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Speaker 1: Loser. What up? Everybody? I am Lunchbox. I know the

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Speaker 1: most about sports, not given the sports facts, my sports opinions,

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Speaker 1: I'm Eddie. I know the least about the sports. But

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Speaker 1: I'm your average sports fan, your sports watcher. I just

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Speaker 1: don't know the who's who's or the what's what? What up? Y'all?

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Speaker 1: At SIS and I'm from the North, I'm in alpha male.

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Speaker 1: I'm not going to bars because of social distancing, but

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Speaker 1: I am at the crib on the West side shotgunning

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Speaker 1: white Claws. If you do the same hashtag, it's sore

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Speaker 1: losers shotgun. Also, I've been trying a new thing with

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Speaker 1: the audio for our truck drivers. They say it was

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Speaker 1: a little low in their trucks. Let me know if

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Speaker 1: you like what I've been doing, go ahead and tweet

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Speaker 1: us at sore Low's Losers Show. Thank you guys. Speaking

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Speaker 1: of sore losers shotgun, Yeah, did you see a one

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Speaker 1: guy that he actually shotgun to White Claw And he

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Speaker 1: was like, yeah, my thirty nine week old pregnant wife

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Speaker 1: met them there, he's a he's a bus driver. I

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Speaker 1: I was like, this dude is like, you know what,

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Speaker 1: is that a beer you're drinking? Coach? Watermelon? Bubby bubbly

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Speaker 1: but it's like Lacroix. It's like sparkling drink. Disgusting. Hey, okay,

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Speaker 1: were just drinking little bubblies of water. This is just

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Speaker 1: cheap because it's just water with like a little tiny

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Speaker 1: take a vodka cranberry with a splash of soda. If

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Speaker 1: goes down. No, no no, not a beer. I'm talking about

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Speaker 1: like a fruity Drinkhama. You guys had a bourbon, no

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Speaker 1: just have the signs that scary you because I remember

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, are you guys reading this? Tournament back underway.

418
00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:34,040
Speaker 1: Let's go oh my wash oh hey losers. Dude, after

419
00:20:34,160 --> 00:20:38,200
Speaker 1: eight games, there's one person undefeated has not missed the game.

420
00:20:38,600 --> 00:20:41,000
Speaker 1: Well that's about to happen. It's about to change, and

421
00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:43,800
Speaker 1: we're starting it off, right. Do you have your coin ready?

422
00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:47,840
Speaker 1: I got her because we got Dayton, the number one seed,

423
00:20:48,160 --> 00:20:52,040
Speaker 1: taken on Cinderella North Carolina, who finished like eleven and

424
00:20:53,240 --> 00:20:56,679
Speaker 1: they were awful all season. I'll be topping, taking Dayton

425
00:20:57,000 --> 00:21:00,560
Speaker 1: where they've never been before. Cole Anthony he's and injured

426
00:21:00,680 --> 00:21:03,520
Speaker 1: and he's the catalyst for North Carolina. Can they pull

427
00:21:03,560 --> 00:21:06,840
Speaker 1: off an upsetting? Here we go, take it away? Ring

428
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:08,880
Speaker 1: all right, yo yo yo, all right, guys. We got

429
00:21:08,960 --> 00:21:12,680
Speaker 1: Dayton and we got North Carolina. That's where Michael Jordan win.

430
00:21:12,800 --> 00:21:15,440
Speaker 1: Baby Caroline ain't been goods in Jordan. I'm gonna do

431
00:21:15,480 --> 00:21:18,720
Speaker 1: the coin flip heads is Dayton? Tails? Is Carolina? Guys?

432
00:21:18,720 --> 00:21:21,560
Speaker 1: Got what do you guys got? I have got Who

433
00:21:21,680 --> 00:21:26,959
Speaker 1: the heck do I got? Oh? North Carolina? Oh my gosh,

434
00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:29,639
Speaker 1: let's go fly up. Coach is gonna hit the table,

435
00:21:29,720 --> 00:21:32,600
Speaker 1: probably go to the floor. Here we go, head. You

436
00:21:32,640 --> 00:21:36,879
Speaker 1: know we're tails, We're Carolina Carolina heads. Is Dayton. All right,

437
00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:47,160
Speaker 1: here we go. The tail is flipped. Oh on the board, heads,

438
00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:53,200
Speaker 1: he got stuck on the ball. My gosh, no, dee,

439
00:21:53,320 --> 00:21:56,520
Speaker 1: Keith is devastating. I harried to call it a day

440
00:21:56,600 --> 00:22:02,040
Speaker 1: in win. It suck on the board. Oh the Fires

441
00:22:02,119 --> 00:22:09,280
Speaker 1: moved on. They moved on, baby Danton man, this was

442
00:22:09,320 --> 00:22:13,360
Speaker 1: their year. Even the coin is on their side. Wow, wow, Wow.

443
00:22:13,760 --> 00:22:17,840
Speaker 1: North Carolina's disappointing season and just the way it started

444
00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:20,520
Speaker 1: with a loss. Let's get out of here. All those

445
00:22:20,560 --> 00:22:25,280
Speaker 1: Carolina games or coin flips anyways, you never even knew. Yeah, no, teeth, Keith.

446
00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:29,840
Speaker 1: There's nothing finer than being a North Carolina the team

447
00:22:29,840 --> 00:22:32,480
Speaker 1: that gives me the fields had the tar heels. I

448
00:22:32,520 --> 00:22:36,600
Speaker 1: had North Carolina going to the lead eight Wow. I

449
00:22:36,640 --> 00:22:38,160
Speaker 1: only had him winning once, so I don't even care.

450
00:22:38,680 --> 00:22:40,320
Speaker 1: Oh no, do you do? You want to flip the

451
00:22:40,320 --> 00:22:43,080
Speaker 1: next one to boost your spirit? I mean, you know

452
00:22:43,119 --> 00:22:45,760
Speaker 1: what's next? Right? Hey? What was that? Heads? Yeah? That

453
00:22:45,880 --> 00:22:48,440
Speaker 1: was heads? What do we have Sat Mary's Florida heads?

454
00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:50,880
Speaker 1: We've had three out of four heads the last four?

455
00:22:51,280 --> 00:22:54,680
Speaker 1: All right, here we go, babe ready? Whoa and Eddie?

456
00:22:54,760 --> 00:22:56,960
Speaker 1: Maybe I owe you an apology because it was fifty fifty.

457
00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:59,080
Speaker 1: I put up a vote this weekend whether I should

458
00:22:59,080 --> 00:23:01,639
Speaker 1: have let you fip lip without a coin, and everybody

459
00:23:01,720 --> 00:23:03,200
Speaker 1: was like, it was fifty fifty. I thought it was

460
00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:05,600
Speaker 1: gonna be a a runaway saying no. Eddie was unprepared. But

461
00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:08,399
Speaker 1: imagine that a poll about the coin flip madness was

462
00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:11,600
Speaker 1: fifty fifty a coin flip. That's a great call. Ladies

463
00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:17,119
Speaker 1: and gentlemen. Welcome to the tenth game of the Sore

464
00:23:17,359 --> 00:23:24,720
Speaker 1: Losers coin flip Madness. We have the top seeds St. Mary's,

465
00:23:25,040 --> 00:23:29,280
Speaker 1: and I have no idea what their okay, Sat Mary Jail's,

466
00:23:29,480 --> 00:23:38,480
Speaker 1: Gails Gails St. Mary's, Gail's versus the Fida, and I

467
00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:42,840
Speaker 1: have Florida. So I'm looking for tails. Everybody else going St. Mary's,

468
00:23:42,840 --> 00:23:45,520
Speaker 1: they're looking for heads. Here we go. I gotta Sat Mary's. Baby,

469
00:23:45,640 --> 00:23:48,520
Speaker 1: Are we ready? Tail me? It's a big game, guys,

470
00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:50,720
Speaker 1: It's going back and forth. The coin is up for

471
00:23:51,320 --> 00:24:00,720
Speaker 1: it's who is Ain't Mary's The jailed are move? No,

472
00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:06,000
Speaker 1: it's the girl. The girls are moving and I'm over

473
00:24:06,160 --> 00:24:09,639
Speaker 1: to today. Boys. I'm too out, baby, come on too.

474
00:24:09,760 --> 00:24:11,359
Speaker 1: I mean, I had it for everyone else. I had

475
00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:15,000
Speaker 1: to be excited, but I'm not happy about all right.

476
00:24:16,880 --> 00:24:21,800
Speaker 1: Oh boy, this this one is one for the ages.

477
00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:26,400
Speaker 1: Butler Yale, Yeah, Butler Yale. I mean, oh my gosh,

478
00:24:26,440 --> 00:24:28,280
Speaker 1: I think it's the battle of the Bulldogs. We've got

479
00:24:28,280 --> 00:24:32,280
Speaker 1: three heads in a row. Boys. What is Yale's mascot,

480
00:24:32,920 --> 00:24:35,920
Speaker 1: the Bulldogs? I believe it is. I want to make

481
00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:42,400
Speaker 1: sure it's the Yale bullsh the Yale smarty pants. It's

482
00:24:42,440 --> 00:24:45,359
Speaker 1: the Yale the starters of canceling March Madness. They canceled

483
00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:47,720
Speaker 1: their tournament and everybody else. I mean it was the

484
00:24:47,760 --> 00:24:50,080
Speaker 1: IVY League. Yeah, it's the Yale Bulldogs. I mean, this

485
00:24:50,160 --> 00:24:53,359
Speaker 1: is a battle of Bulldogs. I mean the committee, they

486
00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:55,440
Speaker 1: are so smart. They do this on purpose. Here's to

487
00:24:55,440 --> 00:24:58,760
Speaker 1: give us these cool storylines. You got the Butler Bulldogs

488
00:24:58,960 --> 00:25:01,639
Speaker 1: taking on the Yale bull old Dogs. Oh my gosh.

489
00:25:01,720 --> 00:25:06,080
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna to the committee. Yeah I am, but

490
00:25:06,240 --> 00:25:08,000
Speaker 1: I didn't. I didn't mean to do that. I'm just

491
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:10,040
Speaker 1: saying it. Like in the real committee they do that too.

492
00:25:10,040 --> 00:25:12,920
Speaker 1: It's like, oh, X coach takes on. So we got

493
00:25:12,960 --> 00:25:15,720
Speaker 1: Butler the higher seed. Yale the automatic bid out of

494
00:25:15,720 --> 00:25:18,440
Speaker 1: the IVY League after winning the regular season. They were

495
00:25:18,440 --> 00:25:21,680
Speaker 1: automatically in because they canceled their conference tournament. So here

496
00:25:21,680 --> 00:25:25,240
Speaker 1: we go, Butler heads and Yale tails. I need a tail,

497
00:25:25,560 --> 00:25:32,480
Speaker 1: oh back, I have the Bulldogs Butler. Oh I got Yale. Dude,

498
00:25:32,480 --> 00:25:35,920
Speaker 1: I went with a smart guy. All right, you're looking

499
00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:38,000
Speaker 1: for tales, I'm looking for heads. Yeah, here we go, coach,

500
00:25:38,040 --> 00:25:41,000
Speaker 1: what do you have tail me? Oh my gosh, yeah,

501
00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:43,520
Speaker 1: y a, y a. Here we go. Three heads in

502
00:25:43,560 --> 00:25:45,879
Speaker 1: a row, three heads in a row, not anymore? Ray,

503
00:25:45,960 --> 00:25:57,720
Speaker 1: you want to tails, Let's go Yale? Yeah yeah, take

504
00:25:57,800 --> 00:26:10,119
Speaker 1: that Gordon any word? Yeah, y If you lost everyone today,

505
00:26:12,720 --> 00:26:15,200
Speaker 1: don't take this guy to Vegas and maybe matters worse too.

506
00:26:15,320 --> 00:26:17,280
Speaker 1: Lunch has corona. I have it because this dude just

507
00:26:17,320 --> 00:26:20,280
Speaker 1: yelled rund in my face. Sorry dude, Sorry, that's what

508
00:26:20,320 --> 00:26:23,560
Speaker 1: I would spread droplets. Whoa Yale? Yeah, that's how it

509
00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:28,480
Speaker 1: spreads about yelling you in front of people's faces away

510
00:26:28,480 --> 00:26:31,680
Speaker 1: from me. So I was yelling at the camera while

511
00:26:31,680 --> 00:26:34,720
Speaker 1: I was holding the camera. Apologize, right, it is your turn.

512
00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:36,720
Speaker 1: We're going to game number four, and we're gonna do

513
00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:38,480
Speaker 1: more than four games today. People said we need to

514
00:26:38,480 --> 00:26:40,040
Speaker 1: pick it up a little bit, so we're gonna go

515
00:26:40,119 --> 00:26:42,520
Speaker 1: six games today. We're going six. We're all gonna flip

516
00:26:42,520 --> 00:26:45,000
Speaker 1: twice today. Let's go right. Hey Oregon, Eddie, you don't

517
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:47,640
Speaker 1: even got a film this, do you? Yeah? Film? And everyone?

518
00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:52,920
Speaker 1: Hey Oregon Winthrop, who's better? Well, who's on top? Oregon?

519
00:26:53,040 --> 00:26:55,359
Speaker 1: There you go? Have you ever read have you ever

520
00:26:55,359 --> 00:26:59,280
Speaker 1: read a bracket? Stir? Sometimes it flips, doesn't it? Nor? Yeah,

521
00:26:59,320 --> 00:27:03,199
Speaker 1: it's after the first thrown. Thank you Oregon, Winthrop and

522
00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:06,119
Speaker 1: Oregon his head's Winthrop? His tail? Wow? Who do you

523
00:27:06,160 --> 00:27:08,040
Speaker 1: guys got? Let's go win through. I got Winthrop, I

524
00:27:08,080 --> 00:27:10,440
Speaker 1: got a tail. I need two tails in a row.

525
00:27:10,720 --> 00:27:12,200
Speaker 1: And I'm gonna make sure it hits the table was

526
00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:13,560
Speaker 1: on the floor and on the board. That was the

527
00:27:13,640 --> 00:27:30,920
Speaker 1: dumbest thing ever. And the coin is flipped. Oh my goodness,

528
00:27:31,280 --> 00:27:35,040
Speaker 1: I don't even know anything about Winthrop. I got nothing

529
00:27:35,080 --> 00:27:39,000
Speaker 1: to say. Oh my god, Winthrop. They win. They got

530
00:27:39,040 --> 00:27:42,080
Speaker 1: it in their name win Throp. That's why you should

531
00:27:42,080 --> 00:27:47,840
Speaker 1: have picked him win the coin. Throps you it's like

532
00:27:47,880 --> 00:27:50,560
Speaker 1: you have a list. Hey guys, let's the coin. Let's

533
00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:52,480
Speaker 1: not try and get cute here. Let's just do the bras.

534
00:27:52,640 --> 00:27:54,960
Speaker 1: Let's just do the Winthrop wins. Let's go. Oh, we

535
00:27:54,960 --> 00:27:56,760
Speaker 1: should have let Ray do the next one. Oh, man,

536
00:27:57,080 --> 00:28:00,520
Speaker 1: let him do it, Let him do it. Yes, you

537
00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:03,480
Speaker 1: gotta do it. It's Penn State, Texas State, and I

538
00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:05,880
Speaker 1: will for sure be doing Sam Houston, stay tell me that. Okay,

539
00:28:05,880 --> 00:28:07,159
Speaker 1: So we had two so we have two tales in

540
00:28:07,160 --> 00:28:09,399
Speaker 1: a row. Today has been two heads, two tales. Perfect.

541
00:28:09,520 --> 00:28:13,960
Speaker 1: It's that's crazy, all right, we're doing t State. Oh

542
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:15,960
Speaker 1: my gosh, Ry go ahead. This is your alma mater.

543
00:28:16,080 --> 00:28:19,920
Speaker 1: They're the underdogging it's Pin State, dude. That I kind

544
00:28:19,920 --> 00:28:22,600
Speaker 1: of like the coin going from the table to the carpet.

545
00:28:22,640 --> 00:28:25,160
Speaker 1: That last one, it hung on the edge and then

546
00:28:25,280 --> 00:28:27,720
Speaker 1: just fell off. It was like, what is the thing?

547
00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:29,959
Speaker 1: Eddie's a great video guy. I don't know if he

548
00:28:30,040 --> 00:28:33,679
Speaker 1: was able to adequately capture it. I mean that was

549
00:28:33,720 --> 00:28:37,000
Speaker 1: a cliff hanger. Literally, it was absolutely beautiful how I

550
00:28:37,040 --> 00:28:38,720
Speaker 1: threw it. Guys, here's the next one. Let me do

551
00:28:38,720 --> 00:28:41,440
Speaker 1: a little bit of an intro out blowing my voice. Um,

552
00:28:41,480 --> 00:28:46,080
Speaker 1: Texas State, what the and Penn State? Ye? All right,

553
00:28:46,160 --> 00:28:49,960
Speaker 1: so Texas State, San Marcus, Texas the River of Guadaloupe

554
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:55,640
Speaker 1: and is it guadaloup and call mal runs through campus.

555
00:28:55,720 --> 00:28:57,760
Speaker 1: You got the chicks in the bikinis that's the first

556
00:28:57,760 --> 00:29:00,120
Speaker 1: thing I ever saw in Texas and I said, I'm

557
00:29:00,120 --> 00:29:04,080
Speaker 1: gonna be a bomb catch here. We call baby state

558
00:29:04,920 --> 00:29:11,400
Speaker 1: home a Joe Paterno, okay, coach, Yeah, Joe Paul Okay, guys,

559
00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:16,760
Speaker 1: h Texas State is tails, Penn State as heads. Flip

560
00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:19,280
Speaker 1: the coin. Here we go. Who do you think I

561
00:29:19,320 --> 00:29:22,600
Speaker 1: have a Texas State? All right, so I need a

562
00:29:22,640 --> 00:29:25,680
Speaker 1: third tail in rows, Baby, I need three tales and

563
00:29:25,840 --> 00:29:29,160
Speaker 1: row boys. Here we go. The trend is tails, Texas State, tales,

564
00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:32,640
Speaker 1: Penn State heads. The coin is flipped. It's on the

565
00:29:32,680 --> 00:29:37,719
Speaker 1: carpet tails, it's tills, It's tails. Texas State, Texas State.

566
00:29:41,480 --> 00:29:45,840
Speaker 1: San Marcus, Texas beautiful year round there they call it

567
00:29:45,960 --> 00:29:49,440
Speaker 1: San Marvelous. We'll be back, America will be back. San

568
00:29:49,600 --> 00:29:53,160
Speaker 1: Marcus will be what we thought it was, gonna be

569
00:29:53,320 --> 00:29:58,320
Speaker 1: the best campus in American. They move on who we

570
00:29:58,360 --> 00:30:01,800
Speaker 1: thought they were. Wow. Shout out to my alma mater,

571
00:30:01,920 --> 00:30:04,200
Speaker 1: Texas State. Hey, thanks for that degree. I probably didn't

572
00:30:04,200 --> 00:30:06,160
Speaker 1: deserve it. I got a F and math and the

573
00:30:06,160 --> 00:30:08,560
Speaker 1: professor moved it up to a D. There there goes

574
00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:11,120
Speaker 1: my perfect bracket for today. Hey, I don't think anyone

575
00:30:11,160 --> 00:30:15,240
Speaker 1: saw that coming. No, Wow, This next game is huge.

576
00:30:16,200 --> 00:30:20,280
Speaker 1: I mean we are talking national title implications. I've got

577
00:30:20,280 --> 00:30:21,840
Speaker 1: three in a row and I don't know if anybody's

578
00:30:21,880 --> 00:30:23,880
Speaker 1: keeping track, but that's three tales in a row. That

579
00:30:24,040 --> 00:30:28,560
Speaker 1: is Creighton versus Hofstra, the Blue Jay's versus Hofstra. I

580
00:30:28,560 --> 00:30:33,320
Speaker 1: don't even where Hastra is. I think it's in Germany. Yeah,

581
00:30:33,520 --> 00:30:40,480
Speaker 1: Okay McDermott the coach of Creighton, what a great season. Doug. Oh,

582
00:30:40,520 --> 00:30:45,120
Speaker 1: his name is Greg, his son is Doug. Sorry, so heads,

583
00:30:45,360 --> 00:30:49,480
Speaker 1: Creighton tails Postra. I believe Eddie has Hofstra and the net.

584
00:30:49,560 --> 00:30:51,880
Speaker 1: Now I have Craton. I thought you had how Hash

585
00:30:51,920 --> 00:30:56,800
Speaker 1: and Steve does? Was Steve our executive producer? Has Hostra

586
00:30:56,880 --> 00:31:00,520
Speaker 1: winning it all? This is? This is Brett getting buster

587
00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:03,520
Speaker 1: material here, folks, give me a four tail in a row. Baby,

588
00:31:03,520 --> 00:31:06,960
Speaker 1: I'm with Hofstro. I'm right, I am writing crighton, you're

589
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:10,040
Speaker 1: a head's flipping full Come on, hey, I'm you know

590
00:31:10,040 --> 00:31:12,680
Speaker 1: why I went Blue Jay's no teeth. Keith used to

591
00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:16,120
Speaker 1: coach the Blue Blue Jays. Excuse me, coach. I didn't

592
00:31:16,120 --> 00:31:18,640
Speaker 1: know what that kind of team it was. And one

593
00:31:18,680 --> 00:31:22,400
Speaker 1: of the kids, mom would say, looking good, blue Jays,

594
00:31:22,520 --> 00:31:26,120
Speaker 1: looking good. That was the chance. That's why we went

595
00:31:26,160 --> 00:31:32,000
Speaker 1: blue Jay's heads crighton tails, Hostra can we and Scuba

596
00:31:32,040 --> 00:31:43,440
Speaker 1: Steve right here, folks, here we go, great gran Scuba

597
00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:50,040
Speaker 1: goes get looking good. There hasn't been a coin yet.

598
00:31:50,080 --> 00:31:55,920
Speaker 1: It's done four in a row and the trend continues. Wow, wow, wow.

599
00:31:56,120 --> 00:31:59,000
Speaker 1: You just want to keep going. Guys just want to

600
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:00,640
Speaker 1: do him all today. No, I don't want to do

601
00:32:00,680 --> 00:32:02,680
Speaker 1: them all. I gotta rest of my voice. I'm three

602
00:32:02,680 --> 00:32:06,640
Speaker 1: and three today. I only limssed one, five and one.

603
00:32:07,360 --> 00:32:10,280
Speaker 1: I think I'm three and three. Yeah, three and three.

604
00:32:10,320 --> 00:32:13,040
Speaker 1: I lost the first three, got the got the second three.

605
00:32:13,080 --> 00:32:15,920
Speaker 1: Hey can you grab Scuba Steve. We need a comment, Hey,

606
00:32:15,920 --> 00:32:17,680
Speaker 1: coach put him on the mind Scuba. See they want

607
00:32:17,680 --> 00:32:20,640
Speaker 1: to comment from you. Hofstring got beat. That was your champions,

608
00:32:21,840 --> 00:32:25,760
Speaker 1: He said, oh no, and he's laughing. He also understands

609
00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:27,360
Speaker 1: that it was just ten dollars that he put on it.

610
00:32:28,760 --> 00:32:31,160
Speaker 1: That's why everyone can laugh. He seems to be in

611
00:32:31,160 --> 00:32:33,200
Speaker 1: a fine mood. Guys that he lost his champion. He's

612
00:32:33,240 --> 00:32:35,440
Speaker 1: still laughing. So I don't know if he really affected him.

613
00:32:35,680 --> 00:32:37,760
Speaker 1: I thought it would be the press. I always expected

614
00:32:37,800 --> 00:32:41,240
Speaker 1: a little more sad. It was ten dollars. He's laughing. Okay,

615
00:32:41,240 --> 00:32:47,320
Speaker 1: it doesn't make any sense. That's weird. Wow, hey tweet us,

616
00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:49,640
Speaker 1: let us know if your national champs out. I mean wow.

617
00:32:50,040 --> 00:32:51,800
Speaker 1: Sad said, hey, what did you guys do this weekend?

618
00:32:52,680 --> 00:32:54,320
Speaker 1: What do I do this week And coach not, Oh,

619
00:32:54,520 --> 00:32:58,120
Speaker 1: I went golfing Saturday morning for yourself. No, me and

620
00:32:58,160 --> 00:33:01,040
Speaker 1: my boy, Me and my twelve year old coach early

621
00:33:01,120 --> 00:33:04,200
Speaker 1: six thirty in the morning. Tea time. It was amazing.

622
00:33:05,440 --> 00:33:07,440
Speaker 1: You made a tea time. No, I mean, I mean

623
00:33:07,520 --> 00:33:10,640
Speaker 1: like I got there at six thirty. Twelve year old

624
00:33:10,720 --> 00:33:12,560
Speaker 1: got out of bed. That drug him out of bed.

625
00:33:12,680 --> 00:33:14,400
Speaker 1: I told him Friday night. I was like, hey, you're

626
00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:16,800
Speaker 1: coming golfing with me early in the Morning's like what time?

627
00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:20,600
Speaker 1: Like probably five. I'll wake up a five five. We'll

628
00:33:20,640 --> 00:33:23,440
Speaker 1: see what time I get up drag him out of bed. Coach,

629
00:33:23,640 --> 00:33:25,840
Speaker 1: you got a little granola bar, got an apple, so

630
00:33:25,880 --> 00:33:28,600
Speaker 1: it let's go. Was he in a good mood? He

631
00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:31,560
Speaker 1: loved it, Coach, he absolutely loved He's like, hey, I

632
00:33:31,560 --> 00:33:33,840
Speaker 1: can do this more often. This is fun. Was he swinging?

633
00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:36,480
Speaker 1: I let him play a couple of holes. But but

634
00:33:36,680 --> 00:33:40,040
Speaker 1: by around eight thirty people started getting there and we

635
00:33:40,080 --> 00:33:41,480
Speaker 1: had a group behind us. I was like, I can't

636
00:33:41,480 --> 00:33:44,040
Speaker 1: really did you make him carry the bag for a

637
00:33:44,040 --> 00:33:47,680
Speaker 1: couple of holes? Coach? The back is bigger than him,

638
00:33:47,840 --> 00:33:49,360
Speaker 1: I know. That's why I thought it was so mean.

639
00:33:49,440 --> 00:33:51,200
Speaker 1: You made him carry it? Coach. He had fun, not

640
00:33:51,280 --> 00:33:53,680
Speaker 1: even swinging the sticks. He had a blast. I gave

641
00:33:53,720 --> 00:33:55,760
Speaker 1: him the phone. He was doing all the yardage for me,

642
00:33:55,880 --> 00:33:57,680
Speaker 1: and he has given me a little bit of advice.

643
00:33:58,520 --> 00:34:01,080
Speaker 1: What was he doing crushing the empties two? No, coach,

644
00:34:01,120 --> 00:34:03,800
Speaker 1: it was six thirty in the morning. They were drinking

645
00:34:03,800 --> 00:34:06,720
Speaker 1: hot chocolate, coach. Coach, we're just walking. Cut my feet though.

646
00:34:06,760 --> 00:34:09,280
Speaker 1: The next day works. I mean so tired. Your feet

647
00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:12,160
Speaker 1: were exhausted. My feet were tired, man like they hurt,

648
00:34:12,280 --> 00:34:17,080
Speaker 1: but they barking. They were barking. And when you're leaving

649
00:34:17,120 --> 00:34:19,360
Speaker 1: the golf course, you throw a nickel at him or anything,

650
00:34:19,440 --> 00:34:21,200
Speaker 1: or you just played it for free, Coach. He's my

651
00:34:21,200 --> 00:34:24,200
Speaker 1: son's caddy. No, no, no, no, the clubhouse something leave

652
00:34:24,239 --> 00:34:26,560
Speaker 1: him a note, thanks, guys appreciated. There's nothing there, Coach.

653
00:34:26,640 --> 00:34:31,239
Speaker 1: There's a sign that says, gentlemen, enjoy your round. Just

654
00:34:31,560 --> 00:34:36,000
Speaker 1: be respectful. Yes, it says be respectful. Of course they

655
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:38,160
Speaker 1: took all the flag sticks out and they put wooden

656
00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:40,600
Speaker 1: six in there and they just recommend, like just don't

657
00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:44,279
Speaker 1: touch anything. Don't touch anything's chili dipping and chopping on

658
00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:48,040
Speaker 1: the course, No coach. Everyone was being respectful. That's awesome,

659
00:34:48,719 --> 00:34:53,040
Speaker 1: almost like the golf course goes. However, there's a butt.

660
00:34:52,640 --> 00:34:55,239
Speaker 1: But so when we made the turn, here's the thing.

661
00:34:55,280 --> 00:34:56,840
Speaker 1: When people get there, there are no rules. So some

662
00:34:56,880 --> 00:34:59,520
Speaker 1: people are teen off of nis. Some people are teen

663
00:34:59,560 --> 00:35:02,400
Speaker 1: off at one one right, we started like, like the

664
00:35:02,440 --> 00:35:04,920
Speaker 1: way you should. We started at one, hoping to get

665
00:35:04,960 --> 00:35:07,440
Speaker 1: to the turn and go straight to ten. Right we

666
00:35:07,560 --> 00:35:10,799
Speaker 1: get there, there's a group of six yea who's just

667
00:35:11,239 --> 00:35:15,480
Speaker 1: teen on the Bachelor party? Six dudes? Oh, and I'm like,

668
00:35:15,560 --> 00:35:17,480
Speaker 1: what are you doing? Like you can't do that in

669
00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:21,640
Speaker 1: a regular day of golf, Six people walking. Finally, after

670
00:35:21,719 --> 00:35:23,200
Speaker 1: a couple of holes, they're like, I'm sorry, guys, we

671
00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:24,960
Speaker 1: didn't see you all go ahead and get to go through,

672
00:35:25,560 --> 00:35:28,400
Speaker 1: but I touch you. No, no, no, we didn't know it.

673
00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:31,000
Speaker 1: So you just came in contact with six people touching.

674
00:35:31,160 --> 00:35:33,560
Speaker 1: Were they six ft apart from each other? No, no,

675
00:35:33,680 --> 00:35:35,560
Speaker 1: they're all touching each other. Some dudes were just like I

676
00:35:35,520 --> 00:35:36,800
Speaker 1: I had their arms around the other days, like, what

677
00:35:36,880 --> 00:35:39,880
Speaker 1: are you guys thinking. No, really, we're in a world

678
00:35:40,040 --> 00:35:42,280
Speaker 1: where like there are a lot of people not following

679
00:35:42,320 --> 00:35:45,319
Speaker 1: these rules. Coach both they're following it. On Broadway. I

680
00:35:45,320 --> 00:35:48,480
Speaker 1: took a stroll down there ghost Town. If you want

681
00:35:48,520 --> 00:35:51,640
Speaker 1: to see Broadway look real weird. Go on a Saturday

682
00:35:51,719 --> 00:35:54,120
Speaker 1: or Sunday when usually there's thousands of people in the streets.

683
00:35:54,360 --> 00:35:57,560
Speaker 1: There is nobody. And I'm talking every bar is closed,

684
00:35:57,560 --> 00:35:59,399
Speaker 1: even some of them that I think they could get

685
00:35:59,400 --> 00:36:02,759
Speaker 1: away with doing food delivery, or they're still closed. So

686
00:36:02,800 --> 00:36:04,719
Speaker 1: for whatever reason, they don't like money, or maybe they

687
00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:06,960
Speaker 1: just feel it's safer to just close down. Shop. Man,

688
00:36:07,040 --> 00:36:09,480
Speaker 1: there isn't one even not even a boot barn is

689
00:36:09,520 --> 00:36:13,560
Speaker 1: open on Broadway. It is depressing, but following the rules props.

690
00:36:13,600 --> 00:36:16,640
Speaker 1: We went and got Chick fil A on Saturday night

691
00:36:17,600 --> 00:36:19,040
Speaker 1: and that do you know how they have those people

692
00:36:19,040 --> 00:36:21,439
Speaker 1: with the lab with the iPads taking the order? Yeah? Well,

693
00:36:22,040 --> 00:36:24,480
Speaker 1: the guy that got right by the car and I'm like,

694
00:36:24,520 --> 00:36:26,160
Speaker 1: what do you what do you back up? What are

695
00:36:26,160 --> 00:36:29,759
Speaker 1: you doing? You just gotta like I can hear you

696
00:36:29,800 --> 00:36:31,400
Speaker 1: from six ft away. You don't have to walk right

697
00:36:31,440 --> 00:36:33,759
Speaker 1: after the car he should be like, welcome to Chick

698
00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:35,840
Speaker 1: fil A. What can I get for you? Yeah? And

699
00:36:35,840 --> 00:36:38,239
Speaker 1: then you yell back. But you know how they have

700
00:36:38,280 --> 00:36:39,879
Speaker 1: the people out there at Chick fil A. It's very

701
00:36:39,880 --> 00:36:42,600
Speaker 1: progressive and they take your order. Maybe they should go

702
00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:46,319
Speaker 1: to the automated system touching anyone? Does that? Does that

703
00:36:46,400 --> 00:36:50,040
Speaker 1: person standing there? Does it really save that much time? Coach?

704
00:36:50,120 --> 00:36:52,440
Speaker 1: Have you seen a line at Chick fil A? Flies

705
00:36:52,560 --> 00:36:56,840
Speaker 1: like freaking drill? Sergeant? And if you're the guy that

706
00:36:56,880 --> 00:36:59,480
Speaker 1: gets stuck in the driving through, that sucks because you're

707
00:36:59,480 --> 00:37:01,440
Speaker 1: out there in the heat, the cold, I mean miserable.

708
00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:03,080
Speaker 1: They swap him in an out though, dude. I mean

709
00:37:03,080 --> 00:37:05,160
Speaker 1: they're rotating them like a pitching change in baseball. I

710
00:37:05,200 --> 00:37:07,239
Speaker 1: mean they're left and right. Dude. The first thing is

711
00:37:07,280 --> 00:37:08,800
Speaker 1: he's too close to my car when I went to

712
00:37:08,920 --> 00:37:10,920
Speaker 1: order right, So I'm like, you might stepping away a

713
00:37:10,920 --> 00:37:14,120
Speaker 1: little bit, just be safe. Okay. He backs up, does

714
00:37:14,200 --> 00:37:17,280
Speaker 1: the order, and then he's like, all right, totals whatever,

715
00:37:17,320 --> 00:37:19,160
Speaker 1: and I go, um, you want me to just pay

716
00:37:19,239 --> 00:37:20,600
Speaker 1: up there? He's like, no, I'll take your I'll take

717
00:37:20,600 --> 00:37:22,680
Speaker 1: your credit card here. I'm like, you want to stick

718
00:37:22,680 --> 00:37:24,440
Speaker 1: it in somewhere He's like, no, I'll take it, and

719
00:37:24,480 --> 00:37:26,719
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, I don't want you touching my credit card,

720
00:37:26,920 --> 00:37:29,480
Speaker 1: Like they don't get any of it, So do you

721
00:37:29,520 --> 00:37:31,040
Speaker 1: touch your credit No? I was like, just tell me

722
00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:33,759
Speaker 1: where to swipe and I'll swipe it. Yeah, because he's

723
00:37:33,760 --> 00:37:38,720
Speaker 1: touching every credit card that comes through there. It's just no,

724
00:37:38,719 --> 00:37:41,760
Speaker 1: no gloves, nothing. And then I pick up the food

725
00:37:41,880 --> 00:37:45,000
Speaker 1: and the person give me the food didn't have any gloves,

726
00:37:45,040 --> 00:37:46,719
Speaker 1: and so he's got it by the hand and by

727
00:37:46,719 --> 00:37:48,360
Speaker 1: the top of the bag, you know. So I'm like

728
00:37:48,440 --> 00:37:50,840
Speaker 1: grabbing the side of the bag, hoping no one touched

729
00:37:50,840 --> 00:37:53,040
Speaker 1: the side and you immediately cut the top off, right. No,

730
00:37:53,200 --> 00:37:55,040
Speaker 1: I just what I did when I got home. I

731
00:37:55,120 --> 00:37:56,640
Speaker 1: just got a plate and I poured everything on the

732
00:37:56,640 --> 00:37:58,120
Speaker 1: plate and throw the bag in the garbage and then

733
00:37:58,160 --> 00:38:02,160
Speaker 1: wash my hands. And I mean, coaches, no one's being safe.

734
00:38:02,960 --> 00:38:04,279
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm sure a lot of people are, but

735
00:38:04,280 --> 00:38:05,880
Speaker 1: I mean, really, it was one place and I was

736
00:38:05,920 --> 00:38:08,080
Speaker 1: just like, how are they keeping this safe? I was

737
00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:10,560
Speaker 1: at the grocery store last week and I get up

738
00:38:10,560 --> 00:38:12,719
Speaker 1: to the cash register and the guy's like, oh, how's

739
00:38:12,719 --> 00:38:13,960
Speaker 1: it going. And I was like, oh, man, I guess

740
00:38:13,960 --> 00:38:16,400
Speaker 1: it's going to go you're feeling okay, aren't you? Do

741
00:38:16,440 --> 00:38:19,279
Speaker 1: you tell you get to the joke? No, no, I

742
00:38:19,280 --> 00:38:21,080
Speaker 1: didn't do the joke because I was just like, oh,

743
00:38:21,120 --> 00:38:22,840
Speaker 1: you know, I was just tired and I was just

744
00:38:22,880 --> 00:38:26,040
Speaker 1: like and he was like he got freaked out real quick.

745
00:38:26,080 --> 00:38:28,120
Speaker 1: He goes, you're feeling okay, right, and I was like yeah,

746
00:38:28,120 --> 00:38:29,560
Speaker 1: he goes okay, good and then he got in a

747
00:38:29,600 --> 00:38:31,680
Speaker 1: better mood again. I didn't want to scare him. I

748
00:38:31,680 --> 00:38:34,480
Speaker 1: didn't but tell him your joke. No, you just say like,

749
00:38:34,520 --> 00:38:36,520
Speaker 1: oh man, I don't feel good. They don't feel good.

750
00:38:36,560 --> 00:38:38,840
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, what's wrong? And they got on my

751
00:38:38,920 --> 00:38:44,680
Speaker 1: leg hurts? Right? What did you do all weekend? I

752
00:38:44,760 --> 00:38:47,440
Speaker 1: was quarantined away. What do we do? I played hours

753
00:38:47,480 --> 00:38:49,640
Speaker 1: and hours of PlayStation four. We have this new game.

754
00:38:49,680 --> 00:38:52,799
Speaker 1: It's called Everybody's Golf. It was made in China, and

755
00:38:52,840 --> 00:38:55,560
Speaker 1: for whatever reason, careful of that. No, no, no, it's fine,

756
00:38:55,960 --> 00:38:58,799
Speaker 1: but whatever reason, it's funner than the games that they

757
00:38:58,800 --> 00:39:01,000
Speaker 1: make here in America. Me and my girlfriend fiance had

758
00:39:01,040 --> 00:39:03,680
Speaker 1: been having a ball last playing. I mean I might

759
00:39:03,719 --> 00:39:07,520
Speaker 1: have played fifty holes on Saturday. We did that. Did

760
00:39:07,520 --> 00:39:09,759
Speaker 1: you watch did you walk like me? No, it's sitting

761
00:39:09,760 --> 00:39:13,239
Speaker 1: on the couch, coach. But yeah, who was working the

762
00:39:13,239 --> 00:39:16,040
Speaker 1: distance for you? Who was working the gardage? You got

763
00:39:16,040 --> 00:39:20,359
Speaker 1: a little caddy. I think her name's Wuhan or something. Coach.

764
00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:23,360
Speaker 1: Did your neighbor come over? Neighbor hasn't come over, but

765
00:39:23,440 --> 00:39:25,800
Speaker 1: she was storing or groceries in our fridge. But I

766
00:39:25,840 --> 00:39:27,560
Speaker 1: guess she got them all out. Did you watch the

767
00:39:27,640 --> 00:39:31,680
Speaker 1: simulation on Twitch or whatever? I did? Uh? Who played

768
00:39:31,880 --> 00:39:35,680
Speaker 1: Friday night was pretty baller. It was the Ravens and

769
00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:39,480
Speaker 1: Patty Mahomes. They put up sixty points. It was phenomenal

770
00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:42,480
Speaker 1: to watch Cowboys played on Friday. They wanted to very

771
00:39:42,560 --> 00:39:46,799
Speaker 1: end by three. They're playing the Eagles. Dude, you have

772
00:39:46,920 --> 00:39:52,440
Speaker 1: a serious problem if you're watching simulated Dude, it's actually

773
00:39:52,680 --> 00:39:55,600
Speaker 1: very very fascinating. The reason it's better than actual NFL

774
00:39:55,920 --> 00:39:58,880
Speaker 1: there's there's no pass interference, there's no pass interference penalties,

775
00:39:58,880 --> 00:40:01,520
Speaker 1: there's no commercials. The game's over in an hour. Um,

776
00:40:01,560 --> 00:40:03,719
Speaker 1: there's no you know, in the NFL. You want to

777
00:40:03,760 --> 00:40:05,719
Speaker 1: know why it's not better than the NFL because it's fake.

778
00:40:06,400 --> 00:40:09,640
Speaker 1: It's fine, perfect, The game flows better, And why don't

779
00:40:09,680 --> 00:40:11,840
Speaker 1: you just watch get online and just watch you know

780
00:40:11,920 --> 00:40:14,840
Speaker 1: anime or something. I mean, it's real, it's over in

781
00:40:14,840 --> 00:40:17,600
Speaker 1: an hour. I mean, that's terrible. Coach, you put fifty

782
00:40:17,640 --> 00:40:20,080
Speaker 1: bucks on it. It makes it worthwhile. It's actually very

783
00:40:20,160 --> 00:40:22,399
Speaker 1: enjoyable and you're not gonna get some fluke ref call

784
00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:25,279
Speaker 1: or a coach making a bone head call. The only

785
00:40:25,320 --> 00:40:28,319
Speaker 1: thing is though, on the old Madden four, uh, they

786
00:40:28,600 --> 00:40:31,359
Speaker 1: what they end up doing is if there's ten seconds left,

787
00:40:31,520 --> 00:40:33,719
Speaker 1: they don't for whatever reason, they don't know how to

788
00:40:33,719 --> 00:40:35,600
Speaker 1: spike the ball. So ten seconds will just run off

789
00:40:35,600 --> 00:40:37,759
Speaker 1: of your teams behind. They don't know how to spike

790
00:40:37,800 --> 00:40:39,719
Speaker 1: the ball. It's very weird. Are you yelling at TV

791
00:40:39,800 --> 00:40:42,399
Speaker 1: when they won't spike it the way the TV I've

792
00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:43,959
Speaker 1: do it. For the most part, my teams were playing

793
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:47,399
Speaker 1: awesome Saturday. Also, the Niners were behind the entire game

794
00:40:47,440 --> 00:40:49,960
Speaker 1: against the Cardinals. They came back at the very end

795
00:40:49,960 --> 00:40:52,359
Speaker 1: and one in overtime, but that was expected, right, it's

796
00:40:52,400 --> 00:40:57,280
Speaker 1: going create. They were a huge favorite. How are the Niners?

797
00:40:57,280 --> 00:40:58,719
Speaker 1: They went to the Super Bowl? Yeah, but it's a

798
00:40:58,719 --> 00:41:01,759
Speaker 1: fake game. It's a video game, but there's certain capabilities

799
00:41:01,800 --> 00:41:04,319
Speaker 1: and abilities of the players that are built into them.

800
00:41:04,520 --> 00:41:07,239
Speaker 1: So even though it's simulated it. They is also factored in.

801
00:41:07,400 --> 00:41:09,880
Speaker 1: Like my kids, like we got RBI Baseball for the

802
00:41:09,880 --> 00:41:12,000
Speaker 1: PlayStation and they play it and it's a terrible game.

803
00:41:12,040 --> 00:41:14,120
Speaker 1: But for the kids it's easy. It's really two buttons

804
00:41:14,160 --> 00:41:18,720
Speaker 1: and but but literally one one of my kids plays

805
00:41:18,920 --> 00:41:20,640
Speaker 1: the White Sox all the times, and he beats the

806
00:41:20,680 --> 00:41:22,680
Speaker 1: Yankees all the time. He beats the Red Side like

807
00:41:22,760 --> 00:41:25,000
Speaker 1: it's there's no rhyme or reason. It doesn't matter what

808
00:41:25,040 --> 00:41:30,160
Speaker 1: their teams are coached. It doesn't matter if if you

809
00:41:30,200 --> 00:41:32,799
Speaker 1: know the freaking Dodgers are really good in real life,

810
00:41:32,840 --> 00:41:35,160
Speaker 1: coach in the video game, there is equal as the

811
00:41:35,200 --> 00:41:38,000
Speaker 1: Red Sox c NFL. I mean they're quicker. You got

812
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:41,160
Speaker 1: a quarterback Patty Mahomes lightning fast wave of Brady was

813
00:41:41,200 --> 00:41:44,440
Speaker 1: slow as molasses. So I think sure one out of ten.

814
00:41:44,480 --> 00:41:46,719
Speaker 1: I bet the Cardinals can beat the Niners most part

815
00:41:46,840 --> 00:41:51,240
Speaker 1: Niners and Merror winner. So it's like um Tech Mobile.

816
00:41:51,280 --> 00:41:54,440
Speaker 1: When you had the Raiders, you had Bo Jackson and

817
00:41:54,440 --> 00:41:58,560
Speaker 1: market Sound. They were Unstoppabletop the Niners two with Jerry,

818
00:41:58,600 --> 00:42:00,080
Speaker 1: Rice and John but the store where the Bills with

819
00:42:00,160 --> 00:42:04,920
Speaker 1: Jim Kelly and Thurman Thomas Unreal, unreal, dude, those are

820
00:42:04,960 --> 00:42:07,440
Speaker 1: the days. Those were the days, dude. All right, we'll

821
00:42:07,560 --> 00:42:10,640
Speaker 1: get out of here. Oh and I started watching Ozark.

822
00:42:10,960 --> 00:42:14,120
Speaker 1: Oh did you watch season one? I'm still rolling through it.

823
00:42:14,120 --> 00:42:17,919
Speaker 1: It's so good, premise, phenomenal, and I know it's gonna

824
00:42:17,920 --> 00:42:20,240
Speaker 1: build to something even better. And right now I'm enjoying

825
00:42:20,239 --> 00:42:22,440
Speaker 1: it and it's not even at that pinnacle yet. I'm

826
00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:24,160
Speaker 1: not I'm not even at the apex, so I can't

827
00:42:24,160 --> 00:42:26,279
Speaker 1: wait for that. Yeah. This, I think this, That show

828
00:42:26,320 --> 00:42:28,680
Speaker 1: has your name written all over. It's it's got money

829
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Speaker 1: scams and like drugs and that you love. I watched

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00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:35,799
Speaker 1: season one way back, win and then I never I

831
00:42:35,880 --> 00:42:37,680
Speaker 1: never got to season two for some reason. So we

832
00:42:37,719 --> 00:42:40,120
Speaker 1: started season two this weekend. Because he buys a strip bar.

833
00:42:40,239 --> 00:42:42,560
Speaker 1: You would love it. Well, don't tell him everything, you know.

834
00:42:42,600 --> 00:42:45,640
Speaker 1: I already saw that really yeah already. Yeah, it starts

835
00:42:45,719 --> 00:42:49,600
Speaker 1: right away. Oh I didn't realize that. I mean, dude,

836
00:42:49,600 --> 00:42:52,200
Speaker 1: I'm every episode, that first episode when that gude shows

837
00:42:52,239 --> 00:42:56,479
Speaker 1: up to him and his business partner. Oh boy, yeah,

838
00:42:56,480 --> 00:43:00,840
Speaker 1: off the building. Yeah, that's all at the beginning. Crazy

839
00:43:01,239 --> 00:43:03,759
Speaker 1: are great recommendation. All right, you gotta get out of here.

840
00:43:03,760 --> 00:43:06,560
Speaker 1: What did you do this weekend? Yard? Work nice, I

841
00:43:06,560 --> 00:43:08,759
Speaker 1: mean yard work all that. I mean. I have these

842
00:43:08,800 --> 00:43:12,040
Speaker 1: two bushes in my yard. They're big, the kids listen,

843
00:43:12,280 --> 00:43:14,840
Speaker 1: and they're they were dead. One got kind of blown

844
00:43:14,840 --> 00:43:17,520
Speaker 1: out by the tornado. Another one has been poisoned, so

845
00:43:17,560 --> 00:43:19,000
Speaker 1: I haven't had green leaves on it in a year

846
00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:21,359
Speaker 1: and a half. Two years. And the first one came

847
00:43:21,360 --> 00:43:23,200
Speaker 1: out so easily. I was like, Oh, I'll just dig

848
00:43:23,239 --> 00:43:27,320
Speaker 1: this one right out. Six hours later, Oh my god,

849
00:43:27,440 --> 00:43:29,760
Speaker 1: I got a saw down there because you were digging

850
00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:32,520
Speaker 1: for six hours, oh, cutting roots and trying to get

851
00:43:32,520 --> 00:43:36,200
Speaker 1: through the Yes, six hours, coach, Yes, really yep, I

852
00:43:36,239 --> 00:43:38,200
Speaker 1: mean ripped the skin off my hand. Wow, he has

853
00:43:38,239 --> 00:43:41,160
Speaker 1: a blister. I'm telling you. It was the first one

854
00:43:41,200 --> 00:43:43,640
Speaker 1: took me thirty minutes, and I was like, Oh, it's

855
00:43:43,640 --> 00:43:45,920
Speaker 1: gonna be so easy. This one had roots everywhere and

856
00:43:45,920 --> 00:43:48,319
Speaker 1: I just had to keep digging, getting the saw, cutting off,

857
00:43:48,360 --> 00:43:50,799
Speaker 1: find another root, cut some more. Uh. You know what's

858
00:43:50,800 --> 00:43:54,680
Speaker 1: crazy is how quickly leaves grow on a tree. On Friday,

859
00:43:54,800 --> 00:43:56,879
Speaker 1: I was on the kid on the trampling with the kids,

860
00:43:56,880 --> 00:43:58,920
Speaker 1: looking up at this big tree with him in my backyard.

861
00:43:59,200 --> 00:44:02,719
Speaker 1: Bear not one leaf on Saturday and had leaves all

862
00:44:02,760 --> 00:44:06,480
Speaker 1: over it. I was like one on Earth. Yeah, you

863
00:44:06,560 --> 00:44:09,400
Speaker 1: gotta watch these. In Nashville, there's these purple ones that

864
00:44:09,440 --> 00:44:13,680
Speaker 1: are in bloom right now. Yeah, gorgeous cherry trees, terry bloss.

865
00:44:13,760 --> 00:44:15,799
Speaker 1: So Jim and Nicks is closed right now, but I'm

866
00:44:15,840 --> 00:44:18,719
Speaker 1: pretty sure they still have their gardener on the old

867
00:44:18,760 --> 00:44:23,400
Speaker 1: payroll because those purple bushes around Jim and Knicks are gorgeous.

868
00:44:23,440 --> 00:44:25,839
Speaker 1: They're beautiful right now. Yeah. Yeah, my wife wants one

869
00:44:25,840 --> 00:44:28,000
Speaker 1: for our yard, but I'm like, they're too messy. Oh, coach,

870
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:30,200
Speaker 1: I can dig you one from Jim and Knicks. And

871
00:44:30,280 --> 00:44:33,800
Speaker 1: once the leaves the flowers fall or whatever, they just die. No,

872
00:44:33,920 --> 00:44:35,560
Speaker 1: I understand, but then they're all over the yard and

873
00:44:35,600 --> 00:44:38,080
Speaker 1: it's kind of annoying. And they only they only bloom

874
00:44:38,120 --> 00:44:40,960
Speaker 1: for like days and then they're they're done for the

875
00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:43,439
Speaker 1: rest of the year. Correct. And also, I mean that's

876
00:44:43,440 --> 00:44:45,360
Speaker 1: probably not a necessity right now. People are getting their

877
00:44:45,400 --> 00:44:47,000
Speaker 1: toilet paper things they need to live off of, and

878
00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:50,160
Speaker 1: he's getting a purple plant. Sorry, I've always just loved

879
00:44:50,160 --> 00:44:54,960
Speaker 1: the flowers. Thank you, Walmart. Appreciate the roast bushes. I

880
00:44:55,120 --> 00:44:56,720
Speaker 1: trimmed him way down, Like I had to go online

881
00:44:56,719 --> 00:44:59,239
Speaker 1: to figure out how to trim roses, and they said

882
00:44:59,280 --> 00:45:00,960
Speaker 1: get him about a foot off the ground. So that's

883
00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:02,440
Speaker 1: what I did. I mean mine were four or five

884
00:45:02,480 --> 00:45:04,200
Speaker 1: ft tall. And if you have any kind of like

885
00:45:04,239 --> 00:45:06,439
Speaker 1: monkey grass or whatever that's growing in the front yard,

886
00:45:06,640 --> 00:45:08,920
Speaker 1: the one that looks like longer, I have that, Yeah,

887
00:45:08,960 --> 00:45:12,280
Speaker 1: you gotta trim those. Dude. If you guys ever considered

888
00:45:12,280 --> 00:45:15,640
Speaker 1: working in the Walmart gardening section, you really trim the

889
00:45:15,640 --> 00:45:18,800
Speaker 1: monkey grass. You see how they die at the end. Yeah,

890
00:45:18,800 --> 00:45:20,879
Speaker 1: trimmed the dead and then the new ones will come out. Coach,

891
00:45:20,920 --> 00:45:22,719
Speaker 1: I'd love to work in a green. I used to

892
00:45:22,760 --> 00:45:26,000
Speaker 1: have a lawn service. You have a coach. The stuff

893
00:45:26,040 --> 00:45:28,000
Speaker 1: you guys are talking about isn't just mowing a yard.

894
00:45:28,120 --> 00:45:30,640
Speaker 1: This is advanced. I mean Forest and I when we

895
00:45:30,680 --> 00:45:33,399
Speaker 1: were kids, Box Island lawn service. We'd mow your lawn

896
00:45:33,480 --> 00:45:36,279
Speaker 1: for ten bucks. Wow. He'd mow the front, I'd mow

897
00:45:36,320 --> 00:45:38,680
Speaker 1: the back. We'd be done in ten minutes. Let's go.

898
00:45:39,120 --> 00:45:41,440
Speaker 1: We're eating with ten bucks. And what oh man? We were.

899
00:45:41,640 --> 00:45:45,080
Speaker 1: We dominated the neighborhood. And then my buddy Justin tried

900
00:45:45,120 --> 00:45:48,120
Speaker 1: to start a rival business. He couldn't compete. He couldn't compete,

901
00:45:48,120 --> 00:45:51,480
Speaker 1: all right, all right, we gotta go. We'll see tomorrow. Hey,

902
00:45:52,120 --> 00:45:54,719
Speaker 1: more madness tomorrow. I'd say it was a good day

903
00:45:54,719 --> 00:45:57,600
Speaker 1: for me. It was five and one. Yeah, you need

904
00:45:57,640 --> 00:46:00,440
Speaker 1: to play some online bloke jaggers something. Nope, let's play

905
00:46:00,520 --> 00:46:03,040
Speaker 1: these games. Are race playing? No no, no, no, I

906
00:46:03,040 --> 00:46:04,759
Speaker 1: am not that crazy. Alright, let's get out of here.

907
00:46:04,800 --> 00:46:09,080
Speaker 1: All right, we'll see you tomorrow. Goodbye everyone, Happy Monday. Goodbye.