WEBVTT - Fat 0:00:00.880 --> 0:00:04.720 Of the Law and Order franchises, SVU is considered especially watchable. 0:00:04.920 --> 0:00:07.520 We are the amateur detectives who kind of investigate the 0:00:07.560 --> 0:00:08.400 vicious felonies. 0:00:08.400 --> 0:00:09.560 These episodes are based on. 0:00:09.840 --> 0:00:24.280 These are our stories, done done. 0:00:28.560 --> 0:00:30.680 Hello, that's messed up? 0:00:30.680 --> 0:00:34.800 In SVU podcast, I'm Liza Traeger and I'm Kara Klank 0:00:35.120 --> 0:00:38.960 reporting to you live from my garage in Los Angeles. 0:00:39.720 --> 0:00:41.280 I would like to tell them where I'm at. I 0:00:41.320 --> 0:00:44.239 haven't exposed. I'm looking at my exposed brick wall in 0:00:44.280 --> 0:00:45.000 New York City. 0:00:45.520 --> 0:00:48.479 Yes, we're giving you your coast to coast coverage of 0:00:48.560 --> 0:00:50.920 Law and Order SVU, the true crime it's based on. 0:00:51.400 --> 0:00:55.160 Sometimes we interview people from the show. Spoiler alert. Today 0:00:55.200 --> 0:00:57.720 we don't have anybody, but we're just gonna have fun 0:00:57.880 --> 0:00:59.440 and that those can be fun too. You know. 0:01:00.120 --> 0:01:02.319 We don't need no stinking guests. Just kidding. We want 0:01:02.320 --> 0:01:04.720 everyone to do our show well. Also, I do want 0:01:04.720 --> 0:01:05.880 to do a little shout out. 0:01:06.680 --> 0:01:10.360 I ran into a mother daughter grandmother trip from Toronto 0:01:11.640 --> 0:01:17.040 here on the streets of New York. Oh, three generations. 0:01:17.040 --> 0:01:19.680 She screamed, glitter cheese. Oh my god, you're coming from 0:01:19.720 --> 0:01:21.280 soul cycle and I was. 0:01:21.840 --> 0:01:25.440 She can tell so shout out. 0:01:25.720 --> 0:01:28.200 They were about to go walk the Brooklyn Bridge and 0:01:28.240 --> 0:01:30.880 they were far from it, so they were really getting 0:01:30.880 --> 0:01:31.440 their steps in. 0:01:31.959 --> 0:01:33.800 I do think it's funny when people just call you 0:01:33.880 --> 0:01:37.080 glitter cheese, or people are like, oh, tell Glitter that this. 0:01:37.319 --> 0:01:39.880 Like when she brought up this on the podcast, I'm like, okay, 0:01:40.360 --> 0:01:45.119 I'll tell Glitter. It really does make me happy. Did 0:01:45.160 --> 0:01:48.280 you have a good weekend last weekend? I'm trying to 0:01:48.320 --> 0:01:50.320 think of what I did anything that wasn't just like 0:01:50.440 --> 0:01:53.360 kids going going to kids birthday parties and stuff. 0:01:53.560 --> 0:01:54.880 I honestly kept. 0:01:54.680 --> 0:01:57.400 It pretty chill this weekend, but I have a lot 0:01:57.520 --> 0:01:59.360 going on coming up. 0:02:00.160 --> 0:02:01.200 Events I didn't show up. 0:02:01.200 --> 0:02:04.720 Two events I bought, like a gift for someone's birthday 0:02:04.720 --> 0:02:05.640 that I did not go to. 0:02:06.040 --> 0:02:08.200 Is like, what, That's what my weekend was? 0:02:08.280 --> 0:02:11.120 It was Yeah, it was like soul cycle and then 0:02:11.280 --> 0:02:12.960 like absolutely not. 0:02:13.639 --> 0:02:16.280 Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's how I felt. 0:02:16.400 --> 0:02:19.520 I wish I had, you know, more wild things to report, 0:02:19.639 --> 0:02:21.960 but I have been on my continuous journey through the 0:02:21.960 --> 0:02:25.160 Real Housewives of Orange County. I'm on like season seven 0:02:25.200 --> 0:02:28.560 and eight and just doing my intro Alexis Bilino. I 0:02:28.560 --> 0:02:30.560 don't know if you remember this but she became like 0:02:30.600 --> 0:02:33.520 a news anchor, but she just did like fitness and 0:02:33.560 --> 0:02:37.000 beauty things for local news, but was so bad. And 0:02:37.040 --> 0:02:40.560 it's like then Gretchen was performing for with the Pussycat Dolls. 0:02:40.600 --> 0:02:43.720 Never sang, never sang into a microphone, none of it. 0:02:43.800 --> 0:02:46.720 And it's like the audacity of all of these people 0:02:46.840 --> 0:02:48.919 to just be like, Yep, this is my career. Yeah, 0:02:48.919 --> 0:02:51.560 of course I'm gonna do it. Slade Smiley doing stand 0:02:51.639 --> 0:02:56.120 up comedy at the Improv, Like, it's just so wild 0:02:56.639 --> 0:02:59.880 that you just think that you can. She said, like 0:02:59.880 --> 0:03:02.600 a Lexus was saying people's names wrong, she was stuttering, 0:03:02.639 --> 0:03:04.480 she was out getting a drink while they were like 0:03:04.760 --> 0:03:05.400 we're live. 0:03:05.600 --> 0:03:09.000 She had to run into frame to like Georgia. 0:03:09.720 --> 0:03:11.880 And it's just so that's where I'm at in that 0:03:11.960 --> 0:03:14.600 journey of like Brooks has just came into the picture. 0:03:14.680 --> 0:03:17.080 He hasn't lied about cancer yet, but it's everyone being like, 0:03:18.080 --> 0:03:19.200 we don't like him. 0:03:19.200 --> 0:03:20.160 Who is this guy? 0:03:20.520 --> 0:03:24.040 Yeah, And so That's where I'm at at that journey, 0:03:24.080 --> 0:03:24.840 just watching people. 0:03:24.880 --> 0:03:27.960 It's wild that a person named Slade Smiley is real, 0:03:28.000 --> 0:03:29.040 But that's a real name. 0:03:29.200 --> 0:03:31.920 That's a crazy fucking name. I bet it's fucking nut. 0:03:31.960 --> 0:03:34.400 I bet he's David Slade or something like that and 0:03:34.560 --> 0:03:36.600 decided to do his more fun middle name. 0:03:36.960 --> 0:03:39.800 Slade's Smiley. I mean, it sounds like a fucking Muppet 0:03:39.800 --> 0:03:43.880 game show character. Like I can't even like get on board. 0:03:43.920 --> 0:03:47.560 But I did see the movie Long Legs. Have you 0:03:47.600 --> 0:03:48.520 been hearing about it? 0:03:48.640 --> 0:03:51.280 Fucking bitch? Of course I want to see it, So 0:03:51.320 --> 0:03:53.839 what what? What are the thoughts? I'm shocked you even went. 0:03:53.920 --> 0:03:55.680 I oh, because of the silence of the lambs, kind 0:03:55.720 --> 0:03:58.400 of energy, because kind of I feel like you wouldn't go. 0:03:58.600 --> 0:04:01.320 This is the guy that did it follow or the actress, 0:04:01.360 --> 0:04:02.960 I mean the actress the actress. 0:04:03.720 --> 0:04:06.080 And when I was watching it, I kept going, how 0:04:06.120 --> 0:04:08.800 do I know this girl was? She was giving me, like, 0:04:09.040 --> 0:04:13.520 just from her look, I'm like, it's not Jackie from Yellowjackets, 0:04:13.520 --> 0:04:15.600 but she kind of has a little bit of that look. 0:04:16.040 --> 0:04:16.800 But who is she? 0:04:17.080 --> 0:04:18.960 I've never I went to her IMDb. I've never seen 0:04:19.000 --> 0:04:20.560 a damn thing she's been in. But she looks very 0:04:20.560 --> 0:04:22.920 familiar to me. Here's the thing, it's too new. 0:04:23.080 --> 0:04:23.680 I just saw it. 0:04:23.720 --> 0:04:25.560 I don't want to ruin anybody's like, I don't want 0:04:25.560 --> 0:04:28.080 to ruin anything. I have thoughts and I need you 0:04:28.080 --> 0:04:29.600 guys to see it and then we'll talk about it. 0:04:29.680 --> 0:04:32.960 Okay, it's playing by my place, I'll try to see it. 0:04:32.960 --> 0:04:35.680 But I read a Vulture article actually about the actress 0:04:36.320 --> 0:04:38.560 and it's just ranking all her roles in all the 0:04:38.560 --> 0:04:40.440 horror movies. But she's kind of like a modern day 0:04:40.480 --> 0:04:43.560 scream Queen is yee what it is? And I and 0:04:43.640 --> 0:04:45.480 it follows as the scariest movie I've ever seen. I 0:04:45.520 --> 0:04:47.200 haven't been able to do a rewatch of it, like 0:04:47.360 --> 0:04:50.120 all the way through, but she is so incredible and 0:04:50.160 --> 0:04:52.560 I'm excited to watch all of her stuff. 0:04:52.640 --> 0:04:55.359 Like she's very good in it, like she's very I 0:04:55.520 --> 0:04:58.600 was definitely giving me Clarice Starling, but like different, like 0:04:59.080 --> 0:05:02.440 she plays she plays it very like small and like 0:05:02.520 --> 0:05:07.000 she's very good. But the movie is wild. I don't know, 0:05:07.040 --> 0:05:08.479 it's just I don't know what to say about it. 0:05:08.520 --> 0:05:10.360 But I was shocked you went. 0:05:10.480 --> 0:05:13.440 Honestly, I went because because my friend Jackie was like, 0:05:13.520 --> 0:05:15.000 I'm gonna go see this movie long legs. I go, 0:05:15.080 --> 0:05:16.440 what's that? I had not heard of it. This was 0:05:16.440 --> 0:05:18.640 like like three weeks ago. She bought tickets so early 0:05:18.680 --> 0:05:21.799 for ituse she was excited about it, and I was like, oh, 0:05:22.160 --> 0:05:24.240 she goes it's about a serial killer. And I was like, oh, well, 0:05:24.279 --> 0:05:26.240 I'll go see stuff like that, like I will go 0:05:26.279 --> 0:05:29.680 see serial killer stuff. And so I told Jared I 0:05:29.880 --> 0:05:31.960 want to go see this. So me and Jared went 0:05:32.080 --> 0:05:34.440 with his horror wife. The three of us went. He 0:05:34.480 --> 0:05:36.320 went with his real wife and his horror wife to 0:05:36.360 --> 0:05:40.360 go see this movie in the air. No, because I've 0:05:40.360 --> 0:05:42.720 gone to see movies with her before. Famously I went 0:05:42.760 --> 0:05:45.840 to go see Hereditary with her, and Hereditary didn't even 0:05:45.880 --> 0:05:48.400 scare me that much because I babysat for the kid 0:05:48.400 --> 0:05:51.680 that was the star of the movie. But I literally 0:05:52.880 --> 0:05:55.640 was like I went into that movie knowing absolutely nothing, 0:05:55.680 --> 0:05:57.760 And that's how I would I would tell you all 0:05:57.800 --> 0:05:59.840 to go in and see it, like I liked knowing 0:05:59.839 --> 0:06:01.000 that absolutely nothing about it. 0:06:01.040 --> 0:06:02.440 Like the tension was really good. 0:06:02.640 --> 0:06:07.320 It's beautifully shot too, It looks very beautiful, and but 0:06:07.400 --> 0:06:10.520 it's a it's a wild it's a wild ride. Well, 0:06:10.720 --> 0:06:13.400 and it has an sbu Alum in it. Claire Underwood 0:06:13.440 --> 0:06:17.440 is in it. Woo, Claire Underwood am Sex in the City, Yeah, 0:06:17.480 --> 0:06:19.480 and Sex and the City, which I. 0:06:19.440 --> 0:06:22.080 Would say that is the most unlikely storyline. That is 0:06:22.160 --> 0:06:24.520 the one where I'm like the show that like this 0:06:25.080 --> 0:06:27.480 Blair Underwood, who's the doctor for the Knicks. 0:06:27.560 --> 0:06:30.279 I don't know. I just don't Miranda love connection there. 0:06:30.440 --> 0:06:32.960 I'm Miranda dumpsim for Steve. 0:06:34.600 --> 0:06:37.680 Like I mean, oh, but while the list, there is 0:06:37.720 --> 0:06:40.599 this movie that she's not the lead in, but I 0:06:40.720 --> 0:06:41.360 have seen it. 0:06:41.360 --> 0:06:42.920 Did you ever watch the movie Greta. 0:06:44.000 --> 0:06:44.200 No. 0:06:44.520 --> 0:06:47.960 It is with Isabelle Huper and Chloe Grace Moretz. But 0:06:48.000 --> 0:06:50.880 it's like this weird movie and she's like an old 0:06:50.920 --> 0:06:54.000 woman with a purse and kidnaps people and there's murder 0:06:54.160 --> 0:06:54.840 through the walls. 0:06:54.920 --> 0:06:56.719 But it was just it was kind of silly. It 0:06:56.760 --> 0:06:57.119 was silly. 0:06:57.440 --> 0:06:59.760 Yeah, that I feel like I heard I saw the 0:06:59.800 --> 0:07:02.320 True I wanted to see it or something, but I didn't. 0:07:03.640 --> 0:07:05.040 I still want to see Inside Out too. 0:07:05.080 --> 0:07:06.920 I'm kind and because it's so hot in New York, 0:07:07.000 --> 0:07:09.720 like going to a movie is the perfect air conditioning activity, 0:07:10.320 --> 0:07:11.640 but I have not. 0:07:13.080 --> 0:07:15.040 Done it. I'm actually trying to go back. 0:07:15.040 --> 0:07:16.800 I'm going to go for the first time to like 0:07:16.840 --> 0:07:19.520 a Long Island beach, like take the Long Island Railroad and. 0:07:19.520 --> 0:07:22.800 See oo see what that hype is all about? Yeah, 0:07:22.840 --> 0:07:23.640 I'm excited. 0:07:24.120 --> 0:07:25.920 I'm not you know, as long as someone else is 0:07:26.000 --> 0:07:27.480 leading the journey, I'll be okay. 0:07:27.600 --> 0:07:29.760 Yeah, all the way out to the Hampton's or like 0:07:29.800 --> 0:07:31.160 a closer the island beach. 0:07:31.280 --> 0:07:33.640 Okay, not Hampton's. I'm not sure what it's called. 0:07:33.680 --> 0:07:35.400 Like I said, I'm not going to be in charge, 0:07:35.480 --> 0:07:38.560 and yeah, they're gonna get me going. Oh, you're gonna 0:07:38.560 --> 0:07:40.040 love to hear this. I had one of the best 0:07:40.120 --> 0:07:45.240 tunea melts ever. Oh where at Black Seed Bagel. It's 0:07:45.280 --> 0:07:48.800 like a you know, there's it's Montreal style bagels, but 0:07:48.840 --> 0:07:50.840 I even don't see that, like I think it's but 0:07:50.920 --> 0:07:52.800 that's what they say, but it's different to me. 0:07:53.280 --> 0:07:54.320 But it was. 0:07:55.200 --> 0:08:00.400 I added bacon and avocado to it on Assessame Seed bagel. Ooh, 0:08:00.560 --> 0:08:03.520 and I ate two sides. Usually I save a side, 0:08:03.800 --> 0:08:06.040 but I couldn't. It was that good. 0:08:06.520 --> 0:08:08.760 Wow, you're making me want to tune them melt like 0:08:09.160 --> 0:08:10.760 right now. Oh my god. 0:08:11.080 --> 0:08:14.360 We're in a really specific category of people because tuna sandwiches, 0:08:14.360 --> 0:08:16.640 they feel, are very controversial. 0:08:17.440 --> 0:08:19.200 Yeah, I mean I remember the time I had a 0:08:19.240 --> 0:08:21.600 tuna sandwich at an after party of a comedy festival 0:08:21.600 --> 0:08:22.920 and when I come up to you said you're eating 0:08:22.920 --> 0:08:24.480 tune at the after party, and I was like, yeah, 0:08:24.480 --> 0:08:25.280 I'm embarrassed now. 0:08:26.920 --> 0:08:28.880 I was like, you're right. 0:08:28.920 --> 0:08:30.960 I guess I want to be having like conversations with 0:08:31.000 --> 0:08:32.800 people close up and I shouldn't be eating too. 0:08:32.920 --> 0:08:33.400 No, you're right. 0:08:33.440 --> 0:08:36.240 But unfortunately, like like when there's usually a lot of 0:08:36.280 --> 0:08:38.199 sandwiches at a big party, it's usually like a big 0:08:38.240 --> 0:08:42.440 Italian type of like meaty sandwich and tuna. 0:08:42.559 --> 0:08:44.760 I do eat. I eat fish, so tuna is my 0:08:44.800 --> 0:08:45.080 go to. 0:08:45.840 --> 0:08:49.480 But wait, I was going to say, oh, so this 0:08:49.600 --> 0:08:52.160 past couple of days, I know this episode is in 0:08:52.200 --> 0:08:54.000 the time machine as usual, guys, it's going to be 0:08:54.080 --> 0:08:56.160 a little bit past. But I did want to just 0:08:56.320 --> 0:08:59.160 shout out. I was very sad that Richard Simmons passed away. 0:08:59.200 --> 0:09:01.280 I was very sad that she and Doherty passed away. 0:09:01.320 --> 0:09:04.199 Doctor Ruth passed away. When I was in college, doctor 0:09:04.280 --> 0:09:08.120 Kelly Dave to my college Shelley Duvall, I mean olive 0:09:08.120 --> 0:09:11.840 oil forever. But when I was in college, the beginning 0:09:11.840 --> 0:09:13.560 of college, I don't know if you had this experience, 0:09:13.600 --> 0:09:15.600 but like at the beginning of college, people would come talk. 0:09:15.640 --> 0:09:18.040 I'd be like, I'm going that's what college is about. 0:09:18.080 --> 0:09:20.520 You go to talks. And I would go to talks 0:09:20.559 --> 0:09:22.040 at the beginning and then I don't think I went 0:09:22.080 --> 0:09:23.240 to a talk the whole end. 0:09:23.160 --> 0:09:24.920 Of college, just the first year. 0:09:25.120 --> 0:09:27.920 But I went and I saw is it Henry Lee, 0:09:28.040 --> 0:09:32.640 the one who's the famous autopsy guy Michael Badam, I 0:09:32.679 --> 0:09:34.360 don't know the other one. No, no, no, no, he's the guy. 0:09:34.360 --> 0:09:35.880 This is the guy that did Yes, Henry Lee, the 0:09:35.920 --> 0:09:38.959 forensic scientist. He did like OJ and like he was 0:09:39.000 --> 0:09:41.560 involved in the staircase. Like he's very So I saw 0:09:41.640 --> 0:09:43.880 him talk because I think at the time I was 0:09:43.920 --> 0:09:45.840 taking forensic chemistry and I was like, I gotta go 0:09:45.880 --> 0:09:48.480 to this. But I saw doctor Lee, doctor Ruth speak 0:09:48.520 --> 0:09:51.160 at the beginning of my college experience, and she was 0:09:51.200 --> 0:09:55.680 so great, so sex positive and just a cool little 0:09:55.760 --> 0:10:00.360 lady talking about fucking sex to everybody and she was great, 0:10:00.679 --> 0:10:02.280 and you know, it's just sad. It felt like we 0:10:02.320 --> 0:10:04.520 had a lot of And I was obsessed with Brenda 0:10:04.520 --> 0:10:06.640 Walsh as a young person. I know Shannon Doherty had 0:10:06.640 --> 0:10:10.000 bad politics later in her life, but I was a 0:10:10.120 --> 0:10:10.839 charge girl. 0:10:10.960 --> 0:10:12.200 I was a charge Yeah. 0:10:12.240 --> 0:10:14.079 I was a nine o two one zero and like 0:10:14.559 --> 0:10:17.000 it was like when I was growing up, everything was 0:10:17.040 --> 0:10:19.200 like you either like the blonde or you like the 0:10:19.320 --> 0:10:22.040 dark headed girl. You know, like everything was like it 0:10:22.120 --> 0:10:25.280 was Kelly versus Brenda, it was Betty versus Veronica. And 0:10:25.440 --> 0:10:28.360 I always gravitated towards the darker haired girls. 0:10:28.720 --> 0:10:30.120 I have brown hair, but I. 0:10:30.200 --> 0:10:34.120 Just like thought that they were cooler looking and attitude, 0:10:34.160 --> 0:10:38.840 I guess, and so I always liked Brenda, and uh, 0:10:39.640 --> 0:10:41.920 like I just was really sad. I remember reading articles 0:10:41.960 --> 0:10:44.440 about Shannon Doherty, like where she bought her clothes and stuff, 0:10:44.480 --> 0:10:47.240 like when I was like in Cent magazine and shit, 0:10:47.440 --> 0:10:49.560 oh like vintage and I'd be like, mom, I gotta 0:10:49.600 --> 0:10:51.400 get vintage, and she was like, what are you talking about. 0:10:51.400 --> 0:10:52.960 I'd be like, I don't know, I need vintage clothes, 0:10:53.000 --> 0:10:54.520 like I didn't even know what it meant. And I 0:10:54.600 --> 0:10:58.200 was like so into everything about Shannon Doherty when she 0:10:58.320 --> 0:11:00.680 was Brenda back in the day, and then when she 0:11:00.760 --> 0:11:03.360 left the show, I was kind of like by her 0:11:03.400 --> 0:11:03.839 and Dylan. 0:11:03.920 --> 0:11:04.520 I mean, her and. 0:11:04.520 --> 0:11:06.920 Luke Luke Perry are in heaven together now if you 0:11:06.960 --> 0:11:11.600 believe in that kind of thing. But yeah, anyway, just 0:11:11.640 --> 0:11:14.560 a sad time for that, and uh because I had 0:11:14.600 --> 0:11:17.400 just been reading about how Shannon Doherty's fucking asshole ex 0:11:17.480 --> 0:11:21.960 husband was prolonging her their divorce proceedings because he didn't 0:11:21.960 --> 0:11:25.520 want to pay her any money. So just another cool 0:11:25.559 --> 0:11:27.800 man to talk about on our podcast. You know, men 0:11:27.960 --> 0:11:30.720 doing cool things. Uh, he wanted her to die, so 0:11:30.760 --> 0:11:33.839 you would just have to to you know, never pay 0:11:33.840 --> 0:11:35.600 her a dime in alimony. 0:11:36.679 --> 0:11:38.280 It's p engross. 0:11:39.000 --> 0:11:43.240 But I okay, So obviously we've talked about this. You're 0:11:43.280 --> 0:11:45.839 going to go see Oh Mary. I did see it, 0:11:45.880 --> 0:11:49.480 and I'm going to go again. And I after a 0:11:49.520 --> 0:11:51.520 show at the Seller, I started talking to a group 0:11:51.520 --> 0:11:54.160 of people that I vibed with and so we're chatting. 0:11:54.160 --> 0:11:56.959 We're chatting, and they're visiting from out of state. They 0:11:57.000 --> 0:11:59.160 went to see Oh Mary. So I'm just like, oh 0:11:59.240 --> 0:12:00.640 my god. And the two of them are like, we 0:12:00.720 --> 0:12:03.120 loved it. And I was just like saying the jokes 0:12:03.120 --> 0:12:05.640 and whatever, and we're having fun. And then later on 0:12:05.840 --> 0:12:07.920 I bring it up to the other group, like the 0:12:08.080 --> 0:12:09.800 friends that was with them. It was a big group, 0:12:10.040 --> 0:12:11.480 and they were like, oh, yeah, they went to see it. 0:12:11.520 --> 0:12:13.280 They hated it, And I go, well, that's not what 0:12:13.320 --> 0:12:17.240 they told me. And so they they actually didn't like it, 0:12:17.440 --> 0:12:20.079 but they didn't want me to know, and so I 0:12:20.120 --> 0:12:21.760 was like, well you could have just said it. They go, 0:12:22.559 --> 0:12:24.800 we just didn't get it, like the jokes. We just 0:12:24.840 --> 0:12:27.559 wanted to feel cool and like that we understood the jokes. 0:12:27.679 --> 0:12:30.520 But in my head it was not obscured at all. 0:12:30.600 --> 0:12:33.800 Like to me, I was like, this is so universal. 0:12:34.160 --> 0:12:36.160 And I brought it up to Ted, my acting teacher 0:12:36.160 --> 0:12:38.040 that I love, and he goes, no, we're part of 0:12:38.160 --> 0:12:39.840 We're like, it's alternative. 0:12:39.840 --> 0:12:40.960 He goes, it is obscure. 0:12:41.000 --> 0:12:43.280 He goes, an absurdity is hard and I go, you know, 0:12:43.320 --> 0:12:45.800 my sister famously a lot of people hated Barbon Starr 0:12:45.800 --> 0:12:47.960 And he goes, that's very absurd, and I go, yeah, 0:12:47.960 --> 0:12:50.520 maybe it's the absurdity that's confusing. But I love that 0:12:50.600 --> 0:12:52.959 they tried to cover up that they didn't get it. 0:12:53.400 --> 0:12:55.360 But to me, there was nothing to get and I 0:12:55.400 --> 0:12:57.240 thought it was basic. And then I find out, maybe 0:12:57.280 --> 0:12:59.120 we're part of a different kind of culture. 0:12:59.160 --> 0:12:59.880 You know, this is. 0:12:59.800 --> 0:13:04.120 Why nobody is green lighting any comedy television shows or 0:13:04.679 --> 0:13:07.600 movies really, like you know what I mean, Like comedy 0:13:07.679 --> 0:13:10.760 is now so fractured that it's like you either think 0:13:10.840 --> 0:13:13.240 like Tim Allen having a problem with his neighbor is 0:13:13.280 --> 0:13:17.160 the height of comedy, or you want to see this hilarious, 0:13:17.240 --> 0:13:19.720 Like what if Mary Todd Lincoln kind of loved that 0:13:19.760 --> 0:13:23.480 her husband got shot play with a non binary star. 0:13:23.880 --> 0:13:25.960 You know, it's like we got these two ends of 0:13:26.000 --> 0:13:30.920 the spectrum of comedy and there's just no specifically with comedy, 0:13:30.920 --> 0:13:33.320 it feels like the monoculture is fully gone. You know, 0:13:33.520 --> 0:13:36.320 like with music there's always people like people can and 0:13:36.360 --> 0:13:38.600 with movies or whatever, I guess it's like, oh, we 0:13:38.600 --> 0:13:42.000 can go have fun at like a Blockbuster or whatever. 0:13:42.040 --> 0:13:42.800 But I don't know. 0:13:42.840 --> 0:13:46.240 With like comedy, I feel you like, I think it's 0:13:47.000 --> 0:13:49.160 I have to be careful what I recommend to some 0:13:49.200 --> 0:13:50.959 of my friends that I don't think are going to 0:13:51.000 --> 0:13:53.800 get some of the stuff that we think is funny. 0:13:54.000 --> 0:13:57.120 Yeah, it just came to such a I was just 0:13:57.160 --> 0:13:59.800 so shocked. I'm like, there's nothing they get, Like that's 0:13:59.800 --> 0:14:01.840 what I thought, like in my head, I'm like, there's 0:14:01.920 --> 0:14:06.960 nothing to get. It's jokes. But I guess I guess not. 0:14:07.600 --> 0:14:09.640 Like today I was, I was texting with a group 0:14:09.679 --> 0:14:12.000 of my girls from camp right and like so they're 0:14:12.160 --> 0:14:16.520 very mixed, like some are very city oriented and with it, 0:14:16.600 --> 0:14:18.520 and some are like live on an island off the 0:14:18.559 --> 0:14:21.000 coast of Maine or in New Hampshire, whatever. And my 0:14:21.120 --> 0:14:23.880 one friend was saying how after her divorce she dated 0:14:23.920 --> 0:14:26.040 a lot of cops, and I go, oh, yeah, she's 0:14:26.120 --> 0:14:28.960 a cab. All cops are boyfriends, is the joke I 0:14:29.040 --> 0:14:32.200 made in the thing. And she was like, yeah, or 0:14:32.320 --> 0:14:35.040 all boyfriends are cops whichever, And I go, do you 0:14:35.160 --> 0:14:37.000 have you not ever heard the term acab? And she 0:14:37.120 --> 0:14:38.920 was like googling it. 0:14:38.760 --> 0:14:42.040 And I was like, oh my god, you know what 0:14:42.120 --> 0:14:42.440 I mean. 0:14:42.440 --> 0:14:45.880 There's just like I just didn't know anybody didn't know 0:14:45.960 --> 0:14:46.360 a cab. 0:14:46.680 --> 0:14:50.840 So it's like we're. 0:14:49.520 --> 0:14:53.680 You know, damn yeah, I just I that is so 0:14:53.800 --> 0:14:58.720 funny though, that they like about the show is so palpable. 0:14:58.800 --> 0:14:59.280 You love it. 0:14:59.400 --> 0:15:01.680 Nobody wants to like pop your bubble and go actually 0:15:01.720 --> 0:15:03.600 not for me or like, you know. 0:15:04.320 --> 0:15:06.400 But I love that their friend also threw them under 0:15:06.400 --> 0:15:13.640 the bus like immediately, Oh, that like made me happen. Yeah, wait, 0:15:13.720 --> 0:15:16.600 and care already knows this, but everyone knows my love 0:15:16.640 --> 0:15:20.040 of the movie Grid and Cinematrix, Vulture Game and a 0:15:20.120 --> 0:15:24.200 proud moment for me this week. I thought there was 0:15:24.240 --> 0:15:26.920 a mistake. I emailed in and they did make the 0:15:26.960 --> 0:15:28.600 correction based on my email. 0:15:28.760 --> 0:15:32.160 So I'm so proud of my cinematrix. Karen Lee's a 0:15:32.160 --> 0:15:37.920 trigger well keeping them on their toes over at Vulture. 0:15:38.400 --> 0:15:40.640 Well, because if I don't know something that I'm okay 0:15:40.680 --> 0:15:43.560 not knowing, like if I if there's two empties or 0:15:43.600 --> 0:15:47.520 I just fuck up like I'm that's fine, But knowing 0:15:47.560 --> 0:15:51.720 that I'm about to fucking crush it and then get 0:15:51.760 --> 0:15:55.360 the disrespect of a square gone it like is upsetting 0:15:55.440 --> 0:15:58.560 when yeah, it's correct. Juno is a romantic comedy that 0:15:58.680 --> 0:16:02.040 has Jennifer Garner in it, like it is what it is. Yes, 0:16:02.840 --> 0:16:04.920 it's a comedy and they end up in the end. 0:16:05.200 --> 0:16:08.400 So and how dare they and they and they shan't 0:16:08.440 --> 0:16:10.720 dare again because now they've got an updated in their 0:16:11.120 --> 0:16:11.960 in their library. 0:16:13.200 --> 0:16:16.840 Yeah no, I've I've never been There's nothing I've been 0:16:16.840 --> 0:16:19.840 this good at that I could, you know, pattle tail 0:16:19.920 --> 0:16:23.840 on like usually you know it's above my pay grade 0:16:23.920 --> 0:16:24.360 or whatnot. 0:16:24.400 --> 0:16:30.400 Oh, and I had a crazy happening you on Saturday, 0:16:30.760 --> 0:16:32.840 I took I was with our friends at the pool 0:16:32.880 --> 0:16:35.520 that we go to and there was a code brown. 0:16:36.240 --> 0:16:37.240 Someone's shit in the pool. 0:16:37.600 --> 0:16:41.680 Yep, dookie, everyone there three years I've never seen that. 0:16:41.920 --> 0:16:42.160 Yep. 0:16:42.280 --> 0:16:44.160 Suddenly it was like everybody, I'm not even talking about 0:16:44.200 --> 0:16:46.200 three years in that pool. I'm talking about how many 0:16:46.240 --> 0:16:48.080 years have you been alive at pools? Have you had 0:16:48.120 --> 0:16:51.240 that happen? I've never exactly, it's even you know, three years. 0:16:51.240 --> 0:16:51.680 Who cares? 0:16:51.680 --> 0:16:54.320 It's like, well, when I liftime play when. 0:16:54.200 --> 0:16:58.320 I used to play softball at mccarrian Park in Brooklyn, Like, 0:16:58.440 --> 0:17:00.680 that's the one. That's what it's called, right, Yeah, I 0:17:00.720 --> 0:17:02.680 used to play softball there. It was right next to 0:17:02.720 --> 0:17:05.760 this brand new, big community pool, and you would constantly 0:17:05.800 --> 0:17:09.400 hear everybody plays exit the water and it was because 0:17:09.480 --> 0:17:11.280 of shits. Like they would constantly have to shut that 0:17:11.280 --> 0:17:14.360 pool down because of shits apparently. But I have never 0:17:14.400 --> 0:17:16.359 been in a pool where it's happened. And it happened, 0:17:16.400 --> 0:17:18.320 and I don't know who did it. I didn't see it. 0:17:18.880 --> 0:17:21.040 I just got out, and then the workers from the 0:17:21.040 --> 0:17:22.800 place were all like trying to get we. 0:17:22.800 --> 0:17:25.159 Want to train it. What happens when they're shitt No, 0:17:25.240 --> 0:17:25.679 I think. 0:17:25.560 --> 0:17:27.960 They had to they have to treat it with chemicals 0:17:28.040 --> 0:17:29.639 or something. I really don't know what happens. We were 0:17:29.680 --> 0:17:31.800 gonna leave anyway, like we were giving the kids ten 0:17:31.800 --> 0:17:34.920 minute warnings anyway. So we just got out, started getting dressed, 0:17:34.920 --> 0:17:36.119 and then we got the hell out of there. But 0:17:36.520 --> 0:17:38.280 I had invited these friends with us, and I was like, 0:17:38.320 --> 0:17:40.239 I'm so embarrassed, like this has never happened, and they 0:17:40.240 --> 0:17:41.639 were like, wow, it's not like your kid did it. 0:17:41.640 --> 0:17:43.400 And I was like, you know what, honestly, thank god, 0:17:43.440 --> 0:17:46.000 because it easily could have been. I mean, Oscar is 0:17:46.040 --> 0:17:49.160 still in his potty learning moment, but he has never 0:17:49.200 --> 0:17:51.280 crept in a pool before. I think there's something about 0:17:51.280 --> 0:17:53.920 the pool where he's been swimming and he's gotten out 0:17:53.960 --> 0:17:55.560 and pooped in his bathing suit, but he won't do 0:17:55.600 --> 0:17:56.120 it in the water. 0:17:56.440 --> 0:17:59.560 So I got him on that. Thank god. Wow what instance? 0:17:59.600 --> 0:18:03.280 Also speaking of Oscar, who never gets any attention on 0:18:03.280 --> 0:18:06.840 this podcast, he has been religiously yelling out Lisa's house 0:18:06.880 --> 0:18:09.080 every time we passed your old apartment. So every time 0:18:09.320 --> 0:18:11.600 he was Leadsa's house, I'm like, all right, yeah, she 0:18:11.600 --> 0:18:14.879 doesn't live there anymore. He keeps they don't understand moving 0:18:15.040 --> 0:18:17.200 like that. He keeps being like, why can't she still 0:18:17.200 --> 0:18:20.040 live there, and then like their Rosie's friend just moved. 0:18:20.280 --> 0:18:22.879 They're like, why can't Isabelle still live here? Can she 0:18:22.960 --> 0:18:25.600 not go to New Jersey? And I'm like, no, guys, 0:18:25.720 --> 0:18:27.600 like this is moving. It is really sad to try 0:18:27.600 --> 0:18:29.000 to teach kids about people moving away. 0:18:29.040 --> 0:18:31.320 I know, but you know, I will see them in 0:18:31.600 --> 0:18:32.000 a month. 0:18:32.080 --> 0:18:34.400 I would say, yes, you're going to see them so soon, 0:18:34.520 --> 0:18:35.920 like honestly less time. 0:18:36.080 --> 0:18:36.560 In my head. 0:18:36.600 --> 0:18:39.040 I'm like, oh, I would send some you know, stickers, 0:18:39.119 --> 0:18:43.840 but I'm going to see them, so I'm not doing that. Yeah, yeah, 0:18:43.920 --> 0:18:46.000 and we'll see. Maybe I will. I mean, maybe I'll 0:18:46.000 --> 0:18:46.720 surprise them. 0:18:47.560 --> 0:18:48.919 Who knows. 0:18:49.200 --> 0:18:52.399 I did want to say I did book a gig. 0:18:52.520 --> 0:18:56.120 I booked an acting gig, and you know who, printing's 0:18:56.160 --> 0:18:59.479 the nightmare. And so I asked our agency. I was like, 0:18:59.560 --> 0:19:01.200 can you just please print the script? 0:19:01.320 --> 0:19:02.000 Like I don't. 0:19:02.080 --> 0:19:05.840 I can't go because this is I don't know if 0:19:05.880 --> 0:19:08.560 it like this. The number on the paper of a 0:19:08.600 --> 0:19:11.080 script is not the same as the Google page number 0:19:11.080 --> 0:19:13.800 because there's like the cover, the list, and so it's 0:19:13.880 --> 0:19:17.600 like so hard to print like specific pages and maybe 0:19:17.600 --> 0:19:21.360 for other people it's not, but printing my sides has 0:19:21.400 --> 0:19:23.800 taken me four or five days of struggle, like I 0:19:23.840 --> 0:19:26.520 have just been on this journey printing the wrong pages, 0:19:26.600 --> 0:19:28.040 like going through So I was like, can you just 0:19:28.080 --> 0:19:32.440 please print this for me? But they bound it like ooh, 0:19:32.600 --> 0:19:35.160 like I am one of the twins on Devilwaar's Prada 0:19:35.200 --> 0:19:37.119 reading my Harry Potter on the train. 0:19:37.280 --> 0:19:40.680 The unpublished manuscript of Harry Potter is in Lisa's hand 0:19:40.840 --> 0:19:43.399 right now. They did make it look very professional. 0:19:43.520 --> 0:19:44.520 I know, I loved it. 0:19:44.560 --> 0:19:46.520 I'm gonna have them just print shit out for me. 0:19:46.600 --> 0:19:47.480 This feels so good. 0:19:47.480 --> 0:19:50.280 But I definitely felt like Miranda Priestley's little daughter. And 0:19:50.280 --> 0:19:52.000 then did you have to like go across town to 0:19:52.040 --> 0:19:52.680 go pick it up? 0:19:53.119 --> 0:19:54.960 Well, just uptown a little bit. It's like a few 0:19:55.000 --> 0:19:57.520 train stops for me. But someone met me in the 0:19:57.560 --> 0:19:59.560 lobby from the mail room. You know, it was. 0:19:59.760 --> 0:20:05.080 Cool, gorgeous. Yeah, request use your resources, babe. 0:20:05.600 --> 0:20:08.679 Also, I'm starting my We'll see if I continue it. 0:20:08.720 --> 0:20:10.960 You know, it's always tough to keep a diary, but 0:20:11.840 --> 0:20:14.679 you know, I feel like the end is near, so 0:20:14.680 --> 0:20:18.440 I'm gonna do my own antwering diary. 0:20:18.560 --> 0:20:22.720 Yes, yes, yes, yes, Liza's final few months of Democracy journal. 0:20:22.760 --> 0:20:23.199 I love that. 0:20:23.560 --> 0:20:26.159 Yeah, it's but my hand hurts. I'm not used to writing, 0:20:26.280 --> 0:20:28.320 like I was in physical pain. After a page and 0:20:28.320 --> 0:20:30.640 a half, I'm like, I guess I'll stop mid sentence. 0:20:30.680 --> 0:20:32.880 I can't go on, so we don't know how far 0:20:32.920 --> 0:20:33.280 I'll get. 0:20:33.320 --> 0:20:36.080 But oh yeah, all of a sudden, everything is seeming 0:20:36.280 --> 0:20:40.080 more and more dire, and I get I don't think. 0:20:40.080 --> 0:20:41.560 I don't think women are going to be allowed to 0:20:41.600 --> 0:20:45.080 do stand up or work or do anything. 0:20:45.200 --> 0:20:47.600 So I don't know. I'm just enjoying the last. 0:20:47.720 --> 0:20:50.119 God's I mean, I hope I'm wrong, but in my 0:20:50.160 --> 0:20:53.560 head it's like, okay, like you guys aren't shy, you 0:20:53.640 --> 0:20:57.040 do not want women out and about, and I'm very 0:20:57.040 --> 0:20:58.960 out and about, and so I'm just getting ready. 0:20:59.040 --> 0:21:00.400 I'm building up my memories. 0:21:00.440 --> 0:21:02.760 So when I'm just like back to you know, I 0:21:02.800 --> 0:21:04.520 don't know, I'm selling water bottles. 0:21:04.600 --> 0:21:06.400 You have to take You have to find a gay 0:21:06.480 --> 0:21:08.960 guy friend that you can like fake Mary so that 0:21:09.000 --> 0:21:11.800 you can keep up the appearance of a uh, you know, 0:21:11.920 --> 0:21:13.600 heteronormative nuclear fantasy. 0:21:13.600 --> 0:21:17.040 Say I'm sending a text right now, but he he 0:21:17.119 --> 0:21:19.359 has a bob, like they're gonna know he's gonna get 0:21:19.359 --> 0:21:19.960 a air cut. 0:21:20.200 --> 0:21:22.040 Yeah, you have to be like I call you your 0:21:22.080 --> 0:21:23.920 mine when when this all goes down. 0:21:24.359 --> 0:21:26.720 Yeah, I'm texting right now. Actually yeah, fear. 0:21:26.800 --> 0:21:32.119 My fingers are click and a clacking fear very fast. 0:21:32.119 --> 0:21:38.120 Oh my god. Well wait the journal thing, that's so fun. 0:21:38.160 --> 0:21:41.200 I literally, I mean you've heard of morning pages right 0:21:41.200 --> 0:21:42.760 from the Artist's Way, where you just get up and 0:21:42.800 --> 0:21:45.480 you type like morning pages. There's a website version of 0:21:45.520 --> 0:21:47.280 that because I was like, I'll never write that. It's 0:21:47.320 --> 0:21:49.359 basically like the premises, like you wake up in the 0:21:49.400 --> 0:21:51.040 morning and you just do your morning pages. You just 0:21:51.080 --> 0:21:53.560 write whatever comes to your mind, right right, right, right right. 0:21:53.640 --> 0:21:55.720 I don't know if there's a certain number amount of 0:21:55.760 --> 0:21:58.520 time or whatever, but they made a computer version of 0:21:58.520 --> 0:22:00.800 it that's called like seven hundred and fifty words. And 0:22:01.240 --> 0:22:03.359 that's what I had to do because I physically cannot 0:22:03.359 --> 0:22:04.480 write with my hands. 0:22:04.600 --> 0:22:07.960 Like already, because technology might be like done, I might 0:22:07.960 --> 0:22:11.400 not have electricity, Like this is something I gotta get done, 0:22:11.520 --> 0:22:13.320 hide somewhere for you know whatever. 0:22:13.440 --> 0:22:16.920 Yeah, I'm getting all my glasses re prescribed or whatever. 0:22:17.000 --> 0:22:20.160 My prescriptions changed in all my glasses because we can't 0:22:20.200 --> 0:22:20.920 be using contacts. 0:22:20.960 --> 0:22:22.000 When the world ends, you know. 0:22:22.280 --> 0:22:25.240 Well, or you can get lasick. Sorry to bring that up. 0:22:25.600 --> 0:22:26.320 That's true. 0:22:26.680 --> 0:22:28.359 That is the best thing for the end of the world. 0:22:28.440 --> 0:22:30.600 Sorry to burst your bubble. You need a life straw. 0:22:30.720 --> 0:22:31.680 You need a gun. 0:22:31.520 --> 0:22:33.120 And I heard about that. 0:22:33.960 --> 0:22:36.800 I heard about that, and I guess the deem on 0:22:37.000 --> 0:22:40.800 NPR in twenty sixteen, like after Trump was elected, millionaires 0:22:40.800 --> 0:22:43.400 and billionaires were going to get we're building bunkers. 0:22:43.560 --> 0:22:46.960 Already a man already, this gay man one hundred. But 0:22:47.040 --> 0:22:49.199 will you take care of me even he wants a 0:22:49.240 --> 0:22:55.880 fucking housewife. Yeah, I'll sweep, I'll sweep, but he's got 0:22:55.920 --> 0:22:58.240 to take out trash. 0:22:58.480 --> 0:22:58.920 All right. 0:22:59.240 --> 0:23:02.000 Sorry, but to you, you were talking about life straw. 0:23:02.080 --> 0:23:04.840 You got to get lacey. But I'm scared, like I wouldn't. Also, 0:23:04.880 --> 0:23:06.960 my mom being old is so weird. Like she just 0:23:06.960 --> 0:23:10.040 called me and casually was like, yeah, I have cataracts. 0:23:10.080 --> 0:23:11.119 I'm like, excuse me. 0:23:11.280 --> 0:23:13.000 Oh, my parents had them too, and they acted the 0:23:13.040 --> 0:23:15.119 same way. My parents acted like no big deal. And 0:23:15.119 --> 0:23:17.080 then they got cataract surgery. And now my dad doesn't 0:23:17.080 --> 0:23:18.879 have to wear glasses anymore, which is so weird. He's 0:23:18.920 --> 0:23:20.080 been wearing them my entire life. 0:23:20.160 --> 0:23:21.720 Well, this is good I'm gonna tell him mom, because 0:23:21.760 --> 0:23:23.679 she's obviously like, oh, I'm just gonna wait till the 0:23:23.680 --> 0:23:25.880 final moments, and we'll see what happens when I lose 0:23:25.880 --> 0:23:27.639 my vision fully and maybe I should be like, well, 0:23:27.640 --> 0:23:29.680 maybe you won't even have to wear glasses. 0:23:30.200 --> 0:23:32.639 Yeah, my parents got cataract stuff and it just fully 0:23:32.640 --> 0:23:33.399 fixed their vision. 0:23:34.440 --> 0:23:39.399 Okay, I'll bring it up to them. But yeah, yeah, 0:23:40.160 --> 0:23:41.360 so we could start the episode. 0:23:41.359 --> 0:23:44.560 We could start yeah, yeah, but let's get started. We 0:23:44.760 --> 0:23:47.840 have a great episode for you guys today as usual 0:23:48.440 --> 0:23:51.879 as always, you know that's messed up. 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Okay, if you thought last week's episode 0:24:57.960 --> 0:25:02.600 Shadow was wild, get ready for fat. This episode is 0:25:02.640 --> 0:25:07.159 from season seven. It's episode twenty. It came out in 0:25:07.160 --> 0:25:09.280 two thousand and six. I guess, let's just keep. 0:25:09.080 --> 0:25:09.640 That in mind. 0:25:09.720 --> 0:25:13.240 But again, so yeah, not all you know episodes of 0:25:13.280 --> 0:25:15.159 the show. Hold up, we do think this is a 0:25:15.160 --> 0:25:17.560 wild one. We wanted to cover it, but you know, 0:25:18.560 --> 0:25:20.760 we're never really not on board with a lot of 0:25:20.760 --> 0:25:22.679 the terminology and some of the points of view in 0:25:22.720 --> 0:25:23.800 this episode. 0:25:23.400 --> 0:25:24.960 So we'll talk about it as they arise. 0:25:25.640 --> 0:25:29.160 Okay, so we open on Jesus' shit immediately with Stabler's 0:25:29.200 --> 0:25:31.760 voice and confession, and he says, it's been two years 0:25:31.760 --> 0:25:34.200 since his last confession, and I'm shocked. 0:25:34.400 --> 0:25:35.920 I thought he was churching on the regular. 0:25:35.960 --> 0:25:38.320 I thought he was like, your honor, I threw a 0:25:38.359 --> 0:25:41.120 suspect up against the filing cabinet, you know whatever, your 0:25:41.160 --> 0:25:44.400 honor father. Sorry, I shouldn't have done that. I watched 0:25:44.400 --> 0:25:47.120 too much just for you. The judges are my priests. 0:25:47.840 --> 0:25:51.080 So he confesses I was selfish, I was disrespectful. 0:25:51.119 --> 0:25:53.440 I lost my temper and I'm sorry. 0:25:53.840 --> 0:25:55.879 And the priest is like, bro, after two years of 0:25:55.920 --> 0:25:57.520 no confession, that's all you did wrong? 0:25:57.600 --> 0:25:59.440 Like, tell me what's really bothering you? Elliott? 0:25:59.640 --> 0:26:01.560 And I thought I was supposed to kind of be anonymous, 0:26:01.560 --> 0:26:02.360 like I do. Think it's weird. 0:26:02.359 --> 0:26:02.680 The priest. 0:26:02.760 --> 0:26:04.679 I calls him by his name, like you're supposed to 0:26:05.280 --> 0:26:08.360 sit facing sideways and I don't know, Casey, you're Catholic, right, 0:26:08.760 --> 0:26:11.720 It's true, I am. Do they ever say, okay, Casey, 0:26:11.880 --> 0:26:14.080 are you supposed to case you shouldn't have done that? 0:26:14.280 --> 0:26:16.320 No? I mean historically there was like you know, the 0:26:16.320 --> 0:26:19.960 confessional booth, you weren't able to see the person's face. 0:26:20.080 --> 0:26:25.120 Supposed to be kind of anonymous and then like sometimes 0:26:25.160 --> 0:26:27.120 even when it's like face to face, the priest will 0:26:27.119 --> 0:26:30.280 like kind of like turn turn away as it to 0:26:30.400 --> 0:26:34.560 kind of like have like the ceremony of it being anonymous, 0:26:34.600 --> 0:26:34.840 you know. 0:26:35.320 --> 0:26:38.240 So it's maybe maybe this guy, maybe this priest is 0:26:38.280 --> 0:26:40.439 an SVU fan, and he's like, I'm obviously gonna recognize 0:26:40.440 --> 0:26:43.960 your voice Chris Maloney. So Elliot's like, I keep losing people, 0:26:44.000 --> 0:26:46.480 and the priest is like, like your family, and Elliott says, 0:26:46.760 --> 0:26:50.520 my family, my kids, friends, And then the priest goes 0:26:50.960 --> 0:26:52.720 friends you mean someone at work? 0:26:52.920 --> 0:26:55.359 Why would you jump right to that? Like what are you? Are? 0:26:55.359 --> 0:26:55.639 You? Like? 0:26:55.800 --> 0:26:57.760 Is the priest on team Benchler like, it's weird to 0:26:57.800 --> 0:26:59.119 be like I'm losing friends? 0:26:59.280 --> 0:27:01.440 Is it somebody from Why would you ask that? It's weird? 0:27:01.520 --> 0:27:04.600 I don't think he has friends? Maybe yeah, yeah, they're 0:27:04.640 --> 0:27:06.359 like that's true. They're like, Elliott, you've never had a 0:27:06.359 --> 0:27:09.360 friend your whole damn life. So anyway, right when things 0:27:09.359 --> 0:27:12.280 are getting juicy and confession, Elliott's beeper goes off and 0:27:12.520 --> 0:27:15.960 interrupts the confession, and Stabler's like gotta go, and the 0:27:15.960 --> 0:27:18.160 priest is like, all right, but you should come back 0:27:18.160 --> 0:27:20.439 and give me the juicy shit because this was boring, 0:27:20.880 --> 0:27:22.800 and he blesses him in Latin and then says, for 0:27:22.840 --> 0:27:25.600 your penance, call your wife. You know we have a 0:27:25.640 --> 0:27:27.760 game of Call of Us. We should also do like 0:27:27.800 --> 0:27:30.840 start one where people like you. That's on the SVU 0:27:30.920 --> 0:27:33.639 Bingo Kard too, where someone tells Elliott call Kathy please 0:27:33.880 --> 0:27:36.160 he please check in on your the number of people 0:27:36.200 --> 0:27:37.720 on this show who are just trying to help him 0:27:37.720 --> 0:27:39.840 be a better husband and father and like he like 0:27:39.920 --> 0:27:42.600 never does it anyway. Elliott is now getting out of 0:27:42.640 --> 0:27:44.320 his car at a crime scene and there's a guy 0:27:44.520 --> 0:27:47.679 who's immediately giving Stabler's ship before he even introduces himself. 0:27:47.680 --> 0:27:50.919 And his name is Detective Lucius Blaine from Queen's SVU, 0:27:50.960 --> 0:27:54.240 who is played by Anthony Anderson, who is obviously was 0:27:54.280 --> 0:27:56.760 the star of Blackish and who also was on the 0:27:56.840 --> 0:28:00.000 Law and Order original recipe for a really long time 0:28:00.200 --> 0:28:05.480 and kangaroo Jack. Yes, and he in the spirit of 0:28:06.320 --> 0:28:08.920 like when we did the episode with Buzz from Home alone, 0:28:08.960 --> 0:28:10.560 and we did, we had to like later say we 0:28:10.600 --> 0:28:12.720 didn't know he had like DV accusations. 0:28:12.880 --> 0:28:14.119 We were like, we just can't be googling. 0:28:14.160 --> 0:28:16.000 We have gotten a few people that have said let 0:28:16.000 --> 0:28:17.960 me be the person that googles all the bad guys 0:28:18.000 --> 0:28:18.400 for you. 0:28:18.920 --> 0:28:20.840 I just don't know logistically how that would work. 0:28:20.880 --> 0:28:25.280 But Anthony Anderson just does not have good reputation and 0:28:25.400 --> 0:28:28.720 has accusations against him. So he plays a jerk in 0:28:28.760 --> 0:28:31.160 this episode and I'm pretty sure one in real life. 0:28:31.280 --> 0:28:32.240 So that's that. 0:28:33.000 --> 0:28:36.080 And he is gonna be partners with Elliott right now. 0:28:36.160 --> 0:28:39.440 So just to refresh everybody's memory, the episode right before 0:28:39.480 --> 0:28:41.800 this was Fault, and that was the lou Diamond Phillips 0:28:41.840 --> 0:28:45.720 episode where you know, he plays Frank Gaetano. He kills 0:28:45.720 --> 0:28:49.040 a little boy right in front of and Stabler didn't 0:28:49.040 --> 0:28:51.400 get the chance to get to him because he he 0:28:51.440 --> 0:28:54.320 had helped live instead, and so it was all about 0:28:54.360 --> 0:28:56.960 whether like he cares too much about Olivia that he 0:28:56.960 --> 0:28:59.320 can't do his job. And at the end of that episode, 0:28:59.320 --> 0:29:02.320 Benson asked for new partner, but really it was Murshacargata 0:29:02.400 --> 0:29:05.200 asking for maternity leave, because this is one of the 0:29:05.200 --> 0:29:07.080 first episodes that she's not his full partner. 0:29:07.120 --> 0:29:09.360 I mean, she's spoiler. She comes on a little bit 0:29:09.400 --> 0:29:09.680 later in. 0:29:09.680 --> 0:29:12.320 The episode, but she's not with SVU in this episode. 0:29:12.400 --> 0:29:15.960 And then I think infiltrated might be her first big 0:29:15.960 --> 0:29:18.800 episode back after she has her kids, and that's like 0:29:18.880 --> 0:29:24.960 the sixth episode of the next season. So the first 0:29:25.000 --> 0:29:27.959 thing we see at this crime scene is like a 0:29:28.000 --> 0:29:31.320 girl being wheeled on a stretcher to an ambulance. And 0:29:31.720 --> 0:29:34.160 the first thing this guy Lucius says is victim's a 0:29:34.160 --> 0:29:37.400 teenage hotty. Not a great start, Okay, I'm not loving 0:29:37.480 --> 0:29:39.760 him immediately calling a victor of the. 0:29:39.720 --> 0:29:41.880 Thing that's even crazier about all this is he's not 0:29:42.520 --> 0:29:44.800 just a cop from a different precinct. And what you know, 0:29:44.880 --> 0:29:48.240 he comes in from drunk, yes, undercover. He is Queen's 0:29:48.320 --> 0:29:53.480 SVU exactly, talking about young hotties like rat is crazy. 0:29:53.400 --> 0:29:54.760 Exactly, Like that's what I was thinking. 0:29:54.760 --> 0:29:56.160 I go, it's not like he's one of these guys 0:29:56.200 --> 0:29:57.760 that they have to teach him how to deal with 0:29:57.840 --> 0:30:00.440 victims like you are from SVU in another burrow. And 0:30:00.480 --> 0:30:03.360 then he says, no purse, no panties, head trauma, ligature 0:30:03.400 --> 0:30:06.840 marks and her finger was sliced clean off. So now 0:30:06.840 --> 0:30:10.560 we've got friend of the Pod o'haleran there with more info. 0:30:10.920 --> 0:30:13.440 He's like, there were fresh tire tracks and there were 0:30:13.440 --> 0:30:16.719 definitely two perps because of the footprints and they dragged 0:30:16.760 --> 0:30:19.560 her from the car, and you know, this is like 0:30:19.600 --> 0:30:23.360 where the assault took place. So he says he can 0:30:23.400 --> 0:30:26.360 tell from the footprint identification that the guys aren't small 0:30:26.640 --> 0:30:29.280 like the The amount that they were pressed into the 0:30:29.320 --> 0:30:32.120 mud shows that these were larger people the purpse. Okay, 0:30:32.360 --> 0:30:35.000 So Lucius Blaine goes, get me an id on the 0:30:35.040 --> 0:30:37.600 tires and the shoes, and o'hallaran looks kind of stunned, 0:30:37.640 --> 0:30:39.640 like who the fuck are you, and like you see 0:30:39.680 --> 0:30:42.440 him sort of slow turned to Stabler, like who is this? 0:30:42.560 --> 0:30:43.920 And Stabler just. 0:30:43.800 --> 0:30:46.080 Like wants to know who found the victim, and Lucius goes, 0:30:46.200 --> 0:30:49.920 Marie Antoinette over there. I don't get this reference because 0:30:49.960 --> 0:30:52.840 he's just referring to like a woman that looks sort 0:30:52.880 --> 0:30:57.240 of unhoused and like a little bit you know, wacky, 0:30:57.800 --> 0:31:01.600 and O'Halleran goes, yeah, her footprints are all over the 0:31:01.640 --> 0:31:04.400 scene as well, and Lucius goes, oh really and has 0:31:04.440 --> 0:31:07.080 like a light bulb moment and he storms over to 0:31:07.120 --> 0:31:09.800 where this redheaded, like unhoused woman is just talking to 0:31:09.840 --> 0:31:13.160 the to the uniform cops, turns her around forcefully and 0:31:13.200 --> 0:31:15.960 starts frisking her up against the car, grabbing something she 0:31:15.960 --> 0:31:17.680 has in her jacket, and she's like. 0:31:17.720 --> 0:31:19.720 Oh, I didn't steal it. It was on the ground 0:31:19.800 --> 0:31:20.600 and it's the victim. 0:31:20.720 --> 0:31:23.400 So he was right, he was correct, But I feel 0:31:23.400 --> 0:31:25.120 like there was another way he could have gone about it, 0:31:25.160 --> 0:31:26.200 Like you could have just gone up to her and 0:31:26.240 --> 0:31:27.800 been like, ma'm I'm gonna need to pat you down, 0:31:28.320 --> 0:31:30.800 And instead he like went and kind of like assaulted 0:31:30.800 --> 0:31:33.320 her up against the car and patted her down really aggressively. 0:31:33.640 --> 0:31:35.880 And he but he finds the victims like purse and 0:31:35.920 --> 0:31:38.640 it has her id. Her name is Jessica Delay. It's 0:31:38.680 --> 0:31:41.040 her school ID from William Osler High School where it 0:31:41.080 --> 0:31:43.360 says she's in eleventh grade. Then he looks in the 0:31:43.360 --> 0:31:46.080 bag and says, oh my god. And the cutoff finger 0:31:46.240 --> 0:31:48.960 is in the bag, much like the balls that we 0:31:49.040 --> 0:31:52.640 have already discussed being found in an ice bucket. Stabler's like, 0:31:52.800 --> 0:31:54.320 let's go, we can get we can, you know? 0:31:54.760 --> 0:31:55.600 And then this is the thing. 0:31:55.720 --> 0:31:58.320 So he like empties out some ice coffee, keeps the 0:31:58.360 --> 0:32:00.600 ice and throws the finger in there. Can you just 0:32:00.720 --> 0:32:03.400 mix coffee in a in a wound of a loose finger, 0:32:03.520 --> 0:32:05.880 Like I just know the coffee of it all was like, 0:32:06.000 --> 0:32:11.280 I don't know, maybe it's better without coffee ice, Yeah, infections, 0:32:11.560 --> 0:32:13.880 I don't know, maybe ask the doctor. 0:32:13.920 --> 0:32:16.280 Does the ambulance is right there? Did they? Yeah, the 0:32:16.320 --> 0:32:17.360 ambulance is right there. 0:32:17.360 --> 0:32:19.200 Do they have like an ice pack or something they 0:32:19.200 --> 0:32:21.280 could wrap that thing and it's not doesn't have a 0:32:21.360 --> 0:32:22.160 latte in it? 0:32:22.280 --> 0:32:24.960 Like, yeah, that's so true, but blood. 0:32:25.600 --> 0:32:28.640 This guy Lucius goes back at this poor woman who 0:32:28.800 --> 0:32:31.000 just found the body and then decided to keep a purse, 0:32:31.160 --> 0:32:33.640 and it's like, you cut off her finger, you freaking witch. 0:32:33.640 --> 0:32:36.120 And she's like no, we're just lying on the ground. 0:32:36.400 --> 0:32:39.440 So he's like screaming at her and he's like, so 0:32:39.560 --> 0:32:41.360 you took her money and needed the ring too, So 0:32:41.400 --> 0:32:43.400 I guess the ring the finger they cut off had 0:32:43.400 --> 0:32:45.040 a ring on it, and so that's why she took 0:32:45.080 --> 0:32:48.280 it because she wanted the ring. And so Stablers like, 0:32:48.320 --> 0:32:50.040 we can still save the finger. Let's do the ice 0:32:50.120 --> 0:32:54.480 coffee move. So Stabler grabs the finger ice and he 0:32:54.680 --> 0:32:57.040 goes to accompany the victim to the hospital and the ambulance. 0:32:57.240 --> 0:32:59.440 Him and Lucius like share a look through the ambulance 0:32:59.480 --> 0:33:04.160 glass and then that is the credits. Okay, so top 0:33:04.200 --> 0:33:06.640 of Act one, we're at the hospital as the victim 0:33:06.720 --> 0:33:09.440 Jessica's being prepped for surgery. The doctor's saying we might 0:33:09.480 --> 0:33:11.400 be able to save the finger thanks to Stabler and 0:33:11.440 --> 0:33:14.800 his coffee ice. And the doc says she was sodomized 0:33:14.800 --> 0:33:16.680 with a blunt object, and that is one of my 0:33:16.880 --> 0:33:19.000 least favorite lines to hear on this show, you know, 0:33:19.240 --> 0:33:20.160 like we've heard it before. 0:33:20.240 --> 0:33:20.719 I hate it. 0:33:21.480 --> 0:33:23.880 The doc also revealed that the perps tried to cut 0:33:23.880 --> 0:33:27.240 off her hands altogether but couldn't get through the bone, 0:33:27.640 --> 0:33:30.840 so they went with the finger, and he tells Stabler 0:33:31.720 --> 0:33:34.440 he can talk to the victim after surgery. In walks Lucius, 0:33:34.480 --> 0:33:36.640 who says the victim's mom is on the way and 0:33:36.680 --> 0:33:39.520 wants to know Stabler's question Jessica. Yet, then they see 0:33:39.600 --> 0:33:41.640 her being rolled out of the elevator. How they know 0:33:41.680 --> 0:33:44.040 it's hers beyond me. She's so far away, surrounded by 0:33:44.080 --> 0:33:47.400 hospital staff, like lying on a bed, tubes, you know, 0:33:47.560 --> 0:33:50.480 ivy bags, and Blaine acts like a complete freak and 0:33:50.600 --> 0:33:53.400 runs up to her hospital gurney like a craze paparazzo, 0:33:53.520 --> 0:33:55.880 being like Jessica, Jessica, tell me what happened, Let me know, 0:33:56.040 --> 0:33:58.760 Just tell me something, and she's like fully unconscious, if 0:33:58.800 --> 0:34:01.880 not sedated, like it's so inappropriate, and again. 0:34:01.680 --> 0:34:05.640 Is but Benson in a nicer way, but has done this. 0:34:05.720 --> 0:34:09.440 I'm sorry, Like Benson is chased trying to get evidence 0:34:09.520 --> 0:34:11.839 and so quietly not screaming. 0:34:11.960 --> 0:34:13.720 She's been like, Jessica, do you remember anything? 0:34:13.840 --> 0:34:16.400 Like if a victim even mumbles a word and then 0:34:16.400 --> 0:34:17.959 they don't come out of surgery, it's like, at least 0:34:17.960 --> 0:34:18.440 you have that. 0:34:18.600 --> 0:34:21.960 I get why Benson does that. This man is truly screaming. 0:34:21.600 --> 0:34:24.359 At her and like you know, running after her, like 0:34:24.520 --> 0:34:26.640 she wasn't even the cop that was in the ambulance 0:34:26.680 --> 0:34:28.520 with him, Like maybe Stabler has a rapport with her 0:34:28.520 --> 0:34:31.080 from writing in the ambulance, but like Jesus, this man's 0:34:31.080 --> 0:34:34.040 out of nowhere after he beat up this redheaded woman 0:34:34.080 --> 0:34:36.120 who he called Marie Antoinette again not getting it did 0:34:36.120 --> 0:34:37.240 she have red hair anyway? 0:34:37.440 --> 0:34:38.879 So Stabler's like. 0:34:38.920 --> 0:34:41.880 Dude, calm the fuck down, like telling like, scaring this 0:34:41.920 --> 0:34:45.000 girl isn't gonna get us anything, and It's like, don't worry. 0:34:45.040 --> 0:34:46.680 She didn't hear anything to be scared because she was 0:34:46.760 --> 0:34:50.560 fully unconscious, it looked, and Lucia's apolog apologizes and then goes, 0:34:50.719 --> 0:34:53.120 I forgot I was dealing with detective sensitive and then 0:34:53.160 --> 0:34:56.200 he storms off, which isn't even a good insult or 0:34:56.280 --> 0:34:59.600 diss or clever or RT like there's nothing to that. Yeah, 0:35:00.000 --> 0:35:01.840 it's like I hope you never meet an actually sensitive 0:35:01.880 --> 0:35:04.719 person or like Olivia Benson, you know, like Stabler's the 0:35:04.800 --> 0:35:05.720 least sensitive person. 0:35:05.840 --> 0:35:08.520 It's legit, Seinfeld, I went to the jerk store and 0:35:08.719 --> 0:35:11.239 added Jar like, it's like, what are you saying right now? 0:35:11.560 --> 0:35:13.320 I went to the jerk store totally. 0:35:13.880 --> 0:35:16.680 So now Stabler's complaining to Daddy Craigan, like why did 0:35:16.719 --> 0:35:19.520 you give me this blow hard? And Craigan's like, Queen's 0:35:19.560 --> 0:35:21.799 us few loves him. They say he's good, so like, 0:35:21.880 --> 0:35:23.080 so then why they dumped like. 0:35:23.000 --> 0:35:24.640 Why is he not there? Like why is he here? 0:35:24.640 --> 0:35:27.040 Why they dump him on us? And Stabler wants to know, 0:35:27.120 --> 0:35:29.640 like where's Benson? And we never really find out why 0:35:29.719 --> 0:35:32.600 Lucius came there at all, besides the fact that they 0:35:32.600 --> 0:35:35.080 needed a guest star because Maurice carget they needed less 0:35:35.080 --> 0:35:38.840 screen time because she's pregnant Benson. Stabler says she's a 0:35:38.920 --> 0:35:42.120 computer crimes and he goes, you needed a break from 0:35:42.160 --> 0:35:44.680 each other, and then Stabler's like, in whose opinion and 0:35:44.760 --> 0:35:47.640 Craigan goes the decision has been made, and then Cragan 0:35:47.680 --> 0:35:51.279 walks off and Blaine brings Craigan up to speed on 0:35:51.400 --> 0:35:54.840 the case. He's like, we've idd the tires. They're pretty common. 0:35:54.920 --> 0:35:57.480 The shoes are quatros, and then based on the princes, 0:35:57.520 --> 0:35:59.560 creep number one is five ten and creep number two 0:35:59.600 --> 0:36:03.319 is five eight. They're throwing shade at Stabler for not 0:36:03.400 --> 0:36:05.480 letting him talk to the victim. Both of them like 0:36:05.520 --> 0:36:08.080 it's kind of like he's doing it, and Craigan's like, oh, 0:36:08.080 --> 0:36:08.440 and it's like. 0:36:08.440 --> 0:36:10.239 It's very delusional. You could not speak to her. She 0:36:10.280 --> 0:36:10.840 was going into. 0:36:10.680 --> 0:36:14.400 Surgery and she was probably grabbed anywhere between her school 0:36:14.400 --> 0:36:17.759 and the subway station, and CSU said that she was 0:36:17.760 --> 0:36:20.120 probably attacked, like exactly where she was found due to 0:36:20.120 --> 0:36:22.560 the amount of blood. Craigan's like, you got anything of 0:36:22.640 --> 0:36:27.240 value to add to Stabler and Stabler's like thanks, Dad. 0:36:27.400 --> 0:36:29.480 He says, well, it was personal. They didn't take any 0:36:29.520 --> 0:36:31.879 money or credit cards. They just wanted to inflict pain. 0:36:32.000 --> 0:36:34.520 And then Lucius is like, well, why did they steal 0:36:34.520 --> 0:36:36.560 her cell phone? And they're all like, well, how do 0:36:36.560 --> 0:36:38.080 you even know she had a cell phone, and he's like, 0:36:38.080 --> 0:36:40.680 she's sixteen with three credit cards. She had a cell phone, 0:36:40.800 --> 0:36:42.120 Which that's a good point, you know, it is a 0:36:42.120 --> 0:36:44.080 good point. It's two thousand and six, even I had 0:36:44.120 --> 0:36:47.000 gotten a cell phone, you know, four years earlier. Another 0:36:47.040 --> 0:36:50.120 thing they didn't take munch pipes in is her Health 0:36:50.160 --> 0:36:52.759 department ID card. Craigan's like, I never heard of a 0:36:52.840 --> 0:36:55.839 teen working for the Health department, and neither has anyone else. 0:36:56.080 --> 0:36:57.959 So it's a fake ID and it's got a number 0:36:58.000 --> 0:37:00.800 on the back belonging to someone named Rufus Brownell and 0:37:00.960 --> 0:37:05.320 inspector at the department, and they give his license plate number. 0:37:05.400 --> 0:37:07.239 And then the next scene we see is like that 0:37:07.400 --> 0:37:10.279 license plate through binoculars, and we're seeing this guy in 0:37:10.360 --> 0:37:12.239 his car with a young woman in the front seat 0:37:12.280 --> 0:37:14.480 and they're sort of talking closely, but you don't really 0:37:14.560 --> 0:37:15.239 know what's going on. 0:37:15.840 --> 0:37:17.000 This I will say, I'm about. 0:37:16.840 --> 0:37:18.520 To explain it, but this is one of the wildest 0:37:18.520 --> 0:37:22.640 little like side plots of all that I've seen. In 0:37:22.680 --> 0:37:26.080 as for you, Stabler and Lucius are peeping through Bino's 0:37:26.160 --> 0:37:28.640 and the minute that Sabler says he's got a little 0:37:28.680 --> 0:37:31.720 friend in there with him. Lucius, like an absolute psycho, 0:37:31.920 --> 0:37:34.880 just goes off. He gets out of the car, runs 0:37:34.920 --> 0:37:37.440 straight for this guy's car, opens the door, pulls the 0:37:37.480 --> 0:37:39.759 guy out screaming, and goes, get your hands off of her, 0:37:39.960 --> 0:37:44.120 Like he is truly like a rookie with a cocaine problem. 0:37:44.440 --> 0:37:46.840 He has no idea who this guy is, what the 0:37:46.880 --> 0:37:49.520 relationship is to the woman, Like it's truly unhinged. He's 0:37:49.560 --> 0:37:51.400 got the guy pinned up against the car screaming at 0:37:51.480 --> 0:37:54.080 him when Stabler, of all people, has to diffuse the situation, 0:37:54.719 --> 0:37:56.600 and this guy's like I work for the help department. 0:37:56.840 --> 0:37:59.840 I'm helping this woman Laurie, like I'm helping her fix her. 0:38:00.400 --> 0:38:05.239 This is a tobacco sting, Like, lol, what is happening? Like, 0:38:05.560 --> 0:38:07.600 I know it's two thousand and six in this episode, 0:38:07.600 --> 0:38:09.840 and I do know smoking is a major problem because 0:38:09.840 --> 0:38:11.400 I did it for way too long, which. 0:38:11.200 --> 0:38:15.440 And I regret it, but like I just it's like 0:38:15.480 --> 0:38:18.160 hard to even imagine you as a smoker, honestly. 0:38:18.040 --> 0:38:20.400 I know, but oh boy, did I love it and 0:38:20.400 --> 0:38:24.520 did I do it constantly? But just there's so much 0:38:24.600 --> 0:38:26.759 money that the police could be spending money on, and 0:38:26.800 --> 0:38:29.360 like kids smoking cigarettes it's like, I don't know, let's 0:38:30.160 --> 0:38:31.719 I get that cigarettes. 0:38:31.840 --> 0:38:34.400 Cops or is it just like a program? Isn't he 0:38:34.520 --> 0:38:35.800 like doing some people. 0:38:35.800 --> 0:38:37.800 Oh, I'm sorry, not cops, like the health department. 0:38:38.160 --> 0:38:40.880 No, but like like later in this episode, they literally 0:38:40.960 --> 0:38:43.680 talk about health departments like the cops have better ways 0:38:43.760 --> 0:38:46.520 to waste money, like robot dogs, Like I don't know, 0:38:46.840 --> 0:38:49.759 but like cigarettes. In my episode they talk about how 0:38:49.800 --> 0:38:52.120 like clinics for people with diabetes are being shut down, 0:38:52.600 --> 0:38:55.080 and here they're like, no, we got to have informants. 0:38:55.120 --> 0:38:57.480 And this guy working stings twenty four hours a day 0:38:57.520 --> 0:39:00.440 to bus people who are selling SIGs. It's like, I 0:39:00.440 --> 0:39:02.239 think the laws passing about not being able to do 0:39:02.239 --> 0:39:03.680 it outside don't market to kids. 0:39:03.719 --> 0:39:04.520 I agree with all of it. 0:39:04.600 --> 0:39:06.920 I just didn't think tobacco stings would be effective. This 0:39:06.960 --> 0:39:09.840 guy proves me wrong later, Okay, trying to catch stores 0:39:09.880 --> 0:39:11.080 selling cigarettes to miners. 0:39:11.120 --> 0:39:12.120 He said she's sixteen. 0:39:12.160 --> 0:39:14.400 He pays them eight bucks an hour, and he's like, 0:39:14.440 --> 0:39:15.360 the fake idea is. 0:39:15.400 --> 0:39:17.960 Part of it. It makes the kids feel important, like 0:39:18.040 --> 0:39:18.760 part of a team. 0:39:19.200 --> 0:39:21.319 And then meanwhile, the little girl Laurie goes, what do 0:39:21.360 --> 0:39:23.440 you mean it's fake? Like she loved that she had 0:39:23.480 --> 0:39:26.600 a legit Health Department ID and now she's piss So 0:39:26.640 --> 0:39:29.759 they show him Jessica's ID and they tell him about 0:39:29.760 --> 0:39:32.879 her attack and they're like, you use kids as bait 0:39:32.920 --> 0:39:34.719 and you don't think they could get hurt And he's like, no, 0:39:34.800 --> 0:39:38.160 I'm always close, so nothing bad happens, and Lucia's is like, 0:39:38.200 --> 0:39:39.080 tell that to Jessica. 0:39:39.120 --> 0:39:40.640 It's like a little bit dramatic. I don't know if 0:39:40.680 --> 0:39:41.680 this had anything to do with. 0:39:41.600 --> 0:39:44.200 Cigarettes, and he asks for they ask for a list 0:39:44.280 --> 0:39:47.080 of the stores that she's been working at for him, 0:39:47.280 --> 0:39:50.040 and it would be wild for someone to attack that 0:39:50.200 --> 0:39:53.520 violently because of a tobacco sting, like you know, a punch, 0:39:53.600 --> 0:39:54.279 maybe like. 0:39:54.400 --> 0:39:56.720 Trying to saw off your hand. A little wild. 0:39:57.239 --> 0:39:59.799 So now they're at Rufus's office and he's showing them 0:39:59.800 --> 0:40:02.759 a app of Manhattan with flags all over showing the 0:40:02.760 --> 0:40:05.400 stores he's rated. So it's like hilarious to me, like 0:40:06.680 --> 0:40:10.560 he's Carrie Matheson, like trying to stop cigarette sellers, but 0:40:10.719 --> 0:40:13.279 like how much time and resources are going into this. 0:40:13.440 --> 0:40:14.960 Maybe it's just this man and he's a one man 0:40:15.000 --> 0:40:16.920 operation and he gets forty thousand dollars a year, in 0:40:16.960 --> 0:40:19.600 which case carry on anyway. They show him the blue 0:40:19.600 --> 0:40:22.000 flags are the stores that he raided with Jessica, and 0:40:22.000 --> 0:40:23.680 there's a lot of them, and he goes, she took 0:40:23.680 --> 0:40:27.399 the job seriously. And then Lucius is like, meanwhile, if 0:40:27.400 --> 0:40:30.040 I was sixteen to walk into Bodega's and try to 0:40:30.040 --> 0:40:32.160 buy cigarettes for eight dollars an hour, sign me up. 0:40:32.200 --> 0:40:33.719 That's like the best job you could ever get as 0:40:33.760 --> 0:40:36.280 a teen. That sounds awesome. Plus a fake health department, 0:40:36.320 --> 0:40:39.680 I d card I'm in. Lucius is like, it's not 0:40:39.760 --> 0:40:42.239 a job, dude, Like you're putting kids at risk, and 0:40:42.560 --> 0:40:45.000 he's like more harm than cigarettes. He's like, where I 0:40:45.040 --> 0:40:47.600 do these stings, smoking is down by fifty percent, and 0:40:47.680 --> 0:40:49.640 again I cannot believe that's true. But if those are 0:40:49.640 --> 0:40:51.440 the stats, I can't believe Neil Bher would put a 0:40:51.440 --> 0:40:52.359 fake stat on the show. 0:40:52.640 --> 0:40:54.800 So I do like that the guy. The guy is like, 0:40:54.840 --> 0:40:55.960 I'm helping these kids. 0:40:56.120 --> 0:40:59.040 So Stabler points out that losing your tobacco license, though, 0:40:59.120 --> 0:41:01.799 is a huge incomes for these stores, and have any 0:41:01.800 --> 0:41:04.000 of these places threatened her? And he goes, well, one 0:41:04.000 --> 0:41:05.960 guy got a little rough, and he pops in a 0:41:06.040 --> 0:41:08.480 VHS and we see footage of Jessica paying for SIGs 0:41:08.520 --> 0:41:11.040 and leaving, and suddenly the guy goes after her and 0:41:11.040 --> 0:41:14.040 grabs her. But then right away Rufus runs in and 0:41:14.120 --> 0:41:17.239 he says, the second there's trouble, I'm in And that 0:41:17.360 --> 0:41:20.200 store owner is named Hobzid Latif and it's the third 0:41:20.239 --> 0:41:23.120 time he's been caught this year selling SIGs to little ones. 0:41:23.440 --> 0:41:25.160 And the store is two blocks from where her body 0:41:25.200 --> 0:41:25.479 was found. 0:41:25.520 --> 0:41:27.759 So we cut to the store and they're like, do 0:41:27.800 --> 0:41:29.840 you remember Jessica, And he's like, I remember that little bitch, 0:41:29.840 --> 0:41:31.719 like he does not like her, and he's like, she 0:41:31.760 --> 0:41:34.160 costs me thousands of bucks and I like that too, 0:41:34.640 --> 0:41:37.080 and he says I never touched her. The girl comes in, 0:41:37.160 --> 0:41:40.239 she wants cigarettes. He says, you're too young. She says, 0:41:40.280 --> 0:41:41.600 come on, I won't tell anyone. 0:41:41.719 --> 0:41:42.880 And she's really pretty. 0:41:43.239 --> 0:41:46.640 And then Lucius gazes at her fake health department idea 0:41:46.680 --> 0:41:49.000 and goes, yeah, she is a hotty, all right, And 0:41:49.040 --> 0:41:51.680 it's really gross because he's already called her a hotty, 0:41:52.080 --> 0:41:54.960 so first of all, a child. Second of all, it's 0:41:54.960 --> 0:41:57.440 like a work id photo with fluorescent lighting. It's not 0:41:57.480 --> 0:41:59.520 like she's trying to look hot in the photo, like 0:41:59.560 --> 0:42:02.400 you're projecting pervert shit on her. And so the guy's like, 0:42:02.880 --> 0:42:04.960 she's flirting with me, like what could I do? And 0:42:05.080 --> 0:42:07.080 Lucius pretends to be on his side and he goes, yeah, 0:42:07.120 --> 0:42:09.240 what could you do? And then he turns and he says, pervert, 0:42:09.320 --> 0:42:12.120 you get turned on my little children. It's like, again, sir, 0:42:12.320 --> 0:42:14.759 you have called her a hotty two times as her 0:42:14.760 --> 0:42:16.960 body was being loaded into an ambulance one of the times. 0:42:17.320 --> 0:42:19.719 And Lucius is trying to rev this guy up and 0:42:19.760 --> 0:42:22.920 he's like, no, she called me names and he laughed 0:42:22.960 --> 0:42:24.839 at me and I lost my license, but I swear 0:42:24.840 --> 0:42:27.319 I did not touch her. So Stabler interrupts this tense 0:42:27.320 --> 0:42:29.919 interrogation happening in the middle of a bodiga and Lucius goes, 0:42:29.960 --> 0:42:33.719 what and Stabler goes, nice shoes are those quatros? So 0:42:33.719 --> 0:42:35.760 why don't we take mister Hamzad for a little walk 0:42:35.840 --> 0:42:38.480 through the crime scene. So everybody's wearing these quatros, which 0:42:38.480 --> 0:42:40.880 are probably like, you know, Nike Airs or something, or 0:42:40.880 --> 0:42:43.680 Air Jordans or something. Sound like a fucking fifty year 0:42:43.680 --> 0:42:47.440 old I'm like Nike Airs, Air Jordans. They make this 0:42:47.520 --> 0:42:50.359 guy walk over to the crime scene and then go 0:42:50.400 --> 0:42:53.360 tell him to stand in the mud behind. 0:42:53.040 --> 0:42:53.799 The police tape. 0:42:53.840 --> 0:42:57.000 It makes absolutely no sense, like, just go stand in 0:42:57.040 --> 0:42:58.680 this crime scene and leave a shoeprint. We're just gonna 0:42:58.680 --> 0:43:01.279 see if you're the guy. So Halloran also stops the 0:43:01.320 --> 0:43:04.400 insanity by going, there's no point I told you earlier 0:43:04.480 --> 0:43:07.160 that based on the depths of the footprints these guys 0:43:07.200 --> 0:43:09.960 are larger. That one purp would be two forty the 0:43:10.000 --> 0:43:12.080 other one would be three hundred pounds. This man looks 0:43:12.080 --> 0:43:14.240 like he weighs one hundred and fifty pounds. So Stabler 0:43:14.400 --> 0:43:16.480 tells hom said, thanks for your time, have a good day, 0:43:16.600 --> 0:43:19.840 go back to your cigarette less bodega. Stabler gets a 0:43:19.920 --> 0:43:22.480 ringy dinghy on his little flip phone and we're gonna 0:43:22.480 --> 0:43:25.200 get a lot of delicious mid two thousands phones in 0:43:25.239 --> 0:43:27.319 the show, and this is just the first one. So 0:43:27.480 --> 0:43:30.480 now we're at Melinda's house and she's like, where's Benson 0:43:30.600 --> 0:43:34.640 And it's like touchy subject, don't bring it up. Stabler 0:43:34.680 --> 0:43:37.960 goes reassigned, and then he introduces Lucius to her. She goes, 0:43:38.000 --> 0:43:41.000 I ran tests on the stain on Jessica's clothing, and 0:43:41.040 --> 0:43:43.560 there were two blood types, and she can tell that 0:43:43.600 --> 0:43:46.200 one of the blood types is a girl who's going 0:43:46.200 --> 0:43:49.440 through puberty, and we're looking for a two hundred and 0:43:49.440 --> 0:43:52.120 fifty pounds girl, says Lucius, and Melinda says yes, and 0:43:52.120 --> 0:43:54.359 her glucose is through the roof. So when you arrest her, 0:43:54.520 --> 0:43:57.680 tell her she has type two diabetes. That's the end 0:43:57.719 --> 0:44:00.640 of Act one, all right, So I don't know why 0:44:00.640 --> 0:44:03.839 they're acting incredulous, like a girl can't be heavier. It's 0:44:03.960 --> 0:44:05.160 very confusing dialogue. 0:44:05.200 --> 0:44:05.680 Anyway. 0:44:05.960 --> 0:44:08.399 Back at the precinct, Craigan is like, so, we're looking 0:44:08.480 --> 0:44:12.240 for kids, and Stabler is like, yeah, two very large kids. 0:44:12.480 --> 0:44:14.319 Again. I don't like the way they're talking about these 0:44:14.360 --> 0:44:15.759 people any more than you guys do. 0:44:16.160 --> 0:44:18.400 But they still haven't spoken to Jessica. She was sedated 0:44:18.400 --> 0:44:20.239 post op and then her mom wouldn't let them talk. 0:44:20.280 --> 0:44:21.160 She was too upset. 0:44:21.400 --> 0:44:23.560 They reattached the finger, but they have no clue she'll 0:44:23.560 --> 0:44:25.839 ever be able to use it again. Craigan asks, oh, 0:44:25.920 --> 0:44:28.360 so how's Blaine doing, and Stabler lies and goes great. 0:44:29.200 --> 0:44:31.759 So now they're at Mercy and they're questioning Jessica, and 0:44:31.800 --> 0:44:34.520 this is the actress Rooney Mara, who I simply do 0:44:34.560 --> 0:44:37.720 not recognize here, Like she just doesn't look like herself 0:44:37.719 --> 0:44:40.399 to me, like I have seen a lot of things 0:44:40.400 --> 0:44:42.319 she's in and I don't recognize her. 0:44:42.360 --> 0:44:44.680 I feel like she looks super young. I wonder how 0:44:44.680 --> 0:44:45.200 old she is. 0:44:45.600 --> 0:44:48.120 And she has sisters, of course, with fellow SVU alum 0:44:48.200 --> 0:44:51.399 Kate Mara from the episode Pixies, which we have done 0:44:51.520 --> 0:44:54.400 at live shows. And in case you don't know this, 0:44:54.840 --> 0:44:57.080 she is from an extremely rich family which on both 0:44:57.160 --> 0:45:00.200 sides owns separate NFL teams, like one of her parents 0:45:00.200 --> 0:45:02.640 families owns the Giants and the other one owns the Steelers. 0:45:03.040 --> 0:45:05.719 And I actually knew the Giants because where I grew 0:45:05.800 --> 0:45:07.120 up in Connecticut is three. 0:45:06.960 --> 0:45:08.440 Houses away from the New York border. 0:45:08.640 --> 0:45:10.800 And she went to high school like down the street 0:45:10.800 --> 0:45:14.239 for me in New York, like Westchester County, And I 0:45:14.320 --> 0:45:16.680 had heard about this family that owned the Giants live 0:45:16.760 --> 0:45:18.719 then that like the daughters were actresses like when I 0:45:18.800 --> 0:45:22.879 was younger. So yeah, and I think Saint Jermaine dance. 0:45:22.920 --> 0:45:24.600 Saint Jermain went to high school with one of them 0:45:24.840 --> 0:45:27.400 or both of them. That's a comedy friend of ours. 0:45:27.440 --> 0:45:29.640 Not to name drop anyway. 0:45:30.200 --> 0:45:32.560 Rooney Mara, aka. 0:45:32.560 --> 0:45:36.759 NFL Heiress, is in the hospital sitting there with like 0:45:36.840 --> 0:45:40.000 you know, obviously bandages on her face and bruises, and 0:45:40.160 --> 0:45:42.480 there's a boy sitting there as well, named Tommy, and 0:45:42.560 --> 0:45:45.880 I'm like, jesus, another Tommy, like whoever, I forgot our 0:45:45.920 --> 0:45:48.440 listener's name who always sends us the Tommy lists, but like, 0:45:48.840 --> 0:45:51.439 add this one on there another Tommy Strahan this guy. 0:45:52.320 --> 0:45:54.239 So she's like, I don't really remember much. I left 0:45:54.239 --> 0:45:55.040 school at one thirty. 0:45:55.040 --> 0:45:57.040 I was heading to the subway to go to Tommy's apartment, 0:45:57.200 --> 0:45:59.080 who's supposed to be her boyfriend, I guess, although they 0:45:59.080 --> 0:46:00.520 don't like explicit say it. 0:46:00.800 --> 0:46:03.160 And she took her usual shortcut through an alley. 0:46:03.360 --> 0:46:05.279 Then she hearde a van behind her, heard footsteps, and 0:46:05.320 --> 0:46:06.759 then there was a bag over her head and she 0:46:06.840 --> 0:46:08.480 was being dragged into the van, and the next thing 0:46:08.520 --> 0:46:10.920 she remembers, she's in the hospital. And she does remember 0:46:10.960 --> 0:46:12.160 that when she was in the van there was more 0:46:12.200 --> 0:46:16.160 than one person. She has no enemies, no school feud. 0:46:16.200 --> 0:46:17.880 She says, I get along with everyone. I have a 0:46:17.920 --> 0:46:20.040 lot of friends. And that's always what the popular girls 0:46:20.080 --> 0:46:23.760 who murder people say on the show. And Tommy Stabler goes, Tommy, 0:46:23.800 --> 0:46:25.640 is that true? And he goes why are you asking me? 0:46:25.960 --> 0:46:28.560 He gives me holding March vibes immediately, like he is 0:46:28.600 --> 0:46:31.319 giving me weird vibes of that guy. He's like, I'm 0:46:31.320 --> 0:46:33.160 asking you because you guys are friends, and he's like, yes, 0:46:33.280 --> 0:46:36.120 she has no enemies. So then Stabler goes, but we 0:46:36.120 --> 0:46:38.680 think your attackers knew you, so you probably know them. 0:46:38.719 --> 0:46:40.360 And then Jessica turns on the tears and it's like, 0:46:40.400 --> 0:46:41.920 why are you making me go through this? 0:46:42.800 --> 0:46:44.840 And Tommy is like, you're upsetting her and Stabler's like, 0:46:44.920 --> 0:46:46.359 we're literally just trying to figure out. 0:46:46.280 --> 0:46:46.839 Who hurt her. 0:46:47.200 --> 0:46:49.080 And then they're like, did you have your cell phone 0:46:49.080 --> 0:46:50.479 with you at the time of the attack, and she says, 0:46:50.480 --> 0:46:53.279 I think I did, but they didn't find it. Tommy's like, 0:46:53.320 --> 0:46:55.520 so those bastards stole it, and Stabler's like, yeah, but 0:46:55.520 --> 0:46:56.879 why wouldn't they take anything else? 0:46:57.320 --> 0:46:57.920 And he goes. 0:46:57.960 --> 0:47:00.640 She goes, why are you being so mean? Please get 0:47:00.640 --> 0:47:03.160 out and leave me alone, like very much. The girl 0:47:03.160 --> 0:47:05.239 who turns on the tears to shut down the conversation. 0:47:05.880 --> 0:47:08.800 Getting out of the elevator at the precinct, Lucius goes, 0:47:08.920 --> 0:47:12.360 in Queens, we treat a victim like a victim? What 0:47:12.280 --> 0:47:15.680 what does this flip around all her, calling her a 0:47:15.719 --> 0:47:18.919 hattie and screaming questions at her as she's unconscious going 0:47:18.920 --> 0:47:21.880 into surgery, and Stabler goes, then go back to Queen's 0:47:21.920 --> 0:47:24.479 and he goes, and then he tells Craigan, we didn't 0:47:24.480 --> 0:47:28.560 get much out of Jessica, Lucia says, because Stabler intimidated her. 0:47:28.640 --> 0:47:31.200 And Stabler's like, I'm not buying her little miss innocent routine. 0:47:31.239 --> 0:47:33.640 You saw how she led on that store owner, which 0:47:33.680 --> 0:47:35.640 is weird of Stabler. It's like she is a child, 0:47:35.760 --> 0:47:37.000 Like what do you mean she was like leading on 0:47:37.040 --> 0:47:40.240 a store owner. It's in a grainy it's grainy footage 0:47:40.239 --> 0:47:41.760 from a bodego. You don't know what was happening. 0:47:42.080 --> 0:47:46.000 And Neil Baar had the flu this week. Yeah, seriously, 0:47:46.200 --> 0:47:47.000 you know what I mean? 0:47:47.360 --> 0:47:52.239 Maybe yeah, it's just it's it's right. They must have 0:47:52.360 --> 0:47:54.799 talked about it, like that's the thing. Hopefully our mold 0:47:54.800 --> 0:47:56.200 can get it. Like they must have been like, well 0:47:56.239 --> 0:47:57.120 that was a weird one. 0:47:57.520 --> 0:47:58.040 Yeah. 0:47:58.160 --> 0:48:01.000 They're making hundreds of episodes. There's can't win them away. 0:48:01.239 --> 0:48:03.239 But these are funny. I mean, these are wild ones. 0:48:03.280 --> 0:48:05.240 Like you gotta have some that, like, you know, grab 0:48:05.280 --> 0:48:05.720 the balls. 0:48:05.760 --> 0:48:11.640 I just don't like the flip around like this is. 0:48:09.480 --> 0:48:13.719 This she is a whore? Like what is happening? Yeah? Yeah, 0:48:13.800 --> 0:48:15.600 her dream? Maybe? Yeah? 0:48:15.640 --> 0:48:18.680 Maybe he was about to say he's like Lizzie Board 0:48:18.719 --> 0:48:19.680 and I'm morphine. 0:48:20.080 --> 0:48:24.759 Yeah, Lucius, who thinks that he's a fucking SVU superstar, 0:48:24.880 --> 0:48:27.040 goes good for her. She took down a drug pedaling 0:48:27.080 --> 0:48:29.680 thief who had a thing for schoolgirls, and Stabler's like, 0:48:29.680 --> 0:48:31.920 the guy was selling SIGs tables on my side. 0:48:32.320 --> 0:48:35.760 He's like, I mean there's SIGs. I do think smoking 0:48:35.840 --> 0:48:38.520 is awful. I hate smoking. I'm you know, I'm so 0:48:38.600 --> 0:48:40.839 happy to be quit now. You like you think it's 0:48:40.880 --> 0:48:43.359 no big deal that kids are smoking, is what you're 0:48:43.400 --> 0:48:44.320 basically said. 0:48:44.880 --> 0:48:49.399 I cannot believe that sting operations where places lose their 0:48:49.440 --> 0:48:53.120 cigarette license is reducing team smoking. I just simply don't 0:48:53.120 --> 0:48:56.120 believe that correlation. I think there are commercials about how 0:48:56.320 --> 0:48:58.720 it makes you stink, it makes your fucking teeth yellow, 0:48:59.200 --> 0:49:00.400 like it's not cool. 0:49:00.560 --> 0:49:03.760 I think that probably does more to influence teens. 0:49:03.640 --> 0:49:06.239 Than Oh shit, my local bodego where I used to 0:49:06.280 --> 0:49:09.040 buy SIGs got busted. I guess I don't smoke anymore. 0:49:09.160 --> 0:49:11.359 Kids always find a way, and you know that as 0:49:11.400 --> 0:49:14.160 well as I do. So much interrupts with the extra 0:49:14.200 --> 0:49:17.440 curricular report on Jessica. He's like, she's a busy bee, 0:49:17.480 --> 0:49:18.960 she's in plays concerts. 0:49:19.000 --> 0:49:19.360 Debate. 0:49:19.800 --> 0:49:21.920 Turns out her last concert was at the Koreta Scott 0:49:22.000 --> 0:49:22.760 King Orchestra. 0:49:23.480 --> 0:49:24.520 What are we talking about? 0:49:24.640 --> 0:49:27.520 There's schools playing with different orchestras, but they don't explain it. 0:49:27.560 --> 0:49:29.160 Sabler goes, Okay, let's start there. 0:49:29.360 --> 0:49:32.479 Her attackers obviously knew she played piano, because what better 0:49:32.520 --> 0:49:34.720 way to fuck up a pianist than chop off a finger? 0:49:35.160 --> 0:49:36.560 Okay, interesting observation. 0:49:37.200 --> 0:49:39.560 At the high school, they're asking the principal if there 0:49:39.560 --> 0:49:42.440 are any heavy kids in orchestra, and he's like, it 0:49:42.560 --> 0:49:44.320 used to be that the heavier kids played music to 0:49:44.360 --> 0:49:46.280 get out a pe, but now we don't have pe 0:49:46.280 --> 0:49:48.439 and a third of the school is overweight. They try 0:49:48.440 --> 0:49:50.480 to serve more fruit and salad in the cafeteria, but 0:49:50.560 --> 0:49:52.359 kids like burgers and fries. And there's half a dozen 0:49:52.440 --> 0:49:55.719 fast food places on this block. And the episode is 0:49:55.760 --> 0:49:58.520 obviously trying to say something about childhood obesity. Here are 0:49:58.520 --> 0:49:59.839 they saying it in a clunky way? 0:50:00.440 --> 0:50:00.560 Uh? 0:50:00.920 --> 0:50:03.880 Yes, like you know it's not it's it's there's a 0:50:03.920 --> 0:50:05.919 lot of fat phobia in this episode. But I also 0:50:06.000 --> 0:50:08.480 think what they're trying to get at is fast food 0:50:08.480 --> 0:50:11.160 companies being the bad guys. And Lucius is like, it's 0:50:11.200 --> 0:50:13.680 not just about food. These kids could exercise, play sports. 0:50:13.680 --> 0:50:16.640 The Principal's like, where have you fucking been, dumb ass. 0:50:16.680 --> 0:50:18.840 We can't afford sports. They're lucky to have an orchestra 0:50:18.920 --> 0:50:21.600 at all. And so then Stabler has stepped away for 0:50:21.640 --> 0:50:23.680 another little call on his baby flip phone, and he's 0:50:23.719 --> 0:50:27.480 back and he's like, listen, Munch checked jessica cell records 0:50:27.480 --> 0:50:29.760 and a call was made one hour after the attack, 0:50:30.080 --> 0:50:32.400 and they have the phone number. So now the principal 0:50:32.440 --> 0:50:35.240 trots the two detectives into the orchestra practice and Lucius 0:50:35.280 --> 0:50:37.760 tells them we're looking for a witness to an assault, 0:50:37.800 --> 0:50:40.120 and Stabler dials up the phone number that Munch just 0:50:40.160 --> 0:50:42.920 gave him and bring bring No. One knows how to 0:50:42.920 --> 0:50:45.920 go on silent at orchestra practice. The phone starts ringing 0:50:46.000 --> 0:50:48.600 and it is a kid named Kenny. His teacher goes, Kenny, 0:50:48.640 --> 0:50:50.920 no phone's in practice, and he goes sorry, and then 0:50:50.960 --> 0:50:51.560 he still. 0:50:51.360 --> 0:50:53.680 Picks it up and goes hello, like, I love that. 0:50:53.719 --> 0:50:55.239 He's like, does it just turn it off? 0:50:55.280 --> 0:50:58.480 He fully answers it, and then Stabler goes hi, and 0:50:58.520 --> 0:50:59.320 the kid has busted. 0:50:59.320 --> 0:51:01.400 He's like, what's going on? They asked where were you 0:51:01.440 --> 0:51:02.279 two afternoons ago? 0:51:02.400 --> 0:51:04.399 And he says, I don't remember in really the most 0:51:04.440 --> 0:51:07.319 unconvincing way possible. And then a girl stands up and goes, 0:51:07.400 --> 0:51:09.480 leave my brother alone, and she's got a scratch on 0:51:09.520 --> 0:51:12.439 her face, which Lucius grossly like grabs her face and goes, 0:51:12.480 --> 0:51:15.600 what happened there? Like kid, and they just take both 0:51:15.680 --> 0:51:19.880 kids in for questioning. In interrogation, Kenny is sitting in 0:51:20.000 --> 0:51:23.960 cement Bar's room while Cragan and Elliott chat on the 0:51:24.000 --> 0:51:24.960 other side of the glass. 0:51:25.000 --> 0:51:26.400 This kid's name is Kenny Bixton. 0:51:26.400 --> 0:51:30.520 He's sixteen, and he's wearing Quattro jumps aka Nike airs 0:51:30.760 --> 0:51:33.280 as I called them before. That's consistent with the footprints 0:51:33.280 --> 0:51:35.160 that they found at the scene. And all he said 0:51:35.160 --> 0:51:37.120 to the cop so far is get me a soda. 0:51:37.239 --> 0:51:39.640 His sister, Mia is fourteen and their mom is on 0:51:39.680 --> 0:51:42.400 the way down. Craigan's like, let's get the forensics and 0:51:42.400 --> 0:51:45.000 the confession and wrap this shit up. So now, Lucius 0:51:45.040 --> 0:51:48.160 is talking to Mia and he's lying to her. He's 0:51:48.200 --> 0:51:51.040 saying the victim to wait this. This made my skin crawl. 0:51:51.480 --> 0:51:53.480 There is a certain amount of lying that they're allowed 0:51:53.520 --> 0:51:55.719 to do, and we've seen before. They definitely have said, oh, 0:51:55.719 --> 0:51:58.799 your brother's in the other room flipping on you, like 0:51:58.880 --> 0:52:01.440 the victim idd you and described you no. 0:52:01.640 --> 0:52:07.400 He's very specific lie yes, yes, detail, And she's like, 0:52:07.440 --> 0:52:08.479 I want to talk to my brother. 0:52:08.560 --> 0:52:09.960 They lie to her and they're like, oh, he's in 0:52:10.000 --> 0:52:13.360 the other room spilling honey, and Lucius tells her, listen, 0:52:13.400 --> 0:52:15.080 if you tell the truth right now, it's gonna count 0:52:15.080 --> 0:52:15.319 a lot. 0:52:15.360 --> 0:52:17.040 And she's like, is my mom coming? 0:52:17.160 --> 0:52:19.680 And he like goes, sweetheart, and then he gives them 0:52:19.680 --> 0:52:21.759 the hole when your mom comes and the lawyers get here, 0:52:21.800 --> 0:52:24.080 we can't help you anymore, which we've seen before. But 0:52:24.120 --> 0:52:27.160 then he is fully lying to her and going saying, 0:52:27.160 --> 0:52:29.200 whatever you tell me now is shit that won't be 0:52:29.239 --> 0:52:31.239 on the record. That's what he says to her, which 0:52:31.280 --> 0:52:34.640 is a absolute lie. And even Stabler the opposite of 0:52:34.680 --> 0:52:39.480 the Miranda rights. Yes, even Stabler, king of slamming suspects 0:52:39.480 --> 0:52:41.960 against walls and crossing the line is like dude, and 0:52:42.040 --> 0:52:45.200 Lucius like waves him off and he's like, yeah, Stabler's 0:52:45.200 --> 0:52:47.839 gonna go call your mom and like basically tells him 0:52:47.840 --> 0:52:49.359 to get the fuck out of there. And he's being 0:52:49.440 --> 0:52:51.759 so shady and he goes, tell the truth. Now, it's 0:52:51.800 --> 0:52:54.880 your first defense. You'll get off and she goes really 0:52:54.920 --> 0:52:57.799 and he goes, you'll get immunity. Stabler is like, that's 0:52:57.800 --> 0:53:00.960 too much your fully bold faced lilye and you just said, 0:53:01.160 --> 0:53:04.520 like how you're so like self righteous. You treat victims 0:53:04.560 --> 0:53:06.719 like victims, and then what you treat suspects like they're 0:53:06.760 --> 0:53:10.919 completely guilty immediately, Like it was really hard to watch. 0:53:10.960 --> 0:53:13.480 And he's like, you're questioning a miner without a parent, 0:53:13.520 --> 0:53:15.319 and even if we get something from her, you know, 0:53:15.400 --> 0:53:16.959 we can't use it, and Lucius. 0:53:16.640 --> 0:53:18.120 Is like, yeah, but we can use it to break 0:53:18.160 --> 0:53:18.600 her brother. 0:53:18.800 --> 0:53:21.439 They did it, and Stabler goes when they find out 0:53:21.440 --> 0:53:23.879 how you got the confession and Luciu's like, you'll back 0:53:23.960 --> 0:53:26.359 me up. It'll be two detectives versus a kid, and 0:53:26.400 --> 0:53:29.439 Stabler's like, nah, dude, I am not doing that shit, 0:53:29.719 --> 0:53:31.359 and Lucia, I clearly hate you. 0:53:31.719 --> 0:53:34.480 Yeah, like in what world would I back your play? 0:53:34.560 --> 0:53:36.400 Like I won't back you about who ate something out 0:53:36.440 --> 0:53:40.240 of the refrigerator at the precinct, like not happening. Lucius 0:53:40.320 --> 0:53:42.680 is like, don't give me you that holier than thou crap. 0:53:42.719 --> 0:53:44.880 I know how you work, and Stabler's like, you don't 0:53:44.880 --> 0:53:47.560 know me, bitch, and Lucius goes, no, wonder your partner 0:53:47.640 --> 0:53:48.040 dumped you? 0:53:48.640 --> 0:53:51.279 Oh shit, he goes. 0:53:51.280 --> 0:53:53.279 You screwed her, and now you're trying to screw me, 0:53:53.480 --> 0:53:57.480 and Stabler naturally punches this man right in his face, 0:53:57.760 --> 0:54:00.320 and the two of them start grappling like fresh on 0:54:00.400 --> 0:54:03.040 the wrestling team, like they're kind of just like holding 0:54:03.040 --> 0:54:05.359 each other's shirts and pressing against each other like there's 0:54:05.360 --> 0:54:07.919 not even any more punches really happening, And then Finn 0:54:07.960 --> 0:54:09.880 and Craigan other cops come in and break it up, 0:54:09.880 --> 0:54:12.160 and one cop goes, Elliet, come on, and. 0:54:12.120 --> 0:54:14.040 I hope that got him his sagcard. I really do. 0:54:16.200 --> 0:54:19.080 Craigan sends Lucius to his office and then tells everyone 0:54:19.160 --> 0:54:21.600 get back to work. Fund's over, and then Stabler in 0:54:21.680 --> 0:54:23.319 the office is like, you get rid of him or 0:54:23.360 --> 0:54:26.520 I quit, and Craigan says, change and get into my office. 0:54:26.560 --> 0:54:29.440 So now Stabler is in the locker room changing and 0:54:29.480 --> 0:54:31.880 we see somebody in soft focus right behind him, and 0:54:31.920 --> 0:54:35.680 who is it but Olivia Benson, looking gorgeous from the 0:54:35.680 --> 0:54:37.960 shoulders up. And they stay nice and tight on her 0:54:38.000 --> 0:54:41.160 to avoid any kind of baby bump, and she goes, 0:54:41.280 --> 0:54:43.399 I like that shirt. And it's like, aren't these locker 0:54:43.520 --> 0:54:45.520 rooms separated by gender? Do they just let the female 0:54:45.520 --> 0:54:47.560 and the milk cops just change in front of each other? 0:54:47.880 --> 0:54:51.120 I can't imagine that the NYPD would be that liberal, 0:54:51.520 --> 0:54:53.759 you know. But he's like, what are you doing here? 0:54:53.800 --> 0:54:56.240 And she says, I heard what happened between you and Blaine. 0:54:56.280 --> 0:54:58.160 It's like, oh, the fight that happened ten minutes ago. 0:54:58.280 --> 0:55:01.680 Word travels fast, like did Fenn did? I was like, 0:55:01.760 --> 0:55:03.880 did Finn text you with like T nine on a 0:55:03.880 --> 0:55:06.480 flip phone to like let you know what's happening? Like? 0:55:06.719 --> 0:55:08.600 Is she in the same building in computer Crimes? I 0:55:08.640 --> 0:55:10.560 have a lot of questions how she out there so quick? 0:55:10.680 --> 0:55:12.799 Shining for her in this way that it makes it 0:55:12.840 --> 0:55:16.799 seem like she's not downstairs, but yes, exactly, And then 0:55:16.920 --> 0:55:20.360 he traumatic he walks over to her like really quickly 0:55:20.400 --> 0:55:22.480 and squinting, And these are the moments where I do 0:55:22.600 --> 0:55:25.040 know the show is fucking with us, because that seems 0:55:25.080 --> 0:55:26.880 exactly like a moment in any other show where he 0:55:26.880 --> 0:55:28.400 would run to her and like kiss her. 0:55:28.719 --> 0:55:30.600 Like I felt like it was almost like a kiss 0:55:30.680 --> 0:55:32.400 was gonna happen. And then he goes, why didn't you 0:55:32.440 --> 0:55:35.200 tell me? And Olivia's like, Elliet, we've been partners for 0:55:35.239 --> 0:55:37.120 seven years, longer than anybody else here. 0:55:37.160 --> 0:55:39.759 We needed to change. I'm sorry I should have talked 0:55:39.800 --> 0:55:39.960 to you. 0:55:40.000 --> 0:55:44.359 It's just too complicated, like and there's like sparks between them, 0:55:44.440 --> 0:55:46.719 you know, and he goes, thanks for dropping by, and 0:55:46.760 --> 0:55:50.520 he walks off, very mature, right, And Stabler is in 0:55:50.560 --> 0:55:53.120 Craigan's office now, and Craigan is like, I'm not letting 0:55:53.160 --> 0:55:55.200 you quit or Lucius quit, and Stabler's like, well then 0:55:55.200 --> 0:55:56.600 I'm out of here. And he goes, you know, you're 0:55:56.640 --> 0:55:58.560 just running away from yourself. And he goes, you know 0:55:58.560 --> 0:56:00.920 why I paired you with Lucius. Stabler goes because you 0:56:00.920 --> 0:56:04.480 started drinking again, just casually joking about his captain's addiction, 0:56:04.920 --> 0:56:07.439 and Craigan goes, so that you would know what you're 0:56:07.600 --> 0:56:10.560 like to work with. He goes, I don't lie to kids, 0:56:10.600 --> 0:56:13.000 and Craigan's like, bitch, you bend the rules all the time. 0:56:13.040 --> 0:56:14.919 Don't make me list every time you've crossed the line. 0:56:14.960 --> 0:56:17.480 You're a good cop, but god knows how Olivia put 0:56:17.560 --> 0:56:19.279 up with you for so long. And he goes, well, 0:56:19.320 --> 0:56:22.400 Olivia is a saint, and it seems very sarcastic, and 0:56:22.480 --> 0:56:25.120 Craigan says, get over to the Orchestra teen's house with 0:56:25.160 --> 0:56:27.799 a warrant, and Stabler tries to complain, and Craigan goes 0:56:27.840 --> 0:56:31.319 full angry dad and goes, you will work this case together, understood, 0:56:31.560 --> 0:56:34.280 And Stabler just walks off with his tail between his legs, 0:56:34.320 --> 0:56:37.720 and then outside he sees Lucius waiting for the els. 0:56:38.760 --> 0:56:41.839 Oh yeah, you know that is angry Dad. You're going 0:56:41.920 --> 0:56:45.920 you're doing it, you know. So he Stabler sidles up 0:56:45.960 --> 0:56:48.279 next to Lucius up front outside the elevator, and after 0:56:48.320 --> 0:56:50.959 a couple of seconds of silence, Lucius goes sorry about 0:56:50.960 --> 0:56:53.680 your shirt, and then Stabler goes sorry about your face, 0:56:54.080 --> 0:56:56.239 and suddenly these two are just giggling all the way 0:56:56.280 --> 0:56:59.399 to elevator town. And Stabler's like, look, we've got no choice. 0:56:59.520 --> 0:57:01.319 Let's just work this case, all right, and Luci just 0:57:01.360 --> 0:57:04.680 goes fine with me. And it is funny because I 0:57:04.719 --> 0:57:06.839 do sometimes think that that is how men make up. Like, 0:57:06.880 --> 0:57:08.759 my husband was in a fight with a friend for 0:57:08.800 --> 0:57:11.439 a year. They just didn't speak and Jared was super 0:57:11.440 --> 0:57:13.160 mad about something and then they just ran into each 0:57:13.160 --> 0:57:14.799 other at a bar and started talking and he goes, yeah, 0:57:14.800 --> 0:57:18.160 we're fine now. I was like cool, Like no resolution, 0:57:18.480 --> 0:57:22.040 just like we moved on, you know. But now we're 0:57:22.080 --> 0:57:24.720 at the home of the Bixton teens, Mia and Kenny, 0:57:24.800 --> 0:57:26.680 and they're asking the mom like do you own a car? 0:57:26.760 --> 0:57:28.520 And she's like, we can't afford a car. And they're like, 0:57:28.520 --> 0:57:29.920 do you have access to a car. She's like, we 0:57:29.920 --> 0:57:31.640 live in New York City, why would we need a car? 0:57:32.040 --> 0:57:34.240 And she says, well, Kenny and Mia were at school 0:57:34.280 --> 0:57:36.240 two afternoons ago, and I don't know what time they 0:57:36.240 --> 0:57:38.200 get home because I work at the laundromat till eight. 0:57:38.680 --> 0:57:40.880 Rudy is their brother, So they start asking him and 0:57:40.960 --> 0:57:43.080 Rudy is in a wheelchair and his arm is in 0:57:43.160 --> 0:57:46.520 a sling and his face looks bruised, and he's like, yeah, 0:57:46.560 --> 0:57:48.400 they came home after school that day and they asked 0:57:48.400 --> 0:57:50.160 what happened to him, and he claims he fell down 0:57:50.200 --> 0:57:52.280 some stairs and hurt his leg, broke a couple bones, 0:57:52.680 --> 0:57:55.440 and then O'Halloran calls them over and he finds this 0:57:55.560 --> 0:57:58.680 souvenir bat for the Bronx Gators and he's like that, 0:57:58.840 --> 0:58:00.440 I think this is the assault web been And then 0:58:00.480 --> 0:58:03.280 he does the old black light trick and blood and 0:58:03.320 --> 0:58:06.720 skin fragments glow. So they must have beaten her unconscious 0:58:06.760 --> 0:58:08.800 with this. But it's like a souvenir bat, like it's 0:58:08.800 --> 0:58:10.840 the size of a hot dog. Like I it just 0:58:10.880 --> 0:58:15.120 seems like a weird weapon. There's really but that's what 0:58:15.160 --> 0:58:18.400 you would put in a you know, two Saturday. Yes, yes, yes, 0:58:18.560 --> 0:58:22.680 for that. You know we've seen worse, but it's also horrible. 0:58:22.760 --> 0:58:25.600 But the souvenir bat as a murder weapon. 0:58:26.000 --> 0:58:26.200 You know. 0:58:26.240 --> 0:58:27.840 They are coming up with new things all the time 0:58:27.880 --> 0:58:30.600 on the show and I applaud them. So now they've 0:58:31.080 --> 0:58:32.880 and it's a souvenir bat for the Bronxkaters. 0:58:32.880 --> 0:58:33.640 What's that is that? Like? 0:58:33.680 --> 0:58:35.160 A is that a real I gotta look that up. 0:58:35.160 --> 0:58:38.160 Hold on, Nope, not a real team. There's the Harlem 0:58:38.200 --> 0:58:41.880 Gaters was a professional minor league football team. But yes, 0:58:41.960 --> 0:58:45.280 there's no Bronxkaters anyway. They must be some Triple A 0:58:45.400 --> 0:58:48.840 baseball team out of the Bronx. So next they've got 0:58:48.920 --> 0:58:51.040 Mia back in the cement bars room with her lawyer 0:58:51.120 --> 0:58:53.720 now this time, thank god, so shady Lucius can't like 0:58:53.800 --> 0:58:56.120 screw her. And they throw the bat down in front 0:58:56.160 --> 0:58:58.240 of her and tell her that it's got Jessica's blood 0:58:58.280 --> 0:58:59.720 on it, and the lawyer is claiming they could have 0:58:59.720 --> 0:59:01.400 found that out in the street and taken it home. 0:59:01.680 --> 0:59:03.400 And then they show her shoe print and it's all 0:59:03.440 --> 0:59:05.320 adding up and soon we're gonna find the knife and 0:59:05.320 --> 0:59:06.920 the van and met your blood to the blood on 0:59:06.960 --> 0:59:07.440 her clothes. 0:59:07.640 --> 0:59:08.360 And the lawyer is. 0:59:08.360 --> 0:59:10.360 Like, say nothing, and Sabler's like, just tell us what 0:59:10.440 --> 0:59:13.320 Jessica did to you, And the lawyer shakes his head no, 0:59:13.360 --> 0:59:16.760 but Mia still talks. And Mia goes she stole Rudy's 0:59:16.760 --> 0:59:19.040 hat and she says, I saw Jessica wearing that hat, 0:59:19.080 --> 0:59:21.200 and I asked where she got it, and Jessica said 0:59:21.440 --> 0:59:23.680 she stole it from some fat slob who was stinking 0:59:23.800 --> 0:59:26.480 up a park bench. That's her quote that Jessica said 0:59:26.840 --> 0:59:28.320 she knew that she was one of the people who 0:59:28.320 --> 0:59:30.479 beat up her brother. So now we cut to Kenny, 0:59:30.480 --> 0:59:32.040 who's being interrogated as well. 0:59:32.080 --> 0:59:34.680 I mean, they should talk, said Dolores from Jersey about 0:59:34.720 --> 0:59:37.720 slab because she didn't like that being called a slab either. 0:59:37.920 --> 0:59:41.520 Oh, she did not like being called a slob, which 0:59:41.800 --> 0:59:43.960 I agree that it's it's honestly the wrong word. 0:59:44.000 --> 0:59:44.960 She should have just said bitch. 0:59:45.000 --> 0:59:47.200 But so then we cut to Kenny who's in his 0:59:47.240 --> 0:59:50.480 interrogation and he says they kicked Rudy so bad they 0:59:50.520 --> 0:59:51.400 put him in the hospital. 0:59:51.440 --> 0:59:52.400 It cost him his job. 0:59:52.640 --> 0:59:54.600 And he's like, damn right, it was time for payback 0:59:54.800 --> 0:59:56.960 and Stabler goes, so you grabbed her, beat her and 0:59:57.000 --> 0:59:59.880 cut her. He tells them Rudy's hand has gangreen under 0:59:59.920 --> 1:00:02.000 the bandages because of his diabetes. The doctor had to 1:00:02.000 --> 1:00:03.720 cut off three of his fingers. I wanted her to 1:00:03.720 --> 1:00:05.920 suffer like he did. And they're like, why did you 1:00:05.960 --> 1:00:08.960 sexually assault her? And he goes, she called my sister 1:00:09.000 --> 1:00:11.320 a pig and said pig should never be allowed to breed. 1:00:11.800 --> 1:00:14.480 So this girl's got a mouth on her. Now. 1:00:14.520 --> 1:00:17.680 Little baby Jessica is in the woodblind's room and she's like, 1:00:17.800 --> 1:00:18.880 I would never say that. 1:00:18.920 --> 1:00:20.880 I don't even wear baseball caps. I don't even know 1:00:20.920 --> 1:00:23.680 any of these Brixton kids. And they're like, well, they know. 1:00:23.720 --> 1:00:25.640 You, and Sabler says, and she's like, yeah, because they 1:00:25.720 --> 1:00:27.840 kidnap me, tortured me, and you're treating me like it's 1:00:27.840 --> 1:00:31.040 my fault. And then in walks mister Cindy Lauper aka 1:00:31.160 --> 1:00:34.280 David Thornton, who plays defense attorney Lionel Granger, and we 1:00:34.360 --> 1:00:36.800 know when he walks in there's money involved. 1:00:37.080 --> 1:00:39.840 He's only working for the richie riches. 1:00:40.160 --> 1:00:42.160 And he ends the interview, of course, but they're like, 1:00:42.240 --> 1:00:44.960 we're questioning her about an assault, and Granger is like, oh, 1:00:45.040 --> 1:00:46.720 is there a police report for this assault? 1:00:46.760 --> 1:00:49.880 Is there an er report about this assault? It didn't happen. 1:00:50.160 --> 1:00:51.920 Why don't you do your jobs and go charge the 1:00:51.960 --> 1:00:55.360 little sorry, large bastards who ruin this girl's life. 1:00:55.480 --> 1:00:57.120 So yeah, like disgusting. 1:00:57.200 --> 1:01:00.440 Attorneys are making fat jokes and it's not cool, but 1:01:00.760 --> 1:01:02.480 I think they're trying to paint a picture here about 1:01:02.480 --> 1:01:05.439 how people are flippant about this kind of thing. 1:01:05.840 --> 1:01:07.240 And the next scene, you. 1:01:07.160 --> 1:01:10.400 Know, because you said that that was hot dog size, 1:01:10.480 --> 1:01:11.760 Now I do want a hot dog. 1:01:11.920 --> 1:01:13.320 I know you want an all beef dog. 1:01:13.560 --> 1:01:17.520 I know I'm sensitive to suggestion. 1:01:19.760 --> 1:01:21.960 Well I didn't eat anything. Well, I also got this 1:01:22.120 --> 1:01:25.120 macha cake. I gotta stop thinking outside the box. I 1:01:25.120 --> 1:01:26.800 don't I don't want these things. 1:01:27.440 --> 1:01:29.720 You have a couple of safe foods. That's what the 1:01:29.800 --> 1:01:33.240 Arphin girl has told me. Safe. How is the arfin 1:01:33.400 --> 1:01:35.680 rosy uh saga going? 1:01:36.040 --> 1:01:39.840 Yesterday she tried a carrot that had been seasoned in 1:01:40.160 --> 1:01:42.200 my dinner, and we didn't tell her it was a carrot. 1:01:42.200 --> 1:01:42.840 She just wanted to bite. 1:01:42.880 --> 1:01:44.680 She goes, oh, it's good, and I was like, you 1:01:44.720 --> 1:01:46.960 just ate a carrot, bitch, Like she would die if 1:01:46.960 --> 1:01:49.200 I told her she ate a carrot. So and now 1:01:49.240 --> 1:01:51.240 I'm like, maybe, like soon we're just going to start 1:01:51.320 --> 1:01:53.680 making blue aprons and just being like, this is dinner, 1:01:53.720 --> 1:01:55.200 eat it like and if she doesn't, you know, I 1:01:55.240 --> 1:01:57.959 don't know, well, obviously we'll luc have to offer safe 1:01:57.960 --> 1:01:58.840 foods at the same time. 1:01:58.920 --> 1:01:59.560 That's part of it. 1:02:00.160 --> 1:02:03.880 So Oscar eats everything off my fucking plate like he's 1:02:04.120 --> 1:02:07.760 he's adventurous. But in the next scene, Novak is there 1:02:07.800 --> 1:02:10.720 and she's like, dude, he's right, I've got nothing on 1:02:10.720 --> 1:02:13.280 the Rudy assault, and I've got everything on Jessica's assault. 1:02:13.280 --> 1:02:15.600 To put those kids on trial. She's like, Rudy's a 1:02:15.600 --> 1:02:17.240 grown man. He didn't report his assault. 1:02:17.400 --> 1:02:19.200 Even if he did, it's not an SVU case, and 1:02:19.240 --> 1:02:21.480 Craigan says, type up your d D fives and move on. 1:02:22.120 --> 1:02:24.400 So the next scene, Lucius is bringing in some paperwork 1:02:24.400 --> 1:02:26.880 to Craigan on Jessica and is like, okay, what's my 1:02:26.920 --> 1:02:29.480 next assignment? And Craigan gets a call. They turn on 1:02:29.520 --> 1:02:33.040 the TV and Assemblyman Molina is there talking to New 1:02:33.120 --> 1:02:35.760 York One while a protest is going down about how 1:02:35.960 --> 1:02:38.320 NYPD finds the attacker of the white girl but not 1:02:38.400 --> 1:02:40.520 the person of color who nearly gets beaten to death. 1:02:41.040 --> 1:02:43.400 So Craigan is like, all right, I'm right on top 1:02:43.440 --> 1:02:45.920 of that. Rose hangs up the phone and there's some 1:02:46.000 --> 1:02:48.320 kind of suit at one PP was on the phone, 1:02:48.360 --> 1:02:51.400 and obviously they're back on this case because it's political, 1:02:51.480 --> 1:02:55.760 and never mind, Rudy is an SVW case now, So cut. 1:02:55.600 --> 1:02:56.240 To the protest. 1:02:56.360 --> 1:02:58.880 Molina's talking to a crowd outside the Bixton's building and 1:02:58.920 --> 1:03:02.440 taunting Stabler, and Luciah says they arrive. So to Lucius, 1:03:02.480 --> 1:03:05.320 he's like, congrats on investigating a three week old crime, 1:03:05.360 --> 1:03:08.120 and he goes, we investigate crimes that are reported to us, 1:03:08.520 --> 1:03:12.080 and then Stabler's like, what's your two connection, and he's like, 1:03:12.080 --> 1:03:14.440 we grew up on the same block. So Lucius knows 1:03:14.520 --> 1:03:17.439 the us I'm woyman. So now Rudy is telling them 1:03:17.440 --> 1:03:19.080 his story. He's like, I was on my way home 1:03:19.080 --> 1:03:21.400 from work. I stopped for a minute. I felt I 1:03:21.480 --> 1:03:23.720 must have fallen asleep on the bench. Next thing I know, 1:03:23.800 --> 1:03:26.040 two people are beating me up, calling me fat scum, 1:03:26.400 --> 1:03:28.560 saying get your fat ass out of this park. And 1:03:28.600 --> 1:03:30.680 I'm not sure I would recognize them again. I was 1:03:30.720 --> 1:03:33.320 protecting my head. I couldn't see through the blood. And 1:03:33.360 --> 1:03:35.680 he heard one say get a picture. He saw a 1:03:35.680 --> 1:03:37.880 flash and then they left, and he said, and they 1:03:37.920 --> 1:03:40.360 took my cap to and they're like, why didn't you report? 1:03:40.400 --> 1:03:42.680 And he's like, you don't understand, and Lucius says, yeah, 1:03:42.680 --> 1:03:44.440 I don't. Why would you let like Lucius is being 1:03:44.480 --> 1:03:48.160 a dick to this kid who's a fucking victim. Lucius goes, yeah, 1:03:48.200 --> 1:03:50.280 I don't understand. Why would you let your little siblings 1:03:50.320 --> 1:03:52.040 fight your fight? Why are they in jail but the 1:03:52.040 --> 1:03:54.400 people who attack you are free? He goes, because I 1:03:54.440 --> 1:03:56.800 got so damn fat I let children beat me. So 1:03:56.840 --> 1:03:59.480 he was obviously have a lot of shame surrounding his 1:03:59.520 --> 1:04:01.240 attack and that's why he didn't report. 1:04:01.600 --> 1:04:05.760 So there is no name they know as SVU detectives. 1:04:06.280 --> 1:04:12.120 Yes, yeah, exactly, there's we got nothing on Rudy's assault, 1:04:12.200 --> 1:04:15.720 Like there's no security cam footage, there's no forensics. Maybe 1:04:15.720 --> 1:04:18.240 the picture is on Jessica's phone. So then Finn walks 1:04:18.240 --> 1:04:20.200 in to say if it was, it's not there anymore 1:04:20.240 --> 1:04:23.120 because Mia checked the phone and said it wasn't there. 1:04:23.440 --> 1:04:24.920 And now the phone is at the bottom of the 1:04:24.960 --> 1:04:27.000 East River because that's where Mia and her brother threw 1:04:27.040 --> 1:04:29.960 it after they checked for the picture. The phone record 1:04:30.000 --> 1:04:32.240 show that Jessica made a lot of calls before and 1:04:32.320 --> 1:04:35.320 after the attack on Rudy. One was to Tommy the 1:04:35.320 --> 1:04:38.200 weirdo from the hospital, and the other one is to 1:04:38.280 --> 1:04:41.080 an Internet sign on page and maybe she was emailing 1:04:41.120 --> 1:04:44.360 something like a photo. Computer Crimes is already on it. 1:04:44.520 --> 1:04:47.240 Uh oh, do you smell what I smell? Another Benson 1:04:47.320 --> 1:04:50.920 cameo at Computer Crimes. This guy's like, oh yeah, our 1:04:50.960 --> 1:04:53.440 newest recruits. Sweet talked to Warren out of a judge 1:04:53.440 --> 1:04:55.640 and you know that's fucking Benson. And there she is 1:04:56.000 --> 1:04:59.040 hiding that bump behind a huge two thousands computer monitor, 1:04:59.520 --> 1:05:02.040 and there she's like, yep, we got our ISP, which 1:05:02.080 --> 1:05:05.080 took them straight to some website that's password only, Like 1:05:05.400 --> 1:05:07.320 these are for websites that we usually only see with 1:05:07.400 --> 1:05:10.600 jihattists or like with child sex abuse images. And the 1:05:10.640 --> 1:05:13.440 site is called scratch your Itch dot Net, which, if 1:05:13.480 --> 1:05:14.880 you've seen our live show. 1:05:15.400 --> 1:05:17.880 One of a favorite of karas I would say it is. 1:05:18.080 --> 1:05:21.120 But I didn't know what it was, like I think 1:05:21.160 --> 1:05:23.360 I forgot. I thought scratcherr itch dot net was like 1:05:23.400 --> 1:05:25.760 a fucking hookup site, scratch your itch, like just go 1:05:25.840 --> 1:05:28.280 get a quick, get a quick piece of ass, and 1:05:28.280 --> 1:05:29.640 then move on. Like I thought it was one of 1:05:29.640 --> 1:05:32.880 those anonymous quickie type websites, because if you've seen our 1:05:32.920 --> 1:05:35.080 live show, we do do a compilation of all of 1:05:35.160 --> 1:05:37.640 svu's best websites, and so I thought this was a 1:05:37.680 --> 1:05:39.520 site for fucking but no, it's a group of people 1:05:39.520 --> 1:05:41.880 to post about other groups of people that they hate. 1:05:42.360 --> 1:05:44.280 And I was like, I didn't realize that. 1:05:44.320 --> 1:05:45.880 Maybe I'll take it out of the slideshow if we 1:05:45.920 --> 1:05:49.200 ever do it again. But Anthony Anderson says like eight 1:05:49.280 --> 1:05:52.760 slurs in a row, and Olivia says that like slurs 1:05:52.800 --> 1:05:56.040 for gay people, black people, overweight people, you know, like everything, 1:05:56.400 --> 1:05:59.160 and Olivia says, overweight people are a special favorite on 1:05:59.160 --> 1:05:59.480 this site. 1:05:59.520 --> 1:06:01.120 There's even threads about how to get. 1:06:01.040 --> 1:06:03.360 Rid of them, and in the thread there's a post 1:06:03.360 --> 1:06:04.960 about here's another way to get rid of them, and 1:06:05.040 --> 1:06:07.280 it shows them attacking Rudy and he's getting beat up 1:06:07.320 --> 1:06:10.400 by Tommy Strahan and the video was taken with Jessica's 1:06:10.440 --> 1:06:12.480 cell phone. So they go to the high school. They 1:06:12.600 --> 1:06:15.480 arrest Tommy and he's like at first, like he's so 1:06:15.560 --> 1:06:17.520 hold in march. He goes, how can I help you detectives, 1:06:17.760 --> 1:06:19.880 and then they arrest him, and Jessica's there too, and 1:06:19.880 --> 1:06:22.640 they arrest her and he tells his friend Luke, call 1:06:22.720 --> 1:06:24.480 my dad, I need a lawyer, and Luke is like 1:06:24.560 --> 1:06:26.680 world star and just films the whole thing on a 1:06:26.680 --> 1:06:28.360 fucking Pom Pilot or some. 1:06:28.400 --> 1:06:29.320 Really old phone. 1:06:29.720 --> 1:06:32.040 But that is they do linger on it for a 1:06:32.080 --> 1:06:34.520 really long time and it is important later. So now 1:06:34.520 --> 1:06:36.760 we're at the precinct and there's a lineup of white 1:06:36.840 --> 1:06:37.760 teen girls. 1:06:37.440 --> 1:06:38.600 Which we don't get often. 1:06:38.640 --> 1:06:41.440 We really don't get a lot of like young white 1:06:41.520 --> 1:06:44.960 ladies being lined up to get picked out, and Rudy 1:06:44.960 --> 1:06:47.000 cannot pick her out of the lineup, but then he 1:06:47.040 --> 1:06:49.280 immediately I can barely pick her out as Ruoney Mara. 1:06:49.320 --> 1:06:51.680 I don't think she looks like herself, but anyway, he 1:06:51.720 --> 1:06:54.600 immediately picks Tommy out of the lineup of white teen boys, 1:06:54.920 --> 1:06:57.280 and Tommy says, I don't even know who that person is, 1:06:57.680 --> 1:06:59.920 and in walks Granger again, and he's like, you've gotten 1:07:00.240 --> 1:07:02.440 he ideed my client because it was on the news. 1:07:02.680 --> 1:07:04.720 We cut the footage from New York One, which is 1:07:04.760 --> 1:07:08.320 like New York's local station of Tommy's arrest being taken 1:07:08.400 --> 1:07:11.480 on his friend's palm pilot. That item was broadcast thirty 1:07:11.520 --> 1:07:14.160 minutes before the ID, so you have no proof that 1:07:14.200 --> 1:07:15.720 he saw it, but you have no proof. 1:07:15.440 --> 1:07:15.960 That he didn't. 1:07:16.040 --> 1:07:18.080 The idea will be tainted and a judge won't allow it, 1:07:18.120 --> 1:07:20.720 which is really wild that that high school kid got 1:07:20.720 --> 1:07:23.880 that footage to New York won that quickly. What about 1:07:23.880 --> 1:07:27.600 the picture from the website? They're like, well, you can't 1:07:27.640 --> 1:07:30.080 really tell who he is, and like, my client was 1:07:30.120 --> 1:07:32.080 playing poker at a friend's house that night. You guys 1:07:32.080 --> 1:07:35.360 have nothing like basically saying, obviously, this rich kid's going 1:07:35.400 --> 1:07:36.760 to have friends back him up and say he has 1:07:36.760 --> 1:07:38.880 an alibi for the time of the attack. So now 1:07:38.960 --> 1:07:41.120 Lucius and Stabler are like brainstorming. They're like, maybe we 1:07:41.120 --> 1:07:42.920 can get the eightya to use the photo to get 1:07:42.920 --> 1:07:44.880 a warrant for Tommy's house. But then they stop talking 1:07:44.920 --> 1:07:49.520 when Rudy comes up. They see him and they're like, yes, sorry, 1:07:49.520 --> 1:07:51.360 we had to let both of them go, like you 1:07:51.400 --> 1:07:53.120 did an idea the girl and then there wasn't enough 1:07:53.160 --> 1:07:56.640 evidence to hold Tommy. And Rudy's like, oh, he must 1:07:56.640 --> 1:07:59.480 have had a good lawyer, and they say, sorry, we 1:07:59.480 --> 1:08:02.360 wish you'd forward in the first place, like still kind 1:08:02.360 --> 1:08:05.400 of victim blaming. And then Rudy says, yeah, me too, 1:08:05.440 --> 1:08:08.080 and wheels away. But we've just seen him clock Tommy 1:08:08.160 --> 1:08:10.520 leaving with his lawyers, so obviously something bad is about 1:08:10.560 --> 1:08:13.560 to happen. So Stabler and Lucius are chatting when we 1:08:13.680 --> 1:08:16.599 hear hey, hey, I'm talking to you, and it's Rudy 1:08:17.040 --> 1:08:19.439 calling to Tommy, and then he pulls out a gun 1:08:19.479 --> 1:08:22.200 and says remember me, and he shoots Tommy right in 1:08:22.240 --> 1:08:26.360 the chest and blood splatters all over Granger, and I 1:08:26.360 --> 1:08:28.760 will say, it's kind of satisfying for like a millisecond 1:08:28.800 --> 1:08:31.679 to see Granger like off his guard, like he because 1:08:31.720 --> 1:08:33.640 he's so confident and smarmy all the time, and now 1:08:33.640 --> 1:08:35.040 he's covered in his client's blood and. 1:08:35.000 --> 1:08:37.920 He's like, fuck and I do like that. He's gonna 1:08:37.920 --> 1:08:40.080 have to like book a therapy appointment for that. So 1:08:40.160 --> 1:08:41.719 they I don't think. 1:08:43.800 --> 1:08:46.040 He's probably like, oh this, I just got this suit, 1:08:46.120 --> 1:08:48.519 you know. So they tell him to drop it. They 1:08:48.560 --> 1:08:50.880 scream call a bus, and then you know, we got 1:08:50.920 --> 1:08:53.559 we got fade to black. And now Novak at the 1:08:53.560 --> 1:08:55.479 top of AAC four is like, how the hell did 1:08:55.520 --> 1:08:58.280 this kid get a gun into a police building with 1:08:58.320 --> 1:09:00.680 the security And they're like, nobody ought to search a 1:09:00.720 --> 1:09:02.880 guy in a wheelchair, and so they're like, well, what 1:09:02.880 --> 1:09:04.920 do we do now, Craigan says, keep digging. 1:09:05.040 --> 1:09:07.920 Lucius is like, these two psycles are the ones who. 1:09:07.760 --> 1:09:11.439 Started this whole thing talking about Tommy and Jessica. Novak 1:09:11.560 --> 1:09:13.760 is like, okay, but they've been punished, like she was 1:09:13.840 --> 1:09:16.439 raped and mutilated and Tommy is dead. So that's how 1:09:16.439 --> 1:09:18.439 we find out that Tommy is actually he's fully dead. 1:09:18.479 --> 1:09:20.519 There was no point really in calling the bus. They 1:09:20.560 --> 1:09:23.240 took the law into their own hands though, these kids 1:09:23.640 --> 1:09:26.240 and now in walks Assemblyman Molina and he's like, you're 1:09:26.240 --> 1:09:28.439 gonna plead Rudy out right, and Novak is like, no, 1:09:28.479 --> 1:09:31.200 I'm going to try him for murder. And Molina's like, well, 1:09:31.240 --> 1:09:33.400 he saw the man who brutalized him walk free. He 1:09:33.439 --> 1:09:36.000 acted out of rage and despair. Novak's like, well, the 1:09:36.040 --> 1:09:37.800 defense will definitely try that, but you're not going to 1:09:37.880 --> 1:09:40.760 bully me into a deal. And Molina's like, no, he's 1:09:40.880 --> 1:09:43.559 just one victim in an epidemic. And he starts talking 1:09:43.560 --> 1:09:47.360 about obesity and type two diabetes, race class and geography. 1:09:47.360 --> 1:09:50.400 He says, all guaranteed that Rudy would be obese and 1:09:50.439 --> 1:09:52.439 would be put on that park bench to get attacked. 1:09:52.720 --> 1:09:54.560 And Novak's like, a judge's not going to let you 1:09:54.680 --> 1:09:56.880 use a health issue as a smokescreen. And then Molina 1:09:56.920 --> 1:09:59.240 comes in with the stats. He's like, forty one hundred 1:09:59.280 --> 1:10:03.200 people are diagnosed with diabetes every day, every day, fifty 1:10:03.240 --> 1:10:05.479 five go blind, one hundred and twenty and get kidney failure, 1:10:05.479 --> 1:10:07.519 two hundred and thirty have a limp amputated. And that's 1:10:07.560 --> 1:10:09.240 every day. And this was in two thousand and six. 1:10:09.280 --> 1:10:12.360 I don't know if things have improved or not. Novak says, 1:10:12.400 --> 1:10:14.479 it's got nothing to do with the case. But Molina 1:10:14.479 --> 1:10:16.240 says he's the case and by the time he's told 1:10:16.240 --> 1:10:18.960 his story, no jury will convict him. Now we're at trial, 1:10:19.360 --> 1:10:21.799 Rudy is on the sambying, questioned by his defense attorney 1:10:21.840 --> 1:10:25.160 Serena Waldron. Who is none other than Natalie Cole, a 1:10:25.240 --> 1:10:26.679 fucking legend of music? 1:10:27.160 --> 1:10:29.519 The daughter that's a double take, I got, No, that's 1:10:29.560 --> 1:10:30.240 not that's camp. 1:10:30.439 --> 1:10:32.479 Yes, I don't know that is her, though I know 1:10:32.520 --> 1:10:36.440 it's her, So what is yeah, rest in peace, unforgettable, 1:10:36.479 --> 1:10:39.120 the daughter of Matt King Cole, Like, I mean, a 1:10:39.200 --> 1:10:41.439 musical legend and she's only in one SVU and this 1:10:41.560 --> 1:10:44.400 is it? And she asks him how much does he weigh? 1:10:44.400 --> 1:10:46.719 He says three twenty. He says he's always been heavy. 1:10:46.760 --> 1:10:49.120 Most of his family is big, and that his favorite 1:10:49.120 --> 1:10:51.400 food as a kid was Snippy snowflakes and he loves 1:10:51.439 --> 1:10:53.519 Snippy because it was his favorite cartoon character. And the 1:10:53.560 --> 1:10:55.880 toys were in the cereal box and he's like, my 1:10:55.960 --> 1:10:58.639 mom had to work, so TV was our babysitter. Casey 1:10:58.680 --> 1:11:00.840 objects like, are we getting a rundown of every meal? 1:11:00.920 --> 1:11:03.320 This dude's ever eaten? And Natalie Cole is like, I'm 1:11:03.320 --> 1:11:05.600 trying to illustrate how hard it is to teach a 1:11:05.680 --> 1:11:08.760 kid to eat responsibly, especially when the teacher is the 1:11:08.800 --> 1:11:12.400 TV that is purposely selling these kids garbage. And Casey says, 1:11:12.439 --> 1:11:15.200 your honor, she is testifying, which we've heard before, and 1:11:15.240 --> 1:11:17.559 the judge orders the jury you have to ignore those statements. 1:11:17.600 --> 1:11:19.719 I don't know how they could forget it. But he says, 1:11:19.800 --> 1:11:21.759 my mom didn't cook. She was too tired for working 1:11:21.760 --> 1:11:23.960 two jobs. So we would go out for burgers, get 1:11:23.960 --> 1:11:26.240 fried chicken, order pizza, and eat in front of the TV. 1:11:26.640 --> 1:11:29.200 Rudy can also like the actor's doing a really good job, 1:11:29.240 --> 1:11:31.360 like he can barely breathe as he's testifying, like he's 1:11:31.400 --> 1:11:36.000 taking deep breasts and like, you know, it's labored breathing. 1:11:36.040 --> 1:11:39.320 And he says, after he was diagnosed with diabetes, he 1:11:39.360 --> 1:11:40.880 went to a clinic and he was doing great. He 1:11:40.920 --> 1:11:43.479 lost fifty pounds, he got his blood sugar regulated. But 1:11:43.520 --> 1:11:45.639 then the clinic closed because they were sending too much 1:11:45.680 --> 1:11:49.880 money to cigarette sting operations. The hospital couldn't afford it. 1:11:49.920 --> 1:11:52.240 Insurance company said it was too much money. He doesn't 1:11:52.240 --> 1:11:54.800 have health insurance at the moment, so it's like he 1:11:54.960 --> 1:11:58.160 is a good example of how really our healthcare system 1:11:58.360 --> 1:12:01.439 is failing him as well. And she asks him why 1:12:01.439 --> 1:12:03.599 did you shoot Tommy? And he goes, I was so mad. 1:12:03.640 --> 1:12:05.800 I was blind with rage because of what he did 1:12:05.840 --> 1:12:08.080 to me and my family, and he was gonna walk away. 1:12:08.479 --> 1:12:10.360 She's like, are you sorry, and he goes, yes, I'm 1:12:10.400 --> 1:12:12.760 sorry for what I did. Now it's Casey's turn. She 1:12:12.800 --> 1:12:15.439 starts out soft, like, whoa, that's a really sad story, 1:12:15.439 --> 1:12:17.920 and then she morphs into full pit bull mode. 1:12:17.960 --> 1:12:18.120 You know. 1:12:18.520 --> 1:12:20.960 She goes through the events. She's like, this is what happened, 1:12:20.960 --> 1:12:21.800 and then this, and then this. 1:12:21.880 --> 1:12:23.560 And he must you must have known the kid was 1:12:23.600 --> 1:12:26.120 gonna walk, and that's why you brought a gun because 1:12:26.200 --> 1:12:28.400 you can't really like he went in for a lineup. 1:12:28.479 --> 1:12:30.800 He brought the gun no matter what. Casey was smart 1:12:30.800 --> 1:12:34.040 to catch that, and he says that's right. She's like, 1:12:34.040 --> 1:12:36.240 how did you know he was gonna walk? And she's 1:12:36.400 --> 1:12:38.000 and she goes, you didn't know you were gonna shoot 1:12:38.040 --> 1:12:39.679 him no matter what. Right, So she goes, you weren't 1:12:39.680 --> 1:12:42.400 blind with rage, you planned it. You aren't sorry, are you? 1:12:42.640 --> 1:12:43.000 Are you? 1:12:43.120 --> 1:12:45.479 And he goes, no, I'm glad he's dead, and I 1:12:45.640 --> 1:12:50.479 do it again. Novax right, so he gets to say 1:12:50.479 --> 1:12:53.040 his piece, but Novak's gonna win this case. At this moment, 1:12:53.560 --> 1:12:56.800 Casey walks into the precinct deflated. She's like, I'm not 1:12:56.840 --> 1:12:58.280 proud of what I had to do. She's like, I 1:12:58.320 --> 1:13:00.960 go to the gentle giant until he snaps, and then 1:13:01.160 --> 1:13:05.439 Lucius says, Finn found the Bronx Gators baseball cap. Jessica 1:13:05.560 --> 1:13:07.599 is wearing it in a photo taken from the security 1:13:07.600 --> 1:13:09.960 cameras at Coreta Scott king Hi the day that she 1:13:10.000 --> 1:13:12.960 showed up for that concert practice. And then suddenly Benson's 1:13:12.960 --> 1:13:15.000 there and is like, uh, I've got some more dirt 1:13:15.000 --> 1:13:18.519 on Jessica. I've been following her online. She's obsessed with 1:13:18.560 --> 1:13:20.519 wait and she hasn't been at that fancy high school 1:13:20.560 --> 1:13:24.479 for long. She's been in some very interesting places, which 1:13:24.479 --> 1:13:29.599 is what Benson says, why cause it's just some weird 1:13:30.280 --> 1:13:32.479 way to say. It's a funny way to say it 1:13:32.479 --> 1:13:35.880 to me and what they're getting to. So cut to 1:13:35.960 --> 1:13:40.439 Lucius bringing Missus Joaquin Phoenix into interrogation where Stabler is waiting, 1:13:40.520 --> 1:13:42.479 and she says, shouldn't I have my lawyer? 1:13:42.520 --> 1:13:44.559 Here and they're like, no, girl, it's chill. We just 1:13:44.600 --> 1:13:45.479 have some questions. 1:13:45.520 --> 1:13:48.240 And it's like, Sabler, you're now doing just what Lucius 1:13:48.240 --> 1:13:50.080 was doing. Her saying should I have my lawyer here? 1:13:50.200 --> 1:13:51.920 Is like the same thing as like can I have 1:13:51.960 --> 1:13:54.400 my lawyer here? And like they're basically like, no, girl, 1:13:54.400 --> 1:13:58.679 you're good anyway. They're like, you said you never wore 1:13:58.680 --> 1:14:00.880 that hat, but here it is, and they slap down 1:14:00.880 --> 1:14:03.160 a picture of her, clear as day. Coreta Scott King 1:14:03.240 --> 1:14:06.640 Hi has got the high def security camera's baby. She 1:14:06.880 --> 1:14:09.479 is picture perfect wearing it. It is her, it is 1:14:09.520 --> 1:14:12.200 her face. She claims, oh I found that hat. It's like, 1:14:12.240 --> 1:14:13.760 but bitch, you told us you didn't wear you didn't 1:14:13.800 --> 1:14:16.120 wear baseball caps, so what's up? She says, you can't 1:14:16.160 --> 1:14:18.200 keep me here, and she gets up to leave. And 1:14:18.479 --> 1:14:20.800 I'm just noticing that Lucius is sitting right behind her 1:14:20.840 --> 1:14:23.479 dangerous mind style, So that is very funny to me. 1:14:24.080 --> 1:14:27.200 And do people sit dangerous mind style anymore? 1:14:28.000 --> 1:14:30.439 I don't see it. I don't think I see that 1:14:30.479 --> 1:14:34.040 out in the wild very much. But maybe, but I 1:14:34.040 --> 1:14:37.720 don't know. It feels like now everywhere you a place 1:14:37.720 --> 1:14:39.759 where you would sit dangerous mind style, like a burger 1:14:39.800 --> 1:14:42.040 joint or something. I feel like all the chairs are 1:14:42.040 --> 1:14:44.120 bolted down now you like can't turn them around. 1:14:44.520 --> 1:14:50.719 But anyway, what he used to do at burger spots, well. 1:14:50.520 --> 1:14:52.800 I feel like it's always like a diner, Like it's 1:14:52.840 --> 1:14:55.120 always like the max On saved by the bell, Like yeah, 1:14:55.120 --> 1:14:56.000 it always takes it. 1:14:56.000 --> 1:14:58.160 And turns it around. But I feel like now everything's 1:14:58.240 --> 1:14:58.800 kind of I. 1:14:58.760 --> 1:15:02.800 Don't Michelle, I forf yes, absolutely, that's where of course 1:15:02.880 --> 1:15:03.679 dangerous minds. 1:15:03.760 --> 1:15:05.040 But if I'm. 1:15:06.439 --> 1:15:10.040 If I looking in the hall of dangerous minds, poses 1:15:12.439 --> 1:15:14.880 Sabler goes, you hate fat people, don't you, And she goes, no, 1:15:15.040 --> 1:15:17.120 I don't mind them. It's a really weird way to 1:15:17.160 --> 1:15:20.160 answer it. And Lucius is like, what about me, I'm 1:15:20.200 --> 1:15:22.360 kind of heavy? Do I disgust you? And then they 1:15:22.400 --> 1:15:24.800 try to bait her, and Stabler's like, people can't help 1:15:24.840 --> 1:15:27.519 being black or gay, but fat, that's their fault, right, 1:15:27.880 --> 1:15:29.759 And then Lucius is like, yeah, they have no pride, 1:15:29.960 --> 1:15:33.160 no self control, and Lucia says, check this one out, 1:15:33.200 --> 1:15:36.320 and he goes, check out this heifer, and he slaps 1:15:36.360 --> 1:15:40.559 down a picture of Jessica age fourteen, that is Rouney 1:15:40.640 --> 1:15:43.960 Mara photoshop to be much larger, and then another one 1:15:43.960 --> 1:15:46.080 of her at fifteen and they're like two hundred thirty pounds. 1:15:46.080 --> 1:15:49.400 It's like insane the way that this episode is going, 1:15:49.479 --> 1:15:50.520 Like she's. 1:15:50.280 --> 1:15:53.360 A formerly overweight. 1:15:52.840 --> 1:15:58.400 Person who is now self hating and hates people that 1:15:58.479 --> 1:16:01.160 are overweight, Like, I don't know, Like, but. 1:16:01.240 --> 1:16:03.439 It's so is a bad person. 1:16:04.080 --> 1:16:08.719 Yes, yes, so they confront her, but also she deserves 1:16:08.800 --> 1:16:10.320 of her finger and not be sodomized. 1:16:10.360 --> 1:16:12.040 This is very a twisted take sure. 1:16:11.880 --> 1:16:14.479 It's a twist, yes, for sure, for sure, Like and 1:16:14.520 --> 1:16:17.000 they're like, this is from your yearbook at Hidden Glades 1:16:17.040 --> 1:16:20.559 Ranch in California, a very exclusive school for very heavy teens. 1:16:20.600 --> 1:16:23.040 Like I just think it's so wild the way they're 1:16:23.080 --> 1:16:25.920 like gotchaying this girl who like are like, you used 1:16:25.960 --> 1:16:28.720 to be heavy, And then they're like that place gave 1:16:28.760 --> 1:16:31.640 you lots of good diet, lots of exercise, trict supervision. 1:16:31.680 --> 1:16:33.960 And she's like, why are you doing this? 1:16:34.040 --> 1:16:36.600 And Luci's just like and here's the final result, a 1:16:36.640 --> 1:16:38.960 beautiful young girl who hates fat people, but got shea 1:16:39.040 --> 1:16:41.280 used to be on her style and then she breaks 1:16:41.320 --> 1:16:43.439 down and screams, you don't know what it's like people 1:16:43.560 --> 1:16:46.439 staring at you. Everybody you eat the jokes you're a leper. 1:16:47.000 --> 1:16:48.920 And they're like, is that how you saw Rudy? Is 1:16:48.960 --> 1:16:51.800 that why you attacked him? And she said Tommy started it, 1:16:51.880 --> 1:16:55.559 but yes, I couldn't stand the sight of him. She admits, Okay, 1:16:55.920 --> 1:16:58.599 I'm sorry, I'm really sorry. But it's like you're not sorry, bitch, 1:16:58.680 --> 1:17:01.120 like you have these feelings. And Olivia is looking through 1:17:01.160 --> 1:17:03.519 the glass with Casey, who says I'll take Like Who's like, 1:17:03.600 --> 1:17:06.000 you're gonna take this to the defense, right, and Casey's like, yes, 1:17:06.479 --> 1:17:09.880 but it won't help Rudy much, Casey says, but Benson says, well, 1:17:09.960 --> 1:17:13.280 some of Jessica's money might have helped him, and Casey says, like, 1:17:13.320 --> 1:17:15.599 they say you can never be too rich or tooth thin. 1:17:16.280 --> 1:17:18.639 I don't know why she says that. 1:17:19.280 --> 1:17:24.120 Quote, because you can definitely be too thin, right, you 1:17:24.160 --> 1:17:25.599 can die from being too thin. 1:17:26.280 --> 1:17:28.720 But anyway, Yeah, there's a whole movie called Thinner, and 1:17:28.760 --> 1:17:30.680 we interviewed the actor from ITTT Thank you. 1:17:31.200 --> 1:17:36.519 Yeah, so, Robert John Burke. If you're wondering that's true, Ducker, 1:17:36.720 --> 1:17:37.960 he was embarrassed when I brought it up. 1:17:37.960 --> 1:17:39.880 I remember being like I loved the thicker a thinner 1:17:39.880 --> 1:17:42.080 and I scared the shit out of me. Even the 1:17:42.080 --> 1:17:44.559 commercial terrified me as a child. And he was like, 1:17:44.560 --> 1:17:46.599 can we please not talk like he was like, God, 1:17:46.800 --> 1:17:47.600 not thinner. 1:17:47.760 --> 1:17:49.880 Who knows if that even made the interview. He goes, 1:17:49.920 --> 1:17:53.080 I was really excited, but geez, I don't know. It's 1:17:53.080 --> 1:17:57.240 like it is a cool Stephen King movie. But we 1:17:57.320 --> 1:18:00.320 cut the court and the jury is there and they're 1:18:00.360 --> 1:18:02.479 ready to They're like, sorry to interrupt, jog it. 1:18:02.920 --> 1:18:05.000 And remember Jonathan Silverman when I was like, how is 1:18:05.040 --> 1:18:06.280 it to do Beethoven three? 1:18:06.439 --> 1:18:07.840 I love it at them holes and he was like, 1:18:07.840 --> 1:18:09.519 oh Jesus, you know we. 1:18:09.400 --> 1:18:14.000 Weren't working talking about yeah, we needed a pay for stuff. 1:18:14.360 --> 1:18:18.280 Like He's like, I got a mortgage. But god, it's 1:18:18.320 --> 1:18:18.920 so funny. 1:18:19.280 --> 1:18:22.320 But I think it's it's like people are gonna like 1:18:22.360 --> 1:18:24.120 some of the bad stuff you make. You should just 1:18:24.160 --> 1:18:27.960 embrace all of it, you know. But in court, the 1:18:28.000 --> 1:18:31.439 foreman comes out. Unfortunately they find Rudy guilty. But when 1:18:31.479 --> 1:18:32.960 they pan over to him, he is not at the 1:18:32.960 --> 1:18:36.160 defense table. No one knows where he is. At the precinct, 1:18:36.240 --> 1:18:38.120 Lucius is packing up his desk because you know, he's 1:18:38.120 --> 1:18:39.720 been at SVU for five minutes and he's got a 1:18:39.760 --> 1:18:41.240 lot of knick knacks he's got to take home in 1:18:41.240 --> 1:18:45.400 his little paper box. And he tells it's like, but also, 1:18:45.439 --> 1:18:47.520 how does it feel to be used as a punishment 1:18:47.560 --> 1:18:51.040 for others? Like, you know, like they're like, listen, you're 1:18:51.040 --> 1:18:54.519 gonna go to the Manhattansview because there's a guy who's 1:18:54.560 --> 1:18:56.080 being a bad boy. So we're gonna show him what 1:18:56.080 --> 1:18:59.120 it's really Yeah, we got a hot head. Yeah, we 1:18:59.120 --> 1:19:00.840 need you to teach him at and it's gonna only 1:19:00.880 --> 1:19:02.720 just be a couple of weeks. Don't get too comfortable. 1:19:03.040 --> 1:19:05.200 But he was there going what's my next assignment? But 1:19:05.680 --> 1:19:07.800 I don't think he knew it was coming, but you know, 1:19:07.920 --> 1:19:10.960 he tells Sabler, Yeah, Rudy was rushed to the hospital. 1:19:11.000 --> 1:19:13.520 He had kidney failure and his left foot was amputated. 1:19:13.560 --> 1:19:16.040 So the guilty verdict is kind of irrelevant when he 1:19:16.080 --> 1:19:20.120 has a death sentence anyway, Lucia says, and then he's like, uh. 1:19:20.479 --> 1:19:22.519 Sabler goes, oh, are you leaving? And Lucius goes, yep. 1:19:22.560 --> 1:19:24.800 Captain says to close the case and move on, and 1:19:24.840 --> 1:19:27.200 he goes to shake Sabler's hand and goes, well, I 1:19:27.240 --> 1:19:29.720 won't say it was a pleasure, and Sablor goes take care. 1:19:30.280 --> 1:19:33.839 And then Stabler gazes at the empty desk that Olivia 1:19:34.080 --> 1:19:36.960 usually sits in, which is empty once again. Because the 1:19:37.000 --> 1:19:39.360 episode starts out, I feel like I keep losing people. 1:19:39.760 --> 1:19:42.000 And even though he hated this guy Lucius, he's out 1:19:42.000 --> 1:19:42.920 of his life now too. 1:19:43.800 --> 1:19:47.679 And that's dick wolf baby. Yeah, so funny. 1:19:48.280 --> 1:19:51.840 Sorry, this episode is so fucking crazy and wild and 1:19:52.080 --> 1:19:56.000 I but let's we have some controversy about this episode 1:19:56.080 --> 1:19:59.280 to tell you as well. Oh yeah, obviously he did 1:19:59.320 --> 1:20:02.240 not get Runey to be a guest on the podcast Today. 1:20:02.360 --> 1:20:03.640 But she has spoken. 1:20:03.360 --> 1:20:06.400 About this, okay, so Rooney Mara. She was quoted in 1:20:06.439 --> 1:20:11.000 Allure magazine interview talking shit about this episode and she 1:20:11.840 --> 1:20:16.000 called it. In quote she said, it's so awful, so stupid. 1:20:16.120 --> 1:20:18.320 She complained to the magazine. And this is reported on 1:20:18.439 --> 1:20:21.320 from the Today Show. People are obsessed with that show. 1:20:21.520 --> 1:20:24.280 I don't get it. In the episode, me and my boyfriend, 1:20:24.320 --> 1:20:26.880 although I don't look old enough to have a boyfriend, 1:20:27.160 --> 1:20:29.000 went and beat up these fat people. And at the 1:20:29.080 --> 1:20:30.639 end of the show you find out that I used 1:20:30.680 --> 1:20:33.280 to be obese, and I hate fat people. It's ridiculous. 1:20:33.520 --> 1:20:36.000 Who would ever do that? Who would beat someone up 1:20:36.040 --> 1:20:40.360 because they're fat? And as retribution they sodomized her. I mean, 1:20:40.479 --> 1:20:42.840 I've been sodomized since the beginning of my career. I 1:20:42.840 --> 1:20:44.880 should have known then it would have come full circle. 1:20:45.160 --> 1:20:47.840 And that's obviously about you know, girl on the train. 1:20:47.920 --> 1:20:49.280 What is it with the tattoos? 1:20:49.479 --> 1:20:50.759 Girl with a dragon tattoo? 1:20:50.880 --> 1:20:53.880 Yeah, thank you, Sorry to have combined it with the train, 1:20:55.160 --> 1:20:56.360 but there's a girl on the train. 1:20:56.400 --> 1:20:56.519 Though. 1:20:56.760 --> 1:20:58.679 The Girl on the Train is an Emily Blunt movie. 1:20:58.800 --> 1:21:05.280 Yes, oh okay, it's same genre, dark dark, distressed a mission, Yes, okay. 1:21:05.360 --> 1:21:10.040 So she said that, which but then on Perez Hilton 1:21:10.880 --> 1:21:12.280 she's quoted. 1:21:12.120 --> 1:21:14.439 Well, the New York Post picked it up, you know, 1:21:14.560 --> 1:21:17.679 obviously splashed it around, and then she was getting some 1:21:17.720 --> 1:21:20.600 shit for like why are you talking shit about a 1:21:20.640 --> 1:21:22.760 show that gave you a job or whatever, And so 1:21:22.960 --> 1:21:24.400 she responded, she. 1:21:24.360 --> 1:21:26.639 Said, first of all, the SVU think that's just not true, 1:21:26.800 --> 1:21:28.519 but you said it. I mean, it is a quote, 1:21:28.600 --> 1:21:30.320 like I don't I don't know how a lure could 1:21:30.320 --> 1:21:34.479 have like twist misses strewed. Yeah, so but I don't 1:21:34.520 --> 1:21:36.160 know how she's denying it, but she does. She has 1:21:36.280 --> 1:21:39.320 quoted in this Paris Hilton post from like twenty eleven, 1:21:39.680 --> 1:21:41.559 that was my first job. It couldn't have been more 1:21:41.600 --> 1:21:43.800 exciting for me. It's an experience I hold very dear 1:21:43.800 --> 1:21:46.160 to my heart. People take things out of context, and 1:21:46.200 --> 1:21:48.280 that's just not the case. I was more nervous doing 1:21:48.320 --> 1:21:50.920 that job than I was doing this job. It's really 1:21:50.960 --> 1:21:53.479 silly people, especially with young girls, they feel they need 1:21:53.520 --> 1:21:54.800 to make them out to be a certain way. And 1:21:54.840 --> 1:21:57.040 I feel so grateful for any job I've ever gotten. 1:21:57.520 --> 1:21:59.200 I feel grateful. Yeah, yeah, I don't. 1:21:59.040 --> 1:22:00.000 Really don't want to keep doing that. 1:22:00.200 --> 1:22:02.360 But she said every single job has shaped who she 1:22:02.520 --> 1:22:05.519 is and led me to where I am now. It's 1:22:05.520 --> 1:22:07.360 hard to have to talk about yourself all the time 1:22:07.400 --> 1:22:09.479 and things are out of context. And whatever that quote was, 1:22:09.520 --> 1:22:11.639 I don't know, but it's certainly not what I meant. 1:22:12.160 --> 1:22:14.240 If anything, I didn't mean that the I didn't mean 1:22:14.240 --> 1:22:18.040 that the storyline was ridiculous. I meant that humanity is ridiculous. Okay, 1:22:18.120 --> 1:22:19.439 I mean that's an f l P. 1:22:20.040 --> 1:22:23.240 Hating people that are larger is stupid, is what she 1:22:23.439 --> 1:22:26.120 I guess is like, how she's spinning it, but yeah, 1:22:26.240 --> 1:22:28.439 I want I think it also sounds like she doesn't 1:22:28.439 --> 1:22:30.479 get us view and is like, I mean, who would 1:22:30.560 --> 1:22:32.639 do that? It's like, I don't have you seen somebody else? 1:22:32.720 --> 1:22:33.799 There's more wait, hold. 1:22:33.720 --> 1:22:35.839 On, Okay, So she goes, I meant that humanity is ridiculous, 1:22:35.880 --> 1:22:37.720 and then she goes, I know that Law and Order 1:22:37.760 --> 1:22:40.040 makes their episodes out of real things that are happening 1:22:40.040 --> 1:22:42.320 in the city. So to me, by ridiculous, I meant 1:22:42.320 --> 1:22:45.160 that humanity is ridiculous. People are awful to one anout 1:22:45.200 --> 1:22:48.040 of there, and to me, I find it ridiculous. 1:22:48.320 --> 1:22:52.840 All right, Rooney Mara, everybody, she has spoken and she 1:22:53.160 --> 1:22:53.840 enjoyed her time. 1:22:53.880 --> 1:22:56.040 So there there you go. You buy an interviewer. We 1:22:56.080 --> 1:22:56.960 got it out of a lure? 1:22:57.320 --> 1:23:00.400 Or is this billionaire pr I mean? Or did she 1:23:00.479 --> 1:23:03.160 really mean that? Who fucking knows? 1:23:03.439 --> 1:23:05.479 Because that's good. That's fucking good. 1:23:12.800 --> 1:23:15.439 So we're gonna move on, obviously, And it's a great 1:23:15.520 --> 1:23:17.280 day here in the SVU studios. 1:23:17.479 --> 1:23:20.400 Ak, that's messed up studios. 1:23:20.439 --> 1:23:23.640 Not a murderer or a rape, not a not a 1:23:23.720 --> 1:23:28.000 violent crime in sight. So that's like pretty incredible, and 1:23:28.040 --> 1:23:30.680 it's kind of like what Rooney Marras said, they're using 1:23:30.760 --> 1:23:32.960 things from around the city, and this did happen in 1:23:33.000 --> 1:23:35.479 New York City and you know a lot of Meanwhile, 1:23:35.840 --> 1:23:39.840 just to clarify, I'm sure that people absolutely have been 1:23:39.880 --> 1:23:42.080 attacked for being heavy and that people have done that. 1:23:42.280 --> 1:23:45.320 There just isn't like a clear case that we could 1:23:45.320 --> 1:23:46.800 find that this was based on. 1:23:47.320 --> 1:23:51.240 Oh yeah, I'm sure lots of crimes happen, but this 1:23:51.479 --> 1:23:53.920 just happens to be like around the you know, this 1:23:54.000 --> 1:23:57.240 is it's like a big thing in the city, and 1:23:57.280 --> 1:23:59.439 then it got national attention because it is silly. And 1:23:59.439 --> 1:24:02.520 then obviously the New York Posts had like a rude headline. 1:24:03.160 --> 1:24:06.760 You know, they came through how they should. So this 1:24:06.880 --> 1:24:11.360 is story basically about two teens versus McDonald's, which famously 1:24:11.400 --> 1:24:15.160 I do love McDonald's. Your husband once said that's his 1:24:15.240 --> 1:24:18.559 favorite thing about me is that I love McDonald's. But 1:24:18.600 --> 1:24:21.040 you lived so close to one too, so that's like 1:24:21.120 --> 1:24:25.880 pretty lovely. But yeah, I love it. And they have 1:24:25.960 --> 1:24:28.120 inside out too toys right now, just so you know. 1:24:28.600 --> 1:24:31.439 Yeah, I'm dying for McDonald's to get the mcplant going 1:24:31.479 --> 1:24:32.280 at all their places. 1:24:32.280 --> 1:24:34.080 I think that they're not going to wait, did I 1:24:34.120 --> 1:24:36.559 talk about this? If I have, you can stop me. 1:24:36.880 --> 1:24:39.360 I went through the McDonald's drive through just for a 1:24:39.400 --> 1:24:40.960 diet coke and an inside out toy. 1:24:41.040 --> 1:24:44.000 Okay, that's what I wanted, so yeah. 1:24:44.040 --> 1:24:45.640 And then I pull up to the window and she 1:24:45.760 --> 1:24:48.160 hands the drink and I'm looking at it weird. I 1:24:48.160 --> 1:24:50.759 don't get I don't know what's weird, but something is weird. 1:24:51.200 --> 1:24:54.240 And she goes, oh, sorry, we're out of ice. I go, 1:24:54.439 --> 1:24:56.960 you're out of ice. It's the two ingredients I need 1:24:56.960 --> 1:24:58.960 in this concoc Like. I like the shake, Like that's 1:24:59.000 --> 1:24:59.600 what I'm here for. 1:25:00.160 --> 1:25:00.599 Like what? 1:25:01.520 --> 1:25:03.639 And I go, I get if I got other food, 1:25:03.680 --> 1:25:05.000 but I only came. 1:25:04.800 --> 1:25:06.840 To get this. It seems wild not to tell me. 1:25:06.880 --> 1:25:11.800 So she gave me two toys, but that is well. 1:25:11.880 --> 1:25:12.599 I do that all the time. 1:25:12.600 --> 1:25:14.880 If I'm hungover, I go through McDonald's drive through for 1:25:15.360 --> 1:25:18.160 a fry and a big ass fountain coke. 1:25:18.400 --> 1:25:19.200 I love that. 1:25:19.479 --> 1:25:21.600 This is like full deja vous, where we've had this 1:25:21.640 --> 1:25:25.559 conversation eighteen hundred times, like I don't know, like that way, 1:25:25.560 --> 1:25:27.479 I feel like I've been here. I've been sitting here, 1:25:27.479 --> 1:25:29.479 which means we didn't even have it that long. Ago 1:25:29.680 --> 1:25:34.719 because it all seems familiar to me. But yeah, I'm 1:25:34.760 --> 1:25:38.280 a big McDonald's fan. I don't know what to say, 1:25:38.680 --> 1:25:41.479 but I know the harms associated with eating it, you 1:25:41.520 --> 1:25:45.639 know what I mean? Like, I don't think it's healthy. 1:25:46.439 --> 1:25:49.280 And that's kind of how we you know, why this 1:25:49.600 --> 1:25:52.639 we stumble onto this? So two teens? Did I already 1:25:52.640 --> 1:25:56.960 say their names? No, Yaslin brad not even one back. 1:25:57.000 --> 1:25:59.400 Get I just went on a monologue how I love 1:25:59.479 --> 1:26:06.160 McDonald this giant corporation. Okay, Jaslin Bradley and Ashley Pellman 1:26:06.800 --> 1:26:10.400 contended that they became obese while frequenting to McDonald's. 1:26:10.520 --> 1:26:11.240 In the Bronx. 1:26:12.080 --> 1:26:15.880 They basically claimed that McDonald's did not provide sufficient information 1:26:15.960 --> 1:26:20.040 about the health risk linked to its meals. Jaslin loved 1:26:20.080 --> 1:26:22.400 to supersize her meals, and she did a m This 1:26:22.479 --> 1:26:24.479 was before supersize me because then there was no more 1:26:24.479 --> 1:26:27.160 of that. They really shut that down, But I wonder 1:26:27.160 --> 1:26:28.280 if they just made everything bigger. 1:26:28.280 --> 1:26:28.719 Anyways. 1:26:28.760 --> 1:26:31.639 Anyways, Okay, and he just passed away recently? Oh really, 1:26:31.680 --> 1:26:34.439 Morgan Spring Yeah, like like two weeks ago. 1:26:34.680 --> 1:26:39.960 Yeah, I mean McDonald's is that movie was huge? Yeah? 1:26:38.680 --> 1:26:40.800 Why you didn't see it? 1:26:41.160 --> 1:26:41.360 No? 1:26:41.800 --> 1:26:43.920 That's so wild, and as a vegetarian, I find that 1:26:44.280 --> 1:26:46.640 strange to you. I feel like I would have. I 1:26:46.760 --> 1:26:47.880 just never got a chance. 1:26:48.720 --> 1:26:51.000 It seemed like, well I was also really young, so 1:26:51.040 --> 1:26:54.080 maybe things did exist like I but when I saw it, 1:26:54.120 --> 1:26:56.479 I was like, oh, first of its kind. This doc 1:26:56.720 --> 1:26:59.439 just like blew the lid. He put his body through 1:26:59.439 --> 1:27:00.920 this thing. I don't know, it seemed like. 1:27:01.120 --> 1:27:05.120 Yeah, no, for sure, I would say bockative at the time. 1:27:05.840 --> 1:27:09.080 If you think about like a documentarian that people know 1:27:09.120 --> 1:27:11.679 who that is, it's like Michael Moore and Morgan's Burtlock 1:27:11.800 --> 1:27:14.920 like name brand, you know, like he name brand. 1:27:15.160 --> 1:27:17.840 You know. It was huge. It was a huge doc. 1:27:18.479 --> 1:27:20.200 Yeah, I can't believe you didn't. But I guess maybe 1:27:20.240 --> 1:27:25.040 you're ready not really associated with MCDI yeah, yeah, But 1:27:25.400 --> 1:27:29.040 I wonder what the hold up is for the plants, 1:27:29.080 --> 1:27:29.439 like what. 1:27:29.640 --> 1:27:32.160 Because they released it in LA at a couple of places, 1:27:32.160 --> 1:27:33.519 but they were like in Long Beach. 1:27:33.560 --> 1:27:35.920 They were so far away, and I was like, what's 1:27:35.960 --> 1:27:37.280 going on? But I don't know. 1:27:37.320 --> 1:27:39.840 Maybe the impossibles like not even making Burger King money. 1:27:39.840 --> 1:27:41.280 But I'll tell you, I go to Burger King Moore 1:27:41.280 --> 1:27:42.920 because I can get impossible burgers. 1:27:42.640 --> 1:27:46.519 There, even though I like the fries better at McDonald's. Oh, 1:27:46.560 --> 1:27:50.280 but it is exclusive. Yeah. 1:27:50.360 --> 1:27:55.640 The mic plant was discontinued in twenty twenty two, so 1:27:55.840 --> 1:27:56.919 I don't think there's. 1:27:56.720 --> 1:27:58.360 Going to be They're not even doing it. 1:27:58.560 --> 1:28:01.360 Yeah, they were doing some try, but I I think 1:28:01.360 --> 1:28:02.719 it's happening at all. 1:28:03.280 --> 1:28:05.879 It's weird because they probably can't use impossible maybe beyond's 1:28:05.880 --> 1:28:08.519 not good or like they can't make, but food scientists 1:28:08.520 --> 1:28:11.759 can do anything like I don't. 1:28:12.560 --> 1:28:15.640 Yeah, it's confusing for sure. Yeah. 1:28:15.800 --> 1:28:17.639 Do you remember they had those salads in a shaker 1:28:17.680 --> 1:28:20.439 cup with like the dome lid. Yes, I miss I 1:28:20.840 --> 1:28:22.600 was too young to'll be like, oh I want that, 1:28:22.720 --> 1:28:25.639 but right now, like I would love a shaker salad, 1:28:25.680 --> 1:28:28.600 are you out? Like I can't even imagine. I'd be 1:28:28.640 --> 1:28:31.240 so happy. Yeah, yeah, a little salad on the go 1:28:32.760 --> 1:28:34.960 in a content like I would love to shake that 1:28:35.040 --> 1:28:35.799 cup of salad. 1:28:36.880 --> 1:28:38.679 All right, tell me about these girls. 1:28:38.880 --> 1:28:41.720 So Jaslyne she did a McMuffin in the morning and 1:28:41.720 --> 1:28:44.080 then a big macmeal with an apple pie in the evening, 1:28:44.760 --> 1:28:47.680 which the New York Times called the standard operating procedure. 1:28:48.240 --> 1:28:51.439 And then Ashley Pellman was more of a happy meal 1:28:51.479 --> 1:28:54.000 girl because she really liked the prizes, and they were 1:28:54.040 --> 1:28:58.240 around nineteen and fourteen during this time, Like obviously the 1:28:58.320 --> 1:29:01.960 lawsuit lasted longer so around this So then the two 1:29:02.000 --> 1:29:05.840 teens decided to sue McDonald's corporate and the two Bronx franchises. 1:29:06.560 --> 1:29:09.280 Their lawyer, Samuel Hirsch, took this case on with the 1:29:09.360 --> 1:29:11.920 desire then to make it a class action for all 1:29:12.000 --> 1:29:15.120 children under the age of eighteen in NYC who have 1:29:15.160 --> 1:29:19.720 had health problems from McDonald's. And he like this was 1:29:19.720 --> 1:29:22.800 his passion, Like he was very into this. He had 1:29:22.880 --> 1:29:28.160 other kids, like he really wanted this. Wow, he was 1:29:28.800 --> 1:29:33.080 he just like was anti McDonald's fast food and tried 1:29:33.080 --> 1:29:35.320 to get kids that like didn't have the knowledge. And 1:29:35.360 --> 1:29:40.799 he's just like passionate. But of course, like, honey, it's America. 1:29:40.880 --> 1:29:44.360 We're run by corporate you know what I mean, what 1:29:44.439 --> 1:29:47.960 are you talking about? Like, I feel cigarettes, it took 1:29:48.080 --> 1:29:52.200 decades to get any sort of movement. Now it's pretty 1:29:52.240 --> 1:29:54.880 you know, commercials, none of that anyways, So and then 1:29:54.920 --> 1:29:58.000 the company's lawyers are like are you kidding me? They're 1:29:58.040 --> 1:30:00.799 like everyone knows what it means to eat a fries. 1:30:00.960 --> 1:30:03.759 They're like, no, one is confused what we're doing here. 1:30:04.320 --> 1:30:07.720 But Bradley's father, Israel, said he never saw any nutritional 1:30:07.720 --> 1:30:11.080 info or ingredients at the restaurant, and in an AffA David, 1:30:11.120 --> 1:30:13.880 he wrote, in quotes, I always believe McDonald's was healthy 1:30:13.880 --> 1:30:14.639 for my children. 1:30:15.520 --> 1:30:15.960 Wow. 1:30:16.120 --> 1:30:20.120 So then hersh's like, hello, they spend a billion dollars 1:30:20.160 --> 1:30:23.439 in advertising two kids in quotes, young individuals are not 1:30:23.520 --> 1:30:25.800 in a position to make a choice after the onslaught 1:30:25.800 --> 1:30:29.639 of advertising and promotions that is in the New York Times. 1:30:30.120 --> 1:30:32.360 And then the McDonald's spokesperson. 1:30:32.160 --> 1:30:35.360 Walk Riiker went too far, I think, and he said, 1:30:37.200 --> 1:30:39.520 no one cares more about kids than McDonald's. 1:30:44.840 --> 1:30:48.040 It seems insane, it is, it really is. 1:30:50.120 --> 1:30:53.040 So that's you know, but I bet you the NFL 1:30:53.080 --> 1:30:55.080 has been like, no one cares more about our players 1:30:55.080 --> 1:30:55.799 than the NFL. 1:30:55.840 --> 1:30:59.160 It's like you, no, like they're all at the all FCT. 1:31:01.120 --> 1:31:05.639 Yeah, no one cares more about kids than McDonald's. Okay, 1:31:05.720 --> 1:31:09.040 So Riker claims that McDonald's makes nutritional info known on 1:31:09.080 --> 1:31:12.960 the website, brochures and posters, and then the New York Times, 1:31:12.960 --> 1:31:16.120 though at the time at this time did visit for 1:31:16.200 --> 1:31:20.280 the article. One of these locations on Bruckner Boulevard, and 1:31:20.760 --> 1:31:22.800 which was one of the two named in the lawsuit, 1:31:23.439 --> 1:31:25.800 and so, and then the listing of ingredients in the 1:31:25.840 --> 1:31:28.479 food could not be found at all. And then the 1:31:28.520 --> 1:31:30.360 other location, by the way, if you want to make 1:31:30.360 --> 1:31:34.080 a pilgrimage, is twenty six thirty Jerome Avenue. 1:31:34.400 --> 1:31:35.240 So that's that. 1:31:35.680 --> 1:31:38.559 And then January twenty second, two thousand and three, a 1:31:38.640 --> 1:31:40.639 Manhattan judge he threw this all out. 1:31:41.240 --> 1:31:43.240 He was like, are you out of your mind? Yeah? 1:31:43.280 --> 1:31:46.720 I mean he he was like, come on, and he 1:31:46.800 --> 1:31:50.000 declared people are responsible for what they eat, and that 1:31:50.080 --> 1:31:54.040 the teenager's complaints could spawn thousands of mclawsuits in quote 1:31:54.040 --> 1:31:55.280 if they are upheld. 1:31:55.680 --> 1:31:57.280 So the judge, Robert W. 1:31:57.400 --> 1:32:00.200 Sweet He wrote that there can't be legal consequences to 1:32:00.280 --> 1:32:04.759 hamburger consumption unless the consumers are unaware of the dangers 1:32:04.800 --> 1:32:08.120 of eating such food. He said he dismissed the suit 1:32:08.160 --> 1:32:12.280 because plaintiffs they failed to show that McDonald's engaged in 1:32:12.320 --> 1:32:16.880 deceptive practices and that the consumers had inadequate access to 1:32:16.920 --> 1:32:20.960 information about McDonald's products. And so his comparison is to asbestos. 1:32:20.960 --> 1:32:24.960 He's like, nobody knew the dangers of asbesos until decades later. 1:32:25.800 --> 1:32:29.120 That's a different than burger and fries have fat in it. 1:32:30.080 --> 1:32:30.960 Yeah. 1:32:31.160 --> 1:32:34.040 So and at the end of the day, the problem 1:32:34.320 --> 1:32:38.240 is more that our government allows us to eat poison. 1:32:39.160 --> 1:32:40.080 Like that's what I mean. 1:32:40.400 --> 1:32:43.880 The bigger problem is why are we eating bad things 1:32:43.880 --> 1:32:48.479 with bad Like other countries have better food laws, yes, 1:32:48.920 --> 1:32:51.880 and they also have McDonald's, but they're not suffering the 1:32:51.880 --> 1:32:53.040 same problems as us. 1:32:53.840 --> 1:32:54.959 Yeah, And. 1:32:56.600 --> 1:32:59.000 Like it's a similar thing with like high fructose corn syrup, 1:32:59.080 --> 1:33:01.760 like other countries don't use that, Like but. 1:33:02.640 --> 1:33:03.000 I don't know. 1:33:03.040 --> 1:33:05.519 It's like everybody, Yes, everybody knows a brogram for ies 1:33:05.560 --> 1:33:08.920 have fat. But it's almost like there's so many things 1:33:08.920 --> 1:33:10.680 that are up there that are like, hey, alcohol, if 1:33:10.680 --> 1:33:13.040 you're pregnant, alcohol is bad for your baby. It's like 1:33:13.080 --> 1:33:15.360 why would we not do something like that, Like that's 1:33:15.479 --> 1:33:18.920 all kinds of places. There's like elevators and shit where 1:33:18.920 --> 1:33:20.839 it will just say like by the way, this premises 1:33:20.960 --> 1:33:24.880 might have X like chemical and if you're pregnant, that's 1:33:24.880 --> 1:33:27.080 not great for it. Like that shit's everywhere, So I 1:33:27.080 --> 1:33:29.040 don't know why it would There wouldn't be like disclaimers 1:33:29.040 --> 1:33:29.400 that are. 1:33:29.320 --> 1:33:30.600 Like they do calories. 1:33:30.640 --> 1:33:32.920 Now, yes, now they do calories, but it's like eating 1:33:32.920 --> 1:33:34.800 this once in a while or once a week is 1:33:34.840 --> 1:33:37.200 not even that bad once, but doing it as your 1:33:37.240 --> 1:33:40.000 meal every day, that was like what Morgan Spurlock was 1:33:40.040 --> 1:33:42.559 trying to prove. It's like the consumption of it as 1:33:42.600 --> 1:33:46.559 your constant full men, like full diet is what's also bad, 1:33:46.880 --> 1:33:47.080 you know. 1:33:47.160 --> 1:33:51.000 But I also understand, like if you're a teen who 1:33:51.080 --> 1:33:52.960 wasn't taught it, like if you just don't know and 1:33:53.040 --> 1:33:54.720 your parents don't know, then you don't know. 1:33:55.320 --> 1:33:58.360 And I think it's hard for people to grasp that. 1:33:59.200 --> 1:34:01.000 I went to college and I was not drinking a 1:34:01.120 --> 1:34:04.559 drop of water. I was drinking Snapple raspberry Snapple iced 1:34:04.600 --> 1:34:07.840 teas six a day. Maybe like I should not have 1:34:07.880 --> 1:34:10.320 been doing that, Like nobody told me, like, oh, by 1:34:10.360 --> 1:34:11.480 the way, drinking. 1:34:11.200 --> 1:34:12.960 Juice, like basically juice. 1:34:13.000 --> 1:34:16.040 It was like equivalent is like so sugary, that's so 1:34:16.200 --> 1:34:18.240 bad for you. And then finally, like when I figured 1:34:18.240 --> 1:34:20.200 it out, I was like, oh fuck, I should just 1:34:20.200 --> 1:34:21.760 be having like one of these. 1:34:21.640 --> 1:34:24.840 A day, maybe, you know, Like it's just you just 1:34:24.880 --> 1:34:25.600 don't always know. 1:34:25.880 --> 1:34:28.720 And I don't think in general, our education system talks 1:34:28.800 --> 1:34:31.360 enough about like nutrition and health because the food pyramid 1:34:31.400 --> 1:34:33.400 we've talked about this is like bullshit too, right. 1:34:33.760 --> 1:34:35.960 Well, I think they've I think they've admitted that. I 1:34:35.960 --> 1:34:39.040 think they said, whoopsie, maybe not eleven servings of bread 1:34:39.040 --> 1:34:39.599 a day. 1:34:39.720 --> 1:34:44.400 Right, bread and dairy on the bottom, bitch, damn. 1:34:44.880 --> 1:34:47.519 I mean, it's so interesting being a kid because we 1:34:47.600 --> 1:34:51.479 took a field trip to the local grocery store, jewel, 1:34:51.560 --> 1:34:54.839 what's up the time of my life? Like I truly 1:34:54.920 --> 1:35:00.639 remember that field trip being like amazing, so just cute. Okay, yeah, 1:34:59.720 --> 1:35:02.640 So but this judge was eighty and he had a 1:35:02.640 --> 1:35:06.040 lot of zingers, and so the New York Times is like, 1:35:06.080 --> 1:35:08.160 you know, he was around before McDonald's was ever a 1:35:08.160 --> 1:35:10.360 big part of the culture, so he just wasn't having 1:35:10.400 --> 1:35:14.320 it like very I mean, he's eighty, we I don't know. 1:35:14.400 --> 1:35:17.760 So he at one point called McNuggets he goes are 1:35:17.800 --> 1:35:22.320 a Mcfrankenstein creation of various elements not utilized by the 1:35:22.320 --> 1:35:22.960 home cook. 1:35:23.560 --> 1:35:24.599 And I kind of like that. 1:35:25.200 --> 1:35:27.880 And then others, like several other suits began to pop 1:35:27.960 --> 1:35:30.400 up during this time, but this one actually made it 1:35:30.439 --> 1:35:32.679 the furthest in the court system of any others, which 1:35:32.720 --> 1:35:35.599 and then it was thrown out and then after this case, 1:35:36.439 --> 1:35:40.000 now at least twenty six states have common sense consumption laws. 1:35:40.000 --> 1:35:42.640 And again it's like we're protecting these corporations, which I 1:35:42.680 --> 1:35:45.200 do think is bad and I think our quality of 1:35:45.240 --> 1:35:48.439 food should be better and we should have Europe's laws 1:35:48.439 --> 1:35:52.920 of like chemicals and bad stuff. And then it's also 1:35:52.960 --> 1:35:56.280 known as the cheeseburger law. So and this is only 1:35:56.320 --> 1:36:00.360 made me want McDonald's. So that's kind of tough for everybody. 1:36:00.360 --> 1:36:01.960 Guess I know where you're going right now? 1:36:02.720 --> 1:36:04.479 No, no, no, no, you know what I'm gonna do. I'm 1:36:04.479 --> 1:36:07.920 gonna hit up that ten dollars Noki. I think, yes, baby, 1:36:09.560 --> 1:36:10.240 all right. 1:36:10.080 --> 1:36:11.200 Well, sorry to tell. 1:36:11.320 --> 1:36:13.000 I feel like I keep giving clues to where I 1:36:13.000 --> 1:36:15.080 live and I have to stop, like people are gonna 1:36:15.200 --> 1:36:16.439 zero in on what's going on. 1:36:16.479 --> 1:36:17.040 I don't think. 1:36:16.920 --> 1:36:19.439 Everybody's gonna track you down via ten dollars, Joki. That 1:36:19.439 --> 1:36:22.519 would be crazy. There's gotta be a few places in 1:36:22.560 --> 1:36:26.120 the city that offer that. But that was a great 1:36:26.120 --> 1:36:28.639 thank you for telling us about that lawsuit. I knew 1:36:28.680 --> 1:36:30.439 about the hot coffee lawsuit, but I don't know if 1:36:30.439 --> 1:36:32.840 I knew that anybody had ever done it. For the 1:36:32.880 --> 1:36:33.920 actual food. 1:36:34.000 --> 1:36:36.000 Well, the hot Coffee one. There's a whole doc about 1:36:36.040 --> 1:36:38.200 about it, and it's actually like the girls got fucked 1:36:38.240 --> 1:36:41.240 over huge. Sorry I didn't cover that. I really didn't. 1:36:41.280 --> 1:36:44.639 You know, it's like that's the same. Yeah, But let's 1:36:44.640 --> 1:36:47.559 get into our post mortem. No guests today, baby, just 1:36:47.600 --> 1:36:48.519 more of our thoughts. 1:36:52.120 --> 1:36:53.320 All right, let's. 1:36:53.040 --> 1:36:56.480 Get into our post mortem for this episode. 1:36:56.960 --> 1:36:59.360 I mean it is lucky we're doing back to back. Really, 1:36:59.439 --> 1:37:00.960 I mean she did to get assaulted. I was like, 1:37:01.000 --> 1:37:03.400 you know, from Shadow to Fat or really on a 1:37:03.439 --> 1:37:04.000 fun roll. 1:37:04.080 --> 1:37:09.400 But there's brutal crimes, there's zaf yes, but it is wild. 1:37:09.960 --> 1:37:10.080 Uh. 1:37:10.680 --> 1:37:14.839 And that the reveal at the end of this episode 1:37:14.920 --> 1:37:19.040 is truly insane, Like just the doctrine photos of Rooney 1:37:19.080 --> 1:37:24.360 Mara from her specialty obesity school that she was hidden 1:37:24.360 --> 1:37:26.280 away at is insane. 1:37:26.520 --> 1:37:27.080 Uh. 1:37:27.400 --> 1:37:29.640 But but it does sound she'll never be able to 1:37:29.640 --> 1:37:32.120 play piano. I don't think again like her the fingers 1:37:32.160 --> 1:37:37.120 are sure sure? I mean, wait, have you other sen 1:37:37.640 --> 1:37:39.879 I probably have brought it up on this fucking podcast. 1:37:39.920 --> 1:37:41.960 I really gotta get a memory in a life. 1:37:41.960 --> 1:37:45.120 But do you know that Allison Williams movie with the violin, 1:37:45.280 --> 1:37:46.840 the cello and oh, yeah. 1:37:47.240 --> 1:37:51.160 I saw a commercial for it and I couldn't watch it. Okay, no, 1:37:51.160 --> 1:37:55.120 no crazy. In the commercial there's something moving underneath the skin, 1:37:55.240 --> 1:37:57.400 and that's a deal breaker for me, Like anything that's 1:37:57.439 --> 1:37:59.120 like wiggling underneath your skin. 1:37:59.200 --> 1:37:59.519 I can't. 1:37:59.520 --> 1:38:01.559 I cannot watch it, Like it makes me want to die. 1:38:02.160 --> 1:38:05.760 The Perfectation, that's cool, Yeah, the perfect Perfection. Yeah, she 1:38:05.800 --> 1:38:09.280 would be good for cinematrix. Sorry, yeah, I mean she's 1:38:09.320 --> 1:38:11.280 a little scream queen herself, to be honest. 1:38:11.360 --> 1:38:14.000 Wait, guess who's in that. Guess who's in The Perfection? 1:38:14.680 --> 1:38:19.280 Friend of the Pod, Stephen Weber. Oh so maybe, I 1:38:20.479 --> 1:38:24.400 mean step It's a crazy movie, but I get the 1:38:24.560 --> 1:38:26.160 I get the like maggot skin. 1:38:26.560 --> 1:38:27.360 There's another thing. 1:38:27.439 --> 1:38:30.679 Is it insidious where there's bugs crawling in a face? 1:38:31.160 --> 1:38:33.840 Or is it just a well there's a there's something 1:38:33.920 --> 1:38:36.040 like that and long legs. I close my eyes. But 1:38:36.439 --> 1:38:40.920 bug movie, Yeah, two thousand and six, I remember. Yeah, hmm, Well, 1:38:42.000 --> 1:38:45.559 I was gonna say there was a preview for another 1:38:45.680 --> 1:38:46.799 movie that's. 1:38:46.760 --> 1:38:49.040 Very M Threegan as I call it. 1:38:49.640 --> 1:38:52.439 That's from the same producers, I believe as M Threegan 1:38:52.640 --> 1:38:56.719 about like Ai and like Alexa kind of like coming, 1:38:57.000 --> 1:39:02.120 like coming alive and it looks creepy and oh. 1:39:01.400 --> 1:39:03.080 There's a movie. Hold on, We're going to get into 1:39:03.080 --> 1:39:06.080 the post mortem of this. Hold on. Have you heard 1:39:06.080 --> 1:39:06.839 of this movie? 1:39:08.680 --> 1:39:13.000 It's got Demi Moore and Margaret Qually and it's called 1:39:13.040 --> 1:39:19.160 The Substance No Never, And it looks freaky and like 1:39:19.439 --> 1:39:22.479 right up our alley, Like, I think we're gonna have 1:39:22.560 --> 1:39:23.960 to see it. And when you see Long Legs, I 1:39:24.000 --> 1:39:26.760 bet it will play as a preview. But I had 1:39:26.800 --> 1:39:30.160 seen just like a post about it on Instagram and 1:39:30.360 --> 1:39:31.840 read the little blurb and was like. 1:39:31.760 --> 1:39:34.360 Oh, this is this is good. This is good. 1:39:34.400 --> 1:39:37.559 It's like about it's like about, oh it's coming out 1:39:37.600 --> 1:39:39.800 on my birthday, it's coming out on September twentieth. But 1:39:39.880 --> 1:39:43.800 it's like about women and aging and stuff like that. 1:39:44.080 --> 1:39:45.479 Do you want me to read the log line? 1:39:45.880 --> 1:39:49.040 A fading celebrity decides to use a black market drug, 1:39:49.400 --> 1:39:52.760 a cell replicating substance that temporarily creates a younger, better 1:39:52.920 --> 1:39:53.799 version of herself. 1:39:53.920 --> 1:39:56.680 That doesn't sound like a good idea at all. No, 1:39:56.760 --> 1:39:59.200 But the movie looks. No, the movie looks incredible. 1:39:59.200 --> 1:40:01.479 But it's like, yeah, if you're creating a younger version 1:40:01.479 --> 1:40:05.760 of yourself, it will attack you. I'm making leaps, but yeah, 1:40:05.840 --> 1:40:10.840 it's never science will attack you. Yeah yeah, yeah, wait 1:40:10.880 --> 1:40:12.200 this looks so good. 1:40:12.479 --> 1:40:15.880 Okay, yeah, I'm like subsence. That's on my fall list. 1:40:16.280 --> 1:40:21.080 You know, she's she's a NEPO that really keeps it, 1:40:21.240 --> 1:40:22.760 keeps it, has it going on? 1:40:22.920 --> 1:40:24.360 Is that something to say? Yeah? 1:40:24.479 --> 1:40:26.800 And I like, I do like a NEPO that uh 1:40:28.120 --> 1:40:29.560 has a different last name. I think a lot of 1:40:29.560 --> 1:40:33.800 people don't know, don't even know, you know, well those 1:40:33.840 --> 1:40:36.400 who know, no, that's yeah. I mean you know, look, 1:40:36.439 --> 1:40:39.519 you're a Maaya hawk. Jack Quaid also came forward and said, 1:40:39.560 --> 1:40:42.439 I'm a NEPO. I didn't know Dennis Quaid was right wing. 1:40:43.080 --> 1:40:45.640 I just found that out. I just like him, like 1:40:45.800 --> 1:40:48.800 he was so inner space, like he was so cute young, 1:40:48.960 --> 1:40:51.240 and now he's like an old guy married he's been 1:40:51.240 --> 1:40:53.360 married four times, but he's like, this one's the one, 1:40:53.479 --> 1:40:55.840 the the one that's the age of your children is 1:40:55.880 --> 1:40:56.280 the one. 1:40:56.520 --> 1:40:58.799 Uh. And then I and then when. 1:40:58.600 --> 1:41:00.920 That ad he was in a movie that had an 1:41:00.920 --> 1:41:04.439 add on for at the Long Legs and Jared just 1:41:04.520 --> 1:41:05.920 lean over goes you know he's right wing, and I 1:41:05.960 --> 1:41:07.959 was like, I didn't know that I wish I didn't. 1:41:07.760 --> 1:41:13.519 Know, But anyway, this episode is wild. I don't know. 1:41:13.720 --> 1:41:16.519 There's no lessons here in this episode. Don't be mad 1:41:16.560 --> 1:41:18.639 at people who are overweight, don't be mad at people 1:41:18.680 --> 1:41:21.000 who have brown hair. I mean it's like there's you 1:41:21.040 --> 1:41:23.640 can't hate people for for no fucking reason. It's like 1:41:23.680 --> 1:41:25.639 that's the that's the moral of this episode. 1:41:25.640 --> 1:41:26.080 I don't know. 1:41:26.600 --> 1:41:29.519 Well, and stop projecting, you know. Yeah, it's like these 1:41:29.560 --> 1:41:31.840 are your own issues. Let these people live. It's like 1:41:32.080 --> 1:41:34.439 you think this guy has it too good. He's missing 1:41:34.439 --> 1:41:36.719 a foot, you know what I mean, like, leave him alone. 1:41:36.760 --> 1:41:42.400 I don't I don't understand attacking someone that's like it struggling, Yeah, 1:41:42.439 --> 1:41:44.760 already struggling. If you want to go pick on some 1:41:44.840 --> 1:41:47.360 don't pick on anyone. But if you're gonna pick on someone, 1:41:48.040 --> 1:41:50.280 make sure they have everything going for them first. 1:41:50.920 --> 1:41:51.760 Yeah, exactly. 1:41:52.120 --> 1:41:54.439 And I'm glad they got the footage of her stealing 1:41:54.479 --> 1:41:56.439 that hack, cause she was trying to act like such 1:41:56.479 --> 1:41:59.120 a little such a little cutie. 1:41:59.400 --> 1:42:00.840 Well, you know, I was singing while we were talking 1:42:00.840 --> 1:42:02.679 about the right wing. There was like a comic once 1:42:02.800 --> 1:42:05.400 and he goes, you know, if Handmaid's tail was real, 1:42:05.600 --> 1:42:07.360 like I wonder if i'd be a good guy. 1:42:07.439 --> 1:42:08.840 I've told you about this, and then I. 1:42:08.840 --> 1:42:11.120 Was like, you absolutely would not, And he was shocked 1:42:11.200 --> 1:42:14.200 by this answer, and I'm like, you would not put 1:42:14.200 --> 1:42:16.360 your life on the line for women's rights, Like, stop 1:42:16.439 --> 1:42:18.160 pretending you would fight the system. 1:42:18.560 --> 1:42:20.320 And I kind of want to message him now and be. 1:42:20.320 --> 1:42:23.000 Like, you know, it's time to start your handmaiden's tale, 1:42:23.000 --> 1:42:25.519 good guy journey, babe, right right? 1:42:25.680 --> 1:42:27.320 Are you time to really stand up? 1:42:27.400 --> 1:42:29.240 Like I kind of want to, you know, message him, 1:42:29.320 --> 1:42:31.719 be like, you know, time is about to start kicking 1:42:31.840 --> 1:42:34.639 for you to really prove what. 1:42:34.520 --> 1:42:36.160 A total what a guy you are. 1:42:36.200 --> 1:42:39.519 You know you gotta help your Yeah, he married someone 1:42:39.520 --> 1:42:42.040 that was I think twenty five years younger than him. 1:42:42.680 --> 1:42:46.160 Oh baby, and then we do jokes about her acting 1:42:46.240 --> 1:42:50.000 crazy and it's like, oh, you don't relate to this girl. 1:42:50.479 --> 1:42:52.240 Oh she's acting immature. Interesting? 1:42:52.320 --> 1:42:56.240 Yeah yeah, yeah interesting? Oh who could have called that interesting? 1:42:56.360 --> 1:42:56.519 Oh? 1:42:56.680 --> 1:43:00.679 Also, update to my gay husband, he wrote, and I'll 1:43:00.720 --> 1:43:03.760 iron our clothes and bags, so you know. 1:43:03.760 --> 1:43:07.640 There will not be a crinkled tell far strap to 1:43:07.680 --> 1:43:08.800 be found in that home. 1:43:08.920 --> 1:43:10.519 There will not there will not. 1:43:11.240 --> 1:43:13.720 Every there will be a full telfar closet in that 1:43:13.800 --> 1:43:17.439 home with separate sides his and hers tell far sides 1:43:17.439 --> 1:43:21.160 of the closet, because that would be America that I 1:43:21.240 --> 1:43:23.680 want to live in. We do have so many telfars 1:43:23.680 --> 1:43:27.600 between us. I would say, you sure do, you sure do, 1:43:27.920 --> 1:43:29.080 but I'm on a freeze. 1:43:29.080 --> 1:43:30.120 I'm on a freeze. 1:43:30.560 --> 1:43:33.400 Well, now that we know also that that little Liberty uh, 1:43:33.920 --> 1:43:36.599 the Liberty mascot carries a little tell far I mean 1:43:36.960 --> 1:43:38.360 it so cute bait. 1:43:38.439 --> 1:43:41.400 Well, yeah, little for little to her proportions. 1:43:42.120 --> 1:43:45.840 Okay, let's move on to our what would Sister Peg 1:43:45.920 --> 1:43:48.519 do for this week? That's our weekly segment where we 1:43:48.600 --> 1:43:51.639 direct you towards an organization, an article, a book, something 1:43:51.680 --> 1:43:52.839 to give you more info about. 1:43:52.600 --> 1:43:53.519 What we talked about today. 1:43:53.880 --> 1:43:56.080 And today we wanted to point you to a page 1:43:56.160 --> 1:44:00.439 on World Obesity dot org that covers ending weight stigma. 1:44:00.600 --> 1:44:04.320 Weight stigma refers to the discriminatory acts and ideologies targeted 1:44:04.320 --> 1:44:07.800 towards individuals because of their weight and size, and it 1:44:07.880 --> 1:44:10.280 is the result of weight bias. There are so many latent, 1:44:10.280 --> 1:44:12.800 stigmatizing beliefs about people with obesit that you can have 1:44:12.920 --> 1:44:15.759 weight bias without even realizing it. And this page lays 1:44:15.760 --> 1:44:18.280 out a lot of those untrue stereotypes and what drives 1:44:18.280 --> 1:44:21.200 that stigma. 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