Speaker 1: Jubiles dirty little Secret. Hello, oh hey, you have a
Speaker 1: dirty little secret.
Speaker 2: Yes I do, of course, sweet.
Speaker 1: What is it?
Speaker 3: So?
Speaker 2: When I was like about like like six, seven years old,
Speaker 2: I used to steal money from my mom a lot,
Speaker 2: and then I took a purse and I ended up
Speaker 2: finding a hundred dollars bill and I took it, and then, yes,
Speaker 2: I did, so I went to the liquid store to
Speaker 2: get me a little snack and then it was my
Speaker 2: first time getting cash back, and I'm like, oh crap.
Speaker 2: I got the money up, and then I came home afterwards,
Speaker 2: and then I had the money stacked in the bathroom
Speaker 2: and then I ended up forgetting that I left in there,
Speaker 2: and then and then it was gone, and I assume
Speaker 2: it was my mom that took it, and I can't
Speaker 2: tell her like, oh, where's my money? I should be thinking, yeah,
Speaker 2: and then should be thinking like what kind of seven
Speaker 2: year old boy would have money? You know? And then
Speaker 2: I can say anything because I would be grounded or
Speaker 2: whatever you call it.
Speaker 1: Right, son, she still has your money?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, this was like years ago. And then I couldn't,
Speaker 2: you know, just tell her, And then and then I
Speaker 2: end up stealing more money from her.
Speaker 3: She just laughs about it.
Speaker 2: I was like in elementary school at that day, and
Speaker 2: then there's always a books fair.
Speaker 3: You know those book fairs, man, they really just take
Speaker 3: a lot of money from me.
Speaker 1: That's the thing about book fairs. They contribute to childhood delinquency.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I used to love just buying things over there,
Speaker 2: and then I would like sneakily steal at the.
Speaker 1: Book fair, Like I would buy everything but books at
Speaker 1: the book fair. Do they have the book fairs all
Speaker 1: kinds of stuff, like cool racers, like fun little pens.
Speaker 3: Magic pens where it's like you could only it's like
Speaker 3: you couldn't see it unless you had a little light.
Speaker 3: The pen had the light on it, so you could
Speaker 3: like to write secret messages to your friends. Do those
Speaker 3: book fairs be taking money?
Speaker 1: You're saying you steal.
Speaker 2: From the book fair.
Speaker 1: Damn, I think I've never been to a book fair.
Speaker 2: So much fun.
Speaker 1: Well, thank you for your little.
Speaker 2: Secret, man, Yeah, thanks, of course.
Speaker 1: What's your dirty little secret?
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