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Speaker 1: Jubiles dirty little Secret. Hello, oh hey, you have a

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret.

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Speaker 2: Yes I do, of course, sweet.

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Speaker 1: What is it?

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Speaker 3: So?

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Speaker 2: When I was like about like like six, seven years old,

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Speaker 2: I used to steal money from my mom a lot,

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Speaker 2: and then I took a purse and I ended up

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Speaker 2: finding a hundred dollars bill and I took it, and then, yes,

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Speaker 2: I did, so I went to the liquid store to

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Speaker 2: get me a little snack and then it was my

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Speaker 2: first time getting cash back, and I'm like, oh crap.

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Speaker 2: I got the money up, and then I came home afterwards,

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Speaker 2: and then I had the money stacked in the bathroom

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Speaker 2: and then I ended up forgetting that I left in there,

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Speaker 2: and then and then it was gone, and I assume

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Speaker 2: it was my mom that took it, and I can't

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Speaker 2: tell her like, oh, where's my money? I should be thinking, yeah,

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Speaker 2: and then should be thinking like what kind of seven

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Speaker 2: year old boy would have money? You know? And then

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Speaker 2: I can say anything because I would be grounded or

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Speaker 2: whatever you call it.

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Speaker 1: Right, son, she still has your money?

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, this was like years ago. And then I couldn't,

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Speaker 2: you know, just tell her, And then and then I

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Speaker 2: end up stealing more money from her.

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Speaker 3: She just laughs about it.

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Speaker 2: I was like in elementary school at that day, and

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Speaker 2: then there's always a books fair.

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Speaker 3: You know those book fairs, man, they really just take

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Speaker 3: a lot of money from me.

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Speaker 1: That's the thing about book fairs. They contribute to childhood delinquency.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I used to love just buying things over there,

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Speaker 2: and then I would like sneakily steal at the.

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Speaker 1: Book fair, Like I would buy everything but books at

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Speaker 1: the book fair. Do they have the book fairs all

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Speaker 1: kinds of stuff, like cool racers, like fun little pens.

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Speaker 3: Magic pens where it's like you could only it's like

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Speaker 3: you couldn't see it unless you had a little light.

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Speaker 3: The pen had the light on it, so you could

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Speaker 3: like to write secret messages to your friends. Do those

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Speaker 3: book fairs be taking money?

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Speaker 1: You're saying you steal.

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Speaker 2: From the book fair.

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Speaker 1: Damn, I think I've never been to a book fair.

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Speaker 2: So much fun.

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Speaker 1: Well, thank you for your little.

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Speaker 2: Secret, man, Yeah, thanks, of course.

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Speaker 1: What's your dirty little secret?

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Speaker 3: Text? Shoebol to four one oh six one