Speaker 1: Charlet Mayne say the game don't get you a donkey
Speaker 1: today does not discriminate. I might not have the song
Speaker 1: of today, but I got to donkey that I feel
Speaker 1: I need to be a donkey man, practice club, bitch, plea,
Speaker 1: just don't give today today. Wow. Donkey of the Day
Speaker 1: for Friday, July first goes to a man named Lawrence Martin.
Speaker 1: I don't know where Lawrence Martin is from, but he
Speaker 1: was traveling on a Southwest Airlines flight from Detroit to Denver. Oh,
Speaker 1: good old Southwest. I know the name of that airline
Speaker 1: sounds like the name of one of Kim and Kanye's kids,
Speaker 1: but it's not. It is an airline along with Spirit
Speaker 1: that I refused to travel, simply because my experiences with
Speaker 1: both airlines have not been pleasant. Now, I haven't flown
Speaker 1: Southwest in a long time, so maybe things have changed.
Speaker 1: But back in my day, okay, a little over a
Speaker 1: decade ago, I flew Southwest Airlines once and realized they
Speaker 1: weren't for me. Okay, simply because I need a sign seating,
Speaker 1: all right. I don't know who at Softwest Airlines came
Speaker 1: up with the bright idea of open seating, but I
Speaker 1: do not recommend. Okay. I don't know if they still
Speaker 1: do this, but once you get on board, you choose
Speaker 1: any available seat. No, no, no, okay, it's it's giving
Speaker 1: musical chairs and I don't got time for that. All right.
Speaker 1: When it comes to flights, humans us Homo sapiens need
Speaker 1: all the organization we can get. Okay, we need direction. Okay.
Speaker 1: You can't just put us somewhere and say figure it out. Okay.
Speaker 1: Getting a seat on the Softwest Airlines flight in twenty
Speaker 1: twenty two, I can only imagine feels on a lot
Speaker 1: of levels, like a squid game challenge. All right. You
Speaker 1: can't just put us on a flight and say every man, woman,
Speaker 1: and day for themselves. Okay, that was my experience. If
Speaker 1: things have changed, God bless, but Southwest is not my
Speaker 1: couple to kill it now, This guy, Lawrence Martin decided
Speaker 1: either a Softwest Airlines doesn't have enough in flight entertainment
Speaker 1: RB he doesn't approve a Southwest Airline snack selection, so
Speaker 1: he decided to show the plane what they should eat. Okay,
Speaker 1: because this man Lawrence Martin, this past Saturday, while traveling
Speaker 1: on a flight from Detroit to Denver, from d to
Speaker 1: D decided to share his D with the plane. What
Speaker 1: do you mean, uncle shla, He decided to share his
Speaker 1: D with the plane. You know what I'm talking about? Okay,
Speaker 1: that dudy, that deadly, that dang lang, that dankle, that dipstick,
Speaker 1: that dog bone, that donket cong depending on the size,
Speaker 1: this man, Lawrence Martin air dropped the photo of his
Speaker 1: penis that every possible device on the plane. You can't
Speaker 1: make this kind of stuff up. Okay, Lawrence Martin's in
Speaker 1: a picture of him receiving some slap it topic. Okay,
Speaker 1: a bj fallacio and it was sent in the middle
Speaker 1: of the flight that anyone with an Apple device in range,
Speaker 1: and yes, that included children, two of which was sitting
Speaker 1: directly behind him. Now, what is the protocol when a
Speaker 1: penis is air dropped the passengers on the flight? Well,
Speaker 1: flight attendants were quickly alerted by a woman who received
Speaker 1: and accepted the air drop requests. First of all, I
Speaker 1: don't accept anyone's air drop requests if I don't know them. Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't know why my phone even has that setting
Speaker 1: to receive everyone's air drops, but I've definitely been out
Speaker 1: and received one of those notifications. And I hit the nine.
Speaker 1: If I don't know you, I'm not accepting your damn
Speaker 1: air drop. Okay. And if you don't know me, why
Speaker 1: would you be air dropping me something? See the problem
Speaker 1: with some of y'all. You spent your whole life you
Speaker 1: listen to your uncle Charlat for a second. Y'all spent
Speaker 1: your whole life understanding you shouldn't talk to strangers. But
Speaker 1: now it was a dotes. All you do is practiced
Speaker 1: the bad habit of talking to strangers because of these
Speaker 1: damn smartphones. No stranger danger exists on all these social
Speaker 1: media platforms and in the former air drops, and I
Speaker 1: don't want no parts, okay, Stranger danger, stranger danger. Now.
Speaker 1: The woman who first dropped the dime on Large said
Speaker 1: she was seated near him when Kay saw his iPad
Speaker 1: had air drop open and knew it was him immediately.
Speaker 1: When confronted by a flight attendant, Lawrence apologized and said
Speaker 1: he was just having a little fun. First of all,
Speaker 1: in regards the ones penis, don't ever refer to anything
Speaker 1: having to do with your penis as a little fun. Okay,
Speaker 1: We over here having big fun, like Vanessa Hostable and
Speaker 1: her friends did when they went to go see the wretched. Okay,
Speaker 1: all the young old gis get that reference immediately for
Speaker 1: you kids, Season six, episode twenty two Cosby Show, Thank
Speaker 1: me later, Lawrence, your idea of fun is to let
Speaker 1: your little Harry Canary, your little love muscle, your little
Speaker 1: pink cigar just be air dropped in random people on
Speaker 1: the plane. Now, when I was growing up in the
Speaker 1: nineteen hundreds, we had something we called the black eye witness.
Speaker 1: And the black eye witness was the guy a gal
Speaker 1: you would see on the news who witness said crimes
Speaker 1: in the hood. And for whatever reason, news stations would
Speaker 1: always find the black eye witness to detail what they saw,
Speaker 1: and they were hillary us as hell. Well, in these
Speaker 1: here two thousands, eyewitness has taken the black eye witness
Speaker 1: to spot and they don't have news stations and news
Speaker 1: crews running up on them. They have white eyewitnesses with
Speaker 1: TikTok's and instagrams. And there was a woman on this
Speaker 1: flight whose name is Daddy Strange three three three, and
Speaker 1: she received Lawrence's piss her in the formative of an airdrop,
Speaker 1: and she disgusted. Let's listen, so I'm talking to this guy.
Speaker 1: We're just making friends whatever. And I say to him,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I just got an air drop. Should
Speaker 1: I open it? And He's like, no, dumb ass, and
Speaker 1: I was like, oh no, I'm super curious, and I
Speaker 1: said from Larry's iPad. And as I'm talking to him,
Speaker 1: I was like, I shouldn't do this, but I'm so curious.
Speaker 1: I see that the guy next to him so across
Speaker 1: the idle I've had open with all of his like
Speaker 1: it has like air drop on there, like he was
Speaker 1: stelec Tke airdrop people. And I was like, no way,
Speaker 1: I think it's this guy and he was like and
Speaker 1: so I accepted, and there it was. It was a
Speaker 1: picture of like a woman's face getting Larry head and
Speaker 1: like a wo woo boo peep at the bottom whatever.
Speaker 1: And so I was like, what the fuck? And I
Speaker 1: look over and I said are you Larry? And he
Speaker 1: said yes I am. I was like, did you mean
Speaker 1: to send me this? And he said yes I did.
Speaker 1: And I said are you sending to everybody? And he
Speaker 1: said yes I am. There's like a child, like a
Speaker 1: seven ish maybe right behind him and a teenager right
Speaker 1: behind him and he knows this. And I was like, Larry,
Speaker 1: get your inn together stopped and then he said, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, and I said, just Screez tries to explicit
Speaker 1: content not allowed. And I was like Mary once again,
Speaker 1: why are y'all accepting air drops from people? Y'all don't though,
Speaker 1: we really have forgotten everything we learned in kindergarten. Two
Speaker 1: things we need to bring back that we learned in kindergarten.
Speaker 1: Number one, do one to others is they have done
Speaker 1: unto you? The golden rule. Okay, please remember the golden rule.
Speaker 1: And number two, don't talk to scranges. All right, let's again,
Speaker 1: come on, they send you the air drop, they give
Speaker 1: you the option to accept the decline. You don't have
Speaker 1: to open it. But I'm not victim blaming here. I'm
Speaker 1: just trying to give you some game on how to
Speaker 1: avoid that in the future. Now, when the plane finally landed,
Speaker 1: Lawrence was it off the plane by the FBI and
Speaker 1: bought in for questioning. And there's only one question that
Speaker 1: needs to be asked, and that is why. Well, he
Speaker 1: already answered it because he wanted to have a little fun. Well,
Speaker 1: let's see how much fun being registered as a sex
Speaker 1: offender for the rest of your life is. Let's see
Speaker 1: if you air dropped that danger registered sex offender sign
Speaker 1: lives here to random people, some donkey of the days
Speaker 1: just sell themselves. Please let Remy Mark give Lawrence Martin
Speaker 1: the biggest he ha he ha he ha, You stupid mother?
Speaker 1: Are you dumb? All right, now, let's get to it.
Speaker 1: It's Friday, so you know what that means. All right,
Speaker 1: freak freaky, freaky, freaky Friday. Now deep breath, freaky freaky
Speaker 1: freaky Friday questioned itself, as somebody air dropped you? Huh
Speaker 1: what what's the question? I know what the question is.
Speaker 1: I want to hear you say it. What is it?
Speaker 1: Has somebody air dropped you a picture of their penis? Now?
Speaker 1: When I, uh, when I said it was to be
Speaker 1: freaky Friday, you sighed. And the reason you sighed is
Speaker 1: because you know that we want to ask this question.
Speaker 1: So I would like to ask you first and foremost.
Speaker 1: Dj N by Rashawn Casey. Has someone ever a dropped
Speaker 1: you a picture of their penis? The floor is yours? Now,
Speaker 1: I never told nobody this, so how do I know? Liar?
Speaker 1: I mean, I told you behind the scenes, but yes, yes,
Speaker 1: somebody has. It was actually, uh two weeks ago a friend.
Speaker 1: You said it was a friend. I did not say
Speaker 1: it was a friend, I said I. I did not.
Speaker 1: I said I was flying back from Houston. This was
Speaker 1: my caution. When Houston it was was not Southwest, it
Speaker 1: was actually Delta. And it was a lot of my people's,
Speaker 1: you know, on the flight. You know, my manager, June,
Speaker 1: my assistant, Mercedes, my wife. There was so many of
Speaker 1: us on the plane. My daughter was on the plane.
Speaker 1: It was so many of us. Now my iPhone, it's
Speaker 1: not my name, it's you know. It's like, I mean,
Speaker 1: I can say this, say what it is. You said it,
Speaker 1: all right, it's dad. We come back, Dad, when we
Speaker 1: come back. All right. I'll tell the story when we
Speaker 1: come back. But the question is eight hundred five eight
Speaker 1: five one to five one. Has somebody ever air dropped
Speaker 1: you a penis pick? Call us now, it's the Breakfast Club.
Speaker 1: Good morning, the Breakfast Club.