WEBVTT - Man On Plane AirDrops D-ck Pic To Flight Passengers

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<v Speaker 1>Charlet Mayne say the game don't get you a donkey

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<v Speaker 1>today does not discriminate. I might not have the song

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<v Speaker 1>of today, but I got to donkey that I feel

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<v Speaker 1>I need to be a donkey man, practice club, bitch, plea,

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<v Speaker 1>just don't give today today. Wow. Donkey of the Day

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<v Speaker 1>for Friday, July first goes to a man named Lawrence Martin.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know where Lawrence Martin is from, but he

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<v Speaker 1>was traveling on a Southwest Airlines flight from Detroit to Denver. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>good old Southwest. I know the name of that airline

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<v Speaker 1>sounds like the name of one of Kim and Kanye's kids,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's not. It is an airline along with Spirit

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<v Speaker 1>that I refused to travel, simply because my experiences with

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<v Speaker 1>both airlines have not been pleasant. Now, I haven't flown

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<v Speaker 1>Southwest in a long time, so maybe things have changed.

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<v Speaker 1>But back in my day, okay, a little over a

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<v Speaker 1>decade ago, I flew Southwest Airlines once and realized they

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<v Speaker 1>weren't for me. Okay, simply because I need a sign seating,

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<v Speaker 1>all right. I don't know who at Softwest Airlines came

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<v Speaker 1>up with the bright idea of open seating, but I

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<v Speaker 1>do not recommend. Okay. I don't know if they still

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<v Speaker 1>do this, but once you get on board, you choose

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<v Speaker 1>any available seat. No, no, no, okay, it's it's giving

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<v Speaker 1>musical chairs and I don't got time for that. All right.

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<v Speaker 1>When it comes to flights, humans us Homo sapiens need

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<v Speaker 1>all the organization we can get. Okay, we need direction. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't just put us somewhere and say figure it out. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Getting a seat on the Softwest Airlines flight in twenty

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<v Speaker 1>twenty two, I can only imagine feels on a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of levels, like a squid game challenge. All right. You

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<v Speaker 1>can't just put us on a flight and say every man, woman,

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<v Speaker 1>and day for themselves. Okay, that was my experience. If

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<v Speaker 1>things have changed, God bless, but Southwest is not my

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<v Speaker 1>couple to kill it now, This guy, Lawrence Martin decided

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<v Speaker 1>either a Softwest Airlines doesn't have enough in flight entertainment

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<v Speaker 1>RB he doesn't approve a Southwest Airline snack selection, so

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<v Speaker 1>he decided to show the plane what they should eat. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>because this man Lawrence Martin, this past Saturday, while traveling

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<v Speaker 1>on a flight from Detroit to Denver, from d to

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<v Speaker 1>D decided to share his D with the plane. What

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<v Speaker 1>do you mean, uncle shla, He decided to share his

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<v Speaker 1>D with the plane. You know what I'm talking about? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>that dudy, that deadly, that dang lang, that dankle, that dipstick,

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<v Speaker 1>that dog bone, that donket cong depending on the size,

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<v Speaker 1>this man, Lawrence Martin air dropped the photo of his

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<v Speaker 1>penis that every possible device on the plane. You can't

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<v Speaker 1>make this kind of stuff up. Okay, Lawrence Martin's in

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<v Speaker 1>a picture of him receiving some slap it topic. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>a bj fallacio and it was sent in the middle

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<v Speaker 1>of the flight that anyone with an Apple device in range,

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<v Speaker 1>and yes, that included children, two of which was sitting

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<v Speaker 1>directly behind him. Now, what is the protocol when a

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<v Speaker 1>penis is air dropped the passengers on the flight? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>flight attendants were quickly alerted by a woman who received

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<v Speaker 1>and accepted the air drop requests. First of all, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't accept anyone's air drop requests if I don't know them. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know why my phone even has that setting

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<v Speaker 1>to receive everyone's air drops, but I've definitely been out

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<v Speaker 1>and received one of those notifications. And I hit the nine.

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<v Speaker 1>If I don't know you, I'm not accepting your damn

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<v Speaker 1>air drop. Okay. And if you don't know me, why

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<v Speaker 1>would you be air dropping me something? See the problem

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<v Speaker 1>with some of y'all. You spent your whole life you

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<v Speaker 1>listen to your uncle Charlat for a second. Y'all spent

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<v Speaker 1>your whole life understanding you shouldn't talk to strangers. But

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<v Speaker 1>now it was a dotes. All you do is practiced

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<v Speaker 1>the bad habit of talking to strangers because of these

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<v Speaker 1>damn smartphones. No stranger danger exists on all these social

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<v Speaker 1>media platforms and in the former air drops, and I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want no parts, okay, Stranger danger, stranger danger. Now.

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<v Speaker 1>The woman who first dropped the dime on Large said

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<v Speaker 1>she was seated near him when Kay saw his iPad

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<v Speaker 1>had air drop open and knew it was him immediately.

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<v Speaker 1>When confronted by a flight attendant, Lawrence apologized and said

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<v Speaker 1>he was just having a little fun. First of all,

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<v Speaker 1>in regards the ones penis, don't ever refer to anything

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<v Speaker 1>having to do with your penis as a little fun. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>We over here having big fun, like Vanessa Hostable and

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<v Speaker 1>her friends did when they went to go see the wretched. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>all the young old gis get that reference immediately for

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<v Speaker 1>you kids, Season six, episode twenty two Cosby Show, Thank

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<v Speaker 1>me later, Lawrence, your idea of fun is to let

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<v Speaker 1>your little Harry Canary, your little love muscle, your little

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<v Speaker 1>pink cigar just be air dropped in random people on

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<v Speaker 1>the plane. Now, when I was growing up in the

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<v Speaker 1>nineteen hundreds, we had something we called the black eye witness.

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<v Speaker 1>And the black eye witness was the guy a gal

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<v Speaker 1>you would see on the news who witness said crimes

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<v Speaker 1>in the hood. And for whatever reason, news stations would

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<v Speaker 1>always find the black eye witness to detail what they saw,

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<v Speaker 1>and they were hillary us as hell. Well, in these

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<v Speaker 1>here two thousands, eyewitness has taken the black eye witness

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<v Speaker 1>to spot and they don't have news stations and news

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<v Speaker 1>crews running up on them. They have white eyewitnesses with

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<v Speaker 1>TikTok's and instagrams. And there was a woman on this

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<v Speaker 1>flight whose name is Daddy Strange three three three, and

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<v Speaker 1>she received Lawrence's piss her in the formative of an airdrop,

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<v Speaker 1>and she disgusted. Let's listen, so I'm talking to this guy.

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<v Speaker 1>We're just making friends whatever. And I say to him,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god, I just got an air drop. Should

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<v Speaker 1>I open it? And He's like, no, dumb ass, and

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh no, I'm super curious, and I

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<v Speaker 1>said from Larry's iPad. And as I'm talking to him,

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, I shouldn't do this, but I'm so curious.

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<v Speaker 1>I see that the guy next to him so across

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<v Speaker 1>the idle I've had open with all of his like

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<v Speaker 1>it has like air drop on there, like he was

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<v Speaker 1>stelec Tke airdrop people. And I was like, no way,

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's this guy and he was like and

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<v Speaker 1>so I accepted, and there it was. It was a

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<v Speaker 1>picture of like a woman's face getting Larry head and

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<v Speaker 1>like a wo woo boo peep at the bottom whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>And so I was like, what the fuck? And I

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<v Speaker 1>look over and I said are you Larry? And he

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<v Speaker 1>said yes I am. I was like, did you mean

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<v Speaker 1>to send me this? And he said yes I did.

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<v Speaker 1>And I said are you sending to everybody? And he

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<v Speaker 1>said yes I am. There's like a child, like a

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<v Speaker 1>seven ish maybe right behind him and a teenager right

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<v Speaker 1>behind him and he knows this. And I was like, Larry,

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<v Speaker 1>get your inn together stopped and then he said, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, and I said, just Screez tries to explicit

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<v Speaker 1>content not allowed. And I was like Mary once again,

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<v Speaker 1>why are y'all accepting air drops from people? Y'all don't though,

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<v Speaker 1>we really have forgotten everything we learned in kindergarten. Two

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<v Speaker 1>things we need to bring back that we learned in kindergarten.

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<v Speaker 1>Number one, do one to others is they have done

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<v Speaker 1>unto you? The golden rule. Okay, please remember the golden rule.

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<v Speaker 1>And number two, don't talk to scranges. All right, let's again,

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<v Speaker 1>come on, they send you the air drop, they give

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<v Speaker 1>you the option to accept the decline. You don't have

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<v Speaker 1>to open it. But I'm not victim blaming here. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just trying to give you some game on how to

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<v Speaker 1>avoid that in the future. Now, when the plane finally landed,

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<v Speaker 1>Lawrence was it off the plane by the FBI and

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<v Speaker 1>bought in for questioning. And there's only one question that

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<v Speaker 1>needs to be asked, and that is why. Well, he

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<v Speaker 1>already answered it because he wanted to have a little fun. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>let's see how much fun being registered as a sex

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<v Speaker 1>offender for the rest of your life is. Let's see

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<v Speaker 1>if you air dropped that danger registered sex offender sign

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<v Speaker 1>lives here to random people, some donkey of the days

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<v Speaker 1>just sell themselves. Please let Remy Mark give Lawrence Martin

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<v Speaker 1>the biggest he ha he ha he ha, You stupid mother?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you dumb? All right, now, let's get to it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's Friday, so you know what that means. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>freak freaky, freaky, freaky Friday. Now deep breath, freaky freaky

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<v Speaker 1>freaky Friday questioned itself, as somebody air dropped you? Huh

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<v Speaker 1>what what's the question? I know what the question is.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to hear you say it. What is it?

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<v Speaker 1>Has somebody air dropped you a picture of their penis? Now?

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<v Speaker 1>When I, uh, when I said it was to be

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<v Speaker 1>freaky Friday, you sighed. And the reason you sighed is

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<v Speaker 1>because you know that we want to ask this question.

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<v Speaker 1>So I would like to ask you first and foremost.

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<v Speaker 1>Dj N by Rashawn Casey. Has someone ever a dropped

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<v Speaker 1>you a picture of their penis? The floor is yours? Now,

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<v Speaker 1>I never told nobody this, so how do I know? Liar?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I told you behind the scenes, but yes, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>somebody has. It was actually, uh two weeks ago a friend.

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<v Speaker 1>You said it was a friend. I did not say

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<v Speaker 1>it was a friend, I said I. I did not.

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<v Speaker 1>I said I was flying back from Houston. This was

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<v Speaker 1>my caution. When Houston it was was not Southwest, it

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<v Speaker 1>was actually Delta. And it was a lot of my people's,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, on the flight. You know, my manager, June,

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<v Speaker 1>my assistant, Mercedes, my wife. There was so many of

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<v Speaker 1>us on the plane. My daughter was on the plane.

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<v Speaker 1>It was so many of us. Now my iPhone, it's

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<v Speaker 1>not my name, it's you know. It's like, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I can say this, say what it is. You said it,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, it's dad. We come back, Dad, when we

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<v Speaker 1>come back. All right. I'll tell the story when we

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<v Speaker 1>come back. But the question is eight hundred five eight

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<v Speaker 1>five one to five one. Has somebody ever air dropped

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<v Speaker 1>you a penis pick? Call us now, it's the Breakfast Club.

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<v Speaker 1>Good morning, the Breakfast Club.