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Speaker 1: For what would you talk about on your on your podcast?

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Speaker 1: Firm Elvis represents Minute morning show. Right here we go,

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Speaker 1: do it, let's do it. What do you want to

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Speaker 1: talk about? Well, around the table, we've got Gandhi and

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Speaker 1: Scary trying to pull Gandhi's purse out of his chair.

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Speaker 1: It's one of the person over there is Dave Brody

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Speaker 1: and there's great team who's texting someone? Who are you

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Speaker 1: texting a neighbor of mine? Why? What's wrong? He wants

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Speaker 1: to know? Something's no, no, no no, we want to know,

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Speaker 1: don't we want what wasn't you texting your neighbor about.

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Speaker 1: I'm saying sorry that I did not thank him. I

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Speaker 1: didn't thank him yesterday. His wife and his daughter they

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Speaker 1: went to that new mall by that you went to

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Speaker 1: the home in home down New Jersey. The what's it

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Speaker 1: called bell? I don't know. So you're thanking him? Yes,

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Speaker 1: I forgot to say thank you to him, So that's

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Speaker 1: all I told him. Sorry, I asked. Also, there's Garrett,

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Speaker 1: and there's Danielle and straight Nate who has a thought

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Speaker 1: to get his starting. Well, you probably didn't listen to

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Speaker 1: the podcast yesterday, Elvis. Uh, but did not? Greg t

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Speaker 1: I wanted to follow up on how your noses? Well,

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Speaker 1: what happened to greg ts nose? So it started with

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Speaker 1: he was watching an old episode of Three's Company whatever,

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Speaker 1: and Jack Tripper had chop sticks up his nose, So

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Speaker 1: he said, hey, how long do you guys think you

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Speaker 1: could have chopsticks up here? No, so we challenged him

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Speaker 1: during the podcast to do it, which the chopstickers are

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Speaker 1: still here. That's disgusting. And then so wait, wait, wait,

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Speaker 1: so you stuck chop sticks up your nose for the

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Speaker 1: entire podcast. Book World records. Not only did he stick

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Speaker 1: them up his nose, but he learned that the right

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Speaker 1: actually shove it up further into his brain. So I

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Speaker 1: think there's no brain on that. Everyone's for getting the

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Speaker 1: most important part. He started bleeding and stabbed himself somewhere

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Speaker 1: in the nose and started nose bleeding all over. So

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Speaker 1: your brain, your brain was hemorrhaging on the podcast, I

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Speaker 1: think that sounds like it was. I'm so sorry I

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Speaker 1: missed that. Can we get video of that? We took

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Speaker 1: these don't do it again, Don't do it again. That

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Speaker 1: thing needs to heal. Why are the chopsticks still here

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Speaker 1: and not in the time? It's disgusting. This is a

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Speaker 1: brother of the chopsticks. Are you Stone now? You're you're

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Speaker 1: acting Stone was tired? Actually fine? Is it brain damage?

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Speaker 1: It might be? I'm fine. Are you're doing fine after this? Yes,

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Speaker 1: everything dried up. And you know I had a pick earlier.

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Speaker 1: You actually clotted seven times six. It's funny, so was

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Speaker 1: his nose was bleeding and then to verify to verify

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Speaker 1: and then came up, Oh, yeah, I guess bleeding. By

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Speaker 1: the way, the question is you just asked him, Brodie,

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Speaker 1: I have a block in my head. I can never

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Speaker 1: answer seven times six. I just I can't that little

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Speaker 1: I guess forty two, right. It takes me so much

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Speaker 1: thought to get get that answer seven times seven. But

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Speaker 1: I guess that one up. But no, but seven times

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Speaker 1: six was always my really bad trouble one. You can't

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Speaker 1: do it. But don't you feel like when anyone gives

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Speaker 1: following you when you're driving the car. You just you

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Speaker 1: like that, it says, I guess that could be the

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Speaker 1: same concept of you having an answer to something until

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Speaker 1: It's so funny. You can't do seven times six. I

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Speaker 1: But then I'll have to think seven plus seven is fourteen? Okay,

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Speaker 1: that would be for whatever reason, that's a mental block

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Speaker 1: want to know what I met? The block for me

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Speaker 1: is every heffing math problem known to man. Two plus

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Speaker 1: to fuck you? Was that how they learned it? In

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Speaker 1: I so now every time I see someone or here

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Speaker 1: don't you have some triggers? I think of Mrs Cable,

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Speaker 1: Apparently her husband had some mental problems and bashed her

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Speaker 1: what did miss Cable teach? Oh? Everything? So I went

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Speaker 1: I don't think that was the well, sorry to bake

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Speaker 1: like Kathy Cable here? Okay, I'm board she killed by

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Speaker 1: the Cable guy. Stop it, god, Oh my god. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so let's be honest. Can we talk about what's really

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Speaker 1: going on in this room. We are one day away

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Speaker 1: You know, we talked about this yesterday on the podcast.

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Speaker 1: I think everyone has a case of senioritis that last

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Speaker 1: of does feel like the last day of school. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I think so it's arid, and we thought about what

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Speaker 1: Mine was too froggy? My apologies? Thank you. Mine was ah,

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Speaker 1: for the remoney, O mine. In the beginning of the show,

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Speaker 1: I said, small world funny, how our kids met? Ha?

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Speaker 1: that's where Scotty grew up. And he swears he's lived

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Speaker 1: diddled his balls. Scott tickled some guy Mike's balls. Yeah, yes, story,

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Speaker 1: want my little tickled. I want that. Here we go. So,

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Speaker 1: called me a honey bear. It's like, we need the

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Speaker 1: booze fat. So I can tell you another reason why

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Speaker 1: we know we're on edge before vacation because straight Nate

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Speaker 1: Like I'm getting fat? Can you guys just admit it?

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Speaker 1: And I'm getting fat? I see you, but we don't.

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Speaker 1: I had to throw away so many pairs of pants.

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Speaker 1: I'm down to shorts. That's like the first step before

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Speaker 1: you become a fat guy. You're famous for buying pants

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Speaker 1: that are too small. You don't throw away clothes when

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Speaker 1: you gain weight, you put them in another No, I've

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Speaker 1: just given up already. He does feel that way. I'm

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Speaker 1: just buying stretched pants. I had Garrett. Garrett knows this

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Speaker 1: button I had the Actually I was using. This is

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Speaker 1: so embarrassing. I've been you saying hair ties that I

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Speaker 1: fourth quarter pants. You know what he's already wearing. But

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Speaker 1: You put pam in the pan, that's not good and yeah,

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Speaker 1: omelet snobbery? I don't really care. I don't give a.

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Speaker 1: It's walkable. We have one minute left. By the way, Brodie,

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Speaker 1: I'm not doing omelets. I'm sorry. Why do you owe them?

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Speaker 1: get a proper omelet out. I'm not keeping out six months.

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Speaker 1: Why don't we just wait till next December a double meal?

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Speaker 1: You could double the wait until Nate came back from

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Speaker 1: his search and then everyone we need another Indian lunch.

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Speaker 1: Should I cancel my workout today for an Indian if

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Speaker 1: you want, we have we have famous Indian line one

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Speaker 1: day to the Indian. I love Indian food. You go today,

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Speaker 1: don't cancel your workout. Don't cancel your workout. You'll see lunch.

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Speaker 1: Why are you trying to cancel my workout? Trying to

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Speaker 1: keep me from canceling. By the way, if you really

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Speaker 1: truly want to live like a true Frenchman. You should

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Speaker 1: be able to have an omelet for dinner as well,

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Speaker 1: because omelets are on the menu morning, noon, tonight in France.

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Speaker 1: Is a creep an omelet. Shut that one down right now.

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Speaker 1: It's not fifteen minute morning show off.