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Speaker 1: This week at the Parlor Live Comedy Club from the

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Speaker 1: Hangover one and two Brian Callen, January sixteenth through the eighteenth.

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Speaker 1: Tickets available at Parlor Live dot com or four two five,

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Speaker 1: two eight nine, seven thousand twenty. This is Nick. Hi Nick,

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Speaker 1: how are you? My name is Casey right back. I'm

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Speaker 1: calling from Northwest Dry Cleaners. Apparently you talked to one

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Speaker 1: of my workers about an issue that you had with

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Speaker 1: a suit or something. Yes, I did. I'm sorry, I

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Speaker 1: didn't cut your first name. My name is Casey. All right, Casey.

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Speaker 1: I'm not very happy right now. You're not happy? No, okay.

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Speaker 1: I turned the suit in two days ago, and I

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Speaker 1: do a lot of business with you people. I expected

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Speaker 1: to pick the suit up yesterday to be able to

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Speaker 1: wear it today, and it hasn't been cleaned. So I

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Speaker 1: don't know what kind of a business you're running there,

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Speaker 1: but I've given you a lot of money in the past,

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Speaker 1: and I expected to be done the right way. You know.

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Speaker 1: I've been in this business for a while in the

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Speaker 1: dry cleaning is yeah, and what I've learned is that

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Speaker 1: stains on clothing usually come from the person that put

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Speaker 1: them there. You know. That's why I go to a

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Speaker 1: dry cleaners. They have those stains removes. Right, that's okay,

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Speaker 1: But maybe if you learn to put the drink or

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Speaker 1: the food in your mouth. What does that have to

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Speaker 1: do with anything you are our dry cleaning service? Well,

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Speaker 1: I think it has everything. Tell me to eat or

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Speaker 1: how to carry on with my life, or what etiquettener

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Speaker 1: is or isn't? The problem lines within your service? All right,

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Speaker 1: here's my question. Here's my question for you. Have you

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Speaker 1: taken classes on learning how to eat and drink properly?

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Speaker 1: Management clos You tell me you're the owner of the place,

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Speaker 1: you're know how to manage. I'm just saying that when

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Speaker 1: you have stains on your clothes, they come from you

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Speaker 1: spilling food on Its not our fault, no, but it's

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Speaker 1: your fault that it's not clean. When somebody brings in

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Speaker 1: an item that looks like it belongs in a thrift shop,

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Speaker 1: we're not going to try to clean it that Well,

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Speaker 1: you need to shut your mouth, little ass. You're pissing

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Speaker 1: me off right now. Okay, I'm trying to help you out, sir.

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Speaker 1: I don't understand you. You're not doing a very good gentleman.

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Speaker 1: But all you're doing you're pissing me off. I'm not

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Speaker 1: trying to make you angry. Well you are, you're doing

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Speaker 1: a very good job of that. I just called you

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Speaker 1: and you said to me, you said, how do I

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Speaker 1: have stains on my clothes? I said, that happens when

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Speaker 1: somebody spills something on it. Like, I never said that,

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Speaker 1: I said, I dropped my clothes off. My suit hit

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Speaker 1: stains on it. I go to pick it off after

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Speaker 1: my wed dressed it off two days ago, and I

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Speaker 1: go to pick up my suit and it has the

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Speaker 1: same damn stains on it. You did nothing for me,

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Speaker 1: and now you're criticizing the way I dressed. You know

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Speaker 1: what I was. You said you'd had stains on it,

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Speaker 1: and I said, yes, it does. Stains usually come from

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Speaker 1: when you're eating something and drop it on yourself. You

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Speaker 1: should probably learn, really that where they come from. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I never knew that. Thank you for that one. You're welcome.

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Speaker 1: If we would have just gotten to this suit or

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Speaker 1: we wouldn't have the problem. Now that you understand, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: I said, what are you gonna do for me? A

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Speaker 1: little hole? I'll tell you what I can do for you.

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Speaker 1: You tell me what you can do for me. Just

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Speaker 1: come down here. I'll give you three dollars in ninety

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Speaker 1: nine cents so you can get a brand new suit,

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Speaker 1: because that's about what it looks like. This is where

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Speaker 1: I'm coming from. I'm never stopping foot in your establishment again.

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Speaker 1: And within twenty four hours you're going to be hearing

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Speaker 1: from my attorney, who's going to show your cass If

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Speaker 1: what if I tell you that this is actually jewel

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Speaker 1: from brook and Jewel in the morning, I'm moving ninety

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Speaker 1: two point five doing a phone tap on you shut up. Yes,

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Speaker 1: it is your wife, Fiona set you up. What she said.

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Speaker 1: You've been fuming about some suit that you got back

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Speaker 1: from the dry cleaner and was still no way. You know.

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Speaker 1: My advice about learning to eat though, does still stand.

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Speaker 1: Like if you learn to eat better, you might not

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Speaker 1: get stains on your clothes. That's what I Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: wake up every morning with you phone taps weekday mornings

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Speaker 1: on the twenties, Holy On Removing ninety two point five