WEBVTT - Second Date Update PODCAST: Dude in an Alley

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<v Speaker 1>Rooking Jubiles second d the guy on the phone to

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<v Speaker 1>do a second date update today score a date was

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<v Speaker 1>probably one of the hardest people to get a date with,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, one of the hardest professions. They're used to

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<v Speaker 1>telling guys know all the time, and you always dream

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<v Speaker 1>about getting a date with them, but it never works out.

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<v Speaker 1>What you're talking about, I'm not talking about your local

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<v Speaker 1>state senator. Oh, those women are constantly turning dates down.

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<v Speaker 1>The male senators they're easy to get date with, like,

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<v Speaker 1>they just send you random messages on Twitter all the time.

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<v Speaker 1>You have to turn them down. But the female senators

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<v Speaker 1>really tough to get a date with. But I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>talking about that. I'm talking about a bartender. Oh, it

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<v Speaker 1>is tough to score a date with a female bartender

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<v Speaker 1>because they're used to just drunk dudes hitting on him

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<v Speaker 1>all night long. And somehow he did it. His name

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<v Speaker 1>is Tom. He's on the phone right now. Tom, I

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<v Speaker 1>bow down to you. Good job, sir. Well, yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>mean thank you. Did you act hit on her inside

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<v Speaker 1>her own bar? You know, I did, but not probably

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<v Speaker 1>in the way that you think. I wasn't gross about it.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't want to be gross about it. Oh, because

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<v Speaker 1>I thought for sure you just pulled down your pants

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<v Speaker 1>and said you want some of this. That doesn't usually

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<v Speaker 1>work for me. I've gotten kicked out of a few

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<v Speaker 1>bars doing that, so I'm glad you didn't go that round.

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<v Speaker 1>So how did you do it? Because I'm sure there's

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of guys wondering. I know I've tried to

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<v Speaker 1>hit on a few bartenders and always cut and turned down. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, honestly, I had the fear in me that

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<v Speaker 1>I was just going to get shot down. So and

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<v Speaker 1>I guess this is the embarrassing part. I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>let's google how you hit on a bartender? And there's

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<v Speaker 1>of course there's a million. There's a million articles, right, Really,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know why that shocks me. There's so many.

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<v Speaker 1>And it's sort of like pretty common sense school, which

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<v Speaker 1>is like, don't treat her like she's a bartender. Just

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<v Speaker 1>treat her like she's a human being. And how do

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<v Speaker 1>you interact with human beings? You like find commonality and

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<v Speaker 1>you actually talk to them like a person. Oh so

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<v Speaker 1>just like you're hitting like you're hitting on a regular person. Interesting,

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<v Speaker 1>and you know that that sort of idea of like

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not hitting on you because you're hot. I'm hitting

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<v Speaker 1>on you because I think you're interesting. We have you

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<v Speaker 1>might have something in common. Right again, now, this is

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<v Speaker 1>never going to work for him. What's her name, by

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<v Speaker 1>the way, her name is Heather. Heather? All right? And

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<v Speaker 1>did you stay there until closing time? How did you?

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<v Speaker 1>Absolutely did? I mean I stayed there as long as

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<v Speaker 1>I could because I didn't want to like be like,

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<v Speaker 1>so what's up? You know, when she's trying to do

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<v Speaker 1>her job, right, Um, so you wait till she's done,

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<v Speaker 1>and then she's walking out to her car and you're

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<v Speaker 1>standing by her car. No, No, that doesn't quite No, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I just don't know how you did. Yeah, I think

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<v Speaker 1>you need to give up on guessing. It was a

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<v Speaker 1>slow night, you know, which really helped. And I was

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<v Speaker 1>there with friends, so it wasn't like I was just

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<v Speaker 1>there by myself. And then finally when it was like

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<v Speaker 1>we were all leaving and they were starting to put

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<v Speaker 1>the chairs up, I was like, look, I know you

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<v Speaker 1>get hit on all the time, and I don't want

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<v Speaker 1>to be a creep and I want to keep coming

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<v Speaker 1>into this bar and I don't want it to be weird,

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<v Speaker 1>but I'd love to go out sometime. I'd love to

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<v Speaker 1>have a drink or have dinner or something, And is

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<v Speaker 1>that something you'd be interested in? You just sort of like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, like put all my cards on the table. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>my heart just melted. That's the nicest thing I've ever heard.

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<v Speaker 1>No wonder she agreed to a date with you, and

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<v Speaker 1>he was like, yeah, sure thing. What did you guys

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<v Speaker 1>do when you went out? So we just went out

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<v Speaker 1>to dinner and we chatted like it was. It was

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<v Speaker 1>really great. Actually, it was very easy. None of it

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<v Speaker 1>felt like what am I going to do or what

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<v Speaker 1>am I going to talk about? It was all just

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<v Speaker 1>very easy and that felt great. That's usually not the

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<v Speaker 1>case when it comes to going on a date. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>Usually I have to invent worlds of interesting things to

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<v Speaker 1>talk about and I feel like super I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>self conscious, and I didn't feel any of that. So

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<v Speaker 1>it was awesome. How did you guys end things? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>we went back to her place and continue talking, had

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<v Speaker 1>another drink and uh did a little make out on

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<v Speaker 1>the couch, like a little a little So that was awesome.

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<v Speaker 1>Um And actually her roommates came home like sort of

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<v Speaker 1>in the middle of it and and I was super

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<v Speaker 1>awesome and they all joined in. That would have been great,

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<v Speaker 1>but no, that didn't happen. Um, So we just sort

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<v Speaker 1>of stood up awkwardly. I mean we were like there

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<v Speaker 1>was no clothing off, like we weren't at that point,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what I mean. So it was just sort

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<v Speaker 1>of uncomfortable, but also kind of funny. Um. But that

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<v Speaker 1>was a pretty good segue to the to the end

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<v Speaker 1>of the evening. She's like, hey, my roommates are home,

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<v Speaker 1>like I should hang out, and I was like yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>But then as she walked me out, we kissed again,

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<v Speaker 1>So I was like, Okay. I felt like if we

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<v Speaker 1>lost any momentum, we sort of got it back in

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<v Speaker 1>that moment, you know what I meant. I mean, it

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<v Speaker 1>sounds really sweet to be honest with you. It felt

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<v Speaker 1>pretty great to be honest with you. So why do

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<v Speaker 1>you think she's not calling back? Now? I have no idea,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's kind of making me crazy. Are you showing

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<v Speaker 1>up to the bar every day and just silently staring

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<v Speaker 1>at her the whole time? No, I haven't. I haven't

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<v Speaker 1>been back to the bar just for other reasons, just

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<v Speaker 1>because I've been too busy at work. But I also

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<v Speaker 1>didn't want to like show up and be like hey, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so I don't know, Like I didn't want to mess

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<v Speaker 1>up my relationship to that bar either, And so now

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<v Speaker 1>I'm worried, like I don't know how many things I've

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<v Speaker 1>messed up or if I messed up anything, Like she's

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<v Speaker 1>a super cool person, like maybe she's just going out

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<v Speaker 1>with somebody else. Okay, you know, and it could be

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<v Speaker 1>totally fine. It's the not knowing part. It's really hard.

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<v Speaker 1>How long has it been. It's been a little bit

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<v Speaker 1>over a week. Okay. You sound so normal and nice

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<v Speaker 1>and respectful. Thanks. Thanks, guys. I feel like there's something

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<v Speaker 1>that we're not getting. Well, we'll figure it out. We'll

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<v Speaker 1>play a song, come back, call her and get your

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<v Speaker 1>second date update. All right, that sounds great, thank you. Yeah, man,

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<v Speaker 1>hold on looking jubil in the morning. Second, if you're

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<v Speaker 1>just tuning in for today's second date update. Tom is

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<v Speaker 1>on the phone and he wants to call a girl

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<v Speaker 1>named Heather. Tom did something that men have been trying

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<v Speaker 1>to do for a long time. It's an age old tradition,

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<v Speaker 1>and saunter into the bar after a long day at

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<v Speaker 1>work and you pull up your stool and you take

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<v Speaker 1>off your hat and saying, howdy, miss, I'd like two

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<v Speaker 1>fingers of jack please. Why your gams are looking good today?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm tired, sure could use a load off. My dogs

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<v Speaker 1>are barking, then plowing the fields. And six o'clock this morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Speaking of plowing fields, how about you and me go

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<v Speaker 1>back to my place? Oh well, just stay here at

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<v Speaker 1>the bar? Are you the one? In other words, Tom

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<v Speaker 1>went out on a date with a bartender. He got

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<v Speaker 1>her number, they went out for dinner, and he says

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<v Speaker 1>that they had a great time, even ended the night

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<v Speaker 1>with a makeout session back at her place that was

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<v Speaker 1>broken up at some point by her roommates coming back

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<v Speaker 1>and ruining the whole thing. But she kissed him before

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<v Speaker 1>he left, and then that's the last he heard from her.

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<v Speaker 1>So we're about to call her right now and find

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<v Speaker 1>out what went wrong. Tom, Ready to go? Chief? Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>ready to go? Now? Are you concerned that if she

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<v Speaker 1>says something really awful that you'll never be able to

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<v Speaker 1>frequent the bar again because you like that bar? I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>that is definitely a concern, But I'd like to think

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<v Speaker 1>of her well being higher than that. But it's definitely

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<v Speaker 1>a concern. Okay, there are lots of other bars out

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<v Speaker 1>there and lots of other bartenders. Thanks man. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>like your motivational speech. That was good. I'm not telling

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna get a seconday. Just hey, there's probably other

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<v Speaker 1>places that you could go, so I don't worry about it.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, I'm gonna call her right now. Here we go. Hello, Hi,

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<v Speaker 1>is Heather there? Yeah? This is he Hey Heather. How

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<v Speaker 1>are you. My name is jew Bill. I host a

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<v Speaker 1>morning show, Brook and Jewel in the Morning. Okay, how

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<v Speaker 1>are you doing? I'm fine. How did you get my number?

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<v Speaker 1>A friend of mine gave it to me, Actually, a

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<v Speaker 1>friend of a friend of mine. His name is Tom,

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<v Speaker 1>And you guys recently went out on mom gave you

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<v Speaker 1>my number? Yeah? What the why he would Tom give

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<v Speaker 1>you my number? Well, we do a segment on our

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<v Speaker 1>show called the second Date Update. So Tom emailed us

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<v Speaker 1>and told us about your date. And then oh, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>he told you about our date? Yes he did. And

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<v Speaker 1>then he also said that he's confused why you're not

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<v Speaker 1>getting back to him, because he'd like to see you again.

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<v Speaker 1>That's both. I don't understand what the hell he's thinking.

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<v Speaker 1>Why I am confused by your reaction. I think he

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<v Speaker 1>didn't want to call you and ask me because you've

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<v Speaker 1>already proven that you don't want to talk to him.

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<v Speaker 1>Because he's tried, I guess, so he thought maybe we

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<v Speaker 1>could get you on the phone to be successful. Oh okay,

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<v Speaker 1>he sounded really nice. He founded nice. Yeah, I thought

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<v Speaker 1>he was nice too until I found out who he

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<v Speaker 1>really is, who was acting like an ass. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if he told you the whole story.

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<v Speaker 1>He said that you guys made out at the end

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<v Speaker 1>of the night, and you even kissed him again to

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<v Speaker 1>tell him goodbye. That was the biggest regret of my life.

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<v Speaker 1>I swear about hang out with that ass. Wow, what

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<v Speaker 1>did he do because he sounded nice and he didn't

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<v Speaker 1>mention anything about being a jerk on your day. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>obviously he didn't give you the full story, but this

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<v Speaker 1>is what actually happened. The night went great as far

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<v Speaker 1>as I knew, I was going to hang out with

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<v Speaker 1>him probably the next day. But a couple days later

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<v Speaker 1>I went out with my friends back to that same

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<v Speaker 1>restaurant that he took me to, which was amazing by

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<v Speaker 1>the way, Wait, hold on, you went back to the

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<v Speaker 1>same restaurant after going out on a date with Tom. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>so I went and he sat down. This other random

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<v Speaker 1>server came up to our table and she looks at

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<v Speaker 1>me and she goes, hey, would you mind having your

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<v Speaker 1>brother give me a call sometime soon? That's what I said.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't have a brother. I don't know what she's

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<v Speaker 1>talking about. It. I've never been to that restaurant before

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<v Speaker 1>other than with Tom. And Tom is not your brother.

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<v Speaker 1>Obviously Tom is not my brother. So was she talking

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<v Speaker 1>about Tom? I mean, I wasn't sure at the time

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<v Speaker 1>what she was talking about. But she brings up seeing

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<v Speaker 1>me a weekend some days ago. Was some guy my brother,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess, And she talks about how she met Tom

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<v Speaker 1>when he went out for a cigarette. Apparently there's a

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<v Speaker 1>spot in the back where all of the servers take

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<v Speaker 1>their smoke break and she was after having a cigarette

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<v Speaker 1>and they started talking and she said that they had

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<v Speaker 1>made out and clearly they had some sort of a connection,

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<v Speaker 1>because she was pretty upset that he hadn't contacted her

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<v Speaker 1>about it. And she said, none of this to me.

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<v Speaker 1>Where did they make out though, Like in the back

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<v Speaker 1>alley while they're smoking or later, and there I couldn't

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<v Speaker 1>tell you when they made out, but she clearly obviously,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know this chick from a hole in the wall,

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<v Speaker 1>and she claimed that he was my brother, So clearly

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<v Speaker 1>there must have been enough going on between them for

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<v Speaker 1>her to assume that I can understand why you think

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<v Speaker 1>it's kind of a jerk. Then no, this is more

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<v Speaker 1>than a jerk. He's a a pig. So the only

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<v Speaker 1>reason why I didn't sleep with him is because my

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<v Speaker 1>roommates came home. I was going to call him later,

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<v Speaker 1>and then I find out when I went to the

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<v Speaker 1>restaurant again that he actually was cheating on me. Like,

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<v Speaker 1>what the hell I mean? So, I don't know if

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<v Speaker 1>you can call it cheating because you guys aren't really together.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I get it, I get it. It's right.

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<v Speaker 1>Cheating might not be the word, but it's the lowest

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<v Speaker 1>thing blow and it's a disgusting move. And I would

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<v Speaker 1>never want to be with a person who claims that

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<v Speaker 1>it's okay to be with more than one chicken one night. Well, Heather,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, every side has two stories. Would you like

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<v Speaker 1>to hear Tom's side of the story. No, I actually

0:11:53.000 --> 0:11:54.719
<v Speaker 1>don't want to hear his side of the story. I

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<v Speaker 1>actually don't even have time to be talking with you

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<v Speaker 1>guys right now, but thanks for giving me a ring.

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<v Speaker 1>Why don't you tell him to never con down? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>how about you tell him because he's actually on the

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<v Speaker 1>other line listening and wants to talk to you. Are

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<v Speaker 1>you kidding me right now? No, I'm not. So. He's

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<v Speaker 1>been on the line the entire he's heard this entire thing. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you can say him if you want me. Yeah, let

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<v Speaker 1>me let me talk to him. Tom. Hi, I'm so sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so Yeah, you should be sorry. You're being pig.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the closest thing I've ever experienced. And thankfully I'm

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<v Speaker 1>all right, But you really need to help. Tom hung up?

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<v Speaker 1>He did, Heather, Tom, I thought for sure he knew

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<v Speaker 1>Tom hung up the phone on us. Yeah, he's of

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<v Speaker 1>course he hung up. Oh god, I wanna, Heather. I

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<v Speaker 1>know you said you were busy, but can I try

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<v Speaker 1>to call him back? I want to talk to you.

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<v Speaker 1>Whatever you want, I'll let you yell at him. He's

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<v Speaker 1>obviously guilty if you hung up, if it wasn't so

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<v Speaker 1>two faced, right, So, if you didn't paint such a

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<v Speaker 1>picture of such a nice you know, I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>what happened. I'm gonna try to call him back and

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<v Speaker 1>see if you. Hey, listen, man, I don't know what

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<v Speaker 1>else I can say. I don't know what I can Tom,

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<v Speaker 1>hang out, Tom, Heather, Heather's gone. We let her go, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So she's not gonna yell at you, all right? Were

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<v Speaker 1>you that scared of her? Scared of her? It's that

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<v Speaker 1>I just feel like a complete crepizoid? Um? So what

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<v Speaker 1>do I say to her? Is what she said? True?

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<v Speaker 1>It's I mean, yeah, it's true. So why would you

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<v Speaker 1>call us and not know what was going on? Well?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I mean I went out for a

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<v Speaker 1>cigarette break and I don't know. I didn't think that

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<v Speaker 1>date one was like I should were exclusive. I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. It was stupid. It was really dumb.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you told the waitress that she was your sister? Yeah? Man,

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<v Speaker 1>I just don't. I mean, honestly, I didn't know she

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<v Speaker 1>ever find out about it. It was it was dumb,

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<v Speaker 1>Like Tom, what about the makeout thing that she was

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<v Speaker 1>talking about? Did you do that while you were out

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<v Speaker 1>on the date? Ye? Did I make out with the

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<v Speaker 1>girl while I was out on the date? Yeah, like

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<v Speaker 1>in the alley. Uh, yeah, I did. We actually did

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit more than makeout right here, Tom, are

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<v Speaker 1>you kidding me? Right now? This is believable. Man. You

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<v Speaker 1>guys said that she was not on the phone. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>sorry about that. It's a lot of liars, Heather. We

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<v Speaker 1>weren't exclusive. I wasn't planning on it. Yeah that's fine.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't care. I don't care if we were exclusive

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<v Speaker 1>or not. But it's called human decency to off stuff

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<v Speaker 1>with two women within two hours when we saw it,

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<v Speaker 1>That's all I'm sa. And how the hell did you

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<v Speaker 1>get that done in five minutes in a pale way?

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<v Speaker 1>It's a long time. You're right, it was a long time.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, just for everyone knows, we didn't go all

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<v Speaker 1>the way. We just pooled around and some stuff happened.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, I know. They didn't have sex. Yeah, everyone

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<v Speaker 1>standing ovation for the one who didn't have sex in

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<v Speaker 1>a backstacking alleyway of a restaurant. Like, really big of you, Tom,

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<v Speaker 1>Like really big of you. I'm sorry. I'm really Heather,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm really sorry. I just had this night where I

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<v Speaker 1>was on like I was on fire. I was in

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<v Speaker 1>the zone in fire. What the hell are you talking

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<v Speaker 1>about on This isn't a basketball game where you're shooting

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<v Speaker 1>three pointers or something. No, this is you on a

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<v Speaker 1>date with me and you did up. I don't care

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<v Speaker 1>if you were in the zone. I don't care if

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<v Speaker 1>you just slam dunked. But you need to resuspect me.

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<v Speaker 1>You need to seriously see me as a person that's

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<v Speaker 1>worth your time, and you didn't. You disgust me on

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<v Speaker 1>this one. Like Tom, how could you go sit back

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<v Speaker 1>down at a table after making out with some random

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<v Speaker 1>chicken an alleyway and then have the gall to go

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<v Speaker 1>back to Heather's house. Look, I made a mistake and

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<v Speaker 1>I got caught up in the moment. It won't happen again.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think I'm going to be in this kind

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<v Speaker 1>of situation again. You don't this kind of situation again,

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<v Speaker 1>because I'm never going to go on a date with

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<v Speaker 1>you again. Do you understand that, Like it's unbelievable that

0:16:02.440 --> 0:16:04.040
<v Speaker 1>you can do that in the first place, you will

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<v Speaker 1>not get another chance to do it again. Listen, I

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<v Speaker 1>hear you. I know what you're saying. Heather. You don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to go out again. I just I want another

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<v Speaker 1>chance to show you that I can do this that

0:16:14.840 --> 0:16:18.360
<v Speaker 1>I can be or word work. Don't The waitress on

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<v Speaker 1>our next date is your you know what? It's baby steps.

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<v Speaker 1>You know when dating you got to start small and

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<v Speaker 1>teach guys not to do that, you know, Heather? Would

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<v Speaker 1>you be willing to go on a second date with Tom?

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<v Speaker 1>We'll pay for it. Would you please go out with

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<v Speaker 1>me and let me prove that I can show you

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<v Speaker 1>that you will not finish your sentence because I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>to let you know exactly how I feel about you

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<v Speaker 1>right now. You are a bag of you just gust me.

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<v Speaker 1>I actually considered sleeping with women after many go disgusted

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<v Speaker 1>with men, and you made me embarrassed to go out

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<v Speaker 1>on a date with the person that I normally would

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<v Speaker 1>never go on a date on the growth pair of

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<v Speaker 1>balls and do not talk to me ever again, Heather?

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<v Speaker 1>Does that mean that you won't date any of your

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<v Speaker 1>customers anymore either? Obviously I've learned my lesson and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>never dating another customer ever again. Right, thanks a lot, Tom,

0:17:08.720 --> 0:17:15.520
<v Speaker 1>You've ruined it for everybody. Text in at seven eight,

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<v Speaker 1>five nine two says, I mean I can see if

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<v Speaker 1>it was a different night because they weren't exclusive, but

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<v Speaker 1>during the date with like tons of exclamation points in

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<v Speaker 1>question marks talking about today's second date update if you

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<v Speaker 1>missed it. Tom wanted to call a girl named Heather.

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<v Speaker 1>She wasn't calling him back after they went on a date.

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<v Speaker 1>She was a bartender where he liked to go. He

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<v Speaker 1>ended up asking her out and they went out and

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<v Speaker 1>had a decent date. But after the date she wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>calling him back. Why because she really liked the restaurant

0:17:41.200 --> 0:17:43.159
<v Speaker 1>that he took her to. So she went back on

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<v Speaker 1>another day with a friend of hers and while she

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<v Speaker 1>was there, the server came over and was like, Hey,

0:17:48.359 --> 0:17:50.000
<v Speaker 1>can you tell your brother to call me because he

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<v Speaker 1>hasn't called me. What are you talking about? And she

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<v Speaker 1>was like, oh, the guy you're in here with your brothers?

0:17:55.119 --> 0:17:56.359
<v Speaker 1>Like what was it? My brother was a guy I

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<v Speaker 1>was dating. She's like, oh, well, because that day he

0:17:59.480 --> 0:18:02.399
<v Speaker 1>said he your brother. We went out back and messed

0:18:02.440 --> 0:18:05.320
<v Speaker 1>around while I was on a smoke break and he

0:18:05.359 --> 0:18:08.000
<v Speaker 1>went out for a cigarette. So he actually hooked up

0:18:08.040 --> 0:18:12.520
<v Speaker 1>with another girl during the date during dinner. Wow on

0:18:12.560 --> 0:18:18.440
<v Speaker 1>the date, some dudes out there like, whe's my heros man.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a lot of work that is way too much

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<v Speaker 1>pull off, called out on the radio, didn't pull it

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<v Speaker 1>off at all, although it does sound like the waitress

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<v Speaker 1>still wanted a night with him, So I think he's good.

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<v Speaker 1>I think he'll just move on to the waitress and

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<v Speaker 1>be able to get it there. Remember, if you want

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<v Speaker 1>to do a second out of the date, all you

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<v Speaker 1>have to do is email the show and we will

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<v Speaker 1>call the person who didn't call you back. Just if

0:18:39.680 --> 0:18:43.159
<v Speaker 1>you hooked up with somebody else during your date, probably no,

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<v Speaker 1>you got caught, and don't bother sending us an email

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<v Speaker 1>on that one.