Speaker 1: Rooking Jubiles second d the guy on the phone to
Speaker 1: do a second date update today score a date was
Speaker 1: probably one of the hardest people to get a date with,
Speaker 1: you know, one of the hardest professions. They're used to
Speaker 1: telling guys know all the time, and you always dream
Speaker 1: about getting a date with them, but it never works out.
Speaker 1: What you're talking about, I'm not talking about your local
Speaker 1: state senator. Oh, those women are constantly turning dates down.
Speaker 1: The male senators they're easy to get date with, like,
Speaker 1: they just send you random messages on Twitter all the time.
Speaker 1: You have to turn them down. But the female senators
Speaker 1: really tough to get a date with. But I'm not
Speaker 1: talking about that. I'm talking about a bartender. Oh, it
Speaker 1: is tough to score a date with a female bartender
Speaker 1: because they're used to just drunk dudes hitting on him
Speaker 1: all night long. And somehow he did it. His name
Speaker 1: is Tom. He's on the phone right now. Tom, I
Speaker 1: bow down to you. Good job, sir. Well, yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean thank you. Did you act hit on her inside
Speaker 1: her own bar? You know, I did, but not probably
Speaker 1: in the way that you think. I wasn't gross about it.
Speaker 1: I didn't want to be gross about it. Oh, because
Speaker 1: I thought for sure you just pulled down your pants
Speaker 1: and said you want some of this. That doesn't usually
Speaker 1: work for me. I've gotten kicked out of a few
Speaker 1: bars doing that, so I'm glad you didn't go that round.
Speaker 1: So how did you do it? Because I'm sure there's
Speaker 1: a lot of guys wondering. I know I've tried to
Speaker 1: hit on a few bartenders and always cut and turned down. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean, honestly, I had the fear in me that
Speaker 1: I was just going to get shot down. So and
Speaker 1: I guess this is the embarrassing part. I was like,
Speaker 1: let's google how you hit on a bartender? And there's
Speaker 1: of course there's a million. There's a million articles, right, Really,
Speaker 1: I don't know why that shocks me. There's so many.
Speaker 1: And it's sort of like pretty common sense school, which
Speaker 1: is like, don't treat her like she's a bartender. Just
Speaker 1: treat her like she's a human being. And how do
Speaker 1: you interact with human beings? You like find commonality and
Speaker 1: you actually talk to them like a person. Oh so
Speaker 1: just like you're hitting like you're hitting on a regular person. Interesting,
Speaker 1: and you know that that sort of idea of like
Speaker 1: I'm not hitting on you because you're hot. I'm hitting
Speaker 1: on you because I think you're interesting. We have you
Speaker 1: might have something in common. Right again, now, this is
Speaker 1: never going to work for him. What's her name, by
Speaker 1: the way, her name is Heather. Heather? All right? And
Speaker 1: did you stay there until closing time? How did you?
Speaker 1: Absolutely did? I mean I stayed there as long as
Speaker 1: I could because I didn't want to like be like,
Speaker 1: so what's up? You know, when she's trying to do
Speaker 1: her job, right, Um, so you wait till she's done,
Speaker 1: and then she's walking out to her car and you're
Speaker 1: standing by her car. No, No, that doesn't quite No, no, no,
Speaker 1: I just don't know how you did. Yeah, I think
Speaker 1: you need to give up on guessing. It was a
Speaker 1: slow night, you know, which really helped. And I was
Speaker 1: there with friends, so it wasn't like I was just
Speaker 1: there by myself. And then finally when it was like
Speaker 1: we were all leaving and they were starting to put
Speaker 1: the chairs up, I was like, look, I know you
Speaker 1: get hit on all the time, and I don't want
Speaker 1: to be a creep and I want to keep coming
Speaker 1: into this bar and I don't want it to be weird,
Speaker 1: but I'd love to go out sometime. I'd love to
Speaker 1: have a drink or have dinner or something, And is
Speaker 1: that something you'd be interested in? You just sort of like,
Speaker 1: you know, like put all my cards on the table. Man,
Speaker 1: my heart just melted. That's the nicest thing I've ever heard.
Speaker 1: No wonder she agreed to a date with you, and
Speaker 1: he was like, yeah, sure thing. What did you guys
Speaker 1: do when you went out? So we just went out
Speaker 1: to dinner and we chatted like it was. It was
Speaker 1: really great. Actually, it was very easy. None of it
Speaker 1: felt like what am I going to do or what
Speaker 1: am I going to talk about? It was all just
Speaker 1: very easy and that felt great. That's usually not the
Speaker 1: case when it comes to going on a date. You know,
Speaker 1: Usually I have to invent worlds of interesting things to
Speaker 1: talk about and I feel like super I don't know,
Speaker 1: self conscious, and I didn't feel any of that. So
Speaker 1: it was awesome. How did you guys end things? Well,
Speaker 1: we went back to her place and continue talking, had
Speaker 1: another drink and uh did a little make out on
Speaker 1: the couch, like a little a little So that was awesome.
Speaker 1: Um And actually her roommates came home like sort of
Speaker 1: in the middle of it and and I was super
Speaker 1: awesome and they all joined in. That would have been great,
Speaker 1: but no, that didn't happen. Um, So we just sort
Speaker 1: of stood up awkwardly. I mean we were like there
Speaker 1: was no clothing off, like we weren't at that point,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. So it was just sort
Speaker 1: of uncomfortable, but also kind of funny. Um. But that
Speaker 1: was a pretty good segue to the to the end
Speaker 1: of the evening. She's like, hey, my roommates are home,
Speaker 1: like I should hang out, and I was like yeah.
Speaker 1: But then as she walked me out, we kissed again,
Speaker 1: So I was like, Okay. I felt like if we
Speaker 1: lost any momentum, we sort of got it back in
Speaker 1: that moment, you know what I meant. I mean, it
Speaker 1: sounds really sweet to be honest with you. It felt
Speaker 1: pretty great to be honest with you. So why do
Speaker 1: you think she's not calling back? Now? I have no idea,
Speaker 1: and it's kind of making me crazy. Are you showing
Speaker 1: up to the bar every day and just silently staring
Speaker 1: at her the whole time? No, I haven't. I haven't
Speaker 1: been back to the bar just for other reasons, just
Speaker 1: because I've been too busy at work. But I also
Speaker 1: didn't want to like show up and be like hey, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: so I don't know, Like I didn't want to mess
Speaker 1: up my relationship to that bar either, And so now
Speaker 1: I'm worried, like I don't know how many things I've
Speaker 1: messed up or if I messed up anything, Like she's
Speaker 1: a super cool person, like maybe she's just going out
Speaker 1: with somebody else. Okay, you know, and it could be
Speaker 1: totally fine. It's the not knowing part. It's really hard.
Speaker 1: How long has it been. It's been a little bit
Speaker 1: over a week. Okay. You sound so normal and nice
Speaker 1: and respectful. Thanks. Thanks, guys. I feel like there's something
Speaker 1: that we're not getting. Well, we'll figure it out. We'll
Speaker 1: play a song, come back, call her and get your
Speaker 1: second date update. All right, that sounds great, thank you. Yeah, man,
Speaker 1: hold on looking jubil in the morning. Second, if you're
Speaker 1: just tuning in for today's second date update. Tom is
Speaker 1: on the phone and he wants to call a girl
Speaker 1: named Heather. Tom did something that men have been trying
Speaker 1: to do for a long time. It's an age old tradition,
Speaker 1: and saunter into the bar after a long day at
Speaker 1: work and you pull up your stool and you take
Speaker 1: off your hat and saying, howdy, miss, I'd like two
Speaker 1: fingers of jack please. Why your gams are looking good today?
Speaker 1: I'm tired, sure could use a load off. My dogs
Speaker 1: are barking, then plowing the fields. And six o'clock this morning.
Speaker 1: Speaking of plowing fields, how about you and me go
Speaker 1: back to my place? Oh well, just stay here at
Speaker 1: the bar? Are you the one? In other words, Tom
Speaker 1: went out on a date with a bartender. He got
Speaker 1: her number, they went out for dinner, and he says
Speaker 1: that they had a great time, even ended the night
Speaker 1: with a makeout session back at her place that was
Speaker 1: broken up at some point by her roommates coming back
Speaker 1: and ruining the whole thing. But she kissed him before
Speaker 1: he left, and then that's the last he heard from her.
Speaker 1: So we're about to call her right now and find
Speaker 1: out what went wrong. Tom, Ready to go? Chief? Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: ready to go? Now? Are you concerned that if she
Speaker 1: says something really awful that you'll never be able to
Speaker 1: frequent the bar again because you like that bar? I mean,
Speaker 1: that is definitely a concern, But I'd like to think
Speaker 1: of her well being higher than that. But it's definitely
Speaker 1: a concern. Okay, there are lots of other bars out
Speaker 1: there and lots of other bartenders. Thanks man. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: like your motivational speech. That was good. I'm not telling
Speaker 1: you're gonna get a seconday. Just hey, there's probably other
Speaker 1: places that you could go, so I don't worry about it.
Speaker 1: All right, I'm gonna call her right now. Here we go. Hello, Hi,
Speaker 1: is Heather there? Yeah? This is he Hey Heather. How
Speaker 1: are you. My name is jew Bill. I host a
Speaker 1: morning show, Brook and Jewel in the Morning. Okay, how
Speaker 1: are you doing? I'm fine. How did you get my number?
Speaker 1: A friend of mine gave it to me, Actually, a
Speaker 1: friend of a friend of mine. His name is Tom,
Speaker 1: And you guys recently went out on mom gave you
Speaker 1: my number? Yeah? What the why he would Tom give
Speaker 1: you my number? Well, we do a segment on our
Speaker 1: show called the second Date Update. So Tom emailed us
Speaker 1: and told us about your date. And then oh, okay,
Speaker 1: he told you about our date? Yes he did. And
Speaker 1: then he also said that he's confused why you're not
Speaker 1: getting back to him, because he'd like to see you again.
Speaker 1: That's both. I don't understand what the hell he's thinking.
Speaker 1: Why I am confused by your reaction. I think he
Speaker 1: didn't want to call you and ask me because you've
Speaker 1: already proven that you don't want to talk to him.
Speaker 1: Because he's tried, I guess, so he thought maybe we
Speaker 1: could get you on the phone to be successful. Oh okay,
Speaker 1: he sounded really nice. He founded nice. Yeah, I thought
Speaker 1: he was nice too until I found out who he
Speaker 1: really is, who was acting like an ass. I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't know if he told you the whole story.
Speaker 1: He said that you guys made out at the end
Speaker 1: of the night, and you even kissed him again to
Speaker 1: tell him goodbye. That was the biggest regret of my life.
Speaker 1: I swear about hang out with that ass. Wow, what
Speaker 1: did he do because he sounded nice and he didn't
Speaker 1: mention anything about being a jerk on your day. Well,
Speaker 1: obviously he didn't give you the full story, but this
Speaker 1: is what actually happened. The night went great as far
Speaker 1: as I knew, I was going to hang out with
Speaker 1: him probably the next day. But a couple days later
Speaker 1: I went out with my friends back to that same
Speaker 1: restaurant that he took me to, which was amazing by
Speaker 1: the way, Wait, hold on, you went back to the
Speaker 1: same restaurant after going out on a date with Tom. Right,
Speaker 1: so I went and he sat down. This other random
Speaker 1: server came up to our table and she looks at
Speaker 1: me and she goes, hey, would you mind having your
Speaker 1: brother give me a call sometime soon? That's what I said.
Speaker 1: I don't have a brother. I don't know what she's
Speaker 1: talking about. It. I've never been to that restaurant before
Speaker 1: other than with Tom. And Tom is not your brother.
Speaker 1: Obviously Tom is not my brother. So was she talking
Speaker 1: about Tom? I mean, I wasn't sure at the time
Speaker 1: what she was talking about. But she brings up seeing
Speaker 1: me a weekend some days ago. Was some guy my brother,
Speaker 1: I guess, And she talks about how she met Tom
Speaker 1: when he went out for a cigarette. Apparently there's a
Speaker 1: spot in the back where all of the servers take
Speaker 1: their smoke break and she was after having a cigarette
Speaker 1: and they started talking and she said that they had
Speaker 1: made out and clearly they had some sort of a connection,
Speaker 1: because she was pretty upset that he hadn't contacted her
Speaker 1: about it. And she said, none of this to me.
Speaker 1: Where did they make out though, Like in the back
Speaker 1: alley while they're smoking or later, and there I couldn't
Speaker 1: tell you when they made out, but she clearly obviously,
Speaker 1: I don't know this chick from a hole in the wall,
Speaker 1: and she claimed that he was my brother, So clearly
Speaker 1: there must have been enough going on between them for
Speaker 1: her to assume that I can understand why you think
Speaker 1: it's kind of a jerk. Then no, this is more
Speaker 1: than a jerk. He's a a pig. So the only
Speaker 1: reason why I didn't sleep with him is because my
Speaker 1: roommates came home. I was going to call him later,
Speaker 1: and then I find out when I went to the
Speaker 1: restaurant again that he actually was cheating on me. Like,
Speaker 1: what the hell I mean? So, I don't know if
Speaker 1: you can call it cheating because you guys aren't really together.
Speaker 1: I mean, I get it, I get it. It's right.
Speaker 1: Cheating might not be the word, but it's the lowest
Speaker 1: thing blow and it's a disgusting move. And I would
Speaker 1: never want to be with a person who claims that
Speaker 1: it's okay to be with more than one chicken one night. Well, Heather,
Speaker 1: I mean, every side has two stories. Would you like
Speaker 1: to hear Tom's side of the story. No, I actually
Speaker 1: don't want to hear his side of the story. I
Speaker 1: actually don't even have time to be talking with you
Speaker 1: guys right now, but thanks for giving me a ring.
Speaker 1: Why don't you tell him to never con down? Well,
Speaker 1: how about you tell him because he's actually on the
Speaker 1: other line listening and wants to talk to you. Are
Speaker 1: you kidding me right now? No, I'm not. So. He's
Speaker 1: been on the line the entire he's heard this entire thing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you can say him if you want me. Yeah, let
Speaker 1: me let me talk to him. Tom. Hi, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1: I'm so Yeah, you should be sorry. You're being pig.
Speaker 1: That's the closest thing I've ever experienced. And thankfully I'm
Speaker 1: all right, But you really need to help. Tom hung up?
Speaker 1: He did, Heather, Tom, I thought for sure he knew
Speaker 1: Tom hung up the phone on us. Yeah, he's of
Speaker 1: course he hung up. Oh god, I wanna, Heather. I
Speaker 1: know you said you were busy, but can I try
Speaker 1: to call him back? I want to talk to you.
Speaker 1: Whatever you want, I'll let you yell at him. He's
Speaker 1: obviously guilty if you hung up, if it wasn't so
Speaker 1: two faced, right, So, if you didn't paint such a
Speaker 1: picture of such a nice you know, I don't know
Speaker 1: what happened. I'm gonna try to call him back and
Speaker 1: see if you. Hey, listen, man, I don't know what
Speaker 1: else I can say. I don't know what I can Tom,
Speaker 1: hang out, Tom, Heather, Heather's gone. We let her go, Okay,
Speaker 1: So she's not gonna yell at you, all right? Were
Speaker 1: you that scared of her? Scared of her? It's that
Speaker 1: I just feel like a complete crepizoid? Um? So what
Speaker 1: do I say to her? Is what she said? True?
Speaker 1: It's I mean, yeah, it's true. So why would you
Speaker 1: call us and not know what was going on? Well?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean I went out for a
Speaker 1: cigarette break and I don't know. I didn't think that
Speaker 1: date one was like I should were exclusive. I don't know,
Speaker 1: I don't know. It was stupid. It was really dumb.
Speaker 1: Have you told the waitress that she was your sister? Yeah? Man,
Speaker 1: I just don't. I mean, honestly, I didn't know she
Speaker 1: ever find out about it. It was it was dumb,
Speaker 1: Like Tom, what about the makeout thing that she was
Speaker 1: talking about? Did you do that while you were out
Speaker 1: on the date? Ye? Did I make out with the
Speaker 1: girl while I was out on the date? Yeah, like
Speaker 1: in the alley. Uh, yeah, I did. We actually did
Speaker 1: a little bit more than makeout right here, Tom, are
Speaker 1: you kidding me? Right now? This is believable. Man. You
Speaker 1: guys said that she was not on the phone. Yeah,
Speaker 1: sorry about that. It's a lot of liars, Heather. We
Speaker 1: weren't exclusive. I wasn't planning on it. Yeah that's fine.
Speaker 1: I don't care. I don't care if we were exclusive
Speaker 1: or not. But it's called human decency to off stuff
Speaker 1: with two women within two hours when we saw it,
Speaker 1: That's all I'm sa. And how the hell did you
Speaker 1: get that done in five minutes in a pale way?
Speaker 1: It's a long time. You're right, it was a long time.
Speaker 1: I mean, just for everyone knows, we didn't go all
Speaker 1: the way. We just pooled around and some stuff happened.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I know. They didn't have sex. Yeah, everyone
Speaker 1: standing ovation for the one who didn't have sex in
Speaker 1: a backstacking alleyway of a restaurant. Like, really big of you, Tom,
Speaker 1: Like really big of you. I'm sorry. I'm really Heather,
Speaker 1: I'm really sorry. I just had this night where I
Speaker 1: was on like I was on fire. I was in
Speaker 1: the zone in fire. What the hell are you talking
Speaker 1: about on This isn't a basketball game where you're shooting
Speaker 1: three pointers or something. No, this is you on a
Speaker 1: date with me and you did up. I don't care
Speaker 1: if you were in the zone. I don't care if
Speaker 1: you just slam dunked. But you need to resuspect me.
Speaker 1: You need to seriously see me as a person that's
Speaker 1: worth your time, and you didn't. You disgust me on
Speaker 1: this one. Like Tom, how could you go sit back
Speaker 1: down at a table after making out with some random
Speaker 1: chicken an alleyway and then have the gall to go
Speaker 1: back to Heather's house. Look, I made a mistake and
Speaker 1: I got caught up in the moment. It won't happen again.
Speaker 1: I don't think I'm going to be in this kind
Speaker 1: of situation again. You don't this kind of situation again,
Speaker 1: because I'm never going to go on a date with
Speaker 1: you again. Do you understand that, Like it's unbelievable that
Speaker 1: you can do that in the first place, you will
Speaker 1: not get another chance to do it again. Listen, I
Speaker 1: hear you. I know what you're saying. Heather. You don't
Speaker 1: want to go out again. I just I want another
Speaker 1: chance to show you that I can do this that
Speaker 1: I can be or word work. Don't The waitress on
Speaker 1: our next date is your you know what? It's baby steps.
Speaker 1: You know when dating you got to start small and
Speaker 1: teach guys not to do that, you know, Heather? Would
Speaker 1: you be willing to go on a second date with Tom?
Speaker 1: We'll pay for it. Would you please go out with
Speaker 1: me and let me prove that I can show you
Speaker 1: that you will not finish your sentence because I'm going
Speaker 1: to let you know exactly how I feel about you
Speaker 1: right now. You are a bag of you just gust me.
Speaker 1: I actually considered sleeping with women after many go disgusted
Speaker 1: with men, and you made me embarrassed to go out
Speaker 1: on a date with the person that I normally would
Speaker 1: never go on a date on the growth pair of
Speaker 1: balls and do not talk to me ever again, Heather?
Speaker 1: Does that mean that you won't date any of your
Speaker 1: customers anymore either? Obviously I've learned my lesson and I'm
Speaker 1: never dating another customer ever again. Right, thanks a lot, Tom,
Speaker 1: You've ruined it for everybody. Text in at seven eight,
Speaker 1: five nine two says, I mean I can see if
Speaker 1: it was a different night because they weren't exclusive, but
Speaker 1: during the date with like tons of exclamation points in
Speaker 1: question marks talking about today's second date update if you
Speaker 1: missed it. Tom wanted to call a girl named Heather.
Speaker 1: She wasn't calling him back after they went on a date.
Speaker 1: She was a bartender where he liked to go. He
Speaker 1: ended up asking her out and they went out and
Speaker 1: had a decent date. But after the date she wasn't
Speaker 1: calling him back. Why because she really liked the restaurant
Speaker 1: that he took her to. So she went back on
Speaker 1: another day with a friend of hers and while she
Speaker 1: was there, the server came over and was like, Hey,
Speaker 1: can you tell your brother to call me because he
Speaker 1: hasn't called me. What are you talking about? And she
Speaker 1: was like, oh, the guy you're in here with your brothers?
Speaker 1: Like what was it? My brother was a guy I
Speaker 1: was dating. She's like, oh, well, because that day he
Speaker 1: said he your brother. We went out back and messed
Speaker 1: around while I was on a smoke break and he
Speaker 1: went out for a cigarette. So he actually hooked up
Speaker 1: with another girl during the date during dinner. Wow on
Speaker 1: the date, some dudes out there like, whe's my heros man.
Speaker 1: It's a lot of work that is way too much
Speaker 1: pull off, called out on the radio, didn't pull it
Speaker 1: off at all, although it does sound like the waitress
Speaker 1: still wanted a night with him, So I think he's good.
Speaker 1: I think he'll just move on to the waitress and
Speaker 1: be able to get it there. Remember, if you want
Speaker 1: to do a second out of the date, all you
Speaker 1: have to do is email the show and we will
Speaker 1: call the person who didn't call you back. Just if
Speaker 1: you hooked up with somebody else during your date, probably no,
Speaker 1: you got caught, and don't bother sending us an email
Speaker 1: on that one.