WEBVTT - #119: Brody Needs A Wider Head In His Mouth #OralProblems 0:00:01.080 --> 0:00:08.680 Start up. That up Brooklyn Boys, start up Brooklyn Boys. 0:00:09.440 --> 0:00:16.640 That data they're making noise data that thought up episode 0:00:17.200 --> 0:00:24.079 one nineteen of the Brooklyn Boys podcast one nineteen. That 0:00:24.200 --> 0:00:27.560 means we're one away from one twenty. We really are. 0:00:27.760 --> 0:00:32.360 And the last one we called mother Bruncher. Right now, 0:00:34.360 --> 0:00:37.640 I still haven't had any resolve from that. My parents 0:00:37.640 --> 0:00:40.800 are still dodging me. They won't drive a half hour 0:00:40.880 --> 0:00:43.840 to come have front for you. So my mother calls 0:00:43.880 --> 0:00:48.479 me up, mocking me in the middle of the week, Anthony, 0:00:48.479 --> 0:00:50.640 what are you doing? Like nothing, I'm I'm not just 0:00:50.640 --> 0:00:52.959 got home from work. It's two thirty. Because you want 0:00:52.960 --> 0:00:57.120 to go out for brunch. I'm like, I'm like, it's 0:00:57.120 --> 0:01:01.840 not funny. That's that's not funny. Like I was being serious. 0:01:01.880 --> 0:01:04.800 I wanted to see you guys. So they still haven't 0:01:04.840 --> 0:01:06.920 made it up to me. And now they got every 0:01:06.959 --> 0:01:10.040 excuse under the sun. Now they leave it next week 0:01:10.120 --> 0:01:13.679 to go to Florida. There they're deciding that, you know, 0:01:13.800 --> 0:01:18.480 oh my god, with coronavirus, you know, we probably shouldn't eat. 0:01:18.480 --> 0:01:21.200 And I wait a second, you guys get on a 0:01:21.280 --> 0:01:25.560 plane and a tube and you're gonna go visit your 0:01:25.600 --> 0:01:29.200 friends and now you're giving me the coronavirus excuse not 0:01:29.240 --> 0:01:31.479 to have brunch. I think that I'm beginning to think 0:01:31.520 --> 0:01:34.720 it's something personal. I'm gonna leave it right there. I'm 0:01:34.760 --> 0:01:37.959 not gonna worry about it anymore. I just got feel 0:01:38.520 --> 0:01:41.880 your personal steak dinner. It really is. I feel like 0:01:41.880 --> 0:01:43.200 now you know how I feel. I just want to 0:01:43.200 --> 0:01:45.000 brunch with my parents. Just want to steak dinner from 0:01:45.000 --> 0:01:47.680 you that you pay for. And my favorite part of 0:01:47.720 --> 0:01:52.080 this is the afterthought in inviting me to their house. 0:01:52.120 --> 0:01:55.200 This happened a few weeks ago. You'd be upset. See 0:01:55.400 --> 0:01:57.760 see you're an only child, so it may be difficult 0:01:57.800 --> 0:02:00.280 for you because I know because you getting I did 0:02:00.320 --> 0:02:02.800 every time. Well, yeah, imagine the family is having a 0:02:02.840 --> 0:02:06.600 barbecue or cook out, grilling, whatever you want to call it. 0:02:06.760 --> 0:02:11.639 I call it barbecue on a Sunday. And as you're 0:02:11.680 --> 0:02:15.320 on the phone on a Saturday afternoon, as matter of factly, 0:02:16.080 --> 0:02:19.400 my mother says, as I'm hanging up, Oh, Anthony, by 0:02:19.440 --> 0:02:23.320 the way, yeah, what what's going on tomorrow? I said, oh, nothing, 0:02:23.320 --> 0:02:27.040 I might have some plans. Oh, because your brother Stephen 0:02:27.080 --> 0:02:30.680 and your sister Jennifer are coming over for a barbecue 0:02:30.680 --> 0:02:32.240 in the afternoon, you want to come. Wait a minute, 0:02:32.240 --> 0:02:33.760 Wait a minute, Wait a minute. First of all, did 0:02:33.760 --> 0:02:38.040 your mother actually say your siblings names? I am saying it. No, you, Dick, 0:02:38.240 --> 0:02:40.160 were we do a people that might not know who 0:02:40.240 --> 0:02:42.560 Jennifer and Stephen is talked about your siblings names and 0:02:42.600 --> 0:02:45.320 how they're not very Italian. Are your brother's name is Stephen? 0:02:45.560 --> 0:02:47.519 Some people might be listening for the first time. Patty, 0:02:47.600 --> 0:02:50.760 it's just the radio thing that we do. It's a setup, 0:02:50.800 --> 0:02:53.800 as I'm reintroducing, because you're in a sentence. Hey, you 0:02:53.840 --> 0:02:55.800 when you talk to your mother about your father, you 0:02:55.880 --> 0:02:58.680 call your father daddy. He's like his daddy there. Yes, 0:02:58.840 --> 0:03:00.240 And the other way we talked to you all you 0:03:00.240 --> 0:03:02.400 goes mommy there. I don't know if your mother has 0:03:02.440 --> 0:03:04.480 a quirk and she's like, oh, your brother Stephen's coming. 0:03:04.639 --> 0:03:06.280 As if you had three brothers and you know, and 0:03:06.480 --> 0:03:09.560 for names if one brother wanted way the conversation went 0:03:09.680 --> 0:03:14.560 on the phone, is Stephen and Jennifer coming over? That's 0:03:14.560 --> 0:03:17.480 how it went. You. But for the sake of new listeners, 0:03:18.400 --> 0:03:22.240 you so I don't have to explain. I thought you 0:03:22.320 --> 0:03:25.160 added conservation. Okay, so you added brother and sister. So 0:03:25.240 --> 0:03:27.840 people would know who Stephen and Jennifer. I thought you 0:03:27.880 --> 0:03:30.239 were adding Stephen and Jennifer to know who your brother 0:03:30.280 --> 0:03:32.720 and sister were. You see what I'm saying. No, she 0:03:32.800 --> 0:03:35.080 said Jennifer and Stephen. I could have just as easily 0:03:35.200 --> 0:03:37.800 changed it and say your brother and sister are coming over. 0:03:37.880 --> 0:03:39.680 That's what I thought you would have done, radio professional. 0:03:40.600 --> 0:03:42.720 But instead I thought your mother said, but I also 0:03:42.800 --> 0:03:44.440 want to name them by name. Do you call your 0:03:44.440 --> 0:03:46.000 parts mommy and daddy? So how do I know your 0:03:46.000 --> 0:03:48.000 mother doesn't refer to your brother as your brother, Stephens, 0:03:48.000 --> 0:03:51.840 my sister and brother my sister. They have names and 0:03:52.040 --> 0:03:54.280 they should be known. But you don't have anyone else 0:03:55.120 --> 0:03:57.880 as a sibling. No, you know what your mom's But 0:03:57.960 --> 0:03:59.720 I could say, I could say I could say my 0:03:59.800 --> 0:04:02.480 kids any time and go you don't even give those names. 0:04:02.560 --> 0:04:04.240 But if I said my kids are coming, I don't 0:04:04.240 --> 0:04:06.760 have to say what their names are. If if if 0:04:06.800 --> 0:04:08.880 we spoke to my wife and she said, oh, yeah, 0:04:08.880 --> 0:04:10.960 our kids are gonna be there, she wouldn't say my 0:04:11.080 --> 0:04:13.720 kid blank, my kid blanking, my kid blank. She just 0:04:13.720 --> 0:04:16.600 said my kids. So your brother and sister. Okay, go on, 0:04:16.880 --> 0:04:20.760 don't interrupt yourself. Going. You interrupted me, you did, that's 0:04:20.800 --> 0:04:26.039 your perspective going. So your mothers thought, I mean, so 0:04:26.080 --> 0:04:28.000 who's coming over? Your mother was last This is a 0:04:28.000 --> 0:04:29.440 couple of weeks ago, and I'm like, no, I can't 0:04:29.440 --> 0:04:32.760 come to the barbecue. I missed it outright, But she 0:04:32.760 --> 0:04:35.960 gave you one day's notice, right, But I don't. Had 0:04:36.000 --> 0:04:38.960 we not had that conversation that day, I might not 0:04:39.000 --> 0:04:42.400 have even been invited. Mm hmm. Maybe she thought you 0:04:42.480 --> 0:04:44.560 might know that your siblings are going there, so she 0:04:44.760 --> 0:04:47.279 last minute like maybe like Jennifer was like, oh, I 0:04:47.400 --> 0:04:50.320 mentioned to you know, Anthony, which is your real name. 0:04:50.520 --> 0:04:53.440 I mentioned to Anthony that we were coming for the barbecue. 0:04:53.440 --> 0:04:55.640 Did you invite him? Oh? I better invite him? You 0:04:55.640 --> 0:04:57.360 know how he gets it on. Maybe it was like 0:04:57.400 --> 0:04:59.720 bringing the grandkids party. And you know, I can't believe 0:04:59.800 --> 0:05:02.360 that they would just leave me out that way. Well 0:05:02.480 --> 0:05:05.120 you're you know, they probably figured you're out into club 0:05:06.279 --> 0:05:11.880 on a Sunday afternoon. Oh brunch, you brunch, don't you know? 0:05:12.240 --> 0:05:14.240 I know? But but my point is now this is 0:05:14.279 --> 0:05:17.440 now becoming a pattern of behavior, illustrating. I don't think 0:05:17.800 --> 0:05:20.080 I don't they they looked you for what you put 0:05:20.080 --> 0:05:22.240 them on the radio. You make fun of them, you 0:05:22.320 --> 0:05:25.760 yell at them, and then and then, and my siblings 0:05:25.800 --> 0:05:29.240 bring them grandkids. You can't compete with that. And that's 0:05:29.240 --> 0:05:31.479 the other thing. My brother was bringing the baby, my 0:05:31.560 --> 0:05:36.280 sister's bringing newborn and my nephew Lucas as well. So right, 0:05:36.320 --> 0:05:39.200 they've already had forty years to be I'm not coming 0:05:39.200 --> 0:05:41.640 to the table with anything. Nothing. You're bringing nothing, bringing 0:05:41.680 --> 0:05:44.440 dessert right now, if you got at you brought a 0:05:44.480 --> 0:05:47.280 cat in, that might give you something. As we talk 0:05:47.360 --> 0:05:49.840 about this, and you want you want to get a cat, right, 0:05:49.880 --> 0:05:54.320 but that would be weird, Anthony, bring the cat, but 0:05:54.440 --> 0:05:56.240 you would you would bring the cats so you didn't 0:05:56.240 --> 0:05:59.400 feel like you had nothing to do with right, the 0:05:59.440 --> 0:06:01.600 one that you you's got, you threw the tree to act. 0:06:01.760 --> 0:06:04.719 My brother got a corgy. Yeah, he's a corgy. You 0:06:04.800 --> 0:06:09.560 just know what it is, right, Yeah, it's colloquy. What 0:06:09.560 --> 0:06:13.560 what's what's the dog's name? Butters? Butters? Uh huh? Named 0:06:13.560 --> 0:06:16.920 after anybody, just like butters. It's like from the South 0:06:17.320 --> 0:06:20.240 South butters. Sometimes that's like a butler name. By the way, 0:06:20.279 --> 0:06:21.760 you're testing me, did you think that I didn't know 0:06:21.760 --> 0:06:23.520 the name of my brother's dog. I wouldn't. I wouldn't 0:06:23.520 --> 0:06:25.200 put it past you not to know that this is true. 0:06:25.440 --> 0:06:26.760 I know you know the names of your nieces and 0:06:26.800 --> 0:06:28.680 nephews because you have to buy them stuff. Of course, 0:06:28.760 --> 0:06:32.479 Lucas and Niko and Jack. Right, Oh my right, Lucas, 0:06:32.560 --> 0:06:35.000 Niko and Jack. What's the oil change? Guys? Right? That's 0:06:35.000 --> 0:06:38.880 manny Mo and Jack? Okay, same thing? But uh so 0:06:38.880 --> 0:06:40.719 so yeah, So I'm starting to feel slighted and I'm 0:06:40.760 --> 0:06:43.680 starting to take it personal. Did they just leave me out? 0:06:43.760 --> 0:06:46.279 They assume that I can't make it? Don't ever assume 0:06:46.320 --> 0:06:48.200 I can't make it. Don't you think that makes some 0:06:48.279 --> 0:06:51.719 time in my schedule to be there? I mean, but 0:06:51.720 --> 0:06:55.039 but but you see, you don't You don't really understand 0:06:55.080 --> 0:06:57.800 this because if your mother wants to hang out with you, 0:06:57.920 --> 0:06:59.800 she's gonna ask. My mother wants to have her kids 0:06:59.800 --> 0:07:02.360 all I'm her kids are her kids, that's it. Plus 0:07:02.400 --> 0:07:06.279 she loves me, and I gave her three grandkids, so 0:07:06.320 --> 0:07:08.000 it's a win win for me. How often do the 0:07:08.000 --> 0:07:09.960 grandkids see? Not as much as she'd like, But she's 0:07:09.960 --> 0:07:13.560 a grandmother, so never enough. Then what the hell does 0:07:13.600 --> 0:07:17.000 she care? If she's got said? They never shot up. 0:07:17.080 --> 0:07:18.600 I said never, not as much as she wants. But 0:07:18.640 --> 0:07:21.800 grandparents want them all the time. Yeah, but she sees 0:07:21.840 --> 0:07:24.320 pictures of them and she gets excited, she hears stories. 0:07:24.480 --> 0:07:27.040 She hang pictures on her refrigerator. She print them out, 0:07:27.040 --> 0:07:28.360 these pictures of the kids all over the all over 0:07:28.360 --> 0:07:30.800 the house. That's awesome. I don't have one picture in 0:07:30.800 --> 0:07:33.000 a frame. Do you have a picture of your parents 0:07:33.000 --> 0:07:38.600 in the house a frame? Yeah, you have any pictures? 0:07:38.800 --> 0:07:41.640 I have, like pictures that ended in two thousand and 0:07:41.640 --> 0:07:45.280 two and we stopped printing pictures. People still print pictures, dude. 0:07:45.280 --> 0:07:48.400 I know you're trying to be like, no, no, no pictures. 0:07:48.400 --> 0:07:53.360 Being honest. It send you pictures to companies Walgreens, But 0:07:53.440 --> 0:07:56.600 do people Do people have pictures in their house anymore? 0:07:57.280 --> 0:08:00.040 Current pictures? You don't have a house. You've got in 0:08:00.120 --> 0:08:02.360 a part may have a total of like five six walls. 0:08:02.440 --> 0:08:07.360 I may have about three A family picture from that 0:08:07.680 --> 0:08:09.720 from the year two thousand and three. My ex girlfriend 0:08:09.800 --> 0:08:12.000 is even in it. Yeah, that one on your one, Yeah, 0:08:12.000 --> 0:08:13.400 I know which one, and then I have it took 0:08:13.400 --> 0:08:16.680 a little your current girlfriend allow you to have a 0:08:16.720 --> 0:08:19.200 picture out with your ex girlfriend in the picture out 0:08:20.080 --> 0:08:23.200 because because there are three or four dead relatives in 0:08:23.200 --> 0:08:26.239 that picture as well, and my girlfriends photoshop that ship. 0:08:27.320 --> 0:08:30.320 Maybe I should put my current girlfriend, yeah, or get 0:08:30.360 --> 0:08:32.440 a cat and put the cat over the the picture. 0:08:32.600 --> 0:08:34.360 You can't have a picture of your ex girlfriend out 0:08:34.400 --> 0:08:36.959 with your new girlfriend there. Who wants to see that? 0:08:38.040 --> 0:08:39.760 If you want over your if you went over your 0:08:39.760 --> 0:08:42.360 ex girlfriend's your current girlfriend's house, would you want to 0:08:42.400 --> 0:08:44.480 see her with like some guy on the piano? Like, 0:08:44.840 --> 0:08:47.480 not just the two of them, there's no reason for that. Well, 0:08:47.480 --> 0:08:49.480 what if they're together in the pictures surrounded by aunts 0:08:49.480 --> 0:08:51.000 and uncles you don't give a shit about. I don't 0:08:51.000 --> 0:08:55.520 care if there's an old if they'd listen to me. 0:08:56.120 --> 0:08:59.760 If there's an old picture from like the nineties, where 0:08:59.800 --> 0:09:02.880 there are dead relatives in the picture, or there was 0:09:02.920 --> 0:09:07.040 some event that you went to that he was like, 0:09:07.080 --> 0:09:09.720 it was a time and place with all those people. 0:09:11.040 --> 0:09:13.480 I would have no problem, no problem going over the 0:09:13.559 --> 0:09:16.200 house and every time you're there, Well, he's part of 0:09:16.200 --> 0:09:18.319 the picture. Seeing a picture of a guy who may 0:09:18.320 --> 0:09:21.120 have had sex with your girlfriend, he's part of the picture. 0:09:21.200 --> 0:09:24.240 He is one point. He's not the picture, though he 0:09:24.280 --> 0:09:27.640 doesn't define the picture. He just happens to be in 0:09:27.679 --> 0:09:31.400 a picture. That means that has a lot larger meaning. Yeah, 0:09:31.480 --> 0:09:33.480 it means he had sex with your girlfriend before you 0:09:33.480 --> 0:09:37.160 didn't as a picture to prove it. Wow, listen to you. 0:09:36.880 --> 0:09:39.959 You have no self esteem. I have self esteem. To you, 0:09:40.160 --> 0:09:42.320 that's not a self esteem is yes, it is who 0:09:42.360 --> 0:09:46.800 cares the passes the past. Now I wouldn't doesn't wash 0:09:46.840 --> 0:09:49.200 off the boys quote. Guy, you can put that in 0:09:49.200 --> 0:09:50.880 a quote if the two of the if the two 0:09:50.920 --> 0:09:54.000 of them were like hugging and kissing and it's just 0:09:54.040 --> 0:09:56.720 the two of them, well, yeah, I'd be pissed. But 0:09:56.880 --> 0:10:00.319 that that's disrespectful. But the fact's head was on family, 0:10:00.640 --> 0:10:02.200 head was on his What if her head was on 0:10:02.240 --> 0:10:04.920 his shoulder? What if it was like I'm gonna marry 0:10:04.920 --> 0:10:06.960 this guy someday kind of picture. It's not my fault 0:10:06.960 --> 0:10:08.920 that I wasn't part of her life at that time, 0:10:09.200 --> 0:10:11.760 at that moment leaving the picture out, No, it's not. 0:10:11.920 --> 0:10:13.680 I don't blame. I would not falter. What if she 0:10:13.720 --> 0:10:16.400 looks at that as happier days she wished she had 0:10:16.400 --> 0:10:18.320 that guy back, if that was the meme in the frame. 0:10:18.320 --> 0:10:21.080 But if that was a quote when the guy you 0:10:21.160 --> 0:10:24.400 loved is in the picture with your family? That's the meme. Dude, 0:10:24.600 --> 0:10:27.079 you should that's disrespectful. You should have your girlfriend's picture 0:10:27.080 --> 0:10:29.880 out because okay, but I have to now get one 0:10:29.920 --> 0:10:31.600 in print one. And you know what, I do have 0:10:31.640 --> 0:10:33.560 an empty frame that was meant for that, and I 0:10:33.600 --> 0:10:35.840 never put a picture in and I should have. I 0:10:35.840 --> 0:10:38.800 probably should. The thing is, I don't. Is this the 0:10:38.880 --> 0:10:42.360 girlfriend right before your current girlfriend, big girlfriend, like the 0:10:42.400 --> 0:10:45.480 big one? Who the blonde? This the blonde? No, dude, 0:10:45.520 --> 0:10:47.840 that was the your longtime girlfriend. You you were like, 0:10:47.920 --> 0:10:51.719 she's the longtime girlfriend before your current longtime girlfriend. Yes, 0:10:51.840 --> 0:10:54.720 you can't do that? Why not? It's like, look I hook, 0:10:54.800 --> 0:10:56.960 I replaced you with Look who I look who you 0:10:56.960 --> 0:11:00.440 replaced that. I do have a frame that was meant 0:11:01.440 --> 0:11:05.000 for the for an updated picture in a picture. But 0:11:05.080 --> 0:11:06.800 the thing is okay, okay, so here you don't have 0:11:06.800 --> 0:11:08.680 a picture of like you and your current girlfriend and 0:11:08.720 --> 0:11:12.280 your family. No, you know, but here's why I haven't printed. 0:11:12.760 --> 0:11:13.959 Let me tell you the last time I printed on 0:11:14.000 --> 0:11:16.160 a picture. The last time I printed out a picture, 0:11:16.640 --> 0:11:18.920 it was me and my Brooklyn boys, Brooklyn boys in 0:11:19.000 --> 0:11:22.120 you and the real Brooklyn boys, not don't don't get 0:11:22.200 --> 0:11:25.880 jealous that it's the real Brooklyn. The guys you hung 0:11:25.880 --> 0:11:28.040 out with in Brooklyn. Who are your boys? Okay, your 0:11:28.040 --> 0:11:33.319 boys from Brooklyn boys. It was our trip to Boston, 0:11:33.800 --> 0:11:36.240 which was in two thousand four. Have you had sex 0:11:36.280 --> 0:11:40.720 with any of them? What? No, you could have experimented, Dick. 0:11:41.720 --> 0:11:45.560 What I'm saying is this and four we in two 0:11:45.559 --> 0:11:48.360 thousand four that we went to Boston, and that was 0:11:48.400 --> 0:11:52.200 the last time sixteen years ago. But the last time 0:11:52.240 --> 0:11:54.480 that I printed out a picture and put it in 0:11:54.480 --> 0:11:57.760 a frame. Ever since then, I have never printed a 0:11:57.760 --> 0:12:01.280 picture because everything's been on our phones. Did you have 0:12:01.320 --> 0:12:03.080 a picture on your phone of your girlfriend and your 0:12:03.080 --> 0:12:05.720 whole family of yeah, I've got that. Yeah, you have 0:12:05.720 --> 0:12:07.560 a picture. You're saying I should print it and put 0:12:07.559 --> 0:12:09.840 it in a friend Yes, over the one that's currently 0:12:09.880 --> 0:12:12.440 with your ex girlfriend. But that one has a family. 0:12:12.600 --> 0:12:16.160 That one has dead relatives. How many dead relatives? Four? 0:12:16.360 --> 0:12:20.880 Are they? Are they very important? Are the dead their relatives? 0:12:20.960 --> 0:12:23.080 How could they not be the dead relatives in this 0:12:23.120 --> 0:12:26.520 picture more important than updating the picture for your girlfriend? Like, 0:12:26.559 --> 0:12:28.280 who's more important? Well, then I want to just get 0:12:28.320 --> 0:12:30.439 another frame and another picture. But I'm not going to 0:12:30.559 --> 0:12:32.480 cover that one. So when you break up with this girlfriend, 0:12:32.559 --> 0:12:35.480 then you can get another. I think you never know. 0:12:35.920 --> 0:12:39.000 I don't wish it on you, but who what my 0:12:39.080 --> 0:12:41.120 question to you? It goes back to what I asked 0:12:41.160 --> 0:12:43.840 you at the top of this conversation. Who even takes 0:12:43.840 --> 0:12:47.880 pictures and put some frames anymore? Nobody? It's over. You 0:12:47.960 --> 0:12:49.520 just did that thing we talked about three weeks ago. 0:12:49.559 --> 0:12:52.120 We had the word even into a sorry, who even? 0:12:52.320 --> 0:12:55.000 Who even? You know? Who does people who want their 0:12:55.000 --> 0:12:59.559 girlfriend's pictures. I'm just saying nobody. It's just it's a 0:12:59.640 --> 0:13:01.840 lazy thing. I think it's a lazy thing. You're too 0:13:01.920 --> 0:13:04.160 lazy to replace your ex girlfriend, even though you've replaced 0:13:04.160 --> 0:13:09.000 your ex girlfriend. I surrender. Throw in the white flag, alright, 0:13:09.040 --> 0:13:10.880 so we can do we can putting a picture up 0:13:11.000 --> 0:13:13.600 next time we have a box. At some point, I'm 0:13:13.600 --> 0:13:14.800 gonna have to do that. I'm gonna have to take 0:13:14.800 --> 0:13:17.040 a picture at eleven years, twelve years, and I'm gonna 0:13:17.040 --> 0:13:20.000 have to print it to go to print it. Yeah, 0:13:20.160 --> 0:13:22.760 send it to the local store, drug store whatever. Walgreens 0:13:23.720 --> 0:13:26.880 such an archaic thought, but okay, I mean Walgreen's where 0:13:26.920 --> 0:13:31.440 we get our prescriptions doubt while you treat me for 0:13:31.440 --> 0:13:38.240 the corona. Uh so Um, I have a good customer 0:13:38.280 --> 0:13:41.680 service story and and a a failed customer service story, 0:13:41.960 --> 0:13:45.319 and I can share those with you. So fresh pet, 0:13:46.120 --> 0:13:48.640 fresh pet is the food, the dog food that my 0:13:48.640 --> 0:13:52.360 my dogs like. They're the refrigerated, refrigerated stuff. Right, Let's 0:13:52.360 --> 0:13:57.400 face it, it's bougie dog food. It is. No, it's 0:13:57.440 --> 0:14:00.839 it's just it's fresh, it's moist, it's bouge tasty. If 0:14:00.840 --> 0:14:04.480 I was a dog I need fresh pet, you definitely would. Yeah, well, no, 0:14:04.559 --> 0:14:06.320 it's I'll tell you why it's not bougie. I'll tell 0:14:06.320 --> 0:14:08.960 you what. It's not bougie. So fresh Pets sent up, 0:14:09.640 --> 0:14:13.440 it ain't alpo. No Fresh Pet was kind enough to 0:14:13.520 --> 0:14:16.160 send up a bunch of stuff. Here to the Morning show, 0:14:16.760 --> 0:14:19.760 Elvis's dog and Scotty's dog, a bunch of the dogs. Well, 0:14:19.800 --> 0:14:23.640 Elvis had left already and it was a weekend, So 0:14:23.920 --> 0:14:27.400 Scotty's dog doesn't eat fresh pet. My dogs eat fresh pets. 0:14:27.400 --> 0:14:29.120 So they're like, oh, why don't you take a d 0:14:29.440 --> 0:14:31.800 like most of it home with you? Well, the reason 0:14:31.880 --> 0:14:34.000 they dropped off stuff and they're not a client, they 0:14:34.040 --> 0:14:39.360 didn't I'm on. They have a new line of like 0:14:39.400 --> 0:14:44.000 a gourmet top end of Fresh Pet. It's like Fresh 0:14:44.000 --> 0:14:46.440 Pets select something. It doesn't matter, don't tweat me. But 0:14:46.560 --> 0:14:49.760 they now sell like little cups of fruit and vegetables, 0:14:50.440 --> 0:14:52.880 and they have, um, you know, I go on my 0:14:53.160 --> 0:14:55.080 while I'm talking, go on my Instagram. You'll see the 0:14:55.360 --> 0:14:57.160 like six pictures ago, and you can tell me what 0:14:57.240 --> 0:14:59.800 the burgers are called. They now have chicken burgers and 0:14:59.840 --> 0:15:03.760 be burgers that look like grilled turkey burgers and regular 0:15:03.800 --> 0:15:07.880 burgers like chicken burgers. They look like human food. Okay, 0:15:08.760 --> 0:15:13.160 so my dogs loved them. On your Instagram, like six 0:15:13.200 --> 0:15:17.080 pictures ago, you'll see, and I was zooming. I love 0:15:17.120 --> 0:15:19.840 the packaging. Yeah, I mean this could be mistaken for 0:15:19.920 --> 0:15:23.920 human absolutely. Now what's the brand on the steak burger 0:15:23.960 --> 0:15:28.040 and the turkey burger? Beef here something Fresh Pets. Something 0:15:28.720 --> 0:15:33.560 says Homestyle Creations Creations. Okay, all right, very good. So 0:15:33.680 --> 0:15:39.320 I don't right, Okay, So what I did was I 0:15:39.360 --> 0:15:42.160 tweeted at them at Fresh Pet and I said, hey, 0:15:42.240 --> 0:15:46.880 where do I find your stuff? So so they said, 0:15:46.880 --> 0:15:49.040 we'll check the website as a locator there. So I 0:15:49.040 --> 0:15:52.000 go on the website and it says only locations anywhere 0:15:52.080 --> 0:15:56.160 New where I live for a hundred miles, only Whole Foods. Now, 0:15:56.160 --> 0:15:57.800 I don't go to Whole Foods at often, certainly not 0:15:57.840 --> 0:16:00.720 as often as my dogs need to eat. Plus, you know, 0:16:00.800 --> 0:16:03.040 Whole Foods is expensive. We talked, we talked about this 0:16:03.160 --> 0:16:07.760 entire thing on this podcast. I feel like I'm having right, right, okay, 0:16:07.840 --> 0:16:10.520 So I'm just I'm recapping. So I went and got it. 0:16:10.560 --> 0:16:12.160 I went and got in the Whole Foods. Then on 0:16:12.200 --> 0:16:17.360 social media, right, so it's available at shop, write and talk, 0:16:17.400 --> 0:16:20.480 get everybody. So after the last time I spoke about this, 0:16:20.520 --> 0:16:22.480 which was I think last episode or two episodes ago, 0:16:22.800 --> 0:16:25.000 I tweeted at them and said, hey guys, just so 0:16:25.080 --> 0:16:27.680 you know, you told me it's only available the Whole 0:16:27.680 --> 0:16:31.480 Foods and it's available like it's everywhere, and then the 0:16:31.520 --> 0:16:34.440 price differential and all right, so I said I overpaid 0:16:34.480 --> 0:16:37.360 four dollars and they said, d M s. We'll get 0:16:37.440 --> 0:16:39.800 take care of you now you're all caught up. So 0:16:39.840 --> 0:16:43.880 I d M to my address and yesterday, as as 0:16:43.880 --> 0:16:45.760 it turns out, I get an envelope from Fresh Pet 0:16:46.360 --> 0:16:50.560 with a little note that says enjoy Sorry, for the inconvenience. 0:16:52.040 --> 0:16:56.160 Uh our thank you to you and your pups. Good boys. 0:16:56.200 --> 0:17:02.000 They not to give me stuff for us. Boy, actually 0:17:02.040 --> 0:17:06.760 for much ship for us. Appreciate well. And I drew 0:17:06.840 --> 0:17:10.000 two dogs, the two dogs, So what did they get? 0:17:10.200 --> 0:17:15.440 Seventy five dollars in gift coupons for as much of 0:17:15.480 --> 0:17:18.159 the food all I want five dollars. That's amazing. I 0:17:18.200 --> 0:17:22.720 overpaid four dollars and I you know a lot because 0:17:22.760 --> 0:17:25.840 I pointed it out, for a net total of seventy right, 0:17:25.880 --> 0:17:27.919 plus the gas and my time going to Whole Foods. 0:17:28.520 --> 0:17:31.280 But yeah, how great is that? So fresh pet stepping 0:17:31.400 --> 0:17:36.560 up to the bowl the doggy ball. Now on the 0:17:36.560 --> 0:17:38.600 other thing, I also we're doing free ship for us. Yeah, 0:17:38.640 --> 0:17:40.440 I want to slip in a free ship for us 0:17:40.440 --> 0:17:42.240 real quick. And then I'm gonna give you example of 0:17:42.240 --> 0:17:44.359 a company that did not do the right thing. So 0:17:44.480 --> 0:17:48.960 on one of the I think March four, of the 0:17:48.960 --> 0:17:52.760 Elvis Sturan fifteen minute Morning Show, uh, he was yelling 0:17:52.760 --> 0:17:55.280 at Danielle Monaro from the elm Stran Show because you listen, 0:17:55.680 --> 0:17:58.000 and Danielle was eating my favorite cereal and the Serial 0:17:58.040 --> 0:18:01.920 Killers podcast has five boxes of cereal in the next studio. 0:18:02.720 --> 0:18:07.000 My favorite is Special K Chocolate Delight. I love it great. 0:18:07.640 --> 0:18:11.040 So Danielle goes in and of all the boxes of cereal, 0:18:11.600 --> 0:18:14.560 she takes the one Scotty personally bought from me that 0:18:14.680 --> 0:18:18.119 I chipped in for. So I had some too. You 0:18:18.160 --> 0:18:21.120 had some too? Was like, well, then it became a thing. 0:18:21.200 --> 0:18:22.600 It's like, oh, bro he doesn't want us to eat 0:18:22.600 --> 0:18:24.800 a cereal. Fuck you, I mean because your bricks. I 0:18:24.840 --> 0:18:27.080 get it. So I would go back and listen to 0:18:27.119 --> 0:18:29.320 the March fourth podcast, but in the middle of the podcast, 0:18:29.400 --> 0:18:31.640 I pointed out that daniel gave up chocolate for Lent 0:18:31.960 --> 0:18:35.320 and she was eating my chocolate cereal lightning bolt struck. Well, 0:18:35.400 --> 0:18:39.680 let me guess something happened. They heard it the shout 0:18:39.720 --> 0:18:45.000 out Eric and jen I believe their last name is 0:18:45.160 --> 0:18:51.199 uh boll Eric and jen Um. They know that they 0:18:51.240 --> 0:18:53.600 know of your love for chocolate d K and they 0:18:53.680 --> 0:18:57.600 sent me Chocolate Delight. They sent me a family size 0:18:58.240 --> 0:19:02.480 box of Special K Chocolate Delight with free dessert written 0:19:02.520 --> 0:19:04.560 on the box and Grammar Police written on the box. 0:19:04.680 --> 0:19:08.320 The good boys not to give me stuff, especially Brody. 0:19:08.560 --> 0:19:16.520 First ship for me, second free for me. Aren't you 0:19:16.560 --> 0:19:19.520 going to share some of that special k. I shared 0:19:19.560 --> 0:19:21.240 the last box you weren't supposed to take, and you 0:19:21.359 --> 0:19:23.080 ate all my cereals. So so what did you do 0:19:23.200 --> 0:19:28.119 with this box of chocolate Ea, chocolate sugary k I 0:19:28.280 --> 0:19:31.960 brought at home? Do you pricks? Can't steal my serial? 0:19:32.600 --> 0:19:37.000 All right, so I told you about fresh pet now god, yeah, no, no, continued, 0:19:37.000 --> 0:19:39.840 I wanted to tell you about oral b Oh, the 0:19:39.880 --> 0:19:43.359 toothbrush people. The toothbrush people. Now, maybe this will be 0:19:43.359 --> 0:19:45.399 the title of our episode, because if you put or 0:19:45.520 --> 0:19:52.000 in people, its Brody has an oral problem. They're talking right, 0:19:52.800 --> 0:19:57.560 So they make like twenty four different toothbrushes, plaque and 0:19:57.680 --> 0:20:01.320 totter and all in ones and action and all of 0:20:01.320 --> 0:20:03.679 these toothbrushes, and you know you can get him in 0:20:03.760 --> 0:20:07.120 soft and medium. Oh my god, is that spruce? Yeah? Now, 0:20:07.160 --> 0:20:10.240 nobody's like dropped like thirty pounds. Yeah, he's like wasting 0:20:10.240 --> 0:20:14.080 away that guy. Yeah, yep, he's passed by the window. Yeah, 0:20:14.119 --> 0:20:16.479 he's wasted away Maugarityville. By the way, I got props 0:20:16.480 --> 0:20:18.639 of a bunch of our listeners for using George carlin 0:20:19.240 --> 0:20:22.119 uh in our in last months less episode. I'm very 0:20:22.119 --> 0:20:24.600 excited that people got the reference. They under who George 0:20:24.600 --> 0:20:29.040 Colin was anyway, So I like a particularly toothbrush. You 0:20:29.080 --> 0:20:32.280 have a toothbrush you like, Yes, the one that competes 0:20:32.320 --> 0:20:34.040 with Oral B and and it's going to be our 0:20:34.160 --> 0:20:37.320 new favorite toothbrush after this story. Okay, well that will 0:20:37.359 --> 0:20:40.520 be the Sonic Care. Oh, the Sonic Care is a 0:20:40.600 --> 0:20:45.000 superior brush to the fucking Oral b. Okay, listen, Sonic 0:20:45.040 --> 0:20:48.240 Care is upscale. That's that's another level. That's the fresh 0:20:48.240 --> 0:20:52.000 pet of toothbrusces. Yeah, and don't I also like I've 0:20:52.080 --> 0:20:54.800 used quip. I like quip when I when I want 0:20:54.800 --> 0:20:57.720 to use It's fine, It's fine, But I'm saying for 0:20:57.760 --> 0:21:00.479 like every day just toothbrush. I've always did a thing 0:21:00.520 --> 0:21:02.800 with quip. Actually I do. I use quip on the go. 0:21:02.920 --> 0:21:06.320 I use quip for traveling, Yeah, traveling, it's yeah. Care 0:21:07.200 --> 0:21:09.679 is my home base toothbrush. Do I need to hit 0:21:09.720 --> 0:21:12.800 the jingle? But what did I need the jingle? There 0:21:12.840 --> 0:21:15.439 not a sponsor. I'll get that jingle ready, but they 0:21:15.480 --> 0:21:19.480 could be. It sounds like Oral Bright. It's about to 0:21:20.240 --> 0:21:22.960 let me tell to scrub your fucking Let me let 0:21:23.000 --> 0:21:25.280 me tell tiles. Let me tell you about Oral by 0:21:25.359 --> 0:21:27.960 So the particular type I like by the way they 0:21:28.760 --> 0:21:32.120 go in circles. Right, the oral by brush, No, down 0:21:32.160 --> 0:21:34.560 the shaft. No, it's just a regular toothbrush. It's a 0:21:34.640 --> 0:21:37.479 coal bas a company. They make all types. Okay, I'm 0:21:37.520 --> 0:21:39.760 thinking of this specific. They make the spinning ones. They 0:21:39.800 --> 0:21:43.359 make a spinning the regular toothbrush, the plastic ones that 0:21:43.480 --> 0:21:46.400 are like a couple of dollars they like five bucks. Anyway. 0:21:46.600 --> 0:21:48.840 The point is they make some of a smaller head, 0:21:48.880 --> 0:21:50.480 and they make some of the bigger head. When it 0:21:50.480 --> 0:21:53.560 comes to oral by, I like a bigger head, so 0:21:53.640 --> 0:21:55.879 they make like three or four, a bigger head. They 0:21:56.000 --> 0:21:58.320 like the wider They like the so some of them 0:21:58.359 --> 0:22:00.800 have a wider head, three or four. There's the ass. Now, 0:22:00.880 --> 0:22:03.520 toothbrushes are available in soft and medium. You could accommodate 0:22:03.520 --> 0:22:09.200 a wider head in my mouth, No, but in the toothbrush. Yes. 0:22:09.640 --> 0:22:12.320 So they don't make firm anymore. Right, So technically you 0:22:12.400 --> 0:22:15.480 can't have a medium without a firm. They took away firm, 0:22:15.560 --> 0:22:20.440 then it's not Then then medium is firm. Right. Okay, Yeah, 0:22:20.480 --> 0:22:24.359 we're in agreement. I think right. Good anyway, So I 0:22:24.400 --> 0:22:26.840 want to replace the toothbrush I have. I think I 0:22:26.880 --> 0:22:28.760 bought a four pack a couple of years ago, maybe 0:22:28.760 --> 0:22:30.359 a year ago, whatever, it was a long time ago, 0:22:30.520 --> 0:22:33.600 and I'm on the last one, all right, Okay, Now, 0:22:33.680 --> 0:22:36.679 I used to buy blue ones, and now most of 0:22:36.720 --> 0:22:41.000 them are like lavender and brown and silver like generic. 0:22:41.080 --> 0:22:43.560 Anyone can use the colors. They don't sell red and 0:22:43.560 --> 0:22:45.959 blue anymore that I could find anywhere. I'm sure they do. 0:22:45.960 --> 0:22:49.520 Don't tweet me. Okay, here's the problem. For about a 0:22:49.560 --> 0:22:51.600 month and a half now, I've been trying to replace 0:22:51.640 --> 0:22:54.800 the toothbrush the style. I like one of three styles 0:22:54.800 --> 0:22:56.320 as long as they have the water head and a 0:22:56.440 --> 0:22:58.760 certain and blue would be nice. But I can't find it, 0:22:58.960 --> 0:23:02.320 and I want medium. You would think that medium was 0:23:02.359 --> 0:23:06.199 discontinued like the firm, and only soft is available. I 0:23:06.240 --> 0:23:09.120 went to Walmart's Soft doesn't. I went to multiple Walmarts, 0:23:09.160 --> 0:23:11.760 which is why I said Walmarts. I went to Targets. 0:23:12.640 --> 0:23:16.879 I went to UH shop Rights. Nobody has the medium. 0:23:16.880 --> 0:23:20.480 I went on Amazon. Amazon has two sellers that sell 0:23:20.480 --> 0:23:23.680 the medium, but they're jacking it up like like there 0:23:23.760 --> 0:23:26.040 was a war, and these are the last ones in existence. 0:23:26.160 --> 0:23:29.280 They're like thirteen dollars twelve dollars a toothbrush. There's like 0:23:29.280 --> 0:23:31.840 a four pack for eighty dollars or something. I can't 0:23:31.840 --> 0:23:34.520 find the medium of the three styles with the waterhead 0:23:34.520 --> 0:23:36.639 that I like, So I go to I go to 0:23:36.680 --> 0:23:41.280 target Um last weekend and I go to the toothbrush again. 0:23:41.320 --> 0:23:42.960 I go, you know what, I'm gonna try one more 0:23:43.000 --> 0:23:46.560 time because my toothbrush is falling apart practically. So I'm 0:23:46.600 --> 0:23:48.679 looking through. There's like, you know, like those little like 0:23:48.800 --> 0:23:52.000 spikes they put the toothbrushes on. There's like forty spikes 0:23:52.000 --> 0:23:55.280 of toothbrushes. Thirty of them are Oral B. So I'm 0:23:55.280 --> 0:23:57.400 looking behind them. I'm looking for a medium I can't 0:23:57.520 --> 0:24:00.359 and they're all brown. Who uses a brown tooth brush? 0:24:00.640 --> 0:24:03.640 Let me come on, it's not nine. That's not a color. 0:24:03.680 --> 0:24:06.080 That's not a calornybody used for toothbrushes. I don't want 0:24:06.080 --> 0:24:11.880 to as having to do with blue, pink white. They're 0:24:11.920 --> 0:24:14.159 the worst colors from Moral B and that's all I 0:24:14.160 --> 0:24:16.840 could find on Amazon. And so they're all soft. And 0:24:16.840 --> 0:24:19.960 there's a girl in her twenties, very friendly, She very friendly, 0:24:20.000 --> 0:24:22.040 and he's like, excuse me, I had moved my cart, 0:24:22.400 --> 0:24:24.439 And you know, um, when you have all those spikes 0:24:24.440 --> 0:24:27.280 with the toothbrushes. When they fall, nobody puts them back. 0:24:27.640 --> 0:24:30.320 So there's the pile of toothbrushes at the bottom of 0:24:30.359 --> 0:24:33.800 the display. She's going through the display. Now, I went 0:24:33.840 --> 0:24:37.080 through that pile the previous weekend and couldn't find my medium, 0:24:37.320 --> 0:24:40.199 cross action or all in one toothbrush that I wanted. 0:24:40.680 --> 0:24:42.720 So I'm going through all the spikes and she's going 0:24:42.720 --> 0:24:45.919 through the bottom. So I so it's this. This sucks. 0:24:46.200 --> 0:24:49.640 They don't carry the toothbrush I want. So I said, yeah, 0:24:49.680 --> 0:24:52.359 I'm having the same problem. She's I've been looking for 0:24:52.480 --> 0:24:55.399 months for my toothbrush. I said, uh, what are you 0:24:55.400 --> 0:24:58.240 looking for? I'm looking for the cross action or the 0:24:58.359 --> 0:25:01.520 or the or the all in one medium. I said, 0:25:01.520 --> 0:25:04.480 Holy ships, so am I. The two of us have 0:25:04.600 --> 0:25:07.280 been looking at the same time, in the same place, 0:25:07.320 --> 0:25:10.080 but the same for the same film two So I said, 0:25:10.359 --> 0:25:12.199 I thought I was going crazy. She was, I've been 0:25:12.240 --> 0:25:15.800 to three targets, Walmart's online, Amazon. She's gone through the 0:25:15.840 --> 0:25:18.200 same thing I did. There we are in Target looking 0:25:18.240 --> 0:25:21.320 for the same toothprush is the Twilight Zone. It's one 0:25:21.359 --> 0:25:23.080 of those things. If like she was even close to 0:25:23.080 --> 0:25:24.560 my age and I was single, it would be like, 0:25:24.640 --> 0:25:29.200 oh my god, we could share toothbrushes. Okay, but that's 0:25:29.200 --> 0:25:31.840 not the case. So we're both like looking, we help 0:25:31.880 --> 0:25:35.720 each other, can't find it whatever. So I decide to 0:25:35.880 --> 0:25:41.320 go online and I tweet oral B at Oralby and 0:25:41.320 --> 0:25:43.080 I said, Hey, ho world beat now coming off my 0:25:43.160 --> 0:25:47.320 win with fresh pet. I'm rolling, baby, I'm rolling. Everybody 0:25:47.320 --> 0:25:49.800 helps David Brodie out, Hula hands, help me out. You 0:25:49.800 --> 0:25:52.160 guys know you listen to the podcast. When I tweet them, 0:25:52.359 --> 0:25:57.440 they come through, psn G, Verizon, Samsung'll come through. So well. 0:25:57.440 --> 0:25:59.680 The good companies come through, the ones that have great 0:25:59.720 --> 0:26:02.480 custom the service. So oral B writes me back within 0:26:02.520 --> 0:26:05.560 an hour. Hey, we want to help you with your problem, 0:26:05.840 --> 0:26:10.520 d m us. So I d M them and they say, hey, 0:26:10.600 --> 0:26:14.080 where do you live? I go, I'm in bad They're 0:26:14.080 --> 0:26:15.640 going to deliver it to your house. So I tell 0:26:15.680 --> 0:26:17.880 them the problem. I say, listen, I'm looking for these 0:26:17.880 --> 0:26:20.000 toothbrushes in the medium. I go through the whole story. 0:26:20.000 --> 0:26:21.840 I tell about the girl in the store. I go, 0:26:21.960 --> 0:26:26.159 it's unbelievable. Your mediums aren't available anywhere. So they go, 0:26:26.160 --> 0:26:28.159 where do you live? Get what's your zip code? I 0:26:28.200 --> 0:26:30.239 give my zip code and this is what they right. 0:26:30.359 --> 0:26:34.960 So so they said, h oh um, we we're gonna 0:26:35.040 --> 0:26:38.719 track down where in your area. Yeah you can get it. 0:26:38.800 --> 0:26:41.080 You don't know not where you can get it. We're 0:26:41.080 --> 0:26:45.840 gonna track down where in the area stores have sold it. 0:26:46.720 --> 0:26:49.760 So I right back and I go, hey, guys, can't 0:26:49.760 --> 0:26:52.240 you just send me some toothbrushes? This is what they 0:26:52.320 --> 0:26:55.720 write back to me oral By at Oralby, we don't 0:26:55.720 --> 0:26:57.840 have any products here that we can send through the mail. 0:26:58.600 --> 0:27:02.160 Our where to bite tool on our website shows that 0:27:02.200 --> 0:27:05.600 Walmart has sold these brushes in the last thirty days. 0:27:06.320 --> 0:27:07.920 So hold on this more to it. But okay, let's 0:27:07.920 --> 0:27:11.640 stop there. So Walmart had them a month ago. Why 0:27:11.640 --> 0:27:13.600 are they telling you that that's only gonna enrange you? 0:27:13.880 --> 0:27:15.800 And you don't know if they have them there now? 0:27:16.160 --> 0:27:17.880 So you want me to go back to the Walmart. 0:27:17.920 --> 0:27:20.960 I already told you I went to someone else bought 0:27:20.960 --> 0:27:23.480 the one you had, and now you want me to 0:27:23.480 --> 0:27:26.440 go back. So they go, but since you've already tried there, 0:27:26.760 --> 0:27:29.000 which by the way, you see that look up close, 0:27:29.160 --> 0:27:31.119 they used the wrong there, so funk you are will 0:27:31.160 --> 0:27:32.800 be They use T H E I R. So that 0:27:32.800 --> 0:27:34.879 that means it's not a stock response. I mean, somebody's 0:27:34.880 --> 0:27:38.280 actually writing yes. But since you've already tried th h 0:27:38.359 --> 0:27:40.720 E I R, we don't want to make you search 0:27:40.840 --> 0:27:43.520 there again. Now they use the right there in the 0:27:43.560 --> 0:27:46.680 same sentence. We've reached out to our team to see 0:27:46.680 --> 0:27:51.959 what the status with the particular brushes are um. In 0:27:52.000 --> 0:27:54.920 the meantime, we do have several other medium bristol brushes 0:27:55.160 --> 0:27:58.159 we'd recommend giving a try, and can be found on 0:27:58.200 --> 0:28:01.640 this link. If you have any questions, please feel free 0:28:01.680 --> 0:28:03.800 to let us know. So they sent me a link 0:28:04.200 --> 0:28:09.880 to their website that shows me pictures, pictures, pictures, because 0:28:09.880 --> 0:28:12.720 you could brush your teeth with pictures. They showed me 0:28:12.840 --> 0:28:18.160 pictures of the toothbrushes I can buy if I could 0:28:18.200 --> 0:28:24.760 find them in a store where I've already established. Scary 0:28:24.800 --> 0:28:28.760 that they aren't in the store. So, hey, brody, loyal customer, 0:28:29.320 --> 0:28:32.520 here's a list of other toothbrushes your stores are out of. 0:28:33.680 --> 0:28:36.840 In case you didn't find the cross action, here's a 0:28:36.880 --> 0:28:39.240 bunch of other models we have. And by the way, 0:28:39.320 --> 0:28:42.200 here you might like here's some pictures to d antilize 0:28:42.200 --> 0:28:44.640 you with. 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Oh, pack up the lunch for the day, 0:29:23.880 --> 0:29:26.600 spend your time at Target looking for the Superior Clean. 0:29:26.920 --> 0:29:30.480 They're out of that one. Maybe you'd like the three 0:29:30.560 --> 0:29:33.880 d white Lux pro Flex. They obviously don't know good 0:29:33.920 --> 0:29:37.880 customer service. So not only aren't they gonna send me any, 0:29:37.920 --> 0:29:39.880 but they've told me what. We're a store that had 0:29:39.920 --> 0:29:42.800 them thirty days ago. And then here's a link in 0:29:42.840 --> 0:29:45.920 case I couldn't go to their website and find them myself. 0:29:46.000 --> 0:29:49.560 What idiots of other toothbrushes that aren't in the store. 0:29:49.640 --> 0:29:51.680 Here's a chance for them to make it right. If 0:29:51.720 --> 0:29:54.400 any of those toothbrushes were in the store. Wouldn't I 0:29:54.400 --> 0:29:57.040 have bought them? Wouldn't I have said, there's a wide 0:29:57.080 --> 0:30:00.200 head medium, I'll buy that one. In my email to them, 0:30:00.240 --> 0:30:02.520 did I say you have other? Do you have any 0:30:02.560 --> 0:30:05.320 other models I might look for? On the thirty pegs? 0:30:05.320 --> 0:30:12.880 I already looked at your fox. Fuck you in the mouth. 0:30:13.200 --> 0:30:18.640 How about that where the bee stands for bullshit? Oral bullshit? 0:30:19.000 --> 0:30:21.680 Are we letting him in? I think spruces here hang 0:30:21.760 --> 0:30:29.000 out and Spruce on the loose. I missed you, my man, 0:30:30.840 --> 0:30:36.160 I missed you, just you, just man. Second, I missed 0:30:36.200 --> 0:30:40.240 you first of all, jazz hands we got, oh yeah, 0:30:40.240 --> 0:30:41.800 we tried to shake hands there and he gave me 0:30:41.840 --> 0:30:43.440 the didn't even give me a fist bump I did. 0:30:48.600 --> 0:30:51.720 Why don't you scared? How say give me some skin? Bro? 0:30:53.840 --> 0:30:57.240 And its Corona environment. I can't skin. You can't give 0:30:57.240 --> 0:31:00.400 me some skin. How's it going, guys, it's going? I 0:31:00.480 --> 0:31:03.840 have Spruce's song, we do, But I wanted the first 0:31:03.840 --> 0:31:06.080 tell you scares running the boy? Tonight you done the job. 0:31:06.080 --> 0:31:08.440 I'm doing an awesome twenty minutes of my damn jingle. 0:31:08.720 --> 0:31:11.960 Hey hey, first of all, you just made the room 0:31:11.960 --> 0:31:15.000 smell better from walking. It smells so good. And I said, 0:31:15.000 --> 0:31:17.160 and I saw you walking outside before, and I'm like, dude, 0:31:17.160 --> 0:31:20.720 I'm like, is that spruce. I'm you're wasting away. I 0:31:20.720 --> 0:31:23.640 mean in a good way. You look I look good. Okay, 0:31:23.760 --> 0:31:27.320 thank your secret. It's an old secret, I think. Um, 0:31:28.080 --> 0:31:31.440 I think I got I lost weight originally the old 0:31:31.440 --> 0:31:36.040 fashioned way this summer. Yeah, I got sick. Yeah, And 0:31:36.080 --> 0:31:39.320 my doctor said, you know what, blessing in disguise is 0:31:39.360 --> 0:31:41.560 actually the way you need to be. I had some 0:31:41.840 --> 0:31:48.200 medication problems and I was dehydrated severely. One thing about 0:31:48.240 --> 0:31:51.440 dehydration is you lose you lose your appetite. Yeah, I 0:31:51.480 --> 0:31:53.440 don't want to for a while. This is bad. I 0:31:53.480 --> 0:31:56.920 don't I don't want to. I don't want to. Then. Actually, 0:31:56.920 --> 0:31:59.600 it's not a compliment anymore for me to say. He said, 0:31:59.640 --> 0:32:03.920 he looks good now. But you don't have to remember. 0:32:04.080 --> 0:32:06.600 Saw me one time when I was actually smaller than No. No, 0:32:06.680 --> 0:32:09.160 this spruce went through a couple of weeks where he 0:32:09.480 --> 0:32:12.080 looked like like a bag of bones with a with 0:32:11.880 --> 0:32:14.080 a with a sheet over him. Oh my god, but 0:32:14.160 --> 0:32:16.840 I'm back to like two hundred and seven pounds. I 0:32:16.880 --> 0:32:19.560 was like one I got down to one nineties six 0:32:19.680 --> 0:32:23.440 that was the lowest. Seven ft five is weird. You 0:32:23.440 --> 0:32:27.239 know what, it's a double it's it's kind of like 0:32:27.320 --> 0:32:30.360 a bitter sweet compliment that. But yeah, you do look 0:32:30.360 --> 0:32:33.120 amazing right now than you whatever, however, you got to 0:32:33.160 --> 0:32:36.040 this point. You look great, and the problem is trying 0:32:36.040 --> 0:32:57.080 to stay here now. Sound Night, he Spruce of the Kiss, 0:32:57.160 --> 0:33:01.080 classic Deuce. How many songs do you think rhyme Withold Spruce? 0:33:01.120 --> 0:33:05.160 Don't tweet me, don't tweet tell you what. I don't 0:33:05.160 --> 0:33:07.959 think anybody knows what song that even came from. That's bullshit, 0:33:08.040 --> 0:33:10.720 because the last time you questioned me, people tweeted seven 0:33:10.760 --> 0:33:15.200 people listen that the count. I've never heard that seven. 0:33:16.160 --> 0:33:18.840 You know that song? Okay, okay? When I get the 0:33:18.960 --> 0:33:22.240 two Soper Police, that was Chief Trek. Because for the 0:33:22.320 --> 0:33:25.240 dream Police, I'm using song just because I know the 0:33:25.280 --> 0:33:28.080 lyrics fit. They give him an intro. What's difference? You're 0:33:28.120 --> 0:33:31.480 that hair guy from the eighties hair band kisses in ahead, 0:33:31.680 --> 0:33:34.080 by the way, genius that songs from the seventies, and 0:33:34.120 --> 0:33:36.400 it's not a hair kisses in a hair band. We're 0:33:36.400 --> 0:33:44.440 gonna depet you just kissing I would say they were 0:33:44.480 --> 0:33:47.760 slightly hairband glamy in the in the eighties when they 0:33:47.760 --> 0:33:51.560 took their makeup off from eight three to ninety six. Anyway, 0:33:52.240 --> 0:33:54.200 I get bed taste in my mouth when I started 0:33:54.200 --> 0:33:56.920 talking about kiss songs. You don't like kiss the funk 0:33:56.920 --> 0:33:59.480 out of here? Man, Look at me? Look at look 0:33:59.560 --> 0:34:02.160 at him? What does that mean? Look at you? Because 0:34:02.160 --> 0:34:05.360 he's no, yeah, you know what this is scary? I 0:34:05.480 --> 0:34:07.920 got more music. I got hold on. I got musical 0:34:07.960 --> 0:34:14.680 taste in common with spruceing. No, you don't challenge hold on, Spruce? 0:34:14.680 --> 0:34:17.640 Hold on? What kind of music do you think Spruce like? Scary? 0:34:18.160 --> 0:34:19.840 Don't say that word Spruce, because I know what he 0:34:19.840 --> 0:34:24.399 listens to? Country music. No, that's cut scary. What kind 0:34:24.400 --> 0:34:26.239 of songs do you like that you think you have 0:34:26.239 --> 0:34:29.680 in common with Spruce? Dance music and pop and hip 0:34:29.680 --> 0:34:33.719 hop and R and B. I like, you know, you know, 0:34:33.960 --> 0:34:36.440 some alternative music for the nineties and two thousands, And 0:34:36.520 --> 0:34:38.520 you think Spruce listens alternative music and you just think 0:34:38.520 --> 0:34:39.600 you listen to the hip hop and R and B. 0:34:40.200 --> 0:34:41.920 I think he listens to all of it. What do 0:34:41.960 --> 0:34:44.000 you love? No, no, no, no, no, no, Like what's 0:34:44.000 --> 0:34:47.239 his favorite? What you like, who did your favorite? You know, 0:34:47.280 --> 0:34:49.680 because don't answer Spruce because you knew Dan well when 0:34:49.680 --> 0:34:56.480 you said it. You you think you a street You 0:34:56.600 --> 0:34:58.040 think like I listen to hip hop and R and 0:34:58.080 --> 0:35:01.399 B like my man, Spruce. What I'm trying to say is, yes, 0:35:01.400 --> 0:35:03.399 I know you're trying to saysical taste is so far 0:35:03.480 --> 0:35:06.480 out there out there. Guarantee out there you don't listen 0:35:06.520 --> 0:35:09.920 to one artist that sold more albums and kiss I guarantee, 0:35:10.000 --> 0:35:12.279 So what I mean out there? I guarantee I have 0:35:12.320 --> 0:35:14.560 more music in common with Spruce than I do a 0:35:14.600 --> 0:35:16.440 Protie I did because that's because you don't like what 0:35:16.480 --> 0:35:19.120 I like. Because Prodie ship is way out my ship, 0:35:19.200 --> 0:35:22.640 way out there, way out, Spruce, what do you hold on? 0:35:22.800 --> 0:35:25.560 Let's lett's listen. I'm naming some bands. I like the 0:35:25.560 --> 0:35:28.479 Who that's way out there. Guns and Roses is way 0:35:28.520 --> 0:35:31.839 out there. They're not I mean those are okay. Name 0:35:31.920 --> 0:35:33.879 one at you like that sold more records than Guns 0:35:33.920 --> 0:35:39.120 and Roses. What what DJ that? You like? The Beatles? 0:35:40.440 --> 0:35:42.280 That would be me and you. I like the Beatles. 0:35:44.520 --> 0:35:46.920 That's a push. That's a push. That's a push. You 0:35:47.000 --> 0:35:49.040 can't take a rock band and compared to a rock 0:35:49.239 --> 0:35:51.920 like all our the Beatles? So do I scary? That's 0:35:51.960 --> 0:35:55.520 the point. Who is Spruce's favorite guy? What do you? 0:35:55.719 --> 0:35:57.279 What were you doing? No? No No, no, no, you tell 0:35:57.360 --> 0:36:00.160 us scary? I think I think you should, my man, 0:36:01.600 --> 0:36:03.640 I'm not even I'm not even in it. I'm been 0:36:03.840 --> 0:36:07.120 and I'm not in it. Are you a fan of 0:36:07.160 --> 0:36:11.480 like uh Grateful Dead? No? No, he's not you. You're 0:36:11.480 --> 0:36:14.719 not a Grateful Dead guy? Are you? You're a dead head? 0:36:14.800 --> 0:36:16.439 Ask him? What does this mean? You're a dead head? 0:36:16.480 --> 0:36:19.040 If you like the Grateful Dead? Yeah? What what do 0:36:19.040 --> 0:36:20.319 you love? Maybe you like to ask him if he 0:36:20.360 --> 0:36:24.359 likes the Rolling Stones? No, no, assume he doesn't. I'm 0:36:24.400 --> 0:36:27.200 assuming you're not a Stones fan. I like the Rolling Stones? 0:36:27.680 --> 0:36:29.560 If you love them, though, what was your favorite band 0:36:29.560 --> 0:36:32.239 of all? Tell him what's it? Will take a gap? No, 0:36:32.320 --> 0:36:34.880 you give him get No, you're leading me down a 0:36:34.960 --> 0:36:38.560 rabbit hole. Usually take the bait. Come on, it's fun 0:36:38.600 --> 0:36:43.160 down the whole. You seem to know my music, Spruce, 0:36:43.320 --> 0:36:46.239 you need okay, So take a guess. Bill, tell you 0:36:46.400 --> 0:36:48.200 I know his favorite Bron't tell you I know he 0:36:48.239 --> 0:36:50.359 likes good. Tell hm who likes Brodie'll say it and 0:36:50.520 --> 0:36:53.719 I won't even disagree with him because he knows do 0:36:53.800 --> 0:36:58.799 I Yeah, I'm not going there, so go ahead, just 0:36:59.200 --> 0:37:03.160 really saying Dave Matthews band. Guess what, I love Dave 0:37:03.239 --> 0:37:06.239 Matthews band, but I hate Kiss so there. But you 0:37:06.239 --> 0:37:08.360 didn't know that was his favorite band? No, I didn't. 0:37:08.360 --> 0:37:10.600 But my point was I could guarantee I have more 0:37:10.680 --> 0:37:17.000 musical I have more music. He likes Bruce Springsteen. I 0:37:17.040 --> 0:37:20.480 don't love Bruce Springsteen. You like Billy Joel. I like 0:37:20.600 --> 0:37:24.279 the Boss he does like Bruce Springsteen. He's moving out 0:37:24.320 --> 0:37:27.680 in John Guy than Billy Joel. Now who are you 0:37:27.719 --> 0:37:30.440 thinking is his favorite? Biggie Smalls? Who did you think 0:37:30.440 --> 0:37:33.640 it was his favorite? No? I never said I never 0:37:34.239 --> 0:37:36.480 because the look on your face when I'm naming rock bands, 0:37:37.520 --> 0:37:39.680 he was ready. He was ready to tupac me. Yeah, 0:37:39.680 --> 0:37:48.080 he was like Spruce Definitely. I am. I right, dude, 0:37:48.120 --> 0:37:50.799 you never rock the bells in the eighties. I know 0:37:51.400 --> 0:37:54.040 I rocked the bells in my radio and I Need 0:37:54.080 --> 0:37:57.560 Love and all those uh songs. But you're saying who 0:37:57.600 --> 0:38:02.280 my favor like song writers favorite? You know? Come on, okay, 0:38:02.440 --> 0:38:04.480 see that that's the problem with David bro Did you 0:38:04.480 --> 0:38:07.600 know Spruce is a big fan of Death Leopard. You are. 0:38:09.120 --> 0:38:15.880 That's awesome plus some sugar. Oh me, you're more like 0:38:15.920 --> 0:38:22.080 Brodie than I thought. Yeah, human, I just normal. Brody 0:38:22.200 --> 0:38:26.640 was trying to get me to say things that we're 0:38:26.719 --> 0:38:29.839 gonna like, like, make me look like a racist. I wasn't. 0:38:30.680 --> 0:38:33.720 But you say, I know I've got more in common musically. 0:38:33.800 --> 0:38:39.160 It's Spruce, And then he said I like him. But 0:38:39.200 --> 0:38:43.800 that's an example the stuff that you assumed, the stuff 0:38:43.840 --> 0:38:47.520 that you pursue isn't. Brody is usually a little like 0:38:47.560 --> 0:38:50.680 this guy, Joe Satriani, one of the greatest guitar pers 0:38:50.840 --> 0:38:53.719 People like, I can't relate to that, that's you. I 0:38:53.760 --> 0:38:56.759 can't relate to the the DJs you listen to that 0:38:56.880 --> 0:38:58.600 just go to clubs and hit the play button on 0:38:58.640 --> 0:39:01.799 their MP three player. That's bit. It's whatever. But I 0:39:01.800 --> 0:39:06.080 don't criticize your music. I like artists, You like performers. 0:39:06.640 --> 0:39:09.200 I do. I like people that write and create and 0:39:09.400 --> 0:39:12.239 play their own instruments. You like people that program their 0:39:12.239 --> 0:39:17.239 own music, and that's fine. Program who's your favorite? Don't 0:39:17.280 --> 0:39:20.600 say Beastie Boys, that's a good question to you. Who 0:39:20.640 --> 0:39:24.200 I mean was scary? Who's your favorite artist you would 0:39:24.239 --> 0:39:27.960 go to? Aus of you two is great? Who I 0:39:28.040 --> 0:39:30.840 love you too? See that's what I said, found what 0:39:31.040 --> 0:39:35.480 I'm looking for. Home gets to share that with push 0:39:36.040 --> 0:39:39.759 push push? Who else? Um, because you're not a you 0:39:39.840 --> 0:39:44.120 two guy. No one looks I like Zeppelin now you're 0:39:44.160 --> 0:39:46.120 like you just I have some black friends, you just 0:39:46.160 --> 0:39:49.359 like I have some rock friends. I love. I love 0:39:49.440 --> 0:39:51.800 rock fan Zeppelin, big fan, A huge, big fan. H 0:39:52.960 --> 0:39:57.920 four What album? What album is Houses of Holy On? Oh? 0:39:58.000 --> 0:40:07.120 It's not on house with its physical graffiti? Question questions 0:40:07.160 --> 0:40:12.000 going to get Yeah, all right, what album is Houses 0:40:12.040 --> 0:40:14.959 the Holy On? So anyway, all right, well you're here 0:40:15.160 --> 0:40:18.839 and um, oh you know what, let's talk a little 0:40:18.920 --> 0:40:22.920 let's talk a little basketball. A lot of people there 0:40:22.920 --> 0:40:25.240 are a lot of people are upset with Rudy Gobert. 0:40:27.120 --> 0:40:32.440 Rudy Gobert. Gobert Gobert plays for the Utah Jazz. Now 0:40:32.520 --> 0:40:34.880 here's what here's the thing you don't may not for 0:40:35.080 --> 0:40:38.360 today about Rudy Gobert. Last week at a press conference 0:40:38.360 --> 0:40:40.960 which is circling on on Twitter right now, he did 0:40:41.000 --> 0:40:44.360 the press conference and then he touched all the microphone 0:40:44.960 --> 0:40:47.879 and then touched the counter and touched everything and then 0:40:47.920 --> 0:40:50.439 waved to the reporters and walked out like I'm gonna 0:40:50.440 --> 0:40:53.719 spread coronavirus. And then in the locker room, apparently he 0:40:53.719 --> 0:40:57.000 went around everybody's locker room, was like, spread coronavirus, and 0:40:57.080 --> 0:41:01.040 he touched everybody. He was jokingly doing this. Yeah, you 0:41:01.080 --> 0:41:05.160 know because a week ago the coronavirus is a sham media. 0:41:05.320 --> 0:41:07.279 He was one of those. He was like, ha ha, 0:41:08.000 --> 0:41:10.759 Well now he's tested positive for coronavirus. Yes, and so 0:41:10.840 --> 0:41:12.680 has his teammate Donovan Mitchell, who was one of the 0:41:12.719 --> 0:41:16.040 guys that he was touching his face and NBA canceled 0:41:16.080 --> 0:41:19.080 the rest of their season while they've postponed it because 0:41:20.200 --> 0:41:22.359 he's funny. What are they gonna do. They're gonna play 0:41:22.360 --> 0:41:24.320 it in August. Now they're not going to do that. No, 0:41:24.400 --> 0:41:25.800 they may go right to the playoffs. They don't know 0:41:25.800 --> 0:41:27.680 what they're gonna do. They may play with empty room. 0:41:27.719 --> 0:41:30.000 But you can't think about basketball, which is different than 0:41:30.040 --> 0:41:32.600 a lot of sports, is that those guys are shirtless, 0:41:32.640 --> 0:41:35.160 like I mean, sleeveless, and they're sweating on each other 0:41:35.160 --> 0:41:38.400 and rubbing and banging. You play football, the very intimate 0:41:38.400 --> 0:41:41.400 sports football, same thing, but you can wear sleeves, I guess. 0:41:41.640 --> 0:41:44.080 But basketball, you're sweating on each other. There's no helmets, 0:41:44.160 --> 0:41:46.319 is right. Hockey they were in helmets. They're banging each 0:41:46.320 --> 0:41:48.560 other against the boards and all, but they're covered. But 0:41:48.600 --> 0:41:53.360 like a baseball, baseball, you know, might slide, but not really, 0:41:53.360 --> 0:41:55.960 you know, but basketball is like this sweaty you know. 0:41:55.960 --> 0:41:57.560 A lot of players Crusal backed me up on this. 0:41:57.960 --> 0:42:00.680 Some players back in the day were known for deliberately 0:42:00.680 --> 0:42:04.480 not wearing deodorant so that their pits would stink. So 0:42:04.520 --> 0:42:06.319 when they put their arms up to block a shot 0:42:06.400 --> 0:42:08.840 or take a shot, the opponent would be like, oh, 0:42:08.880 --> 0:42:10.800 and they would distract them. They did that on purpose, 0:42:11.320 --> 0:42:13.759 That's what I just said. They would deliberately they would 0:42:13.840 --> 0:42:18.240 use the stink factor to get an advantage. Stow. Yeah, 0:42:18.280 --> 0:42:23.840 I had no idea. Under well he found them with 0:42:24.040 --> 0:42:28.000 some stink. So yeah. So so look, everybody probably has 0:42:28.000 --> 0:42:31.120 a friend who was like, look at me, coronavirus, I'm 0:42:31.120 --> 0:42:33.960 spreading it. Ah, well, this guy got it and he's 0:42:33.960 --> 0:42:37.480 on video doing that to people, like and he had it, 0:42:37.600 --> 0:42:39.120 and now he's got it. He's got it. Now the 0:42:39.160 --> 0:42:42.640 whole league is shut down. And Lebrons said he wouldn't 0:42:42.680 --> 0:42:47.799 play if they did. Uh yeah, fanless basketball game really 0:42:47.960 --> 0:42:50.000 because he's driven by the fans. He said, I'm a 0:42:50.640 --> 0:42:52.839 he said, I'm a player and an entertainer. He said, 0:42:53.000 --> 0:42:56.719 I'm not gonna do. I won't play. There's nobody. But 0:42:56.960 --> 0:42:59.640 why play if there's no one to watch it? The months? 0:42:59.640 --> 0:43:02.319 Getting millions of dollars? Yeah, but he's getting paid to win, 0:43:02.440 --> 0:43:04.359 so his fans are happy and people are gonna still 0:43:04.360 --> 0:43:06.040 watch on TV. It's not like they're not going to 0:43:06.120 --> 0:43:10.160 see the game. But a lot of the money, though 0:43:10.320 --> 0:43:16.040 is ticket sales. Yeah, but that's the owner's money. Lebron 0:43:16.080 --> 0:43:20.480 gets paid regardless. But like like like the the March Madness, 0:43:20.520 --> 0:43:23.319 the college tournament, they're going, they're playing with you talking, 0:43:23.440 --> 0:43:26.399 they play with crowds. You're talking about like kids who 0:43:26.400 --> 0:43:27.759 may never play in front of the crowd again when 0:43:27.800 --> 0:43:30.080 they graduate. If they don't get into the proces and 0:43:30.080 --> 0:43:32.160 the colleges that can lose money. The Rena is gonna 0:43:32.160 --> 0:43:35.320 lose money. And the fans have waited ald you know. Anyway, 0:43:35.360 --> 0:43:38.759 My point was, Rudy, Rudy Gobert got go bear. It 0:43:38.840 --> 0:43:41.319 is that it needs to go home. And uh, but 0:43:41.360 --> 0:43:43.360 now the video people are hating on him on Twitter 0:43:43.480 --> 0:43:46.160 now they're like, you fucking idiot, look what you did. Yeah, 0:43:46.200 --> 0:43:47.799 it's one thing to be like, oh man, I feel 0:43:47.800 --> 0:43:49.920 bad like people are like only affected Donovan Mitche who 0:43:50.000 --> 0:43:53.799 was actually the real star. So people on Twitter like, 0:43:53.840 --> 0:43:58.839 hope Tom Hanks gets better fast, Rudy Gobert, Tom Hanks 0:43:58.880 --> 0:44:01.960 and go bear rapport. That's what that is. Oh so 0:44:02.120 --> 0:44:06.759 switching the switching the subject. And I came into a 0:44:06.760 --> 0:44:10.000 weird thing the other night the morning, actually I came 0:44:10.040 --> 0:44:20.520 into actually it was actually the sleeve of your jacket 0:44:20.120 --> 0:44:28.200 where nice comeback. By the way, speaking of music, music, 0:44:28.239 --> 0:44:31.040 we like at some point after your story, remind me 0:44:31.080 --> 0:44:32.880 to talk about Richard Marks and how he owned the 0:44:32.920 --> 0:44:36.120 internet yesterday. Okay, we'll do that, but no, but tell 0:44:36.160 --> 0:44:40.440 me about you came into something weird morning. I came 0:44:40.440 --> 0:44:42.799 into the couch. It's a weird situation. I was up 0:44:42.800 --> 0:44:48.360 with Woodberry Commons. It's a outdoor outlets. Yeah, but I 0:44:48.360 --> 0:44:50.600 stopped in a place. I don't know how it pronounced. 0:44:50.640 --> 0:44:57.439 The damn thing. It's lapon CULTI don it's pronounced Goberton John, 0:44:57.600 --> 0:45:00.400 It's it's it's spelled like quotition to take q u 0:45:00.480 --> 0:45:04.560 O team. You've seen it. It's not oh, it's it's uh. 0:45:04.600 --> 0:45:09.600 I called the Lacroix store, the Lacroix. It's like the Quala. Yeah, 0:45:09.640 --> 0:45:13.200 well anyway, it's the Don Quixote starts cusingly. It's lapon 0:45:13.320 --> 0:45:15.440 quote don and and and we sat down and we 0:45:15.520 --> 0:45:18.320 had breakfast, me and a buddy of mine, and I 0:45:19.960 --> 0:45:23.160 can I can I get a coffee? Like there's a 0:45:23.239 --> 0:45:27.560 clothing star. So lady comes with with no, there's no saucer, 0:45:28.040 --> 0:45:33.239 just a cup with no fucking handle on it. But 0:45:33.480 --> 0:45:41.520 isn't isn't a cup with no handle, no bowl? Yeah? 0:45:42.600 --> 0:45:46.400 So it was scalding hot. It was. It was it 0:45:46.520 --> 0:45:48.320 was a coffee. It looked like a coffee cup, but 0:45:48.360 --> 0:45:50.279 there was no handle and it wasn't broken. It was 0:45:50.360 --> 0:45:53.960 just no handle. You didn't, No, No, this was a 0:45:54.280 --> 0:45:58.480 ceramic cup. It was we eat eating in and this 0:45:58.640 --> 0:46:01.040 was made us like it was ceram And usually it 0:46:01.160 --> 0:46:03.400 comes with a cup and a saucer with a handle 0:46:03.480 --> 0:46:06.000 on it, right, that's how you drink that had it 0:46:06.120 --> 0:46:09.839 broken off strung. No. I looked at the next table 0:46:09.880 --> 0:46:11.680 because I'm like, is this a mistake? Did they serve 0:46:11.760 --> 0:46:15.560 me in the wrong uh, you know. No, that table 0:46:15.640 --> 0:46:18.680 over there, that table over there, they had coffee, same thing. 0:46:18.800 --> 0:46:21.279 It was filled to the to the rim, the rim, 0:46:21.680 --> 0:46:26.800 rim with brim, with no handle. So I'm like, this 0:46:27.040 --> 0:46:30.880 is fucking ridiculous. I mean it because a coup without 0:46:30.960 --> 0:46:35.160 a handle is a souper bowl. Did you order a 0:46:35.200 --> 0:46:38.399 latte because sometimes you order like a latte that given 0:46:38.400 --> 0:46:44.400 the latte bowl. I wanted a coffee, regular black coffee. 0:46:47.520 --> 0:46:52.399 Look at Spruce. I happened to turn it. I'm looking 0:46:52.480 --> 0:46:57.760 all over the room. You look right at Spruce. You're 0:46:57.800 --> 0:47:02.960 just joda. You just cough? Did I didn't you just cafe? 0:47:03.440 --> 0:47:10.440 I did it. I was looking American right to the left, 0:47:10.680 --> 0:47:13.040 to the right, right to the left, because I was 0:47:13.080 --> 0:47:15.360 looking at both of you, and it just so happened. 0:47:15.360 --> 0:47:17.279 When I said the word black, it was my turn 0:47:17.320 --> 0:47:20.040 to look at Spruce. It was should turn. You went 0:47:20.160 --> 0:47:22.319 like this, I'm gonna I'm gonna hit the mic when 0:47:22.360 --> 0:47:28.440 your head turned. So I had coffee. It was black. Yes, 0:47:28.560 --> 0:47:31.360 if you're like, it's okay if I say black, I ordered. 0:47:32.760 --> 0:47:34.640 Do you want your coffee black? You can show your 0:47:34.640 --> 0:47:38.600 woker and American. I'm woke. I wanted my coffee black 0:47:39.800 --> 0:47:44.920 Hey Hey Spruce black coffee mat picture right left right 0:47:45.000 --> 0:47:47.640 to Spruce Brodie Spruce. Can you say did you say 0:47:47.680 --> 0:47:51.200 white left? I said, I said, I said I ordered. 0:47:52.920 --> 0:47:59.000 I ordered a regular American black coffee while I was 0:47:59.080 --> 0:48:05.800 listening to my man two pots. The point is I 0:48:06.000 --> 0:48:09.160 picked it up and it was hot, and I'm picked 0:48:09.239 --> 0:48:13.360 up with two hands and I'm sipping it like like soup. 0:48:14.800 --> 0:48:18.280 What is this like a thing? Like why are people 0:48:18.400 --> 0:48:22.439 even trying to serve coffee? What would it have hurt 0:48:22.480 --> 0:48:24.839 them to serve you with something with a handle? Buy 0:48:24.920 --> 0:48:27.600 cups with handles. You're in a we have a coffee cup. 0:48:27.680 --> 0:48:30.680 I mean it's also dangerous. You can burn the hell 0:48:30.719 --> 0:48:36.560 out of your hands, your mouth anyway, Lapon when you 0:48:36.680 --> 0:48:39.759 eat in and one of their places they serve your 0:48:39.880 --> 0:48:45.680 coffee with with no handles. I just found that bizarre. Okay. 0:48:45.880 --> 0:48:48.359 And the ages where guys like Brodia walking in looking 0:48:48.400 --> 0:48:56.719 the sup for fucking anything? Yeah, oh are you saying 0:48:56.719 --> 0:49:01.680 that because I'm Jewish? Yeah, Sue, if you burn you 0:49:01.800 --> 0:49:07.759 if you're burning, if you burned your fingers, you would 0:49:07.840 --> 0:49:11.560 if you burn your fingers, because I wouldn't be stupid 0:49:11.680 --> 0:49:13.480 enough to pick up a bowl with my hands, and 0:49:13.520 --> 0:49:15.719 I thought it was burning hot. The point is, if 0:49:15.880 --> 0:49:18.080 your point is you just you just you just majewed 0:49:18.160 --> 0:49:20.960 me again. You're like, oh, you would sue, you know 0:49:21.840 --> 0:49:24.600 I wouldn't you would sue that. I'm sewer. I would 0:49:24.640 --> 0:49:25.920 get free dessert out of it. I go up and 0:49:26.000 --> 0:49:27.439 I want to. I want to. I want a gift card. 0:49:27.719 --> 0:49:33.640 You say, like McDonald's thing. No, he McCafe. You McCafe 0:49:35.719 --> 0:49:37.680 like when remember when you beard him when I was 0:49:37.680 --> 0:49:39.839 talking about the baseball team called the called forty five, 0:49:40.080 --> 0:49:41.239 and you were like, you're a fan of the cold. 0:49:43.719 --> 0:49:48.640 How could he like Matthews band? Okay, you're Mathews guy. 0:49:48.719 --> 0:49:50.120 Can I tell you another? Can I tell you how 0:49:50.160 --> 0:49:52.080 I know that my man, my man Skier here is 0:49:52.080 --> 0:49:57.080 slightly racist. I'm not racist. Okay, So I'm the Lisa. 0:49:57.200 --> 0:50:01.000 My car is up, okay, and I at lease my 0:50:01.239 --> 0:50:04.120 my Dodge charger. Every three years I get a new 0:50:04.160 --> 0:50:07.960 one because truthfully, to buy it is crazy expensive for me. 0:50:08.360 --> 0:50:10.200 I can't afford the monthly payments if I buy it. 0:50:10.320 --> 0:50:13.360 So you lease it. It's almost affordable. My car like, 0:50:13.480 --> 0:50:15.160 and it's a Dodge, it's nice. I get it with 0:50:15.200 --> 0:50:18.800 some options it's a good car. So every three years 0:50:19.440 --> 0:50:21.960 they have like a color palette, like these eight colors 0:50:22.000 --> 0:50:24.480 are available, and on the years my lease isn't up, 0:50:24.680 --> 0:50:27.640 there are other colors available. So like let's say in 0:50:27.719 --> 0:50:30.320 two thousand fourteen, I got a charger in two thousand 0:50:30.400 --> 0:50:33.560 fifteen and they came out with like purple and green, 0:50:34.040 --> 0:50:36.080 and sixteen they came out with like an electric blue 0:50:36.120 --> 0:50:38.960 called B five blue, so I wanted it. Then in 0:50:39.120 --> 0:50:42.440 seventeen when my lease was up not available, I had 0:50:42.480 --> 0:50:43.840 to go back to get a black car because they 0:50:43.840 --> 0:50:45.680 don't like any of the orangine like any of the colors. 0:50:46.080 --> 0:50:49.960 So I've had a black Dodge charger. You oh, eight eleven, fourteen, 0:50:50.040 --> 0:50:53.600 and seventeen, same car. I take the rims off the car, 0:50:53.680 --> 0:50:55.680 put them on the new car, so it looks basically 0:50:55.719 --> 0:50:58.800 the same. So I've had the car now it's two twenty, 0:50:59.040 --> 0:51:00.799 so for twelve years as I've been driving a black 0:51:00.840 --> 0:51:04.520 Darts charger with the same rims. Okay, this year my 0:51:04.640 --> 0:51:08.040 car is up for renewal and they've released two new colors, 0:51:08.880 --> 0:51:12.759 an indigo blue, really nice dark blue. Blue blue is 0:51:12.800 --> 0:51:15.320 always my color, but blue has never been available that 0:51:15.360 --> 0:51:19.319 I liked it had a shitty blue and a color 0:51:19.400 --> 0:51:22.200 called frostbite blue frost bite, and I got to say, 0:51:22.280 --> 0:51:25.399 it's a beautiful color, so frost So it's a little 0:51:25.480 --> 0:51:27.239 darker than the be five blue. I like, I'll get 0:51:27.280 --> 0:51:29.319 to a point like your board by So I pull 0:51:29.400 --> 0:51:33.840 up a picture of my car, the light blue frost 0:51:33.880 --> 0:51:36.160 bite and the dark blue. I said, scary, do me 0:51:36.200 --> 0:51:38.560 a favor. I'd love your opinion. Look at these cars 0:51:38.600 --> 0:51:40.520 and tell me which ones you like. I pull up 0:51:40.560 --> 0:51:42.680 the dark blue, I pull up the medium blue, and 0:51:42.719 --> 0:51:44.719 I pull up the black. The car I drive now, 0:51:45.239 --> 0:51:47.480 He says, it's between the two blue cars, the two 0:51:47.520 --> 0:51:49.719 blue right there. I said, well, I'm not sure. I 0:51:49.760 --> 0:51:51.239 have to go see them, you know, in person. Them 0:51:51.239 --> 0:51:53.040 and I look the same. I may just get the 0:51:53.120 --> 0:51:56.160 car I have because, yeah, I hate the black, I said, 0:51:56.200 --> 0:51:58.799 what he's I hate the black. I've always hated the black. 0:51:59.400 --> 0:52:04.880 Black show dirt, black cars, dirt dirt. I said. So 0:52:05.320 --> 0:52:07.800 he goes, definitely, don't get this. Definitely don't get the 0:52:07.840 --> 0:52:10.719 black one. It's I hate it. So I said, dude, 0:52:10.760 --> 0:52:14.040 I've been driving IF for twelve years. He goes, yeah, 0:52:14.280 --> 0:52:17.879 how does it make me racist? It's black? You don't 0:52:17.920 --> 0:52:21.360 like my black car because, as I said, it's impossible 0:52:21.360 --> 0:52:24.759 to keep a black car clean because the sliders, the 0:52:24.840 --> 0:52:27.239 fallers leave them when they're young. What are you saying, no, 0:52:27.400 --> 0:52:31.200 Because it's it's filth and dirt and dust and grime 0:52:31.320 --> 0:52:33.479 shows up more on a black car than any other color, 0:52:33.680 --> 0:52:37.959 like horsted, white, anything. So you're saying the white cars 0:52:37.960 --> 0:52:41.440 stay cleaner. Yes, see what I'm saying. You say, no, no, no, 0:52:42.040 --> 0:52:45.239 this shows it doesn't show up here. Don't look, a 0:52:45.360 --> 0:52:48.680 lot of great men broad history have been racist. Don't worry. 0:52:48.800 --> 0:52:52.319 You're telling me, you're telling me scary that black dirt 0:52:52.680 --> 0:52:54.719 shows up more on a black car than a white car. 0:52:54.760 --> 0:52:58.000 Dirt is not black. Dirt is not black. Dirt is 0:52:58.280 --> 0:53:02.640 every other color. I'm telling you, Jayne, it's impossible. John 0:53:02.640 --> 0:53:07.799 Wayne was a racist. Yeah, get a great actor, Gibson, Gibson, Yeah, 0:53:07.960 --> 0:53:11.000 good actor. They're not. They're not. I'm not racist, though 0:53:11.120 --> 0:53:14.440 Braveheart was insane. Spruce, you have to realize I'm not. 0:53:14.560 --> 0:53:18.520 I'm not. I'm not racist. Okay, I'm regular guy. So 0:53:19.920 --> 0:53:22.359 I just like I do. You do like hip hop. 0:53:23.640 --> 0:53:25.480 I thought that's true. You're gonna say no, but I 0:53:26.080 --> 0:53:29.200 refrained because I'm not racist, all right, but I will 0:53:29.200 --> 0:53:31.040 say this, I do have an affinity for blue cars. 0:53:31.239 --> 0:53:33.759 My last five cars that were blue. Okay, so that's 0:53:33.800 --> 0:53:35.840 why I wanted the outlow blue. That's a that's a 0:53:35.880 --> 0:53:39.279 pretty blue. It's an indigo, Indigo, sorry, Indigo, A little hint. 0:53:40.640 --> 0:53:42.239 All right, we gotta take a quick break here and 0:53:42.800 --> 0:53:44.080 coming up as soon as we call you out on 0:53:44.080 --> 0:53:48.440 the coffee, we gotta take a break and scary you 0:53:48.560 --> 0:53:51.440 like sticking around these parts. Yeah, and by the way, 0:53:51.480 --> 0:53:54.720 I'm messing around. I recused myself from calling your racist. 0:53:54.760 --> 0:53:56.759 I don't believe me. I don't believe you are. And 0:53:57.280 --> 0:53:59.440 I thank you. And I didn't think you were calling me. 0:53:59.520 --> 0:54:02.200 Why can you can you because Spruce, you're not a 0:54:02.280 --> 0:54:05.560 computer guy, per se, right, can you can you tell 0:54:05.560 --> 0:54:07.960 our listeners what part of the computer you think is 0:54:08.000 --> 0:54:10.520 a problem why I crashed during our podcast. The crash 0:54:10.560 --> 0:54:12.440 we had to stop and clean out. We had to 0:54:12.520 --> 0:54:14.520 fix the computer. So what what part did you say? 0:54:14.520 --> 0:54:16.440 I need to be cleaned out? The hard drive? No? No, 0:54:16.520 --> 0:54:21.600 what a C the c C A h oh, the oh, 0:54:21.680 --> 0:54:26.560 the the cash, the cache whatever that is. It's not 0:54:26.680 --> 0:54:30.279 the cache, dude, it's the cash. You know, casche is 0:54:30.280 --> 0:54:33.360 when you have cloud and get you into clubs cache. No, no, 0:54:33.520 --> 0:54:37.960 you need cash to get into Yeah, so I have 0:54:38.040 --> 0:54:39.880 to I have to have to off air grammar police 0:54:39.960 --> 0:54:42.000 you because you're like, oh man, do you have to 0:54:42.080 --> 0:54:46.239 cache a No? No, I'm sorry. I'm not gonna play 0:54:46.280 --> 0:54:48.640 the grammar, can I can? I just okay, you want 0:54:48.680 --> 0:54:53.719 to hear something that that wellus, okay, you can do, 0:54:53.800 --> 0:54:55.520 but doing favor because I want to wrap that's very 0:54:55.600 --> 0:54:57.640 qu I want to wrap this up with having a 0:54:57.719 --> 0:55:00.040 problem buying a car. We're talking about my car. I 0:55:00.080 --> 0:55:03.400 want to I'll end on it. I'll end on dealers. 0:55:04.160 --> 0:55:08.320 How do you feel tell me about your coronavirus issues? Um, no, 0:55:08.520 --> 0:55:11.680 this is not my problem. This is more just have 0:55:11.719 --> 0:55:15.440 a coronaviry. Got into a fight in a doctor's office yesterday. 0:55:15.640 --> 0:55:17.279 So I'll tell you my story after you. He is 0:55:17.320 --> 0:55:19.279 not a story. He's very quick and he's got a 0:55:19.360 --> 0:55:24.399 public servant and oh no, no, I understand. Yeah, you know, yeah, 0:55:24.960 --> 0:55:26.799 this has been going on, and I think people should 0:55:26.840 --> 0:55:28.560 you know, and I know people drive when they listen 0:55:28.560 --> 0:55:30.640 to this. And we should also talk about that guy 0:55:30.680 --> 0:55:33.080 who's telling you what to do on on social media. 0:55:33.719 --> 0:55:38.240 That guy's a fuck that But this is very quick people, 0:55:38.520 --> 0:55:40.520 and this is a real problem. People are starting to 0:55:40.680 --> 0:55:44.160 cancel ubers because the drivers look like they may have coronavirus. 0:55:44.280 --> 0:55:47.120 They look terrible. They's terrible. It is terrible, it's awful. 0:55:47.160 --> 0:55:49.120 They look like they may have corona. What does that 0:55:49.200 --> 0:55:52.920 look like? It looks Asian, it looks like No. Truthfully, 0:55:52.920 --> 0:55:56.439 they shut down Italy the virus profile. It's a news 0:55:56.560 --> 0:55:59.359 it's a news story that a lot of a lot 0:55:59.440 --> 0:56:02.799 of Asian drivers are getting their their rides. Can't they're 0:56:02.800 --> 0:56:07.840 American now, someone trying to convince you, right, But I'm saying, 0:56:08.080 --> 0:56:10.600 if you're if you're listening and you've done that, don't 0:56:10.640 --> 0:56:12.120 be a douche. How about the guy in New York 0:56:12.160 --> 0:56:15.920 subway who sprayed for breeze and first of all, for 0:56:16.040 --> 0:56:20.600 breeze just makes his close smell lovely. Another story today 0:56:21.000 --> 0:56:24.400 with someone someone said, where's your fucking coronavirus mask? And 0:56:24.880 --> 0:56:27.239 someone poured some ship on some woman. I don't know. 0:56:28.000 --> 0:56:32.120 That's terrible, terrible anyway. But when the doctor's office, Yeah, 0:56:32.120 --> 0:56:34.200 I'm in the doctor's office yesterday. I'm fine, just a 0:56:34.320 --> 0:56:38.880 routine little thing. Um, But there was a woman across 0:56:39.080 --> 0:56:43.320 from me who was wearing gloves inside, and she was 0:56:43.360 --> 0:56:46.640 with a friend of hers and another woman a little 0:56:46.640 --> 0:56:49.200 to the left. It was like a square of chairs. 0:56:50.280 --> 0:56:51.920 And so the one woman with the glove says to 0:56:51.960 --> 0:56:54.480 her friend the friends to a woman the gloves, so 0:56:55.000 --> 0:56:58.719 you're taking this thing pretty seriously, She goes, I can't. 0:56:58.760 --> 0:57:00.040 The woman with the gloves say is I can't for 0:57:00.120 --> 0:57:03.839 it to get sick. So this other woman, well, well 0:57:03.920 --> 0:57:09.279 well I'm gonna just let's call her Maria. Look like 0:57:09.360 --> 0:57:13.680 you could be a Maria. So Maria says to to 0:57:13.800 --> 0:57:16.800 the glove lady, Oh, you've got nothing to worry about. 0:57:17.160 --> 0:57:22.200 It's all being overblown by the media and because you know, 0:57:22.320 --> 0:57:25.480 and the flu kills this many people and blah blah blah, 0:57:26.040 --> 0:57:28.280 and she's going down the I tweeted about this yesterday. 0:57:28.640 --> 0:57:32.880 She went down the list of every falsehood about the 0:57:32.960 --> 0:57:39.360 coronavirus outbreak, every false story, every Facebook post, every you know, 0:57:40.000 --> 0:57:42.280 every you can get and you can you just have 0:57:42.480 --> 0:57:44.040 to and the end to day and I read and 0:57:44.120 --> 0:57:47.160 I heard, and nobody's died. And it's a big media. 0:57:47.280 --> 0:57:49.160 They're just doing it for the ratings of blah blah, blah. 0:57:49.680 --> 0:57:53.560 So this woman turns her and goes this door. Um, 0:57:54.040 --> 0:57:58.200 I'm eighty years old and I have cancer. I could 0:57:58.320 --> 0:58:01.600 die if somebody sneezes on. So do me a favor. 0:58:02.400 --> 0:58:05.920 Don't freaking tell me it's a hoax, because people who 0:58:06.000 --> 0:58:08.240 are like me in my age and six, they're dying 0:58:08.280 --> 0:58:10.880 all over the world. And so she looks at me 0:58:10.920 --> 0:58:14.600 and she goes, can you believe this? Another one's fallen 0:58:14.720 --> 0:58:18.160 for it? Now? She picked the wrong one with me, baby. 0:58:18.600 --> 0:58:20.520 So I look at her and I said, so you're 0:58:20.600 --> 0:58:25.720 telling me, you're telling me that the media is making 0:58:25.800 --> 0:58:29.439 it up. Okay. So the media in America is why 0:58:29.600 --> 0:58:34.440 Italy completely shut down. The media in America is why 0:58:34.560 --> 0:58:38.720 Ireland canceled their St. Patrick's Day, the St. Patrick's Day 0:58:38.760 --> 0:58:45.040 parade in Ireland. Yeah, I said, there's people dying, and 0:58:45.120 --> 0:58:48.160 I ran. Do you think I Ran cares about our media? 0:58:49.200 --> 0:58:53.000 Is that what you think? Right? Do you think South 0:58:53.160 --> 0:58:58.000 Korea cares about the ratings in our country for the 0:58:58.120 --> 0:59:02.320 news networks? That's what you think. So this woman here, 0:59:02.360 --> 0:59:05.960 who's going through chemotherapy, who's on the top of the 0:59:06.040 --> 0:59:08.960 list who should not be around coronavirus, she didn't have 0:59:09.040 --> 0:59:11.680 to worry about it because you've assured her that it's 0:59:11.720 --> 0:59:14.160 the media and not to work. So when she dies 0:59:14.560 --> 0:59:17.240 at a funeral, they can say it was the network's 0:59:17.280 --> 0:59:20.520 fault for reporting this, that it was their fault. So 0:59:20.680 --> 0:59:23.920 she just went and she said, and just starts mumbling 0:59:23.960 --> 0:59:28.200 to herself like I'm I also am listen. Uh you 0:59:28.320 --> 0:59:29.880 listen to the podcast. I know you didn't come here 0:59:29.920 --> 0:59:33.360 for a coronavirus expertise. We are not experts and coronavirus. 0:59:33.720 --> 0:59:35.680 I'm not gonna give you. I'm not telling you what 0:59:35.840 --> 0:59:37.760 you should do. Wash your hands, don't want you. I'm 0:59:37.800 --> 0:59:40.479 not telling you anything. All I'm saying is you maybe 0:59:40.480 --> 0:59:43.480 shouldn't tell the woman on going through chemotherapy that it's 0:59:43.560 --> 0:59:47.440 no big deal. When the entire world is taking When 0:59:47.480 --> 0:59:52.080 the NBA, on the day the NBA suspends their season, 0:59:52.480 --> 0:59:55.480 the NHL is about to suspend this Major League Baseball 0:59:55.560 --> 0:59:59.880 is talking about not starting, the whole world. The smartest 1:00:00.040 --> 1:00:03.880 people on the planet are saying, caution, we gotta pay 1:00:03.880 --> 1:00:08.840 attention here, right you, Maria probably don't know more than them. 1:00:10.160 --> 1:00:13.160 Up trying the funk up, Maria, but we're at a 1:00:13.200 --> 1:00:15.680 doctor's office. I'm trying, like not to like cause a 1:00:15.720 --> 1:00:18.360 scene and like so people are turning around now like 1:00:18.520 --> 1:00:20.240 other because you know the way doctors office is some 1:00:20.400 --> 1:00:22.960 chance go this way. Some people are doing the old 1:00:23.400 --> 1:00:25.920 who's arguing about what? And they're they're looking at me 1:00:25.960 --> 1:00:27.360 and they give me the nod, they give me the 1:00:28.000 --> 1:00:29.920 yeah you like, I don't want to. They don't want 1:00:29.920 --> 1:00:31.680 to yell Maria, but they're like, go get her, man, 1:00:31.840 --> 1:00:35.080 go get what an idiot like, So just don't don't 1:00:35.120 --> 1:00:37.320 be that person that that's not spouting off about what 1:00:37.640 --> 1:00:40.280 you're going to be the doctor. You're smarter than everybody 1:00:40.600 --> 1:00:43.080 because you have a fea saw Facebook post or you're 1:00:43.120 --> 1:00:46.680 so someone uninformed and uneducated talking about how it's it's 1:00:46.720 --> 1:00:49.360 not a thing. It's look, it's not it's not like 1:00:49.480 --> 1:00:52.360 flying cancer. You're not gonna like God dead, you know, 1:00:52.600 --> 1:00:54.200 but it's it's not you know anyway, My point was 1:00:54.280 --> 1:00:59.960 not Maria, that was all. And I hope the lady 1:01:00.000 --> 1:01:03.200 with the cancer and having an Instagram battle with somebody, 1:01:03.280 --> 1:01:06.200 Oh yeah, you Spruce. You're not on social media, so 1:01:07.080 --> 1:01:09.160 you know what people have been asking for your Instagram 1:01:09.240 --> 1:01:11.160 and you know, I know I know that you don't 1:01:11.200 --> 1:01:14.200 have one or Facebook and you're probably better rough for it. 1:01:14.440 --> 1:01:16.680 I bet you have more patience and you have a 1:01:16.720 --> 1:01:22.080 lower blood plush pressure because honestly, dude, sometimes these people, man, 1:01:22.320 --> 1:01:28.120 they just let's say this, Um, I get to write 1:01:28.160 --> 1:01:29.960 what I want to write on social media. I get 1:01:30.000 --> 1:01:32.560 just say what I want. My thoughts and my opinions 1:01:32.600 --> 1:01:35.680 are mine, my own. What people don't realize is that 1:01:35.840 --> 1:01:38.400 if they disagree with you, they don't have a right 1:01:38.560 --> 1:01:42.120 to then come after you at your job. We'll tell 1:01:42.120 --> 1:01:47.360 you you have a right to have an opinion. So uh, 1:01:47.520 --> 1:01:52.280 Elvis's husband, Alex posted something that was very unfavorable towards 1:01:52.280 --> 1:01:55.600 the New York City mayor build the Blasio regardless of 1:01:55.680 --> 1:01:58.400 what and again I'm not a political guy, but regardless 1:01:58.440 --> 1:02:02.200 of what you think of him, I have a right 1:02:03.160 --> 1:02:05.920 to say what I want the same way Alex had. 1:02:07.360 --> 1:02:09.439 You know, the same way too. You know, he wanted 1:02:09.480 --> 1:02:12.640 to put a disparaging picture and comment. And by the way, 1:02:12.640 --> 1:02:17.080 I agree with h Okay, that's is I call him 1:02:17.080 --> 1:02:19.440 Mayor Dilusio and and everyone that people have adopted that. 1:02:19.520 --> 1:02:22.880 Now we're not getting into politics. The issue is I 1:02:23.280 --> 1:02:25.720 do not I have an unfavorable I agree with Alex, 1:02:25.720 --> 1:02:29.360 I have and Scary went on to Alex's page. Alex 1:02:29.440 --> 1:02:31.360 is not on this show. I supported out and he said, 1:02:31.400 --> 1:02:34.200 I agree with you basically pretty much. You have the 1:02:34.240 --> 1:02:37.920 snowflake jingle ready, Yeah, I do. I do have it. 1:02:38.280 --> 1:02:39.760 So while you're looking, I'm just gonna fill in the 1:02:39.800 --> 1:02:41.960 blank for you haven't ready, so I was gonna read 1:02:42.000 --> 1:02:43.880 you Verbat him, Yeah, I like to here, hold on 1:02:43.960 --> 1:02:46.400 before you finished, I interrupt. I just looked at the clock. 1:02:47.160 --> 1:02:49.400 I'm just gonna say, yeah, hold on. I cannot do 1:02:49.520 --> 1:02:51.440 the card dealership story today, but I will do it 1:02:51.520 --> 1:02:53.920 next episode. I will just I want to do one 1:02:54.000 --> 1:02:56.080 social media story when you're done, and then we'll get 1:02:56.120 --> 1:02:59.560 out of here. We'll give you know, Okay, So he 1:03:00.680 --> 1:03:05.360 some guy on his page, Ryan could call him out. Ryan, 1:03:05.800 --> 1:03:08.920 what you want? Okay, you just just stop, will you? 1:03:09.360 --> 1:03:11.920 We get it. There are more important things to post. 1:03:12.800 --> 1:03:15.000 And then you know, the people go back and forth 1:03:15.120 --> 1:03:17.160 with him. You know, there's a little bit of jostling 1:03:17.200 --> 1:03:24.120 by the way, the people on Alex's page. He says, 1:03:24.640 --> 1:03:27.000 it's just that now is at the time, let's worry 1:03:27.040 --> 1:03:30.360 about this virus. He is at least handling this well. 1:03:30.560 --> 1:03:35.440 And I right back the Lazio is the virus. Wow. 1:03:35.840 --> 1:03:41.800 That didn't sit well with Ryan, who writes, yes, uh, 1:03:42.360 --> 1:03:46.160 there are He writes, there um scary Jones, pure class 1:03:46.840 --> 1:03:51.880 as always alienate listeners. That's smart, and I right back, 1:03:53.040 --> 1:03:55.560 funny just yes, I was being funny. That was me 1:03:55.640 --> 1:03:57.560 more more joking around. If those of you not sure 1:03:57.720 --> 1:04:02.120 that was scary being funny alien listeners. I said, look 1:04:02.160 --> 1:04:06.240 at this threat, my friend, this pos mayor has taken 1:04:06.280 --> 1:04:08.160 every step to destroy this. Okay, what I've heard, these 1:04:08.200 --> 1:04:10.400 are my opinions whatever, and and furthermore, we are not 1:04:10.520 --> 1:04:13.200 a news media outlet. We are encouraged to voice our 1:04:13.240 --> 1:04:16.480 subjective opinions. So I'll be damned if I hold back 1:04:16.600 --> 1:04:20.560 my thoughts on of all places, a social media platform, right, 1:04:21.400 --> 1:04:25.880 And then he writes back, ah hey, and he ats me. 1:04:26.360 --> 1:04:32.040 Any professional would, especially when you are an on air personality. Sorry, 1:04:32.160 --> 1:04:35.920 but you are wrong, too bad. Here at Elvis Durand 1:04:35.920 --> 1:04:40.360 show like he copies Elvis and at Elvis Durand doesn't 1:04:40.360 --> 1:04:42.960 put a stop to this, And then he goes on 1:04:43.040 --> 1:04:44.640 to sales as if he thinks the host of our 1:04:44.680 --> 1:04:47.479 morning show is gonna derail and keep us from saying 1:04:47.480 --> 1:04:50.440 how we feel about real life, and then I like, 1:04:50.560 --> 1:04:54.360 he's our father exactly. And then I right, look, put 1:04:54.400 --> 1:04:56.560 a stop to what I'm like, you know, because he 1:04:56.600 --> 1:04:58.680 says you Elvis would have put a stop to this 1:04:58.760 --> 1:05:01.160 podcast long time ago. And I said, again, did you 1:05:01.280 --> 1:05:04.000 even hear you know whatever we were talking about on 1:05:04.120 --> 1:05:08.840 the radio? No? We all pretty much okay, But that's 1:05:08.880 --> 1:05:10.760 not the point. What you fail to understand is I'm 1:05:10.840 --> 1:05:14.480 not a journalist or a reporter writing objective news copy. 1:05:14.960 --> 1:05:16.920 I am a human being with the same rights as 1:05:17.000 --> 1:05:20.400 you and can freely express my thoughts and opinions regardless 1:05:20.560 --> 1:05:23.000 of whether you hope the radio police should muzzle me 1:05:23.120 --> 1:05:26.480 or not. What do you do for a living? Do 1:05:26.600 --> 1:05:29.760 your social media posts represent your company or just you? 1:05:30.080 --> 1:05:31.480 That's a brilliant line, by the way, when that comes. 1:05:32.680 --> 1:05:36.200 But the point Brodie was and at the end of 1:05:36.200 --> 1:05:38.040 the day, people need to understand that what we do 1:05:38.160 --> 1:05:39.640 on the radio and what we do here on this 1:05:39.760 --> 1:05:42.640 podcast you may not agree with, we have every right 1:05:42.720 --> 1:05:45.920 to it. This is no different than you going on 1:05:46.000 --> 1:05:49.720 your Facebook page or social media post and saying what 1:05:49.880 --> 1:05:54.440 you want and expressing yourself creatively, creatively or even subjectively. 1:05:54.600 --> 1:05:57.440 Because we are not this is not an informational piece. 1:05:57.880 --> 1:06:00.920 This isn't like a news ordan let sir, but his 1:06:01.240 --> 1:06:03.240 his other thing. And let's say he works for a 1:06:03.440 --> 1:06:07.200 bowling out everything this goes for every time, not just 1:06:07.400 --> 1:06:09.320 right that guy. Say that guy works in a bowling 1:06:09.360 --> 1:06:11.760 alley or is a car mechanic a restaurant. He could 1:06:11.760 --> 1:06:15.280 say whatever he wants. That doesn't represent the company. Now, 1:06:15.440 --> 1:06:18.000 if he says something racist, the company might fire him 1:06:18.040 --> 1:06:21.160 from being racist. But we don't have to have opinions 1:06:21.200 --> 1:06:24.440 that are in line with our morning show. Our political 1:06:24.520 --> 1:06:27.040 views may not be in line with our audience. But 1:06:27.120 --> 1:06:29.040 then don't follow us, or or take it with a 1:06:29.120 --> 1:06:32.160 grain of salt. There are celebrities. This guy doesn't follow 1:06:32.200 --> 1:06:33.640 me anyway, so I don't give a fund. Well, he's 1:06:33.640 --> 1:06:35.280 a snowflake, but he's gonna ge upset because you don't 1:06:35.320 --> 1:06:38.200 like Look, no, no, no, I was put I was 1:06:38.280 --> 1:06:41.080 getting it ready. Snake jingle, No no, I guess you 1:06:41.120 --> 1:06:43.320 don't need it too late. You're gonna play the snow 1:06:43.680 --> 1:06:51.120 jingle It's snowing on Alex's page, Alex a car zoo 1:06:51.440 --> 1:06:56.640 follow a cr r zoo that Elvis's husband Alex on Instagram. 1:06:58.800 --> 1:07:03.000 Give it big, big, Happy, Uh, have a happy day 1:07:03.120 --> 1:07:06.400 to Bryan Michael NYC. Al Right, so I would like 1:07:06.480 --> 1:07:09.760 to give up Sparently only his opinion counts, right, I 1:07:09.800 --> 1:07:12.120 would like to give a special shout out UH to 1:07:12.200 --> 1:07:14.600 someone who falls mean Instagram, and I'm sure they look. 1:07:15.120 --> 1:07:17.280 I'm not mad at this person. I just want to 1:07:17.400 --> 1:07:19.280 read to you what they said and what my response was. 1:07:19.720 --> 1:07:23.560 I posted a picture of the shelves at Target. Now, 1:07:23.640 --> 1:07:28.840 the shelves at Target are empty, completely empty, devoid of 1:07:28.960 --> 1:07:32.160 toilet paper. And you can see in the picture there's 1:07:32.160 --> 1:07:34.680 all there's some like wipes on the shelf. You can 1:07:34.800 --> 1:07:37.400 clearly see it used to be the toilet paper aisle. Right, 1:07:38.160 --> 1:07:40.880 it's all the paper towels, toilet paper is gone. And 1:07:40.960 --> 1:07:42.880 it's the corner. It's you could see it's the last 1:07:42.880 --> 1:07:44.680 aisle because you can see the other side is the 1:07:44.760 --> 1:07:49.440 corner of of Target. Okay, so I put up coronavirus 1:07:49.560 --> 1:07:54.200 stocking up. Is clearly coronavirus stocking up. UH is clearing 1:07:54.240 --> 1:08:00.160 the shelves at Target. So Sue, whatever writes, probably just 1:08:00.240 --> 1:08:03.280 cleared the shelves to put Easter item up. Just stop, 1:08:05.160 --> 1:08:09.200 just just stop. So, in other words, she obviously doesn't 1:08:09.200 --> 1:08:12.360 see that everyone is posting pictures of Costco and b 1:08:12.600 --> 1:08:15.720 J's and all their stores where the toilet paper is gone, 1:08:16.640 --> 1:08:20.320 gone from a lot of places. So I wrote back 1:08:20.360 --> 1:08:23.000 and I said, yeah, Target is well known for selling 1:08:23.080 --> 1:08:27.479 Easter toilet paper, right, like I guess they like she said, 1:08:27.520 --> 1:08:30.439 you just just stop, stop trying to like add to 1:08:30.560 --> 1:08:34.439 the fake virus thing. No, no, no, no, I'm pointing 1:08:34.479 --> 1:08:37.800 out that people are hoarding toilet paper. But I'm not 1:08:37.880 --> 1:08:40.360 like trying to like make more of a story. I'm 1:08:40.400 --> 1:08:42.840 just pointing out the story. I would just stop. They're 1:08:42.840 --> 1:08:46.000 probably clearing the shells of Easter. It's my target. I 1:08:46.080 --> 1:08:50.439 go there all the time. Yeah, Karen, the Easter stuff, 1:08:51.200 --> 1:08:57.040 the Easter sea, the easter stuff is the candy aisles there. 1:08:57.400 --> 1:08:59.439 You know, any target you go to hold on you 1:09:00.200 --> 1:09:02.280 is the one who calls the police because you're black. Yes, 1:09:02.479 --> 1:09:06.160 that's Karen. Google Karen in society, Google Karen in for 1:09:06.320 --> 1:09:10.679 pop culture. Nextbecue, it's always Karen. Next time you're flying 1:09:10.720 --> 1:09:15.080 a kite and they arrest you for Karen. Okay, I'll 1:09:15.280 --> 1:09:16.560 scary will explain to you what it's like to be 1:09:16.600 --> 1:09:19.880 black in the Okay, So if you know you go 1:09:20.000 --> 1:09:23.600 to Target, you know your target, right, you know to 1:09:23.720 --> 1:09:26.000 your target. You know that the clothing is there and 1:09:26.080 --> 1:09:28.280 the dog food is there. You know it's always the 1:09:28.320 --> 1:09:30.880 same in your target. I know where the candy in 1:09:30.920 --> 1:09:33.400 the easter stuff is in my target. It's on the 1:09:33.520 --> 1:09:37.280 right by the outdoor stuff, but the barbecue girls, the candy, 1:09:37.520 --> 1:09:41.120 the school supplies, the seasonal area. I know that on 1:09:41.280 --> 1:09:45.240 the left is the glad tupperware, the bags, the sandwich bags, 1:09:45.439 --> 1:09:47.840 the toilet paper, the paper plates, the paper goods. I 1:09:47.960 --> 1:09:51.360 know where that is. So when that's empty in my target, 1:09:51.920 --> 1:09:55.280 don't tell me it's the easter candy isle. Okay, alright, 1:09:55.400 --> 1:09:58.120 moving on. Uh. Today on the show, we were talking 1:09:58.160 --> 1:10:02.439 about Elvis was Nate was complete raining that rock stars 1:10:02.479 --> 1:10:06.080 are wearing pearl necklaces now that that's a new fashion session. 1:10:07.280 --> 1:10:10.640 So we're talking about pearl necklaces, pearl necklaces. Sometime, I 1:10:10.760 --> 1:10:14.280 want to say in this in the eighties, someone decided 1:10:14.439 --> 1:10:18.559 sexually that a pearl necklace was a sexual term referring 1:10:18.640 --> 1:10:21.720 to the neck area of a woman and fluid that 1:10:21.840 --> 1:10:24.639 might be pearl color. Leave it at that. No, don't 1:10:24.720 --> 1:10:26.160 leave it at that. I don't want to say it. 1:10:26.720 --> 1:10:31.160 Somebody knows what it is the band pearl Jam is 1:10:31.400 --> 1:10:35.640 named after that, the jam that looks like pearls the 1:10:35.800 --> 1:10:39.800 ejaculate of a man around a woman's neck. Are you 1:10:39.880 --> 1:10:44.040 saying the man mustard? Yeah, the baby, the man, The 1:10:44.160 --> 1:10:52.519 man's okay. Keep in mind, Keep in mind, we have 1:10:52.680 --> 1:10:55.599 known what a pearl necklace refers to since we were 1:10:55.640 --> 1:10:59.000 all kids. How do you not We must have gotten 1:10:59.120 --> 1:11:02.400 thirty text mess just you guys know you guys, do 1:11:02.479 --> 1:11:07.360 you know you go on Urban Dictionary search prolace. Do 1:11:07.439 --> 1:11:09.479 you guys know it's when a guy blah blah blah 1:11:09.479 --> 1:11:12.559 and blah blah blah, it's pro necklace. Yeah, yeah, we're adults. 1:11:12.640 --> 1:11:15.360 We know what you think. You hear, Hey, look if 1:11:15.400 --> 1:11:18.200 you if you hear a term, like a new term, right, 1:11:18.280 --> 1:11:20.680 like hey, man, you guys know what stunt means? Like 1:11:20.760 --> 1:11:23.960 you know what like like Karen Karen. That's part of 1:11:24.080 --> 1:11:26.599 if there's a new term that twenty one year olds 1:11:26.640 --> 1:11:29.599 are using, like you're like or hip hop guys are using, 1:11:29.640 --> 1:11:31.439 like what does that mean? Understood? Like did you know 1:11:31.680 --> 1:11:34.360 that that's a new friend? But pearl necklace? This song 1:11:34.479 --> 1:11:36.680 is fire. It's like there's people I'm not gonna say who, 1:11:36.760 --> 1:11:38.240 but there's a guy in the world. It always goes 1:11:38.560 --> 1:11:42.960 who knew? Whenever that guy on television says who knew? 1:11:43.200 --> 1:11:45.960 Everybody fucking knew but you. But he says who knew 1:11:46.000 --> 1:11:48.160 because he wants to make it like it like nobody knew, 1:11:48.240 --> 1:11:49.800 so won't look bad he didn't know. You know what 1:11:49.840 --> 1:11:53.000 I'm talking about anyway? But my point is what you think. 1:11:53.320 --> 1:11:57.599 But it's such a common eighties reference. There's no way 1:11:57.680 --> 1:12:01.040 we could have gone through life and not come across right. 1:12:01.439 --> 1:12:05.800 Did I say that? The last thing I want to 1:12:05.840 --> 1:12:09.200 give on social I want to give props speaking in 1:12:09.240 --> 1:12:10.920 the eighties, and then I gotta leave. I want to 1:12:10.960 --> 1:12:14.280 give props to Richard Marks. Richard Marks is a is 1:12:14.320 --> 1:12:16.479 a singer who had a bunch of hits in the 1:12:16.640 --> 1:12:19.000 in the late eighties. And he still puts out music 1:12:19.040 --> 1:12:23.800 like right and and uh and and hold on to 1:12:23.880 --> 1:12:26.559 the Nights get a bunch of hits. His debut album 1:12:26.680 --> 1:12:29.200 was massive. Anyway, He's still tours. He plays on like 1:12:29.240 --> 1:12:32.519 adult contemporary music. You know those stations when people listen 1:12:32.600 --> 1:12:34.880 to the doctor's office that plays pop music without the 1:12:34.920 --> 1:12:39.280 hip hop, does you know anyway? Right? So, Richard Marks 1:12:39.960 --> 1:12:43.920 is very political, Okay, we can't play until it gets 1:12:43.920 --> 1:12:46.559 to the course. Turn turn it down until we get 1:12:46.560 --> 1:12:49.479 to the course. So Richard Marks also happens to lean 1:12:49.640 --> 1:12:52.240 very politically one way, but that's neither you know that. 1:12:52.880 --> 1:12:55.720 So he tweeted something because people he's a grammar guy 1:12:55.760 --> 1:12:58.840 like I am, and he tweeted, I don't care. He wrote, 1:12:58.880 --> 1:13:01.240 if you're a trumpkin or a burner meaning whatever side 1:13:01.280 --> 1:13:05.080 of the year, Bernie fan, you're trump fan whatever, he said, Yeah, 1:13:05.200 --> 1:13:08.840 it's and Google has been a thing for twenty two years. 1:13:09.400 --> 1:13:12.360 If you still don't know you're from your it's strictly 1:13:12.439 --> 1:13:16.400 because you're a willing fool, willfully ignorant and stupid. Fuck 1:13:17.439 --> 1:13:19.479 Now that's a bit harsh, but he was trying to, 1:13:19.560 --> 1:13:23.920 like write, So this guy, Bob Tona writes what songs 1:13:23.960 --> 1:13:26.720 do you sing? Like? Who the funk are you? So 1:13:26.920 --> 1:13:31.600 Richard Marks? True? Richard Marks writes back, in reference to 1:13:31.640 --> 1:13:33.680 what songs do you sing? He writes the ones your 1:13:33.720 --> 1:13:39.360 girlfriend fuck too before she met you. So then people, 1:13:39.920 --> 1:13:44.600 So then all day yesterday, all day yesterday, he was 1:13:44.640 --> 1:13:48.040 getting retweeted, and then people who don't like him or 1:13:48.080 --> 1:13:51.800 don't like his political lean spent the whole day insulting him. Right, 1:13:52.240 --> 1:13:55.160 but every one of them had bad grammar, So rather 1:13:55.240 --> 1:13:57.200 than acknowledging what they said, he would be like, why 1:13:57.240 --> 1:13:59.040 should I listen to you? You don't know the right 1:13:59.120 --> 1:14:01.160 you're to use if you don't write that. One guy wrote, 1:14:01.160 --> 1:14:03.400 you don't know anything, and oh so you're all like, 1:14:03.640 --> 1:14:06.680 it's kl W, you fucking idiot. Anyway, for a guy 1:14:06.760 --> 1:14:08.919 like me who loves grammar and a lot of our slices, 1:14:09.360 --> 1:14:11.879 look at Richard Marks m a r X from yesterday. 1:14:12.200 --> 1:14:15.760 He fucking owned Twitter. He's great, it's not political, it's 1:14:15.800 --> 1:14:18.840 just funny grammar ship. That's great. But i'd sing the 1:14:18.920 --> 1:14:23.840 songs the girlfriends she met you you know who the 1:14:23.960 --> 1:14:27.040 bad grammar who was a lot of those people form 1:14:29.280 --> 1:14:34.480 boys Boys