Speaker 1: Start up. That up Brooklyn Boys, start up Brooklyn Boys.
Speaker 1: That data they're making noise data that thought up episode
Speaker 1: one nineteen of the Brooklyn Boys podcast one nineteen. That
Speaker 1: means we're one away from one twenty. We really are.
Speaker 1: And the last one we called mother Bruncher. Right now,
Speaker 1: I still haven't had any resolve from that. My parents
Speaker 1: are still dodging me. They won't drive a half hour
Speaker 1: to come have front for you. So my mother calls
Speaker 1: me up, mocking me in the middle of the week, Anthony,
Speaker 1: what are you doing? Like nothing, I'm I'm not just
Speaker 1: got home from work. It's two thirty. Because you want
Speaker 1: to go out for brunch. I'm like, I'm like, it's
Speaker 1: not funny. That's that's not funny. Like I was being serious.
Speaker 1: I wanted to see you guys. So they still haven't
Speaker 1: made it up to me. And now they got every
Speaker 1: excuse under the sun. Now they leave it next week
Speaker 1: to go to Florida. There they're deciding that, you know,
Speaker 1: oh my god, with coronavirus, you know, we probably shouldn't eat.
Speaker 1: And I wait a second, you guys get on a
Speaker 1: plane and a tube and you're gonna go visit your
Speaker 1: friends and now you're giving me the coronavirus excuse not
Speaker 1: to have brunch. I think that I'm beginning to think
Speaker 1: it's something personal. I'm gonna leave it right there. I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna worry about it anymore. I just got feel
Speaker 1: your personal steak dinner. It really is. I feel like
Speaker 1: now you know how I feel. I just want to
Speaker 1: brunch with my parents. Just want to steak dinner from
Speaker 1: you that you pay for. And my favorite part of
Speaker 1: this is the afterthought in inviting me to their house.
Speaker 1: This happened a few weeks ago. You'd be upset. See
Speaker 1: see you're an only child, so it may be difficult
Speaker 1: for you because I know because you getting I did
Speaker 1: every time. Well, yeah, imagine the family is having a
Speaker 1: barbecue or cook out, grilling, whatever you want to call it.
Speaker 1: I call it barbecue on a Sunday. And as you're
Speaker 1: on the phone on a Saturday afternoon, as matter of factly,
Speaker 1: my mother says, as I'm hanging up, Oh, Anthony, by
Speaker 1: the way, yeah, what what's going on tomorrow? I said, oh, nothing,
Speaker 1: I might have some plans. Oh, because your brother Stephen
Speaker 1: and your sister Jennifer are coming over for a barbecue
Speaker 1: in the afternoon, you want to come. Wait a minute,
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, Wait a minute. First of all, did
Speaker 1: your mother actually say your siblings names? I am saying it. No, you, Dick,
Speaker 1: were we do a people that might not know who
Speaker 1: Jennifer and Stephen is talked about your siblings names and
Speaker 1: how they're not very Italian. Are your brother's name is Stephen?
Speaker 1: Some people might be listening for the first time. Patty,
Speaker 1: it's just the radio thing that we do. It's a setup,
Speaker 1: as I'm reintroducing, because you're in a sentence. Hey, you
Speaker 1: when you talk to your mother about your father, you
Speaker 1: call your father daddy. He's like his daddy there. Yes,
Speaker 1: And the other way we talked to you all you
Speaker 1: goes mommy there. I don't know if your mother has
Speaker 1: a quirk and she's like, oh, your brother Stephen's coming.
Speaker 1: As if you had three brothers and you know, and
Speaker 1: for names if one brother wanted way the conversation went
Speaker 1: on the phone, is Stephen and Jennifer coming over? That's
Speaker 1: how it went. You. But for the sake of new listeners,
Speaker 1: you so I don't have to explain. I thought you
Speaker 1: added conservation. Okay, so you added brother and sister. So
Speaker 1: people would know who Stephen and Jennifer. I thought you
Speaker 1: were adding Stephen and Jennifer to know who your brother
Speaker 1: and sister were. You see what I'm saying. No, she
Speaker 1: said Jennifer and Stephen. I could have just as easily
Speaker 1: changed it and say your brother and sister are coming over.
Speaker 1: That's what I thought you would have done, radio professional.
Speaker 1: But instead I thought your mother said, but I also
Speaker 1: want to name them by name. Do you call your
Speaker 1: parts mommy and daddy? So how do I know your
Speaker 1: mother doesn't refer to your brother as your brother, Stephens,
Speaker 1: my sister and brother my sister. They have names and
Speaker 1: they should be known. But you don't have anyone else
Speaker 1: as a sibling. No, you know what your mom's But
Speaker 1: I could say, I could say I could say my
Speaker 1: kids any time and go you don't even give those names.
Speaker 1: But if I said my kids are coming, I don't
Speaker 1: have to say what their names are. If if if
Speaker 1: we spoke to my wife and she said, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: our kids are gonna be there, she wouldn't say my
Speaker 1: kid blank, my kid blanking, my kid blank. She just
Speaker 1: said my kids. So your brother and sister. Okay, go on,
Speaker 1: don't interrupt yourself. Going. You interrupted me, you did, that's
Speaker 1: your perspective going. So your mothers thought, I mean, so
Speaker 1: who's coming over? Your mother was last This is a
Speaker 1: couple of weeks ago, and I'm like, no, I can't
Speaker 1: come to the barbecue. I missed it outright, But she
Speaker 1: gave you one day's notice, right, But I don't. Had
Speaker 1: we not had that conversation that day, I might not
Speaker 1: have even been invited. Mm hmm. Maybe she thought you
Speaker 1: might know that your siblings are going there, so she
Speaker 1: last minute like maybe like Jennifer was like, oh, I
Speaker 1: mentioned to you know, Anthony, which is your real name.
Speaker 1: I mentioned to Anthony that we were coming for the barbecue.
Speaker 1: Did you invite him? Oh? I better invite him? You
Speaker 1: know how he gets it on. Maybe it was like
Speaker 1: bringing the grandkids party. And you know, I can't believe
Speaker 1: that they would just leave me out that way. Well
Speaker 1: you're you know, they probably figured you're out into club
Speaker 1: on a Sunday afternoon. Oh brunch, you brunch, don't you know?
Speaker 1: I know? But but my point is now this is
Speaker 1: now becoming a pattern of behavior, illustrating. I don't think
Speaker 1: I don't they they looked you for what you put
Speaker 1: them on the radio. You make fun of them, you
Speaker 1: yell at them, and then and then, and my siblings
Speaker 1: bring them grandkids. You can't compete with that. And that's
Speaker 1: the other thing. My brother was bringing the baby, my
Speaker 1: sister's bringing newborn and my nephew Lucas as well. So right,
Speaker 1: they've already had forty years to be I'm not coming
Speaker 1: to the table with anything. Nothing. You're bringing nothing, bringing
Speaker 1: dessert right now, if you got at you brought a
Speaker 1: cat in, that might give you something. As we talk
Speaker 1: about this, and you want you want to get a cat, right,
Speaker 1: but that would be weird, Anthony, bring the cat, but
Speaker 1: you would you would bring the cats so you didn't
Speaker 1: feel like you had nothing to do with right, the
Speaker 1: one that you you's got, you threw the tree to act.
Speaker 1: My brother got a corgy. Yeah, he's a corgy. You
Speaker 1: just know what it is, right, Yeah, it's colloquy. What
Speaker 1: what's what's the dog's name? Butters? Butters? Uh huh? Named
Speaker 1: after anybody, just like butters. It's like from the South
Speaker 1: South butters. Sometimes that's like a butler name. By the way,
Speaker 1: you're testing me, did you think that I didn't know
Speaker 1: the name of my brother's dog. I wouldn't. I wouldn't
Speaker 1: put it past you not to know that this is true.
Speaker 1: I know you know the names of your nieces and
Speaker 1: nephews because you have to buy them stuff. Of course,
Speaker 1: Lucas and Niko and Jack. Right, Oh my right, Lucas,
Speaker 1: Niko and Jack. What's the oil change? Guys? Right? That's
Speaker 1: manny Mo and Jack? Okay, same thing? But uh so
Speaker 1: so yeah, So I'm starting to feel slighted and I'm
Speaker 1: starting to take it personal. Did they just leave me out?
Speaker 1: They assume that I can't make it? Don't ever assume
Speaker 1: I can't make it. Don't you think that makes some
Speaker 1: time in my schedule to be there? I mean, but
Speaker 1: but but you see, you don't You don't really understand
Speaker 1: this because if your mother wants to hang out with you,
Speaker 1: she's gonna ask. My mother wants to have her kids
Speaker 1: all I'm her kids are her kids, that's it. Plus
Speaker 1: she loves me, and I gave her three grandkids, so
Speaker 1: it's a win win for me. How often do the
Speaker 1: grandkids see? Not as much as she'd like, But she's
Speaker 1: a grandmother, so never enough. Then what the hell does
Speaker 1: she care? If she's got said? They never shot up.
Speaker 1: I said never, not as much as she wants. But
Speaker 1: grandparents want them all the time. Yeah, but she sees
Speaker 1: pictures of them and she gets excited, she hears stories.
Speaker 1: She hang pictures on her refrigerator. She print them out,
Speaker 1: these pictures of the kids all over the all over
Speaker 1: the house. That's awesome. I don't have one picture in
Speaker 1: a frame. Do you have a picture of your parents
Speaker 1: in the house a frame? Yeah, you have any pictures?
Speaker 1: I have, like pictures that ended in two thousand and
Speaker 1: two and we stopped printing pictures. People still print pictures, dude.
Speaker 1: I know you're trying to be like, no, no, no pictures.
Speaker 1: Being honest. It send you pictures to companies Walgreens, But
Speaker 1: do people Do people have pictures in their house anymore?
Speaker 1: Current pictures? You don't have a house. You've got in
Speaker 1: a part may have a total of like five six walls.
Speaker 1: I may have about three A family picture from that
Speaker 1: from the year two thousand and three. My ex girlfriend
Speaker 1: is even in it. Yeah, that one on your one, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know which one, and then I have it took
Speaker 1: a little your current girlfriend allow you to have a
Speaker 1: picture out with your ex girlfriend in the picture out
Speaker 1: because because there are three or four dead relatives in
Speaker 1: that picture as well, and my girlfriends photoshop that ship.
Speaker 1: Maybe I should put my current girlfriend, yeah, or get
Speaker 1: a cat and put the cat over the the picture.
Speaker 1: You can't have a picture of your ex girlfriend out
Speaker 1: with your new girlfriend there. Who wants to see that?
Speaker 1: If you want over your if you went over your
Speaker 1: ex girlfriend's your current girlfriend's house, would you want to
Speaker 1: see her with like some guy on the piano? Like,
Speaker 1: not just the two of them, there's no reason for that. Well,
Speaker 1: what if they're together in the pictures surrounded by aunts
Speaker 1: and uncles you don't give a shit about. I don't
Speaker 1: care if there's an old if they'd listen to me.
Speaker 1: If there's an old picture from like the nineties, where
Speaker 1: there are dead relatives in the picture, or there was
Speaker 1: some event that you went to that he was like,
Speaker 1: it was a time and place with all those people.
Speaker 1: I would have no problem, no problem going over the
Speaker 1: house and every time you're there, Well, he's part of
Speaker 1: the picture. Seeing a picture of a guy who may
Speaker 1: have had sex with your girlfriend, he's part of the picture.
Speaker 1: He is one point. He's not the picture, though he
Speaker 1: doesn't define the picture. He just happens to be in
Speaker 1: a picture. That means that has a lot larger meaning. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it means he had sex with your girlfriend before you
Speaker 1: didn't as a picture to prove it. Wow, listen to you.
Speaker 1: You have no self esteem. I have self esteem. To you,
Speaker 1: that's not a self esteem is yes, it is who
Speaker 1: cares the passes the past. Now I wouldn't doesn't wash
Speaker 1: off the boys quote. Guy, you can put that in
Speaker 1: a quote if the two of the if the two
Speaker 1: of them were like hugging and kissing and it's just
Speaker 1: the two of them, well, yeah, I'd be pissed. But
Speaker 1: that that's disrespectful. But the fact's head was on family,
Speaker 1: head was on his What if her head was on
Speaker 1: his shoulder? What if it was like I'm gonna marry
Speaker 1: this guy someday kind of picture. It's not my fault
Speaker 1: that I wasn't part of her life at that time,
Speaker 1: at that moment leaving the picture out, No, it's not.
Speaker 1: I don't blame. I would not falter. What if she
Speaker 1: looks at that as happier days she wished she had
Speaker 1: that guy back, if that was the meme in the frame.
Speaker 1: But if that was a quote when the guy you
Speaker 1: loved is in the picture with your family? That's the meme. Dude,
Speaker 1: you should that's disrespectful. You should have your girlfriend's picture
Speaker 1: out because okay, but I have to now get one
Speaker 1: in print one. And you know what, I do have
Speaker 1: an empty frame that was meant for that, and I
Speaker 1: never put a picture in and I should have. I
Speaker 1: probably should. The thing is, I don't. Is this the
Speaker 1: girlfriend right before your current girlfriend, big girlfriend, like the
Speaker 1: big one? Who the blonde? This the blonde? No, dude,
Speaker 1: that was the your longtime girlfriend. You you were like,
Speaker 1: she's the longtime girlfriend before your current longtime girlfriend. Yes,
Speaker 1: you can't do that? Why not? It's like, look I hook,
Speaker 1: I replaced you with Look who I look who you
Speaker 1: replaced that. I do have a frame that was meant
Speaker 1: for the for an updated picture in a picture. But
Speaker 1: the thing is okay, okay, so here you don't have
Speaker 1: a picture of like you and your current girlfriend and
Speaker 1: your family. No, you know, but here's why I haven't printed.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you the last time I printed on
Speaker 1: a picture. The last time I printed out a picture,
Speaker 1: it was me and my Brooklyn boys, Brooklyn boys in
Speaker 1: you and the real Brooklyn boys, not don't don't get
Speaker 1: jealous that it's the real Brooklyn. The guys you hung
Speaker 1: out with in Brooklyn. Who are your boys? Okay, your
Speaker 1: boys from Brooklyn boys. It was our trip to Boston,
Speaker 1: which was in two thousand four. Have you had sex
Speaker 1: with any of them? What? No, you could have experimented, Dick.
Speaker 1: What I'm saying is this and four we in two
Speaker 1: thousand four that we went to Boston, and that was
Speaker 1: the last time sixteen years ago. But the last time
Speaker 1: that I printed out a picture and put it in
Speaker 1: a frame. Ever since then, I have never printed a
Speaker 1: picture because everything's been on our phones. Did you have
Speaker 1: a picture on your phone of your girlfriend and your
Speaker 1: whole family of yeah, I've got that. Yeah, you have
Speaker 1: a picture. You're saying I should print it and put
Speaker 1: it in a friend Yes, over the one that's currently
Speaker 1: with your ex girlfriend. But that one has a family.
Speaker 1: That one has dead relatives. How many dead relatives? Four?
Speaker 1: Are they? Are they very important? Are the dead their relatives?
Speaker 1: How could they not be the dead relatives in this
Speaker 1: picture more important than updating the picture for your girlfriend? Like,
Speaker 1: who's more important? Well, then I want to just get
Speaker 1: another frame and another picture. But I'm not going to
Speaker 1: cover that one. So when you break up with this girlfriend,
Speaker 1: then you can get another. I think you never know.
Speaker 1: I don't wish it on you, but who what my
Speaker 1: question to you? It goes back to what I asked
Speaker 1: you at the top of this conversation. Who even takes
Speaker 1: pictures and put some frames anymore? Nobody? It's over. You
Speaker 1: just did that thing we talked about three weeks ago.
Speaker 1: We had the word even into a sorry, who even?
Speaker 1: Who even? You know? Who does people who want their
Speaker 1: girlfriend's pictures. I'm just saying nobody. It's just it's a
Speaker 1: lazy thing. I think it's a lazy thing. You're too
Speaker 1: lazy to replace your ex girlfriend, even though you've replaced
Speaker 1: your ex girlfriend. I surrender. Throw in the white flag, alright,
Speaker 1: so we can do we can putting a picture up
Speaker 1: next time we have a box. At some point, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna have to do that. I'm gonna have to take
Speaker 1: a picture at eleven years, twelve years, and I'm gonna
Speaker 1: have to print it to go to print it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: send it to the local store, drug store whatever. Walgreens
Speaker 1: such an archaic thought, but okay, I mean Walgreen's where
Speaker 1: we get our prescriptions doubt while you treat me for
Speaker 1: the corona. Uh so Um, I have a good customer
Speaker 1: service story and and a a failed customer service story,
Speaker 1: and I can share those with you. So fresh pet,
Speaker 1: fresh pet is the food, the dog food that my
Speaker 1: my dogs like. They're the refrigerated, refrigerated stuff. Right, Let's
Speaker 1: face it, it's bougie dog food. It is. No, it's
Speaker 1: it's just it's fresh, it's moist, it's bouge tasty. If
Speaker 1: I was a dog I need fresh pet, you definitely would. Yeah, well, no,
Speaker 1: it's I'll tell you why it's not bougie. I'll tell
Speaker 1: you what. It's not bougie. So fresh Pets sent up,
Speaker 1: it ain't alpo. No Fresh Pet was kind enough to
Speaker 1: send up a bunch of stuff. Here to the Morning show,
Speaker 1: Elvis's dog and Scotty's dog, a bunch of the dogs. Well,
Speaker 1: Elvis had left already and it was a weekend, So
Speaker 1: Scotty's dog doesn't eat fresh pet. My dogs eat fresh pets.
Speaker 1: So they're like, oh, why don't you take a d
Speaker 1: like most of it home with you? Well, the reason
Speaker 1: they dropped off stuff and they're not a client, they
Speaker 1: didn't I'm on. They have a new line of like
Speaker 1: a gourmet top end of Fresh Pet. It's like Fresh
Speaker 1: Pets select something. It doesn't matter, don't tweat me. But
Speaker 1: they now sell like little cups of fruit and vegetables,
Speaker 1: and they have, um, you know, I go on my
Speaker 1: while I'm talking, go on my Instagram. You'll see the
Speaker 1: like six pictures ago, and you can tell me what
Speaker 1: the burgers are called. They now have chicken burgers and
Speaker 1: be burgers that look like grilled turkey burgers and regular
Speaker 1: burgers like chicken burgers. They look like human food. Okay,
Speaker 1: so my dogs loved them. On your Instagram, like six
Speaker 1: pictures ago, you'll see, and I was zooming. I love
Speaker 1: the packaging. Yeah, I mean this could be mistaken for
Speaker 1: human absolutely. Now what's the brand on the steak burger
Speaker 1: and the turkey burger? Beef here something Fresh Pets. Something
Speaker 1: says Homestyle Creations Creations. Okay, all right, very good. So
Speaker 1: I don't right, Okay, So what I did was I
Speaker 1: tweeted at them at Fresh Pet and I said, hey,
Speaker 1: where do I find your stuff? So so they said,
Speaker 1: we'll check the website as a locator there. So I
Speaker 1: go on the website and it says only locations anywhere
Speaker 1: New where I live for a hundred miles, only Whole Foods. Now,
Speaker 1: I don't go to Whole Foods at often, certainly not
Speaker 1: as often as my dogs need to eat. Plus, you know,
Speaker 1: Whole Foods is expensive. We talked, we talked about this
Speaker 1: entire thing on this podcast. I feel like I'm having right, right, okay,
Speaker 1: So I'm just I'm recapping. So I went and got it.
Speaker 1: I went and got in the Whole Foods. Then on
Speaker 1: social media, right, so it's available at shop, write and talk,
Speaker 1: get everybody. So after the last time I spoke about this,
Speaker 1: which was I think last episode or two episodes ago,
Speaker 1: I tweeted at them and said, hey guys, just so
Speaker 1: you know, you told me it's only available the Whole
Speaker 1: Foods and it's available like it's everywhere, and then the
Speaker 1: price differential and all right, so I said I overpaid
Speaker 1: four dollars and they said, d M s. We'll get
Speaker 1: take care of you now you're all caught up. So
Speaker 1: I d M to my address and yesterday, as as
Speaker 1: it turns out, I get an envelope from Fresh Pet
Speaker 1: with a little note that says enjoy Sorry, for the inconvenience.
Speaker 1: Uh our thank you to you and your pups. Good boys.
Speaker 1: They not to give me stuff for us. Boy, actually
Speaker 1: for much ship for us. Appreciate well. And I drew
Speaker 1: two dogs, the two dogs, So what did they get?
Speaker 1: Seventy five dollars in gift coupons for as much of
Speaker 1: the food all I want five dollars. That's amazing. I
Speaker 1: overpaid four dollars and I you know a lot because
Speaker 1: I pointed it out, for a net total of seventy right,
Speaker 1: plus the gas and my time going to Whole Foods.
Speaker 1: But yeah, how great is that? So fresh pet stepping
Speaker 1: up to the bowl the doggy ball. Now on the
Speaker 1: other thing, I also we're doing free ship for us. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I want to slip in a free ship for us
Speaker 1: real quick. And then I'm gonna give you example of
Speaker 1: a company that did not do the right thing. So
Speaker 1: on one of the I think March four, of the
Speaker 1: Elvis Sturan fifteen minute Morning Show, uh, he was yelling
Speaker 1: at Danielle Monaro from the elm Stran Show because you listen,
Speaker 1: and Danielle was eating my favorite cereal and the Serial
Speaker 1: Killers podcast has five boxes of cereal in the next studio.
Speaker 1: My favorite is Special K Chocolate Delight. I love it great.
Speaker 1: So Danielle goes in and of all the boxes of cereal,
Speaker 1: she takes the one Scotty personally bought from me that
Speaker 1: I chipped in for. So I had some too. You
Speaker 1: had some too? Was like, well, then it became a thing.
Speaker 1: It's like, oh, bro he doesn't want us to eat
Speaker 1: a cereal. Fuck you, I mean because your bricks. I
Speaker 1: get it. So I would go back and listen to
Speaker 1: the March fourth podcast, but in the middle of the podcast,
Speaker 1: I pointed out that daniel gave up chocolate for Lent
Speaker 1: and she was eating my chocolate cereal lightning bolt struck. Well,
Speaker 1: let me guess something happened. They heard it the shout
Speaker 1: out Eric and jen I believe their last name is
Speaker 1: uh boll Eric and jen Um. They know that they
Speaker 1: know of your love for chocolate d K and they
Speaker 1: sent me Chocolate Delight. They sent me a family size
Speaker 1: box of Special K Chocolate Delight with free dessert written
Speaker 1: on the box and Grammar Police written on the box.
Speaker 1: The good boys not to give me stuff, especially Brody.
Speaker 1: First ship for me, second free for me. Aren't you
Speaker 1: going to share some of that special k. I shared
Speaker 1: the last box you weren't supposed to take, and you
Speaker 1: ate all my cereals. So so what did you do
Speaker 1: with this box of chocolate Ea, chocolate sugary k I
Speaker 1: brought at home? Do you pricks? Can't steal my serial?
Speaker 1: All right, so I told you about fresh pet now god, yeah, no, no, continued,
Speaker 1: I wanted to tell you about oral b Oh, the
Speaker 1: toothbrush people. The toothbrush people. Now, maybe this will be
Speaker 1: the title of our episode, because if you put or
Speaker 1: in people, its Brody has an oral problem. They're talking right,
Speaker 1: So they make like twenty four different toothbrushes, plaque and
Speaker 1: totter and all in ones and action and all of
Speaker 1: these toothbrushes, and you know you can get him in
Speaker 1: soft and medium. Oh my god, is that spruce? Yeah? Now,
Speaker 1: nobody's like dropped like thirty pounds. Yeah, he's like wasting
Speaker 1: away that guy. Yeah, yep, he's passed by the window. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's wasted away Maugarityville. By the way, I got props
Speaker 1: of a bunch of our listeners for using George carlin
Speaker 1: uh in our in last months less episode. I'm very
Speaker 1: excited that people got the reference. They under who George
Speaker 1: Colin was anyway, So I like a particularly toothbrush. You
Speaker 1: have a toothbrush you like, Yes, the one that competes
Speaker 1: with Oral B and and it's going to be our
Speaker 1: new favorite toothbrush after this story. Okay, well that will
Speaker 1: be the Sonic Care. Oh, the Sonic Care is a
Speaker 1: superior brush to the fucking Oral b. Okay, listen, Sonic
Speaker 1: Care is upscale. That's that's another level. That's the fresh
Speaker 1: pet of toothbrusces. Yeah, and don't I also like I've
Speaker 1: used quip. I like quip when I when I want
Speaker 1: to use It's fine, It's fine, But I'm saying for
Speaker 1: like every day just toothbrush. I've always did a thing
Speaker 1: with quip. Actually I do. I use quip on the go.
Speaker 1: I use quip for traveling, Yeah, traveling, it's yeah. Care
Speaker 1: is my home base toothbrush. Do I need to hit
Speaker 1: the jingle? But what did I need the jingle? There
Speaker 1: not a sponsor. I'll get that jingle ready, but they
Speaker 1: could be. It sounds like Oral Bright. It's about to
Speaker 1: let me tell to scrub your fucking Let me let
Speaker 1: me tell tiles. Let me tell you about Oral by
Speaker 1: So the particular type I like by the way they
Speaker 1: go in circles. Right, the oral by brush, No, down
Speaker 1: the shaft. No, it's just a regular toothbrush. It's a
Speaker 1: coal bas a company. They make all types. Okay, I'm
Speaker 1: thinking of this specific. They make the spinning ones. They
Speaker 1: make a spinning the regular toothbrush, the plastic ones that
Speaker 1: are like a couple of dollars they like five bucks. Anyway.
Speaker 1: The point is they make some of a smaller head,
Speaker 1: and they make some of the bigger head. When it
Speaker 1: comes to oral by, I like a bigger head, so
Speaker 1: they make like three or four, a bigger head. They
Speaker 1: like the wider They like the so some of them
Speaker 1: have a wider head, three or four. There's the ass. Now,
Speaker 1: toothbrushes are available in soft and medium. You could accommodate
Speaker 1: a wider head in my mouth, No, but in the toothbrush. Yes.
Speaker 1: So they don't make firm anymore. Right, So technically you
Speaker 1: can't have a medium without a firm. They took away firm,
Speaker 1: then it's not Then then medium is firm. Right. Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're in agreement. I think right. Good anyway, So I
Speaker 1: want to replace the toothbrush I have. I think I
Speaker 1: bought a four pack a couple of years ago, maybe
Speaker 1: a year ago, whatever, it was a long time ago,
Speaker 1: and I'm on the last one, all right, Okay, Now,
Speaker 1: I used to buy blue ones, and now most of
Speaker 1: them are like lavender and brown and silver like generic.
Speaker 1: Anyone can use the colors. They don't sell red and
Speaker 1: blue anymore that I could find anywhere. I'm sure they do.
Speaker 1: Don't tweet me. Okay, here's the problem. For about a
Speaker 1: month and a half now, I've been trying to replace
Speaker 1: the toothbrush the style. I like one of three styles
Speaker 1: as long as they have the water head and a
Speaker 1: certain and blue would be nice. But I can't find it,
Speaker 1: and I want medium. You would think that medium was
Speaker 1: discontinued like the firm, and only soft is available. I
Speaker 1: went to Walmart's Soft doesn't. I went to multiple Walmarts,
Speaker 1: which is why I said Walmarts. I went to Targets.
Speaker 1: I went to UH shop Rights. Nobody has the medium.
Speaker 1: I went on Amazon. Amazon has two sellers that sell
Speaker 1: the medium, but they're jacking it up like like there
Speaker 1: was a war, and these are the last ones in existence.
Speaker 1: They're like thirteen dollars twelve dollars a toothbrush. There's like
Speaker 1: a four pack for eighty dollars or something. I can't
Speaker 1: find the medium of the three styles with the waterhead
Speaker 1: that I like, So I go to I go to
Speaker 1: target Um last weekend and I go to the toothbrush again.
Speaker 1: I go, you know what, I'm gonna try one more
Speaker 1: time because my toothbrush is falling apart practically. So I'm
Speaker 1: looking through. There's like, you know, like those little like
Speaker 1: spikes they put the toothbrushes on. There's like forty spikes
Speaker 1: of toothbrushes. Thirty of them are Oral B. So I'm
Speaker 1: looking behind them. I'm looking for a medium I can't
Speaker 1: and they're all brown. Who uses a brown tooth brush?
Speaker 1: Let me come on, it's not nine. That's not a color.
Speaker 1: That's not a calornybody used for toothbrushes. I don't want
Speaker 1: to as having to do with blue, pink white. They're
Speaker 1: the worst colors from Moral B and that's all I
Speaker 1: could find on Amazon. And so they're all soft. And
Speaker 1: there's a girl in her twenties, very friendly, She very friendly,
Speaker 1: and he's like, excuse me, I had moved my cart,
Speaker 1: And you know, um, when you have all those spikes
Speaker 1: with the toothbrushes. When they fall, nobody puts them back.
Speaker 1: So there's the pile of toothbrushes at the bottom of
Speaker 1: the display. She's going through the display. Now, I went
Speaker 1: through that pile the previous weekend and couldn't find my medium,
Speaker 1: cross action or all in one toothbrush that I wanted.
Speaker 1: So I'm going through all the spikes and she's going
Speaker 1: through the bottom. So I so it's this. This sucks.
Speaker 1: They don't carry the toothbrush I want. So I said, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm having the same problem. She's I've been looking for
Speaker 1: months for my toothbrush. I said, uh, what are you
Speaker 1: looking for? I'm looking for the cross action or the
Speaker 1: or the or the all in one medium. I said,
Speaker 1: Holy ships, so am I. The two of us have
Speaker 1: been looking at the same time, in the same place,
Speaker 1: but the same for the same film two So I said,
Speaker 1: I thought I was going crazy. She was, I've been
Speaker 1: to three targets, Walmart's online, Amazon. She's gone through the
Speaker 1: same thing I did. There we are in Target looking
Speaker 1: for the same toothprush is the Twilight Zone. It's one
Speaker 1: of those things. If like she was even close to
Speaker 1: my age and I was single, it would be like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, we could share toothbrushes. Okay, but that's
Speaker 1: not the case. So we're both like looking, we help
Speaker 1: each other, can't find it whatever. So I decide to
Speaker 1: go online and I tweet oral B at Oralby and
Speaker 1: I said, Hey, ho world beat now coming off my
Speaker 1: win with fresh pet. I'm rolling, baby, I'm rolling. Everybody
Speaker 1: helps David Brodie out, Hula hands, help me out. You
Speaker 1: guys know you listen to the podcast. When I tweet them,
Speaker 1: they come through, psn G, Verizon, Samsung'll come through. So well.
Speaker 1: The good companies come through, the ones that have great
Speaker 1: custom the service. So oral B writes me back within
Speaker 1: an hour. Hey, we want to help you with your problem,
Speaker 1: d m us. So I d M them and they say, hey,
Speaker 1: where do you live? I go, I'm in bad They're
Speaker 1: going to deliver it to your house. So I tell
Speaker 1: them the problem. I say, listen, I'm looking for these
Speaker 1: toothbrushes in the medium. I go through the whole story.
Speaker 1: I tell about the girl in the store. I go,
Speaker 1: it's unbelievable. Your mediums aren't available anywhere. So they go,
Speaker 1: where do you live? Get what's your zip code? I
Speaker 1: give my zip code and this is what they right.
Speaker 1: So so they said, h oh um, we we're gonna
Speaker 1: track down where in your area. Yeah you can get it.
Speaker 1: You don't know not where you can get it. We're
Speaker 1: gonna track down where in the area stores have sold it.
Speaker 1: So I right back and I go, hey, guys, can't
Speaker 1: you just send me some toothbrushes? This is what they
Speaker 1: write back to me oral By at Oralby, we don't
Speaker 1: have any products here that we can send through the mail.
Speaker 1: Our where to bite tool on our website shows that
Speaker 1: Walmart has sold these brushes in the last thirty days.
Speaker 1: So hold on this more to it. But okay, let's
Speaker 1: stop there. So Walmart had them a month ago. Why
Speaker 1: are they telling you that that's only gonna enrange you?
Speaker 1: And you don't know if they have them there now?
Speaker 1: So you want me to go back to the Walmart.
Speaker 1: I already told you I went to someone else bought
Speaker 1: the one you had, and now you want me to
Speaker 1: go back. So they go, but since you've already tried there,
Speaker 1: which by the way, you see that look up close,
Speaker 1: they used the wrong there, so funk you are will
Speaker 1: be They use T H E I R. So that
Speaker 1: that means it's not a stock response. I mean, somebody's
Speaker 1: actually writing yes. But since you've already tried th h
Speaker 1: E I R, we don't want to make you search
Speaker 1: there again. Now they use the right there in the
Speaker 1: same sentence. We've reached out to our team to see
Speaker 1: what the status with the particular brushes are um. In
Speaker 1: the meantime, we do have several other medium bristol brushes
Speaker 1: we'd recommend giving a try, and can be found on
Speaker 1: this link. If you have any questions, please feel free
Speaker 1: to let us know. So they sent me a link
Speaker 1: to their website that shows me pictures, pictures, pictures, because
Speaker 1: you could brush your teeth with pictures. They showed me
Speaker 1: pictures of the toothbrushes I can buy if I could
Speaker 1: find them in a store where I've already established. Scary
Speaker 1: that they aren't in the store. So, hey, brody, loyal customer,
Speaker 1: here's a list of other toothbrushes your stores are out of.
Speaker 1: In case you didn't find the cross action, here's a
Speaker 1: bunch of other models we have. And by the way,
Speaker 1: here you might like here's some pictures to d antilize
Speaker 1: you with. At the same time, here are some other
Speaker 1: models that, Hey, you thought you were only out of
Speaker 1: the models. I want to click the link now here
Speaker 1: on the I'm gonna click it's here, they say. So
Speaker 1: let's see what what models I could try to find? Okay,
Speaker 1: in medium, Oh, I could save up the three dolls trust,
Speaker 1: the in most Okay, the all in one, that's the
Speaker 1: one they told me that can't find a retailer. The
Speaker 1: Pulse are they're out of that? Uh, the pro Health
Speaker 1: Vitalizer Advanced. Guess what those stores don't have it. Oh,
Speaker 1: you also might be excited to not find the Compact
Speaker 1: Clean toothbrush. Oh, pack up the lunch for the day,
Speaker 1: spend your time at Target looking for the Superior Clean.
Speaker 1: They're out of that one. Maybe you'd like the three
Speaker 1: d white Lux pro Flex. They obviously don't know good
Speaker 1: customer service. So not only aren't they gonna send me any,
Speaker 1: but they've told me what. We're a store that had
Speaker 1: them thirty days ago. And then here's a link in
Speaker 1: case I couldn't go to their website and find them myself.
Speaker 1: What idiots of other toothbrushes that aren't in the store.
Speaker 1: Here's a chance for them to make it right. If
Speaker 1: any of those toothbrushes were in the store. Wouldn't I
Speaker 1: have bought them? Wouldn't I have said, there's a wide
Speaker 1: head medium, I'll buy that one. In my email to them,
Speaker 1: did I say you have other? Do you have any
Speaker 1: other models I might look for? On the thirty pegs?
Speaker 1: I already looked at your fox. Fuck you in the mouth.
Speaker 1: How about that where the bee stands for bullshit? Oral bullshit?
Speaker 1: Are we letting him in? I think spruces here hang
Speaker 1: out and Spruce on the loose. I missed you, my man,
Speaker 1: I missed you, just you, just man. Second, I missed
Speaker 1: you first of all, jazz hands we got, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: we tried to shake hands there and he gave me
Speaker 1: the didn't even give me a fist bump I did.
Speaker 1: Why don't you scared? How say give me some skin? Bro?
Speaker 1: And its Corona environment. I can't skin. You can't give
Speaker 1: me some skin. How's it going, guys, it's going? I
Speaker 1: have Spruce's song, we do, But I wanted the first
Speaker 1: tell you scares running the boy? Tonight you done the job.
Speaker 1: I'm doing an awesome twenty minutes of my damn jingle.
Speaker 1: Hey hey, first of all, you just made the room
Speaker 1: smell better from walking. It smells so good. And I said,
Speaker 1: and I saw you walking outside before, and I'm like, dude,
Speaker 1: I'm like, is that spruce. I'm you're wasting away. I
Speaker 1: mean in a good way. You look I look good. Okay,
Speaker 1: thank your secret. It's an old secret, I think. Um,
Speaker 1: I think I got I lost weight originally the old
Speaker 1: fashioned way this summer. Yeah, I got sick. Yeah, And
Speaker 1: my doctor said, you know what, blessing in disguise is
Speaker 1: actually the way you need to be. I had some
Speaker 1: medication problems and I was dehydrated severely. One thing about
Speaker 1: dehydration is you lose you lose your appetite. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't want to for a while. This is bad. I
Speaker 1: don't I don't want to. I don't want to. Then. Actually,
Speaker 1: it's not a compliment anymore for me to say. He said,
Speaker 1: he looks good now. But you don't have to remember.
Speaker 1: Saw me one time when I was actually smaller than No. No,
Speaker 1: this spruce went through a couple of weeks where he
Speaker 1: looked like like a bag of bones with a with
Speaker 1: a with a sheet over him. Oh my god, but
Speaker 1: I'm back to like two hundred and seven pounds. I
Speaker 1: was like one I got down to one nineties six
Speaker 1: that was the lowest. Seven ft five is weird. You
Speaker 1: know what, it's a double it's it's kind of like
Speaker 1: a bitter sweet compliment that. But yeah, you do look
Speaker 1: amazing right now than you whatever, however, you got to
Speaker 1: this point. You look great, and the problem is trying
Speaker 1: to stay here now. Sound Night, he Spruce of the Kiss,
Speaker 1: classic Deuce. How many songs do you think rhyme Withold Spruce?
Speaker 1: Don't tweet me, don't tweet tell you what. I don't
Speaker 1: think anybody knows what song that even came from. That's bullshit,
Speaker 1: because the last time you questioned me, people tweeted seven
Speaker 1: people listen that the count. I've never heard that seven.
Speaker 1: You know that song? Okay, okay? When I get the
Speaker 1: two Soper Police, that was Chief Trek. Because for the
Speaker 1: dream Police, I'm using song just because I know the
Speaker 1: lyrics fit. They give him an intro. What's difference? You're
Speaker 1: that hair guy from the eighties hair band kisses in ahead,
Speaker 1: by the way, genius that songs from the seventies, and
Speaker 1: it's not a hair kisses in a hair band. We're
Speaker 1: gonna depet you just kissing I would say they were
Speaker 1: slightly hairband glamy in the in the eighties when they
Speaker 1: took their makeup off from eight three to ninety six. Anyway,
Speaker 1: I get bed taste in my mouth when I started
Speaker 1: talking about kiss songs. You don't like kiss the funk
Speaker 1: out of here? Man, Look at me? Look at look
Speaker 1: at him? What does that mean? Look at you? Because
Speaker 1: he's no, yeah, you know what this is scary? I
Speaker 1: got more music. I got hold on. I got musical
Speaker 1: taste in common with spruceing. No, you don't challenge hold on, Spruce?
Speaker 1: Hold on? What kind of music do you think Spruce like? Scary?
Speaker 1: Don't say that word Spruce, because I know what he
Speaker 1: listens to? Country music. No, that's cut scary. What kind
Speaker 1: of songs do you like that you think you have
Speaker 1: in common with Spruce? Dance music and pop and hip
Speaker 1: hop and R and B. I like, you know, you know,
Speaker 1: some alternative music for the nineties and two thousands, And
Speaker 1: you think Spruce listens alternative music and you just think
Speaker 1: you listen to the hip hop and R and B.
Speaker 1: I think he listens to all of it. What do
Speaker 1: you love? No, no, no, no, no, no, Like what's
Speaker 1: his favorite? What you like, who did your favorite? You know,
Speaker 1: because don't answer Spruce because you knew Dan well when
Speaker 1: you said it. You you think you a street You
Speaker 1: think like I listen to hip hop and R and
Speaker 1: B like my man, Spruce. What I'm trying to say is, yes,
Speaker 1: I know you're trying to saysical taste is so far
Speaker 1: out there out there. Guarantee out there you don't listen
Speaker 1: to one artist that sold more albums and kiss I guarantee,
Speaker 1: So what I mean out there? I guarantee I have
Speaker 1: more music in common with Spruce than I do a
Speaker 1: Protie I did because that's because you don't like what
Speaker 1: I like. Because Prodie ship is way out my ship,
Speaker 1: way out there, way out, Spruce, what do you hold on?
Speaker 1: Let's lett's listen. I'm naming some bands. I like the
Speaker 1: Who that's way out there. Guns and Roses is way
Speaker 1: out there. They're not I mean those are okay. Name
Speaker 1: one at you like that sold more records than Guns
Speaker 1: and Roses. What what DJ that? You like? The Beatles?
Speaker 1: That would be me and you. I like the Beatles.
Speaker 1: That's a push. That's a push. That's a push. You
Speaker 1: can't take a rock band and compared to a rock
Speaker 1: like all our the Beatles? So do I scary? That's
Speaker 1: the point. Who is Spruce's favorite guy? What do you?
Speaker 1: What were you doing? No? No No, no, no, you tell
Speaker 1: us scary? I think I think you should, my man,
Speaker 1: I'm not even I'm not even in it. I'm been
Speaker 1: and I'm not in it. Are you a fan of
Speaker 1: like uh Grateful Dead? No? No, he's not you. You're
Speaker 1: not a Grateful Dead guy? Are you? You're a dead head?
Speaker 1: Ask him? What does this mean? You're a dead head?
Speaker 1: If you like the Grateful Dead? Yeah? What what do
Speaker 1: you love? Maybe you like to ask him if he
Speaker 1: likes the Rolling Stones? No, no, assume he doesn't. I'm
Speaker 1: assuming you're not a Stones fan. I like the Rolling Stones?
Speaker 1: If you love them, though, what was your favorite band
Speaker 1: of all? Tell him what's it? Will take a gap? No,
Speaker 1: you give him get No, you're leading me down a
Speaker 1: rabbit hole. Usually take the bait. Come on, it's fun
Speaker 1: down the whole. You seem to know my music, Spruce,
Speaker 1: you need okay, So take a guess. Bill, tell you
Speaker 1: I know his favorite Bron't tell you I know he
Speaker 1: likes good. Tell hm who likes Brodie'll say it and
Speaker 1: I won't even disagree with him because he knows do
Speaker 1: I Yeah, I'm not going there, so go ahead, just
Speaker 1: really saying Dave Matthews band. Guess what, I love Dave
Speaker 1: Matthews band, but I hate Kiss so there. But you
Speaker 1: didn't know that was his favorite band? No, I didn't.
Speaker 1: But my point was I could guarantee I have more
Speaker 1: musical I have more music. He likes Bruce Springsteen. I
Speaker 1: don't love Bruce Springsteen. You like Billy Joel. I like
Speaker 1: the Boss he does like Bruce Springsteen. He's moving out
Speaker 1: in John Guy than Billy Joel. Now who are you
Speaker 1: thinking is his favorite? Biggie Smalls? Who did you think
Speaker 1: it was his favorite? No? I never said I never
Speaker 1: because the look on your face when I'm naming rock bands,
Speaker 1: he was ready. He was ready to tupac me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he was like Spruce Definitely. I am. I right, dude,
Speaker 1: you never rock the bells in the eighties. I know
Speaker 1: I rocked the bells in my radio and I Need
Speaker 1: Love and all those uh songs. But you're saying who
Speaker 1: my favor like song writers favorite? You know? Come on, okay,
Speaker 1: see that that's the problem with David bro Did you
Speaker 1: know Spruce is a big fan of Death Leopard. You are.
Speaker 1: That's awesome plus some sugar. Oh me, you're more like
Speaker 1: Brodie than I thought. Yeah, human, I just normal. Brody
Speaker 1: was trying to get me to say things that we're
Speaker 1: gonna like, like, make me look like a racist. I wasn't.
Speaker 1: But you say, I know I've got more in common musically.
Speaker 1: It's Spruce, And then he said I like him. But
Speaker 1: that's an example the stuff that you assumed, the stuff
Speaker 1: that you pursue isn't. Brody is usually a little like
Speaker 1: this guy, Joe Satriani, one of the greatest guitar pers
Speaker 1: People like, I can't relate to that, that's you. I
Speaker 1: can't relate to the the DJs you listen to that
Speaker 1: just go to clubs and hit the play button on
Speaker 1: their MP three player. That's bit. It's whatever. But I
Speaker 1: don't criticize your music. I like artists, You like performers.
Speaker 1: I do. I like people that write and create and
Speaker 1: play their own instruments. You like people that program their
Speaker 1: own music, and that's fine. Program who's your favorite? Don't
Speaker 1: say Beastie Boys, that's a good question to you. Who
Speaker 1: I mean was scary? Who's your favorite artist you would
Speaker 1: go to? Aus of you two is great? Who I
Speaker 1: love you too? See that's what I said, found what
Speaker 1: I'm looking for. Home gets to share that with push
Speaker 1: push push? Who else? Um, because you're not a you
Speaker 1: two guy. No one looks I like Zeppelin now you're
Speaker 1: like you just I have some black friends, you just
Speaker 1: like I have some rock friends. I love. I love
Speaker 1: rock fan Zeppelin, big fan, A huge, big fan. H
Speaker 1: four What album? What album is Houses of Holy On? Oh?
Speaker 1: It's not on house with its physical graffiti? Question questions
Speaker 1: going to get Yeah, all right, what album is Houses
Speaker 1: the Holy On? So anyway, all right, well you're here
Speaker 1: and um, oh you know what, let's talk a little
Speaker 1: let's talk a little basketball. A lot of people there
Speaker 1: are a lot of people are upset with Rudy Gobert.
Speaker 1: Rudy Gobert. Gobert Gobert plays for the Utah Jazz. Now
Speaker 1: here's what here's the thing you don't may not for
Speaker 1: today about Rudy Gobert. Last week at a press conference
Speaker 1: which is circling on on Twitter right now, he did
Speaker 1: the press conference and then he touched all the microphone
Speaker 1: and then touched the counter and touched everything and then
Speaker 1: waved to the reporters and walked out like I'm gonna
Speaker 1: spread coronavirus. And then in the locker room, apparently he
Speaker 1: went around everybody's locker room, was like, spread coronavirus, and
Speaker 1: he touched everybody. He was jokingly doing this. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: know because a week ago the coronavirus is a sham media.
Speaker 1: He was one of those. He was like, ha ha,
Speaker 1: Well now he's tested positive for coronavirus. Yes, and so
Speaker 1: has his teammate Donovan Mitchell, who was one of the
Speaker 1: guys that he was touching his face and NBA canceled
Speaker 1: the rest of their season while they've postponed it because
Speaker 1: he's funny. What are they gonna do. They're gonna play
Speaker 1: it in August. Now they're not going to do that. No,
Speaker 1: they may go right to the playoffs. They don't know
Speaker 1: what they're gonna do. They may play with empty room.
Speaker 1: But you can't think about basketball, which is different than
Speaker 1: a lot of sports, is that those guys are shirtless,
Speaker 1: like I mean, sleeveless, and they're sweating on each other
Speaker 1: and rubbing and banging. You play football, the very intimate
Speaker 1: sports football, same thing, but you can wear sleeves, I guess.
Speaker 1: But basketball, you're sweating on each other. There's no helmets,
Speaker 1: is right. Hockey they were in helmets. They're banging each
Speaker 1: other against the boards and all, but they're covered. But
Speaker 1: like a baseball, baseball, you know, might slide, but not really,
Speaker 1: you know, but basketball is like this sweaty you know.
Speaker 1: A lot of players Crusal backed me up on this.
Speaker 1: Some players back in the day were known for deliberately
Speaker 1: not wearing deodorant so that their pits would stink. So
Speaker 1: when they put their arms up to block a shot
Speaker 1: or take a shot, the opponent would be like, oh,
Speaker 1: and they would distract them. They did that on purpose,
Speaker 1: That's what I just said. They would deliberately they would
Speaker 1: use the stink factor to get an advantage. Stow. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I had no idea. Under well he found them with
Speaker 1: some stink. So yeah. So so look, everybody probably has
Speaker 1: a friend who was like, look at me, coronavirus, I'm
Speaker 1: spreading it. Ah, well, this guy got it and he's
Speaker 1: on video doing that to people, like and he had it,
Speaker 1: and now he's got it. He's got it. Now the
Speaker 1: whole league is shut down. And Lebrons said he wouldn't
Speaker 1: play if they did. Uh yeah, fanless basketball game really
Speaker 1: because he's driven by the fans. He said, I'm a
Speaker 1: he said, I'm a player and an entertainer. He said,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna do. I won't play. There's nobody. But
Speaker 1: why play if there's no one to watch it? The months?
Speaker 1: Getting millions of dollars? Yeah, but he's getting paid to win,
Speaker 1: so his fans are happy and people are gonna still
Speaker 1: watch on TV. It's not like they're not going to
Speaker 1: see the game. But a lot of the money, though
Speaker 1: is ticket sales. Yeah, but that's the owner's money. Lebron
Speaker 1: gets paid regardless. But like like like the the March Madness,
Speaker 1: the college tournament, they're going, they're playing with you talking,
Speaker 1: they play with crowds. You're talking about like kids who
Speaker 1: may never play in front of the crowd again when
Speaker 1: they graduate. If they don't get into the proces and
Speaker 1: the colleges that can lose money. The Rena is gonna
Speaker 1: lose money. And the fans have waited ald you know. Anyway,
Speaker 1: My point was, Rudy, Rudy Gobert got go bear. It
Speaker 1: is that it needs to go home. And uh, but
Speaker 1: now the video people are hating on him on Twitter
Speaker 1: now they're like, you fucking idiot, look what you did. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's one thing to be like, oh man, I feel
Speaker 1: bad like people are like only affected Donovan Mitche who
Speaker 1: was actually the real star. So people on Twitter like,
Speaker 1: hope Tom Hanks gets better fast, Rudy Gobert, Tom Hanks
Speaker 1: and go bear rapport. That's what that is. Oh so
Speaker 1: switching the switching the subject. And I came into a
Speaker 1: weird thing the other night the morning, actually I came
Speaker 1: into actually it was actually the sleeve of your jacket
Speaker 1: where nice comeback. By the way, speaking of music, music,
Speaker 1: we like at some point after your story, remind me
Speaker 1: to talk about Richard Marks and how he owned the
Speaker 1: internet yesterday. Okay, we'll do that, but no, but tell
Speaker 1: me about you came into something weird morning. I came
Speaker 1: into the couch. It's a weird situation. I was up
Speaker 1: with Woodberry Commons. It's a outdoor outlets. Yeah, but I
Speaker 1: stopped in a place. I don't know how it pronounced.
Speaker 1: The damn thing. It's lapon CULTI don it's pronounced Goberton John,
Speaker 1: It's it's it's spelled like quotition to take q u
Speaker 1: O team. You've seen it. It's not oh, it's it's uh.
Speaker 1: I called the Lacroix store, the Lacroix. It's like the Quala. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well anyway, it's the Don Quixote starts cusingly. It's lapon
Speaker 1: quote don and and and we sat down and we
Speaker 1: had breakfast, me and a buddy of mine, and I
Speaker 1: can I can I get a coffee? Like there's a
Speaker 1: clothing star. So lady comes with with no, there's no saucer,
Speaker 1: just a cup with no fucking handle on it. But
Speaker 1: isn't isn't a cup with no handle, no bowl? Yeah?
Speaker 1: So it was scalding hot. It was. It was it
Speaker 1: was a coffee. It looked like a coffee cup, but
Speaker 1: there was no handle and it wasn't broken. It was
Speaker 1: just no handle. You didn't, No, No, this was a
Speaker 1: ceramic cup. It was we eat eating in and this
Speaker 1: was made us like it was ceram And usually it
Speaker 1: comes with a cup and a saucer with a handle
Speaker 1: on it, right, that's how you drink that had it
Speaker 1: broken off strung. No. I looked at the next table
Speaker 1: because I'm like, is this a mistake? Did they serve
Speaker 1: me in the wrong uh, you know. No, that table
Speaker 1: over there, that table over there, they had coffee, same thing.
Speaker 1: It was filled to the to the rim, the rim,
Speaker 1: rim with brim, with no handle. So I'm like, this
Speaker 1: is fucking ridiculous. I mean it because a coup without
Speaker 1: a handle is a souper bowl. Did you order a
Speaker 1: latte because sometimes you order like a latte that given
Speaker 1: the latte bowl. I wanted a coffee, regular black coffee.
Speaker 1: Look at Spruce. I happened to turn it. I'm looking
Speaker 1: all over the room. You look right at Spruce. You're
Speaker 1: just joda. You just cough? Did I didn't you just cafe?
Speaker 1: I did it. I was looking American right to the left,
Speaker 1: to the right, right to the left, because I was
Speaker 1: looking at both of you, and it just so happened.
Speaker 1: When I said the word black, it was my turn
Speaker 1: to look at Spruce. It was should turn. You went
Speaker 1: like this, I'm gonna I'm gonna hit the mic when
Speaker 1: your head turned. So I had coffee. It was black. Yes,
Speaker 1: if you're like, it's okay if I say black, I ordered.
Speaker 1: Do you want your coffee black? You can show your
Speaker 1: woker and American. I'm woke. I wanted my coffee black
Speaker 1: Hey Hey Spruce black coffee mat picture right left right
Speaker 1: to Spruce Brodie Spruce. Can you say did you say
Speaker 1: white left? I said, I said, I said I ordered.
Speaker 1: I ordered a regular American black coffee while I was
Speaker 1: listening to my man two pots. The point is I
Speaker 1: picked it up and it was hot, and I'm picked
Speaker 1: up with two hands and I'm sipping it like like soup.
Speaker 1: What is this like a thing? Like why are people
Speaker 1: even trying to serve coffee? What would it have hurt
Speaker 1: them to serve you with something with a handle? Buy
Speaker 1: cups with handles. You're in a we have a coffee cup.
Speaker 1: I mean it's also dangerous. You can burn the hell
Speaker 1: out of your hands, your mouth anyway, Lapon when you
Speaker 1: eat in and one of their places they serve your
Speaker 1: coffee with with no handles. I just found that bizarre. Okay.
Speaker 1: And the ages where guys like Brodia walking in looking
Speaker 1: the sup for fucking anything? Yeah, oh are you saying
Speaker 1: that because I'm Jewish? Yeah, Sue, if you burn you
Speaker 1: if you're burning, if you burned your fingers, you would
Speaker 1: if you burn your fingers, because I wouldn't be stupid
Speaker 1: enough to pick up a bowl with my hands, and
Speaker 1: I thought it was burning hot. The point is, if
Speaker 1: your point is you just you just you just majewed
Speaker 1: me again. You're like, oh, you would sue, you know
Speaker 1: I wouldn't you would sue that. I'm sewer. I would
Speaker 1: get free dessert out of it. I go up and
Speaker 1: I want to. I want to. I want a gift card.
Speaker 1: You say, like McDonald's thing. No, he McCafe. You McCafe
Speaker 1: like when remember when you beard him when I was
Speaker 1: talking about the baseball team called the called forty five,
Speaker 1: and you were like, you're a fan of the cold.
Speaker 1: How could he like Matthews band? Okay, you're Mathews guy.
Speaker 1: Can I tell you another? Can I tell you how
Speaker 1: I know that my man, my man Skier here is
Speaker 1: slightly racist. I'm not racist. Okay, So I'm the Lisa.
Speaker 1: My car is up, okay, and I at lease my
Speaker 1: my Dodge charger. Every three years I get a new
Speaker 1: one because truthfully, to buy it is crazy expensive for me.
Speaker 1: I can't afford the monthly payments if I buy it.
Speaker 1: So you lease it. It's almost affordable. My car like,
Speaker 1: and it's a Dodge, it's nice. I get it with
Speaker 1: some options it's a good car. So every three years
Speaker 1: they have like a color palette, like these eight colors
Speaker 1: are available, and on the years my lease isn't up,
Speaker 1: there are other colors available. So like let's say in
Speaker 1: two thousand fourteen, I got a charger in two thousand
Speaker 1: fifteen and they came out with like purple and green,
Speaker 1: and sixteen they came out with like an electric blue
Speaker 1: called B five blue, so I wanted it. Then in
Speaker 1: seventeen when my lease was up not available, I had
Speaker 1: to go back to get a black car because they
Speaker 1: don't like any of the orangine like any of the colors.
Speaker 1: So I've had a black Dodge charger. You oh, eight eleven, fourteen,
Speaker 1: and seventeen, same car. I take the rims off the car,
Speaker 1: put them on the new car, so it looks basically
Speaker 1: the same. So I've had the car now it's two twenty,
Speaker 1: so for twelve years as I've been driving a black
Speaker 1: Darts charger with the same rims. Okay, this year my
Speaker 1: car is up for renewal and they've released two new colors,
Speaker 1: an indigo blue, really nice dark blue. Blue blue is
Speaker 1: always my color, but blue has never been available that
Speaker 1: I liked it had a shitty blue and a color
Speaker 1: called frostbite blue frost bite, and I got to say,
Speaker 1: it's a beautiful color, so frost So it's a little
Speaker 1: darker than the be five blue. I like, I'll get
Speaker 1: to a point like your board by So I pull
Speaker 1: up a picture of my car, the light blue frost
Speaker 1: bite and the dark blue. I said, scary, do me
Speaker 1: a favor. I'd love your opinion. Look at these cars
Speaker 1: and tell me which ones you like. I pull up
Speaker 1: the dark blue, I pull up the medium blue, and
Speaker 1: I pull up the black. The car I drive now,
Speaker 1: He says, it's between the two blue cars, the two
Speaker 1: blue right there. I said, well, I'm not sure. I
Speaker 1: have to go see them, you know, in person. Them
Speaker 1: and I look the same. I may just get the
Speaker 1: car I have because, yeah, I hate the black, I said,
Speaker 1: what he's I hate the black. I've always hated the black.
Speaker 1: Black show dirt, black cars, dirt dirt. I said. So
Speaker 1: he goes, definitely, don't get this. Definitely don't get the
Speaker 1: black one. It's I hate it. So I said, dude,
Speaker 1: I've been driving IF for twelve years. He goes, yeah,
Speaker 1: how does it make me racist? It's black? You don't
Speaker 1: like my black car because, as I said, it's impossible
Speaker 1: to keep a black car clean because the sliders, the
Speaker 1: fallers leave them when they're young. What are you saying, no,
Speaker 1: Because it's it's filth and dirt and dust and grime
Speaker 1: shows up more on a black car than any other color,
Speaker 1: like horsted, white, anything. So you're saying the white cars
Speaker 1: stay cleaner. Yes, see what I'm saying. You say, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: this shows it doesn't show up here. Don't look, a
Speaker 1: lot of great men broad history have been racist. Don't worry.
Speaker 1: You're telling me, you're telling me scary that black dirt
Speaker 1: shows up more on a black car than a white car.
Speaker 1: Dirt is not black. Dirt is not black. Dirt is
Speaker 1: every other color. I'm telling you, Jayne, it's impossible. John
Speaker 1: Wayne was a racist. Yeah, get a great actor, Gibson, Gibson, Yeah,
Speaker 1: good actor. They're not. They're not. I'm not racist, though
Speaker 1: Braveheart was insane. Spruce, you have to realize I'm not.
Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm not racist. Okay, I'm regular guy. So
Speaker 1: I just like I do. You do like hip hop.
Speaker 1: I thought that's true. You're gonna say no, but I
Speaker 1: refrained because I'm not racist, all right, but I will
Speaker 1: say this, I do have an affinity for blue cars.
Speaker 1: My last five cars that were blue. Okay, so that's
Speaker 1: why I wanted the outlow blue. That's a that's a
Speaker 1: pretty blue. It's an indigo, Indigo, sorry, Indigo, A little hint.
Speaker 1: All right, we gotta take a quick break here and
Speaker 1: coming up as soon as we call you out on
Speaker 1: the coffee, we gotta take a break and scary you
Speaker 1: like sticking around these parts. Yeah, and by the way,
Speaker 1: I'm messing around. I recused myself from calling your racist.
Speaker 1: I don't believe me. I don't believe you are. And
Speaker 1: I thank you. And I didn't think you were calling me.
Speaker 1: Why can you can you because Spruce, you're not a
Speaker 1: computer guy, per se, right, can you can you tell
Speaker 1: our listeners what part of the computer you think is
Speaker 1: a problem why I crashed during our podcast. The crash
Speaker 1: we had to stop and clean out. We had to
Speaker 1: fix the computer. So what what part did you say?
Speaker 1: I need to be cleaned out? The hard drive? No? No,
Speaker 1: what a C the c C A h oh, the oh,
Speaker 1: the the cash, the cache whatever that is. It's not
Speaker 1: the cache, dude, it's the cash. You know, casche is
Speaker 1: when you have cloud and get you into clubs cache. No, no,
Speaker 1: you need cash to get into Yeah, so I have
Speaker 1: to I have to have to off air grammar police
Speaker 1: you because you're like, oh man, do you have to
Speaker 1: cache a No? No, I'm sorry. I'm not gonna play
Speaker 1: the grammar, can I can? I just okay, you want
Speaker 1: to hear something that that wellus, okay, you can do,
Speaker 1: but doing favor because I want to wrap that's very
Speaker 1: qu I want to wrap this up with having a
Speaker 1: problem buying a car. We're talking about my car. I
Speaker 1: want to I'll end on it. I'll end on dealers.
Speaker 1: How do you feel tell me about your coronavirus issues? Um, no,
Speaker 1: this is not my problem. This is more just have
Speaker 1: a coronaviry. Got into a fight in a doctor's office yesterday.
Speaker 1: So I'll tell you my story after you. He is
Speaker 1: not a story. He's very quick and he's got a
Speaker 1: public servant and oh no, no, I understand. Yeah, you know, yeah,
Speaker 1: this has been going on, and I think people should
Speaker 1: you know, and I know people drive when they listen
Speaker 1: to this. And we should also talk about that guy
Speaker 1: who's telling you what to do on on social media.
Speaker 1: That guy's a fuck that But this is very quick people,
Speaker 1: and this is a real problem. People are starting to
Speaker 1: cancel ubers because the drivers look like they may have coronavirus.
Speaker 1: They look terrible. They's terrible. It is terrible, it's awful.
Speaker 1: They look like they may have corona. What does that
Speaker 1: look like? It looks Asian, it looks like No. Truthfully,
Speaker 1: they shut down Italy the virus profile. It's a news
Speaker 1: it's a news story that a lot of a lot
Speaker 1: of Asian drivers are getting their their rides. Can't they're
Speaker 1: American now, someone trying to convince you, right, But I'm saying,
Speaker 1: if you're if you're listening and you've done that, don't
Speaker 1: be a douche. How about the guy in New York
Speaker 1: subway who sprayed for breeze and first of all, for
Speaker 1: breeze just makes his close smell lovely. Another story today
Speaker 1: with someone someone said, where's your fucking coronavirus mask? And
Speaker 1: someone poured some ship on some woman. I don't know.
Speaker 1: That's terrible, terrible anyway. But when the doctor's office, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm in the doctor's office yesterday. I'm fine, just a
Speaker 1: routine little thing. Um, But there was a woman across
Speaker 1: from me who was wearing gloves inside, and she was
Speaker 1: with a friend of hers and another woman a little
Speaker 1: to the left. It was like a square of chairs.
Speaker 1: And so the one woman with the glove says to
Speaker 1: her friend the friends to a woman the gloves, so
Speaker 1: you're taking this thing pretty seriously, She goes, I can't.
Speaker 1: The woman with the gloves say is I can't for
Speaker 1: it to get sick. So this other woman, well, well
Speaker 1: well I'm gonna just let's call her Maria. Look like
Speaker 1: you could be a Maria. So Maria says to to
Speaker 1: the glove lady, Oh, you've got nothing to worry about.
Speaker 1: It's all being overblown by the media and because you know,
Speaker 1: and the flu kills this many people and blah blah blah,
Speaker 1: and she's going down the I tweeted about this yesterday.
Speaker 1: She went down the list of every falsehood about the
Speaker 1: coronavirus outbreak, every false story, every Facebook post, every you know,
Speaker 1: every you can get and you can you just have
Speaker 1: to and the end to day and I read and
Speaker 1: I heard, and nobody's died. And it's a big media.
Speaker 1: They're just doing it for the ratings of blah blah, blah.
Speaker 1: So this woman turns her and goes this door. Um,
Speaker 1: I'm eighty years old and I have cancer. I could
Speaker 1: die if somebody sneezes on. So do me a favor.
Speaker 1: Don't freaking tell me it's a hoax, because people who
Speaker 1: are like me in my age and six, they're dying
Speaker 1: all over the world. And so she looks at me
Speaker 1: and she goes, can you believe this? Another one's fallen
Speaker 1: for it? Now? She picked the wrong one with me, baby.
Speaker 1: So I look at her and I said, so you're
Speaker 1: telling me, you're telling me that the media is making
Speaker 1: it up. Okay. So the media in America is why
Speaker 1: Italy completely shut down. The media in America is why
Speaker 1: Ireland canceled their St. Patrick's Day, the St. Patrick's Day
Speaker 1: parade in Ireland. Yeah, I said, there's people dying, and
Speaker 1: I ran. Do you think I Ran cares about our media?
Speaker 1: Is that what you think? Right? Do you think South
Speaker 1: Korea cares about the ratings in our country for the
Speaker 1: news networks? That's what you think. So this woman here,
Speaker 1: who's going through chemotherapy, who's on the top of the
Speaker 1: list who should not be around coronavirus, she didn't have
Speaker 1: to worry about it because you've assured her that it's
Speaker 1: the media and not to work. So when she dies
Speaker 1: at a funeral, they can say it was the network's
Speaker 1: fault for reporting this, that it was their fault. So
Speaker 1: she just went and she said, and just starts mumbling
Speaker 1: to herself like I'm I also am listen. Uh you
Speaker 1: listen to the podcast. I know you didn't come here
Speaker 1: for a coronavirus expertise. We are not experts and coronavirus.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna give you. I'm not telling you what
Speaker 1: you should do. Wash your hands, don't want you. I'm
Speaker 1: not telling you anything. All I'm saying is you maybe
Speaker 1: shouldn't tell the woman on going through chemotherapy that it's
Speaker 1: no big deal. When the entire world is taking When
Speaker 1: the NBA, on the day the NBA suspends their season,
Speaker 1: the NHL is about to suspend this Major League Baseball
Speaker 1: is talking about not starting, the whole world. The smartest
Speaker 1: people on the planet are saying, caution, we gotta pay
Speaker 1: attention here, right you, Maria probably don't know more than them.
Speaker 1: Up trying the funk up, Maria, but we're at a
Speaker 1: doctor's office. I'm trying, like not to like cause a
Speaker 1: scene and like so people are turning around now like
Speaker 1: other because you know the way doctors office is some
Speaker 1: chance go this way. Some people are doing the old
Speaker 1: who's arguing about what? And they're they're looking at me
Speaker 1: and they give me the nod, they give me the
Speaker 1: yeah you like, I don't want to. They don't want
Speaker 1: to yell Maria, but they're like, go get her, man,
Speaker 1: go get what an idiot like, So just don't don't
Speaker 1: be that person that that's not spouting off about what
Speaker 1: you're going to be the doctor. You're smarter than everybody
Speaker 1: because you have a fea saw Facebook post or you're
Speaker 1: so someone uninformed and uneducated talking about how it's it's
Speaker 1: not a thing. It's look, it's not it's not like
Speaker 1: flying cancer. You're not gonna like God dead, you know,
Speaker 1: but it's it's not you know anyway, My point was
Speaker 1: not Maria, that was all. And I hope the lady
Speaker 1: with the cancer and having an Instagram battle with somebody,
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you Spruce. You're not on social media, so
Speaker 1: you know what people have been asking for your Instagram
Speaker 1: and you know, I know I know that you don't
Speaker 1: have one or Facebook and you're probably better rough for it.
Speaker 1: I bet you have more patience and you have a
Speaker 1: lower blood plush pressure because honestly, dude, sometimes these people, man,
Speaker 1: they just let's say this, Um, I get to write
Speaker 1: what I want to write on social media. I get
Speaker 1: just say what I want. My thoughts and my opinions
Speaker 1: are mine, my own. What people don't realize is that
Speaker 1: if they disagree with you, they don't have a right
Speaker 1: to then come after you at your job. We'll tell
Speaker 1: you you have a right to have an opinion. So uh,
Speaker 1: Elvis's husband, Alex posted something that was very unfavorable towards
Speaker 1: the New York City mayor build the Blasio regardless of
Speaker 1: what and again I'm not a political guy, but regardless
Speaker 1: of what you think of him, I have a right
Speaker 1: to say what I want the same way Alex had.
Speaker 1: You know, the same way too. You know, he wanted
Speaker 1: to put a disparaging picture and comment. And by the way,
Speaker 1: I agree with h Okay, that's is I call him
Speaker 1: Mayor Dilusio and and everyone that people have adopted that.
Speaker 1: Now we're not getting into politics. The issue is I
Speaker 1: do not I have an unfavorable I agree with Alex,
Speaker 1: I have and Scary went on to Alex's page. Alex
Speaker 1: is not on this show. I supported out and he said,
Speaker 1: I agree with you basically pretty much. You have the
Speaker 1: snowflake jingle ready, Yeah, I do. I do have it.
Speaker 1: So while you're looking, I'm just gonna fill in the
Speaker 1: blank for you haven't ready, so I was gonna read
Speaker 1: you Verbat him, Yeah, I like to here, hold on
Speaker 1: before you finished, I interrupt. I just looked at the clock.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna say, yeah, hold on. I cannot do
Speaker 1: the card dealership story today, but I will do it
Speaker 1: next episode. I will just I want to do one
Speaker 1: social media story when you're done, and then we'll get
Speaker 1: out of here. We'll give you know, Okay, So he
Speaker 1: some guy on his page, Ryan could call him out. Ryan,
Speaker 1: what you want? Okay, you just just stop, will you?
Speaker 1: We get it. There are more important things to post.
Speaker 1: And then you know, the people go back and forth
Speaker 1: with him. You know, there's a little bit of jostling
Speaker 1: by the way, the people on Alex's page. He says,
Speaker 1: it's just that now is at the time, let's worry
Speaker 1: about this virus. He is at least handling this well.
Speaker 1: And I right back the Lazio is the virus. Wow.
Speaker 1: That didn't sit well with Ryan, who writes, yes, uh,
Speaker 1: there are He writes, there um scary Jones, pure class
Speaker 1: as always alienate listeners. That's smart, and I right back,
Speaker 1: funny just yes, I was being funny. That was me
Speaker 1: more more joking around. If those of you not sure
Speaker 1: that was scary being funny alien listeners. I said, look
Speaker 1: at this threat, my friend, this pos mayor has taken
Speaker 1: every step to destroy this. Okay, what I've heard, these
Speaker 1: are my opinions whatever, and and furthermore, we are not
Speaker 1: a news media outlet. We are encouraged to voice our
Speaker 1: subjective opinions. So I'll be damned if I hold back
Speaker 1: my thoughts on of all places, a social media platform, right,
Speaker 1: And then he writes back, ah hey, and he ats me.
Speaker 1: Any professional would, especially when you are an on air personality. Sorry,
Speaker 1: but you are wrong, too bad. Here at Elvis Durand
Speaker 1: show like he copies Elvis and at Elvis Durand doesn't
Speaker 1: put a stop to this, And then he goes on
Speaker 1: to sales as if he thinks the host of our
Speaker 1: morning show is gonna derail and keep us from saying
Speaker 1: how we feel about real life, and then I like,
Speaker 1: he's our father exactly. And then I right, look, put
Speaker 1: a stop to what I'm like, you know, because he
Speaker 1: says you Elvis would have put a stop to this
Speaker 1: podcast long time ago. And I said, again, did you
Speaker 1: even hear you know whatever we were talking about on
Speaker 1: the radio? No? We all pretty much okay, But that's
Speaker 1: not the point. What you fail to understand is I'm
Speaker 1: not a journalist or a reporter writing objective news copy.
Speaker 1: I am a human being with the same rights as
Speaker 1: you and can freely express my thoughts and opinions regardless
Speaker 1: of whether you hope the radio police should muzzle me
Speaker 1: or not. What do you do for a living? Do
Speaker 1: your social media posts represent your company or just you?
Speaker 1: That's a brilliant line, by the way, when that comes.
Speaker 1: But the point Brodie was and at the end of
Speaker 1: the day, people need to understand that what we do
Speaker 1: on the radio and what we do here on this
Speaker 1: podcast you may not agree with, we have every right
Speaker 1: to it. This is no different than you going on
Speaker 1: your Facebook page or social media post and saying what
Speaker 1: you want and expressing yourself creatively, creatively or even subjectively.
Speaker 1: Because we are not this is not an informational piece.
Speaker 1: This isn't like a news ordan let sir, but his
Speaker 1: his other thing. And let's say he works for a
Speaker 1: bowling out everything this goes for every time, not just
Speaker 1: right that guy. Say that guy works in a bowling
Speaker 1: alley or is a car mechanic a restaurant. He could
Speaker 1: say whatever he wants. That doesn't represent the company. Now,
Speaker 1: if he says something racist, the company might fire him
Speaker 1: from being racist. But we don't have to have opinions
Speaker 1: that are in line with our morning show. Our political
Speaker 1: views may not be in line with our audience. But
Speaker 1: then don't follow us, or or take it with a
Speaker 1: grain of salt. There are celebrities. This guy doesn't follow
Speaker 1: me anyway, so I don't give a fund. Well, he's
Speaker 1: a snowflake, but he's gonna ge upset because you don't
Speaker 1: like Look, no, no, no, I was put I was
Speaker 1: getting it ready. Snake jingle, No no, I guess you
Speaker 1: don't need it too late. You're gonna play the snow
Speaker 1: jingle It's snowing on Alex's page, Alex a car zoo
Speaker 1: follow a cr r zoo that Elvis's husband Alex on Instagram.
Speaker 1: Give it big, big, Happy, Uh, have a happy day
Speaker 1: to Bryan Michael NYC. Al Right, so I would like
Speaker 1: to give up Sparently only his opinion counts, right, I
Speaker 1: would like to give a special shout out UH to
Speaker 1: someone who falls mean Instagram, and I'm sure they look.
Speaker 1: I'm not mad at this person. I just want to
Speaker 1: read to you what they said and what my response was.
Speaker 1: I posted a picture of the shelves at Target. Now,
Speaker 1: the shelves at Target are empty, completely empty, devoid of
Speaker 1: toilet paper. And you can see in the picture there's
Speaker 1: all there's some like wipes on the shelf. You can
Speaker 1: clearly see it used to be the toilet paper aisle. Right,
Speaker 1: it's all the paper towels, toilet paper is gone. And
Speaker 1: it's the corner. It's you could see it's the last
Speaker 1: aisle because you can see the other side is the
Speaker 1: corner of of Target. Okay, so I put up coronavirus
Speaker 1: stocking up. Is clearly coronavirus stocking up. UH is clearing
Speaker 1: the shelves at Target. So Sue, whatever writes, probably just
Speaker 1: cleared the shelves to put Easter item up. Just stop,
Speaker 1: just just stop. So, in other words, she obviously doesn't
Speaker 1: see that everyone is posting pictures of Costco and b
Speaker 1: J's and all their stores where the toilet paper is gone,
Speaker 1: gone from a lot of places. So I wrote back
Speaker 1: and I said, yeah, Target is well known for selling
Speaker 1: Easter toilet paper, right, like I guess they like she said,
Speaker 1: you just just stop, stop trying to like add to
Speaker 1: the fake virus thing. No, no, no, no, I'm pointing
Speaker 1: out that people are hoarding toilet paper. But I'm not
Speaker 1: like trying to like make more of a story. I'm
Speaker 1: just pointing out the story. I would just stop. They're
Speaker 1: probably clearing the shells of Easter. It's my target. I
Speaker 1: go there all the time. Yeah, Karen, the Easter stuff,
Speaker 1: the Easter sea, the easter stuff is the candy aisles there.
Speaker 1: You know, any target you go to hold on you
Speaker 1: is the one who calls the police because you're black. Yes,
Speaker 1: that's Karen. Google Karen in society, Google Karen in for
Speaker 1: pop culture. Nextbecue, it's always Karen. Next time you're flying
Speaker 1: a kite and they arrest you for Karen. Okay, I'll
Speaker 1: scary will explain to you what it's like to be
Speaker 1: black in the Okay, So if you know you go
Speaker 1: to Target, you know your target, right, you know to
Speaker 1: your target. You know that the clothing is there and
Speaker 1: the dog food is there. You know it's always the
Speaker 1: same in your target. I know where the candy in
Speaker 1: the easter stuff is in my target. It's on the
Speaker 1: right by the outdoor stuff, but the barbecue girls, the candy,
Speaker 1: the school supplies, the seasonal area. I know that on
Speaker 1: the left is the glad tupperware, the bags, the sandwich bags,
Speaker 1: the toilet paper, the paper plates, the paper goods. I
Speaker 1: know where that is. So when that's empty in my target,
Speaker 1: don't tell me it's the easter candy isle. Okay, alright,
Speaker 1: moving on. Uh. Today on the show, we were talking
Speaker 1: about Elvis was Nate was complete raining that rock stars
Speaker 1: are wearing pearl necklaces now that that's a new fashion session.
Speaker 1: So we're talking about pearl necklaces, pearl necklaces. Sometime, I
Speaker 1: want to say in this in the eighties, someone decided
Speaker 1: sexually that a pearl necklace was a sexual term referring
Speaker 1: to the neck area of a woman and fluid that
Speaker 1: might be pearl color. Leave it at that. No, don't
Speaker 1: leave it at that. I don't want to say it.
Speaker 1: Somebody knows what it is the band pearl Jam is
Speaker 1: named after that, the jam that looks like pearls the
Speaker 1: ejaculate of a man around a woman's neck. Are you
Speaker 1: saying the man mustard? Yeah, the baby, the man, The
Speaker 1: man's okay. Keep in mind, Keep in mind, we have
Speaker 1: known what a pearl necklace refers to since we were
Speaker 1: all kids. How do you not We must have gotten
Speaker 1: thirty text mess just you guys know you guys, do
Speaker 1: you know you go on Urban Dictionary search prolace. Do
Speaker 1: you guys know it's when a guy blah blah blah
Speaker 1: and blah blah blah, it's pro necklace. Yeah, yeah, we're adults.
Speaker 1: We know what you think. You hear, Hey, look if
Speaker 1: you if you hear a term, like a new term, right,
Speaker 1: like hey, man, you guys know what stunt means? Like
Speaker 1: you know what like like Karen Karen. That's part of
Speaker 1: if there's a new term that twenty one year olds
Speaker 1: are using, like you're like or hip hop guys are using,
Speaker 1: like what does that mean? Understood? Like did you know
Speaker 1: that that's a new friend? But pearl necklace? This song
Speaker 1: is fire. It's like there's people I'm not gonna say who,
Speaker 1: but there's a guy in the world. It always goes
Speaker 1: who knew? Whenever that guy on television says who knew?
Speaker 1: Everybody fucking knew but you. But he says who knew
Speaker 1: because he wants to make it like it like nobody knew,
Speaker 1: so won't look bad he didn't know. You know what
Speaker 1: I'm talking about anyway? But my point is what you think.
Speaker 1: But it's such a common eighties reference. There's no way
Speaker 1: we could have gone through life and not come across right.
Speaker 1: Did I say that? The last thing I want to
Speaker 1: give on social I want to give props speaking in
Speaker 1: the eighties, and then I gotta leave. I want to
Speaker 1: give props to Richard Marks. Richard Marks is a is
Speaker 1: a singer who had a bunch of hits in the
Speaker 1: in the late eighties. And he still puts out music
Speaker 1: like right and and uh and and hold on to
Speaker 1: the Nights get a bunch of hits. His debut album
Speaker 1: was massive. Anyway, He's still tours. He plays on like
Speaker 1: adult contemporary music. You know those stations when people listen
Speaker 1: to the doctor's office that plays pop music without the
Speaker 1: hip hop, does you know anyway? Right? So, Richard Marks
Speaker 1: is very political, Okay, we can't play until it gets
Speaker 1: to the course. Turn turn it down until we get
Speaker 1: to the course. So Richard Marks also happens to lean
Speaker 1: very politically one way, but that's neither you know that.
Speaker 1: So he tweeted something because people he's a grammar guy
Speaker 1: like I am, and he tweeted, I don't care. He wrote,
Speaker 1: if you're a trumpkin or a burner meaning whatever side
Speaker 1: of the year, Bernie fan, you're trump fan whatever, he said, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's and Google has been a thing for twenty two years.
Speaker 1: If you still don't know you're from your it's strictly
Speaker 1: because you're a willing fool, willfully ignorant and stupid. Fuck
Speaker 1: Now that's a bit harsh, but he was trying to,
Speaker 1: like write, So this guy, Bob Tona writes what songs
Speaker 1: do you sing? Like? Who the funk are you? So
Speaker 1: Richard Marks? True? Richard Marks writes back, in reference to
Speaker 1: what songs do you sing? He writes the ones your
Speaker 1: girlfriend fuck too before she met you. So then people,
Speaker 1: So then all day yesterday, all day yesterday, he was
Speaker 1: getting retweeted, and then people who don't like him or
Speaker 1: don't like his political lean spent the whole day insulting him. Right,
Speaker 1: but every one of them had bad grammar, So rather
Speaker 1: than acknowledging what they said, he would be like, why
Speaker 1: should I listen to you? You don't know the right
Speaker 1: you're to use if you don't write that. One guy wrote,
Speaker 1: you don't know anything, and oh so you're all like,
Speaker 1: it's kl W, you fucking idiot. Anyway, for a guy
Speaker 1: like me who loves grammar and a lot of our slices,
Speaker 1: look at Richard Marks m a r X from yesterday.
Speaker 1: He fucking owned Twitter. He's great, it's not political, it's
Speaker 1: just funny grammar ship. That's great. But i'd sing the
Speaker 1: songs the girlfriends she met you you know who the
Speaker 1: bad grammar who was a lot of those people form
Speaker 1: boys Boys