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Speaker 1: The Around the NFL Podcast Made you swipe right on Tinder.

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Speaker 1: Welcome to another dissent of the Around the NFL Podcast.

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Speaker 1: I'm Greg Rosenthal sitting in for Dan Handus, and I'm

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Speaker 1: surrounded by some heroes, Mark Sessler and Colleen Wolf. What's

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Speaker 1: up happened? In? Greg? A massive user of Tinder Under

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Speaker 1: the radar, but you're on there quite a bit. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we all are right where I mean under the radar.

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Speaker 1: But it's like, my wife want to see what's going on.

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Speaker 1: My wife is not a fan of it. You know,

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Speaker 1: you're you're the youngest one of us, Colleen. I mean,

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Speaker 1: I know you're married and everything, but you would be

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Speaker 1: the most likely to use tender. Let's be honest. He

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Speaker 1: lives on the other side of the country right now.

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Speaker 1: All right, So I don't use Tinder, but my roommate does.

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Speaker 1: She's gonna kill me for this, but and she sends

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Speaker 1: me the best profile pictures in the world. So it's

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Speaker 1: a great experience for me because I don't have to

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Speaker 1: actually be on it to, you know, have all these

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Speaker 1: great things. I have been given a chance to take over.

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Speaker 1: David Eely, one of our editors at the holiday, already

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Speaker 1: allowed me to take over his Tinder for about two

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Speaker 1: hours and it went very well, actually very well. He

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Speaker 1: was on the precipice of a date. I asked him

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Speaker 1: a couple of days later, what happened? No progress, The

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Speaker 1: thing fell off a cliff the minute. Well, this is

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Speaker 1: a common thing. We're gonna get. We have a big

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Speaker 1: show today. By the way, I know t D behind

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Speaker 1: the glass. He uses Tinder all the time. We're gonna

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Speaker 1: we're gonna get some letters from the future, which is

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Speaker 1: pretty exciting. Not many shows are able to h really

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Speaker 1: break the spacetime continuum and jump into the future. We're

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Speaker 1: gonna do that. We're also going to hand out some

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Speaker 1: senior superlatives, an idea from Colleen Wolf, you know, like

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Speaker 1: like just in your yearbook, you know, best dressed, best hair,

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Speaker 1: some things related to the NFL. We're gonna do that.

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Speaker 1: But I don't want to drop this, this tender thing

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Speaker 1: quite yet, because the mark when you take over sometimes

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Speaker 1: you take over cell phones, you know, a friends of yours,

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Speaker 1: and you start texting back and forth with ladies and well, no,

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Speaker 1: hold on, that's that's not character. I've taken over Twitter account.

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Speaker 1: I'm not texting. Happen you've done some texting back and forth,

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Speaker 1: and you write some crazy things and and not as

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Speaker 1: me though as the owner of the phone exactly, but

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Speaker 1: the women seemed to go for it, and for the

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Speaker 1: most part, even though you write crazy like poems essentially. Well,

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Speaker 1: the one the one time back in the day when

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Speaker 1: my Space was like a dating mechanism, long before I

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Speaker 1: was married, A friend and I set up a fake

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Speaker 1: account for what was like a cute girl in Brooklyn.

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Speaker 1: A guy friend and I like, we just were like

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Speaker 1: trying to test what or what you know, No, no

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Speaker 1: person created a fake person out of nothing, and you know,

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Speaker 1: the influx of nonsense that she received was onspiring, like

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Speaker 1: the crappy commons the guys are sending and everything. It

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Speaker 1: just made us feel a little bit better because and

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Speaker 1: it made me feel worse for women everywhere. Well, made

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Speaker 1: up this really strange creat that's that potentially was a

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Speaker 1: little out of bounce, but it was an experiment. On

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Speaker 1: that note, I think it's time to go behind the

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Speaker 1: class say hello, load of TD are you doing buddy?

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Speaker 1: What is going on? Guys? Just real quick, A bunch

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Speaker 1: of shows that have used time travel before. Boy Am

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Speaker 1: did it as like sort of a bit. We legitimately

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Speaker 1: were given letters from the future. We have the answers.

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Speaker 1: It is a game changer. By the way, for everyone

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Speaker 1: listening who misses Dan hansis as he should and Chris

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Speaker 1: Westling as he should. Uh, they're gonna be back from

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Speaker 1: vacation next week. We'll I'll be back together, I believe

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Speaker 1: for our Thursday show. Wessel be here early in the weeks.

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Speaker 1: That's just sort of a status update. But you can't

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Speaker 1: read Dan's fan pain rankings, which is a great series,

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Speaker 1: and gring up on the site. A little plug there,

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Speaker 1: and now let's uh, let's do a little news before

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Speaker 1: we do some news. Now you're always coming up with

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Speaker 1: I have a relationship question for you. Call. He's out

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Speaker 1: ma you award real quick of a mind of my

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Speaker 1: head out of here six. The show was up for

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Speaker 1: a Stitcher podcast an award up against you know. The

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Speaker 1: TD basically was here for five minutes, dominated the mic

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Speaker 1: So the big news, of course on Wednesday was the

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Speaker 1: deadline for signing your franchise players to a long term contract,

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Speaker 1: we ended up having a very busy day. Dez Bryant

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Speaker 1: who is really been able to acquire a letter relations

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Speaker 1: it's a letter to Jerry Jones from the future. Hey Jerry,

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Speaker 1: it's the future again. So much is happening here infinite

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Speaker 1: cliff not literally but close. There was an incident in Cabo.

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Speaker 1: We won't get into it. Listen, too many pieces were

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Speaker 1: I mean that was insane to Marco Murray all right, Ultimately,

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Speaker 1: in over two decades, were answered by a buddy of mine. Silence.

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Speaker 1: Sorry about your losses. By the way, super weird. You

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Speaker 1: See you soon the future that's grim. Well the des

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean, yeah, he got a great deal. Ultimately,

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Speaker 1: get thirty three million dollars fully guaranteed, really almost regardless,

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Speaker 1: the other quote, Uh, you did a good job associating

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Speaker 1: fans who didn't mention as the best fans in the

427
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Speaker 1: NFL when we went around the room, they have to

428
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Speaker 1: be right up there. They're they're so supportive that it's

429
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Speaker 1: almost like it's almost like a restaurant with a perfect

430
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Speaker 1: tourist trap location always has mediocre food, you know what

431
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Speaker 1: I mean, because they don't have any incentive to have

432
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Speaker 1: great food. We're gonna print money regardless because of the

433
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Speaker 1: beautiful ocean view, you know what I'm saying, And I

434
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Speaker 1: mean the endless supply of Hawaiian shirts for Andy Reid.

435
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Speaker 1: Well that too, and the barbecue. I mean, it's not

436
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Speaker 1: I'm not trying to make a joke or anything that

437
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Speaker 1: it's great barbecue. Listeners did not know that they would

438
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Speaker 1: get a five minute rant on highway restaurant hearing from

439
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Speaker 1: Greg to not really highway, but like, if you're in

440
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Speaker 1: a tourist place you never want to go. Usually the

441
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Speaker 1: place with like the best location that serving the fried

442
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Speaker 1: Sea foot end. They they have been mailing it in.

443
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Speaker 1: You know what I mean. You've left us breathless because

444
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Speaker 1: we agree entirely with your with your point, I'm gonna

445
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Speaker 1: shut up for the rest of the show. Um, let's

446
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Speaker 1: you know now that we've visited the future and that

447
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Speaker 1: was that was a lot of fun. Uh, Let's let's

448
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Speaker 1: talk a little bit about other other news of the day. Gusski,

449
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Speaker 1: I just feel bad that he didn't even get a letter. Well,

450
00:22:49,960 --> 00:22:52,600
Speaker 1: we looked and there was absolutely no update on his

451
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Speaker 1: life from ahead the days ahead. Maybe it went to

452
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Speaker 1: west Or Dan, that's possible. I mean, I don't I

453
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Speaker 1: don't know would that be. It just seems like there

454
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Speaker 1: was nothing out there at all. So I'm assuming with

455
00:23:04,640 --> 00:23:08,040
Speaker 1: the Patriots they just sealed any sort of future information up.

456
00:23:10,160 --> 00:23:13,080
Speaker 1: I probably gave it to us Askowski. Uh. For a

457
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Speaker 1: Patriots fan, it's weird to think that he got the contract.

458
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Speaker 1: First of all, that they never gave Adam Vinitary. They

459
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Speaker 1: always seemed weirdly like not wanting to give it Audam

460
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Speaker 1: Vinetaria contract even though he won three Super Bowls. He

461
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Speaker 1: Coast has now been there for nine years, so if

462
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Speaker 1: he stays for the rest of the contract, he'll be

463
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Speaker 1: their thirteen years. That Vinitary was only there for ten.

464
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Speaker 1: That makes me feel old. Yeah, I mean, you're not old,

465
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Speaker 1: don't worry. But like my career spans this entire you know, career,

466
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Speaker 1: it's it's weird how long he's been there. The last

467
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Speaker 1: item of news we're gonna talk about is uh an

468
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Speaker 1: item we got from seahawks dot Com that Marshawn Lynch

469
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Speaker 1: uh in the middle of his camp, which he should

470
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Speaker 1: be totally applauded for. It's a really good article. I'm

471
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Speaker 1: not just saying that about um. About his camp. He

472
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Speaker 1: has eleven kids, there a lot of like at risk

473
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Speaker 1: you if he spends a lot of time with them,

474
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Speaker 1: and and that's all great and that shouldn't be lost

475
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Speaker 1: in the mix. But the thing that really caught my

476
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Speaker 1: attention was in the article. It's a sunny day out there.

477
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Speaker 1: At one point, some worker comes out gives Marshawn Lynch

478
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Speaker 1: some chicken wings and he has a few, and he's

479
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Speaker 1: but he's in the middle of coaching. He's he doesn't

480
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Speaker 1: want to be distracted, and he takes some of those

481
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Speaker 1: chicken wings and he puts them in his sock and

482
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Speaker 1: he continues to keep coaching. Minutes later, when he's done coaching,

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Speaker 1: you know, you take the old chicken wings out of

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Speaker 1: the sock and uh and you eat them. Well, it's

485
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Speaker 1: a convenient pocket. Yeah, it's actually a really secure pocket.

486
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Speaker 1: And I don't know what my point or question is here.

487
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Speaker 1: I just wanted to bring it up for the mean

488
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Speaker 1: I you know, a lot of times Marshawn Lynch is

489
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Speaker 1: getting ding for all sorts of behavior that seems a little,

490
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Speaker 1: you know, off the cuff to people. But this just

491
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Speaker 1: feels sensible to me. It's I mean, I'm wondering. I

492
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Speaker 1: have a lot of questions about the wings, if they

493
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Speaker 1: were dry rub, if there if there was sauce involved.

494
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Speaker 1: I don't know how it's a very valid logistics evolved this. Yeah,

495
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Speaker 1: that's how messy where they Yeah? Are they like super

496
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Speaker 1: super sappy wings with a lot of like barbecue sauce

497
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Speaker 1: on it. That just doesn't sound comfortable, like around your ankle.

498
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Speaker 1: But it also might not come out in the wash

499
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Speaker 1: with those socks. That might just be it. I don't

500
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Speaker 1: think socks probably people, Yeah, he's got plenty, he's getting,

501
00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:26,440
Speaker 1: you know, an endless stream of sportswear. But I think

502
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Speaker 1: the if the socks were new and the wings weren't

503
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Speaker 1: overly messy, not it's not the mess you're gonna lose

504
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Speaker 1: all the stuff that goes on the wing. And as

505
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Speaker 1: a vegetarian, don't even know why I care about this,

506
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Speaker 1: but it's like, it seems like a really good deal

507
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Speaker 1: and I think he's again a wise move. I think

508
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Speaker 1: it's the convenience factor too. I mean, you're in the

509
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Speaker 1: middle of something. I mean, haven't you ever done anything

510
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Speaker 1: like that? You're in the middle of the boy I

511
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Speaker 1: I I do probably go towards the line of doing

512
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Speaker 1: disgusting things in terms of food, like I don't mind, know,

513
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Speaker 1: just eat it if it's sitting around or whatever. Whereas

514
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Speaker 1: most people would think, oh is that you know, you

515
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:58,720
Speaker 1: gotta wash your hand, you gotta do everything the right way,

516
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Speaker 1: a lot of rules. I would just grab if I

517
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Speaker 1: see some food kind of lying there at my house,

518
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Speaker 1: you know, just grab it or whatever. So I'm more

519
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Speaker 1: on the marsh On Lynch side of things. I know

520
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Speaker 1: it's I mean, also, I think he cared about the

521
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Speaker 1: kids more. Here is like do I need to keep

522
00:26:11,560 --> 00:26:13,640
Speaker 1: eating Johnny to coach these kids up? I just I'm

523
00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:17,040
Speaker 1: gonna miss marsh On Lynch whenever he goes away like

524
00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:19,760
Speaker 1: he is. Did the future tell you something else? But

525
00:26:20,280 --> 00:26:23,359
Speaker 1: he's a delightful character. He can't play forever. I just

526
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Speaker 1: want to enjoy the time we have with marsh This

527
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Speaker 1: is like the first time I've ever agreed with Greg

528
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Speaker 1: on food about anything, because I don't understand you're in

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Speaker 1: l a. Oh, we've got to wash that apple under

530
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Speaker 1: the sink. So oh yeah, we've made that apple better

531
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Speaker 1: by putting it under like a gallon of l a

532
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Speaker 1: tap water. That that's one of the that's a perfect

533
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Speaker 1: example of where I I That's the type of thing

534
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Speaker 1: My wife's like, oh did you wash that? Give me

535
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Speaker 1: a break? And how many different things had to happen

536
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Speaker 1: to that apple before it got to me for your

537
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Speaker 1: immune system, I mean, are we in central Wisconsin. We're

538
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Speaker 1: in l A. You don't wash anything, you don't use

539
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Speaker 1: the water. So there you go. And that's it for

540
00:27:00,840 --> 00:27:05,919
Speaker 1: the news, different different type of news. Yeah, no, that

541
00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:09,239
Speaker 1: was great. Um. I mentioned the pain rankings before we

542
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Speaker 1: move on to our senior soperlatives senior superlatives, and I

543
00:27:14,680 --> 00:27:16,240
Speaker 1: forgot to even mention at the top of the show,

544
00:27:16,359 --> 00:27:18,399
Speaker 1: or You kidding Me is back this week. That's one

545
00:27:18,440 --> 00:27:20,320
Speaker 1: of my favorite. Connorroars on the line, and we're gonna

546
00:27:20,359 --> 00:27:25,960
Speaker 1: call him in a little bit. Um, that's right. I

547
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:27,760
Speaker 1: mentioned the pain ranks before. I did also want to

548
00:27:27,760 --> 00:27:29,679
Speaker 1: mention we've hit the top five of our making the

549
00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:33,720
Speaker 1: Leap series. Mark. You had honey Badger early in the week,

550
00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:37,119
Speaker 1: Give me honey Badger in ten seconds or less. I'm

551
00:27:37,160 --> 00:27:40,160
Speaker 1: gonna have a badge year. The news rookie season hasn't healthy, sense,

552
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Speaker 1: I like that I had. Anthony Barr was number three,

553
00:27:44,040 --> 00:27:48,959
Speaker 1: Teddy Bridgewater was number two, and we're gonna unveil our

554
00:27:49,080 --> 00:27:52,000
Speaker 1: number one player making the leap on Friday, so everyone

555
00:27:52,400 --> 00:27:54,359
Speaker 1: check that out. I also want to say something uh

556
00:27:54,560 --> 00:27:56,440
Speaker 1: we often forget to, which is that it really helps

557
00:27:56,520 --> 00:28:00,840
Speaker 1: us when you leave comments for us on itune, when

558
00:28:00,920 --> 00:28:04,439
Speaker 1: you give us high ratings and stuff. Every podcast I

559
00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:08,119
Speaker 1: listened to, they give this reminder like every time, and

560
00:28:08,160 --> 00:28:10,159
Speaker 1: it really helps. And I've seen I've seen our ranking,

561
00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:14,800
Speaker 1: our little thing go down a little bit comments and

562
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:16,760
Speaker 1: I don't even know how to access it, but I would.

563
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Speaker 1: I'm just saying, if it's to leave a comment about now,

564
00:28:21,760 --> 00:28:23,640
Speaker 1: I can't leave. I can't leave a comment about myself.

565
00:28:23,640 --> 00:28:26,480
Speaker 1: But you know, leave a comment rated five, you know,

566
00:28:26,560 --> 00:28:29,760
Speaker 1: subscribe on every different device or something and tell your friends.

567
00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:32,240
Speaker 1: That's all. Yeah, that's all I wanted to say. Let's

568
00:28:32,320 --> 00:28:35,880
Speaker 1: let's go to the hosting. Let's go to the Senior Superlatives.

569
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Speaker 1: Greg's doing a question perfect game right now. What's up?

570
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Speaker 1: A quick question going into the series Senior Superlatives for

571
00:28:41,440 --> 00:28:44,960
Speaker 1: everybody in the room, including the irishman. Uh did anybody

572
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:50,600
Speaker 1: win a superlative in high school in this room? Okay,

573
00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:53,280
Speaker 1: so Sully, we didn't. I don't think we had them. Really,

574
00:28:53,360 --> 00:28:56,080
Speaker 1: I could have just been tuned out, which sounds possible,

575
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Speaker 1: but I'm pretty sure we didn't have it. Is that

576
00:28:57,680 --> 00:29:02,160
Speaker 1: a band reference? Mean, like I wasn't paying close attention

577
00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:05,400
Speaker 1: to what was going I'm pretty sure they didn't have that.

578
00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:08,280
Speaker 1: That in my yearbook or anything like that. Guy's sound

579
00:29:08,360 --> 00:29:12,520
Speaker 1: organized at that school. Good way to you. I'm gonna

580
00:29:12,520 --> 00:29:15,800
Speaker 1: guess best mustache. No, I didn't have a mustache in

581
00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:17,960
Speaker 1: high school. I went to private school. Actually, no fictional here,

582
00:29:18,560 --> 00:29:22,040
Speaker 1: but no surprise. I'm wearing orange shirt and an orange

583
00:29:22,280 --> 00:29:25,800
Speaker 1: orange socks today that I as also won uh most

584
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Speaker 1: school spirit in middle school and high school, and I

585
00:29:28,160 --> 00:29:30,520
Speaker 1: probably would have wanted in college if they had it. Wow,

586
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Speaker 1: that's surprising to me. I could totally see that. Not

587
00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:37,640
Speaker 1: not a surprise to anybody they have like A I

588
00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:40,920
Speaker 1: would have gotten least school spirit. I feel like you

589
00:29:40,960 --> 00:29:43,760
Speaker 1: were a gut you were. Actually I was pretty Actually

590
00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:45,920
Speaker 1: I was in all the clubs. That that's why I

591
00:29:45,920 --> 00:29:48,240
Speaker 1: don't think we were all the clubs no. I mean

592
00:29:48,280 --> 00:29:50,000
Speaker 1: like the clubs in high school. I was kind of

593
00:29:50,040 --> 00:29:52,880
Speaker 1: like in Rushmore. You know, I didn't like my grades

594
00:29:52,920 --> 00:29:55,280
Speaker 1: weren't great, but I was like in every club, you know,

595
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Speaker 1: like Model Congress and moch Law, all those sorts. Yeah,

596
00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:00,440
Speaker 1: you had a big resume going in. We had as

597
00:30:00,560 --> 00:30:04,920
Speaker 1: we started the Bacchi club, Like I directed some plays.

598
00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:09,320
Speaker 1: You were you were chasing after a British widow? What

599
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Speaker 1: do you are you? Max Fisher? I wish I was

600
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Speaker 1: saying now, I'm just saying in a lot of what

601
00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:15,520
Speaker 1: were you? What were you nice? I don't recall what

602
00:30:15,600 --> 00:30:18,760
Speaker 1: it was. I remember winning something, Oh, I really don't.

603
00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:21,760
Speaker 1: It was just it was some low level I think

604
00:30:21,760 --> 00:30:23,480
Speaker 1: they're like, oh we have to give everyone something, so

605
00:30:23,520 --> 00:30:25,280
Speaker 1: this guy got something. Where were you called? Did you

606
00:30:25,280 --> 00:30:34,120
Speaker 1: go to the school of like ten everybody something? No? Artistic? Yeah? Interesting?

607
00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:41,760
Speaker 1: What what like painting or what? Everything? Paint? Music? True? No? No, no,

608
00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:46,920
Speaker 1: just like um painting, drawing, Um, you know, I don't

609
00:30:46,960 --> 00:30:49,200
Speaker 1: even pottery. But if you've ever guessed you become a

610
00:30:49,440 --> 00:30:52,479
Speaker 1: sports uh yeah, this wasn't the plan. I was supposed

611
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Speaker 1: to be an art teacher. Kind of happened. I could

612
00:30:55,800 --> 00:30:57,920
Speaker 1: do that down the road. But I could do that

613
00:30:58,080 --> 00:31:00,000
Speaker 1: or I'd be out of a Yeah, if this podcast

614
00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:04,120
Speaker 1: goes terribly wrong, our teachers are always the happiest, and

615
00:31:04,240 --> 00:31:07,200
Speaker 1: Jerry Jones, has you fired four hours from Yes, let's

616
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Speaker 1: let's do our sedio superlatives because we have to have

617
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Speaker 1: a little music cue with every segment. Colleen, let's start

618
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Speaker 1: with you, Okay. Biggest dreamer goes to Trent Richardson. I

619
00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:26,960
Speaker 1: mean he's aiming high, and that's great, and I think

620
00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:29,600
Speaker 1: that he is going to prove everybody wrong this year,

621
00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:34,040
Speaker 1: just like he hasn't every other year before this, so

622
00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:37,440
Speaker 1: that so this is look looking forward really and and

623
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Speaker 1: you're staying for the two thousand fifteen season. He's dreaming.

624
00:31:41,480 --> 00:31:44,200
Speaker 1: I mean that's fair. I think really it's the rate.

625
00:31:44,240 --> 00:31:48,760
Speaker 1: It's Regie mackenzie that's dreaming contract. And why why are

626
00:31:48,760 --> 00:31:51,400
Speaker 1: there only four running backs on that roster, one of

627
00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:54,160
Speaker 1: them who no one's heard of, and Wrent Richardson and

628
00:31:54,320 --> 00:31:56,080
Speaker 1: maybe two other guys to make it he's gonna make

629
00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:58,200
Speaker 1: the team. The m v P of the off season

630
00:31:58,320 --> 00:32:01,240
Speaker 1: is Trent Richardson's agent. How did they give him that

631
00:32:01,240 --> 00:32:03,880
Speaker 1: that contract where they guaranteed him money when there was

632
00:32:04,080 --> 00:32:06,400
Speaker 1: no way there was any team competing for him, and

633
00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:10,200
Speaker 1: that's yeah. I I don't understand why he's there. I

634
00:32:10,200 --> 00:32:13,520
Speaker 1: mean who they have Roy Halloo there as well, Las

635
00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:16,560
Speaker 1: Murray Richardson, and then a fourth guy that I'm not

636
00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:18,760
Speaker 1: convinced as a real person. I know, I know they

637
00:32:18,840 --> 00:32:23,600
Speaker 1: guaranteed him money, but it still wouldn't It's hard to

638
00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:28,040
Speaker 1: elk Duke that savvy Raiders front office. So six dollars guaranteed,

639
00:32:28,200 --> 00:32:30,719
Speaker 1: that's just at the borderline where you just eat that

640
00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:34,000
Speaker 1: money after seeing how poor he was. We've heard with

641
00:32:34,040 --> 00:32:36,280
Speaker 1: Trent Richardson that it's really like the off the field

642
00:32:36,320 --> 00:32:40,400
Speaker 1: stuff that some of the cults were brass was concerned about,

643
00:32:40,400 --> 00:32:42,400
Speaker 1: not like he was like a bad guy or anything,

644
00:32:42,440 --> 00:32:44,800
Speaker 1: just like he was really distracted and he had thirty

645
00:32:44,840 --> 00:32:47,040
Speaker 1: people showing up to every game, and he was worried

646
00:32:47,040 --> 00:32:49,080
Speaker 1: about all that kind of stuff. If you're not going

647
00:32:49,160 --> 00:32:53,640
Speaker 1: to produce in the Colts offense, how in the world

648
00:32:53,720 --> 00:32:55,920
Speaker 1: are you going to do anything with the Raiders? Not

649
00:32:55,920 --> 00:32:59,920
Speaker 1: gonna happen? Mark, What's what's your first superlative? The one

650
00:33:00,040 --> 00:33:04,280
Speaker 1: I have is, uh, let's see here, worst couple very

651
00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:06,040
Speaker 1: You know these couples in high school that think that

652
00:33:06,800 --> 00:33:08,960
Speaker 1: we're gonna ride off into the sunset, and you know not.

653
00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:12,880
Speaker 1: It's Jay Gruden and r G three, and I just

654
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:15,120
Speaker 1: I don't like, you know, I I've sat near them

655
00:33:15,120 --> 00:33:17,560
Speaker 1: in class during part of the school year, and I

656
00:33:17,600 --> 00:33:21,440
Speaker 1: just don't like the interaction between them. The energy. Well

657
00:33:21,560 --> 00:33:23,920
Speaker 1: one thing, because I think Jake Gruden is sort of

658
00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:27,440
Speaker 1: the dominates the relationship and plays this thing with other

659
00:33:27,520 --> 00:33:31,320
Speaker 1: people around him where he'll he'll pretend to show confidence

660
00:33:31,360 --> 00:33:34,240
Speaker 1: in his mate, but then he does not. And it's

661
00:33:34,280 --> 00:33:36,640
Speaker 1: like this, this relationship is heading south, and I think

662
00:33:36,640 --> 00:33:39,440
Speaker 1: it could be by October November these two break up.

663
00:33:40,480 --> 00:33:42,440
Speaker 1: Do they hold hands down the hallway and then like

664
00:33:42,520 --> 00:33:45,560
Speaker 1: fight whatever they do to give those kinds of signals,

665
00:33:45,720 --> 00:33:49,719
Speaker 1: it's well, anything positive seems false, and anything negative seems

666
00:33:49,760 --> 00:33:52,440
Speaker 1: just the cusp of what's really going on. Interesting because

667
00:33:52,440 --> 00:33:55,760
Speaker 1: if they were giving out, you know, these yearbook awards

668
00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:59,680
Speaker 1: in two thousand and five, and maybe it was John

669
00:33:59,720 --> 00:34:02,920
Speaker 1: grew In and Chris Simms or John Gruden and Jeff

670
00:34:02,920 --> 00:34:08,080
Speaker 1: Garcia or John Gruden and whatever whatever McCown brother they

671
00:34:08,080 --> 00:34:11,399
Speaker 1: had in Tampa. I mean, the the Grudens go through

672
00:34:11,560 --> 00:34:16,440
Speaker 1: quarterbacks like uh, I don't know in their quarterback gurus apparently.

673
00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:18,640
Speaker 1: And you know, the best one that either of us

674
00:34:18,680 --> 00:34:21,239
Speaker 1: had is Andy Dalton. He's like, he's like that guy

675
00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:24,359
Speaker 1: at the high school that's just rolling through girlfriends one

676
00:34:24,440 --> 00:34:27,399
Speaker 1: after another, Marshawn Lynch and the chicken Wings, just over

677
00:34:27,600 --> 00:34:30,960
Speaker 1: and over again. Were you were you a good uh

678
00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:33,880
Speaker 1: couple in high school? Like? Were you a good boyfriend?

679
00:34:33,920 --> 00:34:36,560
Speaker 1: Did you have girlfriends and whatnot? I had a number

680
00:34:36,600 --> 00:34:39,359
Speaker 1: of them. I mean obviously if I was really good,

681
00:34:39,520 --> 00:34:41,920
Speaker 1: would they wouldn't have all ended in some sort Well,

682
00:34:41,920 --> 00:34:43,759
Speaker 1: obviously it's got to end. But you were kind of

683
00:34:43,840 --> 00:34:46,000
Speaker 1: you know, you were a boyfriend. You're a couple kind

684
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:48,279
Speaker 1: of guy. You don't ask me if I was that.

685
00:34:48,440 --> 00:34:50,200
Speaker 1: You asked the other people. They will probably give you

686
00:34:50,239 --> 00:34:53,520
Speaker 1: a much more colorful account. How was your high school

687
00:34:53,640 --> 00:34:57,640
Speaker 1: dating situation? Um? It was pretty much non existent because

688
00:34:57,640 --> 00:35:00,759
Speaker 1: I cut off all my hair, so um, yeah, there

689
00:35:00,880 --> 00:35:06,399
Speaker 1: was there was that important. Yeah, apparently I was going, Yeah,

690
00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:08,080
Speaker 1: I don't know, my uncle cut off all my hair.

691
00:35:08,120 --> 00:35:11,240
Speaker 1: I was a figure skater. It was a weird period

692
00:35:11,280 --> 00:35:15,480
Speaker 1: of my life. I guess, kind of like the I'm

693
00:35:15,520 --> 00:35:18,239
Speaker 1: trying to think who, like, who was the cool short

694
00:35:18,280 --> 00:35:21,680
Speaker 1: haircut of the oh nobody at all. So my friends

695
00:35:21,719 --> 00:35:25,239
Speaker 1: called me Ellen for a little while. Um, it was

696
00:35:25,320 --> 00:35:31,319
Speaker 1: fine most of ice skating with a Yeah, that was me.

697
00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:35,000
Speaker 1: How about you? Um, I peaked in high school. I

698
00:35:35,040 --> 00:35:38,719
Speaker 1: would say that relationship wise, relationship wise, because I was,

699
00:35:38,800 --> 00:35:41,919
Speaker 1: you know I was, you know I was. I had

700
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:44,960
Speaker 1: the confidence going, but you know no one had noticed

701
00:35:44,960 --> 00:35:47,200
Speaker 1: how you know, short I was and annoying my voice.

702
00:35:47,200 --> 00:35:49,160
Speaker 1: You know, I just in high school. All you have

703
00:35:49,200 --> 00:35:51,319
Speaker 1: to do is be willing to talk to girls and

704
00:35:51,320 --> 00:35:54,000
Speaker 1: then you'll be fine. At some point you need more

705
00:35:54,080 --> 00:35:55,520
Speaker 1: than that. And I would say in high school I

706
00:35:55,560 --> 00:35:57,600
Speaker 1: had that. Yeah, I think you peeked. Now you're happily

707
00:35:57,640 --> 00:36:00,880
Speaker 1: married with two children. I'd say that's high point compared

708
00:36:00,920 --> 00:36:04,920
Speaker 1: to whatever happens in Roosevelt High. From fair Point was

709
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:10,520
Speaker 1: minute chog, minutog, regional, less catchy Indian country. Um, biggest flirt,

710
00:36:10,640 --> 00:36:15,120
Speaker 1: that's gonna be my first relative biggest flirt award. Uh,

711
00:36:15,160 --> 00:36:17,520
Speaker 1: that's gonna go to Jeff Fisher. I'm giving that to

712
00:36:17,560 --> 00:36:20,040
Speaker 1: Jeff Fisher. And that seems a little confusing, but I'm

713
00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:22,839
Speaker 1: gonna unpack it for you. Jeff Fisher is the guy

714
00:36:22,920 --> 00:36:26,520
Speaker 1: who's flirting with all the reporters from around the country. Oh,

715
00:36:26,600 --> 00:36:34,880
Speaker 1: Michael Silver and Adam Schefter is perfect, and everyone's wondering, No, what,

716
00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:37,920
Speaker 1: how how come Jeff Fisher's had like three winning seasons

717
00:36:37,920 --> 00:36:40,560
Speaker 1: out of seventeen, but no one ever seems to notice

718
00:36:40,680 --> 00:36:44,719
Speaker 1: or care or or wonder what exactly Jeff Fisher is

719
00:36:44,760 --> 00:36:48,000
Speaker 1: bringing to the table. He just has this entrenched reputation

720
00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:50,239
Speaker 1: as a as a great head coach, and I think

721
00:36:50,280 --> 00:36:53,200
Speaker 1: that's because partly because he's the biggest flirt around second

722
00:36:53,200 --> 00:36:55,520
Speaker 1: head coach. He picked on with mustache. Today, I'm saying,

723
00:36:55,520 --> 00:36:59,000
Speaker 1: what you have against must explained it well. Though there's

724
00:36:59,040 --> 00:37:01,800
Speaker 1: some there's some are there. So you know, Jeff Fisher,

725
00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:05,200
Speaker 1: I actually think the Rams are going to have a

726
00:37:05,239 --> 00:37:08,400
Speaker 1: good season. Yes year. I believe in these Rams, and

727
00:37:08,440 --> 00:37:11,799
Speaker 1: so that's only going to raise the flirting even more so.

728
00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:14,640
Speaker 1: Now instead of you know, we'll get interesting articles where

729
00:37:14,640 --> 00:37:17,279
Speaker 1: no one's criticized Jeff. Now when they do well, and

730
00:37:17,320 --> 00:37:18,960
Speaker 1: I do think they're going to do well this year.

731
00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:21,919
Speaker 1: Now we're gonna start hearing about, Wow, what a job

732
00:37:22,040 --> 00:37:24,800
Speaker 1: he's done turning them GM with the perfect I'm worried

733
00:37:24,800 --> 00:37:29,680
Speaker 1: about that offensive line. They just drafted five rookies exactly.

734
00:37:30,239 --> 00:37:34,360
Speaker 1: So you have so many unproven guys on your offensive

735
00:37:34,400 --> 00:37:36,040
Speaker 1: line and you're going to try and run the ball

736
00:37:36,080 --> 00:37:37,800
Speaker 1: with Todd Gurley if he's healthy enough. How are you

737
00:37:37,840 --> 00:37:39,759
Speaker 1: going to do that? And then who are your receivers?

738
00:37:40,440 --> 00:37:43,320
Speaker 1: Kenny britt Tavon Austin. It's a weird group. It sounds

739
00:37:43,320 --> 00:37:46,160
Speaker 1: like pected press from the press side of it, no

740
00:37:46,160 --> 00:37:49,000
Speaker 1: matter what happened, That's what I was getting at. Uh, Colleen,

741
00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:53,600
Speaker 1: you're next, okay? Um most likely to crash on your

742
00:37:53,640 --> 00:37:59,320
Speaker 1: couch Josh Gordon. I think this one is pretty self

743
00:37:59,320 --> 00:38:02,880
Speaker 1: explained to. Yeah, that is dead. Well, he's got to

744
00:38:02,920 --> 00:38:06,080
Speaker 1: go somewhere after working at the car dealership. Yeah, he's

745
00:38:06,320 --> 00:38:09,520
Speaker 1: he's pulling hard hours at the car dealership, and uh,

746
00:38:09,520 --> 00:38:11,680
Speaker 1: it's a perfect city's in he's in Barrie, Ohio and

747
00:38:11,760 --> 00:38:14,080
Speaker 1: needs as a couch to crash on. Yeah, he just

748
00:38:14,120 --> 00:38:16,800
Speaker 1: needs to you know, get get through the time and

749
00:38:16,960 --> 00:38:19,120
Speaker 1: you know, just needs a place to stay. Mark would

750
00:38:19,120 --> 00:38:22,680
Speaker 1: definitely love if Gordon was crashing at his house. It

751
00:38:22,680 --> 00:38:25,319
Speaker 1: would be a total situation where simone after a week

752
00:38:25,400 --> 00:38:27,920
Speaker 1: or two be like, well, Mark, maybe we should think about,

753
00:38:28,120 --> 00:38:32,160
Speaker 1: you know, does he want to get up at you

754
00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:34,320
Speaker 1: like he's on the brown and the browns like you

755
00:38:34,360 --> 00:38:37,200
Speaker 1: can crash on couches, But who's couch? Because that's all

756
00:38:37,239 --> 00:38:39,520
Speaker 1: gonna depend whether he we ever see or hear from

757
00:38:39,560 --> 00:38:43,359
Speaker 1: him ever again. Basically, Mark, what's what's your next? One?

758
00:38:43,360 --> 00:38:46,040
Speaker 1: All right? Most likely to blow up the men's bathroom

759
00:38:46,080 --> 00:38:49,880
Speaker 1: with homemade explosives. So this is getting weird dark. I mean,

760
00:38:49,880 --> 00:38:53,000
Speaker 1: it's a it happens in most high schools at some point. Okay,

761
00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:56,920
Speaker 1: not one's h this what happened at TD's house, that's possible.

762
00:38:57,520 --> 00:39:00,520
Speaker 1: I'm going Joe Philbin m I think is a lot

763
00:39:00,600 --> 00:39:04,799
Speaker 1: of pent up anxiety angst in Joe Philbin and he's

764
00:39:05,120 --> 00:39:08,120
Speaker 1: you know, he's oh sitting around thinking. Everyone tells me

765
00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:13,000
Speaker 1: I've got no personality. I make no dent on society. Sensitive. Yeah,

766
00:39:13,040 --> 00:39:16,080
Speaker 1: I wear cords in a white turtleneck and carry your briefcase.

767
00:39:16,560 --> 00:39:18,839
Speaker 1: You know what I'm gonna go. I'm gonna make at

768
00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:20,920
Speaker 1: I'm gonna make my voice hurt, and it's going to

769
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:24,680
Speaker 1: be in a completely undisciplined, childish way blow up a bathroom.

770
00:39:24,719 --> 00:39:26,279
Speaker 1: I feel I feel like Gronk would be a good

771
00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:28,520
Speaker 1: answer for that. One just kind of Yeah, he would

772
00:39:28,560 --> 00:39:32,160
Speaker 1: be fotastic, probably, but it would be unintentional, like he

773
00:39:32,200 --> 00:39:36,040
Speaker 1: didn't realize that's going to happen. My my next one

774
00:39:36,120 --> 00:39:38,440
Speaker 1: is gonna be most likely to be president, which really

775
00:39:38,480 --> 00:39:40,319
Speaker 1: is one of those that you get in everywhere. And

776
00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:41,919
Speaker 1: I was trying to think, who is the most likely

777
00:39:41,960 --> 00:39:44,359
Speaker 1: to be president of all the NFL players. I'm gonna

778
00:39:44,360 --> 00:39:47,759
Speaker 1: go with Russell Wilson because, as t D alluded to

779
00:39:48,160 --> 00:39:52,440
Speaker 1: a little earlier, there's something there's something political about Russell Wilson.

780
00:39:52,440 --> 00:39:55,279
Speaker 1: There's something that could appeal just enough too, I think

781
00:39:55,520 --> 00:39:57,840
Speaker 1: a big mass audience. He seems like a guy who

782
00:39:58,040 --> 00:39:59,960
Speaker 1: who would want to put himself out there. Now he's

783
00:40:00,239 --> 00:40:05,439
Speaker 1: you know, he's kind of branching out, he raising his profile. Yeah,

784
00:40:05,560 --> 00:40:07,840
Speaker 1: I think that's solid. Most likely to be present, becoming

785
00:40:07,840 --> 00:40:10,520
Speaker 1: a little like Trendier at this point where he had

786
00:40:10,560 --> 00:40:15,440
Speaker 1: like the good guy vibe going and quarterback has to

787
00:40:15,440 --> 00:40:19,000
Speaker 1: be a quarterback, Tom Brady. Go with Peyton Manning. Oh,

788
00:40:19,040 --> 00:40:22,080
Speaker 1: I could not deal with Tom. I don't think he

789
00:40:22,280 --> 00:40:24,000
Speaker 1: I don't think he likes football too much. I don't

790
00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:25,640
Speaker 1: think he will will be a head coach one day.

791
00:40:25,640 --> 00:40:27,719
Speaker 1: I'd say, I think Peyton Manny will be one of

792
00:40:27,760 --> 00:40:30,720
Speaker 1: those one of those guys who enjoys his retirement plenty.

793
00:40:30,920 --> 00:40:33,600
Speaker 1: I think he knows he's gotta of course, he's gonna

794
00:40:33,640 --> 00:40:35,759
Speaker 1: miss it. But he's from New Orleans, he knows how that.

795
00:40:35,880 --> 00:40:39,719
Speaker 1: How about Tom Brady? That would be pretty cool, that

796
00:40:39,719 --> 00:40:41,920
Speaker 1: wouldn't be hard. Let's do some more. I know we've

797
00:40:41,920 --> 00:40:44,560
Speaker 1: got around twice, but I've seen you had a long

798
00:40:44,600 --> 00:40:46,160
Speaker 1: list here. I want to I want to hear some more.

799
00:40:46,360 --> 00:40:50,319
Speaker 1: Okay you too, alright? Um, worst driver that goes to

800
00:40:50,800 --> 00:40:54,040
Speaker 1: Jay Cutler. He's a terrible driver, he really. He can't

801
00:40:54,080 --> 00:40:58,200
Speaker 1: stay in the lane. He has trouble focusing. He's he's

802
00:40:58,200 --> 00:41:01,040
Speaker 1: one of those guys too that hesitates. So you know,

803
00:41:01,080 --> 00:41:03,440
Speaker 1: if you're not aggressive when you're driving, you get yourself

804
00:41:03,440 --> 00:41:06,479
Speaker 1: into trouble. So if you don't trust yourself, then that's

805
00:41:06,480 --> 00:41:09,000
Speaker 1: when things happen. You know, you stop you and then

806
00:41:09,040 --> 00:41:11,200
Speaker 1: then there's the bus there, you know, and it's just

807
00:41:11,600 --> 00:41:13,919
Speaker 1: it kind of is a snowball effect, right. He can't

808
00:41:13,920 --> 00:41:17,000
Speaker 1: really anticipate what other cars are gonna do, Like, he

809
00:41:17,040 --> 00:41:19,080
Speaker 1: has no clue. He has to see the car moving

810
00:41:19,480 --> 00:41:22,880
Speaker 1: until he really believes it. Um. Most of his offensive

811
00:41:22,920 --> 00:41:25,040
Speaker 1: coordinators have been in the other car that he hits

812
00:41:25,040 --> 00:41:28,959
Speaker 1: like gone after. He drives really fast though, so that's cool.

813
00:41:29,200 --> 00:41:31,680
Speaker 1: There's a cool factor. He drives really fast, right, but

814
00:41:31,760 --> 00:41:34,160
Speaker 1: it's just it's sort of dangerous almost. You don't you

815
00:41:34,160 --> 00:41:35,480
Speaker 1: don't want to be in the car with him. Let's

816
00:41:35,520 --> 00:41:37,239
Speaker 1: just say that, what did you did? You guys have

817
00:41:37,280 --> 00:41:40,759
Speaker 1: cars in high school? Yes? I did. At the tail end,

818
00:41:40,760 --> 00:41:45,160
Speaker 1: the very end, I had what was it handa prelude

819
00:41:46,200 --> 00:41:48,720
Speaker 1: I had. I had to I had a really old

820
00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:51,759
Speaker 1: box Evolvo that was my cousins that the roof was

821
00:41:51,880 --> 00:41:54,319
Speaker 1: class had to like put the tack on it to

822
00:41:54,360 --> 00:41:56,520
Speaker 1: get the roof to day. And then um, I had

823
00:41:56,600 --> 00:42:02,000
Speaker 1: my brother's trans am, which later the tailpipes actually fell

824
00:42:02,080 --> 00:42:05,240
Speaker 1: off of while I was driving the prelude I had.

825
00:42:05,239 --> 00:42:07,280
Speaker 1: It came to an end, I believe when it rolled

826
00:42:07,360 --> 00:42:09,120
Speaker 1: out of I had a house that was up on

827
00:42:09,160 --> 00:42:11,719
Speaker 1: a hill over our neighbors, and I came home one

828
00:42:11,800 --> 00:42:14,280
Speaker 1: night and I don't know what happened. I was walking

829
00:42:14,360 --> 00:42:17,480
Speaker 1: up the walk and it just rolled in the middle

830
00:42:17,480 --> 00:42:20,239
Speaker 1: of the night at out of my driveway, over a

831
00:42:20,320 --> 00:42:23,560
Speaker 1: rock wall into my neighbor's yard, crossed the yard, hit

832
00:42:23,600 --> 00:42:27,279
Speaker 1: a tree and uprooted the tree. It's a sign of

833
00:42:27,320 --> 00:42:30,720
Speaker 1: some sort. You know what, Something very similar just happened

834
00:42:30,719 --> 00:42:33,359
Speaker 1: to you recently, where a car rolled down and hit

835
00:42:33,480 --> 00:42:35,359
Speaker 1: your car right in the middle of the night. Maybe

836
00:42:35,400 --> 00:42:40,080
Speaker 1: that was cosmic forces sort of equaling themselves out. I

837
00:42:40,080 --> 00:42:42,360
Speaker 1: don't know, you trying to get the insurance back on

838
00:42:42,400 --> 00:42:47,560
Speaker 1: that one I drove. I drove my old grandfather's car,

839
00:42:47,719 --> 00:42:50,800
Speaker 1: and all my friends called it the suba jew because

840
00:42:50,800 --> 00:42:53,920
Speaker 1: that was like the only Jewish person in town. Irish

841
00:42:53,920 --> 00:42:57,880
Speaker 1: Catholics surrounded every mark europe class clown. I mean this,

842
00:42:58,040 --> 00:42:59,840
Speaker 1: you know some of these it's just so obvious that

843
00:43:00,080 --> 00:43:02,680
Speaker 1: you know, you know what before the yearbooks printed what's happening?

844
00:43:02,840 --> 00:43:07,600
Speaker 1: Richie incognito, that sense of humor, But he knows, like

845
00:43:07,680 --> 00:43:10,480
Speaker 1: he's like when he gets in trouble, he's he understands,

846
00:43:10,920 --> 00:43:13,759
Speaker 1: and he's able to take a joke a certain distance

847
00:43:14,239 --> 00:43:16,560
Speaker 1: and then temper it down. I think he's got He's

848
00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:20,080
Speaker 1: a perfect candidate for this. Not he's not some you

849
00:43:20,120 --> 00:43:22,320
Speaker 1: know you can respect his humor. I want to go

850
00:43:22,360 --> 00:43:25,399
Speaker 1: and gronk on that listen. I didn't vote. I want

851
00:43:25,400 --> 00:43:28,200
Speaker 1: to write I want to keep my school. I want

852
00:43:28,200 --> 00:43:31,120
Speaker 1: to keep all my you know, facilities and not getting

853
00:43:31,160 --> 00:43:33,200
Speaker 1: any more troubles. I'm not even gonna comment on Richie.

854
00:43:33,280 --> 00:43:36,719
Speaker 1: Let's let's do one more eat quickly, okay. Um? How

855
00:43:36,760 --> 00:43:41,520
Speaker 1: about most forgetful? This one is um, it's given out

856
00:43:41,520 --> 00:43:44,560
Speaker 1: every year. Um, and it's actually this is a repeat

857
00:43:44,640 --> 00:43:49,040
Speaker 1: because he repeated so r G three. Um he gets forgetful.

858
00:43:49,280 --> 00:43:52,080
Speaker 1: It's weird, but he's just can't remember how to be

859
00:43:52,120 --> 00:43:58,440
Speaker 1: a Quarterback's that a bad senior year? I know? Most

860
00:43:58,440 --> 00:44:01,360
Speaker 1: likely to win a Nobel Prize all Beckham, because according

861
00:44:01,440 --> 00:44:04,239
Speaker 1: to what's happened this offseason, that wouldn't be hard for him,

862
00:44:04,239 --> 00:44:07,200
Speaker 1: and she's probably already done it. What about what about

863
00:44:07,200 --> 00:44:12,480
Speaker 1: the guy? There's the guy on Baltimore, Uh, offensive lineman

864
00:44:12,520 --> 00:44:20,160
Speaker 1: who just um produces scholarly math papers for like M

865
00:44:20,200 --> 00:44:23,120
Speaker 1: I T S academic things. You know, I'm talking about

866
00:44:23,360 --> 00:44:26,920
Speaker 1: that guy. It's Monroe, isn't it. No? I forget his name,

867
00:44:26,960 --> 00:44:28,239
Speaker 1: but I feel like he would he could be a

868
00:44:28,239 --> 00:44:30,040
Speaker 1: good key does that for fun. He just does it

869
00:44:30,120 --> 00:44:34,520
Speaker 1: for fun. He like submits academic papers unreally complicated mathematics.

870
00:44:35,120 --> 00:44:37,600
Speaker 1: I don't know who else would would win it. I

871
00:44:37,680 --> 00:44:42,840
Speaker 1: think Beckham's is clearly superhuman in every trade John Herschel,

872
00:44:43,440 --> 00:44:46,000
Speaker 1: well done. And what is it that he submits? Did

873
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:49,480
Speaker 1: he check that something with math? Okay, I don't know.

874
00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:52,200
Speaker 1: I don't know. Bad we got that straightened out. Well. Uh,

875
00:44:52,560 --> 00:44:55,120
Speaker 1: that was That was a delightful little segment. This was great.

876
00:44:55,480 --> 00:44:58,040
Speaker 1: I think we should do it. You should do it again. Um,

877
00:44:58,080 --> 00:45:01,000
Speaker 1: but before Collin Wolf I do we go for the day?

878
00:45:01,160 --> 00:45:03,759
Speaker 1: It was great idea. Um, we do have to get

879
00:45:03,760 --> 00:45:05,640
Speaker 1: one of our favorite segments of the week, always our

880
00:45:05,760 --> 00:45:08,759
Speaker 1: last segment of the week during the off season, and

881
00:45:09,200 --> 00:45:12,880
Speaker 1: of course that's the segment by the name or you

882
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:19,719
Speaker 1: kidding me? Connor? Or are you there? What's going on? Everybody? Well,

883
00:45:19,760 --> 00:45:21,719
Speaker 1: I gotta adit. This is the part of the show

884
00:45:21,760 --> 00:45:24,680
Speaker 1: I'm the most nervous for because you know, just the

885
00:45:24,680 --> 00:45:28,399
Speaker 1: the excitement that Handsas brings to this, uh and the

886
00:45:28,400 --> 00:45:32,040
Speaker 1: the finger pointing that sets off the guitar. I don't

887
00:45:32,040 --> 00:45:34,480
Speaker 1: know if I can really replicate that as well as

888
00:45:34,560 --> 00:45:38,080
Speaker 1: Dan does. I'm stuck in traffic in Newark, so I'll

889
00:45:38,080 --> 00:45:41,400
Speaker 1: really bring the energy. Plus they'll be offended because I

890
00:45:41,719 --> 00:45:44,920
Speaker 1: was gonna give Dan best hair with the superlatives, but

891
00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:46,919
Speaker 1: we didn't. I guess I just did. Although in high

892
00:45:46,920 --> 00:45:48,759
Speaker 1: school you had salt and pepper hair. I don't think

893
00:45:48,800 --> 00:45:51,000
Speaker 1: people would think well back then, you know, I doubt

894
00:45:51,040 --> 00:45:53,239
Speaker 1: I doubt he did all right, Connor? Or well, if

895
00:45:53,280 --> 00:45:56,400
Speaker 1: you guys haven't listened to the show before, Connor. Um.

896
00:45:56,440 --> 00:46:00,319
Speaker 1: He's a small man, but he's he's solid, he's thick,

897
00:46:00,480 --> 00:46:05,920
Speaker 1: and you know, people sometimes treat him, you know, without

898
00:46:05,960 --> 00:46:08,160
Speaker 1: the respect that they really should. And he's there in

899
00:46:08,200 --> 00:46:11,920
Speaker 1: the New York area, he's out getting reports, he's competing

900
00:46:11,960 --> 00:46:16,440
Speaker 1: against other reporters. He gets a little upset, and uh,

901
00:46:16,480 --> 00:46:19,279
Speaker 1: he's got to let go of that frustration. And we

902
00:46:19,400 --> 00:46:21,239
Speaker 1: let him do that in in a little segment we

903
00:46:21,320 --> 00:46:25,160
Speaker 1: like to call are you kidding me? Connor? Or what

904
00:46:25,239 --> 00:46:28,560
Speaker 1: do you got for us? Greg? I would like to

905
00:46:28,600 --> 00:46:32,520
Speaker 1: know why someone thinks it's okay, especially when you're in

906
00:46:32,560 --> 00:46:35,880
Speaker 1: a site to stay at the top of their lungs

907
00:46:36,200 --> 00:46:39,200
Speaker 1: at a concert, when you asked them not to standing

908
00:46:39,239 --> 00:46:46,680
Speaker 1: at the top of a concert. What concert was this? So? Uh,

909
00:46:46,960 --> 00:46:49,480
Speaker 1: last week I went to go see Rush and I

910
00:46:49,560 --> 00:46:54,560
Speaker 1: was very excited, very awesome rock band from Canada. Legend

911
00:46:55,560 --> 00:46:58,640
Speaker 1: anniversary tour might be their last one. And I was

912
00:46:58,680 --> 00:47:01,319
Speaker 1: in a suite with this guy who had all the

913
00:47:01,400 --> 00:47:03,479
Speaker 1: Tory gar on. I knew he was gonna go nuts,

914
00:47:03,480 --> 00:47:05,560
Speaker 1: but it's a small twelve person sweet, so I said,

915
00:47:05,880 --> 00:47:09,080
Speaker 1: I'll make a compromise. Anytime they play something off of

916
00:47:09,120 --> 00:47:11,239
Speaker 1: moving pictures, you don't sing, but the rest of the

917
00:47:11,280 --> 00:47:13,759
Speaker 1: time go nuts. And he didn't. Didn't hear to that

918
00:47:13,800 --> 00:47:19,319
Speaker 1: at all. It's ridiculous. So more proof that connor Or

919
00:47:19,360 --> 00:47:22,279
Speaker 1: is not a millennial despite his age. He's at the

920
00:47:22,320 --> 00:47:25,480
Speaker 1: concert shushing the other concert goers. Okay, I thought you

921
00:47:25,520 --> 00:47:28,719
Speaker 1: said stand up. So you're saying singing at the concert

922
00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:34,040
Speaker 1: is really really the big problem. Yeah, because you know what,

923
00:47:34,280 --> 00:47:37,040
Speaker 1: especially if the lead singer has a unique voice like that,

924
00:47:37,120 --> 00:47:40,719
Speaker 1: you're not better than you. And I'm paying that guy.

925
00:47:41,120 --> 00:47:46,080
Speaker 1: No one sounds crazier than Rush Connor. Do you have

926
00:47:46,120 --> 00:47:49,319
Speaker 1: other rules that you you know, lay down the law

927
00:47:49,680 --> 00:47:51,960
Speaker 1: at concerts with I mean, what what other rules do

928
00:47:51,960 --> 00:47:55,680
Speaker 1: you have here? I would say, no, you can, you

929
00:47:55,680 --> 00:47:58,200
Speaker 1: can go to the bathroom during ballots, but other than that,

930
00:47:58,239 --> 00:47:59,799
Speaker 1: you have to ye have to stay in your seat

931
00:47:59,800 --> 00:48:01,520
Speaker 1: because I don't want to be interrupted. I don't want

932
00:48:01,520 --> 00:48:06,200
Speaker 1: my flow to be interrupted you or anyone, no, no one,

933
00:48:06,239 --> 00:48:08,839
Speaker 1: no one can leave my road. We're learning a lot

934
00:48:08,880 --> 00:48:12,440
Speaker 1: about Connor. Connor says, sit down, listen to the music.

935
00:48:12,560 --> 00:48:20,239
Speaker 1: It's Rush. By the way, Rush is terrible. I gotta

936
00:48:20,320 --> 00:48:22,479
Speaker 1: I mean, that's my Are you kidding me? Who wants

937
00:48:22,520 --> 00:48:25,600
Speaker 1: to go see Rush? Uh? You know, Honestly, when when

938
00:48:25,600 --> 00:48:29,000
Speaker 1: I was playing this segment, I knew, like, I absolutely

939
00:48:29,800 --> 00:48:32,640
Speaker 1: certain that your biggest objection to this would be Rush.

940
00:48:32,960 --> 00:48:34,719
Speaker 1: I didn't know that you didn't like them, but I

941
00:48:34,760 --> 00:48:39,040
Speaker 1: figured you wouldn't like, yeah, something. They were just one

942
00:48:39,080 --> 00:48:41,640
Speaker 1: of those bands that people were into. And you know

943
00:48:41,880 --> 00:48:44,359
Speaker 1: that we're old. It was before my time really as well.

944
00:48:44,360 --> 00:48:46,400
Speaker 1: And I never quite I never quite got it. And

945
00:48:46,440 --> 00:48:48,680
Speaker 1: we pulled our newsroom after a Connor, after you went

946
00:48:48,719 --> 00:48:51,720
Speaker 1: to the concert, you mentioned on I Am on Slack

947
00:48:51,880 --> 00:48:54,800
Speaker 1: that you are you went to Rush, and we asked

948
00:48:54,800 --> 00:48:56,319
Speaker 1: like half the room and there's a it's a young

949
00:48:56,360 --> 00:49:00,359
Speaker 1: newsroom at least, and never even heard of Rut, which

950
00:49:00,520 --> 00:49:04,359
Speaker 1: that surprised me. Now that that makes sense to me, really, yeah,

951
00:49:04,400 --> 00:49:07,520
Speaker 1: I mean I've heard of them, but I wouldn't seek

952
00:49:07,560 --> 00:49:09,880
Speaker 1: them out. No, now that there's anything wrong with that,

953
00:49:09,960 --> 00:49:16,520
Speaker 1: Connor is quiet. Once again. People are doubting Connor or

954
00:49:16,600 --> 00:49:19,680
Speaker 1: The rage is building inside of him, Connor, do you

955
00:49:19,680 --> 00:49:21,799
Speaker 1: have one more thing that you need to get out

956
00:49:21,840 --> 00:49:24,440
Speaker 1: for us this week? Well, all of that makes you

957
00:49:24,480 --> 00:49:33,480
Speaker 1: want to say or are you kidding me? Connor? Thank

958
00:49:33,520 --> 00:49:37,840
Speaker 1: you again. Uh, it's always so delightful to hear from you, Connor.

959
00:49:37,880 --> 00:49:39,960
Speaker 1: We'll even call you up and talk about football one

960
00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:43,600
Speaker 1: of these times. But the pleasures all mine. So thank you.

961
00:49:43,640 --> 00:49:47,960
Speaker 1: I appreciate it. That's good luck at that traffic. It

962
00:49:48,040 --> 00:49:50,279
Speaker 1: really is. Uh, it really is an art form to

963
00:49:50,600 --> 00:49:53,239
Speaker 1: get the sound drops and pointed all all right, you

964
00:49:53,239 --> 00:49:55,560
Speaker 1: were preparing for it before the show. I was a

965
00:49:55,600 --> 00:49:58,560
Speaker 1: little worried, and I'll be really excited when Dan is

966
00:49:58,600 --> 00:50:00,759
Speaker 1: back next. I think you've on a fund. You've done

967
00:50:00,760 --> 00:50:02,799
Speaker 1: it very soon. Well, we had DJ help hosts the

968
00:50:02,800 --> 00:50:05,960
Speaker 1: show on Tuesday. That was controversial. A lot of people

969
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:09,000
Speaker 1: were upset about that. We we haven't heard anything between

970
00:50:09,400 --> 00:50:11,759
Speaker 1: Dan and DJ on that, which really is a is

971
00:50:11,800 --> 00:50:14,080
Speaker 1: a bad sign is well? Dan did ask on Twitter

972
00:50:14,120 --> 00:50:17,080
Speaker 1: if DJ had won a contest, like, how else did

973
00:50:17,120 --> 00:50:19,399
Speaker 1: he get in the studio? Was Dan's um. But we're

974
00:50:19,400 --> 00:50:21,040
Speaker 1: gonna keep them. We're gonna keep them apart. That was

975
00:50:21,040 --> 00:50:22,680
Speaker 1: our chance to have DJ in the show. We're gonna

976
00:50:22,680 --> 00:50:25,200
Speaker 1: bring Colleen on the show whenever, whenever we can, so

977
00:50:25,280 --> 00:50:28,319
Speaker 1: we don't Dan gone for that, so we'll we'll we'll

978
00:50:28,360 --> 00:50:31,160
Speaker 1: do that throughout the season, throughout training camp. We will

979
00:50:31,200 --> 00:50:34,960
Speaker 1: be back with you around the NFL podcast on Tuesday.

980
00:50:35,080 --> 00:50:37,760
Speaker 1: Next week. We'll do one more week with two shows

981
00:50:37,800 --> 00:50:41,959
Speaker 1: Tuesday and Thursday, and then training camp is really gonna

982
00:50:41,960 --> 00:50:43,879
Speaker 1: get going the week after that. We will be back

983
00:50:43,920 --> 00:50:46,600
Speaker 1: to three shows a week for the rest of the

984
00:50:46,680 --> 00:50:50,600
Speaker 1: year after that, and I'm excited about that. Colleen's excited

985
00:50:50,640 --> 00:50:54,320
Speaker 1: about that. And really that's it for today. Mark Sessler,

986
00:50:54,920 --> 00:50:58,120
Speaker 1: thank you for coming by this by the way, Colleen Wolf,

987
00:50:59,040 --> 00:51:03,160
Speaker 1: thank you. Yeah, of course. Uh. We've got Sully behind

988
00:51:03,160 --> 00:51:05,759
Speaker 1: the mic. TD was here a little earlier. We got

989
00:51:05,800 --> 00:51:08,840
Speaker 1: Brandon McGinnis. We missed Dan Handas, we missed Chris Westley,

990
00:51:08,880 --> 00:51:28,840
Speaker 1: and I'm Greg Rosenthal. We'll be back on Tuesday. M