1
00:00:01,920 --> 00:00:05,760
Speaker 1: Are you leaving? I you wanna way back home?

2
00:00:06,040 --> 00:00:11,160
Speaker 2: Either way, we want to be there, doesn't matter how

3
00:00:11,240 --> 00:00:13,600
Speaker 2: much baggage you claim and give us.

4
00:00:13,600 --> 00:00:19,240
Speaker 3: Time and a terminol and gay. We want to send

5
00:00:19,280 --> 00:00:24,520
Speaker 3: you off in style. Do you wanna welcome you back home?

6
00:00:26,280 --> 00:00:27,640
Speaker 3: Tell us all about it?

7
00:00:27,840 --> 00:00:48,880
Speaker 1: We scared her? Was it fine? Malborn? Do you need

8
00:00:48,920 --> 00:00:52,839
Speaker 1: to ride? Do you need to ride? Do you need

9
00:00:52,920 --> 00:00:56,800
Speaker 1: to ride? Do you need to ride? Do you need

10
00:00:56,880 --> 00:00:57,440
Speaker 1: to ride?

11
00:00:58,000 --> 00:01:03,080
Speaker 3: Do you need to ride.

12
00:01:09,200 --> 00:01:14,840
Speaker 1: With Karen and Chris? What are your hobbies?

13
00:01:16,040 --> 00:01:16,240
Speaker 3: You know?

14
00:01:16,560 --> 00:01:23,360
Speaker 1: Candles? Welcome to Do you need a ride? This is

15
00:01:23,440 --> 00:01:26,840
Speaker 1: Chris Fairbanks and this is Taren Kilgareth. We're a beautiful burbank.

16
00:01:27,120 --> 00:01:29,560
Speaker 1: Oh so it's just picturesque.

17
00:01:29,880 --> 00:01:32,759
Speaker 4: I thought today and it was my idea to have

18
00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:35,279
Speaker 4: no guests and just catch up with my friend Karen.

19
00:01:35,520 --> 00:01:38,520
Speaker 5: That's right, And I said I don't want to do

20
00:01:38,600 --> 00:01:39,119
Speaker 5: it that way.

21
00:01:39,160 --> 00:01:42,440
Speaker 1: And then we fought and thought and Chris won. I'm

22
00:01:42,440 --> 00:01:44,000
Speaker 1: good at dodging punches.

23
00:01:45,360 --> 00:01:48,360
Speaker 5: I kicked him in the jaw, but it didn't affect

24
00:01:48,440 --> 00:01:48,960
Speaker 5: him at all.

25
00:01:49,040 --> 00:01:51,080
Speaker 4: It's funny because it's been a while since you and

26
00:01:51,120 --> 00:01:52,440
Speaker 4: I had a physical fistfight.

27
00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:56,160
Speaker 1: I forgot how much kicking you try and do I do.

28
00:01:57,000 --> 00:02:02,360
Speaker 5: My kicking is very much Broadway dance based, So a

29
00:02:02,400 --> 00:02:05,440
Speaker 5: lot of times I'll do kicking from the musical Oklahoma,

30
00:02:05,520 --> 00:02:06,880
Speaker 5: which is outside to side.

31
00:02:07,120 --> 00:02:09,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not helpful. It was.

32
00:02:09,280 --> 00:02:12,600
Speaker 4: It's also quite a giveaway when well, right before we fight,

33
00:02:12,680 --> 00:02:15,239
Speaker 4: you put on leggings well.

34
00:02:15,320 --> 00:02:18,240
Speaker 1: And stretched for forty five minutes big warmers. Leg warmers

35
00:02:18,280 --> 00:02:21,480
Speaker 1: came back right, not that I know of, but I'm

36
00:02:21,560 --> 00:02:23,560
Speaker 1: not the person to ask them. They shouldn't. That's a

37
00:02:23,600 --> 00:02:26,840
Speaker 1: brand new building. That's like brand new. Wow.

38
00:02:27,320 --> 00:02:29,240
Speaker 4: You know what is in a brand new building? The

39
00:02:29,240 --> 00:02:32,760
Speaker 4: one I moved into. Oh, I went and bought. I

40
00:02:32,840 --> 00:02:39,280
Speaker 4: bought new lamps and thought I could do it myself.

41
00:02:39,360 --> 00:02:43,120
Speaker 4: And I took down the old lamps on the ceiling

42
00:02:43,160 --> 00:02:45,440
Speaker 4: and on the walls, and which are from I think

43
00:02:45,440 --> 00:02:50,840
Speaker 4: my buildings from around the thirties, eighteen thirties, the eighteen thirties. Well,

44
00:02:50,919 --> 00:02:53,320
Speaker 4: that's when it was wired. Because I brought down there's

45
00:02:53,400 --> 00:02:57,600
Speaker 4: two scary wires. I turned off the power. I'm no fool. Well,

46
00:02:57,639 --> 00:03:01,040
Speaker 4: I youtubed a video, but there I pulled them down,

47
00:03:01,160 --> 00:03:03,480
Speaker 4: and everything covering it, which I guess at one point

48
00:03:03,520 --> 00:03:10,880
Speaker 4: was fabric, crumbled away. Revealing copper just exposed. Yeah wire yeah, yeah.

49
00:03:10,919 --> 00:03:13,600
Speaker 4: So then I turned the power back on and just

50
00:03:13,680 --> 00:03:15,960
Speaker 4: I've left it alone. That's all as far as I got.

51
00:03:16,280 --> 00:03:19,040
Speaker 4: The lamp is on the floor, and I have not

52
00:03:19,200 --> 00:03:20,880
Speaker 4: I have to hire an electrician.

53
00:03:21,680 --> 00:03:23,880
Speaker 5: Now you're going to get over to fixing the toaster

54
00:03:24,040 --> 00:03:27,919
Speaker 5: with that fork. Yes, your next plan. Don't do any

55
00:03:28,040 --> 00:03:31,560
Speaker 5: of these electrical things yourself, no matter how I know

56
00:03:31,680 --> 00:03:33,880
Speaker 5: you think your handy. It's a big part of your

57
00:03:33,919 --> 00:03:35,760
Speaker 5: whole personality. It's one of your hobbies.

58
00:03:35,880 --> 00:03:38,360
Speaker 1: I'm a man, and I want to do man things,

59
00:03:38,560 --> 00:03:40,080
Speaker 1: man stuff like Tim Allen.

60
00:03:40,200 --> 00:03:43,800
Speaker 5: But please don't risk your life this way.

61
00:03:43,880 --> 00:03:46,680
Speaker 4: I knew, I knew when to stop myself because there's

62
00:03:46,720 --> 00:03:49,480
Speaker 4: one thing I'm scared of in that is voltage going

63
00:03:49,520 --> 00:03:50,320
Speaker 4: through my body.

64
00:03:50,600 --> 00:03:52,920
Speaker 1: As as you should be, I think that's very natural.

65
00:03:52,920 --> 00:03:55,800
Speaker 4: I'm bout you know those little seventies plastic plugs you're

66
00:03:55,800 --> 00:03:56,520
Speaker 4: putting outlets.

67
00:03:56,600 --> 00:03:58,360
Speaker 1: I went ahead and got myself some of those. You

68
00:03:58,400 --> 00:04:00,720
Speaker 1: mean to plug up the plug it up, plug up

69
00:04:00,720 --> 00:04:04,800
Speaker 1: the holes. Sure? Yeah, is that a puppy? It is

70
00:04:04,840 --> 00:04:09,160
Speaker 1: a tiny puppy. Look at that tiny that's almost too tiny.

71
00:04:09,240 --> 00:04:15,320
Speaker 4: It looks like Ames Mountain puppy. It was a miniature puppy.

72
00:04:17,279 --> 00:04:21,440
Speaker 4: My friend Ryan has a miniature Golden Retriever. If I

73
00:04:21,480 --> 00:04:25,320
Speaker 4: told you that, what, no Golden Retriever puppy sized that

74
00:04:25,440 --> 00:04:27,239
Speaker 4: will never get large.

75
00:04:27,360 --> 00:04:30,080
Speaker 5: Oh that's from science. I don't know if I agree

76
00:04:30,080 --> 00:04:30,479
Speaker 5: with that.

77
00:04:30,760 --> 00:04:32,760
Speaker 1: No, they just it's a test tube kit.

78
00:04:32,839 --> 00:04:36,720
Speaker 5: You buy it for chemicals on the regular dog.

79
00:04:36,920 --> 00:04:40,159
Speaker 4: Well, no, you gotta get the real stuff from the

80
00:04:40,200 --> 00:04:41,520
Speaker 4: real dog in that process.

81
00:04:41,760 --> 00:04:44,000
Speaker 1: No, I'm just kidding.

82
00:04:44,360 --> 00:04:49,040
Speaker 5: Husbandry. Animal husbandry at its finest. You put a little

83
00:04:49,080 --> 00:04:52,159
Speaker 5: bonnet on them. You don't let them have any opinions.

84
00:04:53,240 --> 00:04:54,719
Speaker 5: The first thing I thought of when you said a

85
00:04:54,760 --> 00:04:56,599
Speaker 5: miniature Golden Retriever is a corgy.

86
00:04:57,480 --> 00:04:58,479
Speaker 1: Don't they already have those.

87
00:04:58,680 --> 00:05:00,760
Speaker 4: I don't know how they acquire he did it. Maybe

88
00:05:00,760 --> 00:05:02,880
Speaker 4: it was a rescue. Maybe you have to wait longer.

89
00:05:03,200 --> 00:05:03,680
Speaker 4: I don't know.

90
00:05:03,760 --> 00:05:05,880
Speaker 1: But they broke it out of the science jail that

91
00:05:05,920 --> 00:05:11,720
Speaker 1: it was in right right, the laboratory laboratory door.

92
00:05:12,839 --> 00:05:15,360
Speaker 4: Oh no, you know when a pun's there and you

93
00:05:15,600 --> 00:05:16,920
Speaker 4: just it just doesn't work out.

94
00:05:17,040 --> 00:05:19,320
Speaker 5: Yeah, maybe it's for the best. Your ears refuse to

95
00:05:19,320 --> 00:05:20,400
Speaker 5: hear what it should be.

96
00:05:21,960 --> 00:05:22,159
Speaker 3: Right.

97
00:05:22,560 --> 00:05:27,159
Speaker 1: I knew what it was by the Labradoratory. Yeah, thank

98
00:05:27,240 --> 00:05:28,440
Speaker 1: you Elabordoratory.

99
00:05:28,560 --> 00:05:31,919
Speaker 5: That's you know what that that pun is from the

100
00:05:31,960 --> 00:05:33,400
Speaker 5: Scholastic book order.

101
00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:36,360
Speaker 1: That's like a puzzle in the Scholastic book.

102
00:05:36,600 --> 00:05:39,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's like a pun that be the winning final

103
00:05:39,760 --> 00:05:43,000
Speaker 4: pun on the O Henry Punoff in Austin, Texas?

104
00:05:43,080 --> 00:05:43,600
Speaker 1: Would it win?

105
00:05:43,680 --> 00:05:43,880
Speaker 5: Though?

106
00:05:46,800 --> 00:05:48,800
Speaker 1: I really get it. I'm giving your pun of No,

107
00:05:48,880 --> 00:05:50,120
Speaker 1: it's fine, it's final.

108
00:05:50,800 --> 00:05:52,760
Speaker 4: A lot of you know, I came to this city

109
00:05:52,800 --> 00:05:55,320
Speaker 4: with a lot of puns in my in my hip sack,

110
00:05:55,440 --> 00:05:59,799
Speaker 4: and and I was told right away that keep wordplay,

111
00:06:00,040 --> 00:06:03,520
Speaker 4: should not keep them to myself. But there are groups

112
00:06:03,520 --> 00:06:06,200
Speaker 4: out there that really appreciate puns.

113
00:06:06,480 --> 00:06:07,039
Speaker 1: Well there is.

114
00:06:07,160 --> 00:06:09,520
Speaker 4: That's a real thing, the O Henry pun Off. It's like,

115
00:06:09,720 --> 00:06:11,839
Speaker 4: is that true? Yeah, it's a it was a thing

116
00:06:11,920 --> 00:06:13,520
Speaker 4: in Austin. And I was like, I could do that

117
00:06:14,200 --> 00:06:16,320
Speaker 4: because you have to come up with them on the spot,

118
00:06:16,400 --> 00:06:17,040
Speaker 4: so it's like an.

119
00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:19,960
Speaker 1: Improv sing did you do it? I didn't do it.

120
00:06:20,400 --> 00:06:23,080
Speaker 1: I was too scared And I.

121
00:06:22,960 --> 00:06:26,280
Speaker 4: Bet you could do it though I But now, unfortunately

122
00:06:26,400 --> 00:06:28,239
Speaker 4: the desire has gone away.

123
00:06:29,360 --> 00:06:31,719
Speaker 1: You guys want to go to Starbucks right yours? You

124
00:06:31,720 --> 00:06:37,320
Speaker 1: don't even have to? Hi, can I get a double Tall,

125
00:06:37,600 --> 00:06:38,960
Speaker 1: one pump Mocha.

126
00:06:41,440 --> 00:06:50,720
Speaker 5: One Pump Mocha Classic vent Could I also get a

127
00:06:50,800 --> 00:06:57,680
Speaker 5: Venti Vanilla Latte, hot iceed coffee and medium ice coffee.

128
00:06:57,320 --> 00:07:04,640
Speaker 1: And a Grande ice coffee please? Yes? Anything else that's

129
00:07:04,680 --> 00:07:06,160
Speaker 1: gonna be it?

130
00:07:06,240 --> 00:07:10,640
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, all right, let's not fight, so you can

131
00:07:10,640 --> 00:07:12,520
Speaker 5: do you mind handing me my wallet with all of

132
00:07:12,560 --> 00:07:18,440
Speaker 5: our beautiful gift cards inside Starbucks order today, brought to

133
00:07:18,520 --> 00:07:20,360
Speaker 5: us by now I may or may not.

134
00:07:20,360 --> 00:07:24,360
Speaker 1: Have been using these without you guys. Oh, I can't be.

135
00:07:24,400 --> 00:07:28,720
Speaker 5: Trusted, right, I'll definitely pull one of these out if

136
00:07:29,200 --> 00:07:30,040
Speaker 5: if it comes up.

137
00:07:30,120 --> 00:07:32,520
Speaker 1: So, and that was a gift for our podcast.

138
00:07:32,680 --> 00:07:35,240
Speaker 5: Yes, I want to say I wrote it on the

139
00:07:35,280 --> 00:07:37,080
Speaker 5: original and I did already say it once.

140
00:07:37,120 --> 00:07:39,440
Speaker 1: But I think her name was Amanda. It's something it

141
00:07:39,440 --> 00:07:41,679
Speaker 1: starts with an A. I'm pretty sure it was Amanda,

142
00:07:41,760 --> 00:07:44,520
Speaker 1: but also consults a few episodes ago. Listen.

143
00:07:46,120 --> 00:07:51,280
Speaker 5: We got this as a gift in Pittsburgh, perhaps Pittsburgh.

144
00:07:51,600 --> 00:07:53,440
Speaker 4: I looked at my notes and I can firm it

145
00:07:53,520 --> 00:07:55,040
Speaker 4: was Amanda from Pittsburgh.

146
00:07:54,880 --> 00:07:57,360
Speaker 1: Oh okay, thank you?

147
00:07:57,360 --> 00:07:57,720
Speaker 5: Who that.

148
00:08:01,240 --> 00:08:01,520
Speaker 1: Cool?

149
00:08:02,040 --> 00:08:08,240
Speaker 5: Great and left sweet nice so much, Thank you yours, Thanks.

150
00:08:09,960 --> 00:08:15,640
Speaker 1: Nice, Thanks Amanda, we got everything, kids, kids, do you

151
00:08:15,640 --> 00:08:17,560
Speaker 1: have to go to the bathroom? A la the kids?

152
00:08:19,280 --> 00:08:22,600
Speaker 1: We left the kids in the drive through. Kids.

153
00:08:23,480 --> 00:08:26,520
Speaker 4: But I bought a snowboard pass that works at mountains

154
00:08:26,520 --> 00:08:29,520
Speaker 4: throughout the United States. That's all I was going to say,

155
00:08:29,640 --> 00:08:32,920
Speaker 4: is just a I can go a different mountains in Colorado.

156
00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:35,720
Speaker 4: I can go to Whistler in Canada, I can go

157
00:08:36,640 --> 00:08:38,960
Speaker 4: to Big Bear here, I can go to Mammoth here.

158
00:08:39,120 --> 00:08:42,240
Speaker 1: And it was the half the price of a pass somewhere.

159
00:08:42,280 --> 00:08:44,520
Speaker 1: You just buy it early. Oh that's great. Next year.

160
00:08:44,559 --> 00:08:47,720
Speaker 4: I'm just going to be mister snowboard man if I

161
00:08:47,720 --> 00:08:49,680
Speaker 4: don't enter my goddamn hip again.

162
00:08:49,760 --> 00:08:51,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, please be careful. But I was going to say,

163
00:08:51,600 --> 00:08:54,040
Speaker 5: why didn't you go? And maybe it's just the weather

164
00:08:54,280 --> 00:08:58,000
Speaker 5: wasn't wasn't there for you? But why wouldn't you go

165
00:08:58,040 --> 00:08:58,600
Speaker 5: to Big Bear?

166
00:08:58,720 --> 00:08:59,160
Speaker 1: This time?

167
00:08:59,280 --> 00:09:02,400
Speaker 4: It is over Big Beerr is snow seventy degrees and

168
00:09:02,440 --> 00:09:03,720
Speaker 4: the snow is ruined.

169
00:09:04,200 --> 00:09:06,640
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's been warm okay.

170
00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:10,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, And they didn't get the kind of snow that

171
00:09:10,120 --> 00:09:11,240
Speaker 4: Mammoth and Tahoe.

172
00:09:11,280 --> 00:09:13,160
Speaker 1: God, those are just the big mountains.

173
00:09:13,520 --> 00:09:15,640
Speaker 4: They get the big snow, and it's a big ass

174
00:09:15,720 --> 00:09:18,280
Speaker 4: drive to get there got it if I took a gamble,

175
00:09:18,640 --> 00:09:19,560
Speaker 4: you don't ever know.

176
00:09:19,800 --> 00:09:21,960
Speaker 1: I'm not a weatherman or meteorologist.

177
00:09:22,160 --> 00:09:22,240
Speaker 6: No.

178
00:09:22,400 --> 00:09:25,640
Speaker 5: And also the drive to Mammoth is absolutely gorgeous.

179
00:09:25,760 --> 00:09:26,160
Speaker 1: It is.

180
00:09:26,400 --> 00:09:29,520
Speaker 5: I love that drive. I love those weird mountains that

181
00:09:29,600 --> 00:09:31,440
Speaker 5: come up when you're going toward it. They're on the

182
00:09:31,480 --> 00:09:32,160
Speaker 5: left hand side.

183
00:09:32,240 --> 00:09:33,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, Melt McKinley.

184
00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:36,080
Speaker 5: For God's sake, it's all like it looks so it

185
00:09:36,120 --> 00:09:38,480
Speaker 5: looks like something from Jane Eyres.

186
00:09:38,600 --> 00:09:40,240
Speaker 1: It's so dramatic and beautiful.

187
00:09:40,360 --> 00:09:44,400
Speaker 4: It looks like a Ansel Adam's photo, except it's in color.

188
00:09:44,559 --> 00:09:44,959
Speaker 1: It doesn't.

189
00:09:44,960 --> 00:09:47,520
Speaker 5: And there's often like along the way you see these

190
00:09:47,679 --> 00:09:50,959
Speaker 5: little farms that are nestled into the base of mountains

191
00:09:50,960 --> 00:09:52,840
Speaker 5: that then go straight up behind them.

192
00:09:53,080 --> 00:09:55,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I'm like, I am going to move there.

193
00:09:55,679 --> 00:09:59,960
Speaker 4: There's also just shacks where people are squatting and clearly

194
00:10:00,640 --> 00:10:01,760
Speaker 4: doing math or something.

195
00:10:01,840 --> 00:10:03,720
Speaker 1: Oh. I'm like, look at that abandoned building.

196
00:10:03,800 --> 00:10:06,800
Speaker 4: And I looked closely as we drown by this windowless,

197
00:10:06,880 --> 00:10:11,319
Speaker 4: doorless fuselage of a building, and it was there was

198
00:10:11,360 --> 00:10:13,120
Speaker 4: a light on, and there was a guy in there

199
00:10:13,760 --> 00:10:16,720
Speaker 4: I'd like to think hugging himself trembling.

200
00:10:17,040 --> 00:10:20,800
Speaker 5: Now, can I suggest could it have been like say,

201
00:10:20,840 --> 00:10:23,640
Speaker 5: a milking house on a dairy property.

202
00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:29,960
Speaker 4: It was too dilapidated and scary. But maybe he was

203
00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:30,719
Speaker 4: milking in the.

204
00:10:30,720 --> 00:10:33,520
Speaker 1: Dark, but on cracks so too fast.

205
00:10:33,600 --> 00:10:36,079
Speaker 4: Hey, you can get a lot of utters squeezed when

206
00:10:36,080 --> 00:10:38,120
Speaker 4: you're on the old white pony.

207
00:10:38,360 --> 00:10:40,959
Speaker 1: But they sure don't like it. They don't like it.

208
00:10:40,960 --> 00:10:47,400
Speaker 1: It's too hard today. Yeah, what is wrong with you? Jerry? Jerry?

209
00:10:47,720 --> 00:10:50,240
Speaker 5: Uh, well, that's yeah. It was going to make sure

210
00:10:50,240 --> 00:10:51,640
Speaker 5: your car doesn't break down on that road.

211
00:10:51,679 --> 00:10:54,160
Speaker 4: I guess no, No, that's the other thing. I don't

212
00:10:54,240 --> 00:10:56,520
Speaker 4: own a brand new car. I have four wheel drive.

213
00:10:56,600 --> 00:10:59,960
Speaker 4: There's so many things that what an expensive, flawed intest

214
00:11:00,200 --> 00:11:01,480
Speaker 4: I've gotten myself into.

215
00:11:02,200 --> 00:11:04,360
Speaker 1: As a kid, I just didn't have new stuff.

216
00:11:05,200 --> 00:11:08,200
Speaker 4: I had a front wheel drive car with one snow

217
00:11:08,240 --> 00:11:11,439
Speaker 4: tire that would break down. But now as an adult,

218
00:11:11,559 --> 00:11:15,160
Speaker 4: I can't have anything go wrong. Yeah, and it's like, wow,

219
00:11:15,280 --> 00:11:18,400
Speaker 4: this is expensive. Yes, it's like, how do you get

220
00:11:18,400 --> 00:11:21,600
Speaker 4: into a wakeboarding with something that I sort of was

221
00:11:21,600 --> 00:11:25,760
Speaker 4: into just because it's near that sport a little bit?

222
00:11:26,640 --> 00:11:29,240
Speaker 1: But you have to own a boat? Who owns?

223
00:11:29,520 --> 00:11:32,600
Speaker 4: Only assholes own boats. I'm not an asshole, No, you're not.

224
00:11:32,720 --> 00:11:34,439
Speaker 4: You guys would tell me if I was right.

225
00:11:34,559 --> 00:11:40,080
Speaker 5: I mean, yeah, but maybe off Mike, right, No, you're not.

226
00:11:40,320 --> 00:11:46,400
Speaker 5: And I think those interests oftentimes are very like family dependent.

227
00:11:46,520 --> 00:11:48,520
Speaker 5: It's like I like wakeboarding because our family goes to

228
00:11:48,600 --> 00:11:50,080
Speaker 5: blah blah blah and we have a boat and we

229
00:11:50,120 --> 00:11:51,880
Speaker 5: go to this lake and we have a cabin, and

230
00:11:52,400 --> 00:11:54,240
Speaker 5: there's almost a You're born into that.

231
00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:57,680
Speaker 1: Yeah culture, maybe hard.

232
00:11:57,480 --> 00:12:00,640
Speaker 5: To be a independent person in the world and then

233
00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:03,440
Speaker 5: be like, guess what I'm going to get into downhill skiing?

234
00:12:03,760 --> 00:12:06,560
Speaker 1: Right right? It also asked to do with where you

235
00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:06,960
Speaker 1: grew up.

236
00:12:07,040 --> 00:12:09,400
Speaker 4: I mean I at my school there a bus came

237
00:12:09,440 --> 00:12:11,600
Speaker 4: and took you up to the mountain, the mountain that

238
00:12:11,679 --> 00:12:14,320
Speaker 4: no longer gets snow because you know, the al Gore thing.

239
00:12:14,520 --> 00:12:18,080
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, but it is, you know, because of propaganda.

240
00:12:18,360 --> 00:12:21,640
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, made a propaganda that happened. You know, if

241
00:12:21,679 --> 00:12:24,280
Speaker 4: you talk about something enough, it just comes true.

242
00:12:24,440 --> 00:12:24,800
Speaker 1: That's right.

243
00:12:24,920 --> 00:12:30,840
Speaker 4: These damn liberals loose lips, sink ships. And it also,

244
00:12:31,320 --> 00:12:32,800
Speaker 4: you know, affects the environment.

245
00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:35,280
Speaker 1: It's true, It is true.

246
00:12:35,360 --> 00:12:38,840
Speaker 4: I wouldn't be surprised if somebody, well, it came true

247
00:12:38,880 --> 00:12:42,640
Speaker 4: because you, you whining snowflakes got rid of the snowflakes.

248
00:12:44,600 --> 00:12:47,840
Speaker 1: But we just left. We were in Denver last weekend.

249
00:12:48,120 --> 00:12:51,839
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he left on again. It was hot when

250
00:12:51,880 --> 00:12:53,880
Speaker 1: we were there, it was like balmy.

251
00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:56,160
Speaker 5: And then my dad goes, ooh, you got out of

252
00:12:56,200 --> 00:12:57,920
Speaker 5: Denver just in time, and I was like, what are

253
00:12:57,920 --> 00:12:58,640
Speaker 5: you talking about?

254
00:12:58,880 --> 00:13:01,440
Speaker 1: And there was a full on blizzard. You know that.

255
00:13:01,559 --> 00:13:04,800
Speaker 4: They say that is where they really do say you

256
00:13:04,840 --> 00:13:07,480
Speaker 4: don't like the weather, just hang out for a little while.

257
00:13:07,640 --> 00:13:09,760
Speaker 4: There would wait five minutes. That is a Denver. It

258
00:13:09,800 --> 00:13:12,120
Speaker 4: really does happen in Denver. Me and my friends were there.

259
00:13:12,160 --> 00:13:17,400
Speaker 4: It snowed a bunch in the nineties and then like

260
00:13:17,440 --> 00:13:19,760
Speaker 4: a foot downtown and then by the end of the

261
00:13:19,880 --> 00:13:22,400
Speaker 4: day it was dry and we went skateboarding and the

262
00:13:22,440 --> 00:13:26,200
Speaker 4: sun was out. And they say that everywhere though they do.

263
00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:29,839
Speaker 4: Everyone's every state's in competition for the most fickle weather.

264
00:13:30,400 --> 00:13:33,280
Speaker 5: I think sometimes things like that it's just to prepare

265
00:13:33,360 --> 00:13:37,360
Speaker 5: people for the inevitable unexpected, now you know what I mean.

266
00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:40,760
Speaker 5: It's like saying, hey, don't get too comfortable in your sweater, right,

267
00:13:41,080 --> 00:13:44,760
Speaker 5: don't relax. Everything comes to an end every and things

268
00:13:44,920 --> 00:13:47,800
Speaker 5: change and go opposite. And this is the pendubble of

269
00:13:47,880 --> 00:13:50,599
Speaker 5: life that we're all stuck on. Yeah, stop acting like

270
00:13:50,640 --> 00:13:51,920
Speaker 5: it's going to be winter for the rest of your

271
00:13:51,960 --> 00:13:52,640
Speaker 5: goddamn life.

272
00:13:52,679 --> 00:13:53,160
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.

273
00:13:53,160 --> 00:13:55,760
Speaker 4: It starts with the weather, and then it ends with

274
00:13:55,880 --> 00:13:58,679
Speaker 4: you're never going to get the job you wanted either, Right.

275
00:14:00,120 --> 00:14:04,120
Speaker 5: It starts it starts with the fickleness of weather that

276
00:14:04,160 --> 00:14:06,440
Speaker 5: goes into your abject failure.

277
00:14:06,960 --> 00:14:10,720
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, well weather is just training you for never

278
00:14:10,800 --> 00:14:12,000
Speaker 4: getting what you want in line.

279
00:14:12,120 --> 00:14:15,920
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, and why should you? What have you ever done? Yeah?

280
00:14:16,200 --> 00:14:18,800
Speaker 1: I think you just because you were born you deserve

281
00:14:18,840 --> 00:14:21,480
Speaker 1: everything you want. No, you've got to pull up your

282
00:14:21,480 --> 00:14:24,520
Speaker 1: boot stratch and work for it.

283
00:14:24,920 --> 00:14:29,480
Speaker 5: And A your taxes. Tax day is coming up? Can

284
00:14:29,520 --> 00:14:31,760
Speaker 5: I share a Can I share a moment with the

285
00:14:31,800 --> 00:14:32,480
Speaker 5: two of you?

286
00:14:32,640 --> 00:14:35,520
Speaker 1: Sure? Tax day? Is it about filing for an extension?

287
00:14:36,280 --> 00:14:42,400
Speaker 5: It's about me burping straight into the micropoft. I just

288
00:14:42,480 --> 00:14:46,080
Speaker 5: signed my taxpapers for this year, which is a great

289
00:14:46,080 --> 00:14:50,200
Speaker 5: feeling because for five years I didn't do my taxes.

290
00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:53,240
Speaker 1: Still no, no, no, no, oh right, right, I remember

291
00:14:53,320 --> 00:14:55,520
Speaker 1: those dark days. I was in the same boat. Yes,

292
00:14:55,560 --> 00:14:55,800
Speaker 1: we were.

293
00:14:55,880 --> 00:14:59,920
Speaker 5: We would talk about it often, but my dream came true,

294
00:15:00,360 --> 00:15:02,440
Speaker 5: Like I mean, it happened. I've done it now for

295
00:15:02,520 --> 00:15:05,880
Speaker 5: say three years. But it's just this is the world

296
00:15:05,960 --> 00:15:08,160
Speaker 5: I wanted to live in, which is someone comes and

297
00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:10,240
Speaker 5: hands me my tax papers and I just sign them

298
00:15:10,360 --> 00:15:12,840
Speaker 5: and write and now I'm it's taken care of for me.

299
00:15:13,320 --> 00:15:17,360
Speaker 5: And that has been my goal, more so than fame,

300
00:15:17,560 --> 00:15:21,760
Speaker 5: fortune performing. Is just someone do my taxes and all

301
00:15:21,760 --> 00:15:24,160
Speaker 5: I do is sign and then someone takes the package away.

302
00:15:24,520 --> 00:15:26,600
Speaker 5: And that just happened right before you guys got to

303
00:15:26,680 --> 00:15:30,560
Speaker 5: my house. And I would like to think God, yahweh,

304
00:15:30,880 --> 00:15:33,880
Speaker 5: the Goddess, the Maya Earth.

305
00:15:37,160 --> 00:15:39,720
Speaker 1: Actually the actually did have a guy that actually did it.

306
00:15:40,080 --> 00:15:44,920
Speaker 4: And Lilah my accountant, Oh what about you though?

307
00:15:45,080 --> 00:15:48,600
Speaker 1: And not to get all into tax talk, but everyone's

308
00:15:48,640 --> 00:15:49,680
Speaker 1: thinking about it.

309
00:15:49,840 --> 00:15:52,520
Speaker 4: If this podcast is nothing, which is yeah, I mean

310
00:15:52,840 --> 00:15:55,840
Speaker 4: kind of is. If it's not funny, it's gonna everyone's

311
00:15:55,840 --> 00:15:56,600
Speaker 4: thinking about taxes.

312
00:15:56,840 --> 00:16:02,600
Speaker 1: Yes, don't you just come out on April te Oh wow, the.

313
00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:06,800
Speaker 4: Happy text everybody, thank you, See Damon, You're welcome.

314
00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:11,560
Speaker 1: But I'd have to itally up my receipts. I'd fill

315
00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:12,480
Speaker 1: out a spreadsheet.

316
00:16:12,560 --> 00:16:16,160
Speaker 4: I'm the only one that has access to that information.

317
00:16:16,320 --> 00:16:18,440
Speaker 1: I look at my old bank records.

318
00:16:18,480 --> 00:16:21,560
Speaker 4: I try, you know, I think it's a conspiracy though,

319
00:16:21,600 --> 00:16:23,040
Speaker 4: a lot of these receipts.

320
00:16:22,680 --> 00:16:23,680
Speaker 1: Just self destruct.

321
00:16:23,920 --> 00:16:26,640
Speaker 4: They're on some sort of copy paper and by the

322
00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:28,560
Speaker 4: end of the year it's just shiny and there's no

323
00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:30,600
Speaker 4: you know what I'm talking about.

324
00:16:30,440 --> 00:16:32,840
Speaker 1: Yes, where the ink speed slides off.

325
00:16:32,920 --> 00:16:34,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, and it looks like it was burnt like some

326
00:16:34,840 --> 00:16:37,760
Speaker 4: of them looked like they were held put an iron.

327
00:16:37,600 --> 00:16:39,400
Speaker 1: Was put on them. It's because you set them out

328
00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:41,160
Speaker 1: in the sun that way. I do.

329
00:16:41,240 --> 00:16:43,720
Speaker 4: I put all my receipts on a window sill like

330
00:16:43,760 --> 00:16:44,560
Speaker 4: an avocado.

331
00:16:44,760 --> 00:16:45,920
Speaker 1: I told you not to.

332
00:16:46,320 --> 00:16:49,320
Speaker 5: I said, no more toothpicks in the receipts, and you said,

333
00:16:49,360 --> 00:16:49,960
Speaker 5: I'll do it.

334
00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:53,800
Speaker 1: I want I'm a snowboarder. Yeah, yeah, and you started

335
00:16:53,960 --> 00:16:55,000
Speaker 1: kicking me again.

336
00:16:57,480 --> 00:16:59,600
Speaker 5: It's kicking to the side and to the side, hoping

337
00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:03,240
Speaker 5: one day you would go to my wright left Zoomba class.

338
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:07,520
Speaker 1: Anyways, I don't know how that could get done for you.

339
00:17:08,080 --> 00:17:10,480
Speaker 1: How did you? How do you do your expenses? You

340
00:17:10,480 --> 00:17:14,000
Speaker 1: have expenses? I do, Yeah, it's all done by my accountant.

341
00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:14,960
Speaker 1: Is amazing.

342
00:17:15,080 --> 00:17:18,600
Speaker 5: It basically went from me being so financially fucked that

343
00:17:18,920 --> 00:17:21,080
Speaker 5: all my only solution that I could come up with

344
00:17:21,119 --> 00:17:23,879
Speaker 5: personally was sit and cry and then never talk about it.

345
00:17:24,080 --> 00:17:25,960
Speaker 1: I've been there, right, I know a lot of people

346
00:17:26,040 --> 00:17:26,680
Speaker 1: that have been there.

347
00:17:26,840 --> 00:17:29,399
Speaker 5: But here's what I think anybody, if you might be

348
00:17:29,400 --> 00:17:32,639
Speaker 5: in this situation, please remember, first of all, panic, don't panic,

349
00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:37,600
Speaker 5: look for answers and ask for help from people you trust,

350
00:17:37,840 --> 00:17:40,359
Speaker 5: not people either you don't know or who won't help you.

351
00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:43,160
Speaker 5: Because I went to different people for help, and when

352
00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:46,560
Speaker 5: I wouldn't get the help the way I needed it,

353
00:17:46,320 --> 00:17:48,720
Speaker 5: it would make me not ask again for a long

354
00:17:48,760 --> 00:17:54,800
Speaker 5: time until I finally, like basically, you know, got a

355
00:17:54,840 --> 00:17:58,159
Speaker 5: good job, was able to take the steps. Sometimes you

356
00:17:58,160 --> 00:18:01,080
Speaker 5: can't go from aid to f and you have to

357
00:18:01,160 --> 00:18:04,160
Speaker 5: just wait and be in the bad, uncomfortable, unhappy part.

358
00:18:04,280 --> 00:18:07,679
Speaker 5: But you can always be working toward the next step.

359
00:18:07,800 --> 00:18:10,399
Speaker 5: And I think that idea, even if you're just visualizing

360
00:18:10,440 --> 00:18:12,760
Speaker 5: yourself being in the place where you want to be,

361
00:18:12,960 --> 00:18:15,160
Speaker 5: you can do that for yourself. And I swear to God,

362
00:18:15,400 --> 00:18:17,840
Speaker 5: this is someone who this has happened to me.

363
00:18:18,119 --> 00:18:19,200
Speaker 1: This is real.

364
00:18:20,240 --> 00:18:23,119
Speaker 5: Like I didn't do anything except for that podcast that

365
00:18:23,840 --> 00:18:26,480
Speaker 5: my favorite murder became a hit and suddenly I had

366
00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:30,560
Speaker 5: the ability to change the situation. Right, But that was

367
00:18:30,720 --> 00:18:32,800
Speaker 5: you know, that's because I put in a bunch of

368
00:18:32,800 --> 00:18:33,960
Speaker 5: work on that, right.

369
00:18:33,840 --> 00:18:36,720
Speaker 4: Right, But you also it has to be I mean,

370
00:18:36,760 --> 00:18:39,479
Speaker 4: I'm not saying I'm worsoft, but you know how I

371
00:18:39,520 --> 00:18:42,520
Speaker 4: can only do one thing at a time physically.

372
00:18:42,840 --> 00:18:44,359
Speaker 1: I am that way mentally too.

373
00:18:44,560 --> 00:18:48,639
Speaker 4: If I think about any task and it's daunting, I

374
00:18:49,359 --> 00:18:52,920
Speaker 4: really avoid it, Yeah, because I know there are steps,

375
00:18:53,160 --> 00:18:56,879
Speaker 4: and I'm like, oh, I'll just take care of this.

376
00:18:56,960 --> 00:18:59,560
Speaker 4: I can do this right now. And I let years

377
00:19:00,080 --> 00:19:03,240
Speaker 4: back up at one point just and pretended.

378
00:19:02,840 --> 00:19:05,920
Speaker 1: It wasn't happening. Yeah, I mean, I think that's very natural.

379
00:19:05,960 --> 00:19:09,359
Speaker 5: I think people beat themselves up so much for having

380
00:19:09,560 --> 00:19:13,600
Speaker 5: human reactions to scary things, and so like, I was

381
00:19:14,280 --> 00:19:16,800
Speaker 5: ashamed that I didn't get take care of it. I

382
00:19:16,880 --> 00:19:19,800
Speaker 5: felt like a bad adult all these things where I

383
00:19:19,880 --> 00:19:22,119
Speaker 5: used it to even pile on more where it was

384
00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:25,880
Speaker 5: bad enough. I was having a bad time enough already, right,

385
00:19:25,920 --> 00:19:27,200
Speaker 5: I didn't need to get.

386
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:29,040
Speaker 1: Beaten up over the fact that it happened or that

387
00:19:29,040 --> 00:19:31,639
Speaker 1: it was happening. So I don't know, I don't know.

388
00:19:32,119 --> 00:19:34,400
Speaker 5: I can't say it's not like the solution, because when

389
00:19:34,400 --> 00:19:38,720
Speaker 5: you have tax problems, it just feels like scary and everything. Yeah,

390
00:19:38,920 --> 00:19:41,720
Speaker 5: but you don't have to sit in it and suffer.

391
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:44,879
Speaker 5: You can like take little steps and take It's all

392
00:19:44,920 --> 00:19:47,680
Speaker 5: about little changes toward the big change.

393
00:19:48,040 --> 00:19:51,720
Speaker 4: I every once in a while, and when my back's

394
00:19:51,720 --> 00:19:54,440
Speaker 4: against the loan, something huge just happened. Like, for instance,

395
00:19:54,640 --> 00:19:58,040
Speaker 4: I just moved and I threw away a lot of

396
00:19:58,080 --> 00:20:03,000
Speaker 4: my male and receipt that I'm not great at paper shredding.

397
00:20:03,080 --> 00:20:05,760
Speaker 4: I should have, but I was throwing them all away

398
00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:08,360
Speaker 4: into a recycled bin that has a lock on it

399
00:20:08,480 --> 00:20:09,119
Speaker 4: in my alley.

400
00:20:09,280 --> 00:20:09,600
Speaker 1: M hm.

401
00:20:09,920 --> 00:20:13,880
Speaker 4: Anyway, I kept getting notifications and I was ignoring them

402
00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:17,440
Speaker 4: from Sprint saying do you want to activate your new device?

403
00:20:18,359 --> 00:20:21,600
Speaker 4: Because I at one point I got a iPad. A

404
00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:26,320
Speaker 4: while ago, someone had been ordering phones to my account. Yeah,

405
00:20:26,359 --> 00:20:29,160
Speaker 4: I had thousands of dollt and they were being delivered

406
00:20:29,160 --> 00:20:30,200
Speaker 4: to a hotel.

407
00:20:29,920 --> 00:20:33,919
Speaker 1: Near my house. God and I yeah, addressed to me.

408
00:20:34,840 --> 00:20:38,600
Speaker 4: And so I called who I thought was Sprint, and

409
00:20:38,840 --> 00:20:42,280
Speaker 4: it was a guy I gave my credit card. I

410
00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:44,480
Speaker 4: hate that I'm admitting this, but I gave my credit

411
00:20:44,520 --> 00:20:46,800
Speaker 4: card in photo a person that just had the script

412
00:20:46,920 --> 00:20:51,320
Speaker 4: in front of them. And I realized it after it happened,

413
00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:52,680
Speaker 4: and so I got a new card.

414
00:20:52,680 --> 00:20:53,760
Speaker 1: So I stopped that one.

415
00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:56,119
Speaker 5: Wait, explain that better so that people have a better

416
00:20:56,200 --> 00:20:58,560
Speaker 5: awareness of what that trick is, because that was it

417
00:20:58,640 --> 00:20:59,800
Speaker 5: had to do with you applying to it.

418
00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:03,880
Speaker 4: Do not ever, if someone calls you claiming they are

419
00:21:04,720 --> 00:21:08,360
Speaker 4: your cellular company, just hang up and call them because

420
00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:10,880
Speaker 4: they there are people that can call you and make

421
00:21:10,920 --> 00:21:13,399
Speaker 4: their number pop up, the Sprint number pop up, and

422
00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:15,840
Speaker 4: that's what this person was able to do. I talked

423
00:21:15,840 --> 00:21:17,800
Speaker 4: to the Sprint fraud guy and he kind of walked

424
00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:20,159
Speaker 4: me through what they were able to do. Also, this person,

425
00:21:20,640 --> 00:21:23,120
Speaker 4: they were nice to me. They were talking like we

426
00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:26,400
Speaker 4: had some banter. They were a normal person, but they

427
00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:29,440
Speaker 4: got a lot of my information and said, Okay, we're

428
00:21:29,440 --> 00:21:32,239
Speaker 4: going to put a fraud thing on this. You have

429
00:21:32,320 --> 00:21:34,679
Speaker 4: to go into a store now, you can't call or

430
00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:38,400
Speaker 4: online order anything. This was the guy though. He had

431
00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:41,280
Speaker 4: this Sprint script in front of him and he tricked me.

432
00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:44,840
Speaker 4: And I'm not dumb, like I should have seen it coming.

433
00:21:45,240 --> 00:21:48,399
Speaker 4: But then another device it said do you want to

434
00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:50,719
Speaker 4: activate this device? I'm like, I thought we dealt with this,

435
00:21:50,840 --> 00:21:53,080
Speaker 4: and I called Sprint and they said, you never talked

436
00:21:53,080 --> 00:21:55,520
Speaker 4: to our fraud department. Oh, that wouldn't be on record,

437
00:21:55,920 --> 00:21:58,200
Speaker 4: And so I had to get new coma bag, get

438
00:21:58,240 --> 00:22:01,960
Speaker 4: new cards, and and then I called this hotel that

439
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:04,920
Speaker 4: these showed up at and they said, no one came

440
00:22:04,960 --> 00:22:06,120
Speaker 4: to pick up your tablet.

441
00:22:06,960 --> 00:22:09,680
Speaker 1: So we sent it back. So it got sent back

442
00:22:09,720 --> 00:22:12,560
Speaker 1: to Spring. Oh that's good, that's great. So and there.

443
00:22:12,640 --> 00:22:15,280
Speaker 4: But for a while I was like, really, this is happening,

444
00:22:15,440 --> 00:22:19,880
Speaker 4: like thousands of dollars an iPad, some new iPhones, things

445
00:22:19,920 --> 00:22:21,720
Speaker 4: I would love to have. You know, I have a

446
00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:25,920
Speaker 4: rickety old phone. It smokes when I and I would

447
00:22:26,080 --> 00:22:28,720
Speaker 4: and I was so frustrated. And it's while I'm moving

448
00:22:29,359 --> 00:22:31,320
Speaker 4: like I'm dealing with this as I have a paint

449
00:22:31,320 --> 00:22:33,680
Speaker 4: brush in my hand anyway, So I think it's all

450
00:22:33,680 --> 00:22:34,320
Speaker 4: taken care of.

451
00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:38,400
Speaker 1: But don't throw away your receipts and things in mail. Yes,

452
00:22:38,520 --> 00:22:39,960
Speaker 1: shred it. It is important.

453
00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:43,160
Speaker 4: I've always heard that, uh, And that's why I had

454
00:22:43,160 --> 00:22:45,360
Speaker 4: a joke about ripping things in half and ripping those

455
00:22:45,359 --> 00:22:48,240
Speaker 4: in half, and because I'm hoping my identity thief just

456
00:22:48,280 --> 00:22:52,000
Speaker 4: hates puzzles. That's an old joke of mine, but it's real,

457
00:22:52,160 --> 00:22:54,440
Speaker 4: it's true, and it's based on Michelle Balloon telling me

458
00:22:54,480 --> 00:22:57,000
Speaker 4: a long time ago to get a paper shreadder I'm like, ah,

459
00:22:57,119 --> 00:23:01,359
Speaker 4: and it's I feel I'm just I'm marrying out my

460
00:23:02,720 --> 00:23:04,800
Speaker 4: problems because I've just made a mistake.

461
00:23:05,119 --> 00:23:06,040
Speaker 1: Arem Well?

462
00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:09,160
Speaker 5: No, because also that you could prevent another person from

463
00:23:09,240 --> 00:23:11,760
Speaker 5: having that happen, because there's lots of people who don't.

464
00:23:12,080 --> 00:23:13,080
Speaker 1: I wouldn't have known that.

465
00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:15,560
Speaker 5: If they call me, don't talk to them and be like,

466
00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:18,120
Speaker 5: I'll call you back. That's a great trick no matter what.

467
00:23:18,280 --> 00:23:19,800
Speaker 5: Anyone that calls you'd be like, you know what, I'm

468
00:23:19,800 --> 00:23:22,000
Speaker 5: going to call you back. Yeah, I'm going you know what,

469
00:23:22,040 --> 00:23:23,000
Speaker 5: this is gonna be on my time.

470
00:23:23,080 --> 00:23:23,280
Speaker 1: Yeah.

471
00:23:23,320 --> 00:23:25,919
Speaker 4: With Sprain, it's like starve two and you do you

472
00:23:26,080 --> 00:23:28,959
Speaker 4: call them back? Don't and they sprint calls me all

473
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:31,200
Speaker 4: the time and I'm talking to a person. Apparently you're

474
00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:34,560
Speaker 4: not supposed to do that. Yeah, because there are people

475
00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:38,840
Speaker 4: that are gifted thieves. Yes, comment, And I don't know,

476
00:23:39,119 --> 00:23:41,120
Speaker 4: you know, I'm not sure how they did it, but

477
00:23:41,280 --> 00:23:44,160
Speaker 4: it's the only reason I'm assuming it was someone digging

478
00:23:44,200 --> 00:23:46,720
Speaker 4: through my garbage and finding old stuff is that they

479
00:23:46,720 --> 00:23:49,280
Speaker 4: were delivered to a hotel. There just two blocks. These

480
00:23:49,320 --> 00:23:52,160
Speaker 4: devices were sent to a hotel near my house. That's

481
00:23:52,280 --> 00:23:54,000
Speaker 4: that's not a coincidence.

482
00:23:54,040 --> 00:23:57,840
Speaker 1: I'm no. I don't think you're not willing to accept it.

483
00:23:57,920 --> 00:24:02,600
Speaker 1: Don't accept it. Don't accept it at the hotel, don't

484
00:24:02,640 --> 00:24:06,160
Speaker 1: accept it at your home. Not certainly, not in your head.

485
00:24:06,600 --> 00:24:10,760
Speaker 1: There's a new way. That is the cost. There's new way.

486
00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:16,440
Speaker 4: I'm so embarrassed about it that I'm sweating, don't you

487
00:24:16,800 --> 00:24:17,359
Speaker 4: Are you kidding?

488
00:24:17,359 --> 00:24:19,080
Speaker 1: This fucking happens to people constantly.

489
00:24:19,280 --> 00:24:21,600
Speaker 4: I've kept it to myself, but we know that I

490
00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:24,439
Speaker 4: like to blurt every I've gotten so much trouble on

491
00:24:24,520 --> 00:24:25,600
Speaker 4: this podcast.

492
00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:28,639
Speaker 1: I've had gotten comedy clubs mad at me. Yeah, I

493
00:24:28,880 --> 00:24:30,960
Speaker 1: just I warned you, but you know that I do it.

494
00:24:31,280 --> 00:24:33,800
Speaker 1: I know you did. I know you did not do it.

495
00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:37,879
Speaker 1: I do it, and I did it. I do he

496
00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:42,480
Speaker 1: I owe you. Oh, we have to get it out. Listen.

497
00:24:42,760 --> 00:24:45,040
Speaker 5: There's no If something bad happens to you like that,

498
00:24:45,359 --> 00:24:47,159
Speaker 5: it's good to talk about it because the one of

499
00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:49,879
Speaker 5: the benefits. It's not like you can redo any of

500
00:24:49,920 --> 00:24:51,800
Speaker 5: that happening. We can just help other people have it

501
00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:52,760
Speaker 5: and not happen to them.

502
00:24:52,920 --> 00:24:54,119
Speaker 1: And I guess what I have.

503
00:24:54,240 --> 00:24:56,720
Speaker 4: The thing I've learned about myself, or the thing I

504
00:24:56,720 --> 00:24:59,000
Speaker 4: can glean from it is when shade hits the fan

505
00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:02,840
Speaker 4: like that where they're like, Hi, you spread ten thousand dollars,

506
00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:06,920
Speaker 4: I don't freak out. I call, and I call. I'm like, oh, well,

507
00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:09,480
Speaker 4: this is hilarious. This is scarier than an I. R.

508
00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:11,880
Speaker 4: S Man coming because at least you can reason with them.

509
00:25:11,920 --> 00:25:14,840
Speaker 4: They're the government or whatever. Yeah, or you think you can.

510
00:25:15,119 --> 00:25:17,880
Speaker 4: This was I was. It was scary, you know, kind

511
00:25:17,880 --> 00:25:20,400
Speaker 4: of like if if there's muggers, you know how I've

512
00:25:20,440 --> 00:25:21,720
Speaker 4: fought off muggers before.

513
00:25:21,920 --> 00:25:26,280
Speaker 5: Well, yes, I mean your jiu jitsu skills are fucking nuts.

514
00:25:26,440 --> 00:25:28,520
Speaker 5: It's probably why they're so jealous of you and stole

515
00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:29,640
Speaker 5: your identity in the first time.

516
00:25:29,720 --> 00:25:33,760
Speaker 4: I've had no training, right, That's what's inherent jiu jitsu,

517
00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:35,440
Speaker 4: just doing the soul.

518
00:25:36,040 --> 00:25:39,840
Speaker 1: Really I have through my blood coursing the ability of.

519
00:25:42,240 --> 00:25:45,600
Speaker 4: And I never even asked for it. It was just gifted.

520
00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:47,680
Speaker 4: Like I was on a mountaintop with some monks.

521
00:25:48,080 --> 00:25:49,800
Speaker 1: They were like, do you want jiu jitsu? And you

522
00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:55,520
Speaker 1: were like, sure, jiu jitsu? And sure. That was terrible.

523
00:25:55,560 --> 00:25:58,280
Speaker 1: It wasn't even a pun it didn't sound like anything.

524
00:25:59,040 --> 00:26:01,360
Speaker 4: The problem would be around me as I rub off

525
00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:03,960
Speaker 4: on people, and it's the parts of me that aren't

526
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:07,560
Speaker 4: that that are made annoying people Throughout my life, I've

527
00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:10,480
Speaker 4: said I've been doing this now I when I talk,

528
00:26:10,560 --> 00:26:13,000
Speaker 4: I spit because I'm around you, or when things I've

529
00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:13,560
Speaker 4: always done.

530
00:26:13,560 --> 00:26:14,000
Speaker 1: That's about it.

531
00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:16,080
Speaker 5: Oh I thought you met me and I got really embarrassed.

532
00:26:16,600 --> 00:26:17,399
Speaker 5: I'm a big spitter.

533
00:26:18,119 --> 00:26:22,840
Speaker 6: Oh I just rerediting my special oo Oh, let me talk.

534
00:26:24,160 --> 00:26:29,480
Speaker 6: Oh Canada, I tell you there's a very Morgan Mindy

535
00:26:29,560 --> 00:26:33,040
Speaker 6: show and did very tried very hard to do a

536
00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:38,600
Speaker 6: young Robin Williams impression, and it turns out I just

537
00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:40,600
Speaker 6: they actually said I wasn't hairy enough.

538
00:26:41,119 --> 00:26:43,960
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, and the guy that they hired looked exactly

539
00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:47,960
Speaker 4: like Robin Williams and did a very good impression of him,

540
00:26:47,960 --> 00:26:49,760
Speaker 4: but he wasn't like a comedian.

541
00:26:50,480 --> 00:26:54,320
Speaker 1: So I really still think they should have hired me. Anyway,

542
00:26:54,320 --> 00:26:57,159
Speaker 1: How long was this? This was a decade ago.

543
00:26:57,800 --> 00:27:02,199
Speaker 4: Yes, it's a made for TV Moran Mindy specific biopic

544
00:27:02,760 --> 00:27:06,879
Speaker 4: about Robin Williams and his transition into fame.

545
00:27:07,040 --> 00:27:11,119
Speaker 1: And is hair, Well, you had very hairy arms. I

546
00:27:11,160 --> 00:27:12,320
Speaker 1: don't have a lot of body here.

547
00:27:12,359 --> 00:27:14,280
Speaker 5: I'm not bragging, I mean, but what they're saying is

548
00:27:14,320 --> 00:27:16,520
Speaker 5: you could get extensions, but you're not willing to make

549
00:27:16,560 --> 00:27:18,040
Speaker 5: the sacrifice.

550
00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:18,639
Speaker 1: Right exactly.

551
00:27:19,160 --> 00:27:21,240
Speaker 4: You know I've always said, no one touches this skin,

552
00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:23,080
Speaker 4: certainly not the skin on my arms.

553
00:27:23,640 --> 00:27:26,080
Speaker 1: Wait? Can I sidebar you really quick? Oh? Please do?

554
00:27:26,320 --> 00:27:28,160
Speaker 1: Or were you trying to make a point separate from

555
00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:30,280
Speaker 1: Robin Wood? You know what, it probably wouldn't have gotten

556
00:27:30,320 --> 00:27:33,280
Speaker 1: back there. I was just going to say it just

557
00:27:33,280 --> 00:27:34,120
Speaker 1: for me to remember.

558
00:27:34,840 --> 00:27:36,960
Speaker 5: Last night we recorded at the studio and on my

559
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:40,720
Speaker 5: way home, I realized I didn't bring my normal glasses.

560
00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:42,879
Speaker 5: I only had my sunglasses. But it was nine o'clock

561
00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:46,920
Speaker 5: at night and my sunglasses are prescription. So I had

562
00:27:46,920 --> 00:27:49,439
Speaker 5: to drive home last night with my sunglasses on in

563
00:27:49,480 --> 00:27:49,960
Speaker 5: the dark.

564
00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:53,440
Speaker 1: And you couldn't fuck it hilarious? Did you have that

565
00:27:53,480 --> 00:27:54,680
Speaker 1: song in your head the whole time?

566
00:27:54,920 --> 00:27:57,639
Speaker 5: I mean a little bit too, a little bit, but

567
00:27:57,720 --> 00:28:01,639
Speaker 5: I really you look like such a dumb ass, Like

568
00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:03,720
Speaker 5: it looks like you think that looks good.

569
00:28:04,040 --> 00:28:05,480
Speaker 1: Right? Uh?

570
00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:08,679
Speaker 4: It does not bothers me when people have sunglasses on

571
00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:09,120
Speaker 4: at night.

572
00:28:09,320 --> 00:28:12,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, well it's stupid, like you don't need them, and

573
00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:15,679
Speaker 5: so clearly they're doing it for some weird reason, right.

574
00:28:15,680 --> 00:28:17,520
Speaker 1: Right, But you know what the other side of that

575
00:28:17,600 --> 00:28:23,600
Speaker 1: coin is don't missle Brown with the dog shit. I

576
00:28:23,640 --> 00:28:27,239
Speaker 1: don't know. This is part of it. It is that

577
00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:28,720
Speaker 1: one of the biggest parts of it.

578
00:28:28,880 --> 00:28:31,560
Speaker 4: I would say, Oh, I was going to say, we've

579
00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:32,800
Speaker 4: been editing my special.

580
00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:35,399
Speaker 1: I'm very excited about it. It looks good. But I

581
00:28:35,480 --> 00:28:37,800
Speaker 1: spit so much and it is well lit.

582
00:28:38,440 --> 00:28:41,200
Speaker 4: So much spit flies out of my mouth while I'm

583
00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:45,440
Speaker 4: doing comedy. That it's I'm thinking of naming it.

584
00:28:45,480 --> 00:28:49,840
Speaker 1: Hey, come spit with me. That's a really good idea.

585
00:28:50,120 --> 00:28:50,400
Speaker 6: Is like.

586
00:28:53,720 --> 00:28:57,560
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think of like a I want to

587
00:28:57,560 --> 00:29:00,840
Speaker 1: get it on this naming. Yes, I don't know what

588
00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:04,080
Speaker 1: to name my special. The spit roast. Oh you're not

589
00:29:04,120 --> 00:29:09,280
Speaker 1: a roast? Comment roast? Spit honest spit?

590
00:29:09,560 --> 00:29:13,320
Speaker 5: Could I could I bend your ear for a spittle?

591
00:29:14,680 --> 00:29:18,000
Speaker 1: No, that's terrible. We will.

592
00:29:18,360 --> 00:29:23,440
Speaker 4: We should spit all this spinballing, Yeah, spitballingballing, spitballing.

593
00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:25,920
Speaker 5: But it's spit b A W L I D like

594
00:29:25,960 --> 00:29:28,600
Speaker 5: you're crying because you're crying about how much you spit.

595
00:29:28,880 --> 00:29:31,920
Speaker 4: And there's a substantial amount of talking about crying in

596
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:32,560
Speaker 4: the special.

597
00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:35,840
Speaker 1: It's a perfect yes balling. It is fitballing. We've done it,

598
00:29:35,960 --> 00:29:38,560
Speaker 1: and it's done. I don't know what to call it.

599
00:29:39,920 --> 00:29:41,160
Speaker 1: That was the same with my album.

600
00:29:41,200 --> 00:29:43,960
Speaker 4: I just called it Fairbanks because I didn't know what

601
00:29:44,040 --> 00:29:44,880
Speaker 4: else to call it.

602
00:29:45,160 --> 00:29:47,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think not that important. I don't think so,

603
00:29:47,440 --> 00:29:50,120
Speaker 5: but I think it's funny. Like, please ignore how much

604
00:29:50,160 --> 00:29:52,280
Speaker 5: I spit as a title of a special.

605
00:29:52,320 --> 00:29:55,680
Speaker 1: Is hilarious? Oh maybe, okay, because then when people watch

606
00:29:55,720 --> 00:29:56,920
Speaker 1: it and see you spit, they laugh.

607
00:29:57,000 --> 00:30:01,640
Speaker 4: Additionally, Oh, you're right, I'm adding jokes by having easter eggs.

608
00:30:01,960 --> 00:30:05,880
Speaker 1: Oh, other people love it easter egg Okay. I'm driving

609
00:30:05,920 --> 00:30:08,880
Speaker 1: us up in here because I'm looking. We're going to

610
00:30:08,920 --> 00:30:12,280
Speaker 1: look at houses. Oh, we're after chopping for houses. Yeah,

611
00:30:12,520 --> 00:30:15,680
Speaker 1: I just I really like this area. Oh I do too.

612
00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:18,600
Speaker 5: Isn't it cool? I think George Clooney lives somewhere around here?

613
00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:22,520
Speaker 1: Oh? Is there anyone. He's one of my favorite celebrities.

614
00:30:22,680 --> 00:30:26,160
Speaker 1: He's the coolest. Yeah. I know that he's cool. I've

615
00:30:26,200 --> 00:30:30,320
Speaker 1: heard too many stories. Yeah, and he's fun, you mean, like.

616
00:30:30,480 --> 00:30:32,920
Speaker 4: And throughout his life, even since he is young and

617
00:30:33,040 --> 00:30:35,320
Speaker 4: on facts of life.

618
00:30:35,560 --> 00:30:37,480
Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you for Pete's sake. I know you

619
00:30:37,640 --> 00:30:38,280
Speaker 1: jump in there.

620
00:30:38,320 --> 00:30:42,120
Speaker 4: You knew he's always had these pet pigs and it's great.

621
00:30:42,480 --> 00:30:45,320
Speaker 4: There's a Google right now a picture of George Clooney

622
00:30:45,360 --> 00:30:48,720
Speaker 4: with a pig. You'll see pictures from the eighties, pictures

623
00:30:48,720 --> 00:30:49,400
Speaker 4: from the nineties.

624
00:30:49,480 --> 00:30:51,880
Speaker 1: He liked pigs before they were like hip.

625
00:30:51,800 --> 00:30:54,680
Speaker 4: Before pigs were awesome, which he has an Instagram account.

626
00:30:54,680 --> 00:30:59,280
Speaker 1: I enjoy. He was in the pigs early on. Yeah,

627
00:30:59,320 --> 00:31:01,560
Speaker 1: he's cool. He's a kermit of movies.

628
00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:10,880
Speaker 5: He's He's also somebody you know would be funded like

629
00:31:11,080 --> 00:31:15,000
Speaker 5: drink with if you were stuck somewhere good times, if

630
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:17,160
Speaker 5: there's a blizzard and we're all at his house.

631
00:31:17,320 --> 00:31:19,720
Speaker 1: If you someone that's been sober for a while.

632
00:31:19,800 --> 00:31:21,760
Speaker 4: If kloon Dog came up and said, Hey, do you

633
00:31:21,760 --> 00:31:25,160
Speaker 4: want a whiskey, Karen, would you just leap off the wagon.

634
00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:26,680
Speaker 1: Just I would never look back.

635
00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:30,360
Speaker 5: I would never I would I would cash in everything

636
00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:33,560
Speaker 5: I had. I would lose it all for one session

637
00:31:33,680 --> 00:31:37,320
Speaker 5: of drinking whiskey with fucking George Clooney. The only problem

638
00:31:37,360 --> 00:31:40,360
Speaker 5: is that I would behave so badly, you know what

639
00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:43,120
Speaker 5: I mean. The behavior would go off the rails.

640
00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:46,040
Speaker 1: Very quickly, Chelsea Handler woman behaving.

641
00:31:47,880 --> 00:31:50,440
Speaker 5: I'd be one of those booze moms everyone loves to

642
00:31:50,520 --> 00:31:51,880
Speaker 5: Instagram about I.

643
00:31:51,920 --> 00:31:55,920
Speaker 4: Like the reference short lived TV shows from years ago.

644
00:31:56,440 --> 00:31:59,720
Speaker 5: Was that a sitcom woman I don't know, Karras Aldanovitch

645
00:31:59,760 --> 00:32:01,400
Speaker 5: was on and she she's hilarious.

646
00:32:02,240 --> 00:32:02,760
Speaker 1: I love her.

647
00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:05,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, she's such a good stand up comic.

648
00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:08,920
Speaker 1: I like where we're at. Look at that farmhouse.

649
00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:12,240
Speaker 5: Do you like this weird freestanding chair that's in the

650
00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:13,160
Speaker 5: middle of the street.

651
00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:17,960
Speaker 4: Oh wow, that's from a minivan or something.

652
00:32:18,840 --> 00:32:23,280
Speaker 1: It's confronting us. Yeah, it's like, do not pass. I

653
00:32:23,320 --> 00:32:26,520
Speaker 1: don't like it. I don't like that conk. Do you

654
00:32:26,560 --> 00:32:30,920
Speaker 1: know George Clooney pii Oh okay, Well look at that doggie?

655
00:32:31,840 --> 00:32:35,120
Speaker 1: Can you see through the fence? Maybe it's no, you're

656
00:32:35,160 --> 00:32:38,600
Speaker 1: saying a dog that I can't see. Is anyone else

657
00:32:38,600 --> 00:32:42,760
Speaker 1: seeing the dog? This is a cool pretty we did

658
00:32:42,880 --> 00:32:43,400
Speaker 1: this pass.

659
00:32:43,760 --> 00:32:49,800
Speaker 4: I've always been into well groomed, well shaped hedges, especially

660
00:32:49,840 --> 00:32:51,840
Speaker 4: the ones that dairy queen that look like a soft

661
00:32:51,880 --> 00:32:56,080
Speaker 4: served cone. But these little these I remember we were

662
00:32:56,080 --> 00:32:58,480
Speaker 4: at my grandma's house and my friend came with me.

663
00:32:58,560 --> 00:33:01,000
Speaker 4: We were in like sixth grade, and their hedges were

664
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:06,120
Speaker 4: always like perfect right angled, perfectly cut, full hedges, like

665
00:33:06,240 --> 00:33:10,480
Speaker 4: so perfect that they're like the branches are like an

666
00:33:10,480 --> 00:33:13,280
Speaker 4: inch thick, but they're you know, they've just been cut

667
00:33:13,320 --> 00:33:17,280
Speaker 4: for years. And my friend put his elbow up on

668
00:33:17,360 --> 00:33:19,520
Speaker 4: it and rested it on there as he was talking

669
00:33:19,520 --> 00:33:23,720
Speaker 4: to my grandpa as a joke, but my grandma didn't laugh,

670
00:33:23,760 --> 00:33:27,240
Speaker 4: and he just kept it there. And I'll never forget that.

671
00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:29,200
Speaker 4: I was like, that was some good comedy. That was

672
00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:31,240
Speaker 4: a sixth grade friend. I'll show him and all to

673
00:33:31,320 --> 00:33:32,320
Speaker 4: end up doing comedy.

674
00:33:32,840 --> 00:33:35,120
Speaker 1: That's where do you think you got the bug bitten?

675
00:33:35,200 --> 00:33:37,880
Speaker 1: Right there? That hetch moment right there? They called it

676
00:33:37,960 --> 00:33:40,800
Speaker 1: a hedging moment. Oh, yes, yes, they always have, They

677
00:33:40,840 --> 00:33:43,880
Speaker 1: always in comedy. When was your hedge moment in comedy?

678
00:33:43,960 --> 00:33:47,640
Speaker 5: I guess when I stood on the bench in sixth

679
00:33:47,640 --> 00:33:50,560
Speaker 5: grade at lunchtime at my new school and did an

680
00:33:50,600 --> 00:33:54,440
Speaker 5: impression speaking of the facts of life of Jerry Blair's

681
00:33:54,440 --> 00:33:57,920
Speaker 5: cousin Jerry, who had cerebral palsy, and I did an

682
00:33:57,920 --> 00:34:00,520
Speaker 5: impression of Jerry for everyone on it, in.

683
00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:03,280
Speaker 1: Which now you know would be bad. I kind of

684
00:34:03,360 --> 00:34:04,440
Speaker 1: knew it was bad at the time.

685
00:34:04,600 --> 00:34:07,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, but the problem was my impression was dead

686
00:34:07,680 --> 00:34:11,120
Speaker 5: fucking on right. So a group of children gathered around

687
00:34:11,640 --> 00:34:14,040
Speaker 5: because it was such a good impression to watch me.

688
00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:17,240
Speaker 5: But the playground monitor, of course, she didn't get the reference.

689
00:34:17,360 --> 00:34:18,839
Speaker 1: She just thought I was making fun of.

690
00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:23,800
Speaker 5: A handicapped Oh no, Yeah, I went to the principal's office.

691
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:24,160
Speaker 1: Yep.

692
00:34:24,480 --> 00:34:27,120
Speaker 5: And that's when I thought to myself, Yes, this is

693
00:34:27,160 --> 00:34:29,200
Speaker 5: what I'm about.

694
00:34:29,600 --> 00:34:32,160
Speaker 4: It's I am. I will defend you right now. I

695
00:34:32,200 --> 00:34:34,920
Speaker 4: will defend young you. Well, I think you're a kid.

696
00:34:35,360 --> 00:34:37,880
Speaker 4: You do whatever you can to make other kids laugh. Yes,

697
00:34:38,040 --> 00:34:41,400
Speaker 4: and it's oftentimes it's at the expense of others. Oftentimes

698
00:34:41,440 --> 00:34:43,000
Speaker 4: that's called bullying.

699
00:34:43,560 --> 00:34:46,960
Speaker 1: But if the person isn't there, right, is it bullying?

700
00:34:47,040 --> 00:34:51,360
Speaker 1: Who's being stopped? Sign? Yeah? How's your stop sign working out? Yeah?

701
00:34:51,680 --> 00:34:54,719
Speaker 4: Friend, I knew he wanted to ignore it. This is

702
00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:58,040
Speaker 4: a nice area. Which place are you going to buy, Karen?

703
00:34:58,360 --> 00:35:00,719
Speaker 1: No, I don't know. I would like a hill in

704
00:35:00,760 --> 00:35:03,040
Speaker 1: the backyard. What about that one? You should live there?

705
00:35:03,120 --> 00:35:07,879
Speaker 1: That's a nice ranch style home. I don't know.

706
00:35:08,040 --> 00:35:11,000
Speaker 5: I just think it's cool because I didn't realize there

707
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:15,000
Speaker 5: were these little, tucked away neighborhoods. Yeah, up here. The

708
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:20,000
Speaker 5: only problem is now we're getting back toward h not

709
00:35:20,080 --> 00:35:24,279
Speaker 5: to Studio City, but we're getting back too far. This

710
00:35:24,360 --> 00:35:26,480
Speaker 5: way because I think I want to live back that

711
00:35:26,560 --> 00:35:29,880
Speaker 5: way more. But see how many houses are for sale.

712
00:35:29,800 --> 00:35:33,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, lots of them. It's they are cool and they're

713
00:35:33,520 --> 00:35:37,080
Speaker 1: all a little different. Yeah, I just want a pool,

714
00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:41,439
Speaker 1: that's all. Oh yeah, but wait, don't you really how

715
00:35:41,480 --> 00:35:43,799
Speaker 1: often you use the pool? Do you have? Oh my god?

716
00:35:43,920 --> 00:35:46,600
Speaker 1: It's not about how often I use it, which certainly isn't.

717
00:35:46,680 --> 00:35:49,120
Speaker 1: It's when I use it? Do I use it to

718
00:35:49,160 --> 00:35:50,440
Speaker 1: its fullest capacity?

719
00:35:50,520 --> 00:35:50,680
Speaker 5: Oh?

720
00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:55,000
Speaker 1: Right? Okay, And the answer is I sure the fuck do? Yeah?

721
00:35:55,239 --> 00:35:58,880
Speaker 4: You swim around the edge, touching every single tile twice.

722
00:35:59,760 --> 00:36:04,040
Speaker 5: I make my own whirlpool, and I will whirlpool myself.

723
00:36:04,320 --> 00:36:06,520
Speaker 4: You hand, you put an arcle on a mask, and

724
00:36:06,600 --> 00:36:08,760
Speaker 4: you hand pick up all the leaves at the bottom.

725
00:36:08,920 --> 00:36:12,680
Speaker 1: Yes, that's my favorite activity. Actually, I have been really

726
00:36:12,680 --> 00:36:17,040
Speaker 1: getting into lately. Lackload's good. Oh wow. Oh we take

727
00:36:17,040 --> 00:36:19,879
Speaker 1: a picture of that sign for me? Thank you? Yeah.

728
00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:22,520
Speaker 1: I also have seen a picture on some other signs.

729
00:36:22,640 --> 00:36:26,480
Speaker 1: She might que you into some other area houses. Yeah,

730
00:36:26,560 --> 00:36:30,760
Speaker 1: that one is clearly there's people thank you too. There's

731
00:36:30,800 --> 00:36:33,760
Speaker 1: there's a there's certain real estate people.

732
00:36:34,600 --> 00:36:37,120
Speaker 4: I almost apologize to a stick that you drove over

733
00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:41,080
Speaker 4: like it was like it was stepping on someone's foot.

734
00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:44,680
Speaker 5: Our apologies, our apologies. We certainly don't want to be

735
00:36:45,440 --> 00:36:50,560
Speaker 5: stepping on any stick toes. There's another Oh that's for lease. No,

736
00:36:50,680 --> 00:36:54,240
Speaker 5: I'm not going to lease no house. That's a waste.

737
00:36:54,520 --> 00:36:58,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's man that people say leasing is wrong, it's

738
00:36:58,520 --> 00:36:59,600
Speaker 1: against the environment.

739
00:37:00,360 --> 00:37:03,320
Speaker 4: So I'm probably gonna if I ever do on purpose,

740
00:37:03,400 --> 00:37:04,240
Speaker 4: get a new phone.

741
00:37:05,680 --> 00:37:08,080
Speaker 1: That's how I end up doing it that you actually use.

742
00:37:08,320 --> 00:37:12,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, that actually ends up being activated by me.

743
00:37:13,880 --> 00:37:15,000
Speaker 1: No, just get that.

744
00:37:14,920 --> 00:37:19,160
Speaker 5: Plot of land, yeah, and literally run up that hill constantly.

745
00:37:19,680 --> 00:37:24,959
Speaker 1: I mean there's some nice trees up there. It is beautiful. Man.

746
00:37:25,520 --> 00:37:27,839
Speaker 1: I kind of want to go camping. Is anyone with

747
00:37:27,840 --> 00:37:29,080
Speaker 1: me on that? You know?

748
00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:31,279
Speaker 5: Where I would want to go that I don't think

749
00:37:31,320 --> 00:37:33,040
Speaker 5: I've been to as far as I can tell.

750
00:37:33,600 --> 00:37:38,240
Speaker 1: Is this? Is it the Sequoias? The one that's basically kind.

751
00:37:38,120 --> 00:37:39,880
Speaker 5: Of like up toward on the way to Mammoth but

752
00:37:39,960 --> 00:37:41,840
Speaker 5: it's a little further east.

753
00:37:42,280 --> 00:37:45,600
Speaker 4: Wow, I mean there are those kind of trees. It

754
00:37:45,640 --> 00:37:49,640
Speaker 4: has to be Sequoia National Park. Yeah, yeah, I think

755
00:37:49,680 --> 00:37:52,640
Speaker 4: that's what I'm thinking of. Sure, it's kind of Yosemite ish.

756
00:37:52,840 --> 00:37:56,080
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, I want to see that it's all it's

757
00:37:56,120 --> 00:37:56,760
Speaker 1: worth seeing.

758
00:37:56,880 --> 00:38:01,680
Speaker 4: It's there's so many beautiful places around southern California and

759
00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:05,480
Speaker 4: close to Los Angeles that we just are so worried

760
00:38:05,480 --> 00:38:08,839
Speaker 4: about auditioning for cat food commercials that we don't go no.

761
00:38:08,920 --> 00:38:10,359
Speaker 1: And look at them. And I want to start.

762
00:38:10,440 --> 00:38:13,000
Speaker 4: I want to buy a tent, and I want to

763
00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:15,280
Speaker 4: get a backpack, and I want to get.

764
00:38:15,200 --> 00:38:18,439
Speaker 1: Mulled by a bear. I don't want downhill. I've done

765
00:38:18,480 --> 00:38:22,360
Speaker 1: a lot of camping. This could be your punk rock neighbor.

766
00:38:23,920 --> 00:38:25,680
Speaker 5: I'm going to tell her how much we have in common.

767
00:38:26,640 --> 00:38:34,160
Speaker 5: Do you like Susie and the Bantis too? Susie, I

768
00:38:34,280 --> 00:38:35,920
Speaker 5: just don't ever want to camp again. But I do

769
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:38,920
Speaker 5: want to be in nature and then retreat to a

770
00:38:38,920 --> 00:38:39,800
Speaker 5: gorgeous hotel.

771
00:38:40,080 --> 00:38:42,800
Speaker 1: Right, that's the kind of asshole I am. Yeah.

772
00:38:42,920 --> 00:38:47,640
Speaker 4: I think I like the sleeping looking at stars thing.

773
00:38:47,680 --> 00:38:49,440
Speaker 1: I think I'm into that, but I do want to

774
00:38:49,480 --> 00:38:50,200
Speaker 1: be warm.

775
00:38:50,640 --> 00:38:52,680
Speaker 5: You can't look at stars when you're asleep, and I'm

776
00:38:52,719 --> 00:38:53,759
Speaker 5: sorry to argue with you.

777
00:38:54,239 --> 00:38:56,839
Speaker 1: I have to call you on your bullshit. Here's what

778
00:38:56,880 --> 00:38:58,200
Speaker 1: I do. I rub my eyes.

779
00:38:58,239 --> 00:39:00,440
Speaker 4: Really, You're not supposed to do it, but rub eyes

780
00:39:00,520 --> 00:39:03,560
Speaker 4: really intensely and for a minute.

781
00:39:03,840 --> 00:39:06,480
Speaker 1: Even with them closed, you will see stars. You make

782
00:39:06,520 --> 00:39:07,840
Speaker 1: your own stars, or you can have.

783
00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:10,000
Speaker 4: A cartoon character hit you on the head with some

784
00:39:10,160 --> 00:39:11,720
Speaker 4: object and then you'll see stars.

785
00:39:11,760 --> 00:39:14,239
Speaker 5: I mean, hopefully an oversize mallet. If you're going to

786
00:39:14,320 --> 00:39:16,200
Speaker 5: be authentic to the.

787
00:39:18,800 --> 00:39:24,359
Speaker 1: Oh god, damn it. These are beautiful homes. I want

788
00:39:24,360 --> 00:39:26,480
Speaker 1: to be a part of this community. I do too.

789
00:39:27,400 --> 00:39:30,359
Speaker 4: There's all these like eat that home looks like it's

790
00:39:30,360 --> 00:39:31,880
Speaker 4: somewhere in Astoria, Oregon.

791
00:39:32,080 --> 00:39:39,000
Speaker 1: Yes, like all green, lush. What is that a fern? Oh? Man,

792
00:39:39,120 --> 00:39:41,920
Speaker 1: that's one? Oh what are we in the outskirts of Chicago?

793
00:39:42,120 --> 00:39:46,000
Speaker 5: I know right, it's every style because Los Angeles is

794
00:39:46,040 --> 00:39:48,160
Speaker 5: just a bunch of people who are transplants from over

795
00:39:48,160 --> 00:39:48,680
Speaker 5: their places.

796
00:39:48,719 --> 00:39:51,920
Speaker 1: Look at this the the wrong side of the tracks, Idaho.

797
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:54,879
Speaker 5: It's like, yeah, that looks like country Pedaluma where it's

798
00:39:54,920 --> 00:39:57,200
Speaker 5: like we don't have to mow our front its yard

799
00:39:57,200 --> 00:39:58,000
Speaker 5: if we don't want to.

800
00:39:58,120 --> 00:40:02,400
Speaker 4: It's almost like every house, every family in these houses

801
00:40:02,560 --> 00:40:05,160
Speaker 4: is trying to look like they're from a different area.

802
00:40:05,719 --> 00:40:09,680
Speaker 4: That was a very That whole neighborhood was like inconsistent

803
00:40:09,760 --> 00:40:10,839
Speaker 4: in a really cool way.

804
00:40:11,040 --> 00:40:12,960
Speaker 1: Imagine it during Halloween.

805
00:40:13,440 --> 00:40:20,920
Speaker 4: Oh I can't stop thinking, Oh, decorate all those.

806
00:40:20,719 --> 00:40:23,680
Speaker 1: Homes for Halloween. Okay, I'm going to show you a

807
00:40:23,680 --> 00:40:25,680
Speaker 1: house that I've actually looked on the inside of.

808
00:40:25,880 --> 00:40:29,800
Speaker 4: We really are doing this, yeah, okay, I'll help you decide.

809
00:40:29,880 --> 00:40:30,880
Speaker 1: Okay, very exciting.

810
00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:33,239
Speaker 5: It's all they're all too expensive, and it's all very

811
00:40:33,320 --> 00:40:37,440
Speaker 5: like this seems like a bad idea, but I just

812
00:40:37,440 --> 00:40:40,000
Speaker 5: think I need to do it at the same time.

813
00:40:40,320 --> 00:40:44,000
Speaker 4: Yes, you know, you know how it is good help

814
00:40:44,080 --> 00:40:49,080
Speaker 4: with wallpapering, painting, any of that electrician stuff you're really

815
00:40:49,120 --> 00:40:51,880
Speaker 4: good at. I've been postponing all of it so I

816
00:40:51,920 --> 00:40:54,759
Speaker 4: can go to your house, get it started and leave

817
00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:59,160
Speaker 4: most of the items okay, and unused glue just on

818
00:40:59,200 --> 00:41:00,840
Speaker 4: the floor, and then you walk around that.

819
00:41:01,080 --> 00:41:01,440
Speaker 1: Okay.

820
00:41:01,920 --> 00:41:04,200
Speaker 5: So basically you're kind of a starter for when I

821
00:41:04,280 --> 00:41:05,640
Speaker 5: hire the real person.

822
00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:08,479
Speaker 1: I need help. Okay. Well, I'm saying, all right, so.

823
00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:10,640
Speaker 4: When you hire a real person, send them over my way,

824
00:41:10,680 --> 00:41:13,000
Speaker 4: because I probably still won't have done it.

825
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:16,840
Speaker 1: It's you mean, you need help for yourself, but you

826
00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:18,400
Speaker 1: come first. What's fun.

827
00:41:20,120 --> 00:41:21,960
Speaker 5: It would be funny to hire a person and like

828
00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:24,560
Speaker 5: on their card it said like they're a handyman, but

829
00:41:24,560 --> 00:41:27,720
Speaker 5: it just says I need help, Like, I'm not gonna

830
00:41:27,760 --> 00:41:30,799
Speaker 5: I can't do this. It's too much already, and then

831
00:41:30,840 --> 00:41:32,319
Speaker 5: you still hire them anyway.

832
00:41:33,040 --> 00:41:37,240
Speaker 4: I look, I'm still just two hands. I'm not a magician.

833
00:41:37,600 --> 00:41:39,759
Speaker 4: I'm a handyman. Hey, that's what says on the card.

834
00:41:40,280 --> 00:41:44,400
Speaker 5: And then there's a guy with really big hands.

835
00:41:44,680 --> 00:41:47,839
Speaker 1: I have been youtub you can pretty much.

836
00:41:47,920 --> 00:41:51,720
Speaker 4: It's pretty interesting how you can YouTube anything and someone

837
00:41:51,760 --> 00:41:53,480
Speaker 4: will have made a how to video.

838
00:41:53,760 --> 00:41:55,160
Speaker 1: Yes, that's true.

839
00:41:55,400 --> 00:41:58,480
Speaker 5: I actually looked up and Stephen knows this because we

840
00:41:58,560 --> 00:42:03,640
Speaker 5: had a coffee maker in the exactly right studio that

841
00:42:03,680 --> 00:42:05,880
Speaker 5: we ordered the Ninja and we only had it for

842
00:42:05,920 --> 00:42:09,840
Speaker 5: a month and it started doing this weird thing, basically

843
00:42:09,880 --> 00:42:13,240
Speaker 5: just shutting itself off. And I watched a YouTube video

844
00:42:14,760 --> 00:42:19,760
Speaker 5: literally the exact problem. Like it took one Google search

845
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:22,520
Speaker 5: right to find a guy who'd made a video about

846
00:42:22,600 --> 00:42:25,160
Speaker 5: how to fixture ninja. If this thing is happening, right,

847
00:42:25,480 --> 00:42:26,560
Speaker 5: it's crazy, right.

848
00:42:26,680 --> 00:42:30,160
Speaker 4: I found the how to install a lamp video was

849
00:42:30,280 --> 00:42:33,440
Speaker 4: my actual lamp that I thought, but it's just like

850
00:42:33,560 --> 00:42:37,160
Speaker 4: not how to install it into a nineteen thirties home.

851
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:40,640
Speaker 1: With crumbly wires. This house, this is a beautiful house.

852
00:42:41,239 --> 00:42:44,480
Speaker 1: This is the one I looked at. It's perfect. I

853
00:42:44,520 --> 00:42:45,160
Speaker 1: love it.

854
00:42:44,800 --> 00:42:49,000
Speaker 5: It's a little too expensive, yeah, but it's big and

855
00:42:49,040 --> 00:42:52,600
Speaker 5: fancy and it has the most beautiful pool in backyard.

856
00:42:53,120 --> 00:42:53,920
Speaker 1: It's like a dream.

857
00:42:54,239 --> 00:42:56,279
Speaker 5: But I thought, we looked at it. This is the

858
00:42:56,280 --> 00:42:58,720
Speaker 5: first house I looked at and I was like, it's perfect.

859
00:42:58,800 --> 00:43:02,160
Speaker 1: I just want to get it. Don't do that, don't

860
00:43:02,200 --> 00:43:03,239
Speaker 1: be that way about it.

861
00:43:03,480 --> 00:43:05,600
Speaker 5: So I've looked at other places, but this is kind

862
00:43:05,600 --> 00:43:07,319
Speaker 5: of my like, this is the one to beat.

863
00:43:07,560 --> 00:43:11,080
Speaker 1: It is beautiful. I like that modern looking door, isn't

864
00:43:11,080 --> 00:43:11,520
Speaker 1: that cool?

865
00:43:13,120 --> 00:43:18,280
Speaker 4: All I'm a big I'm a big modern furniture person.

866
00:43:18,680 --> 00:43:21,399
Speaker 1: Like the furniture you can get an article, yes, kind

867
00:43:21,400 --> 00:43:24,560
Speaker 1: of like a mid century feeling. Yeah, there's nothing better.

868
00:43:24,680 --> 00:43:27,000
Speaker 4: And then when you've got other stuff like a rustic

869
00:43:27,719 --> 00:43:30,520
Speaker 4: whiskey drink and leather chair, you gotta get rid of

870
00:43:30,560 --> 00:43:33,399
Speaker 4: it all of a sudden it's all modern or go

871
00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:34,879
Speaker 4: home or stay home.

872
00:43:35,080 --> 00:43:38,759
Speaker 5: Or you can keep like a leather whiskey drinking chair

873
00:43:38,880 --> 00:43:42,759
Speaker 5: as a singular piece and feature it and focus it.

874
00:43:42,960 --> 00:43:44,520
Speaker 1: I guess so I can.

875
00:43:44,800 --> 00:43:46,600
Speaker 4: I got to have a corner of the room that's like,

876
00:43:46,640 --> 00:43:48,600
Speaker 4: here's my whiskey foxtrot.

877
00:43:48,680 --> 00:43:50,240
Speaker 1: Can't wait, ska Cavalier corner.

878
00:43:51,560 --> 00:43:53,520
Speaker 5: Can I just say though, that one of the reasons

879
00:43:53,520 --> 00:43:56,160
Speaker 5: that I was thinking that that house wouldn't be good

880
00:43:56,160 --> 00:43:58,279
Speaker 5: to buy is because it would be so busy and

881
00:43:58,320 --> 00:44:00,439
Speaker 5: noisy during commute.

882
00:44:01,040 --> 00:44:03,719
Speaker 1: And it's not. We're on the street right now, it's

883
00:44:03,760 --> 00:44:06,879
Speaker 1: not busy in the least. That's a nice al Camino. Yeah,

884
00:44:06,920 --> 00:44:08,120
Speaker 1: there's some good ship around here.

885
00:44:08,200 --> 00:44:08,319
Speaker 5: Right.

886
00:44:08,360 --> 00:44:11,760
Speaker 4: When my grandpa was sick towards the end of his life,

887
00:44:12,320 --> 00:44:15,719
Speaker 4: he bought a El Camino that was all black and

888
00:44:15,760 --> 00:44:18,719
Speaker 4: I believe it said ghost Rider.

889
00:44:19,960 --> 00:44:21,040
Speaker 1: There on the side of the car.

890
00:44:21,160 --> 00:44:22,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, and I can I don't know if there's a

891
00:44:22,960 --> 00:44:25,279
Speaker 4: grim reaper or anything off of this was a new

892
00:44:26,080 --> 00:44:29,840
Speaker 4: hot rod pickup truck car, like you know, an old Camino.

893
00:44:30,160 --> 00:44:33,239
Speaker 1: Shit. And I rode in and once my dad was

894
00:44:33,320 --> 00:44:35,080
Speaker 1: driving and we it's rear wheel drive.

895
00:44:35,120 --> 00:44:38,080
Speaker 4: We hit a patch ice did about four three sixties

896
00:44:38,719 --> 00:44:43,360
Speaker 4: on a freeway in the winter, but we were okay, okay,

897
00:44:43,480 --> 00:44:48,440
Speaker 4: it was okay, good, Yeah, And it was so you know, it's.

898
00:44:48,640 --> 00:44:54,120
Speaker 1: People, you know, it's it's just how how life is well.

899
00:44:54,160 --> 00:44:57,600
Speaker 5: And also luckily it wasn't like your grandpa's lifelong El Camino.

900
00:44:57,640 --> 00:44:59,480
Speaker 1: It was just like, oh, I got this because it's

901
00:44:59,520 --> 00:45:00,400
Speaker 1: a fun Yeah.

902
00:45:00,520 --> 00:45:03,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it's just and you know, when you're a kid,

903
00:45:03,560 --> 00:45:05,000
Speaker 4: you remember things differently.

904
00:45:05,080 --> 00:45:07,320
Speaker 1: Maybe it was a year before he passed.

905
00:45:07,360 --> 00:45:09,799
Speaker 4: I don't know, Man, that car it makes me want

906
00:45:09,840 --> 00:45:13,200
Speaker 4: to get a black Alchemino and put ghost Rider on

907
00:45:13,280 --> 00:45:13,720
Speaker 4: the side.

908
00:45:13,760 --> 00:45:15,839
Speaker 1: Yeah. It's kind of the coolest thing I've ever heard,

909
00:45:16,400 --> 00:45:18,799
Speaker 1: the coolest thing for a grandpa. I it was a

910
00:45:18,800 --> 00:45:21,160
Speaker 1: cool grandpa. He sounds like it. Did he wear like

911
00:45:21,200 --> 00:45:25,319
Speaker 1: Ben Davis pants and stuff? Oh? Sure, cock driver? Yeah, yeah,

912
00:45:25,360 --> 00:45:27,160
Speaker 1: it's all you know, he's a tough guy.

913
00:45:27,320 --> 00:45:31,240
Speaker 5: Sure yeahs folded flannel shirts folded at the elbow.

914
00:45:32,080 --> 00:45:35,359
Speaker 1: Sure, yeah, I know, I know it is. He never

915
00:45:35,440 --> 00:45:38,239
Speaker 1: covered up those forearms. Why would he know?

916
00:45:38,760 --> 00:45:42,080
Speaker 4: That's a lot of people roll up their sleeves right

917
00:45:42,120 --> 00:45:43,280
Speaker 4: before they do a task.

918
00:45:43,320 --> 00:45:46,040
Speaker 1: What if you're always doing tasks, you just don't need

919
00:45:46,080 --> 00:45:50,040
Speaker 1: some Yeah no, that's why he wore everything sleeveless. Oh

920
00:45:50,040 --> 00:45:51,040
Speaker 1: I don't want to go back down.

921
00:45:51,600 --> 00:45:56,160
Speaker 5: Oh moholland get away. I can't believe how not busy

922
00:45:56,200 --> 00:45:59,440
Speaker 5: this area is. I thought it was going to be crazy.

923
00:46:00,280 --> 00:46:02,240
Speaker 1: I mean we are in this is kind of rush

924
00:46:02,239 --> 00:46:06,000
Speaker 1: hour time. Yeah it is. And it's okay, Well then

925
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:07,480
Speaker 1: I'm gonna buy that a house beautiful.

926
00:46:07,560 --> 00:46:11,319
Speaker 4: I got pretty you have my permission to get it.

927
00:46:11,440 --> 00:46:13,759
Speaker 4: You really, Yes, it's gorgeous.

928
00:46:13,840 --> 00:46:15,160
Speaker 1: It's a pretty great house.

929
00:46:15,239 --> 00:46:16,960
Speaker 5: And it has that thing that I love, which is

930
00:46:17,920 --> 00:46:19,880
Speaker 5: the wall that faces the backyard where the pool is.

931
00:46:19,960 --> 00:46:22,799
Speaker 5: It's just it's just sliding glass doors so you can

932
00:46:22,840 --> 00:46:24,840
Speaker 5: have like the entire back of the house open.

933
00:46:25,360 --> 00:46:25,720
Speaker 1: Yeah.

934
00:46:25,760 --> 00:46:28,600
Speaker 4: Wow, that's like that's like in every in every movie.

935
00:46:28,640 --> 00:46:29,840
Speaker 4: That's what drug dealers have.

936
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:32,920
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's what I, as a drug dealer want. Yeah,

937
00:46:33,600 --> 00:46:35,680
Speaker 5: I can deal my drugs better right there on the corner.

938
00:46:35,920 --> 00:46:40,840
Speaker 1: Karen Doby SAMs. We're recording no woops. So what was

939
00:46:40,880 --> 00:46:45,799
Speaker 1: it like in Denver? The show was fun? Oh? Our

940
00:46:45,880 --> 00:46:49,719
Speaker 1: Denver show was majestic, was it? Yeah? Those audiences are

941
00:46:49,800 --> 00:46:52,600
Speaker 1: so good they Denver specifically, Denver specifically.

942
00:46:52,800 --> 00:46:56,640
Speaker 5: Yeah, they know they love comedy, They support comedy, they

943
00:46:56,800 --> 00:46:57,759
Speaker 5: watch it all the time.

944
00:46:57,880 --> 00:47:00,560
Speaker 1: They have great taste. I don't know an other town

945
00:47:00,640 --> 00:47:03,280
Speaker 1: that has more of a supportive scene.

946
00:47:03,680 --> 00:47:07,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, they're the new Portland's Portland was the new San Francisco.

947
00:47:08,400 --> 00:47:11,600
Speaker 5: It's all super cool and and I got like, right

948
00:47:11,600 --> 00:47:14,840
Speaker 5: before the show started, I got a little nervous because

949
00:47:14,880 --> 00:47:16,960
Speaker 5: and I know I've told you this story before, but

950
00:47:17,040 --> 00:47:19,880
Speaker 5: when I first started doing stand up, like very first

951
00:47:20,239 --> 00:47:24,200
Speaker 5: after working in TV for five years and then leaving

952
00:47:24,320 --> 00:47:27,480
Speaker 5: and then going and doing stand up again, the first

953
00:47:27,480 --> 00:47:29,560
Speaker 5: thing I did was Greg Barrett had me middle for

954
00:47:29,640 --> 00:47:33,040
Speaker 5: him at the Irvine improv, which I was terrible, but

955
00:47:33,040 --> 00:47:33,920
Speaker 5: but I was back.

956
00:47:33,760 --> 00:47:34,360
Speaker 1: On my feet.

957
00:47:34,440 --> 00:47:38,640
Speaker 4: I remember this time period because I was his middle often.

958
00:47:38,920 --> 00:47:41,279
Speaker 1: Oh I see, yeah, I hear what you're saying. Yeah,

959
00:47:41,280 --> 00:47:44,200
Speaker 1: you totally took a and I was depending on it

960
00:47:44,280 --> 00:47:47,680
Speaker 1: that week. Well, I needed to go and eat it,

961
00:47:48,920 --> 00:47:49,479
Speaker 1: and I did.

962
00:47:49,920 --> 00:47:52,920
Speaker 5: But then I got my agent called and said, do

963
00:47:52,960 --> 00:47:54,800
Speaker 5: you want to open for the Flight of the Concords

964
00:47:54,880 --> 00:47:57,319
Speaker 5: in Denver? It's a one nighter and you have to

965
00:47:57,320 --> 00:48:00,720
Speaker 5: fly yourself out, And I was like absolutely, because I

966
00:48:00,760 --> 00:48:01,200
Speaker 5: love the.

967
00:48:01,120 --> 00:48:04,000
Speaker 1: Flight of the Conquerords of any normal person. Sure.

968
00:48:04,480 --> 00:48:08,279
Speaker 5: Well, one of the things I forgot to specify to

969
00:48:08,600 --> 00:48:11,000
Speaker 5: the people, because of course, the Flight of the Conquers

970
00:48:11,080 --> 00:48:14,680
Speaker 5: are a music act, and so they have their here's

971
00:48:14,680 --> 00:48:15,799
Speaker 5: your future house.

972
00:48:15,560 --> 00:48:20,040
Speaker 1: There it is ding ding ding ding ding ding. That's beautiful, boy,

973
00:48:20,200 --> 00:48:22,520
Speaker 1: love it. I'll never live somewhere like that. You don't

974
00:48:22,520 --> 00:48:25,160
Speaker 1: know that do not say it. We'll see you don't

975
00:48:25,160 --> 00:48:28,600
Speaker 1: say it, you envision it. No, I'm you know my routine.

976
00:48:28,880 --> 00:48:31,040
Speaker 4: If I say that it's not going to happen, what

977
00:48:31,080 --> 00:48:33,200
Speaker 4: are the chances of it actually not happened?

978
00:48:35,160 --> 00:48:35,600
Speaker 1: You shoot?

979
00:48:37,560 --> 00:48:40,000
Speaker 4: You can't shoot something down, shut it out of your life,

980
00:48:40,040 --> 00:48:41,680
Speaker 4: and then also have it not happen.

981
00:48:41,760 --> 00:48:46,480
Speaker 1: That's just two coincidences. Yeah, it's two coincidences.

982
00:48:46,680 --> 00:48:51,040
Speaker 4: Oh, I'll never have a Topaz Ferrari. Hey, hey, look

983
00:48:51,280 --> 00:48:54,040
Speaker 4: what are That's such a specific car. I'll probably have one.

984
00:48:54,080 --> 00:48:55,600
Speaker 1: Now you know it's inevitable.

985
00:48:55,880 --> 00:48:58,959
Speaker 4: No one breaks into my car as I park it here.

986
00:48:59,400 --> 00:49:02,239
Speaker 4: Now they're going to break in, right, you know what

987
00:49:02,280 --> 00:49:02,760
Speaker 4: I'm saying.

988
00:49:02,920 --> 00:49:04,799
Speaker 1: I think so a lot of people are like, don't

989
00:49:04,800 --> 00:49:07,319
Speaker 1: put that in the universe. I'm saying, and you're saying,

990
00:49:07,400 --> 00:49:12,279
Speaker 1: put it in and challenge the US, challenge the universe. Okay, Well, my.

991
00:49:13,760 --> 00:49:17,520
Speaker 5: End of that anecdote is I didn't specify for them

992
00:49:17,560 --> 00:49:20,160
Speaker 5: to not wrap the mic cord around the mic stand

993
00:49:20,239 --> 00:49:24,040
Speaker 5: fifty times like they do for musicians. Oh right, So

994
00:49:24,080 --> 00:49:26,040
Speaker 5: when I went out, I couldn't take the mic off

995
00:49:26,040 --> 00:49:28,759
Speaker 5: the mic stand, so I just had to stand there.

996
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:31,680
Speaker 5: And then so I couldn't kind of get anything going

997
00:49:32,520 --> 00:49:35,439
Speaker 5: or like be myself because I was now this weird

998
00:49:35,600 --> 00:49:38,920
Speaker 5: stand in one spot comic, which is very bad.

999
00:49:39,160 --> 00:49:39,399
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1000
00:49:39,440 --> 00:49:41,520
Speaker 4: The first thing you have to fumble with. It takes

1001
00:49:41,560 --> 00:49:44,799
Speaker 4: away all your power. Oh the chord's going through the thing. Yeah,

1002
00:49:44,920 --> 00:49:48,000
Speaker 4: people are watching you do it. You haven't said anything yet. Yeah,

1003
00:49:48,120 --> 00:49:51,480
Speaker 4: during my special no mic stand my cordless mic on

1004
00:49:51,520 --> 00:49:51,920
Speaker 4: a bench.

1005
00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:54,360
Speaker 5: Yeah, right, because you don't want to it's it's weird,

1006
00:49:54,440 --> 00:49:57,440
Speaker 5: dumb business, not a park bench.

1007
00:49:58,080 --> 00:50:02,879
Speaker 1: The background is great. It's a gorky par like period park. Yeah,

1008
00:50:02,920 --> 00:50:05,080
Speaker 1: that's nice. Yeah, it's beautiful. An old man in the

1009
00:50:05,120 --> 00:50:09,120
Speaker 1: background of gift. We had live pigeons on set. The

1010
00:50:09,280 --> 00:50:12,520
Speaker 1: end of this story, it's gonna be worth it, not

1011
00:50:12,760 --> 00:50:13,200
Speaker 1: at all?

1012
00:50:13,920 --> 00:50:18,160
Speaker 5: Is that I ate it so deeply royally opening for

1013
00:50:18,320 --> 00:50:20,520
Speaker 5: the flight of the Concords that a guy wrote an

1014
00:50:20,600 --> 00:50:25,280
Speaker 5: article about how bad I was way in some Denver,

1015
00:50:25,640 --> 00:50:28,680
Speaker 5: you know, comedy newspaper that, of course I got my

1016
00:50:29,440 --> 00:50:31,799
Speaker 5: hands on and then freaked out forever of like I.

1017
00:50:31,760 --> 00:50:34,120
Speaker 1: Shouldn't be doing this, which is kind of fine. It

1018
00:50:34,560 --> 00:50:36,719
Speaker 1: set me off of the path of is he still

1019
00:50:36,719 --> 00:50:38,880
Speaker 1: write comedy? I have no idea. I don't know who

1020
00:50:38,960 --> 00:50:39,200
Speaker 1: it was.

1021
00:50:39,600 --> 00:50:41,560
Speaker 5: It was just basically going the opener suck to the

1022
00:50:41,640 --> 00:50:43,640
Speaker 5: Flight of the Conquerors are amazing because.

1023
00:50:43,360 --> 00:50:45,960
Speaker 4: There's a nice guy there, John Wenzel, who wrote a

1024
00:50:45,960 --> 00:50:48,799
Speaker 4: book about comedy and he's written articles. When I'm there,

1025
00:50:49,200 --> 00:50:52,080
Speaker 4: he seems really he would never do that. It's probably

1026
00:50:52,080 --> 00:50:54,680
Speaker 4: not him, Probably not him. Yeah, but it's great. All

1027
00:50:54,680 --> 00:50:56,279
Speaker 4: I wanted to say is he's great, and he wasn't

1028
00:50:56,320 --> 00:50:57,280
Speaker 4: the guy.

1029
00:50:58,120 --> 00:51:02,920
Speaker 1: Probably not, but but we can't ever know. Why was

1030
00:51:03,040 --> 00:51:04,359
Speaker 1: the cord wrapped.

1031
00:51:04,040 --> 00:51:06,480
Speaker 5: Around the mic so much because they're musicians and that's

1032
00:51:06,480 --> 00:51:10,200
Speaker 5: how they have their mics, so nobody was adjusting it

1033
00:51:10,280 --> 00:51:10,960
Speaker 5: for what I.

1034
00:51:10,960 --> 00:51:13,520
Speaker 4: Needed, and they had scarves and things hanging from the

1035
00:51:13,520 --> 00:51:16,200
Speaker 4: mics stand to Basically.

1036
00:51:15,840 --> 00:51:17,920
Speaker 5: I just wanted to do well in front of a

1037
00:51:17,960 --> 00:51:21,440
Speaker 5: Denver audience because right at the eleventh hour, I was like,

1038
00:51:21,600 --> 00:51:24,640
Speaker 5: what if I eat it again? And then like the debt,

1039
00:51:24,719 --> 00:51:29,080
Speaker 5: the discerning and tough customer Denver crowd is like, nah,

1040
00:51:29,080 --> 00:51:32,400
Speaker 5: she's not that good. And so the show was awesome

1041
00:51:32,640 --> 00:51:34,960
Speaker 5: and I was so excited because I was like, ah, I.

1042
00:51:34,880 --> 00:51:36,200
Speaker 1: Don't have to worry about that anymore.

1043
00:51:36,480 --> 00:51:39,400
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, it basically got rid of Yeah, it like

1044
00:51:39,600 --> 00:51:41,560
Speaker 5: deleted that fail off of mine.

1045
00:51:41,600 --> 00:51:43,880
Speaker 4: Do you feel like the audience there has changed and

1046
00:51:43,920 --> 00:51:46,880
Speaker 4: it's way better new just because they've been kind of

1047
00:51:46,960 --> 00:51:48,520
Speaker 4: trained to be a comedy town.

1048
00:51:48,600 --> 00:51:49,120
Speaker 1: I feel like.

1049
00:51:49,280 --> 00:51:51,800
Speaker 5: I maybe I mean, but I don't. I was giving

1050
00:51:51,800 --> 00:51:55,520
Speaker 5: them nothing to enjoy. I'll say this, it was bad.

1051
00:51:55,760 --> 00:51:58,879
Speaker 5: It was bad material. But normally I had a little

1052
00:51:58,880 --> 00:52:01,239
Speaker 5: bit of play. I could kind of like make it

1053
00:52:01,280 --> 00:52:04,480
Speaker 5: seem a little bit interesting because I would have personality

1054
00:52:04,520 --> 00:52:07,000
Speaker 5: behind it. But being stuck on the mic stand, you're

1055
00:52:07,080 --> 00:52:10,200
Speaker 5: just like you're weirdly like Stephen Wright all of a sudden,

1056
00:52:10,320 --> 00:52:11,600
Speaker 5: yeah or whoever.

1057
00:52:11,400 --> 00:52:13,120
Speaker 4: Also stand ups hard and you have to do it

1058
00:52:13,120 --> 00:52:15,200
Speaker 4: all the damn time, And if you haven't been doing.

1059
00:52:15,040 --> 00:52:17,279
Speaker 1: It, yeah, you can't. Just you can't just pick up

1060
00:52:17,320 --> 00:52:19,839
Speaker 1: gigs after five years of not doing it.

1061
00:52:20,120 --> 00:52:22,959
Speaker 4: No, I can't even do it after taking a month

1062
00:52:23,040 --> 00:52:25,719
Speaker 4: off y and predictably do well horrible.

1063
00:52:26,120 --> 00:52:28,759
Speaker 5: And even if you do well, like we were talking

1064
00:52:28,800 --> 00:52:33,000
Speaker 5: about earlier the project, we can't see our own good

1065
00:52:33,719 --> 00:52:36,399
Speaker 5: thing because we're the ones doing it right.

1066
00:52:36,680 --> 00:52:39,400
Speaker 1: So like me, I can really see my bad things. Yeah,

1067
00:52:39,440 --> 00:52:40,680
Speaker 1: I'm so good at the bad thing.

1068
00:52:41,840 --> 00:52:45,120
Speaker 5: So it was like, all in all, I feel like

1069
00:52:45,239 --> 00:52:48,360
Speaker 5: that is such a good feeling to delete the old

1070
00:52:48,440 --> 00:52:49,879
Speaker 5: fail that, like.

1071
00:52:50,320 --> 00:52:52,600
Speaker 1: Was it weird? Weird around the play of the Concord

1072
00:52:52,680 --> 00:52:55,040
Speaker 1: Sky Germaine and the other guy. No, they were so nice.

1073
00:52:55,160 --> 00:52:56,160
Speaker 1: It couldn't have been nicer.

1074
00:52:56,360 --> 00:53:00,239
Speaker 5: Yeah, but I left immediately after my safe It was

1075
00:53:00,719 --> 00:53:02,760
Speaker 5: bad enough so that I was just like, goodbye?

1076
00:53:03,120 --> 00:53:05,799
Speaker 1: Did you cry? Sometimes I cry after it goes really bad.

1077
00:53:07,080 --> 00:53:07,920
Speaker 1: I definitely have.

1078
00:53:08,160 --> 00:53:11,239
Speaker 5: I don't that time, I kind of was like more bewildered,

1079
00:53:11,239 --> 00:53:13,080
Speaker 5: like why did I volunteer for this?

1080
00:53:13,360 --> 00:53:14,440
Speaker 1: It's very weird of me.

1081
00:53:14,719 --> 00:53:19,200
Speaker 4: Sure you took the realistic approach, Yes, like who am I?

1082
00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:21,640
Speaker 1: Who am I? And what's happening? Yes?

1083
00:53:22,640 --> 00:53:25,680
Speaker 4: Well, I always think I'm never going to feel that

1084
00:53:25,719 --> 00:53:30,760
Speaker 4: way again, Like, oh, because you'll have a dozen good shows.

1085
00:53:30,800 --> 00:53:34,160
Speaker 4: It's like I'm finally in full control over this. Yeah,

1086
00:53:34,239 --> 00:53:37,480
Speaker 4: it's art of mine and no no eating. It is

1087
00:53:37,880 --> 00:53:38,839
Speaker 4: always there for you.

1088
00:53:39,480 --> 00:53:45,160
Speaker 1: It's a surprise every time because it's you know, it's like.

1089
00:53:45,120 --> 00:53:49,799
Speaker 5: The crowd, your own mood, the amount of material you

1090
00:53:49,840 --> 00:53:52,279
Speaker 5: do or don't have, right, the other things going on

1091
00:53:52,320 --> 00:53:56,440
Speaker 5: in your life. Like I just did goddamn comedy jam,

1092
00:53:56,800 --> 00:53:59,320
Speaker 5: I had no material. I didn't realize I was supposed

1093
00:53:59,360 --> 00:54:03,080
Speaker 5: to do a set beforehand, I scraped up six jokes

1094
00:54:03,080 --> 00:54:06,239
Speaker 5: that Lizzie texted to me. Really yes, because I was like,

1095
00:54:06,440 --> 00:54:08,799
Speaker 5: do you remember any jokes of mine? I have to

1096
00:54:08,800 --> 00:54:11,799
Speaker 5: do a set, and then basically told the audience I

1097
00:54:11,840 --> 00:54:14,279
Speaker 5: haven't done a set in six months and didn't know

1098
00:54:14,320 --> 00:54:15,160
Speaker 5: I was supposed to do this.

1099
00:54:15,239 --> 00:54:19,080
Speaker 1: Now, listen to these ideas and then I'll get out

1100
00:54:19,080 --> 00:54:19,720
Speaker 1: of your hair.

1101
00:54:19,600 --> 00:54:21,839
Speaker 4: Basically, and it ended up being really fun, of course,

1102
00:54:21,880 --> 00:54:24,360
Speaker 4: because you get that disclaimer.

1103
00:54:23,880 --> 00:54:28,560
Speaker 5: Yes, the disclaimer and performing live doing the podcast does

1104
00:54:28,600 --> 00:54:29,600
Speaker 5: a lot of the same things.

1105
00:54:29,600 --> 00:54:32,759
Speaker 1: It's just not that written material. But it's like, it's

1106
00:54:32,800 --> 00:54:35,440
Speaker 1: not cold.

1107
00:54:35,640 --> 00:54:39,880
Speaker 4: You know, yeah, I fail, you're really comfortable on stages

1108
00:54:39,880 --> 00:54:41,280
Speaker 4: in front of thousands of people.

1109
00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:44,520
Speaker 1: Yes, it's gotten. It has gotten a little bit.

1110
00:54:45,120 --> 00:54:47,280
Speaker 5: Then you're doing other things and going, oh, this isn't

1111
00:54:47,280 --> 00:54:49,920
Speaker 5: the be all end all. I can suck right now

1112
00:54:50,400 --> 00:54:54,080
Speaker 5: and that's okay too, Whereas my entire stand up career

1113
00:54:54,080 --> 00:54:57,320
Speaker 5: it's like the idea of sucking was like automatic death.

1114
00:54:57,719 --> 00:55:01,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, when in reality, way more people are judging the

1115
00:55:01,440 --> 00:55:04,160
Speaker 4: words I'm saying right now listening to this than have ever.

1116
00:55:04,320 --> 00:55:08,040
Speaker 1: And then months of doing life. Sure, yeah, absolutely, but

1117
00:55:08,120 --> 00:55:10,440
Speaker 1: you don't know that. No, all right, try not to

1118
00:55:10,480 --> 00:55:15,200
Speaker 1: think about it. The ignorance. It's bliss. Oh my, yes,

1119
00:55:16,480 --> 00:55:17,040
Speaker 1: but I do.

1120
00:55:17,120 --> 00:55:19,600
Speaker 4: I want you to start doing stand up again, okay,

1121
00:55:20,160 --> 00:55:21,760
Speaker 4: And I want you to start that band.

1122
00:55:24,160 --> 00:55:27,359
Speaker 1: And I want you to clean your room. No, it's

1123
00:55:27,440 --> 00:55:30,520
Speaker 1: your house looks nice and plain. Thank you, You're welcome.

1124
00:55:32,920 --> 00:55:37,879
Speaker 5: It's really nice to have a clean house. Uh, when

1125
00:55:37,920 --> 00:55:41,480
Speaker 5: you have two dogs. Yeah, it felt so impossible for

1126
00:55:41,520 --> 00:55:41,959
Speaker 5: so long.

1127
00:55:42,719 --> 00:55:44,680
Speaker 1: Do they help at all play in the house. No,

1128
00:55:44,840 --> 00:55:46,280
Speaker 1: what they don't.

1129
00:55:46,800 --> 00:55:49,400
Speaker 5: I like to remind them often that they bring nothing

1130
00:55:49,400 --> 00:55:52,320
Speaker 5: to the table in terms of how the house runs.

1131
00:55:52,760 --> 00:55:55,560
Speaker 1: They're spoiled. They complain all the time.

1132
00:55:55,960 --> 00:55:58,840
Speaker 4: That's not true. Tonight one of your doggies brought a

1133
00:55:58,920 --> 00:56:00,000
Speaker 4: chew toy to the table.

1134
00:56:00,040 --> 00:56:03,120
Speaker 1: Well, and you almost rolled your ankle on it. That

1135
00:56:03,280 --> 00:56:04,440
Speaker 1: was one of Frank's tricks.

1136
00:56:04,640 --> 00:56:06,319
Speaker 5: You can tell that he's a con man from the

1137
00:56:06,320 --> 00:56:10,520
Speaker 5: streets is He slid that bullystick right under my foot

1138
00:56:10,560 --> 00:56:15,759
Speaker 5: and then ice skating style from a cartoon went sliding backwards.

1139
00:56:16,320 --> 00:56:18,279
Speaker 4: And then he had three cups and he said which

1140
00:56:18,320 --> 00:56:19,879
Speaker 4: one has the marble under it?

1141
00:56:19,960 --> 00:56:22,359
Speaker 1: And he grifted me and then I said, I'm not

1142
00:56:22,360 --> 00:56:25,520
Speaker 1: playing that game. Oh, it's clearly under that cup, where

1143
00:56:25,520 --> 00:56:29,080
Speaker 1: the hell's my wallet? And then Frank's the woe that's

1144
00:56:29,160 --> 00:56:30,520
Speaker 1: ordering tablets and phones.

1145
00:56:32,320 --> 00:56:34,759
Speaker 4: But you know what, I'd be a way less mad

1146
00:56:34,840 --> 00:56:36,560
Speaker 4: if I found out it was a dog doing all this.

1147
00:56:36,640 --> 00:56:41,440
Speaker 1: It would be pretty awesome. You'd get your own segment

1148
00:56:41,480 --> 00:56:42,520
Speaker 1: on Good Morning America.

1149
00:56:42,920 --> 00:56:45,879
Speaker 4: I bet did you when you were a kid, did

1150
00:56:45,880 --> 00:56:49,120
Speaker 4: you have a grown up in a McGruff suit come

1151
00:56:49,239 --> 00:56:52,840
Speaker 4: to your school and teach you about Do you know

1152
00:56:52,840 --> 00:56:54,200
Speaker 4: who McGruff the climb dog is?

1153
00:56:54,239 --> 00:56:56,839
Speaker 1: I sure do. He's a detective dog, I know. Did

1154
00:56:56,840 --> 00:57:00,880
Speaker 1: he ever come here school? Colombo based detective had a

1155
00:57:00,960 --> 00:57:01,560
Speaker 1: trench coat?

1156
00:57:01,920 --> 00:57:02,040
Speaker 5: No?

1157
00:57:02,160 --> 00:57:05,600
Speaker 1: I think I was too old. Okay, uh? Yeah?

1158
00:57:05,840 --> 00:57:10,480
Speaker 4: Did you have sprocket Man, the bicycle safety superhero Midar school?

1159
00:57:10,600 --> 00:57:14,759
Speaker 1: Never? He may have been. He was in an all

1160
00:57:14,840 --> 00:57:18,600
Speaker 1: red a lot of grown men in costumes.

1161
00:57:18,760 --> 00:57:22,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, we had missus Terwilliger who would come and explain.

1162
00:57:23,040 --> 00:57:25,840
Speaker 5: She had this van where the sides opened, and then

1163
00:57:25,880 --> 00:57:28,520
Speaker 5: she had all these pieces of nature and she would

1164
00:57:28,560 --> 00:57:30,240
Speaker 5: just explain to you what everything was.

1165
00:57:30,320 --> 00:57:32,520
Speaker 1: So she'd be like, he has a robin's nest. And

1166
00:57:32,560 --> 00:57:34,680
Speaker 1: she was like this old lady with gray hair. She

1167
00:57:34,800 --> 00:57:36,880
Speaker 1: was like a mother nature superhero.

1168
00:57:37,040 --> 00:57:39,760
Speaker 5: Yes, but yeah she was awesome. But that was for

1169
00:57:39,840 --> 00:57:42,640
Speaker 5: like little kids. Yeah, And it was basically like, if.

1170
00:57:42,520 --> 00:57:46,000
Speaker 1: You see this snake nest, don't put your arm in it.

1171
00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:48,000
Speaker 1: It was a lot of that, oh wow, see that's

1172
00:57:48,040 --> 00:57:52,800
Speaker 1: actually useful. Yeah. A lot of kids, you know, stick

1173
00:57:52,840 --> 00:57:56,680
Speaker 1: their pants right in us. I mean it's so irritating.

1174
00:57:56,960 --> 00:58:01,120
Speaker 5: But I saw the mcgruffa crime Dog cartoons on when

1175
00:58:01,160 --> 00:58:03,440
Speaker 5: we would watch cartoons, but no one ever showed up

1176
00:58:03,720 --> 00:58:04,760
Speaker 5: in right.

1177
00:58:04,920 --> 00:58:06,840
Speaker 4: I think a lot of people have seen the cartoons.

1178
00:58:06,880 --> 00:58:11,240
Speaker 4: Someone actually had a professionally made costume and multiple times

1179
00:58:11,240 --> 00:58:15,200
Speaker 4: came to my school because mainly they're saying, go to

1180
00:58:15,280 --> 00:58:18,320
Speaker 4: a house with my name on it or my picture

1181
00:58:18,440 --> 00:58:21,400
Speaker 4: in the window if you are being you know, because

1182
00:58:21,440 --> 00:58:23,240
Speaker 4: everyone's getting kidnaped indies.

1183
00:58:23,400 --> 00:58:26,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, And it was my biggest fear. It really always was.

1184
00:58:26,760 --> 00:58:28,640
Speaker 1: And every day I thought I was going to get

1185
00:58:28,640 --> 00:58:29,760
Speaker 1: a kidnapped. Yeah.

1186
00:58:29,840 --> 00:58:32,680
Speaker 5: I'm glad you did thought that because I probably kept

1187
00:58:32,720 --> 00:58:35,560
Speaker 5: you spry alert. Right.

1188
00:58:35,760 --> 00:58:38,560
Speaker 4: I was kind of a paranoid kid in general. But

1189
00:58:38,640 --> 00:58:40,800
Speaker 4: also I think it was smarter my parents to be like, hey,

1190
00:58:40,840 --> 00:58:44,360
Speaker 4: there's people that grab you. Yes, And so everyone was

1191
00:58:44,400 --> 00:58:45,960
Speaker 4: a kidnapper walking to school.

1192
00:58:46,040 --> 00:58:47,480
Speaker 1: I just you know, I.

1193
00:58:47,440 --> 00:58:50,360
Speaker 5: Think I've said this before, but my sister, as a teacher,

1194
00:58:50,520 --> 00:58:53,959
Speaker 5: tells her kids all the time adults don't need help

1195
00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:54,600
Speaker 5: from kids.

1196
00:58:54,840 --> 00:58:57,040
Speaker 1: If an adult is asking you for help for something,

1197
00:58:57,080 --> 00:58:58,080
Speaker 1: oh my god, get away.

1198
00:58:58,720 --> 00:59:02,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, because it's it's the perfect explanation where it's just like, oh,

1199
00:59:02,600 --> 00:59:04,680
Speaker 5: can you help me find this dog? Can you help me?

1200
00:59:05,240 --> 00:59:07,680
Speaker 5: That's how they usually get little kids the worst. They

1201
00:59:07,840 --> 00:59:10,520
Speaker 5: draw them in and so that makes me mad.

1202
00:59:10,800 --> 00:59:14,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a weird, sweaty, foreheaded Stanley Tucci.

1203
00:59:13,920 --> 00:59:19,920
Speaker 1: Character the Lovely Book that was hard for me. It's tough.

1204
00:59:20,440 --> 00:59:24,120
Speaker 1: It's a tough ride that movie. Have you read the book? No,

1205
00:59:24,200 --> 00:59:26,680
Speaker 1: I don't know if I can. Also, I'm saying I

1206
00:59:26,680 --> 00:59:28,560
Speaker 1: don't know if I know how to read. I did

1207
00:59:28,640 --> 00:59:29,120
Speaker 1: so long.

1208
00:59:29,800 --> 00:59:33,280
Speaker 4: I did a little interview thing for my manager's website

1209
00:59:33,800 --> 00:59:36,800
Speaker 4: is a veil website, and she just kind of interviewed

1210
00:59:36,840 --> 00:59:39,720
Speaker 4: all her clients and one of the questions was it.

1211
00:59:39,640 --> 00:59:40,480
Speaker 1: Was a book.

1212
00:59:40,600 --> 00:59:43,760
Speaker 4: Follow up questions too, And I felt so dumb that

1213
00:59:43,800 --> 00:59:46,040
Speaker 4: I didn't have an example of a book I've been reading.

1214
00:59:46,120 --> 00:59:48,720
Speaker 1: Oh god, it made me go and at.

1215
00:59:48,720 --> 00:59:53,000
Speaker 4: Least just flipped through David Sadara's book essays, I can

1216
00:59:53,080 --> 00:59:54,640
Speaker 4: tackle those and.

1217
00:59:54,640 --> 00:59:57,680
Speaker 5: David Snares, that's the most readable anything.

1218
00:59:57,280 --> 01:00:00,400
Speaker 1: On the planet. It's the best. Yeah. Yeah, so so

1219
01:00:00,760 --> 01:00:01,560
Speaker 1: I just looked.

1220
01:00:01,400 --> 01:00:04,080
Speaker 4: At his pages so I could put down dress your Family,

1221
01:00:04,200 --> 01:00:06,360
Speaker 4: Cornerine or whatever it was is.

1222
01:00:06,400 --> 01:00:09,439
Speaker 5: There is the essay in that one when he talks

1223
01:00:09,440 --> 01:00:12,040
Speaker 5: about being in art school and his dad coming to

1224
01:00:12,080 --> 01:00:12,800
Speaker 5: his art show.

1225
01:00:12,960 --> 01:00:15,920
Speaker 4: I think so because that sounds familiar, but it might

1226
01:00:15,960 --> 01:00:17,040
Speaker 4: be from one of the other ones.

1227
01:00:17,160 --> 01:00:18,040
Speaker 1: It is the best.

1228
01:00:18,320 --> 01:00:21,440
Speaker 5: If you have a chance to read David Sedars's essay

1229
01:00:21,640 --> 01:00:25,040
Speaker 5: about being on I think he's on like Crank or

1230
01:00:25,040 --> 01:00:27,160
Speaker 5: something and doing a like.

1231
01:00:27,120 --> 01:00:30,080
Speaker 1: A performance show and his dad comes.

1232
01:00:30,320 --> 01:00:32,600
Speaker 5: It's I was laughing so hard on a plane that

1233
01:00:32,680 --> 01:00:34,440
Speaker 5: like I had to stop reading it because I was

1234
01:00:34,480 --> 01:00:35,480
Speaker 5: making a scene.

1235
01:00:35,800 --> 01:00:36,960
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, Like I was.

1236
01:00:37,040 --> 01:00:42,840
Speaker 5: Choke like volume laughing. Really, it was so embarrassing and

1237
01:00:42,880 --> 01:00:43,960
Speaker 5: it was so funny.

1238
01:00:44,200 --> 01:00:46,320
Speaker 4: I get a lot of well, well you see him

1239
01:00:46,360 --> 01:00:48,880
Speaker 4: on Twitter and you see him too, But people say.

1240
01:00:48,680 --> 01:00:53,080
Speaker 1: That with their podcast. Does that for them sometimes? Oh,

1241
01:00:53,120 --> 01:00:56,560
Speaker 1: like it embarrasses them at work? Well yeah, because a

1242
01:00:56,560 --> 01:00:59,240
Speaker 1: lot of people are listening privately. Yes, I love it.

1243
01:00:59,280 --> 01:01:02,560
Speaker 1: I mean that's the compliment is the ultimate compliment. Is

1244
01:01:02,560 --> 01:01:08,240
Speaker 1: you getting fired while is you getting on worke detention

1245
01:01:08,400 --> 01:01:09,640
Speaker 1: for some reason? You better be.

1246
01:01:09,680 --> 01:01:13,320
Speaker 4: Laughing at how quickly you're finishing that progress.

1247
01:01:12,720 --> 01:01:16,640
Speaker 5: Report right away, mister to Willigert about doom.

1248
01:01:16,760 --> 01:01:18,920
Speaker 1: You all work in fifties offices.

1249
01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:22,800
Speaker 5: But for the lady that shows children nature things that

1250
01:01:22,880 --> 01:01:26,440
Speaker 5: I just mentioned, I God, that sounds familiar.

1251
01:01:26,480 --> 01:01:29,040
Speaker 1: But we grew up in different towns, so there's no way. Yeah,

1252
01:01:29,040 --> 01:01:31,760
Speaker 1: I think she was local, but I SA County. I

1253
01:01:31,800 --> 01:01:33,560
Speaker 1: think that we had a woman like that, but it

1254
01:01:33,640 --> 01:01:37,640
Speaker 1: was just puppets. She was a puppet, yeah, puppet.

1255
01:01:37,280 --> 01:01:40,440
Speaker 5: Teer okay, yeah, but she would talk about nature.

1256
01:01:40,800 --> 01:01:43,520
Speaker 1: I think just talk to herself using puppets.

1257
01:01:43,560 --> 01:01:46,680
Speaker 4: The scenes really never went anywhere, and she maybe wasn't

1258
01:01:46,720 --> 01:01:47,440
Speaker 4: even hired.

1259
01:01:47,240 --> 01:01:49,360
Speaker 1: By this school. She was just she was just right

1260
01:01:49,400 --> 01:01:51,640
Speaker 1: on the chain link fence in the playground.

1261
01:01:51,920 --> 01:01:54,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like, I don't know, someone wants to entertain

1262
01:01:54,640 --> 01:01:56,600
Speaker 4: the kids for a while. It's all us teachers go

1263
01:01:56,680 --> 01:02:02,720
Speaker 4: have a smoke break. Is that her you found? How

1264
01:02:02,800 --> 01:02:03,800
Speaker 4: did you find her?

1265
01:02:04,080 --> 01:02:09,840
Speaker 1: That's her spell? Wow? Good work, Stephen Well. I love

1266
01:02:09,880 --> 01:02:12,040
Speaker 1: her face. This is there was a clam and a

1267
01:02:12,120 --> 01:02:16,479
Speaker 1: muscle type of stuff. Oh wow, she's the best. She's

1268
01:02:16,520 --> 01:02:21,040
Speaker 1: your by the way, with Thompson, what if I brought

1269
01:02:21,120 --> 01:02:23,439
Speaker 1: up a picture and it was me, Oh, that would

1270
01:02:23,480 --> 01:02:26,960
Speaker 1: be nuts. Do you remember any photo shoots with that woman?

1271
01:02:27,560 --> 01:02:30,760
Speaker 1: I mean, your people love to photo shoot with me?

1272
01:02:31,440 --> 01:02:36,720
Speaker 1: Is that you and the bowl cut? That look at her?

1273
01:02:36,720 --> 01:02:38,120
Speaker 5: But you'd go out to the beach with her, and

1274
01:02:38,120 --> 01:02:39,920
Speaker 5: then she'd be like, dick down here, and that's how

1275
01:02:39,960 --> 01:02:41,880
Speaker 5: you find that, you know what I mean?

1276
01:02:41,960 --> 01:02:43,040
Speaker 1: Like she knew all the tricks.

1277
01:02:43,400 --> 01:02:45,919
Speaker 4: I can't remember. It's a vague memory, but I wasn't

1278
01:02:46,080 --> 01:02:48,960
Speaker 4: quite that young. But it was friends of an old

1279
01:02:49,200 --> 01:02:53,600
Speaker 4: my old ex step mom. They we went, we were

1280
01:02:53,600 --> 01:02:56,920
Speaker 4: in like the Puget Sound somewhere and went these nice

1281
01:02:57,120 --> 01:03:00,280
Speaker 4: old folks on their boat took us crabbing, and they

1282
01:03:00,320 --> 01:03:01,360
Speaker 4: were so sweet.

1283
01:03:01,400 --> 01:03:04,960
Speaker 1: They were like it was a really fun time.

1284
01:03:05,000 --> 01:03:07,479
Speaker 4: And I was trying to I was a rebellious little kid,

1285
01:03:07,600 --> 01:03:09,560
Speaker 4: like not wanting to be there for some reason.

1286
01:03:10,280 --> 01:03:11,760
Speaker 1: I was having one of my moods.

1287
01:03:11,920 --> 01:03:15,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, and they were so sweet and showing me the

1288
01:03:15,320 --> 01:03:18,240
Speaker 4: traps and now they catch the crabs. And my dad

1289
01:03:18,240 --> 01:03:20,720
Speaker 4: and I were in this little boat, not the main boat,

1290
01:03:20,720 --> 01:03:22,920
Speaker 4: but the boat they pull the traps and empty them

1291
01:03:22,920 --> 01:03:25,200
Speaker 4: in and all of a sudden they emptied the trap

1292
01:03:25,240 --> 01:03:29,480
Speaker 4: and thirty crabs that looked like giant spiders are just coming.

1293
01:03:30,200 --> 01:03:32,840
Speaker 4: We both almost jumped out of the boat. And they

1294
01:03:32,840 --> 01:03:36,200
Speaker 4: were just laughing. And these they were these sweet old people.

1295
01:03:36,560 --> 01:03:38,880
Speaker 4: And then they just pick up the crabs and twist

1296
01:03:38,920 --> 01:03:41,120
Speaker 4: them like a smoke detector, yeah, and throw them in

1297
01:03:41,440 --> 01:03:44,680
Speaker 4: like crabs that were moving, yeah, and boiling them.

1298
01:03:44,720 --> 01:03:47,959
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, you you old folks have an edge

1299
01:03:48,000 --> 01:03:49,080
Speaker 1: to you, yo. Yeah.

1300
01:03:49,080 --> 01:03:51,160
Speaker 4: And that woman was say she probably could grab a

1301
01:03:51,160 --> 01:03:53,760
Speaker 4: snake from the snake pile. Hell yes, and not be

1302
01:03:53,840 --> 01:03:54,360
Speaker 4: scared of it.

1303
01:03:54,480 --> 01:03:56,640
Speaker 1: She would be. She would be.

1304
01:03:58,000 --> 01:04:00,440
Speaker 5: She would teach that snake a lesson if she found it,

1305
01:04:00,480 --> 01:04:03,480
Speaker 5: but she would be gentle with it, maybe put a

1306
01:04:03,480 --> 01:04:04,320
Speaker 5: little hat on it.

1307
01:04:04,480 --> 01:04:07,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's my favorite thing. It's pretty cool. Well, you

1308
01:04:07,360 --> 01:04:08,080
Speaker 1: know it's funny too.

1309
01:04:08,240 --> 01:04:10,360
Speaker 5: That's so funny of you saying like, then you're in

1310
01:04:10,400 --> 01:04:14,920
Speaker 5: a little mood because it's like, especially back then, like

1311
01:04:15,040 --> 01:04:17,960
Speaker 5: my parents never checked to make sure we ate lunch

1312
01:04:18,320 --> 01:04:20,200
Speaker 5: or you know what I mean, Like it wasn't like

1313
01:04:21,000 --> 01:04:23,520
Speaker 5: being tended to the way kids are tended to these days.

1314
01:04:23,560 --> 01:04:26,400
Speaker 5: I'm just so jealous because I would get moods or whatever,

1315
01:04:26,400 --> 01:04:29,520
Speaker 5: because I'm super sugar sensitive. So if I didn't have

1316
01:04:29,560 --> 01:04:31,720
Speaker 5: anything to eat, and then they'd be like, you'll be fine,

1317
01:04:32,160 --> 01:04:34,000
Speaker 5: just wait till we get to the restaurant. Right by

1318
01:04:34,040 --> 01:04:35,480
Speaker 5: the time I got to the restaurant, I would be

1319
01:04:35,800 --> 01:04:36,400
Speaker 5: in tears.

1320
01:04:36,600 --> 01:04:39,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, for some reason, right, my mood went away once

1321
01:04:39,600 --> 01:04:42,800
Speaker 1: I had a little crab mate. Yes, like it's hungry

1322
01:04:42,840 --> 01:04:46,120
Speaker 1: that things. Reasons, God damn it, there's reasons.

1323
01:04:46,680 --> 01:04:50,520
Speaker 4: No, it was I remembered that one of the man

1324
01:04:50,600 --> 01:04:52,920
Speaker 4: I wish I remembered who these people were. They just

1325
01:04:53,000 --> 01:04:55,680
Speaker 4: that woman reminded me of that picture of her, just

1326
01:04:55,720 --> 01:04:58,680
Speaker 4: like a family friend, old boat man. But I was

1327
01:04:58,920 --> 01:05:02,080
Speaker 4: in a mood and he said, hey, cheer up, you

1328
01:05:02,120 --> 01:05:03,880
Speaker 4: should be in a better mood. And I snapped right

1329
01:05:03,880 --> 01:05:06,760
Speaker 4: out of it. This nice old man was like noticing,

1330
01:05:06,800 --> 01:05:09,040
Speaker 4: and I'm like, oh, I thought I was being more subtle. Yes,

1331
01:05:09,080 --> 01:05:11,960
Speaker 4: I need to work on Okay, Yeah.

1332
01:05:11,840 --> 01:05:14,600
Speaker 1: I'm back. I'm having fun. Let's go crabbing. I don't

1333
01:05:14,600 --> 01:05:16,120
Speaker 1: want you to be mad at me, old ma'am. Yeah

1334
01:05:16,160 --> 01:05:20,360
Speaker 1: who I never knew, untaw again, but he made an impression.

1335
01:05:20,400 --> 01:05:20,640
Speaker 1: That's so.

1336
01:05:21,520 --> 01:05:25,400
Speaker 4: The point is not all strangers are bad kids. That's right,

1337
01:05:25,960 --> 01:05:26,680
Speaker 4: life lessons.

1338
01:05:27,040 --> 01:05:30,640
Speaker 5: If it's a fishermen, their chances are they're good.

1339
01:05:30,840 --> 01:05:32,120
Speaker 1: Here's the problem with that.

1340
01:05:32,120 --> 01:05:35,080
Speaker 5: That idea though, of putting a sticker on a house,

1341
01:05:35,280 --> 01:05:37,640
Speaker 5: right with McGruff the car, what a great way to

1342
01:05:37,680 --> 01:05:40,640
Speaker 5: get kids to come to your house exactly. That's the

1343
01:05:40,680 --> 01:05:43,440
Speaker 5: other thing too, is ask a mom. That's that's another

1344
01:05:43,480 --> 01:05:45,800
Speaker 5: thing that my Sistery says. If you if you think

1345
01:05:45,800 --> 01:05:47,520
Speaker 5: you're in trouble, go run and find a mom.

1346
01:05:47,960 --> 01:05:52,919
Speaker 1: Yeah. That's very anti dad, it is. That's right, it is. Yeah,

1347
01:05:53,240 --> 01:05:54,360
Speaker 1: how do you know it's a mom?

1348
01:05:54,440 --> 01:05:57,280
Speaker 4: If dads don't like a lady with kids, I mean,

1349
01:05:57,920 --> 01:06:01,960
Speaker 4: it might be the dragon lady, but your odds are

1350
01:06:02,200 --> 01:06:03,000
Speaker 4: as a lady.

1351
01:06:02,760 --> 01:06:08,360
Speaker 1: In my neighborhood that looked like a witch that you

1352
01:06:08,440 --> 01:06:09,320
Speaker 1: ran to you, it.

1353
01:06:09,280 --> 01:06:11,960
Speaker 4: Would be that every kid was scared of the point

1354
01:06:12,120 --> 01:06:14,280
Speaker 4: is they come in all shapes and size.

1355
01:06:14,320 --> 01:06:18,360
Speaker 1: It's these scary ladies now people, but usually the ladies.

1356
01:06:18,360 --> 01:06:20,680
Speaker 5: It's moreover like a dragon Lady's gonna be like, get

1357
01:06:20,680 --> 01:06:21,560
Speaker 5: the fuck away from me.

1358
01:06:21,600 --> 01:06:22,320
Speaker 1: I'm the dragon.

1359
01:06:22,400 --> 01:06:25,040
Speaker 4: She would drive around on a right around on a bike.

1360
01:06:25,120 --> 01:06:28,360
Speaker 4: She wore all black. Her house was entirely spray painted

1361
01:06:28,360 --> 01:06:32,080
Speaker 4: with graffiti. She my mom was a sewer billing person.

1362
01:06:32,200 --> 01:06:36,120
Speaker 4: She didn't use the city plumbing and her house was

1363
01:06:36,200 --> 01:06:39,400
Speaker 4: right by my school and covered with graffiti get out,

1364
01:06:39,520 --> 01:06:42,840
Speaker 4: stay out. And now in retrospect, I think other people

1365
01:06:42,960 --> 01:06:44,080
Speaker 4: spray painted her house.

1366
01:06:44,200 --> 01:06:45,600
Speaker 1: It wasn't her. Oh no.

1367
01:06:45,880 --> 01:06:48,640
Speaker 4: She wore tons of makeup and had a black veil,

1368
01:06:49,200 --> 01:06:51,120
Speaker 4: so she kind of was like, hey, I want to

1369
01:06:51,120 --> 01:06:54,840
Speaker 4: look creepy. Yeah, and she went. She was a dragon lady,

1370
01:06:54,920 --> 01:06:58,040
Speaker 4: and my mom always was nice to her. And she's like, oh,

1371
01:06:58,080 --> 01:07:02,160
Speaker 4: she's fine. She came in and why are they honking?

1372
01:07:02,160 --> 01:07:03,400
Speaker 4: I don't understand.

1373
01:07:03,000 --> 01:07:06,080
Speaker 1: That that person was going going too slow.

1374
01:07:06,320 --> 01:07:08,920
Speaker 4: But she's a real person and everyone was scared of her.

1375
01:07:08,920 --> 01:07:10,400
Speaker 4: Everyone remembers who that was.

1376
01:07:10,600 --> 01:07:12,840
Speaker 5: Yeah, well that's she's going to make a real impression.

1377
01:07:13,080 --> 01:07:15,520
Speaker 5: That's like the Lava Lady. I just recently found out

1378
01:07:15,520 --> 01:07:17,320
Speaker 5: that the lady I like to talk about and called

1379
01:07:17,360 --> 01:07:21,240
Speaker 5: the Unicorn Lady here in La Her actual name that

1380
01:07:21,280 --> 01:07:23,240
Speaker 5: people know her by is the Lava Lady because her

1381
01:07:23,240 --> 01:07:25,240
Speaker 5: house is made of lava rock or was.

1382
01:07:25,800 --> 01:07:27,360
Speaker 1: I think she's passed away at this point, but she

1383
01:07:27,400 --> 01:07:28,080
Speaker 1: used to walk.

1384
01:07:27,920 --> 01:07:31,680
Speaker 5: Around on LaBrea around third and she had a bun

1385
01:07:31,840 --> 01:07:33,840
Speaker 5: that went straight up like a unicorn.

1386
01:07:34,080 --> 01:07:37,360
Speaker 1: Like it was like a like a Marge Simpson type weget,

1387
01:07:37,400 --> 01:07:39,760
Speaker 1: but it was it was more like a button, so

1388
01:07:39,840 --> 01:07:42,360
Speaker 1: it was like but it went straight up.

1389
01:07:42,560 --> 01:07:44,880
Speaker 5: She was crazy skinny and then she would wear these

1390
01:07:45,160 --> 01:07:49,640
Speaker 5: like insane platform shoes and it was nuts.

1391
01:07:49,640 --> 01:07:49,960
Speaker 1: She was.

1392
01:07:50,320 --> 01:07:53,320
Speaker 5: She was fascinating and crazy makeup in her like really

1393
01:07:53,600 --> 01:07:57,560
Speaker 5: strangely like tan face, and she was just like local

1394
01:07:57,600 --> 01:07:58,720
Speaker 5: color essentially.

1395
01:07:59,000 --> 01:08:02,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, where the rumors about her and be I mean

1396
01:08:02,320 --> 01:08:04,160
Speaker 4: people would say, if you went to the Dragon Lady's

1397
01:08:04,200 --> 01:08:06,440
Speaker 4: house and try to open the gate, you get hit

1398
01:08:06,480 --> 01:08:09,680
Speaker 4: with a hammer. Like there's really specific stories.

1399
01:08:10,240 --> 01:08:12,320
Speaker 5: I started rumor about the Love Lady that she was

1400
01:08:12,320 --> 01:08:15,200
Speaker 5: a slut, but nobody it didn't catch on at all.

1401
01:08:15,560 --> 01:08:22,960
Speaker 1: I just like saying it the best possible rumor. Oh

1402
01:08:24,160 --> 01:08:26,840
Speaker 1: and the sad part is now I'm thinking about it.

1403
01:08:26,920 --> 01:08:30,360
Speaker 4: What if you were a kid in need and much

1404
01:08:30,479 --> 01:08:33,000
Speaker 4: like bou Radley or whatever, the Dragon Lady was there

1405
01:08:33,000 --> 01:08:33,559
Speaker 4: to save.

1406
01:08:33,439 --> 01:08:35,760
Speaker 1: You, yes, and wanted to and kept her eye on you.

1407
01:08:35,920 --> 01:08:39,840
Speaker 4: All she wanted was to have a emotional connection with

1408
01:08:39,880 --> 01:08:40,200
Speaker 4: a kid.

1409
01:08:40,400 --> 01:08:43,920
Speaker 1: You guys, my front door is open. Is that bad?

1410
01:08:45,320 --> 01:08:48,639
Speaker 1: Do you think you left it open? Do you think

1411
01:08:48,680 --> 01:08:53,160
Speaker 1: your dog's no because it's screen doors closed. Okay, I mean,

1412
01:08:53,160 --> 01:08:54,400
Speaker 1: I guess let's go find out.

1413
01:08:54,520 --> 01:08:57,120
Speaker 4: Well, I guess we're going to go inside Karen's house

1414
01:08:57,240 --> 01:09:01,680
Speaker 4: and see if there is a burglar. It's funny with this.

1415
01:09:01,760 --> 01:09:06,400
Speaker 4: It's just on the eels, in the gruff and someone's.

1416
01:09:06,000 --> 01:09:07,640
Speaker 1: In your house, right, Yeah, I mean it was me.

1417
01:09:07,720 --> 01:09:08,599
Speaker 1: I was the last one out.

1418
01:09:08,680 --> 01:09:11,719
Speaker 4: So if you never hear an episode from us again,

1419
01:09:11,880 --> 01:09:13,920
Speaker 4: there was indeed someone in the house.

1420
01:09:14,520 --> 01:09:18,360
Speaker 1: He was able to overpower the three of us yet.

1421
01:09:18,640 --> 01:09:21,559
Speaker 1: So this might be the last episode, but probably not.

1422
01:09:21,760 --> 01:09:24,400
Speaker 1: Do you have anything to plug before we go get stabbed?

1423
01:09:24,680 --> 01:09:28,519
Speaker 5: I don't think so, although you know, thanks for listening

1424
01:09:28,840 --> 01:09:31,360
Speaker 5: all this time. You know, if this is the last

1425
01:09:31,400 --> 01:09:35,120
Speaker 5: podcast we ever do, what a great opportunity we've had.

1426
01:09:35,360 --> 01:09:37,720
Speaker 4: And I'm just going to assume that. And this is

1427
01:09:37,760 --> 01:09:39,479
Speaker 4: after the fact, of course. But I put up a

1428
01:09:39,479 --> 01:09:41,960
Speaker 4: good fight with this guy in Karen's house. I tried

1429
01:09:42,000 --> 01:09:44,760
Speaker 4: to save us both. He just was able to overpower me.

1430
01:09:45,040 --> 01:09:46,360
Speaker 4: I only weigh one hundred.

1431
01:09:46,080 --> 01:09:49,559
Speaker 6: And fifty sixty you like one sixty five?

1432
01:09:49,640 --> 01:09:53,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, and one sixty five? Stephen, do you have your gun?

1433
01:09:54,000 --> 01:09:56,519
Speaker 1: I always carried on me? Okay, Oh, yeah, yeah, he

1434
01:09:56,600 --> 01:10:02,439
Speaker 1: has that little pink ankle gun. You're welcome. You've been

1435
01:10:02,479 --> 01:10:05,840
Speaker 1: listening to Do you need to ride? D y n

1436
01:10:06,040 --> 01:10:11,040
Speaker 1: A R Hong Kong? Are you leaving? I?

1437
01:10:11,400 --> 01:10:13,759
Speaker 3: You wanna way back home?

1438
01:10:14,040 --> 01:10:19,320
Speaker 2: Either way you want to be there, doesn't matter how.

1439
01:10:19,240 --> 01:10:20,799
Speaker 1: Much baggage you claim.

1440
01:10:20,840 --> 01:10:24,719
Speaker 2: And give us time and a turmano and gay.

1441
01:10:26,200 --> 01:10:30,760
Speaker 3: We want to send you off InStyle. You want to

1442
01:10:30,920 --> 01:10:35,640
Speaker 3: welcome you back home. Tell us all about it.

1443
01:10:35,840 --> 01:10:37,599
Speaker 1: We scared her? Was it fine?

1444
01:10:39,600 --> 01:10:40,200
Speaker 5: Malborn?

1445
01:10:56,120 --> 01:10:59,519
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1446
01:11:00,160 --> 01:11:01,439
Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?

1447
01:11:02,080 --> 01:11:05,360
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need a ride?

1448
01:11:06,000 --> 01:11:09,360
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1449
01:11:09,960 --> 01:11:20,240
Speaker 1: Do you need with Karen and Cress m h