Speaker 1: Welcome back to Emergency Intercom. Welcome back to this episode
Speaker 1: of Emergency Intercom.
Speaker 2: If I'm not making eye contact, it's literally because I'm
Speaker 2: not trying to kill eight people in my parents' car.
Speaker 3: You're probably curious where we are.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to die in this car with you. No, yeah,
Speaker 1: so just make eye contact. Make eye contact on the road,
Speaker 1: on the road.
Speaker 2: Although the camera is fully shaking, but like, you get
Speaker 2: what you get and you don't get upset. You.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like, we're really going out of our way to make.
Speaker 3: This happen, going out of our fucking way to do
Speaker 3: our job right now.
Speaker 1: Craziest part is I haven't heard this entire squad. This
Speaker 1: silent is the entire fucking trip, and it's scaring the
Speaker 1: fuck out of me.
Speaker 2: Old squad pulled up to my house and I immediately
Speaker 2: got so nervous because I was like, dude, these are
Speaker 2: this is the loudest group of.
Speaker 3: People in the world.
Speaker 2: And I just brought them into my family's home and
Speaker 2: it was so silent in here, like three minutes ago.
Speaker 2: Everyone was silently awaiting, like putting on their best manners.
Speaker 3: And then all my homies came in and they're like.
Speaker 1: Yo, not a bad way though.
Speaker 3: My family fucks with that because they I trained them.
Speaker 1: To enjoy, Yeah, to enjoy annoying, obnoxious, annoying. Yeah, let's yeah,
Speaker 1: let's talk about it. Let's dive in, let's talk about it.
Speaker 1: Classic like nails, ladies, nails, show the nails. No, not
Speaker 1: the fucking girls.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, the girls.
Speaker 1: I don't know if we can see that, but everybody,
Speaker 1: all the boys got nails. Ladies, ladies, ladies, ladies.
Speaker 2: But yeah, we're in Miami right now. We're literally on
Speaker 2: the way to the Everglades, which.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be so fucking fun. I last time I
Speaker 1: was there, it is okay. So this is like the
Speaker 1: sequence of it, the sequence of fun for me. So
Speaker 1: like this secrets of fun, fuck you motherfucker. No. So
Speaker 1: it went like I was like, the Airboat was the
Speaker 1: most fun I've had in four years of my entire life.
Speaker 1: Like the drifting, the whole vibe is fucking crazy. And
Speaker 1: then I went to them literally coming out of the movie,
Speaker 1: this is the best movie I've ever seen in my life.
Speaker 1: The next was The Monster Trucks, and I was like,
Speaker 1: this is the most fun I've ever had in four years.
Speaker 1: Like this shit is fucking lit, Like, are you kidding me?
Speaker 1: And then yesterday it was the fucking yacht and I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, that was the most fun I've ever
Speaker 1: had in my entire life. I think the airboat might
Speaker 1: top it. I think I think it might like come
Speaker 1: back around and take first place. You know what I'm saying, dude,
Speaker 1: because it's just.
Speaker 2: So fucking funny, Like again, literally everything to me now,
Speaker 2: like you have the existentialism where you're like, nothing matters,
Speaker 2: we're so small and like you freak out like that.
Speaker 2: I have that in the way that I'm like, this
Speaker 2: is fucking hilarious because humans are literally so beyond what
Speaker 2: they were supposed to do.
Speaker 3: The Everglades is like, yeah, let's keep the Everglades safe.
Speaker 2: So we can put fucking diesel boats steeled boats.
Speaker 3: Onto the grass and zoom through everything.
Speaker 1: It's probably good for it somehow. It probably like cuts
Speaker 1: it and keeps it clean or something. He's telling us
Speaker 1: about the forest or the water fires that like keep
Speaker 1: it clean and shit, yeah, keep it filtered.
Speaker 2: There's actually a lot more on the back of the
Speaker 2: airboat that we're on, and they're just it's.
Speaker 1: Literally a giant lawnmower. It's literally a giant fucking fan.
Speaker 2: I'm really curious. Also, I don't think I mentioned this,
Speaker 2: but we're going with my family, like they're not in
Speaker 2: the car with us, but.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I wouldn't allow them in here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Drew was like, I know, Like to my dad,
Speaker 2: he was like, I know, you're like letting us borrow
Speaker 2: your like big ass bar, but you need to go
Speaker 2: squeeze the rest of that damn family in your other
Speaker 2: car exactly.
Speaker 1: It was like, you're not popping in here. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: Like I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 2: I don't give a fuck, which usually I would be
Speaker 2: like really offended by it, and like I was shocked.
Speaker 2: My dad didn't like pick Drew up by the neck
Speaker 2: and body slam him. But like there was something in
Speaker 2: the room that like Drew just like there's love.
Speaker 1: I can. I'm like, I'm I'm Sigma. Kai I said,
Speaker 1: I was Sigma. I give Sigma.
Speaker 3: Maybe it's because my dad I give.
Speaker 1: I give Megma. I'm giving. It's giving magma. Yeah, what
Speaker 1: is that? It's like you're the alpha without even wanting
Speaker 1: to be the alpha.
Speaker 3: I don't think that's That's not what that means.
Speaker 1: That's what it means it's.
Speaker 3: Like coum or something.
Speaker 2: It's like it's like, so dick cheese your cheese serving.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's what I means.
Speaker 2: You men don't get discharge, you get dirty fucking cock
Speaker 2: syndrome because y'all can't clean your dick like girls get
Speaker 2: discharged because we're our bodies are cleansing. It's literally a detox.
Speaker 2: My discharge is a detox.
Speaker 1: If I drank your detox, I mean.
Speaker 3: My blood, my fucking mic felt. If I drank your.
Speaker 1: Detalk, give me a shot of your detox.
Speaker 3: Okay, fine, I just well, I'm not making detox right now.
Speaker 3: I'm making beet juice.
Speaker 1: What I thought we were. Can all the guys agree
Speaker 1: that periods are weird and gross? Okay, okay, yeah, it
Speaker 1: just it really freaks me out, Like.
Speaker 2: You guys never have a moment to like to reiterate
Speaker 2: that it was a joke and it's just Peopore are
Speaker 2: kind of like, yeah, they like their whole crew seems
Speaker 2: really nice and I want friends like that, but they do.
Speaker 1: See they're very anti period.
Speaker 3: They're anti period.
Speaker 2: Yes, they're like girls should just spend their money on
Speaker 2: getting their nails done, not getting tampons and stuff like
Speaker 2: you're wasting your money elsewhere like this that all that
Speaker 2: y'all should have gotten your nails done with like big
Speaker 2: ass rhinestones.
Speaker 1: That's what I told Kyle, was like you need I
Speaker 1: was like, I need to put a big fucking rhinestone
Speaker 1: on his ring finger, like a big one. And he
Speaker 1: was like, no, I think I just want to do
Speaker 1: like the all sleek like black. Look.
Speaker 3: I know, I didn't want to spend an extra five
Speaker 3: dollars per nail to get Ryan, so.
Speaker 1: Dude, no, it was no, it was four hundred dollars total.
Speaker 1: It was no, it was like four hundred and fifty
Speaker 1: dollars for four people to get their nails done.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but O'Ryan went to a spot and got her
Speaker 3: shit done for forty.
Speaker 1: I know. The reason we had to get scammed, though,
Speaker 1: was because we were trying to support the local economy,
Speaker 1: Like we just wanted to drive the economy.
Speaker 3: Y'all had to go to like a little spot in Hialeah.
Speaker 1: Where did y'all go, little havana and neo nails. No
Speaker 1: free promo, no free promo.
Speaker 2: You saying we have to support the local economy, and
Speaker 2: then the local business would be like.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 1: Tags, no, none of that. But yeah, we got our
Speaker 1: nails done. It was super sick. Everybody was like laughing
Speaker 1: with us, not at us, they were laughing with us.
Speaker 3: Wait, can I talk about the lady on the boat?
Speaker 1: Literally?
Speaker 3: Yes, but oh yeah, sorry, I fully cut you off.
Speaker 1: No, I'm used to it. I'm used to being talked
Speaker 1: over by everyone in this car. I just get cut off.
Speaker 1: I get cut off. It's just my life, it's my fuck.
Speaker 1: See there it goes. Yeah, I'll shut a question like.
Speaker 3: You want fucking attention, bitch, Like it's not your birthday anymore.
Speaker 1: The way it is on my fucking birthday trip.
Speaker 3: We're silencing Drew All, twenty twenty two.
Speaker 1: Silence Drew twenty twenty two.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna get big red, white and blue signs
Speaker 2: of that man, literally a billboard Silence Drew. Someone yesterday
Speaker 2: in front of us had stickers on their car that
Speaker 2: were somebody who was like, enough, period, I will not
Speaker 2: comply about the mask mandates.
Speaker 3: And it was like legalize freedom.
Speaker 2: Me me, I know, I'm like, take the muzzle off,
Speaker 2: take the muzzle off, unmasked the truth.
Speaker 3: That's literally that was Batman's campaign. But I know what
Speaker 3: they were trying to hint you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2: Okay, so you were saying they weren't you claim they
Speaker 2: weren't laughing at you. They were laughing with you, which
Speaker 2: is a very beautiful way to take bullying.
Speaker 1: No, it was just not It was honestly just a
Speaker 1: really great experience just getting nails with my boys. Like
Speaker 1: we're just like we're just like a squad, you know,
Speaker 1: like and we roll together and we're just, yeah, y'all.
Speaker 2: Do just stand for like anti like fragile masculinity, Like
Speaker 2: y'all all are.
Speaker 1: Serving like yeah, we're I'm saying, fuck gender norms. I'm
Speaker 1: getting tips put on, he said, tintser tits, tits, get
Speaker 1: them installed, installing.
Speaker 3: I have to upgrade my tits right now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, literally, let me up Gray Asia up, great, Agia.
Speaker 3: The good thing is my phone's literally at.
Speaker 1: Oh shit, flop.
Speaker 3: How is that like a flop?
Speaker 1: I'm literally flopping so fucking hard right now, it's embarrassing.
Speaker 2: I'm actually taking all to the airport right now and
Speaker 2: you all on a plane back home. But the lady
Speaker 2: on the boat literally pulled me aside, like I don't
Speaker 2: know why but when I went down under the Boat Australia,
Speaker 2: I knew you were going to say that, and I
Speaker 2: tried to keep going and say something about the boat
Speaker 2: because I knew you were going to make that joke down.
Speaker 1: Under quick calling it the boat it was a yacht, Like,
Speaker 1: come on, everyone's like boat this boat that No, it's
Speaker 1: a yacht with a bedroom.
Speaker 3: It was a yacht with a bedroomin she offered, y'all loom.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Literally immediately it was. It was the craziest vibe.
Speaker 3: She saw your nails and she was serving ally.
Speaker 1: She was giving an ally. She was like, I have
Speaker 1: scrubs and loubs. She can suit her up my hus
Speaker 1: she can give me a husband's stitch after kid destroys
Speaker 1: my whole.
Speaker 2: Ah ow okay. But she was like she saw me,
Speaker 2: like come. I don't know if it's because I came
Speaker 2: last or what, but she was like, is it your birthday?
Speaker 3: And I was like no, and she was like, I thought.
Speaker 2: They got the nails for your birthday and I was like, no, no,
Speaker 2: it's not my birthday.
Speaker 3: It's it's the kid with curly hair's birthday.
Speaker 1: And then she was like, oh, I'm the kid with
Speaker 1: curly hair. That's how y'all describe me, now. No.
Speaker 2: I was like, Oh, it's the ugly, like scary mother
Speaker 2: tucker who looks like he snuck onto the boat.
Speaker 3: It's like his birthday. Oh I'm sorry, who snuck onto.
Speaker 1: The yacht exactly?
Speaker 2: But I was like, it's his birthday. And then she
Speaker 2: was like, why did they get the nails? And I
Speaker 2: was like, oh, they just thought it was funny. They
Speaker 2: saw like the girls get their nails done and they
Speaker 2: wanted to.
Speaker 3: Do it too.
Speaker 2: And she was like why did they do that though?
Speaker 2: And I was like, uh no, it's just funny. It's
Speaker 2: like a funny joke.
Speaker 3: And she was like are they gay?
Speaker 2: And I was like and then I wasn't about to
Speaker 2: be like oh, actually like and like go on like
Speaker 2: some weird detail like I was. I was just like no,
Speaker 2: like they just did it for fun. And she was like, okay,
Speaker 2: cause I'm Cuban and we don't do that in Miami.
Speaker 1: Bring back Manly Man. I was like.
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, I get you.
Speaker 2: I'm from Miami, and like, yeah, it's definitely not something
Speaker 2: you see like people do here unless they're like like
Speaker 2: just like outwardly gay.
Speaker 1: Like yeah, I knew she hated me. I could feel it.
Speaker 2: No, I think she like fucked with us in total,
Speaker 2: but I think it was just it was just some
Speaker 2: like you're literally like around like a twenty like seven
Speaker 2: year old, like Miami woman, Like she's not about to
Speaker 2: be like yeah, like I fuck with this, She's gonna
Speaker 2: be like wait.
Speaker 1: It makes sense. Why the only dude she would talk
Speaker 1: to the entire time was Josh because he didn't have
Speaker 1: nails on his fingers.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she was like, this one will bone me. The
Speaker 3: other ones are confused.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, she wanted to bone Josh.
Speaker 2: She was really nice to me though. She find she
Speaker 2: we had like a Latin Miami connection.
Speaker 1: She just saw me and her. I thought that too, I.
Speaker 2: Felt a Latin Miami connection. Sure, you're like actually from Granbury, Texas.
Speaker 1: And Barry, Texas named after a Confederate War general.
Speaker 3: Granbury, just like the grand Bury. But yeah, that happened. Also,
Speaker 3: I bought a wing Bot. I ordered a wing on
Speaker 3: to my parents house because I'm fucking feral.
Speaker 2: And I don't give a ship. I have my own room.
Speaker 2: I do what I want, like, don't fucking fashion me.
Speaker 2: But more importantly, it was on sale, so I was like, Oh,
Speaker 2: I want a wing Bot.
Speaker 1: Did you post made it?
Speaker 3: No? I Amazon primed it, damn.
Speaker 1: So yeah, you had to get an ACEP.
Speaker 3: I was like, I can't waste any more time. I'm
Speaker 3: literally freaking out.
Speaker 1: It's building up. I'm literally about to where it's building up.
Speaker 2: I'm about to go in public and start like pinching
Speaker 2: people's balls.
Speaker 3: So if I don't have something right now?
Speaker 1: What what y'all don't do that.
Speaker 3: No, you don't pinch when you're horny. You don't like
Speaker 3: feel that like need to like pinch balls. No.
Speaker 2: Oh, I go like this, like with my nails, like
Speaker 2: I put it like red, the skin right between there, all.
Speaker 1: The little bumps on there, and you just pick them off.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm talking The little it's like chicken skin,
Speaker 1: like feathers. Cue.
Speaker 2: I literally I remember when I like for just became
Speaker 2: sectually active. I was so against balls. I literally wanted
Speaker 2: them to be like fucking extinct from the earth.
Speaker 3: I was like, they.
Speaker 1: Literally now you can't get enough of them.
Speaker 3: I know, not me and balls. We kind of relationships.
Speaker 1: I got a great connection.
Speaker 3: Anyway.
Speaker 2: I ordered a Wingbot Junior, and then the Amazon man
Speaker 2: came this morning and knocked on the door. My little
Speaker 2: brother grabbed the box and like there was two other packages.
Speaker 2: And my mom is really fucking nosy. So when like
Speaker 2: my brother showed me the packages, he was like, oh,
Speaker 2: these are for you, and I was just like put.
Speaker 3: Them in the room.
Speaker 1: I was like to open those packages.
Speaker 2: I know my mom will literally come and like watch
Speaker 2: me open packages, because she like swears I'm like a walking.
Speaker 1: Literally it's me watching unboxing.
Speaker 2: It's just like the caveman instinct to be like, what's
Speaker 2: in box?
Speaker 3: Let me see a box.
Speaker 1: I just get second hand like high from it.
Speaker 3: You get secondhand pleasure for pleasure.
Speaker 1: Exactly when when you feel pleasure, and I feel.
Speaker 3: Pleasure when I skirts you skirts.
Speaker 1: Exactly when I screamed for cream. Oh I screamed for cream.
Speaker 1: You scream for cream. We all screamed for cream. Damn.
Speaker 3: Sorry.
Speaker 1: The plane is just oh my god, it's literally going down.
Speaker 3: It's going now.
Speaker 1: Really that's I'm gonna play that on my iPhone.
Speaker 3: Ask me, why did you say that?
Speaker 1: I didn't I finish the thought in my head. I
Speaker 1: finished it in my head. But yeah, that's like.
Speaker 2: Someone who's just like learned like human like what we're
Speaker 2: up to I'm going to play that song on my iPhone.
Speaker 1: No, I meant as my plane is crashing because I
Speaker 1: have a feeling it's gonna go down soon.
Speaker 3: No, I'm not kidding.
Speaker 2: Like literally, when my plane was delayed on the way here,
Speaker 2: I was like, it's because it's.
Speaker 3: Going down and I'm gonna fucking die.
Speaker 2: And I made the joke to my friend and I
Speaker 2: was like, at least like maybe I'll like trend for
Speaker 2: like fifteen minutes because they'll be like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: that one girl died on the plane today. But then
Speaker 2: I found out Johnny fucking Knoxville was on my flight.
Speaker 2: He would literally take all the shine for me, so
Speaker 2: thankfully it didn't go down. Also, I want to have
Speaker 2: sex with Johnny Knoxville, so fucking bad.
Speaker 3: I was fairal.
Speaker 2: I was like foaming at the mouth and I wanted
Speaker 2: to speak to him, but I was like I don't
Speaker 2: look my best right now, Like I can't speak to him,
Speaker 2: and I usually don't give up.
Speaker 1: I'm not like girls.
Speaker 3: Yeah, No, I'm not kidding. That was my vibe.
Speaker 2: When we got off and there was like people waiting
Speaker 2: for him, and my friend Sabrina was like, should we
Speaker 2: go ask for a picture, and I was like, no,
Speaker 2: like I actually can't, Sabrina like like, you don't understand.
Speaker 2: In like two years, when I have sex with him,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be like, oh my god, this is so crazy.
Speaker 2: But we were on the same flight, and I just
Speaker 2: didn't want to bother you, Like I really wanted to
Speaker 2: say something to you, because I've always had the biggest
Speaker 2: crush on you, but like you were being like you
Speaker 2: just seemed so exhausted.
Speaker 3: And I wanted to give you your space. And then he
Speaker 3: said like, oh my god, this is the most caring
Speaker 3: woman ever. I'm gonna put her on my will and
Speaker 3: bone the shit out of her.
Speaker 1: Damns exactly how it's gonna go. Hello, Kitty, says Akam.
Speaker 3: Here's so annoying.
Speaker 2: I'm actually terrified because I hope he doesn't see the
Speaker 2: camera on our dash and that'll.
Speaker 1: Just slow down. Literally, just break the fucking I'm.
Speaker 3: Actually doing one hundred right now. I'm racing him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just stay in his blind spot the whole time.
Speaker 1: You should just crash into his back tire.
Speaker 3: No, I like do the thing that cops do when
Speaker 3: they're on a chase and they.
Speaker 2: Oh god, sorry sorry, Yeah, I'm really excited. Also, it's
Speaker 2: gonna be a huge group of us because also Nat
Speaker 2: and Dom and Sabrina are meeting us there, so it's
Speaker 2: literally gonna be like fifteen, like ten of my like
Speaker 2: best friends and then also my.
Speaker 3: Family with me, which is so funny, Like I need a.
Speaker 2: Picture of all of us on the boat together because
Speaker 2: it's just like me and my whole family and then
Speaker 2: all of y'all around us is like cracking me up.
Speaker 1: In my head, I'm thinking about jumping off the boat
Speaker 1: and never y'all will never see me again.
Speaker 3: You would, so you want to commit suicide in front
Speaker 3: of my family?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Who said suicide?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: What's awesome? Is I missed my turn?
Speaker 1: Oh my god?
Speaker 3: Sorry? Oh no, wow, we've.
Speaker 1: Been driving this is Mexico City two point Oh you've
Speaker 1: been driving three hours in the wrong not because I.
Speaker 3: Actually got really scared of that. So I like, was
Speaker 3: hell a check in, you got me? And these motherfuckers
Speaker 3: are going.
Speaker 1: To just commit just commit.
Speaker 3: Literally, this motherfucker's slamming his brakes too.
Speaker 1: I literally would have just killed us all. No, no, nor,
Speaker 1: I'm thinking about jumping off the boat into the water
Speaker 1: and acting like I get eaten by an alligator. But
Speaker 1: then I survive, and five years down the line, I
Speaker 1: reintegrate back into y'all's lives as a new person. Shaved head.
Speaker 1: Oh my fucking god, literally like out of a movie.
Speaker 1: I actually experienced a fucking movie last night, and like
Speaker 1: it was the most insane shit that's ever happened to
Speaker 1: me in my entire life. And it's really sad and embarrassing,
Speaker 1: and I can't believe I'm bringing it up on the
Speaker 1: podcast and sharing this information with everybody in the world.
Speaker 1: So now they have more fucking Ammo to like ruin
Speaker 1: my life.
Speaker 2: But baby, okay, you're you're making it seems like you
Speaker 2: did something really really.
Speaker 1: Fucking my body, did something really fucking bad.
Speaker 3: You get a boner?
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, obviously, like I have one literally right now.
Speaker 1: Literally car boners are a thing. Like I know everybody
Speaker 1: in the car has a bone right now, and like
Speaker 1: it's just we don't talk about it. We don't talk
Speaker 1: about it.
Speaker 3: You're I'm not kidding. I don't think that's a.
Speaker 1: There's a rocket ship about the fucking launch over. I know.
Speaker 1: I was, literally, what the hell? Miami's crazy? Florida is crazy.
Speaker 1: The Florida man is different Florida Man. Florida Man's we
Speaker 1: I need to live the Florida project. Legitimately, you need.
Speaker 3: To live in a motel.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I romanticize.
Speaker 3: You're romanticizing poverty.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't give a fuck. It looks lit.
Speaker 2: Sorry not sorry, Literally everybody every like wealthy person.
Speaker 3: From LA or New York.
Speaker 1: I just see a motherly connection, and I like, wont it.
Speaker 1: I had a great mom and my mom is an
Speaker 1: amazing mom. I had a motherly connection with her, and
Speaker 1: I theend for it. Now you're actually talking now. But anyways,
Speaker 1: I went. We were just like chatting for like hours
Speaker 1: outside of and it's like part of the hotel. And
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm like gonna go into the room
Speaker 1: and like get ready for bed because I'm really fucking tired.
Speaker 1: So I went to the room and was like getting
Speaker 1: ready for bed, and I was just like like washing
Speaker 1: my face off with water and I like looked up
Speaker 1: and like I saw something in my hair, and I
Speaker 1: was like what the fuck is that? And I like, ah, literally,
Speaker 1: God does not want me to tell this story. He's like,
Speaker 1: do not like this will ruin your career? Me girl?
Speaker 3: We making wait I'm gonna make another turn.
Speaker 2: Sorry, sorry guys, difficulties. I'm literally driving the world's biggest
Speaker 2: fucking truck right now.
Speaker 1: I know you're driving a monster trunk trunk monster truck via. Okay,
Speaker 1: So I'm like looking in the mirror, just like like
Speaker 1: actually looking at myself and being like, oh, wow, you
Speaker 1: actually are like a sexy person. I like, I waver, like,
Speaker 1: I'm like, Okay, you're the ugliest motherfucker I've ever seen
Speaker 1: in my entire life. And then also I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: you're the sexyest motherfucker I've ever seen in my life.
Speaker 1: And there's like no in between. But I was looking
Speaker 1: in the mirror like admiring myself, and then I saw
Speaker 1: something in my hair and I was like, oh, what
Speaker 1: the fuck is that? And I like, I thought it
Speaker 1: was like a piece of fuzz or a piece of lint,
Speaker 1: and I like pulled on it and it was a
Speaker 1: gray fucking hair.
Speaker 3: You're so annoying.
Speaker 1: I have a gray hair and it's literally my twenty
Speaker 1: fourth birthday and I get a gray fucking hair. I
Speaker 1: thought you were.
Speaker 3: Gonna say, there's fucking cumb in your hair.
Speaker 2: That's why I thought, Oh, literally, what I was like,
Speaker 2: there's like a patch of fuzz, like you see something white,
Speaker 2: like just like in your hair, Like, how is this disgusting?
Speaker 1: You're so annoying because I'm literally oldest fucking bones, Like
Speaker 1: I turned sixteen and I grow my first gray hair.
Speaker 1: It's like, literally, what the fun, dude, That's.
Speaker 3: Just a part of life. High school is really stressful,
Speaker 3: so it makes sense.
Speaker 1: You know, I have my SATs tomorrow and I need
Speaker 1: to ace them to get into my dream school.
Speaker 3: I know, and you're going to the Evergalize. You shouldn't
Speaker 3: be doing that right now.
Speaker 1: I have to study. I have to study.
Speaker 3: Hell, I never studied. Literally, pay me money to study anything.
Speaker 1: No, I literally just like was naturally good at school.
Speaker 1: Like that sounds like I'm making a joke, but genuinely,
Speaker 1: I didn't have to study. I did.
Speaker 3: Think you're priing about being a fucking nerd.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I wasn't a nerd. I was literally doing
Speaker 1: drugs and making incredible growth.
Speaker 3: So you can still do drugs be naturally.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying that you can do that, but I
Speaker 1: did it, like and drugs. I'm like, That's what I'm
Speaker 1: saying is I was like doing drugs. I was hella
Speaker 1: cool and I was making good grades.
Speaker 3: Like, no, you don't make good grades if you're cool,
Speaker 3: Like you don't do both of those things.
Speaker 1: I mean in Granberry, Texas. That's the way of life.
Speaker 3: I mean, look at euphoria.
Speaker 1: None of them bees the way I actually lived euphoria
Speaker 1: in high school. And like I can never talk about
Speaker 1: it because it was really nearly and traumatic.
Speaker 3: Oh, write a fucking book, So write a sop story
Speaker 3: about it.
Speaker 1: Say, Drew Fooria, why are you trying to get it?
Speaker 1: I'm giving him a beat. No, I'm giving a fucking
Speaker 1: him a line to it.
Speaker 3: That's really fucking weird.
Speaker 1: He came up with it, okay.
Speaker 3: But he didn't feel like saying it now. So like
Speaker 3: now you're getting him to say it, so weird episode.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's doing his job.
Speaker 4: Oh, I actually thought of another, like Drew word and
Speaker 4: it's Drew fouri.
Speaker 3: It would be so much better if it was just
Speaker 3: like it came out of his mouth.
Speaker 1: Well, like, he just doesn't have the comedic prowess that
Speaker 1: we have.
Speaker 3: It's just like you say, Kai isn't funny.
Speaker 1: I've never said that once in my life.
Speaker 3: You just said, Kai does it have comedic I isn't funny.
Speaker 1: I've never said that once in my life.
Speaker 3: You just said it and you said it was like convintion.
Speaker 1: Y'all are actually fucking freak bitches like trying to like
Speaker 1: actually make me like seem crazy. I didn't say Kai
Speaker 1: is not funny, Like he's not funny, Like I didn't
Speaker 1: say that. Oh, it's the Drew Podcast now, Hey ladies,
Speaker 1: Hey guys, welcome back to the No We Need to
Speaker 1: do the Truth podcast like a sub show. And it's
Speaker 1: literally just me like spilling misinformation like like yah exactly
Speaker 1: Alex Jones misinformation. Well, no, that's like actually my life.
Speaker 1: I literally love.
Speaker 2: There's like really like dateline like like kind it's like
Speaker 2: welcome back.
Speaker 1: It's me in front of like a green screen news
Speaker 1: free time.
Speaker 2: It starts, it's like fog dissipating, and it's you sitting
Speaker 2: on like a black leather couch like alone real.
Speaker 3: The pandemic you. Oh my god. I keep trying to
Speaker 3: teach them how to open cans.
Speaker 1: She spreayed.
Speaker 2: If I squirted, would you like like let it go
Speaker 2: to waste or would you have some wait?
Speaker 3: What if I squirted? Would you let it go to waste?
Speaker 3: Or would you.
Speaker 1: Have some why would you waste that?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was just making sure. I don't know, like
Speaker 2: I just need to make sure that I'm just like.
Speaker 1: That's a really fucked up question to ask, like, why
Speaker 1: would you wat squirre?
Speaker 3: I'm I'm literally, oh my god, you're not alone? Yeah, like, Hi,
Speaker 3: the question was not to you. I try literally squirt.
Speaker 3: Oh absolutely, I thought I was asking for the red bull,
Speaker 3: but I'll have that to No. Oh I did squirt
Speaker 3: in that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, I was hitting that. Can you.
Speaker 2: O?
Speaker 1: Ryan?
Speaker 3: We're literally on camera right now, like, come.
Speaker 1: On, like it's really hot and steamy, the windows are
Speaker 1: fogging up. Oh. I literally thought that guy was gonna
Speaker 1: try to get himself. Why haven't I been on a
Speaker 1: revel yet? I want to be on one of those
Speaker 1: little motherfucking mopeads so bad.
Speaker 3: Well, they're all around the place. You can just get
Speaker 3: on one, like you.
Speaker 1: Say it like you know nothing about me.
Speaker 2: See, Drew, you're the You're the kind of person to
Speaker 2: say I want to do this, I want to do that.
Speaker 2: I'm the kind of person to move in silence and
Speaker 2: do what I want because I don't.
Speaker 3: Need the public to know.
Speaker 1: Real bitches moving silent, like the being subtle. Oh I
Speaker 1: just literally invented that.
Speaker 3: What did you just say?
Speaker 1: Real bitches moving real.
Speaker 3: Milk in it? And you probably just ruined my day.
Speaker 1: Oh it definitely did. Girl. You can drink literally like
Speaker 1: half a shot of milk about a different way. No, yeah,
Speaker 1: out of her, But.
Speaker 3: I believe you just did that to me. You're going
Speaker 3: to hell.
Speaker 1: I did it on purpose to actually like purposely ruin
Speaker 1: your day. No. I just saw the same color liquid
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, I can just put this
Speaker 1: into here and like be more ergonomic and have a
Speaker 1: couple holder so I don't have to freeze my legs
Speaker 1: in the metal can. So, if anything, you're the fucked
Speaker 1: up person for coming for me, for putting it.
Speaker 3: You can literally gaslighting me right now.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. And you're for pouring milk into your coffee.
Speaker 3: You're fucking freaking You're going to hell. That's all that.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I'm just like if you guys literally and I'll meet
Speaker 1: you there, I'll meet you there the gators.
Speaker 2: I'm literally gonna like make sure you accidentally fall off
Speaker 2: the boat and like.
Speaker 1: That's that, Like accidentally, what what are you talking about?
Speaker 3: I didn't say anything.
Speaker 1: What what the fuck was that? Josh?
Speaker 3: The acts definitely.
Speaker 1: Dolphinly dude. That was beat Josh. Josh honestly that it was.
Speaker 3: Kind of good on the podcast.
Speaker 2: Can can you guys grab Josh's head and like move
Speaker 2: it like kind of to the side because.
Speaker 1: He's really in He's like inframe and I don't want him.
Speaker 1: Can you drive and straight?
Speaker 3: You're gonna give a Ryan a concussion? Bitch, drug and stream.
Speaker 3: I'm done.
Speaker 1: Massage chair.
Speaker 2: Dad. I'm actually taking y'all to the fucking psyche board.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna fifty one fifty every single person in the
Speaker 2: car and go back home.
Speaker 1: It's not a fifty one fifty. If you're begging for
Speaker 1: it that I haven't been Yetran, I'll fifty one to fifty.
Speaker 2: You because because we all have the same like problems
Speaker 2: and we're like, bitch, just stay.
Speaker 3: At my house.
Speaker 1: No, we all have the same bullshit and like it's
Speaker 1: just normal for us. And like one day.
Speaker 2: Absolutely had a manic breakdown and turned my location off
Speaker 2: to everyone, and you guys were all thought I got murdered,
Speaker 2: and no one thought to fifty one fifty.
Speaker 1: It literally was a very scary moment in my life.
Speaker 3: True, I, for some reason don't remember you to me.
Speaker 3: The next morning, You're like, are you okay?
Speaker 2: Like, oh no, that was no, No, that wasn't when
Speaker 2: you That wasn't when you turned off your location. That
Speaker 2: was when you like left our house and we didn't
Speaker 2: know you were going to someone's house.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, this was recent.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this was really recent.
Speaker 3: Well you scare us too many times in the year.
Speaker 1: For me to you're the boy who cried wolf.
Speaker 3: No, bitch, you're the boy who cried wolf. Don't fucking
Speaker 3: pin that on my sisters.
Speaker 1: Fuck you guys, Fuck you guys.
Speaker 2: Like it's funny how you're it's like trying to like
Speaker 2: silence a woman, Like it's just.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, that's exactly what I'm trying to do. Men
Speaker 1: are more.
Speaker 3: Tried it out back here. And I was like, you're
Speaker 3: lucky they didn't hear that.
Speaker 1: One, and he just squirty one fifth cream deed. Okay,
Speaker 1: what were you gonna say? Uh, I want to sixty
Speaker 1: sixty nine?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: What like you want to like you want to sixty
Speaker 2: nine and then reverse it back like I don't get it.
Speaker 2: This one sixty nine like twice and one that okay,
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Wait, me and k I have been sharing Damn, this
Speaker 1: ship got no. I'm saying, damn to the engine. This
Speaker 1: ship's loud as fucking no. Me and k I have
Speaker 1: been sharing bed.
Speaker 3: We started up the crew with talking.
Speaker 1: You know, everybody's talking.
Speaker 3: Can you guys like actually be quiet?
Speaker 1: Can you guys shut the fuck up? Shut the fuck up,
Speaker 1: Shut the fuck up, Like, shut the fuck up.
Speaker 2: Fine, there's like I was freaking.
Speaker 3: I'd be like, I just start slamming the seat and
Speaker 3: I'm like, shut up, shut the hell or do what
Speaker 3: my mom would do. So I thought you grabbed your
Speaker 3: red bull and I got so scared.
Speaker 1: Literally, but yeah, me and k I have been sharing
Speaker 1: a bed for the last four nights.
Speaker 3: Touched.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Like we'll accidentally be cuddling in the middle.
Speaker 3: Of the night. It's a really great just say what.
Speaker 1: It is, okay, Yeah, we'll like like you're literally like,
Speaker 1: you know. What I've noticed is like we sleep the
Speaker 1: same way, and like when I turn one way, Kay
Speaker 1: turns those same way. And we always were always looking
Speaker 1: at each other or looking at one another. We're never
Speaker 1: backs to each other, but we always have to have
Speaker 1: an eye on each other.
Speaker 3: Trust each other. Oh sorry, guys, there's a fight happening
Speaker 3: in the backseat, but just ignore her.
Speaker 4: Actually know it's weird most of two mornings ago, and dude,
Speaker 4: it was so weird.
Speaker 1: It was literally so fucked up. I need something I
Speaker 1: did my god. Oh and then O'Ryan's cosplays Cautinus Aberdeen
Speaker 1: shows up on screen. That's literally, no, this car is
Speaker 1: giving that thread on TikTok like the goblins.
Speaker 3: Just like the goblins.
Speaker 1: I don't know why I've been referencing goblins so much recently.
Speaker 1: I just literally love the word love. The word love
Speaker 1: their like lord, the little trinkets that they collect.
Speaker 2: We actually have Christian in the trunk, by the way.
Speaker 1: Christian is here.
Speaker 3: He is here.
Speaker 2: He volunteered to life flat in the trunk, and I
Speaker 2: told him he can't pop his that up so I
Speaker 2: don't get pulled over.
Speaker 3: Have y'all ever the trunk?
Speaker 1: Oh literally, like my childhood hoood, I grew up in
Speaker 1: the trunk car way.
Speaker 3: Did they bring out food you or like?
Speaker 1: No? I had to go to the trash cans at
Speaker 1: seven eleven down the street.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, that's cool. I just met like chilling in
Speaker 3: the trunk because there there wasn't enough space in the car.
Speaker 1: No, I lived in a trunk for fourteen years.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 2: Remember when your nephew lied to the teacher and said
Speaker 2: his parents make him live in the laundry.
Speaker 1: His bed in the center of the laundry room. We'll
Speaker 1: put the schematics. It's the funniest thing ever. And she
Speaker 1: just hit up my sister and was like, we just
Speaker 1: got a concerning drawing from your kid. He said he
Speaker 1: sleeps in the laundry room and that there's scary people
Speaker 1: that pop in the window. And Jody was like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, but yeah, literally cracked me up.
Speaker 2: Dude, I'm gonna start lying about that right now. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna start saying, y'all make me sleeping.
Speaker 1: Me and Josh put you in the boiler room every night,
Speaker 1: and your whole room is a facade.
Speaker 3: If I if I.
Speaker 2: Fall asleep in the car, all carry me inside, but
Speaker 2: lay me into the boarder and lock the.
Speaker 1: Door, lay me down on a bed of boils.
Speaker 2: Wait, how did y'all parents get y'all to wake up
Speaker 2: when you were like a sleep in the car, Because
Speaker 2: since we lived in Miami, my parents would lie and
Speaker 2: like wake to wake us up and be like.
Speaker 3: We're in Orlando. We actually we drove to Orlando. We're
Speaker 3: at Universal Dude.
Speaker 1: Holy ship, that's actually so cute. My parents would just
Speaker 1: put paupers under my nose and smelling smelling salts and paupers.
Speaker 3: D that's really bad.
Speaker 1: Like, fuck, I'm awake.
Speaker 3: You would get up, you'd get up. It's like a
Speaker 3: flint Stones character.
Speaker 1: Like, No, my parents were really cute. They would literally
Speaker 1: they wouldn't wake me up. They would just pick me
Speaker 1: up and carry I mean when.
Speaker 2: You got like when you like started putting on like
Speaker 2: that way, like what do they do?
Speaker 1: What? Wait are you talking about Lucas dude?
Speaker 2: What's awesome is I have siblings who are like a
Speaker 2: sibling who's eight years old, and there's definitely boogers all
Speaker 2: over that fucking sea is like chewing on them.
Speaker 1: And I did rub my on that before we go. No,
Speaker 1: I have to mark my territory. You know this about me?
Speaker 3: Yeah, only if you leave the bottle in the car.
Speaker 1: Though, Oh my god.
Speaker 3: Bad, Aim, Like why are you even trying to know?
Speaker 1: This is my territory? My gooch lives in this car.
Speaker 3: I don't, Aim, I just let it go. I just
Speaker 3: see where the Winds has shoot. I literally if I
Speaker 3: don't Papa Squat soon, I think I might pass away.
Speaker 1: It's been that's your your name. Your rapper name is
Speaker 1: Papa Squat, Lucas is Papa Pill and mine is Papa Perk.
Speaker 3: There's a dead animal.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Josh is pharmacy, pharmacy. No one eats? Are
Speaker 1: you kidding me? O Zone's k Kyami?
Speaker 3: What Elsie mm hmm?
Speaker 1: Elseleigh Elsa, Elsa the ice Queen. What's that?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 1: Mike Wheeler? That's his rapper name is Mike Wheeler.
Speaker 2: Benn just loses it and starts rapping and going by
Speaker 2: the name of his own kid. Okay, sorry, he gets
Speaker 2: he starts to freak out when he's on camera.
Speaker 1: What did he say?
Speaker 3: He said, humping side down.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're gonna start a rap group. So that's like
Speaker 2: on the list for what we're going to do.
Speaker 1: And we're going to start an ARABNB, starting an airbn.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna start airbnbing out our apartment. But it's like.
Speaker 1: Really fucking and that's why we've been putting in you
Speaker 1: in the boiler room to write down that her room.
Speaker 1: It's a private stay. You won't see us it's a
Speaker 1: private room. You may see us in our little like
Speaker 1: robes pop out of our rooms, full frontal nudity. Cool bush.
Speaker 2: I just I I never understand, Like obviously I get
Speaker 2: it because like you could stay in like a really
Speaker 2: nice Airbnb if you do a private room and it'll
Speaker 2: be like less expensive.
Speaker 3: But I could not.
Speaker 1: Do that, Like no, it's scared, of It's kind of scared.
Speaker 3: That is literally the most terrifying.
Speaker 1: Thing ever, Like it's literally a hotel.
Speaker 3: I have a.
Speaker 2: Friend who's done that before, and he did it like
Speaker 2: in Europe, and I was like, you were insane to
Speaker 2: go to a different country and do it in like
Speaker 2: a random, random stranger's house, Like that's crazy.
Speaker 1: Honestly, I would feel more safe doing it in like Europe. Yeah,
Speaker 1: for some reason, I feel like they have like value
Speaker 1: using morals in other countries. Here, it's like a killer
Speaker 1: would make an an.
Speaker 3: So we have are you okay? In the US. We
Speaker 3: have dignity, we have pride, we.
Speaker 1: Have literally patriotism, like.
Speaker 3: We have slats, yeah.
Speaker 1: Okay, serve yeah, servitude, servitude, We've got servitude. Sleigh your honor,
Speaker 1: your honor. I'm slaying.
Speaker 2: Boo your honor on the boots, your honor on the boots.
Speaker 1: This is house, that's our that's our DJ duo.
Speaker 2: I'm boots in the house down.
Speaker 3: We had last night where I said, I think it
Speaker 3: was when you went in. What did you say?
Speaker 1: It was something like your honor, that pussy was boots?
Speaker 1: You know, your honor? I have. I had a boner, yeah,
Speaker 1: your honor. I had a stinky boner's with the nails.
Speaker 3: On the on the boat.
Speaker 2: I kept going like this, like with his nail and
Speaker 2: then I was like going like this to a girl
Speaker 2: with like those pointy ass nails and being like, your honor,
Speaker 2: double d tits case closed. I use my tit as
Speaker 2: a level I like, or what is it called a sorry?
Speaker 2: I didn't grow up in the fucking judicial system, Like
Speaker 2: what are y'all fucking like little judges?
Speaker 1: Or none of us did?
Speaker 2: Anyway, I want to use my tit like the fucking
Speaker 2: whatever the fuck is called.
Speaker 1: Sam onto the piece of one and it breaks in
Speaker 1: half because it breaks in half, and it's like it
Speaker 1: reverberates and sends a shockwave.
Speaker 2: People's hair like blows it like as you can tell,
Speaker 2: we're leaving society right now. We're leaving society.
Speaker 3: We're like going to find peace with ourselves in the swamp.
Speaker 1: We're doing ayahuasca in the swamp.
Speaker 3: I am on shrooms.
Speaker 1: Hell right now, you're driving on shrooms right now?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: Oh I didn't know this was like an anti drugs group.
Speaker 1: It is. Yeah, it's like, oh, so.
Speaker 2: Y'all are y'all are trying to guilt at me, Like
Speaker 2: you haven't dabbled and gotten behind the wheel.
Speaker 1: No, none of us have.
Speaker 3: I took a dab. I took a shroom. Do you
Speaker 3: want one? Yes? I need? Can I have five?
Speaker 1: No? No?
Speaker 3: I literally panic. I'd have a panic attack. I can't
Speaker 3: be higher around my family. It'll scare I mean.
Speaker 2: The last time we were the Everglades, I got high and
Speaker 2: I felt like I was making friends with the gators.
Speaker 3: Cool, But then I also said that the gators would
Speaker 3: look better.
Speaker 1: Because they're scary.
Speaker 2: There is a program here where you can catch a
Speaker 2: gator and make a burkean I'm not doing that.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, can afford that?
Speaker 1: Here?
Speaker 3: This is this is like it's like a build a Burken,
Speaker 3: but it's.
Speaker 1: Like cheaper build a burken.
Speaker 3: Right from the serf instead of the source. Did you hear. Wow,
Speaker 3: that actually was curious thing next to like volcanoes? Can
Speaker 3: you guys like chill? Like I can see you in
Speaker 3: like my rooview mare.
Speaker 2: And it's freaking yeah, like what y'all been boning back there?
Speaker 3: Oh so no one cares about it's getting monetized.
Speaker 1: Like you're just literally freaks. Is anybody gonna ask me
Speaker 1: about this little orange bracelet on my wrist?
Speaker 3: Oh my god? Okay, yeah, where'd you get that bracelet?
Speaker 3: Where'd you go?
Speaker 1: Ever heard of Soho Beach House?
Speaker 3: Yes? I have.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's where it's from. Yeah, it's from Soho Beach House.
Speaker 1: It's this really beautiful place. I got you in.
Speaker 3: There.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Drew just put his fucking boot down, like he
Speaker 2: literally he put his boots down in the house.
Speaker 1: Of a little thing called Soho House.
Speaker 3: I put my house. I stepped my boot in the door.
Speaker 3: I've got my boot in the door, and soon I'll
Speaker 3: be running.
Speaker 1: Literally were made for walking, these boots.
Speaker 3: My were made for walking. My boots were made for survey.
Speaker 3: That's the difference between us. Your boots made for walking.
Speaker 1: That's just what Wow? Walking walk all over Miami ki
Speaker 1: yamy kiem me.
Speaker 2: Oh he doesn't serve Kiami vice.
Speaker 1: Should we just talk about our friendship with the group
Speaker 1: and how hard it has been on me?
Speaker 3: I thought you were gonna say, should we talk about
Speaker 3: it and like all the love it has to give?
Speaker 1: Not like, no, it's so hard keeping.
Speaker 3: Up with you text and drive. I'm just not gonna like, Oh.
Speaker 2: My god, Amy, Oh, first, I can't be high and drive.
Speaker 3: Now I can't text and drive. What can I do?
Speaker 1: Like you can literally just drive sober and not on
Speaker 1: your phone.
Speaker 3: Oh, I have to have both hands on the wheels.
Speaker 3: I guess. Oh we're gonna die.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh my god, oh my god. Sorry
Speaker 1: literally accidentally actually killing you. I wouldn't scream. I wouldn't scream.
Speaker 1: I would I wouldn't scream. I would embrace it. See
Speaker 1: it on the Patreon.
Speaker 3: Exclusive content on the patreot Literally, David be like, oh
Speaker 3: so literally, ky, I know, I know, I'm sorry. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I heard a word we've said.
Speaker 1: Why did I have to pay for my birthday dinner?
Speaker 1: Because why did I pay for my birthday?
Speaker 2: Literally burdening us with your fucking existence, so you have
Speaker 2: to give us.
Speaker 1: Literally not only was it like the worst dinner I've
Speaker 1: ever eaten in my entire life.
Speaker 3: It's your fault, that's all our fault.
Speaker 1: It okay, yeah, yeah, yes, it's really good. I ate
Speaker 1: the worst food had three bites, was literally on the
Speaker 1: verge of vomiting the entire fucking dinner. And I like
Speaker 1: also wanted to offer my am I the only.
Speaker 2: One who that was one of my favorite dinners I've
Speaker 2: ever had with the crew, Like or is it just me?
Speaker 2: It was amazing, right, guys, Like it was a really
Speaker 2: wonderful thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was, oh wow, Okay, yeah, well I wanted
Speaker 1: to kill myself the whole time, and then I had
Speaker 1: to pay for my own dinner.
Speaker 2: See that's why I don't funk with motherfuckers like you
Speaker 2: is because you like hone in on that negativity and
Speaker 2: I'm just like the positive.
Speaker 1: I'm a vibe terrorizer. I'd like to terrorize the vibe.
Speaker 1: That's like what I am. That's what I do.
Speaker 2: That's my perfect Sometimes pick mirrors right back onto you,
Speaker 2: and then you have fireworks for dinner.
Speaker 1: You See, you can't terrorize the vibe terrorizer. You can't
Speaker 1: terrorize his vibe because you sound bothered. As I will
Speaker 1: make it. I will make it miserable for everybody on
Speaker 1: this fucking boat today. I will make it the worst
Speaker 1: vibe ever.
Speaker 3: It will literally just push you off, Like.
Speaker 1: I will push you off, and that would be a
Speaker 1: win for me. That would be a win for me.
Speaker 3: You get to be the victim.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 2: But in all seriesness, I literally love when you guys
Speaker 2: come to Miami. I think it's like so funny, like
Speaker 2: something about it is so entertaining because it's like seeing
Speaker 2: y'all in my like little world.
Speaker 1: I love it. I want squad to come to literally Shitbury,
Speaker 1: Texas and like vibe out, go on the lake and
Speaker 1: ship like we've done Miami twice now, like yeah, we've
Speaker 1: seen it. Actually I feel like I literally haven't seen
Speaker 1: it because we've just been here for like three days
Speaker 1: at a time. And I really do want to like
Speaker 1: like go on like a really like deep dive of
Speaker 1: like the history of your childhood just so I can
Speaker 1: see where you came from.
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe that'll be a thing where it's like not
Speaker 2: the huge crew, because doing that with the huge crew
Speaker 2: is a little more difficult. Yeah, but we are doing
Speaker 2: the Georgia vibes.
Speaker 1: For oh yeah, we're gonna hit We're gonna hit Georgia.
Speaker 1: We're gonna hit finn Are we hitting Vancouver, No, Yeah,
Speaker 1: we'll hit Vancouver. We're gonna hit England to see in Provincetown,
Speaker 1: Elsie's Elsie.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're literally going across the fucking ocean.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, I like legitimately, like with or without squad
Speaker 1: am going to Elsie's family, literally going.
Speaker 3: To London and I'm smoking fucking spice.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm smoking opium in London's Grandma. But we're uh,
Speaker 1: And then I want to do Granberry really bad, Like
Speaker 1: I really do. Think it would be so funny seeing
Speaker 1: squad mobbing in Granberry.
Speaker 3: And then we all do Honduras.
Speaker 1: Yes, and y'all get left there all right.
Speaker 2: We just wanted to pick back up before we noticed,
Speaker 2: before we even knew it, we were back.
Speaker 3: We were where our dreams were going to be.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we were already here. And it was shocking because
Speaker 1: it was only like forty minutes away when it was
Speaker 1: supposed to be an hour and thirty. It was a
Speaker 1: crazy shrip. You know, time flies when you're having fun
Speaker 1: with your friends, you know people.
Speaker 2: Time flies when you're like just so horny packed into
Speaker 2: your dad's.
Speaker 1: Car sweaty with your friends.
Speaker 2: Nor ass off and like raying someone gives.
Speaker 3: You just a little bit of physical touch.
Speaker 2: Sorry I can't, but yeah, we're here. We're at the
Speaker 2: Everglades right now. If you're from Florida or Miami specifically,
Speaker 2: I'm sure this is somewhere that you either heard of
Speaker 2: or you've been yourself. It's very hot and nice because
Speaker 2: I haven't like really been in the sun as much.
Speaker 3: Yeah this whole time, so it's nice to get that
Speaker 3: sun like on me.
Speaker 1: You know, I thought I thought sun was supposed to
Speaker 1: cure depression. But like every time I go into the
Speaker 1: sun for more than like four hours a day, by
Speaker 1: the time it's ready for bed, I literally am the
Speaker 1: stadust I've ever been in my entire life. Did we
Speaker 1: click record on the camera?
Speaker 3: Uh? Yeah I did. Wow.
Speaker 2: No trust, no trust in a word, making sure, no
Speaker 2: trust in a woman, like y'all are like, yeah, like
Speaker 2: I can't you.
Speaker 1: Can't trust women because I don't say women are.
Speaker 2: Like really bad at their jobs, like they usually like
Speaker 2: do a worse job than men. Yeah, they're just not
Speaker 2: as smart. Like for instance, a man was driving that car,
Speaker 2: so he got by very smoothly.
Speaker 3: He didn't crush our toes exactly.
Speaker 1: If a girl was driving, our feet would have probably
Speaker 1: and we would have died probably and turned into fucking pulp.
Speaker 1: But like, that's just kind of the vibe recently we've
Speaker 1: had is.
Speaker 3: Not liking women that I don't want to. I was joking,
Speaker 3: I don't want to.
Speaker 1: That's the vibe we've kind of had recently.
Speaker 2: The media of the week is us reading like men
Speaker 2: inacest books and what I've just been like really like
Speaker 2: opening my eyes up to like the fact that like
Speaker 2: men should be seen, they should be heard, men should
Speaker 2: be seen, not heard.
Speaker 1: That's actually yeah, Like I'm always down to be seen.
Speaker 3: Why you're rallying that, well, I don't see you, cuy.
Speaker 1: I never see I see the type of person that
Speaker 1: you are.
Speaker 3: That That's how I feel about High. I see the
Speaker 3: kind of person he is.
Speaker 2: I see right through that little, shy, quiet, nice man facade.
Speaker 2: I know you're evil and I know you stink because
Speaker 2: I can smell you.
Speaker 1: Maybe grind oh me relection mind, take good time on
Speaker 1: me relection mind.
Speaker 3: Oh my oh, get the fuck away from us.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. We can't have a moment to ourselves.
Speaker 3: We know, like that actually creeped me the fuck.
Speaker 1: Out dangerous guy. That was really dangerous and.
Speaker 3: You're going to hell. You're lucky.
Speaker 2: How don't have my fucking pepper spray on me today
Speaker 2: because you would have got got bitch, you would have
Speaker 2: gotten I would have rolled you into the swamp.
Speaker 3: One of me.
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, honestly. Apology denied, denied.
Speaker 2: You know what, I'm gonna take that apology and shove
Speaker 2: it right up your fucking ass motherfucker.
Speaker 1: Guys down for that though. That's the thing, is the.
Speaker 3: Wind bothering it? Your mama? I had sex with your
Speaker 3: mom last night. Did you know that guy and she
Speaker 3: squirted everywhere? Did you know your mom was a squirter?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, why would you know that?
Speaker 3: You ew?
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 3: This is going on the internet. People see it, like.
Speaker 1: Get it, get it?
Speaker 3: Yeah, dude.
Speaker 2: When we went to like a club the other night,
Speaker 2: I for the first time looked around.
Speaker 3: I was like, Dude, my friends so obviously do not
Speaker 3: fit in.
Speaker 2: I was like, they are so obviously like the like
Speaker 2: odd ones out and like especially when Miami like Classics
Speaker 2: were coming on and me Sabrina and like all my
Speaker 2: Miami friends are like singing them and screaming.
Speaker 1: And then y'all were like, dance, don't I was in
Speaker 1: on the Miami songs.
Speaker 3: I guess, yeah, you've you've died.
Speaker 1: You've trained my ear. Yeah, you trained me.
Speaker 2: However, I'm so high playing you, Jess might be the
Speaker 2: saxiest thing.
Speaker 3: No, I don't up the.
Speaker 1: Club up and I am maybe I am just one
Speaker 1: of the.
Speaker 3: Just yeah, I know you are just like a random motherfucker. No,
Speaker 3: I know it sucks. It sucks not to be in
Speaker 3: Ome are you?
Speaker 2: Are you dancing to me singing cuy, thank you?
Speaker 3: I can have a lot. I got that set and
Speaker 3: I'm so high and I'm so high.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, I do know that one the just your
Speaker 1: tone was off, You're out of key, and I'm so.
Speaker 3: I'm never out of key. I'm always having.
Speaker 1: A key a key key here here, here here.
Speaker 2: But yeah, it was really funny because I turned around.
Speaker 2: I was like ordering drinks for everybody, and I turned
Speaker 2: around and I was like, oh my god, my friends
Speaker 2: are the losers.
Speaker 1: I was like, we got we're we did look like
Speaker 1: loser freaks, but also at the same time, we just
Speaker 1: have fun, like we don't.
Speaker 2: But what's fun is like in Miami, they actually danced,
Speaker 2: so for once we didn't look like no one was dancing.
Speaker 2: There was the people dancing, but people were dancing at
Speaker 2: their tables with their crews.
Speaker 1: Maybe that was the case, Guy Guy said, and it
Speaker 1: fucking cracked me up. He was like, we were literally
Speaker 1: at a fortnight math last night, because that video looks
Speaker 1: like a tilted tower. Yeah, there was a tilted tower.
Speaker 1: And they were like, it was crazy.
Speaker 3: If you live in Miami. The club was Oasis and
Speaker 3: wind would it was really funny.
Speaker 2: But Kai at one point got really hot and wanted
Speaker 2: to take off his hoodie and I know, like, I
Speaker 2: didn't talk to you about this, and I don't know
Speaker 2: if it actually bothered you, but I was cracking up
Speaker 2: because he want to tick off his hoodie and I
Speaker 2: was trying to help him, but his shirt came off
Speaker 2: with it and he had to just commit to being
Speaker 2: suretless in the club.
Speaker 4: And dude, know, it was so sick that if I
Speaker 4: tried to take my hoodie off with these fucking nails
Speaker 4: and how sweaty I already was, my shirt was gonna
Speaker 4: come off no matter what. So I was just like
Speaker 4: I go to lean into this and just make it
Speaker 4: a bit, And I knew that, like if I was
Speaker 4: struggling and it would start to like rip it.
Speaker 2: Off, I was helping because you were because because your
Speaker 2: sleeve was hella stuck, and.
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't know how you did that
Speaker 1: so bad. Like I've never seen someone take a hoodie
Speaker 1: off and then the shirt come off that much like
Speaker 1: I feel like in middle it is a little slut. Yeah,
Speaker 1: in middle school, I feel like that's like one of
Speaker 1: the worst things ever. Is like when you're taking off
Speaker 1: your hoodie and class and then your mid drift shows
Speaker 1: and it's, yeah, your little your little belly pops out.
Speaker 1: Like I remember being so embarrassed.
Speaker 3: By only my dream when I started wearing my training barrow.
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh my god, I have to take my
Speaker 3: hoodie off. I hope my fucking brawl doesn't show right now.
Speaker 2: Nobody sees that I'm growing in these fucking triple A
Speaker 2: is these triple A batteries, these Triple A nipples.
Speaker 3: Yeah, my fucking swollen nipples. This guy's going the wrong way.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is actually really fucking toxic, so embarrassing for him.
Speaker 1: But yeah, we're at the Everglades. We're kind of chilling
Speaker 1: waiting on our boat to pull up because we miss start.
Speaker 2: Just we live like the real Miami life, Like we
Speaker 2: go from yacht to air boat to yacht. Tomorrow we
Speaker 2: have another yacht eight am and then they have to
Speaker 2: get on the flight.
Speaker 3: But the flight is departing from the boat.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a water plane, water flaying back across the country.
Speaker 1: Well, scary fucking birds. The scary fucking birds are out
Speaker 1: to play.
Speaker 3: No, those are the like big Miami birds.
Speaker 1: It just flew by.
Speaker 3: Dude, dude, I know.
Speaker 1: I am sad that I leave tomorrow. Like I feel
Speaker 1: like we're all Me and Lucas were talking about it.
Speaker 1: We're like, damn, like this shit went by so fast,
Speaker 1: Like but like time flies when you're having fun.
Speaker 2: I said it time flies outside and they mean.
Speaker 1: Girl, this literally, this segment that we're adding is literally
Speaker 1: just us singing the entire time and saying sorry, nothing.
Speaker 2: It's because we're in Miami, and when you're in Miami,
Speaker 2: you got that groove in you.
Speaker 1: All right, Well girl, no we oh yeah, I was
Speaker 1: about to say, we have not been doing.
Speaker 3: Anything so scared of them getting on the boat without us.
Speaker 1: What if the girl they would not depart without us,
Speaker 1: someone would run over here and grab us before they left.
Speaker 3: I'm literally so excited.
Speaker 1: They said, we have an hour and a half, like
Speaker 1: until the next boat pulls up.
Speaker 2: When we got here, my whole family and like a
Speaker 2: few other friends were like waiting outside, and I was like,
Speaker 2: this is so fucking funny. And then we all hopped
Speaker 2: out of this car and it was like my family,
Speaker 2: all my friends, and like.
Speaker 3: I was just it's just such a real sight to see.
Speaker 1: It's a surreal sight.
Speaker 2: It's a beautiful sight. It's beautiful when you make friends
Speaker 2: who your family love. Because I've literally that that says
Speaker 2: a lot about a person. My dad was actually saying,
Speaker 2: like I say, He's like, it says a lot about you,
Speaker 2: Like I've never met like a friend of yours or
Speaker 2: like a friend of your other friends who I didn't like,
Speaker 2: and that says a lot about them, because if the
Speaker 2: people they brought around me like we're rude or disrespectful,
Speaker 2: then that shows a lot on the character they actually
Speaker 2: are outside.
Speaker 3: In my doors. And I was like, that is so true.
Speaker 3: And then he called Drew Jesus. He said, Drew looks
Speaker 3: like Jesus.
Speaker 1: I did get the Jesus. I've been getting Jesus comments
Speaker 1: the entire trip, like by like random strangers in the hotel.
Speaker 2: They're gonna fucking starts and think you fucking washed up
Speaker 2: on shore to like save to save Miami.
Speaker 1: Just put some blood around my head and I'll like
Speaker 1: really serve you.
Speaker 2: Flower crown, Yes, every every rose has its fim, Jesus
Speaker 2: put a flower crown instead of thorns.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he didn't mention you.
Speaker 1: He did talk a lot about me, though.
Speaker 2: He was like he was saying, no, actually, I'm sorry
Speaker 2: to cut you off. He was talking a lot about Tyler,
Speaker 2: not you girl. Really yeah, first of well, no, he.
Speaker 3: Was talking about you. I'm sorry that was meaning me.
Speaker 1: No, I'm saying really to Tyler, No.
Speaker 3: I fully cut you off.
Speaker 2: Every time I cut you off on podcasts, I get
Speaker 2: really uncomfortable and nervous because I'm like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: these are just like our things where people can like
Speaker 2: look at that and think like I'm the worst friend
Speaker 2: to you, and it makes.
Speaker 1: Me really, it just makes sense in our friendship. It
Speaker 1: just makes sense in our relationship.
Speaker 3: It says a lot.
Speaker 1: I'm just that's something that I've been like really leaning
Speaker 1: into recently is like kind of my like what's it
Speaker 1: called introverted vibe, Like I was talking about it with
Speaker 1: Kai where I feel like I don't know if I
Speaker 1: talked about this in the last episode. I don't think
Speaker 1: I did. Maybe I did, I don't know, but I
Speaker 1: was just like I'm leaning into my introverted side. Like
Speaker 1: i feel like I've lived a very extroverted early twenties
Speaker 1: and now I'm like like oversaturated with like friendship and
Speaker 1: which is like a very like I'm just.
Speaker 3: Wait, too many cool people around.
Speaker 1: I make too many friends, way too many cool people
Speaker 1: around me that I just like need a break. But
Speaker 1: like genuinely, I feel like I've like been hanging so
Speaker 1: much and like seeing people all the time that like
Speaker 1: I just need some time to myself and just like
Speaker 1: need to be alone in my room sometimes and like
Speaker 1: but I feel like I have always like been like
Speaker 1: that though, like where I were hanging in big groups,
Speaker 1: like I'll just like retire back to my room.
Speaker 3: Yeah that's like always been your robe.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I'm just in my introverted era right now
Speaker 1: now that I have gray hairs, no one can see
Speaker 1: me now I have Now I'm gonna wear this hat
Speaker 1: like fucking crazy.
Speaker 3: You already do wear that hat.
Speaker 2: Bit it's fucking like it's you know when like people
Speaker 2: wear like a band aid too long and it's like
Speaker 2: their skin starts melting into the band aid.
Speaker 3: That's like you and that fucking hat.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's sealed in my head. You pull the
Speaker 1: hat off and my hair comes off with it.
Speaker 3: Fully.
Speaker 1: But I just love this cap. I love the way
Speaker 1: it fits, I love the vibe it gives zone.
Speaker 3: It just look good. You look suxy.
Speaker 2: You kind of look like if you add two beers
Speaker 2: at a bar and I like bumped into you would
Speaker 2: turn around and push me on the floor.
Speaker 1: No, that's well, that is who I am. I'm leaning
Speaker 1: into that character like you do that kind of stuff.
Speaker 1: I beat people up, true, I don't give a buck.
Speaker 1: We can't beat people with your nails. No, I can't
Speaker 1: say that.
Speaker 2: But yeah, when I cut you off, when you were
Speaker 2: about to literally lie and say that my dad was
Speaker 2: calling you sexy or something, because you were fully just
Speaker 2: gonna lie.
Speaker 3: When I was like, did your dad mentioned me?
Speaker 2: And you were like, no, he mentioned me, a lie
Speaker 2: And you were just about to lie because you weren't there.
Speaker 1: No, you called me and told me how much he
Speaker 1: talked about Oh he actually did.
Speaker 2: I fully forgot. So yeah, that's how easily I forget
Speaker 2: about you. Oh and don't fucking forget it.
Speaker 1: That's like really fucked up.
Speaker 3: That's how easy I could replace you.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: No, no, I feel good. That made me feel really good.
Speaker 2: But yeah, my dad was like talking about Duas and
Speaker 2: he's like, he's like man like because obviously we've kind
Speaker 2: of talked about like our rough patch, and obviously I
Speaker 2: told my dad about that because I'm of she.
Speaker 1: Talked a lot of shit about me and probably exaggerated
Speaker 1: about me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was being helodramatic, I was gaslighting. I was
Speaker 2: sleigh lighting. But yeah, I was like told my dad
Speaker 2: about all that. And then he was like, I feel
Speaker 2: like Drew's like grown so much over the past two years,
Speaker 2: and like he seems like such a good kid and
Speaker 2: I really like him. Like he was like, I really
Speaker 2: really like Drew and was just talking like highly of Drew.
Speaker 3: But then randomly he started.
Speaker 2: Talking about like Tyler the Creator, and I was like
Speaker 2: what because we were talking about like fashion.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, and then he was.
Speaker 2: Like, you know, speaking of fashion, you know who like,
Speaker 2: I like what I saw the other day. I saw
Speaker 2: that video of Tyler like riding his bike around and
Speaker 2: he was going on like the craziest like tangent. He
Speaker 2: was like, oh, I saw that video of Tyler the
Speaker 2: Creator riding his bike at the Louis Vuitton show.
Speaker 3: You know that's a motherfucker who's like done everything right.
Speaker 2: He's like made sure he was in the right rooms
Speaker 2: at the right time, and he's gonna be the big
Speaker 2: stame in fashion. And I was like that, I've never
Speaker 2: heard him talk about that man once in my life.
Speaker 1: But he was wrong.
Speaker 2: He wasn't wrong, but I was like he was going
Speaker 2: in and he was just like being like a fan.
Speaker 1: I love that your dad knows things about like like
Speaker 1: culture culture. Yeah, like I it's like super sick, Like
Speaker 1: he's inter twined in like young people culture. My dad
Speaker 1: couldn't name a soul that I fucked with heavily, dude.
Speaker 3: That's funny.
Speaker 2: For some reason, he also thinks Finn is a YouTuber,
Speaker 2: though he said that yesterday to my family because we
Speaker 2: were talking about Carbone and like, Finn was like really
Speaker 2: sweet and I really wanted to take my dad to Carbone,
Speaker 2: but they wouldn't bet an eye at me, so like
Speaker 2: he got me and my dad a reservation, which was
Speaker 2: literally so sweet. Like I took my dad to dinner,
Speaker 2: like a really nice dinner for his birthday, and he
Speaker 2: like really like my dad used to be a chef
Speaker 2: and he loves like food and just like restaurant culture,
Speaker 2: so he really likes going to a nice spot. So we went,
Speaker 2: and I fully forgot where. Oh but then when I
Speaker 2: got home, my uncle and aunt were at the crib
Speaker 2: like with my mom, and my dad was like talking
Speaker 2: about how like it's really hard to get a reservation
Speaker 2: there apparently, and then he was like, yeah, but like
Speaker 2: one of his friends who's like a really big YouTuber
Speaker 2: gottess In, and I was listening to it, and I
Speaker 2: was like, that's not what he is, but okay. I
Speaker 2: was like, Okay, maybe he's not that tappening because my
Speaker 2: mom knew who Finn was.
Speaker 1: But like my dad was like, your mom lives on Netflix, though.
Speaker 3: I can't believe everything.
Speaker 2: Every time we log into Netflix, it's so fucking like, sorry,
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, it's so fucking loud, and then
Speaker 2: I got mixed up in my sentence. Hold one every
Speaker 2: time we log into Netflix. Everything's in Spanish because my
Speaker 2: mom is watching and she like only speaks Spanish.
Speaker 3: So then like we'll like be watching a trailer for
Speaker 3: something and it's.
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, we'll be We'll be like five minutes in
Speaker 1: and realized that the show is not supposed to be
Speaker 1: in Spanish and'll be like, wait, what the fuck me, Like,
Speaker 1: what's this Spanish film?
Speaker 3: And we're like, oh, it's literally subtitles.
Speaker 1: It's literally super bad in Spanish.
Speaker 2: The Loving, Loving Madonald's Madonald's.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I'm fucking up to McDonald's after that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's That's been my vie the entire time, and
Speaker 1: no one's fucking like, let me live McDonald's vibe, Like
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna Why do we have to go out
Speaker 1: to a nice restaurant every night? Why can't we just
Speaker 1: go get McDonald's. You literally sound like a old I
Speaker 1: just I ride so hard for McDonald's, it's insane, Like
Speaker 1: it's like the best restaurant like ever made. There is
Speaker 1: like there's validity to that statement because there's no way
Speaker 1: it's the biggest restaurant in the world and literally everyone
Speaker 1: on this fucking planet, not everyone, but like literally ninety
Speaker 1: percent of the planet has eaten McDonald's.
Speaker 3: I've never had McDonald's before.
Speaker 1: That's how I wanted to know.
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, it's a big day, We're going
Speaker 3: on the boat, Like, maybe I'll try something. No, that's
Speaker 3: why I want to.
Speaker 1: I ate you out in the McDonald's bathroom.
Speaker 3: Oh say that, Like, why are you gonna like let
Speaker 3: the public know that kind of shit?
Speaker 1: What if they just got on the boat without us
Speaker 1: and dipped.
Speaker 3: I would literally fucking punch my dad in the skull.
Speaker 1: That's our boat though, that's your boat. That's the private boat.
Speaker 3: Oh it is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So all right, let's do some media real quick
Speaker 1: wrap this up. Read all right, So I haven't again
Speaker 1: been watching too many shows because I've just been binging Futurama.
Speaker 1: That's been my vibe. So like we've just been Yeah,
Speaker 1: I've just been like binging Futurama. But my music is
Speaker 1: Chrome Country by one O Tricks point Never nine Bit
Speaker 1: Blues by Kid Kowala and He's a Mighty Good Leader
Speaker 1: by Beck. I've probably said all three of those songs
Speaker 1: already on this media, But it's okay because it just
Speaker 1: shows that I am about what I say, and I
Speaker 1: listened to and love those music.
Speaker 3: I'm about the things I came to love.
Speaker 2: Okay, my media the week is by the time I
Speaker 2: get to Phoenix by Dorothy Ashby Star by Seven for
Speaker 2: You Prince and Inside it Out by Feast.
Speaker 3: Their cover is so good I already.
Speaker 1: Set it out by FECs like poop Yeah no, why
Speaker 1: would why would a band call themselves poop?
Speaker 3: True?
Speaker 1: Uh, there's literally the poop fuckers and the ship fart.
Speaker 3: The butt suckers is that what it is? The butt
Speaker 3: suckers or yeah, Drew, you don't know shit, you know?
Speaker 1: There's also the poop shitters. I swear to god, there's
Speaker 1: poop shitters.
Speaker 3: Kay, you would know.
Speaker 2: You're like one of those guys who like just weirdly
Speaker 2: knows a lot for no reason.
Speaker 1: Oh my, so you're you're like, Oh, I watched The
Speaker 1: Green Knight on the airplane?
Speaker 3: Was it horny? Was it hell of horny?
Speaker 1: Girl? That ship was boring as fuck? Was halfway through
Speaker 1: and was bored as ship like I can't do like
Speaker 1: old English movie. It was horny. There were horny scenes.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I just wanted to watch it because I heard
Speaker 2: someone say that the horny scenes were really sexy horny?
Speaker 1: Is that actually true? Because I only got halfway through
Speaker 1: and was like, Okay, I literally am falling asleep watching this.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel like it's a really boring movie.
Speaker 2: But people were like, dude, that the sex scenes were
Speaker 2: like the some of the most like intensely horny things.
Speaker 1: Word. Yeah, I mean like there was the reason they're
Speaker 1: not for me to watch anything. I take that back.
Speaker 1: It wasn't like bad.
Speaker 4: It was could you see like any penises in it?
Speaker 1: Or I didn't see I didn't see cock at all.
Speaker 1: But no, it wasn't like bad. It was just like
Speaker 1: like just not the the pace that I wanted to
Speaker 1: be on the airplane, Like I wanted like something that
Speaker 1: I could like understand, like what was going on.
Speaker 2: Well, I watched Moonline, Moonrise, Kingdom for the first time.
Speaker 2: Super cute, good show, good, There's like one really good
Speaker 2: song off of there that I forgot to look up,
Speaker 2: but I want it on my playlist.
Speaker 3: And then dude, it feels so good outside right now.
Speaker 3: And then I watched Jackass.
Speaker 2: Three with my family and it was really funny because
Speaker 2: like Natalie is around the age where like I was
Speaker 2: when I was really obsessed with Jackass, and I wanted
Speaker 2: to see if she was like into any of the
Speaker 2: guys on it, like if she had a crush on
Speaker 2: Donny Knoxville, who was on My Fight, And I literally was,
Speaker 2: but literally horny, like I'm not kidding, like, oh I did, Sorry, sorry,
Speaker 2: I just had to figure out again. But you know how,
Speaker 2: I'm always like oh, because I don't find like random
Speaker 2: men attractive. But for the first time in my life,
Speaker 2: I was next to a man where I was like,
Speaker 2: I will literally like I will summersault onto your balls
Speaker 2: right now, and if you see this Johnny.
Speaker 3: Knoxville, I will literally gobble.
Speaker 1: Your cock like hit me up, hit my line.
Speaker 3: But yeah, I made them watch it.
Speaker 2: My mom agreed that Johnny Knoxville was sexy, and then
Speaker 2: I told my dad that I found Johnny Knoxville sexy
Speaker 2: and he goes, he's an old man now, and I
Speaker 2: was like, he's a sexy old man now, Like what the.
Speaker 3: Fuck are you talking about?
Speaker 1: Period?
Speaker 2: But yeah, so my parents would approve of our relationship,
Speaker 2: like it would be chill.
Speaker 3: Let me know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that's this episode. Thank you guys for
Speaker 1: tuning in my heroes. You're constantly slaying my day. Away,
Speaker 1: and it's just like very curious how powerful all of
Speaker 1: you are. Honestly, the theme song for Emergency and Her Calm,
Speaker 1: I'll just riff it real quick. I'm making up a
Speaker 1: theme song.
Speaker 3: God, get dom over here, Get over here.
Speaker 5: I love Emergency and a Conviews and you're really beautiful
Speaker 5: and there's like a vibe to you, guys that I
Speaker 5: want to know. And in your and Kai are ignoring
Speaker 5: everything I'm saying because it's the Indian Kai podcast, But
Speaker 5: at the end of the day, it's Emergency Intercom and
Speaker 5: there's hell a beautiful views.
Speaker 3: Hello, bitches, you want to fuck me because of this?
Speaker 3: Because I'm so sexy you want.
Speaker 1: To suck on about all right, guys.
Speaker 4: My media of the week is the video I took
Speaker 4: of Drew while he was sleeping last night. I pulled
Speaker 4: his pants down.
Speaker 2: No, he did send it to me. It was a
Speaker 2: good video. Did I look and you were fucking hung
Speaker 2: like a horse? Big cap double ed balls.
Speaker 3: We should start.
Speaker 1: I wish, honestly, honestly, I wish my balls were a
Speaker 1: little bigger. I'll say that. I'll admit that your body
Speaker 1: is rocket Have you seen my penis before? Kai? Yeah?
Speaker 4: I mean in the video last night and they with
Speaker 4: it too.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, bye, guys. I feel like my butt is sweaty?
Speaker 2: Is my butt sweaty?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: Don't don't look at my ass.
Speaker 1: Eyes looking at it way too long. You look at
Speaker 1: it way too long.