WEBVTT - Our Friends Are Parasites

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome back to Emergency Intercom. Welcome back to this episode

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<v Speaker 1>of Emergency Intercom.

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<v Speaker 2>If I'm not making eye contact, it's literally because I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not trying to kill eight people in my parents' car.

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<v Speaker 3>You're probably curious where we are.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to die in this car with you. No, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so just make eye contact. Make eye contact on the road,

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<v Speaker 1>on the road.

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<v Speaker 2>Although the camera is fully shaking, but like, you get

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<v Speaker 2>what you get and you don't get upset. You.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Like, we're really going out of our way to make.

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<v Speaker 3>This happen, going out of our fucking way to do

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<v Speaker 3>our job right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Craziest part is I haven't heard this entire squad. This

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<v Speaker 1>silent is the entire fucking trip, and it's scaring the

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<v Speaker 1>fuck out of me.

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<v Speaker 2>Old squad pulled up to my house and I immediately

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<v Speaker 2>got so nervous because I was like, dude, these are

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<v Speaker 2>this is the loudest group of.

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<v Speaker 3>People in the world.

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<v Speaker 2>And I just brought them into my family's home and

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<v Speaker 2>it was so silent in here, like three minutes ago.

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<v Speaker 2>Everyone was silently awaiting, like putting on their best manners.

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<v Speaker 3>And then all my homies came in and they're like.

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<v Speaker 1>Yo, not a bad way though.

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<v Speaker 3>My family fucks with that because they I trained them.

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<v Speaker 1>To enjoy, Yeah, to enjoy annoying, obnoxious, annoying. Yeah, let's yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>let's talk about it. Let's dive in, let's talk about it.

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<v Speaker 1>Classic like nails, ladies, nails, show the nails. No, not

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<v Speaker 1>the fucking girls.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, the girls.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if we can see that, but everybody,

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<v Speaker 1>all the boys got nails. Ladies, ladies, ladies, ladies.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, we're in Miami right now. We're literally on

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<v Speaker 2>the way to the Everglades, which.

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<v Speaker 1>It's gonna be so fucking fun. I last time I

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<v Speaker 1>was there, it is okay. So this is like the

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<v Speaker 1>sequence of it, the sequence of fun for me. So

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<v Speaker 1>like this secrets of fun, fuck you motherfucker. No. So

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<v Speaker 1>it went like I was like, the Airboat was the

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<v Speaker 1>most fun I've had in four years of my entire life.

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<v Speaker 1>Like the drifting, the whole vibe is fucking crazy. And

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<v Speaker 1>then I went to them literally coming out of the movie,

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<v Speaker 1>this is the best movie I've ever seen in my life.

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<v Speaker 1>The next was The Monster Trucks, and I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>this is the most fun I've ever had in four years.

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<v Speaker 1>Like this shit is fucking lit, Like, are you kidding me?

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<v Speaker 1>And then yesterday it was the fucking yacht and I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, oh, that was the most fun I've ever

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<v Speaker 1>had in my entire life. I think the airboat might

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<v Speaker 1>top it. I think I think it might like come

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<v Speaker 1>back around and take first place. You know what I'm saying, dude,

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<v Speaker 1>because it's just.

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<v Speaker 2>So fucking funny, Like again, literally everything to me now,

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<v Speaker 2>like you have the existentialism where you're like, nothing matters,

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<v Speaker 2>we're so small and like you freak out like that.

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<v Speaker 2>I have that in the way that I'm like, this

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<v Speaker 2>is fucking hilarious because humans are literally so beyond what

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<v Speaker 2>they were supposed to do.

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<v Speaker 3>The Everglades is like, yeah, let's keep the Everglades safe.

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<v Speaker 2>So we can put fucking diesel boats steeled boats.

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<v Speaker 3>Onto the grass and zoom through everything.

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<v Speaker 1>It's probably good for it somehow. It probably like cuts

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<v Speaker 1>it and keeps it clean or something. He's telling us

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<v Speaker 1>about the forest or the water fires that like keep

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<v Speaker 1>it clean and shit, yeah, keep it filtered.

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<v Speaker 2>There's actually a lot more on the back of the

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<v Speaker 2>airboat that we're on, and they're just it's.

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<v Speaker 1>Literally a giant lawnmower. It's literally a giant fucking fan.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm really curious. Also, I don't think I mentioned this,

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<v Speaker 2>but we're going with my family, like they're not in

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<v Speaker 2>the car with us, but.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I wouldn't allow them in here.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Drew was like, I know, Like to my dad,

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<v Speaker 2>he was like, I know, you're like letting us borrow

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<v Speaker 2>your like big ass bar, but you need to go

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<v Speaker 2>squeeze the rest of that damn family in your other

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<v Speaker 2>car exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>It was like, you're not popping in here. I'm sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>Like I don't give a fuck.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't give a fuck, which usually I would be

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<v Speaker 2>like really offended by it, and like I was shocked.

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<v Speaker 2>My dad didn't like pick Drew up by the neck

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<v Speaker 2>and body slam him. But like there was something in

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<v Speaker 2>the room that like Drew just like there's love.

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<v Speaker 1>I can. I'm like, I'm I'm Sigma. Kai I said,

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<v Speaker 1>I was Sigma. I give Sigma.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe it's because my dad I give.

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<v Speaker 1>I give Megma. I'm giving. It's giving magma. Yeah, what

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<v Speaker 1>is that? It's like you're the alpha without even wanting

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<v Speaker 1>to be the alpha.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think that's That's not what that means.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what it means it's.

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<v Speaker 3>Like coum or something.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like it's like, so dick cheese your cheese serving.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, that's what I means.

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<v Speaker 2>You men don't get discharge, you get dirty fucking cock

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<v Speaker 2>syndrome because y'all can't clean your dick like girls get

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<v Speaker 2>discharged because we're our bodies are cleansing. It's literally a detox.

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<v Speaker 2>My discharge is a detox.

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<v Speaker 1>If I drank your detox, I mean.

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<v Speaker 3>My blood, my fucking mic felt. If I drank your.

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<v Speaker 1>Detalk, give me a shot of your detox.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, fine, I just well, I'm not making detox right now.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm making beet juice.

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<v Speaker 1>What I thought we were. Can all the guys agree

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<v Speaker 1>that periods are weird and gross? Okay, okay, yeah, it

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<v Speaker 1>just it really freaks me out, Like.

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<v Speaker 2>You guys never have a moment to like to reiterate

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<v Speaker 2>that it was a joke and it's just Peopore are

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<v Speaker 2>kind of like, yeah, they like their whole crew seems

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<v Speaker 2>really nice and I want friends like that, but they do.

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<v Speaker 1>See they're very anti period.

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<v Speaker 3>They're anti period.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, they're like girls should just spend their money on

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<v Speaker 2>getting their nails done, not getting tampons and stuff like

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<v Speaker 2>you're wasting your money elsewhere like this that all that

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<v Speaker 2>y'all should have gotten your nails done with like big

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<v Speaker 2>ass rhinestones.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I told Kyle, was like you need I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, I need to put a big fucking rhinestone

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<v Speaker 1>on his ring finger, like a big one. And he

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<v Speaker 1>was like, no, I think I just want to do

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<v Speaker 1>like the all sleek like black. Look.

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<v Speaker 3>I know, I didn't want to spend an extra five

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<v Speaker 3>dollars per nail to get Ryan, so.

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<v Speaker 1>Dude, no, it was no, it was four hundred dollars total.

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<v Speaker 1>It was no, it was like four hundred and fifty

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<v Speaker 1>dollars for four people to get their nails done.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but O'Ryan went to a spot and got her

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<v Speaker 3>shit done for forty.

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<v Speaker 1>I know. The reason we had to get scammed, though,

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<v Speaker 1>was because we were trying to support the local economy,

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<v Speaker 1>Like we just wanted to drive the economy.

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<v Speaker 3>Y'all had to go to like a little spot in Hialeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Where did y'all go, little havana and neo nails. No

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<v Speaker 1>free promo, no free promo.

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<v Speaker 2>You saying we have to support the local economy, and

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<v Speaker 2>then the local business would be like.

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, no, no, no, no.

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<v Speaker 1>Tags, no, none of that. But yeah, we got our

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<v Speaker 1>nails done. It was super sick. Everybody was like laughing

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<v Speaker 1>with us, not at us, they were laughing with us.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait, can I talk about the lady on the boat?

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<v Speaker 1>Literally?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, but oh yeah, sorry, I fully cut you off.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I'm used to it. I'm used to being talked

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<v Speaker 1>over by everyone in this car. I just get cut off.

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<v Speaker 1>I get cut off. It's just my life, it's my fuck.

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<v Speaker 1>See there it goes. Yeah, I'll shut a question like.

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<v Speaker 3>You want fucking attention, bitch, Like it's not your birthday anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>The way it is on my fucking birthday trip.

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<v Speaker 3>We're silencing Drew All, twenty twenty two.

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<v Speaker 1>Silence Drew twenty twenty two.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm gonna get big red, white and blue signs

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<v Speaker 2>of that man, literally a billboard Silence Drew. Someone yesterday

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<v Speaker 2>in front of us had stickers on their car that

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<v Speaker 2>were somebody who was like, enough, period, I will not

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<v Speaker 2>comply about the mask mandates.

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<v Speaker 3>And it was like legalize freedom.

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<v Speaker 2>Me me, I know, I'm like, take the muzzle off,

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<v Speaker 2>take the muzzle off, unmasked the truth.

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<v Speaker 3>That's literally that was Batman's campaign. But I know what

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<v Speaker 3>they were trying to hint you.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so you were saying they weren't you claim they

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<v Speaker 2>weren't laughing at you. They were laughing with you, which

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<v Speaker 2>is a very beautiful way to take bullying.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it was just not It was honestly just a

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<v Speaker 1>really great experience just getting nails with my boys. Like

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<v Speaker 1>we're just like we're just like a squad, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>like and we roll together and we're just, yeah, y'all.

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<v Speaker 2>Do just stand for like anti like fragile masculinity, Like

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<v Speaker 2>y'all all are.

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<v Speaker 1>Serving like yeah, we're I'm saying, fuck gender norms. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>getting tips put on, he said, tintser tits, tits, get

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<v Speaker 1>them installed, installing.

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<v Speaker 3>I have to upgrade my tits right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, literally, let me up Gray Asia up, great, Agia.

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<v Speaker 3>The good thing is my phone's literally at.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh shit, flop.

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<v Speaker 3>How is that like a flop?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm literally flopping so fucking hard right now, it's embarrassing.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm actually taking all to the airport right now and

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<v Speaker 2>you all on a plane back home. But the lady

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<v Speaker 2>on the boat literally pulled me aside, like I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know why but when I went down under the Boat Australia,

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<v Speaker 2>I knew you were going to say that, and I

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<v Speaker 2>tried to keep going and say something about the boat

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<v Speaker 2>because I knew you were going to make that joke down.

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<v Speaker 1>Under quick calling it the boat it was a yacht, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>come on, everyone's like boat this boat that No, it's

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<v Speaker 1>a yacht with a bedroom.

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<v Speaker 3>It was a yacht with a bedroomin she offered, y'all loom.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Literally immediately it was. It was the craziest vibe.

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<v Speaker 3>She saw your nails and she was serving ally.

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<v Speaker 1>She was giving an ally. She was like, I have

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<v Speaker 1>scrubs and loubs. She can suit her up my hus

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<v Speaker 1>she can give me a husband's stitch after kid destroys

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<v Speaker 1>my whole.

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<v Speaker 2>Ah ow okay. But she was like she saw me,

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<v Speaker 2>like come. I don't know if it's because I came

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<v Speaker 2>last or what, but she was like, is it your birthday?

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<v Speaker 3>And I was like no, and she was like, I thought.

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<v Speaker 2>They got the nails for your birthday and I was like, no, no,

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<v Speaker 2>it's not my birthday.

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<v Speaker 3>It's it's the kid with curly hair's birthday.

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<v Speaker 1>And then she was like, oh, I'm the kid with

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<v Speaker 1>curly hair. That's how y'all describe me, now. No.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, Oh, it's the ugly, like scary mother

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<v Speaker 2>tucker who looks like he snuck onto the boat.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like his birthday. Oh I'm sorry, who snuck onto.

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<v Speaker 1>The yacht exactly?

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<v Speaker 2>But I was like, it's his birthday. And then she

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<v Speaker 2>was like, why did they get the nails? And I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, oh, they just thought it was funny. They

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<v Speaker 2>saw like the girls get their nails done and they

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<v Speaker 2>wanted to.

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<v Speaker 3>Do it too.

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<v Speaker 2>And she was like why did they do that though?

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<v Speaker 2>And I was like, uh no, it's just funny. It's

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<v Speaker 2>like a funny joke.

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<v Speaker 3>And she was like are they gay?

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<v Speaker 2>And I was like and then I wasn't about to

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<v Speaker 2>be like oh, actually like and like go on like

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<v Speaker 2>some weird detail like I was. I was just like no,

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<v Speaker 2>like they just did it for fun. And she was like, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>cause I'm Cuban and we don't do that in Miami.

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<v Speaker 1>Bring back Manly Man. I was like.

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, oh, I get you.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm from Miami, and like, yeah, it's definitely not something

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<v Speaker 2>you see like people do here unless they're like like

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<v Speaker 2>just like outwardly gay.

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<v Speaker 1>Like yeah, I knew she hated me. I could feel it.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I think she like fucked with us in total,

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<v Speaker 2>but I think it was just it was just some

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<v Speaker 2>like you're literally like around like a twenty like seven

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<v Speaker 2>year old, like Miami woman, Like she's not about to

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<v Speaker 2>be like yeah, like I fuck with this, She's gonna

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<v Speaker 2>be like wait.

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<v Speaker 1>It makes sense. Why the only dude she would talk

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<v Speaker 1>to the entire time was Josh because he didn't have

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<v Speaker 1>nails on his fingers.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, she was like, this one will bone me. The

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<v Speaker 3>other ones are confused.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, she wanted to bone Josh.

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<v Speaker 2>She was really nice to me though. She find she

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<v Speaker 2>we had like a Latin Miami connection.

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<v Speaker 1>She just saw me and her. I thought that too, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Felt a Latin Miami connection. Sure, you're like actually from Granbury, Texas.

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<v Speaker 1>And Barry, Texas named after a Confederate War general.

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<v Speaker 3>Granbury, just like the grand Bury. But yeah, that happened. Also,

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<v Speaker 3>I bought a wing Bot. I ordered a wing on

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<v Speaker 3>to my parents house because I'm fucking feral.

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<v Speaker 2>And I don't give a ship. I have my own room.

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<v Speaker 2>I do what I want, like, don't fucking fashion me.

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<v Speaker 2>But more importantly, it was on sale, so I was like, Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I want a wing Bot.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you post made it?

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<v Speaker 3>No? I Amazon primed it, damn.

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<v Speaker 1>So yeah, you had to get an ACEP.

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, I can't waste any more time. I'm

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<v Speaker 3>literally freaking out.

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<v Speaker 1>It's building up. I'm literally about to where it's building up.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm about to go in public and start like pinching

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<v Speaker 2>people's balls.

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<v Speaker 3>So if I don't have something right now?

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<v Speaker 1>What what y'all don't do that.

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<v Speaker 3>No, you don't pinch when you're horny. You don't like

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<v Speaker 3>feel that like need to like pinch balls. No.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I go like this, like with my nails, like

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<v Speaker 2>I put it like red, the skin right between there, all.

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<v Speaker 1>The little bumps on there, and you just pick them off.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I'm talking The little it's like chicken skin,

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<v Speaker 1>like feathers. Cue.

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<v Speaker 2>I literally I remember when I like for just became

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<v Speaker 2>sectually active. I was so against balls. I literally wanted

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<v Speaker 2>them to be like fucking extinct from the earth.

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, they.

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<v Speaker 1>Literally now you can't get enough of them.

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<v Speaker 3>I know, not me and balls. We kind of relationships.

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<v Speaker 1>I got a great connection.

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<v Speaker 3>Anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>I ordered a Wingbot Junior, and then the Amazon man

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<v Speaker 2>came this morning and knocked on the door. My little

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<v Speaker 2>brother grabbed the box and like there was two other packages.

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<v Speaker 2>And my mom is really fucking nosy. So when like

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<v Speaker 2>my brother showed me the packages, he was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>these are for you, and I was just like put.

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<v Speaker 3>Them in the room.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like to open those packages.

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<v Speaker 2>I know my mom will literally come and like watch

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<v Speaker 2>me open packages, because she like swears I'm like a walking.

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<v Speaker 1>Literally it's me watching unboxing.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just like the caveman instinct to be like, what's

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<v Speaker 2>in box?

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<v Speaker 3>Let me see a box.

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<v Speaker 1>I just get second hand like high from it.

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<v Speaker 3>You get secondhand pleasure for pleasure.

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<v Speaker 1>Exactly when when you feel pleasure, and I feel.

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<v Speaker 3>Pleasure when I skirts you skirts.

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<v Speaker 1>Exactly when I screamed for cream. Oh I screamed for cream.

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<v Speaker 1>You scream for cream. We all screamed for cream. Damn.

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<v Speaker 3>Sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>The plane is just oh my god, it's literally going down.

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<v Speaker 3>It's going now.

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<v Speaker 1>Really that's I'm gonna play that on my iPhone.

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<v Speaker 3>Ask me, why did you say that?

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't I finish the thought in my head. I

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<v Speaker 1>finished it in my head. But yeah, that's like.

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<v Speaker 2>Someone who's just like learned like human like what we're

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<v Speaker 2>up to I'm going to play that song on my iPhone.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I meant as my plane is crashing because I

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<v Speaker 1>have a feeling it's gonna go down soon.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I'm not kidding.

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<v Speaker 2>Like literally, when my plane was delayed on the way here,

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, it's because it's.

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<v Speaker 3>Going down and I'm gonna fucking die.

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<v Speaker 2>And I made the joke to my friend and I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, at least like maybe I'll like trend for

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<v Speaker 2>like fifteen minutes because they'll be like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 2>that one girl died on the plane today. But then

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<v Speaker 2>I found out Johnny fucking Knoxville was on my flight.

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<v Speaker 2>He would literally take all the shine for me, so

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<v Speaker 2>thankfully it didn't go down. Also, I want to have

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<v Speaker 2>sex with Johnny Knoxville, so fucking bad.

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<v Speaker 3>I was fairal.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like foaming at the mouth and I wanted

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<v Speaker 2>to speak to him, but I was like I don't

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<v Speaker 2>look my best right now, Like I can't speak to him,

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<v Speaker 2>and I usually don't give up.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not like girls.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, No, I'm not kidding. That was my vibe.

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<v Speaker 2>When we got off and there was like people waiting

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<v Speaker 2>for him, and my friend Sabrina was like, should we

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<v Speaker 2>go ask for a picture, and I was like, no,

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<v Speaker 2>like I actually can't, Sabrina like like, you don't understand.

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<v Speaker 2>In like two years, when I have sex with him,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna be like, oh my god, this is so crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>But we were on the same flight, and I just

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<v Speaker 2>didn't want to bother you, Like I really wanted to

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<v Speaker 2>say something to you, because I've always had the biggest

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<v Speaker 2>crush on you, but like you were being like you

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<v Speaker 2>just seemed so exhausted.

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<v Speaker 3>And I wanted to give you your space. And then he

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<v Speaker 3>said like, oh my god, this is the most caring

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<v Speaker 3>woman ever. I'm gonna put her on my will and

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<v Speaker 3>bone the shit out of her.

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<v Speaker 1>Damns exactly how it's gonna go. Hello, Kitty, says Akam.

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<v Speaker 3>Here's so annoying.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm actually terrified because I hope he doesn't see the

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<v Speaker 2>camera on our dash and that'll.

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<v Speaker 1>Just slow down. Literally, just break the fucking I'm.

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<v Speaker 3>Actually doing one hundred right now. I'm racing him.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, just stay in his blind spot the whole time.

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<v Speaker 1>You should just crash into his back tire.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I like do the thing that cops do when

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<v Speaker 3>they're on a chase and they.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh god, sorry sorry, Yeah, I'm really excited. Also, it's

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<v Speaker 2>gonna be a huge group of us because also Nat

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<v Speaker 2>and Dom and Sabrina are meeting us there, so it's

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<v Speaker 2>literally gonna be like fifteen, like ten of my like

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<v Speaker 2>best friends and then also my.

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<v Speaker 3>Family with me, which is so funny, Like I need a.

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<v Speaker 2>Picture of all of us on the boat together because

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<v Speaker 2>it's just like me and my whole family and then

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<v Speaker 2>all of y'all around us is like cracking me up.

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<v Speaker 1>In my head, I'm thinking about jumping off the boat

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<v Speaker 1>and never y'all will never see me again.

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<v Speaker 3>You would, so you want to commit suicide in front

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<v Speaker 3>of my family?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Who said suicide?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>What's awesome? Is I missed my turn?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god?

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<v Speaker 3>Sorry? Oh no, wow, we've.

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<v Speaker 1>Been driving this is Mexico City two point Oh you've

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<v Speaker 1>been driving three hours in the wrong not because I.

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<v Speaker 3>Actually got really scared of that. So I like, was

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<v Speaker 3>hell a check in, you got me? And these motherfuckers

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<v Speaker 3>are going.

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<v Speaker 1>To just commit just commit.

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<v Speaker 3>Literally, this motherfucker's slamming his brakes too.

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<v Speaker 1>I literally would have just killed us all. No, no, nor,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm thinking about jumping off the boat into the water

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<v Speaker 1>and acting like I get eaten by an alligator. But

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<v Speaker 1>then I survive, and five years down the line, I

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<v Speaker 1>reintegrate back into y'all's lives as a new person. Shaved head.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my fucking god, literally like out of a movie.

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<v Speaker 1>I actually experienced a fucking movie last night, and like

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<v Speaker 1>it was the most insane shit that's ever happened to

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<v Speaker 1>me in my entire life. And it's really sad and embarrassing,

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<v Speaker 1>and I can't believe I'm bringing it up on the

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<v Speaker 1>podcast and sharing this information with everybody in the world.

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<v Speaker 1>So now they have more fucking Ammo to like ruin

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<v Speaker 1>my life.

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<v Speaker 2>But baby, okay, you're you're making it seems like you

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<v Speaker 2>did something really really.

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<v Speaker 1>Fucking my body, did something really fucking bad.

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<v Speaker 3>You get a boner?

0:18:06.520 --> 0:18:09.320
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well, obviously, like I have one literally right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Literally car boners are a thing. Like I know everybody

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<v Speaker 1>in the car has a bone right now, and like

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<v Speaker 1>it's just we don't talk about it. We don't talk

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<v Speaker 1>about it.

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<v Speaker 3>You're I'm not kidding. I don't think that's a.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a rocket ship about the fucking launch over. I know.

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<v Speaker 1>I was, literally, what the hell? Miami's crazy? Florida is crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>The Florida man is different Florida Man. Florida Man's we

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<v Speaker 1>I need to live the Florida project. Legitimately, you need.

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<v Speaker 3>To live in a motel.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I romanticize.

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<v Speaker 3>You're romanticizing poverty.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I don't give a fuck. It looks lit.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry not sorry, Literally everybody every like wealthy person.

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<v Speaker 3>From LA or New York.

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<v Speaker 1>I just see a motherly connection, and I like, wont it.

0:18:48.680 --> 0:18:51.000
<v Speaker 1>I had a great mom and my mom is an

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<v Speaker 1>amazing mom. I had a motherly connection with her, and

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<v Speaker 1>I theend for it. Now you're actually talking now. But anyways,

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<v Speaker 1>I went. We were just like chatting for like hours

0:18:59.040 --> 0:19:00.960
<v Speaker 1>outside of and it's like part of the hotel. And

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, I'm like gonna go into the room

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<v Speaker 1>and like get ready for bed because I'm really fucking tired.

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<v Speaker 1>So I went to the room and was like getting

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<v Speaker 1>ready for bed, and I was just like like washing

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<v Speaker 1>my face off with water and I like looked up

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<v Speaker 1>and like I saw something in my hair, and I

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<v Speaker 1>was like what the fuck is that? And I like, ah, literally,

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<v Speaker 1>God does not want me to tell this story. He's like,

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<v Speaker 1>do not like this will ruin your career? Me girl?

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<v Speaker 3>We making wait I'm gonna make another turn.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, sorry guys, difficulties. I'm literally driving the world's biggest

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<v Speaker 2>fucking truck right now.

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<v Speaker 1>I know you're driving a monster trunk trunk monster truck via. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm like looking in the mirror, just like like

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<v Speaker 1>actually looking at myself and being like, oh, wow, you

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<v Speaker 1>actually are like a sexy person. I like, I waver, like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, Okay, you're the ugliest motherfucker I've ever seen

0:19:53.480 --> 0:19:56.240
<v Speaker 1>in my entire life. And then also I'm like, oh,

0:19:56.280 --> 0:19:59.119
<v Speaker 1>you're the sexyest motherfucker I've ever seen in my life.

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<v Speaker 1>And there's like no in between. But I was looking

0:20:02.160 --> 0:20:04.040
<v Speaker 1>in the mirror like admiring myself, and then I saw

0:20:04.080 --> 0:20:05.439
<v Speaker 1>something in my hair and I was like, oh, what

0:20:05.440 --> 0:20:07.560
<v Speaker 1>the fuck is that? And I like, I thought it

0:20:07.600 --> 0:20:09.440
<v Speaker 1>was like a piece of fuzz or a piece of lint,

0:20:09.880 --> 0:20:12.680
<v Speaker 1>and I like pulled on it and it was a

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<v Speaker 1>gray fucking hair.

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<v Speaker 3>You're so annoying.

0:20:15.280 --> 0:20:18.120
<v Speaker 1>I have a gray hair and it's literally my twenty

0:20:18.160 --> 0:20:21.000
<v Speaker 1>fourth birthday and I get a gray fucking hair. I

0:20:21.040 --> 0:20:21.600
<v Speaker 1>thought you were.

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<v Speaker 3>Gonna say, there's fucking cumb in your hair.

0:20:23.560 --> 0:20:26.240
<v Speaker 2>That's why I thought, Oh, literally, what I was like,

0:20:26.280 --> 0:20:29.560
<v Speaker 2>there's like a patch of fuzz, like you see something white,

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<v Speaker 2>like just like in your hair, Like, how is this disgusting?

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<v Speaker 1>You're so annoying because I'm literally oldest fucking bones, Like

0:20:35.920 --> 0:20:38.560
<v Speaker 1>I turned sixteen and I grow my first gray hair.

0:20:38.720 --> 0:20:40.760
<v Speaker 1>It's like, literally, what the fun, dude, That's.

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<v Speaker 3>Just a part of life. High school is really stressful,

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<v Speaker 3>so it makes sense.

0:20:43.600 --> 0:20:45.880
<v Speaker 1>You know, I have my SATs tomorrow and I need

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<v Speaker 1>to ace them to get into my dream school.

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<v Speaker 3>I know, and you're going to the Evergalize. You shouldn't

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<v Speaker 3>be doing that right now.

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<v Speaker 1>I have to study. I have to study.

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<v Speaker 3>Hell, I never studied. Literally, pay me money to study anything.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I literally just like was naturally good at school.

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<v Speaker 1>Like that sounds like I'm making a joke, but genuinely,

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't have to study. I did.

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<v Speaker 3>Think you're priing about being a fucking nerd.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, no, I wasn't a nerd. I was literally doing

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<v Speaker 1>drugs and making incredible growth.

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<v Speaker 3>So you can still do drugs be naturally.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not saying that you can do that, but I

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<v Speaker 1>did it, like and drugs. I'm like, That's what I'm

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<v Speaker 1>saying is I was like doing drugs. I was hella

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<v Speaker 1>cool and I was making good grades.

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<v Speaker 3>Like, no, you don't make good grades if you're cool,

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<v Speaker 3>Like you don't do both of those things.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean in Granberry, Texas. That's the way of life.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, look at euphoria.

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<v Speaker 1>None of them bees the way I actually lived euphoria

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<v Speaker 1>in high school. And like I can never talk about

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<v Speaker 1>it because it was really nearly and traumatic.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, write a fucking book, So write a sop story

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<v Speaker 3>about it.

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<v Speaker 1>Say, Drew Fooria, why are you trying to get it?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm giving him a beat. No, I'm giving a fucking

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<v Speaker 1>him a line to it.

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<v Speaker 3>That's really fucking weird.

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<v Speaker 1>He came up with it, okay.

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<v Speaker 3>But he didn't feel like saying it now. So like

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<v Speaker 3>now you're getting him to say it, so weird episode.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he's doing his job.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, I actually thought of another, like Drew word and

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<v Speaker 4>it's Drew fouri.

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<v Speaker 3>It would be so much better if it was just

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<v Speaker 3>like it came out of his mouth.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, like, he just doesn't have the comedic prowess that

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<v Speaker 1>we have.

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<v Speaker 3>It's just like you say, Kai isn't funny.

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<v Speaker 1>I've never said that once in my life.

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<v Speaker 3>You just said, Kai does it have comedic I isn't funny.

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<v Speaker 1>I've never said that once in my life.

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<v Speaker 3>You just said it and you said it was like convintion.

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<v Speaker 1>Y'all are actually fucking freak bitches like trying to like

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<v Speaker 1>actually make me like seem crazy. I didn't say Kai

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<v Speaker 1>is not funny, Like he's not funny, Like I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>say that. Oh, it's the Drew Podcast now, Hey ladies,

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<v Speaker 1>Hey guys, welcome back to the No We Need to

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<v Speaker 1>do the Truth podcast like a sub show. And it's

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<v Speaker 1>literally just me like spilling misinformation like like yah exactly

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<v Speaker 1>Alex Jones misinformation. Well, no, that's like actually my life.

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<v Speaker 1>I literally love.

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<v Speaker 2>There's like really like dateline like like kind it's like

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<v Speaker 2>welcome back.

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<v Speaker 1>It's me in front of like a green screen news

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<v Speaker 1>free time.

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<v Speaker 2>It starts, it's like fog dissipating, and it's you sitting

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<v Speaker 2>on like a black leather couch like alone real.

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<v Speaker 3>The pandemic you. Oh my god. I keep trying to

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<v Speaker 3>teach them how to open cans.

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<v Speaker 1>She spreayed.

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<v Speaker 2>If I squirted, would you like like let it go

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<v Speaker 2>to waste or would you have some wait?

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<v Speaker 3>What if I squirted? Would you let it go to waste?

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<v Speaker 3>Or would you.

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<v Speaker 1>Have some why would you waste that?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I was just making sure. I don't know, like

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<v Speaker 2>I just need to make sure that I'm just like.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a really fucked up question to ask, like, why

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<v Speaker 1>would you wat squirre?

0:24:03.920 --> 0:24:07.520
<v Speaker 3>I'm I'm literally, oh my god, you're not alone? Yeah, like, Hi,

0:24:07.600 --> 0:24:14.200
<v Speaker 3>the question was not to you. I try literally squirt.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh absolutely, I thought I was asking for the red bull,

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<v Speaker 3>but I'll have that to No. Oh I did squirt

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<v Speaker 3>in that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, No, I was hitting that. Can you.

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<v Speaker 2>O?

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<v Speaker 1>Ryan?

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<v Speaker 3>We're literally on camera right now, like, come.

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<v Speaker 1>On, like it's really hot and steamy, the windows are

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<v Speaker 1>fogging up. Oh. I literally thought that guy was gonna

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<v Speaker 1>try to get himself. Why haven't I been on a

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<v Speaker 1>revel yet? I want to be on one of those

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<v Speaker 1>little motherfucking mopeads so bad.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, they're all around the place. You can just get

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<v Speaker 3>on one, like you.

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<v Speaker 1>Say it like you know nothing about me.

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<v Speaker 2>See, Drew, you're the You're the kind of person to

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<v Speaker 2>say I want to do this, I want to do that.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm the kind of person to move in silence and

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<v Speaker 2>do what I want because I don't.

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<v Speaker 3>Need the public to know.

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<v Speaker 1>Real bitches moving silent, like the being subtle. Oh I

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<v Speaker 1>just literally invented that.

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<v Speaker 3>What did you just say?

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<v Speaker 1>Real bitches moving real.

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<v Speaker 3>Milk in it? And you probably just ruined my day.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh it definitely did. Girl. You can drink literally like

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<v Speaker 1>half a shot of milk about a different way. No, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>out of her, But.

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<v Speaker 3>I believe you just did that to me. You're going

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<v Speaker 3>to hell.

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<v Speaker 1>I did it on purpose to actually like purposely ruin

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<v Speaker 1>your day. No. I just saw the same color liquid

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<v Speaker 1>and I was like, oh, I can just put this

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<v Speaker 1>into here and like be more ergonomic and have a

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<v Speaker 1>couple holder so I don't have to freeze my legs

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<v Speaker 1>in the metal can. So, if anything, you're the fucked

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<v Speaker 1>up person for coming for me, for putting it.

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<v Speaker 3>You can literally gaslighting me right now.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry. And you're for pouring milk into your coffee.

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<v Speaker 3>You're fucking freaking You're going to hell. That's all that.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just like if you guys literally and I'll meet

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<v Speaker 1>you there, I'll meet you there the gators.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm literally gonna like make sure you accidentally fall off

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<v Speaker 2>the boat and like.

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<v Speaker 1>That's that, Like accidentally, what what are you talking about?

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't say anything.

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<v Speaker 1>What what the fuck was that? Josh?

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<v Speaker 3>The acts definitely.

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<v Speaker 1>Dolphinly dude. That was beat Josh. Josh honestly that it was.

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<v Speaker 3>Kind of good on the podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Can can you guys grab Josh's head and like move

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<v Speaker 2>it like kind of to the side because.

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<v Speaker 1>He's really in He's like inframe and I don't want him.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you drive and straight?

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<v Speaker 3>You're gonna give a Ryan a concussion? Bitch, drug and stream.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm done.

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<v Speaker 1>Massage chair.

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<v Speaker 2>Dad. I'm actually taking y'all to the fucking psyche board.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna fifty one fifty every single person in the

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<v Speaker 2>car and go back home.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not a fifty one fifty. If you're begging for

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<v Speaker 1>it that I haven't been Yetran, I'll fifty one to fifty.

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<v Speaker 2>You because because we all have the same like problems

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<v Speaker 2>and we're like, bitch, just stay.

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<v Speaker 3>At my house.

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<v Speaker 1>No, we all have the same bullshit and like it's

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<v Speaker 1>just normal for us. And like one day.

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<v Speaker 2>Absolutely had a manic breakdown and turned my location off

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<v Speaker 2>to everyone, and you guys were all thought I got murdered,

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<v Speaker 2>and no one thought to fifty one fifty.

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<v Speaker 1>It literally was a very scary moment in my life.

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<v Speaker 3>True, I, for some reason don't remember you to me.

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<v Speaker 3>The next morning, You're like, are you okay?

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<v Speaker 2>Like, oh no, that was no, No, that wasn't when

0:27:39.600 --> 0:27:42.600
<v Speaker 2>you That wasn't when you turned off your location. That

0:27:42.720 --> 0:27:44.280
<v Speaker 2>was when you like left our house and we didn't

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<v Speaker 2>know you were going to someone's house.

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, no, this was recent.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, this was really recent.

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<v Speaker 3>Well you scare us too many times in the year.

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<v Speaker 1>For me to you're the boy who cried wolf.

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<v Speaker 3>No, bitch, you're the boy who cried wolf. Don't fucking

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<v Speaker 3>pin that on my sisters.

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<v Speaker 1>Fuck you guys, Fuck you guys.

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<v Speaker 2>Like it's funny how you're it's like trying to like

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<v Speaker 2>silence a woman, Like it's just.

0:28:03.080 --> 0:28:04.760
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, no, that's exactly what I'm trying to do. Men

0:28:04.800 --> 0:28:06.560
<v Speaker 1>are more.

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<v Speaker 3>Tried it out back here. And I was like, you're

0:28:12.200 --> 0:28:13.200
<v Speaker 3>lucky they didn't hear that.

0:28:13.119 --> 0:28:17.720
<v Speaker 1>One, and he just squirty one fifth cream deed. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>what were you gonna say? Uh, I want to sixty

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<v Speaker 1>sixty nine?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>What like you want to like you want to sixty

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<v Speaker 2>nine and then reverse it back like I don't get it.

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<v Speaker 2>This one sixty nine like twice and one that okay,

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, me and k I have been sharing Damn, this

0:28:39.480 --> 0:28:43.080
<v Speaker 1>ship got no. I'm saying, damn to the engine. This

0:28:43.080 --> 0:28:45.160
<v Speaker 1>ship's loud as fucking no. Me and k I have

0:28:45.240 --> 0:28:50.920
<v Speaker 1>been sharing bed.

0:28:51.040 --> 0:28:52.920
<v Speaker 3>We started up the crew with talking.

0:28:53.040 --> 0:28:54.920
<v Speaker 1>You know, everybody's talking.

0:28:55.040 --> 0:28:56.560
<v Speaker 3>Can you guys like actually be quiet?

0:28:56.760 --> 0:28:58.240
<v Speaker 1>Can you guys shut the fuck up? Shut the fuck up,

0:28:58.240 --> 0:28:59.719
<v Speaker 1>Shut the fuck up, Like, shut the fuck up.

0:28:59.760 --> 0:29:06.600
<v Speaker 2>Fine, there's like I was freaking.

0:29:06.640 --> 0:29:09.080
<v Speaker 3>I'd be like, I just start slamming the seat and

0:29:09.080 --> 0:29:12.200
<v Speaker 3>I'm like, shut up, shut the hell or do what

0:29:12.240 --> 0:29:18.680
<v Speaker 3>my mom would do. So I thought you grabbed your

0:29:18.760 --> 0:29:20.480
<v Speaker 3>red bull and I got so scared.

0:29:22.240 --> 0:29:26.880
<v Speaker 1>Literally, but yeah, me and k I have been sharing

0:29:26.880 --> 0:29:29.040
<v Speaker 1>a bed for the last four nights.

0:29:30.520 --> 0:29:30.920
<v Speaker 3>Touched.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, Like we'll accidentally be cuddling in the middle.

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<v Speaker 3>Of the night. It's a really great just say what.

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<v Speaker 1>It is, okay, Yeah, we'll like like you're literally like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know. What I've noticed is like we sleep the

0:29:42.680 --> 0:29:44.600
<v Speaker 1>same way, and like when I turn one way, Kay

0:29:44.680 --> 0:29:47.080
<v Speaker 1>turns those same way. And we always were always looking

0:29:47.080 --> 0:29:49.000
<v Speaker 1>at each other or looking at one another. We're never

0:29:49.120 --> 0:29:50.880
<v Speaker 1>backs to each other, but we always have to have

0:29:50.920 --> 0:29:51.760
<v Speaker 1>an eye on each other.

0:29:54.520 --> 0:29:56.800
<v Speaker 3>Trust each other. Oh sorry, guys, there's a fight happening

0:29:56.840 --> 0:29:57.920
<v Speaker 3>in the backseat, but just ignore her.

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<v Speaker 4>Actually know it's weird most of two mornings ago, and dude,

0:30:03.600 --> 0:30:04.880
<v Speaker 4>it was so weird.

0:30:05.080 --> 0:30:08.360
<v Speaker 1>It was literally so fucked up. I need something I

0:30:08.480 --> 0:30:18.880
<v Speaker 1>did my god. Oh and then O'Ryan's cosplays Cautinus Aberdeen

0:30:18.920 --> 0:30:30.400
<v Speaker 1>shows up on screen. That's literally, no, this car is

0:30:30.440 --> 0:30:33.200
<v Speaker 1>giving that thread on TikTok like the goblins.

0:30:33.280 --> 0:30:35.280
<v Speaker 3>Just like the goblins.

0:30:35.520 --> 0:30:38.160
<v Speaker 1>I don't know why I've been referencing goblins so much recently.

0:30:38.200 --> 0:30:40.920
<v Speaker 1>I just literally love the word love. The word love

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<v Speaker 1>their like lord, the little trinkets that they collect.

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<v Speaker 2>We actually have Christian in the trunk, by the way.

0:30:48.400 --> 0:30:49.480
<v Speaker 1>Christian is here.

0:30:49.840 --> 0:30:50.560
<v Speaker 3>He is here.

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<v Speaker 2>He volunteered to life flat in the trunk, and I

0:30:53.480 --> 0:30:54.880
<v Speaker 2>told him he can't pop his that up so I

0:30:54.880 --> 0:30:56.560
<v Speaker 2>don't get pulled over.

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<v Speaker 3>Have y'all ever the trunk?

0:31:00.040 --> 0:31:03.400
<v Speaker 1>Oh literally, like my childhood hoood, I grew up in

0:31:03.480 --> 0:31:05.840
<v Speaker 1>the trunk car way.

0:31:06.440 --> 0:31:08.000
<v Speaker 3>Did they bring out food you or like?

0:31:08.200 --> 0:31:10.200
<v Speaker 1>No? I had to go to the trash cans at

0:31:10.280 --> 0:31:11.480
<v Speaker 1>seven eleven down the street.

0:31:11.920 --> 0:31:14.680
<v Speaker 3>Oh okay, that's cool. I just met like chilling in

0:31:14.680 --> 0:31:17.080
<v Speaker 3>the trunk because there there wasn't enough space in the car.

0:31:17.320 --> 0:31:19.440
<v Speaker 1>No, I lived in a trunk for fourteen years.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh.

0:31:19.920 --> 0:31:22.480
<v Speaker 2>Remember when your nephew lied to the teacher and said

0:31:23.760 --> 0:31:26.360
<v Speaker 2>his parents make him live in the laundry.

0:31:26.560 --> 0:31:28.840
<v Speaker 1>His bed in the center of the laundry room. We'll

0:31:29.000 --> 0:31:32.000
<v Speaker 1>put the schematics. It's the funniest thing ever. And she

0:31:32.160 --> 0:31:34.840
<v Speaker 1>just hit up my sister and was like, we just

0:31:34.880 --> 0:31:39.080
<v Speaker 1>got a concerning drawing from your kid. He said he

0:31:39.200 --> 0:31:41.600
<v Speaker 1>sleeps in the laundry room and that there's scary people

0:31:41.600 --> 0:31:45.360
<v Speaker 1>that pop in the window. And Jody was like, oh

0:31:45.400 --> 0:31:48.560
<v Speaker 1>my god, but yeah, literally cracked me up.

0:31:48.800 --> 0:31:51.560
<v Speaker 2>Dude, I'm gonna start lying about that right now. I'm

0:31:51.560 --> 0:31:52.960
<v Speaker 2>gonna start saying, y'all make me sleeping.

0:31:53.360 --> 0:31:55.520
<v Speaker 1>Me and Josh put you in the boiler room every night,

0:31:56.280 --> 0:31:58.280
<v Speaker 1>and your whole room is a facade.

0:31:58.400 --> 0:31:59.040
<v Speaker 3>If I if I.

0:31:59.000 --> 0:32:01.080
<v Speaker 2>Fall asleep in the car, all carry me inside, but

0:32:01.240 --> 0:32:03.160
<v Speaker 2>lay me into the boarder and lock the.

0:32:03.120 --> 0:32:06.520
<v Speaker 1>Door, lay me down on a bed of boils.

0:32:07.000 --> 0:32:09.440
<v Speaker 2>Wait, how did y'all parents get y'all to wake up

0:32:09.680 --> 0:32:12.800
<v Speaker 2>when you were like a sleep in the car, Because

0:32:12.840 --> 0:32:15.960
<v Speaker 2>since we lived in Miami, my parents would lie and

0:32:16.320 --> 0:32:18.680
<v Speaker 2>like wake to wake us up and be like.

0:32:18.600 --> 0:32:22.320
<v Speaker 3>We're in Orlando. We actually we drove to Orlando. We're

0:32:22.320 --> 0:32:23.720
<v Speaker 3>at Universal Dude.

0:32:23.560 --> 0:32:26.480
<v Speaker 1>Holy ship, that's actually so cute. My parents would just

0:32:26.560 --> 0:32:34.680
<v Speaker 1>put paupers under my nose and smelling smelling salts and paupers.

0:32:35.360 --> 0:32:36.600
<v Speaker 3>D that's really bad.

0:32:36.880 --> 0:32:40.000
<v Speaker 1>Like, fuck, I'm awake.

0:32:41.240 --> 0:32:44.920
<v Speaker 3>You would get up, you'd get up. It's like a

0:32:44.960 --> 0:32:45.920
<v Speaker 3>flint Stones character.

0:32:46.000 --> 0:32:50.040
<v Speaker 1>Like, No, my parents were really cute. They would literally

0:32:50.080 --> 0:32:51.440
<v Speaker 1>they wouldn't wake me up. They would just pick me

0:32:51.520 --> 0:32:52.920
<v Speaker 1>up and carry I mean when.

0:32:52.840 --> 0:32:55.600
<v Speaker 2>You got like when you like started putting on like

0:32:55.760 --> 0:32:57.080
<v Speaker 2>that way, like what do they do?

0:32:57.440 --> 0:33:09.720
<v Speaker 1>What? Wait are you talking about Lucas dude?

0:33:09.800 --> 0:33:11.840
<v Speaker 2>What's awesome is I have siblings who are like a

0:33:11.880 --> 0:33:14.240
<v Speaker 2>sibling who's eight years old, and there's definitely boogers all

0:33:14.240 --> 0:33:19.200
<v Speaker 2>over that fucking sea is like chewing on them.

0:33:18.920 --> 0:33:23.040
<v Speaker 1>And I did rub my on that before we go. No,

0:33:23.160 --> 0:33:25.720
<v Speaker 1>I have to mark my territory. You know this about me?

0:33:27.400 --> 0:33:29.160
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, only if you leave the bottle in the car.

0:33:29.240 --> 0:33:31.800
<v Speaker 1>Though, Oh my god.

0:33:31.880 --> 0:33:33.640
<v Speaker 3>Bad, Aim, Like why are you even trying to know?

0:33:33.720 --> 0:33:36.800
<v Speaker 1>This is my territory? My gooch lives in this car.

0:33:37.240 --> 0:33:39.720
<v Speaker 3>I don't, Aim, I just let it go. I just

0:33:39.720 --> 0:33:43.320
<v Speaker 3>see where the Winds has shoot. I literally if I

0:33:43.360 --> 0:33:45.520
<v Speaker 3>don't Papa Squat soon, I think I might pass away.

0:33:45.560 --> 0:33:47.800
<v Speaker 1>It's been that's your your name. Your rapper name is

0:33:47.840 --> 0:33:51.720
<v Speaker 1>Papa Squat, Lucas is Papa Pill and mine is Papa Perk.

0:33:52.240 --> 0:33:53.320
<v Speaker 3>There's a dead animal.

0:33:53.880 --> 0:34:00.760
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, Josh is pharmacy, pharmacy. No one eats? Are

0:34:00.800 --> 0:34:07.360
<v Speaker 1>you kidding me? O Zone's k Kyami?

0:34:07.480 --> 0:34:09.160
<v Speaker 3>What Elsie mm hmm?

0:34:09.840 --> 0:34:15.560
<v Speaker 1>Elseleigh Elsa, Elsa the ice Queen. What's that?

0:34:15.960 --> 0:34:17.440
<v Speaker 3>What?

0:34:18.200 --> 0:34:23.720
<v Speaker 1>Mike Wheeler? That's his rapper name is Mike Wheeler.

0:34:24.480 --> 0:34:27.560
<v Speaker 2>Benn just loses it and starts rapping and going by

0:34:27.600 --> 0:34:41.640
<v Speaker 2>the name of his own kid. Okay, sorry, he gets

0:34:41.680 --> 0:34:43.320
<v Speaker 2>he starts to freak out when he's on camera.

0:34:44.680 --> 0:34:45.680
<v Speaker 1>What did he say?

0:34:47.480 --> 0:34:49.120
<v Speaker 3>He said, humping side down.

0:34:54.520 --> 0:34:56.759
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we're gonna start a rap group. So that's like

0:34:56.880 --> 0:34:58.759
<v Speaker 2>on the list for what we're going to do.

0:34:58.920 --> 0:35:04.880
<v Speaker 1>And we're going to start an ARABNB, starting an airbn.

0:35:05.120 --> 0:35:07.680
<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna start airbnbing out our apartment. But it's like.

0:35:07.719 --> 0:35:10.319
<v Speaker 1>Really fucking and that's why we've been putting in you

0:35:10.360 --> 0:35:14.040
<v Speaker 1>in the boiler room to write down that her room.

0:35:15.200 --> 0:35:18.120
<v Speaker 1>It's a private stay. You won't see us it's a

0:35:18.120 --> 0:35:21.080
<v Speaker 1>private room. You may see us in our little like

0:35:21.440 --> 0:35:25.480
<v Speaker 1>robes pop out of our rooms, full frontal nudity. Cool bush.

0:35:25.600 --> 0:35:28.480
<v Speaker 2>I just I I never understand, Like obviously I get

0:35:28.520 --> 0:35:30.319
<v Speaker 2>it because like you could stay in like a really

0:35:30.400 --> 0:35:32.839
<v Speaker 2>nice Airbnb if you do a private room and it'll

0:35:32.880 --> 0:35:34.000
<v Speaker 2>be like less expensive.

0:35:34.239 --> 0:35:35.120
<v Speaker 3>But I could not.

0:35:35.160 --> 0:35:37.720
<v Speaker 1>Do that, Like no, it's scared, of It's kind of scared.

0:35:37.840 --> 0:35:39.800
<v Speaker 3>That is literally the most terrifying.

0:35:39.400 --> 0:35:41.560
<v Speaker 1>Thing ever, Like it's literally a hotel.

0:35:41.800 --> 0:35:42.399
<v Speaker 3>I have a.

0:35:42.280 --> 0:35:44.759
<v Speaker 2>Friend who's done that before, and he did it like

0:35:44.840 --> 0:35:46.400
<v Speaker 2>in Europe, and I was like, you were insane to

0:35:46.480 --> 0:35:48.600
<v Speaker 2>go to a different country and do it in like

0:35:48.760 --> 0:35:51.800
<v Speaker 2>a random, random stranger's house, Like that's crazy.

0:35:51.920 --> 0:35:57.520
<v Speaker 1>Honestly, I would feel more safe doing it in like Europe. Yeah,

0:35:57.600 --> 0:35:59.960
<v Speaker 1>for some reason, I feel like they have like value

0:36:00.080 --> 0:36:03.480
<v Speaker 1>using morals in other countries. Here, it's like a killer

0:36:03.520 --> 0:36:04.120
<v Speaker 1>would make an an.

0:36:04.280 --> 0:36:06.719
<v Speaker 3>So we have are you okay? In the US. We

0:36:06.840 --> 0:36:09.640
<v Speaker 3>have dignity, we have pride, we.

0:36:09.560 --> 0:36:12.200
<v Speaker 1>Have literally patriotism, like.

0:36:13.800 --> 0:36:15.760
<v Speaker 3>We have slats, yeah.

0:36:15.640 --> 0:36:23.760
<v Speaker 1>Okay, serve yeah, servitude, servitude, We've got servitude. Sleigh your honor,

0:36:25.200 --> 0:36:26.560
<v Speaker 1>your honor. I'm slaying.

0:36:28.120 --> 0:36:33.160
<v Speaker 2>Boo your honor on the boots, your honor on the boots.

0:36:33.200 --> 0:36:37.120
<v Speaker 1>This is house, that's our that's our DJ duo.

0:36:38.239 --> 0:36:41.200
<v Speaker 2>I'm boots in the house down.

0:36:42.680 --> 0:36:45.360
<v Speaker 3>We had last night where I said, I think it

0:36:45.400 --> 0:36:47.080
<v Speaker 3>was when you went in. What did you say?

0:36:47.160 --> 0:36:50.200
<v Speaker 1>It was something like your honor, that pussy was boots?

0:36:52.120 --> 0:36:55.359
<v Speaker 1>You know, your honor? I have. I had a boner, yeah,

0:36:55.520 --> 0:37:01.960
<v Speaker 1>your honor. I had a stinky boner's with the nails.

0:37:05.480 --> 0:37:06.760
<v Speaker 3>On the on the boat.

0:37:06.960 --> 0:37:09.680
<v Speaker 2>I kept going like this, like with his nail and

0:37:09.680 --> 0:37:12.320
<v Speaker 2>then I was like going like this to a girl

0:37:12.400 --> 0:37:15.680
<v Speaker 2>with like those pointy ass nails and being like, your honor,

0:37:15.800 --> 0:37:20.319
<v Speaker 2>double d tits case closed. I use my tit as

0:37:20.320 --> 0:37:25.120
<v Speaker 2>a level I like, or what is it called a sorry?

0:37:25.200 --> 0:37:28.200
<v Speaker 2>I didn't grow up in the fucking judicial system, Like

0:37:28.480 --> 0:37:30.280
<v Speaker 2>what are y'all fucking like little judges?

0:37:30.400 --> 0:37:31.560
<v Speaker 1>Or none of us did?

0:37:33.400 --> 0:37:35.640
<v Speaker 2>Anyway, I want to use my tit like the fucking

0:37:35.760 --> 0:37:37.080
<v Speaker 2>whatever the fuck is called.

0:37:37.960 --> 0:37:40.040
<v Speaker 1>Sam onto the piece of one and it breaks in

0:37:40.120 --> 0:37:43.920
<v Speaker 1>half because it breaks in half, and it's like it

0:37:44.000 --> 0:37:45.680
<v Speaker 1>reverberates and sends a shockwave.

0:37:45.920 --> 0:37:52.279
<v Speaker 2>People's hair like blows it like as you can tell,

0:37:52.320 --> 0:37:55.200
<v Speaker 2>we're leaving society right now. We're leaving society.

0:37:55.280 --> 0:37:58.280
<v Speaker 3>We're like going to find peace with ourselves in the swamp.

0:37:58.360 --> 0:38:00.200
<v Speaker 1>We're doing ayahuasca in the swamp.

0:38:00.840 --> 0:38:02.160
<v Speaker 3>I am on shrooms.

0:38:02.200 --> 0:38:05.120
<v Speaker 1>Hell right now, you're driving on shrooms right now?

0:38:05.280 --> 0:38:06.000
<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

0:38:06.520 --> 0:38:07.280
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god.

0:38:07.560 --> 0:38:11.000
<v Speaker 3>Oh I didn't know this was like an anti drugs group.

0:38:12.200 --> 0:38:17.160
<v Speaker 1>It is. Yeah, it's like, oh, so.

0:38:17.160 --> 0:38:19.880
<v Speaker 2>Y'all are y'all are trying to guilt at me, Like

0:38:19.960 --> 0:38:22.240
<v Speaker 2>you haven't dabbled and gotten behind the wheel.

0:38:23.120 --> 0:38:24.400
<v Speaker 1>No, none of us have.

0:38:24.640 --> 0:38:29.239
<v Speaker 3>I took a dab. I took a shroom. Do you

0:38:29.320 --> 0:38:31.680
<v Speaker 3>want one? Yes? I need? Can I have five?

0:38:33.640 --> 0:38:35.480
<v Speaker 1>No? No?

0:38:35.560 --> 0:38:37.799
<v Speaker 3>I literally panic. I'd have a panic attack. I can't

0:38:37.800 --> 0:38:39.440
<v Speaker 3>be higher around my family. It'll scare I mean.

0:38:39.920 --> 0:38:42.000
<v Speaker 2>The last time we were the Everglades, I got high and

0:38:42.040 --> 0:38:44.360
<v Speaker 2>I felt like I was making friends with the gators.

0:38:46.440 --> 0:38:49.000
<v Speaker 3>Cool, But then I also said that the gators would

0:38:49.000 --> 0:38:49.560
<v Speaker 3>look better.

0:38:51.040 --> 0:38:53.960
<v Speaker 1>Because they're scary.

0:38:54.760 --> 0:38:56.920
<v Speaker 2>There is a program here where you can catch a

0:38:56.920 --> 0:38:58.759
<v Speaker 2>gator and make a burkean I'm not doing that.

0:38:59.360 --> 0:39:00.759
<v Speaker 3>Oh wow, can afford that?

0:39:02.080 --> 0:39:02.279
<v Speaker 1>Here?

0:39:02.400 --> 0:39:04.520
<v Speaker 3>This is this is like it's like a build a Burken,

0:39:04.800 --> 0:39:05.279
<v Speaker 3>but it's.

0:39:05.400 --> 0:39:07.640
<v Speaker 1>Like cheaper build a burken.

0:39:08.560 --> 0:39:12.040
<v Speaker 3>Right from the serf instead of the source. Did you hear. Wow,

0:39:12.160 --> 0:39:15.560
<v Speaker 3>that actually was curious thing next to like volcanoes? Can

0:39:15.600 --> 0:39:17.360
<v Speaker 3>you guys like chill? Like I can see you in

0:39:17.440 --> 0:39:18.440
<v Speaker 3>like my rooview mare.

0:39:18.280 --> 0:39:23.680
<v Speaker 2>And it's freaking yeah, like what y'all been boning back there?

0:39:24.800 --> 0:39:27.680
<v Speaker 3>Oh so no one cares about it's getting monetized.

0:39:27.040 --> 0:39:31.080
<v Speaker 1>Like you're just literally freaks. Is anybody gonna ask me

0:39:31.120 --> 0:39:33.040
<v Speaker 1>about this little orange bracelet on my wrist?

0:39:33.120 --> 0:39:35.560
<v Speaker 3>Oh my god? Okay, yeah, where'd you get that bracelet?

0:39:35.640 --> 0:39:36.120
<v Speaker 3>Where'd you go?

0:39:36.400 --> 0:39:38.240
<v Speaker 1>Ever heard of Soho Beach House?

0:39:38.360 --> 0:39:39.080
<v Speaker 3>Yes? I have.

0:39:39.400 --> 0:39:43.840
<v Speaker 1>Okay, that's where it's from. Yeah, it's from Soho Beach House.

0:39:43.960 --> 0:39:50.839
<v Speaker 1>It's this really beautiful place. I got you in.

0:39:52.960 --> 0:39:53.160
<v Speaker 3>There.

0:39:53.360 --> 0:39:56.440
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Drew just put his fucking boot down, like he

0:39:56.680 --> 0:39:59.440
<v Speaker 2>literally he put his boots down in the house.

0:40:00.040 --> 0:40:01.640
<v Speaker 1>Of a little thing called Soho House.

0:40:01.880 --> 0:40:06.319
<v Speaker 3>I put my house. I stepped my boot in the door.

0:40:06.600 --> 0:40:08.960
<v Speaker 3>I've got my boot in the door, and soon I'll

0:40:09.000 --> 0:40:09.400
<v Speaker 3>be running.

0:40:10.160 --> 0:40:13.480
<v Speaker 1>Literally were made for walking, these boots.

0:40:13.520 --> 0:40:16.719
<v Speaker 3>My were made for walking. My boots were made for survey.

0:40:17.040 --> 0:40:19.279
<v Speaker 3>That's the difference between us. Your boots made for walking.

0:40:19.320 --> 0:40:29.759
<v Speaker 1>That's just what Wow? Walking walk all over Miami ki

0:40:30.040 --> 0:40:32.480
<v Speaker 1>yamy kiem me.

0:40:36.760 --> 0:40:40.040
<v Speaker 2>Oh he doesn't serve Kiami vice.

0:40:41.480 --> 0:40:44.000
<v Speaker 1>Should we just talk about our friendship with the group

0:40:44.200 --> 0:40:45.640
<v Speaker 1>and how hard it has been on me?

0:40:46.640 --> 0:40:48.359
<v Speaker 3>I thought you were gonna say, should we talk about

0:40:48.360 --> 0:40:50.080
<v Speaker 3>it and like all the love it has to give?

0:40:50.200 --> 0:40:53.080
<v Speaker 1>Not like, no, it's so hard keeping.

0:40:52.800 --> 0:40:55.960
<v Speaker 3>Up with you text and drive. I'm just not gonna like, Oh.

0:40:55.840 --> 0:40:59.919
<v Speaker 2>My god, Amy, Oh, first, I can't be high and drive.

0:41:00.120 --> 0:41:01.799
<v Speaker 3>Now I can't text and drive. What can I do?

0:41:01.960 --> 0:41:05.080
<v Speaker 1>Like you can literally just drive sober and not on

0:41:05.120 --> 0:41:05.560
<v Speaker 1>your phone.

0:41:05.600 --> 0:41:07.480
<v Speaker 3>Oh, I have to have both hands on the wheels.

0:41:07.480 --> 0:41:08.959
<v Speaker 3>I guess. Oh we're gonna die.

0:41:09.200 --> 0:41:11.840
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, Oh my god, oh my god. Sorry

0:41:13.000 --> 0:41:19.120
<v Speaker 1>literally accidentally actually killing you. I wouldn't scream. I wouldn't scream.

0:41:19.120 --> 0:41:23.040
<v Speaker 1>I would I wouldn't scream. I would embrace it. See

0:41:23.080 --> 0:41:24.560
<v Speaker 1>it on the Patreon.

0:41:24.920 --> 0:41:30.839
<v Speaker 3>Exclusive content on the patreot Literally, David be like, oh

0:41:33.120 --> 0:41:42.359
<v Speaker 3>so literally, ky, I know, I know, I'm sorry. Yeah,

0:41:42.360 --> 0:41:44.040
<v Speaker 3>I heard a word we've said.

0:41:45.480 --> 0:41:47.840
<v Speaker 1>Why did I have to pay for my birthday dinner?

0:41:48.160 --> 0:41:50.200
<v Speaker 1>Because why did I pay for my birthday?

0:41:50.280 --> 0:41:53.120
<v Speaker 2>Literally burdening us with your fucking existence, so you have

0:41:53.160 --> 0:41:53.719
<v Speaker 2>to give us.

0:41:53.680 --> 0:41:57.279
<v Speaker 1>Literally not only was it like the worst dinner I've

0:41:57.320 --> 0:41:58.480
<v Speaker 1>ever eaten in my entire life.

0:41:58.480 --> 0:41:59.759
<v Speaker 3>It's your fault, that's all our fault.

0:41:59.800 --> 0:42:03.239
<v Speaker 1>It okay, yeah, yeah, yes, it's really good. I ate

0:42:03.320 --> 0:42:05.759
<v Speaker 1>the worst food had three bites, was literally on the

0:42:05.840 --> 0:42:08.680
<v Speaker 1>verge of vomiting the entire fucking dinner. And I like

0:42:08.719 --> 0:42:10.680
<v Speaker 1>also wanted to offer my am I the only.

0:42:10.560 --> 0:42:12.520
<v Speaker 2>One who that was one of my favorite dinners I've

0:42:12.520 --> 0:42:14.600
<v Speaker 2>ever had with the crew, Like or is it just me?

0:42:15.280 --> 0:42:17.239
<v Speaker 2>It was amazing, right, guys, Like it was a really

0:42:17.400 --> 0:42:17.920
<v Speaker 2>wonderful thing.

0:42:18.040 --> 0:42:19.839
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it was, oh wow, Okay, yeah, well I wanted

0:42:19.840 --> 0:42:21.239
<v Speaker 1>to kill myself the whole time, and then I had

0:42:21.280 --> 0:42:22.200
<v Speaker 1>to pay for my own dinner.

0:42:22.280 --> 0:42:24.080
<v Speaker 2>See that's why I don't funk with motherfuckers like you

0:42:24.200 --> 0:42:26.360
<v Speaker 2>is because you like hone in on that negativity and

0:42:26.440 --> 0:42:27.719
<v Speaker 2>I'm just like the positive.

0:42:27.920 --> 0:42:31.040
<v Speaker 1>I'm a vibe terrorizer. I'd like to terrorize the vibe.

0:42:31.040 --> 0:42:32.799
<v Speaker 1>That's like what I am. That's what I do.

0:42:32.840 --> 0:42:36.600
<v Speaker 2>That's my perfect Sometimes pick mirrors right back onto you,

0:42:36.840 --> 0:42:38.560
<v Speaker 2>and then you have fireworks for dinner.

0:42:38.800 --> 0:42:41.439
<v Speaker 1>You See, you can't terrorize the vibe terrorizer. You can't

0:42:41.520 --> 0:42:44.160
<v Speaker 1>terrorize his vibe because you sound bothered. As I will

0:42:44.160 --> 0:42:48.000
<v Speaker 1>make it. I will make it miserable for everybody on

0:42:48.080 --> 0:42:50.280
<v Speaker 1>this fucking boat today. I will make it the worst

0:42:50.360 --> 0:42:50.719
<v Speaker 1>vibe ever.

0:42:50.840 --> 0:42:53.120
<v Speaker 3>It will literally just push you off, Like.

0:42:53.080 --> 0:42:54.960
<v Speaker 1>I will push you off, and that would be a

0:42:55.000 --> 0:42:57.120
<v Speaker 1>win for me. That would be a win for me.

0:42:57.320 --> 0:42:58.440
<v Speaker 3>You get to be the victim.

0:42:58.600 --> 0:42:58.880
<v Speaker 1>Yep.

0:43:00.840 --> 0:43:04.439
<v Speaker 2>But in all seriesness, I literally love when you guys

0:43:04.440 --> 0:43:06.520
<v Speaker 2>come to Miami. I think it's like so funny, like

0:43:06.560 --> 0:43:09.480
<v Speaker 2>something about it is so entertaining because it's like seeing

0:43:09.560 --> 0:43:11.480
<v Speaker 2>y'all in my like little world.

0:43:11.680 --> 0:43:15.560
<v Speaker 1>I love it. I want squad to come to literally Shitbury,

0:43:15.640 --> 0:43:18.120
<v Speaker 1>Texas and like vibe out, go on the lake and

0:43:18.120 --> 0:43:21.919
<v Speaker 1>ship like we've done Miami twice now, like yeah, we've

0:43:21.960 --> 0:43:24.839
<v Speaker 1>seen it. Actually I feel like I literally haven't seen

0:43:24.880 --> 0:43:26.480
<v Speaker 1>it because we've just been here for like three days

0:43:26.480 --> 0:43:28.799
<v Speaker 1>at a time. And I really do want to like

0:43:28.800 --> 0:43:32.160
<v Speaker 1>like go on like a really like deep dive of

0:43:32.239 --> 0:43:35.920
<v Speaker 1>like the history of your childhood just so I can

0:43:35.960 --> 0:43:36.959
<v Speaker 1>see where you came from.

0:43:37.239 --> 0:43:39.080
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, maybe that'll be a thing where it's like not

0:43:39.200 --> 0:43:41.319
<v Speaker 2>the huge crew, because doing that with the huge crew

0:43:41.400 --> 0:43:44.280
<v Speaker 2>is a little more difficult. Yeah, but we are doing

0:43:45.040 --> 0:43:46.920
<v Speaker 2>the Georgia vibes.

0:43:46.560 --> 0:43:49.280
<v Speaker 1>For oh yeah, we're gonna hit We're gonna hit Georgia.

0:43:49.400 --> 0:43:54.120
<v Speaker 1>We're gonna hit finn Are we hitting Vancouver, No, Yeah,

0:43:54.160 --> 0:43:59.040
<v Speaker 1>we'll hit Vancouver. We're gonna hit England to see in Provincetown,

0:43:58.280 --> 0:44:00.400
<v Speaker 1>Elsie's Elsie.

0:44:00.760 --> 0:44:03.520
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we're literally going across the fucking ocean.

0:44:03.600 --> 0:44:06.920
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Well, I like legitimately, like with or without squad

0:44:06.960 --> 0:44:08.960
<v Speaker 1>am going to Elsie's family, literally going.

0:44:08.800 --> 0:44:10.560
<v Speaker 3>To London and I'm smoking fucking spice.

0:44:11.080 --> 0:44:18.120
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm smoking opium in London's Grandma. But we're uh,

0:44:18.520 --> 0:44:20.600
<v Speaker 1>And then I want to do Granberry really bad, Like

0:44:20.960 --> 0:44:23.160
<v Speaker 1>I really do. Think it would be so funny seeing

0:44:23.160 --> 0:44:25.160
<v Speaker 1>squad mobbing in Granberry.

0:44:24.680 --> 0:44:26.080
<v Speaker 3>And then we all do Honduras.

0:44:26.560 --> 0:44:30.239
<v Speaker 1>Yes, and y'all get left there all right.

0:44:30.280 --> 0:44:34.400
<v Speaker 2>We just wanted to pick back up before we noticed,

0:44:34.560 --> 0:44:35.879
<v Speaker 2>before we even knew it, we were back.

0:44:35.960 --> 0:44:37.400
<v Speaker 3>We were where our dreams were going to be.

0:44:37.520 --> 0:44:39.959
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we were already here. And it was shocking because

0:44:40.000 --> 0:44:42.520
<v Speaker 1>it was only like forty minutes away when it was

0:44:42.520 --> 0:44:44.880
<v Speaker 1>supposed to be an hour and thirty. It was a

0:44:45.200 --> 0:44:48.560
<v Speaker 1>crazy shrip. You know, time flies when you're having fun

0:44:48.600 --> 0:44:49.640
<v Speaker 1>with your friends, you know people.

0:44:50.000 --> 0:44:53.640
<v Speaker 2>Time flies when you're like just so horny packed into

0:44:54.120 --> 0:44:55.280
<v Speaker 2>your dad's.

0:44:54.960 --> 0:44:57.279
<v Speaker 1>Car sweaty with your friends.

0:44:56.960 --> 0:45:01.440
<v Speaker 2>Nor ass off and like raying someone gives.

0:45:01.200 --> 0:45:03.160
<v Speaker 3>You just a little bit of physical touch.

0:45:05.280 --> 0:45:09.480
<v Speaker 2>Sorry I can't, but yeah, we're here. We're at the

0:45:09.520 --> 0:45:14.040
<v Speaker 2>Everglades right now. If you're from Florida or Miami specifically,

0:45:14.080 --> 0:45:16.560
<v Speaker 2>I'm sure this is somewhere that you either heard of

0:45:16.920 --> 0:45:21.000
<v Speaker 2>or you've been yourself. It's very hot and nice because

0:45:21.040 --> 0:45:23.640
<v Speaker 2>I haven't like really been in the sun as much.

0:45:23.640 --> 0:45:26.200
<v Speaker 3>Yeah this whole time, so it's nice to get that

0:45:26.320 --> 0:45:28.000
<v Speaker 3>sun like on me.

0:45:28.600 --> 0:45:32.000
<v Speaker 1>You know, I thought I thought sun was supposed to

0:45:32.160 --> 0:45:34.920
<v Speaker 1>cure depression. But like every time I go into the

0:45:34.960 --> 0:45:38.040
<v Speaker 1>sun for more than like four hours a day, by

0:45:38.120 --> 0:45:40.560
<v Speaker 1>the time it's ready for bed, I literally am the

0:45:40.560 --> 0:45:42.120
<v Speaker 1>stadust I've ever been in my entire life. Did we

0:45:42.160 --> 0:45:43.120
<v Speaker 1>click record on the camera?

0:45:44.000 --> 0:45:46.360
<v Speaker 3>Uh? Yeah I did. Wow.

0:45:46.760 --> 0:45:49.000
<v Speaker 2>No trust, no trust in a word, making sure, no

0:45:49.000 --> 0:45:51.840
<v Speaker 2>trust in a woman, like y'all are like, yeah, like

0:45:51.880 --> 0:45:52.480
<v Speaker 2>I can't you.

0:45:52.440 --> 0:45:54.760
<v Speaker 1>Can't trust women because I don't say women are.

0:45:54.600 --> 0:45:57.560
<v Speaker 2>Like really bad at their jobs, like they usually like

0:45:57.680 --> 0:46:00.440
<v Speaker 2>do a worse job than men. Yeah, they're just not

0:46:00.600 --> 0:46:03.360
<v Speaker 2>as smart. Like for instance, a man was driving that car,

0:46:03.520 --> 0:46:05.000
<v Speaker 2>so he got by very smoothly.

0:46:05.040 --> 0:46:06.480
<v Speaker 3>He didn't crush our toes exactly.

0:46:06.520 --> 0:46:08.160
<v Speaker 1>If a girl was driving, our feet would have probably

0:46:08.880 --> 0:46:11.600
<v Speaker 1>and we would have died probably and turned into fucking pulp.

0:46:12.360 --> 0:46:14.960
<v Speaker 1>But like, that's just kind of the vibe recently we've

0:46:15.000 --> 0:46:16.040
<v Speaker 1>had is.

0:46:15.960 --> 0:46:19.680
<v Speaker 3>Not liking women that I don't want to. I was joking,

0:46:19.680 --> 0:46:20.320
<v Speaker 3>I don't want to.

0:46:22.360 --> 0:46:24.160
<v Speaker 1>That's the vibe we've kind of had recently.

0:46:24.239 --> 0:46:27.279
<v Speaker 2>The media of the week is us reading like men

0:46:27.360 --> 0:46:29.719
<v Speaker 2>inacest books and what I've just been like really like

0:46:29.800 --> 0:46:32.680
<v Speaker 2>opening my eyes up to like the fact that like

0:46:32.840 --> 0:46:35.399
<v Speaker 2>men should be seen, they should be heard, men should

0:46:35.440 --> 0:46:36.840
<v Speaker 2>be seen, not heard.

0:46:36.840 --> 0:46:41.600
<v Speaker 1>That's actually yeah, Like I'm always down to be seen.

0:46:42.080 --> 0:46:45.360
<v Speaker 3>Why you're rallying that, well, I don't see you, cuy.

0:46:45.760 --> 0:46:47.600
<v Speaker 1>I never see I see the type of person that

0:46:47.640 --> 0:46:47.920
<v Speaker 1>you are.

0:46:48.239 --> 0:46:49.880
<v Speaker 3>That That's how I feel about High. I see the

0:46:49.920 --> 0:46:50.680
<v Speaker 3>kind of person he is.

0:46:50.960 --> 0:46:54.960
<v Speaker 2>I see right through that little, shy, quiet, nice man facade.

0:46:55.040 --> 0:46:57.399
<v Speaker 2>I know you're evil and I know you stink because

0:46:57.400 --> 0:46:58.080
<v Speaker 2>I can smell you.

0:47:02.760 --> 0:47:08.080
<v Speaker 1>Maybe grind oh me relection mind, take good time on

0:47:08.480 --> 0:47:10.920
<v Speaker 1>me relection mind.

0:47:11.239 --> 0:47:14.000
<v Speaker 3>Oh my oh, get the fuck away from us.

0:47:14.760 --> 0:47:17.040
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. We can't have a moment to ourselves.

0:47:17.080 --> 0:47:19.680
<v Speaker 3>We know, like that actually creeped me the fuck.

0:47:19.480 --> 0:47:22.120
<v Speaker 1>Out dangerous guy. That was really dangerous and.

0:47:22.120 --> 0:47:23.000
<v Speaker 3>You're going to hell. You're lucky.

0:47:23.000 --> 0:47:25.040
<v Speaker 2>How don't have my fucking pepper spray on me today

0:47:26.320 --> 0:47:29.040
<v Speaker 2>because you would have got got bitch, you would have

0:47:29.040 --> 0:47:31.120
<v Speaker 2>gotten I would have rolled you into the swamp.

0:47:32.320 --> 0:47:32.680
<v Speaker 3>One of me.

0:47:33.080 --> 0:47:39.760
<v Speaker 1>Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, honestly. Apology denied, denied.

0:47:41.840 --> 0:47:44.959
<v Speaker 2>You know what, I'm gonna take that apology and shove

0:47:44.960 --> 0:47:47.720
<v Speaker 2>it right up your fucking ass motherfucker.

0:47:48.520 --> 0:47:51.440
<v Speaker 1>Guys down for that though. That's the thing, is the.

0:47:51.400 --> 0:47:57.319
<v Speaker 3>Wind bothering it? Your mama? I had sex with your

0:47:57.320 --> 0:47:58.759
<v Speaker 3>mom last night. Did you know that guy and she

0:47:58.880 --> 0:48:01.400
<v Speaker 3>squirted everywhere? Did you know your mom was a squirter?

0:48:01.920 --> 0:48:04.719
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, why would you know that?

0:48:06.680 --> 0:48:07.600
<v Speaker 3>You ew?

0:48:10.360 --> 0:48:13.200
<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah.

0:48:14.600 --> 0:48:16.960
<v Speaker 3>This is going on the internet. People see it, like.

0:48:16.960 --> 0:48:18.160
<v Speaker 1>Get it, get it?

0:48:18.280 --> 0:48:21.520
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, dude.

0:48:21.520 --> 0:48:23.359
<v Speaker 2>When we went to like a club the other night,

0:48:23.680 --> 0:48:25.000
<v Speaker 2>I for the first time looked around.

0:48:25.080 --> 0:48:27.040
<v Speaker 3>I was like, Dude, my friends so obviously do not

0:48:27.160 --> 0:48:27.440
<v Speaker 3>fit in.

0:48:27.760 --> 0:48:29.920
<v Speaker 2>I was like, they are so obviously like the like

0:48:30.040 --> 0:48:33.320
<v Speaker 2>odd ones out and like especially when Miami like Classics

0:48:33.320 --> 0:48:35.560
<v Speaker 2>were coming on and me Sabrina and like all my

0:48:35.600 --> 0:48:38.200
<v Speaker 2>Miami friends are like singing them and screaming.

0:48:38.440 --> 0:48:42.080
<v Speaker 1>And then y'all were like, dance, don't I was in

0:48:42.160 --> 0:48:43.520
<v Speaker 1>on the Miami songs.

0:48:43.680 --> 0:48:45.600
<v Speaker 3>I guess, yeah, you've you've died.

0:48:45.719 --> 0:48:48.600
<v Speaker 1>You've trained my ear. Yeah, you trained me.

0:48:49.239 --> 0:48:53.680
<v Speaker 2>However, I'm so high playing you, Jess might be the

0:48:54.080 --> 0:48:55.120
<v Speaker 2>saxiest thing.

0:48:55.280 --> 0:48:58.000
<v Speaker 3>No, I don't up the.

0:48:58.120 --> 0:49:01.719
<v Speaker 1>Club up and I am maybe I am just one

0:49:01.719 --> 0:49:01.880
<v Speaker 1>of the.

0:49:02.040 --> 0:49:05.120
<v Speaker 3>Just yeah, I know you are just like a random motherfucker. No,

0:49:05.600 --> 0:49:07.200
<v Speaker 3>I know it sucks. It sucks not to be in

0:49:07.320 --> 0:49:08.799
<v Speaker 3>Ome are you?

0:49:08.920 --> 0:49:13.120
<v Speaker 2>Are you dancing to me singing cuy, thank you?

0:49:13.480 --> 0:49:16.200
<v Speaker 3>I can have a lot. I got that set and

0:49:16.440 --> 0:49:19.479
<v Speaker 3>I'm so high and I'm so high.

0:49:20.000 --> 0:49:23.960
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, I do know that one the just your

0:49:24.080 --> 0:49:28.680
<v Speaker 1>tone was off, You're out of key, and I'm so.

0:49:28.960 --> 0:49:31.080
<v Speaker 3>I'm never out of key. I'm always having.

0:49:30.800 --> 0:49:35.040
<v Speaker 1>A key a key key here here, here here.

0:49:35.480 --> 0:49:37.279
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, it was really funny because I turned around.

0:49:37.320 --> 0:49:39.479
<v Speaker 2>I was like ordering drinks for everybody, and I turned

0:49:39.480 --> 0:49:41.360
<v Speaker 2>around and I was like, oh my god, my friends

0:49:41.360 --> 0:49:42.200
<v Speaker 2>are the losers.

0:49:42.640 --> 0:49:45.080
<v Speaker 1>I was like, we got we're we did look like

0:49:45.160 --> 0:49:47.200
<v Speaker 1>loser freaks, but also at the same time, we just

0:49:47.200 --> 0:49:48.799
<v Speaker 1>have fun, like we don't.

0:49:49.360 --> 0:49:51.680
<v Speaker 2>But what's fun is like in Miami, they actually danced,

0:49:51.680 --> 0:49:56.200
<v Speaker 2>so for once we didn't look like no one was dancing.

0:49:56.360 --> 0:49:58.440
<v Speaker 2>There was the people dancing, but people were dancing at

0:49:58.480 --> 0:49:59.560
<v Speaker 2>their tables with their crews.

0:50:00.160 --> 0:50:02.920
<v Speaker 1>Maybe that was the case, Guy Guy said, and it

0:50:03.120 --> 0:50:05.920
<v Speaker 1>fucking cracked me up. He was like, we were literally

0:50:05.960 --> 0:50:08.719
<v Speaker 1>at a fortnight math last night, because that video looks

0:50:08.719 --> 0:50:11.000
<v Speaker 1>like a tilted tower. Yeah, there was a tilted tower.

0:50:11.040 --> 0:50:12.600
<v Speaker 1>And they were like, it was crazy.

0:50:12.760 --> 0:50:15.239
<v Speaker 3>If you live in Miami. The club was Oasis and

0:50:15.320 --> 0:50:17.320
<v Speaker 3>wind would it was really funny.

0:50:18.080 --> 0:50:20.520
<v Speaker 2>But Kai at one point got really hot and wanted

0:50:20.560 --> 0:50:23.000
<v Speaker 2>to take off his hoodie and I know, like, I

0:50:23.040 --> 0:50:24.239
<v Speaker 2>didn't talk to you about this, and I don't know

0:50:24.280 --> 0:50:26.120
<v Speaker 2>if it actually bothered you, but I was cracking up

0:50:26.160 --> 0:50:27.400
<v Speaker 2>because he want to tick off his hoodie and I

0:50:27.400 --> 0:50:29.399
<v Speaker 2>was trying to help him, but his shirt came off

0:50:29.440 --> 0:50:31.120
<v Speaker 2>with it and he had to just commit to being

0:50:31.160 --> 0:50:32.640
<v Speaker 2>suretless in the club.

0:50:32.960 --> 0:50:35.680
<v Speaker 4>And dude, know, it was so sick that if I

0:50:35.760 --> 0:50:38.320
<v Speaker 4>tried to take my hoodie off with these fucking nails

0:50:38.400 --> 0:50:40.560
<v Speaker 4>and how sweaty I already was, my shirt was gonna

0:50:40.560 --> 0:50:42.120
<v Speaker 4>come off no matter what. So I was just like

0:50:42.680 --> 0:50:44.560
<v Speaker 4>I go to lean into this and just make it

0:50:44.600 --> 0:50:46.560
<v Speaker 4>a bit, And I knew that, like if I was

0:50:46.560 --> 0:50:49.239
<v Speaker 4>struggling and it would start to like rip it.

0:50:49.200 --> 0:50:54.640
<v Speaker 2>Off, I was helping because you were because because your

0:50:54.680 --> 0:50:56.160
<v Speaker 2>sleeve was hella stuck, and.

0:50:56.080 --> 0:50:57.560
<v Speaker 1>I was like, I don't know how you did that

0:50:57.760 --> 0:51:00.440
<v Speaker 1>so bad. Like I've never seen someone take a hoodie

0:51:00.440 --> 0:51:02.719
<v Speaker 1>off and then the shirt come off that much like

0:51:02.760 --> 0:51:06.160
<v Speaker 1>I feel like in middle it is a little slut. Yeah,

0:51:06.160 --> 0:51:08.520
<v Speaker 1>in middle school, I feel like that's like one of

0:51:08.520 --> 0:51:11.319
<v Speaker 1>the worst things ever. Is like when you're taking off

0:51:11.320 --> 0:51:13.960
<v Speaker 1>your hoodie and class and then your mid drift shows

0:51:13.960 --> 0:51:16.879
<v Speaker 1>and it's, yeah, your little your little belly pops out.

0:51:16.920 --> 0:51:18.760
<v Speaker 1>Like I remember being so embarrassed.

0:51:18.320 --> 0:51:20.640
<v Speaker 3>By only my dream when I started wearing my training barrow.

0:51:20.680 --> 0:51:21.680
<v Speaker 3>I'm like, oh my god, I have to take my

0:51:21.680 --> 0:51:24.160
<v Speaker 3>hoodie off. I hope my fucking brawl doesn't show right now.

0:51:24.880 --> 0:51:26.920
<v Speaker 2>Nobody sees that I'm growing in these fucking triple A

0:51:27.120 --> 0:51:30.600
<v Speaker 2>is these triple A batteries, these Triple A nipples.

0:51:30.680 --> 0:51:34.360
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, my fucking swollen nipples. This guy's going the wrong way.

0:51:34.640 --> 0:51:38.760
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, this is actually really fucking toxic, so embarrassing for him.

0:51:39.000 --> 0:51:41.400
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, we're at the Everglades. We're kind of chilling

0:51:41.480 --> 0:51:44.759
<v Speaker 1>waiting on our boat to pull up because we miss start.

0:51:45.120 --> 0:51:47.520
<v Speaker 2>Just we live like the real Miami life, Like we

0:51:47.600 --> 0:51:50.239
<v Speaker 2>go from yacht to air boat to yacht. Tomorrow we

0:51:50.280 --> 0:51:52.400
<v Speaker 2>have another yacht eight am and then they have to

0:51:52.400 --> 0:51:52.960
<v Speaker 2>get on the flight.

0:51:53.000 --> 0:51:54.359
<v Speaker 3>But the flight is departing from the boat.

0:51:54.560 --> 0:52:00.719
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's a water plane, water flaying back across the country.

0:52:01.120 --> 0:52:04.160
<v Speaker 1>Well, scary fucking birds. The scary fucking birds are out

0:52:04.160 --> 0:52:04.600
<v Speaker 1>to play.

0:52:04.719 --> 0:52:06.600
<v Speaker 3>No, those are the like big Miami birds.

0:52:07.440 --> 0:52:08.200
<v Speaker 1>It just flew by.

0:52:09.560 --> 0:52:11.000
<v Speaker 3>Dude, dude, I know.

0:52:11.040 --> 0:52:12.719
<v Speaker 1>I am sad that I leave tomorrow. Like I feel

0:52:12.719 --> 0:52:14.400
<v Speaker 1>like we're all Me and Lucas were talking about it.

0:52:14.400 --> 0:52:16.400
<v Speaker 1>We're like, damn, like this shit went by so fast,

0:52:16.520 --> 0:52:18.359
<v Speaker 1>Like but like time flies when you're having fun.

0:52:18.400 --> 0:52:21.680
<v Speaker 2>I said it time flies outside and they mean.

0:52:22.000 --> 0:52:24.560
<v Speaker 1>Girl, this literally, this segment that we're adding is literally

0:52:24.600 --> 0:52:27.000
<v Speaker 1>just us singing the entire time and saying sorry, nothing.

0:52:27.080 --> 0:52:29.080
<v Speaker 2>It's because we're in Miami, and when you're in Miami,

0:52:29.160 --> 0:52:30.800
<v Speaker 2>you got that groove in you.

0:52:32.520 --> 0:52:37.239
<v Speaker 1>All right, Well girl, no we oh yeah, I was

0:52:37.280 --> 0:52:38.760
<v Speaker 1>about to say, we have not been doing.

0:52:38.560 --> 0:52:40.520
<v Speaker 3>Anything so scared of them getting on the boat without us.

0:52:40.520 --> 0:52:43.160
<v Speaker 1>What if the girl they would not depart without us,

0:52:43.160 --> 0:52:45.360
<v Speaker 1>someone would run over here and grab us before they left.

0:52:45.480 --> 0:52:46.520
<v Speaker 3>I'm literally so excited.

0:52:46.520 --> 0:52:48.200
<v Speaker 1>They said, we have an hour and a half, like

0:52:48.800 --> 0:52:50.040
<v Speaker 1>until the next boat pulls up.

0:52:50.080 --> 0:52:52.759
<v Speaker 2>When we got here, my whole family and like a

0:52:52.800 --> 0:52:54.680
<v Speaker 2>few other friends were like waiting outside, and I was like,

0:52:54.680 --> 0:52:56.600
<v Speaker 2>this is so fucking funny. And then we all hopped

0:52:56.600 --> 0:52:58.960
<v Speaker 2>out of this car and it was like my family,

0:52:59.160 --> 0:53:00.719
<v Speaker 2>all my friends, and like.

0:53:00.840 --> 0:53:03.200
<v Speaker 3>I was just it's just such a real sight to see.

0:53:03.360 --> 0:53:04.520
<v Speaker 1>It's a surreal sight.

0:53:04.760 --> 0:53:07.080
<v Speaker 2>It's a beautiful sight. It's beautiful when you make friends

0:53:07.160 --> 0:53:11.040
<v Speaker 2>who your family love. Because I've literally that that says

0:53:11.080 --> 0:53:12.879
<v Speaker 2>a lot about a person. My dad was actually saying,

0:53:12.920 --> 0:53:14.680
<v Speaker 2>like I say, He's like, it says a lot about you,

0:53:14.719 --> 0:53:16.440
<v Speaker 2>Like I've never met like a friend of yours or

0:53:16.480 --> 0:53:18.400
<v Speaker 2>like a friend of your other friends who I didn't like,

0:53:18.440 --> 0:53:20.239
<v Speaker 2>and that says a lot about them, because if the

0:53:20.239 --> 0:53:23.680
<v Speaker 2>people they brought around me like we're rude or disrespectful,

0:53:23.760 --> 0:53:25.720
<v Speaker 2>then that shows a lot on the character they actually

0:53:25.800 --> 0:53:26.760
<v Speaker 2>are outside.

0:53:26.360 --> 0:53:29.080
<v Speaker 3>In my doors. And I was like, that is so true.

0:53:29.239 --> 0:53:31.960
<v Speaker 3>And then he called Drew Jesus. He said, Drew looks

0:53:31.960 --> 0:53:32.600
<v Speaker 3>like Jesus.

0:53:32.760 --> 0:53:35.120
<v Speaker 1>I did get the Jesus. I've been getting Jesus comments

0:53:35.200 --> 0:53:39.080
<v Speaker 1>the entire trip, like by like random strangers in the hotel.

0:53:39.200 --> 0:53:43.040
<v Speaker 2>They're gonna fucking starts and think you fucking washed up

0:53:43.040 --> 0:53:45.960
<v Speaker 2>on shore to like save to save Miami.

0:53:46.640 --> 0:53:48.640
<v Speaker 1>Just put some blood around my head and I'll like

0:53:48.840 --> 0:53:49.680
<v Speaker 1>really serve you.

0:53:50.200 --> 0:53:54.120
<v Speaker 2>Flower crown, Yes, every every rose has its fim, Jesus

0:53:54.160 --> 0:53:55.600
<v Speaker 2>put a flower crown instead of thorns.

0:53:57.480 --> 0:53:58.520
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, he didn't mention you.

0:53:59.840 --> 0:54:01.279
<v Speaker 1>He did talk a lot about me, though.

0:54:01.320 --> 0:54:03.719
<v Speaker 2>He was like he was saying, no, actually, I'm sorry

0:54:03.760 --> 0:54:06.240
<v Speaker 2>to cut you off. He was talking a lot about Tyler,

0:54:06.320 --> 0:54:09.319
<v Speaker 2>not you girl. Really yeah, first of well, no, he.

0:54:09.280 --> 0:54:10.960
<v Speaker 3>Was talking about you. I'm sorry that was meaning me.

0:54:12.360 --> 0:54:14.640
<v Speaker 1>No, I'm saying really to Tyler, No.

0:54:14.760 --> 0:54:15.680
<v Speaker 3>I fully cut you off.

0:54:15.719 --> 0:54:17.440
<v Speaker 2>Every time I cut you off on podcasts, I get

0:54:17.440 --> 0:54:19.319
<v Speaker 2>really uncomfortable and nervous because I'm like, oh my god,

0:54:19.360 --> 0:54:22.000
<v Speaker 2>these are just like our things where people can like

0:54:22.040 --> 0:54:23.759
<v Speaker 2>look at that and think like I'm the worst friend

0:54:23.760 --> 0:54:24.840
<v Speaker 2>to you, and it makes.

0:54:24.640 --> 0:54:26.759
<v Speaker 1>Me really, it just makes sense in our friendship. It

0:54:26.840 --> 0:54:28.360
<v Speaker 1>just makes sense in our relationship.

0:54:29.280 --> 0:54:30.120
<v Speaker 3>It says a lot.

0:54:30.239 --> 0:54:33.560
<v Speaker 1>I'm just that's something that I've been like really leaning

0:54:33.600 --> 0:54:37.600
<v Speaker 1>into recently is like kind of my like what's it

0:54:37.640 --> 0:54:40.279
<v Speaker 1>called introverted vibe, Like I was talking about it with

0:54:40.360 --> 0:54:42.759
<v Speaker 1>Kai where I feel like I don't know if I

0:54:42.800 --> 0:54:44.319
<v Speaker 1>talked about this in the last episode. I don't think

0:54:44.360 --> 0:54:46.520
<v Speaker 1>I did. Maybe I did, I don't know, but I

0:54:46.560 --> 0:54:49.520
<v Speaker 1>was just like I'm leaning into my introverted side. Like

0:54:49.560 --> 0:54:52.720
<v Speaker 1>i feel like I've lived a very extroverted early twenties

0:54:52.760 --> 0:54:57.160
<v Speaker 1>and now I'm like like oversaturated with like friendship and

0:54:57.480 --> 0:54:59.480
<v Speaker 1>which is like a very like I'm just.

0:54:59.520 --> 0:55:03.000
<v Speaker 3>Wait, too many cool people around.

0:55:02.800 --> 0:55:04.719
<v Speaker 1>I make too many friends, way too many cool people

0:55:04.760 --> 0:55:06.560
<v Speaker 1>around me that I just like need a break. But

0:55:06.640 --> 0:55:08.719
<v Speaker 1>like genuinely, I feel like I've like been hanging so

0:55:08.920 --> 0:55:10.960
<v Speaker 1>much and like seeing people all the time that like

0:55:11.160 --> 0:55:13.360
<v Speaker 1>I just need some time to myself and just like

0:55:13.680 --> 0:55:15.719
<v Speaker 1>need to be alone in my room sometimes and like

0:55:16.000 --> 0:55:17.600
<v Speaker 1>but I feel like I have always like been like

0:55:17.640 --> 0:55:19.720
<v Speaker 1>that though, like where I were hanging in big groups,

0:55:19.719 --> 0:55:21.520
<v Speaker 1>like I'll just like retire back to my room.

0:55:21.640 --> 0:55:23.240
<v Speaker 3>Yeah that's like always been your robe.

0:55:24.080 --> 0:55:27.520
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, I'm just in my introverted era right now

0:55:29.440 --> 0:55:31.680
<v Speaker 1>now that I have gray hairs, no one can see

0:55:31.719 --> 0:55:33.520
<v Speaker 1>me now I have Now I'm gonna wear this hat

0:55:33.560 --> 0:55:34.920
<v Speaker 1>like fucking crazy.

0:55:35.200 --> 0:55:36.359
<v Speaker 3>You already do wear that hat.

0:55:36.360 --> 0:55:39.000
<v Speaker 2>Bit it's fucking like it's you know when like people

0:55:39.040 --> 0:55:40.600
<v Speaker 2>wear like a band aid too long and it's like

0:55:40.640 --> 0:55:42.399
<v Speaker 2>their skin starts melting into the band aid.

0:55:42.400 --> 0:55:43.560
<v Speaker 3>That's like you and that fucking hat.

0:55:43.680 --> 0:55:45.719
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's it's sealed in my head. You pull the

0:55:45.760 --> 0:55:47.680
<v Speaker 1>hat off and my hair comes off with it.

0:55:47.920 --> 0:55:48.240
<v Speaker 3>Fully.

0:55:49.120 --> 0:55:50.960
<v Speaker 1>But I just love this cap. I love the way

0:55:51.000 --> 0:55:53.040
<v Speaker 1>it fits, I love the vibe it gives zone.

0:55:53.040 --> 0:55:54.720
<v Speaker 3>It just look good. You look suxy.

0:55:55.239 --> 0:55:56.920
<v Speaker 2>You kind of look like if you add two beers

0:55:56.920 --> 0:55:58.919
<v Speaker 2>at a bar and I like bumped into you would

0:55:58.920 --> 0:56:00.160
<v Speaker 2>turn around and push me on the floor.

0:56:00.280 --> 0:56:02.239
<v Speaker 1>No, that's well, that is who I am. I'm leaning

0:56:02.280 --> 0:56:04.960
<v Speaker 1>into that character like you do that kind of stuff.

0:56:05.200 --> 0:56:07.879
<v Speaker 1>I beat people up, true, I don't give a buck.

0:56:08.680 --> 0:56:13.319
<v Speaker 1>We can't beat people with your nails. No, I can't

0:56:13.360 --> 0:56:13.799
<v Speaker 1>say that.

0:56:16.040 --> 0:56:18.480
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, when I cut you off, when you were

0:56:18.480 --> 0:56:20.239
<v Speaker 2>about to literally lie and say that my dad was

0:56:20.239 --> 0:56:22.160
<v Speaker 2>calling you sexy or something, because you were fully just

0:56:22.160 --> 0:56:22.640
<v Speaker 2>gonna lie.

0:56:23.160 --> 0:56:25.480
<v Speaker 3>When I was like, did your dad mentioned me?

0:56:25.520 --> 0:56:26.879
<v Speaker 2>And you were like, no, he mentioned me, a lie

0:56:26.880 --> 0:56:29.000
<v Speaker 2>And you were just about to lie because you weren't there.

0:56:29.480 --> 0:56:31.319
<v Speaker 1>No, you called me and told me how much he

0:56:31.360 --> 0:56:32.600
<v Speaker 1>talked about Oh he actually did.

0:56:32.640 --> 0:56:34.880
<v Speaker 2>I fully forgot. So yeah, that's how easily I forget

0:56:34.880 --> 0:56:37.520
<v Speaker 2>about you. Oh and don't fucking forget it.

0:56:37.640 --> 0:56:39.279
<v Speaker 1>That's like really fucked up.

0:56:39.320 --> 0:56:40.480
<v Speaker 3>That's how easy I could replace you.

0:56:40.719 --> 0:56:40.919
<v Speaker 2>Wow.

0:56:41.200 --> 0:56:43.439
<v Speaker 1>No, no, I feel good. That made me feel really good.

0:56:44.040 --> 0:56:45.920
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, my dad was like talking about Duas and

0:56:45.960 --> 0:56:48.839
<v Speaker 2>he's like, he's like man like because obviously we've kind

0:56:48.840 --> 0:56:51.040
<v Speaker 2>of talked about like our rough patch, and obviously I

0:56:51.080 --> 0:56:52.839
<v Speaker 2>told my dad about that because I'm of she.

0:56:52.880 --> 0:56:56.400
<v Speaker 1>Talked a lot of shit about me and probably exaggerated

0:56:56.440 --> 0:56:56.840
<v Speaker 1>about me.

0:56:57.080 --> 0:57:00.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I was being helodramatic, I was gaslighting. I was

0:57:00.640 --> 0:57:03.719
<v Speaker 2>sleigh lighting. But yeah, I was like told my dad

0:57:03.760 --> 0:57:05.120
<v Speaker 2>about all that. And then he was like, I feel

0:57:05.160 --> 0:57:07.720
<v Speaker 2>like Drew's like grown so much over the past two years,

0:57:07.760 --> 0:57:10.040
<v Speaker 2>and like he seems like such a good kid and

0:57:10.080 --> 0:57:11.719
<v Speaker 2>I really like him. Like he was like, I really

0:57:11.800 --> 0:57:15.080
<v Speaker 2>really like Drew and was just talking like highly of Drew.

0:57:15.280 --> 0:57:16.920
<v Speaker 3>But then randomly he started.

0:57:16.600 --> 0:57:18.920
<v Speaker 2>Talking about like Tyler the Creator, and I was like

0:57:18.920 --> 0:57:21.360
<v Speaker 2>what because we were talking about like fashion.

0:57:21.640 --> 0:57:23.000
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, and then he was.

0:57:23.000 --> 0:57:25.240
<v Speaker 2>Like, you know, speaking of fashion, you know who like,

0:57:25.480 --> 0:57:27.040
<v Speaker 2>I like what I saw the other day. I saw

0:57:27.080 --> 0:57:29.720
<v Speaker 2>that video of Tyler like riding his bike around and

0:57:29.800 --> 0:57:33.240
<v Speaker 2>he was going on like the craziest like tangent. He

0:57:33.320 --> 0:57:34.680
<v Speaker 2>was like, oh, I saw that video of Tyler the

0:57:34.720 --> 0:57:36.480
<v Speaker 2>Creator riding his bike at the Louis Vuitton show.

0:57:36.480 --> 0:57:39.200
<v Speaker 3>You know that's a motherfucker who's like done everything right.

0:57:39.400 --> 0:57:41.560
<v Speaker 2>He's like made sure he was in the right rooms

0:57:41.560 --> 0:57:43.000
<v Speaker 2>at the right time, and he's gonna be the big

0:57:43.040 --> 0:57:44.919
<v Speaker 2>stame in fashion. And I was like that, I've never

0:57:44.920 --> 0:57:46.600
<v Speaker 2>heard him talk about that man once in my life.

0:57:46.800 --> 0:57:47.840
<v Speaker 1>But he was wrong.

0:57:47.960 --> 0:57:50.160
<v Speaker 2>He wasn't wrong, but I was like he was going

0:57:50.200 --> 0:57:52.400
<v Speaker 2>in and he was just like being like a fan.

0:57:52.840 --> 0:57:55.840
<v Speaker 1>I love that your dad knows things about like like

0:57:56.120 --> 0:57:59.440
<v Speaker 1>culture culture. Yeah, like I it's like super sick, Like

0:57:59.480 --> 0:58:03.000
<v Speaker 1>he's inter twined in like young people culture. My dad

0:58:03.360 --> 0:58:08.000
<v Speaker 1>couldn't name a soul that I fucked with heavily, dude.

0:58:08.000 --> 0:58:08.440
<v Speaker 3>That's funny.

0:58:08.440 --> 0:58:10.320
<v Speaker 2>For some reason, he also thinks Finn is a YouTuber,

0:58:10.360 --> 0:58:13.040
<v Speaker 2>though he said that yesterday to my family because we

0:58:13.040 --> 0:58:15.880
<v Speaker 2>were talking about Carbone and like, Finn was like really

0:58:15.960 --> 0:58:18.080
<v Speaker 2>sweet and I really wanted to take my dad to Carbone,

0:58:18.120 --> 0:58:21.240
<v Speaker 2>but they wouldn't bet an eye at me, so like

0:58:21.280 --> 0:58:23.040
<v Speaker 2>he got me and my dad a reservation, which was

0:58:23.080 --> 0:58:25.200
<v Speaker 2>literally so sweet. Like I took my dad to dinner,

0:58:25.240 --> 0:58:27.480
<v Speaker 2>like a really nice dinner for his birthday, and he

0:58:27.600 --> 0:58:29.920
<v Speaker 2>like really like my dad used to be a chef

0:58:29.960 --> 0:58:34.080
<v Speaker 2>and he loves like food and just like restaurant culture,

0:58:34.120 --> 0:58:36.160
<v Speaker 2>so he really likes going to a nice spot. So we went,

0:58:38.080 --> 0:58:40.080
<v Speaker 2>and I fully forgot where. Oh but then when I

0:58:40.120 --> 0:58:42.640
<v Speaker 2>got home, my uncle and aunt were at the crib

0:58:42.760 --> 0:58:46.240
<v Speaker 2>like with my mom, and my dad was like talking

0:58:46.280 --> 0:58:47.960
<v Speaker 2>about how like it's really hard to get a reservation

0:58:48.000 --> 0:58:49.680
<v Speaker 2>there apparently, and then he was like, yeah, but like

0:58:49.840 --> 0:58:52.040
<v Speaker 2>one of his friends who's like a really big YouTuber

0:58:52.120 --> 0:58:54.240
<v Speaker 2>gottess In, and I was listening to it, and I

0:58:54.320 --> 0:58:56.920
<v Speaker 2>was like, that's not what he is, but okay. I

0:58:56.960 --> 0:58:58.800
<v Speaker 2>was like, Okay, maybe he's not that tappening because my

0:58:58.880 --> 0:58:59.920
<v Speaker 2>mom knew who Finn was.

0:59:00.040 --> 0:59:03.640
<v Speaker 1>But like my dad was like, your mom lives on Netflix, though.

0:59:03.560 --> 0:59:06.000
<v Speaker 3>I can't believe everything.

0:59:06.200 --> 0:59:11.000
<v Speaker 2>Every time we log into Netflix, it's so fucking like, sorry,

0:59:11.040 --> 0:59:12.520
<v Speaker 2>I was gonna say, it's so fucking loud, and then

0:59:12.560 --> 0:59:17.439
<v Speaker 2>I got mixed up in my sentence. Hold one every

0:59:17.440 --> 0:59:20.160
<v Speaker 2>time we log into Netflix. Everything's in Spanish because my

0:59:20.200 --> 0:59:22.600
<v Speaker 2>mom is watching and she like only speaks Spanish.

0:59:22.920 --> 0:59:24.760
<v Speaker 3>So then like we'll like be watching a trailer for

0:59:24.840 --> 0:59:25.480
<v Speaker 3>something and it's.

0:59:25.360 --> 0:59:30.200
<v Speaker 1>Like, yeah, we'll be We'll be like five minutes in

0:59:30.240 --> 0:59:32.520
<v Speaker 1>and realized that the show is not supposed to be

0:59:32.560 --> 0:59:34.720
<v Speaker 1>in Spanish and'll be like, wait, what the fuck me, Like,

0:59:34.760 --> 0:59:36.160
<v Speaker 1>what's this Spanish film?

0:59:36.440 --> 0:59:38.160
<v Speaker 3>And we're like, oh, it's literally subtitles.

0:59:38.240 --> 0:59:40.000
<v Speaker 1>It's literally super bad in Spanish.

0:59:42.400 --> 0:59:51.040
<v Speaker 2>The Loving, Loving Madonald's Madonald's.

0:59:52.160 --> 0:59:54.000
<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, I'm fucking up to McDonald's after that.

0:59:54.080 --> 0:59:56.200
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's That's been my vie the entire time, and

0:59:56.240 --> 0:59:59.360
<v Speaker 1>no one's fucking like, let me live McDonald's vibe, Like

0:59:59.480 --> 1:00:00.840
<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna Why do we have to go out

1:00:00.840 --> 1:00:02.600
<v Speaker 1>to a nice restaurant every night? Why can't we just

1:00:02.640 --> 1:00:05.440
<v Speaker 1>go get McDonald's. You literally sound like a old I

1:00:05.520 --> 1:00:08.120
<v Speaker 1>just I ride so hard for McDonald's, it's insane, Like

1:00:08.160 --> 1:00:11.200
<v Speaker 1>it's like the best restaurant like ever made. There is

1:00:11.360 --> 1:00:14.640
<v Speaker 1>like there's validity to that statement because there's no way

1:00:14.640 --> 1:00:17.320
<v Speaker 1>it's the biggest restaurant in the world and literally everyone

1:00:17.400 --> 1:00:20.800
<v Speaker 1>on this fucking planet, not everyone, but like literally ninety

1:00:21.000 --> 1:00:22.720
<v Speaker 1>percent of the planet has eaten McDonald's.

1:00:22.720 --> 1:00:23.919
<v Speaker 3>I've never had McDonald's before.

1:00:24.360 --> 1:00:25.160
<v Speaker 1>That's how I wanted to know.

1:00:25.240 --> 1:00:26.480
<v Speaker 3>I was like, oh, it's a big day, We're going

1:00:26.520 --> 1:00:28.040
<v Speaker 3>on the boat, Like, maybe I'll try something. No, that's

1:00:28.040 --> 1:00:28.480
<v Speaker 3>why I want to.

1:00:28.560 --> 1:00:29.960
<v Speaker 1>I ate you out in the McDonald's bathroom.

1:00:29.960 --> 1:00:32.400
<v Speaker 3>Oh say that, Like, why are you gonna like let

1:00:32.400 --> 1:00:33.400
<v Speaker 3>the public know that kind of shit?

1:00:33.480 --> 1:00:35.000
<v Speaker 1>What if they just got on the boat without us

1:00:35.000 --> 1:00:35.520
<v Speaker 1>and dipped.

1:00:35.800 --> 1:00:38.000
<v Speaker 3>I would literally fucking punch my dad in the skull.

1:00:38.440 --> 1:00:42.440
<v Speaker 1>That's our boat though, that's your boat. That's the private boat.

1:00:42.920 --> 1:00:43.360
<v Speaker 3>Oh it is.

1:00:43.560 --> 1:00:46.600
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, So all right, let's do some media real quick

1:00:46.640 --> 1:00:53.880
<v Speaker 1>wrap this up. Read all right, So I haven't again

1:00:54.040 --> 1:01:01.600
<v Speaker 1>been watching too many shows because I've just been binging Futurama.

1:01:01.640 --> 1:01:07.080
<v Speaker 1>That's been my vibe. So like we've just been Yeah,

1:01:07.120 --> 1:01:11.120
<v Speaker 1>I've just been like binging Futurama. But my music is

1:01:11.200 --> 1:01:14.040
<v Speaker 1>Chrome Country by one O Tricks point Never nine Bit

1:01:14.720 --> 1:01:17.200
<v Speaker 1>Blues by Kid Kowala and He's a Mighty Good Leader

1:01:17.240 --> 1:01:19.760
<v Speaker 1>by Beck. I've probably said all three of those songs

1:01:20.120 --> 1:01:23.720
<v Speaker 1>already on this media, But it's okay because it just

1:01:23.760 --> 1:01:25.680
<v Speaker 1>shows that I am about what I say, and I

1:01:25.760 --> 1:01:27.160
<v Speaker 1>listened to and love those music.

1:01:27.400 --> 1:01:29.000
<v Speaker 3>I'm about the things I came to love.

1:01:29.200 --> 1:01:31.120
<v Speaker 2>Okay, my media the week is by the time I

1:01:31.120 --> 1:01:35.240
<v Speaker 2>get to Phoenix by Dorothy Ashby Star by Seven for

1:01:35.320 --> 1:01:38.080
<v Speaker 2>You Prince and Inside it Out by Feast.

1:01:37.880 --> 1:01:41.040
<v Speaker 3>Their cover is so good I already.

1:01:40.720 --> 1:01:44.800
<v Speaker 1>Set it out by FECs like poop Yeah no, why

1:01:44.800 --> 1:01:46.800
<v Speaker 1>would why would a band call themselves poop?

1:01:46.880 --> 1:01:47.240
<v Speaker 3>True?

1:01:47.600 --> 1:01:50.720
<v Speaker 1>Uh, there's literally the poop fuckers and the ship fart.

1:01:50.920 --> 1:01:53.760
<v Speaker 3>The butt suckers is that what it is? The butt

1:01:53.760 --> 1:01:56.520
<v Speaker 3>suckers or yeah, Drew, you don't know shit, you know?

1:01:56.640 --> 1:02:00.000
<v Speaker 1>There's also the poop shitters. I swear to god, there's

1:02:00.080 --> 1:02:00.760
<v Speaker 1>poop shitters.

1:02:01.400 --> 1:02:02.120
<v Speaker 3>Kay, you would know.

1:02:02.160 --> 1:02:04.440
<v Speaker 2>You're like one of those guys who like just weirdly

1:02:04.480 --> 1:02:05.600
<v Speaker 2>knows a lot for no reason.

1:02:08.520 --> 1:02:11.320
<v Speaker 1>Oh my, so you're you're like, Oh, I watched The

1:02:11.360 --> 1:02:12.880
<v Speaker 1>Green Knight on the airplane?

1:02:13.040 --> 1:02:14.360
<v Speaker 3>Was it horny? Was it hell of horny?

1:02:14.440 --> 1:02:18.520
<v Speaker 1>Girl? That ship was boring as fuck? Was halfway through

1:02:18.560 --> 1:02:20.800
<v Speaker 1>and was bored as ship like I can't do like

1:02:21.400 --> 1:02:24.600
<v Speaker 1>old English movie. It was horny. There were horny scenes.

1:02:24.680 --> 1:02:26.600
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I just wanted to watch it because I heard

1:02:26.600 --> 1:02:28.840
<v Speaker 2>someone say that the horny scenes were really sexy horny?

1:02:28.960 --> 1:02:31.120
<v Speaker 1>Is that actually true? Because I only got halfway through

1:02:31.160 --> 1:02:34.040
<v Speaker 1>and was like, Okay, I literally am falling asleep watching this.

1:02:34.280 --> 1:02:35.840
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I feel like it's a really boring movie.

1:02:35.880 --> 1:02:37.640
<v Speaker 2>But people were like, dude, that the sex scenes were

1:02:37.680 --> 1:02:40.320
<v Speaker 2>like the some of the most like intensely horny things.

1:02:40.760 --> 1:02:42.560
<v Speaker 1>Word. Yeah, I mean like there was the reason they're

1:02:42.560 --> 1:02:45.040
<v Speaker 1>not for me to watch anything. I take that back.

1:02:45.080 --> 1:02:46.520
<v Speaker 1>It wasn't like bad.

1:02:46.640 --> 1:02:49.840
<v Speaker 4>It was could you see like any penises in it?

1:02:49.960 --> 1:02:52.840
<v Speaker 1>Or I didn't see I didn't see cock at all.

1:02:53.040 --> 1:02:56.200
<v Speaker 1>But no, it wasn't like bad. It was just like

1:02:56.200 --> 1:02:58.800
<v Speaker 1>like just not the the pace that I wanted to

1:02:58.840 --> 1:03:01.960
<v Speaker 1>be on the airplane, Like I wanted like something that

1:03:02.000 --> 1:03:04.480
<v Speaker 1>I could like understand, like what was going on.

1:03:04.880 --> 1:03:08.520
<v Speaker 2>Well, I watched Moonline, Moonrise, Kingdom for the first time.

1:03:08.680 --> 1:03:12.600
<v Speaker 2>Super cute, good show, good, There's like one really good

1:03:12.600 --> 1:03:14.760
<v Speaker 2>song off of there that I forgot to look up,

1:03:14.760 --> 1:03:16.040
<v Speaker 2>but I want it on my playlist.

1:03:16.040 --> 1:03:18.400
<v Speaker 3>And then dude, it feels so good outside right now.

1:03:19.880 --> 1:03:21.520
<v Speaker 3>And then I watched Jackass.

1:03:21.080 --> 1:03:24.160
<v Speaker 2>Three with my family and it was really funny because

1:03:24.160 --> 1:03:26.720
<v Speaker 2>like Natalie is around the age where like I was

1:03:26.800 --> 1:03:29.000
<v Speaker 2>when I was really obsessed with Jackass, and I wanted

1:03:29.000 --> 1:03:30.320
<v Speaker 2>to see if she was like into any of the

1:03:30.360 --> 1:03:31.800
<v Speaker 2>guys on it, like if she had a crush on

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<v Speaker 2>Donny Knoxville, who was on My Fight, And I literally was,

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<v Speaker 2>but literally horny, like I'm not kidding, like, oh I did, Sorry, sorry,

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<v Speaker 2>I just had to figure out again. But you know how,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm always like oh, because I don't find like random

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<v Speaker 2>men attractive. But for the first time in my life,

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<v Speaker 2>I was next to a man where I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>I will literally like I will summersault onto your balls

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<v Speaker 2>right now, and if you see this Johnny.

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<v Speaker 3>Knoxville, I will literally gobble.

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<v Speaker 1>Your cock like hit me up, hit my line.

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<v Speaker 3>But yeah, I made them watch it.

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<v Speaker 2>My mom agreed that Johnny Knoxville was sexy, and then

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<v Speaker 2>I told my dad that I found Johnny Knoxville sexy

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<v Speaker 2>and he goes, he's an old man now, and I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, he's a sexy old man now, Like what the.

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<v Speaker 3>Fuck are you talking about?

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<v Speaker 1>Period?

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, so my parents would approve of our relationship,

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<v Speaker 2>like it would be chill.

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<v Speaker 3>Let me know.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I think that's this episode. Thank you guys for

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<v Speaker 1>tuning in my heroes. You're constantly slaying my day. Away,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's just like very curious how powerful all of

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<v Speaker 1>you are. Honestly, the theme song for Emergency and Her Calm,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll just riff it real quick. I'm making up a

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<v Speaker 1>theme song.

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<v Speaker 3>God, get dom over here, Get over here.

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<v Speaker 5>I love Emergency and a Conviews and you're really beautiful

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<v Speaker 5>and there's like a vibe to you, guys that I

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<v Speaker 5>want to know. And in your and Kai are ignoring

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<v Speaker 5>everything I'm saying because it's the Indian Kai podcast, But

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<v Speaker 5>at the end of the day, it's Emergency Intercom and

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<v Speaker 5>there's hell a beautiful views.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello, bitches, you want to fuck me because of this?

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<v Speaker 3>Because I'm so sexy you want.

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<v Speaker 1>To suck on about all right, guys.

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<v Speaker 4>My media of the week is the video I took

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<v Speaker 4>of Drew while he was sleeping last night. I pulled

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<v Speaker 4>his pants down.

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<v Speaker 2>No, he did send it to me. It was a

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<v Speaker 2>good video. Did I look and you were fucking hung

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<v Speaker 2>like a horse? Big cap double ed balls.

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<v Speaker 3>We should start.

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<v Speaker 1>I wish, honestly, honestly, I wish my balls were a

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<v Speaker 1>little bigger. I'll say that. I'll admit that your body

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<v Speaker 1>is rocket Have you seen my penis before? Kai? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>I mean in the video last night and they with

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<v Speaker 4>it too.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, okay, bye, guys. I feel like my butt is sweaty?

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<v Speaker 2>Is my butt sweaty?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>Don't don't look at my ass.

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<v Speaker 1>Eyes looking at it way too long. You look at

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<v Speaker 1>it way too long.