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Speaker 1: Welcome back to Emergency Intercom. Welcome back to this episode

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Speaker 1: of Emergency Intercom.

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Speaker 2: If I'm not making eye contact, it's literally because I'm

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Speaker 2: not trying to kill eight people in my parents' car.

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Speaker 3: You're probably curious where we are.

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to die in this car with you. No, yeah,

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Speaker 1: so just make eye contact. Make eye contact on the road,

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Speaker 1: on the road.

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Speaker 2: Although the camera is fully shaking, but like, you get

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Speaker 2: what you get and you don't get upset. You.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Like, we're really going out of our way to make.

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Speaker 3: This happen, going out of our fucking way to do

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Speaker 3: our job right now.

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Speaker 1: Craziest part is I haven't heard this entire squad. This

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Speaker 1: silent is the entire fucking trip, and it's scaring the

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Speaker 1: fuck out of me.

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Speaker 2: Old squad pulled up to my house and I immediately

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Speaker 2: got so nervous because I was like, dude, these are

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Speaker 2: this is the loudest group of.

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Speaker 3: People in the world.

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Speaker 2: And I just brought them into my family's home and

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Speaker 2: it was so silent in here, like three minutes ago.

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Speaker 2: Everyone was silently awaiting, like putting on their best manners.

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Speaker 3: And then all my homies came in and they're like.

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Speaker 1: Yo, not a bad way though.

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Speaker 3: My family fucks with that because they I trained them.

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Speaker 1: To enjoy, Yeah, to enjoy annoying, obnoxious, annoying. Yeah, let's yeah,

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Speaker 1: let's talk about it. Let's dive in, let's talk about it.

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Speaker 1: Classic like nails, ladies, nails, show the nails. No, not

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Speaker 1: the fucking girls.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, the girls.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if we can see that, but everybody,

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Speaker 1: all the boys got nails. Ladies, ladies, ladies, ladies.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, we're in Miami right now. We're literally on

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Speaker 2: the way to the Everglades, which.

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Speaker 1: It's gonna be so fucking fun. I last time I

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Speaker 1: was there, it is okay. So this is like the

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Speaker 1: sequence of it, the sequence of fun for me. So

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Speaker 1: like this secrets of fun, fuck you motherfucker. No. So

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Speaker 1: it went like I was like, the Airboat was the

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Speaker 1: most fun I've had in four years of my entire life.

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Speaker 1: Like the drifting, the whole vibe is fucking crazy. And

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Speaker 1: then I went to them literally coming out of the movie,

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Speaker 1: this is the best movie I've ever seen in my life.

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Speaker 1: The next was The Monster Trucks, and I was like,

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Speaker 1: this is the most fun I've ever had in four years.

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Speaker 1: Like this shit is fucking lit, Like, are you kidding me?

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Speaker 1: And then yesterday it was the fucking yacht and I

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Speaker 1: was like, oh, that was the most fun I've ever

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Speaker 1: had in my entire life. I think the airboat might

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Speaker 1: top it. I think I think it might like come

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Speaker 1: back around and take first place. You know what I'm saying, dude,

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Speaker 1: because it's just.

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Speaker 2: So fucking funny, Like again, literally everything to me now,

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Speaker 2: like you have the existentialism where you're like, nothing matters,

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Speaker 2: we're so small and like you freak out like that.

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Speaker 2: I have that in the way that I'm like, this

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Speaker 2: is fucking hilarious because humans are literally so beyond what

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Speaker 2: they were supposed to do.

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Speaker 3: The Everglades is like, yeah, let's keep the Everglades safe.

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Speaker 2: So we can put fucking diesel boats steeled boats.

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Speaker 3: Onto the grass and zoom through everything.

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Speaker 1: It's probably good for it somehow. It probably like cuts

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Speaker 1: it and keeps it clean or something. He's telling us

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Speaker 1: about the forest or the water fires that like keep

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Speaker 1: it clean and shit, yeah, keep it filtered.

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Speaker 2: There's actually a lot more on the back of the

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Speaker 2: airboat that we're on, and they're just it's.

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Speaker 1: Literally a giant lawnmower. It's literally a giant fucking fan.

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Speaker 2: I'm really curious. Also, I don't think I mentioned this,

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Speaker 2: but we're going with my family, like they're not in

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Speaker 2: the car with us, but.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I wouldn't allow them in here.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Drew was like, I know, Like to my dad,

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Speaker 2: he was like, I know, you're like letting us borrow

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Speaker 2: your like big ass bar, but you need to go

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Speaker 2: squeeze the rest of that damn family in your other

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Speaker 2: car exactly.

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Speaker 1: It was like, you're not popping in here. I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: Like I don't give a fuck.

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Speaker 2: I don't give a fuck, which usually I would be

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Speaker 2: like really offended by it, and like I was shocked.

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Speaker 2: My dad didn't like pick Drew up by the neck

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Speaker 2: and body slam him. But like there was something in

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Speaker 2: the room that like Drew just like there's love.

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Speaker 1: I can. I'm like, I'm I'm Sigma. Kai I said,

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Speaker 1: I was Sigma. I give Sigma.

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Speaker 3: Maybe it's because my dad I give.

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Speaker 1: I give Megma. I'm giving. It's giving magma. Yeah, what

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Speaker 1: is that? It's like you're the alpha without even wanting

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Speaker 1: to be the alpha.

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Speaker 3: I don't think that's That's not what that means.

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Speaker 1: That's what it means it's.

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Speaker 3: Like coum or something.

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Speaker 2: It's like it's like, so dick cheese your cheese serving.

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Speaker 1: Okay, that's what I means.

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Speaker 2: You men don't get discharge, you get dirty fucking cock

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Speaker 2: syndrome because y'all can't clean your dick like girls get

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Speaker 2: discharged because we're our bodies are cleansing. It's literally a detox.

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Speaker 2: My discharge is a detox.

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Speaker 1: If I drank your detox, I mean.

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Speaker 3: My blood, my fucking mic felt. If I drank your.

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Speaker 1: Detalk, give me a shot of your detox.

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Speaker 3: Okay, fine, I just well, I'm not making detox right now.

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Speaker 3: I'm making beet juice.

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Speaker 1: What I thought we were. Can all the guys agree

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Speaker 1: that periods are weird and gross? Okay, okay, yeah, it

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Speaker 1: just it really freaks me out, Like.

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Speaker 2: You guys never have a moment to like to reiterate

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Speaker 2: that it was a joke and it's just Peopore are

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Speaker 2: kind of like, yeah, they like their whole crew seems

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Speaker 2: really nice and I want friends like that, but they do.

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Speaker 1: See they're very anti period.

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Speaker 3: They're anti period.

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Speaker 2: Yes, they're like girls should just spend their money on

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Speaker 2: getting their nails done, not getting tampons and stuff like

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Speaker 2: you're wasting your money elsewhere like this that all that

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Speaker 2: y'all should have gotten your nails done with like big

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Speaker 2: ass rhinestones.

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Speaker 1: That's what I told Kyle, was like you need I

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Speaker 1: was like, I need to put a big fucking rhinestone

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Speaker 1: on his ring finger, like a big one. And he

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Speaker 1: was like, no, I think I just want to do

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Speaker 1: like the all sleek like black. Look.

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Speaker 3: I know, I didn't want to spend an extra five

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Speaker 3: dollars per nail to get Ryan, so.

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Speaker 1: Dude, no, it was no, it was four hundred dollars total.

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Speaker 1: It was no, it was like four hundred and fifty

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Speaker 1: dollars for four people to get their nails done.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but O'Ryan went to a spot and got her

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Speaker 3: shit done for forty.

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Speaker 1: I know. The reason we had to get scammed, though,

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Speaker 1: was because we were trying to support the local economy,

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Speaker 1: Like we just wanted to drive the economy.

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Speaker 3: Y'all had to go to like a little spot in Hialeah.

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Speaker 1: Where did y'all go, little havana and neo nails. No

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Speaker 1: free promo, no free promo.

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Speaker 2: You saying we have to support the local economy, and

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Speaker 2: then the local business would be like.

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, no, no.

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Speaker 1: Tags, no, none of that. But yeah, we got our

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Speaker 1: nails done. It was super sick. Everybody was like laughing

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Speaker 1: with us, not at us, they were laughing with us.

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Speaker 3: Wait, can I talk about the lady on the boat?

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Speaker 1: Literally?

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Speaker 3: Yes, but oh yeah, sorry, I fully cut you off.

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Speaker 1: No, I'm used to it. I'm used to being talked

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Speaker 1: over by everyone in this car. I just get cut off.

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Speaker 1: I get cut off. It's just my life, it's my fuck.

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Speaker 1: See there it goes. Yeah, I'll shut a question like.

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Speaker 3: You want fucking attention, bitch, Like it's not your birthday anymore.

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Speaker 1: The way it is on my fucking birthday trip.

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Speaker 3: We're silencing Drew All, twenty twenty two.

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Speaker 1: Silence Drew twenty twenty two.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna get big red, white and blue signs

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Speaker 2: of that man, literally a billboard Silence Drew. Someone yesterday

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Speaker 2: in front of us had stickers on their car that

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Speaker 2: were somebody who was like, enough, period, I will not

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Speaker 2: comply about the mask mandates.

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Speaker 3: And it was like legalize freedom.

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Speaker 2: Me me, I know, I'm like, take the muzzle off,

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Speaker 2: take the muzzle off, unmasked the truth.

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Speaker 3: That's literally that was Batman's campaign. But I know what

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Speaker 3: they were trying to hint you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so you were saying they weren't you claim they

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Speaker 2: weren't laughing at you. They were laughing with you, which

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Speaker 2: is a very beautiful way to take bullying.

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Speaker 1: No, it was just not It was honestly just a

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Speaker 1: really great experience just getting nails with my boys. Like

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Speaker 1: we're just like we're just like a squad, you know,

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Speaker 1: like and we roll together and we're just, yeah, y'all.

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Speaker 2: Do just stand for like anti like fragile masculinity, Like

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Speaker 2: y'all all are.

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Speaker 1: Serving like yeah, we're I'm saying, fuck gender norms. I'm

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Speaker 1: getting tips put on, he said, tintser tits, tits, get

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Speaker 1: them installed, installing.

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Speaker 3: I have to upgrade my tits right now.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, literally, let me up Gray Asia up, great, Agia.

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Speaker 3: The good thing is my phone's literally at.

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Speaker 1: Oh shit, flop.

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Speaker 3: How is that like a flop?

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Speaker 1: I'm literally flopping so fucking hard right now, it's embarrassing.

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Speaker 2: I'm actually taking all to the airport right now and

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Speaker 2: you all on a plane back home. But the lady

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Speaker 2: on the boat literally pulled me aside, like I don't

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Speaker 2: know why but when I went down under the Boat Australia,

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Speaker 2: I knew you were going to say that, and I

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Speaker 2: tried to keep going and say something about the boat

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Speaker 2: because I knew you were going to make that joke down.

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Speaker 1: Under quick calling it the boat it was a yacht, Like,

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Speaker 1: come on, everyone's like boat this boat that No, it's

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Speaker 1: a yacht with a bedroom.

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Speaker 3: It was a yacht with a bedroomin she offered, y'all loom.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Literally immediately it was. It was the craziest vibe.

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Speaker 3: She saw your nails and she was serving ally.

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Speaker 1: She was giving an ally. She was like, I have

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Speaker 1: scrubs and loubs. She can suit her up my hus

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Speaker 1: she can give me a husband's stitch after kid destroys

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Speaker 1: my whole.

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Speaker 2: Ah ow okay. But she was like she saw me,

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Speaker 2: like come. I don't know if it's because I came

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Speaker 2: last or what, but she was like, is it your birthday?

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Speaker 3: And I was like no, and she was like, I thought.

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Speaker 2: They got the nails for your birthday and I was like, no, no,

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Speaker 2: it's not my birthday.

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Speaker 3: It's it's the kid with curly hair's birthday.

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Speaker 1: And then she was like, oh, I'm the kid with

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Speaker 1: curly hair. That's how y'all describe me, now. No.

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Speaker 2: I was like, Oh, it's the ugly, like scary mother

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Speaker 2: tucker who looks like he snuck onto the boat.

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Speaker 3: It's like his birthday. Oh I'm sorry, who snuck onto.

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Speaker 1: The yacht exactly?

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Speaker 2: But I was like, it's his birthday. And then she

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Speaker 2: was like, why did they get the nails? And I

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Speaker 2: was like, oh, they just thought it was funny. They

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Speaker 2: saw like the girls get their nails done and they

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Speaker 2: wanted to.

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Speaker 3: Do it too.

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Speaker 2: And my mom is really fucking nosy. So when like

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Speaker 1: Literally it's me watching unboxing.

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Speaker 2: It's just like the caveman instinct to be like, what's

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Speaker 1: I just get second hand like high from it.

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Speaker 3: You get secondhand pleasure for pleasure.

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Speaker 1: Exactly when when you feel pleasure, and I feel.

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Speaker 3: Pleasure when I skirts you skirts.

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Speaker 1: Exactly when I screamed for cream. Oh I screamed for cream.

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Speaker 1: You scream for cream. We all screamed for cream. Damn.

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Speaker 3: It's going now.

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Speaker 1: Really that's I'm gonna play that on my iPhone.

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Speaker 1: I didn't I finish the thought in my head. I

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Speaker 1: I'm not like girls.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, No, I'm not kidding. That was my vibe.

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Speaker 1: Damns exactly how it's gonna go. Hello, Kitty, says Akam.

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Speaker 1: Just slow down. Literally, just break the fucking I'm.

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Speaker 3: Actually doing one hundred right now. I'm racing him.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, just stay in his blind spot the whole time.

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Speaker 1: You should just crash into his back tire.

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Speaker 3: No, I like do the thing that cops do when

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Speaker 2: Oh god, sorry sorry, Yeah, I'm really excited. Also, it's

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Speaker 2: literally gonna be like fifteen, like ten of my like

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Speaker 1: In my head, I'm thinking about jumping off the boat

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Speaker 3: You would, so you want to commit suicide in front

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Who said suicide?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 3: What's awesome? Is I missed my turn?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god?

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Speaker 3: Sorry? Oh no, wow, we've.

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Speaker 1: Been driving this is Mexico City two point Oh you've

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Speaker 3: Literally, this motherfucker's slamming his brakes too.

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Speaker 1: I literally would have just killed us all. No, no, nor,

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Speaker 1: Oh my fucking god, literally like out of a movie.

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Speaker 1: So now they have more fucking Ammo to like ruin

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Speaker 2: But baby, okay, you're you're making it seems like you

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Speaker 1: Fucking my body, did something really fucking bad.

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Speaker 3: You get a boner?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well, obviously, like I have one literally right now.

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Speaker 1: Literally car boners are a thing. Like I know everybody

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Speaker 1: it's just we don't talk about it. We don't talk

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Speaker 3: You're I'm not kidding. I don't think that's a.

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Speaker 1: There's a rocket ship about the fucking launch over. I know.

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Speaker 1: I was, literally, what the hell? Miami's crazy? Florida is crazy.

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Speaker 3: To live in a motel.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I romanticize.

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Speaker 3: You're romanticizing poverty.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't give a fuck. It looks lit.

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Speaker 2: Sorry not sorry, Literally everybody every like wealthy person.

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Speaker 1: I just see a motherly connection, and I like, wont it.

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Speaker 1: God does not want me to tell this story. He's like,

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Speaker 3: We making wait I'm gonna make another turn.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, sorry guys, difficulties. I'm literally driving the world's biggest

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Speaker 1: I know you're driving a monster trunk trunk monster truck via. Okay,

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Speaker 1: in my entire life. And then also I'm like, oh,

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00:19:56,280 --> 00:19:59,119
Speaker 1: you're the sexyest motherfucker I've ever seen in my life.

442
00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:02,160
Speaker 1: And there's like no in between. But I was looking

443
00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:04,040
Speaker 1: in the mirror like admiring myself, and then I saw

444
00:20:04,080 --> 00:20:05,439
Speaker 1: something in my hair and I was like, oh, what

445
00:20:05,440 --> 00:20:07,560
Speaker 1: the fuck is that? And I like, I thought it

446
00:20:07,600 --> 00:20:09,440
Speaker 1: was like a piece of fuzz or a piece of lint,

447
00:20:09,880 --> 00:20:12,680
Speaker 1: and I like pulled on it and it was a

448
00:20:12,720 --> 00:20:13,879
Speaker 1: gray fucking hair.

449
00:20:14,119 --> 00:20:15,240
Speaker 3: You're so annoying.

450
00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:18,120
Speaker 1: I have a gray hair and it's literally my twenty

451
00:20:18,160 --> 00:20:21,000
Speaker 1: fourth birthday and I get a gray fucking hair. I

452
00:20:21,040 --> 00:20:21,600
Speaker 1: thought you were.

453
00:20:21,480 --> 00:20:23,440
Speaker 3: Gonna say, there's fucking cumb in your hair.

454
00:20:23,560 --> 00:20:26,240
Speaker 2: That's why I thought, Oh, literally, what I was like,

455
00:20:26,280 --> 00:20:29,560
Speaker 2: there's like a patch of fuzz, like you see something white,

456
00:20:29,680 --> 00:20:32,560
Speaker 2: like just like in your hair, Like, how is this disgusting?

457
00:20:32,600 --> 00:20:35,879
Speaker 1: You're so annoying because I'm literally oldest fucking bones, Like

458
00:20:35,920 --> 00:20:38,560
Speaker 1: I turned sixteen and I grow my first gray hair.

459
00:20:38,720 --> 00:20:40,760
Speaker 1: It's like, literally, what the fun, dude, That's.

460
00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:42,639
Speaker 3: Just a part of life. High school is really stressful,

461
00:20:42,680 --> 00:20:43,480
Speaker 3: so it makes sense.

462
00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:45,880
Speaker 1: You know, I have my SATs tomorrow and I need

463
00:20:45,880 --> 00:20:48,280
Speaker 1: to ace them to get into my dream school.

464
00:20:48,600 --> 00:20:50,400
Speaker 3: I know, and you're going to the Evergalize. You shouldn't

465
00:20:50,400 --> 00:20:51,120
Speaker 3: be doing that right now.

466
00:20:51,560 --> 00:20:53,199
Speaker 1: I have to study. I have to study.

467
00:20:53,680 --> 00:20:59,200
Speaker 3: Hell, I never studied. Literally, pay me money to study anything.

468
00:20:59,280 --> 00:21:02,520
Speaker 1: No, I literally just like was naturally good at school.

469
00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:05,960
Speaker 1: Like that sounds like I'm making a joke, but genuinely,

470
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:07,320
Speaker 1: I didn't have to study. I did.

471
00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:09,840
Speaker 3: Think you're priing about being a fucking nerd.

472
00:21:09,960 --> 00:21:12,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I wasn't a nerd. I was literally doing

473
00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:15,520
Speaker 1: drugs and making incredible growth.

474
00:21:15,640 --> 00:21:17,720
Speaker 3: So you can still do drugs be naturally.

475
00:21:18,240 --> 00:21:21,280
Speaker 1: I'm not saying that you can do that, but I

476
00:21:21,359 --> 00:21:27,760
Speaker 1: did it, like and drugs. I'm like, That's what I'm

477
00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:29,879
Speaker 1: saying is I was like doing drugs. I was hella

478
00:21:29,920 --> 00:21:31,520
Speaker 1: cool and I was making good grades.

479
00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:33,800
Speaker 3: Like, no, you don't make good grades if you're cool,

480
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:35,520
Speaker 3: Like you don't do both of those things.

481
00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:38,160
Speaker 1: I mean in Granberry, Texas. That's the way of life.

482
00:21:38,160 --> 00:21:39,280
Speaker 3: I mean, look at euphoria.

483
00:21:39,920 --> 00:21:43,200
Speaker 1: None of them bees the way I actually lived euphoria

484
00:21:43,240 --> 00:21:45,040
Speaker 1: in high school. And like I can never talk about

485
00:21:45,040 --> 00:21:46,760
Speaker 1: it because it was really nearly and traumatic.

486
00:21:47,880 --> 00:21:50,280
Speaker 3: Oh, write a fucking book, So write a sop story

487
00:21:50,280 --> 00:21:50,639
Speaker 3: about it.

488
00:21:52,240 --> 00:21:56,399
Speaker 1: Say, Drew Fooria, why are you trying to get it?

489
00:21:56,480 --> 00:21:58,520
Speaker 1: I'm giving him a beat. No, I'm giving a fucking

490
00:21:58,760 --> 00:22:00,199
Speaker 1: him a line to it.

491
00:22:00,880 --> 00:22:02,320
Speaker 3: That's really fucking weird.

492
00:22:02,520 --> 00:22:04,119
Speaker 1: He came up with it, okay.

493
00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:05,520
Speaker 3: But he didn't feel like saying it now. So like

494
00:22:05,560 --> 00:22:10,480
Speaker 3: now you're getting him to say it, so weird episode.

495
00:22:10,640 --> 00:22:13,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's doing his job.

496
00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:17,439
Speaker 4: Oh, I actually thought of another, like Drew word and

497
00:22:17,480 --> 00:22:18,960
Speaker 4: it's Drew fouri.

498
00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:22,639
Speaker 3: It would be so much better if it was just

499
00:22:22,680 --> 00:22:23,920
Speaker 3: like it came out of his mouth.

500
00:22:24,440 --> 00:22:26,800
Speaker 1: Well, like, he just doesn't have the comedic prowess that

501
00:22:26,840 --> 00:22:27,159
Speaker 1: we have.

502
00:22:27,359 --> 00:22:29,800
Speaker 3: It's just like you say, Kai isn't funny.

503
00:22:29,920 --> 00:22:31,360
Speaker 1: I've never said that once in my life.

504
00:22:31,400 --> 00:22:34,240
Speaker 3: You just said, Kai does it have comedic I isn't funny.

505
00:22:34,240 --> 00:22:35,560
Speaker 1: I've never said that once in my life.

506
00:22:35,640 --> 00:22:38,680
Speaker 3: You just said it and you said it was like convintion.

507
00:22:38,760 --> 00:22:41,760
Speaker 1: Y'all are actually fucking freak bitches like trying to like

508
00:22:41,880 --> 00:22:44,680
Speaker 1: actually make me like seem crazy. I didn't say Kai

509
00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:46,560
Speaker 1: is not funny, Like he's not funny, Like I didn't

510
00:22:46,560 --> 00:22:54,080
Speaker 1: say that. Oh, it's the Drew Podcast now, Hey ladies,

511
00:22:55,440 --> 00:22:57,720
Speaker 1: Hey guys, welcome back to the No We Need to

512
00:22:57,760 --> 00:23:00,600
Speaker 1: do the Truth podcast like a sub show. And it's

513
00:23:00,600 --> 00:23:07,000
Speaker 1: literally just me like spilling misinformation like like yah exactly

514
00:23:07,040 --> 00:23:11,440
Speaker 1: Alex Jones misinformation. Well, no, that's like actually my life.

515
00:23:11,480 --> 00:23:12,040
Speaker 1: I literally love.

516
00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:16,359
Speaker 2: There's like really like dateline like like kind it's like

517
00:23:16,560 --> 00:23:17,200
Speaker 2: welcome back.

518
00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:19,840
Speaker 1: It's me in front of like a green screen news

519
00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:20,600
Speaker 1: free time.

520
00:23:20,640 --> 00:23:23,280
Speaker 2: It starts, it's like fog dissipating, and it's you sitting

521
00:23:23,320 --> 00:23:28,920
Speaker 2: on like a black leather couch like alone real.

522
00:23:29,440 --> 00:23:38,720
Speaker 3: The pandemic you. Oh my god. I keep trying to

523
00:23:38,720 --> 00:23:40,040
Speaker 3: teach them how to open cans.

524
00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:42,080
Speaker 1: She spreayed.

525
00:23:44,200 --> 00:23:47,480
Speaker 2: If I squirted, would you like like let it go

526
00:23:47,520 --> 00:23:49,359
Speaker 2: to waste or would you have some wait?

527
00:23:49,359 --> 00:23:53,320
Speaker 3: What if I squirted? Would you let it go to waste?

528
00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:53,920
Speaker 3: Or would you.

529
00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:56,600
Speaker 1: Have some why would you waste that?

530
00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:57,240
Speaker 3: Okay?

531
00:23:57,280 --> 00:23:58,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was just making sure. I don't know, like

532
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:00,640
Speaker 2: I just need to make sure that I'm just like.

533
00:24:00,560 --> 00:24:02,359
Speaker 1: That's a really fucked up question to ask, like, why

534
00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:03,240
Speaker 1: would you wat squirre?

535
00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:07,520
Speaker 3: I'm I'm literally, oh my god, you're not alone? Yeah, like, Hi,

536
00:24:07,600 --> 00:24:14,200
Speaker 3: the question was not to you. I try literally squirt.

537
00:24:14,440 --> 00:24:18,240
Speaker 3: Oh absolutely, I thought I was asking for the red bull,

538
00:24:18,320 --> 00:24:21,119
Speaker 3: but I'll have that to No. Oh I did squirt

539
00:24:21,119 --> 00:24:21,320
Speaker 3: in that.

540
00:24:21,480 --> 00:24:23,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, I was hitting that. Can you.

541
00:24:24,600 --> 00:24:24,639
Speaker 2: O?

542
00:24:24,760 --> 00:24:25,000
Speaker 1: Ryan?

543
00:24:25,040 --> 00:24:26,760
Speaker 3: We're literally on camera right now, like, come.

544
00:24:26,680 --> 00:24:30,000
Speaker 1: On, like it's really hot and steamy, the windows are

545
00:24:30,040 --> 00:24:34,520
Speaker 1: fogging up. Oh. I literally thought that guy was gonna

546
00:24:34,520 --> 00:24:36,280
Speaker 1: try to get himself. Why haven't I been on a

547
00:24:36,320 --> 00:24:38,240
Speaker 1: revel yet? I want to be on one of those

548
00:24:38,240 --> 00:24:39,920
Speaker 1: little motherfucking mopeads so bad.

549
00:24:40,280 --> 00:24:42,200
Speaker 3: Well, they're all around the place. You can just get

550
00:24:42,240 --> 00:24:43,760
Speaker 3: on one, like you.

551
00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:45,639
Speaker 1: Say it like you know nothing about me.

552
00:24:45,760 --> 00:24:47,720
Speaker 2: See, Drew, you're the You're the kind of person to

553
00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:49,399
Speaker 2: say I want to do this, I want to do that.

554
00:24:49,520 --> 00:24:51,280
Speaker 2: I'm the kind of person to move in silence and

555
00:24:51,320 --> 00:24:53,360
Speaker 2: do what I want because I don't.

556
00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:54,040
Speaker 3: Need the public to know.

557
00:24:55,119 --> 00:24:59,600
Speaker 1: Real bitches moving silent, like the being subtle. Oh I

558
00:24:59,720 --> 00:25:01,200
Speaker 1: just literally invented that.

559
00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:02,320
Speaker 3: What did you just say?

560
00:25:02,720 --> 00:25:04,360
Speaker 1: Real bitches moving real.

561
00:25:04,160 --> 00:25:06,240
Speaker 3: Milk in it? And you probably just ruined my day.

562
00:25:06,640 --> 00:25:11,720
Speaker 1: Oh it definitely did. Girl. You can drink literally like

563
00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:16,359
Speaker 1: half a shot of milk about a different way. No, yeah,

564
00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:17,199
Speaker 1: out of her, But.

565
00:25:17,440 --> 00:25:19,400
Speaker 3: I believe you just did that to me. You're going

566
00:25:19,440 --> 00:25:19,720
Speaker 3: to hell.

567
00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:22,920
Speaker 1: I did it on purpose to actually like purposely ruin

568
00:25:22,960 --> 00:25:26,000
Speaker 1: your day. No. I just saw the same color liquid

569
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:27,320
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, I can just put this

570
00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:29,359
Speaker 1: into here and like be more ergonomic and have a

571
00:25:29,359 --> 00:25:31,359
Speaker 1: couple holder so I don't have to freeze my legs

572
00:25:31,359 --> 00:25:33,800
Speaker 1: in the metal can. So, if anything, you're the fucked

573
00:25:33,840 --> 00:25:35,760
Speaker 1: up person for coming for me, for putting it.

574
00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:37,479
Speaker 3: You can literally gaslighting me right now.

575
00:25:38,359 --> 00:25:41,520
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. And you're for pouring milk into your coffee.

576
00:25:41,760 --> 00:25:43,639
Speaker 3: You're fucking freaking You're going to hell. That's all that.

577
00:25:43,840 --> 00:25:44,359
Speaker 3: I'm sorry.

578
00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:49,160
Speaker 1: I'm just like if you guys literally and I'll meet

579
00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:53,120
Speaker 1: you there, I'll meet you there the gators.

580
00:25:54,240 --> 00:25:56,600
Speaker 2: I'm literally gonna like make sure you accidentally fall off

581
00:25:56,600 --> 00:25:57,520
Speaker 2: the boat and like.

582
00:25:57,480 --> 00:26:01,840
Speaker 1: That's that, Like accidentally, what what are you talking about?

583
00:26:03,080 --> 00:26:03,919
Speaker 3: I didn't say anything.

584
00:26:06,320 --> 00:26:09,320
Speaker 1: What what the fuck was that? Josh?

585
00:26:10,359 --> 00:26:12,440
Speaker 3: The acts definitely.

586
00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:21,840
Speaker 1: Dolphinly dude. That was beat Josh. Josh honestly that it was.

587
00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:23,440
Speaker 3: Kind of good on the podcast.

588
00:26:26,880 --> 00:26:30,640
Speaker 2: Can can you guys grab Josh's head and like move

589
00:26:30,720 --> 00:26:33,040
Speaker 2: it like kind of to the side because.

590
00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:35,760
Speaker 1: He's really in He's like inframe and I don't want him.

591
00:26:35,840 --> 00:26:37,159
Speaker 1: Can you drive and straight?

592
00:26:41,320 --> 00:26:46,080
Speaker 3: You're gonna give a Ryan a concussion? Bitch, drug and stream.

593
00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:49,120
Speaker 3: I'm done.

594
00:26:49,840 --> 00:26:50,960
Speaker 1: Massage chair.

595
00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:56,359
Speaker 2: Dad. I'm actually taking y'all to the fucking psyche board.

596
00:26:57,560 --> 00:26:59,920
Speaker 2: I'm gonna fifty one fifty every single person in the

597
00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:01,240
Speaker 2: car and go back home.

598
00:27:01,520 --> 00:27:03,399
Speaker 1: It's not a fifty one fifty. If you're begging for

599
00:27:03,480 --> 00:27:09,919
Speaker 1: it that I haven't been Yetran, I'll fifty one to fifty.

600
00:27:09,680 --> 00:27:12,680
Speaker 2: You because because we all have the same like problems

601
00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:13,880
Speaker 2: and we're like, bitch, just stay.

602
00:27:13,720 --> 00:27:14,160
Speaker 3: At my house.

603
00:27:14,280 --> 00:27:16,720
Speaker 1: No, we all have the same bullshit and like it's

604
00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:18,600
Speaker 1: just normal for us. And like one day.

605
00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:21,800
Speaker 2: Absolutely had a manic breakdown and turned my location off

606
00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:24,880
Speaker 2: to everyone, and you guys were all thought I got murdered,

607
00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:26,680
Speaker 2: and no one thought to fifty one fifty.

608
00:27:27,119 --> 00:27:31,119
Speaker 1: It literally was a very scary moment in my life.

609
00:27:30,680 --> 00:27:34,560
Speaker 3: True, I, for some reason don't remember you to me.

610
00:27:34,600 --> 00:27:37,320
Speaker 3: The next morning, You're like, are you okay?

611
00:27:37,440 --> 00:27:39,560
Speaker 2: Like, oh no, that was no, No, that wasn't when

612
00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:42,600
Speaker 2: you That wasn't when you turned off your location. That

613
00:27:42,720 --> 00:27:44,280
Speaker 2: was when you like left our house and we didn't

614
00:27:44,320 --> 00:27:45,960
Speaker 2: know you were going to someone's house.

615
00:27:46,280 --> 00:27:47,480
Speaker 3: No, no, no, this was recent.

616
00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:49,199
Speaker 1: Yeah, this was really recent.

617
00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:52,520
Speaker 3: Well you scare us too many times in the year.

618
00:27:52,359 --> 00:27:54,399
Speaker 1: For me to you're the boy who cried wolf.

619
00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:56,840
Speaker 3: No, bitch, you're the boy who cried wolf. Don't fucking

620
00:27:56,880 --> 00:27:57,680
Speaker 3: pin that on my sisters.

621
00:27:57,720 --> 00:27:59,000
Speaker 1: Fuck you guys, Fuck you guys.

622
00:27:59,040 --> 00:28:01,000
Speaker 2: Like it's funny how you're it's like trying to like

623
00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:02,920
Speaker 2: silence a woman, Like it's just.

624
00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:04,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, that's exactly what I'm trying to do. Men

625
00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:06,560
Speaker 1: are more.

626
00:28:09,359 --> 00:28:12,119
Speaker 3: Tried it out back here. And I was like, you're

627
00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:13,200
Speaker 3: lucky they didn't hear that.

628
00:28:13,119 --> 00:28:17,720
Speaker 1: One, and he just squirty one fifth cream deed. Okay,

629
00:28:17,800 --> 00:28:21,320
Speaker 1: what were you gonna say? Uh, I want to sixty

630
00:28:21,640 --> 00:28:22,359
Speaker 1: sixty nine?

631
00:28:24,359 --> 00:28:24,600
Speaker 3: Yeah?

632
00:28:24,600 --> 00:28:27,159
Speaker 2: What like you want to like you want to sixty

633
00:28:27,240 --> 00:28:29,240
Speaker 2: nine and then reverse it back like I don't get it.

634
00:28:29,440 --> 00:28:33,360
Speaker 2: This one sixty nine like twice and one that okay,

635
00:28:33,640 --> 00:28:34,600
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Oh my god.

636
00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:39,440
Speaker 1: Wait, me and k I have been sharing Damn, this

637
00:28:39,480 --> 00:28:43,080
Speaker 1: ship got no. I'm saying, damn to the engine. This

638
00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:45,160
Speaker 1: ship's loud as fucking no. Me and k I have

639
00:28:45,240 --> 00:28:50,920
Speaker 1: been sharing bed.

640
00:28:51,040 --> 00:28:52,920
Speaker 3: We started up the crew with talking.

641
00:28:53,040 --> 00:28:54,920
Speaker 1: You know, everybody's talking.

642
00:28:55,040 --> 00:28:56,560
Speaker 3: Can you guys like actually be quiet?

643
00:28:56,760 --> 00:28:58,240
Speaker 1: Can you guys shut the fuck up? Shut the fuck up,

644
00:28:58,240 --> 00:28:59,719
Speaker 1: Shut the fuck up, Like, shut the fuck up.

645
00:28:59,760 --> 00:29:06,600
Speaker 2: Fine, there's like I was freaking.

646
00:29:06,640 --> 00:29:09,080
Speaker 3: I'd be like, I just start slamming the seat and

647
00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:12,200
Speaker 3: I'm like, shut up, shut the hell or do what

648
00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:18,680
Speaker 3: my mom would do. So I thought you grabbed your

649
00:29:18,760 --> 00:29:20,480
Speaker 3: red bull and I got so scared.

650
00:29:22,240 --> 00:29:26,880
Speaker 1: Literally, but yeah, me and k I have been sharing

651
00:29:26,880 --> 00:29:29,040
Speaker 1: a bed for the last four nights.

652
00:29:30,520 --> 00:29:30,920
Speaker 3: Touched.

653
00:29:31,360 --> 00:29:33,800
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Like we'll accidentally be cuddling in the middle.

654
00:29:33,560 --> 00:29:36,040
Speaker 3: Of the night. It's a really great just say what.

655
00:29:35,960 --> 00:29:40,120
Speaker 1: It is, okay, Yeah, we'll like like you're literally like,

656
00:29:40,440 --> 00:29:42,640
Speaker 1: you know. What I've noticed is like we sleep the

657
00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:44,600
Speaker 1: same way, and like when I turn one way, Kay

658
00:29:44,680 --> 00:29:47,080
Speaker 1: turns those same way. And we always were always looking

659
00:29:47,080 --> 00:29:49,000
Speaker 1: at each other or looking at one another. We're never

660
00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:50,880
Speaker 1: backs to each other, but we always have to have

661
00:29:50,920 --> 00:29:51,760
Speaker 1: an eye on each other.

662
00:29:54,520 --> 00:29:56,800
Speaker 3: Trust each other. Oh sorry, guys, there's a fight happening

663
00:29:56,840 --> 00:29:57,920
Speaker 3: in the backseat, but just ignore her.

664
00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:03,600
Speaker 4: Actually know it's weird most of two mornings ago, and dude,

665
00:30:03,600 --> 00:30:04,880
Speaker 4: it was so weird.

666
00:30:05,080 --> 00:30:08,360
Speaker 1: It was literally so fucked up. I need something I

667
00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:18,880
Speaker 1: did my god. Oh and then O'Ryan's cosplays Cautinus Aberdeen

668
00:30:18,920 --> 00:30:30,400
Speaker 1: shows up on screen. That's literally, no, this car is

669
00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:33,200
Speaker 1: giving that thread on TikTok like the goblins.

670
00:30:33,280 --> 00:30:35,280
Speaker 3: Just like the goblins.

671
00:30:35,520 --> 00:30:38,160
Speaker 1: I don't know why I've been referencing goblins so much recently.

672
00:30:38,200 --> 00:30:40,920
Speaker 1: I just literally love the word love. The word love

673
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:43,160
Speaker 1: their like lord, the little trinkets that they collect.

674
00:30:44,960 --> 00:30:49,480
Speaker 2: We actually have Christian in the trunk, by the way.

675
00:30:48,400 --> 00:30:49,480
Speaker 1: Christian is here.

676
00:30:49,840 --> 00:30:50,560
Speaker 3: He is here.

677
00:30:51,040 --> 00:30:53,480
Speaker 2: He volunteered to life flat in the trunk, and I

678
00:30:53,480 --> 00:30:54,880
Speaker 2: told him he can't pop his that up so I

679
00:30:54,880 --> 00:30:56,560
Speaker 2: don't get pulled over.

680
00:30:57,280 --> 00:30:59,080
Speaker 3: Have y'all ever the trunk?

681
00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:03,400
Speaker 1: Oh literally, like my childhood hoood, I grew up in

682
00:31:03,480 --> 00:31:05,840
Speaker 1: the trunk car way.

683
00:31:06,440 --> 00:31:08,000
Speaker 3: Did they bring out food you or like?

684
00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:10,200
Speaker 1: No? I had to go to the trash cans at

685
00:31:10,280 --> 00:31:11,480
Speaker 1: seven eleven down the street.

686
00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:14,680
Speaker 3: Oh okay, that's cool. I just met like chilling in

687
00:31:14,680 --> 00:31:17,080
Speaker 3: the trunk because there there wasn't enough space in the car.

688
00:31:17,320 --> 00:31:19,440
Speaker 1: No, I lived in a trunk for fourteen years.

689
00:31:19,640 --> 00:31:19,800
Speaker 3: Oh.

690
00:31:19,920 --> 00:31:22,480
Speaker 2: Remember when your nephew lied to the teacher and said

691
00:31:23,760 --> 00:31:26,360
Speaker 2: his parents make him live in the laundry.

692
00:31:26,560 --> 00:31:28,840
Speaker 1: His bed in the center of the laundry room. We'll

693
00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:32,000
Speaker 1: put the schematics. It's the funniest thing ever. And she

694
00:31:32,160 --> 00:31:34,840
Speaker 1: just hit up my sister and was like, we just

695
00:31:34,880 --> 00:31:39,080
Speaker 1: got a concerning drawing from your kid. He said he

696
00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:41,600
Speaker 1: sleeps in the laundry room and that there's scary people

697
00:31:41,600 --> 00:31:45,360
Speaker 1: that pop in the window. And Jody was like, oh

698
00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:48,560
Speaker 1: my god, but yeah, literally cracked me up.

699
00:31:48,800 --> 00:31:51,560
Speaker 2: Dude, I'm gonna start lying about that right now. I'm

700
00:31:51,560 --> 00:31:52,960
Speaker 2: gonna start saying, y'all make me sleeping.

701
00:31:53,360 --> 00:31:55,520
Speaker 1: Me and Josh put you in the boiler room every night,

702
00:31:56,280 --> 00:31:58,280
Speaker 1: and your whole room is a facade.

703
00:31:58,400 --> 00:31:59,040
Speaker 3: If I if I.

704
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:01,080
Speaker 2: Fall asleep in the car, all carry me inside, but

705
00:32:01,240 --> 00:32:03,160
Speaker 2: lay me into the boarder and lock the.

706
00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:06,520
Speaker 1: Door, lay me down on a bed of boils.

707
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:09,440
Speaker 2: Wait, how did y'all parents get y'all to wake up

708
00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:12,800
Speaker 2: when you were like a sleep in the car, Because

709
00:32:12,840 --> 00:32:15,960
Speaker 2: since we lived in Miami, my parents would lie and

710
00:32:16,320 --> 00:32:18,680
Speaker 2: like wake to wake us up and be like.

711
00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:22,320
Speaker 3: We're in Orlando. We actually we drove to Orlando. We're

712
00:32:22,320 --> 00:32:23,720
Speaker 3: at Universal Dude.

713
00:32:23,560 --> 00:32:26,480
Speaker 1: Holy ship, that's actually so cute. My parents would just

714
00:32:26,560 --> 00:32:34,680
Speaker 1: put paupers under my nose and smelling smelling salts and paupers.

715
00:32:35,360 --> 00:32:36,600
Speaker 3: D that's really bad.

716
00:32:36,880 --> 00:32:40,000
Speaker 1: Like, fuck, I'm awake.

717
00:32:41,240 --> 00:32:44,920
Speaker 3: You would get up, you'd get up. It's like a

718
00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:45,920
Speaker 3: flint Stones character.

719
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:50,040
Speaker 1: Like, No, my parents were really cute. They would literally

720
00:32:50,080 --> 00:32:51,440
Speaker 1: they wouldn't wake me up. They would just pick me

721
00:32:51,520 --> 00:32:52,920
Speaker 1: up and carry I mean when.

722
00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:55,600
Speaker 2: You got like when you like started putting on like

723
00:32:55,760 --> 00:32:57,080
Speaker 2: that way, like what do they do?

724
00:32:57,440 --> 00:33:09,720
Speaker 1: What? Wait are you talking about Lucas dude?

725
00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:11,840
Speaker 2: What's awesome is I have siblings who are like a

726
00:33:11,880 --> 00:33:14,240
Speaker 2: sibling who's eight years old, and there's definitely boogers all

727
00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:19,200
Speaker 2: over that fucking sea is like chewing on them.

728
00:33:18,920 --> 00:33:23,040
Speaker 1: And I did rub my on that before we go. No,

729
00:33:23,160 --> 00:33:25,720
Speaker 1: I have to mark my territory. You know this about me?

730
00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:29,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, only if you leave the bottle in the car.

731
00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:31,800
Speaker 1: Though, Oh my god.

732
00:33:31,880 --> 00:33:33,640
Speaker 3: Bad, Aim, Like why are you even trying to know?

733
00:33:33,720 --> 00:33:36,800
Speaker 1: This is my territory? My gooch lives in this car.

734
00:33:37,240 --> 00:33:39,720
Speaker 3: I don't, Aim, I just let it go. I just

735
00:33:39,720 --> 00:33:43,320
Speaker 3: see where the Winds has shoot. I literally if I

736
00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:45,520
Speaker 3: don't Papa Squat soon, I think I might pass away.

737
00:33:45,560 --> 00:33:47,800
Speaker 1: It's been that's your your name. Your rapper name is

738
00:33:47,840 --> 00:33:51,720
Speaker 1: Papa Squat, Lucas is Papa Pill and mine is Papa Perk.

739
00:33:52,240 --> 00:33:53,320
Speaker 3: There's a dead animal.

740
00:33:53,880 --> 00:34:00,760
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Josh is pharmacy, pharmacy. No one eats? Are

741
00:34:00,800 --> 00:34:07,360
Speaker 1: you kidding me? O Zone's k Kyami?

742
00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:09,160
Speaker 3: What Elsie mm hmm?

743
00:34:09,840 --> 00:34:15,560
Speaker 1: Elseleigh Elsa, Elsa the ice Queen. What's that?

744
00:34:15,960 --> 00:34:17,440
Speaker 3: What?

745
00:34:18,200 --> 00:34:23,720
Speaker 1: Mike Wheeler? That's his rapper name is Mike Wheeler.

746
00:34:24,480 --> 00:34:27,560
Speaker 2: Benn just loses it and starts rapping and going by

747
00:34:27,600 --> 00:34:41,640
Speaker 2: the name of his own kid. Okay, sorry, he gets

748
00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:43,320
Speaker 2: he starts to freak out when he's on camera.

749
00:34:44,680 --> 00:34:45,680
Speaker 1: What did he say?

750
00:34:47,480 --> 00:34:49,120
Speaker 3: He said, humping side down.

751
00:34:54,520 --> 00:34:56,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're gonna start a rap group. So that's like

752
00:34:56,880 --> 00:34:58,759
Speaker 2: on the list for what we're going to do.

753
00:34:58,920 --> 00:35:04,880
Speaker 1: And we're going to start an ARABNB, starting an airbn.

754
00:35:05,120 --> 00:35:07,680
Speaker 3: I'm gonna start airbnbing out our apartment. But it's like.

755
00:35:07,719 --> 00:35:10,319
Speaker 1: Really fucking and that's why we've been putting in you

756
00:35:10,360 --> 00:35:14,040
Speaker 1: in the boiler room to write down that her room.

757
00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:18,120
Speaker 1: It's a private stay. You won't see us it's a

758
00:35:18,120 --> 00:35:21,080
Speaker 1: private room. You may see us in our little like

759
00:35:21,440 --> 00:35:25,480
Speaker 1: robes pop out of our rooms, full frontal nudity. Cool bush.

760
00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:28,480
Speaker 2: I just I I never understand, Like obviously I get

761
00:35:28,520 --> 00:35:30,319
Speaker 2: it because like you could stay in like a really

762
00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:32,839
Speaker 2: nice Airbnb if you do a private room and it'll

763
00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:34,000
Speaker 2: be like less expensive.

764
00:35:34,239 --> 00:35:35,120
Speaker 3: But I could not.

765
00:35:35,160 --> 00:35:37,720
Speaker 1: Do that, Like no, it's scared, of It's kind of scared.

766
00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:39,800
Speaker 3: That is literally the most terrifying.

767
00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:41,560
Speaker 1: Thing ever, Like it's literally a hotel.

768
00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:42,399
Speaker 3: I have a.

769
00:35:42,280 --> 00:35:44,759
Speaker 2: Friend who's done that before, and he did it like

770
00:35:44,840 --> 00:35:46,400
Speaker 2: in Europe, and I was like, you were insane to

771
00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:48,600
Speaker 2: go to a different country and do it in like

772
00:35:48,760 --> 00:35:51,800
Speaker 2: a random, random stranger's house, Like that's crazy.

773
00:35:51,920 --> 00:35:57,520
Speaker 1: Honestly, I would feel more safe doing it in like Europe. Yeah,

774
00:35:57,600 --> 00:35:59,960
Speaker 1: for some reason, I feel like they have like value

775
00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:03,480
Speaker 1: using morals in other countries. Here, it's like a killer

776
00:36:03,520 --> 00:36:04,120
Speaker 1: would make an an.

777
00:36:04,280 --> 00:36:06,719
Speaker 3: So we have are you okay? In the US. We

778
00:36:06,840 --> 00:36:09,640
Speaker 3: have dignity, we have pride, we.

779
00:36:09,560 --> 00:36:12,200
Speaker 1: Have literally patriotism, like.

780
00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:15,760
Speaker 3: We have slats, yeah.

781
00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:23,760
Speaker 1: Okay, serve yeah, servitude, servitude, We've got servitude. Sleigh your honor,

782
00:36:25,200 --> 00:36:26,560
Speaker 1: your honor. I'm slaying.

783
00:36:28,120 --> 00:36:33,160
Speaker 2: Boo your honor on the boots, your honor on the boots.

784
00:36:33,200 --> 00:36:37,120
Speaker 1: This is house, that's our that's our DJ duo.

785
00:36:38,239 --> 00:36:41,200
Speaker 2: I'm boots in the house down.

786
00:36:42,680 --> 00:36:45,360
Speaker 3: We had last night where I said, I think it

787
00:36:45,400 --> 00:36:47,080
Speaker 3: was when you went in. What did you say?

788
00:36:47,160 --> 00:36:50,200
Speaker 1: It was something like your honor, that pussy was boots?

789
00:36:52,120 --> 00:36:55,359
Speaker 1: You know, your honor? I have. I had a boner, yeah,

790
00:36:55,520 --> 00:37:01,960
Speaker 1: your honor. I had a stinky boner's with the nails.

791
00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:06,760
Speaker 3: On the on the boat.

792
00:37:06,960 --> 00:37:09,680
Speaker 2: I kept going like this, like with his nail and

793
00:37:09,680 --> 00:37:12,320
Speaker 2: then I was like going like this to a girl

794
00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:15,680
Speaker 2: with like those pointy ass nails and being like, your honor,

795
00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:20,319
Speaker 2: double d tits case closed. I use my tit as

796
00:37:20,320 --> 00:37:25,120
Speaker 2: a level I like, or what is it called a sorry?

797
00:37:25,200 --> 00:37:28,200
Speaker 2: I didn't grow up in the fucking judicial system, Like

798
00:37:28,480 --> 00:37:30,280
Speaker 2: what are y'all fucking like little judges?

799
00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:31,560
Speaker 1: Or none of us did?

800
00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:35,640
Speaker 2: Anyway, I want to use my tit like the fucking

801
00:37:35,760 --> 00:37:37,080
Speaker 2: whatever the fuck is called.

802
00:37:37,960 --> 00:37:40,040
Speaker 1: Sam onto the piece of one and it breaks in

803
00:37:40,120 --> 00:37:43,920
Speaker 1: half because it breaks in half, and it's like it

804
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:45,680
Speaker 1: reverberates and sends a shockwave.

805
00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:52,279
Speaker 2: People's hair like blows it like as you can tell,

806
00:37:52,320 --> 00:37:55,200
Speaker 2: we're leaving society right now. We're leaving society.

807
00:37:55,280 --> 00:37:58,280
Speaker 3: We're like going to find peace with ourselves in the swamp.

808
00:37:58,360 --> 00:38:00,200
Speaker 1: We're doing ayahuasca in the swamp.

809
00:38:00,840 --> 00:38:02,160
Speaker 3: I am on shrooms.

810
00:38:02,200 --> 00:38:05,120
Speaker 1: Hell right now, you're driving on shrooms right now?

811
00:38:05,280 --> 00:38:06,000
Speaker 3: Yeah?

812
00:38:06,520 --> 00:38:07,280
Speaker 1: Oh my god.

813
00:38:07,560 --> 00:38:11,000
Speaker 3: Oh I didn't know this was like an anti drugs group.

814
00:38:12,200 --> 00:38:17,160
Speaker 1: It is. Yeah, it's like, oh, so.

815
00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:19,880
Speaker 2: Y'all are y'all are trying to guilt at me, Like

816
00:38:19,960 --> 00:38:22,240
Speaker 2: you haven't dabbled and gotten behind the wheel.

817
00:38:23,120 --> 00:38:24,400
Speaker 1: No, none of us have.

818
00:38:24,640 --> 00:38:29,239
Speaker 3: I took a dab. I took a shroom. Do you

819
00:38:29,320 --> 00:38:31,680
Speaker 3: want one? Yes? I need? Can I have five?

820
00:38:33,640 --> 00:38:35,480
Speaker 1: No? No?

821
00:38:35,560 --> 00:38:37,799
Speaker 3: I literally panic. I'd have a panic attack. I can't

822
00:38:37,800 --> 00:38:39,440
Speaker 3: be higher around my family. It'll scare I mean.

823
00:38:39,920 --> 00:38:42,000
Speaker 2: The last time we were the Everglades, I got high and

824
00:38:42,040 --> 00:38:44,360
Speaker 2: I felt like I was making friends with the gators.

825
00:38:46,440 --> 00:38:49,000
Speaker 3: Cool, But then I also said that the gators would

826
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:49,560
Speaker 3: look better.

827
00:38:51,040 --> 00:38:53,960
Speaker 1: Because they're scary.

828
00:38:54,760 --> 00:38:56,920
Speaker 2: There is a program here where you can catch a

829
00:38:56,920 --> 00:38:58,759
Speaker 2: gator and make a burkean I'm not doing that.

830
00:38:59,360 --> 00:39:00,759
Speaker 3: Oh wow, can afford that?

831
00:39:02,080 --> 00:39:02,279
Speaker 1: Here?

832
00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:04,520
Speaker 3: This is this is like it's like a build a Burken,

833
00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:05,279
Speaker 3: but it's.

834
00:39:05,400 --> 00:39:07,640
Speaker 1: Like cheaper build a burken.

835
00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:12,040
Speaker 3: Right from the serf instead of the source. Did you hear. Wow,

836
00:39:12,160 --> 00:39:15,560
Speaker 3: that actually was curious thing next to like volcanoes? Can

837
00:39:15,600 --> 00:39:17,360
Speaker 3: you guys like chill? Like I can see you in

838
00:39:17,440 --> 00:39:18,440
Speaker 3: like my rooview mare.

839
00:39:18,280 --> 00:39:23,680
Speaker 2: And it's freaking yeah, like what y'all been boning back there?

840
00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:27,680
Speaker 3: Oh so no one cares about it's getting monetized.

841
00:39:27,040 --> 00:39:31,080
Speaker 1: Like you're just literally freaks. Is anybody gonna ask me

842
00:39:31,120 --> 00:39:33,040
Speaker 1: about this little orange bracelet on my wrist?

843
00:39:33,120 --> 00:39:35,560
Speaker 3: Oh my god? Okay, yeah, where'd you get that bracelet?

844
00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:36,120
Speaker 3: Where'd you go?

845
00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:38,240
Speaker 1: Ever heard of Soho Beach House?

846
00:39:38,360 --> 00:39:39,080
Speaker 3: Yes? I have.

847
00:39:39,400 --> 00:39:43,840
Speaker 1: Okay, that's where it's from. Yeah, it's from Soho Beach House.

848
00:39:43,960 --> 00:39:50,839
Speaker 1: It's this really beautiful place. I got you in.

849
00:39:52,960 --> 00:39:53,160
Speaker 3: There.

850
00:39:53,360 --> 00:39:56,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, Drew just put his fucking boot down, like he

851
00:39:56,680 --> 00:39:59,440
Speaker 2: literally he put his boots down in the house.

852
00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:01,640
Speaker 1: Of a little thing called Soho House.

853
00:40:01,880 --> 00:40:06,319
Speaker 3: I put my house. I stepped my boot in the door.

854
00:40:06,600 --> 00:40:08,960
Speaker 3: I've got my boot in the door, and soon I'll

855
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:09,400
Speaker 3: be running.

856
00:40:10,160 --> 00:40:13,480
Speaker 1: Literally were made for walking, these boots.

857
00:40:13,520 --> 00:40:16,719
Speaker 3: My were made for walking. My boots were made for survey.

858
00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:19,279
Speaker 3: That's the difference between us. Your boots made for walking.

859
00:40:19,320 --> 00:40:29,759
Speaker 1: That's just what Wow? Walking walk all over Miami ki

860
00:40:30,040 --> 00:40:32,480
Speaker 1: yamy kiem me.

861
00:40:36,760 --> 00:40:40,040
Speaker 2: Oh he doesn't serve Kiami vice.

862
00:40:41,480 --> 00:40:44,000
Speaker 1: Should we just talk about our friendship with the group

863
00:40:44,200 --> 00:40:45,640
Speaker 1: and how hard it has been on me?

864
00:40:46,640 --> 00:40:48,359
Speaker 3: I thought you were gonna say, should we talk about

865
00:40:48,360 --> 00:40:50,080
Speaker 3: it and like all the love it has to give?

866
00:40:50,200 --> 00:40:53,080
Speaker 1: Not like, no, it's so hard keeping.

867
00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:55,960
Speaker 3: Up with you text and drive. I'm just not gonna like, Oh.

868
00:40:55,840 --> 00:40:59,919
Speaker 2: My god, Amy, Oh, first, I can't be high and drive.

869
00:41:00,120 --> 00:41:01,799
Speaker 3: Now I can't text and drive. What can I do?

870
00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:05,080
Speaker 1: Like you can literally just drive sober and not on

871
00:41:05,120 --> 00:41:05,560
Speaker 1: your phone.

872
00:41:05,600 --> 00:41:07,480
Speaker 3: Oh, I have to have both hands on the wheels.

873
00:41:07,480 --> 00:41:08,959
Speaker 3: I guess. Oh we're gonna die.

874
00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:11,840
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh my god, oh my god. Sorry

875
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:19,120
Speaker 1: literally accidentally actually killing you. I wouldn't scream. I wouldn't scream.

876
00:41:19,120 --> 00:41:23,040
Speaker 1: I would I wouldn't scream. I would embrace it. See

877
00:41:23,080 --> 00:41:24,560
Speaker 1: it on the Patreon.

878
00:41:24,920 --> 00:41:30,839
Speaker 3: Exclusive content on the patreot Literally, David be like, oh

879
00:41:33,120 --> 00:41:42,359
Speaker 3: so literally, ky, I know, I know, I'm sorry. Yeah,

880
00:41:42,360 --> 00:41:44,040
Speaker 3: I heard a word we've said.

881
00:41:45,480 --> 00:41:47,840
Speaker 1: Why did I have to pay for my birthday dinner?

882
00:41:48,160 --> 00:41:50,200
Speaker 1: Because why did I pay for my birthday?

883
00:41:50,280 --> 00:41:53,120
Speaker 2: Literally burdening us with your fucking existence, so you have

884
00:41:53,160 --> 00:41:53,719
Speaker 2: to give us.

885
00:41:53,680 --> 00:41:57,279
Speaker 1: Literally not only was it like the worst dinner I've

886
00:41:57,320 --> 00:41:58,480
Speaker 1: ever eaten in my entire life.

887
00:41:58,480 --> 00:41:59,759
Speaker 3: It's your fault, that's all our fault.

888
00:41:59,800 --> 00:42:03,239
Speaker 1: It okay, yeah, yeah, yes, it's really good. I ate

889
00:42:03,320 --> 00:42:05,759
Speaker 1: the worst food had three bites, was literally on the

890
00:42:05,840 --> 00:42:08,680
Speaker 1: verge of vomiting the entire fucking dinner. And I like

891
00:42:08,719 --> 00:42:10,680
Speaker 1: also wanted to offer my am I the only.

892
00:42:10,560 --> 00:42:12,520
Speaker 2: One who that was one of my favorite dinners I've

893
00:42:12,520 --> 00:42:14,600
Speaker 2: ever had with the crew, Like or is it just me?

894
00:42:15,280 --> 00:42:17,239
Speaker 2: It was amazing, right, guys, Like it was a really

895
00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:17,920
Speaker 2: wonderful thing.

896
00:42:18,040 --> 00:42:19,839
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was, oh wow, Okay, yeah, well I wanted

897
00:42:19,840 --> 00:42:21,239
Speaker 1: to kill myself the whole time, and then I had

898
00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:22,200
Speaker 1: to pay for my own dinner.

899
00:42:22,280 --> 00:42:24,080
Speaker 2: See that's why I don't funk with motherfuckers like you

900
00:42:24,200 --> 00:42:26,360
Speaker 2: is because you like hone in on that negativity and

901
00:42:26,440 --> 00:42:27,719
Speaker 2: I'm just like the positive.

902
00:42:27,920 --> 00:42:31,040
Speaker 1: I'm a vibe terrorizer. I'd like to terrorize the vibe.

903
00:42:31,040 --> 00:42:32,799
Speaker 1: That's like what I am. That's what I do.

904
00:42:32,840 --> 00:42:36,600
Speaker 2: That's my perfect Sometimes pick mirrors right back onto you,

905
00:42:36,840 --> 00:42:38,560
Speaker 2: and then you have fireworks for dinner.

906
00:42:38,800 --> 00:42:41,439
Speaker 1: You See, you can't terrorize the vibe terrorizer. You can't

907
00:42:41,520 --> 00:42:44,160
Speaker 1: terrorize his vibe because you sound bothered. As I will

908
00:42:44,160 --> 00:42:48,000
Speaker 1: make it. I will make it miserable for everybody on

909
00:42:48,080 --> 00:42:50,280
Speaker 1: this fucking boat today. I will make it the worst

910
00:42:50,360 --> 00:42:50,719
Speaker 1: vibe ever.

911
00:42:50,840 --> 00:42:53,120
Speaker 3: It will literally just push you off, Like.

912
00:42:53,080 --> 00:42:54,960
Speaker 1: I will push you off, and that would be a

913
00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:57,120
Speaker 1: win for me. That would be a win for me.

914
00:42:57,320 --> 00:42:58,440
Speaker 3: You get to be the victim.

915
00:42:58,600 --> 00:42:58,880
Speaker 1: Yep.

916
00:43:00,840 --> 00:43:04,439
Speaker 2: But in all seriesness, I literally love when you guys

917
00:43:04,440 --> 00:43:06,520
Speaker 2: come to Miami. I think it's like so funny, like

918
00:43:06,560 --> 00:43:09,480
Speaker 2: something about it is so entertaining because it's like seeing

919
00:43:09,560 --> 00:43:11,480
Speaker 2: y'all in my like little world.

920
00:43:11,680 --> 00:43:15,560
Speaker 1: I love it. I want squad to come to literally Shitbury,

921
00:43:15,640 --> 00:43:18,120
Speaker 1: Texas and like vibe out, go on the lake and

922
00:43:18,120 --> 00:43:21,919
Speaker 1: ship like we've done Miami twice now, like yeah, we've

923
00:43:21,960 --> 00:43:24,839
Speaker 1: seen it. Actually I feel like I literally haven't seen

924
00:43:24,880 --> 00:43:26,480
Speaker 1: it because we've just been here for like three days

925
00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:28,799
Speaker 1: at a time. And I really do want to like

926
00:43:28,800 --> 00:43:32,160
Speaker 1: like go on like a really like deep dive of

927
00:43:32,239 --> 00:43:35,920
Speaker 1: like the history of your childhood just so I can

928
00:43:35,960 --> 00:43:36,959
Speaker 1: see where you came from.

929
00:43:37,239 --> 00:43:39,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe that'll be a thing where it's like not

930
00:43:39,200 --> 00:43:41,319
Speaker 2: the huge crew, because doing that with the huge crew

931
00:43:41,400 --> 00:43:44,280
Speaker 2: is a little more difficult. Yeah, but we are doing

932
00:43:45,040 --> 00:43:46,920
Speaker 2: the Georgia vibes.

933
00:43:46,560 --> 00:43:49,280
Speaker 1: For oh yeah, we're gonna hit We're gonna hit Georgia.

934
00:43:49,400 --> 00:43:54,120
Speaker 1: We're gonna hit finn Are we hitting Vancouver, No, Yeah,

935
00:43:54,160 --> 00:43:59,040
Speaker 1: we'll hit Vancouver. We're gonna hit England to see in Provincetown,

936
00:43:58,280 --> 00:44:00,400
Speaker 1: Elsie's Elsie.

937
00:44:00,760 --> 00:44:03,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're literally going across the fucking ocean.

938
00:44:03,600 --> 00:44:06,920
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, I like legitimately, like with or without squad

939
00:44:06,960 --> 00:44:08,960
Speaker 1: am going to Elsie's family, literally going.

940
00:44:08,800 --> 00:44:10,560
Speaker 3: To London and I'm smoking fucking spice.

941
00:44:11,080 --> 00:44:18,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm smoking opium in London's Grandma. But we're uh,

942
00:44:18,520 --> 00:44:20,600
Speaker 1: And then I want to do Granberry really bad, Like

943
00:44:20,960 --> 00:44:23,160
Speaker 1: I really do. Think it would be so funny seeing

944
00:44:23,160 --> 00:44:25,160
Speaker 1: squad mobbing in Granberry.

945
00:44:24,680 --> 00:44:26,080
Speaker 3: And then we all do Honduras.

946
00:44:26,560 --> 00:44:30,239
Speaker 1: Yes, and y'all get left there all right.

947
00:44:30,280 --> 00:44:34,400
Speaker 2: We just wanted to pick back up before we noticed,

948
00:44:34,560 --> 00:44:35,879
Speaker 2: before we even knew it, we were back.

949
00:44:35,960 --> 00:44:37,400
Speaker 3: We were where our dreams were going to be.

950
00:44:37,520 --> 00:44:39,959
Speaker 1: Yeah, we were already here. And it was shocking because

951
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:42,520
Speaker 1: it was only like forty minutes away when it was

952
00:44:42,520 --> 00:44:44,880
Speaker 1: supposed to be an hour and thirty. It was a

953
00:44:45,200 --> 00:44:48,560
Speaker 1: crazy shrip. You know, time flies when you're having fun

954
00:44:48,600 --> 00:44:49,640
Speaker 1: with your friends, you know people.

955
00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:53,640
Speaker 2: Time flies when you're like just so horny packed into

956
00:44:54,120 --> 00:44:55,280
Speaker 2: your dad's.

957
00:44:54,960 --> 00:44:57,279
Speaker 1: Car sweaty with your friends.

958
00:44:56,960 --> 00:45:01,440
Speaker 2: Nor ass off and like raying someone gives.

959
00:45:01,200 --> 00:45:03,160
Speaker 3: You just a little bit of physical touch.

960
00:45:05,280 --> 00:45:09,480
Speaker 2: Sorry I can't, but yeah, we're here. We're at the

961
00:45:09,520 --> 00:45:14,040
Speaker 2: Everglades right now. If you're from Florida or Miami specifically,

962
00:45:14,080 --> 00:45:16,560
Speaker 2: I'm sure this is somewhere that you either heard of

963
00:45:16,920 --> 00:45:21,000
Speaker 2: or you've been yourself. It's very hot and nice because

964
00:45:21,040 --> 00:45:23,640
Speaker 2: I haven't like really been in the sun as much.

965
00:45:23,640 --> 00:45:26,200
Speaker 3: Yeah this whole time, so it's nice to get that

966
00:45:26,320 --> 00:45:28,000
Speaker 3: sun like on me.

967
00:45:28,600 --> 00:45:32,000
Speaker 1: You know, I thought I thought sun was supposed to

968
00:45:32,160 --> 00:45:34,920
Speaker 1: cure depression. But like every time I go into the

969
00:45:34,960 --> 00:45:38,040
Speaker 1: sun for more than like four hours a day, by

970
00:45:38,120 --> 00:45:40,560
Speaker 1: the time it's ready for bed, I literally am the

971
00:45:40,560 --> 00:45:42,120
Speaker 1: stadust I've ever been in my entire life. Did we

972
00:45:42,160 --> 00:45:43,120
Speaker 1: click record on the camera?

973
00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:46,360
Speaker 3: Uh? Yeah I did. Wow.

974
00:45:46,760 --> 00:45:49,000
Speaker 2: No trust, no trust in a word, making sure, no

975
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:51,840
Speaker 2: trust in a woman, like y'all are like, yeah, like

976
00:45:51,880 --> 00:45:52,480
Speaker 2: I can't you.

977
00:45:52,440 --> 00:45:54,760
Speaker 1: Can't trust women because I don't say women are.

978
00:45:54,600 --> 00:45:57,560
Speaker 2: Like really bad at their jobs, like they usually like

979
00:45:57,680 --> 00:46:00,440
Speaker 2: do a worse job than men. Yeah, they're just not

980
00:46:00,600 --> 00:46:03,360
Speaker 2: as smart. Like for instance, a man was driving that car,

981
00:46:03,520 --> 00:46:05,000
Speaker 2: so he got by very smoothly.

982
00:46:05,040 --> 00:46:06,480
Speaker 3: He didn't crush our toes exactly.

983
00:46:06,520 --> 00:46:08,160
Speaker 1: If a girl was driving, our feet would have probably

984
00:46:08,880 --> 00:46:11,600
Speaker 1: and we would have died probably and turned into fucking pulp.

985
00:46:12,360 --> 00:46:14,960
Speaker 1: But like, that's just kind of the vibe recently we've

986
00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:16,040
Speaker 1: had is.

987
00:46:15,960 --> 00:46:19,680
Speaker 3: Not liking women that I don't want to. I was joking,

988
00:46:19,680 --> 00:46:20,320
Speaker 3: I don't want to.

989
00:46:22,360 --> 00:46:24,160
Speaker 1: That's the vibe we've kind of had recently.

990
00:46:24,239 --> 00:46:27,279
Speaker 2: The media of the week is us reading like men

991
00:46:27,360 --> 00:46:29,719
Speaker 2: inacest books and what I've just been like really like

992
00:46:29,800 --> 00:46:32,680
Speaker 2: opening my eyes up to like the fact that like

993
00:46:32,840 --> 00:46:35,399
Speaker 2: men should be seen, they should be heard, men should

994
00:46:35,440 --> 00:46:36,840
Speaker 2: be seen, not heard.

995
00:46:36,840 --> 00:46:41,600
Speaker 1: That's actually yeah, Like I'm always down to be seen.

996
00:46:42,080 --> 00:46:45,360
Speaker 3: Why you're rallying that, well, I don't see you, cuy.

997
00:46:45,760 --> 00:46:47,600
Speaker 1: I never see I see the type of person that

998
00:46:47,640 --> 00:46:47,920
Speaker 1: you are.

999
00:46:48,239 --> 00:46:49,880
Speaker 3: That That's how I feel about High. I see the

1000
00:46:49,920 --> 00:46:50,680
Speaker 3: kind of person he is.

1001
00:46:50,960 --> 00:46:54,960
Speaker 2: I see right through that little, shy, quiet, nice man facade.

1002
00:46:55,040 --> 00:46:57,399
Speaker 2: I know you're evil and I know you stink because

1003
00:46:57,400 --> 00:46:58,080
Speaker 2: I can smell you.

1004
00:47:02,760 --> 00:47:08,080
Speaker 1: Maybe grind oh me relection mind, take good time on

1005
00:47:08,480 --> 00:47:10,920
Speaker 1: me relection mind.

1006
00:47:11,239 --> 00:47:14,000
Speaker 3: Oh my oh, get the fuck away from us.

1007
00:47:14,760 --> 00:47:17,040
Speaker 1: Oh my god. We can't have a moment to ourselves.

1008
00:47:17,080 --> 00:47:19,680
Speaker 3: We know, like that actually creeped me the fuck.

1009
00:47:19,480 --> 00:47:22,120
Speaker 1: Out dangerous guy. That was really dangerous and.

1010
00:47:22,120 --> 00:47:23,000
Speaker 3: You're going to hell. You're lucky.

1011
00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:25,040
Speaker 2: How don't have my fucking pepper spray on me today

1012
00:47:26,320 --> 00:47:29,040
Speaker 2: because you would have got got bitch, you would have

1013
00:47:29,040 --> 00:47:31,120
Speaker 2: gotten I would have rolled you into the swamp.

1014
00:47:32,320 --> 00:47:32,680
Speaker 3: One of me.

1015
00:47:33,080 --> 00:47:39,760
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, honestly. Apology denied, denied.

1016
00:47:41,840 --> 00:47:44,959
Speaker 2: You know what, I'm gonna take that apology and shove

1017
00:47:44,960 --> 00:47:47,720
Speaker 2: it right up your fucking ass motherfucker.

1018
00:47:48,520 --> 00:47:51,440
Speaker 1: Guys down for that though. That's the thing, is the.

1019
00:47:51,400 --> 00:47:57,319
Speaker 3: Wind bothering it? Your mama? I had sex with your

1020
00:47:57,320 --> 00:47:58,759
Speaker 3: mom last night. Did you know that guy and she

1021
00:47:58,880 --> 00:48:01,400
Speaker 3: squirted everywhere? Did you know your mom was a squirter?

1022
00:48:01,920 --> 00:48:04,719
Speaker 1: Oh my god, why would you know that?

1023
00:48:06,680 --> 00:48:07,600
Speaker 3: You ew?

1024
00:48:10,360 --> 00:48:13,200
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah.

1025
00:48:14,600 --> 00:48:16,960
Speaker 3: This is going on the internet. People see it, like.

1026
00:48:16,960 --> 00:48:18,160
Speaker 1: Get it, get it?

1027
00:48:18,280 --> 00:48:21,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, dude.

1028
00:48:21,520 --> 00:48:23,359
Speaker 2: When we went to like a club the other night,

1029
00:48:23,680 --> 00:48:25,000
Speaker 2: I for the first time looked around.

1030
00:48:25,080 --> 00:48:27,040
Speaker 3: I was like, Dude, my friends so obviously do not

1031
00:48:27,160 --> 00:48:27,440
Speaker 3: fit in.

1032
00:48:27,760 --> 00:48:29,920
Speaker 2: I was like, they are so obviously like the like

1033
00:48:30,040 --> 00:48:33,320
Speaker 2: odd ones out and like especially when Miami like Classics

1034
00:48:33,320 --> 00:48:35,560
Speaker 2: were coming on and me Sabrina and like all my

1035
00:48:35,600 --> 00:48:38,200
Speaker 2: Miami friends are like singing them and screaming.

1036
00:48:38,440 --> 00:48:42,080
Speaker 1: And then y'all were like, dance, don't I was in

1037
00:48:42,160 --> 00:48:43,520
Speaker 1: on the Miami songs.

1038
00:48:43,680 --> 00:48:45,600
Speaker 3: I guess, yeah, you've you've died.

1039
00:48:45,719 --> 00:48:48,600
Speaker 1: You've trained my ear. Yeah, you trained me.

1040
00:48:49,239 --> 00:48:53,680
Speaker 2: However, I'm so high playing you, Jess might be the

1041
00:48:54,080 --> 00:48:55,120
Speaker 2: saxiest thing.

1042
00:48:55,280 --> 00:48:58,000
Speaker 3: No, I don't up the.

1043
00:48:58,120 --> 00:49:01,719
Speaker 1: Club up and I am maybe I am just one

1044
00:49:01,719 --> 00:49:01,880
Speaker 1: of the.

1045
00:49:02,040 --> 00:49:05,120
Speaker 3: Just yeah, I know you are just like a random motherfucker. No,

1046
00:49:05,600 --> 00:49:07,200
Speaker 3: I know it sucks. It sucks not to be in

1047
00:49:07,320 --> 00:49:08,799
Speaker 3: Ome are you?

1048
00:49:08,920 --> 00:49:13,120
Speaker 2: Are you dancing to me singing cuy, thank you?

1049
00:49:13,480 --> 00:49:16,200
Speaker 3: I can have a lot. I got that set and

1050
00:49:16,440 --> 00:49:19,479
Speaker 3: I'm so high and I'm so high.

1051
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:23,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, I do know that one the just your

1052
00:49:24,080 --> 00:49:28,680
Speaker 1: tone was off, You're out of key, and I'm so.

1053
00:49:28,960 --> 00:49:31,080
Speaker 3: I'm never out of key. I'm always having.

1054
00:49:30,800 --> 00:49:35,040
Speaker 1: A key a key key here here, here here.

1055
00:49:35,480 --> 00:49:37,279
Speaker 2: But yeah, it was really funny because I turned around.

1056
00:49:37,320 --> 00:49:39,479
Speaker 2: I was like ordering drinks for everybody, and I turned

1057
00:49:39,480 --> 00:49:41,360
Speaker 2: around and I was like, oh my god, my friends

1058
00:49:41,360 --> 00:49:42,200
Speaker 2: are the losers.

1059
00:49:42,640 --> 00:49:45,080
Speaker 1: I was like, we got we're we did look like

1060
00:49:45,160 --> 00:49:47,200
Speaker 1: loser freaks, but also at the same time, we just

1061
00:49:47,200 --> 00:49:48,799
Speaker 1: have fun, like we don't.

1062
00:49:49,360 --> 00:49:51,680
Speaker 2: But what's fun is like in Miami, they actually danced,

1063
00:49:51,680 --> 00:49:56,200
Speaker 2: so for once we didn't look like no one was dancing.

1064
00:49:56,360 --> 00:49:58,440
Speaker 2: There was the people dancing, but people were dancing at

1065
00:49:58,480 --> 00:49:59,560
Speaker 2: their tables with their crews.

1066
00:50:00,160 --> 00:50:02,920
Speaker 1: Maybe that was the case, Guy Guy said, and it

1067
00:50:03,120 --> 00:50:05,920
Speaker 1: fucking cracked me up. He was like, we were literally

1068
00:50:05,960 --> 00:50:08,719
Speaker 1: at a fortnight math last night, because that video looks

1069
00:50:08,719 --> 00:50:11,000
Speaker 1: like a tilted tower. Yeah, there was a tilted tower.

1070
00:50:11,040 --> 00:50:12,600
Speaker 1: And they were like, it was crazy.

1071
00:50:12,760 --> 00:50:15,239
Speaker 3: If you live in Miami. The club was Oasis and

1072
00:50:15,320 --> 00:50:17,320
Speaker 3: wind would it was really funny.

1073
00:50:18,080 --> 00:50:20,520
Speaker 2: But Kai at one point got really hot and wanted

1074
00:50:20,560 --> 00:50:23,000
Speaker 2: to take off his hoodie and I know, like, I

1075
00:50:23,040 --> 00:50:24,239
Speaker 2: didn't talk to you about this, and I don't know

1076
00:50:24,280 --> 00:50:26,120
Speaker 2: if it actually bothered you, but I was cracking up

1077
00:50:26,160 --> 00:50:27,400
Speaker 2: because he want to tick off his hoodie and I

1078
00:50:27,400 --> 00:50:29,399
Speaker 2: was trying to help him, but his shirt came off

1079
00:50:29,440 --> 00:50:31,120
Speaker 2: with it and he had to just commit to being

1080
00:50:31,160 --> 00:50:32,640
Speaker 2: suretless in the club.

1081
00:50:32,960 --> 00:50:35,680
Speaker 4: And dude, know, it was so sick that if I

1082
00:50:35,760 --> 00:50:38,320
Speaker 4: tried to take my hoodie off with these fucking nails

1083
00:50:38,400 --> 00:50:40,560
Speaker 4: and how sweaty I already was, my shirt was gonna

1084
00:50:40,560 --> 00:50:42,120
Speaker 4: come off no matter what. So I was just like

1085
00:50:42,680 --> 00:50:44,560
Speaker 4: I go to lean into this and just make it

1086
00:50:44,600 --> 00:50:46,560
Speaker 4: a bit, And I knew that, like if I was

1087
00:50:46,560 --> 00:50:49,239
Speaker 4: struggling and it would start to like rip it.

1088
00:50:49,200 --> 00:50:54,640
Speaker 2: Off, I was helping because you were because because your

1089
00:50:54,680 --> 00:50:56,160
Speaker 2: sleeve was hella stuck, and.

1090
00:50:56,080 --> 00:50:57,560
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't know how you did that

1091
00:50:57,760 --> 00:51:00,440
Speaker 1: so bad. Like I've never seen someone take a hoodie

1092
00:51:00,440 --> 00:51:02,719
Speaker 1: off and then the shirt come off that much like

1093
00:51:02,760 --> 00:51:06,160
Speaker 1: I feel like in middle it is a little slut. Yeah,

1094
00:51:06,160 --> 00:51:08,520
Speaker 1: in middle school, I feel like that's like one of

1095
00:51:08,520 --> 00:51:11,319
Speaker 1: the worst things ever. Is like when you're taking off

1096
00:51:11,320 --> 00:51:13,960
Speaker 1: your hoodie and class and then your mid drift shows

1097
00:51:13,960 --> 00:51:16,879
Speaker 1: and it's, yeah, your little your little belly pops out.

1098
00:51:16,920 --> 00:51:18,760
Speaker 1: Like I remember being so embarrassed.

1099
00:51:18,320 --> 00:51:20,640
Speaker 3: By only my dream when I started wearing my training barrow.

1100
00:51:20,680 --> 00:51:21,680
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh my god, I have to take my

1101
00:51:21,680 --> 00:51:24,160
Speaker 3: hoodie off. I hope my fucking brawl doesn't show right now.

1102
00:51:24,880 --> 00:51:26,920
Speaker 2: Nobody sees that I'm growing in these fucking triple A

1103
00:51:27,120 --> 00:51:30,600
Speaker 2: is these triple A batteries, these Triple A nipples.

1104
00:51:30,680 --> 00:51:34,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, my fucking swollen nipples. This guy's going the wrong way.

1105
00:51:34,640 --> 00:51:38,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is actually really fucking toxic, so embarrassing for him.

1106
00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:41,400
Speaker 1: But yeah, we're at the Everglades. We're kind of chilling

1107
00:51:41,480 --> 00:51:44,759
Speaker 1: waiting on our boat to pull up because we miss start.

1108
00:51:45,120 --> 00:51:47,520
Speaker 2: Just we live like the real Miami life, Like we

1109
00:51:47,600 --> 00:51:50,239
Speaker 2: go from yacht to air boat to yacht. Tomorrow we

1110
00:51:50,280 --> 00:51:52,400
Speaker 2: have another yacht eight am and then they have to

1111
00:51:52,400 --> 00:51:52,960
Speaker 2: get on the flight.

1112
00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:54,359
Speaker 3: But the flight is departing from the boat.

1113
00:51:54,560 --> 00:52:00,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a water plane, water flaying back across the country.

1114
00:52:01,120 --> 00:52:04,160
Speaker 1: Well, scary fucking birds. The scary fucking birds are out

1115
00:52:04,160 --> 00:52:04,600
Speaker 1: to play.

1116
00:52:04,719 --> 00:52:06,600
Speaker 3: No, those are the like big Miami birds.

1117
00:52:07,440 --> 00:52:08,200
Speaker 1: It just flew by.

1118
00:52:09,560 --> 00:52:11,000
Speaker 3: Dude, dude, I know.

1119
00:52:11,040 --> 00:52:12,719
Speaker 1: I am sad that I leave tomorrow. Like I feel

1120
00:52:12,719 --> 00:52:14,400
Speaker 1: like we're all Me and Lucas were talking about it.

1121
00:52:14,400 --> 00:52:16,400
Speaker 1: We're like, damn, like this shit went by so fast,

1122
00:52:16,520 --> 00:52:18,359
Speaker 1: Like but like time flies when you're having fun.

1123
00:52:18,400 --> 00:52:21,680
Speaker 2: I said it time flies outside and they mean.

1124
00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:24,560
Speaker 1: Girl, this literally, this segment that we're adding is literally

1125
00:52:24,600 --> 00:52:27,000
Speaker 1: just us singing the entire time and saying sorry, nothing.

1126
00:52:27,080 --> 00:52:29,080
Speaker 2: It's because we're in Miami, and when you're in Miami,

1127
00:52:29,160 --> 00:52:30,800
Speaker 2: you got that groove in you.

1128
00:52:32,520 --> 00:52:37,239
Speaker 1: All right, Well girl, no we oh yeah, I was

1129
00:52:37,280 --> 00:52:38,760
Speaker 1: about to say, we have not been doing.

1130
00:52:38,560 --> 00:52:40,520
Speaker 3: Anything so scared of them getting on the boat without us.

1131
00:52:40,520 --> 00:52:43,160
Speaker 1: What if the girl they would not depart without us,

1132
00:52:43,160 --> 00:52:45,360
Speaker 1: someone would run over here and grab us before they left.

1133
00:52:45,480 --> 00:52:46,520
Speaker 3: I'm literally so excited.

1134
00:52:46,520 --> 00:52:48,200
Speaker 1: They said, we have an hour and a half, like

1135
00:52:48,800 --> 00:52:50,040
Speaker 1: until the next boat pulls up.

1136
00:52:50,080 --> 00:52:52,759
Speaker 2: When we got here, my whole family and like a

1137
00:52:52,800 --> 00:52:54,680
Speaker 2: few other friends were like waiting outside, and I was like,

1138
00:52:54,680 --> 00:52:56,600
Speaker 2: this is so fucking funny. And then we all hopped

1139
00:52:56,600 --> 00:52:58,960
Speaker 2: out of this car and it was like my family,

1140
00:52:59,160 --> 00:53:00,719
Speaker 2: all my friends, and like.

1141
00:53:00,840 --> 00:53:03,200
Speaker 3: I was just it's just such a real sight to see.

1142
00:53:03,360 --> 00:53:04,520
Speaker 1: It's a surreal sight.

1143
00:53:04,760 --> 00:53:07,080
Speaker 2: It's a beautiful sight. It's beautiful when you make friends

1144
00:53:07,160 --> 00:53:11,040
Speaker 2: who your family love. Because I've literally that that says

1145
00:53:11,080 --> 00:53:12,879
Speaker 2: a lot about a person. My dad was actually saying,

1146
00:53:12,920 --> 00:53:14,680
Speaker 2: like I say, He's like, it says a lot about you,

1147
00:53:14,719 --> 00:53:16,440
Speaker 2: Like I've never met like a friend of yours or

1148
00:53:16,480 --> 00:53:18,400
Speaker 2: like a friend of your other friends who I didn't like,

1149
00:53:18,440 --> 00:53:20,239
Speaker 2: and that says a lot about them, because if the

1150
00:53:20,239 --> 00:53:23,680
Speaker 2: people they brought around me like we're rude or disrespectful,

1151
00:53:23,760 --> 00:53:25,720
Speaker 2: then that shows a lot on the character they actually

1152
00:53:25,800 --> 00:53:26,760
Speaker 2: are outside.

1153
00:53:26,360 --> 00:53:29,080
Speaker 3: In my doors. And I was like, that is so true.

1154
00:53:29,239 --> 00:53:31,960
Speaker 3: And then he called Drew Jesus. He said, Drew looks

1155
00:53:31,960 --> 00:53:32,600
Speaker 3: like Jesus.

1156
00:53:32,760 --> 00:53:35,120
Speaker 1: I did get the Jesus. I've been getting Jesus comments

1157
00:53:35,200 --> 00:53:39,080
Speaker 1: the entire trip, like by like random strangers in the hotel.

1158
00:53:39,200 --> 00:53:43,040
Speaker 2: They're gonna fucking starts and think you fucking washed up

1159
00:53:43,040 --> 00:53:45,960
Speaker 2: on shore to like save to save Miami.

1160
00:53:46,640 --> 00:53:48,640
Speaker 1: Just put some blood around my head and I'll like

1161
00:53:48,840 --> 00:53:49,680
Speaker 1: really serve you.

1162
00:53:50,200 --> 00:53:54,120
Speaker 2: Flower crown, Yes, every every rose has its fim, Jesus

1163
00:53:54,160 --> 00:53:55,600
Speaker 2: put a flower crown instead of thorns.

1164
00:53:57,480 --> 00:53:58,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, he didn't mention you.

1165
00:53:59,840 --> 00:54:01,279
Speaker 1: He did talk a lot about me, though.

1166
00:54:01,320 --> 00:54:03,719
Speaker 2: He was like he was saying, no, actually, I'm sorry

1167
00:54:03,760 --> 00:54:06,240
Speaker 2: to cut you off. He was talking a lot about Tyler,

1168
00:54:06,320 --> 00:54:09,319
Speaker 2: not you girl. Really yeah, first of well, no, he.

1169
00:54:09,280 --> 00:54:10,960
Speaker 3: Was talking about you. I'm sorry that was meaning me.

1170
00:54:12,360 --> 00:54:14,640
Speaker 1: No, I'm saying really to Tyler, No.

1171
00:54:14,760 --> 00:54:15,680
Speaker 3: I fully cut you off.

1172
00:54:15,719 --> 00:54:17,440
Speaker 2: Every time I cut you off on podcasts, I get

1173
00:54:17,440 --> 00:54:19,319
Speaker 2: really uncomfortable and nervous because I'm like, oh my god,

1174
00:54:19,360 --> 00:54:22,000
Speaker 2: these are just like our things where people can like

1175
00:54:22,040 --> 00:54:23,759
Speaker 2: look at that and think like I'm the worst friend

1176
00:54:23,760 --> 00:54:24,840
Speaker 2: to you, and it makes.

1177
00:54:24,640 --> 00:54:26,759
Speaker 1: Me really, it just makes sense in our friendship. It

1178
00:54:26,840 --> 00:54:28,360
Speaker 1: just makes sense in our relationship.

1179
00:54:29,280 --> 00:54:30,120
Speaker 3: It says a lot.

1180
00:54:30,239 --> 00:54:33,560
Speaker 1: I'm just that's something that I've been like really leaning

1181
00:54:33,600 --> 00:54:37,600
Speaker 1: into recently is like kind of my like what's it

1182
00:54:37,640 --> 00:54:40,279
Speaker 1: called introverted vibe, Like I was talking about it with

1183
00:54:40,360 --> 00:54:42,759
Speaker 1: Kai where I feel like I don't know if I

1184
00:54:42,800 --> 00:54:44,319
Speaker 1: talked about this in the last episode. I don't think

1185
00:54:44,360 --> 00:54:46,520
Speaker 1: I did. Maybe I did, I don't know, but I

1186
00:54:46,560 --> 00:54:49,520
Speaker 1: was just like I'm leaning into my introverted side. Like

1187
00:54:49,560 --> 00:54:52,720
Speaker 1: i feel like I've lived a very extroverted early twenties

1188
00:54:52,760 --> 00:54:57,160
Speaker 1: and now I'm like like oversaturated with like friendship and

1189
00:54:57,480 --> 00:54:59,480
Speaker 1: which is like a very like I'm just.

1190
00:54:59,520 --> 00:55:03,000
Speaker 3: Wait, too many cool people around.

1191
00:55:02,800 --> 00:55:04,719
Speaker 1: I make too many friends, way too many cool people

1192
00:55:04,760 --> 00:55:06,560
Speaker 1: around me that I just like need a break. But

1193
00:55:06,640 --> 00:55:08,719
Speaker 1: like genuinely, I feel like I've like been hanging so

1194
00:55:08,920 --> 00:55:10,960
Speaker 1: much and like seeing people all the time that like

1195
00:55:11,160 --> 00:55:13,360
Speaker 1: I just need some time to myself and just like

1196
00:55:13,680 --> 00:55:15,719
Speaker 1: need to be alone in my room sometimes and like

1197
00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:17,600
Speaker 1: but I feel like I have always like been like

1198
00:55:17,640 --> 00:55:19,720
Speaker 1: that though, like where I were hanging in big groups,

1199
00:55:19,719 --> 00:55:21,520
Speaker 1: like I'll just like retire back to my room.

1200
00:55:21,640 --> 00:55:23,240
Speaker 3: Yeah that's like always been your robe.

1201
00:55:24,080 --> 00:55:27,520
Speaker 1: But yeah, I'm just in my introverted era right now

1202
00:55:29,440 --> 00:55:31,680
Speaker 1: now that I have gray hairs, no one can see

1203
00:55:31,719 --> 00:55:33,520
Speaker 1: me now I have Now I'm gonna wear this hat

1204
00:55:33,560 --> 00:55:34,920
Speaker 1: like fucking crazy.

1205
00:55:35,200 --> 00:55:36,359
Speaker 3: You already do wear that hat.

1206
00:55:36,360 --> 00:55:39,000
Speaker 2: Bit it's fucking like it's you know when like people

1207
00:55:39,040 --> 00:55:40,600
Speaker 2: wear like a band aid too long and it's like

1208
00:55:40,640 --> 00:55:42,399
Speaker 2: their skin starts melting into the band aid.

1209
00:55:42,400 --> 00:55:43,560
Speaker 3: That's like you and that fucking hat.

1210
00:55:43,680 --> 00:55:45,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's sealed in my head. You pull the

1211
00:55:45,760 --> 00:55:47,680
Speaker 1: hat off and my hair comes off with it.

1212
00:55:47,920 --> 00:55:48,240
Speaker 3: Fully.

1213
00:55:49,120 --> 00:55:50,960
Speaker 1: But I just love this cap. I love the way

1214
00:55:51,000 --> 00:55:53,040
Speaker 1: it fits, I love the vibe it gives zone.

1215
00:55:53,040 --> 00:55:54,720
Speaker 3: It just look good. You look suxy.

1216
00:55:55,239 --> 00:55:56,920
Speaker 2: You kind of look like if you add two beers

1217
00:55:56,920 --> 00:55:58,919
Speaker 2: at a bar and I like bumped into you would

1218
00:55:58,920 --> 00:56:00,160
Speaker 2: turn around and push me on the floor.

1219
00:56:00,280 --> 00:56:02,239
Speaker 1: No, that's well, that is who I am. I'm leaning

1220
00:56:02,280 --> 00:56:04,960
Speaker 1: into that character like you do that kind of stuff.

1221
00:56:05,200 --> 00:56:07,879
Speaker 1: I beat people up, true, I don't give a buck.

1222
00:56:08,680 --> 00:56:13,319
Speaker 1: We can't beat people with your nails. No, I can't

1223
00:56:13,360 --> 00:56:13,799
Speaker 1: say that.

1224
00:56:16,040 --> 00:56:18,480
Speaker 2: But yeah, when I cut you off, when you were

1225
00:56:18,480 --> 00:56:20,239
Speaker 2: about to literally lie and say that my dad was

1226
00:56:20,239 --> 00:56:22,160
Speaker 2: calling you sexy or something, because you were fully just

1227
00:56:22,160 --> 00:56:22,640
Speaker 2: gonna lie.

1228
00:56:23,160 --> 00:56:25,480
Speaker 3: When I was like, did your dad mentioned me?

1229
00:56:25,520 --> 00:56:26,879
Speaker 2: And you were like, no, he mentioned me, a lie

1230
00:56:26,880 --> 00:56:29,000
Speaker 2: And you were just about to lie because you weren't there.

1231
00:56:29,480 --> 00:56:31,319
Speaker 1: No, you called me and told me how much he

1232
00:56:31,360 --> 00:56:32,600
Speaker 1: talked about Oh he actually did.

1233
00:56:32,640 --> 00:56:34,880
Speaker 2: I fully forgot. So yeah, that's how easily I forget

1234
00:56:34,880 --> 00:56:37,520
Speaker 2: about you. Oh and don't fucking forget it.

1235
00:56:37,640 --> 00:56:39,279
Speaker 1: That's like really fucked up.

1236
00:56:39,320 --> 00:56:40,480
Speaker 3: That's how easy I could replace you.

1237
00:56:40,719 --> 00:56:40,919
Speaker 2: Wow.

1238
00:56:41,200 --> 00:56:43,439
Speaker 1: No, no, I feel good. That made me feel really good.

1239
00:56:44,040 --> 00:56:45,920
Speaker 2: But yeah, my dad was like talking about Duas and

1240
00:56:45,960 --> 00:56:48,839
Speaker 2: he's like, he's like man like because obviously we've kind

1241
00:56:48,840 --> 00:56:51,040
Speaker 2: of talked about like our rough patch, and obviously I

1242
00:56:51,080 --> 00:56:52,839
Speaker 2: told my dad about that because I'm of she.

1243
00:56:52,880 --> 00:56:56,400
Speaker 1: Talked a lot of shit about me and probably exaggerated

1244
00:56:56,440 --> 00:56:56,840
Speaker 1: about me.

1245
00:56:57,080 --> 00:57:00,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was being helodramatic, I was gaslighting. I was

1246
00:57:00,640 --> 00:57:03,719
Speaker 2: sleigh lighting. But yeah, I was like told my dad

1247
00:57:03,760 --> 00:57:05,120
Speaker 2: about all that. And then he was like, I feel

1248
00:57:05,160 --> 00:57:07,720
Speaker 2: like Drew's like grown so much over the past two years,

1249
00:57:07,760 --> 00:57:10,040
Speaker 2: and like he seems like such a good kid and

1250
00:57:10,080 --> 00:57:11,719
Speaker 2: I really like him. Like he was like, I really

1251
00:57:11,800 --> 00:57:15,080
Speaker 2: really like Drew and was just talking like highly of Drew.

1252
00:57:15,280 --> 00:57:16,920
Speaker 3: But then randomly he started.

1253
00:57:16,600 --> 00:57:18,920
Speaker 2: Talking about like Tyler the Creator, and I was like

1254
00:57:18,920 --> 00:57:21,360
Speaker 2: what because we were talking about like fashion.

1255
00:57:21,640 --> 00:57:23,000
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, and then he was.

1256
00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:25,240
Speaker 2: Like, you know, speaking of fashion, you know who like,

1257
00:57:25,480 --> 00:57:27,040
Speaker 2: I like what I saw the other day. I saw

1258
00:57:27,080 --> 00:57:29,720
Speaker 2: that video of Tyler like riding his bike around and

1259
00:57:29,800 --> 00:57:33,240
Speaker 2: he was going on like the craziest like tangent. He

1260
00:57:33,320 --> 00:57:34,680
Speaker 2: was like, oh, I saw that video of Tyler the

1261
00:57:34,720 --> 00:57:36,480
Speaker 2: Creator riding his bike at the Louis Vuitton show.

1262
00:57:36,480 --> 00:57:39,200
Speaker 3: You know that's a motherfucker who's like done everything right.

1263
00:57:39,400 --> 00:57:41,560
Speaker 2: He's like made sure he was in the right rooms

1264
00:57:41,560 --> 00:57:43,000
Speaker 2: at the right time, and he's gonna be the big

1265
00:57:43,040 --> 00:57:44,919
Speaker 2: stame in fashion. And I was like that, I've never

1266
00:57:44,920 --> 00:57:46,600
Speaker 2: heard him talk about that man once in my life.

1267
00:57:46,800 --> 00:57:47,840
Speaker 1: But he was wrong.

1268
00:57:47,960 --> 00:57:50,160
Speaker 2: He wasn't wrong, but I was like he was going

1269
00:57:50,200 --> 00:57:52,400
Speaker 2: in and he was just like being like a fan.

1270
00:57:52,840 --> 00:57:55,840
Speaker 1: I love that your dad knows things about like like

1271
00:57:56,120 --> 00:57:59,440
Speaker 1: culture culture. Yeah, like I it's like super sick, Like

1272
00:57:59,480 --> 00:58:03,000
Speaker 1: he's inter twined in like young people culture. My dad

1273
00:58:03,360 --> 00:58:08,000
Speaker 1: couldn't name a soul that I fucked with heavily, dude.

1274
00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:08,440
Speaker 3: That's funny.

1275
00:58:08,440 --> 00:58:10,320
Speaker 2: For some reason, he also thinks Finn is a YouTuber,

1276
00:58:10,360 --> 00:58:13,040
Speaker 2: though he said that yesterday to my family because we

1277
00:58:13,040 --> 00:58:15,880
Speaker 2: were talking about Carbone and like, Finn was like really

1278
00:58:15,960 --> 00:58:18,080
Speaker 2: sweet and I really wanted to take my dad to Carbone,

1279
00:58:18,120 --> 00:58:21,240
Speaker 2: but they wouldn't bet an eye at me, so like

1280
00:58:21,280 --> 00:58:23,040
Speaker 2: he got me and my dad a reservation, which was

1281
00:58:23,080 --> 00:58:25,200
Speaker 2: literally so sweet. Like I took my dad to dinner,

1282
00:58:25,240 --> 00:58:27,480
Speaker 2: like a really nice dinner for his birthday, and he

1283
00:58:27,600 --> 00:58:29,920
Speaker 2: like really like my dad used to be a chef

1284
00:58:29,960 --> 00:58:34,080
Speaker 2: and he loves like food and just like restaurant culture,

1285
00:58:34,120 --> 00:58:36,160
Speaker 2: so he really likes going to a nice spot. So we went,

1286
00:58:38,080 --> 00:58:40,080
Speaker 2: and I fully forgot where. Oh but then when I

1287
00:58:40,120 --> 00:58:42,640
Speaker 2: got home, my uncle and aunt were at the crib

1288
00:58:42,760 --> 00:58:46,240
Speaker 2: like with my mom, and my dad was like talking

1289
00:58:46,280 --> 00:58:47,960
Speaker 2: about how like it's really hard to get a reservation

1290
00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:49,680
Speaker 2: there apparently, and then he was like, yeah, but like

1291
00:58:49,840 --> 00:58:52,040
Speaker 2: one of his friends who's like a really big YouTuber

1292
00:58:52,120 --> 00:58:54,240
Speaker 2: gottess In, and I was listening to it, and I

1293
00:58:54,320 --> 00:58:56,920
Speaker 2: was like, that's not what he is, but okay. I

1294
00:58:56,960 --> 00:58:58,800
Speaker 2: was like, Okay, maybe he's not that tappening because my

1295
00:58:58,880 --> 00:58:59,920
Speaker 2: mom knew who Finn was.

1296
00:59:00,040 --> 00:59:03,640
Speaker 1: But like my dad was like, your mom lives on Netflix, though.

1297
00:59:03,560 --> 00:59:06,000
Speaker 3: I can't believe everything.

1298
00:59:06,200 --> 00:59:11,000
Speaker 2: Every time we log into Netflix, it's so fucking like, sorry,

1299
00:59:11,040 --> 00:59:12,520
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, it's so fucking loud, and then

1300
00:59:12,560 --> 00:59:17,439
Speaker 2: I got mixed up in my sentence. Hold one every

1301
00:59:17,440 --> 00:59:20,160
Speaker 2: time we log into Netflix. Everything's in Spanish because my

1302
00:59:20,200 --> 00:59:22,600
Speaker 2: mom is watching and she like only speaks Spanish.

1303
00:59:22,920 --> 00:59:24,760
Speaker 3: So then like we'll like be watching a trailer for

1304
00:59:24,840 --> 00:59:25,480
Speaker 3: something and it's.

1305
00:59:25,360 --> 00:59:30,200
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, we'll be We'll be like five minutes in

1306
00:59:30,240 --> 00:59:32,520
Speaker 1: and realized that the show is not supposed to be

1307
00:59:32,560 --> 00:59:34,720
Speaker 1: in Spanish and'll be like, wait, what the fuck me, Like,

1308
00:59:34,760 --> 00:59:36,160
Speaker 1: what's this Spanish film?

1309
00:59:36,440 --> 00:59:38,160
Speaker 3: And we're like, oh, it's literally subtitles.

1310
00:59:38,240 --> 00:59:40,000
Speaker 1: It's literally super bad in Spanish.

1311
00:59:42,400 --> 00:59:51,040
Speaker 2: The Loving, Loving Madonald's Madonald's.

1312
00:59:52,160 --> 00:59:54,000
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I'm fucking up to McDonald's after that.

1313
00:59:54,080 --> 00:59:56,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's That's been my vie the entire time, and

1314
00:59:56,240 --> 00:59:59,360
Speaker 1: no one's fucking like, let me live McDonald's vibe, Like

1315
00:59:59,480 --> 01:00:00,840
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna Why do we have to go out

1316
01:00:00,840 --> 01:00:02,600
Speaker 1: to a nice restaurant every night? Why can't we just

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01:00:02,640 --> 01:00:05,440
Speaker 1: go get McDonald's. You literally sound like a old I

1318
01:00:05,520 --> 01:00:08,120
Speaker 1: just I ride so hard for McDonald's, it's insane, Like

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01:00:08,160 --> 01:00:11,200
Speaker 1: it's like the best restaurant like ever made. There is

1320
01:00:11,360 --> 01:00:14,640
Speaker 1: like there's validity to that statement because there's no way

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01:00:14,640 --> 01:00:17,320
Speaker 1: it's the biggest restaurant in the world and literally everyone

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01:00:17,400 --> 01:00:20,800
Speaker 1: on this fucking planet, not everyone, but like literally ninety

1323
01:00:21,000 --> 01:00:22,720
Speaker 1: percent of the planet has eaten McDonald's.

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01:00:22,720 --> 01:00:23,919
Speaker 3: I've never had McDonald's before.

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01:00:24,360 --> 01:00:25,160
Speaker 1: That's how I wanted to know.

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01:00:25,240 --> 01:00:26,480
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, it's a big day, We're going

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01:00:26,520 --> 01:00:28,040
Speaker 3: on the boat, Like, maybe I'll try something. No, that's

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01:00:28,040 --> 01:00:28,480
Speaker 3: why I want to.

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01:00:28,560 --> 01:00:29,960
Speaker 1: I ate you out in the McDonald's bathroom.

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01:00:29,960 --> 01:00:32,400
Speaker 3: Oh say that, Like, why are you gonna like let

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01:00:32,400 --> 01:00:33,400
Speaker 3: the public know that kind of shit?

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01:00:33,480 --> 01:00:35,000
Speaker 1: What if they just got on the boat without us

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01:00:35,000 --> 01:00:35,520
Speaker 1: and dipped.

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01:00:35,800 --> 01:00:38,000
Speaker 3: I would literally fucking punch my dad in the skull.

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01:00:38,440 --> 01:00:42,440
Speaker 1: That's our boat though, that's your boat. That's the private boat.

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01:00:42,920 --> 01:00:43,360
Speaker 3: Oh it is.

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01:00:43,560 --> 01:00:46,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, So all right, let's do some media real quick

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01:00:46,640 --> 01:00:53,880
Speaker 1: wrap this up. Read all right, So I haven't again

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01:00:54,040 --> 01:01:01,600
Speaker 1: been watching too many shows because I've just been binging Futurama.

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01:01:01,640 --> 01:01:07,080
Speaker 1: That's been my vibe. So like we've just been Yeah,

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01:01:07,120 --> 01:01:11,120
Speaker 1: I've just been like binging Futurama. But my music is

1342
01:01:11,200 --> 01:01:14,040
Speaker 1: Chrome Country by one O Tricks point Never nine Bit

1343
01:01:14,720 --> 01:01:17,200
Speaker 1: Blues by Kid Kowala and He's a Mighty Good Leader

1344
01:01:17,240 --> 01:01:19,760
Speaker 1: by Beck. I've probably said all three of those songs

1345
01:01:20,120 --> 01:01:23,720
Speaker 1: already on this media, But it's okay because it just

1346
01:01:23,760 --> 01:01:25,680
Speaker 1: shows that I am about what I say, and I

1347
01:01:25,760 --> 01:01:27,160
Speaker 1: listened to and love those music.

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01:01:27,400 --> 01:01:29,000
Speaker 3: I'm about the things I came to love.

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01:01:29,200 --> 01:01:31,120
Speaker 2: Okay, my media the week is by the time I

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01:01:31,120 --> 01:01:35,240
Speaker 2: get to Phoenix by Dorothy Ashby Star by Seven for

1351
01:01:35,320 --> 01:01:38,080
Speaker 2: You Prince and Inside it Out by Feast.

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01:01:37,880 --> 01:01:41,040
Speaker 3: Their cover is so good I already.

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01:01:40,720 --> 01:01:44,800
Speaker 1: Set it out by FECs like poop Yeah no, why

1354
01:01:44,800 --> 01:01:46,800
Speaker 1: would why would a band call themselves poop?

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01:01:46,880 --> 01:01:47,240
Speaker 3: True?

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01:01:47,600 --> 01:01:50,720
Speaker 1: Uh, there's literally the poop fuckers and the ship fart.

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01:01:50,920 --> 01:01:53,760
Speaker 3: The butt suckers is that what it is? The butt

1358
01:01:53,760 --> 01:01:56,520
Speaker 3: suckers or yeah, Drew, you don't know shit, you know?

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01:01:56,640 --> 01:02:00,000
Speaker 1: There's also the poop shitters. I swear to god, there's

1360
01:02:00,080 --> 01:02:00,760
Speaker 1: poop shitters.

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01:02:01,400 --> 01:02:02,120
Speaker 3: Kay, you would know.

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01:02:02,160 --> 01:02:04,440
Speaker 2: You're like one of those guys who like just weirdly

1363
01:02:04,480 --> 01:02:05,600
Speaker 2: knows a lot for no reason.

1364
01:02:08,520 --> 01:02:11,320
Speaker 1: Oh my, so you're you're like, Oh, I watched The

1365
01:02:11,360 --> 01:02:12,880
Speaker 1: Green Knight on the airplane?

1366
01:02:13,040 --> 01:02:14,360
Speaker 3: Was it horny? Was it hell of horny?

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01:02:14,440 --> 01:02:18,520
Speaker 1: Girl? That ship was boring as fuck? Was halfway through

1368
01:02:18,560 --> 01:02:20,800
Speaker 1: and was bored as ship like I can't do like

1369
01:02:21,400 --> 01:02:24,600
Speaker 1: old English movie. It was horny. There were horny scenes.

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01:02:24,680 --> 01:02:26,600
Speaker 2: Yeah. I just wanted to watch it because I heard

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01:02:26,600 --> 01:02:28,840
Speaker 2: someone say that the horny scenes were really sexy horny?

1372
01:02:28,960 --> 01:02:31,120
Speaker 1: Is that actually true? Because I only got halfway through

1373
01:02:31,160 --> 01:02:34,040
Speaker 1: and was like, Okay, I literally am falling asleep watching this.

1374
01:02:34,280 --> 01:02:35,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel like it's a really boring movie.

1375
01:02:35,880 --> 01:02:37,640
Speaker 2: But people were like, dude, that the sex scenes were

1376
01:02:37,680 --> 01:02:40,320
Speaker 2: like the some of the most like intensely horny things.

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01:02:40,760 --> 01:02:42,560
Speaker 1: Word. Yeah, I mean like there was the reason they're

1378
01:02:42,560 --> 01:02:45,040
Speaker 1: not for me to watch anything. I take that back.

1379
01:02:45,080 --> 01:02:46,520
Speaker 1: It wasn't like bad.

1380
01:02:46,640 --> 01:02:49,840
Speaker 4: It was could you see like any penises in it?

1381
01:02:49,960 --> 01:02:52,840
Speaker 1: Or I didn't see I didn't see cock at all.

1382
01:02:53,040 --> 01:02:56,200
Speaker 1: But no, it wasn't like bad. It was just like

1383
01:02:56,200 --> 01:02:58,800
Speaker 1: like just not the the pace that I wanted to

1384
01:02:58,840 --> 01:03:01,960
Speaker 1: be on the airplane, Like I wanted like something that

1385
01:03:02,000 --> 01:03:04,480
Speaker 1: I could like understand, like what was going on.

1386
01:03:04,880 --> 01:03:08,520
Speaker 2: Well, I watched Moonline, Moonrise, Kingdom for the first time.

1387
01:03:08,680 --> 01:03:12,600
Speaker 2: Super cute, good show, good, There's like one really good

1388
01:03:12,600 --> 01:03:14,760
Speaker 2: song off of there that I forgot to look up,

1389
01:03:14,760 --> 01:03:16,040
Speaker 2: but I want it on my playlist.

1390
01:03:16,040 --> 01:03:18,400
Speaker 3: And then dude, it feels so good outside right now.

1391
01:03:19,880 --> 01:03:21,520
Speaker 3: And then I watched Jackass.

1392
01:03:21,080 --> 01:03:24,160
Speaker 2: Three with my family and it was really funny because

1393
01:03:24,160 --> 01:03:26,720
Speaker 2: like Natalie is around the age where like I was

1394
01:03:26,800 --> 01:03:29,000
Speaker 2: when I was really obsessed with Jackass, and I wanted

1395
01:03:29,000 --> 01:03:30,320
Speaker 2: to see if she was like into any of the

1396
01:03:30,360 --> 01:03:31,800
Speaker 2: guys on it, like if she had a crush on

1397
01:03:31,840 --> 01:03:34,160
Speaker 2: Donny Knoxville, who was on My Fight, And I literally was,

1398
01:03:34,200 --> 01:03:38,840
Speaker 2: but literally horny, like I'm not kidding, like, oh I did, Sorry, sorry,

1399
01:03:38,880 --> 01:03:40,400
Speaker 2: I just had to figure out again. But you know how,

1400
01:03:40,400 --> 01:03:42,320
Speaker 2: I'm always like oh, because I don't find like random

1401
01:03:42,360 --> 01:03:44,520
Speaker 2: men attractive. But for the first time in my life,

1402
01:03:44,520 --> 01:03:45,880
Speaker 2: I was next to a man where I was like,

1403
01:03:45,960 --> 01:03:50,120
Speaker 2: I will literally like I will summersault onto your balls

1404
01:03:50,160 --> 01:03:54,280
Speaker 2: right now, and if you see this Johnny.

1405
01:03:54,000 --> 01:03:55,880
Speaker 3: Knoxville, I will literally gobble.

1406
01:03:55,560 --> 01:03:59,280
Speaker 1: Your cock like hit me up, hit my line.

1407
01:04:00,640 --> 01:04:02,840
Speaker 3: But yeah, I made them watch it.

1408
01:04:03,040 --> 01:04:05,200
Speaker 2: My mom agreed that Johnny Knoxville was sexy, and then

1409
01:04:05,200 --> 01:04:07,200
Speaker 2: I told my dad that I found Johnny Knoxville sexy

1410
01:04:07,280 --> 01:04:09,000
Speaker 2: and he goes, he's an old man now, and I

1411
01:04:09,040 --> 01:04:11,080
Speaker 2: was like, he's a sexy old man now, Like what the.

1412
01:04:11,000 --> 01:04:12,040
Speaker 3: Fuck are you talking about?

1413
01:04:13,200 --> 01:04:13,760
Speaker 1: Period?

1414
01:04:14,360 --> 01:04:17,240
Speaker 2: But yeah, so my parents would approve of our relationship,

1415
01:04:17,560 --> 01:04:18,600
Speaker 2: like it would be chill.

1416
01:04:19,640 --> 01:04:20,080
Speaker 3: Let me know.

1417
01:04:20,640 --> 01:04:27,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that's this episode. Thank you guys for

1418
01:04:27,200 --> 01:04:33,720
Speaker 1: tuning in my heroes. You're constantly slaying my day. Away,

1419
01:04:33,840 --> 01:04:38,240
Speaker 1: and it's just like very curious how powerful all of

1420
01:04:38,280 --> 01:04:43,400
Speaker 1: you are. Honestly, the theme song for Emergency and Her Calm,

1421
01:04:43,840 --> 01:04:50,840
Speaker 1: I'll just riff it real quick. I'm making up a

1422
01:04:50,880 --> 01:04:51,400
Speaker 1: theme song.

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01:04:51,520 --> 01:04:53,440
Speaker 3: God, get dom over here, Get over here.

1424
01:04:53,760 --> 01:04:59,920
Speaker 5: I love Emergency and a Conviews and you're really beautiful

1425
01:05:00,600 --> 01:05:04,840
Speaker 5: and there's like a vibe to you, guys that I

1426
01:05:04,960 --> 01:05:08,520
Speaker 5: want to know. And in your and Kai are ignoring

1427
01:05:08,600 --> 01:05:12,200
Speaker 5: everything I'm saying because it's the Indian Kai podcast, But

1428
01:05:12,600 --> 01:05:15,720
Speaker 5: at the end of the day, it's Emergency Intercom and

1429
01:05:15,880 --> 01:05:18,080
Speaker 5: there's hell a beautiful views.

1430
01:05:18,720 --> 01:05:20,720
Speaker 3: Hello, bitches, you want to fuck me because of this?

1431
01:05:20,880 --> 01:05:22,480
Speaker 3: Because I'm so sexy you want.

1432
01:05:22,280 --> 01:05:24,000
Speaker 1: To suck on about all right, guys.

1433
01:05:24,080 --> 01:05:26,080
Speaker 4: My media of the week is the video I took

1434
01:05:26,120 --> 01:05:29,600
Speaker 4: of Drew while he was sleeping last night. I pulled

1435
01:05:29,640 --> 01:05:30,240
Speaker 4: his pants down.

1436
01:05:30,480 --> 01:05:32,920
Speaker 2: No, he did send it to me. It was a

1437
01:05:32,960 --> 01:05:36,840
Speaker 2: good video. Did I look and you were fucking hung

1438
01:05:37,000 --> 01:05:42,280
Speaker 2: like a horse? Big cap double ed balls.

1439
01:05:42,960 --> 01:05:43,680
Speaker 3: We should start.

1440
01:05:43,840 --> 01:05:47,520
Speaker 1: I wish, honestly, honestly, I wish my balls were a

1441
01:05:47,520 --> 01:05:52,000
Speaker 1: little bigger. I'll say that. I'll admit that your body

1442
01:05:52,040 --> 01:05:55,320
Speaker 1: is rocket Have you seen my penis before? Kai? Yeah?

1443
01:05:55,360 --> 01:05:58,080
Speaker 4: I mean in the video last night and they with

1444
01:05:58,120 --> 01:05:58,479
Speaker 4: it too.

1445
01:05:58,720 --> 01:06:03,520
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, bye, guys. I feel like my butt is sweaty?

1446
01:06:03,680 --> 01:06:04,360
Speaker 2: Is my butt sweaty?

1447
01:06:04,480 --> 01:06:04,600
Speaker 1: Oh?

1448
01:06:04,640 --> 01:06:06,280
Speaker 3: Don't don't look at my ass.

1449
01:06:06,040 --> 01:06:07,920
Speaker 1: Eyes looking at it way too long. You look at

1450
01:06:07,920 --> 01:06:08,680
Speaker 1: it way too long.