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Speaker 1: I always tell people that this show won't make you smarter,

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Speaker 1: but it should make you laugh, all right, So yeah,

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Speaker 1: enjoy the full show. It starts right now.

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Speaker 2: This is just in. According to a new survey, nine

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Speaker 2: percent of mothers admit that they regret the name they

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Speaker 1: No way, I actually thought it'd be higher.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well, they say it just doesn't fit their kid's personality.

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Speaker 2: And the number one most regretted name Brooke. You're not

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Speaker 2: gonna like this, but that name is We're late.

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Speaker 3: I wanted to tell.

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Speaker 2: You the most regrettable child name, but we just don't

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Speaker 2: have time.

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Speaker 4: Actually, we almost with your late second.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, If only I had spoken a little bit faster,

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Speaker 2: I could have gotten to it. But now we got

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Speaker 2: whichlip is it? Two viral soundbites from the internet, only

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Speaker 2: enough time to play one, So let's get right to

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Speaker 2: your choices. Yeah, your first option is a twenty five

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Speaker 2: second clip of a donkey turning down for Kluck because

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Speaker 2: one of her online fans sent her a rubber chicken

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Speaker 2: in the mail and she absolutely loves it. Donkey or

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Speaker 2: you want option too, a twenty second clip of a

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Speaker 2: Florida fisherman named Rodney who accidentally caught a live military

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Speaker 4: Cocka doodle mule? Are you serious? You don't want to

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Speaker 2: Explosion, Brooke, what are you voting for?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 4: Definitely the missile in a pool.

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Speaker 2: Oh, we're all tied up, hose you get to choose.

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Speaker 5: Animals are cool?

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Speaker 3: Missiles? I'm a goal with the donkey.

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Speaker 2: The Thunderheads have spoken. Let's hear the sound of a

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Speaker 6: Afternoon, I got you.

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Speaker 3: Something in the melted eck, New York.

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Speaker 7: Do you see it?

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Speaker 8: This is Jennifer, New York.

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Speaker 5: Is it mean.

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Speaker 9: You?

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Speaker 3: Are you shocking here?

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Speaker 4: That was an audio of me before a really good meal.

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Speaker 2: I may confused the audio bites there, My bad, but.

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Speaker 7: That was which cut? Is it?

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Speaker 2: I'm your host, Jeffrey Spork Daddy Devau. Now let's get

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Speaker 2: into the shock collar question of the day, and you're

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Speaker 2: gonna hear some sounds even crazier than a donkey going

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Speaker 2: nuts over a rubber chicken once we pass it to

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Speaker 2: Digital Jake.

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Speaker 5: On this day in nineteen ninety three, the show x

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Speaker 5: Fos premiered on Fox.

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Speaker 3: I'm so scared of that show as kids.

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Speaker 5: Not to be confused with Jeffrey's favorite show, The TRIPLEXA

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Speaker 5: Files a.

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Speaker 2: Cinematics high quality content right there if.

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Speaker 5: You've never seen it before. It was about two FBI agents,

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Speaker 5: Molder and Scully, who were dedicated to getting answers to

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Speaker 5: the world's most bizarre and unexplained mysteries and reminded us

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Speaker 5: that the truth is out there. So today we're going

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Speaker 5: to celebrate the X Files by doing a special Unexplained

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Speaker 5: Phenomena edition of twenty of twenty.

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Speaker 4: Okay, do you have to discover the truth of the universe?

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Speaker 4: Did not get shocked?

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Speaker 5: We do. Please don't confuse us with famous mysteries and

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Speaker 5: conspiracies like you know, Grassy Knoll, the fake moon landing,

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Speaker 5: stuff like that. These are a phenomenon. Okay, These are

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Speaker 5: the game. Like Brooks said, We'll start with the woman

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Speaker 5: who all almost made the list with her mysterious eyelash

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Speaker 4: If anybody could solve that.

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Speaker 5: Alexis top twenty most unexplained phenomenons.

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Speaker 2: Do you know what phenomenon are like? You can't do creatures,

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Speaker 4: Aliens, aliens.

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Speaker 4: I would go to get probed somewhere.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, if you're.

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Speaker 5: Gonna get probed, that's probably the place to go.

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Speaker 2: They have the top probes.

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Speaker 5: We're over to brook.

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Speaker 4: Now, Okay, I'm going to go with how the pyramids

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Speaker 5: The Pyramids of Giza, that's number two on my list.

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Speaker 5: Who built them and how? We don't know. We don't

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Speaker 5: have time. We're over to Jose. Bigfoot number seven on

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Speaker 2: Over to Jeffrey all right, I actually went here and

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Speaker 2: on Earth. You play Stonehenge, please.

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Speaker 5: Literally rocks Stonehenge number four on my list. The purpose

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Speaker 5: and methods behind the construction of this monument remain a mystery.

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Speaker 4: A replica of Stonehenge?

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Speaker 1: Was it Oregon on the side of the highway.

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Speaker 4: That's good enough.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, We're back to Alexis.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna stick with that part of the world

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Speaker 5: Lock Monster number six on my list, Okay, live in

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Speaker 4: Over to Brook Right, what's another one.

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Speaker 1: I think A great mystery is why ships always go

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Speaker 7: Try and.

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Speaker 5: In general, the Bermuda Triangle is the number one answer

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Speaker 10: Jose, I'm just gonna go with good old Latin folklore

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Speaker 10: and say cabra.

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Speaker 5: The cabra did not.

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Speaker 4: Make my list.

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Speaker 5: We're fresh out of creatures on this list. Now to Jeffrey,

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Speaker 2: Okay, give me the mystery of Coop Daddy d B.

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Speaker 2: Cooper coming out of the plane d B.

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Speaker 5: Cooper? It did not make my list.

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Speaker 5: Why did he hijack a plane and ransom it off?

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Speaker 5: Will never know that. We're back to Alexis, isn't it.

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Speaker 1: It's like an underground city in the ocean or something

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Speaker 5: Tis Atlantis number fourteen on my list. The legendary lost

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Speaker 2: How did it get so large?

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Speaker 5: Explain that?

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Speaker 1: You know, the like you can only see him from

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Speaker 4: Cross Although what about the heads on Easter Island, the.

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Speaker 5: We're back to Alexis.

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Speaker 4: I have not do people think leprechauns are real.

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Speaker 1: We're out crowd of creatures.

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Speaker 5: Lepracauns did not make my list. That means Brook has

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Speaker 2: Conspiracy plenty of Dwin conspiracy theories.

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Speaker 6: They're real things.

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Speaker 2: I know, I'm kidding we it's solid work. The unexplained

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Speaker 2: phenomenon in the world. Brooke got the most right, so

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Speaker 2: she gets to choose who get shocked while singing The

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Speaker 2: Monster by Eminem and Rihanna.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna go with a femininenomenon. Let's go lett It's chocolone.

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Speaker 4: It's a song. I'm friends with the monster that's under

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Speaker 2: The monster under Rihanna's bed? Was that on the list? Okay,

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Speaker 2: that's your shot collar question of the day. We got

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Speaker 2: your phone tap coming up in just a few minutes.

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Speaker 5: Brooking.

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Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the Morning got an important announcement. It's working

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Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the morning because in the news today the

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Speaker 2: FDA is putting up red flags specifically for any grocery

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Speaker 4: Oh Jeffrey is important.

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Speaker 2: Oh God, not again. That's the alarm that warns us

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Speaker 2: when Brook's ego was getting dangerously low.

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Speaker 4: I just wanted to know about the girl.

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Speaker 2: It's in her contract. She's not allowed to feel lesser

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Speaker 2: take on a listener in trivia to prove that she's

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Speaker 5: So, okay, can I get.

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Speaker 4: That alarm installed at my house?

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Speaker 2: To your contract? I guess never mind the dire FDA

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Speaker 2: doesn't do anything reckless like actually try to beat her.

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Speaker 2: Oh rail state right now, don't do it. It's coming up,

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Speaker 2: starting today's trivia game with our daily countdown only four

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Speaker 2: thousand two in eighty six days left till Brook's youngest

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Speaker 2: it's never coming back.

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Speaker 4: I only need four million days.

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Speaker 5: Don't worry.

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Speaker 2: There's always a chance that he gets held back a

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Speaker 2: year for bringing drugs to school, So fingers crossed. Come on, mama, if.

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Speaker 3: You want to know where mama's stay. Yeah, just let

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Speaker 2: That's a good mom right there. And speaking of good moms,

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Speaker 2: we have another one on the phone right now who

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Speaker 2: wants to play you. Her name is Maria. She's got

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Speaker 2: several kids that she has to take to school.

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Speaker 4: I don't even know how many.

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Speaker 2: Maria, How you doing? I care?

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Speaker 4: Are you laughing?

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Speaker 5: Crying? Oh?

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Speaker 6: I'm laughing. Actually, my six year old stayed home for

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Speaker 6: school because she had one hundred and two degree fever

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Speaker 2: That's all only six two hundred days till that one

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Speaker 2: graduates and leaves. Let's be quiet as we send the

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Speaker 2: the game. You got thirty seconds. Answer as many questions

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Speaker 2: as possible, Maria. If you don't know when, you could

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Speaker 2: say pass. But you have to beat her outright if

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Speaker 2: you want to win. Are you ready?

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Speaker 6: Yes, I'm ready?

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Speaker 2: Good luck? Your time starts now. Fight Club premiered on

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Speaker 2: this day in nineteen ninety nine. What's the first rule

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Speaker 2: of fight Club?

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Speaker 6: Don't talk about fight club.

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Speaker 7: For you?

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Speaker 2: How many fingers does Mickey Mouse have on each hand?

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Speaker 2: Or which president said Government of the people, by the people,

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Speaker 2: and for the people.

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Speaker 6: Abraham Wigan.

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Speaker 2: Wow, Maria, Maria, you are so your IQ goes way

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Speaker 3: Baby brain was a bad thing.

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Speaker 5: I know.

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Speaker 2: That's amazing. Book's coming back into the studio. So tell us,

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Speaker 7: Oh?

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Speaker 6: The sleepless nights the worst part, Brooke.

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Speaker 10: You walked into quickly and share the baby.

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Speaker 2: Congratulations.

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Speaker 4: You just feed the baby. Feed the baby. That's what

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Speaker 3: Anything is winy.

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Speaker 1: Everything can be fixed with food in any house.

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Speaker 2: She's right, ok, okay, sorry, is not sure about that?

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Speaker 2: Did it anyway?

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Speaker 7: Maria?

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Speaker 2: You can focus on your kid. Brooks. Is your turn

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Speaker 2: Fight Club premiered on this day in nineteen ninety nine.

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Speaker 2: What's the first rule of fight club?

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Speaker 4: Don't talk about fight club.

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Speaker 2: The term for a baby shark is called.

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Speaker 4: What ah Sharke andedo.

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Speaker 2: Ninety nine percent of all grapes grown in America come

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Speaker 2: How many fingers does Mickey Mouse have on each hand?

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Speaker 4: Four?

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Speaker 4: Saudi Arabia?

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Speaker 2: This might be a close one. Today it's mom versus mom.

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Speaker 2: Who's gonna come out on top. Let's go to We're

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Speaker 2: going to go to the scoreboard with Jo.

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Speaker 4: We talked about big deals. This is not a big deal.

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Speaker 3: Is the best part.

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Speaker 4: It's the big deal, all right?

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Speaker 3: Maria?

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Speaker 5: Five?

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Speaker 3: Correct a row lad.

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Speaker 2: Well don Maria, I think you may be me because

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Speaker 2: Sharks I didn't get right.

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Speaker 3: Well Brook, you got an extra question in brow and

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Speaker 3: only fall.

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Speaker 4: Congratulations Broke, Yeah, laughing.

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Speaker 1: I can't believe you have a sick child at home,

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Speaker 1: a radio station to play a game that is unbelievable multitasking.

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Speaker 2: Super mom movie over there, let's go over the answers

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Speaker 2: for everybody. Fight Club permiered on this day in nineteen

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Speaker 2: ninety nine. The first rule fight club is you don't

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Speaker 4: I love that.

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Speaker 2: Sorry for breaking the rules and talking.

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Speaker 7: About that movie.

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Speaker 6: Because there's a penguin.

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Speaker 2: Most people say, you know, Brad pitt In is abs,

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Speaker 2: but yeah, penguins too. Baby Shark is called a pup.

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Speaker 2: Abraham Lincoln is the one who said government of the people,

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Speaker 4: Who's the oil country? That's what I got?

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Speaker 2: And the top producing oil country in the world would

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Speaker 2: be the United States of America counts for eighteen percent

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Speaker 2: Russia is third, Maria is not only did you beat Brook,

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Speaker 2: you get one hundred dollars plus just we're playing, You're

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Speaker 2: getting a fifty dollars Burger King gift. Berkanys inviting guests

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Speaker 2: to check out their all new Fiery menu featuring the

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Speaker 2: Fiery Bacon, Whopper, Fiery Strawberry and Sprite made with Fiery

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Speaker 2: US restaurants.

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Speaker 3: And Fiery Crowns.

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Speaker 10: They put hot sauce on the paper, crowns now, it

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Speaker 2: Like all goes back to Brooks advice for just shoving

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Speaker 4: So there you, Joe, Maria, you're doing such a good

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Speaker 4: job at lighting.

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Speaker 3: Congrats.

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Speaker 2: All right, we're gonna leave you alone so you can

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Speaker 8: It's amazing, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: As a kid, is there anything more exciting than your

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Speaker 2: class going on a school field trip? So fu man,

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Speaker 2: Jack, Yeah, so sad. But one of our listeners says

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Speaker 2: she accidentally did something so terrible it ended up making

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Speaker 2: that she was the one behind it. Oh No, but

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Speaker 2: here in a brand new mass speaker. It's coming up

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Speaker 2: after this.

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Speaker 5: You don't hear me confession, I can't take back O

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Speaker 2: Speaker, Texas, seventy five ninety two says, my wife put

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Speaker 2: her brother's wedding invitation up on our fridge, but it's

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Speaker 2: absolutely hideous. So I'm slowly pushing it down the fridge

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, that is a weird thing that really

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Speaker 3: Here's right, The important things go higher on the phrase

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Speaker 2: And who still uses printed invites anymore? Just do an

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Speaker 2: evite with a website like a normal person reading job.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, don't be TechEd.

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Speaker 2: I don't need to rub it in my face. Luckily,

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Speaker 2: we have a normal person on the phone right now,

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Speaker 2: ready to confess something to us. She's choosing to go

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Speaker 2: by the fake named Courtney today. So Courtney, welcome to

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Speaker 8: Hi, thank you, Courtney.

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Speaker 4: How you doing.

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Speaker 12: I'm okay and flattered that you call me a normal person,

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Speaker 12: a high.

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Speaker 2: Praise that we give to only certain listeners on this show.

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Speaker 2: We'll see how we feel about you at the end

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Speaker 2: of this because the voice changer is on. You are

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Speaker 12: Okay, well, it still makes me a little nervous to

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Speaker 4: Whoa.

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Speaker 12: This happened when I was in third second Grace, No,

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Speaker 12: it was third because I had bangs in my class photo.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Oh, I like that.

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Speaker 4: That's how we yes.

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Speaker 4: Snooze fast, right, and then you get older and I

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Speaker 12: Really fun though. If they had this ancient Aztech exhibit

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Speaker 12: it was about I don't know, maybe a little bigger

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Speaker 4: That's the confession, you're gonna break it.

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Speaker 12: Well, anyways, a big booming voice comes on an announcement

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Speaker 4: You stole an ancient artifact from the museum.

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Speaker 12: Oh well, so not on purpose, but you know.

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Speaker 4: Did you tell your parents?

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Speaker 8: No.

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Speaker 12: I get home and I'm just like, I'll tell my

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Speaker 2: As a third grader, you don't realize the severity of

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Speaker 3: Got, but I'll tell the adult.

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Speaker 2: I'll give it back.

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Speaker 4: Is that what you did?

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Speaker 8: Well?

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Speaker 12: So the next day, as soon as we get off

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Speaker 4: Exciting way to start the day right with your friends.

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Speaker 2: Nothing good happens at assembly, No.

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Speaker 13: Oh no, they announced it to the whole school exactly.

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Speaker 12: So they put a picture of it up on a

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so you could just reach it and be like, hey,

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Speaker 2: I have that here.

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Speaker 4: It is, I say, run, Paul the fire alarm and run.

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Speaker 2: What did you do?

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Speaker 12: I was way to scaring them to say anything.

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Speaker 4: I will too.

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Speaker 12: I went home and I hide it and the shelf

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Speaker 1: Oh went, that's there, Okay, I have to return it.

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Speaker 3: You then did not do the right.

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Speaker 2: She's afraid that she's going to get in like serious trouble,

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Speaker 4: This is like a priceless artifact.

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Speaker 11: And so going forward.

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Speaker 12: The school is sending out newsletters to the parents for

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Speaker 10: There's every opportunity for the right thing to happen, and

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Speaker 2: But you got to give her credit for covering up her.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, she could have been she could have been a museum.

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Speaker 12: Well, so that my parents never knew. All the hype

457
00:22:10,600 --> 00:22:12,680
Speaker 12: dive down. I forget about it too.

458
00:22:12,760 --> 00:22:15,200
Speaker 11: I never tell anyone what way.

459
00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:19,560
Speaker 12: Years later, after I come home from college, I am

460
00:22:19,560 --> 00:22:23,600
Speaker 12: cleaning out my room and I come across it and

461
00:22:23,840 --> 00:22:28,320
Speaker 12: I Google it and it says that it was stolen instant.

462
00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:33,360
Speaker 10: Oh god, it's probably worth like tens of millions of dollars.

463
00:22:33,359 --> 00:22:35,040
Speaker 4: You can never go into a museum again.

464
00:22:35,119 --> 00:22:37,160
Speaker 2: And you can't sell it because I'll know exactly who

465
00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:37,600
Speaker 2: it is and.

466
00:22:37,560 --> 00:22:38,359
Speaker 3: Where it came from.

467
00:22:38,520 --> 00:22:39,679
Speaker 4: Who would think of selling it?

468
00:22:40,240 --> 00:22:40,760
Speaker 3: Immediately?

469
00:22:42,520 --> 00:22:43,679
Speaker 2: Facebook Marketplace?

470
00:22:43,800 --> 00:22:49,600
Speaker 10: Oh yeah for me, I'm like craikslistless artifact starting one dollars.

471
00:22:51,600 --> 00:22:53,960
Speaker 2: Oh where's your head at now?

472
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Speaker 12: I don't know, So I've been thinking, should I sneak

473
00:22:56,600 --> 00:22:59,720
Speaker 12: it back in and leave it there? Should I nail

474
00:22:59,760 --> 00:23:01,679
Speaker 12: it anonymously.

475
00:23:01,160 --> 00:23:02,680
Speaker 4: So you still have it right now?

476
00:23:03,280 --> 00:23:10,160
Speaker 12: Right now, it's a pay per weight on my dash.

477
00:23:10,320 --> 00:23:13,440
Speaker 12: I don't know how so about it.

478
00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:16,320
Speaker 1: We put our big girl panties on and we just

479
00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:18,040
Speaker 1: need to march her on down there and let him

480
00:23:18,080 --> 00:23:18,360
Speaker 1: know what.

481
00:23:18,520 --> 00:23:21,440
Speaker 2: She stole those big girl panties from the Egyptian exhibit.

482
00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:22,040
Speaker 4: Do you have a kid?

483
00:23:22,040 --> 00:23:23,120
Speaker 2: You could believe it on my house.

484
00:23:23,880 --> 00:23:27,760
Speaker 1: They stole it just so you found it a goodwill.

485
00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:29,720
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that's oh, that's good.

486
00:23:29,840 --> 00:23:31,679
Speaker 3: There it is okay, by.

487
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Speaker 2: All right, Well, keep us keep us updated on what

488
00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:41,879
Speaker 2: happens with you in the ancient museum artifact that you accidentally.

489
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Speaker 3: Will today for gym Stone in.

490
00:23:44,600 --> 00:23:46,760
Speaker 2: Texan seven eight five nine two. If you have a

491
00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:49,200
Speaker 2: confession you've been holding on to, we can hid your identity,

492
00:23:49,240 --> 00:23:51,280
Speaker 2: mask your voice, and make you our next mass speaker.

493
00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:52,680
Speaker 2: Your phone's as coming.

494
00:23:52,560 --> 00:23:56,080
Speaker 8: Up next freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

495
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Speaker 2: Ladies, if you want to be a good wife to

496
00:23:58,560 --> 00:24:03,480
Speaker 2: your husband, just have to be loving, supportive, and willing

497
00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:06,720
Speaker 2: to prank your man on a nationally syndicated radio show.

498
00:24:07,440 --> 00:24:09,119
Speaker 4: I think I was going to agree with what you

499
00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:10,760
Speaker 4: were going to say there, but I'm on.

500
00:24:10,720 --> 00:24:12,080
Speaker 10: Board right when you were like be good to your

501
00:24:12,119 --> 00:24:16,440
Speaker 10: husband's brooks like, oh boy, seriously, it's that easy.

502
00:24:16,640 --> 00:24:19,720
Speaker 2: Luckily, one of our married listeners reached out after she

503
00:24:19,960 --> 00:24:23,399
Speaker 2: witnessed her husband accidentally walking to the wrong restroom at

504
00:24:23,400 --> 00:24:27,600
Speaker 2: the DMV. So we're gonna call him and do the

505
00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:32,960
Speaker 2: reasonable thing man take away his driver's license permanently. In

506
00:24:33,040 --> 00:24:42,280
Speaker 2: your phone tap right now? Hello, Hi, am I speaking

507
00:24:42,320 --> 00:24:47,280
Speaker 2: with Joel Speaking Hello Joel. I'm calling from the State

508
00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:55,200
Speaker 2: Department of Licensing. My name is Colin Calin sick. Did

509
00:24:55,680 --> 00:24:58,200
Speaker 2: you hear that with the T? Some people get that wrong.

510
00:24:58,320 --> 00:24:59,800
Speaker 2: I just like to clarify up front.

511
00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:02,879
Speaker 7: So you're saying stick, call in stick.

512
00:25:03,440 --> 00:25:08,520
Speaker 2: No, I'm sick with the tea at the end, Sick.

513
00:25:09,560 --> 00:25:12,760
Speaker 2: You don't pronounce the ta. It's silent, got it?

514
00:25:12,840 --> 00:25:14,680
Speaker 7: You need me to write that down for something? Is

515
00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:15,399
Speaker 7: that what you told me?

516
00:25:15,840 --> 00:25:17,800
Speaker 2: No? I just feel like you should know.

517
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:22,320
Speaker 7: Okay, So how can I help you today?

518
00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:25,720
Speaker 2: You came in last week to renew your driver's license.

519
00:25:25,840 --> 00:25:27,280
Speaker 7: Correct, Yes, that's right.

520
00:25:27,920 --> 00:25:30,680
Speaker 2: Well, even though we did give you a new license,

521
00:25:31,520 --> 00:25:33,239
Speaker 2: we're going to need you to punch a hole in

522
00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:35,919
Speaker 2: that and send it back to us in the next

523
00:25:36,280 --> 00:25:39,560
Speaker 2: three to five business days at inconvenience.

524
00:25:40,200 --> 00:25:42,639
Speaker 7: Sorry, I don't understand what you're saying.

525
00:25:43,080 --> 00:25:46,760
Speaker 2: I mean, sir, you realize that we have cameras inside

526
00:25:46,840 --> 00:25:49,360
Speaker 2: the DMV, but we see everything.

527
00:25:49,680 --> 00:25:51,680
Speaker 7: I didn't do anything wrong. What are you talking about.

528
00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:54,200
Speaker 7: I just went in there to get my license renewed.

529
00:25:54,640 --> 00:25:58,639
Speaker 2: Did you. Yeah, because while reviewing the security footage, we

530
00:25:58,680 --> 00:26:02,080
Speaker 2: saw you get up from your air and walk into

531
00:26:02,119 --> 00:26:03,440
Speaker 2: the ladies restroom.

532
00:26:04,119 --> 00:26:07,040
Speaker 7: No, no, no, no, no, no, I saw it, sir.

533
00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:10,240
Speaker 7: That was just an accident. I mean, I opened the

534
00:26:10,280 --> 00:26:12,720
Speaker 7: wrong door, but I went to the men's room.

535
00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:15,320
Speaker 2: You don't need to explain yourself. I saw the video

536
00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:16,200
Speaker 2: even though.

537
00:26:16,280 --> 00:26:19,640
Speaker 7: Then you saw that I went to the men's room, sir. Yes,

538
00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:20,680
Speaker 7: what are you talking about?

539
00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:24,280
Speaker 2: You were only in there for maybe less than ten seconds.

540
00:26:24,840 --> 00:26:28,160
Speaker 2: We saw you walk back. We saw you walk back

541
00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:29,879
Speaker 2: outside and look at the sign.

542
00:26:30,680 --> 00:26:32,040
Speaker 7: Yes, because I misread it.

543
00:26:32,160 --> 00:26:33,439
Speaker 2: Okay, there you go.

544
00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:34,400
Speaker 7: It was an accident.

545
00:26:34,440 --> 00:26:36,879
Speaker 2: So you you admit that you can't read the sign

546
00:26:36,920 --> 00:26:40,280
Speaker 2: on a bathroom door. Come on, we should just trust

547
00:26:40,320 --> 00:26:42,080
Speaker 2: you to read the signs out on the road.

548
00:26:42,720 --> 00:26:45,840
Speaker 7: I was waiting there forever. You know that you guys

549
00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:48,879
Speaker 7: took forever to get to me. I was rushing because

550
00:26:48,880 --> 00:26:51,159
Speaker 7: I wanted to come back and be there when you

551
00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:53,640
Speaker 7: guys called me, sir, I was paying attention.

552
00:26:54,160 --> 00:26:58,000
Speaker 2: If I'm hearing you correctly, you're blaming us for not

553
00:26:58,040 --> 00:26:59,920
Speaker 2: being able to read well.

554
00:27:00,119 --> 00:27:02,679
Speaker 7: As I said, I didn't really pay attention inside. It

555
00:27:02,720 --> 00:27:03,920
Speaker 7: was focused on you guys.

556
00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:06,600
Speaker 2: I'm sure you would pay attention behind the wheel of

557
00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:08,280
Speaker 2: a ten thousand pound vehicle.

558
00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:12,400
Speaker 7: Well, yes, that's ridiculous. I wasn't driving through the DMV.

559
00:27:12,760 --> 00:27:14,560
Speaker 7: I was just walking to the rest of her.

560
00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:16,720
Speaker 2: Let me ask you, where are you right now?

561
00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:18,359
Speaker 7: What do you mean where am I?

562
00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:21,440
Speaker 2: Can you not hear either, I'm asking where you are.

563
00:27:22,160 --> 00:27:24,120
Speaker 7: I'm at my desk at work because I have a job.

564
00:27:24,280 --> 00:27:25,080
Speaker 7: This is ridiculous.

565
00:27:25,440 --> 00:27:27,359
Speaker 2: I need you to just look and tell me. What's

566
00:27:27,400 --> 00:27:30,600
Speaker 2: the farthest thing across the room from you right now?

567
00:27:31,240 --> 00:27:35,080
Speaker 7: Is this another eyesight exam? Now I see my boss,

568
00:27:35,119 --> 00:27:36,840
Speaker 7: I see my coworkers.

569
00:27:37,320 --> 00:27:41,000
Speaker 2: Is everything kind of blurry? You just seeing random shapes

570
00:27:41,080 --> 00:27:42,119
Speaker 2: moving by about?

571
00:27:42,480 --> 00:27:44,960
Speaker 7: But I mean, you don't have authorization? What do you

572
00:27:45,040 --> 00:27:46,600
Speaker 7: do there? What's your position there?

573
00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:49,240
Speaker 2: Are you trying to make me feel bad because I

574
00:27:49,280 --> 00:27:50,320
Speaker 2: make minimum wage.

575
00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:54,760
Speaker 7: Well I didn't mention that, you implied, No, I didn't.

576
00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:57,760
Speaker 2: You wanted me to feel bad because I've worked here

577
00:27:57,800 --> 00:28:00,760
Speaker 2: for years and recently got rejected or a promotion.

578
00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:02,640
Speaker 7: No, no, no.

579
00:28:02,520 --> 00:28:06,000
Speaker 2: This is going to be my only power grabbed is

580
00:28:06,040 --> 00:28:09,520
Speaker 2: to take advantage of people trying to get their licenses.

581
00:28:10,359 --> 00:28:13,160
Speaker 2: If they're walking into the wrong restroom, then to call

582
00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:13,960
Speaker 2: them out on it.

583
00:28:14,080 --> 00:28:17,000
Speaker 7: Oh my god, I'm not your therapist. It sounds like

584
00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:19,199
Speaker 7: you got to talk to someone, but it's not me.

585
00:28:19,880 --> 00:28:23,480
Speaker 7: You called me, accusing me of something, and I'm telling

586
00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:25,919
Speaker 7: you that it was an honest mistake.

587
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:28,240
Speaker 2: Hearing a lot from you, a lot of sadness, a

588
00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:31,480
Speaker 2: lot of despair. What I can identify with that. So

589
00:28:31,520 --> 00:28:34,400
Speaker 2: here's what I'm going to offer. What I will personally

590
00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:37,240
Speaker 2: drive you around the city wherever you need to go.

591
00:28:37,560 --> 00:28:41,640
Speaker 2: Because you don't have a license, I could use the companionship.

592
00:28:42,360 --> 00:28:45,280
Speaker 7: No, you can't drive me around. I don't even know

593
00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:46,520
Speaker 7: who you are. Colin.

594
00:28:46,960 --> 00:28:49,479
Speaker 2: Well, I know I told you earlier I was calling

595
00:28:49,640 --> 00:28:52,480
Speaker 2: sick with a T that I kind of fit there.

596
00:28:52,520 --> 00:28:55,600
Speaker 2: My real name is Jeff and I work on a

597
00:28:55,680 --> 00:28:59,000
Speaker 2: radio show. And this whole thing has been a prank

598
00:28:59,040 --> 00:29:00,520
Speaker 2: phone call set up your wife.

599
00:29:00,680 --> 00:29:07,160
Speaker 7: So Laura, Oh my god, you gotta be serious.

600
00:29:08,720 --> 00:29:10,880
Speaker 2: You're on Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. Laura set

601
00:29:10,920 --> 00:29:11,880
Speaker 2: you up for a phone tap.

602
00:29:11,920 --> 00:29:15,560
Speaker 7: Man. Oh my, oh my god.

603
00:29:15,760 --> 00:29:17,720
Speaker 2: I'm just joking with you, man, because Laura told us

604
00:29:17,760 --> 00:29:20,240
Speaker 2: you accidentally walked into the women's bathroom at the GMV

605
00:29:20,400 --> 00:29:22,400
Speaker 2: the other week, and she thought it'd be funny for

606
00:29:22,480 --> 00:29:24,880
Speaker 2: us to take away your license and see how you responded.

607
00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:29,320
Speaker 7: Hilarious. I'm having a heart attack here. Oh my god. O.

608
00:29:29,480 --> 00:29:33,400
Speaker 2: People with heart attacks should not be operating motor vehicles.

609
00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:35,960
Speaker 7: No, that's the one I can actually agree with you

610
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:36,920
Speaker 7: them you should.

611
00:29:38,800 --> 00:29:41,680
Speaker 8: The weak up every morning was phone taps weekday mornings

612
00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:45,240
Speaker 8: on the twenties Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

613
00:29:46,280 --> 00:29:49,000
Speaker 2: You discover all sorts of things about your significant other

614
00:29:49,080 --> 00:29:52,480
Speaker 2: when you first move in together. Oh yeah, you do,

615
00:29:52,760 --> 00:29:57,680
Speaker 2: Like how many times they really wash their sheets, where

616
00:29:57,720 --> 00:30:01,600
Speaker 2: they leave their tiny piles of toenail cl things, and

617
00:30:01,720 --> 00:30:05,720
Speaker 2: how they use the bidet as a drinking fountain in

618
00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:11,280
Speaker 2: my apartment, the loss of secrets being unveiled, and generally

619
00:30:11,320 --> 00:30:13,840
Speaker 2: you can look past most of them, but for one

620
00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:17,320
Speaker 2: of our listeners, He's worried that's not the case because

621
00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:19,840
Speaker 2: in the first week of living with his new girlfriend,

622
00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:24,440
Speaker 2: she uncovered the one thing he never wanted her to know.

623
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:28,120
Speaker 2: You're about to find out in your awkward Tuesday phone

624
00:30:28,120 --> 00:30:31,520
Speaker 2: call right after this It's awkward.

625
00:30:31,840 --> 00:30:35,560
Speaker 8: It's Tuesday. It's awkward Tuesday phone call.

626
00:30:36,280 --> 00:30:39,960
Speaker 2: We all see how jealous Brook gets whenever we talk

627
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:41,960
Speaker 2: about Alexis and her dating life.

628
00:30:43,600 --> 00:30:44,680
Speaker 4: Jealous at all, I'm.

629
00:30:46,160 --> 00:30:49,080
Speaker 9: You can see right, Yeah, you're a little too excited

630
00:30:49,120 --> 00:30:53,880
Speaker 9: about it because Alexis is living care free, multiple sports

631
00:30:53,920 --> 00:31:00,400
Speaker 9: athletes across multiple continents, upside down, pineapples everywhere you go.

632
00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:04,240
Speaker 4: I think that's a married people thing.

633
00:31:04,280 --> 00:31:09,280
Speaker 2: Actually, Brooks googled it early because Brook knows once you

634
00:31:09,440 --> 00:31:13,080
Speaker 2: enter a monogamous relationship, according to her, you can only

635
00:31:13,080 --> 00:31:16,000
Speaker 2: have a max of three partners at that point. And

636
00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:20,160
Speaker 2: that's such a bummer for Brook But the one.

637
00:31:20,040 --> 00:31:21,320
Speaker 4: To check that number with my husband.

638
00:31:21,520 --> 00:31:23,160
Speaker 2: The reason I bring it up is one of our

639
00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:27,840
Speaker 2: listeners recently gave up the free swinging lifestyle because he

640
00:31:27,960 --> 00:31:34,240
Speaker 2: says he finally found the one help. You heard it, Alexis.

641
00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:37,440
Speaker 2: There is already an issue that has sprung up in

642
00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:41,400
Speaker 2: this new relationship says Ryan. Welcome to the show.

643
00:31:41,880 --> 00:31:44,080
Speaker 6: Hey, how you guys doing good?

644
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:46,440
Speaker 4: How are you doing? Is the question?

645
00:31:47,400 --> 00:31:47,560
Speaker 8: Oh?

646
00:31:47,720 --> 00:31:49,959
Speaker 6: Could be better? Hopefully you guys can let me know

647
00:31:50,040 --> 00:31:53,160
Speaker 6: what I'm supposed to be doing here. I met a

648
00:31:53,160 --> 00:31:55,360
Speaker 6: girl off Hinge a few months ago, and I think

649
00:31:55,400 --> 00:31:57,080
Speaker 6: she's the one. But things are starting to get a

650
00:31:57,120 --> 00:31:57,640
Speaker 6: little weird.

651
00:31:59,240 --> 00:32:01,680
Speaker 1: Alexis, are you are you hyperventilating when you hear somebody

652
00:32:01,720 --> 00:32:02,080
Speaker 1: say that?

653
00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:02,600
Speaker 2: At?

654
00:32:03,560 --> 00:32:04,040
Speaker 4: Okay?

655
00:32:04,200 --> 00:32:05,560
Speaker 2: So what's the girl's name?

656
00:32:06,160 --> 00:32:11,920
Speaker 6: Her name Zia za Za? Okay, Yes, she's an awesome,

657
00:32:12,200 --> 00:32:15,000
Speaker 6: very funny, ambitious all I could ever really want.

658
00:32:15,320 --> 00:32:18,040
Speaker 4: Cool. I mean, this all sounds great. Are you are

659
00:32:18,040 --> 00:32:19,600
Speaker 4: you with her? Are you dating her?

660
00:32:20,080 --> 00:32:20,560
Speaker 5: Yeah? Yeah?

661
00:32:20,600 --> 00:32:22,920
Speaker 6: We I mean once we went out on our second

662
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:24,760
Speaker 6: or third date, I knew it was time to get

663
00:32:24,840 --> 00:32:26,840
Speaker 6: rid of all the other girls I'm just like hanging

664
00:32:26,920 --> 00:32:30,720
Speaker 6: out with. And she's like a little like at.

665
00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:31,960
Speaker 2: Least like a backup plan.

666
00:32:32,280 --> 00:32:34,720
Speaker 4: Did you hear him? She moved in last week?

667
00:32:34,800 --> 00:32:34,920
Speaker 6: What?

668
00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:37,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can still have somebody in like the lower

669
00:32:37,240 --> 00:32:38,360
Speaker 2: level or something else.

670
00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:42,480
Speaker 4: That's so exciting. Congratulations, Wow, thank you, thank you.

671
00:32:42,720 --> 00:32:45,320
Speaker 6: But the problem that I'm having is now that she's

672
00:32:45,640 --> 00:32:47,920
Speaker 6: living with me, she's like in my stuff, which like

673
00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:50,800
Speaker 6: if we all expect that to happen, it's her stuff too.

674
00:32:51,200 --> 00:32:53,800
Speaker 6: But she came across like an invoice for three hundred

675
00:32:53,880 --> 00:32:57,680
Speaker 6: dollars that I had laying around from a person in London.

676
00:32:57,720 --> 00:33:01,360
Speaker 6: I didn't want her to find one of those London escorts.

677
00:33:01,440 --> 00:33:04,760
Speaker 1: Why does it sound so skel Yeah, I don't want

678
00:33:04,760 --> 00:33:08,960
Speaker 1: to find Yeah, So wait, Zia found this invoice to

679
00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:10,320
Speaker 1: this guy in London.

680
00:33:10,600 --> 00:33:11,560
Speaker 2: What did you tell her?

681
00:33:12,440 --> 00:33:15,080
Speaker 6: I mean, I just I didn't want to lie to her.

682
00:33:15,120 --> 00:33:17,520
Speaker 6: So I basically just said I don't want to tell you.

683
00:33:19,760 --> 00:33:22,760
Speaker 10: I've never even thought that you want to lie to somebody, right,

684
00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:24,760
Speaker 10: you think of a story, You never just say I

685
00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:26,480
Speaker 10: do not want to answer.

686
00:33:26,720 --> 00:33:30,600
Speaker 4: So it's not it's an issue. It's your response that's

687
00:33:30,720 --> 00:33:31,320
Speaker 4: the problem.

688
00:33:31,600 --> 00:33:35,200
Speaker 2: It could be both. How did Zia react to that answer?

689
00:33:36,360 --> 00:33:38,960
Speaker 6: I mean it's been a few days since that happened

690
00:33:39,280 --> 00:33:40,920
Speaker 6: and she's been very quiet.

691
00:33:41,480 --> 00:33:44,240
Speaker 2: Well, you're holding something from her, Like what is the secret?

692
00:33:44,840 --> 00:33:45,280
Speaker 2: Do we know?

693
00:33:46,280 --> 00:33:49,560
Speaker 6: Yeah? I mean yeah, before I met her, for like

694
00:33:49,640 --> 00:33:52,680
Speaker 6: a year or so, I've been like really focused in

695
00:33:52,760 --> 00:33:56,560
Speaker 6: on like finding the one and I have, like I

696
00:33:56,600 --> 00:33:58,840
Speaker 6: have a couple of businesses that I run, so I've

697
00:33:58,840 --> 00:34:01,400
Speaker 6: been like super busy. I don't really have time to

698
00:34:01,520 --> 00:34:05,160
Speaker 6: like date and message people all the time. So I

699
00:34:05,240 --> 00:34:08,040
Speaker 6: actually hired a guy from London to run all of

700
00:34:08,080 --> 00:34:14,080
Speaker 6: my dating app profiles for me. Like remotely, I.

701
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:17,920
Speaker 4: Need that business model. I could totally not allowed to stop.

702
00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:22,359
Speaker 2: Stop trying to jump back into the dating to god, I.

703
00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:23,759
Speaker 4: Give three hundred bucks a month.

704
00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:26,120
Speaker 1: Can you imagine like you get ten clients, you're making

705
00:34:26,160 --> 00:34:27,200
Speaker 1: three grand Oh my god.

706
00:34:27,239 --> 00:34:29,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, but the point is getting dates, not losing them.

707
00:34:29,440 --> 00:34:33,960
Speaker 1: Bro, you know what that's called in this business security?

708
00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:35,319
Speaker 4: Business security?

709
00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:38,239
Speaker 2: So hold on, can you clarify, Ryan, what does this

710
00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:41,000
Speaker 2: guy do exactly for you on the dating apps?

711
00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:44,600
Speaker 6: So basically, he'll match up with women and message them,

712
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:46,040
Speaker 6: ris them up real.

713
00:34:45,920 --> 00:34:49,399
Speaker 1: Good, say we get passed to you at some point,

714
00:34:49,560 --> 00:34:50,800
Speaker 1: really funny.

715
00:34:50,520 --> 00:34:53,040
Speaker 6: So like sometimes we'll go on the date and like

716
00:34:53,160 --> 00:34:56,840
Speaker 6: I'll have to go back through messages to know exactly

717
00:34:56,880 --> 00:34:58,560
Speaker 6: like inside jokes and stuff.

718
00:34:58,760 --> 00:35:01,640
Speaker 2: Okay, wait, how long have you been doing this? Like

719
00:35:01,680 --> 00:35:06,239
Speaker 2: how many women have you met through this outsourced dater guy?

720
00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:09,640
Speaker 6: So I mean over the last year or so that

721
00:35:09,680 --> 00:35:13,080
Speaker 6: I've been using them, I'd say like seventy to eighty women.

722
00:35:13,440 --> 00:35:16,799
Speaker 1: Oh my Eh, that's crazy though, but it worked. I

723
00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:19,720
Speaker 1: mean it was money well invested if you found the one.

724
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:22,399
Speaker 1: You just don't want her to know because it'll come

725
00:35:22,440 --> 00:35:25,399
Speaker 1: off as I mean, it's not as a lie, like.

726
00:35:25,640 --> 00:35:27,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, what are you afraid of if you told her

727
00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:28,280
Speaker 2: the truth?

728
00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:31,640
Speaker 6: I don't know. I'm torn between telling the truth because like,

729
00:35:32,200 --> 00:35:34,760
Speaker 6: I don't know if she's going to be excited about

730
00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:38,279
Speaker 6: me lying to her about how we met, and like

731
00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:40,080
Speaker 6: the first few weeks weren't mean it.

732
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:41,280
Speaker 4: Feels like I'd be like a catfish.

733
00:35:41,560 --> 00:35:44,040
Speaker 10: Yeah, and even you backing away and not saying anything,

734
00:35:44,120 --> 00:35:45,880
Speaker 10: it feels like you're testing the trust.

735
00:35:46,080 --> 00:35:50,440
Speaker 4: I'd be mad, mad your sketched be mad, mad sketch,

736
00:35:50,520 --> 00:35:52,320
Speaker 4: and I'd be like, is the British guy that's typing hotter?

737
00:35:54,520 --> 00:35:57,160
Speaker 2: It's always You're on the fence now with whether or

738
00:35:57,200 --> 00:35:58,360
Speaker 2: not to tell her the truth?

739
00:35:58,360 --> 00:35:58,520
Speaker 5: Here?

740
00:35:58,600 --> 00:36:00,959
Speaker 2: What do you want from us during this call?

741
00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:04,239
Speaker 6: I mean, I just kind of want to know what

742
00:36:04,280 --> 00:36:07,320
Speaker 6: you guys think would work better, like telling the truth

743
00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:10,880
Speaker 6: telling her a lie. I just know I need to

744
00:36:10,920 --> 00:36:12,120
Speaker 6: do something like soon.

745
00:36:12,520 --> 00:36:15,600
Speaker 2: So we need to figure out in studio what your

746
00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:18,399
Speaker 2: best course of action is. Here do you call Zia

747
00:36:18,560 --> 00:36:21,680
Speaker 2: and tell her the truth that you hired a guy

748
00:36:21,719 --> 00:36:24,200
Speaker 2: to help meet her, or do we come up with

749
00:36:24,239 --> 00:36:26,560
Speaker 2: some sort of lie for where that three hundred dollars

750
00:36:26,600 --> 00:36:27,640
Speaker 2: invoice came from.

751
00:36:27,960 --> 00:36:30,120
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm a for either one. Whatever you guys think

752
00:36:30,160 --> 00:36:33,400
Speaker 6: is best.

753
00:36:32,680 --> 00:36:35,239
Speaker 2: Blind trust, I love that. Thank god, I don't have

754
00:36:35,239 --> 00:36:39,200
Speaker 2: to give advice on this one name. He's gonna be

755
00:36:39,239 --> 00:36:41,520
Speaker 2: up to Brook and Jose when we do your awkward

756
00:36:41,560 --> 00:36:46,759
Speaker 2: Tuesday phone call to your girlfriend right after this. It's awkward.

757
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:50,759
Speaker 8: It's Tuesday. It's awkward Tuesday phone call.

758
00:36:51,880 --> 00:36:55,359
Speaker 2: You've heard of truth or dare before, but today we're

759
00:36:55,400 --> 00:37:00,320
Speaker 2: playing truth or Lie because our hosts have been asked

760
00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:02,640
Speaker 2: to help one of our listeners, Ryan with a very

761
00:37:02,640 --> 00:37:05,719
Speaker 2: awkward situation that he's in. It's a new girlfriend who

762
00:37:05,800 --> 00:37:09,400
Speaker 2: just moved in after three months of dating, and she

763
00:37:09,520 --> 00:37:14,080
Speaker 2: came across a mysterious invoice for three hundred dollars and

764
00:37:14,120 --> 00:37:18,080
Speaker 2: she asked Ryan what is this? His reply, I don't

765
00:37:18,080 --> 00:37:21,520
Speaker 2: think I want to tell you. Because the truth that

766
00:37:21,560 --> 00:37:24,319
Speaker 2: we found out is Ryan hired a guy over in

767
00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:27,440
Speaker 2: London to take over his dating profile for a year,

768
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:32,160
Speaker 2: matching with women, chatting them up, arranging dates for Ryan

769
00:37:32,320 --> 00:37:33,680
Speaker 2: because he was a little bit too busy to do

770
00:37:33,719 --> 00:37:36,480
Speaker 2: it for himself. Now his girlfriend doesn't know that, so

771
00:37:36,719 --> 00:37:39,360
Speaker 2: it's on us now to help him decide. Do we

772
00:37:39,520 --> 00:37:42,720
Speaker 2: tell his girlfriend the truth oh about that three hundred

773
00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:46,239
Speaker 2: dollars invoice, or do we help him lie about what

774
00:37:46,320 --> 00:37:49,640
Speaker 2: the invoice was really for? Jose what's your advice for him?

775
00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:52,239
Speaker 10: Well, you're obviously a horrible liar, so I think we

776
00:37:52,280 --> 00:37:53,279
Speaker 10: shouldn't make you lie.

777
00:37:53,480 --> 00:37:54,480
Speaker 3: We should focus on.

778
00:37:54,440 --> 00:37:57,040
Speaker 10: The truth and just focus on her being the one

779
00:37:57,120 --> 00:37:58,480
Speaker 10: bro and all fall into place.

780
00:37:58,719 --> 00:38:01,480
Speaker 4: That's not answering the question about what the invoice was about.

781
00:38:01,640 --> 00:38:02,680
Speaker 3: So I said tell the truth.

782
00:38:02,719 --> 00:38:04,759
Speaker 2: So your advice is tell the truth.

783
00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:08,840
Speaker 4: Tell the truth, but focus on her.

784
00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:11,200
Speaker 2: More Brook, Is your advice different than that you think

785
00:38:11,200 --> 00:38:11,839
Speaker 2: he should lie?

786
00:38:11,960 --> 00:38:14,640
Speaker 4: No, I think we should go truth light is what

787
00:38:14,680 --> 00:38:15,359
Speaker 4: I'm gonna call it.

788
00:38:15,440 --> 00:38:17,720
Speaker 2: Truth is right, the diet truth?

789
00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:18,320
Speaker 4: Yeah?

790
00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:21,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, because nobody wants to find out that the

791
00:38:21,520 --> 00:38:24,440
Speaker 1: person that they were dming for weeks before they.

792
00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:28,280
Speaker 4: Met up was a fake, right, Like that would feel

793
00:38:28,360 --> 00:38:28,960
Speaker 4: so bad.

794
00:38:29,120 --> 00:38:31,680
Speaker 1: So all you need to tell her is, oh my god,

795
00:38:31,840 --> 00:38:34,920
Speaker 1: I hired a personal matchmaker. I was embarrassed to tell you,

796
00:38:35,160 --> 00:38:36,960
Speaker 1: Thank god I met you, and.

797
00:38:36,920 --> 00:38:40,040
Speaker 13: Then leave all the dirty details about the d MS,

798
00:38:40,239 --> 00:38:44,800
Speaker 13: about the daty naps. All of that out though, especially

799
00:38:44,840 --> 00:38:47,280
Speaker 13: don't include the seventy to eighty women that you went out.

800
00:38:47,080 --> 00:38:50,320
Speaker 2: With much that it could make you seem more high profile.

801
00:38:50,360 --> 00:38:51,400
Speaker 2: But Ryan, what do you think?

802
00:38:52,239 --> 00:38:55,160
Speaker 6: I do think I'm just gonna go with the honest

803
00:38:55,280 --> 00:38:57,799
Speaker 6: truth here because I, like you said, I'm not doing

804
00:38:57,920 --> 00:38:59,040
Speaker 6: very good lying.

805
00:38:58,880 --> 00:39:01,000
Speaker 2: Okay, And I do think there was something useful in

806
00:39:01,040 --> 00:39:03,959
Speaker 2: what jose said, Like the whole reason that you did

807
00:39:03,960 --> 00:39:06,600
Speaker 2: this wasn't to meet as many women as possible. It

808
00:39:06,640 --> 00:39:11,200
Speaker 2: was to help you find the one.

809
00:39:09,600 --> 00:39:11,880
Speaker 4: Seventy to eighty women. It doesn't feel like that.

810
00:39:11,920 --> 00:39:14,319
Speaker 2: If you say it, well, book, it's gonna come out

811
00:39:14,400 --> 00:39:16,279
Speaker 2: that he met other women during this.

812
00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:19,080
Speaker 4: Well, I'm just saying we don't need to delve into numbers.

813
00:39:19,160 --> 00:39:22,280
Speaker 1: I'm just advising him to stay away from the details

814
00:39:22,280 --> 00:39:23,920
Speaker 1: that she really doesn't need to know.

815
00:39:24,120 --> 00:39:24,799
Speaker 2: That's a good point.

816
00:39:24,920 --> 00:39:27,920
Speaker 6: Yeah, I think I'll stay away from that until I'm

817
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:28,800
Speaker 6: asked the number.

818
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:33,640
Speaker 2: There you go give the number. Thousand should be impressed,

819
00:39:33,680 --> 00:39:36,600
Speaker 2: and women always round down their numbers.

820
00:39:36,680 --> 00:39:40,920
Speaker 4: I don't give numbers.

821
00:39:39,160 --> 00:39:42,200
Speaker 2: Because nobody can count that high. So here we go, Ryan,

822
00:39:42,360 --> 00:39:44,799
Speaker 2: we got your back in case you need it, Good luck.

823
00:39:44,840 --> 00:39:47,480
Speaker 2: I'm dialing your girlfriend's number right now. Here we go.

824
00:39:57,120 --> 00:40:01,959
Speaker 6: Hello, Hey, babe, calling from work. Just wanted to check

825
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:09,480
Speaker 6: in with you. How's your dad going? Hi? How's your

826
00:40:09,520 --> 00:40:10,000
Speaker 6: dad going?

827
00:40:11,760 --> 00:40:14,520
Speaker 11: It's okay, what's that.

828
00:40:16,600 --> 00:40:19,840
Speaker 6: I just needed to talk to you about what happened

829
00:40:19,880 --> 00:40:26,160
Speaker 6: the other night. Okay, I know I said I didn't

830
00:40:26,200 --> 00:40:32,719
Speaker 6: want to tell you about the invoice. Yeah I remember, Yeah, yeah,

831
00:40:32,920 --> 00:40:36,080
Speaker 6: I was just embarrassed, and I know now that since

832
00:40:36,080 --> 00:40:38,560
Speaker 6: you mean so much to me, I just want to

833
00:40:38,560 --> 00:40:41,520
Speaker 6: make sure that I'm upfront and honest with you about it.

834
00:40:43,640 --> 00:40:49,160
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, this is like sounding kind of scary now

835
00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:50,520
Speaker 1: with all the bills up.

836
00:40:51,920 --> 00:40:55,880
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I know. I'll tell you this. In the

837
00:40:56,000 --> 00:41:00,440
Speaker 6: last year, I've just been looking for the one, and

838
00:41:00,800 --> 00:41:03,960
Speaker 6: uh I believe that that one is definitely you.

839
00:41:06,160 --> 00:41:06,640
Speaker 11: Mm hmmm.

840
00:41:07,960 --> 00:41:08,080
Speaker 2: Uh.

841
00:41:09,040 --> 00:41:11,879
Speaker 6: But but you know how busy I am with both

842
00:41:11,880 --> 00:41:15,840
Speaker 6: of my companies, you know, yes, yes, I get it.

843
00:41:15,920 --> 00:41:20,600
Speaker 6: You're a busy guy, I know. So that's why I

844
00:41:20,760 --> 00:41:25,160
Speaker 6: hired someone from overseas to run my dating apps for me.

845
00:41:27,360 --> 00:41:31,400
Speaker 11: Hold on, wait, what are you talking about?

846
00:41:31,560 --> 00:41:33,280
Speaker 6: You did what?

847
00:41:33,280 --> 00:41:33,480
Speaker 8: What?

848
00:41:33,920 --> 00:41:37,680
Speaker 6: What? So there's a guy in London. So his job

849
00:41:37,760 --> 00:41:40,799
Speaker 6: is to match with girls for me and then have

850
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:42,799
Speaker 6: chats leading up to the date.

851
00:41:43,880 --> 00:41:47,640
Speaker 11: Oh, oh my god, Oh my god.

852
00:41:49,280 --> 00:41:51,799
Speaker 6: I'm just trying to be honest here with you.

853
00:41:52,040 --> 00:41:54,920
Speaker 11: Wait, hold on, but wait, you said have chat.

854
00:41:55,680 --> 00:42:00,479
Speaker 6: So you and me talked for.

855
00:42:00,400 --> 00:42:02,279
Speaker 11: A long time before we went out.

856
00:42:02,320 --> 00:42:06,640
Speaker 6: It was like weeks and I feel uh, I feel

857
00:42:06,640 --> 00:42:09,400
Speaker 6: bad about that because it wasn't me.

858
00:42:10,040 --> 00:42:14,080
Speaker 11: Wait, are you hitting me? I cannot believe that you

859
00:42:14,120 --> 00:42:14,920
Speaker 11: didn't tell me this.

860
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:19,680
Speaker 6: I know, I know, but look, I'm I'm you know, so.

861
00:42:19,680 --> 00:42:21,600
Speaker 11: I fell in love with a different guy.

862
00:42:22,520 --> 00:42:26,000
Speaker 6: No, no, No, that was my actual picture there and all

863
00:42:26,040 --> 00:42:28,399
Speaker 6: of my hobbies and everything. It's just.

864
00:42:29,960 --> 00:42:31,840
Speaker 11: I know it was your picture because I know what

865
00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:35,279
Speaker 11: you look like. You do you understand that I sent

866
00:42:35,560 --> 00:42:39,000
Speaker 11: what I thought was you an inappropriate picture?

867
00:42:40,840 --> 00:42:41,279
Speaker 2: You did?

868
00:42:42,520 --> 00:42:42,759
Speaker 1: Yes?

869
00:42:43,880 --> 00:42:56,920
Speaker 6: Oh? I never got that.

870
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:52,799
Speaker 4: Of course he did.

871
00:42:54,080 --> 00:42:56,320
Speaker 1: What do you think the benefits of running other people's

872
00:42:56,400 --> 00:42:57,440
Speaker 1: daty profiles are?

873
00:42:57,520 --> 00:42:57,600
Speaker 8: For?

874
00:43:00,160 --> 00:43:00,359
Speaker 13: God?

875
00:43:00,880 --> 00:43:01,440
Speaker 11: Excuse me?

876
00:43:01,800 --> 00:43:02,560
Speaker 6: What is this.

877
00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:07,960
Speaker 2: Another surprised Yeah, welcome to the radio show Broke and

878
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:10,279
Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the morning. You're on with us for an

879
00:43:10,320 --> 00:43:11,640
Speaker 2: awkward Tuesday phone.

880
00:43:11,400 --> 00:43:16,560
Speaker 1: Call, and your boyfriend is terrible at delivering bad sensitive news.

881
00:43:17,080 --> 00:43:18,520
Speaker 2: Okay, diet truth over there.

882
00:43:18,760 --> 00:43:22,239
Speaker 4: Well, like he's like saying it with a smile on

883
00:43:22,320 --> 00:43:22,760
Speaker 4: his face.

884
00:43:24,080 --> 00:43:26,960
Speaker 2: They're on the phone here, and we're trying to be

885
00:43:27,040 --> 00:43:31,600
Speaker 2: helpful to Ryan in this situation, Zia, because he felt

886
00:43:31,719 --> 00:43:35,200
Speaker 2: very uncomfortable with what happened when you found the invoice.

887
00:43:35,400 --> 00:43:37,440
Speaker 2: He wasn't sure whether or not he wanted to tell

888
00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:38,440
Speaker 2: you the truth.

889
00:43:38,360 --> 00:43:40,640
Speaker 4: Because he was buried. I mean, he loves you, he

890
00:43:40,719 --> 00:43:41,319
Speaker 4: really does.

891
00:43:42,400 --> 00:43:42,879
Speaker 2: He does.

892
00:43:43,480 --> 00:43:46,840
Speaker 11: He does, right, But the guy I was connecting with

893
00:43:47,160 --> 00:43:50,359
Speaker 11: wasn't you. And that explains why on the first date

894
00:43:50,440 --> 00:43:54,040
Speaker 11: he seems really confused when I was like talking about

895
00:43:54,080 --> 00:43:56,280
Speaker 11: things that we had talked about in depth.

896
00:43:57,400 --> 00:43:59,359
Speaker 6: Yeah, but that's in the past. We're good now.

897
00:44:00,200 --> 00:44:03,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, you though, you didn't even take the time to

898
00:44:03,360 --> 00:44:06,320
Speaker 1: read through old d ms between the guy you hired

899
00:44:06,360 --> 00:44:08,080
Speaker 1: and heard so that you knew what you were saying

900
00:44:08,120 --> 00:44:09,399
Speaker 1: on a date, just.

901
00:44:09,320 --> 00:44:12,120
Speaker 6: To be fair, and I mean fair to me. I

902
00:44:12,160 --> 00:44:13,959
Speaker 6: was going on a lot of dates, so.

903
00:44:16,120 --> 00:44:20,480
Speaker 11: Yeah, wait, you were going on a lot of dates

904
00:44:21,840 --> 00:44:25,279
Speaker 11: in London. Was chatting up all these women for you?

905
00:44:25,400 --> 00:44:27,880
Speaker 11: Just be you.

906
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:30,080
Speaker 6: He led me see you.

907
00:44:31,719 --> 00:44:35,000
Speaker 11: And yeah, and he's got my picture for his.

908
00:44:35,160 --> 00:44:40,800
Speaker 4: Thank Oh.

909
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:42,400
Speaker 2: It's a compliment that he kept it. If anything. So

910
00:44:43,239 --> 00:44:47,400
Speaker 2: the work that we haven't mentioned is after he met Uzia,

911
00:44:47,840 --> 00:44:51,440
Speaker 2: Ryan got rid of the other guy, completely broke contact

912
00:44:51,440 --> 00:44:54,160
Speaker 2: with any other woman that he was talking to because

913
00:44:54,200 --> 00:44:57,600
Speaker 2: he was that. Yes, that's what I think we really

914
00:44:57,640 --> 00:45:00,120
Speaker 2: need to focus on. No matter what Brooks says, we

915
00:45:00,120 --> 00:45:02,000
Speaker 2: don't want to focus on all the other women that

916
00:45:02,080 --> 00:45:02,480
Speaker 2: he was with.

917
00:45:02,680 --> 00:45:06,520
Speaker 1: I know, we don't want to focus on that.

918
00:45:06,800 --> 00:45:07,200
Speaker 5: Hold on.

919
00:45:07,320 --> 00:45:09,520
Speaker 11: I just there is a big piece here and that

920
00:45:09,600 --> 00:45:12,080
Speaker 11: I just need to understand. The invoice that I saw

921
00:45:12,440 --> 00:45:16,480
Speaker 11: was from a previous month, and you like, that's done.

922
00:45:17,400 --> 00:45:20,000
Speaker 6: Yeah ever since? Yeah, as soon as I met you

923
00:45:20,160 --> 00:45:22,680
Speaker 6: and knew that it was over for everything else, I

924
00:45:22,760 --> 00:45:23,880
Speaker 6: canceled with that guy.

925
00:45:24,040 --> 00:45:26,960
Speaker 2: And yeah, you.

926
00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:30,160
Speaker 1: Could tell by this conversation how good he is at communicating,

927
00:45:30,280 --> 00:45:30,560
Speaker 1: could you.

928
00:45:31,560 --> 00:45:31,719
Speaker 7: Yeah.

929
00:45:31,800 --> 00:45:33,800
Speaker 2: If the guy didn't step in for him, you probably

930
00:45:33,920 --> 00:45:36,000
Speaker 2: never would have met each other, and that would have

931
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:38,600
Speaker 2: been the big tragedy. And I look, we're running out

932
00:45:38,600 --> 00:45:41,400
Speaker 2: of time. I know this news alone is never anything

933
00:45:41,400 --> 00:45:44,920
Speaker 2: you expected. You probably need more time to process this.

934
00:45:45,200 --> 00:45:49,080
Speaker 2: But my suggestion is just hang out with Ryan a

935
00:45:49,120 --> 00:45:52,120
Speaker 2: little bit more and maybe down the road someday this

936
00:45:52,160 --> 00:45:54,480
Speaker 2: could end up being a really really funny story. They

937
00:45:54,480 --> 00:46:00,520
Speaker 2: live together, so at least hang out. You're early in

938
00:46:00,560 --> 00:46:03,640
Speaker 2: the relationship. Learn more about each.

939
00:46:03,480 --> 00:46:08,959
Speaker 6: Othereah Okay, I'm not really sure how to respond to all.

940
00:46:08,920 --> 00:46:11,160
Speaker 11: This, but yes, Ryan, you and I are going to

941
00:46:11,200 --> 00:46:12,279
Speaker 11: have a long.

942
00:46:12,239 --> 00:46:15,240
Speaker 6: Chat well forever to talk.

943
00:46:15,800 --> 00:46:18,680
Speaker 2: Yes, and now you can retake that photo and send

944
00:46:18,680 --> 00:46:19,440
Speaker 2: it to Ryan.

945
00:46:19,280 --> 00:46:23,400
Speaker 4: Directly, who I wouldn't suggest that, Okay.

946
00:46:23,320 --> 00:46:25,160
Speaker 2: Send it to the back to the guy again, the

947
00:46:25,160 --> 00:46:25,680
Speaker 2: guy forward.

948
00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:30,040
Speaker 4: Now, now, who's the one that's being detrimental?

949
00:46:31,760 --> 00:46:33,320
Speaker 8: Brook and Jeffrey In the morning.

950
00:46:40,280 --> 00:46:44,000
Speaker 2: We got Wayne back on the show today. The last

951
00:46:44,040 --> 00:46:47,520
Speaker 2: time he played, he tied you Brook. And how did

952
00:46:47,520 --> 00:46:51,200
Speaker 2: he get over that shame by spending all summer long

953
00:46:51,280 --> 00:46:56,640
Speaker 2: attending music festivals listening to eighty m music, staying completely

954
00:46:56,840 --> 00:46:58,400
Speaker 2: sober the entire time.

955
00:46:58,760 --> 00:47:00,120
Speaker 4: I'm sure that's the case.

956
00:47:00,080 --> 00:47:00,680
Speaker 5: Isn't that right?

957
00:47:00,719 --> 00:47:01,239
Speaker 2: Wayne?

958
00:47:02,160 --> 00:47:02,399
Speaker 12: Yeah?

959
00:47:02,920 --> 00:47:03,560
Speaker 8: No comment?

960
00:47:03,719 --> 00:47:04,919
Speaker 2: Yeah, is this.

961
00:47:04,920 --> 00:47:09,040
Speaker 4: Music so enjoyable? Win totally sober? I just loved the home.

962
00:47:09,160 --> 00:47:10,880
Speaker 4: Put on some medium and relax.

963
00:47:11,080 --> 00:47:12,799
Speaker 2: Wayne uses to fall asleep.

964
00:47:13,040 --> 00:47:14,439
Speaker 3: Yeah, don't forget the crazy lights.

965
00:47:14,560 --> 00:47:14,759
Speaker 8: Yeah?

966
00:47:14,800 --> 00:47:18,520
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, Dwayne. How are your ears doing today?

967
00:47:18,560 --> 00:47:24,319
Speaker 2: They still working? Okay, this might be a little bit

968
00:47:24,360 --> 00:47:26,000
Speaker 2: of a rough game, but let's give it a shot.

969
00:47:26,040 --> 00:47:28,239
Speaker 2: Brook's gonna leave the studio and I'm gonna go over

970
00:47:28,280 --> 00:47:29,800
Speaker 2: the rules so we can get to the game. You

971
00:47:29,880 --> 00:47:32,440
Speaker 2: got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.

972
00:47:32,560 --> 00:47:33,880
Speaker 2: If you don't know when, you can say past. But

973
00:47:33,920 --> 00:47:35,560
Speaker 2: you have to beat her outright if you want to win.

974
00:47:36,040 --> 00:47:37,360
Speaker 2: How we doing? Are we ready?

975
00:47:38,040 --> 00:47:38,520
Speaker 6: I'm good?

976
00:47:38,600 --> 00:47:41,520
Speaker 2: Good luck, my man. Your time starts now. Two huge

977
00:47:41,560 --> 00:47:44,439
Speaker 2: TV shows debuted around this day in nineteen ninety, which

978
00:47:44,480 --> 00:47:47,239
Speaker 2: came first The X Files or Fresh Prince of bel Air.

979
00:47:49,080 --> 00:47:52,080
Speaker 2: Walt Disney famously said, if you can dream it, you

980
00:47:52,200 --> 00:47:52,880
Speaker 2: can what.

981
00:47:54,520 --> 00:47:54,839
Speaker 7: Do it?

982
00:47:55,280 --> 00:48:02,200
Speaker 2: Which US state translates to the word mountain in Spanish.

983
00:48:02,320 --> 00:48:08,040
Speaker 2: What superhero has the nickname the Green Goliath coal is

984
00:48:08,080 --> 00:48:14,960
Speaker 2: made up almost entirely of what element? Okay, Wayne, that's okay.

985
00:48:15,040 --> 00:48:17,520
Speaker 2: Brooks's gonna come back into the studio, says on my

986
00:48:17,600 --> 00:48:21,879
Speaker 2: screener here that you work as an airplane mechanic for

987
00:48:21,920 --> 00:48:26,680
Speaker 2: the last year and a half. This is true, Okay, awesome?

988
00:48:26,760 --> 00:48:29,080
Speaker 3: You ever fixed the alternator on one of those bad boys?

989
00:48:29,160 --> 00:48:33,240
Speaker 3: Or what oil chain? What's it like?

990
00:48:33,560 --> 00:48:34,640
Speaker 6: Strictly hydraulics?

991
00:48:35,880 --> 00:48:37,719
Speaker 4: Would that be so sweet if they'd be like, hey,

992
00:48:37,719 --> 00:48:40,520
Speaker 4: pilot's pop the hood. The latch is right under the wheel.

993
00:48:41,680 --> 00:48:43,600
Speaker 2: And why do I picture when he said hydraulics a

994
00:48:43,640 --> 00:48:45,000
Speaker 2: plane like bouncing down?

995
00:48:47,680 --> 00:48:48,759
Speaker 6: I don't do my job right?

996
00:48:49,880 --> 00:48:50,840
Speaker 2: Your job right?

997
00:48:51,280 --> 00:48:53,080
Speaker 3: They try to land and they just bounce back up.

998
00:48:53,120 --> 00:48:57,240
Speaker 4: The only cool if it's to the beat of the music.

999
00:48:58,480 --> 00:49:00,759
Speaker 2: Now, Brooke, it's your turn. Are you ready? Your time

1000
00:49:00,800 --> 00:49:04,239
Speaker 2: starts now. Two huge TV shows debuted around this day

1001
00:49:04,480 --> 00:49:07,560
Speaker 2: in nineteen ninety, which came first The X Files or

1002
00:49:07,600 --> 00:49:08,400
Speaker 2: Fresh Prince.

1003
00:49:08,200 --> 00:49:10,160
Speaker 4: Of bel Air Ooh x Files.

1004
00:49:10,239 --> 00:49:13,120
Speaker 2: Walt Disney famously said, if you can dream it, you

1005
00:49:13,239 --> 00:49:17,319
Speaker 2: can What be it, which US state translates to the

1006
00:49:17,320 --> 00:49:21,640
Speaker 2: word mountain in Spanish Montana. What superhero has the nickname

1007
00:49:21,719 --> 00:49:26,440
Speaker 2: the Green Goliath Hulk Cole is made up almost entirely

1008
00:49:26,480 --> 00:49:29,560
Speaker 2: of what element carbon. In the nineteen seventies, a place

1009
00:49:29,640 --> 00:49:31,680
Speaker 2: kicker for the Raiders broke the record for the oldest

1010
00:49:31,800 --> 00:49:33,600
Speaker 2: NFL player. How old was he?

1011
00:49:33,760 --> 00:49:37,040
Speaker 4: Oh, that's cool? Sixty five.

1012
00:49:40,719 --> 00:49:42,359
Speaker 2: He came out on a wheelchair.

1013
00:49:42,719 --> 00:49:46,640
Speaker 14: Let's uh, he's let's go the scoreboard to see you

1014
00:49:46,680 --> 00:49:53,560
Speaker 14: bolted with Jose drab rocking thro windows.

1015
00:49:53,920 --> 00:49:54,120
Speaker 4: Jose.

1016
00:49:54,880 --> 00:49:58,760
Speaker 10: All right, Wayne, ak Lil Wayne, I call you got.

1017
00:49:58,600 --> 00:49:59,920
Speaker 3: You correct to a he call.

1018
00:50:01,960 --> 00:50:02,280
Speaker 8: Brook.

1019
00:50:02,400 --> 00:50:03,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, you got one.

1020
00:50:03,719 --> 00:50:06,120
Speaker 4: Extra question in it, and I think that last one mattered.

1021
00:50:06,160 --> 00:50:10,160
Speaker 3: You didn't need it. You got three.

1022
00:50:10,400 --> 00:50:13,680
Speaker 2: It's back to the EDM Festivals degree for you. Wayne.

1023
00:50:13,760 --> 00:50:16,680
Speaker 2: Let's go over the answers for everybody. Two huge TV

1024
00:50:16,719 --> 00:50:20,239
Speaker 2: shows debut around this day in nineteen ninety between X

1025
00:50:20,280 --> 00:50:23,440
Speaker 2: Files and Fresh Prince of bel Air. Fresh Prince was

1026
00:50:23,600 --> 00:50:28,320
Speaker 2: first on September tenth. X Files came out three years later.

1027
00:50:28,440 --> 00:50:31,239
Speaker 2: Walt Disney famously said, if you can dream it, you

1028
00:50:31,360 --> 00:50:33,520
Speaker 2: can do it. Oh not be it.

1029
00:50:33,640 --> 00:50:34,520
Speaker 4: I wanted to be it.

1030
00:50:34,760 --> 00:50:38,120
Speaker 2: Nope, you gotta do it. US State translates to Mountain

1031
00:50:38,280 --> 00:50:41,320
Speaker 2: is Montana. The superhero with the nickname the Green Goliath

1032
00:50:41,440 --> 00:50:44,560
Speaker 2: is the Hulk. Cole is mostly made out of carbon

1033
00:50:45,040 --> 00:50:48,799
Speaker 2: and the oldest NFL player ever was a placekicker for

1034
00:50:48,840 --> 00:50:52,040
Speaker 2: the Raiders. He was forty eight years old when he

1035
00:50:52,120 --> 00:50:54,960
Speaker 2: played his last game in nineteen seventy six.

1036
00:50:55,040 --> 00:50:58,080
Speaker 4: I wanted to that, yeah.

1037
00:50:57,440 --> 00:51:00,319
Speaker 2: Now, Wayne, Unfortunately it was not enough to be Brooke.

1038
00:51:00,400 --> 00:51:02,920
Speaker 2: But just for playing, we are giving you a fifty

1039
00:51:02,960 --> 00:51:06,759
Speaker 2: dollars Burger King gift card. Burger King is inviting guests

1040
00:51:06,760 --> 00:51:09,920
Speaker 2: to embrace the heat with the all new Fiery Menu

1041
00:51:10,040 --> 00:51:13,799
Speaker 2: featuring the Fiery Bacon Whopper, Fiery Strawberry and Sprite made

1042
00:51:13,800 --> 00:51:17,040
Speaker 2: with Fiery Strawberry pure, and more for a limited time

1043
00:51:17,120 --> 00:51:18,759
Speaker 2: at participating in US restaurants.

1044
00:51:19,880 --> 00:51:22,160
Speaker 6: Awesome, thank you. I'm gonna have to eat it all

1045
00:51:22,200 --> 00:51:24,480
Speaker 6: in one sitting to get away from my sadness.

1046
00:51:24,840 --> 00:51:28,480
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, it makes sense. It's hard to lose, isn't it.

1047
00:51:28,520 --> 00:51:30,120
Speaker 7: Wayne.

1048
00:51:30,600 --> 00:51:32,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think that was a cry, not a laugh.

1049
00:51:33,160 --> 00:51:34,359
Speaker 2: Oh.

1050
00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:36,479
Speaker 10: At least you know, if you ever want to get away,

1051
00:51:36,520 --> 00:51:38,600
Speaker 10: you can just climb up into the luggage container and

1052
00:51:38,640 --> 00:51:39,640
Speaker 10: just go anywhere in the world.

1053
00:51:39,680 --> 00:51:41,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, we take a flight wherever you want.

1054
00:51:41,239 --> 00:51:43,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, nobody will notice, right, No.

1055
00:51:43,239 --> 00:51:46,359
Speaker 2: Nobody notice. Hey, way, and welcome back on the show

1056
00:51:46,360 --> 00:51:49,000
Speaker 2: to compete anytime you want. Okay, man, thank you, all right,

1057
00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:51,320
Speaker 2: we'll be back to you Windbrooks Bucks, same time tomorrow,

1058
00:51:51,640 --> 00:51:51,920
Speaker 2: brook

1059
00:51:51,960 --> 00:51:53,960
Speaker 8: And Jeffrey in the morning.