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Speaker 1: Welcome to this is important a production of I heart radio,

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Speaker 1: the show where we only talk about what's obviously most

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Speaker 1: crucially integral to the fabric of our very nature. Today

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Speaker 1: we talk about ice cream, sand butchers. Don't salute me, motherfucker.

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Speaker 1: D I I nation. Count me down as a breakfast buzz.

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Speaker 1: Here we go. Start Your engines ring, minging, Ming, Ming, Ming, Ming, Ming, Ming, Ming, Ming, Ming, Ming, Ming, Ming, Ming, Ming,

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Speaker 1: m mink. Okay, morning, T I I nation. Yea. Yeah, baby,

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Speaker 1: this might be our earliest record yet, not for Adam

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Speaker 1: Adams in a different time zone, but ders in myself,

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Speaker 1: who can still hear the you can still here the

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Speaker 1: fur in my voice. Here the sleepies. Are You got?

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Speaker 1: How are we doing? It is it's not am, it's

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Speaker 1: not squirrely early. And you guys have children. So I

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Speaker 1: was thinking maybe that's a regular dad time to be

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Speaker 1: up and about and moving and shaken, but now you're still.

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Speaker 1: This is when we go back to bed. Yeah, there's

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Speaker 1: go back in the cave, baby, catch a couple more

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Speaker 1: Z um. And what is squirrely early? What is that

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Speaker 1: squirrely early? Uh, like, for me it's the like six am.

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Speaker 1: That's that's early. Early, I agree. And then, and then

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Speaker 1: you get up. I've been having early calls all this week,

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Speaker 1: so I'm wide awake, you know, because I've been I've

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Speaker 1: been getting up at like four or five am. So

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Speaker 1: last week I was getting up at three something to

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Speaker 1: get picked up at four am for work. That's terrible, Yucky,

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Speaker 1: because then we had to drive an hour to get

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Speaker 1: we needed that daylight, um daylight, dependent, bitch chasing daylight.

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Speaker 1: And then I just got on that clock where I

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Speaker 1: was like I didn't have to wake up, and then

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Speaker 1: woke up. It for like ready to rock. Where's my ride?

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Speaker 1: I feel like I do that for like three days

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Speaker 1: and then and then I'm like this is who I

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Speaker 1: get so much done. And then the weekend hits and

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Speaker 1: even though I woke up at like five am that Friday,

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Speaker 1: I still will stay up till two am, like falling

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Speaker 1: asleep in my Ashland Hard Seltzer, okay, in my villager spirits,

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Speaker 1: just hanging on. And then the next day I wake

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Speaker 1: up at ten am, like a fucking asshole. I can't

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Speaker 1: do it. Yeah, it's rough. It's really rough out there.

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Speaker 1: For for go hard like you and Blake. Are You hungover?

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Speaker 1: You're wearing sunglasses. Just joining us now, listeners, he's wearing shades. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm glad you guys asked. I got a little merch

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Speaker 1: drop from front one of my favorite companies, buzzing baby.

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Speaker 1: It might be nine am muzzballs. Buzzballs are buzzball is

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Speaker 1: a sponsor of the podcast or you? You just are

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Speaker 1: wrapping them. This is an unofficial sponsor. I also got wait.

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Speaker 1: Hold that up please, just so we get the screen shot.

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Speaker 1: See The merch. They want to see the merch. I'm

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Speaker 1: buzzing baby. Well, why aren't they a sponsor? Well, I'll

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Speaker 1: tell you what. I definitely am sitting on one case.

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Speaker 1: Oh my God, I'm sitting on a two cases of

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Speaker 1: buzzballs over there. So the bit is now real. We're

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Speaker 1: talking forty dollars. We're talking value upwards, upwards of thirty

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Speaker 1: five to forty dollars worth of Merchemer is is. I

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Speaker 1: didn't throw them in the fridge, so I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Should I do? The earliest recorded buzz ball in history? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: because you take your time. Go get to IUS have

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Speaker 1: a morning room temp buzz ball and let people know

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Speaker 1: how how it tastes. It's and is that a buzz

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Speaker 1: ball's denim cap? It is. Yes. And if I know Blake,

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Speaker 1: you know, and I'm not trying to throw a shade

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Speaker 1: this early in the morning, but you are one of

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Speaker 1: my most frugal friends. Okay, that ain't no problem with that.

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Speaker 1: And this is this is downstairs. This isn't on the

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Speaker 1: main floor that you're recording this podcast from. So Uh.

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Speaker 1: And I know it's been like an unbelievable heat wave

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Speaker 1: A C? Because Not Blake was known. Blake was known

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Speaker 1: for not running the A C because of because he's

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Speaker 1: a cheap is it is? It's running, is it? It's

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Speaker 1: already hot here. Oh yeah, it's already hot as and

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Speaker 1: you're not running the a C where you are. But

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Speaker 1: it's so no, not during peak hours, because newsom said

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Speaker 1: you can't run it during peak hours. So I'm flexing

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Speaker 1: my power, baby. You notice when he said all that, though,

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Speaker 1: the coldest motherfucking Skyeah. He was like wearing like a fleece.

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Speaker 1: He was probably at French laundry having a nine thousand

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Speaker 1: The rock with Nicholas Cage and Sean Connery? I don't know, Adam,

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Speaker 1: do you remember the Rock? I guess it sounds familiar. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I feel like I remember the most seminal film of

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Speaker 1: of the movie is like somebody is it Ed Harris

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Speaker 1: has like a nuke or something. Remember. Okay, but remember

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Speaker 1: how they open the fucking missile and their them little

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Speaker 1: green balls are in there and it's all buzz balls. Baby,

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Speaker 1: I'm on the rock over here. Baby, listen. If you're

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Speaker 1: if you're listening to this and you've got capabilities with

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Speaker 1: C G I, you already know the assignment. We need

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Speaker 1: the rock clip. Come on, Internet T I, I nation

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Speaker 1: get here. All the news. Hey, I'm about to hit

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Speaker 1: the rock. Baby. Can you imagine the production meeting where

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Speaker 1: the props guys come in and they're like you're gonna

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Speaker 1: And they open it up and it's those little Bangley

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Speaker 1: They're like, what is it? What are the green balls?

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Speaker 1: They goes like venomous, you know venomous. The directors like,

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Speaker 1: what's the deal with this, this contraption, and he's like look,

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Speaker 1: I was on the phone til three am last night

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Speaker 1: with Nick Cage. This is all his idea. I had

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Speaker 1: Can we just do it? Otherwise Nick's gonna be up

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Speaker 1: Sean's gonna have to talk him off the ledge. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'M gonna buzz. You got a Sean Connery Right, Blake,

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Speaker 1: Oh do? Why? How? How didn't SNL JUST NAB YOU UP, dragonheart?

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Speaker 1: How did they not swoop you when you were like

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Speaker 1: twenty four years old? I don't get it with talent

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Speaker 1: like that. Yeah, man, you've got to fund the Prom Queen. Hey,

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Speaker 1: that's not bad. That's pretty good. Double Seven, Doggie, you're

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Speaker 1: the man now, Doggie. See, that's how I do impressions.

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Speaker 1: I just say I have to say, like where you

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Speaker 1: would be like double o seven, I'm that might have

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Speaker 1: to name a couple of films. You're like double low seven, seven,

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Speaker 1: it's me, Pierce. I found forrest. I found forrest, I

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Speaker 1: found him. You're the man now, dog. He's still studying,

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Speaker 1: he's still here. Is that the same movie? What quote

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Speaker 1: of the same might be finding Nemo. Yeah, that's just

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Speaker 1: Finding Nemo Right now? I had never seen it and

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Speaker 1: then I watched it just because I have kids, right

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Speaker 1: and they want to see these movies. Not, not for me,

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Speaker 1: fucking Dorks, not for me. Are you like, fucking nerd?

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Speaker 1: Did you say that to your children? Wasn't good. That

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Speaker 1: I was like, get your ship together, pops, it's fine,

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Speaker 1: but I guess like the mom got eaten, so he's

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Speaker 1: it's just not my style. Why don't you cry about well,

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Speaker 1: how would you feel if if your wife was eaten

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Speaker 1: and he'd probably you'd probably be pretty anxious and not

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Speaker 1: I don't know. You're used to, you know, swimming around

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Speaker 1: or the Donmos, the kid with the one little flipper?

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Speaker 1: his name? Bob Odin Kirk? Yeah, no, Um, not bobby.

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Speaker 1: Bobby superdad's super dand brother. Sorry, Super Dave's brother. Um, Bob, Bob, Bob.

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Speaker 1: Nobody calls him Bob Right, it's like Jeff Weinstein. Or No,

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Speaker 1: it's Albert Albert Brooks. Thank you, not even a little bit. No,

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Speaker 1: Word Nemo? I'm like, Yo, chill please. It's a lot

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Speaker 1: of the father's adventures and you don't really cut to

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Speaker 1: with Dory and dories. Ellen. You gotta find him. It's

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Speaker 1: like saving private Ryan. You don't. You See Matt Damon

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Speaker 1: until the end. Oh, it was Matt Damon Up. Spoiler alert.

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Speaker 1: So they save him. Son of boiler. Now that's the

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Speaker 1: crossover I want to see. Am I a good man?

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Speaker 1: Tell me I was a good man when they cut

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Speaker 1: to the old hymn, so tight. Oh, is there like

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Speaker 1: weird makeup when he's older? Is it played by a

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Speaker 1: different actor? No, they cut to a different guy, this handsome, regal,

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Speaker 1: army movie. You might not be a Red Kneck, you

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Speaker 1: might you might not be a soldier, but you might

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Speaker 1: be like a captain. So keep kid you know. I

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Speaker 1: think if, if if anyone's getting it, it's dirts. Your's

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Speaker 1: is gonna be like because you see it. You got

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Speaker 1: that jawline. Yeah, you got those like those eyes where

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Speaker 1: they can be kind, yeah, they can't, but also there's

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Speaker 1: a darkness. There's a darkness behind them that you're like,

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Speaker 1: he's seen some ship thousand miles scare or whatever. Let

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Speaker 1: me do the Paul Road where the eyes go like this,

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Speaker 1: you know, they go like they they slant down downwards

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Speaker 1: like that kind of that. Do you practice this ship

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Speaker 1: in Mirror? Do you guys practice faces in the Mirror? No, no,

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Speaker 1: then whatever my face does. Yeah, you got it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I see what you're saying. Look, I see dirs is

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Speaker 1: gonna get Blake. Would have had blake is. It's it's

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Speaker 1: a very specific ward that Blake is only can be

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Speaker 1: in Vietnam and he is addicted to yeah, I'm on

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Speaker 1: the renegade force. Yeah, I'm staying here, Guy. Yeah, you're

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Speaker 1: you're blake. Blake be an ex pat and something. I feel.

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Speaker 1: Grab your ship. We're moving out. Come on, brother. I'm

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Speaker 1: the welcoming committee. Yeah, who the FUNK are you? The

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Speaker 1: steaks are hot and the beers are cold. I'm the

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Speaker 1: welcoming community. Don't salute me, motherfucker. You can call me Tennessee.

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Speaker 1: Where are you from? Buzz Ball, Buzz Ball. Yeah, you

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Speaker 1: guys are drinking vodka out of live grenade. You have

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Speaker 1: yourself a buzz ball. He cracks up a grenade. Yeah, dude,

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Speaker 1: go ahead and sit the buzz ball. We call him

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Speaker 1: buzz balls. You don't call him grenades. No, no, I

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Speaker 1: feel like that's a missed opportunity. Fuck you, just kid.

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Speaker 1: I never thought about that. I feel like I missed

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Speaker 1: I'm like too I have too much of a natural

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Speaker 1: I know it doesn't. Yeah, it's like people that lived

413
00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:11,440
Speaker 1: near bridges or under bridges or by bridges and just

414
00:26:11,640 --> 00:26:15,359
Speaker 1: like that's a crazy way. That's a crazy way to

415
00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:21,320
Speaker 1: just like name. Ye, that's a crazy way to name yourself,

416
00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:25,040
Speaker 1: like just like by kind of where you were. But

417
00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:30,840
Speaker 1: divines were hilarious. Divine was either they were like a

418
00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:33,920
Speaker 1: well to do person that they wouldn't give his church

419
00:26:34,080 --> 00:26:37,960
Speaker 1: or that they were divine. Or, and this happened quite

420
00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:40,320
Speaker 1: a bit, it was like a way to make fun

421
00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:43,560
Speaker 1: of someone, as a way who's like thinks he's like

422
00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:52,840
Speaker 1: hot shit, and so you're like, oh, they're devine. Okay, yeah,

423
00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:56,360
Speaker 1: I guess so. So technically I'm Adam Bougie. You guys

424
00:26:56,400 --> 00:26:58,800
Speaker 1: were kind of like we know what Blake's last name means. Hey,

425
00:26:58,920 --> 00:27:02,960
Speaker 1: bitch off brother, you have my dad. He's my son,

426
00:27:03,600 --> 00:27:07,760
Speaker 1: and it really is that right, Andrew's son? Yeah, Um,

427
00:27:08,280 --> 00:27:10,760
Speaker 1: you are my son and son. And I think my

428
00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:14,560
Speaker 1: last name does mean like island or something. Yeah, like

429
00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:20,639
Speaker 1: off the shore, Island home. Like Dolph Londern explained it

430
00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:22,320
Speaker 1: to me one time. He was like your name means

431
00:27:22,560 --> 00:27:26,360
Speaker 1: one time he's like this means strange and your last

432
00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:28,280
Speaker 1: name means. Well, he said, I'm gonna tell you once

433
00:27:28,320 --> 00:27:30,240
Speaker 1: and if I if I have to say it again,

434
00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:31,879
Speaker 1: I'm gonna beat the funk out of you. Do this

435
00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:34,000
Speaker 1: is what your name means? No, I was tight. I

436
00:27:34,119 --> 00:27:35,480
Speaker 1: was crying when he told me. I was like that

437
00:27:35,640 --> 00:27:38,840
Speaker 1: was tight. I I forget. I didn't. I don't forget

438
00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:40,600
Speaker 1: that dolf longer rooms on the show. But when people

439
00:27:40,640 --> 00:27:45,000
Speaker 1: asked me, like you were black out, black out, that

440
00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:49,520
Speaker 1: was Halloween. Uh No, no, when people ask me like

441
00:27:49,640 --> 00:27:51,119
Speaker 1: what kind of what guest starts did you have on

442
00:27:51,160 --> 00:27:53,479
Speaker 1: the show, I say Jack Black, Ben Stiller, and then,

443
00:27:53,560 --> 00:27:57,680
Speaker 1: and then that's kind of yes, legendary. Goddamn, that's so cool,

444
00:27:57,800 --> 00:28:01,680
Speaker 1: but Dolph wondern is right the up there. What a

445
00:28:01,840 --> 00:28:06,080
Speaker 1: fucking living legend. He was insane and I just wanted

446
00:28:06,119 --> 00:28:08,760
Speaker 1: to let people know that this dude was. He's a

447
00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:12,000
Speaker 1: movie star right of a certain era and showed up

448
00:28:12,040 --> 00:28:15,399
Speaker 1: on our show and was game and between takes he

449
00:28:15,520 --> 00:28:17,399
Speaker 1: wasn't like I'll be in my trailer. He was just

450
00:28:17,640 --> 00:28:20,600
Speaker 1: off to the side stretching with his leg very hot.

451
00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:23,440
Speaker 1: He was telling he was like gather around, tell me

452
00:28:23,560 --> 00:28:26,040
Speaker 1: your last name and I will tell you what. I'll

453
00:28:26,119 --> 00:28:29,560
Speaker 1: tell you what it is. Uh Well, he know to

454
00:28:29,720 --> 00:28:36,800
Speaker 1: be perfectly honest, which we always keep it on this podcast. Yeah,

455
00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:40,560
Speaker 1: I gotta Kee. He at first was kind of like

456
00:28:40,640 --> 00:28:42,200
Speaker 1: I got to keep it unt I can only be

457
00:28:42,360 --> 00:28:45,960
Speaker 1: here for four hours or whatever. He said. For three

458
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:49,640
Speaker 1: hours and then we started improving and he was like

459
00:28:49,840 --> 00:28:52,320
Speaker 1: kind of having fun and we're like giving him extra

460
00:28:52,440 --> 00:28:54,440
Speaker 1: lines and jokes to say, and he was like, Oh,

461
00:28:54,520 --> 00:28:57,080
Speaker 1: this is this is fun. We and then he was

462
00:28:57,120 --> 00:28:58,640
Speaker 1: having a good time and he was like fucking I'll

463
00:28:58,640 --> 00:29:01,320
Speaker 1: stay a little longer, which I thought was so cool.

464
00:29:01,360 --> 00:29:03,520
Speaker 1: There's a norseman here, and then he started punching. He

465
00:29:03,560 --> 00:29:06,760
Speaker 1: started punching us. Yeah, he was like the he saws.

466
00:29:06,840 --> 00:29:11,840
Speaker 1: It was like a fellow Norseman. Yeah, an islander home

467
00:29:12,400 --> 00:29:20,840
Speaker 1: and they started doing the island. Those mean uh, those

468
00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:23,680
Speaker 1: guys kind of came and went pretty quick. Those guys

469
00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:28,239
Speaker 1: fucking came and went. Yeah, they are that. They are

470
00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:31,280
Speaker 1: starting to box. You probably see him in a fight soon. Oh,

471
00:29:31,360 --> 00:29:34,040
Speaker 1: they're going to be like, uh, what's that? Fighting other

472
00:29:34,280 --> 00:29:37,680
Speaker 1: like that Barstool sports does, like rough and rowdy. Is

473
00:29:37,720 --> 00:29:40,440
Speaker 1: that right? Well, yeah, remember, we were like talking about man,

474
00:29:40,560 --> 00:29:43,520
Speaker 1: we want like a fighting thing where it's just like

475
00:29:43,640 --> 00:29:46,200
Speaker 1: regular guys fighting, and then I realized we kind of

476
00:29:46,280 --> 00:29:50,920
Speaker 1: have that. It's like social influencers fighting each other. Yeah,

477
00:29:51,320 --> 00:29:53,120
Speaker 1: a lot of that. Well, no, it's I think it

478
00:29:53,240 --> 00:29:55,040
Speaker 1: is rough and rowdy. I think that is the like

479
00:29:55,640 --> 00:29:59,400
Speaker 1: Barstool sports just gets like fucking guys, just like the

480
00:29:59,520 --> 00:30:02,920
Speaker 1: elector a ship verse, the Guy That works in the

481
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:05,880
Speaker 1: produced section at Ralph's. Well, the other day there was

482
00:30:05,960 --> 00:30:07,760
Speaker 1: like a big one the other day. That I don't

483
00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:11,080
Speaker 1: think is big one bar stool it's like what's that?

484
00:30:11,360 --> 00:30:13,960
Speaker 1: That new company like D A Z N, I think

485
00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:17,760
Speaker 1: they call it, like day days in or something. Oh, yeah,

486
00:30:18,560 --> 00:30:24,520
Speaker 1: they've asked me to fight Blake, fight me fighting David's sake. No,

487
00:30:24,640 --> 00:30:28,280
Speaker 1: they asked me to uh, like comments on a fight,

488
00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:33,720
Speaker 1: like be ringside. Yeah, that'd be kind of cool, would

489
00:30:33,720 --> 00:30:35,440
Speaker 1: it would be. For whatever reason I couldn't do it

490
00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:40,560
Speaker 1: and then they never asked me. It's really weird. I

491
00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:42,720
Speaker 1: mean I get it, but like this, the sport of

492
00:30:42,760 --> 00:30:45,040
Speaker 1: boxing is kind of kind of wild right now. Are

493
00:30:45,120 --> 00:30:47,600
Speaker 1: they the same company that does the versus battles? I

494
00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:53,080
Speaker 1: think so. Those were so popping during quarantine. That was

495
00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:56,800
Speaker 1: probably my best memory of Covid were like versus battles.

496
00:30:56,920 --> 00:30:59,760
Speaker 1: Those were so sick. It wasn't like spending more time

497
00:30:59,760 --> 00:31:04,640
Speaker 1: with your family and loved ones and like Nah, that that. Yeah,

498
00:31:06,440 --> 00:31:09,960
Speaker 1: it was those versus battles that watch com the whole

499
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:16,520
Speaker 1: family would gather around the laptop at versus. Yes, you're

500
00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:21,040
Speaker 1: eight year old. POPs of popcorn. Sit Down, man, Dude.

501
00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:23,840
Speaker 1: It was super sick because what was what what was

502
00:31:23,960 --> 00:31:27,719
Speaker 1: so weird and cool about quarantine is you'd be watching

503
00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:32,040
Speaker 1: versus and the chat would legit have like, since nobody's

504
00:31:32,040 --> 00:31:35,000
Speaker 1: at the club, like t I s in the chest, Swiss,

505
00:31:35,120 --> 00:31:37,520
Speaker 1: Swiss beats in the chat, like and you're just like

506
00:31:37,680 --> 00:31:40,360
Speaker 1: swizz beats as the producer of it. Yeah, yeah, but

507
00:31:40,520 --> 00:31:44,280
Speaker 1: like you're like chatting and commenting along with the verses

508
00:31:44,560 --> 00:31:48,480
Speaker 1: and everybody's at home, nobody is out. So like you

509
00:31:48,560 --> 00:31:53,240
Speaker 1: were like yes, Swiz, and you being like yeah, tip,

510
00:31:53,360 --> 00:31:57,280
Speaker 1: tell them, totally a t I, hey a t l.

511
00:31:57,400 --> 00:31:59,880
Speaker 1: and back then it was just cool knowing that, because

512
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:04,000
Speaker 1: I get extreme fomo. So like knowing no one is

513
00:32:04,080 --> 00:32:08,560
Speaker 1: having fun was very much like it was very calming toime.

514
00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:18,000
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the bitch. Oh yeah, the bitch. Extreme Fomo, extreme,

515
00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:24,120
Speaker 1: you know what Fomo is? Correct? Yes, God, I didn't

516
00:32:24,160 --> 00:32:27,760
Speaker 1: want to have to fear of missing out. You know,

517
00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:31,600
Speaker 1: we're actually always talking about that when you're not around. Yeah,

518
00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:34,480
Speaker 1: Blake's like, I bet blake wishes he was here with us.

519
00:32:35,760 --> 00:32:37,880
Speaker 1: I always do. I think I only watched a couple

520
00:32:37,920 --> 00:32:42,160
Speaker 1: of those. It was like cool Mo d, WHO's very cool.

521
00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:44,920
Speaker 1: I I see where he got that. I was probably

522
00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:48,120
Speaker 1: the one. I didn't see it was like old school.

523
00:32:48,520 --> 00:32:51,600
Speaker 1: I didn't. I'm such a Dork. I didn't watch any

524
00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:54,840
Speaker 1: of that too. I was you didn't watch any. Mostly

525
00:32:54,960 --> 00:33:01,240
Speaker 1: just like kicking up with my family and my loved ones. Dude.

526
00:33:01,320 --> 00:33:07,840
Speaker 1: The best one by far was young Jeez versus Gucci.

527
00:33:07,920 --> 00:33:11,080
Speaker 1: Main that ship was so sick because they actually went

528
00:33:11,160 --> 00:33:13,680
Speaker 1: to the same give us the highlight. What, what do

529
00:33:13,800 --> 00:33:16,400
Speaker 1: they do? What is the verses? They like rap, battle

530
00:33:16,440 --> 00:33:19,920
Speaker 1: each other. Yeah, let's basically song for Song, I'm your

531
00:33:20,440 --> 00:33:23,320
Speaker 1: I'm your sixty eight year old father. They hit, they

532
00:33:23,440 --> 00:33:27,640
Speaker 1: do the battle. They know rap battle, like making up

533
00:33:27,680 --> 00:33:29,640
Speaker 1: new stuff, but they go like hit for hit. So

534
00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:31,760
Speaker 1: it's like out of the gate they'll be like, oh,

535
00:33:31,880 --> 00:33:33,560
Speaker 1: this is like my number three hit. Then the other

536
00:33:33,600 --> 00:33:36,080
Speaker 1: person will do that. Oh and Ludacris has never done it,

537
00:33:36,200 --> 00:33:39,120
Speaker 1: because he would have been the champion right, he would

538
00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:41,800
Speaker 1: have done really well. I wonder who have gone against it?

539
00:33:41,840 --> 00:33:45,560
Speaker 1: Would have been bust, sick, Ruda, verse, Buster, Buster, r

540
00:33:46,080 --> 00:33:49,240
Speaker 1: but then, but but the thing is is, do you

541
00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:52,400
Speaker 1: go until you can't go anymore? Because basically, what buster

542
00:33:52,480 --> 00:33:55,960
Speaker 1: would stop at something because you can do features, because

543
00:33:56,200 --> 00:34:05,520
Speaker 1: Busta doesn't have as many you. That's the thing, Adam.

544
00:34:05,600 --> 00:34:08,640
Speaker 1: You go into these verses, you're like Luda's gonna mop

545
00:34:08,760 --> 00:34:11,040
Speaker 1: this bro and then they start to pull out like

546
00:34:11,560 --> 00:34:14,280
Speaker 1: the ship. You didn't know like they were, they produced

547
00:34:14,480 --> 00:34:17,799
Speaker 1: or they featured on, and then you're like, oh my God,

548
00:34:17,880 --> 00:34:20,120
Speaker 1: that was a bust of song or just songs that

549
00:34:20,239 --> 00:34:26,040
Speaker 1: they've listened to before. Frank Sinatra just starts playing journey

550
00:34:26,080 --> 00:34:30,120
Speaker 1: and you're like, uh, he just really likes journey. Did

551
00:34:30,160 --> 00:34:33,239
Speaker 1: Scott Stuart stew one versus like swizz beats, and it

552
00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:36,759
Speaker 1: was like just a bousand songs, I think. So it

553
00:34:36,880 --> 00:34:39,480
Speaker 1: was either or I know, Swiss beats like win up

554
00:34:39,520 --> 00:34:42,680
Speaker 1: against like just blaze. People are tired. People are like

555
00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:47,359
Speaker 1: just leaving, going there, coming back with like foot long subs. Dude,

556
00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:50,480
Speaker 1: no one's there. You're everyone is just watching from home.

557
00:34:50,920 --> 00:34:53,920
Speaker 1: That was the crazy part. Oh, there's not like a little. Oh,

558
00:34:54,040 --> 00:34:56,359
Speaker 1: that's right. It was during the hype of Code. Later

559
00:34:56,520 --> 00:34:59,120
Speaker 1: on they were doing it. They started. That's what that's

560
00:34:59,120 --> 00:35:02,040
Speaker 1: why the Jez Gucci. One was sick. Is. They did

561
00:35:02,120 --> 00:35:05,279
Speaker 1: it at a strip club in Atlanta and like that

562
00:35:05,360 --> 00:35:07,040
Speaker 1: was like the first time you were watching like a

563
00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:10,080
Speaker 1: like people gather and it was like, Oh my God.

564
00:35:10,440 --> 00:35:12,800
Speaker 1: They're like don't worry, this is the safest place together.

565
00:35:14,320 --> 00:35:20,600
Speaker 1: Scott storch. First, manny fresh, what a night. You know,

566
00:35:20,680 --> 00:35:24,600
Speaker 1: I was in uh New Orleans once. This is like

567
00:35:24,840 --> 00:35:26,840
Speaker 1: a decade ago. I think. I was like shooting the

568
00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:33,360
Speaker 1: first pitch perfect movie and UH legendary. It was a

569
00:35:33,480 --> 00:35:36,160
Speaker 1: club on Frenchman Street, I think it was mason and

570
00:35:36,280 --> 00:35:37,960
Speaker 1: we were up in the balcony and it was like

571
00:35:38,040 --> 00:35:39,880
Speaker 1: packs that night. We didn't know why and we had

572
00:35:40,040 --> 00:35:43,000
Speaker 1: like it took a lot to get in. And UH,

573
00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:48,480
Speaker 1: manny fresh was the M C and it was the

574
00:35:48,640 --> 00:35:51,600
Speaker 1: night that mystical got out of prison and it was

575
00:35:51,760 --> 00:35:57,000
Speaker 1: his welcome back party. He's going back. They brought like

576
00:35:57,160 --> 00:36:00,319
Speaker 1: just yesterday. Oh, that's only getting worse for him. Yeah,

577
00:36:00,320 --> 00:36:04,160
Speaker 1: mystical is actually a very beat up another lady. What happened?

578
00:36:04,160 --> 00:36:09,520
Speaker 1: He's a very bad person, essentially. Yeah, yeah, so, anyway,

579
00:36:09,640 --> 00:36:14,680
Speaker 1: you guys exchanged numbers and cool voice. yeahbably have talked

580
00:36:14,680 --> 00:36:16,160
Speaker 1: about it. If we have a child he's going to

581
00:36:16,239 --> 00:36:20,919
Speaker 1: be the Godfather. Uh, did I do that? Yeah, yeah,

582
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:23,719
Speaker 1: you did, and we have proof and it's but it

583
00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:27,319
Speaker 1: was mystical first day back from prison and he got

584
00:36:27,360 --> 00:36:30,880
Speaker 1: on stage and weirdly, Snoop Dogg was there. And Snoop

585
00:36:30,920 --> 00:36:32,920
Speaker 1: Dogg isn't a New Orleans guy, so I don't I

586
00:36:32,960 --> 00:36:37,319
Speaker 1: know mysticals. You know what? He gets really bad FOMO, though,

587
00:36:37,440 --> 00:36:41,080
Speaker 1: so he probably was like heart. I bet snoop dogg

588
00:36:41,160 --> 00:36:45,040
Speaker 1: gets the worst fomo. Yeah, snoop doggs. So, but snoop

589
00:36:45,080 --> 00:36:49,240
Speaker 1: Dogg was on a throne that's sick, like a true throne,

590
00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:51,440
Speaker 1: and they gave him like a plate of like two

591
00:36:51,920 --> 00:36:54,439
Speaker 1: chicken wings and he just sat there in eight chicken

592
00:36:54,480 --> 00:36:59,320
Speaker 1: wings and watched mystical perform. Well, I mean, let's stop

593
00:36:59,680 --> 00:37:03,359
Speaker 1: saying mystical. I don't want his name in our mouth.

594
00:37:03,600 --> 00:37:06,040
Speaker 1: I don't want his name anywhere near my mouth. Check

595
00:37:06,080 --> 00:37:10,000
Speaker 1: the chat from the producers. Mystical, you're canceled on T I.

596
00:37:10,120 --> 00:37:13,680
Speaker 1: I do not deep throat's name. Yeah, we're taking a

597
00:37:13,760 --> 00:37:19,720
Speaker 1: hard stance against mystical. Canceled hated him. Yeah, well, what sucks.

598
00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:21,760
Speaker 1: I wish it wasn't such a piece of ship because

599
00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:24,880
Speaker 1: I do just his, but he did rap, and this

600
00:37:25,080 --> 00:37:27,640
Speaker 1: is one of my boy teamworks jokes. One of his

601
00:37:27,760 --> 00:37:30,239
Speaker 1: mainlines was I came in here with my Dick in

602
00:37:30,360 --> 00:37:33,680
Speaker 1: my hand. That was one of his lyrics. Fair enough.

603
00:37:33,760 --> 00:37:36,200
Speaker 1: That's like how he jumps a song off. That's how

604
00:37:36,239 --> 00:37:39,120
Speaker 1: he entered most rooms, and if you do that, it's

605
00:37:39,160 --> 00:37:41,719
Speaker 1: gonna catch that tasted. I came in here with my

606
00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:43,600
Speaker 1: Dick in my hand. Don't make me leave with my

607
00:37:43,680 --> 00:37:46,960
Speaker 1: foot in your ass. That's something you know. Be Cool.

608
00:37:49,680 --> 00:37:56,400
Speaker 1: Get Out of here anyway. Fresh terrific producer. Oh well,

609
00:37:56,400 --> 00:38:00,720
Speaker 1: an absolute legend, mystical. Wasn't dicted on first degree rate charges,

610
00:38:00,840 --> 00:38:04,200
Speaker 1: which I think that's the worst degree. Uh, and could

611
00:38:04,239 --> 00:38:07,320
Speaker 1: face lifetoff. How do degrees work? I thought feel that

612
00:38:07,400 --> 00:38:09,759
Speaker 1: that degree is a third degree burn is worse than

613
00:38:09,800 --> 00:38:12,440
Speaker 1: the first degree. What about third degree murder? Is that

614
00:38:12,520 --> 00:38:15,319
Speaker 1: a thing? No, first degree, there's no third degree. That's

615
00:38:15,600 --> 00:38:19,880
Speaker 1: that's I got three degrees. Got Three degrees to my

616
00:38:20,040 --> 00:38:24,400
Speaker 1: murder life sentence. Could get. Could get a life sentence.

617
00:38:24,480 --> 00:38:27,160
Speaker 1: So my guess is that's the worst. And he's also

618
00:38:27,600 --> 00:38:30,279
Speaker 1: that's what he went to prison for before. So he's

619
00:38:30,280 --> 00:38:36,719
Speaker 1: a cereal like rapist. So he's a terrible person. He sucks. Yeah,

620
00:38:36,840 --> 00:38:40,200
Speaker 1: do not deep throw that man, who I shall not mention,

621
00:38:40,760 --> 00:38:46,560
Speaker 1: but it's magical. Uh, do not mention. Do not like

622
00:38:46,680 --> 00:38:48,960
Speaker 1: the word degree. It it seems like it be. It's

623
00:38:49,040 --> 00:38:54,680
Speaker 1: quite a bit like a scholarship. Degree, degrees, a temperature. degree.

624
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:56,920
Speaker 1: What does the what does the word degree mean? And

625
00:38:56,960 --> 00:38:59,319
Speaker 1: I wish we believe me, because I think he beat

626
00:38:59,360 --> 00:39:04,280
Speaker 1: off to this. Yeah, a little known fact. Ti Nation,

627
00:39:04,640 --> 00:39:09,720
Speaker 1: Kyle beats off everybody podcast. I guess we forgot to mention.

628
00:39:10,200 --> 00:39:13,759
Speaker 1: He's not here. See, and it doesn't feel weird. If

629
00:39:13,840 --> 00:39:19,160
Speaker 1: you're good, it feels real good. Flow. Yeah, he fucking big.

630
00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:23,880
Speaker 1: He legit, big time dust. Yeah, big timed us, speaking

631
00:39:23,920 --> 00:39:26,080
Speaker 1: of Manny fresh, he big time ored us, and I'm

632
00:39:26,120 --> 00:39:31,239
Speaker 1: a little big time. Point Yourself. Okay, gave me a second.

633
00:39:31,280 --> 00:39:33,440
Speaker 1: I've had a I've had a really early buzz ball.

634
00:39:33,480 --> 00:39:36,520
Speaker 1: It takes me a while to find stuff he's doing.

635
00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:41,160
Speaker 1: He's doing emmy stuff, which that's super dope, I guess,

636
00:39:41,320 --> 00:39:45,440
Speaker 1: for what we do in the shadows, which producer. So

637
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:48,120
Speaker 1: it is very cool. If you're going to miss the POD,

638
00:39:48,239 --> 00:39:51,920
Speaker 1: that's that's a nominated for best comedy. Right, yeah, you

639
00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:55,200
Speaker 1: think Emmy's is the excuse you can. You can miss

640
00:39:55,280 --> 00:39:58,600
Speaker 1: pod for Emmy stuff. Yeah, I feel like that. Yeah, yeah,

641
00:39:58,600 --> 00:40:02,040
Speaker 1: I feel like that's a pretty yeah, and honestly, it's

642
00:40:02,040 --> 00:40:04,640
Speaker 1: like we're all busy. You know, if you have to

643
00:40:04,719 --> 00:40:07,160
Speaker 1: Miss Swan, it's it's fine. You know, we got what

644
00:40:07,239 --> 00:40:08,879
Speaker 1: the Hell? I thought you guys were gonna go hard

645
00:40:08,920 --> 00:40:12,600
Speaker 1: on him. I'M gonna be the guy to him out. Yeah,

646
00:40:13,120 --> 00:40:17,799
Speaker 1: we don't just do. What the Fund does that even mean?

647
00:40:17,840 --> 00:40:20,080
Speaker 1: In what you want to know what the Real Emmy is?

648
00:40:20,320 --> 00:40:25,920
Speaker 1: Our friendship. Oh my God, see, anybody profect doesn't know? Yeah,

649
00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:31,880
Speaker 1: I might, I might cash it in for a golden statue. Dude, Kyle,

650
00:40:32,080 --> 00:40:35,160
Speaker 1: you know, he was teeing off on freaking exacts like

651
00:40:35,320 --> 00:40:37,880
Speaker 1: two episodes ago. You know he's gonna just get jumped

652
00:40:37,960 --> 00:40:40,960
Speaker 1: by a whole crew of like powerful people. They don't.

653
00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:44,960
Speaker 1: They don't wash the show, they don't listen to our show. No,

654
00:40:46,320 --> 00:40:48,479
Speaker 1: I do love the idea of them winning and Kyle

655
00:40:48,600 --> 00:40:51,319
Speaker 1: going on stage wearing a suit at like somebody from

656
00:40:51,360 --> 00:40:56,200
Speaker 1: the band corn would have worn in like he's got

657
00:40:56,280 --> 00:40:59,280
Speaker 1: the chain. Well, Kyle gets dressed up, he gets dressed

658
00:40:59,400 --> 00:41:03,400
Speaker 1: and just like skinny sunglasses and like to like braided

659
00:41:03,640 --> 00:41:07,920
Speaker 1: pigtail zoot such this gyles like first you know, if

660
00:41:07,960 --> 00:41:10,040
Speaker 1: they do win and he gets to go on stage,

661
00:41:10,080 --> 00:41:12,719
Speaker 1: this will be his first boyer into that, so he's gonna,

662
00:41:12,920 --> 00:41:15,440
Speaker 1: I think he will dress proper. The issue will be

663
00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:22,840
Speaker 1: if they have a leather SATCHEL. Dude, no, Sherry Popping

664
00:41:22,960 --> 00:41:25,680
Speaker 1: Daddy's score on that Zipper. No, no, no, no. He

665
00:41:25,840 --> 00:41:28,359
Speaker 1: will like try to fit in, I think the first time.

666
00:41:28,840 --> 00:41:31,080
Speaker 1: But if he they go on a run and they win,

667
00:41:31,400 --> 00:41:33,480
Speaker 1: like you know how like modern family or Frasier went

668
00:41:33,560 --> 00:41:35,000
Speaker 1: on a run. They want like six in a row

669
00:41:35,120 --> 00:41:37,080
Speaker 1: or eight or in a row or whatever it was.

670
00:41:37,840 --> 00:41:42,960
Speaker 1: But just gonna. Kyle's gonna be wearing like a fucking

671
00:41:43,080 --> 00:41:48,439
Speaker 1: zebra outfit. AUSTUME changes. Yeah, it's gonna, it'll be. It'll

672
00:41:48,440 --> 00:41:51,000
Speaker 1: be out there or it'll be just like all steampunk

673
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:57,160
Speaker 1: like dressing, like who's the creator of the Gilmore Girls?

674
00:41:57,480 --> 00:42:00,880
Speaker 1: End of Marvelous Mrs Maisl who wears like straight up

675
00:42:01,440 --> 00:42:05,839
Speaker 1: like top hats and like dresses with like spinywebs off.

676
00:42:06,080 --> 00:42:09,560
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, what is what is her name? Paul left Tompkins,

677
00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:16,839
Speaker 1: it's a woman. Palladino, Sherman Palladino. Palladino a fashion game

678
00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:21,839
Speaker 1: is so next level, legendary. There's not got a show.

679
00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:25,680
Speaker 1: Like everything she creates. I'm I'm like, Oh, I couldn't

680
00:42:25,719 --> 00:42:28,560
Speaker 1: do what that is every where. Everyone just has like

681
00:42:28,680 --> 00:42:32,799
Speaker 1: forty two sentences between each other. Dude, I left an

682
00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:36,560
Speaker 1: audition for Gilmore girls, like super early on when I

683
00:42:36,640 --> 00:42:39,120
Speaker 1: first moved to I think it was gilmore girls or

684
00:42:39,120 --> 00:42:41,480
Speaker 1: it was one of her shows. No, maybe it was

685
00:42:41,560 --> 00:42:43,319
Speaker 1: one of like a show she's trying to get off

686
00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:46,080
Speaker 1: the ground, but it was there was so much dialogue

687
00:42:46,160 --> 00:42:48,360
Speaker 1: and you had to speak it so fast and I

688
00:42:48,520 --> 00:42:51,120
Speaker 1: just have a pretty slow cadence just with how I

689
00:42:51,200 --> 00:42:54,840
Speaker 1: talk and also my brain works really slowly. Stumbler. So

690
00:42:55,440 --> 00:42:57,640
Speaker 1: you speaking by the way, you're speaking very quickly now,

691
00:42:57,880 --> 00:43:00,680
Speaker 1: but different when you have to memorize for an audition

692
00:43:00,719 --> 00:43:03,160
Speaker 1: and when you have to memorize it and spit everything

693
00:43:03,200 --> 00:43:07,400
Speaker 1: out super quickly. I I was like stumbling through this

694
00:43:07,480 --> 00:43:10,120
Speaker 1: audition and then I can tell the casting directors like

695
00:43:10,520 --> 00:43:13,919
Speaker 1: this doesn't working and I just go thank you, yeah,

696
00:43:13,960 --> 00:43:16,640
Speaker 1: and I stopped halfway through and I go, this one's

697
00:43:16,680 --> 00:43:20,479
Speaker 1: not for me. Thank you so much. She never brought

698
00:43:20,520 --> 00:43:27,480
Speaker 1: me back in for me. I'm not going to get this.

699
00:43:27,760 --> 00:43:30,440
Speaker 1: I know I'm not going to get this guy. Or

700
00:43:30,520 --> 00:43:33,200
Speaker 1: you're like look, here's the deal and you're not gonna

701
00:43:33,320 --> 00:43:36,200
Speaker 1: cast me. I'm not going to really know the guy.

702
00:43:37,920 --> 00:43:41,040
Speaker 1: He just opens a buzz. I knew the lines. I

703
00:43:41,120 --> 00:43:45,120
Speaker 1: knew the lines. It's just I'm gonna stump up him

704
00:43:45,120 --> 00:43:48,600
Speaker 1: a little bit. Let's make this easy on both of us.

705
00:43:48,840 --> 00:43:55,120
Speaker 1: I'm ad, Oh man, dude, I'm not getting this part.

706
00:43:56,000 --> 00:44:00,600
Speaker 1: You know, and I know audition was the worst. I

707
00:44:00,760 --> 00:44:03,600
Speaker 1: wish we could get every audition we've ever done and

708
00:44:03,760 --> 00:44:07,960
Speaker 1: watch them together. That would be amazing. Oh yeah, I bet.

709
00:44:08,040 --> 00:44:12,880
Speaker 1: I Bet Blake has some real fucking show, real sweet,

710
00:44:13,320 --> 00:44:16,640
Speaker 1: because Blake gets pretty wound up because he gets pretty nervous.

711
00:44:16,920 --> 00:44:19,080
Speaker 1: You ever, I'm not good at Aud have I said

712
00:44:19,160 --> 00:44:22,680
Speaker 1: this on the pod my audition for to play the

713
00:44:23,640 --> 00:44:30,600
Speaker 1: like clown in the movie it if you mentioned it, Dude.

714
00:44:30,760 --> 00:44:33,480
Speaker 1: But but I also I see that for you, it's

715
00:44:33,520 --> 00:44:37,040
Speaker 1: the eyebrows. Yeah, it's the it's they were like we

716
00:44:37,160 --> 00:44:40,000
Speaker 1: want a scary Norwegian. Where's that? I went in there

717
00:44:40,520 --> 00:44:47,200
Speaker 1: and I was like, you know, like went like full

718
00:44:47,520 --> 00:44:50,320
Speaker 1: in because I was like all right, like, I'm here like,

719
00:44:50,480 --> 00:44:52,560
Speaker 1: let's do it, and they were like, for sure, try

720
00:44:52,560 --> 00:44:57,320
Speaker 1: it again. It was like God and they were like okay.

721
00:44:57,360 --> 00:44:59,719
Speaker 1: And you, by the way, for people listening, you're just

722
00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:03,440
Speaker 1: in some room off some street with a lady and

723
00:45:03,520 --> 00:45:07,200
Speaker 1: a person with a camera and then you transform into

724
00:45:07,239 --> 00:45:09,440
Speaker 1: this thing for two minutes and then you go and

725
00:45:09,480 --> 00:45:11,760
Speaker 1: you go, Hey, do you guys validate parking, because I'm

726
00:45:11,760 --> 00:45:14,480
Speaker 1: on the street. Okay, no, forget, and you're just back

727
00:45:14,560 --> 00:45:16,360
Speaker 1: to reality and you're like what did I just do?

728
00:45:17,560 --> 00:45:19,680
Speaker 1: And then you go outside and there's a guy shitting

729
00:45:19,719 --> 00:45:23,160
Speaker 1: on the hood of your car and you have a ticket.

730
00:45:23,480 --> 00:45:26,800
Speaker 1: He's using the tick your parking ticket to wipe his asks.

731
00:45:27,040 --> 00:45:30,640
Speaker 1: You step on human ship on the way back to

732
00:45:30,760 --> 00:45:33,680
Speaker 1: your car and you walk past the person who looks

733
00:45:33,760 --> 00:45:36,920
Speaker 1: exactly like you that's way more famous, and you're like, well,

734
00:45:36,920 --> 00:45:38,839
Speaker 1: they got they're gonna buck it. Okay, great, and they're

735
00:45:38,920 --> 00:45:41,400
Speaker 1: in clown makeup. The Guy who ended up getting it

736
00:45:41,560 --> 00:45:44,800
Speaker 1: isn't way more famous than you. So is he just

737
00:45:44,880 --> 00:45:46,920
Speaker 1: a better actor? I would say he's probably like a

738
00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:52,360
Speaker 1: better actor. I mean he comes, he comes to he

739
00:45:52,440 --> 00:45:58,320
Speaker 1: comes from the lineage, though stard. He's from the lineage. Okay, yeah,

740
00:45:58,480 --> 00:46:01,680
Speaker 1: so nepotism is why? Is that what you're sayingers? Nepotism

741
00:46:01,760 --> 00:46:03,520
Speaker 1: is why you didn't get that role. I'm saying they

742
00:46:03,600 --> 00:46:05,680
Speaker 1: got that. They got the skill set in the bloodline.

743
00:46:05,680 --> 00:46:10,279
Speaker 1: There man to be like scary evil clowns. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

744
00:46:10,440 --> 00:46:21,960
Speaker 1: that's the vibe I remember, for for getting Sarah Marshall.

745
00:46:22,239 --> 00:46:24,799
Speaker 1: I was called in to play bill, not to play

746
00:46:24,880 --> 00:46:28,000
Speaker 1: to audition for Bill Hayter's role of like the brother

747
00:46:28,640 --> 00:46:31,279
Speaker 1: who is like married with a kid. And, by the way,

748
00:46:31,320 --> 00:46:34,319
Speaker 1: I was like twenty four years old. I didn't look

749
00:46:34,400 --> 00:46:37,560
Speaker 1: like I was married with a kid. And Uh, for

750
00:46:37,719 --> 00:46:41,360
Speaker 1: whatever reason, John Apatat was in the room and it

751
00:46:41,480 --> 00:46:45,880
Speaker 1: was like straight to producers callback and I'm acting opposite.

752
00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:49,120
Speaker 1: Jason Siegel's in the room and I'm like, it was

753
00:46:49,280 --> 00:46:52,480
Speaker 1: way above my pay grade at the time. I was

754
00:46:52,600 --> 00:46:55,239
Speaker 1: like and so I just started. I'm like here's my

755
00:46:55,360 --> 00:46:59,120
Speaker 1: chance to show them I can Improv, and went way

756
00:46:59,480 --> 00:47:04,279
Speaker 1: off off book, like way off book, and they're like okay, uh,

757
00:47:04,880 --> 00:47:07,600
Speaker 1: and I went in going like I'm gonna Improv a lot,

758
00:47:07,760 --> 00:47:10,560
Speaker 1: you know, and make it your own, make it my own,

759
00:47:10,960 --> 00:47:14,040
Speaker 1: and then they're like, okay, let's just do one descript couldn't.

760
00:47:14,239 --> 00:47:16,680
Speaker 1: I couldn't do a descript just was like too prepared

761
00:47:16,760 --> 00:47:21,040
Speaker 1: to Improv. And, by the way, have you did you

762
00:47:21,200 --> 00:47:23,279
Speaker 1: already go? Did you already have like two or three

763
00:47:23,360 --> 00:47:25,239
Speaker 1: bits that you were like I'm gonna do this and

764
00:47:25,239 --> 00:47:27,719
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take this line and do Improv or like

765
00:47:27,920 --> 00:47:31,360
Speaker 1: legit Improv like off the cuff? Then, yeah, yeah, I

766
00:47:31,440 --> 00:47:34,320
Speaker 1: had like some plan, sort of planned Improv e. like

767
00:47:34,600 --> 00:47:37,040
Speaker 1: where like ideas where I'm like and then if he

768
00:47:37,200 --> 00:47:40,200
Speaker 1: says this, I might do something like that. So that's

769
00:47:40,239 --> 00:47:44,919
Speaker 1: not improvising, that's rewriting. Yeah, totally, totally. But then he yeah,

770
00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:48,840
Speaker 1: they they did not like that. And then that casting

771
00:47:48,880 --> 00:47:54,600
Speaker 1: director didn't bring me back for literally a decade, literally

772
00:47:54,960 --> 00:47:58,719
Speaker 1: until I hired her toast direct a movie that I

773
00:47:58,840 --> 00:48:00,920
Speaker 1: was producing and she was like, Oh, hey, it's been

774
00:48:00,920 --> 00:48:02,680
Speaker 1: a while, and I'm like I know, because you, yeah,

775
00:48:02,719 --> 00:48:05,960
Speaker 1: I know, you refused to bring me back for yours. Damn,

776
00:48:06,600 --> 00:48:09,880
Speaker 1: that's fucking I definitely have a casting director who is

777
00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:14,000
Speaker 1: huge and cast everything that I funk up, every audition

778
00:48:14,080 --> 00:48:18,400
Speaker 1: for just generally I'm like, uh, I didn't nail that one. No,

779
00:48:19,320 --> 00:48:21,480
Speaker 1: even even movie, and there's movies that I do want

780
00:48:21,560 --> 00:48:23,000
Speaker 1: in other movies that I'm like, it would just be

781
00:48:23,120 --> 00:48:25,160
Speaker 1: good to be in this one, but I don't like

782
00:48:25,640 --> 00:48:28,200
Speaker 1: love it or need to be in it. Every time

783
00:48:28,280 --> 00:48:30,719
Speaker 1: I'm just like I can't do that. And I even

784
00:48:30,760 --> 00:48:32,600
Speaker 1: tell her, I'm like I'm back, even though I know

785
00:48:32,719 --> 00:48:35,719
Speaker 1: every time not good here. Just like no, well, at

786
00:48:35,800 --> 00:48:38,400
Speaker 1: least she's calling you back. Yeah, I know, but like,

787
00:48:38,680 --> 00:48:41,040
Speaker 1: I guess I didn't even realize that that was kind

788
00:48:41,080 --> 00:48:44,080
Speaker 1: of like a good sign. I just always assumed to

789
00:48:44,239 --> 00:48:48,719
Speaker 1: be brought back. Yeah, I feel like I'm in the

790
00:48:48,800 --> 00:48:51,160
Speaker 1: same situation where I've like bombs some ship, but I've

791
00:48:51,200 --> 00:48:53,200
Speaker 1: done it multiple times. I don't know if that's just

792
00:48:53,320 --> 00:48:57,440
Speaker 1: someone being nice to me or, yeah, it's just Isaac

793
00:48:57,680 --> 00:49:02,400
Speaker 1: muscling me into it. Definitely. Our manager has so much muscle.

794
00:49:02,520 --> 00:49:05,120
Speaker 1: That's that must be what it is. Yeah, shout out

795
00:49:05,160 --> 00:49:08,960
Speaker 1: to Isaac. Dude, thanks, Bron. You know what it is?

796
00:49:09,040 --> 00:49:11,840
Speaker 1: It's that he goes, look, if I'm gonna send adamant,

797
00:49:11,880 --> 00:49:14,359
Speaker 1: it's a package deal. You gotta readers for this one

798
00:49:14,400 --> 00:49:16,839
Speaker 1: and Blake for that other one, and they're like all right,

799
00:49:16,880 --> 00:49:22,160
Speaker 1: I mean we want to Adam for this two. Yeah,

800
00:49:23,360 --> 00:49:25,320
Speaker 1: stop it, and then they even give me like a

801
00:49:25,400 --> 00:49:27,719
Speaker 1: second go like Oh, yeah, that's good, here's a note,

802
00:49:27,800 --> 00:49:30,759
Speaker 1: just like you're trying to let it. Yeah, just kind

803
00:49:30,800 --> 00:49:32,279
Speaker 1: of let it, just kind of. It's just kind of

804
00:49:32,520 --> 00:49:35,040
Speaker 1: just throw it away. And you're throwing it away. You're

805
00:49:35,080 --> 00:49:37,719
Speaker 1: really making a meal out of every word. Don't worry

806
00:49:37,760 --> 00:49:40,520
Speaker 1: if we're recording this one or not. This was literally

807
00:49:40,800 --> 00:49:42,920
Speaker 1: you're making a meal out of every word. We ran

808
00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:46,360
Speaker 1: out of tape, like you're really milking it. Hey, so

809
00:49:46,560 --> 00:49:50,080
Speaker 1: this is you just have to say, uh, does do

810
00:49:50,160 --> 00:49:53,399
Speaker 1: you guys like the soup? Uh, it's not a whole,

811
00:49:53,680 --> 00:49:58,239
Speaker 1: it's do you? Well, do you guys like the like?

812
00:49:59,520 --> 00:50:02,560
Speaker 1: I'm a a little bit because if you do, if

813
00:50:02,600 --> 00:50:05,439
Speaker 1: you do, cool, if you don't, I have so many

814
00:50:05,520 --> 00:50:12,400
Speaker 1: other funny soups. I have cold soup, I have cabbage stew, like.

815
00:50:12,480 --> 00:50:14,279
Speaker 1: So you went from you were like, I got so

816
00:50:14,360 --> 00:50:18,000
Speaker 1: many soups. You name one soup and then you're switching

817
00:50:18,040 --> 00:50:21,040
Speaker 1: the sus hey, just let's keep it the soups. Can

818
00:50:21,080 --> 00:50:24,480
Speaker 1: we just gave it the soups? Splitpy soup, chicken noodle soup? Yeah, yeah,

819
00:50:24,480 --> 00:50:27,000
Speaker 1: I Gott I gotta got it. Who wants some chicken

820
00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:33,200
Speaker 1: noodle soup stews? I also have baked bread? No, not bread,

821
00:50:33,640 --> 00:50:36,400
Speaker 1: we said soup, soup. Stop you right there. Just name soups.

822
00:50:36,480 --> 00:50:38,680
Speaker 1: I'm gonna Stop You right there. Name as many soups

823
00:50:38,760 --> 00:50:41,719
Speaker 1: as you can. This is our movies and TV's work.

824
00:50:41,880 --> 00:50:45,279
Speaker 1: So they so they only I'm on a buzz ball.

825
00:50:46,480 --> 00:50:50,040
Speaker 1: They only have a certain amount of food items there

826
00:50:50,160 --> 00:50:54,359
Speaker 1: and really just soup and one specific soup. They don't

827
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Speaker 1: have like a ton of other food ready to go

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Speaker 1: for the scene. So you do have to say soup. Okay.

829
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Speaker 1: How are you guys enjoying the pizza? No, I made

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Speaker 1: you sup pizza. Okay, Hey, thanks for coming in. No,

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Speaker 1: we don't know, Jo human ship on the way back

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Speaker 1: to your car. It's a cruel it's a cruel mistress.

833
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Speaker 1: Isn't any are there any takebacks, giveaways, apologies or epic slams?

834
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Speaker 1: This EPI, EPI. I know mine. I know. My special

835
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Speaker 1: freaking shout out is none other than to the unofficial

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Speaker 1: sponsor of t I I buzz ball. Baby Dude, you

837
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Speaker 1: have to bring that back next week. You have to

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Speaker 1: drink and I will like you're so good at holding

839
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Speaker 1: up the things like for almost as long enough to

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Speaker 1: read it, but not long enough you can actually read it? Yeah, there, there,

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Speaker 1: you kind of go. Yeah, you can. If you chilt

842
00:51:55,160 --> 00:51:57,640
Speaker 1: your head, you could sort of see that it says buzzball.

843
00:51:57,800 --> 00:52:00,279
Speaker 1: He like half held up the shirt and then he

844
00:52:00,400 --> 00:52:03,799
Speaker 1: like kind of showed the hat for a moment. It's

845
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Speaker 1: early and it's hot. Look at how sweaty I see.

846
00:52:12,520 --> 00:52:18,160
Speaker 1: This ring light is cooking chicken tender at Sizzler, just

847
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Speaker 1: sucking waiting for somebody to swoop me up a C.

848
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Speaker 1: I love that I was able to call the fact

849
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Speaker 1: that you didn't have your a C on. Uh. Yeah,

850
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Speaker 1: because I let my power. I can care about the environment, environmentment.

851
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Speaker 1: Oh my God, boy. Okay, I gotta go. I would

852
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Speaker 1: love to give flowers to our following. Comrade Kyle for

853
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Speaker 1: for leaving for a good excuse. This good excuse. Okay. Well,

854
00:52:49,440 --> 00:52:51,839
Speaker 1: and if he wins, what are we gonna do? ARE

855
00:52:51,840 --> 00:52:55,640
Speaker 1: WE gonna party? Yeah, I just want a party. I

856
00:52:55,760 --> 00:52:58,959
Speaker 1: just want to party, Daddy, I just want to party. Yeah,

857
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Speaker 1: I can't. By the way, Kyle, we I want you

858
00:53:04,040 --> 00:53:08,399
Speaker 1: to win. I gotta see this dude on stage. Yeah,

859
00:53:08,400 --> 00:53:11,880
Speaker 1: it's like he'll be up there. Definitely, definitely not allowed

860
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Speaker 1: to speak, though, right. I don't know. I would he

861
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Speaker 1: go that, but maybe I don't know. We got a

862
00:53:19,880 --> 00:53:22,760
Speaker 1: text that we'll text him. UH, well, the Emmy's aren't tonight.

863
00:53:23,239 --> 00:53:26,359
Speaker 1: There Monday, but by the time airs or whatever, yeah,

864
00:53:26,400 --> 00:53:30,239
Speaker 1: it'll it'll already be out. But yes, we have to.

865
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Speaker 1: He has to grab the microphone just to be like

866
00:53:33,200 --> 00:53:43,200
Speaker 1: what's up? Yeah, scream, yeah, that'd be great. Uh. The

867
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Speaker 1: EMMYS are a absolutely terrifying place, though, because normally, like

868
00:53:47,920 --> 00:53:50,279
Speaker 1: those award shows, you just look out, like when I

869
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Speaker 1: did the MTV movie award. Yeah, you, but did you

870
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Speaker 1: perform at the m I performed at the Emmys a

871
00:53:55,040 --> 00:53:58,120
Speaker 1: couple of years ago and you look out and there's

872
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Speaker 1: like huge stars, like sitting right in front. It's like

873
00:54:00,800 --> 00:54:03,120
Speaker 1: Michael Douglass and ship and you're just like, oh my God,

874
00:54:03,239 --> 00:54:06,040
Speaker 1: fucking there's like huge stars in the crowd up. But

875
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Speaker 1: the MTV movie awards it's just like you look out

876
00:54:08,239 --> 00:54:10,799
Speaker 1: and there's just like Whiz Khalifa and so. So you're

877
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Speaker 1: not you're not intimidating. You're like that, is that your

878
00:54:14,040 --> 00:54:16,440
Speaker 1: epic slam? Come on, no, he's just saying that you're

879
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Speaker 1: very comfortable around Whiz. He's very like Whiz. I'm like, Hey,

880
00:54:20,520 --> 00:54:25,400
Speaker 1: I'm like there's there's the Homie Whiz Khalifa, but Michael Douglas,

881
00:54:25,520 --> 00:54:28,120
Speaker 1: you aren't, like there's the homie. Michael Douglas should be. Dude.

882
00:54:28,160 --> 00:54:32,160
Speaker 1: I started opposite Michael Douglas, and that I mean it's animated,

883
00:54:32,239 --> 00:54:35,719
Speaker 1: but our characters talked the entire time in the green,

884
00:54:35,840 --> 00:54:39,160
Speaker 1: green eggs and ham. Never we were at a party together,

885
00:54:39,200 --> 00:54:42,040
Speaker 1: one of those any pre EMMI parties, and he was

886
00:54:42,120 --> 00:54:44,080
Speaker 1: standing right next to me and close like go say hi,

887
00:54:44,320 --> 00:54:47,000
Speaker 1: is Michael Douglas Right there? I'm like, yeah, he just

888
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Speaker 1: looked too scary. You look too intimidated, and I'm like no,

889
00:54:49,400 --> 00:54:52,319
Speaker 1: I guarantee you he rocks, because it didn't. You say,

890
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Speaker 1: he's like I got throat cancer because I was going

891
00:54:54,480 --> 00:54:57,719
Speaker 1: down too many. Yeah, he was. He was eating and

892
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Speaker 1: he's saying that. I A that's a big fat alleged.

893
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Speaker 1: I know. I'm pretty sure alleged looked this up. I'm serious,

894
00:55:09,719 --> 00:55:12,080
Speaker 1: I think you did. I think I think it was. Yes,

895
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Speaker 1: Mystical Douglas, and that's another episode. This is standing in it.

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Speaker 1: In it, who