Speaker 1: Hi, guys, this is Teddy Mellencamp and I'm joined by
Speaker 1: my friend Emily Simpson for our new spinoff show Popping Off,
Speaker 1: where we are digging deep on this season of Banner
Speaker 1: Pump Rules. Hi guys, welcome to another episode of Popping
Speaker 1: Off with myself, Teddy Mellencamp and Emily Simpson.
Speaker 2: Thanks for joining us.
Speaker 1: Oh shoot, Emily, you wanted to start the intro today,
Speaker 1: you know, let's do it again. Let's see how it
Speaker 1: flows with you and then.
Speaker 2: I'll go second. Okay, Hello everyone, welcome to Popping Off
Speaker 2: with Emily Simpson and Teddy Mellencamp, your favorite. Oh my gosh,
Speaker 2: we're social losers. Yeah we are.
Speaker 1: I have the burps, guys, don't mind me.
Speaker 2: I tried, you know, as well as classy. That's super classy.
Speaker 2: I keep it classy right here. On another episode of
Speaker 2: Popping Off. Yes, it's pretty funny. We had a because
Speaker 2: I struggle.
Speaker 1: Naturally without having an alcoholic beverage with like feeling like
Speaker 1: I always have the verbs. And yesterday we had Kiki
Speaker 1: Barth on Real Housewives from Real Housewives to Miami, and
Speaker 1: she like had a couple of verps and she's like, sorry,
Speaker 1: I'm drinking a beer. Guys, I'm like, I wonder if.
Speaker 2: Every time that happens to me, people think that I'm
Speaker 2: drinking but this is just actually my unfortunate life. No,
Speaker 2: I think people just think you're that unfortunate. Yeah, people additives.
Speaker 1: Like not only I you know it is what it is, clearly.
Speaker 2: I don't think people are out there trying to make
Speaker 2: excuses for you, like maybe it's the beer, maybe it's alcohol.
Speaker 1: I'm out of like a group chat with like my
Speaker 1: best girlfriends that I've known since mommy and me, and
Speaker 1: we've now created a list of people that apparently we
Speaker 1: can't like.
Speaker 2: Celebrities not people. Okay, okay, am I on that list?
Speaker 1: No, there's no housewives okay, good vander pump rolls people
Speaker 1: on the list, but all of a sudden on the list,
Speaker 1: I was looking because we like add to it and
Speaker 1: then it like becomes a running joke. And yesterday on
Speaker 1: the list, I'm like, why did Miley Cyrus get added
Speaker 1: to the list. I'm like, what did she do that
Speaker 1: pissed us off? And one of my friends wrote her
Speaker 1: voice the way she talks, and I go so great,
Speaker 1: Now am I on the list?
Speaker 2: Like it's like and they're like, well, you can't be
Speaker 2: on the list because you're on the group chat. I'm like, right,
Speaker 2: there's a separate group chat that you're not a part of,
Speaker 2: just to let you know. And they all talk about
Speaker 2: how much they can't stand you, like Teddy's voice is
Speaker 2: reason enough that she is on this list. But I
Speaker 2: was like, dang it, you know, like the list is
Speaker 2: getting longer. It's such a fourteen people. Now, that is
Speaker 2: a lot of people on this I didn't you know
Speaker 2: you had that many friends? No people on the list?
Speaker 2: Can I was like, oh, there's only five on the group.
Speaker 2: I was like, there's no way the fourteenth brother.
Speaker 1: Come on, it's seven right if we're including you.
Speaker 2: Right, maybe it's like SciTE and a half. It's like,
Speaker 2: we'll see how it is. We'll see how it goes.
Speaker 2: What's doing with you? Anything exciting? Well, well, nothing exciting.
Speaker 2: But I was eating a pretzel yesterday and then I
Speaker 2: was like, oh, that feels weird and one of my
Speaker 2: veneers fell out. Have you ever had that happen to you?
Speaker 2: Are your teeth reeal or do you have veneers? No?
Speaker 1: My front four teeth are veneers.
Speaker 2: But Mott the crazy thing is I've had these for
Speaker 2: They said you're supposed to get them replaced every ten years. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I got my Veneers when I was nineteen years old. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: there's doing and strong. This is my second set of
Speaker 2: Veneers because I just replaced them recently because it had
Speaker 2: been ten years and then the pretzel took one out,
Speaker 2: so I got to get it. Fill sang back there. Now,
Speaker 2: so you're a vampire. Yeah, there's like a little fang.
Speaker 2: You can't really see it, but anyway, it hurts you
Speaker 2: when you smiled big, I did see it. Oh, very attractive.
Speaker 2: Oh oh my god. Right. Anyhow, so now that we
Speaker 2: get into Banner Pump Rules, I liked this episode because
Speaker 2: we're starting to see more stuff going on, also starting
Speaker 2: to wonder is this going to be like a housewife's
Speaker 2: situation where like we need some fresh blood. I think
Speaker 2: we're gonna need some fresh blood because I don't know.
Speaker 2: I mean, once Sandabal kind of repairs everything with everyone,
Speaker 2: which I feel like, is where we're going what happens
Speaker 2: after that? Where do we go from there? And then
Speaker 2: is it two completely divided groups? And then who are
Speaker 2: Katie Maloney and Ariana going to talk? With because then
Speaker 2: they're going to be mad at everybody, And then are
Speaker 2: we only going to see Ariana's messy room for the
Speaker 2: rest of time? Like it was even messier this episode,
Speaker 2: I know, And I like how she goes in there,
Speaker 2: like why, I don't know, I don't get it, Like
Speaker 2: she's talking about her designer furniture while she's in her room.
Speaker 2: I'm like, are you talking about the designer custom made
Speaker 2: furniture underneath all of your shit?
Speaker 1: I'm like, you're gonna have to leave your room to
Speaker 1: show us the furniture because we can't see anything other
Speaker 1: than clothes and like hairpins and god dogs, anything that
Speaker 1: you can imagine. But I guess before we can even
Speaker 1: make that decision, we're going to have to see how
Speaker 1: the valley goes, and then we're also going to have
Speaker 1: to see how I don't know what it is called,
Speaker 1: but like the Great Big Wolf or whatever.
Speaker 2: I'm assuming that's going to be a show too. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it looks like it's heading that way right. Well, they're
Speaker 2: saying vander pump Villa is going to be a new show,
Speaker 2: but I feel like if they're showing us this much
Speaker 2: big bad wolf and were those actual wolves or were
Speaker 2: those dogs that were big? I don't know, we would
Speaker 2: have to do a DNA taste test, but I feel
Speaker 2: like those were some big huskies.
Speaker 1: And if you are a proponent of like animal welfare,
Speaker 1: are you allowed to have wolves on leashes?
Speaker 2: I don't know, they I think I think those were
Speaker 2: real wolves. But yeah, I hope they got compensated for
Speaker 2: the photo shoot. We can't be taking advantage of the wolves.
Speaker 2: And like, are wolves like pitbulls, Like as long as
Speaker 2: they're raised right, they're they're not going to try to
Speaker 2: eat you. I feel like that's wrong. I feel like,
Speaker 2: no matter what, they're always innately a wolf and they
Speaker 2: you just they just might snap at any second.
Speaker 1: Do you think the wolves were offended by how much
Speaker 1: photoshop was used in the photos?
Speaker 2: They were like, that's not what Lisa looked like that day.
Speaker 2: Just want to let everybody know, and like, brother freaking record,
Speaker 2: I'm not a wolf, I'm a docson and this is
Speaker 2: all this is a wolf suit. It's really a Pomeranian actually,
Speaker 2: James Kennedy and Sana and Rocks, tiny whities and just
Speaker 2: was a lot.
Speaker 1: But all right, let's get in Before we get into
Speaker 1: the episode, we've got some Housewife headlines, which the first
Speaker 1: one pretty much just shows that scandabal has now hit
Speaker 1: all forms of media, television, all the things. Because it
Speaker 1: has officially made it on SNL.
Speaker 2: I feel like, actually, if you if you're on SNL,
Speaker 2: even if they're making fun of you, I mean, you're
Speaker 2: pretty famous at this point, Like, no one's making fun
Speaker 2: of you on SNL. Just to let you know, just
Speaker 2: sho be the bear Man news. SNL knows your name, Emily,
Speaker 2: I'm sure they don't. My only shoe into SNL is
Speaker 2: one of my clients is on SNL and I jokingly
Speaker 2: one time texted her and said, and it was solely
Speaker 2: for my own purpose, I said, could you do a
Speaker 2: video mocking me? And she was like ha ha, but
Speaker 2: like then didn't. So yeah, she's like she's like, it's
Speaker 2: not even worthy to send on a text, let alone
Speaker 2: put it into a skit. Wait, but what do you
Speaker 2: mean she's on SNL like she's an actual Like yeah,
Speaker 2: she's one of the community. She wasn't on SNL when
Speaker 2: she was a client, it was years and years ago,
Speaker 2: but now she is on.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'm allowed to talk about it because she's
Speaker 1: posted about it before. But she was trying to go
Speaker 1: all in and I watched like kind of her rise
Speaker 1: to success. And she is one of the funniest women
Speaker 1: out there, and I've just I'm blown.
Speaker 2: Away by her.
Speaker 1: But however, she was not in the Scandavall skit, But
Speaker 1: it's SNL is making fun of Alabama's recent Supreme Court
Speaker 1: ruling that an embryo is the legal equivalent equivalent of
Speaker 1: a human child. In the skit, a frozen embryo appears
Speaker 1: on stage talking.
Speaker 2: About its life. The band of All is the name dropped.
Speaker 2: When the embryo is asked if it feels like a
Speaker 2: full human life, they joke, does this look like a
Speaker 2: life to you? Colin?
Speaker 1: I'm living at negative two hundred degrees in liquid nitrogensing
Speaker 1: my non existent nipples off. I don't got a brain,
Speaker 1: I don't got a heart.
Speaker 2: I'm like Tom sand of All. I don't don't Tom.
Speaker 1: You did it again, which I guess we could talk
Speaker 1: about this later. But I didn't need to know that
Speaker 1: Tom Sandoval had an a tattooed on his ass when
Speaker 1: they were hitting the freaking golf balls.
Speaker 2: Out of it. I didn't. You didn't need to know that. No,
Speaker 2: And you know what.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying this to be an asshole. I mean,
Speaker 1: I guess everything I say is an asshole comment. But like,
Speaker 1: I also am not really prone to guys that have
Speaker 1: tramp stamps or tattoos in their butt region.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like they actually like someone down there
Speaker 2: in that region and that's odd. Yeah, like I but
Speaker 2: also why would And it's painful, it's painful on your butt.
Speaker 2: I mean I have a I have a tattoo that's
Speaker 2: this big on my butt that I got, you know,
Speaker 2: in the eighth or ninth grade or whatever, and now
Speaker 2: it just looks like a blob because you got a
Speaker 2: tattoo in the eighth grade? Where were your parents? Where
Speaker 2: is your parental guidance?
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't have the hardest in lay. But
Speaker 1: my dad is like a bigtime rock star, so he
Speaker 1: was not around. He was very booked hup on tour.
Speaker 1: And my mom was like the cool mom, you know,
Speaker 1: like as long as you tell me were cool with whatever.
Speaker 1: And you know, my id Emily allowed me to get it,
Speaker 1: so you.
Speaker 2: Know, well, maybe the A on his ass is like
Speaker 2: the scarlet letter. It's like a for adultery, a for
Speaker 2: adultery or ariana which is kind of the same thing
Speaker 2: that is true. There we go, makes sense. All works out, Yeah,
Speaker 2: it all works out in the end. Does Shane have
Speaker 2: any tattoos on his lower regions? Are you kidding? Shane
Speaker 2: is as Mormon as you can get. There are no tattoos.
Speaker 2: His body is a temple. No alcohol, no tattoos, no
Speaker 2: cat Well, I would say, no caffeine, except he drinks
Speaker 2: diet coke like a fiend. So but no coffee because
Speaker 2: that's in the book. No coffee, no call if you
Speaker 2: guys want to go down a Mormon rabbit hole.
Speaker 1: Last night when I couldn't sleep because I had anxiety,
Speaker 1: and I know this is like a sickness, but what
Speaker 1: calms me is crime or scandal or those types of things.
Speaker 1: So I listened to the podcast about the woman Ruby.
Speaker 1: Have you followed anything about this?
Speaker 2: No? Tell me, tell me more. Okay, So her name
Speaker 2: is Ruby. She they called like themselves the Eight Passengers
Speaker 2: because they had six kids and it's the two parents
Speaker 2: and essentially they documented their entire life on YouTube. And
Speaker 2: then she got in trouble for essentially like abusing her kids.
Speaker 2: But if you guys are like me, and you like
Speaker 2: I don't I don't like that she did this to
Speaker 2: her kids, obviously, but you just listen to those type
Speaker 2: of things, you will be hooked. It is so insane
Speaker 2: that it makes everything that happened on this episode of
Speaker 2: vander Pump Rules seem like nothing. Well, so you can't
Speaker 2: watch them together because then you you then you compare
Speaker 2: the two. Yeah, I went from watching I watched like
Speaker 2: child abuse and murderer, and then I watched Vanner Pump
Speaker 2: and I'm like, sand will not that bad. But I'm like, man,
Speaker 2: you know, why did fine that they're fighting in a
Speaker 2: store while trying on bikinis right like, this.
Speaker 1: Is no biggie Okay, this next thing. There is probably
Speaker 1: like ten different headlines where I couldn't even keep up
Speaker 1: about this loan and the house. There's one on TMZ.
Speaker 1: There's one on page six. The first one is Tom
Speaker 1: Sandoval wants Arianomatics to pay back is ninety thousand dollars
Speaker 1: loan before the house sale. Then Tom Samval denies that
Speaker 1: area Auto Mattox requests to sell the home that they share,
Speaker 1: claim she did not act reasonably and in good faith.
Speaker 2: It just goes on and on.
Speaker 1: He's saying she claimed to mitigate she failed to mitigate
Speaker 1: whatever damages she suffered in her documents, adding she didn't
Speaker 1: perform reasonably and in good faith. Right, this is also
Speaker 1: a mess. And know who is additionally a mess, the
Speaker 1: interior designer?
Speaker 2: I know, I agree, And first of all, I was like,
Speaker 2: it's very interesting that she was walking around talking about
Speaker 2: all this custom furniture. And I was like, is she
Speaker 2: trying to do that so that she can get some
Speaker 2: kind of value because she's going to use that as
Speaker 2: I don't know, like you, I don't owe you this
Speaker 2: money because I bought all this furniture and it's all
Speaker 2: custom made and it's expensive. Like I didn't really understand
Speaker 2: the purpose of what she was doing.
Speaker 1: Or I was wondering if she was trying to up
Speaker 1: the value of the house, like because you know some
Speaker 1: of these like you know, I live in one of them,
Speaker 1: Like I call them the McMansions, where we all look
Speaker 1: like we live in the same house that just different sizes,
Speaker 1: so they're mcmahonnsients. But some of the mc mansions don't
Speaker 1: have the best.
Speaker 2: You know, lighting or floors or pieces. So I was like,
Speaker 2: is she trying to up the value of the house
Speaker 2: by saying we did all of these customized things. But
Speaker 2: I don't know. But I like when she was like
Speaker 2: looking at that thing hanging from the ceiling, it looked
Speaker 2: like someone found some junk at a junk yard and
Speaker 2: then just suspended it from the ceiling. And then she
Speaker 2: the designers like that's was very expensive. But it was like,
Speaker 2: when was it a Shane? What was it? Well, you
Speaker 2: know in Beetlejuice, when they sit down at the dinner
Speaker 2: and like the legs come out and like it's like
Speaker 2: they all start singing. I was like, this is how
Speaker 2: it feels.
Speaker 1: I also wanted like imagine myself telling Edwin that we're
Speaker 1: going to get pink dining room chairs.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like that would be something where he'd be like, listen,
Speaker 2: if you want pink dining room chairs, that yo, that's
Speaker 2: on you. And if he would let you, he would
Speaker 2: let you get pink dining room chairs. I mean, I
Speaker 2: don't I know that he would like put up a
Speaker 2: fight about it if I really wanted them. But I
Speaker 2: also think if we were to break up, he wouldn't
Speaker 2: be so sad to lose him. I don't know, I
Speaker 2: don't know if Shane would let me get pink dining
Speaker 2: room chairs. I feel like he would be like, that's fine.
Speaker 2: You can get them, and you can also put them
Speaker 2: in your own home somewhere else, not this house.
Speaker 1: But I also have a very controversial thing to talk about,
Speaker 1: which is in regards to dining room tables.
Speaker 2: I actually hate them. I never use a dining room table.
Speaker 2: I use the small table in the kitchen, right, Like,
Speaker 2: how often do you sit down at your formal dining
Speaker 2: room table. I have a formal dining room table, and
Speaker 2: we use it. I would say once a year maybe, right,
Speaker 2: So isn't that just a waste of space? It really
Speaker 2: bugs me. Why why can't we change that and have it?
Speaker 2: Like I was like, why don't we make this like
Speaker 2: a billiard room or like something will utilize like because
Speaker 2: at Christmas and Thanksgiving we may or may not sit there,
Speaker 2: and nobody wants to anyway. I know every time I
Speaker 2: try to make my kids sit there, they just sit
Speaker 2: for a second and then they all run away and hide. So,
Speaker 2: you know, I don't know. I mean I think it's
Speaker 2: pretty when you walk in, Like you walk into my
Speaker 2: house and there's a chandelier and there's a formal dining
Speaker 2: room and it's nice, But it's not it's not functional,
Speaker 2: like we don't use it right.
Speaker 1: Well, if you ever were to invite me over, which
Speaker 1: at this point it doesn't seem like you are. I
Speaker 1: want to sit at the dining room table, and I
Speaker 1: want like, okay, full setup, name.
Speaker 2: Tag, all the things, all right, I will do it
Speaker 2: just for you. We can do we could do our
Speaker 2: podcast from my dining room. Oh actually, can you just
Speaker 2: turn your dining room into a podcast studio. Yes, I'm
Speaker 2: sure someone, Yes, we could just record from my dining
Speaker 2: room from now on. I'll just eat. I'll have it
Speaker 2: catered each week. Oh my god, it'll be a different meal.
Speaker 1: Listen, let's spend all the money that we make just
Speaker 1: having the wednesdays of our life. This next one is
Speaker 1: John Oliver jabs. Tom Sandoval says pigs are smarter than him. Listen,
Speaker 1: I don't know how smart a pig is.
Speaker 2: I can't pigs. Pigs are highly intelligent. How woud you
Speaker 2: heard that before? I mean, don't pigs live and shit?
Speaker 2: They do, but I think they enjoy that. But I mean,
Speaker 2: I think pigs are highly intelligent. So I don't know
Speaker 2: if that's actually an insult. I mean, I mean, I
Speaker 2: think Tom should take that as a compliment, like I
Speaker 2: think that I mean pigs. No, I mean, oh, we
Speaker 2: just got this answer. Pigs are as intelligent as a
Speaker 2: three year old child. Well, I mean, Dove's pretty smart.
Speaker 2: Thinks are smarter than dogs. I mean, I think my
Speaker 2: dog is a genius. So I'll be the judge of
Speaker 2: that when I'm at your dining room table. If he
Speaker 2: begs for food, how he will? He will beg for food? Okay.
Speaker 2: Fans puzzled by Lisa vander Pump's spurry social media photo
Speaker 2: the Paradise article, I actually I thought this photo. I
Speaker 2: saw it when she posted it. I thought it was
Speaker 2: just some reference to her new restaurant that's called Wolf.
Speaker 2: I thought she she just thought this guy would be
Speaker 2: like a great matre d right.
Speaker 1: I also want to know who goes to Who's like listen,
Speaker 1: my main source of news is Paradise articles.
Speaker 2: I've never heard of Paradise before, Like, hold up, let
Speaker 2: me get to It's like my friend who calls TMZ
Speaker 2: the news. She would be like, did you see on
Speaker 2: the news. I'm like, you mean CAMZ right? Do you
Speaker 2: mean Instagram reels? Because that's where I get all my news.
Speaker 2: But this this wolf, I almost called it a fox.
Speaker 1: This wolf looks different than the wolves that we saw
Speaker 1: on this episode, so I'm like, either.
Speaker 2: This wolf has a suit on, so there's that. This
Speaker 2: wolf actually is Tom Sanduvil confirmed, but it's not Cross
Speaker 2: so it's not a top stand of all this episode. No,
Speaker 2: this this is like a badass wolf that's about to
Speaker 2: go into court and like kick some ass and litigate.
Speaker 2: Like this wolf knows what's up. Maybe this maybe this.
Speaker 1: Wolf is like Anne's boyfriend, because I've learned at this point,
Speaker 1: Anne is in on all the joke, even though she
Speaker 1: has like a interesting demeanor in her delivery.
Speaker 2: Uh huh where she's gonna Yeah, But I think she's
Speaker 2: actually like haha you yeah, like she's playing coy. She
Speaker 2: is in to mock everyone. But fans are confused by it.
Speaker 2: But they won't be now because they're going to see
Speaker 2: the full wolf wolf woof photo shoot.
Speaker 1: Well, we're gonna take a quick break and then we
Speaker 1: will come back to talk about.
Speaker 2: The actual episode.
Speaker 1: Starts out James is driving Graham Cracker home. He's unsure
Speaker 1: how Ali will react to him bringing home his ex's dog,
Speaker 1: but he's ecstatic to have Graham back in his life.
Speaker 2: But I couldn't focus on any of this because you're
Speaker 2: spot on James's console. Yeah, was that dog poop? Was
Speaker 2: he putting a treat there and it melted? Like? Who?
Speaker 1: Like I drive when I Drew drive, my car can
Speaker 1: be messy from time to time. But if there was
Speaker 1: a big brown, gooey stain next to me, I would notice.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know, I feel like it could be
Speaker 2: dog poop, except there wasn't any smear anywhere near it,
Speaker 2: So I don't know how he could just poop like
Speaker 2: a little dot and then cleanly exit. Well.
Speaker 1: Then I started going like down conspiracy theories. I was like,
Speaker 1: maybe he wanted to make sure, you know, like when
Speaker 1: you have the car cams when you're getting filmed, like
Speaker 1: you kind of have to be in a certain area.
Speaker 1: I was like, maybe he put peanut butter there, so
Speaker 1: then Graham would want to be in on the action
Speaker 1: and be on camera the whole time, like this is
Speaker 1: this is why I have issues.
Speaker 2: But then his head would be down like this and
Speaker 2: he'd be eating the peanut butter, so he wouldn't be
Speaker 2: on camera at all. Fuck, So what is it? Why?
Speaker 2: Maybe it's an eminem that melted. That is the biggest
Speaker 2: eminem I've ever seen in my life. And one of
Speaker 2: those Emily sized peanut butter everyone. I don't know. It
Speaker 2: just was a lot.
Speaker 1: And then we get to arian a lot of driving
Speaker 1: scenes this episode. Ariana and Katie are driving and Ariana
Speaker 1: mentions that things at the restaurant are shitty. Literally someone
Speaker 1: pooped on their patio.
Speaker 2: And I was like, that was Emily me. It was
Speaker 2: not me. I have never pooped on a patio, have you.
Speaker 2: I mean, I've pooped in my neighborhood. Like I'm out
Speaker 2: for a walk. Have you ever had that happen where
Speaker 2: you go for a walk and you're like a mile
Speaker 2: from your house and you're like, oh my god. And
Speaker 2: I literally had to, like, you know, like go up
Speaker 2: into someone's embankment in my neighborhood and like shit behind
Speaker 2: a tree. You want to hard time.
Speaker 1: I can't even make fun of you because I have
Speaker 1: done the same thing.
Speaker 2: I know you have. That's the only reason I said it,
Speaker 2: because I know you could share in this because I
Speaker 2: and Kyle will never let me live it down.
Speaker 1: There's a place where they all live, like they have
Speaker 1: houses in Lakinta and there's like a loop. And inside
Speaker 1: of this loop that you go on like a jog
Speaker 1: or a walk on, there's like no botty area. And
Speaker 1: I realized when I start to get like that hot,
Speaker 1: like cold, flashy.
Speaker 2: Feeling, I sat panicking and you get the cramps in
Speaker 2: the stomach. Yeah, and I'm like, I'm not gonna freaking
Speaker 2: make it. And I realized that our one hundred thousand
Speaker 2: listeners are really appreciating this. But if you've been there,
Speaker 2: it's really a bad situation. It's a really shitty situation
Speaker 2: to be It's very shitty.
Speaker 1: But the only way that I was able to do
Speaker 1: this was that I had on a tank top and
Speaker 1: I was able to utilize that tank top.
Speaker 2: Oh, toilet paper got it.
Speaker 1: But if I'd just been like a sports bra kind
Speaker 1: of day what I've done, then I.
Speaker 2: Had to use leaves like large. I found large leaves,
Speaker 2: large flat leaves. I would have a hard time with
Speaker 2: leaves like those are crunchy. I'd worry about them getting
Speaker 2: your nut. It was the leaves or nothing. That's where
Speaker 2: I was at in life.
Speaker 1: I love that we can judge Tom Zandoval for having
Speaker 1: an a tattooed on his ass, but We're happy to
Speaker 1: use our white tank tops and leaves on ours when
Speaker 1: we have to shit in people's neighborhood. But however, the
Speaker 1: patio is what's really holding things up. Apparently they were
Speaker 1: hoping that to open by the end of the month,
Speaker 1: which we.
Speaker 2: Now know how happened. We know the end of the
Speaker 2: month has now been what are we like? Eight night?
Speaker 2: But the city keeps throwing things at them.
Speaker 1: Katie has zero fomo about the Tahoe trip.
Speaker 2: She doubts Shorts. Oh, she doubts Shorts thinks it's a.
Speaker 1: Good idea either, And if they all end up coming
Speaker 1: up as besties, Arianna will still respect her boundaries. She
Speaker 1: refuses to be loyal to anyone who isn't loyal to her.
Speaker 2: That is a hard line drawn in the sand. So basically,
Speaker 2: it's like if anyone comes to any resolution with Sandoval
Speaker 2: and decides that, you know what, the past is the past,
Speaker 2: we just have to move on, then then they are
Speaker 2: now dead to Ariana? Is that where they're all at?
Speaker 2: And also now Ariana also thinks that Shorts is dead
Speaker 2: to her, So it's like, what are we going to do?
Speaker 1: Because with all do as Andy says, watching solely Arianna
Speaker 1: and Katie.
Speaker 2: It ain't it for me. I need more action exactly
Speaker 2: whether we got to get Sheena's babysitter making out with
Speaker 2: Katie soon, like sum's got to go on with them
Speaker 2: except for talking about their exes at this point exactly.
Speaker 1: Arianna did have a funny confessional comment. She said, like
Speaker 1: who do I have to go to?
Speaker 2: Oh? Who do I have to blow to? Yeah? And
Speaker 2: then it doesn't do it. But then I was like,
Speaker 2: that didn't even.
Speaker 1: Really sound like her. I wonder who gave her that line.
Speaker 2: I don't know, but what was that that was in
Speaker 2: regards to getting the permits? Right, Like she's like, who
Speaker 2: do I have to blow to get some permits around
Speaker 2: here or something? Well, clearly shouldn't blow anybody because they
Speaker 2: still don't have them. So I mean clearly she did
Speaker 2: and it was not good, and she used one of
Speaker 2: your broken Venier teeth and is right? Or she did
Speaker 2: in her bedroom and they couldn't come. There's too much
Speaker 2: more to my house. But they were like, what the
Speaker 2: hell this is hoarders.
Speaker 1: I'm out here, it's hoarders and I can't get away.
Speaker 2: From that white noise. Right, They're like, no permits for
Speaker 2: you look at her house, but this is the health
Speaker 2: shit in your bedroom, Let alone the freaking sandwich shop.
Speaker 2: Let me making sandwiches. But I'm just so confused as
Speaker 2: to why I can go to a subway near my
Speaker 2: house that's like a B or a C and grating
Speaker 2: and they have permits and because they didn't have a
Speaker 2: patio with shit on it. You're right, subway doesn't have
Speaker 2: a But.
Speaker 1: Have you noticed that subway is like Disneyland where it
Speaker 1: like spews out or like Abercrombie where it spews out
Speaker 1: a smell like I can smell subway from a couple
Speaker 1: of blocks away.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, absolutely, it has its own distinct smell. I
Speaker 2: don't know what it is, but it is a subway smell.
Speaker 1: So if it's something about her, ever does open. I
Speaker 1: do think they could spray out some like now that
Speaker 1: they don't have a patio vibe, they could have like.
Speaker 2: A smell vibe. You mean, like a subliminal that just
Speaker 2: kind of like entices people to come in, like a
Speaker 2: ham and cheese, like a warm ham and cheese, wet
Speaker 2: morning walk. Yeah it was one time.
Speaker 1: Oh well then we get back to we leave this situation.
Speaker 1: We know this has gone nowhere, James brings Graham home.
Speaker 2: You could tell Allie is not for this. She's not happy,
Speaker 2: but she's trying to. Like it's like that fake smile
Speaker 2: and you're like, oh great, old Ali's like, I am
Speaker 2: so glad this happened for the first time on camera,
Speaker 2: so I have to sit here and write that. I
Speaker 2: like also most of the time, and don't come at me,
Speaker 2: guys most of the time.
Speaker 1: If you're a cat lover, you're not also a dog lover.
Speaker 1: Like you're either a cat person or dog person.
Speaker 2: I think people are yeah, yeah, which are you a
Speaker 2: cat or dog? Dog? Me? See, I'm a dog person.
Speaker 1: Cats, you know, I don't even like being hugged and
Speaker 1: like cats are always like poking at you.
Speaker 2: But cats only like you for a second then they leave,
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: But they know when you're annoyed, and then they need
Speaker 1: at you all the time.
Speaker 2: Oh the kneading. You don't like the kneading?
Speaker 1: Yeah, like I'm like, so, I mean, I don't know
Speaker 1: Dev wants a cat. We'll see what happens. But you
Speaker 1: could tell she wasn't a fan of it. They have
Speaker 1: Graham outside, Graham barks at their cat banks banks banks
Speaker 1: and it worries Ali Graham was given up because he
Speaker 1: was biting, and she is not okay with it.
Speaker 2: As this episode progresses, I need the fact that I've
Speaker 2: already seen this storyline and lifted on Real Housewives of
Speaker 2: Beverly Hills. Is very hard for me to like, even
Speaker 2: are you over there over the dog storyline? I thought
Speaker 2: the dog, but I yes, and I realize I'm skipping
Speaker 2: to later in the episode, but I just want to
Speaker 2: point this out while we're talking about the dog. Did
Speaker 2: you see how when Lisa brought the dog in to
Speaker 2: Tahoe to the place, she hands the dog off and then.
Speaker 1: She goes, I don't want to talk about it, but
Speaker 1: here you go, And she was once again passing the
Speaker 1: baton of all the information that she has given to
Speaker 1: someone on one of her shows to talk about a
Speaker 1: dog situation for them to then carry the storyline out.
Speaker 1: And that's exactly what they did. So I mean less
Speaker 1: stupid for being.
Speaker 3: I'm not the only one that will forward. I'm the
Speaker 3: least smart as a pig, at least or a three
Speaker 3: year old. I do like that the dog got to
Speaker 3: ride on the private jet and everyone else is like
Speaker 3: on a commercial flight.
Speaker 2: Well, and also the shade on poor Ken, like can
Speaker 2: they not make him look like he's like not one
Speaker 2: hundred and seventy two years old. He's taking a nap.
Speaker 2: That's the only that's the only shot of him on
Speaker 2: the plane as him will pass out of sleep, like
Speaker 2: you know, somebody was there filming the entire time. That
Speaker 2: like poor Ken.
Speaker 1: First, this has to be like some come in and
Speaker 1: deliver weird information sometimes and then they catch him sleeping
Speaker 1: on the plane. But yeah, I did appreciate, like, no, no, James,
Speaker 1: you and Alie can't come on the plane.
Speaker 2: But this storyline is good enough that your dog can,
Speaker 2: You're dog can. We're gonna bring it, the biting dog
Speaker 2: to a rental property to be around a bunch of
Speaker 2: our employees. Yeah, the biting dog. But I also think.
Speaker 1: Ali is just more worried that with the dog coming,
Speaker 1: she's becoming like.
Speaker 2: She's the new mom, she's the step mom. She's the stepmom.
Speaker 2: But she's also like Raquel Junior, She's like racali 'calie,
Speaker 2: Like what do you mean explain it?
Speaker 1: Like now she is morphed into the same exact life.
Speaker 2: Like they have this same dog, they have the same
Speaker 2: that what else is there. They have the same boyfriend.
Speaker 2: They have the same boyfriend. I'm sure they have the
Speaker 2: same issues with the boyfriend. Yeah, and you can you
Speaker 2: can see. I actually really like Allie as I continue
Speaker 2: watching her. I think she's good on the show. Yeah,
Speaker 2: because even when she says something that's a little shady,
Speaker 2: then she immediately realizes and goes, I guess that was
Speaker 2: kind of mean, but he he And that's how humans
Speaker 2: actually are, right, We say shitty stuff and then sometimes
Speaker 2: we regret it. It happens to me all the time. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean, and then sometimes I don't regret it, and
Speaker 2: I don't that out. Yeah, I mean sometimes I regret it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you know, I mean, if we remember it, sometimes you
Speaker 2: regret it.
Speaker 1: Then we get to Santavala and shorts shopping for Tahoe outfits,
Speaker 1: and shorts was sent to headlines about this is I mean,
Speaker 1: this is amazing. As if the headlines are dropped at
Speaker 1: the same exact time, He's like.
Speaker 2: What whoa, whoa goo, Oh my gosh, wow, we're selling
Speaker 2: The timing of this is so bananas. But she changed
Speaker 2: her name from Raquel to Rachel, and then not three
Speaker 2: minutes later, he's like, here's another one she's out of
Speaker 2: the mental facility. And you see both times Sandoval knows
Speaker 2: already right, which she is indicating that he talks to her,
Speaker 2: so he already knows these things well. And then let's
Speaker 2: also be clear, this means Shorts also knew already. Yes,
Speaker 2: if Sandoval knew already, Shorts knew already exactly that acting
Speaker 2: could have maybe been worked on just a touch maybe
Speaker 2: or maybe they didn't.
Speaker 1: Maybe they could have been like, let's talk about the
Speaker 1: headlines that came out this week, right instead of it's
Speaker 1: like breaking news.
Speaker 2: Yeah, breaking news, Like maybe there could have had more
Speaker 2: because then the conversation kind of stopped. And I think
Speaker 2: that's what the group has a problem with Shorts on
Speaker 2: is like Shorts doesn't push Sandoval to share more like oh,
Speaker 2: like at that point, I wanted to go, well, how
Speaker 2: did you know she changed her name? Was that because
Speaker 2: you saw the Google alert or because you talked to her?
Speaker 2: Right right, You're like, is it because you saw it
Speaker 2: or you actually spoke to her? And if you actually
Speaker 2: spoke to her, what was the conversation about? When was
Speaker 2: the conversation? How did you have it? Did you talk
Speaker 2: on the phone?
Speaker 1: Was the text right, yeah, Because then we get to
Speaker 1: the text messages and he says that now all of
Speaker 1: a sudden, the texts are blue or they have been green.
Speaker 1: So now we're starting to guess that maybe they haven't talked.
Speaker 1: But this is what I didn't like, and I know
Speaker 1: I already tied to the center of the chat. But
Speaker 1: we are shown one little snippet of a text that
Speaker 1: Tom Sandoval sent to Rachel, and they read it, they show.
Speaker 2: It to us. But then at that same point they
Speaker 2: pan the phone and I see a bunch of little
Speaker 2: texts and then two blue bubbles. What did a second
Speaker 2: blue bubble say? We got a lot.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you got a lot of dms,
Speaker 1: but I got a lot of dms saying that I
Speaker 1: don't understand narcissistic behavior because I'm not understanding Rachel's boundaries
Speaker 1: and these things. So what I want to know is,
Speaker 1: was that second bubble Tom going off on her about
Speaker 1: something like you're out and you haven't contacted me, what
Speaker 1: the hell I'm in love with you?
Speaker 2: My heart's broken? Was it gaslighting her or was it
Speaker 2: just like yay, I see your phones on like something.
Speaker 2: But then whatever it was, why did they choose not
Speaker 2: to show it, is the question. Well, maybe it's because
Speaker 2: they were talking and they were trying to figure out
Speaker 2: if she was coming back on the show. That's what
Speaker 2: I kept thinking.
Speaker 1: Because the time, the one time I showed a text
Speaker 1: message cropped on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, it was
Speaker 1: because the next line was about it being on a
Speaker 1: television show.
Speaker 2: Oh, so you think I had something to do with
Speaker 2: fourth wall type things? Thinking why they did, That's why
Speaker 2: they asked and show it.
Speaker 1: So I'm guessing, like, are you going to come back
Speaker 1: and film with us?
Speaker 2: What's happening? Like blah blah blah. That is like, because
Speaker 2: I'm guessing that's when they were starting to do that
Speaker 2: once she got out of the facility, is when she
Speaker 2: went back for negotiations. Well, that would have made sense
Speaker 2: that if he knew she was out, he would have
Speaker 2: been asking, now that you're out, are you coming to
Speaker 2: fill it? Yeah, that doesn't make sense. I mean that's
Speaker 2: my guess. I mean, that's a good guess. That's that's
Speaker 2: a good guess. I thought maybe it was something that
Speaker 2: was definitive as to the end of their relationship, Like
Speaker 2: she was like, I don't ever want to talk to
Speaker 2: you again or something, or he said I don't want
Speaker 2: to talk to you, or I don't know, But then
Speaker 2: they didn't want to show it because they want to
Speaker 2: keep leading you on the rest of the season. As
Speaker 2: to whether there's any interaction with them or something, I
Speaker 2: don't know.
Speaker 1: I think it's got to be about show related or
Speaker 1: else they would any chance they could have gotten to
Speaker 1: make Sandoval look bad or look in love with Raquel
Speaker 1: or Rachel.
Speaker 2: They would have. I actually did you I okay, I
Speaker 2: don't know. It's just me and maybe there's something wrong
Speaker 2: with me, but I actually feel badly for him when
Speaker 2: he cries. Do you feel like any sympathy? Well, I
Speaker 2: don't know, because maybe I probably can count on one
Speaker 2: hand how many times I've seen Edwin Ariave cry. Yeah,
Speaker 2: me too. About Shane, I think once in fifteen years.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean we've been together fifteen years, and like
Speaker 1: I've seen some really hard things happen in his life
Speaker 1: or with his family or business or us or anything.
Speaker 1: And I really, I maybe think it's three times. And
Speaker 1: even when the crying is happening, he's not getting it's
Speaker 1: not like he's getting a tissue and wiping his tears.
Speaker 1: It's like I see the eyes like well up and
Speaker 1: he's like trying to keep it together.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And I'm not saying that men can't cry. I'm just
Speaker 1: saying four to five times this episode felt like a lot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't I don't know. I don't know what's
Speaker 2: wrong with me. Maybe I'm just getting softer in my
Speaker 2: old age. But I actually, I don't know. I felt
Speaker 2: some sympathy for him.
Speaker 1: I mean, I feel some sympathy towards him when he
Speaker 1: saw the dog, Yeah, and I realized that he was
Speaker 1: like shit or I felt a little sympathy for him
Speaker 1: when he was trying to talk to James but and
Speaker 1: crying in the car.
Speaker 2: I wasn't there yet, No, not in the car. No.
Speaker 2: Because also I watched Special Forces, so I got to
Speaker 2: see him cry lots of times on that show as well.
Speaker 2: San I didn't watch that he cried on Special Forces, Yes,
Speaker 2: but I mean I would cry, and I mean but
Speaker 2: because it was because it was physically yeah, like when
Speaker 2: I see you down right, I mean, I just don't
Speaker 2: know that like him and Shorts having a conversation with
Speaker 2: a car, yeah, it's all. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: It just felt a little and then it was happening
Speaker 1: again in the bathroom once they got like they showed
Speaker 1: him wiping again his tears because somebody said hi to
Speaker 1: him in the kitchen.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I was like, I don't know about
Speaker 2: dish all right. Then we get to Sheena another shopping scene,
Speaker 2: which we love, love the shopping. Love the shopping scene.
Speaker 2: Sheen and Brock are shopping for bathing suits. She's anxious
Speaker 2: about the trip because she's leaving Summer. She'll be staying
Speaker 2: at the same house as Santaval, and she doesn't want
Speaker 2: to hurt Ariana's feelings, but she still wants to go.
Speaker 2: Then Tory. Tory is like a key player at this
Speaker 2: point because soon I say we're doing the makeouts has
Speaker 2: taken another job. We see Rock emphasizing that they can't
Speaker 2: have Sheena's mom around twenty four to seven for the
Speaker 2: rest of their lives. Sheena argues it's not twenty four
Speaker 2: to seven and blames Brock for being content with hiring
Speaker 2: some random stranger. Then Brock says he's trying to figure
Speaker 2: out why Sheena thinks no one else is capable of
Speaker 2: watching Summer other than her mom. He tells her your
Speaker 2: mom makes you feel like you're not good enough, and
Speaker 2: you go down this rabbit hole. So your mom doubles
Speaker 2: down and reminds you that you're not a good enough parent,
Speaker 2: and it makes you want to have that belief in
Speaker 2: anyone else, not want to have that belief in anyone else. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and then you see she that was like Sheena was
Speaker 2: okay with the conversation, and then once you brought it
Speaker 2: to that, I think, I.
Speaker 1: Mean, do I think that I want a mother in
Speaker 1: law all the time around?
Speaker 2: No? Do you? I mean you seems pretty rad, but like, well,
Speaker 2: it doesn't mean I want her around all the time though. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but I.
Speaker 1: Also understand Sheena wanting her mom to watch her child when.
Speaker 2: She's out of town. Yeah. I mean they both have
Speaker 2: good points here. I mean, Brock's saying it doesn't have
Speaker 2: to be your mom all the time, like why can't
Speaker 2: it be someone else at some point? Like that's a
Speaker 2: reasonable request. But then Sheen is saying, oh, so you
Speaker 2: want to random stranger? Well, No, I don't think that's
Speaker 2: what he's saying. He's saying, can we try someone else
Speaker 2: and let them build up a rapport and then we
Speaker 2: use someone else at certain points other than just your
Speaker 2: mom all the time. So I mean they both make
Speaker 2: they both have good points and good arguments. They need
Speaker 2: to just be able to come to some middle, you know, compromise.
Speaker 2: But then we have to dig a little deeper here.
Speaker 2: I think two other things were like said in passing,
Speaker 2: which was that I think Brock is taking on a
Speaker 2: while Sheena is filming. I think Brock is taking on
Speaker 2: a lot of the responsibility responsibility, and it's probably weighing
Speaker 2: on him because he doesn't like he isn't a full
Speaker 2: time ban of pump Rules paid person. I don't know
Speaker 2: how much money he makes, but like it's not his
Speaker 2: full time gig. So is it the same as housewives,
Speaker 2: like if he's a husband, because you know, with housewives,
Speaker 2: husbands don't get paid, so I assume he doesn't get paid, right,
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know how that works because husbands also like
Speaker 1: don't always go on I guess they do go on
Speaker 1: trips on housewives, but I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know if he's paid like a friend of
Speaker 2: I don't know, but interesting either way, you could tell
Speaker 2: like he's like, you know, like we're going to need
Speaker 2: some addition. It can't always be me or your mom,
Speaker 2: I think was what he was trying to say.
Speaker 1: But then when he started going in about her mom
Speaker 1: making her feel like she's not good enough, I wondered, like,
Speaker 1: is this some kind of private conversation that they've had
Speaker 1: about the way that she grew up and something?
Speaker 2: So yeah, clearly, I mean there's clearly deeper issues there
Speaker 2: that were not privy too, because I felt like that
Speaker 2: just felt like it was kind of out of context
Speaker 2: at that point, right, yeah, I mean, but also then
Speaker 2: once we see Brock later at some point, I'm like,
Speaker 2: Rock like playing it up for the cameras at this point, Well,
Speaker 2: he does like a speedo. He does like a speedo. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean, it feels like a little.
Speaker 1: Boisterous at this point, like it's like I'm here to
Speaker 1: put on a show and show my worth on this
Speaker 1: television show.
Speaker 2: And right, I don't always love when dudes that aren't
Speaker 2: I don't know the part of the show, part of
Speaker 2: the show to fully do that.
Speaker 1: And I felt I felt for her in that moment,
Speaker 1: like you just took something that didn't need to be
Speaker 1: out there and put it.
Speaker 2: Out there, right, Like we didn't make that piece of
Speaker 2: the puzzle. I would have been fine with just your
Speaker 2: mom's around too much. Yeah, that makes sense, Like I
Speaker 2: feel like that's the level of conversation that should have been,
Speaker 2: like can we find someone else to fill in occasionally
Speaker 2: so it doesn't have to be your mom twenty four
Speaker 2: to seven? And I get it. I'm sure he doesn't
Speaker 2: want her around twenty four to seven, especially when doesn't
Speaker 2: she I mean a couple episodes ago, she was telling
Speaker 2: him she didn't like the way he was talking or something.
Speaker 2: I mean, she got in the middle of their conversation.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think there's just a lot. It's probably tensions
Speaker 1: are growing.
Speaker 2: And I think when they first were together, they lived
Speaker 2: in San Diego, they had this like their own situation.
Speaker 2: And now, I mean, obviously things change when you have kids,
Speaker 2: and I think they're going to go through learning curves.
Speaker 2: And you know, that was the hardest part in my
Speaker 2: marriage too, was.
Speaker 1: Right after our first you know, like we just couldn't
Speaker 1: we couldn't figure out the dynamic.
Speaker 2: But why the hell do they make I don't know
Speaker 2: who does this or why it happens, But when you
Speaker 2: look at the same thing in the store eighty three
Speaker 2: thousand times, we know, we know your options are the
Speaker 2: two bikinis, the brown one and then the one with
Speaker 2: the pattern, but like, just sit down and ask them
Speaker 2: for a sparkling water and let's have a conversation in
Speaker 2: the store. We don't believe that you want to wear
Speaker 2: either of these bikinis. I had the one piece. I
Speaker 2: guarantee we're not seeing you in that. I know, you
Speaker 2: know what, I feel like, it's hard. I feel like
Speaker 2: it's difficult to have the conversations they want you to
Speaker 2: have when you're shopping, because then you're trying to have
Speaker 2: a conversation and you're like, oh, I love these salt
Speaker 2: and pepper shakers, Like it's it can be awkward.
Speaker 1: It's awkward, and then it's also she once she got annoyed,
Speaker 1: then she's like, we wouldn't normally be fighting about this
Speaker 1: in a store in the store, and I think that.
Speaker 2: Was meant for an off camera situation, Like she didn't
Speaker 2: think that part would be you right. Yeah.
Speaker 1: But Brock oh, Brock has said in an interview that
Speaker 1: he does get paid for the show.
Speaker 2: Rumors are that it's ten thousand dollars an episode. Who
Speaker 2: knows if that's true. Wow, But I mean that's pretty
Speaker 2: good money for That's why he's like, that's why he's
Speaker 2: amping up his game, and he's wearing the you know,
Speaker 2: I mean the Ana hammock. I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 2: That was a lot for me.
Speaker 1: Then, you know, we get everyone being apprehensive about the
Speaker 1: Tahoe ship and shown again helping Tom pick out an outfit,
Speaker 1: and then he says, well, he look okay if he
Speaker 1: gets stabbed, and then Anne had a moment. He just
Speaker 1: said she was picturing a bloody dead Tom. She wasn't
Speaker 1: mad about it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, at least the blood would blend men, all right.
Speaker 2: So James and Ali are packing for Tahoe. It was
Speaker 2: too late to add Graham to their flight ticket, so
Speaker 2: James dropped him off with Lisa, who's taking him on
Speaker 2: her private jet, which we talked about already. Yeah, James
Speaker 2: and Alli are nervous to have Graham around Sandoval. He
Speaker 2: probably hung out with the dog more than they realize.
Speaker 2: And that's what I also then started wondering, is the
Speaker 2: amount that they are talking about Rachel and Sandoval's relationship
Speaker 2: and the dog and all of that. I don't know,
Speaker 2: it just starting to feel weird to me, Like, what
Speaker 2: do you mean, like like I if I was with James, Yes,
Speaker 2: if James was my boyfriend and he used to be
Speaker 2: engaged to Rachel Rachel, and now I have the dog,
Speaker 2: I think I wouldn't really talk about her other relates,
Speaker 2: Like if I was the new girlfriend, I would just
Speaker 2: keep it to like, all right, let's see how the
Speaker 2: dog works out with our family. I wouldn't keep bringing
Speaker 2: up Rachel. Right, but who knows?
Speaker 1: Then we get we already talked about the sand of
Speaker 1: all facetimes her while they're driving, right.
Speaker 2: He cries. We talked about that, Okay. I guess what
Speaker 2: I meant was I felt sorry for him when he
Speaker 2: cried in his confessionals, but I didn't understand why he
Speaker 2: was crying, Like someone really gets me upset when I
Speaker 2: see a man in a green suit and green and
Speaker 2: a studio crying. I don't know when I do. When
Speaker 2: I do interviews, I cry a lot too, So I
Speaker 2: just felt like I cry all the time. But I
Speaker 2: don't know, I just I don't know. Maybe he was
Speaker 2: maybe he was really having a big SOB. Maybe he
Speaker 2: was having a moment.
Speaker 1: And I love that you've now edited what you originally thought,
Speaker 1: even though originally you were sad that he cried with Shorts.
Speaker 2: Now, no, no, I think I forgot about that part.
Speaker 2: I just picture him in that green suit doing his
Speaker 2: interview crying. That's what I picture, right right right. Uh.
Speaker 1: Then they arrived to the beach house, the Tahoe Beach House,
Speaker 1: and Shorts doesn't want to jinx anything, but he's hopeful
Speaker 1: they become a big, happy family.
Speaker 2: And it'd all be thanks to him. Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 2: because he is the hero in this. He facilitated it.
Speaker 2: He brought everybody together. I feel like he wants like
Speaker 2: a he wants like a pat on the shoulder. He
Speaker 2: wants I mean, but in his point, he's the only
Speaker 2: one that could do that. I guess maybe No, he
Speaker 2: really is the only one that it could have done
Speaker 2: is the bridge, so he had to make it happen.
Speaker 2: He is a bridge. So we appreciated it. Yeah. Uh.
Speaker 2: Then we get some more teeny bikini action.
Speaker 1: Then they're out at the pier Sandoval thanks to the
Speaker 1: group for being so nice to him. He mentioned his
Speaker 1: friend Shannon will be there tomorrow morning to do a
Speaker 1: guided meditation. James was like, where the hell is my
Speaker 1: CBD drinks? At this point in time, because I can't
Speaker 1: even take this.
Speaker 2: You know what, I don't like that stuff either. You
Speaker 2: do right? You like to meditate and have like peaceful moments. See,
Speaker 2: I'm more of a I don't know. I would rather
Speaker 2: just I like the breaking the wall shit, Like I
Speaker 2: like that when they were when they had the hammers
Speaker 2: and the what is that? It's not a hammer? What
Speaker 2: is a floodchhammer? That's a sledhammer. Yeah, let me be clear.
Speaker 1: I like to meditate in my home, in my bed
Speaker 1: for five minutes and like try to get my anxiety together.
Speaker 1: But meditating with a bunch of people I'm fighting with, right,
Speaker 1: it's going to make things better, Like on a vacation
Speaker 1: that doesn't seem right. No, if you're going to like
Speaker 1: a health retreat or you're doing this or doing whatever,
Speaker 1: or you're with a group of like minded people where
Speaker 1: you feel like or but forcing people to do do
Speaker 1: anything never works out.
Speaker 2: Exercise meditating, it's like it's not going to go well.
Speaker 1: Then Brock seems excited but feels then you know, James
Speaker 1: feels the opposite. Lalla applaud Sandoval for working on himself
Speaker 1: and says it's admirable after everything he's done I loved
Speaker 1: Lalla this episode.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think so too. I really like what she says.
Speaker 2: It's not a lot, but when she says it, it's
Speaker 2: it's precise and it's profound, where everyone else is kind
Speaker 2: of like, you know, and it takes a while to
Speaker 2: get to the point, just go straight there. And I
Speaker 2: appreciate that. But when who is it that called standible
Speaker 2: mister tryhard? Oh? Is it James the Yeah? But I
Speaker 2: don't know, did you think it was fair to call
Speaker 2: him mister tryhard? Because I feel like that's hypocritical because
Speaker 2: they want him, You're asking him to try hard, right,
Speaker 2: they forget him to try hard, and then when he
Speaker 2: tries hard, he makes fun of him and calls him
Speaker 2: mister try hard, and I'm like, the guy is this
Speaker 2: It's just a lose lose for him? At this point,
Speaker 2: You're like, you want all these things from him, you
Speaker 2: want attention, you want apology. So he tries to do
Speaker 2: things like that and then you're like, oh, mister try
Speaker 2: hard and it's like, oh pathetic, what a loser? Right?
Speaker 1: I don't know, but then this then then Lisa comes in,
Speaker 1: we talk about it, the dog comes in. They've decided
Speaker 1: to rename the dog. It's it's such a better name too,
Speaker 1: I mean, oh yeah, I mean it was really a
Speaker 1: step up. And then Allie makes the joke that the
Speaker 1: joke to sand Like, of all the people to make
Speaker 1: the joke to Allie, I'm not sure Sandoval.
Speaker 2: Was the right audience, Like I know your audience. Yeah,
Speaker 2: Like Sandoval already looks sadder than like the person. Like
Speaker 2: he's like sees the dog.
Speaker 1: He's like, he obviously doesn't seem like he has a
Speaker 1: big connection with the dog because he mentions that the
Speaker 1: dog has been multiple people, right, you see him even
Speaker 1: like brush off the dog hair even though the dog's hypoallergenic,
Speaker 1: like all of it. It's all playing out. But then
Speaker 1: Ali goes, well, I mean, if Rachel can rename herself,
Speaker 1: why can't we rename hippie right?
Speaker 2: Hah. She was waiting for like a haha, she got
Speaker 2: nothing and he was like no reaction.
Speaker 1: She faced and then she's like, guess that was kind
Speaker 1: of mean, But then she liked it enough then she
Speaker 1: needed to tell James that she did it right.
Speaker 2: But yeah, that that happened. Then we get to.
Speaker 1: Ariana facetiming the designer, which I know you've reached a
Speaker 1: low point in the episode when every scene, the only
Speaker 1: scenes that you're in are when you're facetiming other people.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's not even about what's going on on
Speaker 2: the show. It's about your furniture.
Speaker 1: It's about your furniture that at this point, like the
Speaker 1: fact that you would even consider for one second having a.
Speaker 2: Lego Lego artwork reworked reworked is problematic for me. Like
Speaker 2: I have a nine year old son named Luke who
Speaker 2: loves legos. If you want to ship that Arianna over
Speaker 2: to my house, that kid will rework it for you.
Speaker 2: I'm telling you, he does like five Lego sets a day.
Speaker 2: Send it my way and lout mind work it.
Speaker 1: Do you think he could utilize because she is blonde
Speaker 1: and he is brunette? Do you think that Luke could
Speaker 1: metamorphose that artwork?
Speaker 2: And to me, yes, I think he could. I think
Speaker 2: there are enough pieces and enough different colors that I
Speaker 2: could be stand the Ball and you could be Arianna
Speaker 2: and I will hang it right here behind me Arianna,
Speaker 2: Send it my way. How much would it cost for
Speaker 2: us to get that painting?
Speaker 1: Also, how much should it I mean that the Lego set,
Speaker 1: how much should it cost in general?
Speaker 2: I don't I don't know, but apparently a lot because
Speaker 2: the thing hanging from the ceiling was expensive, So I
Speaker 2: don't know.
Speaker 1: I do have to say this, if I was going
Speaker 1: to share my living quarters with my ex that I
Speaker 1: no longer am interested in, that is something I would
Speaker 1: take down straight away and keep.
Speaker 2: No, Like I would not have that in the house anymore.
Speaker 2: Like if we're well, you're talking about the lego, not
Speaker 2: the chandelier thing, No leg picture, not the chandelier with
Speaker 2: no lights, No the lego picture, Like I wouldn't want
Speaker 2: to walk by it every day, like it like I
Speaker 2: don't keep in mind she take the legos off of
Speaker 2: his face at least so yeah, or like put a.
Speaker 1: Friendship lamp there with her boyfriend right over his head,
Speaker 1: Like I wouldn't want to see that photo every day.
Speaker 1: Then Brock apologizes to Shena, which I thought was an
Speaker 1: actual apology.
Speaker 2: It was. I thought it was a good, genuine apology
Speaker 2: about it being wrong place, round, wrong time totally and.
Speaker 1: Saying we're going to put a pin in this because
Speaker 1: I'm glad he did do it, because for a minute there,
Speaker 1: I was like, shit, these two aren't going to make
Speaker 1: it like they were like at each other.
Speaker 2: I know, were they fighting about laundry when they were
Speaker 2: in the and she was even been like mad at
Speaker 2: him because he doesn't let her do the laundry. I
Speaker 2: was like, I've never had that argument with Shane, like,
Speaker 2: stop doing your own laundry. I'll do it, like I've
Speaker 2: never said that in my life.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be really honest. I give two shits of
Speaker 1: Edwin's underwear turned pink because you watched it with something else,
Speaker 1: like that's on him.
Speaker 2: I don't care what color is underwear. I know Shane
Speaker 2: has pink socks, a pink hoodie, and it's all because
Speaker 2: of the housewife, I mean the housekeeper. I don't care.
Speaker 2: I'm not going to be like, oh, I'm so sorry
Speaker 2: that's pink. Let me do your laundry for me. Let
Speaker 2: me take control. Oh you didn't like your Postmads Sinner,
Speaker 2: let me cook you something up. Don't you post again.
Speaker 2: I'll make sure that I got you covered next time.
Speaker 2: In the formal dining room, that is where we will
Speaker 2: eat it, and we will enjoy every second of it.
Speaker 1: But yeah, but I did think it was a genuine apology.
Speaker 1: I do think they're just going it's you know, the
Speaker 1: highs and lows of after you have a kid exactly
Speaker 1: and figuring it out. Then they all go to visit
Speaker 1: he sat at the Wolf.
Speaker 2: The Wolf. It's going to be beautiful. It looks like
Speaker 2: you know the other restaurants. I think it's going to
Speaker 2: turn into something great. But then they go to the
Speaker 2: what they another restaurant, right they do the rage room
Speaker 2: or the they hit the thing with the sledgehammer? Right?
Speaker 2: Which what would you have yelled? A few were them?
Speaker 2: You know, I was thinking that, but I did, like
Speaker 2: what sand of all yelled? Wasn't he just yelling off
Speaker 2: everything that He's like worm with a mustache with the
Speaker 2: mustache greater. But then he was like la la, and
Speaker 2: she's like, what's like, what about some of the ship
Speaker 2: you've done? You know, like so that's how they ended.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, scumbag cheaters Charles oh Lanson's son, and oh
Speaker 2: I said that, Yeah, She's like that was my line,
Speaker 2: thank you. But she did make another good point, like
Speaker 2: he isn't calling out any of his actions, which you know,
Speaker 2: maybe Scannaval was his actions. I don't know, I don't
Speaker 2: really know. It's in his head I don't know. I mean,
Speaker 2: he did say narcissist, and he did say liar, and
Speaker 2: he did say cheater, right, But I guess he was
Speaker 2: saying in a way where those were things that other
Speaker 2: people said about him and he wasn't really saying it
Speaker 2: about himself. I don't know. I don't know either. But
Speaker 2: then they all go out to another dinner. Lisa has
Speaker 2: another outfit change, and which they're all like, wow, third
Speaker 2: outphabit change.
Speaker 1: Then they panned to all three outfits, like I want
Speaker 1: to make sure she gets her screen time, no matter
Speaker 1: if it's just outfit changes, they're not more times with wolves.
Speaker 1: And then everyone starts hounding Shorts for saying he's single,
Speaker 1: oh because remember Short said.
Speaker 2: Single at forty when he had the sledge Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: with the sledgehamber. But he seems to be but he
Speaker 2: sounds like he's fine as single at forty because he
Speaker 2: says he's not ready to He says he's not ready
Speaker 2: to mingle because he's probably getting it in with Joe
Speaker 2: and that's fine for now, and he's telling Joe. He
Speaker 2: knows that Joe's going to watch this, and he needs
Speaker 2: to make it very clear he's not ready to be
Speaker 2: in a relationship, right, or he's just secretly in love
Speaker 2: with Lala because there was that awkward conversation between the
Speaker 2: two of them at the pole. But he's like, you're
Speaker 2: the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. But you know,
Speaker 2: like as a friend, you're the most amazing creature I've
Speaker 2: ever laid eyes on. But just as friends, and.
Speaker 1: The sexiest lips I've ever seen. Even though I made
Speaker 1: fun with him, but as a platonic way, but he did.
Speaker 1: There was some other chemistry type thing that they had.
Speaker 1: I actually wouldn't even hate if those two ended up together.
Speaker 2: No, I think it would be cute. I mean kind
Speaker 2: be as a dad. I think he would be a
Speaker 2: good dad. I think he would be like the fun,
Speaker 2: goofy dad, but a Disneyland dad. Well no, not like
Speaker 2: at Disneyland. I think he would be a good, committed dad.
Speaker 2: But I think he would just be like he wouldn't
Speaker 2: be like the disciplinarian dad. No, but I think you know.
Speaker 1: Then Lisa raises a two host and telling James to
Speaker 1: say one nice thing about Sandoval.
Speaker 2: He struggles to come up with something and then finally
Speaker 2: settles in was saying it's nice that we're all sitting
Speaker 2: at a.
Speaker 1: Table together, and actually it was fine with that versus
Speaker 1: some response, right right, And then Sandoval explains the living
Speaker 1: situation to everyone, mentioning that he's offered to buy Ariana
Speaker 1: out and the fact that they have not spoken since
Speaker 1: the reunion.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: But then Lisa calling Shorts out because of the dirty martini.
Speaker 1: She's like, why didn't you order the vander pump Rose?
Speaker 1: Did you see Hallie? She's like, are you not following
Speaker 1: the script? What is your problem?
Speaker 2: Like, what what are you doing here? You don't even
Speaker 2: go here anymore? Stand of all knows james behavior is
Speaker 2: due to the fact that he's hurt, so he pulls
Speaker 2: him aside so they can talk privately. James points out
Speaker 2: that Sandival could have been the things with Arianna before
Speaker 2: getting together with Rachel, and that wouldn't have been nearly
Speaker 2: as catastrophic. It comes down to Sandibal not having the
Speaker 2: guts to end his relationship. I mean, yeah, that's a
Speaker 2: good point, Like, clearly end your relationship with the person
Speaker 2: that you're committed to and that you live with before
Speaker 2: having an affair with somebody else. I mean, I mean,
Speaker 2: but I have done a lot of research on like cheating,
Speaker 2: and I think this is very I'm not justifying it,
Speaker 2: you guys. I'm saying that oftentimes people will cheat because
Speaker 2: they don't have the balls to actually end it, and
Speaker 2: they hope they're going to get caught. Okay, you like
Speaker 2: true crime. I feel like there's so many men that
Speaker 2: will actually murder their wives before coming clean that they
Speaker 2: have a mistress. And I'm like, dude, like you just
Speaker 2: had to get divorced. You didn't have to murder her
Speaker 2: just because you don't want to disappoint the person. Or
Speaker 2: I think what he wasn't able to say was like
Speaker 2: I didn't want to disappoint the fans. We've done books together,
Speaker 2: We've given the illusion that we're such this great couple,
Speaker 2: and I just wasn't ready to throw in the towel
Speaker 2: on that and be the bad guy. So I just
Speaker 2: became the worst guy ever. So I just I just
Speaker 2: basically ruined my entire life. I just blew everything up.
Speaker 2: Now I'm a frozen embryo on SNL. You know what,
Speaker 2: That's where I'm at life. I'm a frozen embryo and
Speaker 2: a pig and a worm with a mustache, winning, winning,
Speaker 2: But then Sandoval says, you know, there is a true
Speaker 2: moment with him and James. So they talk about their
Speaker 2: friendship and then that's when they go down memory lane
Speaker 2: where you kind of see that James is he's coming
Speaker 2: around with well, he's coming around, but you see how
Speaker 2: much James really liked Sandoval right at one point, and
Speaker 2: then you remember that Sandoval paid for a portion of
Speaker 2: like the engagement party between oh yeah, Rael and James James,
Speaker 2: and we see all the messiness. But then James asked
Speaker 2: the question something along the lines of like how are
Speaker 2: you feeling? And Sandoval says he's torn between resentment and
Speaker 2: love with Rachel right now and he doesn't know where
Speaker 2: they stand. And I I thought in that moment that
Speaker 2: was the most real I had seen Tom. Yeah, I agree,
Speaker 2: it was like a finally a level of real vulnerability.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like he like he could have given James the like, no,
Speaker 1: I've done with it, or she's the love of my life,
Speaker 1: but yeah, been over the top.
Speaker 2: But he was like, you know what, I really don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know. Yeah, I think I.
Speaker 1: Love her, but she left me in this mess. Whether
Speaker 1: she did or not, she's setting her boundaries getting healthy.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying that, but that's how he felt. And
Speaker 1: then James talks about how he thought Sandoval would be
Speaker 1: the last man in Hollywood to ever betray him.
Speaker 2: I'm like, I was like, wait, whoa, I'm sorry called
Speaker 2: vander Pump Rules and you're all on it to essentially
Speaker 2: cause drama, and you thought he was the last hmm,
Speaker 2: So James isn't a good judge of character. That's what
Speaker 2: I came away with.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean I also came away with He's coming
Speaker 1: around and for the first time that we've seen on
Speaker 1: this show, Santaval is finally taking a little bit of
Speaker 1: accountability and James admits he is missing parts of their relationships.
Speaker 1: And then James jitters the entire episode gave me a.
Speaker 2: Little bit of anxiety. Did he I didn't notice that? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Oh he twitches a lot. You mean he's having withdrawals?
Speaker 2: Is that what you're saying?
Speaker 1: That's no, No, that's a housewife trick what you just
Speaker 1: did right there.
Speaker 2: And like that said, no, see, I know I'm really
Speaker 2: good at that stuff. You know. I never asked a
Speaker 2: question that I don't know the answer to.
Speaker 1: But yeah, you guys, that is another episode of popping
Speaker 1: off with thanks.
Speaker 2: For joining us us US Emily Simpson and Teddy Mellencamp.
Speaker 2: I said my name first this time. You know what
Speaker 2: you nailed it. I nailed it. It was a nice
Speaker 2: ring to it, and thank you. Soon you'll see us
Speaker 2: on a lego artwork. Yes, coming soon done, I look
Speaker 2: hear you. By bye bye