WEBVTT - Bowl Chat - Dog Days of Summer 0:00:00.200 --> 0:00:01.440 Recording in progress. 0:00:01.639 --> 0:00:07.160 Yes, hi, everybody, Okay, it's not feeding in. It's not 0:00:07.200 --> 0:00:17.080 feeding in. Great. The way that they say my name 0:00:17.160 --> 0:00:17.800 is very weird. 0:00:18.000 --> 0:00:22.040 Well, these things well, because it was Andy originally, we 0:00:22.079 --> 0:00:23.680 had a change to Andrew because you don't like Andy. 0:00:23.880 --> 0:00:25.759 Well, everyone just calls me Andy at this point, and 0:00:25.800 --> 0:00:27.920 I can't. I feel like I can't fight it. 0:00:29.920 --> 0:00:32.159 There's no sensitive documents in the background. You know, people 0:00:32.159 --> 0:00:32.800 like to zoom in. 0:00:32.960 --> 0:00:35.160 Oh really, yeah, you're not that important cuts. 0:00:35.200 --> 0:00:36.839 Oh, I know, but you know they're you know, it's 0:00:36.880 --> 0:00:40.520 funny because anytime. First of all, welcome to boll Chat. 0:00:40.760 --> 0:00:41.040 Yeah. 0:00:41.080 --> 0:00:43.279 This is the sister podcast to Serial Killers. That's the 0:00:43.360 --> 0:00:47.320 serial podcast Cereal. We do on Mondays, Monday, today's Wednesday. Yep, 0:00:47.720 --> 0:00:49.200 August is halfway through. 0:00:49.240 --> 0:00:51.720 Thank god. I can't wait for summer to be over. 0:00:51.760 --> 0:00:54.080 It's been too damn hot. I can't wait for the fall. 0:00:54.400 --> 0:00:56.600 I can't wait to are you doing? Are you going 0:00:56.600 --> 0:00:57.319 to Vegas this year? 0:00:57.360 --> 0:00:58.720 That's a very unpopular opinion. 0:00:58.800 --> 0:01:03.240 I don't care. I can't wait. I cannot wait. I 0:01:03.280 --> 0:01:06.400 don't want this heat. I don't like this heat. I 0:01:06.400 --> 0:01:09.120 don't like sweating my ass off doing anything. I don't 0:01:09.160 --> 0:01:12.160 like paying for extra electricity for air conditioning. Just give 0:01:12.200 --> 0:01:14.120 me the fall when I could leave my windows open, 0:01:14.319 --> 0:01:18.600 a nice, beautiful breeze comes through. It's cozy, it's warm. 0:01:18.640 --> 0:01:21.480 I can go back to wearing sweaters. I am so excited. 0:01:21.520 --> 0:01:23.880 Do you have windows like on either side of the 0:01:23.920 --> 0:01:25.280 apartment so a breeze actually can. 0:01:25.200 --> 0:01:26.119 Be No, I don't have a cross. 0:01:26.400 --> 0:01:28.400 No you don't. No, no, no, see that's fun. 0:01:28.760 --> 0:01:31.080 No no no. In my old apartment, I did in 0:01:31.080 --> 0:01:34.320 the pizza oven, yeah, where the air conditioning literally broke 0:01:34.400 --> 0:01:36.520 so it became a pizza oven because the woman refused 0:01:36.520 --> 0:01:38.280 to fix it and then tried to claim on the 0:01:38.280 --> 0:01:41.880 security deposit that I broke it right, Nice try, ma'am. 0:01:42.040 --> 0:01:42.520 But no. 0:01:43.480 --> 0:01:45.160 Was she a lady that I was like FedExing mail 0:01:45.200 --> 0:01:47.720 to every once in a while. Uh yeah, okay. 0:01:47.319 --> 0:01:48.920 Because I think she lived in China and she was 0:01:48.920 --> 0:01:53.840 a landlord here, so lord, honestly she was. When you 0:01:53.880 --> 0:01:56.520 tell me go to the roof and fix the air conditioning, 0:01:56.560 --> 0:01:59.360 does it look like I'm a technician? Absolutely not. No, 0:01:59.440 --> 0:02:02.320 you know, Lily, I sent her a picture of the 0:02:02.400 --> 0:02:05.120 form and it said if you are not a licensed technician, 0:02:05.680 --> 0:02:08.040 you will die. And I said I don't think that 0:02:08.080 --> 0:02:09.480 I should go do this, And she was like, are 0:02:09.480 --> 0:02:12.000 you sure? No, Let me go out to the roof 0:02:12.000 --> 0:02:13.080 and try and see what I could do. 0:02:13.680 --> 0:02:14.600 I mean, you could tink her. 0:02:14.760 --> 0:02:15.880 Yeah, I'm gonna tink her. 0:02:16.840 --> 0:02:18.760 Please Anyway. So what I was saying at the very 0:02:18.840 --> 0:02:22.160 very beginning before you poop pooed all over summer, I. 0:02:22.080 --> 0:02:24.240 Don't mean too. I'm sorry for people that like summer. 0:02:24.280 --> 0:02:26.840 It's just you're one of those people that just can 0:02:26.880 --> 0:02:27.519 never be happy. 0:02:27.600 --> 0:02:30.040 I am happy. I'm happy in the spring. I'm happy 0:02:30.080 --> 0:02:32.600 in the fall, but I'm not happy in the winter. 0:02:32.720 --> 0:02:35.359 You like the alternate months, yeah, you like the even months? 0:02:35.560 --> 0:02:39.280 Yeah, it's okay. So the way you said that, I 0:02:39.360 --> 0:02:40.919 think of them as even months. 0:02:40.960 --> 0:02:43.560 Yeah, summer and winter, the odd months, yes, fall and 0:02:43.600 --> 0:02:44.680 spring of the even months. 0:02:44.760 --> 0:02:48.200 Yes, there's no reason for that and none, but I 0:02:48.240 --> 0:02:48.959 see it that way. 0:02:49.040 --> 0:02:50.840 Okay, see at least, so it must be a thing 0:02:50.880 --> 0:02:51.920 if you and I both thought of that. 0:02:52.120 --> 0:02:55.240 Yeah, okay, Wow, look at us, hm. 0:02:55.639 --> 0:02:57.480 Wow. Yes, and we're wearing almost the same color. 0:02:57.720 --> 0:02:59.959 I know. People told me this is mustard. 0:03:00.440 --> 0:03:02.480 You said it was musk. I said it was spicy mustard. 0:03:02.520 --> 0:03:04.440 To me, this is brown. That's spicy brown. Mind. I 0:03:04.440 --> 0:03:07.000 got into a giant argument with our friend Nick and 0:03:07.200 --> 0:03:10.560 Josh Yes, because we were on the colors Yes, and 0:03:10.600 --> 0:03:12.639 they were like, you're color blind, and I'm like, no, 0:03:12.880 --> 0:03:15.840 this is a brown shirt. This is not mustard. This 0:03:15.960 --> 0:03:17.519 is like almost green. 0:03:17.639 --> 0:03:20.440 I wouldn't call it brown like green. I have my 0:03:20.520 --> 0:03:22.680 shirts all color coded in my room, and I would 0:03:22.680 --> 0:03:24.600 not put that in the brown section. That would be 0:03:24.800 --> 0:03:26.160 between the yellow and the orange. 0:03:26.280 --> 0:03:29.640 I see more green. All right, Well, like this is mossy. 0:03:30.160 --> 0:03:31.200 Where are your glasses? 0:03:32.120 --> 0:03:34.720 Glasses I don't think help with color blindness, but there 0:03:35.280 --> 0:03:37.520 are special ones that do. Yeah, remember the no you 0:03:37.560 --> 0:03:40.200 probably don't. Yes, the kid you got all those YouTubers 0:03:40.240 --> 0:03:43.160 that would be like, oh yeah, I was color blind 0:03:43.200 --> 0:03:45.240 and then I got these glasses. I'm gonna try them 0:03:45.240 --> 0:03:46.040 on for the first. 0:03:45.800 --> 0:03:46.560 Time, TikTok. 0:03:46.640 --> 0:03:48.280 And then they would all cry and it was like, okay, 0:03:48.320 --> 0:03:49.200 this is a little dramatic. 0:03:49.280 --> 0:03:52.400 Yeah, uh okay. So at the very beginning you were 0:03:52.400 --> 0:03:55.000 talking about things in the background. Yeah, so I am 0:03:55.080 --> 0:03:58.160 now this guy. You know that when I watch movies 0:03:58.200 --> 0:04:01.320 and TV shows the first time around, I'll just watch 0:04:01.320 --> 0:04:03.720 the movie or the TV show the second time. Around. 0:04:03.760 --> 0:04:07.200 I don't watch the action. I watched the background. So 0:04:07.240 --> 0:04:09.640 I'm always looking for errors or things out of place, 0:04:09.840 --> 0:04:12.400 or movements that shouldn't be done, you know what I mean. Like, Yeah, 0:04:12.400 --> 0:04:14.200 there'll be in one scene I'll never forget. There was 0:04:14.240 --> 0:04:18.120 one episode of King of Queens, you know, where he 0:04:18.240 --> 0:04:21.560 opened a beer and then it turned around again he 0:04:21.600 --> 0:04:24.160 opened the beer again. So I like, I like looking 0:04:24.200 --> 0:04:26.800 at what they call oops, you know, I like, I 0:04:26.839 --> 0:04:27.640 like the mistakes? 0:04:27.920 --> 0:04:28.840 Is that the technical term. 0:04:28.920 --> 0:04:30.480 Well, there are some websites that you can go to 0:04:30.520 --> 0:04:32.280 TV shows and stuff like that, and there's an oops 0:04:32.360 --> 0:04:34.760 section and it tells you all the things that were 0:04:34.800 --> 0:04:37.479 wrong with each particular episode. I like finding those things. 0:04:37.760 --> 0:04:41.279 I like, I say, would be an incredible continuity person 0:04:41.600 --> 0:04:44.880 on a TV set. I don't mean on a TV set, 0:04:45.040 --> 0:04:47.520 I mean like on the set of TV shows or movies. 0:04:48.120 --> 0:04:49.880 I never would have let that Starbucks cup in the 0:04:49.960 --> 0:04:50.559 Game of Thrones. 0:04:50.600 --> 0:04:51.880 I was about to say that, but I mean, you 0:04:51.920 --> 0:04:53.440 also never watched Game of Thrones. 0:04:53.240 --> 0:04:54.640 Never did, but I would know that it took place 0:04:54.640 --> 0:04:57.000 in the what twelve hundreds, I don't know. I don't 0:04:57.000 --> 0:05:00.560 know either, But those times, oh those times with the 0:05:00.640 --> 0:05:04.039 dragons they dragons. Yeah, when with that A long time ago, 0:05:04.160 --> 0:05:05.720 long time they never had dragons. 0:05:05.880 --> 0:05:07.440 I don't know. I've heard a theory that it actually 0:05:07.480 --> 0:05:08.440 takes place in the future. 0:05:08.880 --> 0:05:11.040 Dude, I please, that's the last show that I would 0:05:11.040 --> 0:05:11.680 want to watch. Ever. 0:05:11.800 --> 0:05:15.080 Honestly, I watched the first four seasons. After The Red Wedding. 0:05:15.080 --> 0:05:16.360 I was like, I think I saw all I need 0:05:16.400 --> 0:05:16.720 to see. 0:05:16.760 --> 0:05:17.680 No idea, what you're talking about. 0:05:17.680 --> 0:05:18.680 This is great, the Red Wedding. 0:05:18.760 --> 0:05:20.560 That's like fantasy. I met into all that. 0:05:20.640 --> 0:05:23.520 They're dragons and nights. The problem is there's so many 0:05:23.600 --> 0:05:25.560 characters in my little brain can't handle it. 0:05:25.839 --> 0:05:28.719 Yeah, I just want funny, funny, maybe a little maybe 0:05:28.760 --> 0:05:30.680 a dramedy. I'll cry a little bit. 0:05:30.880 --> 0:05:31.720 Did you watch The Bear? 0:05:31.920 --> 0:05:32.200 Did not? 0:05:32.920 --> 0:05:36.279 Okay, this is me recommending to everybody if you have 0:05:36.400 --> 0:05:37.080 not watched. 0:05:36.800 --> 0:05:40.520 The Bear this kind No. I was pointed to my 0:05:40.520 --> 0:05:41.839 short of so good. 0:05:42.360 --> 0:05:46.640 I love it. It's fast paced, it's fun, and it's 0:05:46.640 --> 0:05:49.200 a little comedy. How is bear spelled B A R 0:05:49.240 --> 0:05:52.240 E No B E A R Yes, that's what I 0:05:52.279 --> 0:05:52.640 pointed to. 0:05:52.920 --> 0:05:54.599 Okay, do you know what his name is? 0:05:54.720 --> 0:05:55.160 Smokey? 0:05:55.680 --> 0:05:59.000 What the Bear? Try again? 0:05:59.520 --> 0:06:00.720 Smoky Wildfires? 0:06:00.839 --> 0:06:01.200 Nope? 0:06:01.760 --> 0:06:03.360 Smoky Bears. 0:06:03.520 --> 0:06:09.280 Yes, Bear, yes, no, the did you know that? You 0:06:10.800 --> 0:06:11.360 got me there? 0:06:11.440 --> 0:06:13.040 Scott another singer. 0:06:13.160 --> 0:06:14.280 Do you know what his catchphrases? 0:06:14.720 --> 0:06:18.320 Only you can prevent forest fires. Nope, only you can 0:06:18.360 --> 0:06:23.080 prevent the forest fires. Nope, forest fires are terrible. 0:06:23.240 --> 0:06:26.080 Nope, no more forest it's gone. They don't do forest anymore. 0:06:26.120 --> 0:06:27.600 Only you can prevent wildfires. 0:06:27.680 --> 0:06:28.400 Very good. 0:06:28.720 --> 0:06:29.000 Cool. 0:06:29.040 --> 0:06:30.840 And it's the guy with the mustache. He's Smoky Bear. 0:06:30.920 --> 0:06:34.360 Now do you know the guy that he's in all 0:06:34.360 --> 0:06:36.719 the movies with the big, giant, fluffy white. 0:06:36.560 --> 0:06:37.720 Musk from Blue Buds. 0:06:37.839 --> 0:06:41.719 Yes, that guy, he's Smoky Bear. Which his name? That 0:06:41.839 --> 0:06:44.240 guy that I don't worry about. 0:06:44.240 --> 0:06:46.760 It's you know I need to know? Uh not Kurt, 0:06:46.880 --> 0:06:48.960 not Kirk, give me a sec. 0:06:49.120 --> 0:06:55.560 Cameron, No, god, no, I was watching Growing Pains yesterday 0:06:55.880 --> 0:06:59.000 off the Deep End, and also Hogan Family. Wait do 0:06:59.040 --> 0:07:01.960 you remember that show? Then it was Valerie's Family. 0:07:02.360 --> 0:07:04.200 No, I have no idea what you're talking about. Yeah, 0:07:05.160 --> 0:07:07.719 blue Bloods. Oh my god, I know exactly what he 0:07:07.760 --> 0:07:15.440 looks like. Yeah, Tom Selleck, No, what different? It's not 0:07:15.560 --> 0:07:15.960 this guy? 0:07:16.160 --> 0:07:18.360 No, no, no, no, no, no not at all. 0:07:18.800 --> 0:07:19.440 Who is it? 0:07:19.520 --> 0:07:22.040 The white hair guy? He was even in some Family 0:07:22.040 --> 0:07:24.120 Guy episodes or Simpsons or something. 0:07:25.080 --> 0:07:27.760 Okay that, oh, is it the guy from A Star 0:07:27.880 --> 0:07:28.239 is born? 0:07:29.080 --> 0:07:29.320 Yes? 0:07:29.920 --> 0:07:33.760 Also Sam Elliott, Yes him, there it is. He's Smoky Bear. Honestly, 0:07:33.760 --> 0:07:35.200 we should do a trivia night together. 0:07:35.600 --> 0:07:37.480 We've been saying that forever nights, the whole thing. 0:07:37.520 --> 0:07:39.680 I would love trivia. I feel like I could. We 0:07:39.720 --> 0:07:41.080 would be a great trivia team. 0:07:41.400 --> 0:07:43.000 It depends on the categories. 0:07:43.080 --> 0:07:45.400 I think we could. We would do this guy right, 0:07:45.560 --> 0:07:48.800 like I would clear a music category. Yes, Sam Elliott, 0:07:49.000 --> 0:07:51.600 I think we do well between actors that I may 0:07:51.600 --> 0:07:54.320 know obscure ones of you knowing like a whole bunch 0:07:54.360 --> 0:07:57.360 of weird obscure seventies eighties knowledge. Listen, Carl, Marie and 0:07:57.360 --> 0:08:00.120 Anthony if you're watching this, Yes, we formally challenge and 0:08:00.200 --> 0:08:02.920 Jew to a trivia thing, and we need to figure 0:08:02.920 --> 0:08:03.640 out who would. 0:08:03.440 --> 0:08:05.880 Host on hold. You know what I think would be 0:08:05.880 --> 0:08:08.800 really cool. There's got to be some game show, like 0:08:08.920 --> 0:08:11.480 actual game show that you and I and Carla and 0:08:11.480 --> 0:08:13.840 Anthony could go on and compete against each other, like 0:08:13.880 --> 0:08:15.680 an actual game show that has teams. 0:08:16.000 --> 0:08:17.480 You know, I don't know how that works. 0:08:17.520 --> 0:08:19.120 What are you talking about? There's got to be they 0:08:19.200 --> 0:08:20.520 know people casting people. 0:08:21.280 --> 0:08:24.680 Yeah, Carla Ray and Anthony get casting people to cast us. 0:08:24.840 --> 0:08:28.200 Seriously. Yeah, I think the four of us head to head, 0:08:28.600 --> 0:08:30.360 the two and two would be great. I Chuck Willery, 0:08:31.080 --> 0:08:35.440 that would be great. What he's also a nut job? 0:08:35.480 --> 0:08:38.640 Now I think I'm Cellery. No, Chuck Willery, Chuck Wollery. 0:08:38.720 --> 0:08:39.720 Yeah, why what did he do? 0:08:39.880 --> 0:08:42.319 I don't know. He's all crazy political things out? 0:08:42.360 --> 0:08:43.240 Got it, you know, got it? 0:08:43.280 --> 0:08:43.560 Got it. 0:08:43.800 --> 0:08:45.600 Same with the guy from Bob's Burgers that made me 0:08:45.640 --> 0:08:49.400 really sad. Which one Jimmy Pastow which is the voice 0:08:49.440 --> 0:08:52.440 actor of Jimmy, But which the older one? 0:08:52.920 --> 0:08:57.360 The boy? No, the dad, the dad? Okay yeah, the dad? Yeah, okay, 0:08:57.720 --> 0:09:00.319 he did that. We had Linda here, I know. Oh 0:09:00.360 --> 0:09:00.960 he was great. 0:09:01.000 --> 0:09:03.520 Oh that was my favorite. Yeah, honestly, I said to him, 0:09:03.520 --> 0:09:06.160 I said, and he did my favorite sketch, which is 0:09:06.559 --> 0:09:09.600 the tree. Oh look at the tree. Oh, look at 0:09:09.600 --> 0:09:10.560 the tree. I love my tree. 0:09:10.760 --> 0:09:11.800 You're very good voicing that. 0:09:12.160 --> 0:09:14.480 He's Honestly, when I met him, I was like, oh 0:09:14.480 --> 0:09:15.320 my god, you're an icon. 0:09:15.600 --> 0:09:17.559 I can't believe that we don't have any smokey Bear 0:09:17.840 --> 0:09:21.120 anything in the system. You'd think we got smoking in 0:09:21.160 --> 0:09:21.600 the bandit. 0:09:21.720 --> 0:09:22.840 What's that tell Michael? 0:09:22.920 --> 0:09:25.040 He has it wrong with smoking in the bandit. You 0:09:25.080 --> 0:09:26.240 don't know what's smoking the bandit? 0:09:26.360 --> 0:09:27.920 No, I have no idea what smoking in the band 0:09:27.920 --> 0:09:28.080 it is. 0:09:28.120 --> 0:09:33.600 Really. Jackie Gleason Delaise, Yeah, dude, that was quintessentially, come. 0:09:33.400 --> 0:09:41.160 On, bro ah bro ah shot and Burt Reynolds. Burt Reynolds, yes, yeah, 0:09:41.200 --> 0:09:43.040 the other mustache guy. He was the one who was 0:09:43.040 --> 0:09:45.160 in Boogie Knights. That's right, Yeah, that's right. 0:09:45.200 --> 0:09:46.800 Did you see booge Knight's a giant schlog? 0:09:47.000 --> 0:09:47.240 Yeah? 0:09:47.320 --> 0:09:51.080 Yes, oh, family friendly. Sorry, oh that's serial that's serial killers. 0:09:51.200 --> 0:09:52.520 We could say schlog over here. 0:09:54.200 --> 0:09:55.320 Boogie Knights was so good. 0:09:55.400 --> 0:09:56.400 That was a good movie. 0:09:56.760 --> 0:09:57.719 What's her name was in it? 0:09:57.800 --> 0:09:58.240 That girl? 0:09:58.320 --> 0:10:02.839 Not Alicia Silverstone? Who was the other one? Yeah, Heather Locklear, No, 0:10:02.840 --> 0:10:06.160 no ah no. And she was also in Austin Powers. 0:10:06.160 --> 0:10:09.160 We're gonna Heather Graham, We're gonna fail horribly on this game. 0:10:09.000 --> 0:10:11.880 Heather Graham, boom lock it in all right, ding ding 0:10:11.960 --> 0:10:12.280 I win? 0:10:12.520 --> 0:10:13.760 And what's his name? The burger guy? 0:10:14.200 --> 0:10:17.240 Right, Wahlberg, Yeah, Mark Wahlberg. 0:10:17.240 --> 0:10:20.040 That's right. They were supposed to open a Wahlbergers by 0:10:20.040 --> 0:10:22.719 my house, and then never did. Then the diner just 0:10:22.760 --> 0:10:25.360 fell apart, and now it's a seven eleven sad not 0:10:25.440 --> 0:10:28.360 the Plainview diner that's still just sitting there empty. It 0:10:28.440 --> 0:10:30.760 makes me very sad. Oh was that important text? 0:10:30.960 --> 0:10:31.160 It was? 0:10:31.200 --> 0:10:32.920 Actually should we let everybody know that there was gonna 0:10:32.920 --> 0:10:33.679 be a short episode. 0:10:33.800 --> 0:10:36.640 Okay, here we go, here we go. Let's start with 0:10:36.679 --> 0:10:39.240 the gas lighting and we'll be back right after this. 0:10:39.400 --> 0:10:40.040 Play something. 0:10:40.160 --> 0:10:46.760 Okay, uh bah chat, I got nothing? 0:10:47.400 --> 0:10:48.360 How do you have nothing? 0:10:48.520 --> 0:10:49.520 A different category? 0:10:50.640 --> 0:10:53.120 Why aren't you just putting in the guy? What the guy? 0:10:53.320 --> 0:10:55.959 Because that's serial killers? You know nothing about diabetes. 0:10:56.080 --> 0:11:02.920 It's still a commercial break, and we're bad. 0:11:03.120 --> 0:11:04.760 Even though there was no commercial there. That hasn't been 0:11:04.800 --> 0:11:05.400 for the last couple of. 0:11:05.400 --> 0:11:07.720 Great love It. Well, we're still getting paid somehow, So 0:11:07.760 --> 0:11:09.600 I don't know how that's happening. It seems like it's 0:11:09.640 --> 0:11:13.960 just you bucco anyway, are let's talk more, let's do 0:11:14.160 --> 0:11:14.840 it would be more. 0:11:15.240 --> 0:11:18.240 By the way, I didn't like the weed commercial that 0:11:18.320 --> 0:11:20.520 played last time. I played three times. 0:11:20.320 --> 0:11:22.520 My god, dirty, terrible. 0:11:22.280 --> 0:11:24.520 Dirty dirty. I'm not promoting that. 0:11:24.559 --> 0:11:26.760 I'm not promoting that. I want that turned I want 0:11:26.800 --> 0:11:29.720 it turned off. I want the forbidden subject. Bidden subject 0:11:29.840 --> 0:11:30.960 off the category with it? 0:11:31.040 --> 0:11:34.840 What is it? The bad category? Turn it off? Weed? Yeah? Off? 0:11:35.080 --> 0:11:39.480 No CBDs, no CBD, no LCD, LCD, whatever, TVs all 0:11:39.640 --> 0:11:42.040 other drugs. Okay, well l. 0:11:42.120 --> 0:11:46.320 CDs, you can't HBD. What is it? It's LSD, CBD. 0:11:46.720 --> 0:11:47.720 CBD is an oil? 0:11:47.800 --> 0:11:51.200 Yeah, there's another one though, all of it can oil. 0:11:51.280 --> 0:11:52.800 Cannaboid. Yeah, why is there an? 0:11:52.800 --> 0:11:52.959 Oh? 0:11:53.000 --> 0:11:54.760 I don't get it. But anyway, all of it off, 0:11:54.800 --> 0:11:55.360 off of it. 0:11:55.440 --> 0:11:57.960 That's right. Off heroin commercials. 0:11:58.160 --> 0:11:59.439 It might as well be doing heroin. 0:11:59.640 --> 0:12:03.120 Yeah, commercials for that. Okay, everybody, do you need a fix? 0:12:03.679 --> 0:12:05.400 Go to this alley in Jersey City. 0:12:05.920 --> 0:12:08.920 Why Jersey City. I don't know you think we all 0:12:08.960 --> 0:12:10.000 do heroin in Jersey City. 0:12:10.160 --> 0:12:11.160 But you know, I've seen needles there. 0:12:11.200 --> 0:12:11.880 You see needles? 0:12:11.880 --> 0:12:14.800 I saw one and used condoms in the road. 0:12:15.040 --> 0:12:17.400 Use condoms in the road. How did you see a 0:12:17.440 --> 0:12:18.960 condom in the road from your giants? 0:12:18.960 --> 0:12:20.680 I was driving driving slow? 0:12:20.760 --> 0:12:24.040 Oh really, yep, that's weird. Yeah, you're slowing down to 0:12:24.080 --> 0:12:25.079 see if something's a condo. 0:12:25.320 --> 0:12:29.120 There's speed bumps. What Yeah, there's some speed bumps, and 0:12:29.200 --> 0:12:32.720 they call them humps in New Jersey. Speed hump ahead. Okay, 0:12:32.880 --> 0:12:35.280 if they had speed hump signs when I was a kid, please, 0:12:35.320 --> 0:12:40.680 they would be defaced left and right, just saying defaced. Yeah, 0:12:40.760 --> 0:12:42.679 hump ahead, it would say, and we go a haha 0:12:42.679 --> 0:12:47.040 ha just like that, just like that haha ha. Ye 0:12:47.760 --> 0:12:49.079 oh boy. What's going on in your world? 0:12:49.160 --> 0:12:52.720 Andy? Not much. I'm doing a summer house this starting Thursday. 0:12:52.800 --> 0:12:53.800 Wow, the summers almost over. 0:12:53.840 --> 0:12:55.960 The I know, usually we do it like in July, 0:12:56.200 --> 0:12:59.160 but this year we're doing it. Just it's three days. 0:12:59.200 --> 0:13:01.440 It's an intense days. I'm excited. I'm looking. 0:13:01.520 --> 0:13:02.240 What's the next weekend? 0:13:02.280 --> 0:13:03.080 No, it's this weekend. 0:13:04.320 --> 0:13:05.040 I'm free. 0:13:05.240 --> 0:13:08.320 You're gonna come down to DJ's on Thursday night, I know, 0:13:09.520 --> 0:13:11.600 and then Friday, we're not sure, we might do beer 0:13:11.600 --> 0:13:13.880 Olympics in a barbecue, and then Saturday is already the 0:13:13.960 --> 0:13:14.360 last day. 0:13:14.400 --> 0:13:15.640 I would like the barbecue part. 0:13:16.320 --> 0:13:18.400 Yeah. Well, there's gonna be a lot of drinking. I 0:13:18.640 --> 0:13:19.560 am Beer Olympics skiing. 0:13:19.640 --> 0:13:21.680 I can drink a little bit. I'm not doing the 0:13:21.720 --> 0:13:24.280 stands and the cops and the ping pongs. I'm not 0:13:24.360 --> 0:13:24.840 doing all that. 0:13:25.320 --> 0:13:27.360 So you know's be the dad sitting in the corner. Hey, 0:13:27.960 --> 0:13:29.160 I'll just just be safe. 0:13:29.280 --> 0:13:31.360 I'll just sit in the corner with my Schlitz and 0:13:31.400 --> 0:13:32.760 I'll just milk one or two of them. 0:13:33.200 --> 0:13:35.000 Isn't that the non alcoholic one Schlitz? 0:13:35.040 --> 0:13:38.520 No, that's like the old old man seventies old man beer, 0:13:38.679 --> 0:13:39.480 Oh sixties. 0:13:39.760 --> 0:13:41.040 Do they still sell it schlitz? 0:13:41.080 --> 0:13:42.520 I don't know if they still make schlitz? 0:13:42.720 --> 0:13:42.760 No. 0:13:42.800 --> 0:13:46.160 One, I really want to try what malort mallort or 0:13:46.200 --> 0:13:51.719 mallorc malort. If you're in uh, Illinois and you. 0:13:51.640 --> 0:13:54.559 Were about to say, You're about to say Illinois, weren't you? No, 0:13:54.800 --> 0:13:56.840 By the way, some levels just went on there that shit. 0:13:56.760 --> 0:13:58.760 Oh okay, cool, go on, Well now nothing is even 0:13:58.760 --> 0:14:02.960 showing up on level. Well, that's okay them anyway. Mallort. 0:14:03.360 --> 0:14:06.280 It's like a drink that's known to Chicago. It's famous, 0:14:06.320 --> 0:14:08.320 and people say you either love it or hate it. 0:14:08.360 --> 0:14:09.240 There is no in between. 0:14:09.320 --> 0:14:09.880 There's a beer. 0:14:10.400 --> 0:14:12.760 It's like a mix of a bunch of stuff. But 0:14:12.840 --> 0:14:15.600 people say the taste you either like instantly or like 0:14:15.840 --> 0:14:18.080 grossed out in one of them, or you think it's good. 0:14:18.160 --> 0:14:20.880 And what do they call that drink? Where's the bartender 0:14:21.440 --> 0:14:24.280 just takes all the leftovers that's in the little rubber 0:14:24.320 --> 0:14:26.880 pad and they pour it into a glass. Please please please, 0:14:26.960 --> 0:14:30.680 it's called something. No, yeah, it's actually a thing. Because 0:14:30.720 --> 0:14:34.000 as they're like pouring drinks all night, there's this spa, 0:14:34.480 --> 0:14:37.400 there's no there's spillage of all this stuff, and there 0:14:37.400 --> 0:14:39.120 are people that will drink what's in there. 0:14:39.160 --> 0:14:41.359 I would never do that. That is the most unhygienic 0:14:41.400 --> 0:14:42.160 thing that you could. 0:14:41.920 --> 0:14:44.440 Ever have called something. Maybe they give it away. 0:14:44.560 --> 0:14:49.040 Okay, So malort is a liquore extremely low in though 0:14:49.200 --> 0:14:53.680 John thujiny joan through Jown. 0:14:53.640 --> 0:14:55.040 I don't even see the word. What are you looking? 0:14:55.160 --> 0:14:55.320 Right? 0:14:55.360 --> 0:14:59.080 There is a brand of basque liquor extremely low in 0:14:59.200 --> 0:14:59.760 through jown. 0:15:00.120 --> 0:15:01.960 Okay, sounds French. 0:15:02.400 --> 0:15:04.320 It's known for its bitter New Orleans. It can be 0:15:04.320 --> 0:15:07.320 found in Chicago area taverns and liquor stores, and it 0:15:07.400 --> 0:15:08.640 is growing in popularity. 0:15:09.320 --> 0:15:11.200 I wonder if every area has their own like kind 0:15:11.240 --> 0:15:14.880 of regional alcohol of some sort. 0:15:15.000 --> 0:15:19.240 Well, when Josh's brother and his niece and nephew were 0:15:19.240 --> 0:15:22.600 in town, we went to this bar called Hudson Hound, 0:15:22.760 --> 0:15:25.720 and it was like the J. C. Shaker, and it 0:15:25.800 --> 0:15:28.240 was just basically an espresso martini. And I just found 0:15:28.240 --> 0:15:30.840 it funny that they like tried to be like, oh, 0:15:30.880 --> 0:15:31.600 this is a JC. 0:15:32.000 --> 0:15:33.760 Yes, but I'm sure the J C Shaker has not 0:15:33.760 --> 0:15:36.600 made it across the world. The Long Island Iced Tea has. 0:15:36.760 --> 0:15:37.200 That's true. 0:15:37.280 --> 0:15:37.760 What's up? 0:15:37.880 --> 0:15:39.240 I do like a Long Island iced tea. 0:15:39.360 --> 0:15:42.840 But it's controversial because there's there's a bar that was 0:15:42.880 --> 0:15:44.640 way out a Long Island called the Oak Beach in 0:15:44.880 --> 0:15:46.680 that's not there anymore. I've been gone for a long time. 0:15:46.720 --> 0:15:49.120 But they claim that they invented it. And then there's 0:15:49.120 --> 0:15:52.040 some like bar in the Midwest somewhere that claims that 0:15:52.120 --> 0:15:54.080 they invented it, and you know, it's a little bit 0:15:54.080 --> 0:15:55.960 of an argument. I would assume that it was invented 0:15:56.000 --> 0:15:58.520