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Speaker 1: Friday in a row. And now I'm looking at apartments.

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Speaker 1: So so you working out and I'm looking at apartments,

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Speaker 1: and I do I feel like we Freaky Friday? For sure?

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Speaker 1: the apartments. What's going on? Well, I've only gotten to

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Speaker 1: And then they were like, careful, there's a bunny. Why

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Speaker 1: to say no, they didn't. No, they did that. This

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Speaker 1: We gotta pull up? Girl? So I go up and

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Speaker 1: the ceilings are way taller, but it's like unfinished. It's

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Speaker 1: Well they got changed white people in it, and the

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Speaker 1: white people have bunnies. Bunnies don't belong in Crown Heights

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Speaker 1: And this bunny, the first floor bunny was hiding. The

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Speaker 1: said absolutely? He said, not what you gave me? What

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Speaker 1: you need a guaranteur to day. I don't like that.

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Speaker 1: but that means the press was right. Yeah, it was

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Speaker 1: coming out. But it's about credit utilization. So how much

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Speaker 1: What it is is I refuse to pay my student loans.

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Speaker 1: at all. So that's that's the only thing you're doing

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Speaker 1: Mess is living in New York. Mess is the student loans,

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Speaker 1: He is dead to me. But and I'm cooking. I'm

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Speaker 1: see you. You cannot do that, Murray. What if your

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Speaker 1: AC falls out and falls on something and truly looks

420
00:22:57,480 --> 00:23:00,960
Speaker 1: like it is going to crush somebody. I'm you can't

421
00:23:01,040 --> 00:23:03,680
Speaker 1: do that. If I coughed too hard in the apartment,

422
00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:06,560
Speaker 1: the thing might fall out the window. God forbid, there's

423
00:23:06,240 --> 00:23:10,880
Speaker 1: an earthquake, shake the room. Oh my god, I don't

424
00:23:10,920 --> 00:23:13,359
Speaker 1: eat close the train. But so now we have to

425
00:23:13,359 --> 00:23:15,720
Speaker 1: fix your ac. Yeah, but I don't want him to

426
00:23:15,760 --> 00:23:18,600
Speaker 1: do it. And I was like, I'm a strong, independent

427
00:23:18,640 --> 00:23:20,159
Speaker 1: woman and I don't need no man to help me

428
00:23:20,280 --> 00:23:23,520
Speaker 1: murder somebody with an air conditioner. It's true, It's so true.

429
00:23:23,560 --> 00:23:28,359
Speaker 1: You're it's literally not on the plant like that. And

430
00:23:28,400 --> 00:23:30,080
Speaker 1: did you tape it up? You put some tape on it,

431
00:23:30,160 --> 00:23:32,840
Speaker 1: not taped. I just pushed the window down as hard

432
00:23:32,840 --> 00:23:34,879
Speaker 1: as because I feel like if the window can hold it,

433
00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:37,639
Speaker 1: then I'm okay, bro, you have to get a task rabbit.

434
00:23:38,320 --> 00:23:40,399
Speaker 1: That feels like it's too hot in my apartment for

435
00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:43,760
Speaker 1: a second body to be in there. To your place.

436
00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:47,959
Speaker 1: You have been in there in July. Oh no, it's hot, Marie,

437
00:23:48,320 --> 00:23:52,760
Speaker 1: it's time, it's time to it. Don't touch rabbit. Yeah,

438
00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:55,159
Speaker 1: it's okay. If you can't do something. I tried to

439
00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:57,639
Speaker 1: put a shelf together, broke it. I said, something is

440
00:23:57,680 --> 00:23:59,679
Speaker 1: not going in, So I said I just have to

441
00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:01,879
Speaker 1: hit it. Didn't harder and it will go in. It

442
00:24:01,920 --> 00:24:04,560
Speaker 1: wasn't supposed to go there. And that's that's what's mess

443
00:24:04,840 --> 00:24:07,240
Speaker 1: is the instructions. I don't know. First of all, I

444
00:24:07,240 --> 00:24:10,240
Speaker 1: don't even want to touch Ikea because those those Ikea

445
00:24:10,320 --> 00:24:13,920
Speaker 1: I can't. It's Ikea. I can't Ikia. I can't because

446
00:24:14,160 --> 00:24:16,520
Speaker 1: first of all, it's in another language. Even in English,

447
00:24:16,560 --> 00:24:20,480
Speaker 1: it looks like it's another language. Oh for me, okay, yeah,

448
00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:23,760
Speaker 1: it doesn't make sense. And then you're like, well, I

449
00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:26,359
Speaker 1: can eyeball this because I know. I know what a

450
00:24:26,440 --> 00:24:29,560
Speaker 1: shelf is supposed to do. It's supposed to be straight.

451
00:24:30,359 --> 00:24:33,040
Speaker 1: I put the wrong thing in and then, yeah, just

452
00:24:33,440 --> 00:24:35,920
Speaker 1: you broke it. I did. But I got a task

453
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:38,159
Speaker 1: rabbit who's a friend, and he was able to you

454
00:24:38,160 --> 00:24:41,280
Speaker 1: know most it. Yeah, it's cute. I sent it to you.

455
00:24:41,359 --> 00:24:44,040
Speaker 1: It looks great. My ac don't look like that. Matter

456
00:24:44,080 --> 00:24:45,760
Speaker 1: of fact, I'm not even gonna hold you. I use

457
00:24:45,840 --> 00:24:49,640
Speaker 1: the I use the part of the box to prop

458
00:24:49,680 --> 00:24:52,760
Speaker 1: it up, so if it rains, the box is gonna Reely,

459
00:24:54,280 --> 00:24:59,359
Speaker 1: enough is enough. I don't want to be connected to

460
00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:02,040
Speaker 1: this because if if anything happens and it's all that

461
00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:05,720
Speaker 1: podcast message, that will be the title. And that's how

462
00:25:05,760 --> 00:25:09,560
Speaker 1: the podcast pops off and elevates us to the level

463
00:25:09,560 --> 00:25:13,360
Speaker 1: that we shouldn't be at because my ac kills somebody. Okay, no, man,

464
00:25:13,440 --> 00:25:17,880
Speaker 1: slaughter never hurt nobody. It sure did, it, sure did, Okay,

465
00:25:18,440 --> 00:25:21,720
Speaker 1: it sure did allegedly allegedly. I don't want this, but

466
00:25:21,960 --> 00:25:24,880
Speaker 1: I already have my record for you know, the airport

467
00:25:25,119 --> 00:25:28,240
Speaker 1: in an airport bunged it is. But like on my heart,

468
00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:31,960
Speaker 1: I know that in your heart you're a criminal. You

469
00:25:31,960 --> 00:25:34,760
Speaker 1: know the platinum when they handcuffed you at the airport

470
00:25:34,760 --> 00:25:37,080
Speaker 1: that time so many years ago. Was it in the

471
00:25:37,119 --> 00:25:38,560
Speaker 1: front or was it in the back? It was in

472
00:25:38,600 --> 00:25:41,639
Speaker 1: the back. Yeah. And they did not like mirandom me

473
00:25:41,760 --> 00:25:45,240
Speaker 1: at all. No, Nope, they didn't Steve, No, they didn't.

474
00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:49,359
Speaker 1: They didn't random loans. They didn't give me my rights

475
00:25:49,359 --> 00:25:51,199
Speaker 1: at all. So that's why I was like, is this

476
00:25:51,280 --> 00:25:53,600
Speaker 1: a prank? Yeah? But can you do you have to

477
00:25:53,640 --> 00:25:57,639
Speaker 1: read somebody's rights at the airport. Yes, you do anytime

478
00:25:57,680 --> 00:26:00,400
Speaker 1: you could. Anytime they put them platinum braces, are they

479
00:26:00,440 --> 00:26:03,560
Speaker 1: not when they arresting the immigrants and stuff, they not

480
00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:08,000
Speaker 1: reading them nothing. Well, they're not mirandurizing Miranda. However you

481
00:26:08,040 --> 00:26:14,240
Speaker 1: say it mirandizing. Yeah, they're not mirandizing the men. Menendez is, well,

482
00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:19,960
Speaker 1: this is why we don't respect Ice, the government, oh America. Okay,

483
00:26:20,240 --> 00:26:23,000
Speaker 1: all of that, I said it. Now another thing that's mess.

484
00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:25,760
Speaker 1: So you know, I have to do these walks. We

485
00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:29,080
Speaker 1: have to get our steps in ten thousand steps. And

486
00:26:29,160 --> 00:26:31,600
Speaker 1: so you know, I've been walking at night, and so

487
00:26:31,640 --> 00:26:34,919
Speaker 1: I went to the hospital the other night and I

488
00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:38,040
Speaker 1: walked from the hospital to my house. That was two hours.

489
00:26:38,280 --> 00:26:42,960
Speaker 1: I didn't know how not scary. It is not scary,

490
00:26:43,119 --> 00:26:45,320
Speaker 1: not scary. But people kept putting in my head like

491
00:26:45,560 --> 00:26:47,560
Speaker 1: something is going to happen to me, and I was like,

492
00:26:47,600 --> 00:26:49,880
Speaker 1: I didn't. I don't put that energy out. Also, I

493
00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:52,320
Speaker 1: have this, Yeah, but that's gonna make you slow you.

494
00:26:53,400 --> 00:26:55,560
Speaker 1: I will knock somebody out with this. Yeah, but how

495
00:26:55,560 --> 00:27:01,520
Speaker 1: could is your aim says you don't even do push ups? AnyWho?

496
00:27:01,840 --> 00:27:05,399
Speaker 1: Is it mess as a woman to walk late at night? Yes?

497
00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:09,440
Speaker 1: Bye kidney that's Mess. Have you has Olivia Benson taught

498
00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:13,439
Speaker 1: you nothing? In New York City, there's a dedicated group

499
00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:22,480
Speaker 1: of the these are their stories, my story, and you're brilliant.

500
00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:24,320
Speaker 1: And you're brilliant and that's why we love you here

501
00:27:24,359 --> 00:27:26,920
Speaker 1: at MESS because you will always provide and you never

502
00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:29,879
Speaker 1: let up, and we appreciate you. But I should be

503
00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:32,679
Speaker 1: able to feed five four FuMB up and down the

504
00:27:32,720 --> 00:27:34,959
Speaker 1: blocks at whatever hour I want. Do you know I

505
00:27:35,080 --> 00:27:38,000
Speaker 1: used to I used to break day all the time,

506
00:27:38,119 --> 00:27:42,359
Speaker 1: or break night. Break day is different than break night. Also,

507
00:27:42,480 --> 00:27:45,040
Speaker 1: it's a different time you used to break day free

508
00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:49,280
Speaker 1: pandem Okay, it's we live in a post pandemic world.

509
00:27:49,359 --> 00:27:53,080
Speaker 1: Okay you a black woman? Yes, leaving an area like

510
00:27:53,119 --> 00:27:56,240
Speaker 1: that with Sunset Park, it's not even men. I know

511
00:27:56,280 --> 00:27:57,760
Speaker 1: Sunset Park. I don't know what's going on over there.

512
00:27:57,800 --> 00:28:00,679
Speaker 1: I don't know nothing and literally nothing that like the

513
00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:04,600
Speaker 1: streets were just chill, like it wasn't a ton and

514
00:28:04,640 --> 00:28:07,679
Speaker 1: I don't know what's worse walking down a street and

515
00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:10,640
Speaker 1: there's just one person on there, or walking on a

516
00:28:10,720 --> 00:28:15,040
Speaker 1: on a sidewalk and there's like six Okay, well, paint

517
00:28:15,040 --> 00:28:17,720
Speaker 1: the picture for us. What time did you leave the hospital.

518
00:28:18,920 --> 00:28:27,639
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say about about twelve thirty am midnight girl,

519
00:28:28,080 --> 00:28:31,720
Speaker 1: that's peak crime hours. I'm just like, so we can't

520
00:28:31,760 --> 00:28:34,080
Speaker 1: take the train because they lighten women on fire on

521
00:28:34,119 --> 00:28:35,879
Speaker 1: a train, So I can't. So I can't walk at

522
00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:39,000
Speaker 1: night because they they robbing and stealing and all that. Like,

523
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:41,280
Speaker 1: it's not robbing and stealing. They're gonna take your box,

524
00:28:42,720 --> 00:28:45,000
Speaker 1: you won't you giving away the box for the free

525
00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:48,680
Speaker 1: and something park girl. I'm just saying, we can't get

526
00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:53,160
Speaker 1: into uber because we're getting trafficking. It's like, what do

527
00:28:53,280 --> 00:28:55,320
Speaker 1: we have? I don't know. And the thing is, I

528
00:28:55,320 --> 00:28:57,760
Speaker 1: would I would love to do a sketch about walking

529
00:28:57,960 --> 00:29:00,280
Speaker 1: in New York because and then you have this app

530
00:29:00,320 --> 00:29:03,840
Speaker 1: that tells you where it's safe to walk and nothing

531
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:07,400
Speaker 1: nothing is safe up. Nothing is is that the Citizen.

532
00:29:07,880 --> 00:29:10,440
Speaker 1: The Citizen app tells you where the crime is. You

533
00:29:10,480 --> 00:29:13,840
Speaker 1: don't even have that. You just should in your way downtown.

534
00:29:14,040 --> 00:29:16,320
Speaker 1: Should I download that? I mean I think if you

535
00:29:16,560 --> 00:29:18,800
Speaker 1: if you download it, it's gonna stress you out. I'm

536
00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:22,280
Speaker 1: not excited. I will not have anxiety because I have

537
00:29:22,440 --> 00:29:26,720
Speaker 1: News Break and it literally tells me every time somebody dies. Yeah,

538
00:29:26,720 --> 00:29:29,680
Speaker 1: but that's everywhere in the world. Citizen app is like

539
00:29:29,760 --> 00:29:34,280
Speaker 1: three blocks away. Somebody just got stabbed two seconds from

540
00:29:34,280 --> 00:29:37,840
Speaker 1: where you're standing. A rat humped the lady like the

541
00:29:37,880 --> 00:29:39,960
Speaker 1: citizen app is. And then people put stuff on there

542
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:42,640
Speaker 1: that's like it's just inconvenient for them that it's a

543
00:29:42,640 --> 00:29:45,720
Speaker 1: crime to them. Somebody stole my package, you know what

544
00:29:45,760 --> 00:29:47,960
Speaker 1: I mean? Like, and I love that a car backed

545
00:29:48,040 --> 00:29:51,360
Speaker 1: up without looking back, like you know, I like to

546
00:29:51,360 --> 00:29:52,880
Speaker 1: be in the mix, you know, I like to be

547
00:29:52,880 --> 00:29:56,160
Speaker 1: in the know. So I think I don't know that

548
00:29:56,200 --> 00:29:57,400
Speaker 1: you like to be in that. I like to be

549
00:29:57,440 --> 00:29:59,520
Speaker 1: in the know. I like to be in my nocause

550
00:29:59,640 --> 00:30:01,880
Speaker 1: it every time I look at something and I'm like, oh,

551
00:30:01,960 --> 00:30:04,040
Speaker 1: I know what happened, and then you re asked me

552
00:30:04,080 --> 00:30:06,160
Speaker 1: what I don't know? So you don't like to be

553
00:30:06,160 --> 00:30:09,400
Speaker 1: in the know. I think I'm gonna download Citizen App.

554
00:30:09,400 --> 00:30:11,880
Speaker 1: And I'm also thinking, like maybe I should get a

555
00:30:11,880 --> 00:30:14,400
Speaker 1: walking group. You know how there's a wrong group is

556
00:30:14,440 --> 00:30:16,800
Speaker 1: not walking with you at twelve thirty am. I'm not

557
00:30:18,240 --> 00:30:20,800
Speaker 1: park Marie. If you would have walked with me for

558
00:30:20,840 --> 00:30:23,120
Speaker 1: those two hours, you would have felt invigorating at it.

559
00:30:23,200 --> 00:30:24,840
Speaker 1: At the end, I would have been like you would

560
00:30:24,840 --> 00:30:26,880
Speaker 1: have walked forward, and I would have walked back like this,

561
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:29,360
Speaker 1: and we would have walked like I got your six,

562
00:30:29,640 --> 00:30:36,920
Speaker 1: we would walk. But also there's safety in numbers. You

563
00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:40,840
Speaker 1: were by yourself with you know, cousin Skeeter here. I

564
00:30:40,960 --> 00:30:43,440
Speaker 1: was not scared. The only thing that I was First

565
00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:46,160
Speaker 1: of all, I was out of breath. I was sweating profusely.

566
00:30:46,440 --> 00:30:49,760
Speaker 1: I had a white top on, and then my makeup

567
00:30:49,880 --> 00:30:53,520
Speaker 1: that I had on my face dripping down, So there's

568
00:30:53,520 --> 00:30:56,760
Speaker 1: make so it looks like brown spots. I was like,

569
00:30:56,960 --> 00:30:59,560
Speaker 1: I'm actually the most unattractive thing that could be walking

570
00:30:59,600 --> 00:31:02,160
Speaker 1: down in I'm actually okay. So if you're gonna walk

571
00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:04,240
Speaker 1: at midnight, that I guess that's the way to do it. Yeah,

572
00:31:04,240 --> 00:31:07,440
Speaker 1: I was. I mean you could see the pool, the

573
00:31:07,440 --> 00:31:10,760
Speaker 1: puddle that was happening in between my cheeks. Yeah, I

574
00:31:10,840 --> 00:31:13,800
Speaker 1: was sweating heavily. Some people are into that. Some people

575
00:31:13,840 --> 00:31:18,160
Speaker 1: are into butt sweat. Cis is butt sweat mess? Mmmm?

576
00:31:18,840 --> 00:31:22,800
Speaker 1: It depends on what the butt looks like. Is that yeah? Hmmm?

577
00:31:23,760 --> 00:31:26,360
Speaker 1: Is a big juicy butt? Is it a small flat butt?

578
00:31:26,760 --> 00:31:28,680
Speaker 1: Is it a high tight butt? What kind of butt

579
00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:31,760
Speaker 1: is it? I would say that it has a long

580
00:31:31,840 --> 00:31:37,440
Speaker 1: crack but if partially it's partially lifted. Okay, a couple

581
00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:39,880
Speaker 1: of hip dips, but that's okay, Yeah, you only because

582
00:31:39,880 --> 00:31:44,960
Speaker 1: if people are not. Uh and because I'm having a

583
00:31:44,960 --> 00:31:47,680
Speaker 1: lot of fiber in my diet, I will say it's

584
00:31:47,720 --> 00:31:55,040
Speaker 1: being used regularly. So you telling is this you? Is this?

585
00:31:55,040 --> 00:31:59,280
Speaker 1: You confessing to skid marks? Like what you saying? Okay,

586
00:31:59,320 --> 00:32:03,480
Speaker 1: so you're I can't believe you said that. Who said that? Well,

587
00:32:03,520 --> 00:32:07,640
Speaker 1: let's finder, Well, let's chat about it. Are y'all using

588
00:32:07,680 --> 00:32:11,720
Speaker 1: baby wipes? Like? How are you wiping? Because not everybody

589
00:32:11,800 --> 00:32:14,040
Speaker 1: is not having skid marks? I'm gonna I'm gonna put

590
00:32:14,040 --> 00:32:16,680
Speaker 1: that on this. I have a bidet. Not everybody has

591
00:32:16,680 --> 00:32:18,600
Speaker 1: a bedet. And when you're in public, what about that?

592
00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:23,400
Speaker 1: Do you have a portable bidet? No you don't, Marie,

593
00:32:23,720 --> 00:32:37,280
Speaker 1: you spit on it. Eh, that's worse. Maybe wait, hey, guys,

594
00:32:37,520 --> 00:32:40,120
Speaker 1: can you guys just dm us and let us know. Hey,

595
00:32:40,480 --> 00:32:43,880
Speaker 1: are you do you? How do you wipe? Because you

596
00:32:43,960 --> 00:32:47,960
Speaker 1: can't get it all, especially if you have nails. I

597
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:51,320
Speaker 1: got a ball up my my fingers. Then get the

598
00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:54,320
Speaker 1: actual toilet paper that I'm using to actually wipe. How

599
00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:55,880
Speaker 1: do you what do you mean? Ball? Up your fingers

600
00:32:55,880 --> 00:32:59,360
Speaker 1: because you don't want to get dissed. Because remember Lisa

601
00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:01,240
Speaker 1: says that she's like, I don't know how Cardi B

602
00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:04,240
Speaker 1: wipes her butt. She has to have like a little

603
00:33:04,240 --> 00:33:08,440
Speaker 1: bit of Cardi B has a bidet and then she's

604
00:33:08,440 --> 00:33:11,520
Speaker 1: in public. What do you do when you're in Starbucks?

605
00:33:11,720 --> 00:33:14,640
Speaker 1: You don't poop in Starbucks? Saved your You bring your

606
00:33:14,680 --> 00:33:17,200
Speaker 1: poop home. Let me tell you there is a strong

607
00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:20,800
Speaker 1: correlation between Starbucks and pooping. You are going to that baby.

608
00:33:20,840 --> 00:33:24,320
Speaker 1: You doodle domestically. You don't doodle in the street. You are.

609
00:33:24,400 --> 00:33:27,040
Speaker 1: You're doodoing wherever it says you are. That's the thing.

610
00:33:27,040 --> 00:33:29,120
Speaker 1: You are not in control of your dodo. Your dodo

611
00:33:29,120 --> 00:33:32,200
Speaker 1: is you have control of my dude, You're not. What

612
00:33:32,560 --> 00:33:36,880
Speaker 1: is my booty hole? Okay, good for you, Good for you.

613
00:33:36,880 --> 00:33:43,560
Speaker 1: You're not in control your booty hole. Next next topic. Okay,

614
00:33:43,680 --> 00:33:47,760
Speaker 1: so speaking of this, have you watched the documentary on

615
00:33:47,840 --> 00:33:52,840
Speaker 1: the Poop Cruise The Last Night Baby? It was in thing?

616
00:33:52,960 --> 00:33:55,680
Speaker 1: Is it on HBO? No, it's on Netflix. First of all,

617
00:33:55,760 --> 00:33:58,080
Speaker 1: let's let's just chat. Why are you taking a cruise?

618
00:33:58,600 --> 00:34:01,320
Speaker 1: Why do you want to be on a one? It's

619
00:34:01,360 --> 00:34:05,000
Speaker 1: not a yacht? Can I share? Can I not a ferry?

620
00:34:05,680 --> 00:34:09,319
Speaker 1: What is it? What is a cruise? Cammaran? It's not

621
00:34:09,360 --> 00:34:11,760
Speaker 1: a camran, It's not a yacht, It's not a cruise.

622
00:34:11,960 --> 00:34:16,520
Speaker 1: Four thousand people are on this? What is it? That

623
00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:19,759
Speaker 1: sounds like a like a party boat? A ferry? I

624
00:34:19,760 --> 00:34:22,480
Speaker 1: don't want to be on anything with four thousand people.

625
00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:25,919
Speaker 1: Have y'all not learned anything from Titanic? How many people

626
00:34:25,920 --> 00:34:41,320
Speaker 1: were on Titanic Alexa every night and that's more people

627
00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:44,200
Speaker 1: than the Titanics. Yeah, I don't want I don't want

628
00:34:44,200 --> 00:34:46,879
Speaker 1: to be on anything with that many people ever. Okay,

629
00:34:46,920 --> 00:34:48,480
Speaker 1: so you're watching this thing. First of all, let me

630
00:34:48,520 --> 00:34:51,120
Speaker 1: just say I'm no longer on Netflix because my ex

631
00:34:51,520 --> 00:34:55,239
Speaker 1: x I guess kick me off with it or getting

632
00:34:55,280 --> 00:34:56,880
Speaker 1: beda bill. I don't know. I don't remember what happened.

633
00:34:56,960 --> 00:35:00,279
Speaker 1: But Marie, you have to start paying for stuff. Pay

634
00:35:00,280 --> 00:35:04,319
Speaker 1: for Spotify. You can't watch anything on Spotify, I know,

635
00:35:04,560 --> 00:35:07,840
Speaker 1: but it says the tone for my whole day. Girl.

636
00:35:07,960 --> 00:35:10,600
Speaker 1: You have to get one. In order for people to

637
00:35:10,640 --> 00:35:12,879
Speaker 1: do a barter system, you gotta get something. You gotta

638
00:35:13,200 --> 00:35:15,560
Speaker 1: have something. You're paying for it. If you're watching this

639
00:35:15,640 --> 00:35:21,120
Speaker 1: right now, send me your Netflix. I would love to

640
00:35:21,160 --> 00:35:24,200
Speaker 1: see it. Also, I'm looking for Disney Plus again, so

641
00:35:24,360 --> 00:35:27,640
Speaker 1: send me your Disney pluses. And my most recent ex

642
00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:30,759
Speaker 1: did cancel the Max, so I'll also take Max. So

643
00:35:30,960 --> 00:35:36,440
Speaker 1: wait flex Max. They're taking everything from your friend, so

644
00:35:36,600 --> 00:35:39,960
Speaker 1: marine you that means you need to get something back

645
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:43,839
Speaker 1: from them. And I refuse to text any of these men.

646
00:35:43,880 --> 00:35:46,239
Speaker 1: But anyway, Yeah, so four thousand people were on a

647
00:35:46,360 --> 00:35:50,719
Speaker 1: poop cruise. Well it was. It was Carnival. Carnival is

648
00:35:50,960 --> 00:35:56,279
Speaker 1: known for their there's a clause where you can't sue them.

649
00:35:56,400 --> 00:35:58,080
Speaker 1: Like as soon as you sign up, be like, yeah,

650
00:35:58,080 --> 00:36:02,080
Speaker 1: I'm doing this crew, Yo, anything happen, you know, you die,

651
00:36:02,800 --> 00:36:06,520
Speaker 1: you get sick, something happens on the water at the dock.

652
00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:09,680
Speaker 1: It ain't ourf that that's messy because that means Carnival. No,

653
00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:13,799
Speaker 1: they are going to get Yes, they know. It's a

654
00:36:13,840 --> 00:36:18,080
Speaker 1: smart clause. That's great business. It's a great business model

655
00:36:18,120 --> 00:36:19,880
Speaker 1: for them. Hey, if you get on this, you know

656
00:36:20,320 --> 00:36:22,640
Speaker 1: it's your fault, cause why are you going on a cruise?

657
00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:25,799
Speaker 1: Carnivals letting you know what kind of person gets on

658
00:36:25,840 --> 00:36:27,759
Speaker 1: a cruise. I need to see what So you just

659
00:36:27,880 --> 00:36:30,400
Speaker 1: you just want to be on the water with all

660
00:36:30,440 --> 00:36:33,160
Speaker 1: these people, and you know, everything is made of mass.

661
00:36:33,440 --> 00:36:36,839
Speaker 1: The food is made mask. You're in the pool with masks.

662
00:36:37,440 --> 00:36:40,560
Speaker 1: It doesn't feel chic. It doesn't feel like you know,

663
00:36:41,200 --> 00:36:44,960
Speaker 1: a la carte. It feels like banquet. It feels like

664
00:36:45,040 --> 00:36:49,439
Speaker 1: a what's the when you when you at the delhi

665
00:36:49,480 --> 00:36:52,560
Speaker 1: and they have the food? What is it called? When

666
00:36:52,600 --> 00:36:54,440
Speaker 1: you're at the deli they have the food like you

667
00:36:54,480 --> 00:36:56,200
Speaker 1: are high in the thing? No, no, no, when you

668
00:36:56,200 --> 00:37:00,680
Speaker 1: could just like take the food yourself salad, bffey. It's

669
00:37:00,719 --> 00:37:05,520
Speaker 1: a buffet. That's what the cruise is. That's it's buffet energy. Anyway,

670
00:37:05,560 --> 00:37:08,480
Speaker 1: they long story short, they're on this cruise, all these

671
00:37:08,520 --> 00:37:13,400
Speaker 1: people and they lose power. They're in the middle of

672
00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:18,719
Speaker 1: the Gulf of Mexico. No, no, that's a lot no electricity,

673
00:37:18,960 --> 00:37:23,240
Speaker 1: no nothing, right, So one minute they're partying, they're drinking

674
00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:29,040
Speaker 1: living life to everything just shut exactly. That's on repeat.

675
00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:33,600
Speaker 1: Everything is shut down so they can't the food is

676
00:37:33,600 --> 00:37:38,360
Speaker 1: not refrigerated anymore. So they're making onion and tomato sandwiches.

677
00:37:38,719 --> 00:37:42,160
Speaker 1: This is what the people are happy. Onion and tomato sandwiches. Yeah,

678
00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:44,520
Speaker 1: that's the only thing that hadn't gone that wasn't spoiled,

679
00:37:44,719 --> 00:37:48,120
Speaker 1: because God forbid you eat like a hamburger that hasn't

680
00:37:48,160 --> 00:37:52,319
Speaker 1: been refrigerator, which has happened to me. I had some

681
00:37:52,440 --> 00:37:56,680
Speaker 1: unrefrigerated chicken for breakfast today. Yeah, but I want to

682
00:37:56,680 --> 00:37:59,879
Speaker 1: see how tight it is cooked out. It's still tight.

683
00:38:01,320 --> 00:38:05,640
Speaker 1: There's no goodoo coming out of me talking about Okay,

684
00:38:05,719 --> 00:38:11,200
Speaker 1: so no electricity, they can't use the toilets. So now

685
00:38:11,200 --> 00:38:13,839
Speaker 1: they got a poop. You need electricity. Way, they got

686
00:38:13,840 --> 00:38:16,680
Speaker 1: to wall in the shower, poop in the bags. They

687
00:38:16,719 --> 00:38:20,000
Speaker 1: got actually two types of bags, the pea bag, the

688
00:38:20,040 --> 00:38:24,840
Speaker 1: poop bag, and and they're in their pain and shower. Okay,

689
00:38:24,880 --> 00:38:28,920
Speaker 1: So now they're trying to serve people food. I don't

690
00:38:28,960 --> 00:38:30,720
Speaker 1: want to eat anything. I gotta poop in the bag.

691
00:38:30,760 --> 00:38:33,960
Speaker 1: After you know, people they start panicking, they're stressed out.

692
00:38:33,960 --> 00:38:36,320
Speaker 1: They're like, give me, give me ten of them onion

693
00:38:36,360 --> 00:38:39,520
Speaker 1: sandwich and sure, I'll take it. Uh So people are

694
00:38:39,520 --> 00:38:45,240
Speaker 1: waiting two hours for these these struggle fire festival meals. Also,

695
00:38:45,280 --> 00:38:50,359
Speaker 1: this happened in twenty thirteen, So not enough water, not

696
00:38:50,440 --> 00:38:55,200
Speaker 1: enough drink. Somebody bright idea we open in the bar. Absolutely,

697
00:38:55,280 --> 00:39:00,319
Speaker 1: so now it's open bar. Everybody's drinking, losing their mind.

698
00:39:00,719 --> 00:39:04,240
Speaker 1: They're taking the poop bags, throwing the poop bags off

699
00:39:04,320 --> 00:39:08,160
Speaker 1: the boat. The wind hit poop bag is back on

700
00:39:08,200 --> 00:39:12,279
Speaker 1: the boat and it hits somebody in the face. People are,

701
00:39:12,719 --> 00:39:17,160
Speaker 1: oh my god. If I get hit with a poop

702
00:39:17,239 --> 00:39:19,720
Speaker 1: bag in the ocean, and you said there's no running

703
00:39:19,760 --> 00:39:23,200
Speaker 1: water so I can't even wash them, I'm jumping off.

704
00:39:23,239 --> 00:39:25,839
Speaker 1: I'm jumping off for sure. Honestly, this sounds worse than

705
00:39:25,840 --> 00:39:29,000
Speaker 1: that Titanic. I'd rather be hit by an iceberg than

706
00:39:29,080 --> 00:39:32,920
Speaker 1: a poop bag. Poop bag, which is worse. What's more messy?

707
00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:36,279
Speaker 1: Getting hit by an iceberg or a poop bag. I'm

708
00:39:36,280 --> 00:39:39,319
Speaker 1: gonna say poop bag every time. But it was warm.

709
00:39:39,320 --> 00:39:44,440
Speaker 1: Gulf of Mexico is warm. Shut up, okayberg go, So forrie.

710
00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:49,240
Speaker 1: Now they're trying to get help. Mind you, another another

711
00:39:50,120 --> 00:39:55,040
Speaker 1: boat is coming by, and uh, they're taking videos, they're singing.

712
00:39:55,800 --> 00:39:57,720
Speaker 1: But then they can get some Wi Fi. So everybody's

713
00:39:57,760 --> 00:40:00,399
Speaker 1: got their phones out trying to get Wi Fi from

714
00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:04,080
Speaker 1: this other boat. They're trying to like call people, let

715
00:40:04,080 --> 00:40:06,680
Speaker 1: people know, Hey, we've been on this boat for like

716
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:10,799
Speaker 1: six days now, whoa six seven days? They didn't have

717
00:40:10,800 --> 00:40:14,839
Speaker 1: no flares, no, no, nothing, nope no. So then they

718
00:40:14,880 --> 00:40:17,000
Speaker 1: get so help is on the way. They get a

719
00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:22,160
Speaker 1: tugboat to try to like pull pull this this boat

720
00:40:22,160 --> 00:40:26,760
Speaker 1: that has four thousand people on it. Who thought of that? Honestly,

721
00:40:26,800 --> 00:40:28,560
Speaker 1: I feel like somebody was smoking weed. It was like,

722
00:40:29,080 --> 00:40:33,040
Speaker 1: you know what if we just give somebody pull the boat,

723
00:40:33,080 --> 00:40:34,839
Speaker 1: well they take get them out. They say things, way

724
00:40:34,920 --> 00:40:38,000
Speaker 1: less in the ocean, ain't no way. Yeah, that's how

725
00:40:38,120 --> 00:40:40,879
Speaker 1: people can like swim with you on their back or something.

726
00:40:40,920 --> 00:40:43,040
Speaker 1: Actually that's a person, not a boat. I don't know

727
00:40:43,040 --> 00:40:45,400
Speaker 1: how many tons or kiloids or whatever it is. It was.

728
00:40:45,520 --> 00:40:47,960
Speaker 1: It was kiloids, it was whatever it was. It was

729
00:40:48,160 --> 00:40:51,400
Speaker 1: very heavy. So the tugboat is trying to pull it.

730
00:40:51,400 --> 00:40:57,399
Speaker 1: It starts tilting, tilting, tilting. Not a flooded with all

731
00:40:57,520 --> 00:41:02,319
Speaker 1: the sewage. There's nothing but sewage, and you know the

732
00:41:02,360 --> 00:41:09,160
Speaker 1: floors carpet, Wait, the carnival crap cruise tilts, not the tugboat.

733
00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:13,920
Speaker 1: Not the tugboat. Girl. This sounds like what's that movie,

734
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:18,560
Speaker 1: Random Acts of not random acts of kindness, Triangle of sadness.

735
00:41:18,560 --> 00:41:20,040
Speaker 1: Did you see that? No? I didn't see that. This

736
00:41:20,120 --> 00:41:25,239
Speaker 1: is giving trigonal triangle of zoodle like that's wow. That yeah.

737
00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:28,600
Speaker 1: So people are losing their minds because now the sewage

738
00:41:28,680 --> 00:41:33,600
Speaker 1: is coming from the walls. It's on the floor, it's

739
00:41:33,680 --> 00:41:37,560
Speaker 1: seeping through the walls, through the ceilings. People are trying

740
00:41:37,560 --> 00:41:40,440
Speaker 1: to get on, Like on the deck of the boat,

741
00:41:40,880 --> 00:41:43,400
Speaker 1: people are throwing up, they're sick, they're crying, They're like,

742
00:41:43,440 --> 00:41:47,560
Speaker 1: I just want to get off. And that's where I like,

743
00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:49,160
Speaker 1: I fell asleep because I was like, I gotta go

744
00:41:49,160 --> 00:41:51,200
Speaker 1: to mandfl right there, that's the one you should have been.

745
00:41:51,600 --> 00:41:53,440
Speaker 1: I know, but I was like, my eyes is just

746
00:41:53,520 --> 00:41:57,319
Speaker 1: too heavy. I have But what would you do? First

747
00:41:57,320 --> 00:41:59,480
Speaker 1: of all, do you think being on a cruise is mess? Yes?

748
00:42:00,200 --> 00:42:02,080
Speaker 1: I absolutely think being on a cruise is a mess.

749
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:05,360
Speaker 1: I mean before I thought it was messy because its Titanic,

750
00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:08,759
Speaker 1: but now I know about this Doodoo cruise. It's double mess.

751
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:11,880
Speaker 1: I just don't understand why you want to The thing is,

752
00:42:11,920 --> 00:42:14,080
Speaker 1: it's like you're trying to do too much. The thing

753
00:42:14,160 --> 00:42:15,200
Speaker 1: is you want to be on a cruise and you

754
00:42:15,200 --> 00:42:17,040
Speaker 1: want to make multiple stops. You want to get off

755
00:42:17,040 --> 00:42:20,440
Speaker 1: for today. Oh I'm in the Bahamas. Okay, now we're

756
00:42:20,480 --> 00:42:23,600
Speaker 1: going to Jamaica. Like pick one, you got that's the

757
00:42:23,680 --> 00:42:26,520
Speaker 1: ADHD move, like, Oh, I want to have everything all

758
00:42:26,560 --> 00:42:29,640
Speaker 1: in the same space at the same time. No, baby,

759
00:42:29,680 --> 00:42:31,760
Speaker 1: you gotta get off the boat. You gotta do things.

760
00:42:31,880 --> 00:42:34,040
Speaker 1: You gotta get a hotel, you got to meet up

761
00:42:34,040 --> 00:42:36,160
Speaker 1: with new people. You gotta do that. Stop trying to

762
00:42:36,160 --> 00:42:38,000
Speaker 1: be in a safe space, because I don't know anything

763
00:42:38,080 --> 00:42:40,480
Speaker 1: safe about being on a cruise. Mey neither. And I

764
00:42:40,520 --> 00:42:44,680
Speaker 1: feel like cruises, I mean, there are some adult only cruises.

765
00:42:45,040 --> 00:42:46,520
Speaker 1: You don't want to do that either, because, let me

766
00:42:46,560 --> 00:42:48,839
Speaker 1: tell you, on those adult cruises, they don't know how

767
00:42:48,840 --> 00:42:52,120
Speaker 1: to be adults. They kids, and they nasty. Yeah, but

768
00:42:52,160 --> 00:42:53,960
Speaker 1: I'd rather be stuck on a boat with a bunch

769
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:58,000
Speaker 1: of adults than kids and adults. No dot Because none

770
00:42:58,040 --> 00:43:00,800
Speaker 1: of the kids were pissing off the boat and throwing

771
00:43:00,960 --> 00:43:04,319
Speaker 1: poop into the into the air and then flying back

772
00:43:04,360 --> 00:43:05,960
Speaker 1: on everybody. Well it sounds like they had bad aim.

773
00:43:06,040 --> 00:43:08,960
Speaker 1: If you swing the bag and then release, it's not

774
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:11,239
Speaker 1: coming back in your face. If you does what then

775
00:43:11,320 --> 00:43:15,200
Speaker 1: it might come back. Yeah, first of all, stop throwing

776
00:43:15,200 --> 00:43:20,480
Speaker 1: the poop anything. So anyways, I think I think it's

777
00:43:20,520 --> 00:43:22,520
Speaker 1: a mess to be on a cruise, But I also

778
00:43:22,560 --> 00:43:24,560
Speaker 1: think it's a mess to want to be with that

779
00:43:24,640 --> 00:43:26,680
Speaker 1: many people. I don't like going to I don't like

780
00:43:26,719 --> 00:43:29,040
Speaker 1: to go to the events that's packed to the brim.

781
00:43:29,120 --> 00:43:31,600
Speaker 1: I don't want to feel like sardines already live in

782
00:43:31,600 --> 00:43:33,920
Speaker 1: New York City. That's why I hate Times Square. Also

783
00:43:33,960 --> 00:43:36,680
Speaker 1: don't like Soho. I don't want to be in Chinatown.

784
00:43:36,760 --> 00:43:38,600
Speaker 1: I don't want I want to be where it's about

785
00:43:38,920 --> 00:43:42,360
Speaker 1: maybe three. That's why I felt so good in Sunset

786
00:43:42,400 --> 00:43:47,320
Speaker 1: Park because on the streets I was like, this is safe.

787
00:43:47,680 --> 00:43:51,040
Speaker 1: M please don't do that again. I'm telling you nobody

788
00:43:51,120 --> 00:43:53,120
Speaker 1: was even thinking about me, even when I was wanting no,

789
00:43:53,239 --> 00:43:57,560
Speaker 1: I didn't get cat called. People. People were on a phone.

790
00:43:57,640 --> 00:43:59,799
Speaker 1: They saw you with your makeup dripping off your face

791
00:43:59,800 --> 00:44:03,480
Speaker 1: and then were like, whoa, shut the door, close the curtains,

792
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:06,560
Speaker 1: What is this person up to? Well, yeah, I looked

793
00:44:06,560 --> 00:44:08,560
Speaker 1: a mess, but you could tell that the essence of

794
00:44:08,600 --> 00:44:15,520
Speaker 1: a batty stop that do me sweaty batty essence. The

795
00:44:15,560 --> 00:44:17,440
Speaker 1: essence of the batty was they could see the pool

796
00:44:17,600 --> 00:44:20,560
Speaker 1: of sweat on your long butt crack from your back.

797
00:44:20,640 --> 00:44:23,720
Speaker 1: It was so long. Is there is there a surgery

798
00:44:24,200 --> 00:44:28,640
Speaker 1: to get your butt cracked shortened? Like filled in? I

799
00:44:28,680 --> 00:44:31,200
Speaker 1: don't know. I just I think maybe it's because I

800
00:44:31,239 --> 00:44:34,040
Speaker 1: have to lift the butt up. Are you doing lunges?

801
00:44:34,080 --> 00:44:37,239
Speaker 1: Are you do doo lunges? Here's just a nice seat,

802
00:44:37,280 --> 00:44:40,920
Speaker 1: it's up and I'm trying to get it up. Maybe Turkey.

803
00:44:40,960 --> 00:44:42,560
Speaker 1: Maybe we gotta go to Turkey for you to get

804
00:44:42,600 --> 00:44:45,400
Speaker 1: your book. I'm not doing I'm only doing one thing.

805
00:44:45,520 --> 00:44:47,480
Speaker 1: They might add hair along to the top of your

806
00:44:47,520 --> 00:44:50,880
Speaker 1: butt crack, what to make it look shorty? Ad hair?

807
00:44:51,280 --> 00:44:52,960
Speaker 1: Are you hungry now? I feel like your sugar is

808
00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:56,000
Speaker 1: low and you just say anything I'm saying known for

809
00:44:56,080 --> 00:44:59,040
Speaker 1: being the hair place. Maybe they'll just add, you know,

810
00:44:59,440 --> 00:45:03,000
Speaker 1: O little bag a butt bang. Marie, let me tell

811
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:04,560
Speaker 1: you about the time I went on a cruise. I

812
00:45:04,600 --> 00:45:07,560
Speaker 1: went on a booze cruise. Okay, I feel like all

813
00:45:07,640 --> 00:45:10,960
Speaker 1: cruises are booze cruises. No, no, no, this one's was specifically

814
00:45:10,960 --> 00:45:13,760
Speaker 1: for house music. So this is people that are doing

815
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:19,400
Speaker 1: Lomali k coke. It's like an XM yes, m oh girl.

816
00:45:19,520 --> 00:45:21,920
Speaker 1: That sounds like the worst thing that I can ever

817
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:27,080
Speaker 1: do in a night. Mayor, because you also know to

818
00:45:27,120 --> 00:45:31,040
Speaker 1: have motion sickness. So the boat was rocked the boat.

819
00:45:31,120 --> 00:45:33,919
Speaker 1: Don't tip the boat over rock the boat. Don't rock

820
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:36,560
Speaker 1: the boat. Baby. That's how it was giving the whole

821
00:45:36,680 --> 00:45:40,799
Speaker 1: fucking time. So we're going this, we're dancing, and they

822
00:45:40,840 --> 00:45:45,400
Speaker 1: were like that was happening most of the trip. It

823
00:45:45,480 --> 00:45:48,600
Speaker 1: was like for like three days we went from Miami

824
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:52,960
Speaker 1: and then my friends were professional, Like I'm not saying

825
00:45:53,040 --> 00:45:56,160
Speaker 1: professional drug addicts, but druggies. You know, they know how

826
00:45:56,160 --> 00:45:59,040
Speaker 1: to They're doing combos, they're mixing stuff, they're putting the

827
00:45:59,080 --> 00:46:02,200
Speaker 1: number three with a number, and so I'm following their lead.

828
00:46:02,239 --> 00:46:05,840
Speaker 1: They're like, Okay, so we're gonna do We're gonna do

829
00:46:05,880 --> 00:46:08,640
Speaker 1: this one of these somebody use a pinch of that. Yes,

830
00:46:08,719 --> 00:46:10,400
Speaker 1: but then we're all gonna put it in a tissue

831
00:46:10,440 --> 00:46:13,239
Speaker 1: and it's supposed to be like a bomb. So you're

832
00:46:13,239 --> 00:46:15,720
Speaker 1: gonna you're gonna swallow the bomb in that. It's gonna

833
00:46:15,719 --> 00:46:18,279
Speaker 1: be in a tissue, in a tissue, yes, so it's

834
00:46:18,320 --> 00:46:22,600
Speaker 1: like supposed to be like a capsule. Okay, So then

835
00:46:23,239 --> 00:46:28,520
Speaker 1: I do that, right, my body explodes. Sure, I'm throwing

836
00:46:28,640 --> 00:46:31,160
Speaker 1: up sitting everywhere. They called it a bomb, I know,

837
00:46:32,360 --> 00:46:34,200
Speaker 1: But you ever been being like you girl, you the

838
00:46:34,239 --> 00:46:38,560
Speaker 1: bomb bomb dot calm, like thinking like that girl that

839
00:46:38,600 --> 00:46:41,120
Speaker 1: tastes bomb. That's what I was thinking about, not bomb,

840
00:46:41,239 --> 00:46:45,000
Speaker 1: like girl, drugs in a tissue in your stomach, A

841
00:46:45,120 --> 00:46:51,560
Speaker 1: bomb girl. It was Fourth of July like Macy's Parade,

842
00:46:51,560 --> 00:46:58,319
Speaker 1: Like everything was coming out of both sides. And then

843
00:46:58,400 --> 00:47:04,919
Speaker 1: you know the cruise Toyle list, the potty vibe. It's

844
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:07,239
Speaker 1: not a real flush. So you had a pool bag.

845
00:47:07,880 --> 00:47:09,719
Speaker 1: I did not. I wish I had one, but I had.

846
00:47:09,800 --> 00:47:13,959
Speaker 1: I had got it all over the door, the door door, yeah,

847
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:19,120
Speaker 1: the door of the bathroom. So then it's just spewing everywhere.

848
00:47:19,360 --> 00:47:21,640
Speaker 1: They're all upstairs partying because I was like, I'm gonna

849
00:47:21,640 --> 00:47:25,000
Speaker 1: go to the room. Girl. They professional party animal. No.

850
00:47:25,200 --> 00:47:27,040
Speaker 1: I was so pissed. I couldn't believe that happened to me.

851
00:47:27,080 --> 00:47:29,359
Speaker 1: And then the next day and you know, I had

852
00:47:29,360 --> 00:47:34,719
Speaker 1: a like the short bang but also a bob, So

853
00:47:34,760 --> 00:47:37,760
Speaker 1: it just it was it was really giving like office

854
00:47:37,920 --> 00:47:41,360
Speaker 1: energy at the club and so so I was walking

855
00:47:41,360 --> 00:47:43,719
Speaker 1: around looking like a zombie with glasses on, and they're like,

856
00:47:44,120 --> 00:47:47,960
Speaker 1: come on, we getting vodka sodas. I was like, no, no, no, no,

857
00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:49,560
Speaker 1: no no, no, I'm dead. I'm going like I feel

858
00:47:49,560 --> 00:47:51,520
Speaker 1: like a bob pairs well with a with a boat

859
00:47:51,880 --> 00:47:57,719
Speaker 1: you think. No, mm hmmm, I feel like your hair

860
00:47:57,760 --> 00:48:00,359
Speaker 1: would go cute on the boat. This hair not going

861
00:48:00,360 --> 00:48:25,200
Speaker 1: on the boat. If anything, I'm getting like a yeah,

862
00:48:25,280 --> 00:48:29,600
Speaker 1: what's the next thing that I've seen? Oh, okay, I

863
00:48:29,640 --> 00:48:32,640
Speaker 1: have one more. Wow, Sidney, you're actually blessing us today.

864
00:48:32,640 --> 00:48:36,160
Speaker 1: You're feeding us. Well, no, you you have something else? No, no, no, no, no,

865
00:48:36,800 --> 00:48:41,280
Speaker 1: you are feeding people. The people needed this from you today.

866
00:48:42,120 --> 00:48:44,480
Speaker 1: And honestly, I think every time we do a solo episode,

867
00:48:44,520 --> 00:48:46,760
Speaker 1: you got to come to us with a new documentary.

868
00:48:47,239 --> 00:48:49,520
Speaker 1: I like the doc you what was the what was

869
00:48:49,560 --> 00:48:52,240
Speaker 1: the first one you owe the mortician? Mortician? I watched

870
00:48:52,239 --> 00:48:55,000
Speaker 1: that because you thank you and other people too. Yeah,

871
00:48:55,120 --> 00:48:57,480
Speaker 1: the first episode was crazy and then it got then

872
00:48:57,560 --> 00:48:59,560
Speaker 1: it didn't. It wasn't really that interesting after that. But

873
00:48:59,600 --> 00:49:02,200
Speaker 1: the first will they get you in with the first episode.

874
00:49:03,120 --> 00:49:05,279
Speaker 1: That's why I'm like documentaries, they got to be an

875
00:49:05,320 --> 00:49:06,680
Speaker 1: hour and a half and that's it. Like, why are

876
00:49:06,719 --> 00:49:08,640
Speaker 1: we chopping it up? Yeah, we don't need three parts.

877
00:49:08,920 --> 00:49:11,280
Speaker 1: I don't want three parts. Tell me what happened all

878
00:49:11,360 --> 00:49:13,839
Speaker 1: in this part, all in one part. And also I'm

879
00:49:13,880 --> 00:49:18,800
Speaker 1: tired of oh have you been watching We're Housewives Miami,

880
00:49:18,840 --> 00:49:22,040
Speaker 1: which oh Miami, No, Atlanta, I'm not watching Real Housewives

881
00:49:22,080 --> 00:49:24,440
Speaker 1: right now? Why you think you better than us? What's

882
00:49:24,480 --> 00:49:27,880
Speaker 1: going on a little bit, a little bit doing in

883
00:49:27,920 --> 00:49:29,880
Speaker 1: your time? What I mean? I just finished Love Island.

884
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:33,239
Speaker 1: Oh talk to us about that, Mary, because you know

885
00:49:33,320 --> 00:49:38,400
Speaker 1: I'm famously against Love Island, the whole franchise. Becca Guests

886
00:49:38,520 --> 00:49:43,520
Speaker 1: your diaphragm. Yeah, as many times people are like, oh

887
00:49:43,600 --> 00:49:46,440
Speaker 1: my god, you know, we're all we care about is

888
00:49:46,480 --> 00:49:49,839
Speaker 1: hot people. You gotta be skinny, and that is all

889
00:49:49,840 --> 00:49:52,080
Speaker 1: we care about. No what it says, that's what they say.

890
00:49:52,239 --> 00:49:55,960
Speaker 1: They like overall in general, like even in Hollywood, like, oh,

891
00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:58,440
Speaker 1: you gotta be thin, you gotta be beautiful, And then

892
00:49:58,480 --> 00:50:02,600
Speaker 1: they have this show where every is conventionally beautiful. Everybody

893
00:50:02,640 --> 00:50:05,640
Speaker 1: looks good. So after this show you don't win, you're

894
00:50:05,719 --> 00:50:08,359
Speaker 1: still gonna get out there and get fucked and get

895
00:50:08,400 --> 00:50:10,440
Speaker 1: deals and have a man or a girlfriend. I don't

896
00:50:10,440 --> 00:50:12,839
Speaker 1: feel sorry for these people because they ain't got Riz girl.

897
00:50:12,920 --> 00:50:15,319
Speaker 1: Nobody feels bad for anybody from Love Island. I know,

898
00:50:15,440 --> 00:50:19,319
Speaker 1: but that's why I was like, literally, nobody listening or

899
00:50:19,320 --> 00:50:21,640
Speaker 1: in this room feels bad for anybody on Love Island.

900
00:50:22,320 --> 00:50:25,560
Speaker 1: The girl that had the most followers and had the

901
00:50:25,600 --> 00:50:30,040
Speaker 1: biggest crash out. She's the one that people I'm Hooder. Yeah,

902
00:50:30,160 --> 00:50:31,719
Speaker 1: oh they love Hooded and she shouldn't have been she

903
00:50:31,719 --> 00:50:34,000
Speaker 1: should have made it to the end, but they pushed

904
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:36,600
Speaker 1: her all the way to the end. They did because

905
00:50:36,640 --> 00:50:38,239
Speaker 1: you got to be the most toxic. And that's what

906
00:50:38,280 --> 00:50:40,120
Speaker 1: I've learned. That's another reason why I don't want to

907
00:50:40,120 --> 00:50:43,319
Speaker 1: watch these shows. It's too much toxicity. I will say

908
00:50:43,320 --> 00:50:45,839
Speaker 1: the way Island used to be about this season, I

909
00:50:45,920 --> 00:50:48,120
Speaker 1: will say that I had no interest in watching this

910
00:50:48,200 --> 00:50:51,360
Speaker 1: season and I wasn't going to, but I wanted to

911
00:50:51,360 --> 00:50:54,080
Speaker 1: see Hooder's crash out, so I started watching the show

912
00:50:54,360 --> 00:50:56,759
Speaker 1: because of her. So I think that's the reason why

913
00:50:56,800 --> 00:50:58,160
Speaker 1: they were like, well, we just got to keep her,

914
00:50:58,440 --> 00:51:02,120
Speaker 1: even though everybody doesn't really likes She's good TV, she's

915
00:51:02,120 --> 00:51:03,960
Speaker 1: great for TV. But that people are mad because they

916
00:51:03,960 --> 00:51:08,120
Speaker 1: said that the producers definitely edited the show to make

917
00:51:08,160 --> 00:51:09,879
Speaker 1: her look a certain way and make everybody else look

918
00:51:09,960 --> 00:51:13,640
Speaker 1: a different way. D that's why it's like, come on now,

919
00:51:13,960 --> 00:51:21,000
Speaker 1: like one plus one equals to the redemption arc and

920
00:51:21,600 --> 00:51:24,799
Speaker 1: she's still she's still left single, so that but now

921
00:51:24,800 --> 00:51:29,759
Speaker 1: apparently they're all talking about each other or Alandria nic Alandria.

922
00:51:29,840 --> 00:51:33,839
Speaker 1: Everyone's talking talking about them now that they're all out

923
00:51:33,840 --> 00:51:35,600
Speaker 1: of the villa. I don't know, but the reunion is

924
00:51:35,640 --> 00:51:39,680
Speaker 1: coming up, so Love on the Spectrum is more entertaining

925
00:51:39,840 --> 00:51:44,960
Speaker 1: than Love Island. It is, and it may be rooting

926
00:51:45,040 --> 00:51:53,200
Speaker 1: for these people, maybe Love on the Spectrum Island. That

927
00:51:52,560 --> 00:51:57,080
Speaker 1: might that might go of on the Spectrum Island, but

928
00:51:57,280 --> 00:51:58,960
Speaker 1: like they don't have to be in these you know,

929
00:51:59,120 --> 00:52:04,080
Speaker 1: fashion nova pretty little thing outfits. They don't, yeah, what

930
00:52:04,120 --> 00:52:07,040
Speaker 1: they normally wear on the island where they're like loose,

931
00:52:07,800 --> 00:52:10,800
Speaker 1: oversized shirts and be like, well, he said he doesn't

932
00:52:10,880 --> 00:52:13,480
Speaker 1: like trains, and I really thought I liked him, but

933
00:52:13,600 --> 00:52:17,560
Speaker 1: now I don't Love Island on the Spectrum. I think

934
00:52:17,600 --> 00:52:19,560
Speaker 1: they should do it. I'm just I'm just it's not

935
00:52:19,600 --> 00:52:22,040
Speaker 1: that clearly, you know, we are.

936
00:52:24,960 --> 00:52:31,960
Speaker 2: Okays it on the spec Okay, maybe, but I think that,

937
00:52:32,560 --> 00:52:35,720
Speaker 2: you know, I just one TV.

938
00:52:35,960 --> 00:52:40,160
Speaker 1: I'm so tired of the lips, the lips, lips the guy.

939
00:52:41,160 --> 00:52:43,520
Speaker 1: Like I'm tired of seeing that on TV because it's

940
00:52:43,560 --> 00:52:45,800
Speaker 1: like not that it's making me feel a type of

941
00:52:45,800 --> 00:52:48,600
Speaker 1: way because you see what I'm doing, but I'm just

942
00:52:48,640 --> 00:52:51,959
Speaker 1: like that's not interesting in, like, so nobody has holotosis,

943
00:52:51,960 --> 00:52:56,080
Speaker 1: nobody got fucked up feet, nobody's got long labys. Everybody

944
00:52:56,160 --> 00:52:59,359
Speaker 1: is just nipped in, perfect and young. It's not perfect though,

945
00:52:59,360 --> 00:53:02,560
Speaker 1: because everybody a lot of the face stuff is overdone

946
00:53:02,640 --> 00:53:05,040
Speaker 1: and it's kind of botched. They had this one girl,

947
00:53:05,040 --> 00:53:07,560
Speaker 1: she's like twenty two. She came in. She had a

948
00:53:07,680 --> 00:53:11,080
Speaker 1: whole like sharp chin and a lips were too big

949
00:53:11,160 --> 00:53:14,479
Speaker 1: and like, once you do this, you gotta do this. Yeah,

950
00:53:14,560 --> 00:53:18,239
Speaker 1: her face was crazy, and then her friend came out

951
00:53:18,280 --> 00:53:20,960
Speaker 1: to like defend her, and she was like, my friend

952
00:53:21,080 --> 00:53:23,000
Speaker 1: is really beautiful, and she showed a picture of her

953
00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:25,000
Speaker 1: before all the work, and it was like she should

954
00:53:25,040 --> 00:53:27,719
Speaker 1: have just stayed that. But in order to be on

955
00:53:27,760 --> 00:53:30,720
Speaker 1: these shows, these girls think they gotta do x ycas

956
00:53:30,760 --> 00:53:33,759
Speaker 1: not don Like everybody's got a thigh gap, everybody's got

957
00:53:33,800 --> 00:53:36,319
Speaker 1: a high butt. Like this is just not real. That's

958
00:53:36,360 --> 00:53:38,719
Speaker 1: not really was out there in the dating pool, all

959
00:53:38,760 --> 00:53:42,200
Speaker 1: these guys with their hairlines that at least short foreheads,

960
00:53:42,239 --> 00:53:44,040
Speaker 1: get the fuck out of here. That's not what I

961
00:53:44,080 --> 00:53:46,640
Speaker 1: see on the six train. Yeah, but everybody on Love

962
00:53:46,680 --> 00:53:49,799
Speaker 1: Island is like twenty three, twenty four, twenty five. Let

963
00:53:49,800 --> 00:53:52,440
Speaker 1: me let's have it started twenty four twenty five. The

964
00:53:52,440 --> 00:53:55,239
Speaker 1: foreheads even started to let me tell you, I was

965
00:53:55,320 --> 00:53:58,080
Speaker 1: not doing my makeup good at twenty three, twenty fourteen five.

966
00:53:58,120 --> 00:54:01,600
Speaker 1: I my makeup didn't get good good until twenty eight,

967
00:54:01,640 --> 00:54:05,440
Speaker 1: twenty nine. Right, But this is is before TikTok. This

968
00:54:05,640 --> 00:54:08,440
Speaker 1: is before YouTube make up tutorials. The girls are watching

969
00:54:08,480 --> 00:54:12,520
Speaker 1: things like that. You will watch a whole mester class online. Now,

970
00:54:12,680 --> 00:54:15,240
Speaker 1: where is the girl that works at the post office?

971
00:54:15,239 --> 00:54:18,319
Speaker 1: Where's the girl that works at Chick filip I'm just like,

972
00:54:18,640 --> 00:54:20,520
Speaker 1: let me tell you, let me tell you where the

973
00:54:20,560 --> 00:54:22,120
Speaker 1: girl at the post office? Is you mention? No? But

974
00:54:22,239 --> 00:54:25,480
Speaker 1: like buddy will girl, she's at post office ignoring everybody

975
00:54:25,480 --> 00:54:27,120
Speaker 1: at the post office. And that's who needs to be

976
00:54:27,160 --> 00:54:28,840
Speaker 1: on the show. I want to see a bitch in

977
00:54:28,840 --> 00:54:32,279
Speaker 1: the corner, like I'm not impressed. I don't want to

978
00:54:32,280 --> 00:54:34,120
Speaker 1: watch somebody bored. I want to watch somebody who's to

979
00:54:34,200 --> 00:54:38,080
Speaker 1: do too much. That's not boring, that's giving. Why do

980
00:54:38,160 --> 00:54:41,160
Speaker 1: we always got to do too much? Why can't we

981
00:54:41,280 --> 00:54:45,080
Speaker 1: just do enough? It's entertainment, sis, I don't want to

982
00:54:45,120 --> 00:54:48,280
Speaker 1: watch the post office lady ignore everybody in the house.

983
00:54:48,640 --> 00:54:51,400
Speaker 1: I need to see some drama in the villa, and

984
00:54:51,440 --> 00:54:54,719
Speaker 1: then baby see somebody fall in love, hears somebody say

985
00:54:54,800 --> 00:54:57,080
Speaker 1: the wrong word a bunch of times in the confessional,

986
00:54:57,440 --> 00:55:01,800
Speaker 1: and then I want to go home like nothing simple.

987
00:55:02,160 --> 00:55:04,760
Speaker 1: If I can see it at my local post office,

988
00:55:04,800 --> 00:55:06,000
Speaker 1: I don't want to see it on my TV. I

989
00:55:06,080 --> 00:55:07,560
Speaker 1: want to see it on the TV, because that's the

990
00:55:07,560 --> 00:55:09,359
Speaker 1: thing is, when they're putting it other stuff on the TV,

991
00:55:09,480 --> 00:55:13,600
Speaker 1: we're not getting the locals we need local Love Island, Yes,

992
00:55:13,760 --> 00:55:16,719
Speaker 1: get the people from Reese Beach, get the people from

993
00:55:16,760 --> 00:55:20,759
Speaker 1: Long Island, Jersey Shore. No, they did, They did that already. Yeah,

994
00:55:20,800 --> 00:55:23,480
Speaker 1: we did it also, if you want to really talk

995
00:55:23,520 --> 00:55:25,880
Speaker 1: about it, when Jersey Shore first came out, people weren't

996
00:55:25,880 --> 00:55:27,919
Speaker 1: really messing with that show like that. And they didn't

997
00:55:27,920 --> 00:55:30,720
Speaker 1: even really that was all regular looking people with regular

998
00:55:30,760 --> 00:55:32,799
Speaker 1: bodies and regular faces on Now don't you do that

999
00:55:32,840 --> 00:55:35,480
Speaker 1: to my? Jay? Wow? Jay Wow, don't you do that?

1000
00:55:36,040 --> 00:55:38,040
Speaker 1: They wump it in the back. None of them, None

1001
00:55:38,080 --> 00:55:42,160
Speaker 1: of them was an icon, beauty, a standard a standard

1002
00:55:42,200 --> 00:55:49,280
Speaker 1: of what standard of what our New York, New Jersey standard.

1003
00:55:49,400 --> 00:55:51,640
Speaker 1: But they would just go out and get drunk and

1004
00:55:51,719 --> 00:55:55,319
Speaker 1: like party and Jim Tam laundry, right, But people weren't

1005
00:55:55,360 --> 00:55:57,799
Speaker 1: really watching the show. And then there was this episode

1006
00:55:58,080 --> 00:56:02,000
Speaker 1: where Snookie got punched in the face. Some guy punched

1007
00:56:02,040 --> 00:56:04,560
Speaker 1: her in the face at some bar. Now the show

1008
00:56:04,640 --> 00:56:06,759
Speaker 1: explodes because everyone's talking about how she got punched in

1009
00:56:06,760 --> 00:56:08,640
Speaker 1: the face. Now the people in the house who hated

1010
00:56:08,680 --> 00:56:12,399
Speaker 1: her rally around her, and now the show is an

1011
00:56:12,400 --> 00:56:15,839
Speaker 1: international well I don't know if international a national phenomenon,

1012
00:56:15,960 --> 00:56:18,480
Speaker 1: but she needed to get punched for people to be like,

1013
00:56:19,320 --> 00:56:22,440
Speaker 1: I like this show. Somebody to confirm this, because you know,

1014
00:56:22,480 --> 00:56:26,560
Speaker 1: when Marie comes with Marie facts, that's what happened. No

1015
00:56:26,600 --> 00:56:28,520
Speaker 1: one was really They didn't even really like Snooky in

1016
00:56:28,560 --> 00:56:32,000
Speaker 1: the house. They were not messing with her. The show

1017
00:56:32,120 --> 00:56:34,080
Speaker 1: was not doing well. The ratings were in the toilet.

1018
00:56:34,520 --> 00:56:37,000
Speaker 1: She got stand by you, I'm sorry by some man

1019
00:56:37,080 --> 00:56:40,120
Speaker 1: at a bar and they all jumped on him. They

1020
00:56:40,200 --> 00:56:45,200
Speaker 1: kicked his ass or whatever they did. JWoww yeah. And

1021
00:56:45,200 --> 00:56:47,080
Speaker 1: that was it. I mean I started. I also started

1022
00:56:47,080 --> 00:56:49,200
Speaker 1: watching Jersey Shore because I heard somebody got punched in

1023
00:56:49,200 --> 00:56:51,239
Speaker 1: the face. So I only watch when I hear bad

1024
00:56:51,280 --> 00:56:54,000
Speaker 1: things or crazy things have happened. I joined for the

1025
00:56:54,040 --> 00:56:57,280
Speaker 1: crash outs, but otherwise that's not happening on Real Housewives

1026
00:56:57,320 --> 00:57:00,160
Speaker 1: was Miami? Is it? If it was all what I

1027
00:57:00,160 --> 00:57:03,560
Speaker 1: mean the ladies are older, so they're not I mean

1028
00:57:03,560 --> 00:57:07,120
Speaker 1: they're throwing water. Yeah. That has not stopped Housewives before.

1029
00:57:07,440 --> 00:57:09,480
Speaker 1: I mean yeah, I mean I still remember the iconic

1030
00:57:09,520 --> 00:57:13,600
Speaker 1: moment where you know, Teresa flipped the table over and prostitution.

1031
00:57:14,719 --> 00:57:17,400
Speaker 1: I say that once a week I call somebody need that,

1032
00:57:17,640 --> 00:57:20,080
Speaker 1: we need that. But I'm just saying, like, Love Island

1033
00:57:20,200 --> 00:57:22,320
Speaker 1: is fine, it's fine, but the way people are just

1034
00:57:22,400 --> 00:57:25,040
Speaker 1: so wrapped up in it. It's just because it's young,

1035
00:57:25,640 --> 00:57:29,120
Speaker 1: hot people who I'm like, you're telling you you have

1036
00:57:29,240 --> 00:57:33,040
Speaker 1: issues finding people in real life. That's a lie. Yeah.

1037
00:57:33,080 --> 00:57:37,040
Speaker 1: But the whole thing is Shelley is stunning. Orlandria, oh

1038
00:57:37,080 --> 00:57:40,240
Speaker 1: my god. I was like, girl, you ain't got to

1039
00:57:40,360 --> 00:57:45,240
Speaker 1: do this. Like why for the endorsements that they get

1040
00:57:45,280 --> 00:57:48,479
Speaker 1: after they leave the house, it's all business. They trying

1041
00:57:48,480 --> 00:57:52,800
Speaker 1: to get a pretty little thing, uh collab. Oh. They

1042
00:57:53,040 --> 00:57:56,520
Speaker 1: all the people that people like all have one point

1043
00:57:56,600 --> 00:58:01,200
Speaker 1: three million plus followers, and then Taylor has like no,

1044
00:58:01,720 --> 00:58:05,880
Speaker 1: stop Taylor. They can't stand I mean, I didn't like

1045
00:58:05,960 --> 00:58:11,000
Speaker 1: tell I don't know, he just wanted to wear his

1046
00:58:11,040 --> 00:58:15,800
Speaker 1: cowboy hats and be like, Okay, but I will say this.

1047
00:58:15,840 --> 00:58:18,360
Speaker 1: I'm gonna put it on record. At first, I was like, Taylor,

1048
00:58:18,520 --> 00:58:21,400
Speaker 1: I kind of and then you was into yokseanmity sending

1049
00:58:21,440 --> 00:58:24,200
Speaker 1: and I was like, he kind of looks like a lesbian,

1050
00:58:24,280 --> 00:58:28,280
Speaker 1: That's what it was. I was like, Yeah, are you

1051
00:58:28,360 --> 00:58:34,080
Speaker 1: a girl or you a boy? Are you a cowgirl?

1052
00:58:34,160 --> 00:58:37,960
Speaker 1: Or you a cowboy? You know, cowboy Carter? Can we

1053
00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:40,000
Speaker 1: say this? Would you be on Love Island? Should we

1054
00:58:40,120 --> 00:58:41,640
Speaker 1: rally for you to be on Love Island? Somebody else

1055
00:58:41,640 --> 00:58:43,000
Speaker 1: told me they think I should be on Love Island?

1056
00:58:43,040 --> 00:58:46,320
Speaker 1: Who was that? It might have been Carolina. Honestly, Marie,

1057
00:58:46,640 --> 00:58:48,560
Speaker 1: you're hot. I don't want to be on the show.

1058
00:58:48,600 --> 00:58:53,560
Speaker 1: All they do is swap spit. Yeah, every challenge is

1059
00:58:53,560 --> 00:58:57,200
Speaker 1: a and then and then she will turn around and

1060
00:58:57,520 --> 00:59:02,400
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'd be in the hep like, but we

1061
00:59:02,480 --> 00:59:04,760
Speaker 1: need that. We need one girl that's like, hey, I'm

1062
00:59:04,800 --> 00:59:07,720
Speaker 1: not kissing all y'all. Y'all like girl gonna vot it

1063
00:59:07,760 --> 00:59:10,840
Speaker 1: off immediately. But that's all we need. We Who was

1064
00:59:10,880 --> 00:59:16,439
Speaker 1: your girl that said back this season? Beledsha oh? Yeah

1065
00:59:16,560 --> 00:59:22,520
Speaker 1: I remember, yeah, well yeah, I remember. She's very tall.

1066
00:59:23,080 --> 00:59:25,000
Speaker 1: Was like no, like I don't kiss on the first day,

1067
00:59:25,040 --> 00:59:26,840
Speaker 1: and then they were like, you're going it off, okay,

1068
00:59:27,160 --> 00:59:30,720
Speaker 1: but Marie, hold on now she was not giving Marie.

1069
00:59:30,800 --> 00:59:33,520
Speaker 1: Marie's gonna go in there charm everybody where, her where,

1070
00:59:33,520 --> 00:59:37,080
Speaker 1: her comedy and you know her saying, I be on

1071
00:59:37,160 --> 00:59:43,919
Speaker 1: Love Island, freaking they called ice on some girls family. Yes,

1072
00:59:44,080 --> 00:59:47,800
Speaker 1: and you know I'm a Haitian American citizen, but they're

1073
00:59:47,800 --> 00:59:52,360
Speaker 1: gonna be like I love No. First of all, your

1074
00:59:52,360 --> 00:59:54,080
Speaker 1: family has androids, so they're not gonna be able to

1075
00:59:54,360 --> 00:59:59,120
Speaker 1: get there. And see that's the slander. I'm not gonna

1076
00:59:59,360 --> 01:00:01,880
Speaker 1: open my off up to if I'm on Love Island.

1077
01:00:02,120 --> 01:00:05,280
Speaker 1: Her family looks like they all got android you know

1078
01:00:05,360 --> 01:00:07,360
Speaker 1: the check I green bubble. Marie know you that. And

1079
01:00:07,400 --> 01:00:10,320
Speaker 1: then there's an episode where the families come to visit. Oh,

1080
01:00:10,360 --> 01:00:13,120
Speaker 1: and they're so beat. I love the failures. Your family's

1081
01:00:13,120 --> 01:00:15,880
Speaker 1: gonna show up and not embarrass me on I'll show

1082
01:00:15,960 --> 01:00:19,640
Speaker 1: up girl. Marie's friend Sydney came because her mom declined,

1083
01:00:21,640 --> 01:00:25,959
Speaker 1: I'm on behalf of a fuston. I am here doing work.

1084
01:00:26,320 --> 01:00:30,680
Speaker 1: I'm in and then I'll be like, I'm like your stuff.

1085
01:00:31,480 --> 01:00:33,919
Speaker 1: I'll be in there judging see and then for free

1086
01:00:34,040 --> 01:00:36,200
Speaker 1: All you need is one episode and you'll already blow

1087
01:00:36,280 --> 01:00:39,360
Speaker 1: up one episode. I'm not doing this. I think that's

1088
01:00:39,400 --> 01:00:42,000
Speaker 1: something you do right out of carriage. Get on Love Island,

1089
01:00:42,320 --> 01:00:44,360
Speaker 1: get on love right out of college. You do Love Island,

1090
01:00:44,480 --> 01:00:50,280
Speaker 1: easy on Love islandy honestly, But I'm gonna I'm gonna champion.

1091
01:00:50,560 --> 01:00:53,720
Speaker 1: I need everybody in the d MS re tag Love

1092
01:00:53,840 --> 01:00:58,200
Speaker 1: Island on Freeze's page. I think I might rather be

1093
01:00:58,240 --> 01:01:02,640
Speaker 1: on a poop cruise show me. I thought you were

1094
01:01:02,640 --> 01:01:04,440
Speaker 1: gonna be like, I'd rather be on Love on the Spectrum.

1095
01:01:04,480 --> 01:01:10,000
Speaker 1: We need you on that jumper. I like Love on

1096
01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:12,480
Speaker 1: the Spectrum because it's like, are they on the spectrum

1097
01:01:12,560 --> 01:01:14,640
Speaker 1: or are we on the spectrum? I think we are

1098
01:01:14,680 --> 01:01:18,440
Speaker 1: because they're so honest. They're like, hey, I like this.

1099
01:01:18,520 --> 01:01:20,440
Speaker 1: If you don't like this, I don't like you, and

1100
01:01:20,480 --> 01:01:24,880
Speaker 1: it's like, yeah, that's what dating should instead. We hear

1101
01:01:24,880 --> 01:01:26,400
Speaker 1: somebody say they don't like something and we'll be like,

1102
01:01:26,600 --> 01:01:29,320
Speaker 1: I can change them. No, and it's stupid because it's

1103
01:01:29,400 --> 01:01:32,360
Speaker 1: just like, why can't people just be honest? Up jump

1104
01:01:32,880 --> 01:01:35,440
Speaker 1: Hey man, I don't like your hairline, but this Calmary

1105
01:01:35,600 --> 01:01:38,120
Speaker 1: is fod so I'm gonna stay here for the whole

1106
01:01:38,240 --> 01:01:43,040
Speaker 1: night until you know, we cease this and then peace. No,

1107
01:01:43,120 --> 01:01:45,120
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna see you again. And that's okay. Listen,

1108
01:01:45,160 --> 01:01:47,240
Speaker 1: the girl and I put her barbies on all the dates.

1109
01:01:47,960 --> 01:01:50,680
Speaker 1: She I want to bring an emotional support something to

1110
01:01:50,680 --> 01:01:52,960
Speaker 1: the date. Okay, I think we gotta read a message. Oh, yes,

1111
01:01:53,000 --> 01:01:54,920
Speaker 1: we do, and then we gotta wrap this up because

1112
01:01:55,040 --> 01:01:58,040
Speaker 1: I'm sorry for holding y'all hostage. But the ever, it

1113
01:01:58,120 --> 01:02:01,480
Speaker 1: was so fun. What do you mean? Does anybody have

1114
01:02:01,480 --> 01:02:04,000
Speaker 1: any complaints in the room? Tell us now or forever?

1115
01:02:04,040 --> 01:02:08,240
Speaker 1: Hold your piece? Okay, here we go Tattoo Bay versus

1116
01:02:08,320 --> 01:02:13,320
Speaker 1: Hinge man Ooh I choose miss Hey Sidney Marie. I

1117
01:02:13,360 --> 01:02:16,240
Speaker 1: have a big mess to share. I recently got out

1118
01:02:16,240 --> 01:02:18,000
Speaker 1: of a two and a half year relationship and have

1119
01:02:18,080 --> 01:02:23,400
Speaker 1: officially entered my whole era. We like that. I'm also

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01:02:23,440 --> 01:02:25,919
Speaker 1: a teacher on summer break, so it hits even more

1121
01:02:25,960 --> 01:02:28,959
Speaker 1: with those summer vibes. So here's the mess. I've been

1122
01:02:29,000 --> 01:02:33,000
Speaker 1: casually seeing two guys on my summer roster. One is

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01:02:33,040 --> 01:02:35,240
Speaker 1: a twenty three year old tattoo artist who gave me

1124
01:02:35,280 --> 01:02:38,640
Speaker 1: a couple tats about a year ago. I'm thirty. Lol.

1125
01:02:39,120 --> 01:02:41,560
Speaker 1: We reconnected recently after he found out I was single.

1126
01:02:41,800 --> 01:02:44,400
Speaker 1: The other guy I met on Hinge he's my age

1127
01:02:44,440 --> 01:02:47,080
Speaker 1: and super sweet. We've been hanging out for about a

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01:02:47,080 --> 01:02:50,240
Speaker 1: month and a half. Okay, cut to last week. I'm

1129
01:02:50,240 --> 01:02:52,680
Speaker 1: out at a bar with Hinge guy. We're vibing, having

1130
01:02:52,760 --> 01:02:57,040
Speaker 1: drinks when he suddenly tells me he has feelings for me. Men.

1131
01:02:58,000 --> 01:02:59,400
Speaker 1: Remember when I was thinking that guy that was like,

1132
01:02:59,480 --> 01:03:01,640
Speaker 1: I fox you And I was like, what does that mean?

1133
01:03:02,040 --> 01:03:05,360
Speaker 1: And we saw him, We saw him in broad daylight.

1134
01:03:05,400 --> 01:03:08,480
Speaker 1: It was crazy. Girl. He texted me after that and

1135
01:03:08,600 --> 01:03:14,880
Speaker 1: I said, Marie, what's the problem. Okay, we'll bring that back. Okay,

1136
01:03:14,960 --> 01:03:17,600
Speaker 1: he has feelings for me, which I had no idea about.

1137
01:03:17,640 --> 01:03:19,960
Speaker 1: I'm flattered, but I'm also in my single era, so

1138
01:03:20,000 --> 01:03:23,240
Speaker 1: I'm kind of on the fence. Then I glanced down

1139
01:03:23,280 --> 01:03:26,480
Speaker 1: the bar and just one seat away from us the

1140
01:03:26,520 --> 01:03:32,640
Speaker 1: tattoo artists. Yeah. Girl, the pit I got in my

1141
01:03:32,680 --> 01:03:36,040
Speaker 1: stomach was so real. I ran upstairs to the bathroom

1142
01:03:36,080 --> 01:03:38,040
Speaker 1: trying to figure out what the hell to do. So,

1143
01:03:38,240 --> 01:03:41,240
Speaker 1: of course I make the very intelligent decision to text

1144
01:03:41,280 --> 01:03:45,600
Speaker 1: tattoo artists. Lol. We at the same bar. That's something

1145
01:03:45,680 --> 01:03:49,240
Speaker 1: you were doing, yeah, and not as at the same bar.

1146
01:03:51,080 --> 01:03:53,800
Speaker 1: Immediately you regret, Like, what the fuck would I do that,

1147
01:03:54,320 --> 01:03:57,120
Speaker 1: Queen Bozo. I head back down and try to sneak

1148
01:03:57,160 --> 01:03:59,160
Speaker 1: the long way around to my seat, but of course

1149
01:03:59,280 --> 01:04:02,560
Speaker 1: tattoo artists seese me no escaping now, I say hi.

1150
01:04:02,960 --> 01:04:04,800
Speaker 1: He offers to buy me a drink, and I sit

1151
01:04:04,920 --> 01:04:08,760
Speaker 1: down with him because I'm just embracing the chaos. At

1152
01:04:08,760 --> 01:04:12,200
Speaker 1: this point, hinge guy comes over and asks what's up

1153
01:04:13,160 --> 01:04:16,080
Speaker 1: being the mess that I am. I basically say I'm

1154
01:04:16,120 --> 01:04:22,360
Speaker 1: gonna stay with him. Oh oh girl, girl, But I

1155
01:04:22,480 --> 01:04:25,160
Speaker 1: like that. She's like this this is my world and

1156
01:04:25,200 --> 01:04:27,400
Speaker 1: I'm living in it. I mean, but the tattoo artist

1157
01:04:27,480 --> 01:04:30,800
Speaker 1: is twenty three, kind of gross. She's the hinge guy

1158
01:04:30,840 --> 01:04:33,160
Speaker 1: is thirty. I wouldn't want to be with a twenty

1159
01:04:33,200 --> 01:04:36,600
Speaker 1: three year old tattoo artist because he's hot. Hinge guy

1160
01:04:36,720 --> 01:04:39,520
Speaker 1: is clearly upset, but I finish my drink hof on

1161
01:04:39,600 --> 01:04:42,280
Speaker 1: the back of a limescooter with lime art with tattoo

1162
01:04:42,360 --> 01:04:45,200
Speaker 1: artists and head back to his place to watch Love Island.

1163
01:04:45,320 --> 01:04:51,320
Speaker 1: I told you mess. Fast forward to the next day.

1164
01:04:51,400 --> 01:04:54,400
Speaker 1: I hit him with damn, I'm a fucking asshole guilt

1165
01:04:54,520 --> 01:04:59,320
Speaker 1: and text hinge guy to apologize he's understandably hurt. But

1166
01:04:59,400 --> 01:05:02,320
Speaker 1: guess who's still spent the night at my place last night?

1167
01:05:02,880 --> 01:05:07,640
Speaker 1: Ye hinge man. Thanks for reading my mess talk love

1168
01:05:07,680 --> 01:05:09,920
Speaker 1: you both. I recently discovered mess after Marie was on

1169
01:05:10,000 --> 01:05:13,640
Speaker 1: Caleb's So True pod obsessed. Thanks for making me laugh

1170
01:05:13,640 --> 01:05:21,120
Speaker 1: throughout the mundane tasks. Life consists of, Well, she provided,

1171
01:05:22,240 --> 01:05:26,600
Speaker 1: it's just living. It definitely does live in living. Yes,

1172
01:05:27,600 --> 01:05:30,000
Speaker 1: it is living. It's just living because first of all,

1173
01:05:30,040 --> 01:05:34,760
Speaker 1: she's not She's not anybody's girlfriend. So if you see

1174
01:05:34,760 --> 01:05:36,760
Speaker 1: me out with somebody else, know you didn't, but also

1175
01:05:36,800 --> 01:05:39,240
Speaker 1: you did, and so what Yeah, but she was out

1176
01:05:39,280 --> 01:05:42,560
Speaker 1: with one he said he had feelings for her. She

1177
01:05:42,680 --> 01:05:45,640
Speaker 1: sees the other one. She leaves feelings for the other one.

1178
01:05:45,720 --> 01:05:48,520
Speaker 1: If I'm out with you, then the other one you

1179
01:05:48,600 --> 01:05:52,840
Speaker 1: didn't see me? Okay, that is messy. Yeah, but obviously

1180
01:05:53,160 --> 01:05:55,360
Speaker 1: it wasn't that hurt because he spent the night the

1181
01:05:55,360 --> 01:05:58,000
Speaker 1: next night. So but also it's like, why are you

1182
01:05:58,040 --> 01:06:00,920
Speaker 1: telling me you have feelings for me in public? Like

1183
01:06:00,960 --> 01:06:03,880
Speaker 1: that should be inside. That's inside behavior. That's like we're

1184
01:06:03,880 --> 01:06:07,160
Speaker 1: in the house, like stop it. There's but you know,

1185
01:06:07,200 --> 01:06:09,200
Speaker 1: what a hinge guy is gonna be the one to

1186
01:06:09,200 --> 01:06:12,720
Speaker 1: tell you he has feelings for you? Hmm, ever happened

1187
01:06:12,720 --> 01:06:16,640
Speaker 1: to me? I feel like that's hinge. Oh yeah, tattoo

1188
01:06:16,680 --> 01:06:19,760
Speaker 1: art is he gonna be like, hey, a fox with you? Yeah?

1189
01:06:20,800 --> 01:06:27,360
Speaker 1: And then that's why she was like, listen, it's summer

1190
01:06:27,400 --> 01:06:30,920
Speaker 1: twenty twenty five. Be messy, but also be safe, so

1191
01:06:31,000 --> 01:06:36,920
Speaker 1: don't walk at midnight through deserted areas. But also, you know,

1192
01:06:37,000 --> 01:06:40,960
Speaker 1: these men egos or egos are real fragile. So like

1193
01:06:41,280 --> 01:06:44,160
Speaker 1: her being like, I'm gonna stay with him, he could

1194
01:06:44,160 --> 01:06:46,840
Speaker 1: have been like you know what I'm saying, Like he

1195
01:06:46,880 --> 01:06:50,280
Speaker 1: could have fully, okay, crap, and now you a dead

1196
01:06:50,320 --> 01:06:52,680
Speaker 1: body next to a twenty three year old tattoo artists,

1197
01:06:52,680 --> 01:06:55,240
Speaker 1: and what are you gonna do? Tattoo r ip on you? Right?

1198
01:06:55,360 --> 01:06:58,360
Speaker 1: What's up? He's on tattoo rip on him? Oh? Or

1199
01:06:58,400 --> 01:07:01,080
Speaker 1: maybe he'll yeah, maybe have you face on his shoulder,

1200
01:07:01,120 --> 01:07:04,960
Speaker 1: because that's who artists would do that as well. Maybe

1201
01:07:06,320 --> 01:07:09,880
Speaker 1: I don't know. I feel like, what would you do

1202
01:07:10,280 --> 01:07:12,160
Speaker 1: I feel on a date with two people, with one

1203
01:07:12,200 --> 01:07:14,880
Speaker 1: person the other person bumped into you, what do you do?

1204
01:07:14,880 --> 01:07:17,960
Speaker 1: Do you acknowledge them? Do you hey and ignore it.

1205
01:07:18,120 --> 01:07:20,320
Speaker 1: We're like, you see what it is? You know what

1206
01:07:20,360 --> 01:07:23,240
Speaker 1: it is. I wasn't responding baby this, I'm out And

1207
01:07:23,240 --> 01:07:25,560
Speaker 1: that's why you need to work harder. Who am I

1208
01:07:25,600 --> 01:07:29,040
Speaker 1: out with? Not you? Right? Then you need to work

1209
01:07:29,040 --> 01:07:32,000
Speaker 1: harder too, because now I'm with him because what you're doing, Like,

1210
01:07:32,120 --> 01:07:34,800
Speaker 1: if anything, I would have sat between them and then

1211
01:07:34,920 --> 01:07:37,680
Speaker 1: been like, you do this? What do you do? You

1212
01:07:37,720 --> 01:07:40,880
Speaker 1: do this? You do that? Oh, and then you can

1213
01:07:40,920 --> 01:07:43,320
Speaker 1: have like a little poly situation. So who house we

1214
01:07:43,320 --> 01:07:47,360
Speaker 1: going back to? Oh, oh no, that three people can't

1215
01:07:47,360 --> 01:07:51,360
Speaker 1: fit on the line scooter. Somebody's got to get the

1216
01:07:51,440 --> 01:07:54,000
Speaker 1: uber because that's what adults need to do. Well. The

1217
01:07:54,040 --> 01:07:56,960
Speaker 1: tattoo or just said, I'm not that far from the crib,

1218
01:07:57,240 --> 01:08:04,480
Speaker 1: so you think he popped a wheelie on it? I

1219
01:08:04,520 --> 01:08:06,959
Speaker 1: do see that. Thank you for sharing your mess friend.

1220
01:08:06,960 --> 01:08:10,120
Speaker 1: We love it. Yes, you guys need to send more, more,

1221
01:08:10,400 --> 01:08:13,400
Speaker 1: more mess We need it. You love it. Jimmy, gimme more.

1222
01:08:13,640 --> 01:08:17,240
Speaker 1: What is it? At messthepodcast at gmail dot com, email us,

1223
01:08:17,920 --> 01:08:21,479
Speaker 1: call us, send us messages that leaves listen to I

1224
01:08:21,840 --> 01:08:24,080
Speaker 1: love that And if you have any new documentaries I

1225
01:08:24,120 --> 01:08:27,160
Speaker 1: should get into tell me about that as well. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

1226
01:08:27,800 --> 01:08:29,720
Speaker 1: don't forget to leave us some reviews because we like.

1227
01:08:29,760 --> 01:08:33,360
Speaker 1: I like reading the comments, Sydney, anyss any messy words

1228
01:08:33,360 --> 01:08:35,080
Speaker 1: you want to leave the people with before we go.

1229
01:08:35,880 --> 01:08:39,639
Speaker 1: A place is only as safe as you think it is. Yeah,

1230
01:08:40,080 --> 01:08:43,840
Speaker 1: that's a fortune cookie. No, like, if you wanted to

1231
01:08:43,880 --> 01:08:45,880
Speaker 1: be a safe place, it is. And that's what happened

1232
01:08:45,920 --> 01:08:49,120
Speaker 1: on my walk. Everything felt safe. I wasn't scared. Were

1233
01:08:49,120 --> 01:08:51,479
Speaker 1: you listening to music? No, no, you can't do that.

1234
01:08:51,800 --> 01:08:54,160
Speaker 1: Don't do that. Yeah, no, I had, I had. I

1235
01:08:54,200 --> 01:08:57,960
Speaker 1: actually was playing my music on the phone loud loud,

1236
01:08:58,479 --> 01:09:00,080
Speaker 1: so you already know who will kind of person than

1237
01:09:00,160 --> 01:09:02,559
Speaker 1: I am. You got here. It is also I want

1238
01:09:02,560 --> 01:09:06,240
Speaker 1: to soundtrack if something does pop off. You know what song?

1239
01:09:06,320 --> 01:09:11,200
Speaker 1: Do you want to get murdered too? Hmmm? You know what?

1240
01:09:11,479 --> 01:09:15,799
Speaker 1: I'll leave that for the listeners, Yeah, murdered too. Couldn't

1241
01:09:15,800 --> 01:09:18,639
Speaker 1: play that? I mean, uh, leave that in the comments

1242
01:09:18,760 --> 01:09:20,840
Speaker 1: of the Spotify and stuff because I want to read it.

1243
01:09:20,880 --> 01:09:24,240
Speaker 1: I'm gonna read them for the next show. Good Bye

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Speaker 1: Bye Mess with Sidney Washington and Marie Foston is a

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Speaker 1: production by Will Ferrell's Big Money Players and iHeartRadio podcast,

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Speaker 1: created and hosted by Sidney Washington and Marie Foston. Executive

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Speaker 1: produced by Olivia Aguilar and Hans Sonny, super produced by

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