WEBVTT - P*ssy Still Running & Ringing (with Dulcé Sloan) 0:00:02.400 --> 0:00:05.000 And I think Columbia might be named after him. If 0:00:05.000 --> 0:00:08.119 I remember correct that that would make sense there. I 0:00:08.160 --> 0:00:11.959 think Columbia College is older than the country. I think, Oh, 0:00:12.000 --> 0:00:13.960 I thought you were talking about the country of Columbia. 0:00:14.000 --> 0:00:15.880 That's what I'm saying, the country of Columbia. I think 0:00:15.880 --> 0:00:19.040 it's named after him. You thing the sounds in my booty, 0:00:23.520 --> 0:00:25.919 I'll take it. I thought that was pretty good. Yeah, 0:00:26.120 --> 0:00:47.840 I love that. Ships being racist money stuff, I can't 0:00:47.880 --> 0:00:54.240 tell me tweet a little deed deedy. There it is, 0:00:54.320 --> 0:00:58.400 there it is. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to another phenomenal 0:00:58.440 --> 0:01:02.960 episode of My Mama Told Me the podcast. If it 0:01:03.000 --> 0:01:07.800 was not already for lights to change the opening sounds. Also, 0:01:07.920 --> 0:01:11.800 the tags deep into the buckets of black conspiracy, and 0:01:12.000 --> 0:01:16.840 we finally worked or proved that Kendrick Perkins is what 0:01:16.959 --> 0:01:20.440 happens when a man gets bitten by a radioactive pan 0:01:20.560 --> 0:01:29.320 of biscuits. That motherfucker feels like just country personified. Every 0:01:29.400 --> 0:01:33.399 time he talks, he moves, he thinks, and and boy, 0:01:33.440 --> 0:01:36.760 oh boys, is it hard to watch. I like you, 0:01:36.959 --> 0:01:43.360 I like I like a big blockheaded basketball. It really 0:01:43.400 --> 0:01:45.960 feels like they paid one of the monstars put a 0:01:46.040 --> 0:01:49.320 suit off like read prompter. It's I like, I like 0:01:49.440 --> 0:01:51.960 when your hairline matches your jaw line. That's what I 0:01:52.040 --> 0:01:56.880 pictures a good fist. That man is a lego of 0:01:56.920 --> 0:01:59.720 a human Dan. Yeah, he looks like an e sports 0:01:59.760 --> 0:02:04.040 green a player. But it got out of control. You're like, 0:02:04.080 --> 0:02:06.600 how big can I make a play? Yeah? You said 0:02:06.640 --> 0:02:10.800 on the control It was like those like you can 0:02:10.880 --> 0:02:14.160 jump in. We have we usually introduced people, but you're 0:02:14.240 --> 0:02:17.160 you're fine to jump in whenever you want. Have you 0:02:17.200 --> 0:02:20.839 seen the name of his wife? No? No, but I'm 0:02:20.880 --> 0:02:24.160 excited for you to try to explain it to us. Uh. 0:02:25.120 --> 0:02:34.520 His wife is named Vanity Alpo after her mother who's 0:02:34.520 --> 0:02:37.399 sang in Vanity six and her father Alpo Martinez rest 0:02:37.440 --> 0:02:39.800 in peace. I thought you were gonna say the uh, 0:02:40.080 --> 0:02:45.000 the pioneer of Altpo foods, not l P O U 0:02:45.080 --> 0:02:55.920 g H. Don't get into the European Alpo. Yes? Oh 0:02:56.080 --> 0:03:00.560 is she bad? Is she like a cutie PATUITI she 0:03:00.560 --> 0:03:04.040 she's very pretty. But she looked like you fight. Okay, 0:03:04.080 --> 0:03:06.839 that's right, that's right for Kendrick Parkins. I think, yeah, 0:03:06.840 --> 0:03:10.680 I think thats good. Yeah, look like you fight no 0:03:10.720 --> 0:03:12.840 matter what hair she got on here gonna come through 0:03:12.880 --> 0:03:15.480 the house swinging them big old arms, and she gotta 0:03:15.840 --> 0:03:17.440 she gotta know how to block. You know what I mean? 0:03:18.760 --> 0:03:21.960 I would love to just get me just a big 0:03:21.960 --> 0:03:28.200 old countryman, all right, I think, girl, where I have 0:03:28.240 --> 0:03:30.120 to go back to Georgia. Yeah, I think you got it. 0:03:30.120 --> 0:03:32.359 I don't think you're I don't think it on New York, 0:03:32.520 --> 0:03:37.040 not on the subway's I put on the subways twenty nineteen. 0:03:37.120 --> 0:03:42.800 So talk Tom. I'll tell you I was on it 0:03:42.880 --> 0:03:45.800 pretty recently. And it's it's dark down there. You get 0:03:45.880 --> 0:03:49.880 to do that. You that way, agree to disagree. I 0:03:49.960 --> 0:04:00.000 think surprised how I have to leave and the words 0:04:00.040 --> 0:04:03.960 listen you you got it? Okay? Because Ricky Valez just 0:04:04.120 --> 0:04:08.520 really motivated me. A couple of months back, we were Madison, Wisconsin, 0:04:08.680 --> 0:04:10.280 and I was working at one club. He was working 0:04:10.320 --> 0:04:12.600 another club, and I came just to say what's up 0:04:12.640 --> 0:04:16.560 to him? And so I had flown into like an 0:04:16.600 --> 0:04:20.440 airport that was further away and I needed to change 0:04:20.440 --> 0:04:24.359 my ticket to fly out of Madison. He said, the dolls, dolls, 0:04:24.640 --> 0:04:25.960 I think, I think because I wanted to go pick 0:04:26.040 --> 0:04:27.559 up my homeboy. But then he was at a different airport. 0:04:27.560 --> 0:04:28.640 It was all fucked up, how to get a run 0:04:28.680 --> 0:04:32.520 a car whatever, and so I was like, damn, it's 0:04:32.560 --> 0:04:34.440 gonna charge me. Said, they're gonna charge like three hundred 0:04:34.440 --> 0:04:36.600 dollars or change his ticket, but dada da, And I 0:04:36.640 --> 0:04:37.880 was trying to go back and I was like trying 0:04:37.880 --> 0:04:39.000 to figure out how to do it. I'm talking to 0:04:39.000 --> 0:04:41.680 my homeboy, and Ricky rolled up and was like, you're 0:04:41.720 --> 0:04:46.320 not gonna make another three hundred dollars boom. Yeah, that's 0:04:46.360 --> 0:04:49.760 how I feel about it. So I was like, let 0:04:49.760 --> 0:04:51.960 me go ahead and buy this place. Second, even how 0:04:52.040 --> 0:04:53.400 much did you get paid for the college you did? 0:04:53.440 --> 0:04:55.120 And I was like, yeah, I got it. Let me 0:04:56.920 --> 0:04:59.320 come on, man, rich. People really find a way to 0:04:59.400 --> 0:05:03.839 corner you into into making some odd choices. No, that's 0:05:03.960 --> 0:05:09.320 three hundred dollars for sure. No, I don't like that. 0:05:09.400 --> 0:05:11.920 This is the thing. If I didn't spend the money, 0:05:12.120 --> 0:05:15.840 then it was like already like eleven ten, eleven o'clock. 0:05:15.920 --> 0:05:19.080 I would had to get up at like four thirty 0:05:19.120 --> 0:05:22.839 in the morning, drive across the fucking state and try 0:05:22.839 --> 0:05:24.560 to try to return a rental card as other shit. 0:05:24.600 --> 0:05:28.279 And Ricky's like, you got it. Stot last my argument. 0:05:28.720 --> 0:05:31.599 Let me be clear. My my argument is not that 0:05:31.640 --> 0:05:34.839 you shouldn't have spent the three hundred dollars. My argument 0:05:34.960 --> 0:05:38.719 is I don't like a gray poupon eating motherfucker to 0:05:38.839 --> 0:05:43.120 roll down their limousine window and give me advice as 0:05:43.160 --> 0:05:47.039 if we're playing the same game. We ain't, motherfucker, so 0:05:47.279 --> 0:05:50.200 don't count my three hundred dollars. I might need that 0:05:50.279 --> 0:05:52.320 three hundred dollars, and I might need to wake up 0:05:52.320 --> 0:05:55.040 at four thirty for that shit. I hear you, but fuck, 0:05:58.360 --> 0:06:01.040 we forgot to warn you that boy be pressing buttons. 0:06:01.240 --> 0:06:05.880 But but he got a soundboard. But if Ricky Valez's defense, 0:06:06.560 --> 0:06:08.560 the time that I would have taken was worth three, 0:06:09.200 --> 0:06:14.159 that's what your billable hours about. How that's how you 0:06:14.400 --> 0:06:17.520 that's how you get your worth. What are your billable hours? 0:06:17.800 --> 0:06:20.840 I fuck off all the time, I watched too much YouTube, 0:06:20.920 --> 0:06:23.080 I stayed too long in the park. But the amount 0:06:23.120 --> 0:06:25.520 of time I work versus what I get paid, I'm 0:06:25.520 --> 0:06:31.599 a wealthy man, That's all that matters. There are times 0:06:31.600 --> 0:06:33.400 I've been on a job and been like, did these 0:06:33.480 --> 0:06:39.160 white people know I'm not doing shit? Hoof yeah? Job? 0:06:39.200 --> 0:06:41.880 But didn't feel that way. Listen, I can tell you 0:06:41.920 --> 0:06:45.599 when I was making ten dollars an hour, I had 0:06:45.640 --> 0:06:48.120 so many people worrying about where the funk I was 0:06:48.200 --> 0:06:49.920 and what time I got in the office and all 0:06:49.960 --> 0:06:53.599 his other dumb shit. Now, ain't nobody checking on me? Like, 0:06:53.640 --> 0:06:55.320 butfucker's just a check on me? And I'm like, for 0:06:55.360 --> 0:06:58.040 the amount of money you're paying me, I'd be surprised 0:06:58.040 --> 0:07:01.480 if you weren't texting me every fifteen minutes for those 0:07:02.320 --> 0:07:06.000 for those that are unaware, a writer's room is a 0:07:06.160 --> 0:07:11.320 glorious place to fuck off. It really is like magical. 0:07:11.480 --> 0:07:14.640 You get an hour, lunch and a whole lot of 0:07:14.880 --> 0:07:17.920 time to look at your computer while another man is talking. 0:07:18.240 --> 0:07:20.080 You know what I mean. It's me tell you that 0:07:21.200 --> 0:07:26.600 two hours a day of work. Bro, I've never been. 0:07:26.720 --> 0:07:29.760 I've never been. I'm not a writer. I've never been. 0:07:30.040 --> 0:07:32.840 I don't talk to the writers. I'm not a writer. 0:07:33.240 --> 0:07:35.000 So people about asking, like, well, what's it like being 0:07:35.040 --> 0:07:36.400 a writer on the Daily Show? I was like, I 0:07:36.520 --> 0:07:41.760 have no fucking clue. But you see, they be doing shit. 0:07:42.000 --> 0:07:46.480 I'm in my office doing various so many jobs. I'm 0:07:46.480 --> 0:07:49.200 doing this job, I'm doing a next job. You know me. 0:07:49.240 --> 0:07:53.600 Another comic starting to lift Lost line. There's that ship. Yeah, 0:07:53.640 --> 0:07:56.920 I'm executive producing laid With show, So there's that ship. 0:07:57.400 --> 0:07:59.360 Then I got auditions and stuff to get ready for. 0:07:59.560 --> 0:08:01.680 Yeah me, Las Larabie are starting the lip bloss line 0:08:01.680 --> 0:08:05.360 for comics. Well, this is what's so crazy, men and women. 0:08:05.760 --> 0:08:07.240 If you want to borry, if you want to sell 0:08:07.320 --> 0:08:09.120 lip bloss, you can go right ahead. Don't have me 0:08:09.160 --> 0:08:13.560 out here and some kind of juicy beach glitter pretending 0:08:13.960 --> 0:08:15.640 you know, you know what I mean? You know what 0:08:15.760 --> 0:08:20.200 I mean? No, you know for a clear plane. You 0:08:20.200 --> 0:08:22.960 didn't make clear plane. Are you making this for men? 0:08:23.920 --> 0:08:26.600 You know? You want to lip bomb? No, that's like 0:08:26.680 --> 0:08:30.960 gloss that. This is a bomb. This is I mean, 0:08:31.000 --> 0:08:35.400 it's the jelly kinds. Yeah, it's the it's the glossy 0:08:35.520 --> 0:08:37.200 kind I'm being out of here with dry lips a 0:08:37.200 --> 0:08:41.360 few times. It's very embarrassing. Oh no, I can tell you. 0:08:41.480 --> 0:08:43.920 I was getting off the plane in Atlanta. Come, I 0:08:43.960 --> 0:08:45.200 was going home and see my mom when I live 0:08:45.240 --> 0:08:47.320 in LA and you know, I need to see a 0:08:47.320 --> 0:08:50.840 lot of black people unless I saw y'all. So sometimes 0:08:50.880 --> 0:08:53.760 you girl would be ashy, right, And I'm getting off 0:08:53.760 --> 0:08:55.920 the plane and one of the girls is cleaning the plane, 0:08:56.320 --> 0:08:58.480 and she looks at him, goes them elbows, and I'm like, 0:08:58.520 --> 0:09:02.040 I just got here. Give me two seconds. Come on, 0:09:02.120 --> 0:09:06.600 let me process. Though I might look down and catch 0:09:06.679 --> 0:09:08.960 that too and and do something about it, but you 0:09:08.960 --> 0:09:11.040 gotta give me a second. I just got back and 0:09:11.160 --> 0:09:12.560 my mother's calling me. She's like, where are you at? 0:09:12.559 --> 0:09:14.160 I said, I'm in the bathroom putting on lotion because 0:09:14.160 --> 0:09:17.000 I don't want to sack me with some bath the 0:09:17.040 --> 0:09:19.760 body works or some fucking love spell. I got to 0:09:19.800 --> 0:09:21.200 take care of this before I get assaulted in this 0:09:21.240 --> 0:09:25.160 air pipe by black people. Well, I think what we 0:09:25.360 --> 0:09:28.240 failed to do is introduce the ash nigger we've been 0:09:28.280 --> 0:09:32.360 talking to this entire time. We this whole time. We 0:09:32.520 --> 0:09:35.800 just jumped into too riffing and talking shit. But we 0:09:35.840 --> 0:09:39.240 have a wonderful guest today. Our guests. She's on the 0:09:39.280 --> 0:09:43.480 Great North on Fox. She's a correspondent on the Daily Show. 0:09:43.559 --> 0:09:46.040 Not to write you pieces of shit. She don't write 0:09:46.040 --> 0:09:57.800 that thing. Mineapolis Champion there apparently is an expert at 0:09:57.800 --> 0:09:59.960 you know, in the cold. She can do it all 0:10:00.480 --> 0:10:03.840 and she's been in Essence magazine. You host is what 0:10:03.960 --> 0:10:09.280 she demanded, I tell you, Uh, She's wonderful. Give it 0:10:09.360 --> 0:10:16.600 up for Dulce sloan. Oh he gros, Come on, I 0:10:16.679 --> 0:10:19.079 need some music. I don't have any music drops. They're 0:10:19.120 --> 0:10:21.320 all kind of like witty saying, Yeah. I used to 0:10:21.360 --> 0:10:25.840 do claps and and uh for the intros, but then 0:10:25.960 --> 0:10:29.040 I gave up because because you took over. I was like, no, 0:10:29.240 --> 0:10:31.080 my boy got his own style. I'm gonna let him 0:10:31.080 --> 0:10:36.240 do that. Whom I think I'm looking forward to cracking up? 0:10:37.000 --> 0:10:40.080 I hope I can, like you totally crack up. So 0:10:40.400 --> 0:10:42.679 I haven't like totally cracked up in a long time. 0:10:43.600 --> 0:10:48.120 I ain't that better than clapping? Yes? That was? Where's 0:10:48.280 --> 0:10:50.040 where's he at now? He's got to be like what 0:10:50.160 --> 0:10:52.320 thirty five? I don't know, man, I think he's off 0:10:52.320 --> 0:10:57.880 with the Corn Kid? Yeah, those kids. He just disappeared. Though, 0:10:58.320 --> 0:11:00.920 where's the Corn Kid? He just disappear the media? No, 0:11:01.080 --> 0:11:02.680 he is out here. He was. They literally had like 0:11:02.720 --> 0:11:04.960 the University of Nebraska had him out. He be giving 0:11:04.960 --> 0:11:07.320 an ambassador for like corn for Nebraska. No, no, no, 0:11:07.400 --> 0:11:10.000 we're aware of like that six months where they were 0:11:10.040 --> 0:11:13.120 like really hyping him up. Right. Yeah, I think what 0:11:13.320 --> 0:11:16.680 Bori's saying is, where is he now? It's like day. 0:11:17.040 --> 0:11:20.920 It's like Haley Joe Osmond after the sixth Cents. Yeah, yo, 0:11:21.040 --> 0:11:24.880 I saw Haley Joe Osmond a couple of weeks ago. Yeah, 0:11:24.920 --> 0:11:27.080 I saw him in an an audition once. He still 0:11:27.080 --> 0:11:30.320 looks like Haley Joe Osmond. I saw him. I saw 0:11:30.400 --> 0:11:34.040 him at Um I went to go see Roryville's show 0:11:34.640 --> 0:11:39.880 at the Alasiani. Yeah, thank you? What word? I didn't 0:11:39.880 --> 0:11:41.640 want you to keep trying. It was gonna get worried 0:11:42.800 --> 0:11:48.839 you at the Alien at the Alien. Yeah, yeah, your 0:11:48.840 --> 0:11:51.720 girl was having the issue. But I'm happy to be here. 0:11:51.920 --> 0:11:55.440 Lansa is always humorous to see you, Bori. You're still 0:11:55.480 --> 0:11:59.120 my favorite human of all time. Bory still has one 0:11:59.160 --> 0:12:02.600 of my favorite jokes from all my life, of all 0:12:02.679 --> 0:12:05.720 of my life is the man who didn't know that 0:12:05.880 --> 0:12:10.480 gay wasn't short for alligator. Oh yeah, I don't think 0:12:10.480 --> 0:12:15.280 i've heard that bit. I laugh in an entire show 0:12:16.240 --> 0:12:20.280 what I meant with fucking high planes, because like Troy 0:12:20.320 --> 0:12:23.240 Walker was like, are you loud enough? I was like, nigga, no, 0:12:23.480 --> 0:12:25.959 I don't have enough laugh in me to give it. 0:12:26.880 --> 0:12:31.800 It's my favorite bit too. It's hardly been downhill, no lies, No, 0:12:33.679 --> 0:12:37.520 this is this is uh, maybe a little off topic, 0:12:37.600 --> 0:12:39.959 but do we all have that that bit that exists 0:12:39.960 --> 0:12:42.480 for us where you're like, well, that's my masterpiece, and 0:12:42.520 --> 0:12:47.960 then the rest of these are I'm just checking first 0:12:47.960 --> 0:12:50.240 of all, Boris Lyne because it is amazing. I have 0:12:50.400 --> 0:12:53.560 this bit where I've only said it on stage a 0:12:53.600 --> 0:12:55.240 couple of times and I don't can't do it in 0:12:55.280 --> 0:12:59.000 front of everybody. But basically, it's like, I think about 0:12:59.040 --> 0:13:02.640 this white girl who's dating this black dude and like 0:13:02.800 --> 0:13:07.480 and they wait until, like they're married to have sex, 0:13:09.320 --> 0:13:12.760 and her parents disowned her because they didn't want her 0:13:12.800 --> 0:13:15.000 to marry a black man, you know, and her friends 0:13:15.000 --> 0:13:18.520 don't talk to her anymore because she married this black man. 0:13:18.720 --> 0:13:20.320 And then they go to have sex for the first 0:13:20.360 --> 0:13:25.040 time and his dick is small. It makes me laugh 0:13:26.000 --> 0:13:31.320 so much. It's really funny. Only comics like it, but 0:13:31.440 --> 0:13:36.880 just the idea makes me laugh because she was gonna 0:13:36.920 --> 0:13:39.440 be worth it. She thought that she was about to 0:13:39.520 --> 0:13:44.440 be dicked down. I'm talking about plumbed started dealing with 0:13:44.480 --> 0:13:48.160 a Mario Brothers, which was about the fuck out, bro, 0:13:48.280 --> 0:13:51.920 She's about to what Miss Kelly say, she can't move 0:13:51.920 --> 0:13:54.640 her legs. I'm talking my baby deer on ice like 0:13:54.679 --> 0:13:57.000 she really thought that she was maybe it like knocks 0:13:57.000 --> 0:14:01.520 your vision out of alignment. For listen, she was trying 0:14:01.600 --> 0:14:07.599 to get knocked cross eyed. She wanted her kids born dizzey. 0:14:07.600 --> 0:14:13.080 What is that a say that's not that's your best bit, 0:14:13.440 --> 0:14:18.160 that's the one if not a saying, there you go. 0:14:18.760 --> 0:14:23.720 Now we know what joke is yours. You said that 0:14:23.760 --> 0:14:26.320 way cuts the thing everybody says all the time. I 0:14:27.360 --> 0:14:31.320 was like, I was like the kids born dizzy theistic. 0:14:34.520 --> 0:14:38.920 My child came out discobobulate. Listen, this kid's gonna have 0:14:38.960 --> 0:14:41.760 to shake it off like a wet puppy kids. Fuck 0:14:41.880 --> 0:14:46.000 up girl. Yes, I said something like something's some girl. 0:14:46.120 --> 0:14:48.320 I saw some bitch jogging one day pregnant. I said 0:14:48.320 --> 0:14:50.040 that whole kid's gonna be born. Disney, you need to 0:14:50.080 --> 0:14:53.360 sit the fun down on her. Wait. I know, you 0:14:53.360 --> 0:14:56.200 can't jump on a trampoline. You can't ride a horse either. 0:14:56.400 --> 0:15:00.920 You can job job and how far along you are, yeah, 0:15:01.000 --> 0:15:03.640 you're not like supposed to like go hard and far, 0:15:03.840 --> 0:15:06.360 but people do a lot of things. That depends on 0:15:06.400 --> 0:15:08.480 how old you are, because like if you're in your 0:15:08.520 --> 0:15:11.240 like your twenties, because bits could go to war. Pregnant, 0:15:11.520 --> 0:15:14.560 right You're like it's coming out. It's coming out forty 0:15:14.600 --> 0:15:21.720 one bitch. B still see can make you loses baby rightful. Yeah, 0:15:21.880 --> 0:15:24.000 it's some nonsense and the fact that even invented their 0:15:24.080 --> 0:15:26.240 terms because it's like anyone over thirty five. But it's 0:15:26.240 --> 0:15:29.280 like nigga, I still leak monthly? Why am I? Yeah, 0:15:29.320 --> 0:15:32.080 that is one way to call it. I think still 0:15:32.160 --> 0:15:40.560 I'm still leaking. Still here, Still here, man, pussy still running? Okay, 0:15:41.200 --> 0:15:45.440 the lights are on, I'm home. I'm about six. Maybe 0:15:45.920 --> 0:15:47.840 I don't think I'm speaking out of term when I 0:15:47.880 --> 0:15:52.240 say that's where we're gonna name this episode. Is us 0:15:52.480 --> 0:15:56.520 still still running? Pussy Still Running feels like the correct 0:15:56.520 --> 0:16:02.600 title for the running me. We can't keep talking about 0:16:02.600 --> 0:16:05.440 these running puss these weeds. You came to us with 0:16:05.480 --> 0:16:09.360 a conspiracy theory, uh that that I'm very excited for 0:16:09.440 --> 0:16:11.080 us to dig into. And I know you are too, 0:16:11.160 --> 0:16:13.880 dultly because you remembered it. It was deep in your 0:16:13.960 --> 0:16:17.680 in your in your soul. This this conspiracy theory. You said, 0:16:17.720 --> 0:16:23.280 my mama told me, if your ears are ranking, someone 0:16:23.440 --> 0:16:29.720 is talking about you. Yes, because like my mother grew 0:16:29.760 --> 0:16:32.920 up in Miami. But my grandmother was from like Middle 0:16:32.960 --> 0:16:35.760 Georgia and then like my grandma and all of her 0:16:35.800 --> 0:16:40.560 siblings moved to Miami and like I guess the fifties, 0:16:40.600 --> 0:16:43.200 so they all left a farm, and my grandma was 0:16:43.400 --> 0:16:45.800 really up and coming right right, And so they live 0:16:45.880 --> 0:16:47.720 in a black suburb. So when I say I'm second 0:16:47.840 --> 0:16:50.560 end of generation suburbs, for fucking minute, because my mama 0:16:50.560 --> 0:16:53.240 grew up in a black suburb in Miami. And so 0:16:53.520 --> 0:16:57.520 like my grandpa owned, like her father owned a dry 0:16:57.520 --> 0:16:59.840 cleaning business in Carol City. And if you look up Carols, 0:17:00.080 --> 0:17:02.440 Carol City is black and ship to the point that 0:17:02.480 --> 0:17:05.240 they gentrified it so much they renamed it Miami Gardens. 0:17:06.359 --> 0:17:09.120 Just had to rebrand it because you know, you throw 0:17:09.160 --> 0:17:13.600 that garden on there, people will move there. Yeah, Margaret 0:17:13.600 --> 0:17:18.280 Gardeners seems like good property and it's exceptional. It's like 0:17:18.440 --> 0:17:20.480 Carol City could be anything, you know what I mean, 0:17:21.480 --> 0:17:24.200 over town all kind of names. Carol City could be 0:17:24.280 --> 0:17:26.520 tanned on the stomach, Carol City could be tanned on 0:17:26.560 --> 0:17:29.960 the city like uh, you know, goals, like Liberty City 0:17:30.040 --> 0:17:33.119 is where all the football players come from. That for 0:17:33.200 --> 0:17:36.400 some reason too, So they apparently there's it's wild. There's 0:17:36.440 --> 0:17:39.159 like more football players come out of Liberty City, Florida 0:17:39.160 --> 0:17:42.119 than any other place, like professional football players, you know 0:17:42.119 --> 0:17:43.639 how you see like the University of Miami and the 0:17:43.720 --> 0:17:46.680 niggas all have goals, but they're like nineteen. Yeah, yeah, 0:17:46.760 --> 0:17:51.639 they're all from Liberty City. Damn. Okay, so look like grown, 0:17:51.760 --> 0:17:54.520 like grown, like they already have kids, so they're they're 0:17:54.520 --> 0:17:58.000 getting whatever the opposite of like flint water is down there. 0:17:58.119 --> 0:18:02.520 Oh yeah, he's it's extra nutritious water. But yeah, so 0:18:02.800 --> 0:18:05.200 I mean, it's also the reason that I'm very glad 0:18:05.280 --> 0:18:08.119 that I did not go to the University of Miami 0:18:08.119 --> 0:18:10.199 because I got weight listed for it my dream school, 0:18:10.320 --> 0:18:12.800 and if I would have gone like I wanted to, 0:18:12.840 --> 0:18:14.879 I would have gotten pregnant in nineteen with twins from 0:18:14.920 --> 0:18:17.480 some nigga on the football team that didn't play. So 0:18:18.040 --> 0:18:23.600 you have to know who your right. I can't emphasize 0:18:23.720 --> 0:18:27.160 enough how far we've drifted off topic. I tell you 0:18:27.240 --> 0:18:30.000 I'm a problem. So what I'm saying is that the 0:18:30.040 --> 0:18:34.879 whole idea of that someone calling your name ears rings 0:18:34.920 --> 0:18:39.040 some country shit, right, And it's interesting that the same 0:18:39.080 --> 0:18:42.880 country ship came down with it's like just because you're 0:18:42.880 --> 0:18:45.920 in a new location doesn't mean y'all niggas wasn't country. 0:18:46.720 --> 0:18:50.240 So it was just that whole ear ringing or because 0:18:50.240 --> 0:18:52.119 it's like it was. What was so interesting is like 0:18:52.119 --> 0:18:54.880 the ear ringing when someone was talking about you. But 0:18:55.160 --> 0:18:59.240 if you heard your name and nobody was around, that 0:18:59.320 --> 0:19:01.760 meant the devil was calling you, so you couldn't respond 0:19:01.800 --> 0:19:05.159 to it, which I always thought was interesting. I was 0:19:05.480 --> 0:19:09.840 much scary terrifying. So and I was like as a kid, 0:19:09.840 --> 0:19:12.640 I was like, how come it's not God calling man? 0:19:12.880 --> 0:19:14.840 Why is it devil? So it's like I thought it 0:19:14.880 --> 0:19:18.879 was interesting. It's like that hearing your name wasn't someone 0:19:18.960 --> 0:19:22.280 talking about you? Yeah, but your ears ringing with somebody 0:19:22.359 --> 0:19:24.280 talking about you, or your hand itching meant you were 0:19:24.280 --> 0:19:27.200 gonna get money. Like it's those little like someone can't 0:19:27.240 --> 0:19:30.760 sweep your feet, like those little things like that, especially 0:19:30.800 --> 0:19:33.280 like the hand itching for the money and your ears 0:19:33.359 --> 0:19:36.639 ringing somebody's talking about you. So it was always interesting 0:19:36.680 --> 0:19:40.040 to me. I guess the first question I have is 0:19:40.320 --> 0:19:42.679 you're you're growing up in this sort of like uh 0:19:43.240 --> 0:19:53.160 trickle down effect country as place, do you believed? Because 0:19:53.200 --> 0:20:01.159 it's it's it's a major city. It's yeah, yeah, but 0:20:01.280 --> 0:20:07.120 I do comedy and I'm reductive. But it's also I 0:20:07.160 --> 0:20:11.520 grew up in Atlanta and Miami. Yeah yeah, so most 0:20:11.520 --> 0:20:17.399 of my childhood is like my child was split up, Nigga. 0:20:17.560 --> 0:20:20.240 I learned how to twark when I was nine. You understand, 0:20:20.280 --> 0:20:22.639 I've been dancing the Uncle Luke. I've been popping it 0:20:22.920 --> 0:20:26.199 and listen, you wonder why I'm so good at it 0:20:26.240 --> 0:20:28.280 though I could never I could never master the rolex. 0:20:28.359 --> 0:20:30.320 That's the dance I could never figure. I could never 0:20:30.359 --> 0:20:35.520 get right. But I okay, I mean listen to some 0:20:35.520 --> 0:20:37.280 old school Miami SHEI. You don't know who DJ Uncle 0:20:37.280 --> 0:20:40.720 Owl is either. What I'm saying is that it's you 0:20:40.800 --> 0:20:47.520 had me and Uncle Luke, well a few uncles. Not 0:20:47.600 --> 0:20:51.680 about the sixty nine boys, but so it's Atlanta and Miami, 0:20:51.760 --> 0:20:55.040 so it's Georgia and then niggas that lived in Georgia, 0:20:55.960 --> 0:20:59.520 so it's these It's the same kind of all of 0:20:59.560 --> 0:21:01.960 the little sayings that you get. But everything is just 0:21:02.160 --> 0:21:06.040 slight lean. I guess just being a Southerners thing, just 0:21:06.040 --> 0:21:11.160 being slightly superstitious. M I don't know if other black 0:21:11.160 --> 0:21:13.800 people from other parts of the country are like is 0:21:14.480 --> 0:21:18.080 you know, I think, I think because so much of 0:21:18.119 --> 0:21:21.600 our origins in this country are rooted in the South, 0:21:21.640 --> 0:21:24.040 even if we didn't grow up that like you know, 0:21:24.160 --> 0:21:27.359 like my family in some ways is of the South. 0:21:27.440 --> 0:21:31.200 They just I grew up in Chicago, my mom's from Detroit, 0:21:31.280 --> 0:21:33.960 but a lot of their lineage and the ship before 0:21:34.000 --> 0:21:38.480 that is Southern, which means like, yeah, superstition is alive 0:21:38.560 --> 0:21:41.919 I think in almost every black household, where like something 0:21:42.480 --> 0:21:45.879 a motherfucker believed a hundred years ago has continued to 0:21:45.920 --> 0:21:48.480 be a thing in your house even if they ain't 0:21:48.520 --> 0:21:52.760 there anymore. That's true, But yeah, that was always thought 0:21:52.840 --> 0:21:56.320 was the ringing of the ears? Or do you believe it? Though? 0:21:56.480 --> 0:21:58.800 That was the big question you have. You have you 0:21:58.880 --> 0:22:01.000 kind of have you proven it before? Because I feel 0:22:01.000 --> 0:22:02.880 like with most shit like that, you'll be like, yeah, 0:22:02.920 --> 0:22:06.199 but that happening and was ringing think of you know, 0:22:06.240 --> 0:22:08.040 like a speak of the devil or the other thing 0:22:08.080 --> 0:22:09.640 they would tell you, like seeing you had a necklace 0:22:10.200 --> 0:22:13.800 and the class came to the front, they would say 0:22:13.800 --> 0:22:17.720 that somebody's talking about you. That's what that Now I've 0:22:17.720 --> 0:22:20.639 seen that be true, Whereas like the class being it's 0:22:20.680 --> 0:22:22.159 like somebody would walk up be like I I was like, 0:22:22.160 --> 0:22:23.960 oh yeah, you're right, so they would allays be making 0:22:24.400 --> 0:22:28.159 changing moving necklace back. But it's you know, speak of 0:22:28.240 --> 0:22:29.760 you know the term like speak of the devil and 0:22:29.760 --> 0:22:31.879 you real appear. But yeah, I've had it where like 0:22:31.880 --> 0:22:33.720 I thought my ears was ringing or you just like 0:22:34.119 --> 0:22:36.760 you just have those moments you're like, somebody's let's talk 0:22:36.840 --> 0:22:39.040 about me. If you just have these little moment you're 0:22:39.080 --> 0:22:41.080 just thinking, it's like I'll just see somebody like, oh 0:22:41.119 --> 0:22:43.000 I was just talking about you the other day, and 0:22:43.040 --> 0:22:45.160 somebody'll say they were. You know, it's usually and it's 0:22:45.160 --> 0:22:49.000 a good thing. Yeah, it's because if it was, because 0:22:49.000 --> 0:22:51.199 if they talking shit, they're not gonna tell you. But 0:22:51.280 --> 0:22:55.399 don't in in its original like pitch. Was it pitched 0:22:55.400 --> 0:22:57.119 to you as a good thing or is it pitched 0:22:57.119 --> 0:23:00.679 to you as a potentially harmful thing? They there wasn't 0:23:00.760 --> 0:23:05.680 any context given. It was just if your ears are ringing, 0:23:06.119 --> 0:23:07.920 you know, if you haven't been hitting the fucking head, 0:23:08.920 --> 0:23:10.600 you know, because if my ears are ringing, but also 0:23:10.680 --> 0:23:13.199 I'm like I might be concussed, but yeah, yeah, if 0:23:13.240 --> 0:23:15.840 I've not been hit in my head, then you know, 0:23:16.080 --> 0:23:20.520 someone's talking about you, right, Okay, I would never give 0:23:21.400 --> 0:23:25.600 nor bad. It just is somebody might be talking about you, right, 0:23:25.840 --> 0:23:28.639 so you you sort of believe this or you at 0:23:28.760 --> 0:23:32.400 least seen it happen. When you say talking about you, 0:23:32.480 --> 0:23:36.080 I assume it's not just like in the immediate sense. 0:23:36.160 --> 0:23:38.280 It's not just like a motherfucker in the room is 0:23:38.320 --> 0:23:41.600 talking about you. That was my question, is what's surprised? Yeah, 0:23:41.680 --> 0:23:45.480 like how far out does this does this ringing proliferate? 0:23:45.920 --> 0:23:48.560 It's anyone who's talking about you with any time anywhere. 0:23:49.080 --> 0:23:53.520 M So it's just kind of a wave you just go, hey, 0:23:54.200 --> 0:23:57.200 my time about you, just just because it's like if 0:23:57.200 --> 0:23:59.840 you're it's just your name being wrung out, you know, 0:23:59.840 --> 0:24:03.280