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Speaker 1: But like whenever I have those like, I don't ever

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Speaker 1: need to take a We're gonna be back with more

422
00:25:21,840 --> 00:25:24,520
Speaker 1: dolse a Sloan they didn't let me into like sixth grade,

423
00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:30,520
Speaker 1: more dolz a Sloan and more. My mama told me,

424
00:25:39,440 --> 00:25:45,440
Speaker 1: why are you coming home? Something's going on? Can I

425
00:25:45,560 --> 00:25:52,280
Speaker 1: smell yould dick sniff it? Indeed, we are bad ladies. Gentlemen,

426
00:25:52,640 --> 00:25:55,080
Speaker 1: Crack the one you love and sniff them on the dick.

427
00:25:55,760 --> 00:25:59,880
Speaker 1: This is that gave me a flashback to the Sky's mess,

428
00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:03,840
Speaker 1: and I'm not gonna tell my own business. Sounds like

429
00:26:03,880 --> 00:26:05,560
Speaker 1: I get assume part of it I had to do

430
00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:08,840
Speaker 1: with Dick. I wasn't the one who was gonna be

431
00:26:08,880 --> 00:26:13,199
Speaker 1: smelling what. Oh, I was the one who was going

432
00:26:13,240 --> 00:26:16,399
Speaker 1: to be asking to smell it. I'll say that you

433
00:26:16,440 --> 00:26:20,440
Speaker 1: were creeping. I was not creeping. I was living my life.

434
00:26:20,760 --> 00:26:24,159
Speaker 1: Oh you're gonna try to get out on that that technicality.

435
00:26:24,280 --> 00:26:28,480
Speaker 1: Oh no, that's I'm not creeping if you come to

436
00:26:28,680 --> 00:26:32,080
Speaker 1: my house. Exactly, he took the ring. Yeah, sure, I know.

437
00:26:32,240 --> 00:26:37,439
Speaker 1: I know what he did wrong. I get it. In

438
00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:41,320
Speaker 1: my defense, he never had a ring on. Ye know,

439
00:26:41,880 --> 00:26:47,840
Speaker 1: that's how you believe me. Come on, I did not

440
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:51,800
Speaker 1: know until I saw him like a month later he

441
00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:53,800
Speaker 1: had a ring on. I was like, um, when did

442
00:26:53,840 --> 00:26:56,199
Speaker 1: you get married? And he's like, I was married the

443
00:26:56,200 --> 00:27:07,560
Speaker 1: whole time, thirteen years ago. Like that. I was like, really, listen,

444
00:27:07,600 --> 00:27:11,119
Speaker 1: I've been asking God to send me a husband, and

445
00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:14,440
Speaker 1: I think I need to be more specific. Yeah, yeah,

446
00:27:14,480 --> 00:27:16,800
Speaker 1: you don't need a husband, you need someone to marry.

447
00:27:17,359 --> 00:27:20,439
Speaker 1: I need my husband because yeah, exactly, I need a

448
00:27:20,480 --> 00:27:23,840
Speaker 1: future husband. Ye excuse me, Lord from her last prayer.

449
00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:26,720
Speaker 1: I just want to make an amendment because I think

450
00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:30,199
Speaker 1: there's been a misunderstanding. Yeah yeah, I see seed. All

451
00:27:30,240 --> 00:27:34,399
Speaker 1: the angels in the States, listen, come on site, spread

452
00:27:34,440 --> 00:27:37,640
Speaker 1: it around. So wait, So so now, Langston, you've haven't

453
00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:41,040
Speaker 1: done some research? I love, I love that you're guiding

454
00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:44,159
Speaker 1: us back. Good for you. I know I'm bad on

455
00:27:44,200 --> 00:27:49,960
Speaker 1: a tangent, so I have to help, because friend, I did.

456
00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:52,920
Speaker 1: I did a bunch of research on your conspiracy theory

457
00:27:52,960 --> 00:27:56,800
Speaker 1: that i'd love to unpack with you. Let's start with obviously,

458
00:27:56,920 --> 00:28:00,600
Speaker 1: this we've already talked about it as a superstitious. It's

459
00:28:00,640 --> 00:28:04,600
Speaker 1: a bit of an old superstition. But I will say that,

460
00:28:04,640 --> 00:28:08,040
Speaker 1: at least in my opinion, superstitions are really just conspiracy

461
00:28:08,119 --> 00:28:12,720
Speaker 1: theories before the Internet. Like I think that's just motherfucker's

462
00:28:12,880 --> 00:28:16,800
Speaker 1: doing what they could with their conspiratorial brains when they

463
00:28:16,840 --> 00:28:20,120
Speaker 1: also had to like churn, buttering, fucking you know, wash

464
00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:23,280
Speaker 1: those shirts in the fucket. I also think it was

465
00:28:23,320 --> 00:28:27,920
Speaker 1: a way to just keep people safe, like don't walk

466
00:28:28,080 --> 00:28:31,800
Speaker 1: under a ladder. That's just see what I'm saying, Oh

467
00:28:31,800 --> 00:28:33,480
Speaker 1: you get bad luck you're walking on a ladder? Calls

468
00:28:33,560 --> 00:28:36,600
Speaker 1: you could you also get fucking concussed? Yeah, you walked

469
00:28:36,680 --> 00:28:40,960
Speaker 1: under a ladder, you know, right, don't step on a crack.

470
00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:44,600
Speaker 1: I don't, don't. I don't know whose mother needed a chiropractic.

471
00:28:44,600 --> 00:28:46,520
Speaker 1: I don't know about that one. I think. Also sometimes

472
00:28:46,520 --> 00:28:50,160
Speaker 1: crashing the sideway sidewalk and it's uneven and you could trip. Yeah,

473
00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:53,560
Speaker 1: you just falling. And back then medicine was like uh,

474
00:28:54,040 --> 00:28:58,760
Speaker 1: having leeches suck your blood hammers. If you fall, you're

475
00:28:58,800 --> 00:29:02,160
Speaker 1: gonna die, big dog could be done right. Yeah. Also,

476
00:29:02,400 --> 00:29:07,320
Speaker 1: mirrors were expensive. Glass was expensive. Break a mirror, you

477
00:29:07,320 --> 00:29:10,080
Speaker 1: get bad luck because we will never see ourselves again.

478
00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:12,440
Speaker 1: We had to save up for this one. Unless you

479
00:29:12,480 --> 00:29:15,080
Speaker 1: had a pool of water, bitch, you'll never see your

480
00:29:15,120 --> 00:29:21,640
Speaker 1: own face, which you probably did have access to clean water. Yeah,

481
00:29:21,720 --> 00:29:24,760
Speaker 1: that was probably it was probably just some superstition being

482
00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:27,120
Speaker 1: like a bro. Don't. But you can't see the nuance.

483
00:29:27,320 --> 00:29:29,800
Speaker 1: You can't see the nuance in the in the lake.

484
00:29:30,400 --> 00:29:32,840
Speaker 1: You can't really, especially as dark as me. I can't

485
00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:38,120
Speaker 1: really see my face in the water. I need that glass.

486
00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:44,640
Speaker 1: See why that is perfect? Boy? All right, man, I've

487
00:29:44,640 --> 00:29:47,960
Speaker 1: just been drinking water, staying out of the way. The

488
00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:52,600
Speaker 1: the first mention of this superstition, conspiracy theory, whatever, you

489
00:29:52,600 --> 00:29:54,920
Speaker 1: want to call it comes from the Middle eight are

490
00:29:55,040 --> 00:29:57,840
Speaker 1: actually way before the Middle Ages. Sorry. The first mention

491
00:29:58,120 --> 00:30:01,320
Speaker 1: of this ringing at someone talk to you comes from

492
00:30:01,480 --> 00:30:06,680
Speaker 1: Roman philosopher Pliny. Pliny. We're all big Pliny fans. The

493
00:30:06,760 --> 00:30:11,720
Speaker 1: elder the beer is named after him. Oh is that true? No? Okay, yeah,

494
00:30:14,200 --> 00:30:20,760
Speaker 1: I thought were applies and I don't see Saturday. Yeah,

495
00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:28,160
Speaker 1: Roman philosopher Applies and his work entitled the the Natural

496
00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:32,480
Speaker 1: History Encyclopedia, which came out more than two thousand years ago.

497
00:30:32,600 --> 00:30:36,800
Speaker 1: So this is a two thousand year old plus superstition

498
00:30:37,520 --> 00:30:43,160
Speaker 1: that's according to the white man's history books, our Italian's

499
00:30:43,200 --> 00:30:49,800
Speaker 1: white Yes, ye, whoa god. This conversation was about to say,

500
00:30:49,800 --> 00:30:51,600
Speaker 1: they'll try to get get out of it on a

501
00:30:51,640 --> 00:30:57,000
Speaker 1: bunch of shit with that, But I'm not saying anything

502
00:30:57,040 --> 00:31:01,840
Speaker 1: like that. I'm a big fan of the uh vodka sauces. Yeah,

503
00:31:01,840 --> 00:31:07,400
Speaker 1: I love what you do with your noodles. Not listening, Hey,

504
00:31:07,480 --> 00:31:10,840
Speaker 1: if it wasn't for I'll tell you this there, listen,

505
00:31:10,840 --> 00:31:13,280
Speaker 1: I understand the spicy white I get it, y'all. Tan

506
00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:19,320
Speaker 1: It's fine. But because and I learned this recently, because

507
00:31:19,520 --> 00:31:23,880
Speaker 1: of the discrimination that the Italians and the Irish were

508
00:31:24,280 --> 00:31:25,960
Speaker 1: when they came in New York because I guess the

509
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:28,840
Speaker 1: old whites didn't want to fuck with the Catholic whites, right,

510
00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:31,800
Speaker 1: So you know how Columbus came to be like a

511
00:31:31,880 --> 00:31:35,280
Speaker 1: huge deal. Yeah, and the Columbus Day of Parade is

512
00:31:35,280 --> 00:31:38,320
Speaker 1: a huge deal. It was basically Italians going, no, we

513
00:31:38,440 --> 00:31:42,920
Speaker 1: contributed to see where the reasons, Oh, we've been here

514
00:31:42,960 --> 00:31:45,840
Speaker 1: for a long time, where the reason you fuckers are here.

515
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:55,480
Speaker 1: It's not just in Super Mario Mafia. Whoa, whoa, Hey,

516
00:31:55,520 --> 00:32:00,880
Speaker 1: there's no there's who are um Listen, I don't I

517
00:32:00,920 --> 00:32:03,920
Speaker 1: know some guys, you know, I like it's Coca cola, baby,

518
00:32:04,240 --> 00:32:08,040
Speaker 1: Coca Cola. Yes, listen, we all love uh Aaron Chenies.

519
00:32:08,240 --> 00:32:10,880
Speaker 1: So that was a whole deal where they're like, oh,

520
00:32:10,880 --> 00:32:15,840
Speaker 1: we're not not Americans, listen, We're the reason America fucking exist.

521
00:32:15,880 --> 00:32:18,600
Speaker 1: And then like America's named after America's best Pucci anyway,

522
00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:21,280
Speaker 1: so it's like, yeah, listen, we've been here. So that

523
00:32:21,360 --> 00:32:23,959
Speaker 1: was the that was the propaganda campaign of that. So

524
00:32:24,280 --> 00:32:28,160
Speaker 1: that's pretty tight though. That's good propaganda because they were like, hey,

525
00:32:28,320 --> 00:32:30,440
Speaker 1: you don't get to escape us. We brought this cool

526
00:32:30,520 --> 00:32:36,120
Speaker 1: rapist dude to your country. Yeah, yeah, we helped west. No,

527
00:32:37,920 --> 00:32:41,560
Speaker 1: even though he's who America is named after. I always

528
00:32:41,600 --> 00:32:44,280
Speaker 1: never understood that though, because if he wasn't the was

529
00:32:44,280 --> 00:32:46,280
Speaker 1: he just a dude on the boat and they were like, yeah,

530
00:32:46,280 --> 00:32:48,960
Speaker 1: this seems like you. The thing is, Columbus never hit

531
00:32:49,240 --> 00:32:53,800
Speaker 1: the continent of North and Southore. He was the reason

532
00:32:53,840 --> 00:32:55,680
Speaker 1: they called it the West Indies. He's the reason we

533
00:32:55,720 --> 00:32:57,360
Speaker 1: have the term Indians because he thought he was in

534
00:32:57,400 --> 00:33:00,200
Speaker 1: fucking India. I heard, and I could be in wreck

535
00:33:00,280 --> 00:33:02,239
Speaker 1: about this. I think he didn't touch it on his

536
00:33:02,320 --> 00:33:06,200
Speaker 1: first trip. I think he went back and then later

537
00:33:06,400 --> 00:33:10,800
Speaker 1: came to America after it had already been like yeah

538
00:33:10,840 --> 00:33:14,160
Speaker 1: and like down other shit. But like, no, he wasn't.

539
00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:17,800
Speaker 1: He never even made it here. That said, so this

540
00:33:18,120 --> 00:33:21,320
Speaker 1: it's two thousand years old. In the Middle Ages, people

541
00:33:21,360 --> 00:33:25,080
Speaker 1: believe that ringing ears was a sign that angels were

542
00:33:25,120 --> 00:33:28,080
Speaker 1: talking about you. Unclear if the angels were talking shit

543
00:33:28,520 --> 00:33:32,320
Speaker 1: or talking positively, but it was an angel thing, which

544
00:33:32,360 --> 00:33:36,000
Speaker 1: actually makes your your point. Don't say about the the

545
00:33:36,040 --> 00:33:40,080
Speaker 1: devil potentially whispering your name. Feel like, oh, it's got

546
00:33:40,080 --> 00:33:42,680
Speaker 1: a little bit of a tethering there, But yeah, the

547
00:33:42,800 --> 00:33:46,760
Speaker 1: devil one scares me the most. Yeah, yeah, there's my

548
00:33:46,840 --> 00:33:49,280
Speaker 1: name on the street all the time, and it's never

549
00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:54,640
Speaker 1: it's name. Okay, I guess maybe. Wait, Columbia is named

550
00:33:54,680 --> 00:33:59,440
Speaker 1: after Columbia and then Columbia. Sorry, it just popped up

551
00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:04,240
Speaker 1: dates back day, stop Langston or Dulce. I like it though,

552
00:34:04,840 --> 00:34:08,440
Speaker 1: but I mean, but, like I say this, so I'm

553
00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:11,400
Speaker 1: not named after a poet or a delicious street. But

554
00:34:11,480 --> 00:34:14,680
Speaker 1: you know, listen, I had a neighbor named Dulce. At

555
00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:17,240
Speaker 1: one point, my brother was dating a girl named Dulse.

556
00:34:17,840 --> 00:34:20,319
Speaker 1: Really yeah, and she was like, you know, if we

557
00:34:20,400 --> 00:34:22,880
Speaker 1: get married, me and you, if I marry your brother,

558
00:34:23,320 --> 00:34:25,680
Speaker 1: we'll have the same name. And I was like, we

559
00:34:25,680 --> 00:34:29,279
Speaker 1: already have the same name. She's like, no, we'll have

560
00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:32,960
Speaker 1: the same name. And I was like, oh fuck this.

561
00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:36,160
Speaker 1: And I looked at my brother and I was like, hey, bro,

562
00:34:36,280 --> 00:34:38,479
Speaker 1: your last name is gonna be right Reguez if y'all

563
00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:41,799
Speaker 1: get married. Because I'm not playing this shit. That's pretty weird.

564
00:34:41,840 --> 00:34:48,960
Speaker 1: You're not gonna have another situation. Get out of here.

565
00:34:49,280 --> 00:34:53,520
Speaker 1: She's someone else. I just got used to this thing.

566
00:34:53,600 --> 00:34:56,200
Speaker 1: You don't get to come up and double it, you know,

567
00:34:55,800 --> 00:34:58,399
Speaker 1: I a double down, double down. But I do think

568
00:34:58,400 --> 00:35:00,759
Speaker 1: it's weird like they do say, like if you're in

569
00:35:00,760 --> 00:35:03,799
Speaker 1: the Appalachians, like yo, if you hear your name, run

570
00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:10,120
Speaker 1: in the opposite direction. Something's like calling you to try

571
00:35:10,120 --> 00:35:12,560
Speaker 1: to you know, for you to no. I mean there's

572
00:35:12,600 --> 00:35:16,080
Speaker 1: ghosts in the woods. Everybody knows that. Yes, now if

573
00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:18,880
Speaker 1: everybody knows that, I do. Have you been in the

574
00:35:18,880 --> 00:35:22,520
Speaker 1: woods alone, Lankesdon, I haven't. That's not a thing that

575
00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:26,480
Speaker 1: I would ever because you're afraid of the ghosts. Absolutely.

576
00:35:26,560 --> 00:35:30,279
Speaker 1: I think I'm more afraid of wild animals and bad men.

577
00:35:30,480 --> 00:35:33,959
Speaker 1: But but ghost, I guess, factory, I guess a little.

578
00:35:35,560 --> 00:35:37,080
Speaker 1: Try to tell you, Borie, if you want to see

579
00:35:37,120 --> 00:35:41,560
Speaker 1: like some wild shit. The Chicken Magua Battlefield in Tennessee

580
00:35:42,560 --> 00:35:45,960
Speaker 1: is on the trail of tears. Oh yeah, see no

581
00:35:45,960 --> 00:35:50,919
Speaker 1: no no, So I'm wondering can they see each other?

582
00:35:51,560 --> 00:35:55,080
Speaker 1: M m oh, like is there inter ghost beef? Not

583
00:35:55,200 --> 00:35:56,960
Speaker 1: in But it's like the thing is if you because

584
00:35:56,960 --> 00:35:59,920
Speaker 1: like one of my friends grow like lives in summer Mill, Georgia,

585
00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:02,000
Speaker 1: and they just paved the trail of tears and made

586
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:06,279
Speaker 1: it the road and then wait the sign for it

587
00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:09,440
Speaker 1: is even more disrespectful. It's like a road and then

588
00:36:09,440 --> 00:36:11,440
Speaker 1: there's like a giant drop of water and then you

589
00:36:11,480 --> 00:36:13,399
Speaker 1: see like a silhouette of a Native American man. It's

590
00:36:13,520 --> 00:36:16,840
Speaker 1: very awful. But his house is literally on the trailer

591
00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:20,040
Speaker 1: of tiers. And so the Chickamago Battleville in Tennessee is

592
00:36:20,120 --> 00:36:22,200
Speaker 1: on the trailer of tiers, and so it was like

593
00:36:22,239 --> 00:36:26,120
Speaker 1: a it was a Civil War battlefield that's on the

594
00:36:26,120 --> 00:36:27,719
Speaker 1: trail of tears. And I'm like, I wonder if they

595
00:36:27,719 --> 00:36:30,759
Speaker 1: can see each other. That's too much bloodshed, I want

596
00:36:30,760 --> 00:36:33,879
Speaker 1: to believe. And maybe this is me just being optimistic.

597
00:36:33,920 --> 00:36:36,719
Speaker 1: I don't want to wish that on the Native Americans either.

598
00:36:37,120 --> 00:36:40,319
Speaker 1: They died, they went through enough. Hell yeah, I don't

599
00:36:40,360 --> 00:36:43,560
Speaker 1: need them to like spend eternity looking at a bunch

600
00:36:43,600 --> 00:36:48,160
Speaker 1: of like proud whites as a battle for a country

601
00:36:48,239 --> 00:36:50,000
Speaker 1: that never was, you know what I mean? Like that

602
00:36:50,280 --> 00:36:53,000
Speaker 1: for a white shooting each other over stuff that they don't. Yeah,

603
00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:55,319
Speaker 1: you don't, they should. I don't want you know what,

604
00:36:55,400 --> 00:36:58,319
Speaker 1: You're right, I don't want that for them. But have

605
00:36:58,440 --> 00:37:01,239
Speaker 1: you talked about the wait you say, so it's not

606
00:37:01,280 --> 00:37:04,680
Speaker 1: a harmony career? You support whites battling? Yeah, I don't

607
00:37:04,680 --> 00:37:06,840
Speaker 1: know all of the people that know about movies. But

608
00:37:06,960 --> 00:37:09,480
Speaker 1: have y'all talked about black people believing in ghosts if

609
00:37:09,480 --> 00:37:12,080
Speaker 1: you're talking about that conspiracy theory? Yet we have, we

610
00:37:12,120 --> 00:37:15,360
Speaker 1: have talked a little bit about black people and often

611
00:37:15,480 --> 00:37:18,719
Speaker 1: the lack of belief, I guess, and ghosts that I

612
00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:21,759
Speaker 1: don't know, I don't it's every So the college that

613
00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:25,600
Speaker 1: I went to was very haunted and the white girls

614
00:37:25,680 --> 00:37:30,560
Speaker 1: very haunted. There was a ghost tour that they would do,

615
00:37:30,680 --> 00:37:32,640
Speaker 1: and there was a book written on the ghost at

616
00:37:32,640 --> 00:37:36,560
Speaker 1: my college, very famous ghost, Agnes, and so I remember

617
00:37:36,560 --> 00:37:38,759
Speaker 1: the white girls would always going try to find her,

618
00:37:38,960 --> 00:37:40,400
Speaker 1: and they were trying to get the black girls to come,

619
00:37:40,440 --> 00:37:43,040
Speaker 1: and we'd be like no, and they were like, why

620
00:37:43,040 --> 00:37:46,680
Speaker 1: won't y'all go? And it's like whoa, Because once we're

621
00:37:46,680 --> 00:37:48,879
Speaker 1: not fucking with her, she's not sucking with us. So

622
00:37:48,920 --> 00:37:51,400
Speaker 1: they thought we wouldn't come because we didn't believe in ghosts.

623
00:37:51,719 --> 00:37:53,279
Speaker 1: We told it. We were like, we're not gonna go

624
00:37:53,320 --> 00:37:55,920
Speaker 1: because we do. And I'm not a business girl off

625
00:37:55,960 --> 00:37:58,560
Speaker 1: because like every black person I grew up with, because

626
00:37:58,600 --> 00:38:00,200
Speaker 1: it's like my friends, like if I can belie even

627
00:38:00,200 --> 00:38:02,480
Speaker 1: a holy ghost, I don't believe in his other fucking

628
00:38:02,480 --> 00:38:04,960
Speaker 1: ghost At the same time. I mean, all the black

629
00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:08,080
Speaker 1: people were growing up, everybody believe in ghosts. Nobody that

630
00:38:08,200 --> 00:38:10,799
Speaker 1: didn't believe in ghosts. I didn't go to no Holy

631
00:38:11,120 --> 00:38:15,720
Speaker 1: Holy ghost as church. Oh in that way, it was like,

632
00:38:16,200 --> 00:38:21,640
Speaker 1: I don't the motherfucker's pretending. So I think I believe in.

633
00:38:22,160 --> 00:38:27,920
Speaker 1: I believe in. I mean this as far as yeah right,

634
00:38:27,960 --> 00:38:30,000
Speaker 1: I'm just saying why. It was just like I just

635
00:38:30,040 --> 00:38:33,120
Speaker 1: thought it was because, like you know, it's white people

636
00:38:33,160 --> 00:38:36,320
Speaker 1: love fucking with ghosts and black people. I was like, no,

637
00:38:36,560 --> 00:38:41,959
Speaker 1: I'm not. That's no, I believe I believe in leave

638
00:38:42,120 --> 00:38:45,760
Speaker 1: stuff alone. Yeah, like I don't know that I'm actively

639
00:38:45,800 --> 00:38:48,640
Speaker 1: afraid that I'm surrounded by ghosts right now. But I

640
00:38:48,680 --> 00:38:50,640
Speaker 1: do believe that if I showed up in my crib

641
00:38:50,680 --> 00:38:54,080
Speaker 1: with Auiji board, some motherfuckers might answer me, do you

642
00:38:54,080 --> 00:38:56,640
Speaker 1: know what I mean? And I don't want that, so

643
00:38:56,719 --> 00:39:00,400
Speaker 1: I never board in my whole life. Yeah, a lot

644
00:39:00,440 --> 00:39:03,359
Speaker 1: of white friends. Boy, really, No, I don't fucking touch

645
00:39:03,440 --> 00:39:07,160
Speaker 1: that devil stick. Yeah go you're SLF black, but that

646
00:39:07,320 --> 00:39:09,520
Speaker 1: they done it around you though, No, I don't fucking

647
00:39:11,120 --> 00:39:13,799
Speaker 1: where they're doing. I wouldn't hang out. I've I've had

648
00:39:13,880 --> 00:39:16,520
Speaker 1: I've seen it and been like I gotta I gotta go.

649
00:39:16,719 --> 00:39:23,840
Speaker 1: I would legit leave, I gotta go. You not that,

650
00:39:24,080 --> 00:39:26,719
Speaker 1: but I can't be here. I can't be here. And

651
00:39:26,760 --> 00:39:28,840
Speaker 1: I think it's very interesting because it's like there's just

652
00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:33,080
Speaker 1: certain I think as a kid, they would tell us

653
00:39:33,320 --> 00:39:37,800
Speaker 1: leave stuff alone, like don't call for nothing, don't ask

654
00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:42,560
Speaker 1: for nothing, like don't ask for anything to come to you,

655
00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:47,520
Speaker 1: because you don't know what will show up. So that

656
00:39:47,600 --> 00:39:49,160
Speaker 1: was the other. So it's like all of these little

657
00:39:49,200 --> 00:39:50,759
Speaker 1: like it's like all files in the line of like

658
00:39:50,760 --> 00:39:53,759
Speaker 1: these superstitious things. So it's like, you know, someone's calling

659
00:39:53,760 --> 00:39:55,600
Speaker 1: your name as a devil someone, you're hearing your name,

660
00:39:55,719 --> 00:39:58,000
Speaker 1: you know, your ears are ringing, someone's saying your name.

661
00:39:58,280 --> 00:40:00,960
Speaker 1: Like there's all of these little things, like something trying

662
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:04,839
Speaker 1: to get your attention. My daughter has, uh this this

663
00:40:04,960 --> 00:40:09,839
Speaker 1: stuffed animal thing called Florence the flower Pot, and since

664
00:40:09,880 --> 00:40:13,640
Speaker 1: she was born, I've pretended that Florence is a devil worshiper.

665
00:40:13,920 --> 00:40:16,000
Speaker 1: I'll like do like a little voice and be like

666
00:40:16,280 --> 00:40:19,839
Speaker 1: I'm Florence the flower Pot. I love Satan and like,

667
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:22,120
Speaker 1: you know, it's a fun little game for me and

668
00:40:22,200 --> 00:40:24,600
Speaker 1: my wife, for you, for me and My wife gets

669
00:40:24,760 --> 00:40:27,239
Speaker 1: furious every time I do it. She's like, hey, you

670
00:40:27,280 --> 00:40:35,320
Speaker 1: gotta you gotta stop. I would not so, dark lord,

671
00:40:35,520 --> 00:40:39,200
Speaker 1: And she gets she gets furious, like bro, and I

672
00:40:39,560 --> 00:40:44,200
Speaker 1: quit it. I support her, tell her and I support

673
00:40:44,280 --> 00:40:47,720
Speaker 1: her fully, And if she ever needs me to punch

674
00:40:47,800 --> 00:40:51,040
Speaker 1: you square in chest, I will do it. I don't

675
00:40:51,080 --> 00:40:55,279
Speaker 1: love I don't love Satan. Florence love Satan like you

676
00:40:55,320 --> 00:41:04,120
Speaker 1: were Florence. First of all, I'm not doing that. I'm

677
00:41:04,200 --> 00:41:09,920
Speaker 1: not Florence. Who voice is Florence Langston? Who gives Florence

678
00:41:09,960 --> 00:41:13,280
Speaker 1: a voice? I've never looked into it, but I promise

679
00:41:13,360 --> 00:41:17,440
Speaker 1: you who chose Satan for Florence? Florence shows it for us?

680
00:41:17,480 --> 00:41:20,920
Speaker 1: Though she did she did her own research. What I

681
00:41:21,080 --> 00:41:24,319
Speaker 1: bind you up in the name of Jesus, I'm buying

682
00:41:24,360 --> 00:41:27,000
Speaker 1: a lace up in the name gonna protect his baby.

683
00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:30,279
Speaker 1: Tell your life she has an ally. Tell her, I

684
00:41:30,320 --> 00:41:32,839
Speaker 1: will pray against you. We called out fire on all

685
00:41:32,840 --> 00:41:36,080
Speaker 1: of that knowledge. If it if it wasn't this, I'd

686
00:41:36,080 --> 00:41:39,120
Speaker 1: be out having affairs with random women. I chose what

687
00:41:39,239 --> 00:41:47,200
Speaker 1: I chose. This is, this is the passing. There are

688
00:41:47,400 --> 00:41:50,600
Speaker 1: some kind of monster that another human has to deal with,

689
00:41:51,040 --> 00:41:53,200
Speaker 1: and at the end of the day. The monster I

690
00:41:53,320 --> 00:41:58,080
Speaker 1: chose is giving satanic goals to a flower pot stuffed animal.

691
00:41:58,400 --> 00:42:01,200
Speaker 1: I think that's pretty reasonable. W the grand scheme of things.

692
00:42:01,400 --> 00:42:03,160
Speaker 1: You could have killed a guy. I could have been

693
00:42:03,200 --> 00:42:06,560
Speaker 1: a murderer. I could have been a horror murderer, a

694
00:42:06,680 --> 00:42:13,200
Speaker 1: horror murderer. Are you there are the murderer? No? Both

695
00:42:13,239 --> 00:42:15,719
Speaker 1: of those things, well, only one of those things is

696
00:42:15,719 --> 00:42:20,839
Speaker 1: a crime. I think sex work is work. Sex work

697
00:42:20,960 --> 00:42:24,120
Speaker 1: is My question is are you so? Are you he

698
00:42:24,239 --> 00:42:27,520
Speaker 1: got bored? Is he murdering these ladies of the night?

699
00:42:28,280 --> 00:42:32,000
Speaker 1: Are I think he? I think he's snuck in that

700
00:42:32,040 --> 00:42:35,240
Speaker 1: he is also a whore. He took two bad traits

701
00:42:35,239 --> 00:42:38,880
Speaker 1: instead of one, he snuck one. Yeah, so it sounds

702
00:42:38,920 --> 00:42:43,080
Speaker 1: like it sounds like he's some kind of trick got renegade. Yeah,

703
00:42:43,480 --> 00:42:45,880
Speaker 1: but really he's just he just sucks a lot and

704
00:42:46,080 --> 00:42:50,360
Speaker 1: he kills people. Kill a lady or a man harder.

705
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:55,600
Speaker 1: It would be more helpful for you to kill a man. Yeah. Yeah,

706
00:42:55,640 --> 00:42:58,880
Speaker 1: no argument or are you a more mark? Are you?

707
00:42:59,120 --> 00:43:02,319
Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm not into the semantics of it all.

708
00:43:02,360 --> 00:43:09,440
Speaker 1: I'm in it for the sucking and the killing. Yo. Listen, Linkston,

709
00:43:09,480 --> 00:43:15,080
Speaker 1: I realize we don't talk a lot, and so yeah,

710
00:43:15,120 --> 00:43:19,759
Speaker 1: this is my personality. Yeah, this is this is what

711
00:43:19,840 --> 00:43:22,520
Speaker 1: it's like. Honestly, this is the longest we've talked since

712
00:43:22,560 --> 00:43:28,200
Speaker 1: what Yeah, this is where I'm at. Okay, I hate

713
00:43:28,239 --> 00:43:30,440
Speaker 1: to break it to you, but this is what Listen.

714
00:43:32,480 --> 00:43:38,280
Speaker 1: This is none. No, it is not. She's fine, She's fine,

715
00:43:39,440 --> 00:43:44,160
Speaker 1: She's okay, Listen, Li's happy. No, no, I didn't say

716
00:43:44,200 --> 00:43:48,879
Speaker 1: that she's fine. Listen. This is not my ministry, this

717
00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:52,839
Speaker 1: is none of my business. I'm just here to talk

718
00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:54,400
Speaker 1: about the fact that my mama told me if my

719
00:43:54,440 --> 00:44:12,719
Speaker 1: ears ringing, somebody was saw mounting to the to the

720
00:44:12,760 --> 00:44:17,720
Speaker 1: point of returning to our again. I brought a fashion again.

721
00:44:17,800 --> 00:44:21,720
Speaker 1: Lex is the one who took us on that. All right,

722
00:44:21,960 --> 00:44:26,440
Speaker 1: I will not be berated on what used to be

723
00:44:26,560 --> 00:44:32,320
Speaker 1: my podcast. Of course they'll say, took over. What do

724
00:44:32,360 --> 00:44:34,759
Speaker 1: you mean I've made I told you I'm good for

725
00:44:34,800 --> 00:44:40,480
Speaker 1: a tangent I am. I am so distracting. I cannot

726
00:44:40,520 --> 00:44:44,520
Speaker 1: emphasize enough how little any of this matters to us. Okay,

727
00:44:44,520 --> 00:44:46,160
Speaker 1: good because I didn't want to take I didn't want

728
00:44:46,160 --> 00:44:48,840
Speaker 1: to mess up. So one of the things that that

729
00:44:49,080 --> 00:44:54,080
Speaker 1: scientists point to as science apparently has thoughts on this.

730
00:44:54,560 --> 00:44:57,040
Speaker 1: They say that this ringing is not in fact someone

731
00:44:57,080 --> 00:45:00,239
Speaker 1: talking about you, but is instead something called tonight. Is

732
00:45:00,560 --> 00:45:04,400
Speaker 1: tonitis is the sensation of hearing buzzing, whistling, ringing, or

733
00:45:04,440 --> 00:45:07,840
Speaker 1: other sounds that they may be high pitch or low pitch,

734
00:45:08,239 --> 00:45:10,600
Speaker 1: vary in the type of sound produced, and one or

735
00:45:10,800 --> 00:45:16,319
Speaker 1: both ears may be affected by its. Yeah, so if

736
00:45:16,320 --> 00:45:18,960
Speaker 1: you have tonight, that's like NonStop, right, it's all the time,

737
00:45:19,080 --> 00:45:21,600
Speaker 1: isn't it. I thought it was all the time. It's

738
00:45:22,880 --> 00:45:25,360
Speaker 1: I think that there are scales of it in terms

739
00:45:25,400 --> 00:45:27,440
Speaker 1: of like what it can be. And in fact, they

740
00:45:27,480 --> 00:45:30,520
Speaker 1: say that a lot of us actually have tonitis and

741
00:45:30,680 --> 00:45:33,799
Speaker 1: don't because of the scales that it can be, are

742
00:45:33,920 --> 00:45:36,600
Speaker 1: not as affected by it that we feel like, oh

743
00:45:36,640 --> 00:45:40,759
Speaker 1: we have to like dog whistle, yeah, sort of like yeah,

744
00:45:40,760 --> 00:45:42,879
Speaker 1: it's individual, you know what I mean? And a little

745
00:45:42,920 --> 00:45:45,840
Speaker 1: bit dog whistlettle. I know what you're doing. Yeah, is

746
00:45:45,880 --> 00:45:48,640
Speaker 1: that Oh it's so high I can't hear it, or

747
00:45:48,680 --> 00:45:51,719
Speaker 1: it's so low I can't wait, or you do hear it.

748
00:45:51,760 --> 00:45:55,520
Speaker 1: But if you don't believe, no, I believe in those

749
00:45:56,520 --> 00:45:59,640
Speaker 1: Oh you were saying, you don't know what I was saying.

750
00:45:59,719 --> 00:46:02,560
Speaker 1: Is like tonight is where like you, it's sometimes it's

751
00:46:02,600 --> 00:46:04,560
Speaker 1: at a point where you can't hear it, and I'm like, oh,

752
00:46:04,800 --> 00:46:08,239
Speaker 1: I think it's more that it's it's either short enough

753
00:46:08,400 --> 00:46:11,640
Speaker 1: or faint enough that it doesn't affect your day. It's

754
00:46:11,680 --> 00:46:14,160
Speaker 1: not that you don't hear it, it's just that it's

755
00:46:14,239 --> 00:46:16,880
Speaker 1: like not fucking with you the way that like somebody

756
00:46:16,920 --> 00:46:20,440
Speaker 1: with extreme tonight IS would be like, bro, if I

757
00:46:20,480 --> 00:46:22,960
Speaker 1: don't go see a doctor about this, I am going

758
00:46:23,080 --> 00:46:26,360
Speaker 1: to go crazy, right, But if you live in a city,

759
00:46:26,400 --> 00:46:29,040
Speaker 1: you can't hear shit. So it's like I could have

760
00:46:29,160 --> 00:46:31,200
Speaker 1: tonight is, but if I'm walking around New York all

761
00:46:31,239 --> 00:46:33,719
Speaker 1: the fucking time, I don't know nothing. You see what

762
00:46:33,719 --> 00:46:36,560
Speaker 1: I'm saying. So it's like if you live somewhere, they

763
00:46:36,640 --> 00:46:38,600
Speaker 1: just be wanting to have stuff to do. This just

764
00:46:38,719 --> 00:46:44,120
Speaker 1: sounds stupid, Like they say that high blood pressure blockage

765
00:46:44,280 --> 00:46:47,400
Speaker 1: is in the ear and hedge trauma or even stress

766
00:46:47,560 --> 00:46:50,920
Speaker 1: can cause it. So maybe some of that is related

767
00:46:50,960 --> 00:46:56,520
Speaker 1: to the the stress that one would experience all day

768
00:46:58,560 --> 00:47:02,240
Speaker 1: people talking about me when I'm not all these people

769
00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:09,040
Speaker 1: loving me and be alive. Heck, where is David Bory

770
00:47:09,080 --> 00:47:12,640
Speaker 1: in the world? Oh, he's great. We love boys and

771
00:47:14,640 --> 00:47:17,800
Speaker 1: my ears is a hot line right now. Everybody loved me.

772
00:47:18,840 --> 00:47:26,640
Speaker 1: That sounds like that sounds exactly like boryads out here

773
00:47:26,680 --> 00:47:30,640
Speaker 1: talking about me. They loved him some Bory. There are

774
00:47:30,680 --> 00:47:33,560
Speaker 1: a bunch of people who are in my research, are

775
00:47:33,760 --> 00:47:36,520
Speaker 1: are on the much more spiritual end of the spectrum

776
00:47:37,400 --> 00:47:42,319
Speaker 1: and a crunchy spiritual. If that's interests you all at all,

777
00:47:42,400 --> 00:47:44,360
Speaker 1: like it, it's there are a bunch of people in

778
00:47:44,400 --> 00:47:48,080
Speaker 1: these like sort of ethereal articles that suggests that ringing

779
00:47:48,200 --> 00:47:51,200
Speaker 1: is actually the result of someone's connection to a higher

780
00:47:51,680 --> 00:47:55,759
Speaker 1: spiritual plane, that like, in essence, your your ears are

781
00:47:55,840 --> 00:48:00,960
Speaker 1: crossing the Jesus multiverse as it were. When that ringing

782
00:48:01,080 --> 00:48:03,919
Speaker 1: is happening, I realize I'm spiritual. People ain't never talking

783
00:48:03,920 --> 00:48:08,280
Speaker 1: about Christian God. They're talking about they're talking about Because

784
00:48:08,280 --> 00:48:10,399
Speaker 1: the thing is, I remember seeing this VI. I saw

785
00:48:10,480 --> 00:48:12,440
Speaker 1: this meme one day and it really it just it

786
00:48:12,480 --> 00:48:14,799
Speaker 1: really just made me take pause because it was like

787
00:48:15,160 --> 00:48:18,759
Speaker 1: y'all out here talking about y'all spiritual demons or spirits too,

788
00:48:18,800 --> 00:48:22,319
Speaker 1: And I went, yeah, that's that Sammy Davis Junior ship

789
00:48:22,560 --> 00:48:26,000
Speaker 1: exactly who you're talking to? What do you mean? I

790
00:48:26,080 --> 00:48:27,719
Speaker 1: just the thing is, it's like, I'm not I just

791
00:48:27,760 --> 00:48:30,879
Speaker 1: need clarification on something, because it's like, if we're talking

792
00:48:30,920 --> 00:48:33,760
Speaker 1: about different planes, different planes of existence, that makes sense

793
00:48:33,840 --> 00:48:37,680
Speaker 1: to me. We all dream, okay, yeah, we all have dreams,

794
00:48:37,760 --> 00:48:39,799
Speaker 1: we all feel like you know, we all have intuition,

795
00:48:40,280 --> 00:48:43,360
Speaker 1: we've all been in momentary just like, hey, something is off,

796
00:48:43,400 --> 00:48:46,479
Speaker 1: something is wrong, and you've been right about that. So

797
00:48:46,719 --> 00:48:49,319
Speaker 1: I'm not saying it's not valid. What all I'm saying is,

798
00:48:49,320 --> 00:48:53,600
Speaker 1: if you're talking to me about spirituality, who are we

799
00:48:53,719 --> 00:48:58,720
Speaker 1: talking to you just want clarification. Is if it's that

800
00:48:58,719 --> 00:49:02,080
Speaker 1: that Jesus talker, this is that sweet Mohammed, Like, where

801
00:49:02,080 --> 00:49:06,680
Speaker 1: are we at? Listen? I love abraham religion. That's the same. Listen.

802
00:49:06,680 --> 00:49:12,120
Speaker 1: I ain't got no problem to Abrahamic religion. Okay, moms, okay,

803
00:49:12,680 --> 00:49:17,320
Speaker 1: just about her day actually, so um yeah, Abrahamic religions.

804
00:49:17,520 --> 00:49:20,200
Speaker 1: I don't know. Everybody got listened. We all got noah,

805
00:49:20,680 --> 00:49:23,440
Speaker 1: Hey what we all doing the same thing. Certain Abraham

806
00:49:23,520 --> 00:49:28,320
Speaker 1: had many sons, many suns. Okay. But what I'm saying

807
00:49:28,440 --> 00:49:30,520
Speaker 1: is I just want to understanding because like I hear

808
00:49:30,560 --> 00:49:33,000
Speaker 1: this thing about well, I'm not religious, I'm spiritual. I'm like,

809
00:49:33,040 --> 00:49:34,839
Speaker 1: what does that mean? And then no one can ever

810
00:49:34,840 --> 00:49:38,200
Speaker 1: give me an answer. That usually means I know I'm

811
00:49:38,239 --> 00:49:44,520
Speaker 1: not a Christian. Yeah, I like, I'm not comfortable telling

812
00:49:44,600 --> 00:49:49,319
Speaker 1: my mom that I don't think her belief in Jesus

813
00:49:49,280 --> 00:49:51,160
Speaker 1: is as real as she thinks it is, So I

814
00:49:51,320 --> 00:49:54,120
Speaker 1: just say, Also, I'm like, I'm kind of too pussy

815
00:49:54,160 --> 00:49:57,480
Speaker 1: to commit to one religion. Yeah, I don't want to

816
00:49:57,520 --> 00:50:00,680
Speaker 1: read your agnostics because it's like I do think it's

817
00:50:00,680 --> 00:50:04,600
Speaker 1: an interesting concept. We're just like there's something I just

818
00:50:04,640 --> 00:50:07,320
Speaker 1: think pick nobody yet, Like I don't think that there's

819
00:50:07,360 --> 00:50:10,239
Speaker 1: like I'm not ascribing to boom boom boom boom boom

820
00:50:10,239 --> 00:50:13,640
Speaker 1: boom boom, Like what is Zoroastrianism? What I am? I mean,

821
00:50:13,719 --> 00:50:16,040
Speaker 1: I think it's like a precursor to Christianity as far

822
00:50:16,080 --> 00:50:20,480
Speaker 1: as like the construct of it, right, I will say

823
00:50:20,680 --> 00:50:25,040
Speaker 1: that that. I I think that part of the reason

824
00:50:25,080 --> 00:50:28,520
Speaker 1: I have trouble with Christianity at least out how it

825
00:50:28,600 --> 00:50:31,879
Speaker 1: was introduced to me is like it's not that I'm

826
00:50:31,920 --> 00:50:34,759
Speaker 1: like scared to commit to some shit. I just think

827
00:50:34,760 --> 00:50:39,319
Speaker 1: my brain is too limited to even understand what God is. Like,

828
00:50:39,400 --> 00:50:42,840
Speaker 1: I think it's to me Christianity is like the best

829
00:50:42,920 --> 00:50:46,560
Speaker 1: we could come up with with articulating what is far

830
00:50:46,719 --> 00:50:49,960
Speaker 1: more complex than our brains could even manage. So we

831
00:50:50,080 --> 00:50:52,640
Speaker 1: made it human and white or whatever the fuck it

832
00:50:52,800 --> 00:50:58,160
Speaker 1: is because we have bias and frankly shit imaginations compared

833
00:50:58,200 --> 00:51:00,200
Speaker 1: to what it is. It could well if you look

834
00:51:00,200 --> 00:51:04,439
Speaker 1: at ever, you know, everyone has a creation story because

835
00:51:04,480 --> 00:51:06,480
Speaker 1: everyone had to go. Okay, I don't know how we

836
00:51:06,520 --> 00:51:11,959
Speaker 1: got here. Something, somebody did something for us to get here.

837
00:51:12,480 --> 00:51:15,480
Speaker 1: So every you know, major even it's you know, whether

838
00:51:15,560 --> 00:51:20,560
Speaker 1: it's a creation story that's not Christianity, it could be

839
00:51:20,600 --> 00:51:23,000
Speaker 1: an indigenous story from any group of people on the

840
00:51:23,040 --> 00:51:27,200
Speaker 1: planet who didn't co signed to you know, any of

841
00:51:27,239 --> 00:51:31,560
Speaker 1: the Abrahamic religions or you know, any of the other

842
00:51:32,160 --> 00:51:34,839
Speaker 1: schools of thought that we have because we can't because

843
00:51:34,880 --> 00:51:38,200
Speaker 1: we had science. But science still has a concept of

844
00:51:38,200 --> 00:51:40,840
Speaker 1: the Big Bang, meaning even you break down all of

845
00:51:40,880 --> 00:51:43,160
Speaker 1: these things and carbon dating all this other stuff, the

846
00:51:43,200 --> 00:51:47,000
Speaker 1: big Bang still is. We really don't know. We're just

847
00:51:48,840 --> 00:51:54,360
Speaker 1: shout out to young Sheldon, okay, shot out to Laurie

848
00:51:54,360 --> 00:51:59,759
Speaker 1: Metcalf out here just really giving us work, miambiolic. So

849
00:52:01,040 --> 00:52:05,319
Speaker 1: I think the idea of it is like, I think

850
00:52:05,360 --> 00:52:09,239
Speaker 1: that it's interesting that humans have to know how we

851
00:52:09,360 --> 00:52:12,759
Speaker 1: got here, because I think that's a because that's the

852
00:52:12,840 --> 00:52:15,200
Speaker 1: thing I'm saying for me personal, I'm not really worried

853
00:52:15,200 --> 00:52:17,359
Speaker 1: about the comings or goings. It's sort of just like

854
00:52:17,760 --> 00:52:19,440
Speaker 1: what you're gonna do with it while you got it.

855
00:52:19,600 --> 00:52:23,400
Speaker 1: I really don't write. I'm not stressed about some creation story.

856
00:52:23,680 --> 00:52:26,360
Speaker 1: I don't know how we got here because we're here. Yeah,

857
00:52:26,360 --> 00:52:29,640
Speaker 1: But I think that's you being a more centered person

858
00:52:29,880 --> 00:52:33,719
Speaker 1: than the average human is. I think most of you like, yeah,

859
00:52:33,760 --> 00:52:36,799
Speaker 1: we're just scratching at the side of a fucking you know,

860
00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:39,600
Speaker 1: cup and hoping we can like claw our way out

861
00:52:39,600 --> 00:52:42,160
Speaker 1: of whatever this is. I don't need for me, I

862
00:52:42,239 --> 00:52:44,239
Speaker 1: don't need to know. I don't well, the thing is

863
00:52:44,239 --> 00:52:46,839
Speaker 1: for me. It's like, I don't need to know how

864
00:52:46,840 --> 00:52:50,799
Speaker 1: we got here, and I don't think I need to

865
00:52:50,840 --> 00:52:58,799
Speaker 1: know what happens after we die. Figure it out one

866
00:52:58,800 --> 00:53:02,719
Speaker 1: way or another regardless, because the thing is you live.

867
00:53:02,920 --> 00:53:05,680
Speaker 1: Because like one thing I always have been confused about

868
00:53:05,719 --> 00:53:07,600
Speaker 1: it is like the term like life is short, right,

869
00:53:08,680 --> 00:53:13,680
Speaker 1: but being alive is the longest thing in any any individual,

870
00:53:13,920 --> 00:53:17,960
Speaker 1: any creature. Being alive is the longest thing you'll ever do.

871
00:53:18,560 --> 00:53:20,879
Speaker 1: It's gonna be longer than any job. It's gonna whether

872
00:53:20,920 --> 00:53:23,840
Speaker 1: you're alive, no, I'll be I'll be dead longer than

873
00:53:23,880 --> 00:53:29,760
Speaker 1: I was alive. Right, but that's relative to other people

874
00:53:29,800 --> 00:53:34,560
Speaker 1: knowing about your existence, right, right, right, So your body

875
00:53:34,960 --> 00:53:38,640
Speaker 1: is only alive for as long as it's alive. You

876
00:53:38,680 --> 00:53:41,440
Speaker 1: see what I'm saying. You got what you've got. So

877
00:53:41,560 --> 00:53:43,399
Speaker 1: if you're a long if you're alive for a day,

878
00:53:43,480 --> 00:53:46,040
Speaker 1: or if you're a life for a hundred years, that

879
00:53:46,239 --> 00:53:49,640
Speaker 1: is how long your life is. Yeah, stop bitching about

880
00:53:49,640 --> 00:53:53,239
Speaker 1: your life. Fruit flies, You got what you got. You're

881
00:53:53,239 --> 00:53:55,960
Speaker 1: gonna die when you die. And get out of my kitchen.

882
00:53:56,120 --> 00:54:02,640
Speaker 1: Okay chen, Yeah one, but I bought one, Banannah. Get

883
00:54:02,680 --> 00:54:06,719
Speaker 1: off from my fucking apples. Get off my fruit, you assholes.

884
00:54:06,760 --> 00:54:09,040
Speaker 1: How did you even get in here? I wash this fruit,

885
00:54:09,120 --> 00:54:12,960
Speaker 1: you bad you pineapple out for like twenty seconds. It's

886
00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:16,520
Speaker 1: got seventeen fruit flies. It's so rude. You got to

887
00:54:16,520 --> 00:54:18,400
Speaker 1: put don't try to put in the bacons on the thing.

888
00:54:18,520 --> 00:54:22,560
Speaker 1: Listen by the pineapple chunks. Now, I don't even don't

889
00:54:22,640 --> 00:54:25,200
Speaker 1: let that life. Don't let that life, because the thing is,

890
00:54:25,200 --> 00:54:27,720
Speaker 1: you gotta put the tahine and the lime juice on it. Anyway,

891
00:54:28,960 --> 00:54:30,759
Speaker 1: now you look different than me. What do you mean

892
00:54:30,800 --> 00:54:33,920
Speaker 1: You've lifted your can California currently you can buy it

893
00:54:33,960 --> 00:54:36,959
Speaker 1: from the store like that. Now for me, I like it.

894
00:54:37,200 --> 00:54:45,000
Speaker 1: Give me plain old missionary pineapple. I like it. I

895
00:54:45,120 --> 00:54:47,200
Speaker 1: like to lay on my pineapple and look at dead

896
00:54:47,239 --> 00:54:52,680
Speaker 1: in the eye the way God intended, honestly, honestly listened.

897
00:54:52,760 --> 00:54:55,000
Speaker 1: I would have thought, I honestly, when I imagine you're

898
00:54:55,040 --> 00:54:56,960
Speaker 1: laying with this pineapple, I thought it was on top

899
00:54:57,000 --> 00:55:00,320
Speaker 1: of you. No, Sometimes I like to let the apple

900
00:55:00,360 --> 00:55:03,000
Speaker 1: sit on my face, just to switch it up. I

901
00:55:03,120 --> 00:55:07,560
Speaker 1: do the work for pine apple. Okay, okay, I hear that.

902
00:55:07,680 --> 00:55:10,240
Speaker 1: I hear that. Like I said, I'm bid for a tangent.

903
00:55:10,640 --> 00:55:15,200
Speaker 1: We've got very superstitious. So what else did the spirituality say? Yeah,

904
00:55:15,880 --> 00:55:19,279
Speaker 1: this went crazy, We're helping. I will say that the

905
00:55:19,640 --> 00:55:22,760
Speaker 1: last piece of information I'll give you before we shut

906
00:55:22,760 --> 00:55:26,279
Speaker 1: this thing down. There were a number of other signs

907
00:55:26,360 --> 00:55:29,680
Speaker 1: that someone is thinking slash talking about you that came up.

908
00:55:30,239 --> 00:55:36,080
Speaker 1: Examples including hiccups apparently are a sign mid meal discomfort,

909
00:55:36,480 --> 00:55:41,600
Speaker 1: unexpected emotions, eye twitching, and my personal favorite, hearing your

910
00:55:41,719 --> 00:55:46,719
Speaker 1: name feels like the most obvious, but they were like, yeah,

911
00:55:46,760 --> 00:55:49,279
Speaker 1: if you hear your name, somebody probably talking about I

912
00:55:49,360 --> 00:55:51,799
Speaker 1: do think it's interesting that we've created a way that

913
00:55:51,840 --> 00:55:55,000
Speaker 1: we've made sure that even a little thing can give

914
00:55:55,080 --> 00:55:58,719
Speaker 1: us like an interconnectivity to another person who's not there dead.

915
00:55:58,920 --> 00:56:01,080
Speaker 1: I think that's what's more about that anything. I think

916
00:56:01,120 --> 00:56:04,880
Speaker 1: that's like what also, fuck hiccups, kind of truly fuck ups.

917
00:56:04,920 --> 00:56:07,560
Speaker 1: I'm I'm I don't I don't even want to say

918
00:56:07,560 --> 00:56:10,359
Speaker 1: it out loud. I'm on a streak. What what you mean.

919
00:56:11,640 --> 00:56:15,800
Speaker 1: I haven't had a probably over a year. God damn im.

920
00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:17,640
Speaker 1: I'm whispering it because I don't want to suck it

921
00:56:17,719 --> 00:56:19,719
Speaker 1: up my home. I needn't tell me the best way

922
00:56:19,760 --> 00:56:20,960
Speaker 1: to get rid of them. You get so you need

923
00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:24,480
Speaker 1: another person to do this, but you have somebody like

924
00:56:24,600 --> 00:56:26,799
Speaker 1: put their hands over your ears because you know your ear, nose,

925
00:56:26,800 --> 00:56:32,560
Speaker 1: and throat are all connected, right, highlight your boy. So

926
00:56:33,040 --> 00:56:36,399
Speaker 1: look at boy having insurance and so but the real

927
00:56:36,440 --> 00:56:38,480
Speaker 1: anti doctors of the niggas that don't take insurance. Where

928
00:56:38,480 --> 00:56:39,560
Speaker 1: you got to come to the door and need we

929
00:56:39,600 --> 00:56:43,719
Speaker 1: know where's that? That's real, dude. So you've ever been

930
00:56:43,760 --> 00:56:45,840
Speaker 1: sent over to one of those celebrity e NT doctors

931
00:56:45,840 --> 00:56:47,399
Speaker 1: where they don't take insurance or you don't know where

932
00:56:47,400 --> 00:56:50,680
Speaker 1: their office is at. No. No, oh yeah, y'all don't. Okay,

933
00:56:50,800 --> 00:56:54,759
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Ye see, we have the same insurance. We

934
00:56:55,400 --> 00:56:57,800
Speaker 1: all have to we all have the same insure, but

935
00:56:58,200 --> 00:57:02,279
Speaker 1: they don't take insurance. Period. I didn't even him. And

936
00:57:02,320 --> 00:57:03,960
Speaker 1: then you go to your insurance company and be like,

937
00:57:04,040 --> 00:57:05,800
Speaker 1: can I have some of my money back? No, I

938
00:57:05,840 --> 00:57:08,200
Speaker 1: don't do that. I didn't even know. I go to

939
00:57:08,239 --> 00:57:13,080
Speaker 1: where my insurance suggested I go. And that's why my

940
00:57:13,120 --> 00:57:16,200
Speaker 1: body only works kind of. Yeah, this dude's like the

941
00:57:16,240 --> 00:57:18,919
Speaker 1: guy it was referral only, like I had to get

942
00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:21,760
Speaker 1: a referral from I think it was from Trevor from

943
00:57:21,840 --> 00:57:24,959
Speaker 1: Roy for me to even get this motherfucker's like because

944
00:57:24,960 --> 00:57:26,920
Speaker 1: the lady was like hello, like one of the doctor's

945
00:57:26,920 --> 00:57:29,680
Speaker 1: offers answered the phone. Hello, No, that's usually so sweet.

946
00:57:31,880 --> 00:57:33,800
Speaker 1: And I was like and I was like this is

947
00:57:33,880 --> 00:57:36,080
Speaker 1: doctor and she was like yes, And I was like okay,

948
00:57:36,160 --> 00:57:37,680
Speaker 1: I'm like who are you referred by? And then I

949
00:57:37,680 --> 00:57:39,480
Speaker 1: told her. She's like okay, you can make an appointment,

950
00:57:39,560 --> 00:57:43,640
Speaker 1: but like she was like, bitch, I don't know again anyway,

951
00:57:43,960 --> 00:57:50,120
Speaker 1: put the hands where Oh he had plaques from a racket.

952
00:57:50,120 --> 00:57:52,480
Speaker 1: He had plaques and ship from like he had a

953
00:57:52,520 --> 00:57:54,520
Speaker 1: huge thing from Rick Cares, like five feet wide with

954
00:57:54,640 --> 00:57:58,200
Speaker 1: all her albums in it. But yeah, he had a

955
00:57:58,200 --> 00:58:00,600
Speaker 1: thing from Michael Bolton on the other way. So he

956
00:58:00,680 --> 00:58:04,800
Speaker 1: worked on Mariah Carry's throat and then she was like, here, Doc,

957
00:58:04,880 --> 00:58:07,880
Speaker 1: have my platinum plaques. You can hang them in your office.

958
00:58:08,080 --> 00:58:10,120
Speaker 1: She had them because like it was like because Michael

959
00:58:10,120 --> 00:58:12,320
Speaker 1: Bolton had the biggest one, and it's like somebody walked

960
00:58:12,320 --> 00:58:14,680
Speaker 1: in and was like, huh, let me add six inches

961
00:58:14,720 --> 00:58:17,840
Speaker 1: on each side because Mariah Carries right behind and it

962
00:58:17,920 --> 00:58:19,680
Speaker 1: was like, you know, a little bit bigger. But it

963
00:58:19,720 --> 00:58:21,680
Speaker 1: was like, you know, her albums and stuff laid out,

964
00:58:21,920 --> 00:58:24,720
Speaker 1: Michael Bolton's his albums laid out. There was like um

965
00:58:24,760 --> 00:58:27,320
Speaker 1: autographs from people. He was at the Grammy's rip Rihanna

966
00:58:27,480 --> 00:58:29,480
Speaker 1: making sure that she was straight. Isn't he plays? So

967
00:58:29,480 --> 00:58:34,360
Speaker 1: he says, no, that is crazy. No, it's it is

968
00:58:34,400 --> 00:58:36,920
Speaker 1: wall to wall people like thank you, thank you, thank you.

969
00:58:37,120 --> 00:58:39,720
Speaker 1: He's got signed albums covers and shit, thank you, thank you,

970
00:58:39,760 --> 00:58:42,240
Speaker 1: thank you. This man's held job anyway, So the hiccups

971
00:58:42,400 --> 00:58:45,480
Speaker 1: so you put the hands over their ears, right, and

972
00:58:45,520 --> 00:58:47,600
Speaker 1: then you have somebody else do it. They put their

973
00:58:47,600 --> 00:58:50,440
Speaker 1: hands like almost creating like a suction. Maybe so, but

974
00:58:50,600 --> 00:58:52,920
Speaker 1: you can't hear nothing. And then you drink water for

975
00:58:52,960 --> 00:58:57,400
Speaker 1: thirty seconds. Whoa, so the hands so someone else's hands

976
00:58:57,400 --> 00:58:59,520
Speaker 1: is over your ears. It's hard, like just pressing down.

977
00:58:59,720 --> 00:59:01,680
Speaker 1: So so it just like creates a suction. And then

978
00:59:01,680 --> 00:59:05,400
Speaker 1: you drink water for thirty seconds. That feels like that

979
00:59:05,440 --> 00:59:08,760
Speaker 1: feels like that could go wrong somehow, like you do

980
00:59:08,840 --> 00:59:11,600
Speaker 1: that at school and somebody ends up dead. You know

981
00:59:11,600 --> 00:59:15,640
Speaker 1: what I mean? Yeah, no, I don't know all of

982
00:59:15,680 --> 00:59:20,440
Speaker 1: it's connected. I don't like it. You can't breathe for

983
00:59:20,520 --> 00:59:22,720
Speaker 1: your ears, don't. I don't like it, y'all. I think

984
00:59:23,800 --> 00:59:26,360
Speaker 1: it's the same concept of your sharks, sharks. It's a

985
00:59:26,400 --> 00:59:30,560
Speaker 1: note for me, sharks. It's like, you know, like when

986
00:59:30,560 --> 00:59:32,080
Speaker 1: you want your ears to pop on a plane, you

987
00:59:32,080 --> 00:59:38,320
Speaker 1: have to like swallow or chew gum. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

988
00:59:38,360 --> 00:59:40,919
Speaker 1: I got you. Makes sense, So listen. I just hope

989
00:59:40,920 --> 00:59:45,600
Speaker 1: I helped. I think I think you did phenomenal work today.

990
00:59:45,640 --> 00:59:50,080
Speaker 1: I think yeah, I think thanks, friends, Could you tell

991
00:59:50,120 --> 00:59:51,960
Speaker 1: the people at home where they can find you and

992
00:59:52,040 --> 00:59:54,200
Speaker 1: what cool shit you have going on. You can find

993
00:59:54,200 --> 00:59:58,040
Speaker 1: me on al Gore's Internet at dulsay sloan dot com.

994
00:59:58,560 --> 01:00:02,320
Speaker 1: Also on all the socials. I just got TikTok Oh

995
01:00:02,800 --> 01:00:07,360
Speaker 1: what a place to be. TikTok is wild. Oh you learned,

996
01:00:07,880 --> 01:00:11,800
Speaker 1: I've learned so much. Also, I'm on Samoan TikTok man,

997
01:00:11,880 --> 01:00:16,200
Speaker 1: I gotta get a flight. Damn nigga's bad anyway, Okay,

998
01:00:16,240 --> 01:00:22,040
Speaker 1: that's a whole that's a whole other episodek on the

999
01:00:22,080 --> 01:00:24,960
Speaker 1: tiktoks um. But yeah, I'm on the TikTok on Instagram.

1000
01:00:24,960 --> 01:00:27,560
Speaker 1: I got show us coming up, so please keep an

1001
01:00:27,600 --> 01:00:29,200
Speaker 1: eye out for that and me and late Flair. We

1002
01:00:29,240 --> 01:00:31,720
Speaker 1: have a lip gloss line coming out called Giggle Bloss.

1003
01:00:31,720 --> 01:00:35,320
Speaker 1: So keeping out fair please may or may not be. Man,

1004
01:00:36,120 --> 01:00:40,240
Speaker 1: it's for everybody, Bory, if you want that makes me

1005
01:00:40,280 --> 01:00:42,640
Speaker 1: feel like it's nine. What you mean? I made a

1006
01:00:42,720 --> 01:00:45,320
Speaker 1: straight up lip class. But if you you're gonna have

1007
01:00:45,440 --> 01:00:48,640
Speaker 1: me out here looking a little too juicy, but you

1008
01:00:48,680 --> 01:00:52,360
Speaker 1: already out here being juicy, Bory, live your best life.

1009
01:00:52,560 --> 01:00:55,280
Speaker 1: I'm flat. I'm a flat bomb man. Everybody knows that.

1010
01:00:55,480 --> 01:00:59,360
Speaker 1: You know what, Bory, We will figure it out. We

1011
01:00:59,400 --> 01:01:00,920
Speaker 1: will figure it out. We'll get you a bomb if

1012
01:01:00,920 --> 01:01:03,040
Speaker 1: you need a bomb. I just want to chapstick the

1013
01:01:03,080 --> 01:01:06,000
Speaker 1: taste could well, I don't know no about no chapstick

1014
01:01:06,600 --> 01:01:08,800
Speaker 1: like you know what I'm saying. I just want because

1015
01:01:08,840 --> 01:01:13,360
Speaker 1: my lips get listen. Listen well before your lips get gorgeous.

1016
01:01:13,400 --> 01:01:16,120
Speaker 1: Could you tell the people where they can find you?

1017
01:01:15,800 --> 01:01:18,680
Speaker 1: Sit you have going on? Find me on Instagram and

1018
01:01:18,760 --> 01:01:21,320
Speaker 1: cool Guy Jokes eighty seven. All my dates and stuff

1019
01:01:21,360 --> 01:01:23,800
Speaker 1: will be up there. They're ever changing, but I appreciate

1020
01:01:23,800 --> 01:01:27,280
Speaker 1: you very much. Hell yeah, and as always, you can

1021
01:01:27,320 --> 01:01:29,560
Speaker 1: find me at Langston Kermit on all platforms, and I

1022
01:01:29,600 --> 01:01:32,400
Speaker 1: do have some dates coming up. April fifteenth, I'll be

1023
01:01:32,440 --> 01:01:35,800
Speaker 1: in uh in San Diego at mic Drop, and then

1024
01:01:36,200 --> 01:01:39,120
Speaker 1: April twenty eighth and twenty ninth, I'll be in Bloomington,

1025
01:01:39,240 --> 01:01:42,240
Speaker 1: Indiana at the Comedy Attic. Y'all should come out. It'll

1026
01:01:42,240 --> 01:01:45,160
Speaker 1: be fun shit And as always, you can spend send

1027
01:01:45,240 --> 01:01:49,280
Speaker 1: us your conspiracy theories, your your thoughts. You can tell

1028
01:01:49,360 --> 01:01:52,960
Speaker 1: us what flavor of lip gloss Boris should should purchase

1029
01:01:53,320 --> 01:01:55,360
Speaker 1: from Giggle Gloss and you can send all that to

1030
01:01:55,400 --> 01:01:57,560
Speaker 1: my Mama pod at gmail dot com. We would love

1031
01:01:57,600 --> 01:02:00,680
Speaker 1: to hear from you. That's it my bit. Look if

1032
01:02:00,720 --> 01:02:03,760
Speaker 1: you hate cops just because of the cops, the next

1033
01:02:03,800 --> 01:02:11,520
Speaker 1: time you get in trouble call a crackhead because bandies,

1034
01:02:12,720 --> 01:02:17,880
Speaker 1: my crop chips in your panties. O Koala bears are racist,

1035
01:02:20,480 --> 01:02:27,000
Speaker 1: the host, the players, morney versions inventing turney stuff. I

1036
01:02:27,240 --> 01:02:27,960
Speaker 1: can't tell me