WEBVTT - Deon Taylor Interview and Best of Interviews ( Jemelle and Cari Interview ) 0:00:01.360 --> 0:00:06.480 The morning. I'm talking right, and you're about to experience 0:00:06.519 --> 0:00:11.280 a morning showing like any old club. What you guys 0:00:11.360 --> 0:00:13.600 are doing right now, it's the humb culture Bankfist Club 0:00:13.800 --> 0:00:17.080 is my morning fit. I need it and I love it. 0:00:17.200 --> 0:00:20.319 Something you like, you're really not popping until you do 0:00:20.360 --> 0:00:23.560 the Baktist Club and waiting come to y'all show man. 0:00:23.640 --> 0:00:25.480 I know you gotta be a big time celebrity be 0:00:25.560 --> 0:00:26.640 up in here. You gotta be you gotta be a 0:00:26.640 --> 0:00:30.319 big time djy Atli and Charlotta magine the guy the 0:00:30.360 --> 0:00:37.559 Breakfast Club bitching. I'm telling, I'm telling what you're doing 0:00:38.600 --> 0:00:40.360 of yo. If this is your time to get it 0:00:40.400 --> 0:00:43.479 off your chest, whether you're mad or blessed. Eight hundred 0:00:43.520 --> 0:00:45.320 five eight five one oh five one, we want to 0:00:45.320 --> 0:00:49.839 hear from you on the breakfast Club. Hello, this this 0:00:50.080 --> 0:00:53.800 is Janelle. A Janelle, get it off your chest. I 0:00:53.880 --> 0:00:55.680 just want to have a clue brom dropped for me 0:00:55.800 --> 0:01:00.680 on my birthday, Saturday Day, Happy Bathday. What are you 0:01:00.720 --> 0:01:06.960 doing this year? Um? Damn the house? Just as I 0:01:07.080 --> 0:01:09.080 just like to see what creative things people are doing 0:01:09.120 --> 0:01:11.080 for their birthday during this time because my birthday is 0:01:11.120 --> 0:01:13.319 coming up too and I don't think I'll be doing 0:01:13.400 --> 0:01:16.000 much either. We were going to go to Sloppy Chops 0:01:16.000 --> 0:01:20.679 me in my hood. I love Slappy Sloppy Chops. They opened, 0:01:22.200 --> 0:01:24.400 We're going to take out. They're only doing takeout. They're 0:01:24.440 --> 0:01:29.679 only doing takeout on takeout. Yes, Sloppy Chops is a 0:01:29.680 --> 0:01:32.759 restaurant in Detroit. What up? Though. They serve the most 0:01:32.800 --> 0:01:36.640 amazing seafood and steaks and food. I went there like 0:01:36.640 --> 0:01:39.160 a week ago, two weeks ago. Yeah. Yeah, B and 0:01:39.200 --> 0:01:43.000 TSA just did a giveaway with them yesterday for our families. Uh, 0:01:43.120 --> 0:01:45.400 and they just gave away free food all day. There's 0:01:45.400 --> 0:01:46.880 a bunch of brothers that own that they own a 0:01:46.880 --> 0:01:50.880 couple of another one called Slappy Crabs, I believe, Yeah, 0:01:51.000 --> 0:01:54.360 downtown Detroit. I love brother is doing their things man. 0:01:54.800 --> 0:01:58.200 Yeah yeah, So clap it up for j now, slap 0:01:58.240 --> 0:02:01.880 it up for Happy bad Day, Happy birthday. And I'm 0:02:01.880 --> 0:02:04.000 proud of you guys for the interview. I'm proud of 0:02:04.000 --> 0:02:06.960 you guys for everything you guys are doing. Congratulate letions. 0:02:07.160 --> 0:02:10.720 So God bless you guys, God bless the world. Left 0:02:10.760 --> 0:02:17.120 heel together, and let's get this coronavirus under control. Beautiful sagittarius. 0:02:17.200 --> 0:02:20.280 My wife is a sagittarius. Hello, who's this? Hey? This 0:02:20.480 --> 0:02:22.720 King Jim and I? Man, how y'all doing? What's up? Brother? 0:02:22.720 --> 0:02:25.960 Get off your chest? All right? So? Um last night right, 0:02:26.480 --> 0:02:29.040 I was performing oral sex with my girl and all 0:02:29.040 --> 0:02:31.919 that right, and he's about to combat and she farts 0:02:31.960 --> 0:02:35.200 in my face. Man means she was doing it. That 0:02:35.240 --> 0:02:36.960 means she was doing it real good. I means you 0:02:37.000 --> 0:02:40.079 got pinks? Yeah, you know what. I I ain't got 0:02:40.080 --> 0:02:42.239 pink cocks, but real quick, Hey, Charlotte, Man, give you 0:02:42.240 --> 0:02:44.520 me a huge favorite. Man, I will not fart on you. 0:02:46.480 --> 0:02:50.400 Don't you dare ask me too? No? I was wondering 0:02:50.520 --> 0:02:52.160 if you can send me your fuck or something man 0:02:52.160 --> 0:02:54.680 and have Barack Obama signing for me, that would be great. 0:02:54.880 --> 0:02:57.120 What I don't have it? I only have one copy 0:02:57.120 --> 0:03:01.000 of a promised lan Oh I only had one. Only 0:03:01.160 --> 0:03:03.320 he only sent us three copies, he said one feature 0:03:03.320 --> 0:03:05.400 of us I don't and I'm actually sending mine to 0:03:05.440 --> 0:03:08.640 my mom to be honest with. Somebody stole mine in 0:03:08.639 --> 0:03:10.200 the in the mail, so I had to go buy 0:03:10.240 --> 0:03:13.320 another one. Oh man, I was really hoping on that 0:03:13.360 --> 0:03:18.120 one though. If I had it with yourrs I got 0:03:18.240 --> 0:03:20.200 a copy of I got a copy of Doctor Read 0:03:20.200 --> 0:03:22.600 a Walker's Book up here. Oh yeah, hey, I'll take 0:03:22.639 --> 0:03:25.000 that and for me, and I'll send you a copy 0:03:25.000 --> 0:03:26.840 of mine. And it's not like I sold one point 0:03:26.880 --> 0:03:30.520 seven in the first week like Barrock did. I'm doing 0:03:31.240 --> 0:03:33.480 well in the book world though. Yeah, yeah, I know. 0:03:33.600 --> 0:03:35.480 I actually listen to your books. I an't reading me 0:03:35.560 --> 0:03:39.760 yet though, But you know, I'm gonna get your put 0:03:39.800 --> 0:03:41.480 you on hold, and they're gonna get your address. We're 0:03:41.480 --> 0:03:43.960 gonna mail it out to your brother. Hold on, stinky, Hello, 0:03:44.000 --> 0:03:48.360 who's this morning? Good morning? Get it off your chest? 0:03:48.920 --> 0:03:52.240 All right? So shlo may d morning to you, the 0:03:52.400 --> 0:03:57.160 morning to you, I D go morning. So yesterday my 0:03:57.240 --> 0:04:01.119 husband was he went up for parole. Okay, um, he's 0:04:01.120 --> 0:04:04.080 been locked up for like nineteen years. I actually wrote 0:04:04.080 --> 0:04:07.600 a letter to President Obama a few years ago to 0:04:07.680 --> 0:04:10.040 see if he could maybe be parted. So a long 0:04:10.080 --> 0:04:13.440 story short, my husband goes up for parole. They give 0:04:13.520 --> 0:04:17.920 him ten more years. Crazy why, I don't know. I 0:04:17.960 --> 0:04:21.720 don't know. I didn't ask why. I didn't care. I said, 0:04:21.760 --> 0:04:23.840 what's up? You know what I'm saying, like you come 0:04:23.960 --> 0:04:25.880 home or not? He liked not again, he send years 0:04:25.880 --> 0:04:29.560 and I'm like, oh, boys, shoot my friends, they're crazy. Hen' 0:04:30.200 --> 0:04:33.279 yet out here don't take care of kids ten years period. 0:04:33.880 --> 0:04:36.200 So he already did nineteen and they gave him another 0:04:36.320 --> 0:04:38.279 ten and didn't tell him why they gave him another ten. 0:04:38.680 --> 0:04:41.600 He said they told him his case plan was messed up, 0:04:41.960 --> 0:04:44.360 something dealing with the case sandactors. And I'm like, this 0:04:44.400 --> 0:04:47.800 is ridiculous because he committed a crime. But he said 0:04:47.839 --> 0:04:50.480 he stayed his time, and he kind of holdall. You're like, 0:04:50.520 --> 0:04:52.679 I'm struggling to take care of my nine kids, saying 0:04:52.680 --> 0:04:56.520 my husband in prison. It's crazy. Something had to happen here. 0:04:56.600 --> 0:04:58.640 Something he must have did something in prison for him 0:04:58.640 --> 0:05:01.040 to give him another ten years. You know what, Traveler 0:05:01.080 --> 0:05:03.400 Mary like, honestly, I don't know. I wasn't able to 0:05:03.400 --> 0:05:06.160 watch his hearing. Normally they can let you watch it 0:05:06.240 --> 0:05:08.880 life stream. I wasn't able to. It wasn't aired. So 0:05:09.000 --> 0:05:10.880 I'm like, that was God, you know what I'm saying, 0:05:10.960 --> 0:05:13.039 said telling me to let me fall back and go 0:05:13.080 --> 0:05:14.960 ahead and let me handle this. I don't know what 0:05:15.080 --> 0:05:17.880 happened in that hearing. I couldn't tell you. I don't know, 0:05:18.240 --> 0:05:20.280 but I had to get off my chest. I mean, Christ, 0:05:20.279 --> 0:05:24.400 it's just today, and it's like this is real, it's real, 0:05:26.040 --> 0:05:30.000 and I wish I could tell you something to help you, 0:05:30.080 --> 0:05:32.080 but I don't even know what to say to you 0:05:32.120 --> 0:05:34.280 at the time like this, To be honest, I know, 0:05:34.640 --> 0:05:36.880 and it's okay, Like no one has anything to say. 0:05:36.880 --> 0:05:39.200 It's all good. My kids keep giving me encouraging words. 0:05:39.480 --> 0:05:41.320 You know. I'm trying to be thrown. I'm up early. 0:05:41.320 --> 0:05:43.280 I couldn't even sleep last man, I'm up early, Like 0:05:43.279 --> 0:05:45.000 what am I about to do with my life? Ten 0:05:45.040 --> 0:05:47.280 more years of being dedicated to a man in prison? 0:05:47.320 --> 0:05:49.160 I love him with death, that's like, I love him 0:05:49.160 --> 0:05:52.480 with all my heart. But yeah, you can't do you 0:05:52.480 --> 0:05:54.640 can you can't. You can't. You can't do his bid? 0:05:54.680 --> 0:05:57.960 Would him? You know? And you know supporting him is 0:05:58.000 --> 0:06:00.839 one thing, but you can't put your life on whole. Damn. 0:06:00.839 --> 0:06:02.760 I'm cool A lot of half secs you I'm telling 0:06:02.880 --> 0:06:05.080 forty five. I don't had enough sexts to last me 0:06:05.160 --> 0:06:06.560 the rest of my life. I'm cool. I'm away from 0:06:06.600 --> 0:06:08.160 my man to come home, so I just think it's 0:06:08.200 --> 0:06:14.120 crazy crazy. We're praying for you, absolutely, Mama, lord a mercy. 0:06:14.160 --> 0:06:15.800 I wish I could do something else, but I don't 0:06:15.800 --> 0:06:17.440 know what else to do. Thank you for calling. Good 0:06:17.520 --> 0:06:19.800 luck and try to join the outdays. Mamma, get it 0:06:19.839 --> 0:06:22.280 off your chest eight undred five eight five one oh 0:06:22.360 --> 0:06:24.159 five one. If you need to vent, hit this up now. 0:06:24.240 --> 0:06:28.039 It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning. This is your time 0:06:28.080 --> 0:06:30.159 to get it off your chest. Whether you're man flash, 0:06:31.720 --> 0:06:33.839 Thank you from you on the Breakfast Club. You got 0:06:33.880 --> 0:06:38.400 something on your mind? Hello? Who's this was Anthony? Good morning, 0:06:38.560 --> 0:06:41.920 du m V, charlomagnan God and Chili Ki, Good morning King. 0:06:42.000 --> 0:06:44.040 I want to good morning, good morning. I want to 0:06:44.040 --> 0:06:47.160 start by saying congratulations on you guys. Just radio Hall 0:06:47.160 --> 0:06:52.320 of Fame induction and uh yeah, no problem. Um and 0:06:53.120 --> 0:06:56.200 um you invited Charlomagne on the fike ride and I've 0:06:56.240 --> 0:06:59.240 heard him. Let you know that I'm saying that MV 0:06:59.320 --> 0:07:03.839 invited join CHARLOTMGNE on the bike ride. And apparently bipe 0:07:03.920 --> 0:07:06.599 riding can lower men's test talks around It calls your 0:07:06.640 --> 0:07:10.480 rectalk function because of the pressure that um it causes 0:07:10.520 --> 0:07:13.360 when you sit on the bike seat. It puts pressure 0:07:13.400 --> 0:07:16.880 on the on that space that's called the perennium, and 0:07:17.280 --> 0:07:19.920 it can stroll the blood flow. So I'm not trying 0:07:19.920 --> 0:07:23.160 to creditor. I'm not trying to stop this from Martain Bikes. 0:07:23.200 --> 0:07:25.320 But yeah, I got jail for him though, Brother, I 0:07:25.400 --> 0:07:27.160 got some jail for him, so he'd bet I got 0:07:27.200 --> 0:07:29.960 some nice child for him to make sure. I see 0:07:29.960 --> 0:07:32.720 he's at think you're trying to sabotage. Do you think 0:07:32.760 --> 0:07:36.360 you're trying to sabotage? Charlotmagne. I can't call the one 0:07:36.400 --> 0:07:39.200 way or a nothing. You know, definitely sounds like some 0:07:39.320 --> 0:07:42.280 sort of infiltration penetration, something he wants to do to 0:07:42.360 --> 0:07:46.560 my peranium. That'd be a dope Bobby Brown remake. It's 0:07:46.640 --> 0:07:49.800 my operanium. Where's the perrainium? It's like in between your 0:07:50.080 --> 0:07:52.800 and your monkey good. That's the medical term for It's 0:07:52.840 --> 0:07:57.200 called the perennium. I just found that out myself. Thank you. 0:07:57.320 --> 0:07:59.600 Though you learn something new every day here on the 0:07:59.640 --> 0:08:02.160 Breakfast Club. You gonna protect our hard of favors, you know, 0:08:02.240 --> 0:08:05.040 you can let the Hall of Famers go out, that's right. 0:08:05.600 --> 0:08:07.200 But I got I got some gel pans for you, 0:08:07.240 --> 0:08:10.080 Sholo man. You be good man, Joel Pans, take care 0:08:10.120 --> 0:08:12.560 of everything between your ass and your penis. Bro, You're 0:08:12.600 --> 0:08:20.720 not getting my peranium King for Radiom. Hello, who's this? Hello? Hello, 0:08:21.320 --> 0:08:27.920 this morotoo Responsible. That's a very original name. I've never 0:08:28.000 --> 0:08:31.120 heard that before. What are you calling from? I'm going 0:08:31.280 --> 0:08:35.360 from Angola, Africa? Africa? All right, Africa? Wow, all right, 0:08:35.800 --> 0:08:39.520 the motherland? What's happening? Get it off your chest? Good, 0:08:41.240 --> 0:08:44.760 good morning, get the angry? Good morning? What's up? King? 0:08:46.240 --> 0:08:51.000 Good morning? Very long defense called. I might spend it here. 0:08:51.200 --> 0:08:53.839 Hunt the dollars that cement this call. I just want 0:08:53.880 --> 0:08:57.440 to I just want to say that this show is amazing. Um, 0:08:57.520 --> 0:08:59.839 you guys are doing a pretty job. And I left 0:08:59.880 --> 0:09:02.800 it every day in my Apple podcast and I don't 0:09:02.800 --> 0:09:05.959 even know if program was life. I just called okay, 0:09:07.280 --> 0:09:12.080 yeah and keeping sprall. What time is it in Africa 0:09:12.200 --> 0:09:17.200 right now? It ain't goal? What time is it? Eleven sixteen? 0:09:17.800 --> 0:09:21.679 Okay pm, am am, okay, all right, I'm good to 0:09:21.840 --> 0:09:24.960 talk to you. Brother. Hello, who's this? We comedian sana 0:09:25.280 --> 0:09:27.199 Hey shan to get you off your chess. I just 0:09:27.320 --> 0:09:30.040 want to thank God for this day. That's right, you know, 0:09:30.640 --> 0:09:34.040 I know, look, I thank God for this day, for 0:09:34.160 --> 0:09:36.720 this job. I'm so blessed on Holly Favored. I got 0:09:36.760 --> 0:09:39.079 my own business not just fun to Thank God. That's 0:09:39.120 --> 0:09:42.720 a share. You're not just blessed Holly Favorite, You're blessed 0:09:42.840 --> 0:09:46.360 black and Holly favorite. You you absolutely by. I ambles 0:09:46.559 --> 0:09:48.400 like a Holly Favorite, and I just want to thank 0:09:48.440 --> 0:09:52.240 God for it. Thank you. Hello. Who's this? Hey? Man? 0:09:52.280 --> 0:09:54.160 What's up? This is a reckless TV? How y'all doing? 0:09:54.280 --> 0:09:56.400 What's up? Reckless TV? Get you off your chess. I 0:09:56.520 --> 0:09:59.320 wanted to speak about college. I did a truly school, 0:09:59.520 --> 0:10:03.679 dude two years for a vac and electricity, and I 0:10:03.800 --> 0:10:06.600 can work anywhere in the United States. I'm twenty three 0:10:06.720 --> 0:10:09.960 years old, and nobody's doing trade no more. Everybody's trying 0:10:10.000 --> 0:10:12.800 to be doctors and lawyers. So right now, trade school 0:10:12.920 --> 0:10:16.000 is the best thing you can do. I agree. After 0:10:16.120 --> 0:10:19.559 I graduated, my uh my teacher came to me and 0:10:19.640 --> 0:10:21.720 said I should go for another four years and I'd 0:10:21.760 --> 0:10:23.880 be guaranteed to make six figures and I can go 0:10:24.000 --> 0:10:27.760 anywhere in the United States. So trade school is pop 0:10:28.000 --> 0:10:30.440 right now, because ain't nobody really doing it and everybody 0:10:30.559 --> 0:10:34.640 needs help with HVAC and acnders. Yeah, man, I met 0:10:34.720 --> 0:10:36.079 this guy the other day, I think when I was 0:10:36.120 --> 0:10:37.960 in DC. Man he ran upon me and He was like, man, 0:10:38.000 --> 0:10:40.319 thank you for always talking about trade school, because I 0:10:40.400 --> 0:10:43.400 went to trade school and I've been gamefully employed for 0:10:43.520 --> 0:10:47.280 forty plus year. I forgot what he said. He did, Alex, 0:10:47.760 --> 0:10:53.920 what's up? What's up? What's up? Yes? Up? What's up? Man? 0:10:53.960 --> 0:10:58.360 What's up? Don got that bread? Got that beauty? Huh Yeah? 0:10:58.440 --> 0:11:01.040 Jay Z got got a billy got it feeling? How 0:11:01.080 --> 0:11:04.360 do you get it? Do we learn from jay which one? 0:11:04.800 --> 0:11:07.400 He said? What we learn from this year? Or do 0:11:07.520 --> 0:11:09.520 we learn from jay Z? You learn from both of them. 0:11:09.559 --> 0:11:11.640 You have more than one teacher in school, didn't you. Yeah, 0:11:11.640 --> 0:11:13.560 hopefully you learn from a lot of people. Talking about 0:11:13.840 --> 0:11:16.680 why y'all say such stupid things seriously? Or why are 0:11:16.679 --> 0:11:18.439 you wake up in the morning to just to say 0:11:18.520 --> 0:11:21.000 things that you give no thoughts to? Whatsoever? Do you 0:11:21.080 --> 0:11:24.040 only learn from one person throughout your whole life, Charlotte, Man, 0:11:24.080 --> 0:11:25.800 we ain't got to do it like that, Charlotte. I'm 0:11:25.840 --> 0:11:28.120 just saying, you know. Niffy also learned from his old Jez. 0:11:28.160 --> 0:11:30.840 He learned from Elijah Mohammad message to the Black Man. Elia. 0:11:30.880 --> 0:11:33.440 Mohammad was always talking about doing for self and owning 0:11:33.480 --> 0:11:35.559 your own So what are we talking about here. We 0:11:35.679 --> 0:11:37.640 learn from a lot of different people in life. Don't 0:11:37.640 --> 0:11:39.680 we get that bad to get that mail? All right? Man, 0:11:39.720 --> 0:11:42.240 I have a blessed that peace. Bro. Yeah, y'all, y'all, 0:11:42.280 --> 0:11:46.000 y'all just fishing me, Y'all's man, they're getting it up there, 0:11:46.080 --> 0:11:47.839 chess shallow man. Let's just let them talk. They do 0:11:47.960 --> 0:11:51.600 so a little stupid this morning. Michael, Hey, how's it going, brother? 0:11:51.840 --> 0:11:57.480 Good morning? Everybody? Good man? Good boy? Dat chess man? Yep, 0:11:57.640 --> 0:11:59.559 I'm calling you from deal with Beach. But I love 0:11:59.640 --> 0:12:01.920 you guys. Is I always listening to the show. You 0:12:02.040 --> 0:12:04.760 guys are amazing. Thank you, sir. We appreciate you man. 0:12:05.080 --> 0:12:07.240 You're welcome. Shalom Mind the Guy. I love you, brother, 0:12:07.880 --> 0:12:11.320 I to work and everything. Man, We love you, bro. 0:12:11.559 --> 0:12:14.360 I love you too, my brother. Thank you. Appreciate you. King, 0:12:14.640 --> 0:12:16.760 all right, get it off your chest eight hundred five 0:12:16.840 --> 0:12:18.600 eight five one on five one. If you need to vent, 0:12:18.679 --> 0:12:20.480 hit us up right now. It's the Breakfast Club. Go on. 0:12:21.280 --> 0:12:24.280 What up? Y'all? Is dj MB Hey, I'm angela ybody. 0:12:24.360 --> 0:12:25.880 Name is Charlomagne the Guy, and we just want to 0:12:25.920 --> 0:12:29.080 say happy holidays from all three of us. All thrill, y'all, 0:12:29.160 --> 0:12:39.439 the Breakfast Club. It's topic time. The phone called eight 0:12:39.559 --> 0:12:41.360 hundred five eighty five one oh five. Want to join 0:12:41.440 --> 0:12:43.960 it to the discussion with the breakfast club. Talk about 0:12:43.960 --> 0:12:48.760 it morning. Everybody is DJ Envy, Angela Yee, Charlomagne the guy. 0:12:48.840 --> 0:12:51.440 We are the Breakfast Club. So we're asking eight hundred 0:12:51.520 --> 0:12:53.439 five eight five one on five one. Have you ever 0:12:53.520 --> 0:12:56.640 got caught watching porn? Now me, I haven't because I 0:12:56.720 --> 0:12:58.679 never watched pot I didn't have any older brothers, so 0:12:58.960 --> 0:13:03.719 I couldn't buy magazines. I didn't have any vhs. No, 0:13:04.440 --> 0:13:06.000 like my parents had the stats. We gotta remember my 0:13:06.040 --> 0:13:08.400 dad to retire cop. He's a retired cop, but he 0:13:08.440 --> 0:13:09.839 was a police officers today. Was like, you don't go 0:13:09.920 --> 0:13:11.280 in his room because you don't know what he has 0:13:11.320 --> 0:13:12.760 in there. Like I didn't want to go in there 0:13:12.800 --> 0:13:14.520 and bump into a gun or a bump into something, 0:13:14.559 --> 0:13:16.480 so I kind of stayed away from my dad's stuff. 0:13:16.800 --> 0:13:18.719 Or what I would do is kind of freaky things 0:13:18.760 --> 0:13:21.600 in it. They probably had that something, I'm sure, but um, 0:13:21.760 --> 0:13:23.720 what I would do is like let's say one fifty 0:13:23.720 --> 0:13:26.160 three was the point channel. So on your remote control, 0:13:26.200 --> 0:13:30.800 if you go one three one, it's super old school, 0:13:30.960 --> 0:13:32.679 but it would pop up and you could get to 0:13:32.720 --> 0:13:34.520 see a little bit of the poet. That's that's all I, 0:13:34.679 --> 0:13:36.600 you know, was able to do. So I never got caught, 0:13:36.640 --> 0:13:38.079 and I never caught my son. Like when I go 0:13:38.160 --> 0:13:39.679 with my son to room, now, I kind of make 0:13:39.679 --> 0:13:41.400 a little noise because I don't want to I don't 0:13:41.440 --> 0:13:43.319 want to walk, you know, And I'm like, yea, you know, 0:13:43.520 --> 0:13:47.199 but I'm sure Charlemagne got caught. I'm positive he got caught. Well, 0:13:47.200 --> 0:13:49.520 I haven't got caught watching porn, but I got caught 0:13:49.640 --> 0:13:51.880 with porn. Now, I keep in mind, I'm forty two 0:13:51.960 --> 0:13:54.040 years old. So I grew up in this era where 0:13:54.080 --> 0:13:56.880 we had this thing called traffer keepers. Okay, and I 0:13:57.000 --> 0:13:58.959 know you kids don't know what the traffic keeper is, 0:13:59.040 --> 0:14:00.800 but just know it was more in the school supply. 0:14:01.000 --> 0:14:03.200 It was a status symbol. Okay. And I know traffic 0:14:03.280 --> 0:14:05.320 keepers sounds like your drug dealing boyfriend who your mama 0:14:05.360 --> 0:14:07.040 said is a good man. But no, it was a 0:14:07.120 --> 0:14:10.160 folder and traffic keepers were so big and bulky. I 0:14:10.240 --> 0:14:13.320 could put pages out of point all magazines in these folders, 0:14:13.440 --> 0:14:16.240 and I absolutely did that. And I'll never forget I 0:14:16.360 --> 0:14:18.480 was in this single wide trailer I grew up in 0:14:18.520 --> 0:14:20.880 in Monst Corner, South Carolina, and I was on the 0:14:21.000 --> 0:14:25.080 top bunker and my Jehovah witnessed English teacher. Beautiful mom 0:14:25.200 --> 0:14:28.360 for some reason came in and opened that traffic keeper 0:14:28.480 --> 0:14:31.040 in the panic I felt in that moment. I can 0:14:31.200 --> 0:14:34.200 still feel right now. I can taste that trauma in 0:14:34.360 --> 0:14:36.880 my mouth. Okay. And my mom hit me with those 0:14:37.000 --> 0:14:40.400 dreaded words, wait until your dad gets home. And when 0:14:40.480 --> 0:14:42.760 my dad got home, I heard them in the kitchen 0:14:42.840 --> 0:14:45.120 discussing it, and my daddy said, so, you want me 0:14:45.160 --> 0:14:48.480 to punish my son because he looking at pawn. So 0:14:48.640 --> 0:14:50.520 he came in the room and had to act like 0:14:50.600 --> 0:14:53.080 he was disciplining me, but he just said, hey, man, 0:14:53.280 --> 0:14:55.120 I find a better place to hide that god damn 0:14:55.160 --> 0:14:58.400 pawn from your mama, okay. Which I never understand why 0:14:58.480 --> 0:15:01.080 your mom was mad at you for looking at point 0:15:01.440 --> 0:15:03.800 because she loves the grandkids, but mad at you for 0:15:03.880 --> 0:15:06.200 looking at poom poom. Back then, I didn't understand. All 0:15:06.200 --> 0:15:08.040 I would see was just it was a bush. I'm like, 0:15:08.120 --> 0:15:10.440 why why is that bush there? Is it the big bush? 0:15:11.080 --> 0:15:14.120 Nobody anymore? I never thought about that. I just thought 0:15:14.200 --> 0:15:16.600 that that was how poom pooms came. I thought the 0:15:16.680 --> 0:15:18.560 head was the poompom. I was like, oh, well, you 0:15:18.640 --> 0:15:21.920 know I have an older I have an older brother. 0:15:22.120 --> 0:15:24.760 So I remember we used to watch Purple Rain all 0:15:24.760 --> 0:15:26.880 the time and he would always pause it on the 0:15:26.920 --> 0:15:29.800 part where Apollonia coming out of the waters of Lake Minnetonka, 0:15:30.120 --> 0:15:33.560 and he would rewind it, and rewind it, and rewind it. 0:15:33.640 --> 0:15:35.600 And I could not watch that movie with him because 0:15:35.640 --> 0:15:37.600 I was like, dude, I want to watch the rest 0:15:37.640 --> 0:15:42.680 of the movie. All those eighty movies were soft poorn, 0:15:42.840 --> 0:15:45.280 like you know, if you could stay up late. HBO 0:15:45.400 --> 0:15:50.360 used to be playing OROE was guarantee it was a 0:15:50.440 --> 0:15:53.240 showtime after dark. One of them has some showtime after dark. 0:15:53.320 --> 0:15:56.000 But on HBO you was guaranteed. Max really had it 0:15:56.080 --> 0:16:02.560 smer definitely skinner. Max could this gracious Ariola on one 0:16:02.640 --> 0:16:05.400 of them. Absolutely. Now, our board off actually got caught 0:16:05.480 --> 0:16:09.320 by his mom and he was actually, you know, I guess, 0:16:09.320 --> 0:16:14.120 stroking the dragon Spanish you can say masturbating. It was 0:16:14.200 --> 0:16:16.200 just crazy. It was stoking up. She was going with 0:16:16.280 --> 0:16:20.600 the drunk. I was, you know, I was laying hands 0:16:20.640 --> 0:16:23.320 on myself and playing with the one. What do you 0:16:23.360 --> 0:16:26.640 mean masturbating. Don't make it sound religious. How do you 0:16:26.680 --> 0:16:33.000 say masturbating in Spanish? Masturbator in Spanish? Masturbated? That's the 0:16:33.040 --> 0:16:35.720 big tool. And then she walked in, as you know, 0:16:35.800 --> 0:16:37.600 I had my stuff out, so I pulled the covers 0:16:37.640 --> 0:16:39.840 over real quick. I played off like I was checking 0:16:39.880 --> 0:16:42.640 for lumps. She said, he kept going, No, I mean 0:16:42.760 --> 0:16:44.720 I made it seem as if I was like, you know, examining. 0:16:44.760 --> 0:16:47.240 How do you make it seemed like that? You you like, 0:16:47.360 --> 0:16:48.680 how do you make it seem like that? Did you 0:16:48.760 --> 0:16:50.960 say it? Yeah? I mean she saw me touch on myself, 0:16:51.000 --> 0:16:52.040 so I was like, oh, yeah, I'm just you know, 0:16:52.240 --> 0:16:54.800 checking for lumps, and in health classes, guys should check 0:16:54.840 --> 0:16:56.600 the testicles for you know, lumps and things like that. 0:16:58.200 --> 0:17:00.800 This last year, man, I was in school. No, this 0:17:00.920 --> 0:17:03.880 was last high school. What do you so if your 0:17:03.920 --> 0:17:06.040 mom walks in and says, are you masturbating? Do you say, 0:17:06.119 --> 0:17:09.800 see shut that's weird. It's weird to say to your mom. 0:17:10.960 --> 0:17:12.920 It doesn't matter what race you are. Brothers weird in 0:17:13.000 --> 0:17:16.280 the way, and we say, did you say did you 0:17:16.359 --> 0:17:19.719 say a story? Vinendo? No? What you said? L masturbate tho, 0:17:20.640 --> 0:17:22.359 it's just weird. To have your penis in your hand 0:17:22.400 --> 0:17:26.560 and be looking at your mom saying see stupid eight 0:17:26.680 --> 0:17:28.880 hundred five eight five on five. But we got time 0:17:28.920 --> 0:17:36.280 for one call? Yeah, hello, who's this drafty? It's a draft? 0:17:36.320 --> 0:17:38.960 You got? How did you get caught masturbating? Draft? So 0:17:39.160 --> 0:17:42.159 I didn't got a look. Always in um, I follow 0:17:42.160 --> 0:17:44.720 a lot of porn accounts on Twitter, right, if anybody know, 0:17:44.800 --> 0:17:48.520 the best porn nowadays is on Twitter. So I was 0:17:48.600 --> 0:17:51.320 in church, mind of my business, just scrolling down. I 0:17:51.400 --> 0:17:55.000 wasn't watching porn. I was scrolling down my timeline and 0:17:55.200 --> 0:17:58.120 my cousin was sitting behind me, saw me scrolling my timeline. 0:17:58.119 --> 0:18:00.680 I saw it coming across and just assumed I was 0:18:00.720 --> 0:18:02.879 watching porn and church and told my aunt I was 0:18:02.920 --> 0:18:05.560 watching porn and church, but I wasn't watching it, literally 0:18:05.680 --> 0:18:09.680 scrolling my top. I don't believe you. Have you ever 0:18:09.800 --> 0:18:12.119 got caught masturbating? That is the question playing with the 0:18:12.160 --> 0:18:14.600 one eyed monster. All they say that, now we didn't 0:18:14.600 --> 0:18:17.639 say masturbating. Now we have you ever been caught watching? 0:18:17.640 --> 0:18:21.800 The point you're freak. Trav calls up here talking about that, 0:18:22.000 --> 0:18:23.800 and all of a sudden, you want to talk about masturbating. 0:18:23.840 --> 0:18:25.560 I wasn't drawing. That was it was. It started with 0:18:25.640 --> 0:18:27.879 d dramas and then trap it was there was those two. 0:18:28.000 --> 0:18:30.560 Nobody said nothing about no masturbating. We said, point he did. 0:18:30.640 --> 0:18:32.800 Have you been caught with porn? Ramos did, Yes he did. 0:18:33.000 --> 0:18:35.800 But anyway, have you got caught with porn? That's the question. Sorry, guys, 0:18:35.920 --> 0:18:37.640 call us up now, it's the Breakfast Club. Good morning, 0:18:46.280 --> 0:18:48.920 call me and your opinions to the Breakfast Club top. 0:18:49.080 --> 0:18:53.520 Come on eight hundred five five one five one honing 0:18:53.560 --> 0:18:57.320 everybody a cdch Envy angela, yee, Charlomagne the guy. We 0:18:57.400 --> 0:18:59.399 are the Breakfast Club. Now if you just joined us 0:18:59.440 --> 0:19:02.600 with asking have you ever got caught with porn? Let's 0:19:02.600 --> 0:19:03.919 go to the phone lines. A lot of people are 0:19:03.920 --> 0:19:06.880 the lines. Hello, who's this? Hey? Just be no, Hey, 0:19:07.160 --> 0:19:10.560 you know you ever got caught with some man? Amry. 0:19:10.720 --> 0:19:13.080 I'm gonna tell you. When I was in the my 0:19:13.200 --> 0:19:18.359 mama came home early. I don't feel asleep, don't real, dude, 0:19:20.840 --> 0:19:24.000 and I ain't know. I mean, I'm dreaming that the 0:19:24.119 --> 0:19:27.159 garage don't open. But I really didn't know that the 0:19:27.240 --> 0:19:29.720 garage don't open until I heard her year my name? 0:19:29.840 --> 0:19:35.320 Hey boy, what's she doing naked, she's looking at me crazy. 0:19:35.880 --> 0:19:38.320 You already know how to go after that? Are you 0:19:38.440 --> 0:19:40.719 telling me what you just told us? That you yourself 0:19:40.800 --> 0:19:43.920 to sleep every time I go to sleep. I don't 0:19:43.960 --> 0:19:46.240 nobody too, but I'm going to sleep even when you 0:19:46.359 --> 0:19:50.520 do everything. Yeah, being right, that's the best one. So 0:19:50.680 --> 0:19:54.160 you can't even go twice. I mean if if she bad, 0:19:54.160 --> 0:19:58.520 I don't win twice night. I don't win. Said not 0:19:59.040 --> 0:20:03.240 with myself. That's what I'm concerned about. I want you 0:20:03.320 --> 0:20:05.000 to be more kind to yourself, all right, you don't 0:20:05.000 --> 0:20:07.639 gotta do that? No, why gotta Why I gotta go 0:20:07.840 --> 0:20:11.240 to two rounds with myself trying to get in and 0:20:11.320 --> 0:20:14.160 get out. He's savage with himself. Look at he want 0:20:14.160 --> 0:20:17.440 to quick better? Man? You got you gotta teach yourself 0:20:17.520 --> 0:20:20.000 better than that, bro. I mean you you really did. 0:20:20.119 --> 0:20:22.119 I got, I got off and got out there and 0:20:22.160 --> 0:20:24.720 went to sleep. You ff and yourself to sleep. And 0:20:24.800 --> 0:20:27.639