Speaker 1: This is exactly right.
Speaker 2: Cool, I'm rolling awesome?
Speaker 1: Are you leaving?
Speaker 3: I you wanna way back home? Either way, we want
Speaker 3: to be there. Doesn't matter how much baggage you claim
Speaker 3: and give us time and a terminal and gage.
Speaker 1: We want to send you off inside.
Speaker 3: We want to welcome you back home. Tell us all
Speaker 3: about it.
Speaker 1: We scared? He was it fine? Malborn?
Speaker 2: Do you mean ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 3: Ride?
Speaker 2: Do you need with Karen and Chris? Welcome to Do
Speaker 2: you need to ride?
Speaker 1: This is Chris Fairbanks and this is Karen Kilgarith.
Speaker 2: What happened?
Speaker 1: Sorry?
Speaker 4: I just did three things on my phone that came
Speaker 4: through the dashboard.
Speaker 1: Oh my vehicle.
Speaker 2: No it was not. I didn't even notice.
Speaker 4: Okay, great, except for when I was flinching and making
Speaker 4: weird right right.
Speaker 2: I was a little worried about that.
Speaker 5: I'm like, here we go here, she's about it's seizure time.
Speaker 2: It's happening.
Speaker 5: I thought, told me what to do if that happened.
Speaker 4: I would try to figure out a way to put
Speaker 4: the car and park. Okay, I would do that first.
Speaker 4: I'll stop it first.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, good idea, and then I'll put it in
Speaker 5: park and then just actually the.
Speaker 1: First step would be to strip the gears and every
Speaker 1: way you can.
Speaker 4: Okay, I've done that, Okay, great, great, and then yeah,
Speaker 4: pull over.
Speaker 2: I really I'm serious.
Speaker 5: Though you've had you've had seizures before I have.
Speaker 1: It happened.
Speaker 4: The beginning is slow, so I would be able to
Speaker 4: tell you. First of all, here's the indicator name. No, no,
Speaker 4: this is my personal one. Everyone's different. First of all,
Speaker 4: you just found out everyone has seizures.
Speaker 1: I just don't know it.
Speaker 4: Just like shingles, they've always been inside you. So my
Speaker 4: it's called the aura. And that's the first thing that
Speaker 4: happens when you have a seizure. And mine is I.
Speaker 1: Look over my left shoulder and it looks.
Speaker 5: Like I'm looking up at the ceiling, so it would
Speaker 5: just from where I'm sitting, look like you're checking your
Speaker 5: mirrors or making like.
Speaker 4: This though, and it's in my head kind of oh
Speaker 4: my god, and I'm still conscious and it scares.
Speaker 2: Me because I can't see your face, I know.
Speaker 4: So usually I would go like this because sometimes I
Speaker 4: can't figure out.
Speaker 1: What to say to someone because I don't want to panic.
Speaker 4: This literally happened to me and Georgia in a meeting
Speaker 4: the other morning because I didn't sleep all night.
Speaker 2: Uh huh.
Speaker 1: And no one noticed it.
Speaker 4: Except for Georgia, who goes it was distracting because it
Speaker 4: just looked like I was looking over my shoulder. So
Speaker 4: everyone's kind of like we were on a conference call
Speaker 4: and everyone is, I think, looking at me, but no
Speaker 4: one was going to say anything.
Speaker 2: You started off cassiege.
Speaker 4: I started as a light siege, but it was just
Speaker 4: because I hadn't slept all night.
Speaker 1: It happens every once in a while.
Speaker 2: I'm glad, I asked, and I'm glad we're having this conversation.
Speaker 1: And are you glad I'm driving.
Speaker 2: I just the idea of you your head doing what
Speaker 2: you just.
Speaker 5: Did, So your head is exactly looking away from me,
Speaker 5: and then you turning back and your face is slightly
Speaker 5: changed in some siege your way.
Speaker 2: No, I wouldn't run eyes closed, and I have to
Speaker 2: monitor where you're.
Speaker 1: Pouring out of my mouth.
Speaker 5: That's like from a scary movie. I mean you literally,
Speaker 5: I'll be smiling and you know.
Speaker 1: With blood like I cut the corners of my mouth.
Speaker 4: I actually when people have seizures in movies and TV shows.
Speaker 4: I can't watch it because it makes me get all
Speaker 4: like feel real like, oh.
Speaker 1: No, no, I have to have one.
Speaker 5: That being said, I'm so much. I'm I'm very glad
Speaker 5: you're behind the wheel and it's not me.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because here's the thing.
Speaker 2: I wish I had seizures to be an excuse to.
Speaker 1: The when you have a thing like this. I've never
Speaker 1: ever had.
Speaker 4: A seizure any except for driving. I've never had a seizure.
Speaker 4: I would never if I thought I might have a seizure,
Speaker 4: I wouldn't drive. But there have been times where I
Speaker 4: have a breakthrough aura, which is just my eyes look
Speaker 4: so that means I can't look straight ahead. So I've
Speaker 4: actually and that's happened a handful of times. And it's
Speaker 4: like it's usually about not taking medicines, getting whatever.
Speaker 2: Sleep.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, the sleep issue.
Speaker 4: But I actually know with my eyes closed how to
Speaker 4: turn on my emergency, how to put my car in
Speaker 4: park and turn this emergency see thing on. So it
Speaker 4: would just look like the car broke down because I'm not.
Speaker 4: I just will if I was on the freeway, I
Speaker 4: was anywhere, just stop the car right that's the plan.
Speaker 4: So I've actually run those scenarios personally, which is a
Speaker 4: thing you do when you have a thing like this,
Speaker 4: because you're My ultimate fear is anything would happen while
Speaker 4: I was driving.
Speaker 5: Well, let's use the same signal that I use for
Speaker 5: when I can't remember a person's name at a party.
Speaker 5: Just squeeze my arm and then I'll make the first
Speaker 5: move perfect.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, Usually I.
Speaker 5: Excreaze someone's arm and then it gets there's been an
Speaker 5: agreement made and then they go hi, I'm and introduce.
Speaker 2: So I don't have to do that.
Speaker 6: Now.
Speaker 4: Have you ever squeezed the arm of the person whose
Speaker 4: name you don't know, like like.
Speaker 2: It's what's up?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I just squeeze their arm and go, I don't
Speaker 5: remember you?
Speaker 1: Help me one time?
Speaker 2: Wrong person?
Speaker 4: I met my here, I'll do a name drop. I
Speaker 4: knew you wanted me to. Yeah, I mean, I'm friends
Speaker 4: with Fred Armison, who dates the lovely actress Natasha Leone.
Speaker 5: I wondered why they were together that one time because
Speaker 5: your birthday my birthday.
Speaker 4: So because they've they've been dating while actually, and they
Speaker 4: showed up and I knew her from Twitter, and I
Speaker 4: of course know her from her amazing body of work,
Speaker 4: and I have always been a fan and love her
Speaker 4: so much. But when I saw her standing in front
Speaker 4: of me, I was so excited and it took me
Speaker 4: by surprise that I just grabbed her forearm and I
Speaker 4: wouldn't let go of it in this way where I
Speaker 4: was trying to convey to her, but I didn't want
Speaker 4: to like gush.
Speaker 1: And it's my friend's girlfriend, so like I'm supposed.
Speaker 4: To just act like, oh, I'm just meeting my friend's girlfriend,
Speaker 4: but I just wanted her to know how much I loved.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's well grabbed stand and holding it seems like
Speaker 5: you're being seen is disingenuous, not genuine.
Speaker 2: What's the word.
Speaker 1: You were right both times?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah.
Speaker 5: If you're just holding someone's hand, that seems like a
Speaker 5: parishioner or someone saying thank you for coming.
Speaker 1: To like doing one of those yes or yes.
Speaker 5: And then I keep holding it. How uncomfortable is that?
Speaker 5: Is it weird that I've we've never held hands as long?
Speaker 1: That's true? Kind of clammy.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, trust me, you know what you don't want me, Reben,
Speaker 5: I'm like mister clammy hands. I know a guy named
Speaker 5: Wayne mcclammy actually, and I call him Wayne mcclammy.
Speaker 4: Hands really Anyway, The point is, the point isn't essentially
Speaker 4: is a great actor.
Speaker 5: And grabbing an arm though, is a little like, hey,
Speaker 5: you're in trouble, no recess for you.
Speaker 1: Yes. It was like I was saying, no recess from
Speaker 1: my love.
Speaker 4: Yes, I'll never stop loving you.
Speaker 2: Love permanent detention.
Speaker 4: She is Because I will say this, she is one
Speaker 4: of those Hollywood people where when you meet her you
Speaker 4: can tell why she looks so great on camera. All
Speaker 4: of her features are it's like the golden ratio on
Speaker 4: her face. Her face is perfectly put together, her hair
Speaker 4: is so good, like it's just this big, long, curly mop.
Speaker 4: And then she's natash Leo, so she has like the
Speaker 4: best personality. So I was just like overwhelmed with how
Speaker 4: much of a fan I was of hers.
Speaker 5: I Yeah, she's that show where she has to relive
Speaker 5: every day like Groundhog Day with oh Russian Doll.
Speaker 2: Yeah. That It was then that I realized how very
Speaker 2: good she is at acting.
Speaker 1: So good, She's great.
Speaker 4: I do want to loop back, though, and say I
Speaker 4: just want people who listen to this podcast to know
Speaker 4: I would never ever drive if I thought I was
Speaker 4: gonna have a seizure.
Speaker 1: I feel like me talking about my seizure.
Speaker 4: Emergency patrol is like the scariest thing I've ever talked
Speaker 4: about on the show.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and it's not anything I've actually worried about. I'm
Speaker 5: just like, Okay, it does hit me every once in
Speaker 5: a while that it is something that could maybe happen.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I know you got I know you got
Speaker 2: to handle on.
Speaker 1: It because boom boom, I'm looking away.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, you did do it.
Speaker 1: It's easy. So if you're looking.
Speaker 5: Away and you if you look away and you start
Speaker 5: going for that hazard button, I am taking the wheel.
Speaker 4: Yes, absolutely, but don't scream or do it you please.
Speaker 2: I've been in emergency situations.
Speaker 5: I get stressed out when a flight doesn't work out
Speaker 5: or something logistical happens, I kind of lose my ship. Yeah,
Speaker 5: but if shit goes down, if the world is ending, Yeah,
Speaker 5: there's a mushroom cloud in the distance where someone pulls
Speaker 5: out a gun, you'll find that I suddenly am cool
Speaker 5: as a cucumber.
Speaker 2: For real, I'm not.
Speaker 5: Yeah, there's been times car wrecks death accent a person
Speaker 5: that is on the side of the road. We have
Speaker 5: to go talk to them that these are all things
Speaker 5: I don't want to talk about on the podcast, But
Speaker 5: in retrospect I am in an emergency situation, I do
Speaker 5: suddenly morph into a man.
Speaker 1: You mean your little boy legs get real?
Speaker 5: Almost God, It's like a scene that should have been
Speaker 5: in Pinocchio. I come bursting out of that blowhole like
Speaker 5: a muscly human.
Speaker 2: I know, wouldn't boy anymore?
Speaker 1: Let me take the wheel the blowhole of light.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, a whale.
Speaker 4: I think I've bragged to you about this already because
Speaker 4: I'm the same way. But I was raised by two
Speaker 4: first responders, so I think it was like it was
Speaker 4: unacceptable to be in any way uncool in an emergency situation.
Speaker 4: I've never saw either of my parents ever overreact right
Speaker 4: in about emergency things, right, but if you left a
Speaker 4: light on in.
Speaker 1: The bathroom, my dad would lose his goddamn mind.
Speaker 5: Sure, okay, that's that's funny that my my brother in law, Mike,
Speaker 5: is a fireman, Lisa's husband, and he she has more
Speaker 5: stories about it, but I've seen it. If someone's crazy,
Speaker 5: if there's a threat of any kind, he becomes so
Speaker 5: calm and intimidating to people that are scary, like just
Speaker 5: because he's dealt with them.
Speaker 4: Right, That's what my mom was like, because she worked
Speaker 4: at a mental hospital. And so if there was the
Speaker 4: screaming person in front of the grocery store or whatever,
Speaker 4: everybody else would be running away and hiding their children,
Speaker 4: and my mother would be going out going like, excuse me,
Speaker 4: I need to ask you a question really quick.
Speaker 1: She would go in and start solving it.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, just engage them and got part of me, a
Speaker 5: small part wants to work in some sort of a facility.
Speaker 2: And of course for people with Alzheimer's.
Speaker 5: If I had to, if there was a if some
Speaker 5: judge was like, you need to donate your time.
Speaker 2: Because I do enjoy interact.
Speaker 5: It's not a I think it's a thing that most
Speaker 5: people would avoid because they get sad.
Speaker 2: But you and I have been through the shit.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and so I feel like, I don't know, maybe
Speaker 5: it would still make me sad. I don't know, I
Speaker 5: care about those people. Now it sounds like a brag.
Speaker 2: You're bragging.
Speaker 5: I'm sensitive out Get out of me. I also sleep
Speaker 5: too much night, take my nose, listen. I'm also a
Speaker 5: piece of yet Okay, does that make.
Speaker 2: Up for it?
Speaker 4: You're merely human as we all are. But wait, I
Speaker 4: was bragging about myself. I'm merely human to make to
Speaker 4: make mistakes, born to make mistakes.
Speaker 2: I don't remember going at highlight.
Speaker 1: No, that was my contralto part in choir.
Speaker 5: I think Steven's in the bag seat almost panic because
Speaker 5: this is supposed to be a Q and.
Speaker 2: A episode.
Speaker 1: One question.
Speaker 2: It looks like we are not going. I's going to
Speaker 2: see how long we could go without and we just.
Speaker 1: Do one question at the end before we start. Sorry, Stephen,
Speaker 1: can I just do my brag?
Speaker 4: Because I was saying, because I was raised by first responders,
Speaker 4: stop me if I've told the story.
Speaker 2: That you should be you want to be a cop?
Speaker 2: Kind of No.
Speaker 4: No, And do you know that every time I see
Speaker 4: my father, he tells me women shouldn't be the policeman.
Speaker 4: Every time women should not be policeman. I'm like, Dad,
Speaker 4: I'm not having this because.
Speaker 2: They sometimes yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, basically because he's afraid that someone's going to hit
Speaker 4: a lady in the back of the head, like he's
Speaker 4: afraid for the idea of it.
Speaker 1: I was like, Dad, they get guns like everybody else.
Speaker 5: Just have him watch some uh some ronda rousing.
Speaker 1: M for real.
Speaker 4: There's examples our Happy Valley, that British show that's so
Speaker 4: good and the woman is the like the head British
Speaker 4: cop whatever that's called, and she's she just handles sh
Speaker 4: all day long.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so good.
Speaker 4: So anyway, here's my brag. Okay, one time in college,
Speaker 4: stop me, truly. One time in college, my sister was
Speaker 4: moving out of her apartment and the guys she was
Speaker 4: friends with, who were in an apartment next to.
Speaker 1: Hers, they were all it was all outside.
Speaker 4: So we were moving stuff in and out of this car,
Speaker 4: and I opened the passenger side door to put a
Speaker 4: box inside, and like leaned in to put the box
Speaker 4: on the seat and look down and there was a
Speaker 4: coiled rattlesnake on the floor of her car.
Speaker 2: You're shitting me, And so someone was trying to murder her.
Speaker 4: No, someone was praying, playing a prank because it was
Speaker 4: a stuffed snake, but I didn't know that it was
Speaker 4: a coiled rattlesnake ready to strike. And I moved backwards
Speaker 4: and shut the door so quickly because all the guys.
Speaker 1: Were standing out on their porch watching to see.
Speaker 4: It's like what girl would see it and freak out
Speaker 4: and scream and run, And instead of doing any of that,
Speaker 4: I just pulled myself backwards and shut the door so fast.
Speaker 2: And they all started slow clapping.
Speaker 1: Yeah. They were basically like, oh my god, that was
Speaker 1: supposed to be a prank. That was amazing. Oh wow,
Speaker 1: how did you do that? I never told that sort
Speaker 1: of before.
Speaker 2: No, No, I love it.
Speaker 5: Yeah that was great, And I like how you made
Speaker 5: me think it was a real snake until I demanded
Speaker 5: the detail.
Speaker 1: You don't lead with the fact that the stuff snake.
Speaker 1: It takes all the drama.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I should I shouldn't have even I should
Speaker 5: have just let it unravel or uncoil.
Speaker 4: That was worth going back to four different times, right, Yeah, totally.
Speaker 1: Okay, great now I feel great.
Speaker 2: Should we start the Q and A stop you? Yes,
Speaker 2: let's let's do what we plan to do.
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 2: Would you rather find a horse sized dog?
Speaker 5: The classic question that was posted at a Starbucks. I'm
Speaker 5: starting to think you just have Starbucks fans all over
Speaker 5: the nation.
Speaker 1: Well and you did too.
Speaker 5: Someone took a picture. Yes, we know that's this podcast. Yeah,
Speaker 5: I keep forgetting them on. Sometimes I think I'm a
Speaker 5: ghost haunting this podcast and the whole time I've been
Speaker 5: listening to myself. But yeah, I really I want to
Speaker 5: think that, you know, since it's part of it. It's
Speaker 5: on the job requirement getting hired at Starbucks.
Speaker 2: Anyway, someone had that horse duck.
Speaker 1: Question on him, right, Yeah, I think I saw that.
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, horse duck, yes, okay, now, first question, thank you, Steven,
Speaker 5: and also.
Speaker 7: Sorry, okay, that's real question from at dot ang Underscore Angie,
Speaker 7: would you ever consider taking a road trip for the podcast?
Speaker 1: Love it?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I do too.
Speaker 5: I imagine if we were on a long desert road
Speaker 5: going to, oh, I don't know, Palm Springs.
Speaker 2: Let's just make it Palm Springs. Okay, I can't think
Speaker 2: of a destination we would.
Speaker 5: First of all, it would be just logistically, it would
Speaker 5: be its calm studio setting almost if we're just on
Speaker 5: a straightaway.
Speaker 2: Oh right, No one's going to drive in front of us.
Speaker 5: There is actual no traffic or lock wielding bike murderers.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 5: And then I also just logistic, we would hammer out
Speaker 5: probably three episodes.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's true, depending on how far we went.
Speaker 2: We just have to have a thing to go to.
Speaker 1: What if we did an entire season in a.
Speaker 2: Car on the road across the country.
Speaker 1: Yes, we just keep putting posting shows.
Speaker 2: What if we did a road trip season.
Speaker 4: Roads Root sixty six, we revisit rout sixty six.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, Historic Root sixty six sometimes shows up on
Speaker 5: Google Maps has a direct turn on Root sixty six.
Speaker 5: But there's no old timey rickety wooden signs from back
Speaker 5: when that.
Speaker 1: Was a route, right, it's just on Google Maps.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: And sometimes there's like an old motel with a neon
Speaker 4: sign that's how you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, or a prospector's body.
Speaker 4: Uh, with a chest of gold.
Speaker 2: I never found my nuggets.
Speaker 4: Oh wait, is there a junior high fight in front
Speaker 4: of the Floral Place?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 5: Look at the group of kids backpacks versus fannies.
Speaker 2: Nah, they're just there there, they're just waiting across it.
Speaker 2: It's weird. It's a flower shop.
Speaker 1: Oh they all got out of school because it's three fifteen.
Speaker 5: Just a little graphic design trivia. The valveline logo is
Speaker 5: the same as vagiciles.
Speaker 2: No, yeah, there's just a slight little the bottom of
Speaker 2: the V.
Speaker 5: It's a little and the blue is purple purple on patches,
Speaker 5: so anyway, next question, Steven.
Speaker 1: Yes, we're definitely gonna go on a road trip at
Speaker 1: some point. We have to.
Speaker 2: But I didn't make a dipstick of Okay, sorry.
Speaker 1: Those are two products that need to come together.
Speaker 2: They do, they do. It makes more sense than Kentucky
Speaker 2: for had chicken and taco bell. That's just a real
Speaker 2: estate there.
Speaker 1: I guess Okay, We're ready.
Speaker 7: Okay, which ercolep says, if you if you had Angeline
Speaker 7: on the podcast, what would one question that you would
Speaker 7: ask for Angeline?
Speaker 4: The woman in Los Angeles who's famous for being famous.
Speaker 4: She's been on billboards across Los Angeles since the late seventies.
Speaker 2: I believe I'm afraid that all of them.
Speaker 5: I would just be very kind to her because I
Speaker 5: have a feeling it would be a situation that would
Speaker 5: make us sad. Like I don't think she's a vibrant
Speaker 5: storyteller that is filled with joy.
Speaker 2: I feel like there's a.
Speaker 5: It's as cool as she is, and as cool as
Speaker 5: her history is and interesting as her story is, that
Speaker 5: it would maybe be a bit.
Speaker 2: Of a bummer.
Speaker 5: And I'm only saying that because I know someone that
Speaker 5: wanted a raffle thing where she spent the day with Angeline,
Speaker 5: and it was kind of a sad situation.
Speaker 1: I would imagine.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I was in the grocery store that's on Laurel Canyon.
Speaker 1: Ooh, sorry to send a kids, Okay, putting that down.
Speaker 2: Were you sending a gift? I did?
Speaker 1: I'm oh, did you see that? Took a right from
Speaker 1: the middle?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Oh yeah.
Speaker 5: The lines of an asshole's car modern white, riddled with
Speaker 5: white confidence.
Speaker 1: Okay, some pedestrians.
Speaker 4: I was in the grocery store in Laurel Canyon, which
Speaker 4: is this very small grocery store that's been there since
Speaker 4: the sixties. They don't stock enough items, and when you
Speaker 4: stop there you regret it deeply because you can't really.
Speaker 2: I think that having Angeline in the car would be like.
Speaker 1: No, no, I was there and she was.
Speaker 5: Oh, for god, same everyone, let's go a freeway or
Speaker 5: new road trip.
Speaker 2: Sorry I'm yelling, I'm deaf in one ear.
Speaker 4: There's something seriously going on. Why is it so packed
Speaker 4: out here right now?
Speaker 2: I don't know. It's lunch traffic.
Speaker 1: It's it's definitely three pm lunch traffic.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, no, it's it's it's I wanted to say
Speaker 5: happy hour.
Speaker 2: It's rush hour starting the opposite of happy hour.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I was in that store and Angeline was in
Speaker 4: line in front of me.
Speaker 2: What was she buying?
Speaker 1: I can't remember. I just remember the outfit.
Speaker 4: Thanks everybody for running these road lights. Super not cool,
Speaker 4: especially you. She was wearing like a very small veil
Speaker 4: in front.
Speaker 1: Of her face. I think she's one of those people
Speaker 1: that she was.
Speaker 4: So she is so tuned and I guess identified by
Speaker 4: her beauty that the fact that because she's in her
Speaker 4: I think late sixties or early seventies, so she is
Speaker 4: not perfect faced anymore and she doesn't like it.
Speaker 5: Also, apparently there's been some discount procedure aftermath.
Speaker 2: Oh no, some thin nose coverage.
Speaker 5: Oh right, skin wise and there So if you win
Speaker 5: the contest to drive around in her newer Corvette, there
Speaker 5: is a Geisha type fan in.
Speaker 2: Front of her face. She will keep up yeah while driving.
Speaker 2: So that's someone that Okay.
Speaker 5: The answer to the question of me, I just asked
Speaker 5: about the past, the heyday, the past, like how did
Speaker 5: you first get discovered or how did you first make
Speaker 5: people discover you? Those kind of questions, not like what
Speaker 5: did you do yesterday?
Speaker 4: But what about if you if Angeline watched Succession, then
Speaker 4: you could just.
Speaker 1: Talk to her about like a show that you had
Speaker 1: in common or I guess.
Speaker 2: You don't watches, but oh I watched all of it.
Speaker 2: Oh did you? I just closed out the last Oh
Speaker 2: I mean that begod? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, just talk about a third item.
Speaker 5: Yeah, figure out common interest and talk about that, not
Speaker 5: her life will.
Speaker 4: Or what she yeah like, what aside from all these
Speaker 4: other things outside of Hollywood, what she passionate about or whatever.
Speaker 4: Just get is get an actual personality.
Speaker 1: Politics, Let's talk politics. Okay. I think we figured that out.
Speaker 2: Yeah we did. Okay. Kind of related to the Succession thing.
Speaker 7: At petit says if you could kill off any character
Speaker 7: from a current television show, who would it be?
Speaker 5: Oh boy, I mean, I'm a huge fan of mary Anne,
Speaker 5: and of course I would have mary Anne be killed.
Speaker 5: But that's already giving away too well. The show is
Speaker 5: named after the main scary witch ghost. I starts very
Speaker 5: frustrating that she seems to be not defeatable, so if
Speaker 5: I could kill her off?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I started watching that show on your recommendation, and
Speaker 4: I had to turn it off after the lady. It's
Speaker 4: in the very beginning that was like oh, just that
Speaker 4: because it was like, well, very late at night. Her
Speaker 4: face was so scary.
Speaker 5: To watch it, just her acting ability, and then you
Speaker 5: get a contrast it when she's normal. That is one
Speaker 5: of the best actress actors.
Speaker 2: I've ever seen in my life.
Speaker 5: Okay, I keep all the acting and it is so good,
Speaker 5: and you have to be watching it in French with subtitles.
Speaker 5: Don't watch the English because it's beautiful sounding and whoa,
Speaker 5: and you have to be reading it. It's like reading
Speaker 5: a book. You can enjoy it more than people in
Speaker 5: France are enjoying their own show.
Speaker 1: You know what.
Speaker 2: I was, whoa? What you Everyone is crazy? Jesus, that
Speaker 2: was amazing. That was again in a car coming.
Speaker 1: Straight at us, coming straight at us on the wrong swing.
Speaker 2: Very fast. Thinking he was, Oh god, did you get
Speaker 2: a picture that? I mean, Oh my god? Yeah, who
Speaker 2: would I ad? I don't know.
Speaker 5: You go next, what would you want to kill?
Speaker 1: Oh? Kill off on a show?
Speaker 4: Well, I think it would be interesting on the Righteous
Speaker 4: Gemstones to kill off John Goodman, which I know is sacrilege,
Speaker 4: even say.
Speaker 2: It's such a similar show to Succession. I feel like I.
Speaker 4: Made a joke about that recently. Yes, because I was like,
Speaker 4: what if what if they are very similar? And I
Speaker 4: was like, what if they The.
Speaker 1: Place where they're joined is that at that amusement park.
Speaker 4: It's owned by the roy family, but it's about the
Speaker 4: Gemstone family.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but anyway, Yeah, I think you're probably, but then
Speaker 5: there'd be no more Goodman in it.
Speaker 4: Well, but so I think if Goodman was out, then
Speaker 4: it's all of those people competing to be in charge
Speaker 4: of that church.
Speaker 2: Oh so you think it would be helpless story?
Speaker 4: I mean, I just think it would be interesting because
Speaker 4: suddenly then it wouldn't be the three siblings together, which
Speaker 4: is what just happened.
Speaker 1: Yea, it is so much like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's so very similar.
Speaker 1: It's so funny. But then it could.
Speaker 5: Be even a me husband, yeah, daughter that's trying to
Speaker 5: fit in, Like they came out at the same time.
Speaker 4: So we can't be the first people to talk about this.
Speaker 4: I just can't imagine.
Speaker 5: Most people are comparing it to the Trump family succession,
Speaker 5: I think, which I was, But but yeah, Righteous Stemstones
Speaker 5: very good.
Speaker 2: I don't usually watch comedies. Yeah, same, uh, And it's
Speaker 2: a great one, it really.
Speaker 4: Is, And I'd really genuinely adore I almost called him
Speaker 4: Kenny Powers.
Speaker 2: Him.
Speaker 5: You know, I was getting a little tired of his Yeah,
Speaker 5: I say some dumb on confidence.
Speaker 1: His name though, what's his name? Fucking adore that guy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's very good in this, he's like acting in it.
Speaker 4: Yes, it's a different it's a different character than he
Speaker 4: said before. It's the same type of dude because he's
Speaker 4: so good at playing that kind of dude. But it
Speaker 4: isn't isn't the Kenny Powers thing. It's a different. It's
Speaker 4: like Kenny Powers North.
Speaker 5: Yes, yes, Northeast, Yes, yes, it's the the Highland Park
Speaker 5: of Powers.
Speaker 1: Oil Heights Powers.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, at Logan X.
Speaker 7: Besides us almost getting too accident, Now, what's your worst
Speaker 7: car experience?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I would just talk about the accident that when
Speaker 5: we first started, and you're Honda fit, which we're behind
Speaker 5: one now, and I'd get that that being crushed in
Speaker 5: a car by two other cars was. But I've had
Speaker 5: other more lighthearted experience. I've just had so many shitty
Speaker 5: cars that leaked oil and I'd have to pull over
Speaker 5: and periodically put water in them, just like a person
Speaker 5: that didn't have money and never had a good car.
Speaker 5: So many scary I had a car once stop, it
Speaker 5: just stopped working. A belt flew off and a piston
Speaker 5: shot up and dented. I saw it hit the hood,
Speaker 5: so I'm like, oh my on my engine just exploded
Speaker 5: and because of a timing belt. It was nothing I did.
Speaker 5: It was just that car's day to stop abruptly on
Speaker 5: the freeway. And I was on the four or five
Speaker 5: and cars barely avoided me, and they kept coming and
Speaker 5: I was in the middle of the freeway.
Speaker 2: Worst nightmare ever.
Speaker 5: And of all NICKI Glazer came and picked me up
Speaker 5: and helped me get the car off the road.
Speaker 1: That's so nice.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I it was just like the last person and
Speaker 5: we were pretty close back then, and she was great.
Speaker 5: I didn't have triple A of course, like what but
Speaker 5: that was scary. If you die, if you stop on
Speaker 5: the freeway. It's always like when there's traffic and you
Speaker 5: see that it's because some person's car is in the road,
Speaker 5: you're like, oh, come on, bud, like you're mad at them, amost. Yeah,
Speaker 5: but I was that person and it was so damn
Speaker 5: scary on the freeway.
Speaker 2: Yeah, in a crappy camera that I maybe drove for
Speaker 2: a month.
Speaker 1: That's horrible.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it had a timing belt that was ready.
Speaker 4: Well I'm going to do something legal.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I like it right next to the Delancey
Speaker 5: Street halfway house.
Speaker 1: We'll keep it up, guys.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can kick the habit of doing bad.
Speaker 1: I will say.
Speaker 4: I will just name off a couple quickly. I was
Speaker 4: flipped out of the back of a truck. I I
Speaker 4: rear ended people. And when I was in college, I
Speaker 4: used to drive so fast. I was such an idiot
Speaker 4: and I rearded people constantly. It was like what I
Speaker 4: did on the weekend I was in I basically got
Speaker 4: tea boned and my air bag went off, and I think.
Speaker 1: Weren't we just talking about that?
Speaker 4: Maybe I was talking to somebody else about it that
Speaker 4: it made me believe in the Honda fit because I
Speaker 4: got tea boned with a guy going to like four
Speaker 4: five miles an hour. And although it was shocking and
Speaker 4: like I was a little bit sore the next day,
Speaker 4: nothing happened.
Speaker 1: To me for some way.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I saw it. I got you find this car
Speaker 2: has even more equipped.
Speaker 1: I think. I think so.
Speaker 4: One time, yes, in my old Lexus, I was going
Speaker 4: down Riverside and there was a man in front of
Speaker 4: me that was stopped but didn't have his brakes, like
Speaker 4: his foot on the brake, so there were no lights on.
Speaker 4: It looked like he was going forward.
Speaker 2: Oh wow.
Speaker 4: And so I had to like I was just kind
Speaker 4: of slightly not looking like, wasn't focused.
Speaker 1: I was like kind of thinking. I slam on the
Speaker 1: brakes and like really hard.
Speaker 4: So I come within like six inches of his back
Speaker 4: bumper because he was waiting for a parking spot with
Speaker 4: his foot off the brake.
Speaker 1: And then right as I was like, I didn't hit him,
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh fuck.
Speaker 4: And then I look in the review mirror and this
Speaker 4: car is sailing at me and the car behind me
Speaker 4: never even put on their brakes.
Speaker 1: They just slammed into the.
Speaker 4: Back of the mind and you saw it, yoh yeah,
Speaker 4: oh no, and that Lexus. I was absolutely fine. There
Speaker 4: was nothing wrong with me, which is a miracle. And
Speaker 4: the car behind me hit me so hard. The spare
Speaker 4: tire is housed up underneath because it was the Exus
Speaker 4: lest Lexus suv, it was housed underneath. He hit me
Speaker 4: so hard that the spare tire came out and flew backwards.
Speaker 4: Oh my, so like the force went backwards. I got
Speaker 4: hit so hard it was fucking crazy.
Speaker 2: Oh wow.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'll never forget when I got rear ended that
Speaker 5: I noticed upon impact the glove box open, and then
Speaker 5: when we hit the car in front of us, it
Speaker 5: immediately shut. And the first thing I saw was a
Speaker 5: ballpoint pen stuck in the vent.
Speaker 2: Here.
Speaker 5: It just flew out of the glove box and then
Speaker 5: was stuck in the vent and my face slammed down
Speaker 5: right next to it, and that was the first thing
Speaker 5: I noticed.
Speaker 2: It's like, wow, that pen almost went in my eye. Also,
Speaker 2: we got a huge car wreck.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was anyway, there's scary things that can happen
Speaker 5: in cars very much.
Speaker 2: So yeah, okay, alkaline photos. Ask Karen believes in Bigfoot?
Speaker 7: Does Cris believe in anything in any mythical creature, realm, ghosts, aliens?
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I mean I have become since I've lost
Speaker 5: people and then felt their presence. I was an anti
Speaker 5: ghost person. I didn't want to hear your ghost stories.
Speaker 5: I'd even experience some things and dismiss them, thinking, oh,
Speaker 5: that was just a cool breeze, or maybe those glasses
Speaker 5: were stacked where that's why they fell down, or maybe
Speaker 5: people were laughing in the next room and it wasn't
Speaker 5: just dead.
Speaker 2: I think working girls is the right word.
Speaker 5: Anyway, I've experienced things, and then when my friends act died,
Speaker 5: I kept certain songs, kept playing my phone, kept going
Speaker 5: to the last text. I'd pick up my phone, and
Speaker 5: it was just on the last correspondence I had with him.
Speaker 2: There was little things that were.
Speaker 5: Very hard to ignore and made me shudder, but also
Speaker 5: made me feel happy, and I felt like he was there,
Speaker 5: and to me, that was someone's spirit or whatever. And
Speaker 5: that is that's when I became the religious man you see.
Speaker 6: To.
Speaker 1: The straight up Bible thumper that you are.
Speaker 5: That's why I've been so scared to believe in ghosts
Speaker 5: is because it's like, well, shit, now do I have
Speaker 5: to become like a Christian guy. I don't believe in
Speaker 5: that necessarily, or the story the rules. I don't think
Speaker 5: you have to follow.
Speaker 2: To believe that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you don't have to, because I think believing in
Speaker 4: ghosts is really just saying you admit you don't know, right,
Speaker 4: Go dummy.
Speaker 5: I'm very much gobi gomi, go go dummy.
Speaker 1: Don't get killed.
Speaker 5: Yes, I am a spiritual person. I believe in ghosts.
Speaker 5: I don't spend much time worrying about aliens though. There's
Speaker 5: so many domestic problems that we have a real but
Speaker 5: I'm sure they're out there, and I bet I never
Speaker 5: meet one.
Speaker 1: Knockwood. Yeah, okay, next question.
Speaker 2: All right at Tracer Racer X. Oh. I like the
Speaker 2: way that they were this. I would like to know
Speaker 2: who tell you both to drive? This is not Shade.
Speaker 2: Tell me the individual stories of your driver's situation.
Speaker 1: Yeah, not Shade sang it that way.
Speaker 5: There's so many funny moments oddly hidden in the Flintstones cartoon.
Speaker 2: And one of them once was, hey, buddy, who taught
Speaker 2: you how to drive?
Speaker 5: And Fred Flintstone was like mister Stoneley a Rock Rock
Speaker 5: High school or whatever, like he told his driver's head teacher.
Speaker 2: And when I was a little kid, I was like,
Speaker 2: oh that was a smart joke.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: The other one was a lady behind It was always
Speaker 5: in traffic too, a lady behind him.
Speaker 2: It was the light was green and she said any
Speaker 2: particular shade agree you're waiting for soney. It was on
Speaker 2: the Flintstones.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, anyway, yeah.
Speaker 1: So you love Thests, that's your answer.
Speaker 5: The answer is, oh, yeah, I used to go with
Speaker 5: my dad and we'd go to the baseball fields where
Speaker 5: I had little leg and I would try and drive
Speaker 5: that Volkswagon bus, all the more reason that I was
Speaker 5: excited that it would one day be my car, or
Speaker 5: disappointed when.
Speaker 2: It was sold before I had my driver's license.
Speaker 5: But it was very hard stick to learn to drive,
Speaker 5: like a long you know, it was like three feet long,
Speaker 5: and the clutch was very difficult, and it was very
Speaker 5: hard for me to learn. But I always drove a
Speaker 5: stick after that, and now they don't make those anymore
Speaker 5: pretty much.
Speaker 1: So your the answer is your My dad.
Speaker 2: Did, and then the driver's ad too.
Speaker 6: You.
Speaker 2: It was a big part of high school. Yes, it
Speaker 2: was the class I was so equipped.
Speaker 1: Do you remember your drivers? Said teacher's name? By chance?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 5: He did do some bizarre things, though, because we had
Speaker 5: to learn to drive in the snow, So we'd go
Speaker 5: up to a snowy mountain road and then out of
Speaker 5: nowhere without warning, he would just pull the emergency break.
Speaker 1: To see how you could handle it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but there's no handling an emergency break situation.
Speaker 2: You are just gonna whip a one eighty and end
Speaker 2: up in a ditch.
Speaker 5: I didn't know how crazy it was until I became
Speaker 5: an adult, I'm like, what was the best case scenario?
Speaker 6: There?
Speaker 1: Was?
Speaker 2: He crazy?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 4: I think it was like maybe it wasn't the best decision,
Speaker 4: but he was basically going, anything can happen when you drive,
Speaker 4: especially in the snow.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and so let me tell you that while I
Speaker 5: also let off some steam.
Speaker 4: Well, our driver's said teacher. So my dad also taught me.
Speaker 4: My mom was like, come back when you know how
Speaker 4: to drive, basically, so my dad did it, and he
Speaker 4: was He was very bad at it because my dad yells. Basically,
Speaker 4: as my mom explained it when I was growing up,
Speaker 4: she goes, he yels because he's scared.
Speaker 2: Right right, then, that's funny.
Speaker 1: It was kind of helpful.
Speaker 4: But also just when you're when you're being yelled at
Speaker 4: and driving, it's it's very high pressure.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why I can do it now.
Speaker 4: But we also had this driving teacher, and he taught
Speaker 4: at the public high school where there was way more kids.
Speaker 4: So we had to I think it was sophomore year
Speaker 4: because it was when you were fifteen going on sixteen.
Speaker 4: We had to go to the public high school to
Speaker 4: take driver's ed. And I was so nervous with who
Speaker 4: was good because the two kids took every.
Speaker 1: Driver's ed thing. So I was like, who's it going
Speaker 1: to be. It's going to be this public school kid.
Speaker 4: I'm going to get bullied, I'm going to get beaten up,
Speaker 4: I'm going to someone's going to be mean to me.
Speaker 4: What it was so freaked out about it, and I
Speaker 4: will show up the first day. It's my friend Patty Leoni,
Speaker 4: who goes to school with me, and we were so excited.
Speaker 4: Really oh oh, oh, my god, my god. But this
Speaker 4: teacher you would drive around. You had to go to
Speaker 4: the high school at like five thirty in the morning, what, yes,
Speaker 4: and you had to drive. He would make you drive
Speaker 4: around for half an hour, and then you drove him
Speaker 4: to the donuts that was over by Hagstrom's grocery store,
Speaker 4: and then he would have a donut and sit and
Speaker 4: drink coffee with his friends and chill out and talk
Speaker 4: to his friends. And you could either sit in the
Speaker 4: car and wait or go into the donut chop with him.
Speaker 1: That was your choice.
Speaker 4: And so Patty and I would just be and then
Speaker 4: after like a half an hour, we get back into
Speaker 4: the car and drive some more.
Speaker 2: So you'd learned a lot from that guy.
Speaker 4: Yes, that's well, basically he broke it up so that
Speaker 4: if we were supposed to be if the class was
Speaker 4: two hours, he was teaching us for one hour or
Speaker 4: or an hour and a half.
Speaker 1: But he was just he's the one that always did it.
Speaker 1: He had been.
Speaker 4: He taught pretty much every teenager in my hometown how
Speaker 4: to drive. Oh, okay, and he had it was the
Speaker 4: car with the brakes on his side.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 1: It was like an official you know driving.
Speaker 2: We didn't have that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was like it was very official.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I don't I think that my guy was the same thing.
Speaker 5: I just don't remember him. He yeah, but that's it's
Speaker 5: amazing that you had to go early in the morning
Speaker 5: because we just had a class, a driver's ad class,
Speaker 5: and we did it during that period.
Speaker 1: Oh, we had that too, but this was oh sorry,
Speaker 1: this was driver's training.
Speaker 2: Hi.
Speaker 5: Hi, go ahead, we made room with you because we
Speaker 5: are the.
Speaker 6: Hi.
Speaker 5: Yeah, let's just wagh this out. They don't seem to
Speaker 5: be in that much of a hurry. Must be a
Speaker 5: drop off, just drop off, not a pickup. Does that
Speaker 5: make sense?
Speaker 2: We already lost this one. Let's go through the motions.
Speaker 7: Okay, just a quick follow up to that from the
Speaker 7: liseness asked, have you ever taught anyone to drive or
Speaker 7: planned to? I guess in the future.
Speaker 5: I don't know how you Yeah, it seems like a job.
Speaker 5: I got to become a dad. First. I had an
Speaker 5: audition where I had to pretend to teach an actor
Speaker 5: kid to drive, and he dog but he's so happy
Speaker 5: about his sweater.
Speaker 2: That one was actually smiling that dog. Yeah.
Speaker 5: So it was an improvised audition and there was a
Speaker 5: real kid and I I do. I was impressed with
Speaker 5: how much I remembered in my improv of how to drive. Yeah,
Speaker 5: check me, hear all the things you need to do first.
Speaker 1: That's funny.
Speaker 5: And then afterwards the kid was like, actually, that was
Speaker 5: pretty good. It seemed like my driving teacher because he
Speaker 5: had just learned to drive.
Speaker 1: Oh that's funny.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I can't have I ever taught I may have taught
Speaker 4: people how to drive a stick because my dad it
Speaker 4: was very important to my dad that my sister and
Speaker 4: I learned how to drive.
Speaker 2: A stick Yeah, so that we can amoret.
Speaker 4: It's not because they barely make them, but his whole
Speaker 4: thing was you need to be able to get out
Speaker 4: of any situation.
Speaker 1: At any time. Yeah. So yeah, so we learned.
Speaker 4: We were taught how to drive sticks, and very few
Speaker 4: other people I knew knew how to so yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: so I think I taught people how but I can't
Speaker 4: remember it specifically.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Next, next question, all right.
Speaker 7: At Princess xenon favorite Halloween costume you've done.
Speaker 1: I can answer this one because it was a year.
Speaker 4: It was my It should have been my sophomore year
Speaker 4: in college, but I'd already flunked out and we threw
Speaker 4: Halloween party at our house. I lived there with Malava
Speaker 4: Christy and Patty Riley and oh that guy.
Speaker 1: And.
Speaker 4: I was I went to the thrift store and bought
Speaker 4: this full on Jackie O NASAs outfit and including the
Speaker 4: pillbox hat, and then I put blood on the front
Speaker 4: and I.
Speaker 1: Was supposed to be Jackie O the day that JFK
Speaker 1: was murdered.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that was for people I had.
Speaker 4: Well, no one really saw me because I got drunk
Speaker 4: before the party even start and it was passed out in
Speaker 4: my room. Hey, so I had my perfect outfit and
Speaker 4: I was just passed out on my bed for the
Speaker 4: whole party.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, that's like an actual sad store.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, as many of my college days.
Speaker 5: Were I've done things like that. Well I've got you know,
Speaker 5: I don't have the energy. I'm going to sleep. I've
Speaker 5: had some wines, but you actually passed out, like didn't
Speaker 5: remember sleeping.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, no, I don't remember. No, That's how I drank.
Speaker 4: It was like a gatorade in vodka was a big
Speaker 4: drink because we thought it went into your bloodstream faster.
Speaker 2: Oh wow.
Speaker 1: We were very serious about getting through.
Speaker 5: The alcohol hopped on the back of an electro lightly.
Speaker 1: And went straight to your drunk center.
Speaker 2: That's so funny.
Speaker 5: My mount might as well have done funneling or you know,
Speaker 5: only you put vodka in your butt.
Speaker 2: Who knows what kids do?
Speaker 1: They do crazy shit tag pods and shit.
Speaker 4: So Chris, now you have to think of a different one, because, yeah,
Speaker 4: you just talked about this.
Speaker 5: Well have I talked about the tree I made? I
Speaker 5: was in San Francisco staying in a friend's house. I
Speaker 5: was there a couple of days early and he had
Speaker 5: he works during the day. So I bought a cylinder
Speaker 5: that was meant for pouring concrete making a pillar, and
Speaker 5: it was it's just made a cardboard and I put
Speaker 5: bark on it.
Speaker 2: Made branches. There was a bird's nest in it.
Speaker 5: I my gloves had leaves and branches on the fingertips
Speaker 5: my feet, you know, I just put leaves on a
Speaker 5: pair of shoes. But and then I cut a hole
Speaker 5: like I was in the Winnie the Pooh honey hole
Speaker 5: of a tree and that was my faith.
Speaker 2: And then I on stage.
Speaker 5: I would never do this now, but it was Halloween,
Speaker 5: and I did stand up at that night as a tree,
Speaker 5: and I wrote some tree based material.
Speaker 4: About you say you never do this, but there's just
Speaker 4: that last episode where you talked about being a vampire
Speaker 4: on stack.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 5: And then I did it as evil Canievil. I keep
Speaker 5: breaking my own rule, but I'm not doing it this Halloween.
Speaker 1: You promise in.
Speaker 2: Austin, Cap City October thirty first, there.
Speaker 1: Be there Austin October thirty.
Speaker 2: First, playing clothes. Sorry, I've learned my lesson, but I that.
Speaker 1: Night see us a couple tree jokes. Please.
Speaker 5: Also, I wrote to stand up, I'm thinking of branching
Speaker 5: out into acting.
Speaker 2: Like that's how he talked.
Speaker 1: For some reason, the tree was from New York, Yes.
Speaker 2: Yes, he was from Central Park. He had a backstory.
Speaker 5: I did my work but I couldn't hear anything because
Speaker 5: I it was just in the top. There was the
Speaker 5: cylinder hole where all the branches were, but I didn't
Speaker 5: make ear holes, so I kind of had no idea
Speaker 5: what was going on. And afterwards I went out with
Speaker 5: people from the punchline. I was looking for an ATM.
Speaker 5: It was back in the days when phones were terrible.
Speaker 5: My phone had died, I had no money, Uber and
Speaker 5: Lyft didn't exist yet. I was looking for an ATM
Speaker 5: and a guy started following me around and I still
Speaker 5: was wearing my costume and he was like, oh, I'll.
Speaker 2: Help you find an ATM. Can I borrow a few bucks?
Speaker 5: And I'm like sure, And then he started following me
Speaker 5: in the darkness and he got his arm he grabbed me,
Speaker 5: and I freaked out. And this is when the costume
Speaker 5: broke into pieces because I basically got in a fight
Speaker 5: with the guy. Or I swept his leg, I slammed
Speaker 5: him on the ground. I was hitting his head on
Speaker 5: the ground, and I know this isn't I've this. I
Speaker 5: got in a fight, basically, but I was scared. I
Speaker 5: thought this man was attacking me. But he had a
Speaker 5: look on his face that immediately was like, why are
Speaker 5: you doing this?
Speaker 2: And I'm like and we just stopped.
Speaker 5: And then I realized he was just a little crazy
Speaker 5: and maybe he was making a tree hugging joke.
Speaker 2: He was not because he didn't gret.
Speaker 5: He put his arms around me, though, but it wasn't
Speaker 5: aggressively enough for me. But when someone does that and
Speaker 5: you're I couldn't hear, all I had was my face whole.
Speaker 2: I just lost my mind.
Speaker 5: Sure, but I like the idea of people driving by
Speaker 5: and just seeing it's a giant tree slamming a man.
Speaker 2: On the They're like that.
Speaker 1: That reminds me of the Wizard of Oz.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he clearly was a guy, a crack.
Speaker 1: Crack.
Speaker 5: It was a very he was I overparent powered, a
Speaker 5: very thin the street man. And I feel confronted by it.
Speaker 5: But I had the right to do it anyway. Yes,
Speaker 5: that's one of my favorite coss.
Speaker 2: God.
Speaker 5: I have a way of telling story that's called the
Speaker 5: long way.
Speaker 7: At Chrissy, what I did as a kid? Did you
Speaker 7: ever call into a radio station to request the song?
Speaker 7: If so, what was it?
Speaker 1: That's the best question.
Speaker 2: That is a great word.
Speaker 4: Who I can answer this because this is super embarrassing
Speaker 4: and stupid.
Speaker 1: I When I was twelve, my uncle Steve died of
Speaker 1: a heart attack, very suddenly.
Speaker 4: He was like in his late fifties. It was very surprising,
Speaker 4: and it was the first family death.
Speaker 1: That ever spearance.
Speaker 6: It was.
Speaker 1: It was just bizarre.
Speaker 4: And so I got there was a this radio station
Speaker 4: in San Francisco KFRC. It was. It was the radio
Speaker 4: station everyone listened to, was AM radio, and it was
Speaker 4: just what you always had on in the car and everywhere. Oh,
Speaker 4: because it was just like kind of top forty regular,
Speaker 4: you know. It was the one choice you had basically
Speaker 4: until you grew up and then you're like, oh man,
Speaker 4: km E L and yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: So one day I got it into my head and
Speaker 4: I called them because I wanted to tell them please
Speaker 4: do not play the song Papa is a Rolling Stone.
Speaker 2: Oh wow.
Speaker 1: I honestly like.
Speaker 4: Had I had made up this whole speech in my
Speaker 4: head of like I really, you know, with someone died
Speaker 4: and it just don't do it where it wasn't even
Speaker 4: like that kind of radio station because that would kind
Speaker 4: of be.
Speaker 2: An oldie yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 4: But I and so I called the place and it
Speaker 4: just rang and rang. No one ever picked up the phone,
Speaker 4: and then eventually I went like what am I doing?
Speaker 1: And I just hung the phone, but.
Speaker 4: It rang probably twenty times before I was like, stop it.
Speaker 4: You're just being weirdly dramatic, and.
Speaker 2: You were calling to not request a song.
Speaker 4: I was calling to actually tell them that there was
Speaker 4: a song that was now banned.
Speaker 5: Oh god, I would that those songs that can come
Speaker 5: up right away, I would. I would call and say, please,
Speaker 5: don't ever can we delete the song?
Speaker 2: Bird is the word? Now?
Speaker 1: Can you can we delete it right now?
Speaker 2: Damn, it's the last time I'll ever do it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that was kind of a normal thing to do
Speaker 5: when I there was a college radio station and I
Speaker 5: would see them going a little too far synth pop,
Speaker 5: you know, it was it was all music I kind
Speaker 5: of liked.
Speaker 2: But then I would call and request songs.
Speaker 5: It was kind of fun, like what, oh specific, I
Speaker 5: don't know, there's so many. If someone asked me, what's
Speaker 5: my favorite kind of music? Kind of it's too I
Speaker 5: can't answer it.
Speaker 2: Okay, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't remember, so you're just saying, yes, you.
Speaker 2: Have, Yes, I have, there's time.
Speaker 5: Yeah. One time in vand Oregon and I requested the
Speaker 5: Sundays that I feel fine because they were playing kind of.
Speaker 2: That kind of music.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I want to feel thought that one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I love it. I love it.
Speaker 1: I love the Sundays.
Speaker 5: I had her picture of my wall in that bedroom
Speaker 5: had Harriet Wheeler on the wall.
Speaker 1: You should have.
Speaker 4: She is the prettiest with the best voice. It was
Speaker 4: crazy that band, The Sundays. If you've never heard The
Speaker 4: Sunday's listeners and you like British pop.
Speaker 1: Yeah, with awesome vocals and cool hooks. Yeah, The Sundays
Speaker 1: is your band.
Speaker 5: If you like that Mazzy Starve song Fade into You,
Speaker 5: but didn't like any of their other songs because there
Speaker 5: weren't any.
Speaker 2: Welcome to the Sundays.
Speaker 4: There was give You My Love, and which is the
Speaker 4: first song I learned to play on the guitar because
Speaker 4: it's just genc wow. I actually, and this is just
Speaker 4: a related anecdote, but I think I told you this ready.
Speaker 4: But the way I found out about The Sundays was
Speaker 4: there was this record store in Sacramento when I was
Speaker 4: in college called the Beat, and we would go there,
Speaker 4: Me and my friend Patty Riley would go there because
Speaker 4: we didn't we considered ourselves to be like mods, I guess,
Speaker 4: or goths.
Speaker 1: We didn't know. We just wore all black.
Speaker 2: But you also wrote goth mods.
Speaker 4: But we didn't know what to do, Like there was
Speaker 4: nowhere to hang out or whatever, and we were too
Speaker 4: young to go to bars, so we would just go
Speaker 4: to this record store called the Beat and walk and
Speaker 4: like hang out there. And while I was there one
Speaker 4: day just looking around, the Sundays, here's where the story
Speaker 4: ends came on.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's one of their best songs. Yeah, sure, and.
Speaker 1: It's probably the best.
Speaker 4: Yeah, their first album and Arithmetic, And I ran to
Speaker 4: the front and was like who is this? Who is
Speaker 4: like freaked out, and then bought the album right there
Speaker 4: And I've been listening to it since.
Speaker 5: I did that with a Frank Lacks first solo album
Speaker 5: after the Pixies is the best. And I heard it
Speaker 5: in a record store and said who is this?
Speaker 3: And by it?
Speaker 2: Yep, same thing.
Speaker 1: I love that. Okay we made that question our own.
Speaker 2: Yes we did. We morphed it.
Speaker 6: She saw what we did there, Yeah, ye see what
Speaker 6: you did it? She see That's what she said, CEC,
Speaker 6: That's what she said.
Speaker 2: Did Okay, this was a timely question. Howard said, how
Speaker 2: do you well this episode?
Speaker 7: That episode is not even out yet when this is
Speaker 7: being recorded, how do you handle a restroom break if
Speaker 7: they need arises?
Speaker 2: Oh? Wow, yeah you'll find out.
Speaker 5: Yeah, the episode right before this, you asked the guests
Speaker 5: if we can go back to their house and use
Speaker 5: the bathroom, hoping his baby wasn't asleep. It was kind
Speaker 5: of embarrassing, But I don't think it's happened before that.
Speaker 5: But I really had to go yesterday.
Speaker 4: Well, I was talking to Steven about while we waited
Speaker 4: for you guys, because we were out in the car,
Speaker 4: was I said, I have a theory that Chris knew
Speaker 4: he had to go to the bathroom, was just holding
Speaker 4: off in hopes that it would have come into play. Yes,
Speaker 4: and then basically realized that was a mistake and then.
Speaker 1: Had to bust himself.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all this happens live on the show. Can't wait
Speaker 1: for you to hear it.
Speaker 5: You are exactly right. I knew right away I should
Speaker 5: pee before we start. But how's that going to happen?
Speaker 5: We're already on the way to his house.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Always go at the office, yep.
Speaker 1: Always, always, even if you don't have to.
Speaker 2: Sports it out. Yes, that's so funny. That was my
Speaker 2: dad used to be.
Speaker 1: Okay, next gout, Next.
Speaker 7: At Kurtie Moons is who is your favorite Looney Tunes character?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it has to be Bugs Bunny? Right.
Speaker 5: He was just cool and funny and smart ass and yeah,
Speaker 5: always in control of the situation.
Speaker 1: Yes, Bugs Bunny was a zen master. Really.
Speaker 4: He never was in a bad mood. He never got emotional.
Speaker 4: He didn't react that way no matter what. If there's
Speaker 4: a gun in his face, right, people put him in
Speaker 4: a pot for stew.
Speaker 2: It's he just chilled out.
Speaker 5: He if you threw him in a pot filled with carrots,
Speaker 5: first of all, he'd be, hey, sweet.
Speaker 2: I love carrots.
Speaker 1: He was like, this is heaven and.
Speaker 2: There's a gun to his face.
Speaker 5: He does this saying where his eyes just kind of
Speaker 5: go droopy, like he's bored with how yeah, yet like
Speaker 5: he's like, if you're yelling at him, a gun point
Speaker 5: bugs money gets you for it and tired.
Speaker 2: Yes, oh man.
Speaker 4: He can also fucking play the piano like a son
Speaker 4: of a bitch. I think the only time Bugs Bunny's
Speaker 4: cool it was ever fucked with it anyway, was when
Speaker 4: that big weird red monster remember when the Big Weird red.
Speaker 1: Oh no, that's not true though, because the Big Weird
Speaker 1: when he was like I love him and gets him
Speaker 1: a com But I don't think he liked that.
Speaker 4: But remember we got the upper hand and started doing
Speaker 4: the monster's nails and talking like he was a manicurist.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, that was bizarre.
Speaker 4: Yes, there was like every once in a while bugs
Speaker 4: would be in drag or he would act like a girl. Yeah,
Speaker 4: just you know, to mess with people and to mess
Speaker 4: with gender roles.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I loved it.
Speaker 5: He was a great who's your who's the other cho?
Speaker 5: You know that guy that hunts trying to kill him on?
Speaker 5: No one likes that.
Speaker 4: No one likes that senile murder, violence based. It's not
Speaker 4: a solution, Elmer, Fuck.
Speaker 2: Stop it, that is all.
Speaker 1: You can't just kill everything all folks. Okay, yeah, we
Speaker 1: really solve that. Answers easy on that one.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 7: At Bunnie Punn's asked really to soup, speaking of what's
Speaker 7: your go to soup.
Speaker 5: Karen and Rabbit. Yeah, I'm a big soup man. Uh
Speaker 5: I'm you know, I.
Speaker 2: Like uh all soups.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm just you don't seem to be able
Speaker 1: to name one.
Speaker 5: So I'm not a huge fan of like lobster bisk
Speaker 5: that sounds so I'll just do like here's like the
Speaker 5: not request a song thing good idea lobster you like
Speaker 5: that's because you get excited. Bisc is a cool sounding word.
Speaker 5: Lobster yum. But it's just a little lobster and a blender.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: And that cold soup shit that caspato, Get the fuck
Speaker 5: I'll kick it across the floor. You all other soups.
Speaker 5: I'm into tomato, sure, I'm not bored. Tomato chunks in it,
Speaker 5: even better, chicken rice, chicken wild ride, can noodle, Yes,
Speaker 5: any chicken based soup, MINESTRONI you bet?
Speaker 2: How about split plea?
Speaker 5: Fuck?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Split peas and I don't even like peas. I've talked
Speaker 2: about it.
Speaker 1: You split them though, split please sl.
Speaker 4: But I was going to say, what about my first
Speaker 4: and first and foremost answers broccoli, cheddar, cream of broccoli
Speaker 4: and jeddar.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah that is it's just a meal, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 6: it's right there.
Speaker 5: And then that Yeah, my dad was always a big
Speaker 5: fan of the French.
Speaker 2: Is it onions?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, it's so good.
Speaker 2: Crack it in there.
Speaker 1: You get all kinds of bread.
Speaker 2: All kinds of bread, all kind of up and down. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: don't get a startus on soups.
Speaker 1: Artists on soup split please Sorry, that wasn't even a good.
Speaker 2: Joke, and I brought it.
Speaker 1: Split please split please okay.
Speaker 7: At Christina seven says, what was the dumbest crime you
Speaker 7: committed as a child.
Speaker 5: We talked about this last episode two. I jumped in
Speaker 5: on car yeah, cop.
Speaker 1: Car, oh min would be?
Speaker 4: I shoplifted one jolly rancher that was literally two cents,
Speaker 4: but my mom wasn't there to pay for it, and
Speaker 4: I needed candy because I was at the store where
Speaker 4: we always buy candy, and I was like, I couldn't
Speaker 4: deal with the idea that I couldn't have any so
Speaker 4: I took it and then felt so guilty that I
Speaker 4: had to tell on myself, like two.
Speaker 1: Days later, like I went to my mother crying and it.
Speaker 5: Was yeah, because when I was young, I stole one
Speaker 5: of these little whistles that goes who like there's a
Speaker 5: there's a fan in the middle. It's just a plastic cylinder,
Speaker 5: and I put one in my pocket at this from
Speaker 5: this party store in the mall, and then I hit
Speaker 5: it for a couple of days, and then I brought
Speaker 5: it back and got caught putting it back. And I said,
Speaker 5: I put this in my pocket and I'm putting it back,
Speaker 5: and and uh, I think the person believed. Nothing happened
Speaker 5: after that, so I guess they believe me.
Speaker 1: That's when you learned to lie.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, at least, like even if you're being honest
Speaker 5: and bringing something back, don't be.
Speaker 2: That honest where it like fucks with your life.
Speaker 4: I had to go in. I had to go in.
Speaker 4: My mom goes, what do you think you should do?
Speaker 4: What do you think the answer should be? And I
Speaker 4: was like, give money to charity.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 4: Then she's like, why don't you go in and tell
Speaker 4: them that you did it and pay them? Because we
Speaker 4: saw it was the Aegis's family. It was Agis's grocery store,
Speaker 4: and we went there every single day and bought candy.
Speaker 4: So it made no sense that I would shoplift because
Speaker 4: we were always there, we always had our own money,
Speaker 4: like it was a very odd thing, but it was
Speaker 4: because we were with the Tammlers, a different family who
Speaker 4: were They were like, you can't buy candy, We're just
Speaker 4: sending you there for like her mom needed. You know,
Speaker 4: of course I was about to stay soup, but I
Speaker 4: don't know that's actually what it was. And I couldn't
Speaker 4: bring myself. Jim As was the one working that day.
Speaker 4: I can see it all before me. I couldn't bring
Speaker 4: myself to tell him. I went in with the money,
Speaker 4: and my mom basically said, go tell him and give
Speaker 4: him the money back, and I couldn't do it. So
Speaker 4: I went in there and like lingered around by the
Speaker 4: counter and acted super weird and then put the money
Speaker 4: in like a march of dimes, canon left and then
Speaker 4: just kind of was like I just the whole thing.
Speaker 2: Felt so terrible.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And at this point I would say to my mother,
Speaker 4: I was I think five. She I could have had
Speaker 4: a little more help with that whole moral situation.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's a little young. At least go in with me, Yeah,
Speaker 5: I think. Yeah, I had to have been seven or eight.
Speaker 5: It's amazing how I can't. That's a very dissonant memory,
Speaker 5: but it is very vivid. Maybe I was that around
Speaker 5: that age too.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Okay, let's do one last one because we're almost
Speaker 4: back to that.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, okay, and Angela's nineteen seventy nine says.
Speaker 2: What's the best road trip you've taken as an adult?
Speaker 8: Oh, I I drive a travel It's so much a
Speaker 8: party doing comedy that I'm like, road trips aren't a
Speaker 8: fun thing.
Speaker 5: And a road trip suggests there's other people with you.
Speaker 5: ID so many fun ones. Just a group of dudes
Speaker 5: in a car going snowboarding.
Speaker 2: We would drive, we would drive.
Speaker 5: We'd go to Vegas just to go there and show
Speaker 5: that we grew mustaches and bought bad suits and drive back.
Speaker 5: It was just a reason to not be in the house.
Speaker 5: But I think this tour I'm going on and uh,
Speaker 5: renting a car and going to all those cities I
Speaker 5: think will be a fun road trip for me because
Speaker 5: I'm going to you know, different city every day, driving
Speaker 5: in a car, renting a car. So I think I'm
Speaker 5: about to go on my favorite adult road trip that you.
Speaker 4: Know what, You just did that perfectly because it's the
Speaker 4: perfect last answer. Yeah, you added a plug. Yeah my answer.
Speaker 4: I agree with Chris. That's my answer too. And now
Speaker 4: let's end because I have one minute before to get.
Speaker 1: A phone call.
Speaker 2: You've been listening to Do you need a ride? He
Speaker 2: went a r.
Speaker 3: I leave in you want to way back you do
Speaker 3: I you want to be there, doesn't matter how much
Speaker 3: baggage you claim. Give us time and a terminol and gay.
Speaker 3: We want to send you off in style. Do you want
Speaker 3: to welcome you back home? Tell us all about it.
Speaker 1: We scared her? Was it fine?
Speaker 4: Melbourne?
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 2: Do you ride?
Speaker 3: Do you need.
Speaker 2: With Karen and Cress Mmm