Speaker 1: Little mama, She my flavor. She can drinking straight within
Speaker 1: now chaser, we can face time a little later. And
Speaker 1: so fat, I said a prayer, Little mama, don't you know? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Should have never let you go. Oh, you're my flavor.
Speaker 1: She gets drinking straight willow chaser.
Speaker 2: Your bash three cups, Little mama, you're my flavor. She
Speaker 2: kept drinking straight with no chaser. That's so low key.
Speaker 3: It's catchy and Loki applies to us, thank you twenty three.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I can drink it with no
Speaker 2: chaser a pussy, I mean I can. I mean, I
Speaker 2: guess I'm.
Speaker 3: Drinking okay, bitch, I just poured yourself tequila with lime
Speaker 3: lime squeeze.
Speaker 2: It's a chase. I mean the little line in there,
Speaker 2: the ice is yeah, a lot.
Speaker 3: But never has a lime squeeze been considered a chaser.
Speaker 2: Dear little Mama, she's not flavor. She can drink it straight.
Speaker 2: Window chain go check out his video.
Speaker 4: He literally is holding twenty three cups like I think
Speaker 4: he travels around town with his twenty three cups.
Speaker 2: He has a twenty three cup like gold chain. That's heavy.
Speaker 2: That's really heavy. Cups the better.
Speaker 4: Speaking of twenty three cups. I felt like I had
Speaker 4: twenty three cups of alcohol last night.
Speaker 3: Apparently I did, because I woke up this morning and
Speaker 3: song textas just.
Speaker 4: Like, what, Yeah, we went out last night. We went
Speaker 4: to Delilah's, which I've never been to. I guess it's
Speaker 4: like a La hotspot. It's a very mad bougie. It
Speaker 4: was like many places in La are it was bougie.
Speaker 2: I saw Kendall Jenner there. Yeah, we did.
Speaker 4: She Jimilla said, isn't that Kylie. She's like, I don't
Speaker 4: know if I know, And I'm like, that is not
Speaker 4: Kylie Jenner.
Speaker 2: I'm like, it's one. It's I'm close. I saw Drake's dad,
Speaker 2: which I was really excited about. And I've seen him
Speaker 2: like fifty seven times. I feel like you were friends
Speaker 2: at this point. I don't go out, so I don't
Speaker 2: ever see He's always out girl.
Speaker 4: I mean I was drinks dad, I'd be out too,
Speaker 4: Like we probably gets in everywhere, sure, and he's just
Speaker 4: mad cool.
Speaker 2: People just want to take care of him just based
Speaker 2: off his You made that amazing son. Shout out to
Speaker 2: Champagne Poppy, Yeah, Champagne Papa Papa.
Speaker 3: Apparently last night We went out with a group of
Speaker 3: girls and Erica was left first to the strip club
Speaker 3: and apparently she paid forty dollars to get in. So
Speaker 3: I texted her from this line, like you paid forty
Speaker 3: dollars to get in here.
Speaker 2: I didn't pay. My friend paid for me. What I
Speaker 2: was like, okay, I was like she's like yeah. I'm like, damn,
Speaker 2: we can't be like the cheap bitches. So I was
Speaker 2: drunk and basically.
Speaker 3: Swindled the bouncer by flashing him eight times with one
Speaker 3: left titty Forde was gotten for free. So basically, forty
Speaker 3: times four my boob one boob is worth one hundred
Speaker 3: and twenty dollars.
Speaker 2: I got an expensive titty. I'm pretty proud. I mean,
Speaker 2: you got in there. I was like, oh, did you
Speaker 2: pay her? Like no, I just showed me ten.
Speaker 3: I was like, really, want to pick charges forty dollars each?
Speaker 3: We all each house.
Speaker 4: I mean, I was low key shocked that they were
Speaker 4: charging women. I was like, wait, what, Well, that's because they.
Speaker 3: Don't care if we come because we don't well, not
Speaker 3: if you're Erica and you're drunk, we don't tend to tip.
Speaker 4: Well. I just felt well back in the day when
Speaker 4: I used to club a lot, like, there was no
Speaker 4: way I would have paid forty Like now I'm like lame.
Speaker 2: And I'd be like, oh fine, I don't.
Speaker 4: Like to stress, I don't like to fit, I don't
Speaker 4: like the stress and plus, but I should have just
Speaker 4: showed a titty.
Speaker 2: I didn't even think about that.
Speaker 3: I don't know what motivated me to suggest that, and
Speaker 3: I was idealless. So I was really really trying to
Speaker 3: make him butter them up.
Speaker 4: Hump, But yeah, we were, so we were. My girl Ashley
Speaker 4: was with me, and she loved strip clubs, and so
Speaker 4: early in the day she's like, we should go to
Speaker 4: Sam's tonight. And so Sam's is this club downtown, the
Speaker 4: strip club downtown.
Speaker 2: So we ended up going to.
Speaker 4: Delilah's that was in West Hollywood, and I was like, well,
Speaker 4: I don't really want to go all the way downtown.
Speaker 2: And then my boy.
Speaker 4: Carl sent him me up and he was like, well,
Speaker 4: I'm gonna go. Let's go to Crazy Girls just down
Speaker 4: the street. And I was like, well, fuck it. I
Speaker 4: haven't been there in a really long time since my
Speaker 4: baby daddy performed there like eight years ago.
Speaker 2: And I remember that when I went. It was kind of.
Speaker 4: Lame, like everyone was just in bikinis, and I was like,
Speaker 4: I don't know, but apparently I'd changed. So I was like,
Speaker 4: fuck it, I'll go, and so I went. And the
Speaker 4: moment I walked in, I was like, I feel like
Speaker 4: I'm gonna see my.
Speaker 2: Baby daddy here. This looks like his.
Speaker 3: Element where if he'd hang out, this is where he
Speaker 3: would hang a bar and some pussy and loki.
Speaker 4: I was like, you better not be here because he's
Speaker 4: supposed to be in San Diego today.
Speaker 2: You better hope his has listen, like he wasn't there.
Speaker 4: But what I.
Speaker 2: Realized after I had withdrawn three hundred dollars.
Speaker 3: Out of my account, T hundred dollars, it was the
Speaker 3: same that no one was naked.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I think like after I'd already spent like about one
Speaker 4: hundred and ninety eight dollars, it dawned on me that
Speaker 4: I was giving girls in bikinis my money.
Speaker 2: That was but I was like, oh why, yeah, I
Speaker 2: was like what am I doing?
Speaker 4: And then my friend was enabling me because she kept
Speaker 4: looking at me and like holding up hands like stacks,
Speaker 4: like I need more, I need more money, And I
Speaker 4: was like, fuck, okay, fine, I did pay for me
Speaker 4: to get in, but I like, I like paid my
Speaker 4: fee twice over maybe like no, like four times over.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, she paid for it again. She was
Speaker 2: definitely trying to see that she loves strip she loves
Speaker 2: strip clubs. I love strippers. I did too.
Speaker 3: I do like naked ones, though I know I would
Speaker 3: prefer a stripper that's in the nude, So I don't
Speaker 3: even know if that fucking counts.
Speaker 2: He went to the pool last night and there was
Speaker 2: no pool, basically just pay for a bunch of bitches
Speaker 2: and bikinis. They were literally in bikinis.
Speaker 4: And this morning I woke up with a lot of
Speaker 4: ones in my bag, and so I didn't spend all
Speaker 4: my money, but I spent a lot of it.
Speaker 2: Went to go pay for something at a metal office
Speaker 2: and the bitch, yes, or where were you doing?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Because I paid her forty four dollars in singles.
Speaker 2: Hello, Hi, can you guys go out there and we're working?
Speaker 2: You guys go out there? Do you want me to
Speaker 2: put TV on? It's okay? Is it all? Oh?
Speaker 4: Wow?
Speaker 2: That was frustration. Did you hear that I did? Anyway?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I paid forty four dollars in singles at the
Speaker 4: doctor's office.
Speaker 2: Today, which was really interesting. It was interesting is that
Speaker 2: the bitch at the front does said, I see what
Speaker 2: you did. I was proud. I went to the shop.
Speaker 2: She was like, where were you at strip club? I
Speaker 2: was like, yep, yep, because I do fun stuff.
Speaker 4: I do.
Speaker 3: Stuff with my friends because it's fun doing hit red
Speaker 3: stuff with my friends.
Speaker 2: No, what you have? What is that? Like one of
Speaker 2: those YouTube things.
Speaker 3: There's like a kid, Oh my god, what's his name?
Speaker 3: It's some funny like Lavonte. He's like eight years old.
Speaker 3: He saw his grandma's car.
Speaker 2: And then the man on the news is like, why
Speaker 2: did you do it? Lavonte?
Speaker 3: He's like, because because it's fun. I like the hood
Speaker 3: with stuff with my friends.
Speaker 2: My friend that smokes with cigarettes.
Speaker 4: There's a Boon Dust episode about, Oh my god, I've
Speaker 4: never seen that.
Speaker 2: My friend who smokes with cigarette? Who smokes with cigarettes?
Speaker 2: Lavon tai is. But yeah, last name was it was?
Speaker 2: It was cool.
Speaker 4: It's fun.
Speaker 2: Next time I'm gonna go to Sam's. Never went Crazy
Speaker 2: Girls again.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Yeah, we were being lazy because probably because it
Speaker 3: was two o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we left Delilah's at like we did. We're like, no,
Speaker 2: it was like one one fifteen. Yeah, because when I
Speaker 2: was the bar was closing. Yeah. No, I took one
Speaker 2: last shot. I saw two guys.
Speaker 3: I knew they ordered twelve shots, and I was sure
Speaker 3: to be included in the Ye you guys.
Speaker 2: You guys be nice to each other. Okay, okay, both
Speaker 2: of you be nice. Go on, oh on, go play
Speaker 2: with your legos. Oh my gosh, it's gonna be one
Speaker 2: of those episodes.
Speaker 4: Guys, right, it's getting late, Go get go play with
Speaker 4: your legos.
Speaker 2: They're in the bed. They're in Irie's room, next to
Speaker 2: the door, next to the door. That's all she had
Speaker 2: to hear. Okay, she likes legos.
Speaker 4: Speaking of naked, we were just watching an episode of
Speaker 4: Naked and.
Speaker 2: Afraid, and who the fuck would go on that show?
Speaker 4: I guess I believe I've seen it a few times,
Speaker 4: but it's like it's comedy actually us that one she
Speaker 4: was like, there was a girl who I thought.
Speaker 2: Was a lesbian, but she's not. She has a husband
Speaker 2: and kids.
Speaker 4: And then this other guy and I guess it was
Speaker 4: rainy and cold, but they're both married. They're both married,
Speaker 4: and it was cold and rainy, so they had to
Speaker 4: cuddle for like warmth. And then her confessional, she was like,
Speaker 4: it was I'm just so upset that, like his boner
Speaker 4: was in my back. That place is reserved for my husband.
Speaker 4: You're her husband's boner was reserved for that place on her.
Speaker 3: Back, Like did you not consider that when you were
Speaker 3: deciding to go for twenty one days naked in Ecuador?
Speaker 3: Or some shit like did your husband consider You're naked
Speaker 3: with another man, lonely and cold, and you never thought.
Speaker 4: Like perhaps his penis might brush on your leg and
Speaker 4: it might get an erection since men can't help it,
Speaker 4: or might go inside of you because after twenty one
Speaker 4: days of starvation and you know, just your mind is.
Speaker 2: Not right anymore, people start to look attractive. You look,
Speaker 2: you look amazing. You need comfort, comfort, comfort, jungle sex.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, you would never. You couldn't pay me fucking
Speaker 3: five million dollars to do that show. And I love
Speaker 3: being naked.
Speaker 4: The only way, the only reason I would ever do
Speaker 4: that show is to get skinny.
Speaker 3: Good luck if we get bitten by a fucking venomous
Speaker 3: snake and then get be skinny and.
Speaker 2: Dead, because those those people after twenty one days. They're like,
Speaker 2: Rebecca lost twenty two pounds and twenty one days. Well,
Speaker 2: the guy always loses more weight because that's just life.
Speaker 2: I can't even afford to there's no pounds on naked
Speaker 2: got bitch, you can't.
Speaker 4: You cannot lose any more weight me and really did
Speaker 4: a little sexy shoot yesterday?
Speaker 2: Was it yesterday? Yeah? Apparently I don't know how to
Speaker 2: take sexy photos at all, apparently neither one of them. No,
Speaker 2: you're good at it. You're like really good at it
Speaker 2: because I.
Speaker 3: Had my good tip, even though it was making me
Speaker 3: come out looking like a porn star in every shot.
Speaker 3: I was telling Erica that if you take if you
Speaker 3: want to take a sexy picture, this photographer tell me then,
Speaker 3: now that I think of it, he was a guy,
Speaker 3: it's probably lying.
Speaker 2: He wanted to hear you do.
Speaker 3: Yeah. He was like, if you like think about sex
Speaker 3: and like kind of like moan in your head, are
Speaker 3: kind of that loud, it will make your pictures come
Speaker 3: out sexier.
Speaker 2: So the whole time we're taking you're just like we were.
Speaker 2: And my friend Jamie was like, Okay, what's going on.
Speaker 2: It's not like a soft corn and all of our
Speaker 2: just looked very hard.
Speaker 4: Forn No, but you're so like your body's so small
Speaker 4: and peteete that it doesn't even look like like. It
Speaker 4: doesn't look nasty, my big ass and just I got
Speaker 4: just ship just hanging all over, hanging all over.
Speaker 3: Please, it's flawless, bitch. I'm not hurt, but my pictures
Speaker 3: I kept from my cell phone. You pose, you're like glowing.
Speaker 3: Your skin is like fucking flawless and like this fucking
Speaker 3: cut beauty Blenda right. Shout out to beauty Blender. Look
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Speaker 3: a giveaway with beauty Blender.
Speaker 2: So if you like beauty blender.
Speaker 4: Which everybody does, and if you don't know what a.
Speaker 2: Beauty blender is, step up, yo, mother fucking game.
Speaker 3: If you don't know what fucking beauty blender is, either
Speaker 3: A you have a penis or b you live under
Speaker 3: a rock, because everybody.
Speaker 2: Knows what that is, even penises. Know what beauty blunder is.
Speaker 4: It's a sponge. In case you did enough, that's gonna
Speaker 4: make your face beats.
Speaker 3: Speaking of a beat face, it brings us to today's topic,
Speaker 3: Instagram first reality, Instagram versus Reality because we are now
Speaker 3: living in the Instagram world and reality does not exist.
Speaker 2: This is no longer reality. We're on Instagram. So if
Speaker 2: you didn't know, now you know.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm so guilty of this.
Speaker 4: I can't even like I propose this topic A because
Speaker 4: I'm guilty.
Speaker 2: And B because I want to be better. But I'm
Speaker 2: main I'm and like, I don't.
Speaker 4: Need you to see my mustache and you didn't get
Speaker 4: to wax this week, so I'm a blurbd bitch on facetune.
Speaker 3: You're like way better than me because I'm technologically challenged,
Speaker 3: so I don't even know technologically. Technologically, yeah, you know,
Speaker 3: I'm not me in technology.
Speaker 2: Don't go good you in technow don't.
Speaker 3: I don't do technoingn't do technology, and I don't do
Speaker 3: tech noow.
Speaker 2: This is the whole Texting is not working for me.
Speaker 3: I don't know how to use any face tune apps.
Speaker 3: I I'll like, if something that's really bad, I'll text
Speaker 3: my friend like fix it they I'll have her sent
Speaker 3: it back to me. But what's even worse than the
Speaker 3: fact that I need to probably learn how to because
Speaker 3: I will fucking pick a picture to post literally look
Speaker 3: at it. For four hours and my friends like, you
Speaker 3: still didn't post it. She's like, oh the fuck, what
Speaker 3: the fuck? And then four hours later I'm like it's
Speaker 3: not good enough.
Speaker 2: Never mind.
Speaker 3: And so then like four weeks I've gone by since
Speaker 3: I haven't posted anything, and then I'm like, wow, I shouldn't.
Speaker 2: I should really try to step up my Instagram game.
Speaker 2: But it's just it's too much pressure. Society is too
Speaker 2: much pressure. It is a lot of pressure. I mean,
Speaker 2: I'm trying.
Speaker 4: I've been trying to like curate my instagram more, my
Speaker 4: personal instagram more for work because I work in beauty and.
Speaker 3: Like everybody knows your instagram accounts for life whatever.
Speaker 4: It just needs to look beautifully curated.
Speaker 2: Peace. I'm really not a great at it. I fuck
Speaker 2: up all the time.
Speaker 4: Like I look at my other friends and like my
Speaker 4: like me shat her instagram is like she's a photographer,
Speaker 4: so always betiful.
Speaker 2: So BEAUTI full.
Speaker 4: It's like the same, like all the colors of are
Speaker 4: the same, like the temperature is the same.
Speaker 2: How did you manage to do this? I don't know.
Speaker 2: I try. This is me and like you in face,
Speaker 2: like me and my mom, me and my dad. This
Speaker 2: is on a vacation to the Bahamas.
Speaker 4: But but getting back to the Instagram versus reality, I
Speaker 4: just you know, it's it's one thing to like, you know,
Speaker 4: take a pimple away, smooth, a little poor. But I
Speaker 4: mean some of these instagrams are out of control because
Speaker 4: especially because I work in in beauty and I work
Speaker 4: with a lot of makeup influencers, and uh, we hire them,
Speaker 4: we'll end up hiring them and then they look totally
Speaker 4: different in person. Well they're not oh like Instagram and
Speaker 4: makeup influencers, okay, like some of them that maybe don't
Speaker 4: post videos, because there's influencers that don't even do videos
Speaker 4: that have millions of follows.
Speaker 3: Wo, Like, how do you how do you how do
Speaker 3: your makeup influence? Like you just do your makeup really loud?
Speaker 3: That's insane.
Speaker 4: Like for example, there's one this this one girl, am
Speaker 4: Rezi at am Rezi, and she probably has like five
Speaker 4: million followers or something, and she's never I've never.
Speaker 2: Seen her post a makeup tutorial.
Speaker 4: Like maybe she'll do some like on Snapchat like her
Speaker 4: getting ready, but not she has five point five million follows.
Speaker 4: Let me see, Yeah she your friend. No, I don't know,
Speaker 4: she's wearing a lot a makeup. She's she wears lots
Speaker 4: of makeup. Is this low key likes a highlight? Yeah,
Speaker 4: she's like she's had like a collab with like Anastasia
Speaker 4: Beverly Hills, like girls, she's getting paid.
Speaker 2: It's too much.
Speaker 3: I mean, like I love women, you know, No, I'm
Speaker 3: not hate you know, more power too. But like, especially
Speaker 3: as we live in La y'all like sometime to go
Speaker 3: to the club and I'm like, oh my god, could
Speaker 3: you bitches your stuff out of a video shoot?
Speaker 2: Like what, I don't know, it doesn't matter how many
Speaker 2: hours I spend on my makeup, and my highlight never
Speaker 2: looks like it's never glowing from across the room. You no,
Speaker 2: Like this bitch is shining at me from her Instagram. Well,
Speaker 2: that's a lot of filter. It's a lot of filter.
Speaker 4: It's a lot of like like like that detail button
Speaker 4: and face tune that makes everything pop more. They fucking
Speaker 4: rub that ship right there my cheek bone point. And
Speaker 4: you know, I don't know what she looks like. I
Speaker 4: mean I've seen like some videos and what she looks
Speaker 4: like in person. You guys never kill with her, No,
Speaker 4: but she looks pretty.
Speaker 2: Much she looks like that. You know, she's she's a
Speaker 2: pretty girl. I mean, she's definitely pretty.
Speaker 4: But it's definitely like there's definitely a lot of face tuning,
Speaker 4: and not just specifically her, just in general. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 4: like you see you meet these girls and you're like, oh,
Speaker 4: you're a little heavier than I thought you were, Like
Speaker 4: your angles are Oh no, it's not even about an
Speaker 4: angle anymore. It's like literally face tune. You can bring
Speaker 4: that shit in, like bring the waist in, bring the moody.
Speaker 2: Out, just to tad, But at what point is it
Speaker 2: too much?
Speaker 3: Because what's happening also with Instagram like face like little
Speaker 3: this little that is I find like a lot of
Speaker 3: these young girls too, Like not that we're not young,
Speaker 3: but like if you're going under the knife like on
Speaker 3: your face under like twenty five, that's crazy.
Speaker 2: Like even like lips, unless you have like.
Speaker 3: Kylie Jenner little baby lips like from to be Utter
Speaker 3: twenty five and just getting shot up here and there,
Speaker 3: that's a big deal. It's just not realistic. I think
Speaker 3: that transfers into that. So that's why people think I
Speaker 3: can do it here on Instagram.
Speaker 4: Well Instagram, I feel like I don't know what, there's
Speaker 4: probably a study done, but I guarantee you Instagram has
Speaker 4: had a major influence on the plastic surgery market.
Speaker 3: Like it's probably not has it popping exactly like it
Speaker 3: was already big and it made it like fifty million times.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because these girls want to look like Kylie Jenner.
Speaker 4: They want to have the like the poop, the poudy
Speaker 4: lips and like it's like the perfect eyebrow shape and
Speaker 4: like the almond eye.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a little cute square chin and blah blah see.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because I looked at Instagram a day and I
Speaker 3: was like, I love those titties.
Speaker 2: Damn you think I could get that hip action like
Speaker 2: we're gonna, We're gonna. You can't. It's called face tune.
Speaker 2: Send me one of your photos, just faking me up. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you're on point with your face too. I need to
Speaker 2: figure it out, I.
Speaker 4: Mean, or don't because it's the devil. It's the devil. I'm,
Speaker 4: I'm it's just it's just.
Speaker 3: And then Instagram like not only does it have you
Speaker 3: misconstrued on like how perfect you should look on a
Speaker 3: daily regular faces and like as a mom, who the
Speaker 3: fuck has time to do all that goddamn conturing every day.
Speaker 2: Not us.
Speaker 4: These mamas do though, But that's the thing though, it's
Speaker 4: like they'll be like just woke up, like in bed,
Speaker 4: like with their kid. It's like this is a full
Speaker 4: photo shoot, like you did not just wake up. It's
Speaker 4: from them fucking contourt ass eyebrows and that strip lash
Speaker 4: and right, I hate when I see people like, no,
Speaker 4: s woke up and they have literally well some people
Speaker 4: sleep with their strip lashes on. I've never gonna no,
Speaker 4: some people will like get that. People some people go
Speaker 4: get strip lashes done because they can't put them on themselves,
Speaker 4: and we'll keep them on for days. You know.
Speaker 3: I'm totally against set, but I don't support that at all.
Speaker 3: I think that's insane. First of all, she flashes are
Speaker 3: fucking heavy.
Speaker 4: I can't wait to take my life. That's the first
Speaker 4: thing I want to take out if I have them on,
Speaker 4: which I only wear them like if I'm doing like
Speaker 4: gonna be on camera or something, you know, but.
Speaker 3: I don't know, but like not only looks, but like
Speaker 3: then you get misconstrued about people's whole lives and like
Speaker 3: what you can only you just take like a few
Speaker 3: photos and you thought you think you know them, like
Speaker 3: even before I told you that before we were friends.
Speaker 3: So me and Erica are friends through mutual through other friends,
Speaker 3: Like her best friend is and my best.
Speaker 2: Friend are friends, so we that's the only reason we
Speaker 2: know each other.
Speaker 3: So prior to as meeting, you know, it's to creep
Speaker 3: on your friends, friends and shit get.
Speaker 2: To click it.
Speaker 5: And I was like, oh my god, look at my life.
Speaker 5: Did you because you got proposed to as your baby shower?
Speaker 5: Why I wasn't there? But I don't even know if
Speaker 5: we weren't friends yet, but.
Speaker 2: I know this you like you know my life? She
Speaker 2: got a ring on it? How perfect she's pregnant, gotta
Speaker 2: ring on it. I'm just pregnant. And it's like you
Speaker 2: have this whole like as like.
Speaker 3: Perception perception of like what was going on in your
Speaker 3: life and how perfect it appeared.
Speaker 2: And even for myself.
Speaker 3: Like when she started going really downhill, like after that
Speaker 3: honeymoon stage, after like the first three months of having
Speaker 3: a baby, and you're like, oh, this is still my life.
Speaker 2: Is still my relationship? I was.
Speaker 3: I was hesitant to like take down certain pictures of
Speaker 3: like my family or like put like my singles pictures
Speaker 3: up because I felt some type of like loyalty to
Speaker 3: this fake ass image that I've been portraying as this
Speaker 3: like happy family.
Speaker 2: So it's just so much, so much shit, so true.
Speaker 4: I think me too, especially dating somebody or having a
Speaker 4: child with someone who has like following following in fans
Speaker 4: that like check in on us and like apparently are
Speaker 4: rooting for us.
Speaker 2: The lack of hashtag. I felt this, I felt I
Speaker 2: felt the same pressure.
Speaker 4: I mean, me and my baby Daddy used to argue
Speaker 4: about Instagram, like why like early on in our relationship,
Speaker 4: because he would never post me and I wouldn't want
Speaker 4: to be that girl. But it got to the point
Speaker 4: where it's like we were together for like two years,
Speaker 4: you've never posted a photo of me, right, what the
Speaker 4: fuck is that?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 4: But you posted a photo of you mot like with
Speaker 4: the video ho like on set when he's like and
Speaker 4: like we would get into like the serious arguments about it,
Speaker 4: like and like looking back, like it's stupid, but like
Speaker 4: that's the world we live in, Like we live in
Speaker 4: a world where like this shit matters.
Speaker 2: Instagram is like validates. It doesn't. It doesn't validate, but
Speaker 2: you think it.
Speaker 4: You think it validates, Like your relationship, like you know, it's.
Speaker 2: Just I don't know, it's so weird. It's so weird.
Speaker 2: Whereas now, like in my dating.
Speaker 4: Life, I probably won't post the person that I'm dating ever.
Speaker 3: You know, first of all, I'm way too smooth, Like
Speaker 3: I'm ways too smooth for that.
Speaker 2: I would never like put it.
Speaker 3: All in my game, like unless we're going together, like
Speaker 3: this is a relationship.
Speaker 2: Strong for some time, I'm not. Because I was posting
Speaker 2: photos of us, and I was like, I don't understand.
Speaker 4: Why you're not posting photos of me? Should I sent
Speaker 4: you that cutest photo of us? Why is it, Honora?
Speaker 4: But then like when we broke up, you know, I
Speaker 4: left the photos there for a while because of that,
Speaker 4: I felt this pressuremaking.
Speaker 2: This image or like I don't know, it wasn't just me,
Speaker 2: It wasn't the pressure too.
Speaker 4: It was also me like holding on to this fantasy
Speaker 4: of what my life was supposed to be. I just
Speaker 4: it felt like if I it almost felt like if
Speaker 4: I deleted it on Instagram, deleted, like it was actually
Speaker 4: deleted from my life, like your honus exactly, Oh my god.
Speaker 4: But you know, but then I did it and I
Speaker 4: deleted them. I did I deleted all photos of I
Speaker 4: kept some photos of like her and her father.
Speaker 2: But like us. Yeah no, I was like, I need
Speaker 2: to do over.
Speaker 3: I would give anyone the wrong with pressure who might
Speaker 3: be creeping and want to creep in the dams. My
Speaker 3: baby's daddy was psychough about like me and posting pictures
Speaker 3: of him. I'm like, you need to chill, even now
Speaker 3: that we're not together. If we're like being cool one week,
Speaker 3: you don't want Oh you don't want to insta snap this?
Speaker 2: Huh? Hey enough, who got banging? Tell them to break
Speaker 2: out the lego? Like, okay, if you guys.
Speaker 4: Hear all this banging and background, I'm sorry, it's our
Speaker 4: kids legos.
Speaker 2: Hardly usual.
Speaker 3: He'll be like, oh, you don't want to post it
Speaker 3: on Snap and it's a story you're afraid somebody's gonna see.
Speaker 2: I'm thinking of my head.
Speaker 3: Yeah, nigga, yes, actually the fuck I am.
Speaker 2: I don't need you all in my business like that.
Speaker 2: Like no, even it's funny the young.
Speaker 3: And even though like I'm not like ship with anyone obviously,
Speaker 3: he like posted brons with each other. He posted like,
Speaker 3: one time, my husband's the story of some girl he
Speaker 3: was saying, and I was like not feeling it, and.
Speaker 2: He's like, you're mad. I'm like, I'm not mad.
Speaker 3: I just don't think it's smooth at all, Like from
Speaker 3: a play one player to another, Like I don't need
Speaker 3: to see all your bitch like your bitches, Okay, I
Speaker 3: know you have a your keep that like yeah, like
Speaker 3: to me, it's not proper single like etiquette. Yeah, like
Speaker 3: I don't know a funk what you're doing. Honestly, I'm
Speaker 3: not gonna even question it. But if I'm scrolling for
Speaker 3: your answer SR to see your cute face and then
Speaker 3: I have to see a bitch's face, I'm probably not.
Speaker 2: Gonna like you anymore. There's not a real reason. It's
Speaker 2: just you should be better. Well, it's also ego. It
Speaker 2: is ago.
Speaker 6: Right because I had it been me. I want to say, ship,
Speaker 6: I had to turn that dawn off. Oh wait, that
Speaker 6: door needs some WT for me. So were in the
Speaker 6: attic and a creepy.
Speaker 2: Way I know, you know, yeah, no, I know.
Speaker 4: It's like it's your life too, because like since we
Speaker 4: started this podcast, like I've been looking up you know,
Speaker 4: like mommy bloggers, like trying to see like who else
Speaker 4: is mom Like what are the mommy bloggers, like who
Speaker 4: can we reach out to.
Speaker 2: If you please?
Speaker 4: Who can we reach out to or who can be
Speaker 4: inspiring to me more? You know as a mom I've
Speaker 4: always followed I've always followed a few, but now that
Speaker 4: you know we do this, Like I was like, I
Speaker 4: need to know, I need to know what these who
Speaker 4: these women's are. And there's a few that are very honest.
Speaker 4: There's just one girl, melaw Murder, and she's not a
Speaker 4: mommy blogger. She's actually a dancer and she was like
Speaker 4: used to be on tour with Diplo for the years.
Speaker 4: She end up having a baby with like another dancer guy.
Speaker 4: It's it went south. And she's very very transparent about
Speaker 4: her feelings how exhausted she is as a mother, Like
Speaker 4: like she just goes in Like today I cried all
Speaker 4: day because like I'm a single parent and I don't
Speaker 4: have help, and like it's my baby. Daddy goes on
Speaker 4: the internet and portrays himself as this great person and he's.
Speaker 2: Not, you know, and like so it's just like.
Speaker 4: And then there's then there's the other the side of
Speaker 4: the spectrum where it's like the perfect mommy, like mommy,
Speaker 4: like here's our recipe like that we made we have
Speaker 4: these francake now, she heels my pancake recipe.
Speaker 2: This is my chaiat seed putting recipes because I cook
Speaker 2: every night, wearing while glowing, while highlighted, while in high heels,
Speaker 2: walk across the street with my perfectly matched outfit with
Speaker 2: my toddler. Don't ask me who took the photos, because
Speaker 2: it was a professional photographer. Dad. How bitters have this?
Speaker 2: How do your kids participate? Who's taking the photos? Like,
Speaker 2: my friends don't even take like more than three photos
Speaker 2: of me? God forbid, they.
Speaker 4: Come out bad like I low he like imagined us
Speaker 4: to be somewhat like them. Don't. I can't do it.
Speaker 4: It's not gonna happen like we have. We just did
Speaker 4: a little photo shoot for ourselves. But like there's no
Speaker 4: time to be doing all these Like I just can't.
Speaker 2: I don't have enough time. I don't I still care.
Speaker 3: Enough even sometimes I'm thing, let me put on make
Speaker 3: like we should put on makeup Momi podcast. At least
Speaker 3: we could take a couple of pictures and then every
Speaker 3: time I can't hear me both look like shit. I
Speaker 3: like come of slippers like halfway Infanjon the scarves on
Speaker 3: and shit, like the only thing we can manage to
Speaker 3: do is like.
Speaker 2: Roll a blunt like there's no photo was betting taken?
Speaker 4: Which, by the way, guys, I did not smoke today,
Speaker 4: Like I've taken a vow of no smoking before podcasting
Speaker 4: because I've noticed that I'm just not.
Speaker 2: My true I'm not your IQ level. My IQ level
Speaker 2: is a lot.
Speaker 4: Lower and I can't keep trains of thoughts are slow.
Speaker 4: But yeah, I mean, I mean I still like but
Speaker 4: either I do like appreciate that. I still do appreciate
Speaker 4: that that mommy blogger that can do that.
Speaker 2: I mean.
Speaker 4: I still look up I look at her and I'm like,
Speaker 4: I do there's this aspirational aspect to her, and that's
Speaker 4: why she has.
Speaker 2: A million followers.
Speaker 4: Or I don't have many followers because mommy, most mommies
Speaker 4: know they ain't they're not gonna do that shit, and
Speaker 4: you know they're they're looking at this like, oh, this
Speaker 4: is inspiring, or I would like to aspire to be
Speaker 4: this way, but I am not going to.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I mean Instagram versus reality, it's just I mean,
Speaker 2: it's just like there's no going back from it, right,
Speaker 2: this is just the world we live in and it's
Speaker 2: just gonna be. I try not to participate.
Speaker 3: Like sometimes I'll find myself not willing to post a
Speaker 3: video because I look ugly or I'm singing and it
Speaker 3: sounds but.
Speaker 2: I'm like, who gives a fuck? I do look ugly
Speaker 2: right now, Like don't look pretty all the time?
Speaker 3: Like who? Like, I have to remind myself to not
Speaker 3: give a fuck. So, I mean, the world's never going
Speaker 3: back to what it was. But my biggest thing I
Speaker 3: try to remind myself because I'm like, I'm not one of.
Speaker 2: These like instid bitches.
Speaker 3: It's like real, recognize it real, So you could either
Speaker 3: get with it or you could kick fucking rocks.
Speaker 2: But that bitch doesn't look like that all the time.
Speaker 3: And when you scrape that makeup off and it shits
Speaker 3: all over your pillow and your white teeth and she's
Speaker 3: not gonna look That's what I think about too.
Speaker 4: I'm like, so like, when you go home with this
Speaker 4: bitch and you wake up in the morning and her
Speaker 4: eyelash is hanging off and all the contours gone, and
Speaker 4: she got a doll.
Speaker 2: Face, how do you feel?
Speaker 4: Then?
Speaker 2: What? And then how does she feel? Right?
Speaker 3: And then another thing is I think instagrams bitches.
Speaker 2: We are all like have our natural insecurities, but like.
Speaker 3: It probably makes women like ten times more insecure, women
Speaker 3: who wear that much makeup and do all that A
Speaker 3: lot of times, it is insecurity that motivates.
Speaker 2: It's not probably, it's one hundred percent guaranteed because.
Speaker 4: I Instagram has made me insecure right right, like especially
Speaker 4: as a new mom, like not being not bouncing back
Speaker 4: and not getting my bounced back body like like a
Speaker 4: month later, like it took me three years to lose seventy.
Speaker 2: Pounds, you know, right, and like looking at like the Kim.
Speaker 4: Kardashians and you know, just all these other celebrity women
Speaker 4: and just not even celebrity women, just other women that
Speaker 4: just post their super quick bounce back body shit, I
Speaker 4: was like, damn, like what the fuck is wrong with me?
Speaker 4: Or like why can't I like why am I so tired?
Speaker 4: Why don't I look cute? Like I don't feel cute?
Speaker 4: And I think also looking at seeing the women that
Speaker 4: my the my baby daddy was looking.
Speaker 2: I hate calling him that my baby daddy. I know
Speaker 2: it's a terrible chim the father of my child.
Speaker 4: Seeing the women that like he would look out on
Speaker 4: Instagram or like like their photos they don't look like me,
Speaker 4: and I swear mixed with like my my postpartum depression,
Speaker 4: my insecurities of like this new body that I have
Speaker 4: that like I.
Speaker 2: Never thought i'd ever.
Speaker 4: Be in on top of that, like I'm not I'm
Speaker 4: not necessarily blaming him because whatever, like he was doing
Speaker 4: that before, you know, but all those things combined like
Speaker 4: made me feel so insecure.
Speaker 2: I was like, maybe I need to be more like that.
Speaker 4: Girl, Maybe I need to Like I even dyed my hair,
Speaker 4: bleached my hair blonde because he was like, I.
Speaker 2: Want your hair blonde. I was like, fu, yeah, that
Speaker 2: was request. He even asked me for years and in
Speaker 2: and I always said, no, I don't want to do that.
Speaker 2: I don't want to do that.
Speaker 4: And then within that mix of insecurity, postpartum shit, I
Speaker 4: was like, I'm going to do it.
Speaker 2: Oh girl. It was.
Speaker 4: It was platinum blonde was a cute. It had its
Speaker 4: moments of cuteness, but it like it started started.
Speaker 2: To all fall out.
Speaker 4: Yeah fashion, my my hair wouldn't curl anymore. So it
Speaker 4: was just like cotton. It was so gross. But yeah,
Speaker 4: so it's like all those things combined, I started really
Speaker 4: questioning myself, like maybe I need to like, maybe I
Speaker 4: need to like get a little weave. Maybe I need
Speaker 4: to dress maybe I need to dress more like this girl.
Speaker 4: Maybe I need to dress a tomboy, but like where maybe.
Speaker 2: Like maybe I need you know, like.
Speaker 4: Maybe I need to like, you know, wear more of
Speaker 4: sexy things because he seems to like all these fucking
Speaker 4: nah like and I'm like, no, this is not who
Speaker 4: I am and this is not who he fell in
Speaker 4: love with, and I need to remember who the fuck
Speaker 4: I am.
Speaker 2: And but it's hard.
Speaker 7: Instagram makes it fair because it's always gonna be this,
Speaker 7: like the grass is great on the other side, because
Speaker 7: you're talking about like losing your postpartum weight, like which
Speaker 7: obviously wasn't an issue for me because I'm like ten
Speaker 7: pounds by whole life.
Speaker 3: But like in the era of the Kardashians and like
Speaker 3: everybody blowing up their ass with you know, unidentified fucking substances,
Speaker 3: I'm yeah, i'mouldn't even like catch my baby daddies like dms,
Speaker 3: and it's like fucking Instagram bitches with fat asses.
Speaker 2: Again.
Speaker 3: I used to bitch in the most respectful, women empowered
Speaker 3: way but I'm just like.
Speaker 2: They were bitches.
Speaker 4: They knew that was that you had a baby mama,
Speaker 4: and they were in his DMS. Not that, No, I'll
Speaker 4: be more clear that thing and wasn't bitches DMS, but hey.
Speaker 2: The most blame lame, like she could think of You're like,
Speaker 2: hey beautiful. I'm like, if you DM Walmart bitch saying
Speaker 2: hey beautiful.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna knock you out my fucking south because it's
Speaker 3: not smooth.
Speaker 2: They're not responding. You're embarrassing the shit out of me.
Speaker 3: Because yeah, like you had like your first your last
Speaker 3: three posts, it's your pregnant girlfriend that you live with.
Speaker 2: How the fuck are you dming anyone?
Speaker 3: Not to mention but anyway, but that she will make
Speaker 3: you super insecure and thinking about what she could could
Speaker 3: and need to tweak.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I gotta believe he talks about them. It's just,
Speaker 2: you know, it just.
Speaker 3: Boils down this man run world and we need not
Speaker 3: shave our armpits. I don't know if you like my
Speaker 3: armpit sh I tried that, did you know? As a
Speaker 3: Lenna's birthday party? If my ironpit smart shaved? I tried
Speaker 3: to for a mom should to be a feminist but
Speaker 3: I couldn't get over the fact that I felt extremely unsexy.
Speaker 2: I was trying, well, see.
Speaker 4: Like I have friends that I remember my girlfriend Natalita
Speaker 4: like she was my first friend ever to do that.
Speaker 4: And then at first I was like like caught off
Speaker 4: guard by it and even almost like oh no to me.
Speaker 4: But now I look at it, and I look at
Speaker 4: her and it's just part of who she is, and
Speaker 4: she's like one of the sexiest women I know. So
Speaker 4: it's like, I think I had to get past.
Speaker 3: That in my mind.
Speaker 2: But even for me, I did it on purpose.
Speaker 3: I didn't feel like shaving anymore, and I had to think,
Speaker 3: oh my god, why do I feel so unattractive and
Speaker 3: so unsexy with this financial hair on my arms? Because
Speaker 3: we've been programmed and condition for since worth to feel
Speaker 3: like if you this is not feminine, this is not beautiful,
Speaker 3: this is not sexy.
Speaker 2: And it's like we women don't have hair. Yeah, we're hairless.
Speaker 2: We're just hairless fucking cats. No, No, I'm so fucking hairy.
Speaker 2: That's Mexican me, but yeah, that's me.
Speaker 4: But I'm getting laser because I am confining. I'm what's
Speaker 4: the word is that? The word confining to society is
Speaker 4: standards of.
Speaker 3: Beauty for me and for me, we're gonna show your
Speaker 3: true dumb cells for me, I say all the wrong words.
Speaker 4: I mean, I generally think that I don't like hair
Speaker 4: in my arms, So maybe I only think that because
Speaker 4: of what society has made me think I like and
Speaker 4: don't like.
Speaker 2: I mean, clearly that's what it is. Because if society
Speaker 2: said it under her.
Speaker 4: Arm beautiful, it's beautiful, I'd be like, oh, give me
Speaker 4: some more debt, keep it growing.
Speaker 2: We put it like latis under there.
Speaker 3: Right, it's fucked up, And yeah, we got to be
Speaker 3: better as as like a society and differentiating because I
Speaker 3: think even like men are confused.
Speaker 2: I think it's hilarious because you can take that bitch home.
Speaker 2: She's gonna lo like an hourglass.
Speaker 3: Now get that bitch pregnant, have some kids, and when
Speaker 3: that kid comes up shaped like a refrigerator.
Speaker 2: Ha. Well, let's talk.
Speaker 4: About men in this of Instagram versus reality.
Speaker 2: I mean men just posing.
Speaker 4: In front of cars that aren't bears, wearing chains that
Speaker 4: aren't real, just men posing with bitches that aren't there
Speaker 4: within right, like just all types of shit.
Speaker 2: They're just perpetrating.
Speaker 3: I cannot stand neggave that takes I shouldn't a man
Speaker 3: that takes a lot of fucking selfies, especially the one
Speaker 3: with the arm behind his head.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. You know if you just a lot
Speaker 2: of guys like that's kind of gay. It's amazing. Yes,
Speaker 2: it's very gay. First time you take, you meet photos
Speaker 2: of yourself, you're gay.
Speaker 3: No, seriously, like you're gay and you want to fuck
Speaker 3: yourself and it's too much for me.
Speaker 2: And especially and if you've.
Speaker 3: Raised that arm behind your head and you're not wearing
Speaker 3: your shirt and you take a selfie, it's gay. Women,
Speaker 3: refer to your man's Instagram page right now. And if
Speaker 3: he has more than three selfies in the last fucking.
Speaker 4: Five oh year, Oh damn, it's like that, like no selfies,
Speaker 4: but I mean it takes him selfies, but like just
Speaker 4: z beans or what?
Speaker 2: Do you prefer her to take photos of nature? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I get this food choices?
Speaker 3: Yeah, the book you read last week, the car No,
Speaker 3: I mean you can take selfies, but not the ones
Speaker 3: where you're just thirst dropping.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's okay. No, Well, you guys be nice to
Speaker 2: each other. Why don't you go show Luna your books?
Speaker 2: Go look at the books. Go show Luna your books.
Speaker 2: Oh you left Lunda's book here at that book? Oh
Speaker 2: I did, I've said it. One second. Okay, we're giving gets.
Speaker 2: I don't have Okay, one set, Okay, one minute. Okay,
Speaker 2: we're gonna take an intermission for you guys. Okay, we'll
Speaker 2: be right back. This podcast has been interrupted by I
Speaker 2: will be back. Okay, So we're back. Sorry about that.
Speaker 4: Sorry for that brief intermission with our wild children. Papa
Speaker 4: Pig is on, so we're good to go for at
Speaker 4: least another But I think you were talking about guys
Speaker 4: taking lots of selfies.
Speaker 2: But I just think like we should just try to accept.
Speaker 2: We should try Sorry, I need to speak louder.
Speaker 4: We should try to accept our flaws.
Speaker 2: Post those raw photos. You know.
Speaker 4: It's like the people that post like the rawst photos,
Speaker 4: like the ones that are like this is me, Like
Speaker 4: they don't post photo like they have perfect most of
Speaker 4: them beautiful.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like you like today she said, let's take a
Speaker 3: picture for this podcast with no makeup.
Speaker 2: First of all, like I literally slept two hours after
Speaker 2: this wild nut. No, you look you're beautiful too, what
Speaker 2: do you mean?
Speaker 4: And that light that we were shot this photo in
Speaker 4: anyone can look beautiful. It's like it's like nature's filter.
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm all about it, so I'm I'll volunteer
Speaker 3: myself for execution.
Speaker 2: Execute the sun is nature's filter.
Speaker 4: Like the perfect direct sunlight shot shot is nature's filter.
Speaker 2: If you have.
Speaker 3: Beautiful, flawless fucking it's a little help from face two
Speaker 3: hatch up the little little parts. Yeah, this is so
Speaker 3: much pressure. And then another thing, because this happens to me.
Speaker 3: I've spent literally four hours thinking of like if I
Speaker 3: like the pictures, cute enough is a good filter, then
Speaker 3: the caption is a whole another two hours and then
Speaker 3: I post them like yeah this is yeah, I'm look good.
Speaker 2: And then like why did why am I like getting
Speaker 2: eighty eight likes? Why hasn't hit three digits at least?
Speaker 2: Don't this potus bomb? And then I'm looking at.
Speaker 3: Even extra like maybe my mouth was funny, Like how
Speaker 3: do I think I look so good?
Speaker 2: And clearly everybody else doesn't think I look good.
Speaker 4: Well that's a whole other thing that like even even
Speaker 4: through starting this podcast, like I've always known this, but
Speaker 4: it like reactivated these like pissed off feelings of mine
Speaker 4: that like whenever anybody posts something that actually is meaningful
Speaker 4: to them on Instagram, it gets.
Speaker 2: No likes, Like follow my podcast.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like follow my podcast, it gets like twenty four legs.
Speaker 4: And then I post a selfie and I get.
Speaker 2: Like three hundreds. Oh yeah, like I get a bikini
Speaker 2: and it's good.
Speaker 4: It's like, oh yeah, okay, so you don't want to follow,
Speaker 4: you actually want to learn about me rather just look
Speaker 4: at my like a selfie or like a booty shot.
Speaker 2: So that's why we're gonna be doing Thirsty Thursday.
Speaker 3: That's why we are going to be sorry trapping on
Speaker 3: the ground soon.
Speaker 2: Stay tuned real like if you can't, if you can't
Speaker 2: can't beat them, join them.
Speaker 3: And then I've gone to those stages like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: the insta hos are winning all the holes on Instagram
Speaker 3: or winning like we need to text up for our Instagram,
Speaker 3: you know, I A conversations like this is hey, no,
Speaker 3: my friends are shallow.
Speaker 2: These are real conversations we've had, like look at all
Speaker 2: the hosts winning on the ground. We need to text
Speaker 2: up our photos what's going on? Because I what are
Speaker 2: they winning?
Speaker 3: Though?
Speaker 2: What exactly are they winning? From? Shitas?
Speaker 4: But I guess they're getting some flat temy tea money
Speaker 4: or something, but should I take that?
Speaker 2: And hey, that's that's make any check. Like I do.
Speaker 4: All I gotta do is post a photo with the
Speaker 4: flat temy t and I'm gonna get like five hundred dollars.
Speaker 2: Why not? Because I have a flat time me.
Speaker 3: I definitely consider, like maybe I should be like a
Speaker 3: workout mam on Instagram, even though like I don't work out.
Speaker 2: I'm like I could.
Speaker 3: Start, and then I should start a YouTube page and
Speaker 3: then I'll be rich.
Speaker 2: One year later. That has not happened, but I'm hopeful.
Speaker 3: I don't know it's And then there's like it's not even
Speaker 3: just moms because I have a quote air quote friend
Speaker 3: who I would qualify as an instage or insta model.
Speaker 3: Those sports are interchangeable in my opinion. And again how
Speaker 3: in this most endearing term positive. So I have a
Speaker 3: friend and obviously they tell us get free shit because
Speaker 3: I got followers, which in like for my business.
Speaker 2: Means fucking shit.
Speaker 3: Because that does not mean you're gonna like I'm gonna
Speaker 3: my revenue is gonna increase because you post me because
Speaker 3: everybody following you is a like a pervy guy that
Speaker 3: wants to see your big booty, so it doesn't want Yeah,
Speaker 3: they don't lashes. So I have a girlfriend who was like,
Speaker 3: you know, however, many followers?
Speaker 2: And that's other thing. Someone tells me how many followers
Speaker 2: they have, Get the fuck out my face.
Speaker 4: Look because they're automatically trying to proposition you with their followers.
Speaker 2: I have this many followers, so can you do this
Speaker 2: for me?
Speaker 3: I can't pay my rent and followers, bitch, don't care.
Speaker 3: Luna can't eat with followers, bitch. Okay, first of all,
Speaker 3: as a friend air quote, I think it's mad disrespectful,
Speaker 3: Like I already give my friends like friends and family.
Speaker 3: But like, I think it's mad disrespectful to haggle someone
Speaker 3: who's like a single parent with our business, Like, bitch, would.
Speaker 2: You walk into Chanel and haggle the salesperson like how
Speaker 2: about a twelve hundred for that back? No, that doesn't happen.
Speaker 3: So I have a hundred thousand followers, I have one
Speaker 3: hundred thousand follows, how about now Chanel? So as a homegirl,
Speaker 3: like always on instagrams fucking tagging Louis Baton worlds and
Speaker 3: Chanel this and this and that lives in a nice
Speaker 3: house crab telling me how much your cram costs and
Speaker 3: who helped pay dating this person and then well literally
Speaker 3: like oh this is my friend. So one time I
Speaker 3: bought like a low to clothes about to go in
Speaker 3: to town. I took her late, like at midnight. I
Speaker 3: was like, I'm gonna botch it a little clothes. She's like,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna have to.
Speaker 2: Take a discount for that. I was like, bitch, because you.
Speaker 3: Need You needed to wash a load of clothes while
Speaker 3: I was doing her lashes. But this is what I'm
Speaker 3: just saying, Like this is like a routine. I mean,
Speaker 3: obviously was she for real? I don't care. This is
Speaker 3: just she's just always ready to get a discount. And
Speaker 3: meanwhile she's.
Speaker 2: Like, cause you don't have a car right now, like
Speaker 2: can you come to.
Speaker 3: Me because I really I'm like, well, you know what's
Speaker 3: happening with your car?
Speaker 2: I really want a g Wagon.
Speaker 4: So so she's saving for the g so she's a
Speaker 4: car less until then and asking me to come down
Speaker 4: on my prices because you don't want to settle for like.
Speaker 2: A regular car like everybody.
Speaker 4: Else, and perpetrating on the ground like she probably has
Speaker 4: a car she's like driving around in her friend's car.
Speaker 3: And yeah, and then talking about like can she a discount?
Speaker 3: And oh well, like some so and so offward to
Speaker 3: do it for free? Will then go do it for free, bitch,
Speaker 3: go to so and south Bye Felicia. So like I'm
Speaker 3: just saying, like for like when it blows my mind,
Speaker 3: like use my homegirl, and it's like whatever, Like fine,
Speaker 3: I lose that term. I use that term loosely because
Speaker 3: after like four times it really begin to irritate me.
Speaker 2: And if you're my friend, you're not gonna do that.
Speaker 3: You're not gonna And then furthermore, it's just you're obviously
Speaker 3: fronting like whatever people's perception of you or your perception
Speaker 3: of self, Like it's just it's not weird.
Speaker 4: It's like all these girls like they like they do
Speaker 4: all their makeup and they have like their that one
Speaker 4: bag or they or they just they rent the runway
Speaker 4: their clothes.
Speaker 2: If you don't rent the runways, right, it's.
Speaker 4: Like when you you can rent clothes, you can rent bags,
Speaker 4: you can rent things and have it for the day
Speaker 4: or two days and look cute for that moment. And
Speaker 4: I'm guilty of that too, but not for not for Instagram,
Speaker 4: like I actually.
Speaker 2: Use it when I go to events. You know, I
Speaker 2: don't need to buy this gown I'm never gonna wear again.
Speaker 2: But like it's just like because then you then you're
Speaker 2: the people that look up to you.
Speaker 4: Then like fuck I then they're trying to like keep
Speaker 4: up and like beyond their means or like trying to
Speaker 4: have the latest bag, the latest shirt or the latest
Speaker 4: Instagram store.
Speaker 2: Blah blph. You know what I'm saying. And it's just
Speaker 2: it's a lot. It's a lot, I mean for sure,
Speaker 2: and we're here to tell you it's okay. You don't
Speaker 2: have to be pretty twenty for seven. Nobody is. No
Speaker 2: one's fucking pretty twenty for seven. It's a personality that counts.
Speaker 4: Like I have concealer on right now. That's a fucking
Speaker 4: rarity for these podcasts. Okay, Like it's only because I've
Speaker 4: been out all day. I went to brunch with a friend.
Speaker 4: I was going to be in public. I was like,
Speaker 4: maybe I should cover these darkass circles.
Speaker 2: Maybe it should look like I drank all night last night.
Speaker 2: So I guess, I guess what we're trying to say.
Speaker 4: There's nothing I'm trying to say, I need to work
Speaker 4: on this, Like I need to work on trying or
Speaker 4: not letting Instagram control my existence. Like what I find
Speaker 4: with Instagram too, is that like I'm on it constantly
Speaker 4: and I don't even realize it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just scrolling. I don't even realize it.
Speaker 4: I'll be like today, I'm going to take an Instagram break,
Speaker 4: and literally two minutes later, I'm on Instagram and then
Speaker 4: I'm like, fuck, come on it again.
Speaker 2: I don't even realize it. Then like switching accounts for
Speaker 2: what's like the drugs.
Speaker 4: It's like drugs, and like I post a photo and
Speaker 4: then I check it like a hundred times and see
Speaker 4: like how many.
Speaker 2: It's just so it's insane. It's insane, and I don't.
Speaker 3: Know how to still either help me, bitch, say a prayer,
Speaker 3: help us all because we're in it.
Speaker 2: It's it's hard. It's hard with the job I have too,
Speaker 2: it's just like welcome to.
Speaker 3: The age of social media. I know I know where
Speaker 3: it's actually anti social.
Speaker 2: I'm like scared for my kid. Like what even like when.
Speaker 3: I go out, I don't I don't go to the
Speaker 3: club that often, but the last time I went to
Speaker 3: like a Hollywood La Club.
Speaker 2: I've noticed, like, first of all, I dance. It doesn't
Speaker 2: matter if anyone's dancing. Nobody's dancing. If there's music and
Speaker 2: a small dance floor, that asses shaking. That ass is
Speaker 2: a shaking.
Speaker 3: I went to the club and I just it dawned
Speaker 3: on me, like not one person was dancing.
Speaker 2: They were all sitting hovered.
Speaker 3: That's been like that though forever, Like you anywhere other
Speaker 3: city like Atlanta, and I.
Speaker 4: Swear when I was like a teenager going to the
Speaker 4: club illegally, everyone was dancing, but maybe I was just wasted. Yeah,
Speaker 4: so maybe it's always been that way, but like social
Speaker 4: media's made it worse because I noticed nobody's dancing until
Speaker 4: that screen comes on for like a snapchat and then
Speaker 4: they're like turning up pretend they're like.
Speaker 2: And then they all like go back to this to
Speaker 2: make sure they have the right filter.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I'm like, oh my god, is this real?
Speaker 3: Like this is that's the most fake you have. That
Speaker 3: was the fakest shit I've ever seen. And you're not
Speaker 3: having fun, you're looking having a terrible time, and your
Speaker 3: highlight is popping them.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 4: That's why, Like I don't like I want. That's why
Speaker 4: I wanted to go to the Virgil last night. Well
Speaker 4: I had, I had to have fun last night, I
Speaker 4: didn't want to go. I love the Virgil because people
Speaker 4: fucking dance. It's dark, the music is good, ain't no
Speaker 4: fucking It's just not that scene, and it's like.
Speaker 2: One of the rare places in La that's like that.
Speaker 4: If anybody else knows of any other places like that
Speaker 4: in La, please let me know.
Speaker 2: I'm looking for more like the Virgil. There's Lasita and
Speaker 2: what's La him and they were gonna have to try out.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's downtown.
Speaker 4: I want like the Virgil has a better mix of people.
Speaker 4: Lasita has like a very strange crowd, but it's no,
Speaker 4: it's like it's like ranges from like like Cholas and
Speaker 4: Cholos because it's not like an old Mexican discothech No.
Speaker 4: But but then it ranges from like then it ranges
Speaker 4: like to hipsters to like black people. It's a very
Speaker 4: interesting crowd, but they're all dancing at leastly.
Speaker 2: I don't know what was there, so yeah, let us know.
Speaker 3: Like I want like a New York kind of like
Speaker 3: I like soul house music. Every time I say this
Speaker 3: to somebody and it never it never comes about. So
Speaker 3: for you to if you know any.
Speaker 2: Soul house sponsor with like a reggae.
Speaker 3: Vibe, it's very specific, it's very Brooklyn, So figure it out.
Speaker 2: Well, I guess we'll have to go to New York, bitchy.
Speaker 2: I guess you will.
Speaker 4: I know because actually some reggae came on last night,
Speaker 4: or some some maybe some version of whatever the fuck
Speaker 4: you were just talking about came on last night.
Speaker 2: You're like, I feel like I'm in Neoi. How do
Speaker 2: you remember me? And I was like, you mean Jamaica. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you didn't say that. I was like no, because it
Speaker 2: was like reggae. I don't even like that.
Speaker 3: No, they broke They played it Williamsburg, they paid it
Speaker 3: for thirty seconds and then it was over.
Speaker 4: DJ kept doing that, He like, we play a song
Speaker 4: for like thirty seconds, just like right when we were
Speaker 4: about to get in, and it was like I was like, fuck, yeah.
Speaker 2: That's I hate DJs.
Speaker 3: You fucking do that like let a big shake her
Speaker 3: ass first, like I.
Speaker 2: Hate and that changes the song.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 3: First of all, I'm really into DJ, so I like
Speaker 3: to dance, and there have been times I've left notes later,
Speaker 3: like I just enjoyed your set little criticism just about
Speaker 3: thirty seconds longer a song.
Speaker 2: It was a long way okay, but you have a
Speaker 2: little too fast there. Okay, I need any more pointers,
Speaker 2: Simmy R said, call me back. Oh my god.
Speaker 4: Well, I'm gonna challenge mysel to try to post more
Speaker 4: photos completely raw.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I don't ever Sometimes I just be looking fluorless and
Speaker 4: I just don't really need one. But then other times
Speaker 4: I'm like, today's a rough one. This light, this lighting
Speaker 4: isn't working for.
Speaker 2: You, bitch. Neither of was that those bad choices you
Speaker 2: made last night.
Speaker 3: You're right, that's a good vowel. That's a good vow
Speaker 3: to try to be more like raw and real if
Speaker 3: you're gonna do it. I mean, I honestly don't have
Speaker 3: anything to lose. I don't ever get any I don't
Speaker 3: have anything to lose your I don't get no dms either.
Speaker 2: I'm just like, fuck it. I mean, might as well
Speaker 2: be myself.
Speaker 4: Only dams like I get. I get like a a
Speaker 4: few and far between. They're like baby Daddy's ex, like
Speaker 4: Baby Daddy's fans. We're saying hi to you, are saying
Speaker 4: hi to me, or they know we're not no longer together,
Speaker 4: so they're like trying to shoot their shot.
Speaker 2: I never like I had one.
Speaker 4: I've only had one d M where I was like, oh, okay,
Speaker 4: was like my little white model boy.
Speaker 2: Who's also crept in my DMS. Yes, the one who
Speaker 2: also he's like that brown sugar, don't you? He shared it,
Speaker 2: he told me. She told me specifically that he does.
Speaker 2: She was like, yeah, this, this white boy is like
Speaker 2: a point is like a mom. I was like, what's
Speaker 2: that Instagram? That sounded awfully familiar? He must really really
Speaker 2: be shooting a shot.
Speaker 3: And every brown girl he can like, oh, she looks
Speaker 3: like she's might be into a white dude.
Speaker 2: But with Pointail been onkward. I was like with than
Speaker 2: me too, well, not at all.
Speaker 4: Actually, our mutual friend just told me that she slept
Speaker 4: with my ex boyfriend, not my baby daddy.
Speaker 2: It happened my ex boyfriend. Thank god.
Speaker 4: I mean, I don't I could give a ship. So
Speaker 4: we were laughed about it.
Speaker 2: But it's just the world, the small world of Los
Speaker 2: Angeles that we live in. I mean, fuck, it's just
Speaker 2: you can't hont everybody all the time. Yeah, I'm jealous.
Speaker 2: But I'm really not that jealous.
Speaker 3: Like I could, like, if this is my girlfriend, I
Speaker 3: could share a boyfriend with my friend. I'm like, if
Speaker 3: I really like you and I know there's like it's
Speaker 3: all love. I feel like I I've had guys that
Speaker 3: like me and a friend dated and there's no bad blood.
Speaker 3: Like if we could all get married as a as
Speaker 3: a unit, we we would do it.
Speaker 2: I if maybe.
Speaker 4: If it's we are open about it up front, and
Speaker 4: I knew upfront.
Speaker 2: But I'm possessive mm and I'm a scorpio.
Speaker 4: You are mine. I want to dominate you and you're
Speaker 4: gonna love me and you can, like, if we make
Speaker 4: that choice together, then we can do that. But mm
Speaker 4: mm mm you're not mm mm. I mean I'm more
Speaker 4: open to, Like I'm more open to the idea of
Speaker 4: having an open relationship now because of my past situation.
Speaker 2: But if you might as well, Yeah, you might.
Speaker 3: As well if you're gonna cheat and do your own anyway, Like,
Speaker 3: let's just agree to do our own ship, both of us.
Speaker 2: Right, not just you exactly. Maybe if you gave me
Speaker 2: the option.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well that's never that never happened very rarely. That's
Speaker 4: a whole other episode, y'all.
Speaker 2: Anyway, I think that that concludes our episode for tonight.
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Speaker 2: Are we gonna take it away one more time with
Speaker 2: twenty three cups? Yeah, I'll take it away. I think
Speaker 2: he deserves our outro. I think he does know Mama
Speaker 2: my flavor. She can drink Chase. I fucked up, sorry,
Speaker 2: twenty three chicken straight window chaser.
Speaker 1: Player. Okay, okay, gotta get leaper. Okay, okay, you gotta
Speaker 1: trust some of beer right back? Love it really if
Speaker 1: you ain't got a.
Speaker 2: Couple of rats twenty three.
Speaker 1: Were gonna keep in contact.
Speaker 2: You know we got baby.
Speaker 1: You can't be no mama. She my flavor. She getting
Speaker 1: drinking straight, window chaser. We can face time a little later.
Speaker 1: I as so fat, I said a prayer, little mama,
Speaker 1: don't you know yeah, should have never let you go.
Speaker 1: Oh well, you're my flavor. She gets drinking straight. Will
Speaker 1: no chase her