WEBVTT - Instagram vs. Reality 0:00:11.640 --> 0:00:16.280 Little mama, She my flavor. She can drinking straight within 0:00:16.320 --> 0:00:21.119 now chaser, we can face time a little later. And 0:00:21.400 --> 0:00:27.040 so fat, I said a prayer, Little mama, don't you know? Yeah? 0:00:27.320 --> 0:00:32.560 Should have never let you go. Oh, you're my flavor. 0:00:32.960 --> 0:00:35.600 She gets drinking straight willow chaser. 0:00:37.720 --> 0:00:43.720 Your bash three cups, Little mama, you're my flavor. She 0:00:43.800 --> 0:00:47.760 kept drinking straight with no chaser. That's so low key. 0:00:47.920 --> 0:00:51.360 It's catchy and Loki applies to us, thank you twenty three. 0:00:51.360 --> 0:00:52.519 I don't know if I can drink it with no 0:00:52.680 --> 0:00:54.840 chaser a pussy, I mean I can. I mean, I 0:00:54.840 --> 0:00:55.360 guess I'm. 0:00:55.240 --> 0:00:58.120 Drinking okay, bitch, I just poured yourself tequila with lime 0:00:58.640 --> 0:00:59.440 lime squeeze. 0:00:59.440 --> 0:01:01.960 It's a chase. I mean the little line in there, 0:01:02.120 --> 0:01:04.480 the ice is yeah, a lot. 0:01:04.600 --> 0:01:07.520 But never has a lime squeeze been considered a chaser. 0:01:07.760 --> 0:01:13.959 Dear little Mama, she's not flavor. She can drink it straight. 0:01:14.000 --> 0:01:16.120 Window chain go check out his video. 0:01:16.240 --> 0:01:19.360 He literally is holding twenty three cups like I think 0:01:19.400 --> 0:01:22.200 he travels around town with his twenty three cups. 0:01:22.200 --> 0:01:25.800 He has a twenty three cup like gold chain. That's heavy. 0:01:27.160 --> 0:01:30.080 That's really heavy. Cups the better. 0:01:31.120 --> 0:01:34.400 Speaking of twenty three cups. I felt like I had 0:01:34.400 --> 0:01:36.520 twenty three cups of alcohol last night. 0:01:38.000 --> 0:01:42.520 Apparently I did, because I woke up this morning and 0:01:42.560 --> 0:01:43.640 song textas just. 0:01:43.560 --> 0:01:47.960 Like, what, Yeah, we went out last night. We went 0:01:48.000 --> 0:01:51.520 to Delilah's, which I've never been to. I guess it's 0:01:51.520 --> 0:01:53.960 like a La hotspot. It's a very mad bougie. It 0:01:54.120 --> 0:01:57.680 was like many places in La are it was bougie. 0:01:57.720 --> 0:01:59.520 I saw Kendall Jenner there. Yeah, we did. 0:01:59.680 --> 0:02:03.440 She Jimilla said, isn't that Kylie. She's like, I don't 0:02:03.440 --> 0:02:05.080 know if I know, And I'm like, that is not 0:02:05.160 --> 0:02:05.800 Kylie Jenner. 0:02:05.880 --> 0:02:10.000 I'm like, it's one. It's I'm close. I saw Drake's dad, 0:02:10.639 --> 0:02:12.880 which I was really excited about. And I've seen him 0:02:12.880 --> 0:02:14.720 like fifty seven times. I feel like you were friends 0:02:14.720 --> 0:02:16.320 at this point. I don't go out, so I don't 0:02:16.320 --> 0:02:17.960 ever see He's always out girl. 0:02:18.200 --> 0:02:20.119 I mean I was drinks dad, I'd be out too, 0:02:20.360 --> 0:02:23.040 Like we probably gets in everywhere, sure, and he's just 0:02:23.080 --> 0:02:23.560 mad cool. 0:02:23.600 --> 0:02:25.560 People just want to take care of him just based 0:02:25.600 --> 0:02:28.440 off his You made that amazing son. Shout out to 0:02:28.560 --> 0:02:33.000 Champagne Poppy, Yeah, Champagne Papa Papa. 0:02:34.120 --> 0:02:37.680 Apparently last night We went out with a group of 0:02:37.720 --> 0:02:40.640 girls and Erica was left first to the strip club 0:02:40.760 --> 0:02:44.040 and apparently she paid forty dollars to get in. So 0:02:44.080 --> 0:02:46.160 I texted her from this line, like you paid forty 0:02:46.160 --> 0:02:46.960 dollars to get in here. 0:02:47.000 --> 0:02:49.400 I didn't pay. My friend paid for me. What I 0:02:49.480 --> 0:02:51.880 was like, okay, I was like she's like yeah. I'm like, damn, 0:02:52.000 --> 0:02:55.239 we can't be like the cheap bitches. So I was 0:02:55.360 --> 0:02:56.799 drunk and basically. 0:02:56.600 --> 0:03:02.680 Swindled the bouncer by flashing him eight times with one 0:03:02.880 --> 0:03:06.680 left titty Forde was gotten for free. So basically, forty 0:03:06.800 --> 0:03:10.720 times four my boob one boob is worth one hundred 0:03:10.720 --> 0:03:12.080 and twenty dollars. 0:03:13.280 --> 0:03:16.280 I got an expensive titty. I'm pretty proud. I mean, 0:03:16.320 --> 0:03:17.600 you got in there. I was like, oh, did you 0:03:17.600 --> 0:03:18.880 pay her? Like no, I just showed me ten. 0:03:19.480 --> 0:03:21.799 I was like, really, want to pick charges forty dollars each? 0:03:21.919 --> 0:03:23.040 We all each house. 0:03:23.080 --> 0:03:24.840 I mean, I was low key shocked that they were 0:03:24.919 --> 0:03:27.320 charging women. I was like, wait, what, Well, that's because they. 0:03:27.240 --> 0:03:29.400 Don't care if we come because we don't well, not 0:03:29.560 --> 0:03:31.560 if you're Erica and you're drunk, we don't tend to tip. 0:03:31.880 --> 0:03:33.799 Well. I just felt well back in the day when 0:03:33.800 --> 0:03:35.320 I used to club a lot, like, there was no 0:03:35.320 --> 0:03:37.480 way I would have paid forty Like now I'm like lame. 0:03:37.520 --> 0:03:39.960 And I'd be like, oh fine, I don't. 0:03:39.840 --> 0:03:41.760 Like to stress, I don't like to fit, I don't 0:03:41.840 --> 0:03:43.480 like the stress and plus, but I should have just 0:03:43.480 --> 0:03:44.080 showed a titty. 0:03:44.120 --> 0:03:45.120 I didn't even think about that. 0:03:45.320 --> 0:03:48.280 I don't know what motivated me to suggest that, and 0:03:48.480 --> 0:03:51.680 I was idealless. So I was really really trying to 0:03:51.680 --> 0:03:52.840 make him butter them up. 0:03:52.920 --> 0:03:56.720 Hump, But yeah, we were, so we were. My girl Ashley 0:03:56.840 --> 0:03:59.160 was with me, and she loved strip clubs, and so 0:03:59.640 --> 0:04:01.080 early in the day she's like, we should go to 0:04:01.080 --> 0:04:03.440 Sam's tonight. And so Sam's is this club downtown, the 0:04:03.440 --> 0:04:04.400 strip club downtown. 0:04:04.960 --> 0:04:05.720 So we ended up going to. 0:04:05.720 --> 0:04:08.040 Delilah's that was in West Hollywood, and I was like, well, 0:04:08.040 --> 0:04:09.680 I don't really want to go all the way downtown. 0:04:09.800 --> 0:04:10.560 And then my boy. 0:04:10.440 --> 0:04:12.040 Carl sent him me up and he was like, well, 0:04:12.080 --> 0:04:13.800 I'm gonna go. Let's go to Crazy Girls just down 0:04:13.840 --> 0:04:15.120 the street. And I was like, well, fuck it. I 0:04:15.160 --> 0:04:17.120 haven't been there in a really long time since my 0:04:17.160 --> 0:04:19.720 baby daddy performed there like eight years ago. 0:04:20.440 --> 0:04:22.520 And I remember that when I went. It was kind of. 0:04:22.480 --> 0:04:25.359 Lame, like everyone was just in bikinis, and I was like, 0:04:25.400 --> 0:04:28.640 I don't know, but apparently I'd changed. So I was like, 0:04:28.720 --> 0:04:31.919 fuck it, I'll go, and so I went. And the 0:04:31.920 --> 0:04:33.640 moment I walked in, I was like, I feel like 0:04:33.640 --> 0:04:34.400 I'm gonna see my. 0:04:34.320 --> 0:04:36.520 Baby daddy here. This looks like his. 0:04:36.520 --> 0:04:39.560 Element where if he'd hang out, this is where he 0:04:39.600 --> 0:04:43.040 would hang a bar and some pussy and loki. 0:04:43.080 --> 0:04:44.640 I was like, you better not be here because he's 0:04:44.640 --> 0:04:46.200 supposed to be in San Diego today. 0:04:46.839 --> 0:04:51.080 You better hope his has listen, like he wasn't there. 0:04:53.880 --> 0:04:54.360 But what I. 0:04:54.320 --> 0:04:57.320 Realized after I had withdrawn three hundred dollars. 0:04:57.160 --> 0:05:03.000 Out of my account, T hundred dollars, it was the 0:05:03.000 --> 0:05:04.120 same that no one was naked. 0:05:04.160 --> 0:05:04.520 I don't know. 0:05:04.600 --> 0:05:06.640 I think like after I'd already spent like about one 0:05:06.720 --> 0:05:11.400 hundred and ninety eight dollars, it dawned on me that 0:05:11.440 --> 0:05:13.760 I was giving girls in bikinis my money. 0:05:14.120 --> 0:05:17.600 That was but I was like, oh why, yeah, I 0:05:17.640 --> 0:05:18.720 was like what am I doing? 0:05:18.960 --> 0:05:21.240 And then my friend was enabling me because she kept 0:05:21.320 --> 0:05:23.760 looking at me and like holding up hands like stacks, 0:05:24.240 --> 0:05:27.279 like I need more, I need more money, And I 0:05:27.320 --> 0:05:29.320 was like, fuck, okay, fine, I did pay for me 0:05:29.360 --> 0:05:31.520 to get in, but I like, I like paid my 0:05:31.960 --> 0:05:34.520 fee twice over maybe like no, like four times over. 0:05:34.800 --> 0:05:37.440 Oh my gosh, she paid for it again. She was 0:05:37.480 --> 0:05:39.400 definitely trying to see that she loves strip she loves 0:05:39.440 --> 0:05:41.440 strip clubs. I love strippers. I did too. 0:05:41.560 --> 0:05:43.440 I do like naked ones, though I know I would 0:05:43.440 --> 0:05:46.159 prefer a stripper that's in the nude, So I don't 0:05:46.160 --> 0:05:47.119 even know if that fucking counts. 0:05:47.120 --> 0:05:48.800 He went to the pool last night and there was 0:05:48.839 --> 0:05:51.120 no pool, basically just pay for a bunch of bitches 0:05:51.160 --> 0:05:53.040 and bikinis. They were literally in bikinis. 0:05:53.200 --> 0:05:56.000 And this morning I woke up with a lot of 0:05:56.080 --> 0:05:58.400 ones in my bag, and so I didn't spend all 0:05:58.480 --> 0:05:59.840 my money, but I spent a lot of it. 0:06:00.080 --> 0:06:01.920 Went to go pay for something at a metal office 0:06:01.960 --> 0:06:03.880 and the bitch, yes, or where were you doing? 0:06:04.680 --> 0:06:04.880 Yeah? 0:06:04.920 --> 0:06:07.960 Because I paid her forty four dollars in singles. 0:06:09.640 --> 0:06:13.400 Hello, Hi, can you guys go out there and we're working? 0:06:14.279 --> 0:06:17.000 You guys go out there? Do you want me to 0:06:17.000 --> 0:06:23.680 put TV on? It's okay? Is it all? Oh? 0:06:23.800 --> 0:06:24.040 Wow? 0:06:24.080 --> 0:06:28.000 That was frustration. Did you hear that I did? Anyway? 0:06:28.080 --> 0:06:30.280 Yeah, I paid forty four dollars in singles at the 0:06:30.680 --> 0:06:31.719 doctor's office. 0:06:31.440 --> 0:06:34.440 Today, which was really interesting. It was interesting is that 0:06:34.480 --> 0:06:36.800 the bitch at the front does said, I see what 0:06:36.880 --> 0:06:39.400 you did. I was proud. I went to the shop. 0:06:39.480 --> 0:06:41.440 She was like, where were you at strip club? I 0:06:41.480 --> 0:06:44.080 was like, yep, yep, because I do fun stuff. 0:06:44.080 --> 0:06:44.279 I do. 0:06:45.800 --> 0:06:50.720 Stuff with my friends because it's fun doing hit red 0:06:50.760 --> 0:06:51.880 stuff with my friends. 0:06:53.320 --> 0:06:56.280 No, what you have? What is that? Like one of 0:06:56.320 --> 0:06:57.480 those YouTube things. 0:06:57.760 --> 0:07:00.200 There's like a kid, Oh my god, what's his name? 0:07:00.240 --> 0:07:02.880 It's some funny like Lavonte. He's like eight years old. 0:07:02.960 --> 0:07:04.120 He saw his grandma's car. 0:07:04.600 --> 0:07:08.000 And then the man on the news is like, why 0:07:08.040 --> 0:07:08.960 did you do it? Lavonte? 0:07:09.040 --> 0:07:12.520 He's like, because because it's fun. I like the hood 0:07:12.560 --> 0:07:13.840 with stuff with my friends. 0:07:15.440 --> 0:07:17.520 My friend that smokes with cigarettes. 0:07:19.960 --> 0:07:22.600 There's a Boon Dust episode about, Oh my god, I've 0:07:22.680 --> 0:07:23.480 never seen that. 0:07:23.600 --> 0:07:26.840 My friend who smokes with cigarette? Who smokes with cigarettes? 0:07:28.360 --> 0:07:34.200 Lavon tai is. But yeah, last name was it was? 0:07:34.360 --> 0:07:34.960 It was cool. 0:07:35.200 --> 0:07:35.720 It's fun. 0:07:36.160 --> 0:07:38.080 Next time I'm gonna go to Sam's. Never went Crazy 0:07:38.080 --> 0:07:38.600 Girls again. 0:07:39.040 --> 0:07:41.280 Yeah, Yeah, we were being lazy because probably because it 0:07:41.280 --> 0:07:42.320 was two o'clock in the morning. 0:07:42.440 --> 0:07:46.400 Yeah, we left Delilah's at like we did. We're like, no, 0:07:46.440 --> 0:07:49.120 it was like one one fifteen. Yeah, because when I 0:07:49.120 --> 0:07:52.040 was the bar was closing. Yeah. No, I took one 0:07:52.120 --> 0:07:53.240 last shot. I saw two guys. 0:07:53.240 --> 0:07:55.560 I knew they ordered twelve shots, and I was sure 0:07:55.600 --> 0:07:58.960 to be included in the Ye you guys. 0:07:58.760 --> 0:08:02.840 You guys be nice to each other. Okay, okay, both 0:08:02.840 --> 0:08:06.360 of you be nice. Go on, oh on, go play 0:08:06.400 --> 0:08:10.000 with your legos. Oh my gosh, it's gonna be one 0:08:10.000 --> 0:08:10.760 of those episodes. 0:08:10.800 --> 0:08:14.960 Guys, right, it's getting late, Go get go play with 0:08:15.000 --> 0:08:16.480 your legos. 0:08:16.800 --> 0:08:19.440 They're in the bed. They're in Irie's room, next to 0:08:19.480 --> 0:08:22.920 the door, next to the door. That's all she had 0:08:22.960 --> 0:08:25.280 to hear. Okay, she likes legos. 0:08:27.280 --> 0:08:29.840 Speaking of naked, we were just watching an episode of 0:08:29.920 --> 0:08:30.440 Naked and. 0:08:30.400 --> 0:08:33.640 Afraid, and who the fuck would go on that show? 0:08:33.720 --> 0:08:35.480 I guess I believe I've seen it a few times, 0:08:35.520 --> 0:08:41.440 but it's like it's comedy actually us that one she 0:08:41.559 --> 0:08:44.840 was like, there was a girl who I thought. 0:08:44.559 --> 0:08:46.559 Was a lesbian, but she's not. She has a husband 0:08:46.600 --> 0:08:47.079 and kids. 0:08:47.480 --> 0:08:49.080 And then this other guy and I guess it was 0:08:49.160 --> 0:08:51.600 rainy and cold, but they're both married. They're both married, 0:08:51.600 --> 0:08:53.280 and it was cold and rainy, so they had to 0:08:53.320 --> 0:08:56.560 cuddle for like warmth. And then her confessional, she was like, 0:08:57.040 --> 0:09:01.120 it was I'm just so upset that, like his boner 0:09:01.240 --> 0:09:03.960 was in my back. That place is reserved for my husband. 0:09:05.000 --> 0:09:07.880 You're her husband's boner was reserved for that place on her. 0:09:07.800 --> 0:09:10.520 Back, Like did you not consider that when you were 0:09:10.520 --> 0:09:14.360 deciding to go for twenty one days naked in Ecuador? 0:09:14.480 --> 0:09:18.160 Or some shit like did your husband consider You're naked 0:09:18.240 --> 0:09:21.240 with another man, lonely and cold, and you never thought. 0:09:21.120 --> 0:09:24.400 Like perhaps his penis might brush on your leg and 0:09:24.400 --> 0:09:27.560 it might get an erection since men can't help it, 0:09:27.679 --> 0:09:30.800 or might go inside of you because after twenty one 0:09:30.880 --> 0:09:35.319 days of starvation and you know, just your mind is. 0:09:35.280 --> 0:09:38.720 Not right anymore, people start to look attractive. You look, 0:09:38.760 --> 0:09:44.839 you look amazing. You need comfort, comfort, comfort, jungle sex. 0:09:45.520 --> 0:09:47.720 Yeah, no, you would never. You couldn't pay me fucking 0:09:47.760 --> 0:09:49.600 five million dollars to do that show. And I love 0:09:49.679 --> 0:09:50.280 being naked. 0:09:50.360 --> 0:09:52.400 The only way, the only reason I would ever do 0:09:52.440 --> 0:09:54.280 that show is to get skinny. 0:09:54.640 --> 0:09:57.920 Good luck if we get bitten by a fucking venomous 0:09:57.960 --> 0:09:59.520 snake and then get be skinny and. 0:09:59.480 --> 0:10:02.760 Dead, because those those people after twenty one days. They're like, 0:10:03.040 --> 0:10:06.120 Rebecca lost twenty two pounds and twenty one days. Well, 0:10:06.120 --> 0:10:08.679 the guy always loses more weight because that's just life. 0:10:08.760 --> 0:10:10.720 I can't even afford to there's no pounds on naked 0:10:11.400 --> 0:10:12.199 got bitch, you can't. 0:10:12.640 --> 0:10:15.480 You cannot lose any more weight me and really did 0:10:15.480 --> 0:10:17.320 a little sexy shoot yesterday? 0:10:17.400 --> 0:10:20.840 Was it yesterday? Yeah? Apparently I don't know how to 0:10:20.840 --> 0:10:24.000 take sexy photos at all, apparently neither one of them. No, 0:10:24.080 --> 0:10:26.400 you're good at it. You're like really good at it 0:10:26.440 --> 0:10:27.079 because I. 0:10:27.080 --> 0:10:28.880 Had my good tip, even though it was making me 0:10:28.920 --> 0:10:31.120 come out looking like a porn star in every shot. 0:10:31.640 --> 0:10:34.079 I was telling Erica that if you take if you 0:10:34.080 --> 0:10:36.320 want to take a sexy picture, this photographer tell me then, 0:10:36.360 --> 0:10:37.559 now that I think of it, he was a guy, 0:10:37.600 --> 0:10:38.600 it's probably lying. 0:10:39.240 --> 0:10:40.280 He wanted to hear you do. 0:10:40.520 --> 0:10:42.920 Yeah. He was like, if you like think about sex 0:10:42.960 --> 0:10:44.840 and like kind of like moan in your head, are 0:10:45.040 --> 0:10:46.880 kind of that loud, it will make your pictures come 0:10:46.920 --> 0:10:47.480 out sexier. 0:10:47.520 --> 0:10:54.240 So the whole time we're taking you're just like we were. 0:10:54.440 --> 0:10:57.720 And my friend Jamie was like, Okay, what's going on. 0:10:57.960 --> 0:10:59.880 It's not like a soft corn and all of our 0:11:00.240 --> 0:11:01.520 just looked very hard. 0:11:01.600 --> 0:11:05.199 Forn No, but you're so like your body's so small 0:11:05.320 --> 0:11:08.080 and peteete that it doesn't even look like like. It 0:11:08.080 --> 0:11:12.200 doesn't look nasty, my big ass and just I got 0:11:12.320 --> 0:11:15.960 just ship just hanging all over, hanging all over. 0:11:16.520 --> 0:11:20.480 Please, it's flawless, bitch. I'm not hurt, but my pictures 0:11:20.480 --> 0:11:22.960 I kept from my cell phone. You pose, you're like glowing. 0:11:23.040 --> 0:11:25.880 Your skin is like fucking flawless and like this fucking 0:11:25.920 --> 0:11:31.440 cut beauty Blenda right. Shout out to beauty Blender. Look 0:11:31.440 --> 0:11:34.520 out for our future beauty blender giveaway. We are doing 0:11:34.520 --> 0:11:35.960 a giveaway with beauty Blender. 0:11:36.040 --> 0:11:37.960 So if you like beauty blender. 0:11:37.640 --> 0:11:39.440 Which everybody does, and if you don't know what a. 0:11:39.400 --> 0:11:42.040 Beauty blender is, step up, yo, mother fucking game. 0:11:42.160 --> 0:11:44.080 If you don't know what fucking beauty blender is, either 0:11:44.160 --> 0:11:46.280 A you have a penis or b you live under 0:11:46.320 --> 0:11:48.240 a rock, because everybody. 0:11:47.800 --> 0:11:50.800 Knows what that is, even penises. Know what beauty blunder is. 0:11:51.679 --> 0:11:54.679 It's a sponge. In case you did enough, that's gonna 0:11:55.040 --> 0:11:56.520 make your face beats. 0:11:58.720 --> 0:12:01.520 Speaking of a beat face, it brings us to today's topic, 0:12:03.360 --> 0:12:09.120 Instagram first reality, Instagram versus Reality because we are now 0:12:09.400 --> 0:12:12.480 living in the Instagram world and reality does not exist. 0:12:12.920 --> 0:12:15.559 This is no longer reality. We're on Instagram. So if 0:12:15.600 --> 0:12:16.520 you didn't know, now you know. 0:12:17.440 --> 0:12:17.520 No. 0:12:17.720 --> 0:12:20.960 I mean, I'm so guilty of this. 0:12:21.080 --> 0:12:24.040 I can't even like I propose this topic A because 0:12:24.080 --> 0:12:24.960 I'm guilty. 0:12:26.400 --> 0:12:29.880 And B because I want to be better. But I'm 0:12:29.960 --> 0:12:32.439 main I'm and like, I don't. 0:12:32.280 --> 0:12:34.480 Need you to see my mustache and you didn't get 0:12:34.520 --> 0:12:37.600 to wax this week, so I'm a blurbd bitch on facetune. 0:12:37.679 --> 0:12:41.760 You're like way better than me because I'm technologically challenged, 0:12:41.800 --> 0:12:45.440 so I don't even know technologically. Technologically, yeah, you know, 0:12:45.720 --> 0:12:47.560 I'm not me in technology. 0:12:47.559 --> 0:12:49.319 Don't go good you in technow don't. 0:12:49.640 --> 0:12:51.840 I don't do technoingn't do technology, and I don't do 0:12:51.960 --> 0:12:52.400 tech noow. 0:12:53.800 --> 0:12:56.120 This is the whole Texting is not working for me. 0:12:56.920 --> 0:12:59.440 I don't know how to use any face tune apps. 0:12:59.520 --> 0:13:01.959 I I'll like, if something that's really bad, I'll text 0:13:02.040 --> 0:13:04.440 my friend like fix it they I'll have her sent 0:13:04.480 --> 0:13:07.000 it back to me. But what's even worse than the 0:13:07.040 --> 0:13:08.959 fact that I need to probably learn how to because 0:13:08.960 --> 0:13:11.959 I will fucking pick a picture to post literally look 0:13:12.000 --> 0:13:15.560 at it. For four hours and my friends like, you 0:13:15.600 --> 0:13:17.400 still didn't post it. She's like, oh the fuck, what 0:13:17.480 --> 0:13:20.160 the fuck? And then four hours later I'm like it's 0:13:20.200 --> 0:13:20.880 not good enough. 0:13:21.840 --> 0:13:22.440 Never mind. 0:13:22.559 --> 0:13:24.559 And so then like four weeks I've gone by since 0:13:24.559 --> 0:13:27.320 I haven't posted anything, and then I'm like, wow, I shouldn't. 0:13:27.480 --> 0:13:29.440 I should really try to step up my Instagram game. 0:13:29.559 --> 0:13:31.960 But it's just it's too much pressure. Society is too 0:13:32.080 --> 0:13:34.520 much pressure. It is a lot of pressure. I mean, 0:13:34.559 --> 0:13:34.960 I'm trying. 0:13:35.000 --> 0:13:38.400 I've been trying to like curate my instagram more, my 0:13:38.440 --> 0:13:43.440 personal instagram more for work because I work in beauty and. 0:13:43.720 --> 0:13:47.440 Like everybody knows your instagram accounts for life whatever. 0:13:47.559 --> 0:13:50.839 It just needs to look beautifully curated. 0:13:50.920 --> 0:13:53.840 Peace. I'm really not a great at it. I fuck 0:13:53.920 --> 0:13:54.440 up all the time. 0:13:54.520 --> 0:13:56.160 Like I look at my other friends and like my 0:13:56.440 --> 0:13:58.719 like me shat her instagram is like she's a photographer, 0:13:58.760 --> 0:13:59.920 so always betiful. 0:13:59.640 --> 0:14:00.440 So BEAUTI full. 0:14:01.040 --> 0:14:03.960 It's like the same, like all the colors of are 0:14:04.040 --> 0:14:06.000 the same, like the temperature is the same. 0:14:06.520 --> 0:14:09.520 How did you manage to do this? I don't know. 0:14:09.160 --> 0:14:14.000 I try. This is me and like you in face, 0:14:14.040 --> 0:14:19.280 like me and my mom, me and my dad. This 0:14:19.400 --> 0:14:21.160 is on a vacation to the Bahamas. 0:14:22.000 --> 0:14:25.720 But but getting back to the Instagram versus reality, I 0:14:25.840 --> 0:14:31.400 just you know, it's it's one thing to like, you know, 0:14:31.440 --> 0:14:35.440 take a pimple away, smooth, a little poor. But I 0:14:35.480 --> 0:14:38.200 mean some of these instagrams are out of control because 0:14:38.280 --> 0:14:41.120 especially because I work in in beauty and I work 0:14:41.200 --> 0:14:46.000 with a lot of makeup influencers, and uh, we hire them, 0:14:46.000 --> 0:14:48.800 we'll end up hiring them and then they look totally 0:14:48.880 --> 0:14:53.000 different in person. Well they're not oh like Instagram and 0:14:53.120 --> 0:14:56.160 makeup influencers, okay, like some of them that maybe don't 0:14:56.160 --> 0:14:58.520 post videos, because there's influencers that don't even do videos 0:14:58.520 --> 0:14:59.640 that have millions of follows. 0:14:59.720 --> 0:15:01.080 Wo, Like, how do you how do you how do 0:15:01.120 --> 0:15:03.480 your makeup influence? Like you just do your makeup really loud? 0:15:03.920 --> 0:15:04.640 That's insane. 0:15:04.680 --> 0:15:07.520 Like for example, there's one this this one girl, am 0:15:07.600 --> 0:15:10.600 Rezi at am Rezi, and she probably has like five 0:15:10.840 --> 0:15:15.960 million followers or something, and she's never I've never. 0:15:15.840 --> 0:15:17.280 Seen her post a makeup tutorial. 0:15:17.360 --> 0:15:20.080 Like maybe she'll do some like on Snapchat like her 0:15:20.120 --> 0:15:24.480 getting ready, but not she has five point five million follows. 0:15:23.360 --> 0:15:29.760 Let me see, Yeah she your friend. No, I don't know, 0:15:30.000 --> 0:15:34.080 she's wearing a lot a makeup. She's she wears lots 0:15:34.080 --> 0:15:36.920 of makeup. Is this low key likes a highlight? Yeah, 0:15:37.360 --> 0:15:39.720 she's like she's had like a collab with like Anastasia 0:15:39.840 --> 0:15:42.520 Beverly Hills, like girls, she's getting paid. 0:15:42.760 --> 0:15:44.040 It's too much. 0:15:44.200 --> 0:15:46.400 I mean, like I love women, you know, No, I'm 0:15:46.440 --> 0:15:49.600 not hate you know, more power too. But like, especially 0:15:49.600 --> 0:15:51.400 as we live in La y'all like sometime to go 0:15:51.440 --> 0:15:53.440 to the club and I'm like, oh my god, could 0:15:53.440 --> 0:15:55.720 you bitches your stuff out of a video shoot? 0:15:55.800 --> 0:15:58.560 Like what, I don't know, it doesn't matter how many 0:15:58.560 --> 0:16:01.200 hours I spend on my makeup, and my highlight never 0:16:01.280 --> 0:16:03.960 looks like it's never glowing from across the room. You no, 0:16:04.080 --> 0:16:06.600 Like this bitch is shining at me from her Instagram. Well, 0:16:06.680 --> 0:16:08.960 that's a lot of filter. It's a lot of filter. 0:16:09.240 --> 0:16:13.360 It's a lot of like like like that detail button 0:16:13.360 --> 0:16:15.960 and face tune that makes everything pop more. They fucking 0:16:16.040 --> 0:16:19.720 rub that ship right there my cheek bone point. And 0:16:20.200 --> 0:16:21.600 you know, I don't know what she looks like. I 0:16:21.640 --> 0:16:23.240 mean I've seen like some videos and what she looks 0:16:23.240 --> 0:16:25.080 like in person. You guys never kill with her, No, 0:16:25.960 --> 0:16:27.160 but she looks pretty. 0:16:26.880 --> 0:16:29.880 Much she looks like that. You know, she's she's a 0:16:29.880 --> 0:16:31.880 pretty girl. I mean, she's definitely pretty. 0:16:31.800 --> 0:16:36.040 But it's definitely like there's definitely a lot of face tuning, 0:16:36.360 --> 0:16:39.400 and not just specifically her, just in general. Yeah, you know, 0:16:39.480 --> 0:16:41.520 like you see you meet these girls and you're like, oh, 0:16:41.680 --> 0:16:46.040 you're a little heavier than I thought you were, Like 0:16:46.400 --> 0:16:48.960 your angles are Oh no, it's not even about an 0:16:48.960 --> 0:16:51.440 angle anymore. It's like literally face tune. You can bring 0:16:51.480 --> 0:16:54.360 that shit in, like bring the waist in, bring the moody. 0:16:54.080 --> 0:16:55.920 Out, just to tad, But at what point is it 0:16:55.960 --> 0:16:56.240 too much? 0:16:56.240 --> 0:17:00.280 Because what's happening also with Instagram like face like little 0:17:00.320 --> 0:17:02.200 this little that is I find like a lot of 0:17:02.200 --> 0:17:04.400 these young girls too, Like not that we're not young, 0:17:04.440 --> 0:17:08.199 but like if you're going under the knife like on 0:17:08.240 --> 0:17:11.240 your face under like twenty five, that's crazy. 0:17:11.320 --> 0:17:13.560 Like even like lips, unless you have like. 0:17:14.640 --> 0:17:18.360 Kylie Jenner little baby lips like from to be Utter 0:17:18.480 --> 0:17:22.120 twenty five and just getting shot up here and there, 0:17:22.240 --> 0:17:26.160 that's a big deal. It's just not realistic. I think 0:17:26.200 --> 0:17:28.720 that transfers into that. So that's why people think I 0:17:28.720 --> 0:17:30.040 can do it here on Instagram. 0:17:30.080 --> 0:17:32.400 Well Instagram, I feel like I don't know what, there's 0:17:32.440 --> 0:17:35.000 probably a study done, but I guarantee you Instagram has 0:17:35.000 --> 0:17:37.440 had a major influence on the plastic surgery market. 0:17:37.480 --> 0:17:40.119 Like it's probably not has it popping exactly like it 0:17:40.160 --> 0:17:42.440 was already big and it made it like fifty million times. 0:17:42.520 --> 0:17:44.680 Yeah, because these girls want to look like Kylie Jenner. 0:17:44.720 --> 0:17:46.560 They want to have the like the poop, the poudy 0:17:46.640 --> 0:17:50.880 lips and like it's like the perfect eyebrow shape and 0:17:50.960 --> 0:17:52.480 like the almond eye. 0:17:52.640 --> 0:17:56.440 Yeah, a little cute square chin and blah blah see. 0:17:56.600 --> 0:17:58.480 Yeah, because I looked at Instagram a day and I 0:17:58.520 --> 0:17:59.960 was like, I love those titties. 0:18:01.840 --> 0:18:04.280 Damn you think I could get that hip action like 0:18:04.320 --> 0:18:06.600 we're gonna, We're gonna. You can't. It's called face tune. 0:18:07.400 --> 0:18:12.040 Send me one of your photos, just faking me up. Yeah, 0:18:12.040 --> 0:18:13.919 you're on point with your face too. I need to 0:18:13.920 --> 0:18:15.400 figure it out, I. 0:18:15.359 --> 0:18:19.240 Mean, or don't because it's the devil. It's the devil. I'm, 0:18:19.440 --> 0:18:21.760 I'm it's just it's just. 0:18:21.880 --> 0:18:24.119 And then Instagram like not only does it have you 0:18:24.200 --> 0:18:26.440 misconstrued on like how perfect you should look on a 0:18:26.520 --> 0:18:29.679 daily regular faces and like as a mom, who the 0:18:29.840 --> 0:18:32.560 fuck has time to do all that goddamn conturing every day. 0:18:33.160 --> 0:18:33.680 Not us. 0:18:33.880 --> 0:18:37.160 These mamas do though, But that's the thing though, it's 0:18:37.200 --> 0:18:39.880 like they'll be like just woke up, like in bed, 0:18:39.920 --> 0:18:41.400 like with their kid. It's like this is a full 0:18:41.440 --> 0:18:43.360 photo shoot, like you did not just wake up. It's 0:18:43.359 --> 0:18:46.600 from them fucking contourt ass eyebrows and that strip lash 0:18:46.800 --> 0:18:49.440 and right, I hate when I see people like, no, 0:18:49.640 --> 0:18:52.160 s woke up and they have literally well some people 0:18:52.160 --> 0:18:56.159 sleep with their strip lashes on. I've never gonna no, 0:18:56.280 --> 0:18:58.600 some people will like get that. People some people go 0:18:58.760 --> 0:19:01.680 get strip lashes done because they can't put them on themselves, 0:19:01.920 --> 0:19:03.840 and we'll keep them on for days. You know. 0:19:03.840 --> 0:19:06.160 I'm totally against set, but I don't support that at all. 0:19:06.400 --> 0:19:08.719 I think that's insane. First of all, she flashes are 0:19:08.720 --> 0:19:09.920 fucking heavy. 0:19:10.119 --> 0:19:12.120 I can't wait to take my life. That's the first 0:19:12.160 --> 0:19:14.720 thing I want to take out if I have them on, 0:19:14.800 --> 0:19:16.720 which I only wear them like if I'm doing like 0:19:16.800 --> 0:19:19.120 gonna be on camera or something, you know, but. 0:19:20.600 --> 0:19:23.080 I don't know, but like not only looks, but like 0:19:23.119 --> 0:19:25.800 then you get misconstrued about people's whole lives and like 0:19:25.840 --> 0:19:28.040 what you can only you just take like a few 0:19:28.080 --> 0:19:30.080 photos and you thought you think you know them, like 0:19:30.119 --> 0:19:32.920 even before I told you that before we were friends. 0:19:34.080 --> 0:19:37.719 So me and Erica are friends through mutual through other friends, 0:19:37.800 --> 0:19:39.320 Like her best friend is and my best. 0:19:39.119 --> 0:19:42.639 Friend are friends, so we that's the only reason we 0:19:42.680 --> 0:19:43.160 know each other. 0:19:43.240 --> 0:19:46.320 So prior to as meeting, you know, it's to creep 0:19:46.359 --> 0:19:48.560 on your friends, friends and shit get. 0:19:48.480 --> 0:19:48.919 To click it. 0:19:49.000 --> 0:19:50.800 And I was like, oh my god, look at my life. 0:19:52.040 --> 0:19:54.280 Did you because you got proposed to as your baby shower? 0:19:54.600 --> 0:19:57.760 Why I wasn't there? But I don't even know if 0:19:57.760 --> 0:19:59.360 we weren't friends yet, but. 0:19:59.359 --> 0:20:02.119 I know this you like you know my life? She 0:20:02.240 --> 0:20:06.320 got a ring on it? How perfect she's pregnant, gotta 0:20:06.400 --> 0:20:09.399 ring on it. I'm just pregnant. And it's like you 0:20:09.480 --> 0:20:11.280 have this whole like as like. 0:20:12.960 --> 0:20:17.280 Perception perception of like what was going on in your 0:20:17.320 --> 0:20:19.120 life and how perfect it appeared. 0:20:19.240 --> 0:20:21.480 And even for myself. 0:20:21.880 --> 0:20:24.720 Like when she started going really downhill, like after that 0:20:25.000 --> 0:20:27.440 honeymoon stage, after like the first three months of having 0:20:27.440 --> 0:20:29.800 a baby, and you're like, oh, this is still my life. 0:20:29.920 --> 0:20:32.320 Is still my relationship? I was. 0:20:32.560 --> 0:20:37.440 I was hesitant to like take down certain pictures of 0:20:37.520 --> 0:20:42.760 like my family or like put like my singles pictures 0:20:42.840 --> 0:20:47.320 up because I felt some type of like loyalty to 0:20:47.359 --> 0:20:49.800 this fake ass image that I've been portraying as this 0:20:50.000 --> 0:20:51.000 like happy family. 0:20:51.520 --> 0:20:54.440 So it's just so much, so much shit, so true. 0:20:54.520 --> 0:20:57.399 I think me too, especially dating somebody or having a 0:20:57.480 --> 0:21:01.119 child with someone who has like following following in fans 0:21:01.119 --> 0:21:05.119 that like check in on us and like apparently are 0:21:05.200 --> 0:21:05.960 rooting for us. 0:21:07.200 --> 0:21:11.240 The lack of hashtag. I felt this, I felt I 0:21:11.280 --> 0:21:12.199 felt the same pressure. 0:21:12.240 --> 0:21:15.080 I mean, me and my baby Daddy used to argue 0:21:15.119 --> 0:21:18.240 about Instagram, like why like early on in our relationship, 0:21:18.280 --> 0:21:20.840 because he would never post me and I wouldn't want 0:21:20.880 --> 0:21:22.080 to be that girl. But it got to the point 0:21:22.080 --> 0:21:23.720 where it's like we were together for like two years, 0:21:23.760 --> 0:21:25.600 you've never posted a photo of me, right, what the 0:21:25.640 --> 0:21:26.080 fuck is that? 0:21:26.359 --> 0:21:26.439 Right? 0:21:26.600 --> 0:21:28.280 But you posted a photo of you mot like with 0:21:28.359 --> 0:21:31.239 the video ho like on set when he's like and 0:21:31.280 --> 0:21:34.000 like we would get into like the serious arguments about it, 0:21:34.080 --> 0:21:38.159 like and like looking back, like it's stupid, but like 0:21:38.960 --> 0:21:40.440 that's the world we live in, Like we live in 0:21:40.480 --> 0:21:42.160 a world where like this shit matters. 0:21:42.160 --> 0:21:46.280 Instagram is like validates. It doesn't. It doesn't validate, but 0:21:46.560 --> 0:21:46.920 you think it. 0:21:47.040 --> 0:21:51.920 You think it validates, Like your relationship, like you know, it's. 0:21:51.720 --> 0:21:54.680 Just I don't know, it's so weird. It's so weird. 0:21:55.200 --> 0:21:57.000 Whereas now, like in my dating. 0:21:56.840 --> 0:22:00.639 Life, I probably won't post the person that I'm dating ever. 0:22:00.880 --> 0:22:04.600 You know, first of all, I'm way too smooth, Like 0:22:04.640 --> 0:22:05.720 I'm ways too smooth for that. 0:22:05.720 --> 0:22:06.840 I would never like put it. 0:22:06.920 --> 0:22:09.520 All in my game, like unless we're going together, like 0:22:09.520 --> 0:22:11.600 this is a relationship. 0:22:10.960 --> 0:22:14.200 Strong for some time, I'm not. Because I was posting 0:22:14.240 --> 0:22:16.200 photos of us, and I was like, I don't understand. 0:22:15.840 --> 0:22:18.520 Why you're not posting photos of me? Should I sent 0:22:18.600 --> 0:22:21.160 you that cutest photo of us? Why is it, Honora? 0:22:22.600 --> 0:22:26.159 But then like when we broke up, you know, I 0:22:26.280 --> 0:22:28.280 left the photos there for a while because of that, 0:22:28.359 --> 0:22:33.520 I felt this pressuremaking. 0:22:31.280 --> 0:22:34.639 This image or like I don't know, it wasn't just me, 0:22:34.800 --> 0:22:35.679 It wasn't the pressure too. 0:22:35.720 --> 0:22:38.960 It was also me like holding on to this fantasy 0:22:39.040 --> 0:22:41.719 of what my life was supposed to be. I just 0:22:41.800 --> 0:22:43.480 it felt like if I it almost felt like if 0:22:43.480 --> 0:22:48.240 I deleted it on Instagram, deleted, like it was actually 0:22:48.320 --> 0:22:58.040 deleted from my life, like your honus exactly, Oh my god. 0:22:58.800 --> 0:23:00.159 But you know, but then I did it and I 0:23:00.200 --> 0:23:02.919 deleted them. I did I deleted all photos of I 0:23:03.000 --> 0:23:05.720 kept some photos of like her and her father. 0:23:05.840 --> 0:23:07.840 But like us. Yeah no, I was like, I need 0:23:07.880 --> 0:23:09.360 to do over. 0:23:09.480 --> 0:23:11.040 I would give anyone the wrong with pressure who might 0:23:11.040 --> 0:23:13.720 be creeping and want to creep in the dams. My 0:23:13.800 --> 0:23:17.800 baby's daddy was psychough about like me and posting pictures 0:23:17.840 --> 0:23:20.360 of him. I'm like, you need to chill, even now 0:23:20.400 --> 0:23:23.520 that we're not together. If we're like being cool one week, 0:23:24.080 --> 0:23:25.760 you don't want Oh you don't want to insta snap this? 0:23:26.000 --> 0:23:31.280 Huh? Hey enough, who got banging? Tell them to break 0:23:31.280 --> 0:23:34.200 out the lego? Like, okay, if you guys. 0:23:33.920 --> 0:23:36.840 Hear all this banging and background, I'm sorry, it's our 0:23:36.920 --> 0:23:38.440 kids legos. 0:23:38.440 --> 0:23:39.160 Hardly usual. 0:23:40.640 --> 0:23:42.919 He'll be like, oh, you don't want to post it 0:23:42.600 --> 0:23:45.920 on Snap and it's a story you're afraid somebody's gonna see. 0:23:46.400 --> 0:23:47.320 I'm thinking of my head. 0:23:47.400 --> 0:23:51.280 Yeah, nigga, yes, actually the fuck I am. 0:23:53.600 --> 0:23:55.679 I don't need you all in my business like that. 0:23:55.960 --> 0:24:02.400 Like no, even it's funny the young. 0:24:02.320 --> 0:24:05.720 And even though like I'm not like ship with anyone obviously, 0:24:05.800 --> 0:24:09.040 he like posted brons with each other. He posted like, 0:24:09.080 --> 0:24:10.840 one time, my husband's the story of some girl he 0:24:10.920 --> 0:24:13.120 was saying, and I was like not feeling it, and. 0:24:13.040 --> 0:24:15.080 He's like, you're mad. I'm like, I'm not mad. 0:24:15.080 --> 0:24:17.120 I just don't think it's smooth at all, Like from 0:24:17.119 --> 0:24:19.080 a play one player to another, Like I don't need 0:24:19.119 --> 0:24:21.679 to see all your bitch like your bitches, Okay, I 0:24:21.760 --> 0:24:24.720 know you have a your keep that like yeah, like 0:24:24.960 --> 0:24:29.560 to me, it's not proper single like etiquette. Yeah, like 0:24:29.560 --> 0:24:31.520 I don't know a funk what you're doing. Honestly, I'm 0:24:31.520 --> 0:24:33.480 not gonna even question it. But if I'm scrolling for 0:24:33.560 --> 0:24:35.080 your answer SR to see your cute face and then 0:24:35.080 --> 0:24:36.960 I have to see a bitch's face, I'm probably not. 0:24:36.880 --> 0:24:38.920 Gonna like you anymore. There's not a real reason. It's 0:24:38.960 --> 0:24:41.800 just you should be better. Well, it's also ego. It 0:24:41.840 --> 0:24:42.440 is ago. 0:24:48.320 --> 0:24:49.960 Right because I had it been me. I want to say, ship, 0:24:50.080 --> 0:24:54.600 I had to turn that dawn off. Oh wait, that 0:24:54.640 --> 0:25:00.240 door needs some WT for me. So were in the 0:25:00.280 --> 0:25:01.600 attic and a creepy. 0:25:01.280 --> 0:25:05.760 Way I know, you know, yeah, no, I know. 0:25:05.840 --> 0:25:08.800 It's like it's your life too, because like since we 0:25:08.840 --> 0:25:12.119 started this podcast, like I've been looking up you know, 0:25:12.359 --> 0:25:15.160 like mommy bloggers, like trying to see like who else 0:25:15.200 --> 0:25:17.440 is mom Like what are the mommy bloggers, like who 0:25:17.440 --> 0:25:18.320 can we reach out to. 0:25:20.000 --> 0:25:21.000 If you please? 0:25:21.800 --> 0:25:24.000 Who can we reach out to or who can be 0:25:24.040 --> 0:25:27.080 inspiring to me more? You know as a mom I've 0:25:27.080 --> 0:25:29.760 always followed I've always followed a few, but now that 0:25:29.920 --> 0:25:31.199 you know we do this, Like I was like, I 0:25:31.240 --> 0:25:32.760 need to know, I need to know what these who 0:25:32.840 --> 0:25:38.480 these women's are. And there's a few that are very honest. 0:25:39.119 --> 0:25:42.760 There's just one girl, melaw Murder, and she's not a 0:25:42.760 --> 0:25:45.879 mommy blogger. She's actually a dancer and she was like 0:25:45.960 --> 0:25:47.880 used to be on tour with Diplo for the years. 0:25:48.200 --> 0:25:51.040 She end up having a baby with like another dancer guy. 0:25:51.359 --> 0:25:57.600 It's it went south. And she's very very transparent about 0:25:58.680 --> 0:26:02.560 her feelings how exhausted she is as a mother, Like 0:26:02.560 --> 0:26:04.920 like she just goes in Like today I cried all 0:26:05.000 --> 0:26:07.640 day because like I'm a single parent and I don't 0:26:07.640 --> 0:26:10.280 have help, and like it's my baby. Daddy goes on 0:26:10.320 --> 0:26:13.640 the internet and portrays himself as this great person and he's. 0:26:13.480 --> 0:26:18.720 Not, you know, and like so it's just like. 0:26:21.320 --> 0:26:22.840 And then there's then there's the other the side of 0:26:22.840 --> 0:26:25.720 the spectrum where it's like the perfect mommy, like mommy, 0:26:25.840 --> 0:26:27.920 like here's our recipe like that we made we have 0:26:28.040 --> 0:26:30.520 these francake now, she heels my pancake recipe. 0:26:30.640 --> 0:26:33.240 This is my chaiat seed putting recipes because I cook 0:26:33.320 --> 0:26:37.120 every night, wearing while glowing, while highlighted, while in high heels, 0:26:37.880 --> 0:26:40.679 walk across the street with my perfectly matched outfit with 0:26:40.720 --> 0:26:43.080 my toddler. Don't ask me who took the photos, because 0:26:43.119 --> 0:26:47.359 it was a professional photographer. Dad. How bitters have this? 0:26:47.600 --> 0:26:49.960 How do your kids participate? Who's taking the photos? Like, 0:26:50.200 --> 0:26:52.320 my friends don't even take like more than three photos 0:26:52.359 --> 0:26:53.760 of me? God forbid, they. 0:26:53.640 --> 0:26:56.840 Come out bad like I low he like imagined us 0:26:56.920 --> 0:27:00.200 to be somewhat like them. Don't. I can't do it. 0:27:00.200 --> 0:27:02.240 It's not gonna happen like we have. We just did 0:27:02.240 --> 0:27:04.560 a little photo shoot for ourselves. But like there's no 0:27:04.640 --> 0:27:08.280 time to be doing all these Like I just can't. 0:27:08.320 --> 0:27:10.800 I don't have enough time. I don't I still care. 0:27:10.760 --> 0:27:13.080 Enough even sometimes I'm thing, let me put on make 0:27:13.119 --> 0:27:15.520 like we should put on makeup Momi podcast. At least 0:27:15.520 --> 0:27:17.200 we could take a couple of pictures and then every 0:27:17.200 --> 0:27:20.760 time I can't hear me both look like shit. I 0:27:20.880 --> 0:27:24.040 like come of slippers like halfway Infanjon the scarves on 0:27:24.240 --> 0:27:26.040 and shit, like the only thing we can manage to 0:27:26.080 --> 0:27:26.520 do is like. 0:27:26.560 --> 0:27:29.119 Roll a blunt like there's no photo was betting taken? 0:27:29.560 --> 0:27:31.480 Which, by the way, guys, I did not smoke today, 0:27:32.160 --> 0:27:35.600 Like I've taken a vow of no smoking before podcasting 0:27:35.680 --> 0:27:38.000 because I've noticed that I'm just not. 0:27:37.840 --> 0:27:41.280 My true I'm not your IQ level. My IQ level 0:27:41.400 --> 0:27:42.120 is a lot. 0:27:42.000 --> 0:27:47.119 Lower and I can't keep trains of thoughts are slow. 0:27:50.680 --> 0:27:52.760 But yeah, I mean, I mean I still like but 0:27:52.880 --> 0:27:56.760 either I do like appreciate that. I still do appreciate 0:27:56.880 --> 0:27:59.360 that that mommy blogger that can do that. 0:27:59.440 --> 0:27:59.879 I mean. 0:28:01.800 --> 0:28:03.800 I still look up I look at her and I'm like, 0:28:03.960 --> 0:28:06.520 I do there's this aspirational aspect to her, and that's 0:28:06.560 --> 0:28:07.520 why she has. 0:28:07.480 --> 0:28:08.560 A million followers. 0:28:08.640 --> 0:28:11.680 Or I don't have many followers because mommy, most mommies 0:28:11.720 --> 0:28:15.080 know they ain't they're not gonna do that shit, and 0:28:15.400 --> 0:28:18.480 you know they're they're looking at this like, oh, this 0:28:18.520 --> 0:28:21.439 is inspiring, or I would like to aspire to be 0:28:21.520 --> 0:28:23.199 this way, but I am not going to. 0:28:24.240 --> 0:28:30.200 Yeah, but I mean Instagram versus reality, it's just I mean, 0:28:30.600 --> 0:28:34.000 it's just like there's no going back from it, right, 0:28:34.080 --> 0:28:35.480 this is just the world we live in and it's 0:28:35.480 --> 0:28:38.160 just gonna be. I try not to participate. 0:28:38.240 --> 0:28:40.600 Like sometimes I'll find myself not willing to post a 0:28:40.680 --> 0:28:42.960 video because I look ugly or I'm singing and it 0:28:43.000 --> 0:28:43.440 sounds but. 0:28:43.560 --> 0:28:45.440 I'm like, who gives a fuck? I do look ugly 0:28:45.520 --> 0:28:47.240 right now, Like don't look pretty all the time? 0:28:47.400 --> 0:28:50.520 Like who? Like, I have to remind myself to not 0:28:50.560 --> 0:28:53.080 give a fuck. So, I mean, the world's never going 0:28:53.120 --> 0:28:55.000 back to what it was. But my biggest thing I 0:28:55.040 --> 0:28:57.840 try to remind myself because I'm like, I'm not one of. 0:28:57.800 --> 0:28:58.920 These like instid bitches. 0:28:58.920 --> 0:29:01.480 It's like real, recognize it real, So you could either 0:29:01.520 --> 0:29:03.400 get with it or you could kick fucking rocks. 0:29:03.400 --> 0:29:05.320 But that bitch doesn't look like that all the time. 0:29:05.480 --> 0:29:07.920 And when you scrape that makeup off and it shits 0:29:07.960 --> 0:29:11.040 all over your pillow and your white teeth and she's 0:29:11.080 --> 0:29:12.959 not gonna look That's what I think about too. 0:29:13.000 --> 0:29:15.360 I'm like, so like, when you go home with this 0:29:15.400 --> 0:29:17.600 bitch and you wake up in the morning and her 0:29:17.600 --> 0:29:20.280 eyelash is hanging off and all the contours gone, and 0:29:20.280 --> 0:29:21.000 she got a doll. 0:29:20.960 --> 0:29:22.200 Face, how do you feel? 0:29:22.240 --> 0:29:22.400 Then? 0:29:22.480 --> 0:29:24.560 What? And then how does she feel? Right? 0:29:24.960 --> 0:29:28.320 And then another thing is I think instagrams bitches. 0:29:28.760 --> 0:29:31.320 We are all like have our natural insecurities, but like. 0:29:31.400 --> 0:29:34.360 It probably makes women like ten times more insecure, women 0:29:34.400 --> 0:29:36.040 who wear that much makeup and do all that A 0:29:36.040 --> 0:29:37.960 lot of times, it is insecurity that motivates. 0:29:38.000 --> 0:29:40.520 It's not probably, it's one hundred percent guaranteed because. 0:29:40.360 --> 0:29:44.080 I Instagram has made me insecure right right, like especially 0:29:44.280 --> 0:29:47.520 as a new mom, like not being not bouncing back 0:29:47.520 --> 0:29:50.280 and not getting my bounced back body like like a 0:29:50.360 --> 0:29:53.360 month later, like it took me three years to lose seventy. 0:29:53.000 --> 0:29:56.160 Pounds, you know, right, and like looking at like the Kim. 0:29:56.080 --> 0:29:59.920 Kardashians and you know, just all these other celebrity women 0:30:00.040 --> 0:30:02.760 and just not even celebrity women, just other women that 0:30:02.920 --> 0:30:06.880 just post their super quick bounce back body shit, I 0:30:06.920 --> 0:30:08.720 was like, damn, like what the fuck is wrong with me? 0:30:09.200 --> 0:30:11.280 Or like why can't I like why am I so tired? 0:30:11.320 --> 0:30:14.120 Why don't I look cute? Like I don't feel cute? 0:30:14.400 --> 0:30:20.280 And I think also looking at seeing the women that 0:30:20.440 --> 0:30:23.120 my the my baby daddy was looking. 0:30:23.400 --> 0:30:25.320 I hate calling him that my baby daddy. I know 0:30:25.360 --> 0:30:27.600 it's a terrible chim the father of my child. 0:30:27.680 --> 0:30:29.560 Seeing the women that like he would look out on 0:30:29.640 --> 0:30:35.720 Instagram or like like their photos they don't look like me, 0:30:36.240 --> 0:30:40.240 and I swear mixed with like my my postpartum depression, 0:30:40.840 --> 0:30:43.960 my insecurities of like this new body that I have 0:30:44.160 --> 0:30:45.760 that like I. 0:30:45.320 --> 0:30:47.080 Never thought i'd ever. 0:30:47.000 --> 0:30:50.280 Be in on top of that, like I'm not I'm 0:30:50.280 --> 0:30:52.880 not necessarily blaming him because whatever, like he was doing 0:30:52.960 --> 0:30:57.240 that before, you know, but all those things combined like 0:30:57.320 --> 0:30:59.040 made me feel so insecure. 0:30:59.120 --> 0:31:01.040 I was like, maybe I need to be more like that. 0:31:00.880 --> 0:31:03.680 Girl, Maybe I need to Like I even dyed my hair, 0:31:03.720 --> 0:31:05.680 bleached my hair blonde because he was like, I. 0:31:05.640 --> 0:31:08.480 Want your hair blonde. I was like, fu, yeah, that 0:31:08.600 --> 0:31:10.880 was request. He even asked me for years and in 0:31:11.160 --> 0:31:12.720 and I always said, no, I don't want to do that. 0:31:12.720 --> 0:31:13.360 I don't want to do that. 0:31:13.480 --> 0:31:16.320 And then within that mix of insecurity, postpartum shit, I 0:31:16.360 --> 0:31:17.360 was like, I'm going to do it. 0:31:18.960 --> 0:31:19.920 Oh girl. It was. 0:31:20.520 --> 0:31:24.200 It was platinum blonde was a cute. It had its 0:31:24.240 --> 0:31:29.240 moments of cuteness, but it like it started started. 0:31:28.960 --> 0:31:29.720 To all fall out. 0:31:29.880 --> 0:31:33.200 Yeah fashion, my my hair wouldn't curl anymore. So it 0:31:33.240 --> 0:31:38.280 was just like cotton. It was so gross. But yeah, 0:31:38.400 --> 0:31:41.080 so it's like all those things combined, I started really 0:31:41.120 --> 0:31:44.719 questioning myself, like maybe I need to like, maybe I 0:31:44.760 --> 0:31:47.320 need to like get a little weave. Maybe I need 0:31:47.360 --> 0:31:50.160 to dress maybe I need to dress more like this girl. 0:31:50.320 --> 0:31:53.560 Maybe I need to dress a tomboy, but like where maybe. 0:31:54.160 --> 0:31:55.880 Like maybe I need you know, like. 0:31:55.920 --> 0:31:58.160 Maybe I need to like, you know, wear more of 0:31:58.320 --> 0:32:00.880 sexy things because he seems to like all these fucking 0:32:01.040 --> 0:32:04.000 nah like and I'm like, no, this is not who 0:32:04.040 --> 0:32:05.880 I am and this is not who he fell in 0:32:05.920 --> 0:32:07.760 love with, and I need to remember who the fuck 0:32:07.800 --> 0:32:08.200 I am. 0:32:08.840 --> 0:32:09.720 And but it's hard. 0:32:09.760 --> 0:32:12.840 Instagram makes it fair because it's always gonna be this, 0:32:13.080 --> 0:32:14.760 like the grass is great on the other side, because 0:32:14.760 --> 0:32:17.240 you're talking about like losing your postpartum weight, like which 0:32:17.320 --> 0:32:20.320 obviously wasn't an issue for me because I'm like ten 0:32:20.320 --> 0:32:21.320 pounds by whole life. 0:32:21.600 --> 0:32:24.400 But like in the era of the Kardashians and like 0:32:24.680 --> 0:32:30.320 everybody blowing up their ass with you know, unidentified fucking substances, 0:32:31.200 --> 0:32:35.200 I'm yeah, i'mouldn't even like catch my baby daddies like dms, 0:32:35.280 --> 0:32:40.040 and it's like fucking Instagram bitches with fat asses. 0:32:40.680 --> 0:32:40.960 Again. 0:32:41.040 --> 0:32:44.240 I used to bitch in the most respectful, women empowered 0:32:44.280 --> 0:32:46.560 way but I'm just like. 0:32:48.360 --> 0:32:49.120 They were bitches. 0:32:49.160 --> 0:32:51.760 They knew that was that you had a baby mama, 0:32:51.840 --> 0:32:54.360 and they were in his DMS. Not that, No, I'll 0:32:54.360 --> 0:32:58.280 be more clear that thing and wasn't bitches DMS, but hey. 0:32:57.920 --> 0:33:00.880 The most blame lame, like she could think of You're like, 0:33:00.920 --> 0:33:04.120 hey beautiful. I'm like, if you DM Walmart bitch saying 0:33:04.160 --> 0:33:05.200 hey beautiful. 0:33:04.800 --> 0:33:06.760 I'm gonna knock you out my fucking south because it's 0:33:06.800 --> 0:33:07.560 not smooth. 0:33:08.120 --> 0:33:10.920 They're not responding. You're embarrassing the shit out of me. 0:33:11.040 --> 0:33:13.880 Because yeah, like you had like your first your last 0:33:13.880 --> 0:33:16.400 three posts, it's your pregnant girlfriend that you live with. 0:33:17.360 --> 0:33:19.360 How the fuck are you dming anyone? 0:33:20.000 --> 0:33:23.959 Not to mention but anyway, but that she will make 0:33:24.000 --> 0:33:27.200 you super insecure and thinking about what she could could 0:33:27.240 --> 0:33:28.000 and need to tweak. 0:33:28.680 --> 0:33:31.480 Yeah, I gotta believe he talks about them. It's just, 0:33:31.680 --> 0:33:32.520 you know, it just. 0:33:32.480 --> 0:33:36.560 Boils down this man run world and we need not 0:33:36.600 --> 0:33:40.000 shave our armpits. I don't know if you like my 0:33:40.080 --> 0:33:42.400 armpit sh I tried that, did you know? As a 0:33:42.480 --> 0:33:46.240 Lenna's birthday party? If my ironpit smart shaved? I tried 0:33:46.240 --> 0:33:47.760 to for a mom should to be a feminist but 0:33:47.840 --> 0:33:50.640 I couldn't get over the fact that I felt extremely unsexy. 0:33:51.880 --> 0:33:53.160 I was trying, well, see. 0:33:53.000 --> 0:33:56.200 Like I have friends that I remember my girlfriend Natalita 0:33:56.320 --> 0:33:58.480 like she was my first friend ever to do that. 0:33:58.560 --> 0:34:00.480 And then at first I was like like caught off 0:34:00.480 --> 0:34:06.760 guard by it and even almost like oh no to me. 0:34:08.040 --> 0:34:09.680 But now I look at it, and I look at 0:34:09.680 --> 0:34:11.640 her and it's just part of who she is, and 0:34:11.680 --> 0:34:13.920 she's like one of the sexiest women I know. So 0:34:13.960 --> 0:34:17.400 it's like, I think I had to get past. 0:34:17.200 --> 0:34:17.920 That in my mind. 0:34:18.200 --> 0:34:20.320 But even for me, I did it on purpose. 0:34:20.360 --> 0:34:22.719 I didn't feel like shaving anymore, and I had to think, 0:34:23.040 --> 0:34:25.120 oh my god, why do I feel so unattractive and 0:34:25.200 --> 0:34:28.560 so unsexy with this financial hair on my arms? Because 0:34:28.600 --> 0:34:32.399 we've been programmed and condition for since worth to feel 0:34:32.440 --> 0:34:34.800 like if you this is not feminine, this is not beautiful, 0:34:34.840 --> 0:34:35.560 this is not sexy. 0:34:35.600 --> 0:34:38.480 And it's like we women don't have hair. Yeah, we're hairless. 0:34:38.480 --> 0:34:41.920 We're just hairless fucking cats. No, No, I'm so fucking hairy. 0:34:42.560 --> 0:34:45.080 That's Mexican me, but yeah, that's me. 0:34:45.280 --> 0:34:49.520 But I'm getting laser because I am confining. I'm what's 0:34:49.560 --> 0:34:51.480 the word is that? The word confining to society is 0:34:51.800 --> 0:34:52.360 standards of. 0:34:52.360 --> 0:34:56.319 Beauty for me and for me, we're gonna show your 0:34:56.320 --> 0:34:59.640 true dumb cells for me, I say all the wrong words. 0:35:00.480 --> 0:35:03.120 I mean, I generally think that I don't like hair 0:35:03.160 --> 0:35:05.520 in my arms, So maybe I only think that because 0:35:05.719 --> 0:35:08.080 of what society has made me think I like and 0:35:08.120 --> 0:35:08.560 don't like. 0:35:08.680 --> 0:35:10.800 I mean, clearly that's what it is. Because if society 0:35:10.840 --> 0:35:11.839 said it under her. 0:35:11.840 --> 0:35:14.239 Arm beautiful, it's beautiful, I'd be like, oh, give me 0:35:14.280 --> 0:35:15.800 some more debt, keep it growing. 0:35:16.239 --> 0:35:17.960 We put it like latis under there. 0:35:18.760 --> 0:35:22.480 Right, it's fucked up, And yeah, we got to be 0:35:22.480 --> 0:35:26.200 better as as like a society and differentiating because I 0:35:26.239 --> 0:35:29.040 think even like men are confused. 0:35:29.080 --> 0:35:30.799 I think it's hilarious because you can take that bitch home. 0:35:30.960 --> 0:35:32.040 She's gonna lo like an hourglass. 0:35:32.040 --> 0:35:34.680 Now get that bitch pregnant, have some kids, and when 0:35:34.680 --> 0:35:36.759 that kid comes up shaped like a refrigerator. 0:35:37.200 --> 0:35:38.640 Ha. Well, let's talk. 0:35:38.480 --> 0:35:42.240 About men in this of Instagram versus reality. 0:35:42.360 --> 0:35:44.319 I mean men just posing. 0:35:44.000 --> 0:35:47.160 In front of cars that aren't bears, wearing chains that 0:35:47.200 --> 0:35:51.480 aren't real, just men posing with bitches that aren't there 0:35:51.560 --> 0:35:54.399 within right, like just all types of shit. 0:35:54.760 --> 0:35:56.480 They're just perpetrating. 0:35:56.040 --> 0:36:03.239 I cannot stand neggave that takes I shouldn't a man 0:36:03.320 --> 0:36:06.879 that takes a lot of fucking selfies, especially the one 0:36:06.920 --> 0:36:08.120 with the arm behind his head. 0:36:09.239 --> 0:36:11.200 Oh my god. You know if you just a lot 0:36:11.200 --> 0:36:13.680 of guys like that's kind of gay. It's amazing. Yes, 0:36:13.719 --> 0:36:15.440 it's very gay. First time you take, you meet photos 0:36:15.480 --> 0:36:16.319 of yourself, you're gay. 0:36:18.320 --> 0:36:20.799 No, seriously, like you're gay and you want to fuck 0:36:20.840 --> 0:36:22.360 yourself and it's too much for me. 0:36:23.200 --> 0:36:24.359 And especially and if you've. 0:36:24.280 --> 0:36:26.799 Raised that arm behind your head and you're not wearing 0:36:26.800 --> 0:36:29.919 your shirt and you take a selfie, it's gay. Women, 0:36:30.000 --> 0:36:32.480 refer to your man's Instagram page right now. And if 0:36:32.520 --> 0:36:35.600 he has more than three selfies in the last fucking. 0:36:35.880 --> 0:36:40.520 Five oh year, Oh damn, it's like that, like no selfies, 0:36:40.520 --> 0:36:42.239 but I mean it takes him selfies, but like just 0:36:42.320 --> 0:36:43.080 z beans or what? 0:36:43.120 --> 0:36:45.560 Do you prefer her to take photos of nature? Yeah? 0:36:45.560 --> 0:36:46.720 I get this food choices? 0:36:46.800 --> 0:36:48.960 Yeah, the book you read last week, the car No, 0:36:49.080 --> 0:36:50.680 I mean you can take selfies, but not the ones 0:36:50.680 --> 0:36:51.920 where you're just thirst dropping. 0:36:54.719 --> 0:37:01.120 Okay, it's okay. No, Well, you guys be nice to 0:37:01.160 --> 0:37:03.200 each other. Why don't you go show Luna your books? 0:37:03.960 --> 0:37:06.640 Go look at the books. Go show Luna your books. 0:37:07.880 --> 0:37:09.880 Oh you left Lunda's book here at that book? Oh 0:37:09.920 --> 0:37:14.399 I did, I've said it. One second. Okay, we're giving gets. 0:37:15.719 --> 0:37:20.400 I don't have Okay, one set, Okay, one minute. Okay, 0:37:20.520 --> 0:37:24.200 we're gonna take an intermission for you guys. Okay, we'll 0:37:24.200 --> 0:37:28.680 be right back. This podcast has been interrupted by I 0:37:29.960 --> 0:37:44.080 will be back. Okay, So we're back. Sorry about that. 0:37:44.200 --> 0:37:48.560 Sorry for that brief intermission with our wild children. Papa 0:37:48.600 --> 0:37:50.560 Pig is on, so we're good to go for at 0:37:50.640 --> 0:37:57.480 least another But I think you were talking about guys 0:37:57.520 --> 0:37:59.680 taking lots of selfies. 0:38:00.800 --> 0:38:07.360 But I just think like we should just try to accept. 0:38:07.440 --> 0:38:10.239 We should try Sorry, I need to speak louder. 0:38:10.239 --> 0:38:14.160 We should try to accept our flaws. 0:38:15.160 --> 0:38:18.239 Post those raw photos. You know. 0:38:18.320 --> 0:38:20.719 It's like the people that post like the rawst photos, 0:38:20.760 --> 0:38:22.960 like the ones that are like this is me, Like 0:38:23.120 --> 0:38:25.320 they don't post photo like they have perfect most of 0:38:25.320 --> 0:38:26.320 them beautiful. 0:38:26.400 --> 0:38:30.040 Yeah, like you like today she said, let's take a 0:38:30.040 --> 0:38:32.200 picture for this podcast with no makeup. 0:38:32.280 --> 0:38:34.640 First of all, like I literally slept two hours after 0:38:34.680 --> 0:38:38.560 this wild nut. No, you look you're beautiful too, what 0:38:38.600 --> 0:38:39.040 do you mean? 0:38:39.160 --> 0:38:42.759 And that light that we were shot this photo in 0:38:42.920 --> 0:38:46.040 anyone can look beautiful. It's like it's like nature's filter. 0:38:46.640 --> 0:38:50.080 I mean, I'm all about it, so I'm I'll volunteer 0:38:50.120 --> 0:38:51.440 myself for execution. 0:38:52.040 --> 0:38:53.839 Execute the sun is nature's filter. 0:38:54.200 --> 0:38:58.080 Like the perfect direct sunlight shot shot is nature's filter. 0:38:58.800 --> 0:38:59.239 If you have. 0:38:59.440 --> 0:39:02.600 Beautiful, flawless fucking it's a little help from face two 0:39:02.880 --> 0:39:07.360 hatch up the little little parts. Yeah, this is so 0:39:07.440 --> 0:39:11.279 much pressure. And then another thing, because this happens to me. 0:39:11.320 --> 0:39:14.120 I've spent literally four hours thinking of like if I 0:39:14.160 --> 0:39:17.719 like the pictures, cute enough is a good filter, then 0:39:17.920 --> 0:39:20.399 the caption is a whole another two hours and then 0:39:20.480 --> 0:39:22.720 I post them like yeah this is yeah, I'm look good. 0:39:22.600 --> 0:39:25.359 And then like why did why am I like getting 0:39:25.360 --> 0:39:28.719 eighty eight likes? Why hasn't hit three digits at least? 0:39:28.760 --> 0:39:32.040 Don't this potus bomb? And then I'm looking at. 0:39:32.040 --> 0:39:35.319 Even extra like maybe my mouth was funny, Like how 0:39:35.360 --> 0:39:36.440 do I think I look so good? 0:39:36.480 --> 0:39:38.440 And clearly everybody else doesn't think I look good. 0:39:38.480 --> 0:39:40.839 Well that's a whole other thing that like even even 0:39:40.880 --> 0:39:43.560 through starting this podcast, like I've always known this, but 0:39:43.640 --> 0:39:46.879 it like reactivated these like pissed off feelings of mine 0:39:46.920 --> 0:39:51.000 that like whenever anybody posts something that actually is meaningful 0:39:51.040 --> 0:39:52.560 to them on Instagram, it gets. 0:39:52.440 --> 0:39:54.040 No likes, Like follow my podcast. 0:39:54.080 --> 0:39:56.400 Yeah, like follow my podcast, it gets like twenty four legs. 0:39:56.440 --> 0:39:57.799 And then I post a selfie and I get. 0:39:57.719 --> 0:39:59.320 Like three hundreds. Oh yeah, like I get a bikini 0:39:59.440 --> 0:40:00.359 and it's good. 0:40:00.800 --> 0:40:03.120 It's like, oh yeah, okay, so you don't want to follow, 0:40:03.239 --> 0:40:05.520 you actually want to learn about me rather just look 0:40:05.520 --> 0:40:07.880 at my like a selfie or like a booty shot. 0:40:08.440 --> 0:40:11.120 So that's why we're gonna be doing Thirsty Thursday. 0:40:11.400 --> 0:40:14.920 That's why we are going to be sorry trapping on 0:40:14.960 --> 0:40:15.879 the ground soon. 0:40:16.719 --> 0:40:20.000 Stay tuned real like if you can't, if you can't 0:40:20.840 --> 0:40:21.799 can't beat them, join them. 0:40:23.040 --> 0:40:24.839 And then I've gone to those stages like, oh my god, 0:40:24.920 --> 0:40:27.800 the insta hos are winning all the holes on Instagram 0:40:27.960 --> 0:40:30.120 or winning like we need to text up for our Instagram, 0:40:30.560 --> 0:40:33.000 you know, I A conversations like this is hey, no, 0:40:33.040 --> 0:40:33.800 my friends are shallow. 0:40:34.480 --> 0:40:36.960 These are real conversations we've had, like look at all 0:40:37.000 --> 0:40:39.040 the hosts winning on the ground. We need to text 0:40:39.120 --> 0:40:42.440 up our photos what's going on? Because I what are 0:40:42.440 --> 0:40:42.920 they winning? 0:40:42.960 --> 0:40:43.200 Though? 0:40:43.280 --> 0:40:46.719 What exactly are they winning? From? Shitas? 0:40:47.320 --> 0:40:49.600 But I guess they're getting some flat temy tea money 0:40:49.680 --> 0:40:51.640 or something, but should I take that? 0:40:51.680 --> 0:40:53.960 And hey, that's that's make any check. Like I do. 0:40:54.760 --> 0:40:56.320 All I gotta do is post a photo with the 0:40:56.360 --> 0:40:59.160 flat temy t and I'm gonna get like five hundred dollars. 0:40:59.480 --> 0:41:01.120 Why not? Because I have a flat time me. 0:41:01.160 --> 0:41:02.719 I definitely consider, like maybe I should be like a 0:41:02.760 --> 0:41:05.120 workout mam on Instagram, even though like I don't work out. 0:41:05.280 --> 0:41:06.280 I'm like I could. 0:41:06.160 --> 0:41:08.160 Start, and then I should start a YouTube page and 0:41:08.160 --> 0:41:09.240 then I'll be rich. 0:41:10.520 --> 0:41:15.120 One year later. That has not happened, but I'm hopeful. 0:41:16.480 --> 0:41:20.160 I don't know it's And then there's like it's not even 0:41:20.239 --> 0:41:24.960 just moms because I have a quote air quote friend 0:41:26.000 --> 0:41:29.440 who I would qualify as an instage or insta model. 0:41:29.719 --> 0:41:33.920 Those sports are interchangeable in my opinion. And again how 0:41:34.040 --> 0:41:38.080 in this most endearing term positive. So I have a 0:41:38.080 --> 0:41:41.120 friend and obviously they tell us get free shit because 0:41:41.120 --> 0:41:44.200 I got followers, which in like for my business. 0:41:44.000 --> 0:41:45.120 Means fucking shit. 0:41:45.280 --> 0:41:48.120 Because that does not mean you're gonna like I'm gonna 0:41:48.239 --> 0:41:50.600 my revenue is gonna increase because you post me because 0:41:50.640 --> 0:41:53.799 everybody following you is a like a pervy guy that 0:41:53.800 --> 0:41:56.040 wants to see your big booty, so it doesn't want Yeah, 0:41:56.080 --> 0:41:58.480 they don't lashes. So I have a girlfriend who was like, 0:41:58.560 --> 0:41:59.720 you know, however, many followers? 0:41:59.719 --> 0:42:01.600 And that's other thing. Someone tells me how many followers 0:42:01.600 --> 0:42:03.320 they have, Get the fuck out my face. 0:42:03.160 --> 0:42:07.040 Look because they're automatically trying to proposition you with their followers. 0:42:07.840 --> 0:42:09.680 I have this many followers, so can you do this 0:42:09.680 --> 0:42:09.880 for me? 0:42:10.040 --> 0:42:12.279 I can't pay my rent and followers, bitch, don't care. 0:42:13.160 --> 0:42:16.080 Luna can't eat with followers, bitch. Okay, first of all, 0:42:16.160 --> 0:42:19.120 as a friend air quote, I think it's mad disrespectful, 0:42:19.320 --> 0:42:21.680 Like I already give my friends like friends and family. 0:42:21.760 --> 0:42:24.080 But like, I think it's mad disrespectful to haggle someone 0:42:24.120 --> 0:42:26.480 who's like a single parent with our business, Like, bitch, would. 0:42:26.239 --> 0:42:29.759 You walk into Chanel and haggle the salesperson like how 0:42:29.760 --> 0:42:32.720 about a twelve hundred for that back? No, that doesn't happen. 0:42:32.719 --> 0:42:35.440 So I have a hundred thousand followers, I have one 0:42:35.480 --> 0:42:39.040 hundred thousand follows, how about now Chanel? So as a homegirl, 0:42:39.120 --> 0:42:44.279 like always on instagrams fucking tagging Louis Baton worlds and 0:42:44.440 --> 0:42:47.080 Chanel this and this and that lives in a nice 0:42:47.120 --> 0:42:49.440 house crab telling me how much your cram costs and 0:42:49.520 --> 0:42:55.120 who helped pay dating this person and then well literally 0:42:55.280 --> 0:42:58.799 like oh this is my friend. So one time I 0:42:58.800 --> 0:43:00.400 bought like a low to clothes about to go in 0:43:00.400 --> 0:43:02.799 to town. I took her late, like at midnight. I 0:43:02.840 --> 0:43:04.759 was like, I'm gonna botch it a little clothes. She's like, 0:43:04.880 --> 0:43:05.440 I'm gonna have to. 0:43:05.400 --> 0:43:08.400 Take a discount for that. I was like, bitch, because you. 0:43:08.360 --> 0:43:10.200 Need You needed to wash a load of clothes while 0:43:10.200 --> 0:43:12.160 I was doing her lashes. But this is what I'm 0:43:12.160 --> 0:43:13.600 just saying, Like this is like a routine. I mean, 0:43:13.640 --> 0:43:16.880 obviously was she for real? I don't care. This is 0:43:16.920 --> 0:43:21.200 just she's just always ready to get a discount. And 0:43:21.440 --> 0:43:22.560 meanwhile she's. 0:43:22.400 --> 0:43:24.600 Like, cause you don't have a car right now, like 0:43:24.600 --> 0:43:25.279 can you come to. 0:43:25.200 --> 0:43:28.319 Me because I really I'm like, well, you know what's 0:43:28.320 --> 0:43:29.000 happening with your car? 0:43:29.160 --> 0:43:30.360 I really want a g Wagon. 0:43:30.560 --> 0:43:34.400 So so she's saving for the g so she's a 0:43:34.400 --> 0:43:37.200 car less until then and asking me to come down 0:43:37.200 --> 0:43:39.399 on my prices because you don't want to settle for like. 0:43:39.360 --> 0:43:41.120 A regular car like everybody. 0:43:40.680 --> 0:43:42.799 Else, and perpetrating on the ground like she probably has 0:43:42.840 --> 0:43:45.080 a car she's like driving around in her friend's car. 0:43:44.960 --> 0:43:48.680 And yeah, and then talking about like can she a discount? 0:43:48.719 --> 0:43:50.799 And oh well, like some so and so offward to 0:43:50.800 --> 0:43:52.919 do it for free? Will then go do it for free, bitch, 0:43:53.840 --> 0:43:57.080 go to so and south Bye Felicia. So like I'm 0:43:57.120 --> 0:43:59.759 just saying, like for like when it blows my mind, 0:43:59.800 --> 0:44:02.560 like use my homegirl, and it's like whatever, Like fine, 0:44:02.760 --> 0:44:05.200 I lose that term. I use that term loosely because 0:44:05.239 --> 0:44:07.520 after like four times it really begin to irritate me. 0:44:08.280 --> 0:44:10.359 And if you're my friend, you're not gonna do that. 0:44:10.920 --> 0:44:15.200 You're not gonna And then furthermore, it's just you're obviously 0:44:15.280 --> 0:44:18.960 fronting like whatever people's perception of you or your perception 0:44:19.000 --> 0:44:21.560 of self, Like it's just it's not weird. 0:44:21.600 --> 0:44:23.960 It's like all these girls like they like they do 0:44:24.040 --> 0:44:26.319 all their makeup and they have like their that one 0:44:26.440 --> 0:44:29.600 bag or they or they just they rent the runway 0:44:29.640 --> 0:44:30.280 their clothes. 0:44:30.320 --> 0:44:33.440 If you don't rent the runways, right, it's. 0:44:33.280 --> 0:44:36.760 Like when you you can rent clothes, you can rent bags, 0:44:36.800 --> 0:44:39.399 you can rent things and have it for the day 0:44:39.600 --> 0:44:42.759 or two days and look cute for that moment. And 0:44:42.800 --> 0:44:45.280 I'm guilty of that too, but not for not for Instagram, 0:44:45.320 --> 0:44:46.040 like I actually. 0:44:45.800 --> 0:44:48.440 Use it when I go to events. You know, I 0:44:48.440 --> 0:44:50.919 don't need to buy this gown I'm never gonna wear again. 0:44:50.960 --> 0:44:54.520 But like it's just like because then you then you're 0:44:54.600 --> 0:44:55.719 the people that look up to you. 0:44:55.840 --> 0:44:58.839 Then like fuck I then they're trying to like keep 0:44:58.920 --> 0:45:02.120 up and like beyond their means or like trying to 0:45:02.160 --> 0:45:05.320 have the latest bag, the latest shirt or the latest 0:45:05.320 --> 0:45:06.320 Instagram store. 0:45:06.560 --> 0:45:08.239 Blah blph. You know what I'm saying. And it's just 0:45:09.640 --> 0:45:12.120 it's a lot. It's a lot, I mean for sure, 0:45:12.640 --> 0:45:16.200 and we're here to tell you it's okay. You don't 0:45:16.200 --> 0:45:18.560 have to be pretty twenty for seven. Nobody is. No 0:45:18.560 --> 0:45:22.440 one's fucking pretty twenty for seven. It's a personality that counts. 0:45:23.239 --> 0:45:25.600 Like I have concealer on right now. That's a fucking 0:45:25.719 --> 0:45:29.880 rarity for these podcasts. Okay, Like it's only because I've 0:45:29.920 --> 0:45:31.839 been out all day. I went to brunch with a friend. 0:45:31.920 --> 0:45:33.200 I was going to be in public. I was like, 0:45:33.200 --> 0:45:35.080 maybe I should cover these darkass circles. 0:45:35.480 --> 0:45:37.560 Maybe it should look like I drank all night last night. 0:45:40.000 --> 0:45:43.120 So I guess, I guess what we're trying to say. 0:45:43.200 --> 0:45:45.120 There's nothing I'm trying to say, I need to work 0:45:45.160 --> 0:45:47.360 on this, Like I need to work on trying or 0:45:47.719 --> 0:45:51.759 not letting Instagram control my existence. Like what I find 0:45:51.760 --> 0:45:54.200 with Instagram too, is that like I'm on it constantly 0:45:54.200 --> 0:45:55.160 and I don't even realize it. 0:45:55.239 --> 0:45:57.000 Yeah, it's just scrolling. I don't even realize it. 0:45:57.000 --> 0:45:59.040 I'll be like today, I'm going to take an Instagram break, 0:45:59.080 --> 0:46:01.200 and literally two minutes later, I'm on Instagram and then 0:46:01.200 --> 0:46:02.480 I'm like, fuck, come on it again. 0:46:02.560 --> 0:46:04.560 I don't even realize it. Then like switching accounts for 0:46:04.600 --> 0:46:05.720 what's like the drugs. 0:46:06.120 --> 0:46:07.880 It's like drugs, and like I post a photo and 0:46:07.920 --> 0:46:09.480 then I check it like a hundred times and see 0:46:09.520 --> 0:46:10.200 like how many. 0:46:11.400 --> 0:46:14.320 It's just so it's insane. It's insane, and I don't. 0:46:14.120 --> 0:46:18.880 Know how to still either help me, bitch, say a prayer, 0:46:18.960 --> 0:46:20.800 help us all because we're in it. 0:46:20.800 --> 0:46:24.319 It's it's hard. It's hard with the job I have too, 0:46:24.360 --> 0:46:25.480 it's just like welcome to. 0:46:25.480 --> 0:46:29.000 The age of social media. I know I know where 0:46:29.040 --> 0:46:30.440 it's actually anti social. 0:46:31.840 --> 0:46:35.600 I'm like scared for my kid. Like what even like when. 0:46:35.440 --> 0:46:37.080 I go out, I don't I don't go to the 0:46:37.080 --> 0:46:38.759 club that often, but the last time I went to 0:46:38.840 --> 0:46:40.800 like a Hollywood La Club. 0:46:41.040 --> 0:46:43.479 I've noticed, like, first of all, I dance. It doesn't 0:46:43.520 --> 0:46:47.400 matter if anyone's dancing. Nobody's dancing. If there's music and 0:46:47.440 --> 0:46:50.040 a small dance floor, that asses shaking. That ass is 0:46:50.040 --> 0:46:50.600 a shaking. 0:46:51.120 --> 0:46:52.920 I went to the club and I just it dawned 0:46:52.920 --> 0:46:55.920 on me, like not one person was dancing. 0:46:56.360 --> 0:46:58.080 They were all sitting hovered. 0:46:58.200 --> 0:47:01.080 That's been like that though forever, Like you anywhere other 0:47:01.200 --> 0:47:02.560 city like Atlanta, and I. 0:47:02.560 --> 0:47:04.320 Swear when I was like a teenager going to the 0:47:04.320 --> 0:47:09.280 club illegally, everyone was dancing, but maybe I was just wasted. Yeah, 0:47:09.280 --> 0:47:13.080 so maybe it's always been that way, but like social 0:47:13.120 --> 0:47:15.920 media's made it worse because I noticed nobody's dancing until 0:47:16.200 --> 0:47:18.480 that screen comes on for like a snapchat and then 0:47:18.480 --> 0:47:20.160 they're like turning up pretend they're like. 0:47:21.840 --> 0:47:23.320 And then they all like go back to this to 0:47:23.400 --> 0:47:24.360 make sure they have the right filter. 0:47:25.480 --> 0:47:26.959 Yeah, and I'm like, oh my god, is this real? 0:47:27.080 --> 0:47:29.480 Like this is that's the most fake you have. That 0:47:29.600 --> 0:47:31.319 was the fakest shit I've ever seen. And you're not 0:47:31.320 --> 0:47:33.680 having fun, you're looking having a terrible time, and your 0:47:33.880 --> 0:47:37.600 highlight is popping them. 0:47:37.840 --> 0:47:38.200 I know. 0:47:38.280 --> 0:47:40.160 That's why, Like I don't like I want. That's why 0:47:40.200 --> 0:47:41.640 I wanted to go to the Virgil last night. Well 0:47:41.640 --> 0:47:43.800 I had, I had to have fun last night, I 0:47:43.840 --> 0:47:46.160 didn't want to go. I love the Virgil because people 0:47:46.280 --> 0:47:48.840 fucking dance. It's dark, the music is good, ain't no 0:47:48.920 --> 0:47:51.440 fucking It's just not that scene, and it's like. 0:47:51.360 --> 0:47:53.200 One of the rare places in La that's like that. 0:47:53.760 --> 0:47:56.040 If anybody else knows of any other places like that 0:47:56.200 --> 0:47:57.600 in La, please let me know. 0:47:58.040 --> 0:48:04.160 I'm looking for more like the Virgil. There's Lasita and 0:48:04.360 --> 0:48:06.359 what's La him and they were gonna have to try out. 0:48:06.400 --> 0:48:07.400 Oh yeah, it's downtown. 0:48:08.080 --> 0:48:10.680 I want like the Virgil has a better mix of people. 0:48:10.800 --> 0:48:14.799 Lasita has like a very strange crowd, but it's no, 0:48:14.880 --> 0:48:18.880 it's like it's like ranges from like like Cholas and 0:48:19.040 --> 0:48:22.759 Cholos because it's not like an old Mexican discothech No. 0:48:22.800 --> 0:48:24.720 But but then it ranges from like then it ranges 0:48:24.760 --> 0:48:27.920 like to hipsters to like black people. It's a very 0:48:27.960 --> 0:48:32.920 interesting crowd, but they're all dancing at leastly. 0:48:32.920 --> 0:48:38.440 I don't know what was there, so yeah, let us know. 0:48:38.960 --> 0:48:41.120 Like I want like a New York kind of like 0:48:41.280 --> 0:48:43.600 I like soul house music. Every time I say this 0:48:43.640 --> 0:48:46.239 to somebody and it never it never comes about. So 0:48:46.600 --> 0:48:48.000 for you to if you know any. 0:48:47.880 --> 0:48:50.680 Soul house sponsor with like a reggae. 0:48:50.440 --> 0:48:55.439 Vibe, it's very specific, it's very Brooklyn, So figure it out. 0:48:55.760 --> 0:48:57.640 Well, I guess we'll have to go to New York, bitchy. 0:48:57.880 --> 0:48:58.640 I guess you will. 0:49:00.040 --> 0:49:02.200 I know because actually some reggae came on last night, 0:49:02.280 --> 0:49:04.439 or some some maybe some version of whatever the fuck 0:49:04.440 --> 0:49:05.799 you were just talking about came on last night. 0:49:05.840 --> 0:49:08.120 You're like, I feel like I'm in Neoi. How do 0:49:08.160 --> 0:49:10.520 you remember me? And I was like, you mean Jamaica. Yeah, 0:49:10.560 --> 0:49:13.600 you didn't say that. I was like no, because it 0:49:13.640 --> 0:49:14.800 was like reggae. I don't even like that. 0:49:14.880 --> 0:49:19.560 No, they broke They played it Williamsburg, they paid it 0:49:19.560 --> 0:49:21.319 for thirty seconds and then it was over. 0:49:21.840 --> 0:49:23.960 DJ kept doing that, He like, we play a song 0:49:23.960 --> 0:49:25.600 for like thirty seconds, just like right when we were 0:49:25.600 --> 0:49:28.840 about to get in, and it was like I was like, fuck, yeah. 0:49:28.600 --> 0:49:29.560 That's I hate DJs. 0:49:29.560 --> 0:49:31.319 You fucking do that like let a big shake her 0:49:31.360 --> 0:49:33.000 ass first, like I. 0:49:32.880 --> 0:49:34.919 Hate and that changes the song. 0:49:35.120 --> 0:49:35.319 You know. 0:49:35.480 --> 0:49:36.920 First of all, I'm really into DJ, so I like 0:49:36.920 --> 0:49:39.279 to dance, and there have been times I've left notes later, 0:49:39.400 --> 0:49:44.000 like I just enjoyed your set little criticism just about 0:49:44.040 --> 0:49:45.600 thirty seconds longer a song. 0:49:45.719 --> 0:49:48.719 It was a long way okay, but you have a 0:49:48.719 --> 0:49:51.280 little too fast there. Okay, I need any more pointers, 0:49:51.320 --> 0:49:56.400 Simmy R said, call me back. Oh my god. 0:49:57.160 --> 0:50:01.799 Well, I'm gonna challenge mysel to try to post more 0:50:01.880 --> 0:50:04.560 photos completely raw. 0:50:04.640 --> 0:50:04.960 I don't know. 0:50:05.080 --> 0:50:07.640 I don't ever Sometimes I just be looking fluorless and 0:50:07.680 --> 0:50:10.320 I just don't really need one. But then other times 0:50:10.360 --> 0:50:14.000 I'm like, today's a rough one. This light, this lighting 0:50:14.040 --> 0:50:14.719 isn't working for. 0:50:14.680 --> 0:50:17.239 You, bitch. Neither of was that those bad choices you 0:50:17.280 --> 0:50:17.879 made last night. 0:50:17.960 --> 0:50:20.799 You're right, that's a good vowel. That's a good vow 0:50:21.000 --> 0:50:22.759 to try to be more like raw and real if 0:50:22.760 --> 0:50:24.360 you're gonna do it. I mean, I honestly don't have 0:50:24.360 --> 0:50:26.680 anything to lose. I don't ever get any I don't 0:50:26.719 --> 0:50:28.600 have anything to lose your I don't get no dms either. 0:50:28.920 --> 0:50:30.600 I'm just like, fuck it. I mean, might as well 0:50:30.640 --> 0:50:31.200 be myself. 0:50:31.680 --> 0:50:34.360 Only dams like I get. I get like a a 0:50:34.360 --> 0:50:37.680 few and far between. They're like baby Daddy's ex, like 0:50:37.760 --> 0:50:41.480 Baby Daddy's fans. We're saying hi to you, are saying 0:50:41.520 --> 0:50:43.600 hi to me, or they know we're not no longer together, 0:50:43.640 --> 0:50:47.120 so they're like trying to shoot their shot. 0:50:46.280 --> 0:50:50.680 I never like I had one. 0:50:50.719 --> 0:50:54.360 I've only had one d M where I was like, oh, okay, 0:50:54.880 --> 0:50:56.880 was like my little white model boy. 0:50:57.120 --> 0:51:01.399 Who's also crept in my DMS. Yes, the one who 0:51:01.440 --> 0:51:05.160 also he's like that brown sugar, don't you? He shared it, 0:51:05.200 --> 0:51:07.560 he told me. She told me specifically that he does. 0:51:07.719 --> 0:51:09.560 She was like, yeah, this, this white boy is like 0:51:09.560 --> 0:51:11.399 a point is like a mom. I was like, what's 0:51:11.440 --> 0:51:16.799 that Instagram? That sounded awfully familiar? He must really really 0:51:16.960 --> 0:51:17.680 be shooting a shot. 0:51:17.719 --> 0:51:20.120 And every brown girl he can like, oh, she looks 0:51:20.160 --> 0:51:22.200 like she's might be into a white dude. 0:51:22.239 --> 0:51:27.799 But with Pointail been onkward. I was like with than 0:51:27.840 --> 0:51:31.600 me too, well, not at all. 0:51:31.680 --> 0:51:35.200 Actually, our mutual friend just told me that she slept 0:51:35.239 --> 0:51:38.319 with my ex boyfriend, not my baby daddy. 0:51:39.040 --> 0:51:40.640 It happened my ex boyfriend. Thank god. 0:51:40.680 --> 0:51:42.680 I mean, I don't I could give a ship. So 0:51:42.760 --> 0:51:43.759 we were laughed about it. 0:51:44.080 --> 0:51:46.439 But it's just the world, the small world of Los 0:51:46.440 --> 0:51:49.880 Angeles that we live in. I mean, fuck, it's just 0:51:49.880 --> 0:51:54.160 you can't hont everybody all the time. Yeah, I'm jealous. 0:51:54.160 --> 0:51:55.759 But I'm really not that jealous. 0:51:56.000 --> 0:51:58.040 Like I could, like, if this is my girlfriend, I 0:51:58.080 --> 0:52:02.560 could share a boyfriend with my friend. I'm like, if 0:52:02.600 --> 0:52:04.160 I really like you and I know there's like it's 0:52:04.160 --> 0:52:06.880 all love. I feel like I I've had guys that 0:52:07.040 --> 0:52:10.840 like me and a friend dated and there's no bad blood. 0:52:10.880 --> 0:52:12.759 Like if we could all get married as a as 0:52:12.800 --> 0:52:14.239 a unit, we we would do it. 0:52:15.320 --> 0:52:17.280 I if maybe. 0:52:17.080 --> 0:52:19.880 If it's we are open about it up front, and 0:52:19.920 --> 0:52:20.880 I knew upfront. 0:52:20.880 --> 0:52:27.120 But I'm possessive mm and I'm a scorpio. 0:52:27.680 --> 0:52:30.680 You are mine. I want to dominate you and you're 0:52:30.680 --> 0:52:34.439 gonna love me and you can, like, if we make 0:52:34.480 --> 0:52:40.520 that choice together, then we can do that. But mm 0:52:40.600 --> 0:52:44.600 mm mm you're not mm mm. I mean I'm more 0:52:44.640 --> 0:52:47.920 open to, Like I'm more open to the idea of 0:52:48.760 --> 0:52:54.360 having an open relationship now because of my past situation. 0:52:54.480 --> 0:52:57.040 But if you might as well, Yeah, you might. 0:52:56.960 --> 0:52:59.480 As well if you're gonna cheat and do your own anyway, Like, 0:52:59.560 --> 0:53:02.600 let's just agree to do our own ship, both of us. 0:53:02.600 --> 0:53:05.400 Right, not just you exactly. Maybe if you gave me 0:53:05.440 --> 0:53:06.360 the option. 0:53:07.160 --> 0:53:12.520 Yeah, well that's never that never happened very rarely. That's 0:53:12.560 --> 0:53:14.520 a whole other episode, y'all. 0:53:15.840 --> 0:53:18.360 Anyway, I think that that concludes our episode for tonight. 0:53:19.520 --> 0:53:21.799 Join us. 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Love it really if 0:54:34.960 --> 0:54:35.719 you ain't got a. 0:54:35.680 --> 0:54:37.319 Couple of rats twenty three. 0:54:37.520 --> 0:54:38.920 Were gonna keep in contact. 0:54:39.000 --> 0:54:40.800 You know we got baby. 0:54:40.920 --> 0:54:45.400 You can't be no mama. She my flavor. She getting 0:54:45.440 --> 0:54:49.920 drinking straight, window chaser. We can face time a little later. 0:54:50.960 --> 0:54:54.640 I as so fat, I said a prayer, little mama, 0:54:55.120 --> 0:54:58.799 don't you know yeah, should have never let you go. 0:54:59.640 --> 0:55:04.279 Oh well, you're my flavor. She gets drinking straight. Will 0:55:04.320 --> 0:55:06.600 no chase her