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Speaker 1: Did you know Zeke's Pizza Delivers. Get a local handcraft

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Speaker 1: and pizza delivered tonight and leave tasteless national chain pizza behind.

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Speaker 1: Download the app or visit Zeke's Pizza dot com. I'm five. Hello,

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Speaker 1: this is Vicky. Hey Vicky, my name is Dan. You're

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Speaker 1: the realtor for three three South Street. Yes, I am Hi.

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Speaker 1: I think you talked with my boss Marco about doing

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Speaker 1: some touch up work around the house. Yeah, yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: Well I feel like I should call you because something

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Speaker 1: happened a few minutes ago. Um, and I wanted to

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Speaker 1: get a hold of you before you get a call

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Speaker 1: from the buyers. Oh, okay, what happened? Well, yeah, I

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Speaker 1: think they came to just see the house, and uh,

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Speaker 1: they rang the doorbell and I sort of answered the

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Speaker 1: front door and the nude I'm sorry what Well, I

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Speaker 1: was working in the house and they came by to

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Speaker 1: look at something. I didn't think anybody was gonna be buy.

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Speaker 1: So the doorbell rang and then I was naked, and

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Speaker 1: I answered it. Why were you nude? Well, you were

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Speaker 1: your clothes. They were folded neatly in the living room area,

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Speaker 1: but it was it's hot and the therm. I don't

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Speaker 1: know if the thermostat's broken or what. But it was hot,

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Speaker 1: so I stripped down. Then they rang the doorbell, answered

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Speaker 1: the door, and then they ran to their car, and

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Speaker 1: I chase. I ran after them. Oh my god, but

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Speaker 1: are you kidding? How long have you been working for Marko?

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Speaker 1: This is really ridiculous. This is and that's the thing.

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Speaker 1: That's why I wanted to call you before they called you,

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Speaker 1: because I don't know if they're gonna be buyers anymore.

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Speaker 1: They were yelling something about not wanting to buy the house.

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Speaker 1: I don't know, no, no, I'm sorry. What the would

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Speaker 1: you do well? Working in a house naked? Well, I

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Speaker 1: didn't think anybody was gonna be over, and it's hot,

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Speaker 1: but I don't care. You wear clothes. Please tell me

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Speaker 1: that you at least had your underwear on. Please, God,

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Speaker 1: tell me that you had your underwear on. I could

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Speaker 1: tell you that, but then I'd be lying, Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: oh my god. I'm sorry. I know it's bad. I know.

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Speaker 1: That's why I wanted to call you before them. But

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Speaker 1: I don't even wear underwear ever. I just took my

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Speaker 1: pants off. Too much information. I don't even know that

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Speaker 1: you asked you were working. You asked about my underwear situation,

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Speaker 1: so I'm letting you know I don't wear them. I

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Speaker 1: haven't worn underwear in fifteen years. I don't I don't

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Speaker 1: even want to, like have to do. You need to

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Speaker 1: start wearing that, you know what? Pant? I think it's

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Speaker 1: actually sorry, it's been like ten, like ten years. This

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Speaker 1: is a disaster. Well, I can't believe this. What am

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Speaker 1: I supposed to tell my buyer? What am I supposed

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Speaker 1: tell my buyers? Did they just walk up to the

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Speaker 1: house and oh, it's just the man, the naked man.

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Speaker 1: He was just laying some tile in your bathroom got hot?

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Speaker 1: That's what I'm supposed to tell my buyer, that this

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Speaker 1: crazy naked guy in their house is just who work.

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Speaker 1: Now I feel like it's discrimination because you're oh my god,

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Speaker 1: just rhemination because you had your little lying around for

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Speaker 1: everyone to see that diculate. I need you to know

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Speaker 1: that is not little. I don't what's wrong with you? Well,

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Speaker 1: this is a prank phone call. That's probably the tip

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Speaker 1: of the iceberg on what's wrong with me? There's that

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Speaker 1: what this is actually jewel from Brook and Jewel in

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Speaker 1: the morning doing a phone tap on you your co

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Speaker 1: worker Mike set you up. Oh my god, no way,

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, no way. Yes, Mike gave me all

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Speaker 1: the information on that new property that you guys are

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Speaker 1: trying to sell, and I figured, why not have a

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Speaker 1: naked man scare off your buyers. I really yelled at you.

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Speaker 1: You did. And just for the record, just for the record,

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Speaker 1: it is tiny, like oh really, Oh I knew it

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Speaker 1: every morning with Japs one hundred bucks one eight six

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Speaker 1: six moving ninety two five