Speaker 1: It can't.
Speaker 2: All you do is text?
Speaker 3: How you do this?
Speaker 4: Text?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 2: Okay, I know you guys who like to eat.
Speaker 4: Cereal makes them complease so cereal they can't acquire? Or
Speaker 4: two some get some retire.
Speaker 1: Sat start start start?
Speaker 2: Who am I you? Who am I you?
Speaker 3: The only person on this podcast who actually picks up
Speaker 3: their phone and answers the calls, And that's fine, But
Speaker 3: the minute I text in the middle of you going
Speaker 3: this cereal in nineteen eighty eight, this an ouch hold
Speaker 3: on the Can we just start fresh?
Speaker 2: Please? Yeah? Great? All right, no, no, no stop. Welcome
Speaker 2: to Serial Killers. This is episode one sixty nine.
Speaker 3: Still no bowl chat because Scott doesn't want to make
Speaker 3: extra money.
Speaker 2: Today's Monday, March eighth. It's International Women's Day. Thank you
Speaker 2: for joining us. Yes this is We.
Speaker 3: Had a guest on who was a female. That would
Speaker 3: be great, but Scott doesn't want to do guests, so I.
Speaker 2: Do have a guest that is female related, So thank
Speaker 2: you very much.
Speaker 3: Barbara.
Speaker 2: Welcome to Serial Killers. Barbara's It's the serial podcast where
Speaker 2: we think inside the box because cereal comes in boxes
Speaker 2: for the most part. Okay, did we trademark that I
Speaker 2: don't think inside the box.
Speaker 3: No, because nobody would use it.
Speaker 2: I'm telling you I heard Goya use it one time.
Speaker 2: They already stole it from us. Okay, so let's just
Speaker 2: get started, Yes, Andrew, sure you're ready to eat some
Speaker 2: sweet new cereal. Yeah, let's start with the new one.
Speaker 3: Let's thank the females who have been on this podcast. First,
Speaker 3: Danielle Gandhi, my friend Casey, my friend Michelle, my sister Jackie.
Speaker 2: My wife Amy, my daughter, my daughter Cooper.
Speaker 3: Thank you all for participating in Serial Killers. We would
Speaker 3: be nowhere without you.
Speaker 2: That's correct.
Speaker 3: But Scott also will not have you back on if
Speaker 3: we are doing it this way, because Scott is a troll.
Speaker 2: No, it's just that the audio doesn't sound right and
Speaker 2: it's annoying. So thank you for listening. Here we go.
Speaker 2: You're ready, so ready. It's box number one. It's brand
Speaker 2: new from Kellogg's. Great, it's a new flavor of a
Speaker 2: pillow variety cereal.
Speaker 3: Is it crave?
Speaker 2: It is crave.
Speaker 3: It's cookie dough crave. Why you're so uh, you know not,
Speaker 3: I'm excited. I'm excited. It's just I'm I'm ready to
Speaker 3: be underwhelmed.
Speaker 2: And it was sent to us by Brianna in Arizona.
Speaker 3: Didn't they send us a tweet?
Speaker 2: She's a girl?
Speaker 3: Oh great, Yeah, okay, that's your International Women's Day plugged.
Speaker 2: That's right. Yeah, she did tweet us because she found
Speaker 2: us in the store and she was the first one
Speaker 2: to get it here. So thank you very much, Brehn.
Speaker 2: I'm much appreciated.
Speaker 3: Thanks Brianna. Happy International Women's Day.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's Crave chocolate chip cookie dough flavor. Cool another
Speaker 2: cereal that really shouldn't be for breakfast. No, but what
Speaker 2: the hell.
Speaker 3: Don't worry. It'll be considered a snack soon, so you
Speaker 3: could eat it after your fatty breakfast. You can have
Speaker 3: sugary cereal.
Speaker 2: There's so many cereal snacks on the remix packs, from
Speaker 2: General Mills cinnamon Toa's Crunch and Golden Grams. There's so
Speaker 2: many right.
Speaker 3: Now, I get it. You have to like figure out
Speaker 3: how to remark it. Like it's a different thing with COVID.
Speaker 2: But at this time, why not, though, If you can
Speaker 2: bring little packages of cookies and crackers to school, why
Speaker 2: can't you bring little packs of cereal? I think it
Speaker 2: makes sense.
Speaker 3: It just I don't think we'll catch on. I just
Speaker 3: don't see it catching on.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean the cereal, snack bars have been around
Speaker 2: for a while now, the Lucky Charms and the same.
Speaker 3: But we agreed in the last episode. It's like dessert
Speaker 3: almost like you wouldn't go there specifically, just say for
Speaker 3: a lunch, Like I wouldn't say, hey, maybe have the cereal.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, I don't mean that. I mean snack bars. Well,
Speaker 2: the snack bars are different. Snack bars, yeah, bars, the bars. Yes,
Speaker 2: I don't mean like a place that you go to
Speaker 2: snack the bars, the bars. But you were tars. You
Speaker 2: were talking like we're going to go out to a
Speaker 2: snack bar.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, so what I meant, okay, well the bar
Speaker 3: makes sense. They put like that weird thing that they
Speaker 3: make you believe is milk.
Speaker 2: Oh did you see who we talk from our friends
Speaker 2: at Carnation.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because you remember what I reached out or they
Speaker 3: reached out to us, and I followed through You're welcome.
Speaker 3: Did you want to add that part in that I
Speaker 3: I got this for us, check it out.
Speaker 2: No, actually I wrote back to him and gave us
Speaker 2: our address. So here.
Speaker 3: Look after I set you on the email, you.
Speaker 2: Trol Carnation came out with these instant breakfasts.
Speaker 3: I know because they reached out to me.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you what I think is interesting about them.
Speaker 2: Different companies. Look, Kellogg's Fruit Loops, Kellogg's Crave, General Mills,
Speaker 2: Golden Grams. So they got the license from multiple cereal companies. Oh,
Speaker 2: thought that was interesting. Here we go, let's try this Crave.
Speaker 2: You're such a downer engine.
Speaker 3: You see my face such as me internally screaming. Also,
Speaker 3: could we try them?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 3: Could we try them?
Speaker 2: Sure, there's a bunch of the fridge take them home.
Speaker 2: Here you go.
Speaker 3: If we did bolchat, we could eat, we could drink
Speaker 3: them and talk about them. But don't worry. Scott's so busy.
Speaker 2: But weren't you going to get some other co hosts
Speaker 2: for Bulchat?
Speaker 3: No, you agreed to be the co host.
Speaker 2: Ready, So there's little specks of chocolate on the outside.
Speaker 2: Those are the chocolate chips. Let's taste the cookie dough
Speaker 2: in the middle. It's an interesting flavor. Yeah, it almost
Speaker 2: tastes like one of those kosher pillow cereal things that
Speaker 2: we've done. Speaking of Passover on the way, get ready, Andrew,
Speaker 2: the parade of kosher cereals is coming.
Speaker 3: I saw them in my local shop, right.
Speaker 2: Yes, I saw them in my local shop. Right.
Speaker 3: This feels like a watered down cookie crisp Uh.
Speaker 2: I could see where you're going with that. The cookie
Speaker 2: dough flavor is a bit off.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not cooking dough. It's just chocolate.
Speaker 2: I don't know what that is in the middle there.
Speaker 2: It tastes a little bit almost coffee like.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I give it three bowls. It does. I think
Speaker 3: it's I like it better than the original Crave. The
Speaker 3: original Crave I'm not a fan of. I don't think
Speaker 3: what crave is. The original Crave, the one with chocolate
Speaker 3: in the middle.
Speaker 2: That's the original to me. Okay, yeah, I like that one.
Speaker 2: This one, eh, two balls and a spoon. Okay, it's
Speaker 2: middle of.
Speaker 3: The road, very very true, middle of the road.
Speaker 2: Thank you for thinking of us, Brianna. She already received
Speaker 2: the T shirt. By the way, if you want a
Speaker 2: super sleek Serial Killers T shirt, you.
Speaker 3: Need to send one to Scott who's doing our.
Speaker 2: Website as soon as he's done with it.
Speaker 3: I will he is done with it.
Speaker 2: I haven't seen it.
Speaker 3: You did, because remember last episode you mentioned going to
Speaker 3: the website and crying in the store, right, because it
Speaker 3: looks the same. So you agree you cried in the store, right,
Speaker 3: because it looks the same. Glad to know that a
Speaker 3: forty seven year old man is crying about serious.
Speaker 2: First of all, what do you change my age every
Speaker 2: time you say how old? I'm not forty seven?
Speaker 3: You're right, forty nine looks great on you.
Speaker 2: Anyway, Brianna received her shirt. She wanted it autographed, but
Speaker 2: unfortunately you weren't here, so you ruined it. I just
Speaker 2: signed it for her, and I'm kidding. I didn't sign it.
Speaker 3: Honestly, I don't even have a signature. It's just a
Speaker 3: I have.
Speaker 2: A giant It's a giant D, is what it is.
Speaker 2: So if you want.
Speaker 3: Your D kill her shirt, why is it a giant D?
Speaker 2: Just DM us and we'll give you the address. And
Speaker 2: if we haven't done your cereal yet.
Speaker 3: On the show, where's your joke? Where's your joke?
Speaker 2: Why is it a giant D, we'll send you one.
Speaker 2: Cool you're ready for serial number two?
Speaker 3: Egot, I am personally going to send you your shirt
Speaker 3: because Scott is.
Speaker 2: No I'm gonna send it. I just want to see
Speaker 2: the finished product first. You don't send something you don't
Speaker 2: pay for.
Speaker 3: Something and updating the website every week. You don't pay
Speaker 3: for something before you get it, but we don't. But
Speaker 3: we don't even pay him.
Speaker 2: So we're gonna pay him in cotton. Yes, okay, so
Speaker 2: we'll just pick it up right here. But if you're
Speaker 2: watching on the YouTube, you just saw this technically, that's right,
Speaker 2: you saw this whole mess. Yeah, so I'm gonna go
Speaker 2: back down to the cereal sack because I never took
Speaker 2: the cereal out. Okay, here we go. But wait, do
Speaker 2: I say the whole thing with the Yedti all pissed off?
Speaker 3: Yes, because I had an observation about the yeddi.
Speaker 2: What look anyway, it's frosted flakes from legal. I'm not
Speaker 2: gonna get all excited on this audio podcast again because
Speaker 2: I was very angry about the yetti with the spikes
Speaker 2: on his feet. You can't stand on a snowboard with
Speaker 2: spikes on your feet.
Speaker 3: I mean, I think he's a great maskot. But my
Speaker 3: question was going to be, do you think Yeddi Yeddi's
Speaker 3: and Bigfoot are the same thing? No?
Speaker 2: They're not.
Speaker 3: No, I'm asking you.
Speaker 2: No, no one's ever seen Bigfoot. I have a yettie.
Speaker 2: I put my drink in it.
Speaker 3: Are you serious? That's your joke.
Speaker 2: No, it wasn't a joke.
Speaker 3: You have a yetti cooler?
Speaker 2: Is that where it came from?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: We lost like five minutes of the show. Yeah, bye, Jeff,
Speaker 2: thanks for stopping by it to join. You appreciate the fix,
Speaker 2: the fix which was just waiting for the computer on freeze.
Speaker 2: I guess let's just eat. This isn't technology wonderful, Andrew?
Speaker 3: It is. I love technology. It's made all of our
Speaker 3: lives so much easier. No, man, that's right my iPhone.
Speaker 2: It's not. They didn't even have a four plus. You
Speaker 2: can't even say things like that.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm gonna trust you for my tech advice.
Speaker 2: I still love my BlackBerry. I use it as an alarm.
Speaker 2: Wakes me up every day.
Speaker 3: Shut up, Scott, what you use an old BlackBerry instead
Speaker 3: of the alarm that's on your iPhone?
Speaker 2: Used them both, that's the backup. Yeah, you ready to eat?
Speaker 2: We're eating so much sugar today. Here we go, one, two, three?
Speaker 3: No, nope, no, no?
Speaker 2: What is that flavor urine? Is that? What is that
Speaker 2: yetti urine? Is that? I told you? He's angry at
Speaker 2: something yeah.
Speaker 3: No, wonder why he's so angry he has to eat
Speaker 3: the cereal every day.
Speaker 2: It's not good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I give this two bowls. No sugar, No, there's
Speaker 3: sugar on it, but it disappears. Really, and it's cardboard,
Speaker 3: it is. It tastes like cardboard.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and urine. I'm going to give it a bowl
Speaker 2: and a spoon.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not that good.
Speaker 2: No. Wow. Usually usually those legal cereals with off brand
Speaker 2: cereals are relatively close.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, not here, nope, missus the mark.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's so hot in here.
Speaker 3: To be honest, when you passed before.
Speaker 2: Look it got hotter. It's seventy four.
Speaker 3: Now when you passed before, I got a little funk coffee.
Speaker 3: That was you, Yeah it was.
Speaker 2: I'm fine really, which reminds me they always discant tue
Speaker 2: products that I love. My wife and I use things
Speaker 2: and they're gone. I've been using degree deodorant, aerosol shower
Speaker 2: clean for a lot of words, fifteen plus years. Yeah, gone, discontinued.
Speaker 2: You can buy a camp for seventy dollars on eBay,
Speaker 2: but otherwise they're discontinued. Angers me.
Speaker 3: I'm so sorry. I just want to let you know
Speaker 3: So is that like your deodorant?
Speaker 2: That's my deodorant.
Speaker 3: So what are you gonna use instead?
Speaker 2: I'm wearing the I'm using the stick now the solid.
Speaker 2: I hate solid. Oh, I love the solid because there's
Speaker 2: little hair is in the thing? Gross?
Speaker 3: Is your hair falling out underneath your arm? No?
Speaker 2: But if you swipe it hard enough, it comes out.
Speaker 3: So you just don't swipe hard serial killers in turn national.
Speaker 2: I want to go to Italy.
Speaker 3: Sure we can go visit my family.
Speaker 2: I don't think we've ever been to Italy, not for
Speaker 2: cereal anyway. No, I have some really cool neighbors around
Speaker 2: the block Rosa ken Okay, they were at the Italian market.
Speaker 3: Oh nice, Oh we could go.
Speaker 2: So I'm a doorstep.
Speaker 3: Maybe I'll ask my cousins in Italy to send cereal.
Speaker 2: Okay, that'd be expensive, but I'll take it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I would be expensive.
Speaker 2: Now let me grab it. I can't read anything on
Speaker 2: this box. I'm pretty sure pan means bread, doesn't it?
Speaker 2: So it's it's it's panda Stali.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm actually more Greek than I am Italian.
Speaker 2: Well, so what does that mean?
Speaker 3: I don't know. Pana steel it looks like big old
Speaker 3: rabbit droppings. It's gonna call it panda steel with.
Speaker 2: Some stars in it. And I can't read anything, but
Speaker 2: it is a product of Italy.
Speaker 3: Can I see it?
Speaker 2: Sure?
Speaker 3: Thank you? Oh wow, they're really asking you to get
Speaker 3: creative with the back side.
Speaker 2: Right, it's gonna be some really crazy like dark cocoa. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I don't think it's gonna be that sweet, because I
Speaker 2: think things. I think America really has crazy sweet cereal
Speaker 2: and other countries that I've been with, the exception of Mexico,
Speaker 2: because they import all had crazy sugar cereal. Here, cereals
Speaker 2: are not that sweet. So let's check it out. Can
Speaker 2: I get the box? Andrew?
Speaker 3: Absolutely?
Speaker 2: Please?
Speaker 3: Wow? Cool? Yeah, I'm excited, but I agree it's gonna
Speaker 3: be too chocolate.
Speaker 2: I don't know you didn't.
Speaker 3: Scotti shake it? Oh gosh, I wish I knew how
Speaker 3: to say scotti shaking Italian shake a discott do shake
Speaker 3: a discott do? Shak a does shake a discott?
Speaker 2: Very good, Andrew. It actually smells like construction dust because
Speaker 2: there's there's some sheet rock powder on it because I
Speaker 2: left it in my house while they were doing some work.
Speaker 3: Speaking of Oh wow, your washing machine must still be
Speaker 3: broken because you're wearing the same clothes it is.
Speaker 2: They haven't hooked it up. Ye yet, I got nothing.
Speaker 2: I got a little Hello Kiddy fridge in the office,
Speaker 2: and that's our kitchen.
Speaker 3: Oh nice.
Speaker 2: Remember the Hello Kiddy fridge?
Speaker 3: Now you know what?
Speaker 2: We had it here for Mariah Carrey. I stole it. Remember, No, really,
Speaker 2: when did she come with a Hello Kitty fridge? Like
Speaker 2: three or four years ago? Really?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I would have gotten the fridge, so I feel
Speaker 3: like I'm shocked. I don't remember this.
Speaker 2: Yeah. We had to buy all that stuff for her,
Speaker 2: and she didn't use any of it.
Speaker 3: My favorite was the balloons that I bought her when
Speaker 3: she came here, and I lost some of the balloons.
Speaker 3: I was here at like seven o'clock at night, and
Speaker 3: some of them went to the ceiling. But my favorite
Speaker 3: part was afterwards she picked up the balloons and just
Speaker 3: started running around with them.
Speaker 2: So at least she used them, that's true.
Speaker 3: I guess you could say she used them.
Speaker 2: Ready, these are big cereal pieces about the size of nickels. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and the milk is already turning chocolate.
Speaker 3: I like Noll's good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Oh, I should show the camera what the cereal looks.
Speaker 3: Like, Yeah, here's what it looks like on a spoon.
Speaker 2: Oh look very good. Yeah see I can't do that
Speaker 2: because mine wyll drop.
Speaker 3: If you're watching this on YouTube YouTube dot com slash cereal.
Speaker 2: Well I don't like that. Wow. Ow that just aggravated
Speaker 2: my roof of mouth injury. Yeah, it's not sweet. That's
Speaker 2: how cereal is in other countries. It's not awful. It's
Speaker 2: just something you'd have to get used to. It tastes
Speaker 2: like the same as many other chocolate cereals from other
Speaker 2: countries because they're not it's not really sweetened cocoa. I mean,
Speaker 2: I guess it's sweet, but we're probably used to much sweeter.
Speaker 3: I just feel like in other countries, their cereal is
Speaker 3: like a set it and forget it, like you pour it,
Speaker 3: you come back after you have like a coffee, maybe
Speaker 3: go for like a walk around your neighborhood, and then
Speaker 3: you eat the cereal when it's soggy, because it's too
Speaker 3: hard to be eating.
Speaker 2: Out of the box. The little stars are kind of flavorless.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they just add a.
Speaker 2: Little poof pop.
Speaker 3: Two bolls. I'm gonna say two bowls in a spoon.
Speaker 3: It's not I'll bump it up. It's a middle of
Speaker 3: the road cereal. It's just too crunchy and it's just
Speaker 3: not my jam.
Speaker 2: You know what I would equate it to is if
Speaker 2: you went to the store and you bought a milk
Speaker 2: chocolate bar and a dark chocolate bar. This is the
Speaker 2: dark chocolate bar. So it's just it's not sweet like
Speaker 2: milk chocolate. Yeah. I love milk chocolate quite frankly, this
Speaker 2: box probably says dark chocolate, but I can't read it,
Speaker 2: so I should have known. Is that it?
Speaker 4: Oops?
Speaker 2: That's it all? Three?
Speaker 3: Wow, a tech mishap. We're still running on this YouTube
Speaker 3: and uh yeah.
Speaker 2: The YouTube video is probably gonna be like seven minutes
Speaker 2: longer than the audio. Yeah, hold on, I have to choke.
Speaker 2: Excuse me.
Speaker 3: Cool.
Speaker 2: Thank you for listening to Serial Killers. This has been
Speaker 2: episode one sixty nine. You know what The next episode
Speaker 2: is one.
Speaker 3: Seventy one.
Speaker 2: Yes, and I hope you have a wonderful week. Please
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Speaker 3: Yes, make sure you go to our website serial killerspc
Speaker 3: dot com if you want to see reviews of past serials.
Speaker 2: Right. You should also go in the supermarket and stand
Speaker 2: in the aisle and see what cereals we've done. While
Speaker 2: you're there, take a picture of yourself crying in the aisle,
Speaker 2: like the fifty two year old man does. I am
Speaker 2: not fifty two.
Speaker 3: Oh you're getting there body? So were you?
Speaker 2: For that matter?
Speaker 3: Am I?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Am?
Speaker 2: I doesn't even make sense.
Speaker 3: I'm about a month away from turning thirty, so I'm
Speaker 3: not using jeritol yet.
Speaker 2: That's not even a funny joke anymore. That was like
Speaker 2: in the seventies. Aha, you're so old you must be
Speaker 2: on jeritol. Wow, Like I don't even if they make
Speaker 2: jeritol anymore.
Speaker 3: Hurts much?
Speaker 2: No, not at all. Now you could just say silver
Speaker 2: because that's like trendier.
Speaker 3: That's trendier. When have you ever heard, in any insult
Speaker 3: anyone say you're taking your centrum silver?
Speaker 2: Well, I think that we should change it from jeratal
Speaker 2: to centrum silver. No one even knows what jeraital Isn't
Speaker 2: that It was like an old catskill comedian joke from.
Speaker 3: Nobody knows what jeraital is anymore? But here, let me
Speaker 3: pull up an old commercial from the seventies that's super
Speaker 3: specific to only my age group. Got it?
Speaker 2: It wouldn't be because I really wasn't alive in the seventies. Okay,
Speaker 2: have a wonderful week Thank you for listening. Please rate
Speaker 2: and subscribe and follow and lie.
Speaker 3: We got like three new reviews. Have you read them?
Speaker 2: I have, and I was going to save it for
Speaker 2: the next episode when I have a jingle for it.
Speaker 3: Okay, cool, cool, Yeah, so.
Speaker 2: Appreciate you listening. Be safe, Have a nice weekend. Until
Speaker 2: we see you again.
Speaker 3: Till we see you maybe on Friday for bull Chat,
Speaker 3: until we see you next Monday. Until we see you
Speaker 3: maybe Friday for bull Chet.
Speaker 2: Crunch Crunch. You got a haircut? Wait, you got a haircut?
Speaker 2: I haven't even noticed.
Speaker 3: Yeah, when yesterday? I did a haircut yesterday meaning February.
Speaker 2: No Yester twenty third. Yesterday was March seventh.
Speaker 3: Oys.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you got that Sunday haircut?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you know those Sunday haircuts.