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Speaker 1: My girl, what's up with you?

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Speaker 2: Wait a minute, is this the right number?

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Speaker 3: It's the loser line.

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Speaker 4: Come on, just call me back if you haven't heard

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Speaker 4: the loser line before. It works like this. Let's say

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Speaker 4: a guy approaches you while you're out at the club

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Speaker 4: and uses this charming pickup line on you.

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Speaker 2: Hey, hey girl, Yeah, hello, is your name? Jingle bells?

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Speaker 3: Jingle bells?

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Speaker 1: Because because you look like you go all the way? Okay, nice,

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Speaker 1: I thought I was gonna slay all day, Jeff, Come.

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Speaker 4: On, after he drops that line, whatever you do, don't

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Speaker 4: let on that you've called security to have him tased

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Speaker 4: below the waist. Instead, give me number the loser line,

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Speaker 4: so hopefully he leaves an awkward voicemail that we can

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Speaker 4: play over the air. Voicemails like this one.

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Speaker 5: Debra Debra, Debby, Debby, Debrah, Debra Deborah, Yeah, Debra.

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Speaker 6: Well, I'm just trying to think of something that rhymes

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Speaker 6: with Debra kind of hard and Debbie. Debbie doesn't rhyme

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Speaker 6: with Debbie heavy. Now, wow, I thought this was gonna

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Speaker 6: be a lot easier.

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Speaker 1: Next.

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Speaker 3: First, my love can break a levee.

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Speaker 7: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I don't think it matters.

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Speaker 3: It wouldn't worked anyway anyway.

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Speaker 7: Next message, Cheta, Hey, I think we need to rematch,

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Speaker 7: and by rematching, I think we should do best of

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Speaker 7: seven because you're elbow off the table.

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Speaker 2: Crap that was That was bs Okay, that's.

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Speaker 7: Just that's just not proper some wrestling etiquette. And I

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Speaker 7: think you know that, I believe that you know that.

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Speaker 7: You seem like a good woman, all right, and we

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Speaker 7: can do this, but we can't cheat because cheating is

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Speaker 7: for losers, okay, and you're not a loser.

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Speaker 5: Call me back.

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Speaker 7: It will make this happen and it will be good competitive.

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Speaker 3: I don't mean to call it, Jeffrey, but.

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Speaker 4: What I do not We were still not over.

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Speaker 3: The Pineapple soccer match we had three years ago.

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Speaker 2: That was a cheating though.

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Speaker 4: That was a terrible was a terrible, terrible game. The

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Speaker 4: ball was literally falling apart and when we would kick.

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Speaker 3: It, yeah, point taco.

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Speaker 4: And speaking of thumbs, you could start working yours out

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Speaker 4: today when you head over to the brook and Jeffrey

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Speaker 4: TikTok someumb away at all of our fun clips.

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Speaker 1: Ready, Yeah, it's just like it.

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Speaker 4: Was back in the eighties. The best loser line of

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Speaker 4: the week on a voicemail machine. How's your thumb going

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Speaker 4: to say no to that? Plus, I'm pretty sure right now,

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Speaker 4: Brook does a great impression of the where's the beef lady?

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Speaker 7: So eighty Will.

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Speaker 4: Brook does it way better than me, though, Follow and

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Speaker 4: subscribe at Brook and Jeffery or if you don't want

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Speaker 4: to follow us, you can eat our shorts.

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Speaker 1: Now back to the clips.

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Speaker 5: Hey, it's me.

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Speaker 3: Uh.

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Speaker 1: I need to get out of my mom's house a stap,

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Speaker 1: and I need to do it while she is at

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Speaker 1: Jpatize in the morning, because that's the only time she's

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Speaker 1: not here. If she's here while I'm trying to pack up,

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Speaker 1: she freaked out. The last time I tried to move out,

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Speaker 1: she ended up following me to the motel and then

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Speaker 1: she trashed the place, and so I just moved back

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Speaker 1: in with her to the camping down. But I'm I'm

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Speaker 1: at the end of my rope and I really need help.

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Speaker 1: So you're gonna need to show up with at least

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Speaker 1: a car or a two cars. Oh, I think I

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Speaker 1: hear her pulling up.

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Speaker 3: Now, I gotta let you go.

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Speaker 1: Teck me when you get this message. Okay, bye?

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Speaker 3: Is that guy being imprisoned by his mother?

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Speaker 4: Seemed like a normal, healthy mother son relationship to me.

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Speaker 3: Line, Oh my god, that's my mother's dream. Are you

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Speaker 3: kidding me? Really?

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Speaker 7: Oh?

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Speaker 3: She would love me to move.

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Speaker 4: Back home with my parents.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I also want to move in.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Next message, when you and shook cart.

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Speaker 1: Makes no difference to you.

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Speaker 3: Hey, Mike, this is I just wanted to say hello,

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Speaker 3: and I love your Disney tattoos like I love them.

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Speaker 3: I think I counted as like twenty four to twenty

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Speaker 3: five Disney tattoos. And I don't know if I said

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Speaker 3: this to you in person, but I am. I have

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Speaker 3: always dreamt of having my wedding and honeymoon at Disney World.

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Speaker 3: And I just really feel like you might be my

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Speaker 3: prince to you know, my my my charming. That's too

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Speaker 3: corney to say anyway.

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Speaker 1: I just feel like you're a.

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Speaker 3: Child but heart, you know, just like me. And when

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Speaker 3: you and a car.

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Speaker 4: Next message, a couple of singers on the Loser Line

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Speaker 4: this week.

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Speaker 3: I feel like they.

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Speaker 2: Ever met together.

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Speaker 1: A guy has twenty four Disney tattoos and he gives

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Speaker 1: her the Loser line.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know, but a woman calling you the

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Speaker 4: prince charming, like off the get Yeah, you don't like twenty.

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Speaker 2: Four tattoos of Disney.

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Speaker 3: Would you rather do like Donald Duck the guy with

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Speaker 3: no pants?

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Speaker 5: Stop? Yeah? Next message?

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Speaker 7: Hi Alista there.

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Speaker 2: We met at the dog park last week and asked

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Speaker 2: if maybe you want to rendezvous again this week. Unfortunately

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Speaker 2: that won't be possible. Maybe you can hear in my voice,

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Speaker 2: I've come down with standard running the milk blue. But

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Speaker 2: my knee is feeling better. You probably remember remember I

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Speaker 2: showed you the swelling and you were very reluctant to

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Speaker 2: touch the swollen area around my knee. But that that's

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Speaker 2: feeling better now, and provided my my presiitise doesn't come

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Speaker 2: back or my planter sastiitis, then I should be down

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Speaker 2: to walk, you know, at a ginger pace. Of course,

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Speaker 2: this week. I don't want to come across as an

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Speaker 2: old man. I just have a you know, I mean,

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Speaker 2: everybody has their thing, right. Some people have blonde hair,

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Speaker 2: blue eye, and my thing is pain and excruciating pain

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Speaker 2: in various parts of my body. But I'm fine, you know,

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Speaker 2: as long as I take my you know, centrum and

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Speaker 2: my fish oil and my Alprazo land and so Dona Phil,

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Speaker 2: then I'm you know, healthy as a horse.

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Speaker 3: Next message, this is my husband Dude.

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Speaker 1: When I met him, he was in his like mid

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Speaker 1: twenties and he had high cholesterol.

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Speaker 3: Oh.

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Speaker 4: Remember, you can listen to loser Line regularly at this

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Speaker 4: time every week, and make sure you subscribe to the

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Speaker 4: second dating phone tap right there. We're gonna do a

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Speaker 4: phone tap right after this