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Speaker 1: They talk about it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they talk better than they tell me. These are

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Speaker 2: the radio blogs on the Fresh Show. Okay tells that

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Speaker 2: we're running in our diaries, except we say them aloud.

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Speaker 1: We call them blogs Ki ki go.

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Speaker 3: Okay, deer blog. So recently I went to a new doctor. Okay,

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Speaker 3: I did my my two weeks of searching online for

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Speaker 3: the right doctor who fit the.

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Speaker 2: Vibe, meaning the person whose picture you liked the best,

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Speaker 2: like who the picture?

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Speaker 3: And then I go read their biography and like where

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Speaker 3: they go to school and whether they're interests.

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Speaker 4: It's like a dating profile and saw.

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Speaker 2: Their interest I didn't know you could go that deep indoor. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: oh this guy likes sailing. Oh well, in that case

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Speaker 2: a man for me. Oh oh he's intermitting in jedile activities.

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Speaker 2: Oh I like jedital activities.

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Speaker 5: Yes.

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Speaker 3: Spell means you have to be selective out here. And

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Speaker 3: so I finally found a doctor. Then you go through

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Speaker 3: the whole thing of trying to make an appointment, and

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Speaker 3: they're like, you know a lot of these places. Oh

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Speaker 3: we our next available appointment is January twenty twenty eight.

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Speaker 2: My girl, It's like, oh, you've never been here before

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Speaker 2: with an you can't come in. Well, then why are

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Speaker 2: you even on the internet, like right right to get

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Speaker 4: So after all of that, I found this nice lady,

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Speaker 4: so sweet.

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Speaker 2: What were the qualities you were looking for? I really

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Speaker 2: and this is a huha doctor, right, So this is

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Speaker 2: not this is like because you guys can go to

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Speaker 2: like a you can get a yearly physical that doesn't

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Speaker 2: involve all of that, right and then, and I might

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Speaker 2: mean I might have different qualities. I'm looking for the

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Speaker 2: person who's gonna like diddle versus the.

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Speaker 1: You know what I mean, Like, I don't mean you

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Speaker 1: know what.

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Speaker 4: I mean streamberry around down there.

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Speaker 2: I don't mean diddle, but you know what I'm saying,

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Speaker 2: like the person who's the internal and the external. I

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Speaker 2: might have different qualities I'm looking for honestly, by all means.

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Speaker 2: If you feel like that's going on, call the authorities

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Speaker 2: immediate today.

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Speaker 3: So I always look for somebody who's like smiling in

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Speaker 3: their photo and they just look friendly.

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Speaker 2: You know, we're not posting this video. By the way,

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Speaker 2: everybody knew what I meant. Yes, Jason stopped with that face.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, but the diddler, Yes.

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Speaker 4: I found the perfect one.

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Speaker 2: Again.

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry. I found the perfect one.

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Speaker 2: Consenting, sanctioned and consenting. We're talking about a physician here. Yes,

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Speaker 2: they should be trusted.

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Speaker 3: Please, a woman of a certain name, very particular about

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Speaker 3: a woman. Okay, okay. And I'm not even in front

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Speaker 3: some of these people like, oh, graduated in twenty twelve.

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Speaker 3: I don't need your sister. You know you haven't seen enough.

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Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying, Oh, twelve years? No, no, no, no,

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Speaker 3: no no. So I found this nice litt lady. Anyway,

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Speaker 3: I get to the appointment and for some reason, I

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Speaker 3: get so bashful when I get there.

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Speaker 1: You know, what do you mean? For some reason, you're

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Speaker 1: gonna get.

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Speaker 4: All right true in front of this new stranger.

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Speaker 3: And she came in and she sat down, and the

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Speaker 3: thing was, she started asking me questions. But the first

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Speaker 3: question she asked me like, what do you do for

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Speaker 3: your soul? I'm like, girl, listen, I need you to

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Speaker 3: look at my box.

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Speaker 4: I don't need.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, She's like, what do you do for your soul?

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Speaker 3: And how many days of work do you do you?

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Speaker 3: I mean, how many days a week do you work?

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Speaker 4: Ma'am? Let's not go there. Let's just focus on what

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Speaker 4: I need you to look at the apples and the oranges. Okay.

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Speaker 3: So anyway, when she starts doing that, she also actually says,

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Speaker 4: You know me?

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Speaker 2: So I'm like yes, but because you know what she's asking,

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Speaker 2: this is not the time to get fancy intercourse with

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Speaker 2: the same person consistently. But you're like, well, actually, ma'am.

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Speaker 2: And if you give her that answer, then she's gonna

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Speaker 2: even God something She's gonna give you test she has.

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Speaker 2: If you give her the kinky answer, She'll be like,

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Speaker 2: let me get an extra set of glove.

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Speaker 4: Right, I did, right, So I gave her.

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Speaker 3: I'm trying to charm her out intense appointment because I

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Speaker 4: What do I do for my soul? Like girl?

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Speaker 3: So I'm like, girl, yeah, you know, I'm with a man,

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Speaker 3: but you know I'm taking lisaing or whatever.

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Speaker 4: How y'all been together? I'll tell her.

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Speaker 3: She said, do y'all live together? And I'm like, now

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Speaker 3: I'm getting shy for some reason.

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Speaker 4: I'm like yes.

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Speaker 3: And then she's like, well, do you guys have you

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Speaker 3: know the do you guys wrestle?

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Speaker 4: And I was like, in.

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Speaker 3: My mind, I was like, should I really was contemplating,

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Speaker 3: like I want to say no.

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Speaker 4: I want to I don't know why.

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Speaker 3: I don't know why, but anytime I get in front

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Speaker 3: of a doctor, I want to lie when they ask

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Speaker 3: me if I'm a virgin, like they know.

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Speaker 4: If she's down there.

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Speaker 3: I know, but so it took everything in me to

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Speaker 3: be honest. And I'm like, yes, once or twice.

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Speaker 1: You should want yes.

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Speaker 2: Socially yes, grown I know who and has for seven

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Speaker 2: years six something like that, Okay A couple of times.

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Speaker 2: A couple of times she's.

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Speaker 4: Like, she's like, oh, is everything okay?

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Speaker 3: And I'm like, well, yeah, but you know, like we

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Speaker 3: just you know, I'm busy, and she's like, all right,

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Speaker 3: you could just tell that I was lying. I'm like,

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Speaker 3: why why I do this? Like why do I do

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Speaker 3: this skit with new doctors? I don't know.

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Speaker 2: It's really coming No, no, no, you know more brothers I do.

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Speaker 2: But it's it's very I think it's it's it's intrusive,

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Speaker 2: it's you're you're completely exposed. Yes, But then that being said,

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Speaker 2: why not just tell him the truth?

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Speaker 4: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: I feel like it's like when your parents X. You

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Speaker 3: know what I'm saying, like I can next, you know, like, bro.

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Speaker 1: What are you gonna say, Caitlin, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 6: I was just gonna say because there's no other setting

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Speaker 1: You about your sex life.

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Speaker 6: About how many people about you know, all these like

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Speaker 6: past questions that were like oh my god, right, I

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Speaker 5: It's not like you with the same man for the longest,

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Speaker 5: like it's all you out there. Yeah, I'm hooking up

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Speaker 5: with six dudes a week, we find, which.

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Speaker 1: We find too.

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Speaker 5: It's a little bit harder too, the same man for

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Speaker 5: seven years.

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Speaker 4: I know.

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Speaker 3: I just felt like her eyes got a little judgy,

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Speaker 3: you know, and she just she was so sweet, But

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Speaker 3: it's it's not her, it's me. And I don't know

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Speaker 3: why I had this issue with like being honest at

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Speaker 3: the doctor, like no I do to that, what's bothering you?

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Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, well nothing, I just need to, like, girl,

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Speaker 3: tell me what you're here for.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, And you can tell that times have changed now

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Speaker 6: because you can tell that they're instructed now to cover

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Speaker 6: your mental health, which is very much a thing.

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Speaker 4: Like they asked me like are you depressed? I'm like,

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Speaker 4: depends on the day.

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Speaker 3: You know what I mean.

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Speaker 4: They're asking me, are you anxious? I'm like yes, she said,

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Speaker 4: are you tired?

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Speaker 1: I'm like okay.

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Speaker 2: At home, yeah, because it's one of the few places

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Speaker 2: room and that you would feel safe enough to say like, hey, like, yeah,

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Speaker 2: something's bad, some mad's happened in my life.

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Speaker 1: It's good.

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Speaker 5: They do that too, when they ask, like when you're

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Speaker 5: having a baby, I don't think get that with you,

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Speaker 5: Paulina Like They'll be like, oh, the guy will leave

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Speaker 5: the room, we'll get water. And then they asked like,

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Speaker 5: is everything okay? It's just like a baby, it's good.

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Speaker 5: And for some reason, I get locked out of the room.

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Speaker 5: After the jest tells them.

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Speaker 4: She's like, no, it's not over.

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Speaker 2: For some reason, their authorities come every time two police

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Speaker 2: officers lock him up. And because I was just kidding,

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Speaker 2: I wanted to see him at handcuffs again. I don't

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Speaker 2: think it's an I'm the same way, yes, and it's

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Speaker 2: far less intrusive for me. But you're still you still

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Speaker 2: have to take all your clothes off. Yes, and I'm

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Speaker 2: like my underwear too. They're like, you're underwear too. I'm like,

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Speaker 2: and then I hide my underwear too, which I guess

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Speaker 2: women do too, And I'm like, you literally are like

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Speaker 2: you live. There's there's no part of me that you're

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Speaker 2: not seeing right now. But I hid my underwear.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you get all cleaned up.

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Speaker 6: We're cute underwear.

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Speaker 4: Oh yep, I have a dazzle it.

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Speaker 6: Write a little message in a bottle, you know, make

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