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Speaker 1: phone tap. And as you know, the world is pretty

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Speaker 1: crazy right now. Oh yeah, yes, a lot of people's

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Speaker 1: jobs have changed. Almost every profession has new challenges and

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Speaker 1: different policies. Seriously, and a grocery store pharmacist is no exception. Oh,

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Speaker 1: I can't even imagine. Yeah, I mean they have to

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Speaker 1: be their help and out. Oh yeah. Because of the

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Speaker 1: health crisis, one pharmacist job has been totally insane, dealing

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Speaker 1: with a lot of sick people filling prescriptions. It's been very,

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Speaker 1: very stressful for her. Oh my god, and every person

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Speaker 1: thanks they have COVID. Yeah, I know, I do. I

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Speaker 1: wake up in the morn like do I have it today? World?

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Speaker 1: That's why it's time to put a little fun back

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Speaker 1: into her day with a call from a guy who

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Speaker 1: has a unique condition that I guarantee no one has

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Speaker 1: ever heard of because we made it up. Oh Okay,

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Speaker 1: you'll hear what it is in your phone? Tap right now,

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Speaker 1: the twenties Pharmacy. This is Lisa. How can I help you? Hi?

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Speaker 1: I need drugs. Okay, before we do any of that,

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Speaker 1: I need to get your first name please. Sure. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: my name's Marty Bartlett. But I've never been there before,

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Speaker 1: so I'm I know I'm not in your system or anything.

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Speaker 1: I just really need some help. Well, Marty, if this

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Speaker 1: is an emergency, you should probably call nine one. I

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Speaker 1: understand this isn't not like an emergency emergency. It's just

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Speaker 1: more like a of an annoying thing that's getting in

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Speaker 1: the way. I almost lost my job today because of this. Okay, UM,

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Speaker 1: we might be able to help you. It's just like

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Speaker 1: an over the counter thing. What's going on? Well, I

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Speaker 1: have this thing. It's kind of weird. I just need

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Speaker 1: it to stop already. Oh my gosh, did you hear that?

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Speaker 1: What was that? Was that your phone? No? That was me.

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Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. This is what's happening. Um, I

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Speaker 1: heard something weird. Yeah, I don't know if I'm hearing

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Speaker 1: what you're hearing. No, it's a medical condition. It's called dope. Ticulitis.

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Speaker 1: I totally never heard of it, but my doctor said

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Speaker 1: I have it, and it's pretty bad. So your doctor said,

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Speaker 1: you have something called doors dope ticulitis. Don't don't articulitis dopeticulitis. See,

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Speaker 1: it just happened again. I've never heard of that before. No,

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Speaker 1: I hadn't either. I can't control it. Out of nowhere,

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Speaker 1: I just randomly break into these noises, like like a

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Speaker 1: bee boxing. I went to school for this, and I

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Speaker 1: have never heard of anything like that ever. I knew it.

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Speaker 1: I feel like I just feel helpless here because I'll

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Speaker 1: be talking to someone and then mid sentence I started

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Speaker 1: dropping these like super sick beats with my mouth. Wait,

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Speaker 1: you can't control this. It just happened. Yeah, and I tried.

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Speaker 1: I called my doctor. I couldn't get an appointment until

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Speaker 1: next at Wicky Wednesday. Did you hear that? Did you

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Speaker 1: hear that? It's still happening. I'm sorry, I don't mean

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Speaker 1: to laugh, but I'm not a doctor, but it almost

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Speaker 1: sounds to me like it's made up. That's what everyone says.

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Speaker 1: I promise I cannot control remax. Get some drugs. Wow,

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Speaker 1: you see how embarrassing I was at work and I

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Speaker 1: was talking to my boss and I just had I

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Speaker 1: happy to use the ever restroom poop time. And then

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Speaker 1: he laughed and he kicked me out, and I'm scared

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna lose my job. I'm so sorry, Marty, but

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Speaker 1: you're really gonna have to get a prescription from a doctor.

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Speaker 1: I have no idea how to help you about this,

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Speaker 1: and I'm sorry. I don't mean to laugh. I just

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Speaker 1: know it's just so weird. Yeah, you can't like fast

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Speaker 1: forward the process though, because I can't get in to

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Speaker 1: see my doctor for over a week. Do you have

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Speaker 1: like a topical ointment, like a pill or like a

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Speaker 1: like you rubb it, rubb it, rub it on the

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, sorry, this is just the most bizarre thing

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Speaker 1: I've ever heard of. Me too, Me too, Me too.

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Speaker 1: Oh it's a drop made me too. I don't know

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Speaker 1: where that last thing came from. That wasn't my mouth though,

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Speaker 1: the last one with me. I'm sorry. Do you have

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Speaker 1: any gas medication? It sounds like you're getting really upset

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Speaker 1: about this. Yeah, yeah, I am. I don't know if

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Speaker 1: you consider this a medical emergency or not, but I

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Speaker 1: think at least you should go maybe lie down. No, Honestly,

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Speaker 1: I'm just stuck, and I really do appreciate you being

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Speaker 1: patient with me and sticking with me. Me me, it's

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Speaker 1: me your audio sticking with me because honestly, just to

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Speaker 1: be able to talk to talk to talk to someone,

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Speaker 1: you know. Yeah, Um, this is the most unique thing

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Speaker 1: that I've ever heard of before. So you know what, Marty,

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Speaker 1: when you figure this out, you really have to call

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Speaker 1: me back. Well, I could call Donna, because she's the

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Speaker 1: one who told me to call you in the first place. Wait,

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Speaker 1: who's Donna? What are you talking about? Your sister Donna? Donna? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: she's the one that set you up for this prank

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Speaker 1: phone call. Are you kidding me? No, I'm not. This

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Speaker 1: is actually a whole day from Bricka Jeffrey in the morning,

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Speaker 1: I'm doing a phone tap on you. You are you kidding?

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Speaker 1: You're going this is the weirdest thing I've ever heard

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Speaker 1: in my life. Donna said, your life has been crazy

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Speaker 1: lately at the pharmacy, so she wanted to mix it

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Speaker 1: up a little and put some fun in your day.

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Speaker 1: I can't believe it. I can't. I can't. I can't

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Speaker 1: believe it either. I like muffins week up every morning

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Speaker 1: with fook tabs. Weekday mornings on the twenties, Brooke and

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Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning,