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Speaker 1: Well, come back to another episode COVID nineteen. I'm your host,

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Speaker 1: Kevin policy that don't blame me. I voted for Kodos,

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Speaker 1: but I digress. Let's meet a Rakami showing no particular order. Hey,

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Speaker 1: they're James Heney, Jenny. Don't lose that Heeny. What happened

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Speaker 1: that night behind the old gymnasium Behind the old Gymnasium, Well,

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Speaker 1: we all got high and then we got inside and

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Speaker 1: it turned out to be you know what, nobody peeled

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Speaker 1: themselves like an orange and we were fine. Sweet, Please

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Speaker 1: welcome back Jackie Doro. Hey, hi, j d Duprie. Have

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Speaker 1: you driven across country? And if so, what was it

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Speaker 1: like the first time. The only like long distance driving

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Speaker 1: I've done is from Chicago to Atlanta, and we did

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Speaker 1: it in one night and it was for an improv festival.

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Speaker 1: The rest of my team got highest ship, so it

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Speaker 1: was just me and my coach, alert and alive to

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Speaker 1: drive for fourteen hours. Um. So it was insane and

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Speaker 1: it might have been the stupidest thing I've ever done

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Speaker 1: in terms of safety, In terms of safety, in terms

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Speaker 1: of safety, thank you for that. Hey, there's Chris Alvorado,

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Speaker 1: Super Chris me what does this weekend look like for you? Um? Fuck?

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Speaker 1: Is this a trick question? Yep, I'm not sure what

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Speaker 1: the data is. I'm sure it'll involve surfing, It'll involve

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Speaker 1: taking my dog for a walk, and something like crying.

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Speaker 1: Perhaps we'll see either of joy, you know, tears of

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Speaker 1: joy or tears of sad, tears of tears, tears tears.

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Speaker 1: Thank you pressing the question? You bet you. I'm done,

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Speaker 1: and now here's Craigkowski cocow. Did you and your friends

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Speaker 1: ever start a band? I'm glad you asked that, because,

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Speaker 1: of course I was a member of the Craig Toby Band,

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Speaker 1: which consisted of uh, consists of me and my friend Toby,

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Speaker 1: surprisingly enough, and we uh we released an album limited release,

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Speaker 1: very limited release called Dance Music for Italian Rabbis. And

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Speaker 1: we were about fourteen years old when we dropped that

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Speaker 1: sweet How did you distributed it all? I school? I

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Speaker 1: don't know if you remember dual cassette decks you could

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Speaker 1: dub one cassette onto another cassette, and I think we

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Speaker 1: made a grand total of about five cassettes and they

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Speaker 1: went quickly, They went quickly. Yeah, friends and family yep.

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Speaker 1: And last, but it's Chinatown Jake for you. If you

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Speaker 1: think of least, it's Joey Greer Cock blocked the vote.

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Speaker 1: Longest travel time in a car for you? And why

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Speaker 1: uh straight didn't take a break? I was driving. I

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Speaker 1: was driving from uh uh Topeka, Alaska, all the way

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Speaker 1: down to uh Bertie, Argentina and back again and back again.

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Speaker 1: Uh and uh. I was Actually they're part of a

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Speaker 1: management group to distribute um craig's music. But I got

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Speaker 1: the call too late, and by the time we were

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Speaker 1: in Argentina there were no records to sell. It was

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Speaker 1: only on five tapes, like you said it was. It

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Speaker 1: was a disaster. Did you try to remember the name

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Speaker 1: of it? Just now? Yeah, I just dance music for

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Speaker 1: Italian rabbis. You forget that. I don't know, man, I'm

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Speaker 1: going through a lot right now, Okay, And it's obviously

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Speaker 1: gonna play big in Argentina with a title like that.

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Speaker 1: All right, let's do a damn show. All of our

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Speaker 1: I guess, ha ha. Anyway, I still love the show.

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Speaker 1: My suggestion is I missed the Olympics. Can you please

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Speaker 1: do a scene about a group of people demanding that

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Speaker 1: the Olympics bring back tug of War? Thanks all the best,

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Speaker 1: Andre in Norway, have a great day. You guys cannot

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Speaker 1: just barge in on my office. We have to say,

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Speaker 1: we gotta say, we gotta say this. Okay, look, we're athletes. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you didn't have to wear uniforms to prove that there

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Speaker 1: were high and the second floor here. I represent my

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Speaker 1: country as best I can while also being a rab by,

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Speaker 1: and I would like it how to get into this

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Speaker 1: particular lampics. Yeah, he didn't. You didn't run up? How

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Speaker 1: are you? He was here, he was scheduled to be

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Speaker 1: here right in fingers, fingers are tingling? Holy ship, I

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Speaker 1: took it a trolley to an elevator and golf. All right,

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Speaker 1: I'm so sorry, rap I. Let us finish up our conversation. First,

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Speaker 1: you guys catch your breath and ad alright, So you

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Speaker 1: would like to represent your country in the Olympics next year?

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Speaker 1: Could you could, RAMI? What exact sport would you be

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Speaker 1: willing to perform in the Olympics? Well, I am a

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Speaker 1: good at the ping pong pinga pong. I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 1: Well that you guys are being disrespectful to this rabbi

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Speaker 1: from Where are you from? Rabbi? If I may, I

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Speaker 1: would appreciate if you refer to me as an athlete.

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Speaker 1: You can stop saying a rabbi over and over again. Okay, athletes?

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Speaker 1: How about just the first name Joseppe. Okay, so what

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Speaker 1: count you are really distracting. I'm in the middle of

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Speaker 1: official Olympic business year, Okaybi please from Italy in a

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Speaker 1: little down the caliber. Okay, I've heard of family, all right, um,

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Speaker 1: and your sport is pink park. Mean, yeah, here's a

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Speaker 1: lot of questions. Who are you? I just want to

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Speaker 1: make sure I'm the President of the Olympics Committee in

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Speaker 1: his office here he thought, he was like, Okay, I

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Speaker 1: sent out these guys. These guys seem to know the

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Speaker 1: process better than you. So by and also if for

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Speaker 1: the record, you could have been the man who cleans

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Speaker 1: this office. And no, wow, that's what are you talking

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Speaker 1: to me that I could be the man at Please

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Speaker 1: look at this picture of my family on the desk

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Speaker 1: when I was happy family. When I walk in, you

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Speaker 1: seem to be wiping something enough for nothing now, Bruce, listen,

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Speaker 1: I understand that taking this news might be a little hard,

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Speaker 1: but I don't I don't know if the Olympic Committee

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Speaker 1: is going to allow talk award to happen this year. Okay,

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Speaker 1: calm down, Calm down, Bruce, calm down, all right, now, look, okay,

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Speaker 1: I understand, but a lot of time, energy and this,

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Speaker 1: but there's other categories that we can SUPs. I know.

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Speaker 1: So I don't get a rope burn, which is great,

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Speaker 1: which is fantastic, which we've been we've been talking about, right,

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Speaker 1: So I just think maybe maybe the pole vault right now.

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Speaker 1: Used also, just spend a lot of those gloves. Alright.

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Speaker 1: For how much you spend on the cloves, I'll pay

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Speaker 1: you back eighty bucks, eighty dollars for where did you go? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so we got gloves over there, we got gloves over their,

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Speaker 1: gloves over here, gloves everywhere. This is glove mart right,

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Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, you're gigantic. Thanks. I'm I'm an Olympic athlete trying.

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Speaker 1: There's no trying. What do you eight too? Yeah? Eight too?

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Speaker 1: But it bound damn, damn. That's a big as hand.

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Speaker 1: People are trying to recruit me for a lot of

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Speaker 1: different sports. Oh, I can see why I tried water

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Speaker 1: pole and I displaced the entire pool. Oh yeah, that

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Speaker 1: makes sense. Look, I let me be honest with you, dude.

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Speaker 1: We probably have gloves your size, but it's gonna cost you.

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Speaker 1: I mean, it's really gonna cost you. No, sir, you

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Speaker 1: cannot use the Wendy's bathroom. Okay, sir, you're you just can't.

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Speaker 1: All right, I'm sorry. I had a triple. I had

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Speaker 1: a triple and uh and a frosty. I was dipping

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Speaker 1: use the bathroom right now, you cannot The bathrooms will

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Speaker 1: not be able to hold you, sir, I can't allow

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Speaker 1: that first room. Yeah, baby, be honest with me. Do

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Speaker 1: you think that if I devoted the next four years

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Speaker 1: next Olympics? Maybe it has nothing you can't do? Okay, now,

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Speaker 1: mind you. I want to go for skeleton. I've never

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Speaker 1: seen no, but I feel like with the amount of

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Speaker 1: no sleep, barely eating. Is that the one where you're

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Speaker 1: down an ice tube? Is that? I'm not sure? Um.

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Speaker 1: I mostly picked it because the name I hit the bag. Well,

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Speaker 1: train to be a skeleton? Is that right? Yeah? I

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Speaker 1: want to be a skeleton. Hit the bag, Keep hitting

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Speaker 1: the bag, boys, Keep in the bag. Now, listen to me.

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Speaker 1: You want That's gonna take a lot of work? All right?

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Speaker 1: Oh god, yeah, I'm actually four years. I'm ready to

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Speaker 1: devote for a whole years. You're better ready to vote

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Speaker 1: double more than that? Right, Keep it in the bag,

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Speaker 1: Keep it in the bag. How strong you bones my bones? Um, well,

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Speaker 1: I've never broken one. You push the cinder block, okay,

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Speaker 1: no problem, keep in that bag. They're all poking out

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Speaker 1: of the skin. It's all right, all right, ms, just

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Speaker 1: calmed down once you first tell me how you got

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Speaker 1: this injury. Please. I simply punched the cinder block for

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Speaker 1: an olympian. Don't you think you should be able to

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Speaker 1: do that. I'm sorry, that's hilarious. Are you a comedian

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Speaker 1: and you punched the cinder block. I'm actually I'm an

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Speaker 1: executive assistant to a man who sells fancy pens, right,

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Speaker 1: you know, like the hundred dollar pens and you get

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Speaker 1: people for graduation. Super dupe. Let's go back to you

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Speaker 1: punching that cinder block now, trying to stop the bleeding.

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Speaker 1: What what the hell? I punched it with full force.

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Speaker 1: I put my hips into it. Goad to teach me

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Speaker 1: how to punch. I've never punched anything. I do know,

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Speaker 1: you know, hide the thumbs. You don't want those breaking. Unfortunately,

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Speaker 1: the rest of my fist absolutely shattered. Yikes. Okay, hold

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Speaker 1: your hold you can you hold your hands straight up

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Speaker 1: in the air? Please? Oh? Is it our turn? We

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Speaker 1: got some Okay, I've I've got time for you now.

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Speaker 1: I'm so sorry, but I'm excited to see that rabbi

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Speaker 1: play ping pong. He's he's going to make his country proud.

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Speaker 1: So what do we got hold, Stevie, Stevie, get up?

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Speaker 1: Oh not again, not again, not again, Stevity got the

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Speaker 1: smelling salt. It's all right. I gotta got some smelling

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Speaker 1: salts in my drawer. Here you got, We got our own, okay, Stevie,

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Speaker 1: Come on, Stevie, come on, come on. I'm not doing that.

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Speaker 1: You do what you need. The last time I did,

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Speaker 1: I don't want to do that again. Oh thank you, sir.

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Speaker 1: I think you're supposed to blow. I didn't know that.

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Speaker 1: I thought it was a kiss, right, well, for like

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Speaker 1: an open mouth. Just show him, just do it, I'll

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Speaker 1: show him. But okay, I'll show him. Okay, here we go,

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Speaker 1: Okay we go. Can you do compressions while I do this?

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Speaker 1: This is totally pointless without compression, alright, alright, right right,

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Speaker 1: just squeeze his boes. Yeah, that's okay, let's do it.

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Speaker 1: They're hard as a rock. Well, I'm getting tired, okay,

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Speaker 1: I mean lightheaded. Okay, it's okay, relaxed, relax, relax everyone relaxed, Okay,

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Speaker 1: this or something. Excuse me? Is this is where you

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Speaker 1: where you love you from New Olympic Sports? Yes it is.

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Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. As you can see, I've got a

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Speaker 1: here for? I guess it is your time. Um, my

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Speaker 1: name is father manaka, My'm a Catholic priest from Israel.

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Speaker 1: Come on in, I guess, come in, come in. Excuse

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Speaker 1: me there, Actually, maybe we could use the last rites here.

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Speaker 1: Thank you all Allison from Philadelphia. Now you follow me

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Speaker 1: right over here, Right over here is what was used

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Speaker 1: you know what. Okay, I normally don't take tours over

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Speaker 1: with another question about? Can you help me please? You

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Speaker 1: out some suggestions or naming today? Well, I am there,

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Speaker 1: for this? This day of second said balloon day. Okay,

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Speaker 1: He wrote that a triangle. That's it. Yes, I am

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Speaker 1: right with. That's why I'm the shaming of this dribe. Okay,

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Speaker 1: You're special. That's why, Sarah, You're special. So um gosh,

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Speaker 1: I mean if it was lit, but just like you know,

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Speaker 1: You look fucked up? Oh my god? I picked the

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Speaker 1: ship out of my fucking bots, ship out of him. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: see that ship happened. We got to wait ten thousand years.

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Speaker 1: We got wait ten years before we open. And promised

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Speaker 1: um for taco Tuesday? M hmm, I'm pretty sure. I

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Speaker 1: my receipt. There's nothing, Sarah. I'm sorry. I don't, I don't.

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Speaker 1: I will. It's not like a paying thing. It's like

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Speaker 1: not me trying to dodge paying you back. It's more

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Speaker 1: just killed a man and I'm like I'm having I'm

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Speaker 1: having it. Well, no, I knocked him out and then

416
00:28:42,520 --> 00:28:45,480
Speaker 1: I sealed it up. Sarah, we have to talk about

417
00:28:45,600 --> 00:28:47,960
Speaker 1: the implications, you know, like what's going to happen to

418
00:28:48,040 --> 00:28:49,920
Speaker 1: this man? You know what I mean? Like, I'm not

419
00:28:49,960 --> 00:28:51,640
Speaker 1: saying that we should get him out. I don't know

420
00:28:51,680 --> 00:28:54,480
Speaker 1: what he did, but if it was enough, then I believe,

421
00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:58,840
Speaker 1: you know, just like creep. Oh, he wouldn't even smoke

422
00:28:58,880 --> 00:29:02,600
Speaker 1: a pipe. He wouldn't even smoke. I was trying to

423
00:29:02,600 --> 00:29:04,680
Speaker 1: get him to smoke up and you wouldn't do it. Listen,

424
00:29:04,720 --> 00:29:08,040
Speaker 1: just venmo me and then it's done. It's just done

425
00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:14,400
Speaker 1: if you venom. But it's not done. Shaman Shalman, shaman shalman, shaman,

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00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:19,040
Speaker 1: shaman shaman. I confu al Right, so what are the

427
00:29:19,280 --> 00:29:23,800
Speaker 1: what are the names, uh that we've landed on? Okay, well,

428
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:27,680
Speaker 1: these are the options. We have balloon, we have fart day,

429
00:29:28,120 --> 00:29:32,760
Speaker 1: we have triple stack. I'm throwing in Tuesday as an

430
00:29:32,800 --> 00:29:39,880
Speaker 1: option because it's the second day. Two. Oh, that's that's good.

431
00:29:39,920 --> 00:29:43,880
Speaker 1: That's funny too. I also like the fact that it's plural.

432
00:29:44,200 --> 00:29:48,240
Speaker 1: It's like many today's at the same time because we're celebrating.

433
00:29:48,600 --> 00:29:53,720
Speaker 1: That's a good one. Wait what it's like today? But

434
00:29:53,760 --> 00:29:56,680
Speaker 1: you get more than one? It's two days? Yes, what

435
00:29:56,800 --> 00:30:03,719
Speaker 1: is the DEVI? I have an idea for the Oh

436
00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:08,480
Speaker 1: my god, for the name. We gave you a sho

437
00:30:09,840 --> 00:30:13,640
Speaker 1: Oh my god, an idea for the name. Well, we're

438
00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:20,480
Speaker 1: pretty good. We got balloon day today, far day. It's Tuesday,

439
00:30:20,600 --> 00:30:27,160
Speaker 1: plural today. I'm cramping, cramping, cramping. I'm cramping, cramping. Have

440
00:30:27,320 --> 00:30:34,200
Speaker 1: some agua fresca. M h m hmm. I'm eating it.

441
00:30:35,280 --> 00:30:41,400
Speaker 1: Other people are going to eat that too. Oh what

442
00:30:41,400 --> 00:30:46,240
Speaker 1: what is it? I just thought have a name for

443
00:30:46,320 --> 00:30:48,120
Speaker 1: the day. Okay, it might be too late to get

444
00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:52,640
Speaker 1: a new name in, but but go ahead, triple stack.

445
00:30:53,520 --> 00:31:01,440
Speaker 1: Yeah we have, Sarah. Something happened then, I don't know

446
00:31:01,480 --> 00:31:06,640
Speaker 1: who else to talk to. Well, yeah, I paid you.

447
00:31:06,760 --> 00:31:09,880
Speaker 1: I paid you last week, Sarah. That was the last

448
00:31:10,920 --> 00:31:15,160
Speaker 1: remember after you, in essence killed that guy. Oh my god.

449
00:31:15,280 --> 00:31:17,680
Speaker 1: You bring this up like it's like a thing. It's

450
00:31:17,760 --> 00:31:20,800
Speaker 1: definitely a thing, Sarah, And I can't let it go.

451
00:31:21,320 --> 00:31:23,959
Speaker 1: And I need to talk to you, Rebucca. It's not

452
00:31:24,040 --> 00:31:29,840
Speaker 1: that big a deal, Sarah, It's massive, okay, because I

453
00:31:29,840 --> 00:31:33,320
Speaker 1: was just in a predicament. I was at a coffee

454
00:31:33,320 --> 00:31:36,280
Speaker 1: shop late, like right before they closed. No one else was.

455
00:31:36,320 --> 00:31:40,800
Speaker 1: There was one agent. Yes, hey, we're about the close

456
00:31:40,880 --> 00:31:44,240
Speaker 1: up here. It's pretty late, so everything's pretty much shut down.

457
00:31:44,520 --> 00:31:47,600
Speaker 1: I completely understand. My roommate has really loud sex, so

458
00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:50,920
Speaker 1: I just kind of if I could. Sorry, I know,

459
00:31:51,040 --> 00:31:54,640
Speaker 1: so I tried to stay out as long as possible. Sorry.

460
00:31:54,960 --> 00:31:57,080
Speaker 1: I didn't want to bring up that's so inappropriated me.

461
00:31:57,160 --> 00:31:58,840
Speaker 1: That's so stupid to bring that up in front of you.

462
00:31:58,880 --> 00:32:00,960
Speaker 1: It's fine just me and that giant over there. So

463
00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:03,040
Speaker 1: if you want to, you can hang out while I

464
00:32:03,080 --> 00:32:08,000
Speaker 1: closed down, if you want. I'm trying to. Yeah, for

465
00:32:08,120 --> 00:32:13,360
Speaker 1: what a little little sporting event called the Olympics. Ship

466
00:32:13,960 --> 00:32:17,760
Speaker 1: that's really cool. Um. I watched the Olympics one. It

467
00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:22,360
Speaker 1: was pretty cool. Um. I don't know whatever the funk

468
00:32:22,400 --> 00:32:26,840
Speaker 1: had tandem like ice skating, so whatever that was, I

469
00:32:26,880 --> 00:32:31,160
Speaker 1: don't know. Do you believe they closer early on fart day?

470
00:32:31,720 --> 00:32:35,440
Speaker 1: I mean, it's a travesty, to be honest. Everybody down,

471
00:32:35,720 --> 00:32:40,280
Speaker 1: everybody get the done. Everybody down. Just put all the

472
00:32:40,320 --> 00:32:43,600
Speaker 1: coffee in this paper bag, and everyone, I am down.

473
00:32:43,960 --> 00:32:47,880
Speaker 1: Everyone calmed down. All right, this guy's too big, man,

474
00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:54,640
Speaker 1: this guy's too fucking well. So I took the robbers gun.

475
00:32:55,120 --> 00:32:57,360
Speaker 1: I was able to wrestle it out of his hands.

476
00:32:57,400 --> 00:32:59,640
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm sorry. Are you Are you talking

477
00:32:59,640 --> 00:33:06,400
Speaker 1: to Sarah? Yeah? Sarah? Sorry? Are you kidding me? I

478
00:33:06,440 --> 00:33:08,360
Speaker 1: was just checking my phone? Sorry? Sorry, sorry, go ahead.

479
00:33:08,600 --> 00:33:12,080
Speaker 1: Mean I've been like freaking out, sobbing in the past

480
00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:17,920
Speaker 1: fifteen minutes telling me I just I'm sorry, really even

481
00:33:18,040 --> 00:33:23,000
Speaker 1: hard to get out the words, and this is what

482
00:33:23,080 --> 00:33:28,480
Speaker 1: you're doing. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Well, basically I shot

483
00:33:28,520 --> 00:33:31,840
Speaker 1: all three of them. Trying to shoot myself didn't work,

484
00:33:33,280 --> 00:33:36,280
Speaker 1: and then I just kind of started to run and

485
00:33:36,280 --> 00:33:39,440
Speaker 1: then realize like, oh my god, no, this storefronts all glass.

486
00:33:39,560 --> 00:33:41,840
Speaker 1: So I locked it up and then I boarded it

487
00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:45,080
Speaker 1: up and then wrote, like I don't know, I just

488
00:33:45,120 --> 00:33:48,000
Speaker 1: like wrote like on the boards. I just thought it

489
00:33:48,040 --> 00:33:52,240
Speaker 1: would look like, you know, you know, listen, Rebanca, listen

490
00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:53,760
Speaker 1: to me, Listen to me. Okay, we have to go

491
00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:58,720
Speaker 1: back there and we have to write virus do not open. Okay,

492
00:33:58,800 --> 00:34:02,600
Speaker 1: we have to do. Understand, do you understand me? Okay,

493
00:34:02,720 --> 00:34:04,440
Speaker 1: we're gonna make sure that people don't open this for

494
00:34:04,600 --> 00:34:07,440
Speaker 1: ten years. Under knew you were the right person to

495
00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:10,279
Speaker 1: go to Sarah, since you've already killed a man. Oh

496
00:34:10,320 --> 00:34:14,240
Speaker 1: my god, you know I didn't no idea. I knocked

497
00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:18,600
Speaker 1: him out. And now but you shot somebody. Okay, he

498
00:34:18,680 --> 00:34:22,640
Speaker 1: killed up Arista, a giant and just another guy like

499
00:34:22,719 --> 00:34:25,000
Speaker 1: I don't even he wasn't he was in the bathroom.

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00:34:25,080 --> 00:34:26,560
Speaker 1: I don't know. He could have been working there, he

501
00:34:26,560 --> 00:34:29,040
Speaker 1: could have been a customer. I have no idea. You

502
00:34:29,080 --> 00:34:31,200
Speaker 1: went into the bathroom in the place I went to,

503
00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:36,120
Speaker 1: the walk in. I scoured the place you hunting. You

504
00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:39,759
Speaker 1: hunted this guy down and the burglar. Oh my god,

505
00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:44,680
Speaker 1: that's four guys. Wait wait, wait, am I doing my bathroom? Giant?

506
00:34:45,040 --> 00:34:48,640
Speaker 1: Random in the bathroom? Burglar? And then do I do

507
00:34:48,680 --> 00:34:53,279
Speaker 1: a point five for myself? You didn't do it well,

508
00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:57,320
Speaker 1: But I tried, and I wanted to Sarah. I wanted

509
00:34:57,480 --> 00:35:04,200
Speaker 1: to look lock me up. Yes, you have to marry

510
00:35:04,200 --> 00:35:06,759
Speaker 1: me somewhere. You have to. You have to find me

511
00:35:06,840 --> 00:35:09,239
Speaker 1: in ten thousand years, and I'm not going to do that.

512
00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:12,439
Speaker 1: I am the miracle baby that that that that gun

513
00:35:12,560 --> 00:35:15,359
Speaker 1: not shooting me in the head suggest and I will

514
00:35:15,440 --> 00:35:19,560
Speaker 1: be there in ten thousand years. I will. If you

515
00:35:19,600 --> 00:35:22,320
Speaker 1: want that, I'll do that, Okay, casting Amanto Lato me

516
00:35:22,760 --> 00:35:30,680
Speaker 1: put me in Wallantamano. Okay, welcome to the thirties seventh

517
00:35:30,760 --> 00:35:39,359
Speaker 1: and you will Tago Bell Convention. All right, We're gonna

518
00:35:39,360 --> 00:35:44,040
Speaker 1: open up this year's for sittings by having a one

519
00:35:44,080 --> 00:35:48,640
Speaker 1: of my favorite stories maybe in the history of the company.

520
00:35:48,920 --> 00:35:54,440
Speaker 1: And I'm gonna bring up the manager from um Arizona.

521
00:35:55,000 --> 00:36:02,279
Speaker 1: Where in Arizona, Phoenix, Flagstafle, flagstale Off, And he's going

522
00:36:02,320 --> 00:36:05,799
Speaker 1: to tell us the story what's going on on the

523
00:36:05,880 --> 00:36:14,560
Speaker 1: origin of Tacoday, Cliff, Which store store flags Flagstaff? Thank you?

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00:36:14,680 --> 00:36:21,080
Speaker 1: Thank you uh from Flagstaff, Arizona? Which store big Uh?

525
00:36:21,200 --> 00:36:27,000
Speaker 1: Store one thirty two Downtown? Which store store one thirty two?

526
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:31,880
Speaker 1: Taco Bell Uh the store, it's in region store, Taco

527
00:36:31,920 --> 00:36:35,520
Speaker 1: Bell Store one thirty two, It's in Flagstaff. It's it's

528
00:36:35,520 --> 00:36:39,440
Speaker 1: in the region, Cliff, they're working with you. It's the party,

529
00:36:39,719 --> 00:36:43,440
Speaker 1: Thank God. Tell him the stories, alright, so as everybody

530
00:36:43,480 --> 00:36:48,279
Speaker 1: knows every Fartle'll get together for Taco Tuesday. Hold on

531
00:36:48,280 --> 00:36:55,720
Speaker 1: a second, shit, hold on, don't close the ballroom door yet. Okay,

532
00:36:55,960 --> 00:37:00,320
Speaker 1: I'm about to give a speech about Taco Tuesday. Cliff,

533
00:37:00,320 --> 00:37:03,200
Speaker 1: look at me, Look at me, look at okay. Okay, okay,

534
00:37:03,440 --> 00:37:09,920
Speaker 1: the origin of the origin of through you can do. Okay, okay, okay, okay,

535
00:37:09,960 --> 00:37:12,920
Speaker 1: here's the reason when we first excuse me? Can I

536
00:37:12,920 --> 00:37:16,799
Speaker 1: get a Can I get a mixedumult? And uh you

537
00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:21,000
Speaker 1: can't just walk up to the podium and talk to me? Here, Barrito,

538
00:37:22,760 --> 00:37:29,160
Speaker 1: tons of fire sauce with that? What Store one two about?

539
00:37:30,960 --> 00:37:37,560
Speaker 1: Is this AFC? This is neither a Pizza Hot or

540
00:37:37,600 --> 00:37:40,600
Speaker 1: a KFC. It's a taco bell. Okay, just the grilled stuff,

541
00:37:40,680 --> 00:37:45,040
Speaker 1: arrito and the mexiumult. Okay, give me a shuts on

542
00:37:45,120 --> 00:37:49,160
Speaker 1: a fire sauce of that. Bro Okay, we're just man.

543
00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:54,799
Speaker 1: We gotta ride. Oh I see what's happening here. I

544
00:37:54,960 --> 00:37:59,799
Speaker 1: was having another delusion. Okay, so thank you. And this

545
00:37:59,840 --> 00:38:02,600
Speaker 1: is h Order one thirty two. It'll be up soon.

546
00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:07,560
Speaker 1: And just you know what Code red dude? All right,

547
00:38:07,600 --> 00:38:10,680
Speaker 1: and uh, let me get a code red. We haven't

548
00:38:10,680 --> 00:38:12,840
Speaker 1: had Code red in a long time. We just have

549
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:24,399
Speaker 1: Mountain too. They got bo blast. Okay, listen, I think

550
00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:28,520
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to close this store right now. In fact,

551
00:38:28,600 --> 00:38:34,360
Speaker 1: I watched you a step away from the register. Okay, no,

552
00:38:34,480 --> 00:38:38,600
Speaker 1: don't hold the door. It's we're fucking closed. Close to

553
00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:46,319
Speaker 1: close that door. Look you, where's my burrito? I think

554
00:38:46,520 --> 00:38:51,319
Speaker 1: it was a convention center. Oh ship. I think they're

555
00:38:51,320 --> 00:38:53,880
Speaker 1: having a taco about convention. And I think I interrupted

556
00:38:53,880 --> 00:38:58,680
Speaker 1: the guys like important like presentation or some ship. That's

557
00:38:58,800 --> 00:39:01,239
Speaker 1: makes so much sense and we're seeing such a vacuous

558
00:39:01,239 --> 00:39:04,520
Speaker 1: talking about Hey man, wow, you really lost your ship

559
00:39:04,600 --> 00:39:07,720
Speaker 1: up there on that. I think I might be losing

560
00:39:07,760 --> 00:39:11,480
Speaker 1: my mind. Honestly, Hey, you're the manager. You know what

561
00:39:11,480 --> 00:39:14,200
Speaker 1: I mean? You're the manager. Frankly, I don't know if

562
00:39:14,200 --> 00:39:16,879
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be manager after this. I really fucked that speech. Hup.

563
00:39:17,320 --> 00:39:20,520
Speaker 1: They were accounting on me. But nobody stops that guy

564
00:39:20,560 --> 00:39:23,239
Speaker 1: from coming up to me order in the middle of

565
00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:29,160
Speaker 1: the convention. Somebody's heart Is anyone else here without heartbeat?

566
00:39:29,239 --> 00:39:35,080
Speaker 1: Or is that just my lavelier is picking up my heartbeat? Okay?

567
00:39:35,120 --> 00:39:38,760
Speaker 1: Are you a wire? Man? I was? I was using

568
00:39:38,760 --> 00:39:41,160
Speaker 1: it for the speech. How there? You know what, I

569
00:39:41,160 --> 00:39:43,759
Speaker 1: can't leave this bathroom. I I I'm not gonna go

570
00:39:43,840 --> 00:39:46,040
Speaker 1: finish that I can't go back out there. Don't make

571
00:39:46,040 --> 00:39:49,800
Speaker 1: me go back out. Wendy's got damn it. Wendy's secret operatives.

572
00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:52,120
Speaker 1: They found the fucking wire. Okay, we gotta get the

573
00:39:52,160 --> 00:39:57,120
Speaker 1: hell out of here quickly. Okay, right, everybody, look every

574
00:39:57,160 --> 00:40:01,240
Speaker 1: person for themselves. You understand events as well. No, Bruce,

575
00:40:01,280 --> 00:40:15,359
Speaker 1: No that same Tom. I'm a big fan of the show,

576
00:40:15,400 --> 00:40:18,640
Speaker 1: and I've been listening since day three or four, close enough,

577
00:40:19,280 --> 00:40:22,200
Speaker 1: since naming favorites seems to be the norm at the

578
00:40:22,239 --> 00:40:25,920
Speaker 1: beginning of people's suggestions. The Local Chili Contest episode is

579
00:40:25,920 --> 00:40:30,840
Speaker 1: such an underrated classic. You're all great, but I especially,

580
00:40:31,320 --> 00:40:34,440
Speaker 1: I was especially thrilled the news of Vanessa. I was

581
00:40:34,480 --> 00:40:37,440
Speaker 1: coming back anyway. My scene suggestion is as follows, Merlin

582
00:40:37,800 --> 00:40:42,160
Speaker 1: having aged backwards until childhood is enrolled in a daycare.

583
00:40:42,200 --> 00:40:44,560
Speaker 1: Thank you for the art that you make all the best,

584
00:40:44,600 --> 00:40:48,719
Speaker 1: Malcolm from Colorado. I just don't think I have to

585
00:40:48,800 --> 00:40:51,880
Speaker 1: vaccinate my kids. Well you do if you want to

586
00:40:51,960 --> 00:40:55,640
Speaker 1: use this daycare. Actually we do have rules. Well, Actually,

587
00:40:55,680 --> 00:40:58,440
Speaker 1: I live a very healthy lifestyle. My child has an

588
00:40:58,440 --> 00:41:04,520
Speaker 1: active bio active of stomach biome, so actually it's probably

589
00:41:04,520 --> 00:41:06,320
Speaker 1: safer than a lot of these kids who are getting

590
00:41:06,360 --> 00:41:12,359
Speaker 1: injected with s D cards. Um well, that's first of all,

591
00:41:12,400 --> 00:41:15,359
Speaker 1: I just want to clarify. SD cards are used to

592
00:41:15,560 --> 00:41:19,480
Speaker 1: store memory on cameras and store different people's memories, the

593
00:41:19,480 --> 00:41:24,120
Speaker 1: government's memories, and my kids. Okay, um, well, thank you

594
00:41:24,160 --> 00:41:29,839
Speaker 1: for letting us know about your special child and your predicament. Unfortunately,

595
00:41:29,880 --> 00:41:34,680
Speaker 1: we will not be admitting um young Merlin Merlin into

596
00:41:34,719 --> 00:41:37,719
Speaker 1: our daycare. But we thank you, We wish you luck.

597
00:41:38,320 --> 00:41:41,399
Speaker 1: Did you see the car drove up in? Yeah, it's

598
00:41:41,400 --> 00:41:43,560
Speaker 1: hard to miss. It was absolutely I didn't know that

599
00:41:43,600 --> 00:41:46,080
Speaker 1: they made hummers that big. Yeah. Well, I had to

600
00:41:46,120 --> 00:41:48,600
Speaker 1: get a special made. It's a custom job. That's three

601
00:41:48,680 --> 00:41:52,120
Speaker 1: hummers stacked up together. So and it's stacked up tall.

602
00:41:52,200 --> 00:41:55,439
Speaker 1: Not yeah exactly. There's a little elevator in the seat.

603
00:41:55,440 --> 00:41:57,400
Speaker 1: It just goes. It takes me all the way to

604
00:41:57,440 --> 00:42:01,040
Speaker 1: the tippy top. Okay, so okay, yeah, that is okay.

605
00:42:01,080 --> 00:42:07,280
Speaker 1: And so I have money, Okay, I completely understand, and um,

606
00:42:07,320 --> 00:42:14,120
Speaker 1: you know our tuition is unwavering. Um, but there aren't Brenda,

607
00:42:15,080 --> 00:42:19,400
Speaker 1: I overheard this. We're kind of strapped on cash. I

608
00:42:19,400 --> 00:42:21,719
Speaker 1: think we could let one child slip in. What are

609
00:42:21,719 --> 00:42:23,600
Speaker 1: the odds that one kid's going to get all the

610
00:42:23,640 --> 00:42:28,319
Speaker 1: rest sick. Come on, Brenda, we're dying over here. No,

611
00:42:28,440 --> 00:42:32,560
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't feel it's just one kid. What

612
00:42:32,640 --> 00:42:34,680
Speaker 1: are the odds that we're going to have our other kids?

613
00:42:34,920 --> 00:42:38,640
Speaker 1: All the other ones are vaccinated. Come on, Brenda, And

614
00:42:38,680 --> 00:42:40,759
Speaker 1: I can't tell you that we're going out of business,

615
00:42:41,960 --> 00:42:46,200
Speaker 1: please please, But but look at the stack of other applications.

616
00:42:46,200 --> 00:42:50,120
Speaker 1: I mean, we could pick from what's your name, new kid,

617
00:42:51,160 --> 00:42:58,640
Speaker 1: I'd be Merlin Weird. I'd be Merlin the Wizard. Okay,

618
00:42:58,120 --> 00:43:03,200
Speaker 1: I'm old, got any Marble's, got any pugs? Anything worth anything?

619
00:43:03,719 --> 00:43:06,600
Speaker 1: I hold up this guy's wizard for for legit? What

620
00:43:06,600 --> 00:43:09,040
Speaker 1: what can you do? Hold? Hold on? How did you

621
00:43:09,080 --> 00:43:12,479
Speaker 1: get all day? What? Sa? Who? Why? He just said

622
00:43:12,480 --> 00:43:18,600
Speaker 1: he was a wizard and all right, No, we're fucking day.

623
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:23,080
Speaker 1: I can conjure any toy you want. Yeah, yeah, see

624
00:43:23,120 --> 00:43:26,320
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. I like I like a fire truck.

625
00:43:29,040 --> 00:43:31,040
Speaker 1: Country means you can pull it out of his ass. Man,

626
00:43:31,160 --> 00:43:37,359
Speaker 1: don't your parents teach you anything metaphorically? Yeah, it didn't

627
00:43:37,400 --> 00:43:41,880
Speaker 1: mean physically. Jesus, that's a more advanced spell that I

628
00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:45,880
Speaker 1: don't have access to the fire truck or pulling it

629
00:43:45,960 --> 00:43:49,560
Speaker 1: out of my ass. I think the big question here

630
00:43:49,640 --> 00:43:59,000
Speaker 1: is sucking author, king author, did you drawn to ride

631
00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:04,200
Speaker 1: a horse? What both read? I ran in and then

632
00:44:04,719 --> 00:44:07,880
Speaker 1: when I got to this, when I got to jumped

633
00:44:07,880 --> 00:44:12,759
Speaker 1: on a horse, you kissed a horse's ass again? Oh no, no, no,

634
00:44:12,880 --> 00:44:16,359
Speaker 1: my leegh I I have much much more pressing news.

635
00:44:17,800 --> 00:44:22,800
Speaker 1: Oh my god, the spirit is in the air. The

636
00:44:22,920 --> 00:44:26,200
Speaker 1: spirit is in the air. If you'd like, my leege,

637
00:44:26,360 --> 00:44:28,520
Speaker 1: I could just take this one out back and remove

638
00:44:28,560 --> 00:44:32,439
Speaker 1: his head if that was Wait wait, wait, wait, wait,

639
00:44:32,520 --> 00:44:36,560
Speaker 1: I have news of Merlin. Wait wait, wait, wait, wait

640
00:44:36,320 --> 00:44:44,719
Speaker 1: which Merlin spanking ah speak which Merlin? Merlin? You're Merlin? Yes, yes,

641
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:48,799
Speaker 1: not that piece of ship that lives outside the city walls.

642
00:44:49,400 --> 00:44:51,600
Speaker 1: In that case, get to the point, I might start

643
00:44:51,640 --> 00:44:54,479
Speaker 1: with the breathing and what about what list news you've got?

644
00:44:55,239 --> 00:44:59,600
Speaker 1: The King of waits Merlin has some has been tricked

645
00:44:59,600 --> 00:45:02,520
Speaker 1: into a battle which cast him into the young self

646
00:45:02,560 --> 00:45:04,960
Speaker 1: of him and then thrown him through a time portal

647
00:45:05,040 --> 00:45:08,239
Speaker 1: toward another dimension. Get rid of them, Get rid of

648
00:45:08,280 --> 00:45:15,359
Speaker 1: them as you wish, my highness. So Merlin, you got

649
00:45:15,400 --> 00:45:20,120
Speaker 1: any cooties I can give you cooties? Yeah, right, I've

650
00:45:20,160 --> 00:45:25,200
Speaker 1: got an SD card and lodged in my shoulder. Check

651
00:45:25,280 --> 00:45:28,960
Speaker 1: that out. Damn got a lot of memory. That's the

652
00:45:28,960 --> 00:45:32,399
Speaker 1: coolest thing I've ever seen. Unless somebody pulled the fire

653
00:45:32,440 --> 00:45:38,040
Speaker 1: truck out of their ass. I'm not doing that. I mean, look,

654
00:45:38,920 --> 00:45:43,360
Speaker 1: we won't know where it comes from, will we. Maybe

655
00:45:43,360 --> 00:45:46,239
Speaker 1: we should show Merlin a rent. Oh yeah, did the

656
00:45:46,280 --> 00:45:50,759
Speaker 1: other kids? So Merlin, there's a pecking order here, Sarah.

657
00:45:51,040 --> 00:45:54,759
Speaker 1: We gotta we gotta send our son, John Connor back

658
00:45:54,800 --> 00:46:01,359
Speaker 1: to the past to think he's gonna be Well, it's

659
00:46:01,360 --> 00:46:03,760
Speaker 1: gonna be okay because we've got all of the virus

660
00:46:03,840 --> 00:46:07,200
Speaker 1: updates on the SD card and we're just gonna make

661
00:46:07,200 --> 00:46:10,000
Speaker 1: sure that when we sent him back there that he's

662
00:46:10,040 --> 00:46:13,719
Speaker 1: protected from viruses. So I need you to insert this

663
00:46:13,760 --> 00:46:17,160
Speaker 1: into his shoulder. Yeah, let's get him fully inoculated before

664
00:46:17,200 --> 00:46:21,000
Speaker 1: we send him. I also want to send one other person.

665
00:46:21,920 --> 00:46:27,520
Speaker 1: I can't think of his name, but he okay, all right,

666
00:46:27,840 --> 00:46:31,680
Speaker 1: we don't have a lot of time. Please listen to me.

667
00:46:33,280 --> 00:46:37,920
Speaker 1: He thinks that he has memories of from the government,

668
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:41,360
Speaker 1: of possibly being in a war and possibly not on Mars.

669
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:44,640
Speaker 1: It's like he's got total recall or something, and I

670
00:46:44,680 --> 00:46:49,080
Speaker 1: can't think of his name. Who is this Who is

671
00:46:49,120 --> 00:46:51,960
Speaker 1: this guy? I thought he was a part of my

672
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:58,120
Speaker 1: conscious subconscious, but I can see there's there's barely room

673
00:46:58,160 --> 00:47:01,040
Speaker 1: for John Connor. And this time, I guess you trust me.

674
00:47:01,120 --> 00:47:03,640
Speaker 1: We've got to send back Wade, and if we could

675
00:47:03,640 --> 00:47:09,360
Speaker 1: send back watto to that might also help. Do you

676
00:47:09,360 --> 00:47:17,719
Speaker 1: want to use the swings, John Connor? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,

677
00:47:18,360 --> 00:47:22,200
Speaker 1: I will push you on the swings. Thank you. Um

678
00:47:22,239 --> 00:47:24,960
Speaker 1: are you going to be with me this whole time?

679
00:47:25,040 --> 00:47:28,879
Speaker 1: Because I'm getting kind of sicky? I like a loon

680
00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:32,520
Speaker 1: time each of us was assigned a recess Buddy Merlin

681
00:47:32,520 --> 00:47:36,360
Speaker 1: and John Connor forever I cast a spell the tattooed

682
00:47:36,440 --> 00:47:42,040
Speaker 1: on my forearm. Oh wow, that's intense. You have a

683
00:47:42,040 --> 00:47:48,000
Speaker 1: SIM card in your shoulder. Yeah, mine's actually, um not

684
00:47:48,200 --> 00:47:53,080
Speaker 1: an SD it's an an m f X, So if

685
00:47:53,080 --> 00:47:55,520
Speaker 1: you try to put it into normal computers, you're gonna

686
00:47:55,560 --> 00:47:57,319
Speaker 1: have to do a lot of converting or work with

687
00:47:57,400 --> 00:48:01,520
Speaker 1: proxy files. It's a little better did Oddly enough, there's

688
00:48:01,520 --> 00:48:03,839
Speaker 1: more than one kid in this daycare with a SIMP

689
00:48:03,920 --> 00:48:08,200
Speaker 1: garden their shoulder. M yeah, that is pretty crazy, but

690
00:48:08,239 --> 00:48:13,960
Speaker 1: I'm the wizard. M Thanks um, thanks thanks for showing

691
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:19,360
Speaker 1: me around, Merlin. I think that that's really great. Um,

692
00:48:19,400 --> 00:48:24,560
Speaker 1: but again, alone time, can I ask you a question,

693
00:48:24,640 --> 00:48:31,120
Speaker 1: John Connery, were you sitting here from the future? You

694
00:48:31,160 --> 00:48:36,400
Speaker 1: can tell me I'm from the ancient path? Why yeah?

695
00:48:36,760 --> 00:48:42,160
Speaker 1: And I'm from the very far future. I have a mission, um,

696
00:48:42,160 --> 00:48:43,920
Speaker 1: but I actually don't know what it is yet. I

697
00:48:43,920 --> 00:48:46,319
Speaker 1: have to go get plugged in before and then that

698
00:48:46,360 --> 00:48:49,759
Speaker 1: will upload my mission. WHOA, I thought I had a

699
00:48:49,760 --> 00:48:53,319
Speaker 1: convoluted backstory. Hey you too, over there, give me your

700
00:48:53,600 --> 00:49:00,680
Speaker 1: lunch money, go it up now, no, no ring, Now,

701
00:49:06,200 --> 00:49:11,839
Speaker 1: I think you're my best friend I've ever had. All right,

702
00:49:12,360 --> 00:49:15,279
Speaker 1: all right, let me just rip this man's teeth out.

703
00:49:18,040 --> 00:49:21,160
Speaker 1: I love my job. And now he's a little more

704
00:49:21,320 --> 00:49:25,080
Speaker 1: be And now he's so it's not always traditional. They

705
00:49:25,160 --> 00:49:28,160
Speaker 1: might say he's a breadmaker, but I don't love it.

706
00:49:28,200 --> 00:49:33,000
Speaker 1: I do love it. Now listen when you're training, all right, now,

707
00:49:33,080 --> 00:49:35,120
Speaker 1: you shadowing me? All right, now, I want you to

708
00:49:35,160 --> 00:49:37,879
Speaker 1: take all these little pliers and rip out one from

709
00:49:37,920 --> 00:49:41,239
Speaker 1: teeth right there. Just let me get at him then,

710
00:49:42,520 --> 00:49:48,719
Speaker 1: which to feel I'd take? They los choice. I'm gonna

711
00:49:48,760 --> 00:49:55,960
Speaker 1: take this one way in a bit. Look at that

712
00:49:56,440 --> 00:50:01,160
Speaker 1: that right it's a long stacker, like it's a bee.

713
00:50:02,680 --> 00:50:06,360
Speaker 1: Can we put them back in? I thought about that.

714
00:50:06,560 --> 00:50:13,879
Speaker 1: Have you done that yet? No, let's try to take

715
00:50:13,920 --> 00:50:19,680
Speaker 1: one of mine. Put that in his face and then

716
00:50:19,800 --> 00:50:27,000
Speaker 1: just hey, baby, baby, parked your hummers in front of

717
00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:31,680
Speaker 1: the garage. Couldn't get in, but I'm here now, give

718
00:50:31,719 --> 00:50:34,760
Speaker 1: me kiss. Hmm. Sorry, I was just on the peloton

719
00:50:35,800 --> 00:50:38,359
Speaker 1: pelotons we had. I just don't want to hear that anymore. Listen,

720
00:50:38,360 --> 00:50:42,880
Speaker 1: I've been doing some math. I've been thinking. I felt

721
00:50:42,880 --> 00:50:44,919
Speaker 1: like one day we didn't have a child, and then

722
00:50:44,960 --> 00:50:47,720
Speaker 1: one day we did have a child, kind of fully grown.

723
00:50:49,280 --> 00:50:54,520
Speaker 1: How do you How do am I crazy? Am I crazy?

724
00:50:54,880 --> 00:51:00,880
Speaker 1: Now that you're saying, Oh, like I don't wouldn't remember

725
00:51:01,040 --> 00:51:06,560
Speaker 1: the pregnant part and I don't remember the hospital part. Ah,

726
00:51:07,600 --> 00:51:14,120
Speaker 1: get that? Hello, do you have a baby? What do

727
00:51:14,239 --> 00:51:17,600
Speaker 1: you have a baby? Oh? God, fucking creep o guys

728
00:51:17,640 --> 00:51:19,960
Speaker 1: just calling me asking you to have a baby. Thank you?

729
00:51:19,960 --> 00:51:22,719
Speaker 1: The question? Well, you talk to you about what? He

730
00:51:25,640 --> 00:51:28,440
Speaker 1: make me a smoothly on the Vibo mixes. Are you

731
00:51:28,520 --> 00:51:35,120
Speaker 1: happy with your insurance packet? Am I happy with my insurance? Yeah?

732
00:51:35,160 --> 00:51:38,720
Speaker 1: From which for what I got insurance on everything home

733
00:51:38,800 --> 00:51:43,320
Speaker 1: model life. Yeah, I feel good. Okay, just check. And

734
00:51:43,400 --> 00:51:46,160
Speaker 1: I'm trying to mask you. So where the hell did

735
00:51:46,160 --> 00:51:52,520
Speaker 1: that kid come from? I don't know. I'm freaking out. Hey, uh,

736
00:51:53,920 --> 00:51:57,719
Speaker 1: I can't believe it. I don't like my mission. Take

737
00:51:57,760 --> 00:52:01,000
Speaker 1: it out of me. Take this meth X card out

738
00:52:01,040 --> 00:52:08,600
Speaker 1: of me. I can't kill my best friend. I'll take you,

739
00:52:10,560 --> 00:52:12,600
Speaker 1: so you'll okay, So if you take the card, then

740
00:52:12,640 --> 00:52:14,919
Speaker 1: then it's saying I was just telling. I was telling.

741
00:52:15,520 --> 00:52:20,439
Speaker 1: Marcus said, I'll take this question. He's the tech He's

742
00:52:20,480 --> 00:52:21,920
Speaker 1: just a tech guy. You just see the one that

743
00:52:21,960 --> 00:52:24,440
Speaker 1: uploaded the mission. Listen, I'm the one who's here to

744
00:52:24,680 --> 00:52:30,600
Speaker 1: say you have to do the mission. Why me, Connor,

745
00:52:30,880 --> 00:52:32,839
Speaker 1: You're from a movie that I'm not aware of, but

746
00:52:32,920 --> 00:52:42,080
Speaker 1: I know you're important. But what's up Marcus? Marcus? You

747
00:52:42,120 --> 00:52:45,919
Speaker 1: do text stuff, so I don't really believe you. Hey,

748
00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:51,520
Speaker 1: robot dude, give me your lunch money. Hey, no, what

749
00:52:51,560 --> 00:52:55,440
Speaker 1: are you gonna do? I honestly, I am not sure.

750
00:52:56,080 --> 00:52:59,280
Speaker 1: Step away from that kid. What are you gonna do?

751
00:53:03,640 --> 00:53:06,120
Speaker 1: My name is Wade Quaide and I'm from the future.

752
00:53:06,520 --> 00:53:09,600
Speaker 1: What are you gonna shoot me with? Wake Quay, I've

753
00:53:09,640 --> 00:53:13,040
Speaker 1: got a Biggs shotguns from the future. I'm sure you

754
00:53:13,239 --> 00:53:21,640
Speaker 1: did lay it on oh face. Sorry, John Connor. It's okay,

755
00:53:21,840 --> 00:53:27,440
Speaker 1: it's okay. We've got to stop sky Net from destroying

756
00:53:27,480 --> 00:53:31,000
Speaker 1: the world. Yes, Daddy, can I call you that officially?

757
00:53:31,920 --> 00:53:34,120
Speaker 1: I just don't have one, So you're the closest thing

758
00:53:35,840 --> 00:53:42,359
Speaker 1: gets right there, someone has my son. I demand his release. Now,

759
00:53:44,760 --> 00:53:52,560
Speaker 1: who are you pal king Arthur? And who's your son? Merlin? Merlin?

760
00:53:52,680 --> 00:53:55,800
Speaker 1: Is your son? No way older than you? We talked

761
00:53:55,800 --> 00:54:05,960
Speaker 1: about Wait, he's my child though, right He's like we're

762
00:54:07,560 --> 00:54:13,160
Speaker 1: time travel. Time Travel is a bit man, and that's

763
00:54:13,200 --> 00:54:18,719
Speaker 1: our show for today. Those of you writing and scene suggestions.

764
00:54:18,840 --> 00:54:23,359
Speaker 1: Remember time Travel, She's a bit. Let's thank are all

765
00:54:23,400 --> 00:54:27,560
Speaker 1: of our alchemists for gathering on this uh incredible day

766
00:54:27,840 --> 00:54:32,920
Speaker 1: in uh in American history. UH. Starting with Craig Kikowski

767
00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:36,760
Speaker 1: kow thank you so much for being here, buddy. Always

768
00:54:36,800 --> 00:54:39,359
Speaker 1: a pleasure. Hey, it's November now, but you can still

769
00:54:39,440 --> 00:54:41,920
Speaker 1: listen to the Craigslist Spookie Times podcast that we did

770
00:54:42,040 --> 00:54:45,160
Speaker 1: in October. It's evergreen, you know. It's it's never too

771
00:54:45,280 --> 00:54:48,600
Speaker 1: late to listen to a fun podcast about some horror

772
00:54:48,640 --> 00:54:50,359
Speaker 1: movies that me and my wife Carla did you can

773
00:54:50,400 --> 00:54:55,040
Speaker 1: follow us on Twitter at Craigslist peacast. I was listening

774
00:54:55,080 --> 00:54:57,560
Speaker 1: this morning on my walk. I can't get enough and

775
00:54:57,560 --> 00:55:03,279
Speaker 1: can't believe it's still happening in November, super happy, the

776
00:55:03,320 --> 00:55:07,680
Speaker 1: scariest month after October. As it turns out, Jackie, thanks

777
00:55:07,719 --> 00:55:10,399
Speaker 1: so much coming back. Hope you had fun. Oh my gosh,

778
00:55:10,440 --> 00:55:13,000
Speaker 1: always always thanks for having me right on, right on.

779
00:55:13,440 --> 00:55:17,920
Speaker 1: Look for those videos at Jackie's Instagram feed and you know,

780
00:55:18,600 --> 00:55:22,000
Speaker 1: paky back and off the crack. I gotta my Christmas podcast.

781
00:55:22,120 --> 00:55:24,880
Speaker 1: We do Christmas movies, not Scaring Previes. That'll be definitely

782
00:55:24,960 --> 00:55:29,840
Speaker 1: happening in December. Ah where you know, talk about less

783
00:55:30,280 --> 00:55:33,279
Speaker 1: love Christmas. No, then you can confirm for me at

784
00:55:33,320 --> 00:55:35,919
Speaker 1: Gremlins is in fact a Christmas movie, as is die Hard.

785
00:55:36,719 --> 00:55:42,480
Speaker 1: I can confirm that it is the criteria that the

786
00:55:42,600 --> 00:55:45,160
Speaker 1: setting of the film takes place at Christmas time, or

787
00:55:45,239 --> 00:55:48,480
Speaker 1: that the film itself celebrates Christmas. Well, for this podcast,

788
00:55:48,560 --> 00:55:52,120
Speaker 1: we're going Christmas all the way hardcore, and we also

789
00:55:52,239 --> 00:55:55,799
Speaker 1: needed to be a bit of a B list movie. Yeah,

790
00:55:55,880 --> 00:55:59,800
Speaker 1: it can't be. I've been in several of those. I know.

791
00:56:02,360 --> 00:56:04,240
Speaker 1: I thought that you were in what I haven't watched

792
00:56:04,280 --> 00:56:06,440
Speaker 1: it yet and I was like, oh my, But basically,

793
00:56:06,560 --> 00:56:08,320
Speaker 1: if if you come on the Puppy, won't have you

794
00:56:08,360 --> 00:56:11,560
Speaker 1: talked about the one you did, that it would be

795
00:56:11,800 --> 00:56:13,520
Speaker 1: very right and I'd be happy to do I look

796
00:56:13,560 --> 00:56:17,760
Speaker 1: forward to Yeah, as long as it's a really serious,

797
00:56:17,840 --> 00:56:21,360
Speaker 1: be solid, be like Blizzard. There's a movie called Blizzard

798
00:56:21,400 --> 00:56:24,919
Speaker 1: that I'm in. I play Santa Claus's apprentice, Santa Claus

799
00:56:25,040 --> 00:56:32,200
Speaker 1: played by um Christopher Plumber. Brilliant, brilliant Christopher. This sounds

800
00:56:32,280 --> 00:56:36,960
Speaker 1: like it might be. It's it's not great, but it

801
00:56:37,040 --> 00:56:42,120
Speaker 1: sounds like it might be perfect for the podcast. LeVar

802
00:56:42,200 --> 00:56:45,319
Speaker 1: Burton directed, Just sang and Whoopie Golbert does the voice

803
00:56:45,320 --> 00:56:50,000
Speaker 1: of a reindeer. I've said too much. Whoa, thank you,

804
00:56:50,360 --> 00:56:52,919
Speaker 1: thank you, And to Christoph Varado, thanks so much, pal,

805
00:56:53,600 --> 00:56:55,440
Speaker 1: thank you for having me. I love you also very much.

806
00:56:55,440 --> 00:56:58,080
Speaker 1: I just realized I'm gonna I'm gonna plug my girlfriend's

807
00:56:58,200 --> 00:57:03,680
Speaker 1: um Instagram at s Marlow because she's been um documenting

808
00:57:03,920 --> 00:57:07,719
Speaker 1: my eat. I eat a lot of pot pie around

809
00:57:07,760 --> 00:57:10,759
Speaker 1: this time of year, specifically Costco pumpkin pies. Last year,

810
00:57:10,800 --> 00:57:13,480
Speaker 1: I think I ate five full pumpkin pies. This year,

811
00:57:13,520 --> 00:57:16,280
Speaker 1: I'm thinking about going six, maybe seven full pie Costco

812
00:57:16,360 --> 00:57:20,920
Speaker 1: pumpkin pies by myself. UM's in one sitting each between

813
00:57:21,000 --> 00:57:23,440
Speaker 1: October to the end of the year. These pies get consumed.

814
00:57:23,800 --> 00:57:25,400
Speaker 1: I'm thinking, I think I think I can do it

815
00:57:25,480 --> 00:57:31,360
Speaker 1: this month in November. Okay, be honest, yes so, but listen, listen, Yeah,

816
00:57:31,400 --> 00:57:33,680
Speaker 1: go ahead, Jakes. I just need to know are you

817
00:57:33,840 --> 00:57:36,280
Speaker 1: eating the pie with one sitting or is it like

818
00:57:36,400 --> 00:57:43,800
Speaker 1: you don't it's not one in one sitting Through this,

819
00:57:44,040 --> 00:57:46,800
Speaker 1: I think pumpkin pies probably the world's most perfect food.

820
00:57:47,200 --> 00:57:49,919
Speaker 1: And I also realized through all my life of trying

821
00:57:49,960 --> 00:57:52,640
Speaker 1: to make content to be on television shows and movies,

822
00:57:52,760 --> 00:57:55,800
Speaker 1: none of that's worked. But the people love pie guy.

823
00:57:56,120 --> 00:58:00,320
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah. Check it out at jess Marlow on Instagram. Okay,

824
00:58:01,560 --> 00:58:06,360
Speaker 1: thank you so much for that. James Zeney. Uh well,

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Speaker 1: thanks for just listening to Alchemy This and I would

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Speaker 1: say go onto that reddit. It is one year old now,

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Speaker 1: and uh I'm gonna I'm gonna start visiting more often.

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Speaker 1: I can't believe it's been a year. Time is going

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Speaker 1: so strangely now. But check out Alchemy This pod on Reddit.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, James Heeney Joey career. Yes, sir, and you

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Speaker 1: have final thoughts for our listeners today. I've been also

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Speaker 1: on that sp October tip on Craig's cast, very fun,

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Speaker 1: even in the and been in the shadows listening to it.

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Speaker 1: It's I am having a blast, very fun. I still

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Speaker 1: I got the lady. I haven't listened to the Evil

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Speaker 1: Dead one and I'm excited. That's one of my face.

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Speaker 1: I think he might be serious. Okay, yeah, cool, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's weird right now. Wait, it's hard to compliment from

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Speaker 1: the boy who cried wolf. Well done. Let's thank our

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Speaker 1: engineer and producer of the Stars, Mr Doug Babe. Find

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Speaker 1: folks that I heard media bum bum bum bum. I

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Speaker 1: mean host Kevin Pollack, thanking you also very damn much

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Speaker 1: for listening and writing in. We greatly appreciate each and

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Speaker 1: every damn one of you. Please be kind to each

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Speaker 1: other and wear a mask when you go outside. And

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Speaker 1: God bless us everyone, even those who don't believe. Until

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Speaker 1: next time,