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Speaker 1: Dr Banana and I want to give a shout out
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Speaker 1: with us as a man newly back. He's just back
Speaker 1: from Nashville because he's been recording an album safely Safely. Um,
Speaker 1: he's you know him from Supernatural, you know him from
Speaker 1: his podcast. And my guest is Richard Spate, you know
Speaker 1: him from Bosh. But most importantly he's uh this podcast
Speaker 1: Bachelor of the Year. Will he find Will he find love?
Speaker 1: When will this poor man find love? Ladies and gentlemen,
Speaker 1: Mr Rob Benedect, thank you, it's so nice to be back.
Speaker 1: It's been a minute. It's been a minute. It's been like, oh,
Speaker 1: one of our our captain just clapped at you with
Speaker 1: a gavel, which is which is? It's a good sign.
Speaker 1: I want to just say, if you've ever wanted to
Speaker 1: be applauded by a man in a like a fleecy
Speaker 1: boxing robe, eating what appears to be a pizza bite,
Speaker 1: clapping at you with a judge's gavel. Then you are
Speaker 1: in luck. You know our next guest. He's a brilliant
Speaker 1: stand up comedian. He is the host of the Wide
Speaker 1: World of Dougs podcasts. He's also the host of Doug
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Speaker 1: okay with us. Also is a gentleman who first made
Speaker 1: his appearance on this podcast a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 1: And let me tell you what the fans of Will
Speaker 1: You Accept This Rose were a fan of his and
Speaker 1: they wanted more. Uh. He is a stand up comedian
Speaker 1: who has been performing improvised stand up sets every week
Speaker 1: during Quarantine on on Instagram Live. I Believe the platforms
Speaker 1: and YouTube the big platform. He was a writer on
Speaker 1: Arrested Development. He was a writer on You're the Worst.
Speaker 1: He is the father of the cat Jose and he
Speaker 1: is also the host of one of the most popular
Speaker 1: podcasts on Earth, The Dollarp with our friend Dave. Dave
Speaker 1: Anthony Anthony, if you want to call me, ladies and gentlemen,
Speaker 1: Gareth at all? You you need a title so you're
Speaker 1: gonna be you don't want to be the bosin for
Speaker 1: the cow take whatever? How does it work? I get
Speaker 1: I'm bestowed a title? Right, we can give him. We
Speaker 1: can give him a title. You can suggest a title.
Speaker 1: Do you want to be chief deck like the deck
Speaker 1: hand for the cads? Great? Yeah, podcast dog anything you
Speaker 1: need first officer, first officers. Okay, so you're gonna be
Speaker 1: the first officer of the podcast, but your main loyalty
Speaker 1: is to Dug, not to The teams are over qualified.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Doug. If you need any more pizza roll,
Speaker 1: say the word, sir, Captain um And of course we
Speaker 1: have with us as always are wonderful producers Katy Levine
Speaker 1: and Dr Tanna Banana hosny A. Hello lady. He shoutout,
Speaker 1: production crew, shout out. Production people were angry at the
Speaker 1: production crew couple weeks ago. They were like, they were
Speaker 1: mad at me. I got one star. They listened to five.
Speaker 1: They would have been enraged and shut it off. I
Speaker 1: know they were mad that the intros were too long.
Speaker 1: And then they said, and then after these long intros,
Speaker 1: they took the time to introduce the production crew. I
Speaker 1: shut it off after and they said I had a
Speaker 1: screeching voice. Wow, you were somebody. This week we actually
Speaker 1: got an incredible five star review from Pandels, who said,
Speaker 1: I love Arden and all her friends. And for those
Speaker 1: of you who think Arden has a hyena voice, may
Speaker 1: I suggest listening at a slower speed or just go
Speaker 1: funk yourself. Those are the two options. Yeah, I like
Speaker 1: the slower speed idea because then Arden would sound like
Speaker 1: Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lamb, So podcast takes
Speaker 1: a different vibe on then definitely a little more evil,
Speaker 1: and then all of the other guests will be really
Speaker 1: it'll be, it'll be. You can't adjust per guests. It
Speaker 1: would be a warder's first over um, overall, did you guys?
Speaker 1: I thought of four the Matt James Pandemic season. I
Speaker 1: thought this was the most fun episode we've had so far,
Speaker 1: and that was fun. It was fun. You liked it, Captain, No,
Speaker 1: you didn't like it. It was all you know. They
Speaker 1: were all just sitting in different places talking about how
Speaker 1: she loves him so much, in him nodding in agreement,
Speaker 1: without committing to any of them. But you didn't like
Speaker 1: when they were like buttering each other up and maybe
Speaker 1: maybe going and getting at it in different huts around Pennsylvania.
Speaker 1: This plays into my ongoing argument that they should have
Speaker 1: the exact same date, all three women, so he could
Speaker 1: see how each of them behaves. You haven't. You haven't
Speaker 1: laid out that thesis yet. This is the first time
Speaker 1: you've laid out your seat. Well, I laid out in
Speaker 1: the past, and I think that they're unfair and why
Speaker 1: does one lady get fireworks and two other ladies no fireworks.
Speaker 1: I did think it wasn't fair to see. It wasn't
Speaker 1: fair to see like butter sex hut and the other one.
Speaker 1: It was like we're gonna pitch a tent that we
Speaker 1: don't stay in potent Alright, Gareth, did you enjoy this
Speaker 1: episode more than the captain rank rank? I hate to
Speaker 1: go against orders, but I enjoyed it. Uh sorry, captain,
Speaker 1: I I there wasn't I thought the dates you were good.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I totally agree that there's like there's not
Speaker 1: only a disadvantage with the date, but as you see,
Speaker 1: like with the time, like Rachel became crazed by the
Speaker 1: time she showed up. Well, you're also thinking in theory
Speaker 1: in order, if it's back to back sexually, you're number three,
Speaker 1: Like that's disgusting. You know. Also normally, traditionally on The Bachelor,
Speaker 1: you're not aware of your first, second, or third. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so if it's not I don't know if Gareth, I
Speaker 1: don't know if you've watched before, but like in a
Speaker 1: non pandemic season, you're at like the Sandals Jamaica, and
Speaker 1: you have your own private residence and you don't see
Speaker 1: the other women's you don't know when they went. It's
Speaker 1: it's closer with this sort of tag team dick baton
Speaker 1: of like knowing knowing when it's like a real like
Speaker 1: a dick. Really, Katie's living for it. I see about
Speaker 1: the dick. Well, I was gonna say. They used to
Speaker 1: not let the last three ever like talk to each other.
Speaker 1: Like after that they never spoke. And I think it
Speaker 1: was even before Lakina, before Tatious season. They ended up
Speaker 1: having them together like talking. I think it was during
Speaker 1: Peter season, and I thought that was really it's it's mean.
Speaker 1: It's very mean. It's very mean to have them all
Speaker 1: like sitting there and they come in and they're like,
Speaker 1: how is your nice? Like, oh hey God, Like no,
Speaker 1: I'm really good, really relaxed right now, I feel great?
Speaker 1: Where's the ice? I belwere They started doing that to
Speaker 1: get to pressure mad as Sin into admitting that she
Speaker 1: was a virgin. Oh right, because she had to keep
Speaker 1: seeing all these women come and be like I'm feeling great, doctor.
Speaker 1: They started doing it and then we're like, this is
Speaker 1: good TV. Let's keep torturing these poor women. I think
Speaker 1: it's also pandemic TV. That's why you're doctor that did
Speaker 1: you get your doctorate? Doctor in Bachelor producing? Yeah, Bachelor analysis? Right, well,
Speaker 1: then we have some good questions for you about coming up.
Speaker 1: It's a classic Bachelor move what they did with the
Speaker 1: family coming up. All right, here we are, we're starting out.
Speaker 1: Michelle is ready to tell Matt that she's in love
Speaker 1: with them. Brie can't believe how fast he's falling for him,
Speaker 1: and she's excited. The fantasy suits are a big day,
Speaker 1: and Rachel can't wait to tell Matt that she's so
Speaker 1: sure of things. Chris says, wow, it's amazing we got
Speaker 1: to thirty eight women. Um, but it's he It was
Speaker 1: fascinated to what try watch him try to spin like
Speaker 1: the bones own weekend, like the weekend of like the
Speaker 1: hump Fest weekend of getting to spend time off camera
Speaker 1: to have tough conversations. What do you really believe? Do
Speaker 1: you want kids? Where are you gonna live? Am I
Speaker 1: going to have a job? Later in Anyone, Michelle gets
Speaker 1: the first card. She's excited to go first. Um, and
Speaker 1: before the date, we see Matt saying that it's been
Speaker 1: hard for him and past relationships going deep, that it's
Speaker 1: been hard for him to have the tough conversations and
Speaker 1: to have long term relationships based on his family's past.
Speaker 1: And this is a big day. He's going to face
Speaker 1: his father for the first time on The Bachelor, and yeah,
Speaker 1: now this was hard to watch. I felt badly for
Speaker 1: both of them. I felt badly for the dad who
Speaker 1: thought they were bringing him in just to like cheer
Speaker 1: on his son, to have like good for you. You
Speaker 1: got these like you could see he just showed up
Speaker 1: with innocently thinking it was sort of like hey, cool,
Speaker 1: like how well he did? You're the Bachelor, And you
Speaker 1: could see Matt had a lot to talk to him about.
Speaker 1: There was a lot of unresolved and I just felt
Speaker 1: badly for both of them. So he shows up and
Speaker 1: he's like, um, it's good to see you, and he
Speaker 1: basically Matt wants a lifetime of wants to get some
Speaker 1: answer in like an hour or two conversation, and the
Speaker 1: set of The Bachelor that sort of sets him free
Speaker 1: to get past these blocks that he has because his
Speaker 1: father left, um, his he has a fear of commitment.
Speaker 1: He wants to move forward. He wants to address his demons. So, um,
Speaker 1: before we get started, how did you guys feel just
Speaker 1: going into this rob So with this part in particular? Um,
Speaker 1: I mean, what is that what you're asking? Yeah? Before
Speaker 1: I mean, do you want to hear this? Should we should?
Speaker 1: I read some of the specifics of the actual conversation?
Speaker 1: All right, I'll just okay, I thought about the dad thing. Okay. So,
Speaker 1: so basically the gist of the conversation, he was like,
Speaker 1: the dad comes in sort of hat in hand. He's like,
Speaker 1: it's nice to be here, and and Matt says, it's
Speaker 1: been a minute. He goes, it's been a great minute.
Speaker 1: And he goes, wow, you are doing well. You've always
Speaker 1: done well. I'm not worried about that. And he's like, well,
Speaker 1: I have problems with commitment. And he goes and then
Speaker 1: the dad tries to kind of make it nice. It's like, well,
Speaker 1: I don't see you being able to have problems with
Speaker 1: that that you're gonna be great. So and then the dad.
Speaker 1: So then Matt says, I want a family. I want
Speaker 1: to be a father. Um. He's like, well, you'd be
Speaker 1: a wonderful father. The dad says and he's like, well
Speaker 1: that means. What that means is showing up, having tough
Speaker 1: conversations being there, and he gets more and more emotional,
Speaker 1: and the dad is basically telling him to get over it.
Speaker 1: He's like, you gotta let that go. He's like, well,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna let that go. And I needed you
Speaker 1: weren't there. You weren't there. You weren't there to have
Speaker 1: those conversations. You started other families that affect me. Um.
Speaker 1: I don't need to know where your head was at
Speaker 1: so I don't make the same mistakes. We never had
Speaker 1: this conversation. And then the dad says, we never had
Speaker 1: this conversation. Why don't you come talk to me another time?
Speaker 1: I would have talked to you. I didn't have a
Speaker 1: father either. My father was killed at five. Do you
Speaker 1: know what I went through? Um? And then he was
Speaker 1: I came home one day and your mom was gone. Uh.
Speaker 1: And then he said, well you weren't faithful. He says,
Speaker 1: nobody's perfect. You're not perfect. And uh. He says, this
Speaker 1: is not a celebration. He said, if we wanted to celebrate,
Speaker 1: we would go to Chuck E Cheese. And then eventually
Speaker 1: he came around Matt was talking about his dad would
Speaker 1: come around just drop off shoes. He started crying. He said,
Speaker 1: I don't need shoes, I don't need pizza. I needed Dad.
Speaker 1: And then um, basically eventually there was a hug and
Speaker 1: the dad said, I tried, Matt. I tried. I'm sorry
Speaker 1: that I hurt you so much. I'm sorry. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: work on it to be better and have a healthy relationship.
Speaker 1: I don't like you so far away from me. And
Speaker 1: then they hugged, and then they he gave him a
Speaker 1: little kiss on the cheek. I'm proud of you. I
Speaker 1: love you, dad, and then they did like a little
Speaker 1: thing about beating him at soccer. So it was like
Speaker 1: a pretty intense I felt badly for both of them. Rob,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna start with you. Yeah, so uh same. I
Speaker 1: felt the same way. I definitely uhl when he said
Speaker 1: at the beginning, the dad was like, you're doing great,
Speaker 1: Like looking around the place, like, that's not his place, right?
Speaker 1: That was his house? Was it? That was just the
Speaker 1: hotel room. I mean I think it's where he Yeah,
Speaker 1: he doesn't live in the woods to Pennsylvania. Do you
Speaker 1: love the kitchen? Love when're done with the kitchen. But yeah,
Speaker 1: I felt bad for the dad, you know, flop sweating
Speaker 1: on his head, But um, I just I couldn't help
Speaker 1: but feeling like, first of all, it's one of the
Speaker 1: one of the best scenes of the Batchelor so far
Speaker 1: all year, the real moments. But man, it's just like
Speaker 1: you're having this on National TV. You're having this conversation
Speaker 1: that you and your dad need to have, but it's
Speaker 1: on National TV. It just felt that felt weird to
Speaker 1: me that I don't know that that felt like a
Speaker 1: like a real front dad. But you know, I mean,
Speaker 1: you know, I had a similar situation growing up, so
Speaker 1: like I totally my heart goes out to Matt, But
Speaker 1: like in that moment, I was like, not a National TV.
Speaker 1: Nobody ever says that in this show, no wherever it goes. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but this is all happening in National TV. I know
Speaker 1: I had a similar bad dad and I and I
Speaker 1: understand wanting to get like wanting to be like, well
Speaker 1: maybe now is my I can see the thinking like
Speaker 1: maybe now is my chance of like if I'm gonna
Speaker 1: get it, I'm gonna get it right now. With the
Speaker 1: cameras here like almost the equivalent of like he's got
Speaker 1: to at least I not like just wanting to not
Speaker 1: be doesn't even acknowledge that it happened even, you know,
Speaker 1: like doesn't even acknowledge, you know, but like I watch
Speaker 1: him like he's not gonna give it. But even just
Speaker 1: saying I'm sorry, I was like, well, that's something I guess.
Speaker 1: But this is what the Bachelor does. And Katie was
Speaker 1: saying this earlier. If you have a bad if you
Speaker 1: have a parent that's maybe not you know, Mary Poppins,
Speaker 1: they're gonna find them and they're gonna they're gonna ambush them,
Speaker 1: and they're gonna to came in their face like they
Speaker 1: did a Dean's that's what they do, all right, Gareth,
Speaker 1: what did you think? Yeah? I thought, well, to Rob's
Speaker 1: I think anytime I walk into a hotel Nomina, pretend
Speaker 1: the person lives there. You really landed on your This
Speaker 1: is pretty nice. Nice. He did pretty good. Uma, So
Speaker 1: it seemed like similar units in the building. Am I crazy? Um?
Speaker 1: But I do think it's weird. It's all weird because
Speaker 1: it's weird to go on the Bachelor and then be like,
Speaker 1: oh shoot, I'm getting married engaged in two weeks and
Speaker 1: now I have to resolve my unresolved issues. So there
Speaker 1: is that. I too had a very similar situation growing up.
Speaker 1: So I was watching it going like, I mean, it's fine,
Speaker 1: it is whatever, but what should I think The whole
Speaker 1: scene would have been helped by a rose. If Matt
Speaker 1: had a rose to give to his father, then it's
Speaker 1: more on brand, you know, and then he gets it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but yeah, it was really weird, and it was weird
Speaker 1: how often Matt was beating the drum after the dad
Speaker 1: was probably like, I'm gonna get that scene. I'll watch
Speaker 1: it later. And then it was just like every time
Speaker 1: Matt was on a day and he's like, you know,
Speaker 1: my dad's a jerke off and I'm not that I'm
Speaker 1: anything but that I'm not Doug. Is it flour out
Speaker 1: of four bad dad's make entertaining children? Do you have
Speaker 1: a bad dad? Dog? No, my dad was cool, but
Speaker 1: he should um okay, well well that's cool. Do you
Speaker 1: have a bad mom? Who's a bad parent? Who's who's
Speaker 1: he just should have done that? Do not disturb door?
Speaker 1: Close with bad in the room, like like like it
Speaker 1: was a you know, roance situation. Early when people are
Speaker 1: about to bone is the only time you could tell
Speaker 1: the cameras to go away. We had sex with my dad,
Speaker 1: so I'll leave us alone. I just kept expecting. I
Speaker 1: was I was think what he kept saying, he was
Speaker 1: an imperfect man. I was hoping that was Chris Harrison's
Speaker 1: cue to step in and you know, yeah, we're all
Speaker 1: imperfect men, and you know, and maybe remind him that
Speaker 1: he's got a rose ceremony coming up, because that seems
Speaker 1: to be Chris Harrison's whole job at this point. I
Speaker 1: think they've got him back so much, and he just
Speaker 1: is there. He's almost like an alarm on your phone.
Speaker 1: But this film dollars doing it. This was filmed before
Speaker 1: he was in trouble, and it's still an alarm on
Speaker 1: the film. Weird things and and it was funny with
Speaker 1: a three person rose ceremony. I was laughing to myself
Speaker 1: that what if Chris walked in and there's only two
Speaker 1: roses to begin with? What if you walked in after
Speaker 1: what I went, there's only one left the last rows,
Speaker 1: Like we all know, Chris, there's only two thanks crash
Speaker 1: down to the final It is weird every time he
Speaker 1: comes in. It's it's made more awkward by the news
Speaker 1: that's happening now. It's almost like a lot it is.
Speaker 1: It's all I can think is like, is it bades
Speaker 1: and a bad look in t Like, like it's Dr Banana?
Speaker 1: What did you think watching this? Dr Branana? You have
Speaker 1: a complicated dad? Is that correct? Yeah? I have a
Speaker 1: dad who would have slapped the ship on me out
Speaker 1: of me on national television if I pulled this shit.
Speaker 1: But also, it is so fascinating to watch The Bachelor,
Speaker 1: the series fumble every like everything when it comes to race. Yes,
Speaker 1: you think, like it is so like so many stupid
Speaker 1: companies put out those you know, like we believe, we
Speaker 1: believe black lives matter, Like it is so easy to
Speaker 1: even just pretend to know what to funk to do.
Speaker 1: It's like the Royal family and the Bachelor producers didn't
Speaker 1: get the training. Yeah, so they're like boon. Now there's
Speaker 1: a stereotype about black fathers being m I A should
Speaker 1: we use that as a plot point on this show? Yes,
Speaker 1: let's do it. Let's drag this poor man in and
Speaker 1: make Matt clearly who's uncomfortable, confront him about an issue
Speaker 1: that should have been discussed with a therapist or a
Speaker 1: mediator or someone to like help them break it down,
Speaker 1: and not a television not a producer on a TV crew.
Speaker 1: And then let's exploit this situation and just use it
Speaker 1: as a TV plot point that honestly has zero context.
Speaker 1: I don't know anything about his dad. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I barely know anything about Matt. What all of a
Speaker 1: sudden you need your dad's approval because you're on TV.
Speaker 1: It's like, what are you twenty eight? Like I don't
Speaker 1: understand why this was the moment, Like you guys were saying,
Speaker 1: like this is not the place to have this conversation. Also,
Speaker 1: what makes you think your dad is going to be
Speaker 1: okay with this? Once his airs and he's portrayed as
Speaker 1: like a real shitty father, which he is, but like
Speaker 1: that's those are his feelings. You just completely disregarded. And
Speaker 1: now he has to watch that, your whole family sees that,
Speaker 1: his friends see that. It's like I don't, I don't.
Speaker 1: I think then sucked up his relationship up with his
Speaker 1: father more now because of this, there's a real gutcha
Speaker 1: quality to when they deal with the families. There's a
Speaker 1: real like it's not idelicate, it's always a very heavy
Speaker 1: handed you know, they don't. It's never for the benefit
Speaker 1: of the person that detriment. I mean that he's certainly
Speaker 1: like it was painful to watch the father clam on
Speaker 1: like finally realized what the hell was going on. He
Speaker 1: was just there, you know. Yeah, It's like it's like
Speaker 1: in the what's that movie The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo,
Speaker 1: when the guys all of a sudden like, oh ship,
Speaker 1: I'm in the wrong basement at the wrong time. Like
Speaker 1: the dad was just kind of like, oh no, this, Yeah,
Speaker 1: he innocently Now again I'm not saying he was great,
Speaker 1: but like innocently walking in trying to show up for
Speaker 1: his son at this but like trying to like do
Speaker 1: like show up and be supportive. And there's it's like,
Speaker 1: I'm not saying wasn't good for Matt to have this conversation.
Speaker 1: I think he should have this conversation. But but but
Speaker 1: maybe certainly with this show that has proved to not
Speaker 1: have his back, these are not the people to facilitate
Speaker 1: this conversation in a way. So overall we all thought
Speaker 1: it was Chris Chris. Chris Harrison views it as a
Speaker 1: father's son relationship from yes, Yes, when million people went
Speaker 1: to antebellum parties and had a great and had a
Speaker 1: great time. Yes, um okay. So then so then the
Speaker 1: dad goes. So he feels shaken, he feels satisfied. It
Speaker 1: was the best conversation he had with his dad. But
Speaker 1: he's but he's in kind of a raw mood going
Speaker 1: into Fantasy Sweets Week. First up, we have Michelle and
Speaker 1: it's a spa day and they're going to a traditional
Speaker 1: Pennsylvania duck spa and they walk into this room has
Speaker 1: a milk bath, a bear and a tub of oatmeal,
Speaker 1: and a and a bull of butter. And I thought,
Speaker 1: what happened to that lady that massage Tyler? Like they
Speaker 1: had a massuse on deck? Like why did they get
Speaker 1: a room like a panic room filled with butter? Does
Speaker 1: that strike you as weird? What did you think of
Speaker 1: the buttery panic room? What did you were you thinking
Speaker 1: of Tyler getting massaged? Uh? You know, it's just this,
Speaker 1: It's the same thing I always say, Uh that they
Speaker 1: gave them such a that's such a sex date. That's
Speaker 1: not a discuss our future date. That's a sex date.
Speaker 1: That's a sex date. Yeah, you know, sticks of butter,
Speaker 1: that's a that's a first sex day, everybody puts lots
Speaker 1: of sticks of butter. They really, you know, they really
Speaker 1: go for it. And then they eventually closed the door,
Speaker 1: like they're covered in butter and we're touching each other everywhere,
Speaker 1: and they go, let's close the door. I mean, I
Speaker 1: have to say watching that, like they had to really
Speaker 1: just dive in, like first things first, we cover one
Speaker 1: another and butter. I wanted someone to come up with
Speaker 1: an explanation. Show me the Pennsylvania Dutch person who says,
Speaker 1: this is what this is butter actually, and what better
Speaker 1: way to wash up better than a bowl of milk?
Speaker 1: I glad the word a bunch of feral cats in
Speaker 1: the area, because that was a real feast for them.
Speaker 1: And like the feet and the oatmeal, I mean they definitely,
Speaker 1: they definitely it felt like they had sexual chemistry just
Speaker 1: in that they just like dove in and put butter all.
Speaker 1: I mean, they went for it, but but that you
Speaker 1: don't have to be pretty comfortable with a person to
Speaker 1: just go in and start smearing each other with sticks
Speaker 1: of butter. Gareth, what did you think of that? Matt
Speaker 1: also tasted the oatmeal after his were in gauce. After
Speaker 1: the feet were submerged. That's enough to just I don't know,
Speaker 1: you know what you're supposed to do in there, but
Speaker 1: I don't think it's eat the foot meal. Um. But
Speaker 1: I also yeah, right, okay, right, it's like as I
Speaker 1: socially distanced. Um, but I mean yeah, like it is
Speaker 1: so I mean butter, while it's weird, like at home,
Speaker 1: I would be more concerned about like where will the
Speaker 1: butter be, Like we need to lay down tarps and stuff.
Speaker 1: If you're just in you know, a cabin shanty, then yeah,
Speaker 1: then that is very like that's a very erotic scenario
Speaker 1: the butter, you know. And it was interesting that they
Speaker 1: went right from butter to let's shut the door. It
Speaker 1: seems like the right. I mean even the term traditional
Speaker 1: Pennsylvania Dutch spa sounds like a sexual position. Yes, Rob,
Speaker 1: what are you thinking with the with the butter and
Speaker 1: the Dutch spa? I just I need more, I need
Speaker 1: more information. Why is this good? In what world? Is
Speaker 1: butter a good thing for the skin with milk? They
Speaker 1: did both look they're they were both like, oh look
Speaker 1: at that. I was like, okay, things are like it
Speaker 1: actually felt like real chemistry, like they are covering each
Speaker 1: other butter, like okay, and it looked slippery, you know,
Speaker 1: it looked it looked kind of like like once, I
Speaker 1: guess you give in and you're just covered in but
Speaker 1: I guess I'd rather be covered in butter than when
Speaker 1: they do the weird like body paint challenge or honey
Speaker 1: or something like that. Doug, I see your hand. You
Speaker 1: think that Bris and uh Rachel would have just jumped
Speaker 1: up on a table and their underwear it started spreading
Speaker 1: butter all over Like would they have been as into it?
Speaker 1: That's a good question. I think all three of them would,
Speaker 1: but only just because they want to do whatever that's
Speaker 1: they're being asked to do. I mean they also might
Speaker 1: be super attracted to Matt and like, okay, great, let's
Speaker 1: is this is the entree to the evening, Like you know,
Speaker 1: they've been super attracted to this person and it's been
Speaker 1: like two months and and I don't know, Dr Branana,
Speaker 1: what do you think do you think Brie and and
Speaker 1: Rachel would have jumped up and dot been right in
Speaker 1: that butter? I think, uh brief for sure? What she
Speaker 1: seems down. I mean she's downs to you know, have
Speaker 1: fun and do weird things with I mean, I think
Speaker 1: it's like they'll do anything Matt tells them to do,
Speaker 1: to be like, we're doing this, Rachel. I don't remember
Speaker 1: the gal with the yoga who didn't did it but
Speaker 1: didn't like it at all. Yeah, yeah, Serena. I probably
Speaker 1: I would have done it, but I would not have
Speaker 1: been too into it because it feels it just felt sticky,
Speaker 1: like it was just kind of like, is this like
Speaker 1: give like whoever said like, actually tell me if this
Speaker 1: has any good like quality. Cannibal was driving by too excited.
Speaker 1: So then they have a date and uh, and she
Speaker 1: would saying, you know, you were one relaxed and you
Speaker 1: were comfortable around my family. I thought they had a
Speaker 1: great date. You know, her family is just fantastic. She there,
Speaker 1: she was saying how her parents talk everything through, how
Speaker 1: they giggle, And I thought her point of it's easy
Speaker 1: to fall in love, it's easy to sort of be
Speaker 1: newly in love, but to stay in love. How this
Speaker 1: is again one of the most real conversations I've seen.
Speaker 1: How do you plan to stay in love? Like doing
Speaker 1: the small thing for each other? Um, and they were
Speaker 1: at dinner and she's and she says, I hope you
Speaker 1: know you can talk to me. You mean a lot
Speaker 1: to me, and talking about his family, asking him, and
Speaker 1: he goes, why am I solo? I have insecurities my
Speaker 1: mom and my dad. There's a distrust and an unfaithfulness.
Speaker 1: My dad hurt my mom, and I want to be
Speaker 1: the man that he wasn't the beginning of him reiterating
Speaker 1: to everyone that he's not that, and then um, yeah,
Speaker 1: she said, you bring just as much to the table.
Speaker 1: You are an example of love. And then she said,
Speaker 1: I know what I feel in my heart. I look
Speaker 1: at you as my person and I would love to
Speaker 1: take the time with you. I love you, Matt, and
Speaker 1: I think he was like, thank you for that. The
Speaker 1: only person he replies to is Rachel, like, I'm in
Speaker 1: love with you two. She's great. Michelle is great, great,
Speaker 1: She's obviously you know. I think she's the right choice.
Speaker 1: I don't know if he goes with her, but she's
Speaker 1: the right choice. And he will never make the right choice.
Speaker 1: They always go for the sexy choice, the sexy, slightly
Speaker 1: racist choice. They always go for the sexiest, always sexy,
Speaker 1: slightly racist choice. Doug, you're leaning dr Captain when you're
Speaker 1: leading forward, I would just you know, say, when they
Speaker 1: were whenever they were all three together, the women last side,
Speaker 1: I was just like they also they look different from
Speaker 1: each other, but they all have a you know, kind
Speaker 1: of same level of beauty. Oh there his batchel of women.
Speaker 1: They were gorgeous, gorgeous contestants to share. Um, Gareth, what
Speaker 1: did you think of his date with Michelle? I thought
Speaker 1: a very good date. I felt like I was on it.
Speaker 1: I was fully engaged as well and listening. But it
Speaker 1: felt to me like he was, like, if you think
Speaker 1: about like as a closing argument, which it kind of is,
Speaker 1: I was like, she's just made such a good case,
Speaker 1: Like everything she said made sense. It seemed like it
Speaker 1: resonated with him, even after he was done tossing his
Speaker 1: father under the bus. Um. It was like, I don't know,
Speaker 1: I was and I felt like I might be wrong.
Speaker 1: I probably am, But I felt like he was trying
Speaker 1: to hold back showing how much he likes her gamesmanship,
Speaker 1: maybe for the good of the show, because I felt
Speaker 1: like I do feel like he really likes her. And um,
Speaker 1: and yeah, I mean they had a better date. When
Speaker 1: you said, when she said you're my person, Gareth, did
Speaker 1: you feel like she was your person? Like when you
Speaker 1: were on that date with her last night, did you
Speaker 1: want to say? Did you want to say it back?
Speaker 1: I did say it back because my head was pressed
Speaker 1: so closely against the television that I was like she
Speaker 1: saying it to us, you know what I mean? Like
Speaker 1: Matt and I are in this and we know what
Speaker 1: we want and who we want and how to be
Speaker 1: better than our fathers together. Did you want did you
Speaker 1: want Michelle? Of the three? Were you like, give me
Speaker 1: Michelle's the one that's who we want to give the
Speaker 1: final ring to. Okay, Rob? Did you did you also
Speaker 1: think she's your one? Or I did? I did the
Speaker 1: same thing. I pressed my face up against but she
Speaker 1: walked away. You saw the grain in my beard, and
Speaker 1: she's like, well he's too old. Um he could be
Speaker 1: my father. Um No, but she I think she's lovely.
Speaker 1: She's a teacher, She's lovely. She was the only one
Speaker 1: that got that morning after like, hey Michelle, blow kiss
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Yes, Dr B. Did you
Speaker 1: feel the sexual heat with them? Did you feel that
Speaker 1: he wanted to say it back? What did you feel?
Speaker 1: I don't know if you want to sit back, but
Speaker 1: there's definitely something that they I think they are, in
Speaker 1: my mind, the most perfect together at this point. They
Speaker 1: never picked the most, but they never picked the most
Speaker 1: or we're gonna take a quick break and we'll be
Speaker 1: right back with Bray. What is your fantasy you, Adam,
Speaker 1: We're back with Bree Okay. So meanwhile, back at the
Speaker 1: Knemicolon Ranch, Rachel's freaking out as if she's never seen
Speaker 1: this show before. That's the deal. You make it this far,
Speaker 1: They're gonna go to the bone Zone with two other people.
Speaker 1: That's what you signed up for. It sucks, but that's
Speaker 1: the name of the game. So she was like, oh
Speaker 1: my god. All night while it was happening, She's like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, oh my god, I'm freaking out. They're
Speaker 1: getting ready to do this one night together. It's actually
Speaker 1: like happening. I am in love with Matt and he
Speaker 1: is with and I loved the inter cutting, so Matt
Speaker 1: with I will. To Doug's point, they did get the
Speaker 1: sexy date, but they got a very standard hotel room.
Speaker 1: They got a very standard It was fine. It was
Speaker 1: like a fine Sheridan. So but I did enjoy the
Speaker 1: inner cutting between them, like stripping each other off on
Speaker 1: the bed and Rachel being like it's happenings with another
Speaker 1: woman right now, and they're like, oh, yes, that's right.
Speaker 1: She's speaking with her like it is freaking out, like
Speaker 1: my heart is going to explode, and they're like, who
Speaker 1: is it? I'm gonna explode, just like the intercutting was
Speaker 1: just like, don't mean that's your doctorate? Anna and Bachelor producing?
Speaker 1: Would you say that that was a well done edit? Yeah? Great,
Speaker 1: juxtaposition great. She was like, I literally got nausea's last
Speaker 1: night thinking of him being in bed with someone else.
Speaker 1: It's very fun to torture the front runner to put
Speaker 1: her last, delicate young racist front runner to put her last.
Speaker 1: She's she's hanging on by a thread. So then Michelle
Speaker 1: walks in so relaxed, looking just the most chilled, like
Speaker 1: she had a great night. It's so relaxed. How are
Speaker 1: you so it looks like you're hurting it's morning. Hey,
Speaker 1: hey guys, how are you so much? Oat me on
Speaker 1: my shoes? And then she's like it was Pennsylvania dutche
Speaker 1: like she had to tell them that it wasn't normal.
Speaker 1: You can see them, she could take in that. Even
Speaker 1: Bree was a little bummed out, so you could see
Speaker 1: her tried to downplay, like, you know, it was Pennsylvania,
Speaker 1: dutche spin. It was weird and that's why we covered
Speaker 1: each other with butter. I don't even know. That might
Speaker 1: have just been there from the last people that were there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that might not have been part of the spa. So
Speaker 1: Brie Brie. Brie even starts freaking out. She's like, I'm
Speaker 1: having a tug of war. I'm excited, but I'm frustrated.
Speaker 1: I'm frustrated with Matt. There's a battle. I'm jealous, I'm excited,
Speaker 1: I love off, but I got the last rose last time.
Speaker 1: So um So to Doug's point, you know, our sweet,
Speaker 1: wonderful Michelle got a stick up water and they're like,
Speaker 1: here's a giant backpack for the world's smallest bachelor contestant
Speaker 1: to put on this enormous backpack. We don't need two
Speaker 1: of them. Let him carry the backpack. She didn't need
Speaker 1: to carry a backpack in the woods. It's the prop.
Speaker 1: She always gets these terrible outdoor dates that she doesn't
Speaker 1: want to do. And so then they're pitching a tent.
Speaker 1: He made a joke about I could pinch a tent.
Speaker 1: You know, I could pitch a ted, I could you know,
Speaker 1: and she's like, oh, could you get it up? He
Speaker 1: was like, I could get it up. And then um,
Speaker 1: she goes, I want you to be comfortable. It's going
Speaker 1: to be a long night. And um she's like, you
Speaker 1: know what, I have to be honest this morning that
Speaker 1: it hit hard, you know. And then he goes, well,
Speaker 1: I'm glad to hear you say that because I when
Speaker 1: I met your family and meeting the other Brie and
Speaker 1: your mom, and she was like you weren't intimidated by
Speaker 1: your mom? Was like, no, I have all this stuff
Speaker 1: I want to talk to Brie about. Um. So then
Speaker 1: they showed up at dinner. She looked so pretty. She's
Speaker 1: so pretty. I know she's Anna's queen. She's Anna's number one.
Speaker 1: No Rainschell fallen Bree with her sweet sweet Queen Bree. Um,
Speaker 1: both of them have moms who sacrifice things. And she
Speaker 1: was like, well, there's an engagement coming up. I want
Speaker 1: to know where your head is at. Um. He's like, well,
Speaker 1: things in my life have held me back. Um, so
Speaker 1: I needed to look at what is a long term
Speaker 1: commitment to look like. I need to know that I
Speaker 1: will never be like my dad. Um. We both have
Speaker 1: stray relationship with our dad, and I don't want that
Speaker 1: to be part of the journey. I just wanted to
Speaker 1: know that who I've become, I'm still okay. So now
Speaker 1: I have a might have a relationship with him, and
Speaker 1: she goes, I am so in love with you, and
Speaker 1: he replied, Oh, that means the world to me. She says,
Speaker 1: you can understand me, and then they went to would
Speaker 1: have been my pick forgetting at it on television? I
Speaker 1: would have picked the log cabin bedroom that Bree got.
Speaker 1: Loved it, loved the boom, she the glamping theme, and
Speaker 1: she goes, I want him to think he's waking up
Speaker 1: with his wife. And so she was excited and they
Speaker 1: woke up and whispered, and she goes, I think I
Speaker 1: got used to that. So I think she would have
Speaker 1: definitely played with the butter. There's the date. I'm going
Speaker 1: to throw it out. Who wants to take it first?
Speaker 1: We're gonna go with her. What is it? What is
Speaker 1: your new title? You are the dead your first officer?
Speaker 1: Your first all right? I downgraded myself. Do you want
Speaker 1: to be the decade shame? Okay? You know my yachting
Speaker 1: fetishes to be shaved all right, the bat the William
Speaker 1: Septs Rose deckhand. Gareth Reynolds, what did you think of
Speaker 1: this whole date? Yeah, I meant in the woods you
Speaker 1: could take it to the cabin, but just it was bullshit,
Speaker 1: Like the whole the premise of making her pitch attempt
Speaker 1: for nothing was just kind of like ship So that
Speaker 1: felt shitty. It definitely feels like to what Doug was saying, like,
Speaker 1: you know, the situation is conducive to the energy to
Speaker 1: some extent, and that was just kind of like a
Speaker 1: waste in a way. So just sort of a weird curveball.
Speaker 1: And then yeah, I think I was feeling what you
Speaker 1: were sort of insinuating, Arden is that you know, he
Speaker 1: was he was the responses here was giving were responses
Speaker 1: you give to someone who you are not in love with,
Speaker 1: and so he's expressed so much more to other people.
Speaker 1: So it does it did feel like a little arbitrary
Speaker 1: in a way. But I do think she, I mean, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean she to me is like the prettiest of them. Um,
Speaker 1: great Bael. Yeah, but I was not feeling like he
Speaker 1: was feeling it. But I also felt like, you know,
Speaker 1: they were a little hamstrung by the situation. Um, captain,
Speaker 1: you're leaning forward. He means business. I know, captain, you
Speaker 1: seem like you mean business. What what do you need
Speaker 1: to get off your I'm just leaning forward because I'm
Speaker 1: about to fall over. Uh, I just think that I
Speaker 1: don't Here's the other thing I don't get. If they
Speaker 1: want to win this thing, why don't they come back
Speaker 1: from these dates and tell the other girls, like really
Speaker 1: tell them way too much, Like why don't they really
Speaker 1: give them some dirt so that they have to really
Speaker 1: think about what happened? Instead of over people be like, well,
Speaker 1: we had a great night, we got really intimate, it
Speaker 1: was hot, we had a great time. We've slathered each
Speaker 1: other in butter. Yeah, they're always just like kind of
Speaker 1: like a you know, cute see like I did I
Speaker 1: have did something with Matt. But they don't, you know,
Speaker 1: they don't really take Because I think that Rachel could
Speaker 1: have been I think she could have been driven out
Speaker 1: of there by her own thoughts more to worry about
Speaker 1: she was. He wouldn't have let her though. He wouldn't
Speaker 1: have let mr. Don't let him go until you've got
Speaker 1: to you know, you're doing a game show and you
Speaker 1: have to let him go, then he's all right with it.
Speaker 1: But no, if it's their idea to leave, he is not.
Speaker 1: He's not having that, and he likes her the most
Speaker 1: Robbie b Bachelor of the Year. What do you think? So?
Speaker 1: First of all, every time he says, you know, repeats
Speaker 1: the story about his dad, I kind of want to
Speaker 1: cut to his dad, you know what I mean. Telling
Speaker 1: her friend it went really well. I really feel like
Speaker 1: we made some ground and um, we just haven't one
Speaker 1: table over, so I'm right, I'm right here. I apologized,
Speaker 1: all right, Um, yeah, she didn't have the best day date,
Speaker 1: but at night it seemed. Now here's my question for
Speaker 1: the room. Is he's very very religious. We've established this.
Speaker 1: Is he boning? Yeah, oh, Katie, Katie and Nanna, I like,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna let the bone the bon or experts, Katie.
Speaker 1: I think so. I think I think he's just based
Speaker 1: on how they were in the morning and I feel
Speaker 1: like he was boning his way around Manhattan before. Yeah. No,
Speaker 1: I think I think he's religious, but I think he's
Speaker 1: like coolest sex. He just seems like it. I'm that now. Yeah, Okay,
Speaker 1: Dr Banana, you think they were getting at it. I yeah,
Speaker 1: he seems like the kind of guy who's like, well,
Speaker 1: why wouldn't I, you know, and why wouldn't he to be?
Speaker 1: Why not? And also the way Brie was acting next morning,
Speaker 1: like yeah, it was perfect. So Brie, Brie at she
Speaker 1: got dicked down, You're like, oh, yeah, did you just
Speaker 1: say she got dicked down? She got she had dicked down,
Speaker 1: and then she got dicked down and then stumbled. Both
Speaker 1: she and Michelle got dicked down and then stumbled back
Speaker 1: to see the front runner racist or it was just
Speaker 1: hanging on by a thread to have these two gals
Speaker 1: dick down, come stumble it into the num. I'll dick
Speaker 1: out locking homewn. Why does he get tired staying up
Speaker 1: all night three nights in a row. I was wondering
Speaker 1: if it's back to back wash off that dick down, Like,
Speaker 1: I don't want to be number three three nights in
Speaker 1: a row. I'm sorry, I don't care who it is.
Speaker 1: I like myself enough to not want to be number
Speaker 1: three dick down in a row. Well, first of all,
Speaker 1: they have to give women a couple of nights in between.
Speaker 1: That would just be very uncomfortable. I can't even that.
Speaker 1: You just couldn't. But I think they give us. I
Speaker 1: think they give the guy at least a night or
Speaker 1: a day in between, because he would be tired, because
Speaker 1: give yourself a bull. I mean they're staying up late
Speaker 1: and talking like even not the fucking just like the
Speaker 1: actual staying up late. I mean, he would probably be
Speaker 1: pretty tired. So I feel like they give them at
Speaker 1: least a day. But the women, I hope they give
Speaker 1: like a couple of days. Oh my god, that would
Speaker 1: be disgusting on my on my equivalent of that night,
Speaker 1: we like at nine o'clock, we'd read a book us.
Speaker 1: By the way, I hate my father. Excuse us. Then
Speaker 1: that's why I'm on a dating show. That's what the
Speaker 1: sign says, my father. I'm not my father. Okay, any
Speaker 1: further things on Brie or Michelle before we move on
Speaker 1: to Rachel. Doug you're leaning for do you have anything
Speaker 1: else you need to say? I'm good, Thank you very much.
Speaker 1: Dr b Do you have anything else you want to say?
Speaker 1: And your queen Brie? No? No, no, okay, great, all right,
Speaker 1: So here we go. Rachel is crying and incomes uh
Speaker 1: In stumbles in stumbles Dick down bridge and somebody goes
Speaker 1: with last night, what you expected, and she goes, it
Speaker 1: was everything I expected and a little bit more. And
Speaker 1: then she goes, I really got to know intimate parts
Speaker 1: about him. So she kind of did Doug. She kind
Speaker 1: of did say I gotta digged down. I don't think
Speaker 1: she did. She could have thrown some stuff in there
Speaker 1: that would be a little bit more. She definitely played
Speaker 1: up the corny or parts of it, like having to
Speaker 1: make a tent and uh, she said, I got to
Speaker 1: know really intimate parts about him. That's it's almost better
Speaker 1: to not get specific because then your mind get really
Speaker 1: I saw his pant Okay, So then Rachel says I
Speaker 1: don't want to see her, and she's crying and she's
Speaker 1: freaking out because I know this is love. Um. So
Speaker 1: then it's Rachel's day and he's so peppy for it.
Speaker 1: He is like bouncing around his little house that his
Speaker 1: dad loved a Nemico and and in Rachel pouts sort
Speaker 1: of stomping in in the world's craziest shirt. Okay she
Speaker 1: was wearing. First of all, she's stunning. Let's just start
Speaker 1: with she's stunning. So it's like she still looks good
Speaker 1: no matter what I'm, you know, in in a beauty contest.
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm I'm not saying that she's not gonna
Speaker 1: beat everybody. I know. I mean, she's stunning, but she
Speaker 1: stomps off all depressed, looking in this crazy shirt that
Speaker 1: has like a belly button belly keyhole, like a keel
Speaker 1: button area, and Katie is leaving forward, and Katie talked
Speaker 1: to me, Uh, I was gonna say how it looked
Speaker 1: like something that my friends would have bought from like
Speaker 1: two one from wet Seal. Yeah, and she's got like
Speaker 1: this sort of big, blousy like Jean. It was just
Speaker 1: like my friends, like, that's the deal. If this was
Speaker 1: normal life. You have a point. You've got a great point.
Speaker 1: But that's being at the beginning of Pretty Woman. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: I genuinely thought she was going to be like, I
Speaker 1: can't do this, Like I thought. The vibe was very
Speaker 1: much like I've given up. I mean that runs does
Speaker 1: the leg rab Yeah, you're I agree with you, because
Speaker 1: we also saw a preview of him saying you can't leave.
Speaker 1: It's like, well, clearly this her shuffling up in this
Speaker 1: weird outfit, is her about to like break up with it?
Speaker 1: And so she's like, so then she's I wrote down
Speaker 1: she's a drip and a bad shirt, and then she's
Speaker 1: super drippy and she goes to do pottery. They said
Speaker 1: they set up this ghost date for the gen zeers
Speaker 1: out there, do yourself a favor early WHOOPI Goldberg, excuse me? What?
Speaker 1: She want an oscar for it? It was so good,
Speaker 1: Patrick Swayze ghost, Demi Moore teriff Um. So they go
Speaker 1: to do sexy pottery and she's like in a cranky,
Speaker 1: bad mood. And this woman's like, good morning, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: I'm gonna teach you pottery. And she's like the thought
Speaker 1: of him with two other women intimate make me I'm bearable.
Speaker 1: I'm bearable. Picturing you being intimate with the their people
Speaker 1: just got in my head, like she couldn't even just
Speaker 1: like I don't even know. I'm so freaking bad at
Speaker 1: making pots. Just sucks. My pots sucks. I'm I gotta
Speaker 1: talk to you. She's like a pouty thirteen And I
Speaker 1: was like, let mean pottery can She just like it's inarable,
Speaker 1: like you can't. Let just in my head and he's like,
Speaker 1: today's your day, No, pretty princess, is your day, was
Speaker 1: your day, and then he keeps going back to like
Speaker 1: the most romantic moment was when she faced planted hitting
Speaker 1: the ground on that Parash was like when you hit
Speaker 1: that ground, which was horrible. Yeah, And I can't believe
Speaker 1: he strapped her to a child and threw out of
Speaker 1: the plane. The close up of that child, but they
Speaker 1: of the plane be a new element on the Bachelor?
Speaker 1: Is that the one he likes the most. They should
Speaker 1: get almost They should try to almost kill her and
Speaker 1: then his reaction if he feels bad, then that's the
Speaker 1: one to say how much he missed her. She was
Speaker 1: gone when she almost died. I think you should always
Speaker 1: be that entrance fault. Yeah, and I should always bring
Speaker 1: him back for sure. It took them like maybe that's
Speaker 1: what got him over his intimacy issues. Was like getting
Speaker 1: her thrown face first, like Adam a plane. I saw
Speaker 1: you land face first from a plane. I was like,
Speaker 1: I like her, I told her down. I still can't
Speaker 1: even do I still get my soda. Did the photos
Speaker 1: of that kid that boy that photo which we put
Speaker 1: on our which we put on our Instagram. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: see if I could put it was so in that child.
Speaker 1: I go back to class. Now do you have the
Speaker 1: picture that we put up of that guy? It was
Speaker 1: so insane anyway, So then he goes, he goes, when
Speaker 1: you hit that ground, I thought, what would life be
Speaker 1: like without Rachel? And then he goes, she goes, I'm
Speaker 1: falling in love with you. I'm falling head over heels
Speaker 1: in love with you. I'm completely in love with you.
Speaker 1: And he goes, I'm falling in love with you too.
Speaker 1: I'm like, to you, do You're not supposed to say
Speaker 1: that as the name of the game. You don't say that.
Speaker 1: And then they go for a classic night of boning
Speaker 1: at Mallard's landing. Yeah, I was like, what you say
Speaker 1: before you enter? Really for the Mallard to land the
Speaker 1: Mallard's Landing. This is the kid, this is the boy.
Speaker 1: Look how young that kid was. He's like eight. He
Speaker 1: doesn't even have a peach fuzz. What is the Bachelor?
Speaker 1: And he put a cool guy team Glass to make
Speaker 1: a wish kid in his dream play with the beautiful princess.
Speaker 1: I want to kill the front runner of the Bachelor.
Speaker 1: I want to go the same time. So then so
Speaker 1: then they go to Mallard's landing. She's who I'm nervous
Speaker 1: or gonna be gonna be intimate. And then um, she goes,
Speaker 1: have you had worries or insecurities? And he says, well,
Speaker 1: I was raised with no dad and I've been holding back.
Speaker 1: But um, and I can I just things that I
Speaker 1: want to do. Um, I am nothing like my dad.
Speaker 1: Three out of three at the trifecta Dad, they pano,
Speaker 1: like I thought we had a nice He goes, so
Speaker 1: then she actually had a good reply. I have to say.
Speaker 1: I have to say. She was like, I know you
Speaker 1: would never walk away from your family, Like I know
Speaker 1: that this is not what you wished for, but I
Speaker 1: think it made you the man that you are. And
Speaker 1: he goes, Rachel, he has no game. You are all
Speaker 1: that I think about. And then she goes, all I
Speaker 1: think about is you is our future together. I'm completely
Speaker 1: ready for that. I am completely ready to take out
Speaker 1: a life with you. And to celebrate that, he kissed
Speaker 1: her with eyes wide, oh the whitest, and then he goes, um,
Speaker 1: I'm here for Rachel. And then they look out and
Speaker 1: she was the only one who got fired, and then um,
Speaker 1: and then she goes in for the kill. And then
Speaker 1: she goes into the kill. She just she trips him
Speaker 1: and pushes him on that bed. Yes, she tripped him.
Speaker 1: She pushed him on the bed. And they're going to
Speaker 1: get at it. They're gonna and she wore the dress
Speaker 1: that he smart, smart, that they pretty woman. That that mall.
Speaker 1: But we're gonna take a quick break and when we're
Speaker 1: gonna come back, we're gonna talk about this date and
Speaker 1: then we're gonna do our Twitter the week. It's the
Speaker 1: fantasy sweet time. What does your fantasy television? And we're back. Okay, So,
Speaker 1: so what did you think overall the Rachel date. We're
Speaker 1: gonna talk about drip pottery, powdy pottery into I'm not
Speaker 1: my dad, into sexy red dress that he pretty women
Speaker 1: for her into like getting at it on the rob
Speaker 1: I see your hand up first. Okay, First of all,
Speaker 1: in the pottery, um, I appreciated that somebody from props,
Speaker 1: I guess through clay on their faces to make it
Speaker 1: look like they're going at it. There's no way that
Speaker 1: he realistically had clay on his forehead like that. That
Speaker 1: was she had a little in her hair. Yeah. Also,
Speaker 1: they went back. They also went back after they had her,
Speaker 1: like and they're like now we can really make it.
Speaker 1: And then they really got ghosts just like ghost Yeah,
Speaker 1: but still there's no way that it got up there.
Speaker 1: They now. My favorite shot of that is when she
Speaker 1: was like, can I talk to you for a minute,
Speaker 1: when she had her like meltdown, like she couldn't do
Speaker 1: the pottery, the shot of the poor woman. This is
Speaker 1: her big moment, this poor pottery woman, and she was
Speaker 1: like she had kind of a thing acclaim. She's just
Speaker 1: kind of clapping it like we gout of here, like
Speaker 1: there's just her students are abandoning her said nothing killed.
Speaker 1: There's nothing more awkward than to be the person there
Speaker 1: to instruct people who are either fighting or like completely
Speaker 1: dry hopping in front of you, and you're the other
Speaker 1: one in the room and could give a shit about
Speaker 1: making a pot. They don't want to make a pot,
Speaker 1: they don't want to make up. And then later on
Speaker 1: with his I'm not my dad, I'm gonna band, I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna be in my family, bone Zone City, I'm
Speaker 1: in love with you two Bob, she did you and
Speaker 1: then she just at that like what I said early,
Speaker 1: she's I feel like she's going in for the kill.
Speaker 1: Then she was like, I will I'm gonna screw you
Speaker 1: world tonight. You're gonna get Lady dick down. I think
Speaker 1: dick down needs to be in the name of this episode.
Speaker 1: So dickdown is so good. What's the lady version of
Speaker 1: dick down? He he totly got badged up? Okay, all right? Um,
Speaker 1: dead cand dead candy with your badged up? What did
Speaker 1: you think? You say? We got a pouty teenager showing
Speaker 1: shocking this. We've got the ghost seat you could take
Speaker 1: us from beginning to take your time and enjoy yourself
Speaker 1: on your date, right. I know you were also on
Speaker 1: the date with this racist what did you think? And
Speaker 1: my heart was with Michelle, but I was still on it. Um,
Speaker 1: I uh yeah. I mean there's probably some weird mental
Speaker 1: gamesmanship advantage to entering one of these dates with Matt
Speaker 1: with complications and like stress, because everything is so charmed
Speaker 1: that there's and like you saw it with Serena Pete too,
Speaker 1: like the more that she created a little bit of stickiness,
Speaker 1: the more that he was like into it, so potentially
Speaker 1: that works to her advantage. I also agree, it's so
Speaker 1: funny watching the people who are like you guys. We
Speaker 1: need to get these in the kilns as soon as possible,
Speaker 1: like watching that go down while they're like having these
Speaker 1: intense moments, Um is amazing. And then um, yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean it does. For whatever reason, seemed like he is
Speaker 1: so into her. I don't understand it, but I think
Speaker 1: at the end of that date in total, it felt
Speaker 1: like they had had like the most emotional ride. And
Speaker 1: I think he likes that for some reason. He likes
Speaker 1: and they don't want to be there. He likes when
Speaker 1: they need to be cheered up. Yeah, like to be
Speaker 1: a hero in the situation and so like a moody lady.
Speaker 1: So I think he likes that to some extent. And
Speaker 1: I think that was like playing. And we also should
Speaker 1: have had the intern in the bedroom at the end,
Speaker 1: I mean the intern, the intern. Your dress, ma'am, you
Speaker 1: ready to get up everything? Captain? What did you think
Speaker 1: of this date from beginning to end, from the pouty
Speaker 1: from the pouty tween showing up in that terrible shirt,
Speaker 1: to the pottery class to Mellard's landing. What did you think, Captain?
Speaker 1: It's like her walk towards him. Well, but because because
Speaker 1: then you know, for a certain point she starts to
Speaker 1: be you know, she starts doing a good job of like,
Speaker 1: you know, whether she's having a good time or not,
Speaker 1: she's at least, you know, pretending for his sake, you know.
Speaker 1: But did you notice that her shirt sucked? Doug? I
Speaker 1: just thought it was I thought it was a weird
Speaker 1: outfit because also it did seem like it's probably was
Speaker 1: probably cold outside, so it just seemed like really going
Speaker 1: out of your way to like, well, here's my belly
Speaker 1: button under three layers of weird coats. Um, but yeah,
Speaker 1: I think you know it was it was just ah
Speaker 1: An ended with fireworks because they provided the fireworks, and
Speaker 1: then it's just they could not be more manipulative of these, uh,
Speaker 1: these situations, you know. And I'm sure the show itself
Speaker 1: really thought Rachel was a slam duck. Yes, they didn't,
Speaker 1: because they didn't do their homework. So they're like, let's
Speaker 1: still be the winner, but let's torture her as much
Speaker 1: as possible on along the way. Which if Dr Banana
Speaker 1: from your doctorate, is that it that's the thing? Correct? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Dr Banana? On this episode of Dick Down, vegge up,
Speaker 1: how did you feel about how did you feel about
Speaker 1: this date? Um? I agree that the clothes don't make
Speaker 1: sense to what the weather looks like, especially because next
Speaker 1: week it's full on snowing. So I'm like, it, ain't you.
Speaker 1: It looks like he was walking and I don't think
Speaker 1: I saw the coming attractions. I gotta watch that. I
Speaker 1: think I turned it off. I didn't see it. I
Speaker 1: didn't see it. I can't believe it. I've never turned
Speaker 1: it off. And I just want to say I looked
Speaker 1: up that shirt because I was curious to like find
Speaker 1: the brand, And when I found the brand, I googled
Speaker 1: the brand because I was like, what is this site?
Speaker 1: I've never heard of like this clothing brand or were
Speaker 1: they sell close? And the first thing that comes up
Speaker 1: it was like the brand is called Pretty Little Things,
Speaker 1: but it's like pretty Little Thing hit with allegations of
Speaker 1: slavery and unsafe working conditions. I was like, well, how
Speaker 1: this shirt being terrible? It was made by a child somewhere.
Speaker 1: She was like, I like your business practice parties, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna I'm gonna support this business really great. They made
Speaker 1: great you know southern hoop skirts for Oh my god,
Speaker 1: this is terrible. But I brand brands at all because
Speaker 1: I'm like, is it cold like it looks really cold.
Speaker 1: She looks like that's what like I would wear back
Speaker 1: in the day, hungover to go buy cigarettes. I mean,
Speaker 1: I would love to see you in a shirt that
Speaker 1: just like that just highlights your belly button, just like
Speaker 1: a man shirt with a correct tangle. Yeah, that tailored
Speaker 1: in too short, hair sticking out a little. It's beautiful. Look.
Speaker 1: I don't mind, beautiful look. It's a beautiful look, Katie.
Speaker 1: What did you think of this date? This date with
Speaker 1: Rachel where she showed up like a drip all pooty.
Speaker 1: Then she went to Mallard's landing she put on her
Speaker 1: pretty woman dressed and landed her and then she lived.
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, she I actually kind of thought at
Speaker 1: first she was just going to leave. I really was like,
Speaker 1: she just gonna self a limit it here because she
Speaker 1: can't handle the pressure. Yeah, which always shocks me, because
Speaker 1: I'm like, you guys have seen the show, Like you
Speaker 1: know what you're getting into. You know this is going
Speaker 1: to happen. Um, But I mean I think I don't know.
Speaker 1: He seemed really really into her, and they so into her,
Speaker 1: so in her. Yeah, he loves her so much. He
Speaker 1: made her sit around for four days wondering what was
Speaker 1: going on while I banged two other lads. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: that's love. That is that you know a man. The
Speaker 1: look she had when she showed up, that was a
Speaker 1: woman who hasn't slept for four days, having crying and
Speaker 1: she finally gets to see her man. She's not really
Speaker 1: sure if it's going to be great. Um, and then
Speaker 1: we get to the rose ceremony. I honestly didn't know
Speaker 1: if he was going to cut Bree or Michelle. I
Speaker 1: actually thought he had good chemistry, was Brie? Katie shaking
Speaker 1: her head. Katie wants to get in there. Katie talked
Speaker 1: to us Queen like, I just knew the second, like
Speaker 1: I'm Brie staying it was going to be Brie. There's
Speaker 1: just something about the way he was looking at her,
Speaker 1: like he just didn't have that like hunger in his eyes.
Speaker 1: I guess it's like the best way to say it,
Speaker 1: that's hungry heart. Yeah, he like, I really like Brie.
Speaker 1: I think Brie should be Bachelorette. Really. I think she
Speaker 1: just I mean, she's stunning and cool and she's very young,
Speaker 1: but she's still put together. But there he really just
Speaker 1: likes Michelle, Like you can really see it, and he
Speaker 1: really likes Rachel, but like there is just something about
Speaker 1: Bree where it just felt more like friends to me. Okay, well, well,
Speaker 1: I thought everything was going great with Michelle in that
Speaker 1: way where they're trying to set you up. So the
Speaker 1: way he doesn't give her a rose, it's shocking. You know,
Speaker 1: me too, me too. Did you thought that Michelle is
Speaker 1: going to get cut dout? I wasn't sure, but I
Speaker 1: thought that would be well, they would certainly show us
Speaker 1: by like not giving any indication that there are any
Speaker 1: issues with Michelle and then suddenly she's gone. But you know,
Speaker 1: I mean that's the other thing. Though maybe you know
Speaker 1: that's maybe that's somebody that has issues. Maybe that's whether
Speaker 1: I mean, maybe there's a chance that Michelle wins, but
Speaker 1: I don't think so. I think since Chris Harrison, basically,
Speaker 1: although they're saying he didn't lose his job, which is
Speaker 1: what is his job's status, I've heard like eight different
Speaker 1: things I think he's said. So he apologized to Michael Strahan,
Speaker 1: who said I don't accept his apology, and then I
Speaker 1: don't buy it. Basically, I don't believe it, Katie, really,
Speaker 1: And and then I think Chris Harrison said I'll be back, right, yeah,
Speaker 1: he he said that he was he'll be back and
Speaker 1: that he's learning and listening. And Michael Strahand was like no,
Speaker 1: and ABC, I think, well we'll find out then the
Speaker 1: first episode is going to be start with him in
Speaker 1: a chair. Yeah right, if you're someone you know so
Speaker 1: stupid shit on call this number, Yeah you're you're yeah,
Speaker 1: you're right. That's a good point. Rob um um okay,
Speaker 1: before we do tweet of the week, who do you
Speaker 1: think is going How do you think it's going to
Speaker 1: play out? Robbie b I my wish is Michelle, But
Speaker 1: I think it's going to be Rachel. And then you
Speaker 1: think and then do you think and since and do
Speaker 1: you think he's still with Rachel current status that long
Speaker 1: Beard says to me he's not? And then who do
Speaker 1: you think the Bachelorette will be? Awesome? Um okay, captain,
Speaker 1: who do you think wins? Do you think they're still together?
Speaker 1: Who do you think it's the Bachelorette? I think it's
Speaker 1: just where that Rachel sounds so much like Rachel. Yes, true,
Speaker 1: he's a good point. Thank you the Justice. You know,
Speaker 1: it's like Rutzel, you had to grow up to make pretzels. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think that. Uh, Yeah, I just think that Chris
Speaker 1: went in there that first conversation with Rachel Lindsay, he
Speaker 1: just he was clearly trying to save his franchise from
Speaker 1: having a finale that people would be upset by because
Speaker 1: it's Rachel. Yeah. I think he just really needed to
Speaker 1: try to fix that and that and in his zeal,
Speaker 1: that's why he was saying such dumb things. And do
Speaker 1: you think they're still together? I've been going back and
Speaker 1: forth on do they stay together for a little while
Speaker 1: as like a pr move, like you know, like everybody's
Speaker 1: disgusted and decided that you know, they can break up
Speaker 1: for another reason down the road, that he could publicly
Speaker 1: forgive her for her racism and they could both move
Speaker 1: forward trying to make things better for every Uh, they
Speaker 1: could do all that. But I don't know. Matt's really
Speaker 1: been striking me as a kind of guy that won't
Speaker 1: want to do a long fake out. So it may
Speaker 1: just be a brief Hey just just didn't work out.
Speaker 1: And who do you think might not work out on
Speaker 1: the show? Maybe he doesn't propose to anybody, And who
Speaker 1: do you think is a Bachelorette. Oh for the next season.
Speaker 1: I still I still think Katie's in the running for
Speaker 1: some reason, even though they've come out and said it's
Speaker 1: not gonna be her. I think, why would you come
Speaker 1: out and announce that it's not someone unless you're trying
Speaker 1: to get people off the set, all right? Deadhand? Well,
Speaker 1: I came into this thinking Michelle, but I've learned a
Speaker 1: lot from your people. Yeah, I think I'm just an
Speaker 1: innocent cub hasn't watched enough Bachelor, but I thought I
Speaker 1: would have thought Michelle. I think it is true. They
Speaker 1: just protested too much as far as it goes with Rachel.
Speaker 1: So I guess it'll be Rachel. And if it is Rachel,
Speaker 1: then I could see them making Michelle the next Bachelorette. Um,
Speaker 1: so I'll say it'll be Rachel with a Michelle Bachelorette.
Speaker 1: And still is he still with Rachel? This will be
Speaker 1: the only good news is that there will be so
Speaker 1: much delicious drama if he still is, so there'll be
Speaker 1: more you know, where is whatever her name is who
Speaker 1: left early? Claire left early last season. We had an
Speaker 1: extended version of this, so I would think that he
Speaker 1: is probably still with her. Won't last long? Okay, Dr Banana?
Speaker 1: Who still together? Bachelorette? I think he picks Rachel. I
Speaker 1: do not believe they're still together based on the beard theory. Yes, um,
Speaker 1: I think. I mean, I hope Bachelorette is brief. Okay, day,
Speaker 1: I think he picks Rachel, and then I think they're
Speaker 1: not together, and I really hope it's brief. She quit
Speaker 1: her job for the show, so you know. Okay, So okay,
Speaker 1: I think it's I think it's Rachel based on Chris
Speaker 1: Harrison like being shooting off his mouth, and then I
Speaker 1: think based on the beard he's single. I see them
Speaker 1: doing a dumb move and just going for a white lady,
Speaker 1: like going for they shouldn't. It's amazing if they mean
Speaker 1: they shouldn't. They shouldn't. But I feel like every move
Speaker 1: they've gotten wrong, so right, I feel like I feel
Speaker 1: like it should be anybody, literally anybody, or or or
Speaker 1: Serena Nadian Serena, or like Brie or there were so
Speaker 1: many great gals. I'm gonna say. I'm gonna say Serena
Speaker 1: from Canada. He wasn't into him. Um okay, you guys,
Speaker 1: so many great, so many great reviews this week. Here's
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Speaker 1: one point three, Anna, can you believe it? Okay, now
Speaker 1: we're going to one point four. We're going for like
Speaker 1: one a month. Just get. We're just get. We're trying
Speaker 1: to get to two by the end of the year,
Speaker 1: so we get. Just just we're trying to get to
Speaker 1: one point four. Now, you guys, you're doing it and
Speaker 1: we see that you're doing it and we appreciate you. Um.
Speaker 1: We got so many great reviews this week. Here's a
Speaker 1: fun one five stars Centuries Zones. Highlight of my week, Arden,
Speaker 1: I freaking love this podcast. It brings me so much
Speaker 1: joy while working from home. I love all your hosts.
Speaker 1: Anna makes me laugh and aggressively not my head in
Speaker 1: agreement with everything she says. Miles and Lacy are fantastic
Speaker 1: and hilarious, so please have them on as often as
Speaker 1: they'll come. Thanks for all the last Amy and St. Louis, Anna,
Speaker 1: you have a Fanta day Lewis and people love Miles
Speaker 1: and Lacy. God, thank were I just kept thinking about
Speaker 1: Lacey last week saying when your twenty two boyfriends are
Speaker 1: like hair ties, it might be your boyfriend, but he's
Speaker 1: not your man. She's so funny. Um um oh oh.
Speaker 1: We got only a three star review from her swims.
Speaker 1: What hope sounds like this? The escapism the podcast used
Speaker 1: to provide has been somewhat removed. I think it probably
Speaker 1: hasn't helped that the host and everybody has been really racist.
Speaker 1: Like we we want to come for the escapeism as well,
Speaker 1: and it's hard to ignore sort of the things that
Speaker 1: are happening. Like I think our preference would have it
Speaker 1: just be a fun podcast as well, but that's not
Speaker 1: the reality of what's happening on this show right now.
Speaker 1: Would you agree, Anna? I mean, yeah, I don't think
Speaker 1: any of us are getting too much escapism from this
Speaker 1: show right now, considering we have to see Chris Harrison
Speaker 1: pop up every time us. Yes, so we're trying. We're
Speaker 1: not trying to be uh, you know, it's just not
Speaker 1: not living in not putting my head in the stand about.
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Speaker 1: I mean, I'm always so lighted. I'm protective of all
Speaker 1: of our guests, but those are three wonderful guests. What
Speaker 1: do you think, Anna, I mean, the best of the best.
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Speaker 1: I found out that my mom died suddenly, and I
Speaker 1: had a podcast like two days later, and I chose
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Speaker 1: and Katie was there, and this you guys, this whole
Speaker 1: crew within this world and all the listeners really got
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Speaker 1: two year mark, and then last year, the world closed
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Speaker 1: Just how thankful I am for this for the past
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Speaker 1: built for myself, but it actually works for me. So
Speaker 1: I just wanted to thank all of you. Yeah, we
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Speaker 1: having a good time, She's doing her thing. So with that,
Speaker 1: here is my tweet of the week. There was a
Speaker 1: lot of good ones. And if you guys want to
Speaker 1: participate a tweet at the week, you can tweet at
Speaker 1: Anna and I by midnight on Monday nights Pacific time.
Speaker 1: My last name is marine M y R I n
Speaker 1: Anna hosnie H O S S n I e H
Speaker 1: hashtag w y A t R. Here we go. Are
Speaker 1: you guys ready tweeted the week? Okay, um, okay, here
Speaker 1: we go. This is from Rebecca Feenie at Phoenie, Pennsylvania,
Speaker 1: a Dutch spa sounds like the next band to perform
Speaker 1: live during a date. This the new tinil Arts, which
Speaker 1: actually is like one. It's like on a list of
Speaker 1: like breakout performers from a rolling Stone. Uh is getting
Speaker 1: like the top twenty new performers. I can't believe tenil
Speaker 1: Arts has made it. This is from our Seth vat
Speaker 1: Seth E Cheese Fantasy Suite at Bastbone One. Welcome to
Speaker 1: Chuck e Cheese. Come for the cardboard Pizza stage to
Speaker 1: confront your father and his infidelity in front of an
Speaker 1: electronic animal band. This is from Stephanie at Nighty Glob.
Speaker 1: Matt's dad was like my dogs when they think we're
Speaker 1: going someplace and we end up at the vets. Oh
Speaker 1: my god. This is Liz to n Cale at Jizzy.
Speaker 1: Lizzie raps, what if when Matt takes his turtle Nicks
Speaker 1: off at the end of the night, his head just
Speaker 1: collapses on his collar bones. That made me laugh. My god,
Speaker 1: Oh my god. This is also from Seth Eat Cheese
Speaker 1: Fantasy Sweet One and if you order now, each fantasy
Speaker 1: tent comes equipped with fantasy leaves to wipe your fantasy
Speaker 1: ask before getting mauled by some Fantasy Drifter. This is
Speaker 1: from lizz Tunkle at Jizzy Lizzie Wraps. I didn't want
Speaker 1: you to die is kind of a low bar um.
Speaker 1: This is also from Seth Eat Cheese Fantasy Sweet at
Speaker 1: past point one. Should you wish to forego your individual
Speaker 1: rooms and Mallard's landing, you can use this key to
Speaker 1: land your Mallard and Otters hot box out back in
Speaker 1: Beaver Creek. He's back. He's back. I think he's Seth
Speaker 1: that has always been like our main tweeter. I think
Speaker 1: he had a I think he had like a job
Speaker 1: on Monday nights and was obviously watching on delay on Hulu.
Speaker 1: So he's back. His schedule is clear like he's back.
Speaker 1: He's come and swinging hard. Here's another one. Benjamin Jacobson
Speaker 1: at ben Shaw Zipper Chris Harrison. I have an unaddressed
Speaker 1: invitation to the funk Hut. I'm just gonna leave it
Speaker 1: here on the coffee table. All right, what to do
Speaker 1: you like the most? To narrow it down? Um? I
Speaker 1: like chuck e cheese, cardboard pizza to the vet. Okay,
Speaker 1: should we do the two dad ones back to back? Yeah? Okay? Great? Okay,
Speaker 1: Graham here we go. This is from Seth Eat Cheese
Speaker 1: Fantasy Suite at Bastbone one. Welcome to Chuck e Cheese,
Speaker 1: Come for the cardboard pizza. Stay to confront your father
Speaker 1: and his infidelity in front of an electronic and well
Speaker 1: band or Stephanie at nightey Glove. Matt's dad was like
Speaker 1: my dogs when they think we're going someplace fun and
Speaker 1: we end up going to the Vet, VET or chuck
Speaker 1: e Cheese deckhand. I had a big confrontation with my
Speaker 1: father Chucky cheese. But I'll go Vet. It's too good, Okay,
Speaker 1: great Captain. Um let's see. I like chuck e Cheese. Okay.
Speaker 1: So we've got one each, alright, Bachelor of the Year. Um,
Speaker 1: I love to meet some Seth that, but I've got
Speaker 1: to go with VET. All right. So we've got two
Speaker 1: for the VET, one for chuck e Cheese. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go for uh chuck e cheese. So we're two and two.
Speaker 1: Katie's leading forward, Katie, Chuck e Cheese or the Vet.
Speaker 1: I like the Vet? Okay, Tanna, is it gonna be
Speaker 1: the Vet? Or is it going to be a tie?
Speaker 1: Chuck e Cheese for the Vet, as much as it
Speaker 1: pains me not to vote for Seth. I think I'm
Speaker 1: gonna have to go with the Vet. Oh all right, sorry, Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're glad you're back. You were so close. You got
Speaker 1: the silver medal, but the gold medal winner of Twitter
Speaker 1: the Week is Stephanie at ninety glow. Matt Dad was
Speaker 1: like my dogs when they think we're going someplace fun
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Speaker 1: have a little bit of fun. My name is Arte
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