Speaker 1: I had phone posits, like when they first came out
Speaker 1: and I was like thirteen, and I remember this sixteen
Speaker 1: year old just pulled up on me and it was like, hey,
Speaker 1: what's but my feet were too small, like he really
Speaker 1: sized you. And I was like eight, and he was
Speaker 1: like what the fuck first time? And then I think
Speaker 1: at that point I was like, oh, I guess you
Speaker 1: like my shoes. And then I was like, oh no, no, no, yeah,
Speaker 1: I went through the same thing.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, I guess he liked my shoes,
Speaker 2: but I was too young, and the dude kind of
Speaker 2: moved on.
Speaker 1: And I told my uncle later. He's like, na, man,
Speaker 1: tell them you wear two different sizes. Tell him like
Speaker 1: eleven and a half on one, thirteen on the other.
Speaker 1: I'm a fucking freak. Yeah yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 2: I did my feet and ship. Bro, I don't know
Speaker 2: if you want these pairs. My athlete's foot goes crazy
Speaker 2: into summer. Oh real, I won't even look at him.
Speaker 2: You'll get shit danky.
Speaker 3: I cleared out a whole floor of the college dorm.
Speaker 1: Bro.
Speaker 4: Man, it was so bad.
Speaker 3: You mean on the outside of the shoes. Usually people
Speaker 3: just comment on what's going on on the inside. You
Speaker 3: know what I'm saying. We got a whole biome down there.
Speaker 1: Brother. All right, man, nice to meet you. I gotta go.
Speaker 1: I'm just trying.
Speaker 4: I'm just trying to pick up my kid.
Speaker 1: Man. Wait, wait, wait, I get over here.
Speaker 3: You want to smell something in the fucking clear your
Speaker 3: scalp of head, Jasmine, Why don't you hop on his
Speaker 3: magic carper ride, because I'm gonna saw you a whole
Speaker 3: new world of it. Hello the Internet, and welcome to
Speaker 3: season three, sixty three, Episodes three of Guys.
Speaker 1: High Heart Radio.
Speaker 3: So much coming out there, so much. We are America's
Speaker 3: only undecided podcast. It's still under look. I'll go with
Speaker 3: the talking about it beforehand? Did I committed a bit
Speaker 3: of voter fraud? And I voted for them both? I
Speaker 3: just had to do the voting equivalent of a standing
Speaker 3: slow class.
Speaker 4: And by that you voted for both Jill Stein and RFK.
Speaker 3: And RFK yeah my two favorite candidates. Why who did
Speaker 3: you think I was talking about this whole time?
Speaker 1: Zei Gang.
Speaker 3: This is a podcast where we take deep batude, America
Speaker 3: share consciousness.
Speaker 1: It's also a podcast that.
Speaker 3: For the long ones, we record a day in advance,
Speaker 3: so it's Wednesday, November sixth, twenty twenty four. Where you are, Yeah,
Speaker 3: where we are. It's election day, right, It's Tuesday, November fifth.
Speaker 3: We are in the Silent Meditation retreat that Jared Leto
Speaker 3: was at for the first three weeks of the pandemic,
Speaker 3: where he came back two weeks into lockdown. It was like, guys,
Speaker 3: what the fuck? The traffic is like a right now?
Speaker 1: What is am?
Speaker 3: I just like so zen that it just seems like
Speaker 3: there's no traffic Anyways, That's where we are. We are
Speaker 3: in the past. We are inside a time capsule. We
Speaker 3: don't know what happened in the election last night.
Speaker 1: Today, whatever, this day. But look, I think everyone I don't.
Speaker 3: Know Diggers Podcast episode.
Speaker 4: I will say this.
Speaker 1: Having to do a daily news show over the last
Speaker 1: year has been a bit of an exhausting You're welcome America,
Speaker 1: and I'm yeah, I I just I just want to
Speaker 1: go to a nice place and not think about what
Speaker 1: can or can't be electorally. But I want to go
Speaker 1: to the farm where my pet dog went and when
Speaker 1: I was a kid.
Speaker 4: You don't want to go there?
Speaker 3: No, it sounded so nice. There's a nice couple that
Speaker 3: just kind of played with him. Yeah, falls, I love
Speaker 3: chasing you.
Speaker 1: Know me, I love cha? Yeah, but look closely at
Speaker 1: the woman there. Her name is Christy nom. You don't
Speaker 1: want to be at this place. Sits bad news, bears.
Speaker 1: Hey it's November six, But hey, but I guess that means.
Speaker 3: Do we have Does anybody have the nerve what to
Speaker 3: do a day?
Speaker 1: A day on November?
Speaker 3: They do? I mean, hell, they did Redhead's Day and
Speaker 3: National Donuts Day on election day.
Speaker 1: What do we get today? So November six, this is
Speaker 1: the day after election day, National Saxophone Day, okay, National
Speaker 1: Nacho's Day, and National Stress Awareness Day, which I think
Speaker 1: everyone is acutely aware of, maybe their stress. I think
Speaker 1: that was the one act day we've seen today. But
Speaker 1: they maybe should have moved that one back a couple
Speaker 1: to be like, hey stress huh yeah yeah?
Speaker 3: Or forward yeah yeah, we're forwards. Big day for Bill Clinton.
Speaker 3: I guess you know that guy playing the saxophone getting
Speaker 3: winning presidential election news. I don't think he ever kicked
Speaker 3: nachos out a bit.
Speaker 1: If you know I was about to, I wrote my
Speaker 1: own specscript called American Nacho.
Speaker 3: You don't want to know about nothing. We've got nothing
Speaker 3: this is the episode. We don't know who won the
Speaker 3: fucking presidential election last night. But that's not true. It's
Speaker 3: not true that we got nothing.
Speaker 1: Actually, first of all, we do.
Speaker 3: We do have a ka's My name is Jack O'Brien. AKA,
Speaker 3: let's find something else to talk about. Fuck this election
Speaker 3: just all around, Let's find something else to talk about.
Speaker 1: How about mud.
Speaker 3: Held on the discord.
Speaker 1: Kind of anticipating what the show is gonna be.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I was gonna say, were you gonna say mud larking?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I feel like that. I think they did. Did
Speaker 1: we tell them what what we were not?
Speaker 3: I feel like we might have teased anyways, to be
Speaker 3: joined as always by my co host, mister.
Speaker 1: Miles who wow, wow wow. Just it's Miles. It's Miles.
Speaker 1: It's Miles. Look, I'm just I just I just want
Speaker 1: to I just I just want to chill out.
Speaker 4: I could care less about the nation struggling.
Speaker 1: I just want to kiss you. Yeah. Yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: I'm sure, I'm I'm sure you know the capitalism will win,
Speaker 1: so that I do feel good about. That. Question is
Speaker 1: who does that? Whose version in the Taylor's version, We
Speaker 1: don't know, but anyway, Yeah, it's Miles thanks, shout out everybody.
Speaker 1: We made it. Okay, uh yesterday, take your time. Yes,
Speaker 1: And here we are on the other side of it,
Speaker 1: and I feel I feel fine. I'm I just I
Speaker 1: just we just need to do something else. We just
Speaker 1: I think everyone needs a little bit of a something
Speaker 1: else to talk about.
Speaker 4: And then hey, come Thursday, when we know maybe a
Speaker 4: little bit more, maybe we can start dunking on people.
Speaker 1: We'll see, we'll see or we will see.
Speaker 3: Well Miles, Yes, it being the you know substitute teacher Day.
Speaker 3: It's you know, teachers out because teacher doesn't know what
Speaker 3: the fuck to talk about. No big news that we
Speaker 3: can speak of that is going to be relevant. In
Speaker 3: twenty four hours, we are rolling in the video card
Speaker 3: and we've got I think rated best substitute teacher that
Speaker 3: I could fucking imagine in my imagination, number one.
Speaker 1: With a bullet.
Speaker 3: It's a hilarious stand up comedian, actor, musician. You can
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Speaker 3: The Advice King Anthology is available now anywhere fine books
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Speaker 1: Go get it for God's sake, please.
Speaker 3: The poetry window is open because it's Chris motherfucking Craft.
Speaker 1: What's up? What's up? I got an AKA wrote it.
Speaker 1: I wrote it myself.
Speaker 3: It works every time. Hell yeah, Bud late.
Speaker 1: My god, oh my god.
Speaker 5: Elections a terrible effect on Jack O'Brien, just straight up going,
Speaker 5: what's that?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's the election. That that's it.
Speaker 1: That's it.
Speaker 5: It's like finally just okay, so oh yeah, here's my AKA.
Speaker 1: Chris Crafted on Paray, Chris Crafted on Prey Dumn. Down
Speaker 1: down there we go. Wow, wow, wow wow, croft and fever.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, America is one thing that we can guarantee
Speaker 3: that won't be different about America tomorrow. America is still
Speaker 3: gonna have crofting fever.
Speaker 4: Hell yeah.
Speaker 1: And so that's why.
Speaker 5: That's true that no matter what happens, they can't take
Speaker 5: away my seven point four on Pitchfork.
Speaker 4: Hell no, they can't.
Speaker 1: That's not all about it.
Speaker 4: Can't it isn't.
Speaker 3: That's the one that one Pitchfork article where they went
Speaker 3: back and like rejiggered reviews and were like, actually, this
Speaker 3: album that we gave a nine to, we're gonna move
Speaker 3: it down to like a seven.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it turns out, clap your hands, say, yeah, it
Speaker 5: wasn't actually a tend it's.
Speaker 3: A big boy from Outcast, which I think was actually
Speaker 3: probably they the his first album was very.
Speaker 1: Good, but they were like, this is one of the
Speaker 1: best rap albums of all time.
Speaker 5: That's one way to that's one way to stop thinking
Speaker 5: about the election. Revise your reviews of Heavy D and
Speaker 5: the Boys or whatever. Yeah, we shouldn't and the Boys
Speaker 5: actually deserved a five point nine not at.
Speaker 1: Are you trying to avoid thinking about the election?
Speaker 3: Me?
Speaker 5: Oh my god, what a what a horrible, horrible time
Speaker 5: to be alive.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: So yeah, today's like a bad day, you know, I mean,
Speaker 5: except like some people aren't even thinking about it.
Speaker 1: I think about that. There's a lot of people who
Speaker 1: do not even care about.
Speaker 4: This shit fucking bit great. I love that.
Speaker 3: It was a Yeah, we've been following these seven I
Speaker 3: think it was seven undecided voters on the front page
Speaker 3: of the New York Times.
Speaker 1: Of the New York Times.
Speaker 3: Every time something big happened to the election, they check
Speaker 3: in with these seven random people who were like I
Speaker 3: don't really know or and one of them was like
Speaker 3: always leaning Trump, and then they just they ended up.
Speaker 1: Voting for Harris. And their explanation was like.
Speaker 3: Yeah, just like looked into it. And like he was
Speaker 3: like committing fraud during the last like he was asking
Speaker 3: people to like steal votes for him. So like they
Speaker 3: kind of won me over at the finish line with
Speaker 3: that feature because it was like, oh yeah, like most
Speaker 3: people don't give a shit about the stuff at all.
Speaker 3: They're like I pay attention to the election like once
Speaker 3: every four years for like you.
Speaker 1: Have for this. Who's calling you, Chris, my friend Parker,
Speaker 1: pick it up.
Speaker 3: Let's pick it up, answer of the phone anytime anybody
Speaker 3: calls us during this episode?
Speaker 1: All right, we are?
Speaker 4: Are we picking up scam?
Speaker 1: Likely's too? I don't know. I feel like, really we
Speaker 1: just totally lost commitment on that one scam likely is?
Speaker 3: I feel like are usually just just don't even know anything.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well, Parker Parker is my friend who he plays
Speaker 5: drums for all these huge acts, and he also is
Speaker 5: currently working at a supermarket. So we just try and
Speaker 5: help each other through this. We're both in our fifties
Speaker 5: and trying to figure out like, hey, how did you know,
Speaker 5: like how do we make money?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 3: You know, like it's a cool system that we have
Speaker 3: with the town, Like some of our most talented musicians
Speaker 3: unable to make any money.
Speaker 5: He's had so much success that people would totally assume
Speaker 5: that he is rich and he is not. Not only
Speaker 5: is he not rich, and the same with me. You know,
Speaker 5: it's like not that people would think I was rich,
Speaker 5: but but you know, Parker's resume is pretty incredible, but
Speaker 5: he's We're just sort of helping each other. We talk
Speaker 5: a lot about what's next for us, and and trying
Speaker 5: to hang in there and and and still make art.
Speaker 1: But also just sort of try to.
Speaker 5: Normalize our existence and stop trying to be live on
Speaker 5: just one hundred percent trying to I don't know, like
Speaker 5: living on your own reputation doesn't work.
Speaker 1: And yeah, and.
Speaker 5: And and you would think, you know, like that that
Speaker 5: it would or maybe you've been convinced that once you
Speaker 5: did this special thing, then you would feel great for
Speaker 5: the rest of your life, which you know, not only
Speaker 5: that only lasts like a couple of days. You get
Speaker 5: on a high after something, no.
Speaker 1: Matter how great it is, is like I remember.
Speaker 3: The most I've ever gotten from a good thing is
Speaker 3: a couple of days. Yeah, that's like a land speed
Speaker 3: record of like, wow, the vibes are really good for
Speaker 3: a couple of hours.
Speaker 5: The only person who's successfully run on one hundred percent
Speaker 5: special events is like Mick Jagger and it's sort of sad.
Speaker 5: It's sad to watch. Yeah, yeah, He's like, I want
Speaker 5: to go out again tonight. You want to go out again?
Speaker 5: You're eight two years old? Yeah, but I feel empty? No,
Speaker 5: but you're you know, like, can't we go somewhere? I
Speaker 5: know someone will recognize me.
Speaker 4: Your hand hasn't stopped bleeding in days?
Speaker 1: Do we have a gig tomorrow? Tomorrow? You know? I
Speaker 1: mean that works for him because he can always get
Speaker 1: a gig.
Speaker 3: I'm interested to see, speaking of hand doesn't stopped bleeding
Speaker 3: in a couple of days. I'm interested. I have this
Speaker 3: like random phantom jaw pain for the past like week
Speaker 3: and a half, and I'm wondering if it's election related,
Speaker 3: Like I mean fantom, like just a pain right here
Speaker 3: that like I don't know, it doesn't correspond to anything,
Speaker 3: just hurts really bad, like all of a sudden. I
Speaker 3: think it like kicks up sometimes when like things are stressful.
Speaker 3: Just it'll be interesting to see if if it's related
Speaker 3: to election stress.
Speaker 1: If I'm it's one of the new keys to winning
Speaker 1: the election job job pain, democratic win coming. If Jack
Speaker 1: has a jaw pain.
Speaker 5: Well that's kind of interesting too, what you're bringing up
Speaker 5: your jaw pain and being like, what the hell is
Speaker 5: my jaw pain? It's like a we're like all like
Speaker 5: kind of going back to like trying to have community,
Speaker 5: even on a podcast where we're supposed to being like
Speaker 5: whoa he you know, like, oh my god, look at
Speaker 5: this stupid pair of shoes that so and so is wearing.
Speaker 5: And now you're now you're like, I have a phantom pain?
Speaker 5: Do you guys know what it is? That's that's what
Speaker 5: everybody's doing. And I don't think it's all bad because
Speaker 5: when things are just up and running like they were
Speaker 5: for most of my life, where you're just like politics
Speaker 5: or something you don't need to worry about in America
Speaker 5: is gonna be fine because it's America. You don't really
Speaker 5: think you need to rely on anybody. And so this
Speaker 5: is a lousy way to find out about it. But
Speaker 5: I think in a capitalist society it's the only way
Speaker 5: we would ever find out about it is to completely
Speaker 5: be brought to our knees with stress, and then finally
Speaker 5: we will reach out to somebody because we have no choice.
Speaker 5: And that's a crazy way to be because we're always
Speaker 5: supposed to be.
Speaker 1: Reaching out to each other. Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and now it's like I love that you're on
Speaker 5: here talking about fantom pain and now I want I'm
Speaker 5: gonna show you guys a spot on my leg. Yeah,
Speaker 5: I'm gonna put my leg up to hold on.
Speaker 1: Just I'm gonna see what you guys think this is.
Speaker 4: Okay, let me see.
Speaker 1: I'm not really gonna do it all right, usually say Chris,
Speaker 1: We're gonna get to know you a little bit better
Speaker 1: in a moment. Firs, some things we're talking about later.
Speaker 1: We ain't talking about ship anything shit to talk about.
Speaker 4: I mean, we've got a lot to say. We got
Speaker 4: a lot to talk about.
Speaker 5: We're gonna take a break today, glad. I'm so glad
Speaker 5: you guys are taking a break. Let's let's have fun
Speaker 5: because let's have some sort of look at some crofton video.
Speaker 1: Yeah, favorite favorite Way compilations, you know.
Speaker 5: And when I say let's have some fun, I mean,
Speaker 5: you know, let's yeah, let's pretend that our problems are are.
Speaker 1: From another time.
Speaker 5: Let's talk about the JFK assassination, which actually does connect
Speaker 5: to all this because Boomers had their ship together. The
Speaker 5: Boomers would have fucking stormed the Capitol when JFK got assassinated,
Speaker 5: not like two years ago. That's they were too they
Speaker 5: were too happy, they had too much stuff, like the
Speaker 5: middle class was still firing on.
Speaker 1: Children like a whiplash.
Speaker 3: But it is wild to realize, like when you go
Speaker 3: back and read, like the conspiracy theory started right away,
Speaker 3: like the second they shot Oswald too killed on National TV,
Speaker 3: like as everyone like at home still morning, like Kennedy
Speaker 3: being assassinated, and then like Oswald gets shot on TV,
Speaker 3: like everyone's like, Okay, this like doesn't make any fucking
Speaker 3: like this is a weird, Like they started right away,
Speaker 3: but you're right that like they just they were like
Speaker 3: what is this strange mixture of like suspicion and anxiety
Speaker 3: and depression. It's like, oh, that's you know, cynicism, that's
Speaker 3: you've just like cynicism has just been invented for you
Speaker 3: a lot of boom.
Speaker 5: Yeah, the economy was too good back then for them
Speaker 5: to really be like.
Speaker 1: They were like, ah, this seems like bullshit, but whatever.
Speaker 5: But now they're like now the economy's shot, so now
Speaker 5: they're like something's wrong in the deep state and all
Speaker 5: this stuff and the deep state's been been like, you know,
Speaker 5: just doing diabolical shit for the entire length of our
Speaker 5: country's existence.
Speaker 1: But they just are ready now to say I've had enough.
Speaker 1: What the fuck the Democrats?
Speaker 3: You know, hey, I'm counting on that deep state to uh,
Speaker 3: you know, do the right thing.
Speaker 5: Well, whatever it is, this country has been an absolute
Speaker 5: scam since day one, and and it's and it was
Speaker 5: just it was just a scam that made people happy
Speaker 5: enough that they didn't care that it was a scam.
Speaker 5: But now they've all decided it was a scam just
Speaker 5: because now they have to wait too long in line
Speaker 5: at the grocery store or whatever stupid reason they've decided
Speaker 5: that they've had it.
Speaker 1: But they're not speaking English at Wendy's right.
Speaker 5: But the time they should have lost their minds is
Speaker 5: when fucking the CIA, in conjunction with who knows who,
Speaker 5: blew away one of the most popular presidents in history
Speaker 5: on fucking television, And and and they were.
Speaker 1: It wasn't on television, when it didn't happen on television,
Speaker 1: well maybe some local affiliates maybe.
Speaker 3: No, the Pruiterer film came a long time later like that.
Speaker 3: At the time, it was like more of a we
Speaker 3: like people hearing tell of it, and then once the
Speaker 3: pruder came out, people got that. I think that fucked
Speaker 3: people up pretty bad.
Speaker 5: Yeah, deep stately newer, Yeah, you know, backwards spells.
Speaker 1: President Reagan. Yeah all right.
Speaker 3: We truly like have very little plan for this episode
Speaker 3: other than guys, a bit of a bit of a
Speaker 3: standing on the edge of a future that could go
Speaker 3: in many different, very strange, very horrible directions.
Speaker 1: One thing I think we'll all still enjoy an addition.
Speaker 3: To Chris Croft in this some fucking videos.
Speaker 1: Guys.
Speaker 3: So we're gonna take a quick break and then we're
Speaker 3: gonna come back. We're gonna look at some of Chris's
Speaker 3: favorite videos, uh, some of our favorite videos, some old classics.
Speaker 3: We'll describe them to you if you're just listening to
Speaker 3: this episode, and we'll be right back and we're back.
Speaker 1: Oh, we're back. Oh oh we.
Speaker 4: Do we know who one? Do we know who one?
Speaker 1: Yet?
Speaker 3: I am checking Twitter as though that's going to happen.
Speaker 1: I'm checking Twitter right now and it sounds like people, Yeah,
Speaker 1: the polls are still open. Okay, poles still open. We're
Speaker 1: not going to know one even I mean right, we're
Speaker 1: not going to know what I think because of what
Speaker 1: we're talking about. That shit. I think because the.
Speaker 3: Last year, last year, twenty twenty, we all think it's
Speaker 3: going to take a week, but I think it's unlikely
Speaker 3: to take that long.
Speaker 4: No, No, they changed a lot of laws changed.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so we should know. They should know by the
Speaker 3: time they listen to this. The five people who aren't
Speaker 3: giving forward to our episode where we talk about who
Speaker 3: actually won.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but this is fun. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think that.
Speaker 5: I think, like the reason I brought a couple of videos.
Speaker 5: One is this account. Well it's a guy or somebody
Speaker 5: or somebody calling themselves Helmer Rienberg, and it's a ton
Speaker 5: of like I love these videos. They're all about the
Speaker 5: JFK assassination and they are like they all have this
Speaker 5: like public domain spooky music behind them, and that's the
Speaker 5: main thing I like. It's like, I know some people
Speaker 5: like to listen to like you know, women eat pasta
Speaker 5: or whatever and that's called MSRH or whatever. Eat like
Speaker 5: a strawberry chocolate or whatever. Like that guy we had
Speaker 5: on one time, remember that guy we talked about it.
Speaker 5: We eat all that crazy food, like a sexy, sexy
Speaker 5: food so like for me, this is like that, It's
Speaker 5: like I chill out and I look at this, and
Speaker 5: I realized that this country has been an absolute it's
Speaker 5: just full of of of it's a pyramid scheme. And
Speaker 5: that does tie into me feeling better about yes, we
Speaker 5: need to stop going to Starbucks and are running for office,
Speaker 5: and and that it has been the case for a
Speaker 5: long time. It's just that now we're finding out. And
Speaker 5: and so I know that if Trump or what's her name.
Speaker 1: Kamala gets what's her name?
Speaker 5: No, I mean, I don't even know, like or Jill
Speaker 5: Stein or whoever, it's gonna be the same blooney, it's
Speaker 5: gonna be the same blogoney.
Speaker 1: Basically, Trump's gonna Trump's worse. With Trump, it will be
Speaker 1: a little bit worse. So it will definitely be a
Speaker 1: little bit more.
Speaker 4: Yeah, what what sort of.
Speaker 1: God?
Speaker 3: What is it?
Speaker 1: Now? You gotta say, you gotta reply, let me say,
Speaker 1: And then smiley faced with this yeah one like the
Speaker 1: one big eye one that I think it was Parker.
Speaker 5: Parker's texted me and he says, let's talk more tonight
Speaker 5: for the election.
Speaker 1: That's what anyway, Yeah, I all have to say, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know that that's the thing. Funk.
Speaker 3: We're talking about the election again, but I just we're
Speaker 3: not talking about feelings around the election.
Speaker 1: Every I have a feeling because he's gonna go back
Speaker 1: to a brunch so fucking hard. It's gonna be just
Speaker 1: mind brush many Yeah, yeah, yeah, that whole thing. How
Speaker 1: Like that's sort of like that was the phrase in
Speaker 1: twenty twenty, how everyone was so tired of like the
Speaker 1: pandemic and like being politically engaged and the like you know,
Speaker 1: black Lives Matter things that were happening over the summer
Speaker 1: that like, can we just get like back to brunch,
Speaker 1: you know, like where we don't have to like deal
Speaker 1: with the ills of our of our current country.
Speaker 5: Right right, Like Kings of Leon's new record that's called
Speaker 5: can We Please Have Fun? Yeah, way to read the
Speaker 5: room absolutely Fads.
Speaker 1: My friend from high school I think is married to
Speaker 1: that singer. Anyway, shall we do? You want to? So
Speaker 1: this is Helmer Reenberg. Yeah, this is Hellmerenberg.
Speaker 5: And and and he's just talking about like the Officer
Speaker 5: Tippet shooting. And if you guys don't know about the officers.
Speaker 1: Up for me.
Speaker 5: Officer Tippett was shot allegedly by Lee Harvey oswall Le
Speaker 5: while he was running after the assassination, when he was
Speaker 5: running toward the theater where he got caught. You know,
Speaker 5: but Officer Tippett wasn't supposed to be where he was
Speaker 5: when he was shot. He was supposed to be downtown
Speaker 5: along with every other patrol officer that was in the city,
Speaker 5: because the assassination had already happened, So he wasn't supposed
Speaker 5: to be And they even have like transcripts. This isn't
Speaker 5: like nineteen ten. They had transcripts of the police calls.
Speaker 5: They even have audio of all the police calls. They
Speaker 5: were taping all the transmissions, so they have the like the.
Speaker 1: They have the radio.
Speaker 5: They have the actual announcement where they say, all patrol,
Speaker 5: every officer in this city, every squad car go to
Speaker 5: Dealey Plaza.
Speaker 3: And wouldn't that be the perfect setup for a diard
Speaker 3: h bank robbery. It's like, oh, you thought the JFK
Speaker 3: assassination was political? Who said, we're not bank.
Speaker 1: Robbers who took off with your gold bully on? Huh Bob.
Speaker 5: Officer Tippett was in this neighborhood that was nowhere near downtown,
Speaker 5: and they.
Speaker 3: Close enough that Lee Harvey Oswald was able to reach
Speaker 3: there on foot right.
Speaker 5: Well, no, but no, but Lee Harvey Oswald didn't kill
Speaker 5: Officer Tippet.
Speaker 1: Oh. I mean, the whole assassination is absolute garbage. I
Speaker 1: mean it JFK debates, isn't it more isn't it more
Speaker 1: fun to debate something that's way in the past. Though,
Speaker 1: I just.
Speaker 4: Love it because I know this is Jack's ship.
Speaker 1: So you're not I know you have an opinion on
Speaker 1: every single thing and crossed into this energy.
Speaker 4: I'm like, I'm just gonna be like here.
Speaker 5: Okay, weaves that Lee Harvey Oswald shot JFK by himself,
Speaker 5: they are absolutely insane.
Speaker 1: That is the most obvious.
Speaker 5: Sane, ridiculous.
Speaker 3: I don't think they're I don't think it's as insane
Speaker 3: as some of the other their theories. I don't think
Speaker 3: he acted alone, but I have Well, he may have
Speaker 3: done talked.
Speaker 5: About he may have done something, but he he also
Speaker 5: may not have because there were people running out of
Speaker 5: the building that saw him in the second floor cafeteria
Speaker 5: holding a Coca Cola like two seconds after the shooting,
Speaker 5: which implied that he was in the cafeteria while the
Speaker 5: shooting was happening.
Speaker 3: How did Coca Cola leave branding like that on the table?
Speaker 3: You know, he just did like change to the course
Speaker 3: of human history and immediately's overcome with the need to
Speaker 3: have a refresh like co.
Speaker 5: Cola so much that he was able to shoot the
Speaker 5: president and run four floors.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then kill again. Ain't nothing walks away. So
Speaker 1: the hel Marineburg thing is just great. I mean hel Marineburg.
Speaker 5: Hel Marienburg's great for whoever he is, some guy you
Speaker 5: know from Sweden, probably from fifteen years.
Speaker 1: Ago, Rene Beg. He probably got run over by a
Speaker 1: bus in twenty ten. It doesn't matter.
Speaker 5: I'm watching this ship from two thousand and seven. Yeah,
Speaker 5: And anyway, I just love I love these these things
Speaker 5: because it reminds me that that we're not the first
Speaker 5: generation to deal with a bunch of nonsense, except for
Speaker 5: this time we are aware of it. And that generation
Speaker 5: for some reason was like, I'm happy enough with my
Speaker 5: you know, dollar a pound ground chuck, and I don't
Speaker 5: care whose shot officer tippet.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I got ground surloin for a dollar twenty.
Speaker 1: But if you think Lee Harvey Oswald shot officer tipic. Wait,
Speaker 1: so what is this? This is at first of all, Chris,
Speaker 1: this is a ten minute video, so we don't have
Speaker 1: to watch any of it. We don't have to watch
Speaker 1: any of it. I'm just saying I do want to
Speaker 1: hear the music. I don't know we were really doing.
Speaker 5: I didn't know we were really doing videos because last
Speaker 5: time I had some, I should have gotten more fun.
Speaker 5: I didn't know what we were doing this show. I
Speaker 5: didn't know we were doing, like escapism. I would have
Speaker 5: brought you a video some guy like getting slapped in
Speaker 5: the face by a paintbrush.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, let's look at that too. But here's the
Speaker 1: this is the Hellmerenberg just a little music. I like
Speaker 1: the music, and I like this conspiracy. It makes me
Speaker 1: feel I don't know somehow it's it me. Okay, well,
Speaker 1: let's where the music is that hold music? So that's
Speaker 1: like them, don't them, don't don't. I want to find
Speaker 1: out how I can get an album of this on vinyl. Okay,
Speaker 1: let's go, let's find out. On November twenty second, nineteen
Speaker 1: sixty three, Dallas police officer Jade Tippett was murdered in
Speaker 1: Oak Cliff about forty five minutes after the assassination of
Speaker 1: President Kennedy. According to witnesses, Tippitt stopped his car at
Speaker 1: the curb on Tenth Street and spoke with a man.
Speaker 3: Okay, and there's a guessing film officer tip and then
Speaker 3: they just like scrunched it up.
Speaker 1: It's like real.
Speaker 4: Tippet got out out of the car and went to
Speaker 4: the man.
Speaker 3: The man pulled a gun and shot. But sorry, no,
Speaker 3: you need to more.
Speaker 1: But but but but tipp It was hit four times
Speaker 1: and died. There's the music. That's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 3: This is the music from Karate Kid two when they got.
Speaker 1: This is like, this seems like a music bed for
Speaker 1: like a racist depiction of like a massage parlor.
Speaker 5: I picture I picture Hell Marienberg playing the recorder.
Speaker 4: Okay, so this is Oh he's a looker.
Speaker 1: JD. Tippit is hot. JD. Tipper was hot, dude. Yeah, No,
Speaker 1: one's like, no one talks about that kind of looks
Speaker 1: like RFK No.
Speaker 3: So then Lee Oswald does kind of look like arth
Speaker 3: kejingor damn.
Speaker 1: That's interesting and that's interesting. Chris, do you want to
Speaker 1: read the I think maybe, I mean, it.
Speaker 5: Doesn't really make any difference. I'm sure everybody is like
Speaker 5: confused as to what this is or why I'm talking
Speaker 5: about it, but somehow it is heartening to me. You
Speaker 5: know that we should have stormed the Capitol in nineteen
Speaker 5: sixty three. That's when this happened, when a complete bunch
Speaker 5: of bullshit was dropped on the American public, when one
Speaker 5: of the most popular presidents in history who wanted some
Speaker 5: progress on civil rights and some progress on taking corruption
Speaker 5: out of Union's getting rid of the mafia and stuff.
Speaker 5: I mean, whether or not those things were even like
Speaker 5: good ideas they were, there was some There was a
Speaker 5: huge amount of idealism. I'm just saying, that's the moment
Speaker 5: in this country when people became cynical without realizing it,
Speaker 5: and they are just too happy to to really to
Speaker 5: really let it sink in.
Speaker 4: And now we're dealing with everybody was happy with the
Speaker 4: state of America in nineteen sixty three.
Speaker 1: I will no, no, every miles, everybody. Okay, now I'm
Speaker 1: really on a podcast, dude, everybody was better.
Speaker 3: You know how much shit costs in nineties, Dude, you
Speaker 3: could get a Hamburger for seventeen cent.
Speaker 5: Wait, so that no, just gonna say, do you think
Speaker 5: that if it doesn't make any difference, If you think
Speaker 5: that though, that that that America has has you know,
Speaker 5: has has lost its core, lost, lost its way or whatever.
Speaker 5: It's just been lost. And I don't know why that
Speaker 5: makes me feel better. It just makes we want to
Speaker 5: fucking hang in there because other people were hanging in
Speaker 5: there without even knowing it. These people are shopping while
Speaker 5: while this stuff was was surrounding them. Now we can
Speaker 5: at least shop and be aware that things are fucked
Speaker 5: I don't know, I don't know why that makes me
Speaker 5: feel better, but it just does make me feel better
Speaker 5: to know that we are engaging with the problem now.
Speaker 3: Reading about other fucked up times in US history when
Speaker 3: you're about to possibly live through an incredibly fucked up
Speaker 3: time in US history, I think that makes sense. Like
Speaker 3: this is a continuum, this is we're all part part
Speaker 3: of a story and people have lived through it before.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and even more importantly just for me, like I
Speaker 5: like the fact that that we should have been activated
Speaker 5: by JFK. But but everybody was just to to to
Speaker 5: you know, checked out or whatever.
Speaker 3: I just to throw people off the scent that he
Speaker 3: had Kennedy killed. Then passed a lot of civil rights legislation, so.
Speaker 1: Passed that ship if I wanted him dead. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: that is such a good LVA tell you about. That's
Speaker 1: all up at my chunk in my bum hoole. Man,
Speaker 1: come on.
Speaker 3: Now, oh man, Rodbie does bunghole. He does need his
Speaker 3: pants altered because he's got big, big dong and a
Speaker 3: low bunghole.
Speaker 4: Something that seem was going up as bunghole.
Speaker 3: Definitely the pants that Taylor riding up my bunghole.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he said something about he was talking about his bunghole. Jack.
Speaker 4: Do you want to share a video? U?
Speaker 1: No, not really.
Speaker 3: I'd love to love to see more from Professor crofton
Speaker 3: other videos.
Speaker 4: Can you show us?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 5: I guess I guess I'm sort of obsessed with history
Speaker 5: because it does remind me that that, yeah, all this
Speaker 5: bad stuff is always happening. And one of the things
Speaker 5: that was bad was a civil war.
Speaker 1: And so I was.
Speaker 5: Watching this once the first time I was ever on
Speaker 5: the show. I talked about metal detecting and how I
Speaker 5: watch it on on on YouTube, and I remember Miles said,
Speaker 5: he what are you talking about? You watch people on
Speaker 5: the beach And then I said, no, yeah, you think.
Speaker 1: I am an idiot? No, he was like Oh boy,
Speaker 1: what is it?
Speaker 5: What do you do, mister sophisticated? And I was like,
Speaker 5: I watched historical metal Detecting, and.
Speaker 1: I'm watching low brow beach metal detective, like.
Speaker 3: Detecting the ideas just like people leave ship on the
Speaker 3: beach and lose ship on the beach. It's just like
Speaker 3: getting getting people's rings and getting people like loose change
Speaker 3: and ship.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and that's not interesting to me at all. In fact,
Speaker 5: the fact that makes me sad. That makes money, they
Speaker 5: made bro, that makes me sad. Why does that make
Speaker 5: you sad?
Speaker 1: Chris?
Speaker 5: I just think it's like that makes me, I don't know,
Speaker 5: like finding some earrings at somebody you know, and then
Speaker 5: being like, ah, they're they're not real gold.
Speaker 1: I mean that just makes me.
Speaker 4: I just think you should be looking for the real ship.
Speaker 4: Like are you sped to.
Speaker 1: Be doing something better with your time? I mean you're
Speaker 1: trying to.
Speaker 3: Make I don't know, you should be up on the
Speaker 3: boardwalk mugging people, yeah, strong arm robbery.
Speaker 1: Whatever it is. I think it's sad finding people's ship
Speaker 1: from yesterday. I don't know why, but but I want to.
Speaker 4: I don't want to one hundred and fifty years yesterday or.
Speaker 5: Cell phones, like, you know, this guy we're about to
Speaker 5: watch if we watch it is like and we don't
Speaker 5: have to. But it's this guy, Aqua Sigger, that was
Speaker 5: one of the people that yeah, that's his name.
Speaker 1: I know. It's like it's it's like, I don't it's
Speaker 1: not the name I would have chosen.
Speaker 5: But his name is Aqua Sigger and he is like
Speaker 5: one of the most popular. He has so many subscribers,
Speaker 5: and he even ended up on a damn he ended
Speaker 5: up on a on a show called oh So where
Speaker 5: he actually got to go to England and and you
Speaker 5: know and like and like all over Europe and do
Speaker 5: like metal detecting and.
Speaker 1: Moats and stuff that's fun. Yeah, so he got to
Speaker 1: I didn't realize but he got to go. Yeah.
Speaker 5: His real name is like Bo something other and he's annoying,
Speaker 5: but he's really really relentless. And the guy I just
Speaker 5: looks at Civil War maps and goes to the river
Speaker 5: where the camp was and says how they drop stuff
Speaker 5: down the bank, and then he goes and finds it.
Speaker 5: And so one day I was watching his stuff and
Speaker 5: then he he found a damn whole musket in the
Speaker 5: in the river from the Civil War. Yeah, and I
Speaker 5: was I was just knocked out. I was knocked out.
Speaker 5: I was like, what else is in the river?
Speaker 1: Then? Is like, you know, is the dark of the
Speaker 1: Covenant and the damn river? Yeah, just sitting there. Yeah, anyways,
Speaker 1: what else is down there? Yeah, like the damn you know,
Speaker 1: everything is in the rif damn the US Constitution.
Speaker 5: Yeah, old jukeboxes and and uh.
Speaker 1: Just all kinds, I mean everything you could possibly want.
Speaker 3: Trump's missing votes from the twenty twenty elections.
Speaker 5: So I'm just saying, so, yeah, so this guy, you know,
Speaker 5: I just think it was a knock knockout thing for
Speaker 5: me to see this that that there's still a.
Speaker 3: And Chris, you are not alone. This video for the
Speaker 3: listeners at home has one point seven million views.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, Okay, So here's him. He's saying, look, this
Speaker 1: seems like a good area to check out. He's clearly
Speaker 1: like in chest high water right now, kind of hot.
Speaker 6: Also, yeah, he stands around in the water particular that
Speaker 6: you know, said, you know, there's gonna be something there,
Speaker 6: And I just had a hunch. I've been hunting out
Speaker 6: for about fifteen minutes, found some modern stuff, nothing great
Speaker 6: until now I don't know if it's great, but it's
Speaker 6: pretty cool from what I can see.
Speaker 1: He's I got a decent signal on the He like
Speaker 1: hit a smile in this way that I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: he's excited. He's like, oh, this guy does not getting
Speaker 1: excited either. He goes He's like, I know, but you
Speaker 1: just uh like look there's this like little lip quiver
Speaker 1: he does that. I'm like, oh he's excited. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: he's excited right now.
Speaker 4: This is right there, he said.
Speaker 3: He like his face is about to smile. And then
Speaker 3: he's like, no, I got come on.
Speaker 1: Ship together.
Speaker 6: Okay, it's pretty cool from what I can see. I
Speaker 6: got a decent signal on the eight Gold said the
Speaker 6: water say a gun down there, some type of long gun.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 6: I could be like a modern shot gun, or could
Speaker 6: be yourself a war gun.
Speaker 1: I'm hoping. I can't really tell for sure. Come on,
Speaker 1: let's take a peek at it. He's teasing it. He
Speaker 1: knows what he's doing.
Speaker 3: Anthing'sw why does he have like uh, oh, the he
Speaker 3: has he has headphones on that look like the headphones
Speaker 3: that wait, you're at a firing range, but it's they're
Speaker 3: the headphones for listening to metal Detector Weird that the
Speaker 3: style is says.
Speaker 1: That he's like Bob Hope but with more algae war gun.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, this ship is so visible, like just just
Speaker 1: sitting there, like this ship is just all around here.
Speaker 3: All right, He's gonna put water and it's gonna immediately
Speaker 3: break there it is.
Speaker 1: We're underwater, folks. So it looks like a stick.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it looks like you would never know you could
Speaker 5: you can, yeah, there's but.
Speaker 1: That thing's been walked over for you know people and
Speaker 1: you know, yeah, swimming and cool every day. They've been
Speaker 1: said on a damn. It seems like he just planted it.
Speaker 3: But it's the exact same like mossy ass color and
Speaker 3: I know, part of a picture of everything.
Speaker 4: Atherfucker just planted.
Speaker 1: He could plant it, but he's not. He finds he's
Speaker 1: got it.
Speaker 3: Like it looks like I feel like it would take
Speaker 3: so much work and to get it to look like that, Yeah,
Speaker 3: to get it to look exactly the same word everything
Speaker 3: around it. Also just that he was like, yeah, I've
Speaker 3: been hunting for about fifteen minutes that I've like found
Speaker 3: a bunch of like modern stuff already. He's like Yeah,
Speaker 3: this guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, stopped finding stuff. He does even videos on finding
Speaker 1: cell phones. I hate them. I hate them. He does
Speaker 1: vide he doesn't.
Speaker 4: Care what he fishes you off. When you see it's
Speaker 4: like a fucking yeah.
Speaker 5: He finds a whole bunch of cell phones and old
Speaker 5: sunglasses and he's just as excited as he is when
Speaker 5: he finds a civil war.
Speaker 3: Gun's just everything we need to know about the people
Speaker 3: of the year twenty twelve.
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, it makes me sad. Everybody in the year
Speaker 1: they love like they loved l G phones. So she's
Speaker 1: in a magnet now to see if he can get
Speaker 1: a little magnet action. That's a hit. Uh yeah, I
Speaker 1: think we got it.
Speaker 3: So he's he's got a magnet on a stick and
Speaker 3: he just picked up the gun with it. It's definitely
Speaker 3: a long rifle. I'm seeing civil war area here, Chris.
Speaker 1: That's a civil war carbing. Yeah, he says that's a
Speaker 1: civil war carbing.
Speaker 5: And he says it all calm, But that's about as
Speaker 5: excited as aqua chicker gets. Yeah, he's a he's a
Speaker 5: very stoic of any guy who.
Speaker 3: Treasurer hunter who doesn't have to name a YouTube channel.
Speaker 1: I mean whatever he's doing, it's working for him.
Speaker 3: He's got one point seven million views on this thing
Speaker 3: of him finding some moss covered gun in the bottom
Speaker 3: of a prick.
Speaker 1: He did say, Wow, this is so cool.
Speaker 5: He's also put up like one point seven million videos.
Speaker 5: The guy is relentless.
Speaker 1: This is number one. Is here? Wow? There it is?
Speaker 1: Look at that. There it is. There's a gun from
Speaker 1: the Civil War? Wow?
Speaker 4: So which side? Which side?
Speaker 1: Though? This reminds me though of I don't know which
Speaker 1: one it is.
Speaker 5: But he he, you know, he is another example of
Speaker 5: a guy that's like, you know, well, no, not a guy,
Speaker 5: but the fact that he's involved with finding things from
Speaker 5: a period of history that we think of is a
Speaker 5: long time ago when uh, not only did the election
Speaker 5: go badly, but there was an actual war and people
Speaker 5: got through it, you know. So that's another thing, Like
Speaker 5: I just like looking at history because it reminds me
Speaker 5: that this is temporary and even if it is bad.
Speaker 5: We have had a really great run in post war America,
Speaker 5: post World War Two, we had an artificially good run
Speaker 5: of just standing around eating ice cream and racing hot
Speaker 5: rods and fucking and you know, doing whatever the fuck
Speaker 5: we wanted. And not worrying about anything. And that is
Speaker 5: not a normal setting, Like we are not supposed to
Speaker 5: be able to just drive through anywhere we want and
Speaker 5: get issued Hamburgers.
Speaker 3: And get a giant fucking my state issued hamburger waiting
Speaker 3: scum back, I'm issuing you a hamburger.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm here from my hamburger.
Speaker 5: And I'd also like a giant cup of icing and
Speaker 5: some het icing for my dog as well, because we
Speaker 5: live in a clicula. Didn't even get fucking pup cups.
Speaker 1: And filterless cigarettes for your daughter?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean whatever we've been living in, like, you know,
Speaker 5: extra money to go gamble, Oh, let's go gambling. I
Speaker 5: mean that's not this is We are living in the Heatonists.
Speaker 5: That's why we're all so fucking over stimulated and bored
Speaker 5: as well. And this is all I talk about in
Speaker 5: coldbrug got me like, so I'm actually just pirrating my
Speaker 5: own content.
Speaker 1: But that's what podcasting is, Chris. But the fact is
Speaker 1: they'll thank you.
Speaker 5: That's the fact is that, yes, we are not living
Speaker 5: in an enlightened manner. We are living like complete slob
Speaker 5: Sugar slobs were sugar eating machines on my podcast I said,
Speaker 5: this is what I said, and I'm gonna use it
Speaker 5: because I like it. Do you know what cafe mocha
Speaker 5: was back in the old days, like say, like the
Speaker 5: year three hundred, what a king, a king got a
Speaker 5: cafe mocha once a year and the people danced and
Speaker 5: only the.
Speaker 1: King got to eat it. Because only the king got
Speaker 1: to experience that level.
Speaker 3: Of decades, they're like, yes, he deserves it.
Speaker 1: He's yes, he deserves it. Is smile and you have
Speaker 1: to travel the globe.
Speaker 5: They had to travel the globe. They had to go
Speaker 5: to Damn, they had to go to you know wherever.
Speaker 5: They had to go to Siam, Siam to get the
Speaker 5: damn chocolate, and then they had to go to they
Speaker 5: had to go to Australia to get the whipped cream.
Speaker 5: And then they had to go to the kill because
Speaker 5: they had to go to Madagascar to get the get
Speaker 5: the part of them. And then finally, after all these elephants,
Speaker 5: trains went through the mountains and they delivered all the ingredients.
Speaker 5: They had a bunch of very lucky people got to
Speaker 5: assemble this mocha for the king, benevolent King.
Speaker 1: I'm of Scandinavia. Side question, but relevant. How often you know,
Speaker 1: knowing like how exotic things were that would travel like
Speaker 1: by land to certain like to the monarchies of different countries,
Speaker 1: how often do you think they pulled up and the
Speaker 1: ship was completely like rotten and yeah, but they're like, ah, fuck.
Speaker 3: Dude, turns out fucking yogurt is disgusting.
Speaker 1: Yeah, or like they hate it anyway because they have
Speaker 1: no like sort of they have no basis for comparison.
Speaker 4: They're like, this looks amazing, this green meat you've brought me. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: I died.
Speaker 1: That's how we got cheese.
Speaker 3: They were like, we brought you milk, and they're like, oh, liquid, solid,
Speaker 3: green ship.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so these people had the eat green meat that
Speaker 5: traveled on the Silk Road. And now we're like, I
Speaker 5: don't know how many How am I supposed to choose
Speaker 5: a movie?
Speaker 1: There's too many on Netflix.
Speaker 3: They all suck different world, different problems.
Speaker 1: I think ours are just as bad. Yeah, personally, But
Speaker 1: to that point, I think it is what you're saying, Chris.
Speaker 1: I think to make it serious again, things do change.
Speaker 1: Nothing stays permanent, and for all the things that we
Speaker 1: think is like we're just stuck in certain systems or whatever,
Speaker 1: that things can happen, and they often do.
Speaker 4: They usually do so.
Speaker 1: And might offer a richer existence.
Speaker 4: Then the cafe Mocha is just for the king.
Speaker 5: That's what I'm saying, Yes, instead of this mindless like
Speaker 5: I want to have fifteen Cafe moca's a day and
Speaker 5: I still feel like shit.
Speaker 1: And if they rune out a mocha, I say, where's
Speaker 1: the mocha. Where's the mocha? Where's the mocha? Motherfers?
Speaker 5: I didn't join Starbucks rewards program to not get any
Speaker 5: fucking mocha. You know, that's the kind of people we're
Speaker 5: dealing with. So, like, if we actually took away all
Speaker 5: the drive throughs, I don't know if that's on Trump's agenda.
Speaker 4: Definitely probably not, But you know, I would like.
Speaker 5: If there was some moment where we had to come
Speaker 5: together and remember that some guy fell in a river
Speaker 5: and dropped his gun and he's probably twenty two years
Speaker 5: old fighting for some bullshit that was all fucking organized
Speaker 5: by politicians as usual, pitting Americans against each other while
Speaker 5: the politicians sit on a hill and smoke pipes or whatever,
Speaker 5: and uh, you know, we're now aware that's all. That's
Speaker 5: what my historical stuff is. That's what reading about hearing
Speaker 5: about the JFK assassination is is just like, if we
Speaker 5: can get engaged, we're gonna find out that that is
Speaker 5: such a good feeling as opposed to this endless, hedonistic
Speaker 5: existence which America has been indulging in.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just yeah, the consumption to sort of sue the
Speaker 1: like bigger problems that we have because it it's insane.
Speaker 1: It's been pretty brilliant, I think, just globally where it's like,
Speaker 1: let's swap out progress for consumption and use that as
Speaker 1: the new gold standard for people to experience some kind
Speaker 1: of meaning. It's like, how much can you get these
Speaker 1: cool pants? And everyone feels like a husk?
Speaker 5: You know what I mean, there's no because everyone has
Speaker 5: the exact same shit too, so it's.
Speaker 1: Like, not me, you just have to my drip. I
Speaker 1: drip different, baby, I d different. You know, you know what?
Speaker 4: Anybody else with a Dodgers hat.
Speaker 1: I have never seen that nice barely applied. I voted
Speaker 1: sex nice one. What did you say, Jack? Call me?
Speaker 3: Because I dripped different? And I think for the listeners
Speaker 3: it was here the second time around. Yeah, dirty jokes
Speaker 3: from the era of the Civil war.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's bring back dirty jokes.
Speaker 3: Let's you can't say anything anymore.
Speaker 1: Welcome back to the podcast Going Blue and MOUs and Jack.
Speaker 3: Do you think Joe Biden is like hoping that kind
Speaker 3: of that the Democrats lose so he.
Speaker 1: Can be like, see fucking told you. I don't know
Speaker 1: what I say, man, what I say? Mac, As long
Speaker 1: as as long as someone tucks him in that night,
Speaker 1: I think he'll be okay. Yeah, yeah, uh well we
Speaker 1: it's it's about that time taking another break. Brow, We're
Speaker 1: gonna get back, We're gonna do some other videos. We'll
Speaker 1: be right back and we're back back.
Speaker 3: And I just did a cub scout outing with the
Speaker 3: first graders and one of the things we looked at
Speaker 3: was man made versus nature. And one of the things
Speaker 3: that I think is very cool about the video Christia
Speaker 3: showed us is that I would have thought that shit
Speaker 3: was a stick on the bottom of the river. Turns
Speaker 3: out there there's cathedrals all around us for those with us.
Speaker 1: I just love like a kid's like, mister O'Brien, look
Speaker 1: what I found, Like, put that fucking stick back? Are
Speaker 1: you serious? That ain't nothing? You're gonna hurt somebody all right,
Speaker 1: but looks it has a lever action. What just get
Speaker 1: out of here. That's stupid. That's stupid anyway, So Dally
Speaker 1: Plaza nineteen sixty three. I'm that stick over here. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna draw you a diagram. Actually bring me that. Let's
Speaker 1: pretend this stick is the motorcade. What okay, Chris, I
Speaker 1: have a question. You ever been to a shooting alley?
Speaker 1: You ever been to a You ever been to a
Speaker 1: Dutch rave? Chris? Uh No, I have not. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: this man in the video also hasn't, and is also
Speaker 1: based on his speaking voice, sounds like an American.
Speaker 4: This is one of my favorite online.
Speaker 1: Videos that I remember when we were all hanging alley
Speaker 1: of the office, I was always saying the word piss
Speaker 1: buck and I was like, Oh, I needed pissy book.
Speaker 1: People need to.
Speaker 4: Understand what this is.
Speaker 1: This is a video.
Speaker 4: This is clearly from some like weird Dutch TV show
Speaker 4: or they're like on scene at a music festival.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and uh they're just checking out the urinals the
Speaker 1: male bathroom section at the rave and this is Oh
Speaker 1: I think I've seen this. Yeah, those off flinkers, scamcraft
Speaker 1: flinkish Kampa here comes a guy straight out of Central
Speaker 1: casting as a truck driver. He's grabbing a urinal cake
Speaker 1: or soap.
Speaker 4: Maybe yeah, get that, get it on.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 5: This is.
Speaker 3: He's like what I think it is? Man?
Speaker 1: I think it is man? WHOA Yo, gobs.
Speaker 5: Wonders are so mad, Yeah, boomers are so mad.
Speaker 1: A for the record, is it in piss buck?
Speaker 3: And for director directs it is a piss book.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a piss buck. The guy when he's like,
Speaker 4: is it a urinal?
Speaker 1: Is it? The whole exchange and then let me hear
Speaker 1: him again because it froze from me. This isn't a urinalsic.
Speaker 2: Oh, I think it is man.
Speaker 1: I think it is Man. I love that version where
Speaker 1: you don't want to be like, yeah, dude, you're rubbing
Speaker 1: like rave piss all over your hands right now. It's
Speaker 1: just like, well, I feel like rave piss. Yeah.
Speaker 4: If you like to wash your hands a rave piss,
Speaker 4: then you got.
Speaker 1: That fair record. It's some piss buck.
Speaker 4: Chris, are you looking up the definition right now on
Speaker 4: your phone?
Speaker 1: No? No, I'm looking up No.
Speaker 5: I was just thinking about getting how people some immune
Speaker 5: systems are pretty good. You can wash your hands and piss.
Speaker 1: And be fine. Probably.
Speaker 5: Yeah, people, you know, my dad's only eating ice creams
Speaker 5: whole life, and he's still alive.
Speaker 1: He's eighty three. You know, he didn't do any one
Speaker 1: thing that anybody said. My friend, my friend's grandmother lived
Speaker 1: to ninety eight, smoked cigarettes and only had diet coke
Speaker 1: and hot dogs for food. Yeah, it's yeah, what happened.
Speaker 3: I believe in a little something called genetics.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. Good sources. I've read good
Speaker 1: rate horses resources. I've lost my track of thought.
Speaker 5: I think that the best video to watch would be
Speaker 5: maybe hmm, I was trying to well, no, I don't forget.
Speaker 3: I wonder have we ever said Boso records dubbed over?
Speaker 3: I wonder if we've ever said farther record some piss
Speaker 3: buck Yeah, yeah, yeah for the red on the show
Speaker 3: before and eagle eared listeners.
Speaker 1: Do eagles have good ears? Sure? They got to hear
Speaker 1: them and let us know if they've ever heard a
Speaker 1: reference to that.
Speaker 5: Did you guys watch the Octopus Octopus on on Netflix?
Speaker 1: The Octopus, the Octopus Exquisite Friend the Octopus. Isn't that one.
Speaker 5: That was like the Octopus Conspiracy or something it's about
Speaker 5: it's a it's a great document about deep state stuff
Speaker 5: and yay, I.
Speaker 1: Heard about that last year. It's the Octopus, Yeah, I
Speaker 1: think so.
Speaker 5: It's about a journalist that was murdered and they said
Speaker 5: it was a suicide, but.
Speaker 1: It was like so suspicious, right, yeah, just like very strange.
Speaker 5: And and and in the middle of it one of
Speaker 5: these government one of these like CIA operative guys like
Speaker 5: uh he he this journalist was sort of trying to
Speaker 5: chase down this story, and he's he took her into
Speaker 5: his apartment and said and like his wife was there
Speaker 5: and like she brought like sandwiches in or something.
Speaker 1: And then they were like we're in this office and
Speaker 1: he's like, watch this, and he rolled the tape.
Speaker 5: Of the there's a brutal film where where the driver
Speaker 5: turned around and shot the president and he's like and
Speaker 5: then he turned it off and said, don't believe anything
Speaker 5: you see or everything you know.
Speaker 1: Isn't true, and then told her to go away.
Speaker 5: Like he brought her into his house to be like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 5: have good time investigating this, but let me show you something.
Speaker 5: And he showed that and then he said, but the
Speaker 5: woman who told that story was dead. Serious like some
Speaker 5: journalist who is not making that ship up.
Speaker 1: Wait, so the dudes driving like this, and he's just like,
Speaker 1: you know what, let me just turn around and off
Speaker 1: this quickly.
Speaker 5: Kind of yes, And and it was probably fake, but
Speaker 5: it was It was meant to freaker out.
Speaker 1: It was just saying, don't believe anything. Anything you think
Speaker 1: is true.
Speaker 5: We fucked with basically, like, I'm involved in this ship,
Speaker 5: and you know, before you start trying to find the truth,
Speaker 5: know that there's a million people who will kill you
Speaker 5: if you get close to it. And also you're not
Speaker 5: gonna even know it if you see it.
Speaker 1: I'm not talking to you. I'm not talking to you
Speaker 1: brow all, but I.
Speaker 5: Am saying that that's a good movie to watch for
Speaker 5: for another you know, for for another reason. Why you
Speaker 5: should you know, maybe spend less time being mad about
Speaker 5: Mocha and more time running for office.
Speaker 4: There you go mad about Mocha your new podcast.
Speaker 5: I wish I could play something good for you. I
Speaker 5: would have brought some fun stuff if I knew we
Speaker 5: were doing I didn't.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't have brought like JFK. I thought we were
Speaker 1: doing like I didn't know we were doing. Like I
Speaker 1: take the day off. This, this is fun, this is okay,
Speaker 1: the show is.
Speaker 5: I want this show because I want to like, I
Speaker 5: want the people to be if this is a day off,
Speaker 5: we should be showing videos of like there's the video
Speaker 5: if you ever see the video of the guys trying
Speaker 5: to drive the U haul truck out of the parking
Speaker 5: garage and they tear the whole truck to pieces.
Speaker 1: Well, I don't think, oh it's so good.
Speaker 5: It's these guys who take a U all truck into
Speaker 5: a parking garage that's not designed for it.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like it's crazy that they let us just
Speaker 3: drive you just rent you Hall trucks and drive them.
Speaker 1: Dude, yes, do not get up.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and then like the whole they like do everything
Speaker 5: you could possibly do, until they finally just have to
Speaker 5: run away because they've like, yeah, this now this is
Speaker 5: what I want to watch.
Speaker 1: This is you wanted. These guys are unbelieved that you
Speaker 1: Haul coming in it already hit Like I think the okay,
Speaker 1: this thing is it's like maybe I can fit. Oh,
Speaker 1: but that's just the beginning. These guys are. That's the thing.
Speaker 1: They're like, well, okay, well let's just back it up
Speaker 1: to see if an American. Oh, it gets so much worse.
Speaker 1: They end up. Don't watch out for that one buddy
Speaker 1: did wait what hey wait what did they even go
Speaker 1: up on? So they pulled they're up on three wheels.
Speaker 1: I think it was just the they're not done. Oh
Speaker 1: yeah they are.
Speaker 4: What are they doing? You're gonna fucking flip this thing.
Speaker 1: They are stoned, They're gonna flip it for that's a stone.
Speaker 1: They're what it's not over, but still trying to do it.
Speaker 1: And I love this guy's This guy got out, he's like,
Speaker 1: hold on the tires. Yeah, I was like down, Yeah,
Speaker 1: like they hit they hit a sewage thing? Is that
Speaker 1: a switch line? It's it's gotten. Yeah, like going and
Speaker 1: they're not done.
Speaker 3: I just like back just back out, but like the
Speaker 3: backing out in a U haul truck does seem like
Speaker 3: it would be difficult.
Speaker 1: And look back out, just straight back. Damn. I identify
Speaker 1: with this. At least this isn't happening. They're just for
Speaker 1: for people who aren't watching the video. I don't know
Speaker 1: this is this is one way to incentivize just check
Speaker 1: out the video. Episode. Look, it's one it's one episode
Speaker 1: a week where we're going to be doing videos. The
Speaker 1: other seven uploads we do a week purely audio, So
Speaker 1: please don't worry. This isn't a fully video podcast right now.
Speaker 1: But what Okay, So they're still it's just like they've
Speaker 1: the whole building, but they somehow manage. These two delivery
Speaker 1: drivers are just like, we need to get out of here.
Speaker 1: We have now, we have to get out of here
Speaker 1: if we get bought in here. We've torn the sewage
Speaker 1: pipe out, We've got the water pipes going because we
Speaker 1: get he just kept going forward. They just they just
Speaker 1: won't stop and just beyond this camera. I've been there.
Speaker 3: I don't know if you.
Speaker 1: Guys have been there. I have, yeah, yeah, and you're
Speaker 1: just like we have to get a wave keys like
Speaker 1: pushing forward. What have you guys been doing down here?
Speaker 3: You know?
Speaker 1: I'd like to someone coming. Hey boys, Hey guys, first time,
Speaker 1: first time driving a cube trucker. What's going on? All right?
Speaker 1: They practically tore the building down. Yeah that was uh look,
Speaker 1: that's called that's called American ingenuity and gump ship it there.
Speaker 4: So shout out to those people in the U haul man.
Speaker 3: You know, and something in here, whether it be the
Speaker 3: guy washing his hands in the urinal and then looking
Speaker 3: and being like, that's not a urinal, is it, and the.
Speaker 1: Europeans saying it is.
Speaker 3: Whether that or the people driving the U haul just
Speaker 3: back and forth and just causing increasing damage but never
Speaker 3: having the idea to back out from where they entered.
Speaker 3: Something in here will resonate with what happened will be metaphorical.
Speaker 3: You will, and you will understand the metaphor, and you'll
Speaker 3: understand why we've shown these videos or just played the
Speaker 3: audio for them and us being like, oh no, you
Speaker 3: can't see that this.
Speaker 1: Election is either going to bring us U haul van
Speaker 1: or piss buck. Yeah, and we'll see what the outcome is.
Speaker 1: No way to know.
Speaker 3: Chris crofton pleasure having you as always on the Daily's.
Speaker 1: It's a lot of fun. And I'm glad to spend
Speaker 1: this day with you guys, and so glad we're here
Speaker 1: with you too.
Speaker 6: Man.
Speaker 1: I want everybody to hang in there and and have
Speaker 1: a you know, have a whatever. I don't know, uh,
Speaker 1: where can people find you? Follow you? I've gone podcasts
Speaker 1: crazy and I've learned how to edit on my audacity
Speaker 1: and I am taking I'm going on so many dates
Speaker 1: where I talk about audacity and first dates and I
Speaker 1: say audacity, Yeah, I use it a little sowhere called
Speaker 1: probably it might be a new thing, and I am.
Speaker 5: So I'm doing Good Morning Got Me like Monday, Wednesday, Friday,
Speaker 5: where it's a seven or eight minute podcast where I
Speaker 5: read I've been reading out of this book, uh that
Speaker 5: my that I love during my childhood called Lizard Music
Speaker 5: and it's a very funny book. And then I read
Speaker 5: a poem that I take the suggestions for the poems
Speaker 5: off Patreon, and then I play part of a song
Speaker 5: and that's it, and I say good morning, and I
Speaker 5: ring a bell and it's it's three days a week
Speaker 5: and it's like bite sized.
Speaker 1: You can listen to it in two seconds, and it's.
Speaker 5: Got a song that I'm hoping will be a song
Speaker 5: that you obviously I can only play part of the song,
Speaker 5: but you can go track it down and it's a
Speaker 5: great song to start your day. And I love turning
Speaker 5: people onto music. And then I've got my Cobrew got
Speaker 5: Colebrew Got Me like did I do with my brother?
Speaker 5: And now I'm doing Cobrew Conversations today and interviewed Jamie Loftus,
Speaker 5: who says hi to everybody and it was such fun
Speaker 5: to talk to her about this sort of stuff as well,
Speaker 5: and about you know, she's volunteering at a homeless aid organization.
Speaker 5: That's she said, that's how making her feel like acting locally,
Speaker 5: you know, regardless of what happens also voting, but but
Speaker 5: you know, but but doing what you can locally.
Speaker 1: Is very important.
Speaker 5: And then then the rest of it is just like,
Speaker 5: I got a new record coming out in March. This
Speaker 5: documentary is done about me that's been ten years in
Speaker 5: the works and that's coming out in March two. So
Speaker 5: there's lots of lots you can hear me talk even more.
Speaker 4: Hell yeah, A lot on the way, A lot on
Speaker 4: the way.
Speaker 3: Is there a working media you've been enjoying. I guess
Speaker 3: we've just been talking about work to media nonsense.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, I did a I did.
Speaker 5: A little thing, or I mean I did a little thing.
Speaker 5: I did the job for once, Like I went and
Speaker 5: found some media. Oh hell, I did a little what
Speaker 5: you guys wanted me to do. Okay, it's New York
Speaker 5: Times pitch pot. You guys are probably oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 5: I love that guy, Doug J. Balloon and uh it's
Speaker 5: at Doug J. Balloon and he said today, if Trump wins,
Speaker 5: Harris supporters must accept his victory peacefully and without rancor.
Speaker 5: And if Harris wins, Harry supporters must be understanding about
Speaker 5: Trump supporters violence and rioting. And it's a parody account,
Speaker 5: parodying the New York Times, and often the New York
Speaker 5: Times outdoes him with their Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was here in cent both sides on m PR yesterday.
Speaker 1: It's so hard to listen to NPR. Don't don't check
Speaker 1: people when they're lying out loud, because that would be rude.
Speaker 1: I guess saying wrong shit outloud. Yeah, Miles, where can
Speaker 1: people find you? There? Working media you've been enjoying, find
Speaker 1: me laying down?
Speaker 4: Okay, all right, because I need a break.
Speaker 1: Instagram, I was a great you want to to a
Speaker 1: basketball podcast as Miles and Jack got mad boost DC
Speaker 1: ninety Dance, which is my escapism.
Speaker 4: I do that talking on four to twenty Day Fiance.
Speaker 1: Oh and also shout out the Good Thief that documentary podcast.
Speaker 4: I was on the True Crime podcast.
Speaker 1: We won a Signal award, which hey, so now I
Speaker 1: can say I'm award winning.
Speaker 4: Okay, hell and all I had to do was talk baby.
Speaker 4: But yeah, that was a fantastic shout out to everybody.
Speaker 1: Uh that Yeah, thanks. There is a tweet that I did, like,
Speaker 1: actually it's at only a world away and this is
Speaker 1: in regards to the Peanut the squirrel shit that's going on,
Speaker 1: like as we led into the election to say, this
Speaker 1: is the tweet. I work at the facility where they
Speaker 1: put down Peanut the squirrel, and after it happened, it
Speaker 1: was quiet. But then the doctor farted and we all laughed.
Speaker 1: Then someone yelled downtown and threw peanut at the novelty
Speaker 1: basketball hoop on our trash can, but he missed and
Speaker 1: Peanut hit the wall. And then one more just a video.
Speaker 1: This is just something for me and the folks that
Speaker 1: just have weird, uh misplaced anger issues at times. This
Speaker 1: is on.
Speaker 4: This is from TikTok and let me just pull it up.
Speaker 5: People who talk and they have white stuff right here
Speaker 5: and right here and then they be fumbing at the mouth.
Speaker 1: Do you want me to beat the ship out of you?
Speaker 1: I like that. That's from at fee p h e
Speaker 1: E E Underscores. Just love that. I just love that
Speaker 1: because I can do that for you you want. I
Speaker 1: can help you out there. Yeah, if you need that.
Speaker 1: So that's very much on some Oh you're a tough
Speaker 1: guy type energy. Yeah, just angry at some little stuff. Okay,
Speaker 1: you want to beat the ship out of you.
Speaker 5: By the way, real quick, I just want to say
Speaker 5: thank you everybody who got in touch with me and
Speaker 5: said they watched Devil at Your Heels.
Speaker 1: So many watched Your Heels and they were like, man,
Speaker 1: this is a good movie. And I was like, God,
Speaker 1: damn it.
Speaker 3: Man, you got ten years later the one person who
Speaker 3: can get someone to watch a documentary.
Speaker 1: I was thrilled. I was thrilled that people were sending
Speaker 1: me pictures of their TV screen and stuff. So it's
Speaker 1: very fun. It's Ken Carter on there.
Speaker 3: It's like an incredible superpower. You should have to file
Speaker 3: that with the Legion with man that.
Speaker 1: I'm just so grateful to the Zeit Gang for for
Speaker 1: you know, for being a whatever, nice.
Speaker 7: Yes talk underscore Obrian tweet I've been enjoying at Old
Speaker 7: friend ninety nine tweeted friendly reminder that gulp is with
Speaker 7: a hard G.
Speaker 1: I once said, jolp as my bullies were closing in
Speaker 1: and it only made matters worse. That's funny.
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Speaker 3: well as a song that we think you might enjoy.
Speaker 1: Uh. You can also go check for YouTube channel out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you now have video versions of some episodes like this one.
Speaker 4: Yes, exactly.
Speaker 1: But Miles, is there a song that you think people
Speaker 1: might in. Yes, there's another surprise surprise band out of
Speaker 1: Australia that's pretty cool.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 1: They describe their music as hypnotic dance punk and they're
Speaker 1: from Melbourne.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 4: They're called Gut Health, which I think we can all
Speaker 4: you know, use a little bit of that behind that one.
Speaker 1: And the track is called Inner Norm. And Dude, the
Speaker 1: fucking bass, the picked bass on this baseline is fucking.
Speaker 1: It's grouping and it's it's moving and I like that.
Speaker 1: So if you liked like a heavy pick bass, sort
Speaker 1: of like melolodic bassline, this tracks for you. You like
Speaker 1: a little energy, you like a power, powerful female vocal.
Speaker 1: This is it Gut Health Inner Norm. All right, we
Speaker 1: will link.
Speaker 4: Off to that in the football.
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Speaker 3: That's gonna do it for us this morning, back this
Speaker 3: afternoon to tell you what happened in the election last night.
Speaker 3: I guess maybe maybe we'll be back like this morning.
Speaker 3: We'll probably try and do it, or we'll have our
Speaker 3: backs to the wall. We don't know, Yeah, we don't know,
Speaker 3: but we'll be back at some point today with the
Speaker 3: episode where we actually talked about the election results, and
Speaker 3: we will talk to you all done.
Speaker 1: Bye bye, thank you,