WEBVTT - Hour 3 - Will Ferrell (05-04-20) 0:00:00.680 --> 0:00:03.480 You are listening to the Dan Patrick Show on Fox 0:00:03.560 --> 0:00:06.320 Sports Radio Final Hour on this Monday, Dan and the 0:00:06.360 --> 0:00:08.560 Dan n Stan Patrick Show our best and worst of 0:00:08.560 --> 0:00:10.840 the weekend. More of your phone calls. Will Ferrell will 0:00:10.880 --> 0:00:15.320 stop by a little bit later. On the headlines, Don Shula, 0:00:15.480 --> 0:00:19.120 the great patriarch of the Miami Dolphins, has passed away 0:00:19.160 --> 0:00:22.239 at the age of ninety. Andy Dalton signs with the 0:00:22.320 --> 0:00:26.080 Dallas Cowboys. The NFL is going to have their schedule 0:00:26.160 --> 0:00:29.960 release released on time coming up next weekend, and the 0:00:30.080 --> 0:00:33.040 NBA looking at a delayed start to next season. I 0:00:33.080 --> 0:00:35.360 think if you're able to get the playoffs, you're gonna 0:00:35.360 --> 0:00:37.360 have to have a few regular season games. This is 0:00:37.400 --> 0:00:40.280 if it happens, You're gonna have a few regular season games, 0:00:40.720 --> 0:00:43.639 and then you go into the postseason. May not be 0:00:43.720 --> 0:00:46.160 the best of seven, maybe a best of three to start, 0:00:46.240 --> 0:00:48.120 maybe a best of five, then the best of seven. 0:00:48.760 --> 0:00:51.360 But from what I was told over the weekend, probably 0:00:51.440 --> 0:00:55.960 then you would start the season next year around Christmas time. Now, 0:00:56.360 --> 0:00:58.279 these are just things that are being thrown out. These 0:00:58.320 --> 0:01:01.520 are people who are involved in conversations here and it 0:01:01.520 --> 0:01:03.920 feels like everything is on the table. But those are 0:01:03.960 --> 0:01:07.279 just some of the headlines here, I was telling PAULI, 0:01:07.760 --> 0:01:12.039 I'm paying somebody to redo. In nineteen seventy three, Rs 0:01:12.080 --> 0:01:15.720 Porsche and I had settled on this color stone gray, 0:01:15.959 --> 0:01:19.240 and all of a sudden over the weekend, I changed it. 0:01:19.440 --> 0:01:21.840 I see, I really liked your stone gray idea when 0:01:21.840 --> 0:01:23.360 you told me about it a couple months ago, because 0:01:23.560 --> 0:01:25.319 you see Porsche's and there's a lot of red and 0:01:25.440 --> 0:01:28.160 black and yeah, and you don't that's an original color. 0:01:28.200 --> 0:01:32.080 It's cool, it is. It looks beautiful. And we only 0:01:32.160 --> 0:01:35.200 started to paint a little bit of the car, like 0:01:35.600 --> 0:01:40.880 inside where the engine is. We pulled the engine and 0:01:41.360 --> 0:01:44.280 painted just a little bit. And I said to the 0:01:44.319 --> 0:01:46.240 guy who's doing all the work, I said, you know what, 0:01:47.040 --> 0:01:49.080 I want to change the color. He said, what do 0:01:49.080 --> 0:01:51.680 you want to go with? And I said, viper green. 0:01:52.520 --> 0:01:55.960 What is viper green? Well, if you google viper green. Now, 0:01:56.040 --> 0:01:57.960 the thing that I don't like about it is that 0:01:58.040 --> 0:02:00.680 it's a notice me color. It's the guy who has 0:02:00.680 --> 0:02:04.360 the red Ferrari like, this is viper green, and this 0:02:04.560 --> 0:02:08.560 is here it comes, yeah, Paul, viper green. To put 0:02:08.560 --> 0:02:10.400 it in perspective for people listening, would be like the 0:02:10.400 --> 0:02:13.000 color of a popsicle. Okay, you took it out of 0:02:13.000 --> 0:02:16.800 the can. It's bright green, not forest green. It's not 0:02:17.280 --> 0:02:21.600 it's it's closer like a limey. It's it's viper green. 0:02:22.480 --> 0:02:25.760 So I'm redoing a nineteen seventy three yards. Oh, Paul 0:02:25.840 --> 0:02:28.080 gave the thumbs down to viper green. I hate to 0:02:28.360 --> 0:02:30.840 tell you this, Dan, I don't know. It's okay, it's okay. 0:02:30.960 --> 0:02:34.600 I it's pretty stunning on a Porsche. But have you 0:02:34.639 --> 0:02:39.600 guys did you guys google viper green seat? And you're giggling. Well, 0:02:39.919 --> 0:02:41.919 not to rain on anyone's parade here, but so far, 0:02:41.919 --> 0:02:43.960 I think you're rope for two and okay, all right, 0:02:44.440 --> 0:02:46.880 all right, yes, Paul, I did find a picture of one, 0:02:47.040 --> 0:02:48.600 and I see a done one and then it has 0:02:48.639 --> 0:02:51.919 a kind of seventies cool Brad Pitt would be driving 0:02:51.960 --> 0:02:55.040 it in that movie with Tarantino Once upon a Time. Yeah, 0:02:55.040 --> 0:02:58.760 that he might be driving that movie maybe, So I'm yeah, okay, 0:02:59.040 --> 0:03:01.320 Nick Lovin, it'd be cool. Are you going to add 0:03:01.320 --> 0:03:05.560 a big like decal logo of a teenage mutant? Okay? 0:03:05.600 --> 0:03:08.959 All right? Wow, oh wow, John's fire got it? Oh 0:03:09.040 --> 0:03:11.560 it's super cool. I'm just I think it's just like 0:03:11.560 --> 0:03:14.480 a Gone in sixty Seconds Fast and Furious inspiration. Yeah, 0:03:14.480 --> 0:03:16.440 because they have a lot of those. Well, I do 0:03:16.560 --> 0:03:18.760 love both of those movies. I love the Fast and 0:03:18.800 --> 0:03:22.000 Furious franchise and I love Gone in sixty Seconds. Oh, 0:03:22.040 --> 0:03:25.480 mister car guy Todd, I'm all in on the viber. 0:03:25.520 --> 0:03:27.520 You may change your mind now because of that. I oh, 0:03:27.560 --> 0:03:31.919 I don't care about the front row. No, there's there's 0:03:31.919 --> 0:03:34.600 already a certain amount of attention attached to look at me. 0:03:34.639 --> 0:03:36.040 I have a Porsche, so you might as well go 0:03:36.080 --> 0:03:38.280 all in and go with a wacky color to to 0:03:38.320 --> 0:03:40.320 get even more attention on. I don't know if it's wacky. 0:03:40.360 --> 0:03:42.440 Whacky's a tough word. I don't know if it's way 0:03:42.480 --> 0:03:48.480 whacky the good word acky whacky like wild throw caution 0:03:48.520 --> 0:03:53.600 to the winds, just horrendous, good putred, but in a 0:03:53.600 --> 0:04:01.040 good way. Ways. Thank you, Todd, Thank you. Have you 0:04:01.040 --> 0:04:03.600 committed to this? I haven't. We haven't bought the paint yet. 0:04:03.760 --> 0:04:06.120 Got that gray out. It's so nice. It's stone gray, 0:04:06.880 --> 0:04:12.040 I know. And it's not a midlife crisis. Already went 0:04:12.080 --> 0:04:14.600 through that. And this paint isn't cheap, you know, like 0:04:16.480 --> 0:04:23.880 it's viper green. Baby, come get some and got Houndstooth 0:04:24.480 --> 0:04:27.279 interior black and white with the insert of the seats 0:04:27.640 --> 0:04:30.840 and uh, you mean like Alabama, like Bear Bryant, but 0:04:30.960 --> 0:04:36.640 black and white. Oh yeah, and then the Porsche decal 0:04:36.839 --> 0:04:42.279 on the side is black. Yeah, it's viper green. In fact, 0:04:42.360 --> 0:04:45.160 if you're watching on YouTube dot com, snash to the 0:04:45.200 --> 0:04:49.719 Dan Patrick show inside the Bengals helmet. Now see that colored, 0:04:49.760 --> 0:04:54.240 the next color, Paul, that's viper green inside Andy Dalton's 0:04:54.240 --> 0:04:57.320 helmet right there. If you're not watching, then you have 0:04:57.400 --> 0:05:01.560 no idea what the hell I'm talking about. Okay, So 0:05:02.120 --> 0:05:05.080 there you have it. We'll keep people up in well. 0:05:05.120 --> 0:05:08.080 I told people I would that it's it's viper green. 0:05:08.360 --> 0:05:11.840 It's a seventy three rs. For gearheads out there, they're 0:05:11.839 --> 0:05:15.040 gonna understand it. They'll appreciate it, and they'll say, all right, 0:05:15.240 --> 0:05:18.840 that's badass, man, badass. All right, let's go around the room, 0:05:18.880 --> 0:05:21.680 best room, Worst of the weekend. I'm gonna start with Todd, 0:05:22.279 --> 0:05:25.520 the Wacky Todd Fritz Hey Todd by best of the weekend. 0:05:25.560 --> 0:05:27.320 I'm going off the sports board. I went on a 0:05:27.400 --> 0:05:30.760 nice five mile walk with my daughter Lindsay, and she 0:05:30.839 --> 0:05:33.160 kept me moving at a good pace, so God bless 0:05:33.200 --> 0:05:36.200 her trying to you know, get me to a get 0:05:36.240 --> 0:05:38.080 into some kind of shape. She was going really fast, 0:05:38.120 --> 0:05:40.320 so I had to step up my walking game, so 0:05:40.680 --> 0:05:42.960 I got into nice five miles over the weekend. Worst 0:05:43.120 --> 0:05:45.920 former A's pitcher Matt Keo passing away at the age 0:05:45.960 --> 0:05:48.960 of sixty four. That was sad. Remember watching him pitch 0:05:49.000 --> 0:05:51.520 and having his baseball card. Thank you, Todd. Well, it 0:05:51.560 --> 0:05:56.159 took a pandemic for Todd to try to get in shape. Mclovin. Okay, 0:05:56.200 --> 0:05:59.960 I finally watched the movie Contagion, which we've talked about, 0:06:00.560 --> 0:06:03.560 and uh man, they really nailed everything. All the terms 0:06:03.560 --> 0:06:06.039 that we used now were in that movie. Worse is 0:06:06.080 --> 0:06:09.919 it was so depressing I couldn't sleep. Afterwards, I started 0:06:09.920 --> 0:06:14.400 watching Better Call Saul. I finally I finally said, all right, 0:06:14.400 --> 0:06:17.599 I'm gonna I got to dive in here. There's enough 0:06:17.640 --> 0:06:20.800 time in between Breaking Bad and you know, Better Call 0:06:20.880 --> 0:06:23.960 Saul that there's some separation there that I'm not going 0:06:24.000 --> 0:06:28.159 to compare the two, and it's it's really well done. Yeah, Bob, 0:06:28.279 --> 0:06:31.479 Bob Odenkirk does a wonderful job. And I was told 0:06:31.560 --> 0:06:34.120 second season a Better Call Saul. You know, it gets 0:06:34.200 --> 0:06:37.719 better as you go along, and uh, they're right, better 0:06:37.720 --> 0:06:40.279 call Saul has been great. Seetan O'Connor junior. The third 0:06:40.320 --> 0:06:42.440 best and worst of the weekend. My best of the 0:06:42.480 --> 0:06:45.440 weekend was watching everybody during the Last Dance try and 0:06:45.480 --> 0:06:51.679 pronounce Tony Kukoach's name. How many how many different pronunciations 0:06:51.720 --> 0:06:55.200 that they had of Tony ku kok It's everybody who 0:06:55.240 --> 0:06:57.560 they brought brought on there had a different one that 0:06:57.680 --> 0:07:02.120 the ku kock, the cock choo whatever. They couldn't figure 0:07:02.120 --> 0:07:04.080 out his name. It was so funny, even when he 0:07:04.120 --> 0:07:07.400 was drafted and crushed. I know, even when he was drafted, 0:07:07.400 --> 0:07:10.440 I don't think they pronounced his name correctly. Yeah. Yeah. 0:07:10.520 --> 0:07:12.240 My worst of the weekend is still staying with the 0:07:12.280 --> 0:07:16.280 Last Dance book. Man, they didn't do Horace Grant any favors. Huh. 0:07:16.320 --> 0:07:19.320 Don't you get the feeling Horace Grant was jettison because 0:07:19.440 --> 0:07:23.000 he might have been the league for Sam Smiths the 0:07:23.080 --> 0:07:27.600 Jordan rules. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're like, non't me. It 0:07:27.680 --> 0:07:29.840 was probably a lot of people probably said something, Oh 0:07:29.880 --> 0:07:32.080 I know is somebody was a great source for that 0:07:32.160 --> 0:07:36.680 book for Sam Smith And I was surprised Jordan allowed 0:07:36.800 --> 0:07:42.160 Sam Smith, who legendary basketball writer in Chicago, legendary, and 0:07:42.280 --> 0:07:45.040 that he allowed Sam Smith to be in the documentary, 0:07:46.480 --> 0:07:50.120 like I Peter Vessey, who covered the NBA and really 0:07:50.720 --> 0:07:54.560 had one of those quintessential columns, like you know, he 0:07:55.080 --> 0:08:00.400 created this form and he did it in such a 0:08:00.440 --> 0:08:03.360 caustic way, like he was sardonic. He was sarcastic, and 0:08:03.400 --> 0:08:05.880 he did this, you know, great column and then he 0:08:05.920 --> 0:08:09.320 started doing NBC, you know, covering the NBA finals. He 0:08:09.360 --> 0:08:14.280 did interviews, but Vessy was not part of the Jordan documentary. 0:08:14.320 --> 0:08:16.440 And I don't know if that's because he and Mike 0:08:16.480 --> 0:08:19.840 didn't get along, but I'm sure that Peter Vessey would 0:08:19.840 --> 0:08:22.840 have had some stories to tell. Maybe that's why they 0:08:22.880 --> 0:08:27.000 didn't have him. Yeah, Hey, I was disappointed. I wasn't 0:08:27.200 --> 0:08:30.320 asked to be in it, you know, to be transparent. Yeah, 0:08:30.320 --> 0:08:33.280 I was. So I was really disappointed and I didn't go, Well, 0:08:33.320 --> 0:08:35.960 let me see who else is being interviewed. I'm sure 0:08:36.000 --> 0:08:38.440 that you know, Jason Hare, who's done a great job 0:08:38.559 --> 0:08:40.880 as the director. You know, they're getting all of these 0:08:40.880 --> 0:08:45.079 people now, and there's over one hundred people. I mean, 0:08:45.120 --> 0:08:48.559 I haven't had any conversation any friction with Michael Jordan. 0:08:48.640 --> 0:08:51.040 Never had it. You know, we had what I thought 0:08:51.160 --> 0:08:55.280 was a great relationship, professional relationship, and plus, nobody did 0:08:55.320 --> 0:08:58.720 more Jordan highlights than I did in the nineties. Nobody 0:08:59.640 --> 0:09:04.360 did him, and I would have thought that just some 0:09:04.440 --> 0:09:07.640 of the stories behind the scenes, you know, during those 0:09:07.720 --> 0:09:10.800 NBA Finals, you know that maybe they would have made air. 0:09:11.160 --> 0:09:13.720 But yeah, I was disappointed that I didn't get that 0:09:13.760 --> 0:09:18.240 opportunity because I specifically send to management, I want to 0:09:18.240 --> 0:09:22.040 be the person interviewing Michael Jordan every year, and I 0:09:22.160 --> 0:09:25.040 looked at it that way. I was seeing something that 0:09:25.559 --> 0:09:28.240 was historical and I wanted to be part of it. 0:09:28.840 --> 0:09:30.920 I knew the magic that I was seeing and it 0:09:30.960 --> 0:09:33.800 was going to continue. And then even when Mike went 0:09:33.800 --> 0:09:37.480 to play baseball, I stayed on still doing the Houston 0:09:37.559 --> 0:09:41.560 Rockets and loved every bit of that. That Rockets organization. 0:09:42.320 --> 0:09:44.240 Cheme Elijah One was one of my favorite players of 0:09:44.240 --> 0:09:47.840 all time. You know, they had really good people. That 0:09:48.000 --> 0:09:50.760 city loved the Rockets. That was a lot of fun 0:09:50.800 --> 0:09:54.400 there back to back, and then Michael came back. I 0:09:54.520 --> 0:09:57.520 was there when Michael retired, did an interview with Sports 0:09:57.559 --> 0:10:01.079 Center with him, So I was around it. A lot, 0:10:01.240 --> 0:10:04.040 but I was disappointed I didn't get that opportunity. Yeah, Poe, 0:10:04.200 --> 0:10:08.000 did you notice I think you interviewed Jordan after every finals, correct, Yeah, 0:10:08.000 --> 0:10:10.080 did you notice? And it may be hindsight, but did 0:10:10.080 --> 0:10:13.200 you notice changes as him good, bad, whatever as it 0:10:13.240 --> 0:10:17.440 went along or was he a consistent figure? I think 0:10:17.480 --> 0:10:19.840 he looked forward. According to the Bulls, he looked forward 0:10:19.880 --> 0:10:22.400 to it because it wasn't going to be just exes 0:10:22.440 --> 0:10:24.800 and ohs. It was a chance for him to smile 0:10:25.120 --> 0:10:27.640 and have some fun with this because I challenged him 0:10:27.679 --> 0:10:31.040 in a different way. And you know, what you're trying 0:10:31.040 --> 0:10:32.920 to do is just get him to tell stories or 0:10:32.960 --> 0:10:35.240 give you I wanted him to give you something he 0:10:35.280 --> 0:10:38.439 wasn't going to give guys in the press conferences because 0:10:38.480 --> 0:10:41.120 that's a very sterile environment. When you get somebody one 0:10:41.160 --> 0:10:43.959 on one, that's when you hope that you can get 0:10:44.000 --> 0:10:45.720 something out of it. And that was always my goal 0:10:45.760 --> 0:10:47.640 with him. But I always felt when he came in, 0:10:47.760 --> 0:10:52.240 even after you know, it was all over in Utah, 0:10:52.280 --> 0:10:54.520 you know, there was there was some finality to him 0:10:55.160 --> 0:10:58.040 that that that that this was it. He was walking 0:10:58.040 --> 0:11:01.600 out the door in our Sport Center set and that 0:11:01.679 --> 0:11:04.480 was it. I was not going to see him in 0:11:04.520 --> 0:11:09.679 this environment. After winning a championship again, Phil, I thought 0:11:09.720 --> 0:11:11.560 that I would see him again, and of course I 0:11:11.679 --> 0:11:14.680 ended up obviously with the Lakers. But Michael, I thought 0:11:14.760 --> 0:11:16.920 Mike was going to walk out the door and that'd 0:11:16.920 --> 0:11:22.920 be it. I'd never be in that position, that situation again. Yeah. 0:11:23.600 --> 0:11:26.120 I heard Michael Wilbon talking the other day on ESPN 0:11:26.200 --> 0:11:28.800 and he said, even though he heard Jerry Kraus say 0:11:28.800 --> 0:11:31.000 we're not bringing him back and this Michael Jordan say 0:11:31.240 --> 0:11:34.280 Phil's out there, I'm not coming back. Louivan said he 0:11:34.320 --> 0:11:36.560 must have been in denial because it made no sense 0:11:36.600 --> 0:11:38.560 for them to stop like it made no sense for 0:11:38.600 --> 0:11:41.200 this team that was rolling over people to quit a 0:11:41.280 --> 0:11:44.040 year early for money reasons. You're making so much more 0:11:44.040 --> 0:11:47.480 than you're spending. I'm sure the bulls, you know, marketing 0:11:47.480 --> 0:11:50.240 machine and a revenue was just out of hand. But 0:11:50.320 --> 0:11:53.440 what were you gonna have to pay Pippin? Who cares? 0:11:53.679 --> 0:11:55.760 I know you got to pay for seven years, I know, 0:11:56.120 --> 0:11:58.679 but that you know, Pippin ended up going and playing 0:11:58.679 --> 0:12:01.720 in Portland and Houston and most of his money. I 0:12:01.760 --> 0:12:04.320 don't think he was ever an All Star game in 0:12:04.360 --> 0:12:05.680 an All Star game. I don't think he was an 0:12:05.679 --> 0:12:08.120 never an All Star, but you were going to have 0:12:08.160 --> 0:12:10.719 to spend some money there, and you're already paying Mike 0:12:10.880 --> 0:12:13.199 thirty something million, and you're going to do that again. 0:12:13.360 --> 0:12:17.400 I just think that they were trying to be fiscally responsible, 0:12:17.480 --> 0:12:21.600 not being emotional because in the moment, you're going And 0:12:21.679 --> 0:12:24.520 I remember when after Michael came in and I sat 0:12:24.559 --> 0:12:27.000 down and interviewed him, Phil Jackson then was waiting and 0:12:27.040 --> 0:12:30.679 I interviewed him, and when he left, I realized it 0:12:30.720 --> 0:12:35.839 was done, and I wanted it to continue. I mean, 0:12:35.920 --> 0:12:39.280 I'm all for seeing a dynasty because of how hard 0:12:39.320 --> 0:12:42.720 it is to continue. And I thought, yeah, that's it. 0:12:44.640 --> 0:12:47.560 You just and I went out into the arena after 0:12:47.600 --> 0:12:49.000 it was all said and done. There you know, there 0:12:49.080 --> 0:12:51.280 was nobody there. There's a bunch of debris and you know, 0:12:51.360 --> 0:12:53.760 there's a couple of people cleaning up, and I just 0:12:53.800 --> 0:12:57.080 took it all in and I just stared at the 0:12:57.120 --> 0:13:00.720 hoop that Michael made the shot at. I just stared 0:13:00.760 --> 0:13:04.199 at it. It was like a moment. I just Phil 0:13:04.240 --> 0:13:05.640 would have been proud of me, because it was a 0:13:05.679 --> 0:13:08.319 moment is en. I just wanted to take it in 0:13:08.360 --> 0:13:13.760 because I thought, I'll never see this again. Somebody will 0:13:13.800 --> 0:13:19.160 do something that's different, but not like this. And I 0:13:19.280 --> 0:13:23.880 never ever looked at this and said this has become routine. Never, 0:13:25.000 --> 0:13:30.319 there was always something always every year, every series, every championship. 0:13:30.440 --> 0:13:34.240 It was just different. It was unique. But the you know, 0:13:34.320 --> 0:13:37.839 the common thread was Michael Jordan. But yeah, I walked 0:13:37.840 --> 0:13:41.400 out on the floor and I just took it in. 0:13:44.600 --> 0:13:48.040 And then you wonder, you know, Mike, if he doesn't 0:13:48.080 --> 0:13:51.320 make the shot, like I always wondered about if he didn't. 0:13:51.360 --> 0:13:55.920 He always did, but you know, if he's five and one, 0:13:56.080 --> 0:13:59.840 if Utah wins a title, like if Paxxon doesn't hit 0:13:59.880 --> 0:14:03.000 the shot, then Phoenix has a Game seven, Like, There's 0:14:03.040 --> 0:14:05.520 just so many moments there where you go, what if, 0:14:06.000 --> 0:14:08.200 you know, I thought that the Indiana Piecers were going 0:14:08.240 --> 0:14:11.760 to knock off the Bulls that year. I thought the 0:14:11.800 --> 0:14:15.240 Pacers were a really good team and probably should have 0:14:15.280 --> 0:14:21.080 beaten him. But every time you thought, if Mike doesn't 0:14:21.080 --> 0:14:25.760 make the steal on Karl Malone, if he doesn't make 0:14:25.800 --> 0:14:28.560 that shot, what do we think of Michael Jordan? Now, 0:14:28.760 --> 0:14:30.640 if he's four and two, he's not the best player 0:14:30.640 --> 0:14:35.520 of all time, not six and oh, best player of 0:14:35.520 --> 0:14:37.920 all time. And I know people try to put in 0:14:37.960 --> 0:14:41.760 Bill Russell. Bill Russell is the best team winner of 0:14:41.800 --> 0:14:45.720 all time, and he's the most successful, But that doesn't 0:14:45.720 --> 0:14:48.320 make him the best player. He's the most successful player 0:14:48.360 --> 0:14:52.000 of all time. And I know that. You know, it 0:14:52.000 --> 0:14:54.480 gets too semantics. It's like Aaron Rodgers is the most 0:14:54.520 --> 0:14:58.520 talented quarterback to play the position. All right, Bill Russell 0:14:58.680 --> 0:15:02.440 is the greatest team win we've ever seen. Okay, that 0:15:02.520 --> 0:15:05.000 doesn't make him. You know, Yogi Berra is one of 0:15:05.000 --> 0:15:08.320 the great team winners of all time in baseball history. 0:15:08.960 --> 0:15:11.160 Doesn't mean he's one of the great players of all time. 0:15:11.200 --> 0:15:12.880 His name is never mentioned. Is one of the great 0:15:12.880 --> 0:15:17.680 players of all time, fabulous career, great stats. You know, 0:15:17.720 --> 0:15:21.360 we deal with semantics a lot. You know, he's this 0:15:21.400 --> 0:15:24.640 guy is the most talented quarterback I've ever seen. You know, 0:15:24.760 --> 0:15:27.400 John Elway was you know, two and three in Super Bowl, 0:15:27.480 --> 0:15:30.800 so he won two of five. All right, Does that 0:15:30.920 --> 0:15:34.320 mean that Tom Brady's better than him? More successful? I 0:15:34.320 --> 0:15:37.240 don't think he's better. I think he's more successful. Joe 0:15:37.280 --> 0:15:40.760 Montana perfect four and oh, I think Dan Marino is 0:15:40.760 --> 0:15:45.800 a better quarterback than Joe Montana. Joe's more successful. Yeah, 0:15:46.240 --> 0:15:48.280 imagine if Dan Marino was two and oh in the 0:15:48.280 --> 0:15:51.280 Super Bowl and John Elway didn't have any Dan Marino 0:15:51.320 --> 0:15:54.400 would be so elevated because people still with no Super 0:15:54.440 --> 0:15:57.960 Bowl titles. Still people say Marino is, if not the 0:15:58.000 --> 0:16:00.760 best passer of all time, top three or four worst. Yea, 0:16:01.400 --> 0:16:05.200 they just have. They can't say career, best career. Caleb 0:16:05.240 --> 0:16:09.600 in Portland joins us. Hey, Caleb, welcome to the program. Hey, Dan, 0:16:10.160 --> 0:16:14.320 five ten, stop counting. I just want to call in 0:16:14.360 --> 0:16:16.880 with the best, best, worst of the weekend. I'll start 0:16:16.880 --> 0:16:19.080 with the worst. For the first half of the weekend. 0:16:19.120 --> 0:16:23.640 The life is still on public rest, doctor's order. Good news. 0:16:23.680 --> 0:16:26.520 Second half of the weekend, she was no longer on 0:16:26.600 --> 0:16:29.200 public rest. So we had our own last dance going on, 0:16:29.680 --> 0:16:33.800 and then we also had our baby shower. Zoom came. 0:16:33.880 --> 0:16:36.800 I was rocking my Tampa pay shirt. Oh that's great, Caleb, 0:16:36.960 --> 0:16:40.120 thank you, thank you. I appreciate that. Seth in New 0:16:40.200 --> 0:16:42.040 Orleans and we'll take a break. Will Ferrell said to 0:16:42.120 --> 0:16:47.240 join us. Coming up, Hey, Seth. They did five nine 0:16:47.880 --> 0:16:56.080 th quarantine six now and one seventy one in County. Yeah. 0:16:56.080 --> 0:16:57.960 I wanted to ask you Guys, I knew you couldn't 0:16:57.960 --> 0:17:01.360 have the exact same situation. But I moved in with 0:17:01.400 --> 0:17:06.399 my girlfriend Jessica like a week before quarantine, and then boom, 0:17:06.960 --> 0:17:10.120 quarantine happens. And so far it's going really well. I'm 0:17:10.160 --> 0:17:13.359 just terrified that there's another soothe to drop. But do 0:17:13.400 --> 0:17:16.720 you have any advice for me to keep this smooth sailing? Wait? 0:17:16.800 --> 0:17:22.560 How long had you been dating her before she moved in? Well, 0:17:22.600 --> 0:17:25.879 we were dating for about a year, but we had 0:17:25.880 --> 0:17:29.359 only moved in together a week before. Oh boy, I 0:17:29.400 --> 0:17:33.320 hate giving out advice, but you know, as I said 0:17:33.320 --> 0:17:36.840 to one of my daughters, who she had been dating 0:17:37.560 --> 0:17:40.639 her boyfriend for a month and then she went to 0:17:40.840 --> 0:17:44.680 LA for a wedding and then she got out there 0:17:44.880 --> 0:17:46.720 and I said, you can't come back to New York 0:17:47.240 --> 0:17:50.919 where she lives. So they're at his parents for six weeks. 0:17:50.920 --> 0:17:53.719 She's been at his parents longer than she dated him 0:17:53.760 --> 0:17:56.280 before going out there. It's like a common law marit. Yes, 0:17:56.440 --> 0:18:00.000 And so I Facetimer all the time, and I've met 0:18:00.480 --> 0:18:03.600 you know, his parents, you know via you know, face time. 0:18:04.160 --> 0:18:06.840 So it's kind of crazy there. And I said, it's 0:18:06.840 --> 0:18:10.320 either going to be really good, Seth or really bad. 0:18:10.720 --> 0:18:13.040 But you're gonna know it when this is all done. 0:18:13.040 --> 0:18:16.720 It's when I talked to you in June, you know what, 0:18:16.840 --> 0:18:19.040 Call me in mid June, Seth, and let me know 0:18:19.080 --> 0:18:22.240 how you're doing. Okay, you got it, but you're sure 0:18:22.320 --> 0:18:25.199 nobody's there's had to deal with a relationship, you know, 0:18:25.840 --> 0:18:31.440 you know, like quarantine at all. We weren't alive during 0:18:31.480 --> 0:18:38.200 the Spanish flu here, Seth, All right, yes, Paul, I 0:18:38.240 --> 0:18:40.240 don't know if I great grandparents hooked up during a 0:18:40.280 --> 0:18:45.000 pandemic and oh nine, but I'll check. Yeah, Hey, you 0:18:45.080 --> 0:18:48.680 got any you know, a quarantine and vice for me? No, 0:18:48.680 --> 0:18:51.560 nobody does. No, Hell, I'm trying to figure this out, 0:18:51.640 --> 0:18:55.760 just like you are already. Speaking of which Will Ferrell 0:18:55.760 --> 0:18:57.720 will join us coming up next. It's twenty one after 0:18:57.760 --> 0:19:00.439 the hour. This is the Dan Patrick Show. Thanks for 0:19:00.480 --> 0:19:02.879 listening to The Dan Patrick Show podcast. Be sure to 0:19:02.920 --> 0:19:06.240 catch us live every weekday morning nine to noon Eastern 0:19:06.440 --> 0:19:09.400 or six to nine Pacific on Fox Sports Radio. Find 0:19:09.400 --> 0:19:11.680 your local station for The Dan Patrick Show at Fox 0:19:11.680 --> 0:19:14.720 Sports Radio dot com, or stream us live every day 0:19:14.720 --> 0:19:18.760 on the iHeartRadio app by searching f s R. More 0:19:18.760 --> 0:19:21.520 phone calls coming up each seven seven three d P show. 0:19:21.640 --> 0:19:24.600 You think Will Farrell would be technically savvy, or maybe 0:19:24.600 --> 0:19:27.480 you wouldn't think he would be technically savvy. I got 0:19:27.520 --> 0:19:29.879 all walks of life who somehow can set up a 0:19:30.000 --> 0:19:34.400 zoom chat? But not Will Farrell, actor, comedian, former Saturdaynight 0:19:34.400 --> 0:19:37.200 Live cast member, all around good guy. You can see us, 0:19:37.240 --> 0:19:41.240 but we can't see you. That's creepy, Will yep, that's 0:19:41.240 --> 0:19:44.520 the way I do all my zooms. Oh no, my 0:19:44.520 --> 0:19:48.919 my my computer's working just fine. Why can't I see you? 0:19:49.560 --> 0:19:56.280 I don't know. I as as I mentioned before well 0:19:56.560 --> 0:20:01.680 in an email that my zoom ratio is fifty fifty. 0:20:01.880 --> 0:20:04.159 So a lot of times this happens. I don't know. 0:20:04.200 --> 0:20:07.160 Why do you you have kids? Can't the boys come 0:20:07.160 --> 0:20:11.480 in and figure this out? They're still sleeping? Oh okay, yeah, 0:20:11.640 --> 0:20:15.640 what about your wife? She's still sleeping. Everyone's still sleeping. 0:20:17.160 --> 0:20:21.159 Are you nude? No? No, no, no, no, I have 0:20:21.200 --> 0:20:26.120 a nice shirt on. I oh no, actually put gel 0:20:26.160 --> 0:20:32.359 in my hair. I was ready to go, and now 0:20:32.400 --> 0:20:36.879 it's just an auditory. Yeah. Wait, so Dan, is this 0:20:36.960 --> 0:20:41.280 have you been? Is this a simulcast technically? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, 0:20:41.320 --> 0:20:45.959 it has been since you've known us. Yeah, but this 0:20:46.080 --> 0:20:49.080 is even more of a simulcast. Yeah, it would be. 0:20:49.440 --> 0:20:51.800 It would be helpful if we could see you, like 0:20:51.840 --> 0:20:54.560 we could get a glimpse into your life, and then 0:20:54.560 --> 0:20:56.760 maybe you could give us a little tour of your 0:20:57.200 --> 0:21:01.200 man cave or wherever you are, right, right right, that'd 0:21:01.200 --> 0:21:05.160 be beneficial for Fami, it would have been, it would 0:21:05.160 --> 0:21:10.439 have been great. Yeah, here we are. It was Fritz 0:21:10.920 --> 0:21:15.000 Fritzie has his Emmy's prominently displayed behind. Yeah. I haven't 0:21:15.000 --> 0:21:17.159 spent a lot of money for those. Yeah, do you 0:21:17.160 --> 0:21:22.200 have any Emmy's? I just I finally got an Emmy. 0:21:22.320 --> 0:21:26.520 I have one Emmy. That's for Mike. Was to guess 0:21:26.520 --> 0:21:30.399 as a producer on Succession, please, yes, thank you? Is 0:21:30.400 --> 0:21:36.359 it succession? No? Uh? As a producer on the live 0:21:36.640 --> 0:21:40.480 sitcom And we did All in the Family and the 0:21:40.560 --> 0:21:44.120 Jefferson's with Jimmy Kimmel. Oh, and you got an Emmy 0:21:44.200 --> 0:21:47.440 for that? I got Yeah, which is how nice? Is that? 0:21:48.560 --> 0:21:50.880 What other awards do you have for acting in there? 0:21:50.920 --> 0:21:54.800 I mean, you don't have the big one yet, the 0:21:55.000 --> 0:22:01.440 Tony but now I don't come now it's coming. I 0:22:01.560 --> 0:22:05.880 don't have uh, I don't have any awards for acting. 0:22:09.680 --> 0:22:12.600 I've got it. I've got a couple amazing I think 0:22:12.600 --> 0:22:16.000 I have three Guys Choice Awards when that used to exist. 0:22:17.840 --> 0:22:24.600 I've got some sps um once again, not for acting. Um. 0:22:25.880 --> 0:22:29.359 The most prestigious award I have, uh is a the 0:22:29.800 --> 0:22:34.120 Mark Twain Award for American Comedy. That's a big deal. 0:22:34.520 --> 0:22:38.159 That's a big deal, right, how how nervous were you 0:22:38.200 --> 0:22:40.520 that night? And that's in DC, and that's that's where 0:22:40.640 --> 0:22:44.760 your your constituents, your fellow comedians come forward and say 0:22:44.840 --> 0:22:47.639 nice things about you, say nice things. You sit up 0:22:47.680 --> 0:22:52.000 in a in a like a royal box situation. Yeah, 0:22:52.040 --> 0:22:54.800 and uh, and then you have to come down and 0:22:54.840 --> 0:22:58.040 make a speech yourself with your your your your family 0:22:58.080 --> 0:23:00.520 watching and in front of a thousand people. So it's 0:23:00.520 --> 0:23:04.359 a it's a pretty a pretty heavy thing. But it 0:23:04.440 --> 0:23:07.400 was one of the highlights. Yeah, that's a big deal. 0:23:07.560 --> 0:23:12.040