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Speaker 1: Sports Radio Final Hour on this Monday, Dan and the
Speaker 1: Dan n Stan Patrick Show our best and worst of
Speaker 1: the weekend. More of your phone calls. Will Ferrell will
Speaker 1: stop by a little bit later. On the headlines, Don Shula,
Speaker 1: the great patriarch of the Miami Dolphins, has passed away
Speaker 1: at the age of ninety. Andy Dalton signs with the
Speaker 1: Dallas Cowboys. The NFL is going to have their schedule
Speaker 1: release released on time coming up next weekend, and the
Speaker 1: NBA looking at a delayed start to next season. I
Speaker 1: think if you're able to get the playoffs, you're gonna
Speaker 1: have to have a few regular season games. This is
Speaker 1: if it happens, You're gonna have a few regular season games,
Speaker 1: and then you go into the postseason. May not be
Speaker 1: the best of seven, maybe a best of three to start,
Speaker 1: maybe a best of five, then the best of seven.
Speaker 1: But from what I was told over the weekend, probably
Speaker 1: then you would start the season next year around Christmas time. Now,
Speaker 1: these are just things that are being thrown out. These
Speaker 1: are people who are involved in conversations here and it
Speaker 1: feels like everything is on the table. But those are
Speaker 1: just some of the headlines here, I was telling PAULI,
Speaker 1: I'm paying somebody to redo. In nineteen seventy three, Rs
Speaker 1: Porsche and I had settled on this color stone gray,
Speaker 1: and all of a sudden over the weekend, I changed it.
Speaker 1: I see, I really liked your stone gray idea when
Speaker 1: you told me about it a couple months ago, because
Speaker 1: you see Porsche's and there's a lot of red and
Speaker 1: black and yeah, and you don't that's an original color.
Speaker 1: It's cool, it is. It looks beautiful. And we only
Speaker 1: started to paint a little bit of the car, like
Speaker 1: inside where the engine is. We pulled the engine and
Speaker 1: painted just a little bit. And I said to the
Speaker 1: guy who's doing all the work, I said, you know what,
Speaker 1: I want to change the color. He said, what do
Speaker 1: you want to go with? And I said, viper green.
Speaker 1: What is viper green? Well, if you google viper green. Now,
Speaker 1: the thing that I don't like about it is that
Speaker 1: it's a notice me color. It's the guy who has
Speaker 1: the red Ferrari like, this is viper green, and this
Speaker 1: is here it comes, yeah, Paul, viper green. To put
Speaker 1: it in perspective for people listening, would be like the
Speaker 1: color of a popsicle. Okay, you took it out of
Speaker 1: the can. It's bright green, not forest green. It's not
Speaker 1: it's it's closer like a limey. It's it's viper green.
Speaker 1: So I'm redoing a nineteen seventy three yards. Oh, Paul
Speaker 1: gave the thumbs down to viper green. I hate to
Speaker 1: tell you this, Dan, I don't know. It's okay, it's okay.
Speaker 1: I it's pretty stunning on a Porsche. But have you
Speaker 1: guys did you guys google viper green seat? And you're giggling. Well,
Speaker 1: not to rain on anyone's parade here, but so far,
Speaker 1: I think you're rope for two and okay, all right,
Speaker 1: all right, yes, Paul, I did find a picture of one,
Speaker 1: and I see a done one and then it has
Speaker 1: a kind of seventies cool Brad Pitt would be driving
Speaker 1: it in that movie with Tarantino Once upon a Time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that he might be driving that movie maybe, So I'm yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: Nick Lovin, it'd be cool. Are you going to add
Speaker 1: a big like decal logo of a teenage mutant? Okay?
Speaker 1: All right? Wow, oh wow, John's fire got it? Oh
Speaker 1: it's super cool. I'm just I think it's just like
Speaker 1: a Gone in sixty Seconds Fast and Furious inspiration. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because they have a lot of those. Well, I do
Speaker 1: love both of those movies. I love the Fast and
Speaker 1: Furious franchise and I love Gone in sixty Seconds. Oh,
Speaker 1: mister car guy Todd, I'm all in on the viber.
Speaker 1: You may change your mind now because of that. I oh,
Speaker 1: I don't care about the front row. No, there's there's
Speaker 1: already a certain amount of attention attached to look at me.
Speaker 1: I have a Porsche, so you might as well go
Speaker 1: all in and go with a wacky color to to
Speaker 1: get even more attention on. I don't know if it's wacky.
Speaker 1: Whacky's a tough word. I don't know if it's way
Speaker 1: whacky the good word acky whacky like wild throw caution
Speaker 1: to the winds, just horrendous, good putred, but in a
Speaker 1: good way. Ways. Thank you, Todd, Thank you. Have you
Speaker 1: committed to this? I haven't. We haven't bought the paint yet.
Speaker 1: Got that gray out. It's so nice. It's stone gray,
Speaker 1: I know. And it's not a midlife crisis. Already went
Speaker 1: through that. And this paint isn't cheap, you know, like
Speaker 1: it's viper green. Baby, come get some and got Houndstooth
Speaker 1: interior black and white with the insert of the seats
Speaker 1: and uh, you mean like Alabama, like Bear Bryant, but
Speaker 1: black and white. Oh yeah, and then the Porsche decal
Speaker 1: on the side is black. Yeah, it's viper green. In fact,
Speaker 1: if you're watching on YouTube dot com, snash to the
Speaker 1: Dan Patrick show inside the Bengals helmet. Now see that colored,
Speaker 1: the next color, Paul, that's viper green inside Andy Dalton's
Speaker 1: helmet right there. If you're not watching, then you have
Speaker 1: no idea what the hell I'm talking about. Okay, So
Speaker 1: there you have it. We'll keep people up in well.
Speaker 1: I told people I would that it's it's viper green.
Speaker 1: It's a seventy three rs. For gearheads out there, they're
Speaker 1: gonna understand it. They'll appreciate it, and they'll say, all right,
Speaker 1: that's badass, man, badass. All right, let's go around the room,
Speaker 1: best room, Worst of the weekend. I'm gonna start with Todd,
Speaker 1: the Wacky Todd Fritz Hey Todd by best of the weekend.
Speaker 1: I'm going off the sports board. I went on a
Speaker 1: nice five mile walk with my daughter Lindsay, and she
Speaker 1: kept me moving at a good pace, so God bless
Speaker 1: her trying to you know, get me to a get
Speaker 1: into some kind of shape. She was going really fast,
Speaker 1: so I had to step up my walking game, so
Speaker 1: I got into nice five miles over the weekend. Worst
Speaker 1: former A's pitcher Matt Keo passing away at the age
Speaker 1: of sixty four. That was sad. Remember watching him pitch
Speaker 1: and having his baseball card. Thank you, Todd. Well, it
Speaker 1: took a pandemic for Todd to try to get in shape. Mclovin. Okay,
Speaker 1: I finally watched the movie Contagion, which we've talked about,
Speaker 1: and uh man, they really nailed everything. All the terms
Speaker 1: that we used now were in that movie. Worse is
Speaker 1: it was so depressing I couldn't sleep. Afterwards, I started
Speaker 1: watching Better Call Saul. I finally I finally said, all right,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I got to dive in here. There's enough
Speaker 1: time in between Breaking Bad and you know, Better Call
Speaker 1: Saul that there's some separation there that I'm not going
Speaker 1: to compare the two, and it's it's really well done. Yeah, Bob,
Speaker 1: Bob Odenkirk does a wonderful job. And I was told
Speaker 1: second season a Better Call Saul. You know, it gets
Speaker 1: better as you go along, and uh, they're right, better
Speaker 1: call Saul has been great. Seetan O'Connor junior. The third
Speaker 1: best and worst of the weekend. My best of the
Speaker 1: weekend was watching everybody during the Last Dance try and
Speaker 1: pronounce Tony Kukoach's name. How many how many different pronunciations
Speaker 1: that they had of Tony ku kok It's everybody who
Speaker 1: they brought brought on there had a different one that
Speaker 1: the ku kock, the cock choo whatever. They couldn't figure
Speaker 1: out his name. It was so funny, even when he
Speaker 1: was drafted and crushed. I know, even when he was drafted,
Speaker 1: I don't think they pronounced his name correctly. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: My worst of the weekend is still staying with the
Speaker 1: Last Dance book. Man, they didn't do Horace Grant any favors. Huh.
Speaker 1: Don't you get the feeling Horace Grant was jettison because
Speaker 1: he might have been the league for Sam Smiths the
Speaker 1: Jordan rules. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're like, non't me. It
Speaker 1: was probably a lot of people probably said something, Oh
Speaker 1: I know is somebody was a great source for that
Speaker 1: book for Sam Smith And I was surprised Jordan allowed
Speaker 1: Sam Smith, who legendary basketball writer in Chicago, legendary, and
Speaker 1: that he allowed Sam Smith to be in the documentary,
Speaker 1: like I Peter Vessey, who covered the NBA and really
Speaker 1: had one of those quintessential columns, like you know, he
Speaker 1: created this form and he did it in such a
Speaker 1: caustic way, like he was sardonic. He was sarcastic, and
Speaker 1: he did this, you know, great column and then he
Speaker 1: started doing NBC, you know, covering the NBA finals. He
Speaker 1: did interviews, but Vessy was not part of the Jordan documentary.
Speaker 1: And I don't know if that's because he and Mike
Speaker 1: didn't get along, but I'm sure that Peter Vessey would
Speaker 1: have had some stories to tell. Maybe that's why they
Speaker 1: didn't have him. Yeah, Hey, I was disappointed. I wasn't
Speaker 1: asked to be in it, you know, to be transparent. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was. So I was really disappointed and I didn't go, Well,
Speaker 1: let me see who else is being interviewed. I'm sure
Speaker 1: that you know, Jason Hare, who's done a great job
Speaker 1: as the director. You know, they're getting all of these
Speaker 1: people now, and there's over one hundred people. I mean,
Speaker 1: I haven't had any conversation any friction with Michael Jordan.
Speaker 1: Never had it. You know, we had what I thought
Speaker 1: was a great relationship, professional relationship, and plus, nobody did
Speaker 1: more Jordan highlights than I did in the nineties. Nobody
Speaker 1: did him, and I would have thought that just some
Speaker 1: of the stories behind the scenes, you know, during those
Speaker 1: NBA Finals, you know that maybe they would have made air.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I was disappointed that I didn't get that
Speaker 1: opportunity because I specifically send to management, I want to
Speaker 1: be the person interviewing Michael Jordan every year, and I
Speaker 1: looked at it that way. I was seeing something that
Speaker 1: was historical and I wanted to be part of it.
Speaker 1: I knew the magic that I was seeing and it
Speaker 1: was going to continue. And then even when Mike went
Speaker 1: to play baseball, I stayed on still doing the Houston
Speaker 1: Rockets and loved every bit of that. That Rockets organization.
Speaker 1: Cheme Elijah One was one of my favorite players of
Speaker 1: all time. You know, they had really good people. That
Speaker 1: city loved the Rockets. That was a lot of fun
Speaker 1: there back to back, and then Michael came back. I
Speaker 1: was there when Michael retired, did an interview with Sports
Speaker 1: Center with him, So I was around it. A lot,
Speaker 1: but I was disappointed I didn't get that opportunity. Yeah, Poe,
Speaker 1: did you notice I think you interviewed Jordan after every finals, correct, Yeah,
Speaker 1: did you notice? And it may be hindsight, but did
Speaker 1: you notice changes as him good, bad, whatever as it
Speaker 1: went along or was he a consistent figure? I think
Speaker 1: he looked forward. According to the Bulls, he looked forward
Speaker 1: to it because it wasn't going to be just exes
Speaker 1: and ohs. It was a chance for him to smile
Speaker 1: and have some fun with this because I challenged him
Speaker 1: in a different way. And you know, what you're trying
Speaker 1: to do is just get him to tell stories or
Speaker 1: give you I wanted him to give you something he
Speaker 1: wasn't going to give guys in the press conferences because
Speaker 1: that's a very sterile environment. When you get somebody one
Speaker 1: on one, that's when you hope that you can get
Speaker 1: something out of it. And that was always my goal
Speaker 1: with him. But I always felt when he came in,
Speaker 1: even after you know, it was all over in Utah,
Speaker 1: you know, there was there was some finality to him
Speaker 1: that that that that this was it. He was walking
Speaker 1: out the door in our Sport Center set and that
Speaker 1: was it. I was not going to see him in
Speaker 1: this environment. After winning a championship again, Phil, I thought
Speaker 1: that I would see him again, and of course I
Speaker 1: ended up obviously with the Lakers. But Michael, I thought
Speaker 1: Mike was going to walk out the door and that'd
Speaker 1: be it. I'd never be in that position, that situation again. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I heard Michael Wilbon talking the other day on ESPN
Speaker 1: and he said, even though he heard Jerry Kraus say
Speaker 1: we're not bringing him back and this Michael Jordan say
Speaker 1: Phil's out there, I'm not coming back. Louivan said he
Speaker 1: must have been in denial because it made no sense
Speaker 1: for them to stop like it made no sense for
Speaker 1: this team that was rolling over people to quit a
Speaker 1: year early for money reasons. You're making so much more
Speaker 1: than you're spending. I'm sure the bulls, you know, marketing
Speaker 1: machine and a revenue was just out of hand. But
Speaker 1: what were you gonna have to pay Pippin? Who cares?
Speaker 1: I know you got to pay for seven years, I know,
Speaker 1: but that you know, Pippin ended up going and playing
Speaker 1: in Portland and Houston and most of his money. I
Speaker 1: don't think he was ever an All Star game in
Speaker 1: an All Star game. I don't think he was an
Speaker 1: never an All Star, but you were going to have
Speaker 1: to spend some money there, and you're already paying Mike
Speaker 1: thirty something million, and you're going to do that again.
Speaker 1: I just think that they were trying to be fiscally responsible,
Speaker 1: not being emotional because in the moment, you're going And
Speaker 1: I remember when after Michael came in and I sat
Speaker 1: down and interviewed him, Phil Jackson then was waiting and
Speaker 1: I interviewed him, and when he left, I realized it
Speaker 1: was done, and I wanted it to continue. I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm all for seeing a dynasty because of how hard
Speaker 1: it is to continue. And I thought, yeah, that's it.
Speaker 1: You just and I went out into the arena after
Speaker 1: it was all said and done. There you know, there
Speaker 1: was nobody there. There's a bunch of debris and you know,
Speaker 1: there's a couple of people cleaning up, and I just
Speaker 1: took it all in and I just stared at the
Speaker 1: hoop that Michael made the shot at. I just stared
Speaker 1: at it. It was like a moment. I just Phil
Speaker 1: would have been proud of me, because it was a
Speaker 1: moment is en. I just wanted to take it in
Speaker 1: because I thought, I'll never see this again. Somebody will
Speaker 1: do something that's different, but not like this. And I
Speaker 1: never ever looked at this and said this has become routine. Never,
Speaker 1: there was always something always every year, every series, every championship.
Speaker 1: It was just different. It was unique. But the you know,
Speaker 1: the common thread was Michael Jordan. But yeah, I walked
Speaker 1: out on the floor and I just took it in.
Speaker 1: And then you wonder, you know, Mike, if he doesn't
Speaker 1: make the shot, like I always wondered about if he didn't.
Speaker 1: He always did, but you know, if he's five and one,
Speaker 1: if Utah wins a title, like if Paxxon doesn't hit
Speaker 1: the shot, then Phoenix has a Game seven, Like, There's
Speaker 1: just so many moments there where you go, what if,
Speaker 1: you know, I thought that the Indiana Piecers were going
Speaker 1: to knock off the Bulls that year. I thought the
Speaker 1: Pacers were a really good team and probably should have
Speaker 1: beaten him. But every time you thought, if Mike doesn't
Speaker 1: make the steal on Karl Malone, if he doesn't make
Speaker 1: that shot, what do we think of Michael Jordan? Now,
Speaker 1: if he's four and two, he's not the best player
Speaker 1: of all time, not six and oh, best player of
Speaker 1: all time. And I know people try to put in
Speaker 1: Bill Russell. Bill Russell is the best team winner of
Speaker 1: all time, and he's the most successful, But that doesn't
Speaker 1: make him the best player. He's the most successful player
Speaker 1: of all time. And I know that. You know, it
Speaker 1: gets too semantics. It's like Aaron Rodgers is the most
Speaker 1: talented quarterback to play the position. All right, Bill Russell
Speaker 1: is the greatest team win we've ever seen. Okay, that
Speaker 1: doesn't make him. You know, Yogi Berra is one of
Speaker 1: the great team winners of all time in baseball history.
Speaker 1: Doesn't mean he's one of the great players of all time.
Speaker 1: His name is never mentioned. Is one of the great
Speaker 1: players of all time, fabulous career, great stats. You know,
Speaker 1: we deal with semantics a lot. You know, he's this
Speaker 1: guy is the most talented quarterback I've ever seen. You know,
Speaker 1: John Elway was you know, two and three in Super Bowl,
Speaker 1: so he won two of five. All right, Does that
Speaker 1: mean that Tom Brady's better than him? More successful? I
Speaker 1: don't think he's better. I think he's more successful. Joe
Speaker 1: Montana perfect four and oh, I think Dan Marino is
Speaker 1: a better quarterback than Joe Montana. Joe's more successful. Yeah,
Speaker 1: imagine if Dan Marino was two and oh in the
Speaker 1: Super Bowl and John Elway didn't have any Dan Marino
Speaker 1: would be so elevated because people still with no Super
Speaker 1: Bowl titles. Still people say Marino is, if not the
Speaker 1: best passer of all time, top three or four worst. Yea,
Speaker 1: they just have. They can't say career, best career. Caleb
Speaker 1: in Portland joins us. Hey, Caleb, welcome to the program. Hey, Dan,
Speaker 1: five ten, stop counting. I just want to call in
Speaker 1: with the best, best, worst of the weekend. I'll start
Speaker 1: with the worst. For the first half of the weekend.
Speaker 1: The life is still on public rest, doctor's order. Good news.
Speaker 1: Second half of the weekend, she was no longer on
Speaker 1: public rest. So we had our own last dance going on,
Speaker 1: and then we also had our baby shower. Zoom came.
Speaker 1: I was rocking my Tampa pay shirt. Oh that's great, Caleb,
Speaker 1: thank you, thank you. I appreciate that. Seth in New
Speaker 1: Orleans and we'll take a break. Will Ferrell said to
Speaker 1: join us. Coming up, Hey, Seth. They did five nine
Speaker 1: th quarantine six now and one seventy one in County. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I wanted to ask you Guys, I knew you couldn't
Speaker 1: have the exact same situation. But I moved in with
Speaker 1: my girlfriend Jessica like a week before quarantine, and then boom,
Speaker 1: quarantine happens. And so far it's going really well. I'm
Speaker 1: just terrified that there's another soothe to drop. But do
Speaker 1: you have any advice for me to keep this smooth sailing? Wait?
Speaker 1: How long had you been dating her before she moved in? Well,
Speaker 1: we were dating for about a year, but we had
Speaker 1: only moved in together a week before. Oh boy, I
Speaker 1: hate giving out advice, but you know, as I said
Speaker 1: to one of my daughters, who she had been dating
Speaker 1: her boyfriend for a month and then she went to
Speaker 1: LA for a wedding and then she got out there
Speaker 1: and I said, you can't come back to New York
Speaker 1: where she lives. So they're at his parents for six weeks.
Speaker 1: She's been at his parents longer than she dated him
Speaker 1: before going out there. It's like a common law marit. Yes,
Speaker 1: And so I Facetimer all the time, and I've met
Speaker 1: you know, his parents, you know via you know, face time.
Speaker 1: So it's kind of crazy there. And I said, it's
Speaker 1: either going to be really good, Seth or really bad.
Speaker 1: But you're gonna know it when this is all done.
Speaker 1: It's when I talked to you in June, you know what,
Speaker 1: Call me in mid June, Seth, and let me know
Speaker 1: how you're doing. Okay, you got it, but you're sure
Speaker 1: nobody's there's had to deal with a relationship, you know,
Speaker 1: you know, like quarantine at all. We weren't alive during
Speaker 1: the Spanish flu here, Seth, All right, yes, Paul, I
Speaker 1: don't know if I great grandparents hooked up during a
Speaker 1: pandemic and oh nine, but I'll check. Yeah, Hey, you
Speaker 1: got any you know, a quarantine and vice for me? No,
Speaker 1: nobody does. No, Hell, I'm trying to figure this out,
Speaker 1: just like you are already. Speaking of which Will Ferrell
Speaker 1: will join us coming up next. It's twenty one after
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Speaker 1: You think Will Farrell would be technically savvy, or maybe
Speaker 1: you wouldn't think he would be technically savvy. I got
Speaker 1: all walks of life who somehow can set up a
Speaker 1: zoom chat? But not Will Farrell, actor, comedian, former Saturdaynight
Speaker 1: Live cast member, all around good guy. You can see us,
Speaker 1: but we can't see you. That's creepy, Will yep, that's
Speaker 1: the way I do all my zooms. Oh no, my
Speaker 1: my my computer's working just fine. Why can't I see you?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I as as I mentioned before well
Speaker 1: in an email that my zoom ratio is fifty fifty.
Speaker 1: So a lot of times this happens. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Why do you you have kids? Can't the boys come
Speaker 1: in and figure this out? They're still sleeping? Oh okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: what about your wife? She's still sleeping. Everyone's still sleeping.
Speaker 1: Are you nude? No? No, no, no, no, I have
Speaker 1: a nice shirt on. I oh no, actually put gel
Speaker 1: in my hair. I was ready to go, and now
Speaker 1: it's just an auditory. Yeah. Wait, so Dan, is this
Speaker 1: have you been? Is this a simulcast technically? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it has been since you've known us. Yeah, but this
Speaker 1: is even more of a simulcast. Yeah, it would be.
Speaker 1: It would be helpful if we could see you, like
Speaker 1: we could get a glimpse into your life, and then
Speaker 1: maybe you could give us a little tour of your
Speaker 1: man cave or wherever you are, right, right right, that'd
Speaker 1: be beneficial for Fami, it would have been, it would
Speaker 1: have been great. Yeah, here we are. It was Fritz
Speaker 1: Fritzie has his Emmy's prominently displayed behind. Yeah. I haven't
Speaker 1: spent a lot of money for those. Yeah, do you
Speaker 1: have any Emmy's? I just I finally got an Emmy.
Speaker 1: I have one Emmy. That's for Mike. Was to guess
Speaker 1: as a producer on Succession, please, yes, thank you? Is
Speaker 1: it succession? No? Uh? As a producer on the live
Speaker 1: sitcom And we did All in the Family and the
Speaker 1: Jefferson's with Jimmy Kimmel. Oh, and you got an Emmy
Speaker 1: for that? I got Yeah, which is how nice? Is that?
Speaker 1: What other awards do you have for acting in there?
Speaker 1: I mean, you don't have the big one yet, the
Speaker 1: Tony but now I don't come now it's coming. I
Speaker 1: don't have uh, I don't have any awards for acting.
Speaker 1: I've got it. I've got a couple amazing I think
Speaker 1: I have three Guys Choice Awards when that used to exist.
Speaker 1: I've got some sps um once again, not for acting. Um.
Speaker 1: The most prestigious award I have, uh is a the
Speaker 1: Mark Twain Award for American Comedy. That's a big deal.
Speaker 1: That's a big deal, right, how how nervous were you
Speaker 1: that night? And that's in DC, and that's that's where
Speaker 1: your your constituents, your fellow comedians come forward and say
Speaker 1: nice things about you, say nice things. You sit up
Speaker 1: in a in a like a royal box situation. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and uh, and then you have to come down and
Speaker 1: make a speech yourself with your your your your family
Speaker 1: watching and in front of a thousand people. So it's
Speaker 1: a it's a pretty a pretty heavy thing. But it
Speaker 1: was one of the highlights. Yeah, that's a big deal.
Speaker 1: I saw Dave Chappelle when he got that, and uh,
Speaker 1: it looked like it was a pretty pretty big night
Speaker 1: for everybody. I was. I was a little disappointed because
Speaker 1: I was under the impression when I got mine that
Speaker 1: they weren't going to give anymore out. They were like,
Speaker 1: we're we're good, you know, We've Yeah, we've exhausted the
Speaker 1: humor exactly. Yeah, we're done. What are your plans today? Like,
Speaker 1: when you get done with this, what will you do?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna well, I'm gonna get the it guy out
Speaker 1: that for sure. Um, they don't have to do a
Speaker 1: deep cleaning. Um what what Let's see, I might go, uh,
Speaker 1: I might go exercise. I'll probably have to go walk
Speaker 1: the dogs. I saw where you were were Like the
Speaker 1: paparazzi just waits for you to come out of your house,
Speaker 1: don't they. There is a one one area where they
Speaker 1: hang out. Yeah, up on Mahown and then they just
Speaker 1: wait for you. They wait for people. Yes, not necessarily me,
Speaker 1: but but other famous people. Yes, well like what other
Speaker 1: famous people? I don't know. I ran I ran into
Speaker 1: my wife and I ran into uh Sasha Baron Cohen
Speaker 1: and Isla Fisher. Oh yeah one day okay and then
Speaker 1: and then that that's been it? So well what do
Speaker 1: you talk about do? Like? Is it you know each other?
Speaker 1: They they were on they were on bicycles and uh,
Speaker 1: they stopped and they said, oh hey, it's you guys.
Speaker 1: And we said, oh hey, it's you guys. And then
Speaker 1: they asked us about our sheep dog Cosmo that we
Speaker 1: were walking and where where did we Where did we
Speaker 1: get a dog like that? And we explained and they
Speaker 1: then said, we might email you guys, maybe we'll get
Speaker 1: a sheep dog. And that's that's the level of conversation
Speaker 1: that's happening in the Hollywood Hills. Is it assumed that
Speaker 1: famous people know famous people like everybody knows everybody. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's assumed. It's also but there's also a strange I
Speaker 1: wouldn't call it an immediate intimacy between famous people, but
Speaker 1: when famous people see famous people, they're like, hey, how
Speaker 1: are you? Yeah? I like you? Yeah, you too? How
Speaker 1: you been good where? I think other prominent people in
Speaker 1: other lines of work wouldn't stop, you know, the CEO
Speaker 1: of Boeing wouldn't stop, the you know, head of GM
Speaker 1: and go, hey, man, I saw are you on the
Speaker 1: cover Corporate Weekly? You lost some weight? I like what
Speaker 1: you do over there. So it's uh, I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's a strange. You feel like you you should, you
Speaker 1: should say hello, and if you don't, it's rude, and
Speaker 1: you know, things like that. He's Will Ferrell, actor, comedian,
Speaker 1: former Saturday Night Live cast member, and not an it
Speaker 1: guy joining us on the program. Are you what are
Speaker 1: you watching anything good? Well, I've been watching along with it.
Speaker 1: Sounds like the rest of America Last Dance. What do
Speaker 1: you think, Well, I'm I'm I'm not the most objective audience,
Speaker 1: only because I an any I'll enjoy anything like that
Speaker 1: just as a sports fan, just to see the you know,
Speaker 1: the history, and to remind yourself, all right, that's that happened.
Speaker 1: And but I'm I'm enjoying it thoroughly. But you're a
Speaker 1: Laker fan. Yeah, do you acknowledge though the greatness of
Speaker 1: Jordan and the Bulls? Of course? Okay? Yeah? Did you
Speaker 1: ever go out and I'm trying to think back, what
Speaker 1: were you doing in the nineties? Well, I was just
Speaker 1: trying to remember if I actually got to see Jordan play. Yeah, um,
Speaker 1: in an actual game. I saw him play. I saw
Speaker 1: him played twice in the strangest of circumstances. I saw
Speaker 1: him as a sophomore when he was a sophomore at
Speaker 1: Carolina play because I was a I was a camper
Speaker 1: at the Dean Smith basketball camp in University of North Carolina.
Speaker 1: The only kid from from California, probably the only one
Speaker 1: of the few kids from out of state, and uh,
Speaker 1: and they did a pickup They did a pick up
Speaker 1: scrimmage between some alumni and the current team, and uh
Speaker 1: and Michael Jordan. We watched Michael Jordan play. Wait, how
Speaker 1: did you end up at Dean Smith's basketball camp coming
Speaker 1: from California? I just uh, I was just a weird kid. Dan.
Speaker 1: We're your parents trying to get no no, uh no, yeah,
Speaker 1: they would trying to get me away from uh No,
Speaker 1: all my families from North Carolina. So my dad went
Speaker 1: to Chapel Hill, and we thought it would be uh,
Speaker 1: that'd be fun to go to basketball camp, even though uh,
Speaker 1: like I said, I was the only kid from California
Speaker 1: and most of the campers go with their own team.
Speaker 1: So every kid had like four or five buddies except
Speaker 1: for me. So I lie in my dorm room, going
Speaker 1: only four more nights, Only four more nights, you can
Speaker 1: do it. Did you ever meet Jordan? I met him,
Speaker 1: you know what. I've met him while we were shooting
Speaker 1: I think I think we were shooting Bewitched at Culver
Speaker 1: Studios and they said Jordan's next door shooting a Haynes
Speaker 1: underwear commercial. So he wasn't in his underwear, But yeah,
Speaker 1: met him. That's the one time I met him. You
Speaker 1: would have been great in a Haynes underwear. I know, right,
Speaker 1: thank you. I put you in some medium underwear and
Speaker 1: let you Yeah, I mean right in your wheelhouse. I'm
Speaker 1: not you're gonna move some product. I'm a little bit
Speaker 1: past the medium. I probably have to go XL. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but still, yeah, I'm if Haynes is listening, I'm ready,
Speaker 1: I'm sure. Yeah. How did you end up in the
Speaker 1: Seattle Seahawks video chat? Oh? That was all Pete. That
Speaker 1: was Pete Carroll who had texted me. We were texting
Speaker 1: a little bit during the draft because he had said
Speaker 1: that I was a I was a draft clue. Zoo
Speaker 1: Lander was a draft clue and did I have any
Speaker 1: other ideas to send him? Wait, what do you mean
Speaker 1: draft clue? I don't know. He didn't ever explay it.
Speaker 1: So I go, what does it have to can I
Speaker 1: can send you clues? And I assumed he met, uh,
Speaker 1: you know, self referential clues, things for movies I'd done, etc.
Speaker 1: And I said, what do the clues have to correlate
Speaker 1: to anything? He's like, no, it doesn't matter. So I
Speaker 1: don't know if they just post things to try to
Speaker 1: throw their fans off as to who they might be drafting.
Speaker 1: And then he said, Hey, I'm gonna do this video
Speaker 1: chat with Yeah. Then then the next day he was like,
Speaker 1: you want to you want to crash our thing? And
Speaker 1: you were Greg Olsen. I was Greg Olson, the incoming
Speaker 1: tight end, and he let himself go like a former
Speaker 1: Carolina panther. Yeah, he did not look in game shape.
Speaker 1: I don't think he thinks there's gonna be a season,
Speaker 1: so he's let himself go. Yeah. Can you do you
Speaker 1: think there's gonna be a comedy made off of this,
Speaker 1: you know, quarantine. Yeah, it's a really good question. I
Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know if if you're anything that's
Speaker 1: set in in contemporary times, is it does it beg
Speaker 1: to have to address what's going on? Or people going
Speaker 1: to want to watch things where we're not reminded of this?
Speaker 1: I'm not quite sure. It's a It's a really good question.
Speaker 1: Got got a little serious there on me, didn't you. Yeah? Sorry, sorry,
Speaker 1: what are you doing? Don't don't do well? I was
Speaker 1: wondering if you have a relationship that starts because of
Speaker 1: quarantine and then you're stuck together. You know, the first day,
Speaker 1: there's definitely going to be a romantic comedy in which
Speaker 1: people I think, I really love her. Oh, she's super special.
Speaker 1: Guess what, I can't see her for six months. But
Speaker 1: you you've never been in a rom com with Kate Hudson,
Speaker 1: like every other actor male actor has. Right, you're due
Speaker 1: for a Kate Hudson rom com. I'm I am due
Speaker 1: for a classic Kate Hudson and Matthew McConaughey roth Con. Yes,
Speaker 1: you'll You'll be the wacky neighbor there. No, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: be a tough uh, sweet talking corporate lawyer, you know
Speaker 1: like that. Yeah, well, I wish I could have seen you.
Speaker 1: It would have been really really good for me in
Speaker 1: my career. Guys, you look great. I love watching all
Speaker 1: the dan ats watch me, but you're not. You just
Speaker 1: have to look into the camera and uh and my my,
Speaker 1: it's just a void. You're just looking at a void.
Speaker 1: Why rank, how my guys look? So start with Fritzie,
Speaker 1: what do you make of his setup that he's got there?
Speaker 1: Fritz Let's see, it's some beautiful burnished hardwood walls there.
Speaker 1: I can't quite see what that is? That a child's
Speaker 1: uh piece of artwork behind it is definitely is oh
Speaker 1: there we go that. Now we're quick and then it
Speaker 1: looks like what is that a sports illustrated cover of
Speaker 1: McMahon there in the super Bowl? Right? Who do you
Speaker 1: think of mclovin set up there in Brooklyn mclove? I
Speaker 1: got it? I can can you go full frame here?
Speaker 1: I can't quite see. Oh okay, uh, a lot of
Speaker 1: sunlight coming in. You get a lot of light in
Speaker 1: that room. I do it. When you get depressed, you
Speaker 1: go into that room. Yeah, but it's a greenhouse. It's
Speaker 1: very hot in here. That's the entire minimal. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: is very minimal. Uh. Seaton set up at his crib. Seaton.
Speaker 1: Let's see what you have there. I love the uh
Speaker 1: the Washburn guitar there behind you. Mm hmmm hm. Oh
Speaker 1: that's your that's your beat laboratory synth. Yeah yeah, that's right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: we're making beats here for sure. You you and the
Speaker 1: family record. You have a little family band. You record
Speaker 1: a lot of tracks or yeah, yeah, we got that's
Speaker 1: my son's guitar right over there. So he also plays
Speaker 1: the piano. So next to the drink cart, right. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we put it right up there, yeah, right by the
Speaker 1: bar like a drink cart. And then you got PAULI
Speaker 1: here in the man cave with me. Oh, Paul's in
Speaker 1: the man cave. So yeah, there's that's yeah, that's every day.
Speaker 1: That's every day. Well, I'm glad you're you're doing well.
Speaker 1: You never look better. And uh, thanks guys. Hopefully we'll
Speaker 1: get a chance to see you one day. You know,
Speaker 1: I think this really inspires me. I want to do
Speaker 1: an in studio appearance at some point when this soul
Speaker 1: loosens up, where I just wear a black tarp over
Speaker 1: my head, just like you're giving the appearance. Now you
Speaker 1: have a screen that is it'll be an in studio
Speaker 1: zoom like appearance. I am going to look forward to that.
Speaker 1: And uh and and once again, I swear to God
Speaker 1: if you pull the tape off that if there's tape
Speaker 1: on that camera, and if I find out there was
Speaker 1: tape off, I mean I'm looking at No, it's your
Speaker 1: it's your computer. I don't know if your camera's not
Speaker 1: working or you put black tape on the on your
Speaker 1: on the computer. Now, if you did, it's a great
Speaker 1: big then I'll applaud you. It's a commodore PC they
Speaker 1: still do. Okay, well, maybe time for an upgrade. But
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say I'm gonna say goodbye. And if I
Speaker 1: see you pull that piece of tape off, wouldn't that
Speaker 1: be the best It would be? I would applaud you.
Speaker 1: But it's like, it's like the time you guys thought
Speaker 1: I was going to come out in clown makeup or
Speaker 1: whatever when I took an hour and a half to
Speaker 1: get ready for your guy's show in La Yeah, there was,
Speaker 1: and you were, Yeah, you were in disappointed. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: were in a sweatsuit. I went, why did it take
Speaker 1: an hour and a half to put that together? Right?
Speaker 1: I don't know? You know what? Good luck the rest
Speaker 1: of your busy day. Tell Sasha Baron Cohen that I
Speaker 1: say hello, and the paparazzi as well. Okay, that's Will
Speaker 1: Farrell right there. He took part in Covid Is No Joke,
Speaker 1: a comedy fundraiser this past Friday, and we almost got
Speaker 1: to see what that all looked like there. Yeah, Paul,
Speaker 1: I truly don't know if that was a bit or not.
Speaker 1: I don't know either. I'm gonna I'm gonna say no
Speaker 1: it's not, but with the caveat it very well could
Speaker 1: have been a bit where he put black tape over
Speaker 1: his computer. We'll take a break, last call for phone calls.
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Speaker 1: they got some information for you. This according to a source,
Speaker 1: here's a consensus going around among the major conferences. If
Speaker 1: things progress at a predictable curve, we're gonna have ten games. Now,
Speaker 1: this is somebody on the inside source saying ten games
Speaker 1: with a later start, and that means later in the
Speaker 1: calendar year. Nine conference games. Regional games take preference less travel.
Speaker 1: You won't have any FCS games players returning mid June,
Speaker 1: maybe early July. So Ohio State would play Akron or Kentucky.
Speaker 1: Illinois would schedule Northern Illinois or Missouri bus to more games,
Speaker 1: not flying. The conference that is struggling is the PAC
Speaker 1: twelve California is a concern. When it will open and
Speaker 1: they stretch from Washington to Arizona, money will be a concern.
Speaker 1: Attendance will be limited in some cases. Rutgers wouldn't necessarily
Speaker 1: fly to Minnesota for a game PAC twelve. Not many
Speaker 1: regional options UNLV, New Mexico, Portland State, Reno. So those
Speaker 1: are just some of the things that they're looking at
Speaker 1: here with the college football season, and that is how
Speaker 1: much travel can you have? You know the schedule that
Speaker 1: you're going to have, and how many games are you
Speaker 1: going to have? So nine conference games and then you
Speaker 1: would have maybe just a regional game. Susanne in Atlanta
Speaker 1: is the scoreboard winner for Fritzie? Does this have to
Speaker 1: do with this day in sports history as well? Todd
Speaker 1: one is a birthday? One is a Dayton History thirty
Speaker 1: one in seventy seven. The clues are takes the cake,
Speaker 1: but that gives away the birthday parts. It doesn't really
Speaker 1: help you much. And going solo solo, emphasizing solo. Yes, mclovin,
Speaker 1: I know that one as a nerd. It's May the fourth.
Speaker 1: May the fourth be with you nineteen seventy seven is
Speaker 1: when the hits theaters, Star Wars, Hans Solos your seventy
Speaker 1: seven part and the thirty one is it's Rory McElroy's
Speaker 1: thirty first thirthday too, all right, and Rory somehow takes
Speaker 1: the cake with this Birthdays a birthday. Thank you Brooks
Speaker 1: Keepko is going to join us on the program tomorrow. Sure,
Speaker 1: yes he is. This Daane Sports History Poulie nineteen eighty four.
Speaker 1: Dan Dave Kingman hit a flyball that got stuck in
Speaker 1: the roof of the Metrodome. Yeah, that's it, all right, Jr.
Speaker 1: In Illinois? Hey Jr. By Dan Jo Yeah, picks four
Speaker 1: one regarding your seventy three r s and the Viper Green,
Speaker 1: I've got a couple questions for you. What wheel color
Speaker 1: are you going to run with that? I don't. I
Speaker 1: don't know if I'm gonna do black wheels. I don't,
Speaker 1: but I'm looking at maybe an all black wheel. Wonderful.
Speaker 1: Now what about the side? I like the black? What
Speaker 1: about the side they're gonna be more of a stock side?
Speaker 1: Are you gonna do little resto? Maybe a little bit
Speaker 1: bigger wheel with that, A little bigger wheel, you got it?
Speaker 1: I love it. It's gonna look absolutely perfect. Thank you boy,
Speaker 1: you can't wait to see if sure? Thank you JR.
Speaker 1: All right, I'm going with Viper Green for my seventy
Speaker 1: three rs front row didn't like it a yes, he
Speaker 1: It is interesting that people do seem to like those
Speaker 1: types of cars do go with um very bold colors,
Speaker 1: right yep, yeah, yeah, that's interesting. I love Porsche that
Speaker 1: had you know, the Porsche has so many They used
Speaker 1: to have a lot of bright colors, and then it
Speaker 1: felt like there's a lot of silver and red maroon,
Speaker 1: and I wasn't interested in that. I wanted to see,
Speaker 1: you know, something that had some vibrancy to it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I certainly got Viper Green. Fritzie, what'd you learned today?
Speaker 1: Michael Joan preferred listening to Anita Baker is giving you
Speaker 1: the best that I got before game as opposed to
Speaker 1: hip hop or rap music mclovin. Kim Collishaw is a
Speaker 1: sweatpants and button down shirt guy. Yes he is, Yes
Speaker 1: he is a fun as the poll question MC club, oh,
Speaker 1: would the Bulls have won eighth straight? Fifty four percent
Speaker 1: said yes, So it came down during the show. All right,
Speaker 1: Seaton O'Connor will Farrell has tape over his camera just
Speaker 1: like everyone else. Polly Big with By Haynes, not wedging.
Speaker 1: Will Farrell into commercial with Michael Jordan all right, wedging.
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