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Speaker 1: All right, it is time for comedy. Roulette and Jay,

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Speaker 1: can we just have a.

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Speaker 2: Here how it goes? Take any subjects, put them on

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Speaker 2: a wheel, spun the wheel where it stops. We can

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Speaker 2: make it funny. Put them up and spunny.

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Speaker 1: Here we go. Here goes the subjects right now. Ways

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Speaker 1: women will tell you no, not tonight. Ways that women

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Speaker 1: will tell you no, not tonight. One of them. Stupid

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Speaker 1: questions that white people ask black people.

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Speaker 2: Okay, and.

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Speaker 1: Things a drunk person will blurt out, okay, those are

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Speaker 1: the subjects.

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Speaker 2: All right, let's spend it. What do you know?

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Speaker 1: It's stupid questions that white people as.

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Speaker 2: Here we go comedy. Stupid questions that white people asked

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Speaker 2: black people. Can I touch your hair? Can I touch more?

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Speaker 1: Hell?

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Speaker 2: No, you can't touch my head hair.

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Speaker 1: That's it.

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Speaker 2: Good questions, and white people ask black people is chicken

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Speaker 2: really that good?

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Speaker 1: Too?

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Speaker 2: I'm just asking, is it?

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Speaker 1: I mean?

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Speaker 2: Every time? Go ahead. Stupid questions that white people ask

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Speaker 2: black people, So how do you know the watermelon is good?

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Speaker 1: What? What come on? Steve? Stupid white people ask black people, hey.

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Speaker 2: Do you know the black guy that robbed the liquor

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Speaker 2: store last night? Stupid questions that white people ask black

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Speaker 2: people of comedy that, so you're in first class? What

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Speaker 2: do you do.

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Speaker 1: That happened? A? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I mean I hear you guys talk about it all

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Speaker 2: the time. So how is government cheese? Is it just

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Speaker 2: like Rep cheese or is it just government cheese? That

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Speaker 2: are different?

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Speaker 1: Stupid questions uh that white people ask black people, So

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Speaker 1: are you serious?

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Speaker 2: I mean you really can't dance?

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Speaker 1: Are you serious? You can't dance? Stupid questions and white

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Speaker 1: people ask black people Steve, I hope.

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Speaker 2: I'm not, uh, you know, being intrusive? But is your

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Speaker 2: dad around?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Hell yeah till he died?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Wow.

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Speaker 2: Stupid questions that white people asked black people. How did

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Speaker 2: you get a new car? How you get a new con?

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Speaker 2: Nice too? On? Yes, Stupid questions white people ask black people.

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Speaker 2: So tell me why did you meet jay Z? I

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Speaker 2: don't know, said up so jay Z.

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Speaker 1: Stuber questions that white people ask black people.

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Speaker 2: So you mean you you're you're not fast, you can't run,

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Speaker 2: you're not fast?

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Speaker 1: Off? Oh my god? All right? Come on. See stupid

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Speaker 1: questions that some white people ask black people.

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Speaker 2: Hey, are those your real lips?

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Speaker 1: You haven't had any injection? Just snap size nack.

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Speaker 2: Stupid questions, Yeah, white people ask black people the police

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Speaker 2: are not The police are not hassling a lot of

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Speaker 2: black people. Isn't that true? Really, wouldn't you agree to that? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: Stupid questions that white people.

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Speaker 1: Ask black people, Hey, I don't mean to bother you,

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Speaker 1: but or your church service is really this long? Because

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Speaker 1: seven it's two thirty long. Last one stupid questions white

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Speaker 1: people ask black people, Hey, why can't we use in word?

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Speaker 1: And we'll be back with more of the Steve Harby

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Speaker 1: Morning Show. It's twenty minutes after. Right after this, you're

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Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 2: Assas