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Speaker 1: Sir, I got a butt for you. That's what I got.

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Speaker 1: I got a butt this right here.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, this is called butt man. I mean, you know

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Speaker 2: you're gonna be hid, but really really.

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Speaker 1: Knows.

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Speaker 2: You walk on your So if I bring my toes

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Speaker 2: down with my butt being no, no, just lean your

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Speaker 2: head back, you'll see what we come on. Listen about

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Speaker 2: to call Von.

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Speaker 1: Von apparently has been making uh photo copies of his

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Speaker 1: butt at the job. Okay, so I'm calling from human

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Speaker 1: resources letting Vond know we know you the butt man,

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Speaker 1: but we just we're finna make show. So everybody on

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Speaker 1: the floor. We got to see everybody, but everybody got

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Speaker 1: to bring their butt in here. We can figure out

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Speaker 1: what butt this is that's on the copy. So I'm

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Speaker 1: might've been making copies of it butt. Okay, let's go

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Speaker 1: butt me.

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Speaker 2: Hello.

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Speaker 1: Hey, I'm trying to read Von. Please VN. This is Darius.

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Speaker 1: Darius with Human Resources.

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Speaker 2: How are you?

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Speaker 3: I'm doing fine? Can I help you?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, listen, we have an incident that has taken place

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Speaker 1: at the job.

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Speaker 2: You actually what floor are you on? Vin? I'm all

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Speaker 2: for twelve floor twelve?

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Speaker 1: All right, So do you use the copy machine that

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Speaker 1: often on that floor.

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Speaker 3: Not all the time, but I do use it every

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Speaker 3: once in a.

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Speaker 2: While, Okay, every once in a while. So here's what's

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Speaker 2: going on.

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Speaker 1: There's gonna be some actions being taken place here pretty soon,

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Speaker 1: some legal actions, and we're just clearing everybody. You know,

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Speaker 1: this is just a proper procedure that we're having to

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Speaker 1: go through. So let me just kind of enlighten you

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Speaker 1: on what's taking place. Someone on the twelfth floor has

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Speaker 1: copied there butt on a piece of paper in the

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Speaker 1: copy machine. So someone I actually sat up on the

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Speaker 1: xerox machine and copied their butt. Why someone would do that,

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Speaker 1: I have no earthly idea. But what's happening now is

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Speaker 1: everyone on your floor is gonna have to come in

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Speaker 1: and show their butt. So we're scheduling this now. I'm

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Speaker 1: thinking Friday at eleven a m.

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Speaker 2: Would that be so.

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Speaker 3: Y y'all talking, y'all talking about y'all want me to

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Speaker 3: come up there and show show my show my b

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Speaker 3: because somebody, I'm a grown man. Okay, I'm a grown man.

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Speaker 3: I ain't do that.

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Speaker 2: Okay, you know what. I believe you.

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Speaker 1: I believe you wholeheartedly, Von, But just to clear your name,

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Speaker 1: we have to I hate to say it clear your

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Speaker 1: butt as well. So we want to make sure we're

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Speaker 1: gonna find out whose butt.

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Speaker 2: This is on a piece of paper, that did this.

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Speaker 3: We're gonna find out, you're gonna find you're gonna find

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Speaker 3: out who's You're gonna find out whose cheeks those are,

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Speaker 3: and you're gonna find out real quick. In our mind,

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Speaker 3: all right, I'm not doing that, man, I'm not gonna

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Speaker 3: come in. You said Friday, You're doing this.

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Speaker 2: On Friday, Friday at eleven, not coming that my day off.

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Speaker 3: I'm I'm pulling my pants down. Let some strangers looking

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Speaker 3: really look at my look at my cheeks, talking about

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Speaker 3: somebody copy. I'm not doing that.

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Speaker 2: I don't I don't want to.

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Speaker 1: I don't want this to take a turn, Vonn, because

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Speaker 1: right now, this is if you're not if you're saying

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Speaker 1: you're not coming in, then other actions will be taking

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Speaker 1: place if you don't come in and follow the precedure

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Speaker 1: that everybody's saying.

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Speaker 2: Everybody else that I'm calling they have to come in.

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Speaker 3: How many how many people work on that floor?

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Speaker 2: There's at least eighty plus people on that floor.

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Speaker 3: You're talking about trying to have eighty plus people come

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Speaker 3: in drive all win work. So some strangers and we

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Speaker 3: don't even know can look at our look at our cheeks,

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Speaker 3: and I'm not going to do that. I don't know

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Speaker 3: who did it, but I know they ain't me.

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Speaker 1: Well, somebody somebody's xeroxs there butt on the twelfth floor,

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Speaker 1: and we're going to get to okay, but we're gonna

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Speaker 1: get to the bottom of who did it and what

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Speaker 1: you're What you're not gonna do, von is tell me

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Speaker 1: you're not coming in. What you're not gonna do. Do

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Speaker 1: you like your job here with this company?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Okay, what you're not gonna do is exactly like you're

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Speaker 3: gonna fire me because I'm not gonna show y'all my

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Speaker 3: sweet goodies just because you just because you're from HR

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Speaker 3: you got me food. If you actually expect me to

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Speaker 3: think that everybody that works from this floor is over here,

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Speaker 3: like oh yeah, sure, I'm throwing some strangers. Look at mine,

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Speaker 3: Look at my crack. You must be playing, no, sir,

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Speaker 3: not with me.

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Speaker 1: Okay, let me ask let me, let me ask you this.

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Speaker 1: Do you have a coworker named Andre Andre?

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Speaker 3: Yes?

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Speaker 1: And Andre says he knows you. Now, I'm just gonna

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Speaker 1: put it out here. Andre is stating that it could

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Speaker 1: have possibly been you.

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Speaker 3: Really, Andre got the nerve to say it could have

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Speaker 3: been me? Andre, Why don't he trying to single me out?

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Speaker 3: Like I even use that copier around there playing game.

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Speaker 3: I'm a grown man. He must be out of his

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Speaker 3: mind thinking he gonna say I did it.

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Speaker 2: All I know is he stated that you were a possibility.

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Speaker 2: That's what. That's what he stated.

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Speaker 3: He said I was a possibility.

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Speaker 2: That That's dumb.

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Speaker 3: He ain't have absolutely the reason to think. I don't

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Speaker 3: even use that copier, man, I use that thing like

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Speaker 3: once every two to three weeks, everybody on that floor.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so out of once every two three weeks, is

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Speaker 1: there a possibility maybe you propped your butt up there

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Speaker 1: and copied it?

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Speaker 3: Not at all, y'all ain't even told me when this happened.

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Speaker 3: I probably wasn't even working when the booty him. You.

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Speaker 3: You must be out your mind. You can waste everybody

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Speaker 3: else's time trying to bring everyone in to get a

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Speaker 3: free strip show, but you're not gonna do that to me.

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Speaker 3: This has to be unethical and illegal on so many levels.

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Speaker 3: You're trying to come in and say everybody on the

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Speaker 3: entire floor has to come show that. Geez, man, you

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Speaker 3: must be kidding me. What's your name? Whole time? You're

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Speaker 3: trying to call me? Say, and this is a chore,

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Speaker 3: what's your name?

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Speaker 1: Because I'm Darius. I'm Darius out of human Resources. I

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Speaker 1: told you that when I first called.

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Speaker 3: You, and well Darius, well Darius, when I do come

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Speaker 3: into work, I want to see.

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Speaker 2: Let me ask you this VN. Do you know Leslie?

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Speaker 3: Leslie? I know that better not either saying.

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Speaker 2: My name, but so you do know Leslie?

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Speaker 3: Yes, I know Leslie. She works there with me. So

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Speaker 3: you're trying to tell me that Leslie said.

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Speaker 2: This to h Do you want to know what Leslie said?

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Speaker 3: Yes? I would like to know what Leslie says, so

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Speaker 3: when I cuss her out, I get.

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Speaker 2: It right, okay.

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Speaker 1: Leslie told me to tell you that this is nephew

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Speaker 1: Tommy from the Steve Harvey More.

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Speaker 2: On the show.

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Speaker 1: And you just got pranked by your coworker Leslie and

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Speaker 1: Andre oh Man. Leslie and Andre got me to prank

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Speaker 1: phone call you man.

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Speaker 3: To was man, I was passed. Your uncle is right, bro,

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Speaker 3: somebody is gonna whoop your bet. I bet it this year,

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Speaker 3: all right.

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Speaker 1: Boy, tell me this man, what is the baddest and

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Speaker 1: I mean the baddest radio show in the.

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Speaker 3: Lane, the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Somebody is dada. We're

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Speaker 3: gonna whoop.

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Speaker 1: Y'all anybody in here. I'm not the only one anybody

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Speaker 1: a copy day, but.

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Speaker 2: The only one. You're the only one, the only.

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Speaker 1: One in copy day, only one.

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Speaker 2: And nobody raised that thing.

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Speaker 1: You You ain't start on that glass and watch that

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Speaker 1: light flash through that?

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Speaker 2: Can you to your uncle doing that? No, none of

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Speaker 2: us have, None of us have.

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Speaker 1: Now we have got to get together and go get

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Speaker 1: a photo copy in it.

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Speaker 2: Y'all got we have got to get working. That's so inappropriate.

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Speaker 2: Whatever wrong with you?

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Speaker 1: This is not inappropriately talking about a photo book. Girl,

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Speaker 1: that's all we're talking about.

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Speaker 2: Boy, that's inappropriate. This ain't no mother photo shoot. You

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Speaker 2: ain't taking it, but wongs. He is beyond stupid, beyond beyond.

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Speaker 2: I had y'all for one little photo country. This is

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Speaker 2: what I get.

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Speaker 1: This is what if you can't sit your butt up

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Speaker 1: there for two seconds and take.

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Speaker 2: Your dog on picture which lap back? We can't do

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Speaker 2: nothing together. I thought we were a family.

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Speaker 1: I got a nice little footstool down there. You can

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Speaker 1: step up there and sit yourself down, and y'all can't take.

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Speaker 2: No picture, none of you.

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Speaker 3: What.

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Speaker 1: I ain't never done it before, but I ain't gonna

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Speaker 1: need the foot stoode though.

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Speaker 2: Here we go, Here we go. That's how I know

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Speaker 2: it's you. You're listening, Steve Harvey Morning Show