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Speaker 1: The Jewel Show is here. Get your butt at the

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Speaker 1: I think I might be having a stroke right now.

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Speaker 1: Why it's a Jewel Show. I don't literally think I

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Speaker 1: They probably have so much and yeah, it's the highlight

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Speaker 1: Guess who said that? Guess who said that? So how's

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Speaker 1: some game show like music. It should sound dramatic. Okay, Okay, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I do think that I could see Evan saying that.

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Speaker 1: stay off the air. All right, brand, do you have

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Speaker 1: another one? Yes, here's your next quote. Your arm hair

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Speaker 1: trying to figure out who said it. And your next

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Speaker 1: sad word stroke and you're having a stroke, that's probably

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Speaker 1: gonna be pretty hard, right all right? Remember you can

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Speaker 1: follow the show on social media at the Jewel Show,

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Speaker 1: you can follow us all individually. I'm a Jewel Fresh

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Speaker 1: and matreas a Evan on the radio, I'm at Brad

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Speaker 1: frame mornings. Hello, Hi, this is Evan from agency. I

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Speaker 1: represent Stalo, Marie and Tony. Is this Katie? Yes? My

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Speaker 1: okay information. Well you know all about them, right, you

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Speaker 1: know they have a huge social media following, so they're

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Speaker 1: incredible stars. Oh wow, um, well I honestly didn't. I'm

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Speaker 1: guys so we could talk about podcast? Oh you so

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Speaker 1: nervous girl, No worries. I know we're like a big

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Speaker 1: fifty eight. Thanks for rubbing in my face. Okay, that

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Speaker 1: I can buy some more followers. What? No, Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: Hold on one second, hi, Katie, So how's the talk? Confusing? Confused?

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Speaker 1: This has been a complete and utter waste of my time.

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Speaker 1: Did you look me up on Instagram? Yeah? Her instagram

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Speaker 1: And your buddy Allan set you up. Oh my, this

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Speaker 1: All right you ready? Yeah, okay, hit the beat. Back

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Speaker 1: to school time, wake up sunshine, birthday cakes now, breakfast cake,

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Speaker 1: like on the rap, and then yeah, just like get

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Speaker 1: away from the ram. Well like, yeah, I just I'm

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Speaker 1: setting it up to look you let you know that

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Speaker 1: I might may have made this too long. It might

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Speaker 1: be really bad. I have no idea, but here we go.

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Speaker 1: All right, Mario you ready? Yeah, you get to choose

424
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Speaker 1: who's the king or queen of hip hop for the week. Okay,

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Speaker 1: Toros in this house. There's some toros in this house.

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Speaker 1: There's some toros in this house. There's some toros in

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Speaker 1: this house. I said, burr, it's getting cold in here.

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Speaker 1: There must be some toros in the atmosphere. Fresh white kicks,

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Speaker 1: brand new jeans, first day of school, looking so clean,

430
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Speaker 1: already got my sights on the head cheer leader. It'll

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Speaker 1: be my queen. I'll ask good to prom and then

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Speaker 1: I'll be the king. Wait a second, John already esked

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Speaker 1: her and she said yes to John. High school sucks

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Speaker 1: um skipping prom thanks to John. I'm having a whack

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Speaker 1: ass prom thanks to John. What a whack ass prom. Man,

436
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Speaker 1: I hate John. What a whack ass problem. I'm gonna

437
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Speaker 1: call my mom and go home sick because I'm having

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Speaker 1: a whack ass prom. W That's some whack ass. That

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Speaker 1: was good. Super hot fire, super hot fire. Oh my gosh,

440
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Speaker 1: I just try to think of what a whap could be.

441
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Speaker 1: Whack us pro, whack ass prom. That's dope. Okay, all right, Mario,

442
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Speaker 1: now is the moment of truth. Those are verses for

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Speaker 1: Freestyle Friday. Thank you for calling. It's always fun to

444
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Speaker 1: do Freestyle Friday, though, yeah, thank you, so thank you

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Speaker 1: for calling up voice. By the way, Maria, you know,

446
00:22:00,440 --> 00:22:02,320
Speaker 1: and you're being hit on by English evan now, which

447
00:22:02,359 --> 00:22:04,879
Speaker 1: is weird. But I'm just speaking the truth, dude. Okay,

448
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Speaker 1: So who do you think one Freestyle Friday this week? Honestly,

449
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Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to give it to Jewbil though, yeah. Wow.

450
00:22:15,520 --> 00:22:18,359
Speaker 1: I was nervous about it because because I also hate

451
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Speaker 1: John screwed John. He's always getting everybody a whack prom

452
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Speaker 1: and I guess that means after you do my own

453
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Speaker 1: Victoria Lapp, Yeah, that was Friday Field right here on

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Speaker 1: the Jewbil Show. But then it turned into Freestyle Friday

455
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Speaker 1: because one of our listeners called up and that is

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Speaker 1: to do it. So if you want to do anything,

457
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Speaker 1: I guess all you gotta do is ask and we

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Speaker 1: just say yeah, yeah and do it. Texas, if you

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Speaker 1: have a Friday Field, though, four one six one calls

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Speaker 1: up Beat to Day three four three one ONH six one,

461
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Speaker 1: let us know the next time you want to do

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Speaker 1: Freestyle Friday, we'll probably do for you. It's a Jewel Show,

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Speaker 1: The Jewel Show on Demand jubils dirty Little Secret. Time

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Speaker 1: for your dirty little secret. Remember, if you have a

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret, all you have to do is text

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Speaker 1: us four one oh six one tell us you have one,

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Speaker 1: and then we'll hit you back and go, hey, you

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Speaker 1: want to tell it on the radios and then you'll

469
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Speaker 1: be like, yeah, I do, but I don't want people

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Speaker 1: to know my real name, and then we'll be like

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Speaker 1: that's cool, dude, We'll give you a fake nickname so

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Speaker 1: you could say whatever you want. That's why I already

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Speaker 1: stays anonymous, and everybody gets a fake anonymous nickname. And

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Speaker 1: on the phone right now to tell us a dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret is the purple teletubby? Oh, purple teletubby? How

476
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Speaker 1: are you that show? I'm good. I could use that

477
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Speaker 1: little smile things, because my dirty little secret's a little frustrating,

478
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Speaker 1: really a little frustrating. Why is it frustrating? Well, I'm

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Speaker 1: kind of frustrated. I mean, but I'm also kind of excited,

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Speaker 1: and I'm nervous and I'm scared. It's just in the

481
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Speaker 1: big day, you know, today's today? Wait today, aday? Yeah,

482
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Speaker 1: a lot going on with your dear little secret there. Frustrated, nervous, excited. Yeah,

483
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Speaker 1: it sounds like mal emotions. Yeah, what's going on, buddy?

484
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Speaker 1: What's the day? I am? I am on ball little emotions.

485
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Speaker 1: I'making up with my girlfriend today. Oh oh why, Yeah,

486
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Speaker 1: that's the problem. I feel bad. It's just like we're

487
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Speaker 1: not compatible anymore. Like it's just a kind of grizzled out. Wow.

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Speaker 1: Do you think do you think she has any idea

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Speaker 1: that it's coming? No? I don't think so that's why

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Speaker 1: I'm so nervous. Do you guys live together or how

491
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Speaker 1: long have you guys been together? Actually about a year

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Speaker 1: and a half Okay, and you said no, you don't

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Speaker 1: live together, so that makes it easier. Yeah, she's not.

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Speaker 1: Probably she was planning to move in, and that's kind

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Speaker 1: of a problem. Okay, Well, good for you for cutting

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Speaker 1: it off before it got further. And then you have

497
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Speaker 1: to do it later when you already know do you

498
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Speaker 1: know what it would suck? What if she's planning to

499
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Speaker 1: propose today? Sure, she calls in with a dirty little

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Speaker 1: secret later and she's like, I'm proposing to my boyfriend

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Speaker 1: and later today it's not really uh, I mean that's

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Speaker 1: that's kind of a sweet secret. Yeah, so you're breaking

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Speaker 1: up with your girlfriend today. She has no Are you

504
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Speaker 1: sure she has no idea? Because most of time you

505
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Speaker 1: think the relationship has gotten to a point where both

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Speaker 1: people kind of know that somebody he could break up

507
00:25:00,680 --> 00:25:03,439
Speaker 1: at any moment. Yeah. Um, but you don't feel like

508
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Speaker 1: it's there. It's gonna be she's gonna be completely shocked. No,

509
00:25:07,119 --> 00:25:09,040
Speaker 1: that's the problem. Like a month ago, she's the one

510
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Speaker 1: to suggest it moving in and so like, she's totally

511
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Speaker 1: on board with this, and you now I know I'm not. Wow, well,

512
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Speaker 1: good luck. Yeah, I wish you the best. I've been

513
00:25:19,040 --> 00:25:21,720
Speaker 1: playing it over in your head over and over again,

514
00:25:21,920 --> 00:25:23,880
Speaker 1: trying to figure, you know, the speech that you're gonna

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Speaker 1: give her, or what you're gonna say. Oh yeah, I

516
00:25:26,720 --> 00:25:28,920
Speaker 1: mean I've gone over at my head time and time again.

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Speaker 1: I know what I want to say, it's just hard

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Speaker 1: to actually say. You know, yeah, well, can you give

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Speaker 1: us a taste. We'll let you do a dry run

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Speaker 1: through right now. You want to practice on, Alex, No, no,

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Speaker 1: don't do it. I want to hear it. I want

522
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Speaker 1: to hear it. It'll help you, it'll help you run

523
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Speaker 1: through it one time. So okay, all right, give me

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Speaker 1: your best shot. I just don't Okay, it's already bad.

525
00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:53,280
Speaker 1: It's already it's already bad. I know. But I mean,

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Speaker 1: you didn't even say hey, like you weren't even soft

527
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Speaker 1: at all. It's like, Alex, we need to talk. Ye,

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Speaker 1: hey babe, hey, sit down for a sec. I can't

529
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Speaker 1: you know none of that can Maybe maybe you should

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Speaker 1: start it like that. See this is good that you're

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Speaker 1: running through it now. No, but I talk to her

532
00:26:06,359 --> 00:26:08,280
Speaker 1: friend and he said, don't call her babe. He's like,

533
00:26:08,320 --> 00:26:10,600
Speaker 1: don't say any pet names, don't say anything. Just get

534
00:26:10,680 --> 00:26:13,000
Speaker 1: to it, like ripping off. That's a bad friend. It

535
00:26:13,080 --> 00:26:14,399
Speaker 1: is ripping off a band aid. You don't need to

536
00:26:14,440 --> 00:26:16,760
Speaker 1: call her babe. That's true. Actually, don't do that. No, No,

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00:26:17,520 --> 00:26:19,200
Speaker 1: just call her by her first name. We won't ask

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00:26:19,240 --> 00:26:21,199
Speaker 1: what it is. It's a little secret. So she's like,

539
00:26:21,240 --> 00:26:24,080
Speaker 1: if her name's like Claire, but like, hey Claire, yeah,

540
00:26:24,119 --> 00:26:26,120
Speaker 1: and then she'll know what's up already. And she's like, oh,

541
00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:30,080
Speaker 1: he's breaking up with me. Yea, So I really should

542
00:26:30,119 --> 00:26:32,280
Speaker 1: say hey Claire. We should talk like it before I

543
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Speaker 1: say it. I mean, no, I don't say her name,

544
00:26:34,320 --> 00:26:36,800
Speaker 1: say her name, you know, if her name is not Claire. No,

545
00:26:36,840 --> 00:26:38,800
Speaker 1: I'm not going to say her real name, because I

546
00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:41,760
Speaker 1: know I'm saying when you talk to her, I'm saying

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Speaker 1: her real name is. I'm saying, when you talk to her,

548
00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:48,800
Speaker 1: say her real name. Don't say Claire. Yes, you're I know.

549
00:26:48,840 --> 00:26:53,440
Speaker 1: I was just making a joke. For the example, if

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Speaker 1: I call her Claire, maybe she'll think I'm dating somebody else,

551
00:26:55,600 --> 00:26:58,800
Speaker 1: and that is what you can do. But yes, call

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Speaker 1: her by her name, So give us a taste of

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00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:05,080
Speaker 1: it real quick. Okay, Hey, I don't think this is

554
00:27:05,119 --> 00:27:09,840
Speaker 1: working out, and I think we should maybe take a break. Nope, Nope,

555
00:27:09,840 --> 00:27:12,520
Speaker 1: that wasn't good. You can't say take a break planning

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00:27:12,520 --> 00:27:15,720
Speaker 1: on getting back with her. So hey, I am just

557
00:27:15,880 --> 00:27:17,760
Speaker 1: not in love with you anymore and I'm not feeling it,

558
00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:19,320
Speaker 1: and I just think that it would be best for

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00:27:19,359 --> 00:27:21,440
Speaker 1: both of us to move on before it gets any

560
00:27:21,520 --> 00:27:24,240
Speaker 1: further and waste people's time. So I mean, I'll always

561
00:27:24,440 --> 00:27:26,200
Speaker 1: you know, adore you and love you, and I hope

562
00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:28,080
Speaker 1: you're the best. You'll always have a special place in

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00:27:28,119 --> 00:27:30,760
Speaker 1: my heart. But so just repeat that and you should

564
00:27:30,760 --> 00:27:33,600
Speaker 1: be good. Yep, I'm writing it down. And if that

565
00:27:33,640 --> 00:27:35,800
Speaker 1: doesn't work, just tell her you started dating someone named Claire.

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Speaker 1: The Jewel Show on Demand then the Idiot News Network,

567
00:27:41,680 --> 00:27:44,280
Speaker 1: where idiots aren't just in the news, they report the news.

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Speaker 1: For Friday, September tenth, twenty twenty one. I'm Jewel Fresh

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Speaker 1: and check out the t cell count on Miss Kentucky. Gorgeous.

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00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:54,600
Speaker 1: But I don't know if anyone can match Miss Delaware's

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Speaker 1: blood oxygen level. Am I right, I'll tell you what

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Speaker 1: that means In just a second. But first, let's meat

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Speaker 1: the I'm Alex fresh and real quick. Let's play a game.

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Speaker 1: I'll read my headline. Then you'll guess what state this

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00:28:04,280 --> 00:28:07,800
Speaker 1: happened in. Okay. Okay cops had a six hour swat

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00:28:07,880 --> 00:28:10,879
Speaker 1: standoff with an armed team that get this was interrupted

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Speaker 1: by a naked twenty eight year old woman on a

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Speaker 1: golf cart. Florida, Florida. We'll find out. And I'm Englishevan

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Speaker 1: and one of the world's leaders in fitness is sharing

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Speaker 1: his get fit quick tips and it's taking the world

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Speaker 1: by store. All right, we'll find out more about those

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Speaker 1: stories in just a second. Befo her first story of

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Speaker 1: the day in the Iron Nddian News Network News. They

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Speaker 1: report the news Miss America has announced that they will

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00:28:30,920 --> 00:28:34,440
Speaker 1: now judge contestants on health instead of beauty. Oh thank

586
00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:38,920
Speaker 1: the Lord, Like, what are the organization? Even the beauty

587
00:28:38,920 --> 00:28:42,040
Speaker 1: badges are so weird, so weird, You're judging girls in

588
00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:44,120
Speaker 1: there being like what do we do? What are we doing? Right?

589
00:28:44,120 --> 00:28:45,760
Speaker 1: But that's what they do though, I mean they did

590
00:28:45,800 --> 00:28:47,560
Speaker 1: sign up for it, they go, I know, But like

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00:28:47,640 --> 00:28:49,400
Speaker 1: I'm talking about the organization and a whole like what

592
00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:52,000
Speaker 1: is that organization. It's so bizarre to mean, the whole

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00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:54,040
Speaker 1: idea and concept and like what they have to do. No,

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00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:56,120
Speaker 1: it was definitely made by a forty year old white guy.

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00:28:56,160 --> 00:28:59,160
Speaker 1: That definitely so Like. I love that they're like doing

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00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:01,400
Speaker 1: it on health. Yeah, I think that that's at least good, right,

597
00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:04,120
Speaker 1: Like the pageant stuff I don't even think should exist anymore.

598
00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:06,920
Speaker 1: But they already did away with the swimsuit competition a

599
00:29:06,920 --> 00:29:08,360
Speaker 1: couple of years ago. I guess I just don't know

600
00:29:08,400 --> 00:29:11,120
Speaker 1: how they're going to judge people on optimal health, right, Like,

601
00:29:11,240 --> 00:29:12,719
Speaker 1: are they're literally going to just show a chart from

602
00:29:12,760 --> 00:29:17,080
Speaker 1: their doctor, like their BMI. Yeah, Like that's even worse. Right,

603
00:29:17,080 --> 00:29:19,240
Speaker 1: they come out on stage and now they're just like, oh,

604
00:29:19,280 --> 00:29:23,240
Speaker 1: it was worse. She's got a higher percentage of body fast.

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00:29:23,320 --> 00:29:25,040
Speaker 1: You know you can't see it. Now I have to

606
00:29:25,080 --> 00:29:26,959
Speaker 1: prove it, and I have to see it in numbers

607
00:29:27,040 --> 00:29:29,200
Speaker 1: right above your head or something. The Idiot News Network

608
00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:32,160
Speaker 1: where idiots aren't just in the news. For our next

609
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Speaker 1: story of the day, let's send it on over to

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Speaker 1: Alex Rash. It's on location I think in Florida. Oh,

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00:29:37,080 --> 00:29:38,640
Speaker 1: you're right, you guys are both right. Even though I

612
00:29:38,920 --> 00:29:41,080
Speaker 1: wasn't asking you guys, really, I was kind of asking

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Speaker 1: the people who are listening. All right, So we kind

614
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Speaker 1: of ruined it, but it's fine. Cops in Florida had

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Speaker 1: a six hour spot standoff with an armed team that

616
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Speaker 1: was interrupted by a woman who was driving a golf

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Speaker 1: cart naked, drunk, she goes drunk. Okay, wow, that's a

618
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Speaker 1: busy day for them. Well, it started at like eight pm.

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Speaker 1: The cops were called for three suspicious tunes in the neighborhood,

620
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Speaker 1: probably a Karen. Right when the canine and the cops

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Speaker 1: got there, one of the teams started shooting at them.

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Speaker 1: At some point managed to even shoot himself with a

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Speaker 1: thigh Oh my, oh my go. Nevertheless, he managed to

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Speaker 1: climb onto a roof, which led to the six hour

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Speaker 1: standoff with the cops and the swat team. And in

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Speaker 1: the middle of this ordeal, a drunk woman, a drunk

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Speaker 1: woman driving a freaking golf cart was driving by and

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Speaker 1: wanted to see, like what all the ruggets was about,

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Speaker 1: So she stopped and she wouldn't leave. Yeah, she was

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Speaker 1: naked and drunk twenty eight So it's not like an

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Speaker 1: old woman in Florida retired. It's a twenty eight old

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Speaker 1: woman drunk on a golf cart. Right, I can imagine

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Speaker 1: the cops standing there with an arm standoff, and he's

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Speaker 1: just like man. And then he looks next to him

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Speaker 1: and there's a naked, drunk lady just got off a

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Speaker 1: golf cart stand next and I'm like, what's going on.

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Speaker 1: It's the most Florida story you've heard in a while.

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Speaker 1: Right while you were telling that news story, all I

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Speaker 1: could hear was, well, that's all I has, sending it

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Speaker 1: back to you, Thank you very much. This is the

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Speaker 1: I n N, the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't

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Speaker 1: just in the news, they report the next story. They

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Speaker 1: let's send it on over to English. Evan who was

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Speaker 1: at the gym with the celebrity, a celebrity that goes

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Speaker 1: by the name Kim Jong oon ya. No, right, what

646
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Speaker 1: are you doing with him? Yeah, you're working out with

647
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Speaker 1: the North Korean dictator. I'm about to get shot, so

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Speaker 1: just let me tell this story real quick. So the

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Speaker 1: North Korean dictator showed off his slender figure recently at

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Speaker 1: a parade. Slender. Yes, he's looking very much. He had

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Speaker 1: like a heart attack or something last year. Remember that,

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Speaker 1: they say, you know, what. He's probably not even alive

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Speaker 1: right now. He disappeared for a while after a public thing,

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Speaker 1: and and then he went somewhere and they didn't see

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Speaker 1: him for a while, and every the rumors were that

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Speaker 1: he had a heart attack, but of course, if you're

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Speaker 1: the North Korean dictator, he's not going to say they

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Speaker 1: had a heart attacks with people because he's superhuman. Right

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Speaker 1: where the people were seeing him looking so slender. He

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Speaker 1: was at a parade, and it was against COVID, like

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Speaker 1: the whole parade was to be held so that it

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Speaker 1: could show, like the people that they're better than COVID.

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Speaker 1: Like there were people with hazmat suits, masks or everything.

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Speaker 1: They don't let anybody in or out. So no, well

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Speaker 1: kind of not really only like once at while, but

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Speaker 1: not really exactly. So the whole the whole parade made

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Speaker 1: no sense. But the good news is he's looking better.

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Speaker 1: The parade was probably for him because he probably told

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Speaker 1: his people that he cured he cured it, and it

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Speaker 1: was what a great man he is. He's like, look

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Speaker 1: at me, I'm Jesus. According to what they say about

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Speaker 1: Kim Jong un over there, I think he's written like

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Speaker 1: ten thousand books, like it's all facts like that. I mean,

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Speaker 1: the people think that he has no he has no butt, like,

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Speaker 1: he has no way of getting out the poop. What

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Speaker 1: he doesn't need to Yeah, because he doesn't have an anus. No,

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Speaker 1: because he's clean, he does not have an anuss. What

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Speaker 1: how does he has a bag? No? They just think

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Speaker 1: he's what they say. That's what they say. He's written

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Speaker 1: like ten thousand books. He's so amazing. He doesn't even

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Speaker 1: have an a news job, lady, And that means the

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Speaker 1: iron N job done for the day, but don't worry

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Speaker 1: about do it again. The same time tomorrow found out

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Speaker 1: that well in January twenty one, the great sports have

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Speaker 1: been closed for a year. Ope job. Maybe that's why

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Speaker 1: they have that's it lose Nope job for nothing. And

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Speaker 1: that was the iron N the idiot news network where

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Speaker 1: idiots aren't just in the news. They report the Remember

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Speaker 1: you can follow the show on social media. That je

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Speaker 1: will show all of us individually. I'm a double fresh,

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Speaker 1: I'm at that dre, I'm at Evan on the radio

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Speaker 1: and tune in tomorrow the same time for another hard

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Speaker 1: hitting report from the i n N. The Jewil Show

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Speaker 1: on demand. It's another Jewbil phone frame day, morning's fun.

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Speaker 1: That's one. Hello, Charles todd Sparks, putting the spark back

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Speaker 1: in your life? How you doing? Is this the guy

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00:33:27,320 --> 00:33:30,440
Speaker 1: Jimmy said was going to call me. Yeah, guilty as charged.

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00:33:30,680 --> 00:33:34,120
Speaker 1: Todd Sparks, putting the spark back in your life. Nice

699
00:33:34,160 --> 00:33:36,920
Speaker 1: to meet you. Your friend Jimmy hired me because he said,

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00:33:37,280 --> 00:33:39,840
Speaker 1: you need a little bit of life coaching. You need

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00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:41,719
Speaker 1: a little bit of fire. You need a little bit

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00:33:41,760 --> 00:33:43,760
Speaker 1: of the spark back in your life, a little bit

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00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:46,000
Speaker 1: of the pep back in your step, a little bit

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00:33:46,080 --> 00:33:49,560
Speaker 1: of the funk back into the funky stuff you do.

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00:33:50,200 --> 00:33:52,200
Speaker 1: And I'm the guy to help you with that. Todd Sparks.

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Speaker 1: Nice to meet you. Nice, Nice to meet you. I

707
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Speaker 1: don't know if I need all of that, but but

708
00:33:57,640 --> 00:33:59,440
Speaker 1: Jimmy said he was gonna hea you give me a

709
00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:02,320
Speaker 1: call out, a whole cornucopia good feelings to give you.

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Speaker 1: So let's talk about some stuff. Let's talk about it. Huh,

711
00:34:05,680 --> 00:34:08,120
Speaker 1: what's up? What's going on? Okay, what are we what

712
00:34:08,200 --> 00:34:10,600
Speaker 1: are we going to talk about? We're gonna talk about

713
00:34:10,719 --> 00:34:19,360
Speaker 1: what happened? Why? No sparky spark Huh. I would be

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00:34:19,480 --> 00:34:21,200
Speaker 1: a loser for the rest of my life and not

715
00:34:21,320 --> 00:34:22,880
Speaker 1: be able to take care of her even though I

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00:34:23,160 --> 00:34:26,880
Speaker 1: got her through, you know, three different jobs over you know,

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00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:34,880
Speaker 1: two years. What are we talking about here, Chazz? Yeah, no, no, Chazz,

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Speaker 1: I'm Charles. I would like to call you Chatz. As

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Speaker 1: a matter of fact, I'm going to call you Chazz.

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Speaker 1: That's what I call decision making. Well, I tell you what,

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Speaker 1: I'll make a decision. I'm going to call you Karen.

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Speaker 1: How about that? That's my decision. Listen, Chazz, love the

723
00:34:50,560 --> 00:34:52,719
Speaker 1: effort there. You made a decision. You didn't do it

724
00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:54,880
Speaker 1: the right way though. You say, hey, I want to

725
00:34:54,920 --> 00:34:57,920
Speaker 1: call you Karen, and they accepted every time because you

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00:34:58,040 --> 00:35:01,080
Speaker 1: took control of your life. You with the spark back

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00:35:01,120 --> 00:35:04,520
Speaker 1: in your life, Todd spark. Well, I'm gonna call you Karen. Karen.

728
00:35:04,840 --> 00:35:07,439
Speaker 1: So here we go, Karen. What do we do next

729
00:35:07,560 --> 00:35:09,520
Speaker 1: to put the spark back in my life? All? Raron?

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00:35:09,680 --> 00:35:11,879
Speaker 1: So you see, you can't seem to get that first lesson.

731
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:15,279
Speaker 1: But that's fine, that's really advanced stuff. I just I'm

732
00:35:15,360 --> 00:35:18,080
Speaker 1: trying to figure out what's wrong your humdrum about your

733
00:35:18,120 --> 00:35:20,919
Speaker 1: girlfriend Leavin you huh? Is that what's going on? Yeah?

734
00:35:21,080 --> 00:35:23,640
Speaker 1: That what's got your humdrum in the beat. Yeah, yeah,

735
00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:26,719
Speaker 1: Jimmy keeps saying, I gotta snap out of it and

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Speaker 1: uh and get back to the world. But you know what,

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Speaker 1: what's the point? And that is a great question, and

738
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Speaker 1: I'm glad you asked it. What is the point? What

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Speaker 1: is the point? Charles? What is the point? You're going

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00:35:43,760 --> 00:35:46,320
Speaker 1: to tell me? Karen, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna ask you,

741
00:35:46,680 --> 00:35:48,920
Speaker 1: what is the point of sitting on the couch all

742
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:51,920
Speaker 1: day thinking about the love that you lost? Well? Are

743
00:35:51,960 --> 00:35:54,640
Speaker 1: you saying? Are you a single guy there? Todd? You

744
00:35:54,719 --> 00:35:57,000
Speaker 1: have somebody, Todd. I've had six wives and you can

745
00:35:57,040 --> 00:35:58,839
Speaker 1: read about all of them in my book that I'm

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00:35:58,880 --> 00:36:01,000
Speaker 1: gonna send you, Todd, spark putting the spark back in

747
00:36:01,080 --> 00:36:04,680
Speaker 1: your life. So if you've had six wives, how are you?

748
00:36:04,920 --> 00:36:06,560
Speaker 1: How are you the guy to give me advice? You

749
00:36:06,680 --> 00:36:09,640
Speaker 1: have failed six times? I don't I don't. I don't

750
00:36:09,640 --> 00:36:11,759
Speaker 1: know if this is working out here, Todd. But you

751
00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:16,080
Speaker 1: can't succeed unless you fail, and I have succeeded where

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00:36:16,160 --> 00:36:19,560
Speaker 1: most men at failing. I don't understand how this is

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00:36:19,600 --> 00:36:21,439
Speaker 1: going to help How how is this going to help me? Todd?

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00:36:21,760 --> 00:36:24,440
Speaker 1: Nobody who ever convinced. I was just going to convince

755
00:36:24,480 --> 00:36:27,640
Speaker 1: her that this guy is a is a big, smooth

756
00:36:27,640 --> 00:36:29,520
Speaker 1: talking loser who's going to leave her one day too.

757
00:36:29,640 --> 00:36:31,520
Speaker 1: And I was the guy who loved her bad about her.

758
00:36:31,600 --> 00:36:33,360
Speaker 1: How are you going to convince her that, Todd? We

759
00:36:33,440 --> 00:36:36,040
Speaker 1: have identified the root of a problem here. The problem

760
00:36:36,200 --> 00:36:39,480
Speaker 1: is you're thinking about her. You're thinking about what she's doing,

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00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:41,480
Speaker 1: how she's going to come back. You know what you

762
00:36:41,560 --> 00:36:44,399
Speaker 1: need to be thinking about. Charles don't know, Todd. How

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Speaker 1: am I going to get a Maserati? So you're you're

764
00:36:49,360 --> 00:36:52,000
Speaker 1: telling me I need to give some rich, fancy things

765
00:36:52,120 --> 00:36:54,400
Speaker 1: to win her back? Is that the advice I'm getting?

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00:36:54,480 --> 00:36:56,799
Speaker 1: That's exactly what I'm telling you. Put the spark back

767
00:36:56,880 --> 00:36:59,719
Speaker 1: in your life. Get a Maserati. Drive by her in

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00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:02,279
Speaker 1: the Maserati. Hello, she's going to be back in the

769
00:37:02,719 --> 00:37:05,080
Speaker 1: Should we meet you? How in the world? How is

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00:37:05,120 --> 00:37:07,120
Speaker 1: this what you do for a living? Jimmy met me

771
00:37:07,160 --> 00:37:08,880
Speaker 1: because he emailed me for a prank phone call. That's

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00:37:08,880 --> 00:37:10,440
Speaker 1: what Jimmy did. He put the spark back in your

773
00:37:10,480 --> 00:37:12,560
Speaker 1: life by a simple email is all it took to

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00:37:12,680 --> 00:37:17,319
Speaker 1: start that fire. Did you say prank? Yes? I did?

775
00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:19,359
Speaker 1: Because this is not todd Sparks putting the spark back

776
00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:21,000
Speaker 1: in your life. This is actually Jewel from The Jewel

777
00:37:21,040 --> 00:37:23,120
Speaker 1: Show doing a phone prank on you and your buddy

778
00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:27,640
Speaker 1: Jimmy shut you up. He said that you just went

779
00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:29,399
Speaker 1: through a breakup and he was hoping a phone prank

780
00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:33,839
Speaker 1: could cheer you up. So hopefully that helped. I am

781
00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:35,600
Speaker 1: going to punch him in the arm really hard. Well,

782
00:37:35,640 --> 00:37:37,480
Speaker 1: that will definitely make you feel better. Punch him in

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00:37:37,480 --> 00:37:38,759
Speaker 1: the arm, put the spark back in your life, and

784
00:37:38,960 --> 00:37:43,399
Speaker 1: get him masserati. That'll help. I'll get him Maserati. Thanks, Karen.

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Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with Jewbil phone pranks The Jewil

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Speaker 1: Show on Demand. First Day follow Up. Jennon is on

787
00:37:52,960 --> 00:37:54,520
Speaker 1: the phone today for a first Day follow up and

788
00:37:54,560 --> 00:37:56,399
Speaker 1: she's not getting a call back from a dude named

789
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Speaker 1: Travis that she went on a date with. And I'm

790
00:37:59,080 --> 00:38:01,279
Speaker 1: surprised she actually went on this date. Well, I don't

791
00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:03,399
Speaker 1: know if I would ever go on if I would

792
00:38:03,400 --> 00:38:04,959
Speaker 1: do what she did for a first date, I would

793
00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:07,760
Speaker 1: definitely never get a call back. Oh a dance conference.

794
00:38:07,760 --> 00:38:11,040
Speaker 1: They went dancing. Oh yeah, yeah, not good. But Shannon

795
00:38:11,200 --> 00:38:13,160
Speaker 1: is on the phone and apparently she went dancing with Travis,

796
00:38:13,440 --> 00:38:15,960
Speaker 1: and then Travis danced right out of her life. That

797
00:38:16,160 --> 00:38:18,719
Speaker 1: was amazing, all right, Shannon, before we get before we

798
00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:20,399
Speaker 1: trying to figure out why he's not calling you back,

799
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Speaker 1: how long has it been since your date with Travis?

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Speaker 1: Don't know? Well, I haven't heard from him in about

801
00:38:29,560 --> 00:38:32,839
Speaker 1: two and a half weeks now, it's been. Oh that's

802
00:38:32,840 --> 00:38:34,759
Speaker 1: a long time, all right. And how many times have

803
00:38:34,840 --> 00:38:36,759
Speaker 1: you tried to reach out to him in that two

804
00:38:36,760 --> 00:38:40,239
Speaker 1: and a half weeks? Oh? Well, I usually don't like

805
00:38:40,400 --> 00:38:43,040
Speaker 1: to reach out too much. I still one little like hey,

806
00:38:44,600 --> 00:38:46,239
Speaker 1: but I don't want to seem like I'm thirsty or

807
00:38:46,280 --> 00:38:48,640
Speaker 1: anything like that. So I just I just said hey,

808
00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:50,560
Speaker 1: you know, and then I left it alone. Okay, so

809
00:38:50,640 --> 00:38:53,880
Speaker 1: you only text him once? Yeah, I didn't want I

810
00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:56,320
Speaker 1: don't want to like stalk him too hard. You know,

811
00:38:56,440 --> 00:38:58,600
Speaker 1: Like we had a good time, and I kind of

812
00:38:58,840 --> 00:39:00,680
Speaker 1: I kind of think I'm scared him a little bit.

813
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:05,000
Speaker 1: You think you scared him off? Yeah, well, what did

814
00:39:05,080 --> 00:39:11,120
Speaker 1: you do? So he chased me to this like dance

815
00:39:11,280 --> 00:39:15,439
Speaker 1: meetup thing like it was outside at this park, Like, yeah,

816
00:39:16,200 --> 00:39:19,760
Speaker 1: has that in common? Yeah, well, I like to dance.

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00:39:20,120 --> 00:39:23,000
Speaker 1: I'm not a professional dancer. Well kind of dancing, did

818
00:39:23,040 --> 00:39:26,279
Speaker 1: you guys do Well, it was a lot of hip

819
00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:29,040
Speaker 1: hop kind of dance, you know, stuff like that that

820
00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:33,560
Speaker 1: they were doing at the meetup. And is he a dancer? Yeah,

821
00:39:33,840 --> 00:39:37,200
Speaker 1: he's a dancerly okay, okay, So was it his idea

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00:39:37,280 --> 00:39:39,759
Speaker 1: or your idea to go to the dancing Well, it

823
00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:42,560
Speaker 1: was his idea because like on our interest like, so

824
00:39:42,680 --> 00:39:45,839
Speaker 1: we mashed up on tender, you know, and he had

825
00:39:45,960 --> 00:39:50,000
Speaker 1: super liked me and we started chatting and that was great. Um.

826
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Speaker 1: So yeah, it went really good. And then he asked

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00:39:52,719 --> 00:39:55,359
Speaker 1: me to go to this like outdoor dance meetup thing

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00:39:55,440 --> 00:39:58,240
Speaker 1: and I was I was excited about it. Okay, okay,

829
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Speaker 1: And how was the dance meetup? Uh? It was. It

830
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Speaker 1: was really fun. It was everybody was such a great dancer.

831
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Speaker 1: Um was one of those ones where they put on headphones.

832
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Speaker 1: Those are hilarious, like the silent discoes those again, but

833
00:40:13,520 --> 00:40:16,160
Speaker 1: it was really fun and we were dancing. Um but

834
00:40:16,280 --> 00:40:18,600
Speaker 1: at one point, like my stomach kind of started hurting,

835
00:40:19,640 --> 00:40:22,560
Speaker 1: so I just kind of tacked out for you know,

836
00:40:22,719 --> 00:40:24,680
Speaker 1: for a while and just kind of, you know, kind

837
00:40:24,680 --> 00:40:28,160
Speaker 1: of stick to the side and just enjoyed watching everybody. Okay.

838
00:40:28,680 --> 00:40:34,040
Speaker 1: So so is that. How did the date end? Um,

839
00:40:34,320 --> 00:40:36,640
Speaker 1: he just kind of took me back home after you know,

840
00:40:36,719 --> 00:40:40,320
Speaker 1: it was over, and um, he's like, I mean, he

841
00:40:40,400 --> 00:40:42,920
Speaker 1: said he had a good time, but I just never

842
00:40:43,040 --> 00:40:45,040
Speaker 1: heard from him again, you know, And guys do that.

843
00:40:45,200 --> 00:40:46,799
Speaker 1: They do that they're not going to eat me good.

844
00:40:46,840 --> 00:40:48,400
Speaker 1: Did you guys kiss or anything at the end of

845
00:40:48,400 --> 00:40:52,080
Speaker 1: the day. No, it was kind of like he pulled

846
00:40:52,120 --> 00:40:54,520
Speaker 1: up to my building and I got out, and I

847
00:40:54,719 --> 00:40:57,719
Speaker 1: walked in and he drove away. Okay, And then like

848
00:40:57,840 --> 00:41:00,239
Speaker 1: when you guys parted ways, did it seem like he

849
00:41:00,320 --> 00:41:04,000
Speaker 1: wasn't really that into you? Well, you know, if he

850
00:41:04,120 --> 00:41:07,680
Speaker 1: didn't say he didn't say let's do this again, because

851
00:41:07,680 --> 00:41:10,200
Speaker 1: you always think that one of the people were gonna say, hey,

852
00:41:10,280 --> 00:41:12,600
Speaker 1: let's do this again, right, I didn't get that from him.

853
00:41:12,640 --> 00:41:15,000
Speaker 1: He just said I had a good time, and I

854
00:41:15,080 --> 00:41:18,720
Speaker 1: was like cool, me too. Oh okay, okay, a little awkward.

855
00:41:18,840 --> 00:41:21,360
Speaker 1: So how long were you guys talking again before you

856
00:41:21,440 --> 00:41:25,440
Speaker 1: actually met him? Oh my god, we talked like probably

857
00:41:25,560 --> 00:41:28,759
Speaker 1: like a solid three weeks. Like we talked about all

858
00:41:28,840 --> 00:41:31,400
Speaker 1: kinds of stuff and there's nothing else besides like you

859
00:41:31,480 --> 00:41:33,640
Speaker 1: getting like a stomach ache and taking a break to

860
00:41:33,760 --> 00:41:37,279
Speaker 1: make him not call you back. No, I mean that

861
00:41:37,520 --> 00:41:39,719
Speaker 1: was That is the only thing I can come up with.

862
00:41:39,840 --> 00:41:42,160
Speaker 1: I mean I smelled good, I did my hair, I

863
00:41:42,280 --> 00:41:44,279
Speaker 1: did my makeup. I mean I was cute. Did you

864
00:41:44,320 --> 00:41:47,080
Speaker 1: accidentally dance out of fart m I mean, come on,

865
00:41:47,160 --> 00:41:51,960
Speaker 1: that's not gonna make somebody ghost if it smelled so, yeah,

866
00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:56,239
Speaker 1: it's gonna make someone goes if that happened, I would

867
00:41:56,280 --> 00:41:58,480
Speaker 1: tell you that did not happen. Yeah, that would actually

868
00:41:58,520 --> 00:42:00,279
Speaker 1: probably be funny and then maybe you guys have a

869
00:42:00,320 --> 00:42:02,799
Speaker 1: laugh about it. But all right, so it's been two

870
00:42:02,880 --> 00:42:05,480
Speaker 1: weeks and you haven't heard anything from him. All right,

871
00:42:05,520 --> 00:42:07,440
Speaker 1: well we'll play a song come back, and then call

872
00:42:07,520 --> 00:42:10,200
Speaker 1: him and see if we can figure it out for you. Okay, okay,

873
00:42:10,320 --> 00:42:12,120
Speaker 1: all right, what's your first day follow up? Next? It's

874
00:42:12,160 --> 00:42:14,200
Speaker 1: a jewel show. On the phone with us right now

875
00:42:14,360 --> 00:42:16,520
Speaker 1: is Shannon and she's not getting a call back from

876
00:42:16,560 --> 00:42:19,440
Speaker 1: a guy named Travis. She met him on tender and

877
00:42:19,600 --> 00:42:21,719
Speaker 1: they went out dancing. They went to some sort of

878
00:42:22,280 --> 00:42:24,359
Speaker 1: dance meetup thing. I guess the guy likes to dance

879
00:42:24,520 --> 00:42:27,160
Speaker 1: and he invited Shannon to go. She said things went

880
00:42:27,280 --> 00:42:30,200
Speaker 1: really great. She had a great time with Travis, but

881
00:42:30,360 --> 00:42:32,319
Speaker 1: now he's not calling her back. And the only reason

882
00:42:32,400 --> 00:42:34,880
Speaker 1: that she can think of is that during the dancing

883
00:42:35,360 --> 00:42:37,000
Speaker 1: she had a stomach ache and kind of had to

884
00:42:37,040 --> 00:42:39,080
Speaker 1: sit it out for a little bit, and maybe Travis

885
00:42:39,160 --> 00:42:41,280
Speaker 1: didn't like that. That's the only thing you can think of, Shannon,

886
00:42:42,480 --> 00:42:45,719
Speaker 1: I mean, I get, I mean maybe because I get

887
00:42:45,760 --> 00:42:48,040
Speaker 1: sick still, they get turned him off. I mean, that's

888
00:42:48,040 --> 00:42:50,319
Speaker 1: what I got. That's all that would be weird. Maybe

889
00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:52,680
Speaker 1: maybe he thought that, like she was making an excuse

890
00:42:52,719 --> 00:42:56,520
Speaker 1: so she didn't have to dance. Maybe yeah, he could

891
00:42:56,560 --> 00:42:58,920
Speaker 1: have thought you didn't like him, actually, because you only

892
00:42:58,960 --> 00:43:02,000
Speaker 1: reached out to him one time after and then if

893
00:43:02,040 --> 00:43:04,000
Speaker 1: you stop dancing with him and said your stomach hurt,

894
00:43:04,080 --> 00:43:05,880
Speaker 1: and then you said, like at the end of everything,

895
00:43:05,920 --> 00:43:07,359
Speaker 1: you guys didn't really kiss. It was just like, hey,

896
00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:10,440
Speaker 1: he might he might actually like you, but think that

897
00:43:10,480 --> 00:43:13,880
Speaker 1: you're not into him. Classic case of miscommunication. But then

898
00:43:13,920 --> 00:43:16,320
Speaker 1: why wouldn't he respond? I have no idea? Actually a

899
00:43:16,360 --> 00:43:18,680
Speaker 1: good point, all right. Anyway, I'm going to call him

900
00:43:18,760 --> 00:43:19,839
Speaker 1: right now and see if we can figure it out

901
00:43:19,840 --> 00:43:22,799
Speaker 1: for you. Act and you're ready, Yeah, let's do it. Okay,

902
00:43:22,880 --> 00:43:40,480
Speaker 1: here we go. Hello, Hi, is this Travis. Hey, Travis,

903
00:43:40,719 --> 00:43:42,919
Speaker 1: this is the Jewel Show. My name is Jewel Fresh,

904
00:43:43,080 --> 00:43:45,080
Speaker 1: and my name's Alex Fresh. And The Jewel Show is

905
00:43:45,080 --> 00:43:47,880
Speaker 1: a radio show and we do dance offs and we

906
00:43:48,040 --> 00:43:49,840
Speaker 1: like to challenge you because we hear you're quite the dancer.

907
00:43:51,760 --> 00:43:56,200
Speaker 1: Oh what do you mean, confused? We're actually calling you

908
00:43:56,239 --> 00:43:57,600
Speaker 1: because we do a segment on our show called the

909
00:43:57,640 --> 00:43:59,440
Speaker 1: First Date follow Up, and that's where if you go

910
00:43:59,480 --> 00:44:01,360
Speaker 1: out on a day with someone and then up not

911
00:44:01,480 --> 00:44:03,360
Speaker 1: calling them back, they can email us to get you

912
00:44:03,480 --> 00:44:05,560
Speaker 1: on the phone and find out what happened. And we

913
00:44:05,680 --> 00:44:08,200
Speaker 1: got an email about you from Shannon, who listens to

914
00:44:08,280 --> 00:44:15,040
Speaker 1: the show. Oh oh, Shannon. Okay, And Shannon told us

915
00:44:15,040 --> 00:44:17,000
Speaker 1: about your date. She said that she liked you a lot,

916
00:44:17,200 --> 00:44:19,000
Speaker 1: but she said you haven't talked to her since that

917
00:44:19,160 --> 00:44:20,680
Speaker 1: date and that's been like two and a half weeks,

918
00:44:20,800 --> 00:44:25,319
Speaker 1: and she wants to know what happened. Yeah. So yeah,

919
00:44:25,440 --> 00:44:28,120
Speaker 1: I mean we wanted a date. It was pretty good

920
00:44:28,480 --> 00:44:32,640
Speaker 1: up until a certain point. Okay, So Shannon told us

921
00:44:32,840 --> 00:44:34,640
Speaker 1: how you guys went out, You met on Tinder and

922
00:44:34,719 --> 00:44:38,319
Speaker 1: then you took her dancing, and now you're not calling back.

923
00:44:38,400 --> 00:44:40,319
Speaker 1: She didn't, she didn't, and she wants to know why

924
00:44:40,760 --> 00:44:44,920
Speaker 1: did you like Shannon? Yeah, yeah I did. I did.

925
00:44:45,160 --> 00:44:47,640
Speaker 1: She was she was really cool. She told us that

926
00:44:47,719 --> 00:44:49,359
Speaker 1: she thinks you might not be calling her back because

927
00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:51,080
Speaker 1: she had to stopped dancing for a while because her

928
00:44:51,120 --> 00:44:53,080
Speaker 1: stomach hurt. And then I was like, well, did it

929
00:44:53,200 --> 00:44:56,240
Speaker 1: hurt or did you accidentally dance out of heart? Because

930
00:44:56,239 --> 00:44:58,160
Speaker 1: you know how that happens from one dance or to another.

931
00:44:58,400 --> 00:45:01,719
Speaker 1: That happens, right, you know, not as often as you think.

932
00:45:02,840 --> 00:45:05,759
Speaker 1: So it wasn't because of her upset stomach that made

933
00:45:05,800 --> 00:45:09,960
Speaker 1: her take a little breaky. No, no, I mean that happened.

934
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:12,520
Speaker 1: It's not a it's not an issue. I thought she

935
00:45:12,640 --> 00:45:16,120
Speaker 1: was cool. But all right, yeah, to tell you, guys

936
00:45:16,880 --> 00:45:20,840
Speaker 1: think she doesn't know how to twork. She doesn't know

937
00:45:20,880 --> 00:45:26,759
Speaker 1: how to twork. Yeah, she's actually horrible a tworking or

938
00:45:26,920 --> 00:45:29,920
Speaker 1: like dancing in general. No, No, she's a she's a

939
00:45:29,960 --> 00:45:32,360
Speaker 1: pretty good dancer, just doesn't how to twork. And you

940
00:45:32,440 --> 00:45:36,040
Speaker 1: really need a woman to twork. Yeah, I mean that's

941
00:45:36,160 --> 00:45:42,000
Speaker 1: that's kind of my say. No, I mean it's unteachable,

942
00:45:42,600 --> 00:45:44,239
Speaker 1: you know. I mean she just kept talking about her

943
00:45:44,360 --> 00:45:47,960
Speaker 1: she's a dancer, like, uh, and I actually am a dancer.

944
00:45:48,120 --> 00:45:51,160
Speaker 1: So okay, so you don't feel like she's a dancer

945
00:45:51,880 --> 00:45:55,399
Speaker 1: or it's just a woman that can't work. Yeah, she's

946
00:45:55,440 --> 00:45:57,759
Speaker 1: not as good as dancer as not you. Okay, so

947
00:45:57,920 --> 00:46:03,040
Speaker 1: that just is like a deal breaker for you then, yeah, exactly. Okay, Travis.

948
00:46:03,600 --> 00:46:05,280
Speaker 1: Actually I need to be honest with you because Shannon

949
00:46:05,440 --> 00:46:07,520
Speaker 1: is on the phone listening and wants to talk to you.

950
00:46:09,080 --> 00:46:15,040
Speaker 1: Oh Travis, it's so embarrassed. I cannot believe that is

951
00:46:15,160 --> 00:46:19,920
Speaker 1: why you haven't like messaged me back or anything. Um,

952
00:46:20,400 --> 00:46:23,640
Speaker 1: I'm sorry I didn't though you're on the phone. Uh,

953
00:46:24,520 --> 00:46:31,320
Speaker 1: what's up right, Shannon? Yeah. Do you ever think in

954
00:46:31,360 --> 00:46:33,120
Speaker 1: a million years that I would be because you can't work?

955
00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:37,479
Speaker 1: Oh no, I mean in a million years, I would

956
00:46:37,520 --> 00:46:40,239
Speaker 1: not think that would be such a deal breaker. I mean,

957
00:46:40,719 --> 00:46:44,840
Speaker 1: I am terrible. Come on, Travis, you didn't message me

958
00:46:44,920 --> 00:46:48,840
Speaker 1: back because I couldn't work? Are you serious? You know,

959
00:46:49,040 --> 00:46:51,960
Speaker 1: like that's like a that's a pretty standard move and

960
00:46:52,600 --> 00:46:57,480
Speaker 1: you know you can't do it. It's one of the

961
00:46:57,560 --> 00:47:01,440
Speaker 1: first things I learned. So, I mean I tried. I

962
00:47:01,600 --> 00:47:03,800
Speaker 1: tried really hard. I think I'm just missing me And

963
00:47:03,960 --> 00:47:07,359
Speaker 1: you did say she's a good dancer. Otherwise, all right, Well,

964
00:47:07,400 --> 00:47:09,319
Speaker 1: I mean I was, I was being gus being really

965
00:47:09,440 --> 00:47:12,239
Speaker 1: she could kind of dance. Oh okay, Oh, now you're

966
00:47:12,320 --> 00:47:16,360
Speaker 1: changing your story. Okay, Well, I guess I had to

967
00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:20,560
Speaker 1: be honest. Um, I know that I can't dance. Um,

968
00:47:21,440 --> 00:47:25,919
Speaker 1: And I just changed the interest on my profile because well,

969
00:47:26,160 --> 00:47:28,640
Speaker 1: I just wanted us to have something more to talk

970
00:47:28,680 --> 00:47:33,799
Speaker 1: about and you know, be more relatable to you. Uh wait,

971
00:47:33,840 --> 00:47:38,920
Speaker 1: what Well, when I saw on your profile and tender

972
00:47:39,320 --> 00:47:43,840
Speaker 1: that you like to dance, I changed it on my

973
00:47:44,040 --> 00:47:47,800
Speaker 1: profile that said I like to dance. I thought you

974
00:47:47,800 --> 00:47:51,320
Speaker 1: were super cute. I totally wanted to go out. Oh wow, okay,

975
00:47:52,239 --> 00:47:55,080
Speaker 1: so you don't actually know how to dance? Really, I

976
00:47:55,200 --> 00:48:02,319
Speaker 1: mean not really, I mean that's kind of compliment. Travis. Well,

977
00:48:02,840 --> 00:48:04,960
Speaker 1: I mean it makes sense. Thank you for telling me

978
00:48:05,040 --> 00:48:08,359
Speaker 1: the truth. We had a great time. I really liked

979
00:48:08,440 --> 00:48:10,759
Speaker 1: chatting with you, and I had a really good time

980
00:48:10,800 --> 00:48:13,480
Speaker 1: on her date. Yeah, she actually went out in public

981
00:48:13,560 --> 00:48:18,359
Speaker 1: and tried to work when she can't work at all. Yeah.

982
00:48:18,840 --> 00:48:20,360
Speaker 1: I don't have a lot of shame, and I probably

983
00:48:20,400 --> 00:48:24,800
Speaker 1: wouldn't even do that. Uh yeah, well, I'm happy you.

984
00:48:25,080 --> 00:48:29,560
Speaker 1: I'm happy you told me. But because it definitely was

985
00:48:30,440 --> 00:48:32,040
Speaker 1: I mean, it was fun. It was a fun date,

986
00:48:32,239 --> 00:48:34,080
Speaker 1: but otherwise it didn't seem like you were a dancer

987
00:48:34,160 --> 00:48:37,480
Speaker 1: at all, So it's all kind of a yeah, I

988
00:48:37,480 --> 00:48:39,480
Speaker 1: didn't know what was going on. Oh well, there you go.

989
00:48:39,600 --> 00:48:42,799
Speaker 1: There's your answer. She lied, but she lied to try

990
00:48:42,800 --> 00:48:45,799
Speaker 1: to get a date with you. Still probably a bad thing.

991
00:48:46,320 --> 00:48:53,400
Speaker 1: Also kind of cute, right, I think there goes Hey, Travis,

992
00:48:53,440 --> 00:48:54,719
Speaker 1: would you like to go out with Shannon again on

993
00:48:54,800 --> 00:48:56,400
Speaker 1: another date? We'll pay for it now that it's all

994
00:48:56,440 --> 00:48:58,839
Speaker 1: out there, out in the open. She doesn't know how

995
00:48:58,880 --> 00:49:02,399
Speaker 1: to work, never did. Yeah, maybe you think about this one.

996
00:49:03,680 --> 00:49:05,799
Speaker 1: Can we get an answer right now? Yeah, because we'll

997
00:49:05,840 --> 00:49:11,120
Speaker 1: pay for it. Uh you know what, Yeah, yeah, let's

998
00:49:11,120 --> 00:49:15,160
Speaker 1: do it. Really you'll do it though? For sure you're

999
00:49:15,160 --> 00:49:19,480
Speaker 1: gonna say no. Congratulations Shannon, Shannon, he did it? And Travis, Yeah,

1000
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:23,080
Speaker 1: this will be fun. Just uh promise me there will

1001
00:49:23,120 --> 00:49:27,600
Speaker 1: be no dancing involved this time. They'll trust me. There

1002
00:49:27,600 --> 00:49:31,360
Speaker 1: will never be DNC you get all right, Well, congratulations

1003
00:49:31,440 --> 00:49:34,759
Speaker 1: and enjoy the date. Hopefully it goes somewhere. Okay, thanks guys.

1004
00:49:35,320 --> 00:49:39,480
Speaker 1: Jubiles First Date follow Up The Jubils Show on Demand

1005
00:49:40,520 --> 00:49:44,319
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1006
00:49:44,360 --> 00:49:45,560
Speaker 1: text ten, four one or six one. If you have

1007
00:49:45,600 --> 00:49:48,520
Speaker 1: a dirty little secret, you can tell us anything, literally anything,

1008
00:49:48,880 --> 00:49:51,200
Speaker 1: and we will keep your secrets safe. I mean everybody

1009
00:49:51,200 --> 00:49:53,239
Speaker 1: will hear it. But like we don't know who you are.

1010
00:49:53,400 --> 00:49:55,400
Speaker 1: We always keep everybody anonymous. We don't even ask what

1011
00:49:55,440 --> 00:49:57,400
Speaker 1: your name is. That's why you're free to say whatever

1012
00:49:57,440 --> 00:49:59,720
Speaker 1: you want. That's why everybody gets a fake anonymous nickname

1013
00:49:59,760 --> 00:50:02,440
Speaker 1: when they call in. And I'm on the phone right now.

1014
00:50:02,480 --> 00:50:06,640
Speaker 1: Our fake anonymous caller is mister anonymous, mister andous, very

1015
00:50:06,680 --> 00:50:11,120
Speaker 1: creative there, Hello, mister anonymous. How are you hello? Shouldn't

1016
00:50:11,120 --> 00:50:15,200
Speaker 1: it be misses anonymous or genderly? I don't want to

1017
00:50:15,239 --> 00:50:17,920
Speaker 1: tell you. You identify however you want identify. Yeah, we

1018
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:20,040
Speaker 1: don't care. Yeah, but you are anonymous. That's all I know,

1019
00:50:20,280 --> 00:50:23,359
Speaker 1: got it? Okay, So you have a dirty little secret

1020
00:50:23,360 --> 00:50:27,520
Speaker 1: you want to share? Yeah. So you know, I'm super

1021
00:50:27,640 --> 00:50:30,640
Speaker 1: stressed out and I'm thinking about doing something that I've

1022
00:50:30,719 --> 00:50:32,880
Speaker 1: done before in the past to get it's kind of

1023
00:50:32,920 --> 00:50:38,600
Speaker 1: work off. Okay, all right, what is that quit? That's

1024
00:50:38,600 --> 00:50:40,080
Speaker 1: worked for me? That's a lot of time off too.

1025
00:50:40,280 --> 00:50:42,319
Speaker 1: Getting fired works too, That's happened, and I've gotten time

1026
00:50:42,320 --> 00:50:45,879
Speaker 1: off for that. Yeah, but you don't get paid when

1027
00:50:45,920 --> 00:50:49,839
Speaker 1: you get fired. I guess you're right, implant, So yeah,

1028
00:50:49,960 --> 00:50:53,279
Speaker 1: so what are you thinking of doing? So a few

1029
00:50:53,480 --> 00:50:57,360
Speaker 1: years back, I was taking the bus home like I

1030
00:50:57,560 --> 00:51:00,040
Speaker 1: usually do on my normal commune, and there was this

1031
00:51:00,200 --> 00:51:05,840
Speaker 1: guy hacking, coughing all over the place. So after he

1032
00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:09,640
Speaker 1: got off, I went back to his corner and I

1033
00:51:09,760 --> 00:51:13,839
Speaker 1: licked the seat. Oh what the what what you lick?

1034
00:51:14,680 --> 00:51:17,200
Speaker 1: You sound like that girl who looked at airplane toilet seats.

1035
00:51:19,160 --> 00:51:22,080
Speaker 1: So you got sick in? I was really sick. It

1036
00:51:22,239 --> 00:51:26,440
Speaker 1: was Oh my god, it was like sea dipper or something. Okay,

1037
00:51:27,600 --> 00:51:29,600
Speaker 1: serious about wanting to do that again right now? Like

1038
00:51:29,719 --> 00:51:33,040
Speaker 1: it's COVID. You cannot look see ye keep you on

1039
00:51:33,440 --> 00:51:37,040
Speaker 1: your mouth out a month off and I still got bad.

1040
00:51:39,480 --> 00:51:42,120
Speaker 1: You got it? You had a month off paid? Yeah,

1041
00:51:42,200 --> 00:51:44,840
Speaker 1: I had like sea dipper or something. It's really gross.

1042
00:51:45,120 --> 00:51:50,080
Speaker 1: My eyes were doing this, I had this cough. It was.

1043
00:51:50,880 --> 00:51:56,279
Speaker 1: It was really fake it. I mean, why fake it

1044
00:51:56,400 --> 00:52:00,239
Speaker 1: when you can just get sick. That's a good point,

1045
00:52:00,360 --> 00:52:02,400
Speaker 1: total opposite of the logic you should have. I think

1046
00:52:02,400 --> 00:52:03,920
Speaker 1: I would lick a bus seat for a month off,

1047
00:52:04,200 --> 00:52:07,279
Speaker 1: for a month paid. Yes, I would lick a bus seat. No,

1048
00:52:07,719 --> 00:52:09,120
Speaker 1: I would just go to the doctor and say I'm

1049
00:52:09,120 --> 00:52:11,239
Speaker 1: really stressed out and then just ticularly. I guess you're right, Yeah,

1050
00:52:11,239 --> 00:52:13,200
Speaker 1: but you don't get a month off to you? You do? Yeah?

1051
00:52:13,239 --> 00:52:15,040
Speaker 1: If you take a disability, right, that's what it is.

1052
00:52:15,200 --> 00:52:19,279
Speaker 1: It's called um, it's called leave of absence. Oh yeah yeah.

1053
00:52:19,920 --> 00:52:23,240
Speaker 1: Do you have to be like in the medical emergency

1054
00:52:23,640 --> 00:52:25,440
Speaker 1: to take a leaven at all? You could just go

1055
00:52:25,520 --> 00:52:27,400
Speaker 1: to your doctor and say you're really really really stressed

1056
00:52:27,400 --> 00:52:29,840
Speaker 1: out and that you're you're needing some time off to

1057
00:52:29,880 --> 00:52:32,120
Speaker 1: go through some counseling and just take some counseling. Everybody

1058
00:52:32,120 --> 00:52:35,200
Speaker 1: needs counseling mhm, and your doctor will approve it. And

1059
00:52:35,239 --> 00:52:36,960
Speaker 1: then I think legally they have to let you take

1060
00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:39,040
Speaker 1: time off in your and your company can't even know why.

1061
00:52:39,560 --> 00:52:42,160
Speaker 1: Oh legally, well, I'm about to book a doctor appointment,

1062
00:52:42,200 --> 00:52:47,600
Speaker 1: so am I are you doctor? Why do you? Why

1063
00:52:47,600 --> 00:52:50,800
Speaker 1: don't you just book just at Why don't you just

1064
00:52:50,880 --> 00:52:52,960
Speaker 1: book a doctor's appointment and do that instead of licking

1065
00:52:53,040 --> 00:52:56,960
Speaker 1: a bus seat again? Are you guys gonna have like

1066
00:52:57,000 --> 00:52:59,040
Speaker 1: a battle off? Want't you just go a doctor? Now?

1067
00:52:59,040 --> 00:53:02,040
Speaker 1: I wants you look a seat? Maybe got maybe I'll

1068
00:53:02,080 --> 00:53:05,359
Speaker 1: call my doctor and tell him that you look a seat. Yeah,

1069
00:53:05,920 --> 00:53:09,040
Speaker 1: I'm getting ready to have him if you tell If

1070
00:53:09,040 --> 00:53:11,520
Speaker 1: you call your doctor and tell him that you're thinking

1071
00:53:11,560 --> 00:53:14,319
Speaker 1: about licking a bus seat to get more time off,

1072
00:53:14,560 --> 00:53:16,640
Speaker 1: he will definitely give you a leave of absence based

1073
00:53:16,680 --> 00:53:23,600
Speaker 1: on like mental instability. Well, I guess that'll work all right. Well,

1074
00:53:23,680 --> 00:53:26,040
Speaker 1: thank you for telling us your dirty little secret. Don't

1075
00:53:26,120 --> 00:53:32,320
Speaker 1: lick a bus seat. Please, hopefully you get sick real soon. Thanks, guys,

1076
00:53:32,400 --> 00:53:36,600
Speaker 1: have a great guest. What's your dirty little secret? The

1077
00:53:36,760 --> 00:53:41,839
Speaker 1: Jewel Show on demand? The three guarantees in life, it's

1078
00:53:41,880 --> 00:53:45,480
Speaker 1: a jewel show. That's not one of the guarantees. Death taxes,

1079
00:53:46,160 --> 00:53:48,640
Speaker 1: and I will never be good at doing things around

1080
00:53:48,640 --> 00:53:53,120
Speaker 1: the house. Those are the three guarantees in life. I'm

1081
00:53:53,400 --> 00:53:55,759
Speaker 1: terrible at putting things together. At a certain point in

1082
00:53:55,800 --> 00:53:57,320
Speaker 1: my life, I was like, I'm so tired of Ikea

1083
00:53:57,560 --> 00:53:59,400
Speaker 1: putting together furniture. I was like, well, I'm gonna buy

1084
00:53:59,400 --> 00:54:01,520
Speaker 1: regular furniture. Then I remember when I made that decision.

1085
00:54:01,560 --> 00:54:03,440
Speaker 1: Then I was like, I went to a furniture store

1086
00:54:03,960 --> 00:54:07,680
Speaker 1: and I was like, and you walked out broke. Yeah,

1087
00:54:07,760 --> 00:54:10,880
Speaker 1: what did you buy? Just everything at regular furniture stores

1088
00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:14,719
Speaker 1: is super expensive. Basic wood dressers five thousand dollars, A

1089
00:54:14,880 --> 00:54:17,680
Speaker 1: thousand dressed five thousand dollars. Yeah, I'm still young enough

1090
00:54:17,719 --> 00:54:20,560
Speaker 1: where I haven't really built anything or ordered anything, so

1091
00:54:20,840 --> 00:54:23,160
Speaker 1: I kind of have no idea about prices of furniture. Yeah,

1092
00:54:23,160 --> 00:54:24,680
Speaker 1: I'm good with that type of furniture, though I don't

1093
00:54:24,680 --> 00:54:27,640
Speaker 1: even like it, like I like the stuff that's cheaper more. Yeah,

1094
00:54:27,680 --> 00:54:29,440
Speaker 1: it actually looks better and you're gonna get rid of

1095
00:54:29,480 --> 00:54:30,880
Speaker 1: it anyway, and people are gonna sit on it and

1096
00:54:30,920 --> 00:54:33,000
Speaker 1: get their stink all over it. What's the point of

1097
00:54:33,080 --> 00:54:34,840
Speaker 1: spending that much money? Like you go into a crateing

1098
00:54:34,880 --> 00:54:39,080
Speaker 1: barrel and everything in there is so expensive. Yeah, even

1099
00:54:39,120 --> 00:54:41,160
Speaker 1: heard of a crate and barrel. Come on, you haven't

1100
00:54:41,160 --> 00:54:43,480
Speaker 1: heard a barrel before. I heard of a cretan barrel.

1101
00:54:43,840 --> 00:54:46,760
Speaker 1: I still haven't been into a crting barrel. What furniture

1102
00:54:46,880 --> 00:54:50,320
Speaker 1: store do you heard of? Do I hud of? Yeah? Ikea,

1103
00:54:50,760 --> 00:54:53,719
Speaker 1: that's right. You put that together though, Yeah, yeah, more

1104
00:54:53,760 --> 00:54:56,960
Speaker 1: furniture for less. Okay, that is where it ends. Even

1105
00:54:57,040 --> 00:54:59,600
Speaker 1: that even those places are still expensive though they are,

1106
00:55:00,080 --> 00:55:02,200
Speaker 1: and so anyway, Amazon is good stuff, so we order

1107
00:55:02,239 --> 00:55:04,759
Speaker 1: a lot of those, like furniture off at Amazon, and

1108
00:55:04,960 --> 00:55:08,400
Speaker 1: then because I'm very handy with tools, I put it

1109
00:55:08,440 --> 00:55:11,359
Speaker 1: together and it's frustrating. It takes me forever, and usually

1110
00:55:11,360 --> 00:55:12,640
Speaker 1: it takes me about a week and a half to

1111
00:55:12,719 --> 00:55:17,440
Speaker 1: even open the box because I procrastinate getting to everything.

1112
00:55:17,760 --> 00:55:19,399
Speaker 1: And so I'll be like, hey, are you ever gonna

1113
00:55:19,440 --> 00:55:22,239
Speaker 1: put together um the bed we're sleeping on the floor

1114
00:55:22,920 --> 00:55:26,080
Speaker 1: and a bad idea. Yeah, And then She'll started to

1115
00:55:26,080 --> 00:55:27,080
Speaker 1: do it and I was like, I don't know. I

1116
00:55:27,160 --> 00:55:28,560
Speaker 1: got it, I got it, I got it right. I've

1117
00:55:28,560 --> 00:55:31,480
Speaker 1: just started to do it. But we're both really bad

1118
00:55:31,520 --> 00:55:33,800
Speaker 1: at it. Yeah, we're together, We're really bad. So we

1119
00:55:33,920 --> 00:55:36,120
Speaker 1: finally were like, you know what, let's not do this anymore.

1120
00:55:36,280 --> 00:55:39,520
Speaker 1: Let's hire a professional. Let's hire a handyman to do it.

1121
00:55:39,880 --> 00:55:41,560
Speaker 1: So we hired a handyman to come over for the

1122
00:55:41,600 --> 00:55:44,719
Speaker 1: first time to put together a couple of addressers. And

1123
00:55:45,400 --> 00:55:48,400
Speaker 1: I couldn't even do that because it took someone. No,

1124
00:55:48,520 --> 00:55:50,000
Speaker 1: I couldn't even do that right because it took the

1125
00:55:50,040 --> 00:55:53,120
Speaker 1: guy how long. Well, I ordered five pieces of furniture

1126
00:55:53,160 --> 00:55:55,040
Speaker 1: because we had like a lot of mismashed furniture and

1127
00:55:55,080 --> 00:55:58,000
Speaker 1: a couple of rooms, so ordered five cheap pieces of

1128
00:55:58,040 --> 00:56:00,520
Speaker 1: furniture on Amazon and hire this dude to come over

1129
00:56:00,560 --> 00:56:02,759
Speaker 1: and do him all. And so he was there for

1130
00:56:03,400 --> 00:56:07,600
Speaker 1: seven hours, right, Yeah, and he got done with one

1131
00:56:07,640 --> 00:56:11,680
Speaker 1: piece of furniture. I'm like, I'm not even exaggerating. He

1132
00:56:11,760 --> 00:56:13,320
Speaker 1: did not get done with more than one, Like he

1133
00:56:13,440 --> 00:56:16,200
Speaker 1: started on the second one. Yeah, but after seven hours

1134
00:56:16,239 --> 00:56:18,160
Speaker 1: he wanted to go home. Are you paying him hourly?

1135
00:56:19,600 --> 00:56:21,600
Speaker 1: I mean, I think it's a flat rate at this point. Yeah,

1136
00:56:21,640 --> 00:56:24,719
Speaker 1: it's going to be a flat rate. We're gonna paid

1137
00:56:24,760 --> 00:56:26,600
Speaker 1: him hourly. But I'm like seven hours to put together

1138
00:56:26,600 --> 00:56:28,359
Speaker 1: a dresser. Every single time I would walk by him

1139
00:56:28,360 --> 00:56:29,920
Speaker 1: because he was in like the garage doing it. Every

1140
00:56:29,960 --> 00:56:31,960
Speaker 1: single while I walked by him, I'm like, that doesn't

1141
00:56:31,960 --> 00:56:36,520
Speaker 1: look like he's done much hours. I'm tired of putting

1142
00:56:36,560 --> 00:56:38,120
Speaker 1: together furniture and I'm not good at it, and it

1143
00:56:38,200 --> 00:56:41,800
Speaker 1: takes forever, and we go, let's just have somebody do it.

1144
00:56:42,280 --> 00:56:44,560
Speaker 1: Let's let's do it. Let's just spend the money and

1145
00:56:44,680 --> 00:56:46,360
Speaker 1: have somebody do it. We're trying to save money all

1146
00:56:46,400 --> 00:56:48,840
Speaker 1: the time by doing ourselves. Let's just hire somebody. And

1147
00:56:48,920 --> 00:56:51,040
Speaker 1: he's doing it, and then it's like, go help him.

1148
00:56:52,320 --> 00:56:54,480
Speaker 1: Like that, I was like, do you want to go

1149
00:56:54,520 --> 00:56:56,719
Speaker 1: help I don't know if that sounded rude, but you

1150
00:56:56,760 --> 00:56:58,840
Speaker 1: didn't say it rudely. You just said, you know, do

1151
00:56:58,880 --> 00:57:01,000
Speaker 1: you want to help him out? Go help him out? Maybe?

1152
00:57:01,280 --> 00:57:03,759
Speaker 1: And I'm like, well, so now I'm still having to

1153
00:57:03,840 --> 00:57:08,160
Speaker 1: do it. Well you ask Actually, you're like, should I

1154
00:57:08,160 --> 00:57:09,880
Speaker 1: finish this after he left, like the second one that

1155
00:57:09,960 --> 00:57:12,160
Speaker 1: he was on. No, let him do it. And I

1156
00:57:12,239 --> 00:57:14,480
Speaker 1: have faith in him because three of the three of

1157
00:57:14,480 --> 00:57:16,760
Speaker 1: the piece of furniture are the same He does the

1158
00:57:16,840 --> 00:57:18,800
Speaker 1: first desk and the other two are same thing, but

1159
00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:21,560
Speaker 1: like a dresser and like a smaller dresser. Right, So

1160
00:57:21,800 --> 00:57:23,160
Speaker 1: I have faith that the other two are going to

1161
00:57:23,200 --> 00:57:25,040
Speaker 1: go faster for him, because I feel like he kind

1162
00:57:25,080 --> 00:57:27,439
Speaker 1: of figured it out towards the end there. He's still

1163
00:57:27,440 --> 00:57:29,120
Speaker 1: going to be going by Christmas. At this point, I

1164
00:57:29,200 --> 00:57:30,640
Speaker 1: just want to see how long it takes him. I'm

1165
00:57:30,760 --> 00:57:33,320
Speaker 1: ordering some new stuff right now to be today. And

1166
00:57:33,440 --> 00:57:34,920
Speaker 1: by the way, he was supposed to come back. He's like,

1167
00:57:35,520 --> 00:57:38,200
Speaker 1: I'll come back tomorrow early, right ear in the morning. Yeah,

1168
00:57:38,200 --> 00:57:42,640
Speaker 1: and he's at least an hour late. I want to

1169
00:57:42,720 --> 00:57:44,720
Speaker 1: hire this guy for good, Like I don't care how

1170
00:57:44,800 --> 00:57:46,120
Speaker 1: much it costs, but I want him to be the

1171
00:57:46,200 --> 00:57:48,760
Speaker 1: new at home handyman that just takes to do it.

1172
00:57:49,360 --> 00:57:51,919
Speaker 1: Give the worst ask, like we need a swimming pool.

1173
00:57:52,600 --> 00:57:55,000
Speaker 1: We do need a swimming put in. It would be

1174
00:57:55,040 --> 00:57:57,800
Speaker 1: amazing to see him build a swimming pool. By the way,

1175
00:57:57,800 --> 00:58:00,800
Speaker 1: if you're listening, we love you. Yeah, doing great, sweetie,

1176
00:58:00,800 --> 00:58:03,520
Speaker 1: And you're doing great. The best experience I've ever had

1177
00:58:03,560 --> 00:58:07,640
Speaker 1: in my life a full wall entertainment system, like all

1178
00:58:07,840 --> 00:58:10,280
Speaker 1: like I'm talking huge covers, an entire wall. I ordered

1179
00:58:10,280 --> 00:58:12,920
Speaker 1: it from Ikea, spent the extra Hunter bucks to get

1180
00:58:12,960 --> 00:58:15,880
Speaker 1: them to come build it. It took them twenty minute,

1181
00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:19,240
Speaker 1: didn't you can open the instruction manual. They didn't even

1182
00:58:19,400 --> 00:58:21,160
Speaker 1: open it. Dude, what are we doing? That's going to

1183
00:58:21,240 --> 00:58:24,880
Speaker 1: end up being cheaper something like that though. Yeah, but

1184
00:58:24,920 --> 00:58:27,480
Speaker 1: the problem is it's multiple brands, right, so they're just

1185
00:58:27,560 --> 00:58:29,920
Speaker 1: you're just hiring you're getting the product, and then you're

1186
00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:32,760
Speaker 1: hiring random guy to figure out how to build products. Right.

1187
00:58:32,920 --> 00:58:36,520
Speaker 1: We did there employees for Ikea. Right. But but there's

1188
00:58:36,720 --> 00:58:38,520
Speaker 1: there's an offer on Amazon that says, do you want

1189
00:58:38,560 --> 00:58:39,960
Speaker 1: something to build before you And I've never done that

1190
00:58:39,960 --> 00:58:41,720
Speaker 1: either because I'm an idiot. I mean, they're probably worth

1191
00:58:41,800 --> 00:58:47,040
Speaker 1: better than what you did hiring a guy to hang

1192
00:58:47,080 --> 00:58:51,439
Speaker 1: out in your garage. All right, Remember you can follow

1193
00:58:51,480 --> 00:58:53,520
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1194
00:58:53,640 --> 00:58:57,480
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1195
00:58:57,560 --> 00:59:00,880
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