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<v Speaker 1>Curty b how about I go first today?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh delight, what a dream of dreams.

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<v Speaker 1>The reason really is because this isn't a headline that's

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<v Speaker 1>going to make you laugh and laugh and laugh. It's

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<v Speaker 1>just a nice way to dive in to twenty twenty five.

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<v Speaker 1>Meet the retired couple on a mission to visit every

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<v Speaker 1>pub in Australia.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that sounds like a delightful a bunch of people

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<v Speaker 2>to meet.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right. Well, let's let's do a peaceful one.

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<v Speaker 2>Strap on your traveling shoes and get ready to stroll

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<v Speaker 2>through this delightful episode of Bananas Bananas World.

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<v Speaker 1>Would you.

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<v Speaker 3>Billion pieces?

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<v Speaker 2>Would you got it? Guys, gals, non binary pals, Welcome

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<v Speaker 2>to the to the delightful, relaxing lounge that is Bananas.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, let's just let's just kick up our feet and

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<v Speaker 1>whatever you're doing wherever you are, just exhale, relax. Don't

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<v Speaker 1>close your eyes if you're driving, but if you are driving,

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<v Speaker 1>just exhale. Also, don't kick your feet up if you're driving.

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<v Speaker 1>But let's all just agree to relax. This is going

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<v Speaker 1>to be a simple episode where we just try to

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<v Speaker 1>entertain you with strangeness and old school male friendship.

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<v Speaker 2>No news that will make you sad. Here, we're all

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<v Speaker 2>gearing up. We're all gearing up for a bunch of

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<v Speaker 2>new sad news. Guess what it's not here in this universe.

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<v Speaker 1>Nope, unlocked. I'm doing the door to.

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<v Speaker 2>The Bananas universe where everything is funny and very delightful.

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<v Speaker 1>Yep. So you're just gonna have to deal with feeling

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<v Speaker 1>good for fifty to fifty three minutes. And sorry, but

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<v Speaker 1>that's our.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry, sorry, my apologies. Send across for me is

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<v Speaker 2>the delightful and wonderful Scottie land Is.

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<v Speaker 1>And standing across from me is the one and only

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<v Speaker 1>you know him. You love them, the big Banana hisself,

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<v Speaker 1>Kurt Brown Older, How you doing, buddy.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm standing desk, folks. People, studies have come out. They

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<v Speaker 2>don't help your health at all.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh see, I was thought sitting down was bad for you.

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<v Speaker 2>But still love a stand and desk. I still love

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<v Speaker 2>a standing desk.

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<v Speaker 1>I like it too, I have one. I think they're great.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's fantastic to go up and down. That's

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<v Speaker 2>the trick. If it's just standing. If this was constantly,

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<v Speaker 2>always standing, I.

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<v Speaker 1>Would get them.

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<v Speaker 2>I was sick and tired.

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<v Speaker 1>Of it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I don't mind.

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<v Speaker 1>I've never done a walking desk. That seems difficult for

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<v Speaker 1>me as a writer. That seems like now it would

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<v Speaker 1>slow me down.

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<v Speaker 2>I think I wonder if I could podcast while walking.

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<v Speaker 2>I bet I bet you I'd be a better podcaster

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<v Speaker 2>while walking.

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<v Speaker 1>We could try to do a walking episode. We could

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<v Speaker 1>put batteries in the zooms and we can walk around.

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<v Speaker 1>We can do a we can do a walk in chat.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, let's do a walk in chat this year. Look

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<v Speaker 2>at this. I love that.

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<v Speaker 1>Print out my stories and we'll just do a walk

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<v Speaker 1>and chat. Yeah, we'll do an outdoors episode. That's great.

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<v Speaker 1>We have a lot of nature lovers, so everybody's welcome

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<v Speaker 1>this podcast. We're coming from around the world. Apparently eighty

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<v Speaker 1>five countries listened to Bananas, So hello to eighty all

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<v Speaker 1>eighty five and Kurt I picked this story. And I

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<v Speaker 1>say that statistic because my Newyear's resolution this year is

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<v Speaker 1>I want to have a margarita in Greenland.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, okay, a margarite in Greenland. I don't like. All

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<v Speaker 2>I know about Greenland is that the is nothing. I

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<v Speaker 2>was gonna imagine something I know about Greenland, and I

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<v Speaker 2>don't think I know anything other than Greenland is fill

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<v Speaker 2>of ice, and Iceland's mostly green.

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<v Speaker 1>So I don't know anything either. And I thought about

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<v Speaker 1>that the other day. I was, you know, sometimes you

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<v Speaker 1>see a map in life, and I just went, look

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<v Speaker 1>how big Greenland is. Yea, that is such a big country.

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<v Speaker 1>I've never met one person from there. I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>anything about it, but I did google are there bars

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<v Speaker 1>in Greenland? Because I didn't know if there was some

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<v Speaker 1>crazy political thing right here. I seriously know so little,

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<v Speaker 1>so I'm gonna educate myself. I'm gonna sometime in twenty

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<v Speaker 1>twenty five fly to Greenland. There are plenty of bars

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<v Speaker 1>with breweries, with local I'm gonna take some local Greenlandish beer,

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<v Speaker 1>green beer, whatever it's called. Yeah, but I'm gonna go

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<v Speaker 1>to Greenland. I want that stamp in my passport and

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<v Speaker 1>I want to order martarita.

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<v Speaker 2>What city do you fly into in Greenland?

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<v Speaker 1>I have no idea, but one of the bars is

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<v Speaker 1>in a town called it's ny U, UK, So I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know how you say that. I would say Nuke

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<v Speaker 1>or New UK. Yeah. So, but I'm gonna come back

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<v Speaker 1>wisened Oh yeah, and I'm gonna do it. So next

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<v Speaker 1>time I'm on these coasts. I'm just gonna figure it out.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd guess you fly through JFK maybe, or Boston or

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<v Speaker 1>Nova Scotia. So but that's my resolution, Margarita and Greenland.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't wait.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, I continually have a day dream about moving

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<v Speaker 2>somewhere that's cold most of the year, just because I

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<v Speaker 2>do love those those landscapes, and I love that summer.

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<v Speaker 2>That summer where like that summer in like northern United

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<v Speaker 2>States or southern Canada is like so delightful because everything

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<v Speaker 2>explodes in such a crazy way. You have enough water,

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<v Speaker 2>all that sort of stuff. I mean, but the winter

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<v Speaker 2>is a really, really long and I haven't done a

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<v Speaker 2>winter in twelve years. Man, I don't know the first

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<v Speaker 2>winter after twelve years of no winters. That's a hard winter.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and you're a get outside guy. You've become a

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<v Speaker 1>get outside guy now.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I know. But you know, in winter you just

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<v Speaker 2>have to do the get outside things. You know, you

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<v Speaker 2>have to ski, cross country ski, you have to ice fish,

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<v Speaker 2>those sorts of things, which I'm all down to do.

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<v Speaker 2>I used to surf in in New York during the winter.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, I'm down with outside activities in the winter time.

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<v Speaker 1>I went one time working z red Bull. I was

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<v Speaker 1>in western Massachusetts and we were told to go give

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<v Speaker 1>out red bulls to a snowshoe race. It was it

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<v Speaker 1>was very deep snow, and we drove like two hours up.

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<v Speaker 1>It was up towards Pittsfield. It was pretty far up.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually it was up near like Williamstown. It was pretty

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<v Speaker 1>far up there, and we drove, drove, drove, drove, drove

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<v Speaker 1>icy conditions, and I don't remember the exact number of racers,

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<v Speaker 1>but the total number of people at the thing were

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<v Speaker 1>five people. So the race was like, there are five

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<v Speaker 1>people there are they all snowshoes? And I think three

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<v Speaker 1>of them raced and it was like my boss was

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<v Speaker 1>like say what. I was like, yeah, so we gave

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<v Speaker 1>out five red bulls. They were really grateful we were there.

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<v Speaker 1>We were the only like corporate sponsor that was there.

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<v Speaker 1>And my boss was like, that's awesome. Those are the

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<v Speaker 1>connections we want to make. They'll never forget about it.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh, man, I suddenly realized I was

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<v Speaker 1>a cog in the corporate wheel. Yeah, we like go

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<v Speaker 1>all the way out there. I think actually it might

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<v Speaker 1>have been two people raced and then there were like

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<v Speaker 1>two people there and then like one person got out

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<v Speaker 1>of the car when we showed up and was like,

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<v Speaker 1>what are you guys doing?

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<v Speaker 2>That's crazy?

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<v Speaker 1>That's I know.

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<v Speaker 2>Also, but also like, so as an employee of that

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<v Speaker 2>corporate cog, did you feel because you don't give a

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<v Speaker 2>shit if people drink red bull? Right, do you? Was

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<v Speaker 2>it nice though, because you're just like, hey, we got

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<v Speaker 2>to travel all the way up here and now we're

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<v Speaker 2>just traveling back and we don't have to work for

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<v Speaker 2>the rest.

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<v Speaker 1>Of the greatest. It was the greatest when I was doing it,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was like twenty twenty one, twenty two. It

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<v Speaker 1>paid pretty well for the time. I love driving and

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<v Speaker 1>so a lot of times I'd be the driver. It

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<v Speaker 1>was always at least two people, but the number of

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<v Speaker 1>events that we went to, you know, kayak races, mountain

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<v Speaker 1>climbing marathons, ultra marathons, haunted houses like you name it.

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<v Speaker 1>When they were introducing the product to America, the whole

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<v Speaker 1>job initially was wear street clothes, walk up to people,

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<v Speaker 1>talk to them, mention red Bull exists, then leave. That

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<v Speaker 1>was the first wave for me and so and then yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and then I would walk back to the van and

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<v Speaker 1>be like, oh, here's one, and I'd like give them

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<v Speaker 1>one and be like, have a nice day, guys. I'd

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<v Speaker 1>like we would sample secretly by hanging out with people.

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<v Speaker 1>That's and then they made you know, the that was

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<v Speaker 1>in like vans, and then they had the cars with

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<v Speaker 1>the giant cans on it, and then all the dudes.

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<v Speaker 1>Around the time I was in brook and Queens when

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<v Speaker 1>you and I were friends and you were teaching improv

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<v Speaker 1>at Red Bull or for Red Bull. Uh, they started

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<v Speaker 1>letting all the guys to go and only having women

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<v Speaker 1>drive the Mini Coopers and the steer Boggins and stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>But it was, yeah, the number of experiences. Overnights went

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<v Speaker 1>to Savannah for the first time, Savannah, Georgia for the

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<v Speaker 1>first time, went to Oh I have I've told the

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<v Speaker 1>story about when I went to Talladega and yeah, so

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<v Speaker 1>I went to Talladega for the Remembers. So we get

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<v Speaker 1>sent because Alabama they were like, hey, they didn't have

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<v Speaker 1>a team yet, and then they sent me and this

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<v Speaker 1>other dude, Carl, nice guy, to teach and train the

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<v Speaker 1>new hires at the Birmingham team. You got a per

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<v Speaker 1>diem of like sixty dollars.

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<v Speaker 2>A day and love a per diem and it.

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<v Speaker 1>Was so great. And Carl was like experienced, he had

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<v Speaker 1>more jobs in life experience than me. So he goes,

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<v Speaker 1>this is what we do. We had a one dollar

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<v Speaker 1>or two dollars a bagel and then we go get

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<v Speaker 1>a fifty eight dollar dinner every night. And I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>this is so genus because also in Birmingham, Alabama, in

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<v Speaker 1>two thousand and four, fifty eight.

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<v Speaker 2>Dollar dinner is an eight course meal.

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<v Speaker 1>Best restaurant, best restaurant they got, and it was so good.

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<v Speaker 1>And so anyways, one time they were like, you guys

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<v Speaker 1>are going to Talladega and I was like, okay, I

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<v Speaker 1>had heard of it, but I don't follow NASCAR, but

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<v Speaker 1>I knew it was a big one. And it's like

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<v Speaker 1>the whole identity of Alabama before.

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<v Speaker 2>Nights it was.

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<v Speaker 1>It was before I think it was, but I So

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<v Speaker 1>we drive out there. We have so the big Ford

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<v Speaker 1>Explorer version they had. I think we had put something

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<v Speaker 1>like one hundred cases of red Bull on ice that morning,

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<v Speaker 1>so that's right, it's twenty four Kansas case. It was

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of red Bull. We pull into the biggest

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<v Speaker 1>tailgate I've ever seen in my life. The race has

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<v Speaker 1>already started and you can hear it, but the number

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<v Speaker 1>of like RVs and campus it's unthinkable.

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<v Speaker 2>Until you see it very large, right, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>It's it's crazy. Intalladega is like a wild race, super

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<v Speaker 1>proggressive race, and it's deep South. And so we pull

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<v Speaker 1>up and we're sampling. We sampled out all one hundred

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<v Speaker 1>cases in about thirty minutes, and then we were there

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<v Speaker 1>for yeah, and because people in racing sort of knew

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<v Speaker 1>what Red Bull was like it had been other places,

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<v Speaker 1>and so we just got to hang out. So I

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<v Speaker 1>was walking around. We were over nights. My boss wasn't there,

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<v Speaker 1>so people were offering us beers and stuff. So I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, all right, let's just hang out and tailgate

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<v Speaker 1>because we didn't have tickets, just we were only there

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<v Speaker 1>for the ticket.

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<v Speaker 2>That's great.

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<v Speaker 1>It was incredible. And at some point, you know, I

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<v Speaker 1>was working, so I was like, I can't get drunk,

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<v Speaker 1>and so we're like walking back and the other teammate

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<v Speaker 1>I was with were walking back to the car and

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<v Speaker 1>I just see this man, undoubtedly southern, I would get

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<v Speaker 1>put him at about five foot six, five foot seven,

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<v Speaker 1>as skinny as somebody you can be. But muscular, shirtless, shoeless,

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<v Speaker 1>glassy eyed, red, glassy eyes, sunburnt as if he.

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<v Speaker 2>Was a little piece of bacon, popped.

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<v Speaker 1>The sun on the nose and then flew back to earth.

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<v Speaker 1>And he's wearing daisy dukes, or he was wearing gene

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<v Speaker 1>cut off shorts. I guess they weren't quite as short

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<v Speaker 1>as dukes. And he's stumbling towards the Red Bull car

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<v Speaker 1>because he sees it and he thinks it's beer. He

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<v Speaker 1>thinks it's alcohol because it looks like alcohol. Yeah, And

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<v Speaker 1>so I'm like, oh god, here it comes, and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>just just get in the car. We'll just go. Let's

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<v Speaker 1>just get in the car. And he's coming out about

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<v Speaker 1>fifty yards and like forty yards and like thirty yards

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<v Speaker 1>and then just walking dead towards the Red bullcan not

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<v Speaker 1>saying anything like a light smile's face, and then he

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<v Speaker 1>just stops and pisses his pants or pisses his shorts,

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<v Speaker 1>and we were like, okay, time to go. And I

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<v Speaker 1>think we were gone within I don't know nine seconds.

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<v Speaker 1>It was such a and they were like no, don't

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<v Speaker 1>you know, people like don't worry about him, don't worry

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<v Speaker 1>about him. You're like, Okay, I'm slightly worried about zomb

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<v Speaker 1>the urinating, sunburned zombie walking towards my giant beacon of alcohol.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a good time, but that was Yeah, it

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<v Speaker 1>was my first time going to Talladega and seeing it

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<v Speaker 1>and we're probably there, I don't know, a few hours,

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<v Speaker 1>five hours, six. It was pretty amazing, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 2>When you're in your twenties and you get to travel

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<v Speaker 2>for a job, it feels like you figured out the

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<v Speaker 2>biggest scam agreed in the world. I only got to

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<v Speaker 2>do it a couple times in my twenties, but every

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<v Speaker 2>time I was just like, well, well, well, what a delight.

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<v Speaker 1>The per diem is game changer. Even now, if I

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<v Speaker 1>get one on a TV show or movie set, I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>so all my food is free every day and you

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<v Speaker 1>just treat you. I never forgot that lesson.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, what they've been starting to do with per

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<v Speaker 2>Diem is just put it into your paycheck, and I'm

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<v Speaker 2>just so angry about that. I'm just like, no, no, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 2>I want it in cash right here, right now, because

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<v Speaker 2>that is the It's the best part of this is

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<v Speaker 2>that I don't have to spend my own money on

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<v Speaker 2>food while I'm while I'm in Bulgaria.

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<v Speaker 1>You're damn right, it's the best. Yeah, you go to

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<v Speaker 1>waffle House, you eat the All Star Special for five

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<v Speaker 1>ninety nine, and then you go get yourself a great

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<v Speaker 1>fifty dollars dinner somewhere. Anyways, here's a story Da muse Fitzomos,

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<v Speaker 1>which is a great Greek name. Damus Fitzomos is awesome

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<v Speaker 1>last name. Thank you for sending it in. You can

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<v Speaker 2>Moose Damus damusz on fire.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's yes, this was on broadsheet dot com, which is

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<v Speaker 1>a very good looking website by the way, written by

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<v Speaker 1>it is it's like pretty nice written by Madeline Walman,

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<v Speaker 1>who's when you're talking pub crawls, she's the best in

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<v Speaker 1>the beeswax. Meet the retired couple on a mission to

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<v Speaker 1>visit every pub in Australia. Retirement looks different for everybody.

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<v Speaker 1>Mike conjure up images of moving broad spending time with

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<v Speaker 1>the grandkids, volunteering or diving into hobbies. For many Australians,

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<v Speaker 1>the retirement dream involves selling the nest and becoming gray nomads,

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<v Speaker 1>traveling around the country in a camper van. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't know that. You probably knew that.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh yeah, Nomad's it's in a bluey episode. That's why

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<v Speaker 2>the gray Nomads are coming.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's fine. Honestly, sounds pretty good. Yeah, are you kidding?

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<v Speaker 1>A big island?

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<v Speaker 2>I would love it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you would love it. I would love it too.

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<v Speaker 1>But Andrew and Ursula great, I love an ursula. You

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<v Speaker 1>just don't meet Ursul's anymore. Andrew and Ursula Keith are

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<v Speaker 1>taking it one step further. The retired couple has been

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<v Speaker 1>on the road since twenty nineteen with a personal mission

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<v Speaker 1>visit every pub in Australia. Is there my list? Is

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<v Speaker 1>there a list? Okay, yes there is. That's a great question.

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<v Speaker 1>It was my idea Ursula Tell's broadsheet. Crazy when I

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<v Speaker 1>think about it now, Andrew continues, we had so many

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<v Speaker 1>people tell us there's just no way that it's impossible

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<v Speaker 1>to do it. But just because nobody's ever done it

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't mean it's not possible. There's a first for everything.

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<v Speaker 1>Great banana's attitude, Yes, honorary bananimals. These two Andrew or Nursula.

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<v Speaker 1>So in the initial stages of planning their pursuit, the

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<v Speaker 1>couple used pub Location, a catalog of Aussie pubs, only

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<v Speaker 1>to find out it hadn't been updated in a decade.

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<v Speaker 2>Come on, Publication, you can't have the best name in

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<v Speaker 2>the biz and not do the work.

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<v Speaker 1>What are you doing? Why people that started it? What

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<v Speaker 1>got so busy that you can't update? Also, are pubs

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<v Speaker 1>opening in the thousands? It's like no, there's probably a

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<v Speaker 1>couple of new ones every year. Anyways, the couple used

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<v Speaker 1>Publication a calog of Vossi pubs on you find out

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<v Speaker 1>it hadn't been updated in over a decade. Instead, they

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<v Speaker 1>went old school, cross checking government websites and spending hours

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<v Speaker 1>mapping out their stops and ensure no pub went unvisited.

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<v Speaker 2>And there so is is a pub a specific definition

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<v Speaker 2>in Australia or is it just any bar?

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<v Speaker 1>Hmmm? You know they a little later in this art Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>The venues must have a hotel. Oh they had guiding print.

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<v Speaker 1>Pair's three guiding principles. The venues must have a hotel

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<v Speaker 1>or tavern license. The couple must have at least one

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<v Speaker 1>drink at each place. Why would you go a pub

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<v Speaker 1>and not drink, said ursula. Exactly great, that's exactly right,

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<v Speaker 1>that's the ursula gets it, and the document the document.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh oh, and they must document their visit with a

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<v Speaker 1>photo uploaded to a dedicated Instagram page, covering at least

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<v Speaker 1>three venues each day. The adventurous pair has clocked two thousand,

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<v Speaker 1>nine hundred and four pub visits at the time of

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<v Speaker 1>this writing, and should hit the big three thousand in

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<v Speaker 1>Albany before the end of the year.

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<v Speaker 2>And how many total are there that they need to visit.

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<v Speaker 1>It's I think it's over four thousand. I think somewhere.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, they're almost done.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, no, there's five thousand. Okay, cool.

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<v Speaker 2>Still they're doing great.

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<v Speaker 1>What a great adventure. Three a day is pretty damn good.

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<v Speaker 2>So yeah, when they have a pub day, right, I

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<v Speaker 2>mean they've got to do other things, but I guess

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<v Speaker 2>they're just drinking three drinks a day.

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<v Speaker 1>I love it driving their house. When you're driving your house, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>anything is possible. Yeah, you drink one, you drive, you drink,

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<v Speaker 1>the next one you drive, you drink, the third one

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<v Speaker 1>you sleep in the parking lot in your house. You're

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<v Speaker 1>rolling house.

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<v Speaker 2>Also in Australia you can get little drinks. You can

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<v Speaker 2>get little beers too.

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<v Speaker 1>Man, don't you love a pony bottle. If somebody gives

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<v Speaker 1>me a pony bottle like Miller High Life, I drink

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<v Speaker 1>that thing and I'm like, oh, I could drink a

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<v Speaker 1>hundred of these, And then you drink and you're like,

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<v Speaker 1>it's fine.

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<v Speaker 2>Very cold. I have found you know what I've been,

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<v Speaker 2>I've gotten. I was a big beer drinker when I

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<v Speaker 2>met you, I was yeah, and then I just stopped.

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<v Speaker 2>Stopped around the time that I uh dated in Australian

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<v Speaker 2>because they she just drank so much. I couldn't keep

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<v Speaker 2>up drinking beer because I'd just be like, my Beley

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<v Speaker 2>is too bloated. So I started drinking vodka and I've

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<v Speaker 2>just never stopped. But I just I got back into

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<v Speaker 2>beer just through spotting. I love having a spot in

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<v Speaker 2>that uh oh, red Lion. We've just been going to

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<v Speaker 2>Red Lion recently and I get a German lager. Delightful, delightful.

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<v Speaker 1>That Instagram If anybody does want to follow them and

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<v Speaker 1>tell them the Banana Boys sent you and we're going

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<v Speaker 1>to follo him and root them on too. It's Kezy

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<v Speaker 1>pub Adventures and Keysy is k e E s e Y.

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<v Speaker 1>I believe that's their last name, Ezy pub Adventures. So

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<v Speaker 1>give them a follow and they have almost ten thousand followers.

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<v Speaker 1>They're very cute and seemingly very happy. All the photos

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<v Speaker 1>cart are them like touching heads smiling in front of pubs.

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<v Speaker 1>That's like just leaning into each other, and their smiles

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<v Speaker 1>are almost exactly the same. It's it's so you actually

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<v Speaker 1>have to look at the pub because they're doing the

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<v Speaker 1>exact same pose in everyone, and so you find yourself

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<v Speaker 1>looking in the background. According to the key C's, the

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<v Speaker 1>recipe for a perfect pub is simple. You need a

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<v Speaker 1>good public first start. That's essential. We went into one

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<v Speaker 1>shitty looking pub in New South Wales, parked the motor

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<v Speaker 1>home and the publican was sitting out front with his

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<v Speaker 1>patron shrinking a beer. He saw us coming and asked

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<v Speaker 1>us what we do. Straight away, he got behind the

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<v Speaker 1>bar and said, listen, shut the fuck up, everybody. These

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<v Speaker 1>legends are doing every pub and everyone cheered. We felt

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<v Speaker 1>like rock stars.

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<v Speaker 2>Shut the fuck up everybody.

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<v Speaker 1>These are legends doing every pub and everyone cheered. While

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<v Speaker 1>Pokey's are a no, no, really good staff, great locals,

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<v Speaker 1>just always want to have a chet community, live blah

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<v Speaker 1>blah blah poke in, it says, while Pokey's are a

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<v Speaker 1>no no, that's what it says.

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<v Speaker 2>You just blew through? What while Pokey's are a nod?

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<v Speaker 1>While poke I hope you?

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<v Speaker 2>Does that mean just like poking your head in? I

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<v Speaker 2>bet you that's what.

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<v Speaker 1>I bet you.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what it means, like poking your head into not

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<v Speaker 2>having a.

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<v Speaker 1>Drink, right or not right? It says Pokey's are a

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<v Speaker 1>no no. Really good staff, have great locals who want

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<v Speaker 1>to have a chat community and live music are musts.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, We'll have to look Australian animals. What

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<v Speaker 1>does wild pokes are? No no mean d ms. We'll

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<v Speaker 1>share it in our stories.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll look it up. What does pokes mean?

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<v Speaker 1>What does we have so many ok I E s? Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>classic Pokeys, We've had so many pubs tell us that

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<v Speaker 1>since COVID they've stopped live music. But COVID finished years ago.

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<v Speaker 1>It feels like an excuse.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a poker machine. Oh, they just put the I

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<v Speaker 2>E on the end of everything. That is so Australian there,

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<v Speaker 2>you know. Motorcycle gangs are called bikey gangs, which is

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<v Speaker 2>makes them sound adorable. Yeah, incredibly violent over there, and

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<v Speaker 2>they are just adorably named bikey gangs.

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<v Speaker 1>That is so funny. Adelaide. Oh so here's this is

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<v Speaker 1>also a nice thing. Here are some of their favorites

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<v Speaker 1>because they've been to two thousand and nine and four ok.

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<v Speaker 1>Adelaide's General Havelock is a favorite, as is Clancy's Fish

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<v Speaker 1>Pub in Fremantle. I want to go if they want

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<v Speaker 1>to go to both of these.

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<v Speaker 2>They don't publish a book. I mean I hope they

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<v Speaker 2>got a book in the works because I would want that,

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<v Speaker 2>Like if I'm going to Australia, I want that book,

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<v Speaker 2>and I want to go to all the pubs that

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<v Speaker 2>they like.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, this should be called a thing. It should

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<v Speaker 1>be called like the Kisi Crawl or something. And then,

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<v Speaker 1>but more often than not, it's the thirst thwarting pubs

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<v Speaker 1>of tiny towns that tick all the boxes, like Queensland's

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<v Speaker 1>Ninda Gully Pub. I mean, who doesn't want to get

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<v Speaker 1>sauced at Ninda Gully Pub?

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<v Speaker 2>And probably you can probably get a meat pie with

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<v Speaker 2>your drink there. Meat Australian meat pies are so good

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<v Speaker 2>and delightful. It beats a hot dog. Honestly, it beats

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<v Speaker 2>a hot dog, oh so much better.

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<v Speaker 1>It has been easy in the windsor motor home they've

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<v Speaker 1>dubbed Pubsy. So they just named their caravan Pubsey.

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<v Speaker 2>I love that. That's great.

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<v Speaker 1>Why or think it? Why? Over instant first thought, best thought,

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<v Speaker 1>This is pobsy. Get in, babe, We're gonna go drinking.

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<v Speaker 1>The Keysies have driven through creek beds, along flooded dirt

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<v Speaker 1>roads and dirt standstill traffic, and navigated a global pandemic,

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<v Speaker 1>not to mention motor home repairs, all just to get

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<v Speaker 1>to the pub, but for the positive pair of their drinks,

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<v Speaker 1>typically a Guinness or an espresso martini.

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<v Speaker 2>For Ursula, that.

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<v Speaker 1>Those are really having another moment.

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<v Speaker 2>By the way, they are so much having them.

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<v Speaker 3>They're everywhere, is so popular.

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<v Speaker 2>I have never had one. It seems too sweet.

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<v Speaker 1>You would love one. I feel all those drinks. Yeah,

0:23:43.200 --> 0:23:46.480
<v Speaker 1>they're also they can get you a little pumped up,

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<v Speaker 1>and that's fine too, But they are truly having a moment.

0:23:53.160 --> 0:23:55.639
<v Speaker 1>Or they like local beers on tap or gin and tonic.

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<v Speaker 1>For Andrew, I think that's great. And so five years

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<v Speaker 1>into their ten year mission, here I'll wrap it up

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<v Speaker 1>with this. They've now gone to a pub in Queensland,

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<v Speaker 1>South Australia, Northern Territory, in the bulk of Western Australia

0:24:09.560 --> 0:24:12.320
<v Speaker 1>under their belt. We're two years ahead of schedule, Andrew says.

0:24:12.600 --> 0:24:15.359
<v Speaker 1>The pair has developed a bit of a reputation. Eagle

0:24:15.359 --> 0:24:18.840
<v Speaker 1>eedpublicans anticipate their arrival, usher them in and eagerly pour

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<v Speaker 1>them each a drink on the house that rules. In

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<v Speaker 1>fact bartenders, no publicans know they are and are like,

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<v Speaker 1>get in here and are celebrating it. This is great spirit.

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<v Speaker 1>I love this energy. Over the final few weeks of

0:24:35.320 --> 0:24:37.760
<v Speaker 1>twenty twenty four, so that'll be twenty thirty five, their

0:24:37.760 --> 0:24:41.560
<v Speaker 1>followers will see them continue their journey throughout Western Australia,

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<v Speaker 1>returning to Sydney for a brief break, and then they say,

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<v Speaker 1>we're going to do our four thousandth pub in Victoria

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<v Speaker 1>and our five thousandth in Tasmania, and then eventually we're

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<v Speaker 1>going to finish at the Rocks in New South Wales,

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<v Speaker 1>says Andrew. They've got nothing but time, open road and

0:24:57.800 --> 0:24:59.680
<v Speaker 1>thousands of pints ahead of them.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that sounds so great. Also, the driving in Australia

0:25:05.600 --> 0:25:10.040
<v Speaker 2>is is legend. It is so crazy because everything's just

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<v Speaker 2>far away, especially in Tasmania. Like if you go out

0:25:13.359 --> 0:25:16.560
<v Speaker 2>to like these little little places you can be driving on,

0:25:16.800 --> 0:25:20.680
<v Speaker 2>like the road to It is a dirt dirt road

0:25:21.040 --> 0:25:24.120
<v Speaker 2>that you have to drive down for like three hours

0:25:24.359 --> 0:25:28.800
<v Speaker 2>in it's crazy. Whoa, yeah, it is, really is. It

0:25:28.880 --> 0:25:33.720
<v Speaker 2>is a delightful adventure. Good they're gonna we're gonna do

0:25:33.800 --> 0:25:36.680
<v Speaker 2>their last one in Tasmania, maybe in Hobart. That makes

0:25:36.680 --> 0:25:39.560
<v Speaker 2>sense in Hobart to go do it at the South or.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, or they said, uh oh no, the last one's

0:25:41.680 --> 0:25:44.439
<v Speaker 1>gonna be at the Rocks in New South Wales. So

0:25:44.960 --> 0:25:48.040
<v Speaker 1>ban animals in Australia will keep following on Instagram and

0:25:48.119 --> 0:25:51.480
<v Speaker 1>go meet up with them. If they're in your town,

0:25:51.600 --> 0:25:54.920
<v Speaker 1>go buy them a beer. That seems so friendly and

0:25:55.040 --> 0:25:58.080
<v Speaker 1>nice and social and also let's just Andrew and Nursula

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<v Speaker 1>keys Bananas of the week.

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<v Speaker 2>Hell yeah, you know. My most surprising thing. I think

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<v Speaker 2>one of the most surprising things I found about Australia

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<v Speaker 2>is how much they value good coffee.

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<v Speaker 4>I did not know you were going to say that, right, No,

0:26:20.760 --> 0:26:25.240
<v Speaker 4>it's it's against everything, like you don't and they're they're like, oh, well,

0:26:25.240 --> 0:26:29.400
<v Speaker 4>you haven't had you know, you haven't had an Australian cappuccino.

0:26:29.480 --> 0:26:33.840
<v Speaker 2>And then the cappuccinos are like just amazing. They're just

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<v Speaker 2>so good. They're like they you know, it's like rivals

0:26:36.720 --> 0:26:41.560
<v Speaker 2>being in Italy or in France. That was in Melbourne

0:26:41.560 --> 0:26:43.639
<v Speaker 2>at least, I don't know about the other places, but

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<v Speaker 2>they was, and everyone would talk about it like this.

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<v Speaker 2>But also they didn't understand that I wanted three shots

0:26:51.160 --> 0:26:55.240
<v Speaker 2>over ice with some milk. Like everyone was like, what

0:26:55.240 --> 0:26:56.679
<v Speaker 2>what do you want? And it was like three shots

0:26:56.680 --> 0:26:59.640
<v Speaker 2>over ice with some milk, and they're like that doesn't

0:27:00.160 --> 0:27:02.360
<v Speaker 2>not a drink here. I'm like, well, we're gonna make

0:27:02.359 --> 0:27:02.640
<v Speaker 2>it one.

0:27:02.960 --> 0:27:06.200
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's pretty easy to make. It's two poles and

0:27:06.400 --> 0:27:08.560
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna drink it and milk comes from a cow

0:27:08.840 --> 0:27:12.400
<v Speaker 1>and it's pretty easy. That's but that's such a fun adventure.

0:27:12.440 --> 0:27:14.680
<v Speaker 1>What a great I mean, that's a fun retirement. I

0:27:15.520 --> 0:27:18.359
<v Speaker 1>almost hope that they like slow down and enjoy it

0:27:18.400 --> 0:27:20.719
<v Speaker 1>a little bit more. They're they're really racing through it,

0:27:20.760 --> 0:27:23.440
<v Speaker 1>like maybe they need to start doing like two bar

0:27:23.760 --> 0:27:27.600
<v Speaker 1>two pubs a day, not three. You gotta stretch this out.

0:27:27.600 --> 0:27:31.480
<v Speaker 1>They look pretty fit. They look pretty fit. Indeed, that's

0:27:31.560 --> 0:27:37.119
<v Speaker 1>a great one. Also, you I haven't old or I

0:27:37.119 --> 0:27:40.080
<v Speaker 1>have a story I haven't done yet. That'll do for

0:27:40.200 --> 0:27:43.000
<v Speaker 1>a second story about coffee. Since you brought that up,

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<v Speaker 1>I think you're gonna like it.

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<v Speaker 2>Nice, Okay, do it?

0:27:46.440 --> 0:27:46.719
<v Speaker 1>Do it?

0:27:46.760 --> 0:27:47.520
<v Speaker 2>I want to hear it.

0:27:47.720 --> 0:27:48.560
<v Speaker 1>You just want me to dive in.

0:27:48.680 --> 0:27:51.640
<v Speaker 2>Yes, Scotty, why don't you? Why don't you just tell

0:27:51.720 --> 0:27:52.360
<v Speaker 2>us another one?

0:27:52.400 --> 0:27:54.480
<v Speaker 1>I'm loving all right, we'll do a double dip. But

0:27:54.520 --> 0:27:57.080
<v Speaker 1>there's no rules. We make the rules on bananas and

0:27:57.720 --> 0:28:01.520
<v Speaker 1>there are no rules. Just get nicer, not meaner. That's

0:28:01.520 --> 0:28:06.239
<v Speaker 1>our whole thing. Marmoda eight sent this in thank you.

0:28:06.359 --> 0:28:09.679
<v Speaker 1>I double checked this, actually triple checked this because of

0:28:09.720 --> 0:28:13.840
<v Speaker 1>the website, Kurt Okay, and also the writer of this article.

0:28:14.000 --> 0:28:16.520
<v Speaker 1>They made me say, let me do a little deeper

0:28:16.600 --> 0:28:19.640
<v Speaker 1>dive Google. This was on Oddity Central.

0:28:19.880 --> 0:28:22.240
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, I guess you got a double check Odity

0:28:22.320 --> 0:28:23.840
<v Speaker 2>Central every once in a while, don't you.

0:28:24.520 --> 0:28:28.320
<v Speaker 1>Well, when it's written by Spooky, you want to look

0:28:28.359 --> 0:28:30.640
<v Speaker 1>into it. I mean, Spooky's good. Don't get me wrong.

0:28:30.680 --> 0:28:32.879
<v Speaker 2>I don't think it's the first time we've done a

0:28:32.880 --> 0:28:34.680
<v Speaker 2>spooky article on Oddity Central.

0:28:35.359 --> 0:28:40.600
<v Speaker 1>Me too. And when Spooky tickles those lovely typing keys,

0:28:41.360 --> 0:28:45.440
<v Speaker 1>they he she, maybe it's a robot. I don't know, right,

0:28:45.920 --> 0:28:50.360
<v Speaker 1>really well, like very good journalism, peak stuff best in

0:28:50.440 --> 0:28:57.040
<v Speaker 1>the bees. At nine hundred and twenty eight milligram caffeine

0:28:57.120 --> 0:29:00.160
<v Speaker 1>per serving, the world's strongest coffee is not for the

0:29:00.160 --> 0:29:00.760
<v Speaker 1>faint of heart.

0:29:00.880 --> 0:29:04.160
<v Speaker 2>What nine hundred and twenty eight.

0:29:04.440 --> 0:29:09.720
<v Speaker 1>Milligram caffeine per serving the world's strongest coffee is not

0:29:09.800 --> 0:29:11.120
<v Speaker 1>for the feint of heart?

0:29:11.240 --> 0:29:13.320
<v Speaker 2>Oh, you would have a heart. I mean like if

0:29:13.360 --> 0:29:18.440
<v Speaker 2>I have two hundred or two fifty milligrams and I

0:29:18.520 --> 0:29:20.120
<v Speaker 2>drink a lot of coffee.

0:29:19.920 --> 0:29:25.160
<v Speaker 1>And you're a big guy, that.

0:29:24.200 --> 0:29:27.360
<v Speaker 2>That definitely could kill you. Nobody's drinking this.

0:29:29.000 --> 0:29:34.560
<v Speaker 1>Or are they? Biohazard coffee is recognized as the strongest

0:29:34.680 --> 0:29:38.440
<v Speaker 1>coffee in the world. It has a caffeine content of

0:29:38.640 --> 0:29:43.800
<v Speaker 1>nine hundred twenty eight milligrams per twelve ounce cup. That's

0:29:43.840 --> 0:29:47.200
<v Speaker 1>a small cup, which.

0:29:46.960 --> 0:29:49.840
<v Speaker 2>Is more beliefs. That means one sip is like having

0:29:49.840 --> 0:29:52.040
<v Speaker 2>a cup of coffee.

0:29:52.440 --> 0:29:55.520
<v Speaker 1>I know. It's so good, truly banatas which is more

0:29:55.560 --> 0:29:58.840
<v Speaker 1>than double the daily recommended dose of caffeine and a

0:29:58.880 --> 0:30:02.800
<v Speaker 1>lot more than your average energy drink. The title of

0:30:02.840 --> 0:30:06.120
<v Speaker 1>world strongest coffee has been attributed to various brands over

0:30:06.200 --> 0:30:11.760
<v Speaker 1>the last decade. In twenty thirteen, we wrote about Death Wish,

0:30:12.080 --> 0:30:15.560
<v Speaker 1>a blend that promised two hundred percent the caffeine content

0:30:15.760 --> 0:30:19.040
<v Speaker 1>of most average dark roasts. Shout out to our friend

0:30:19.080 --> 0:30:23.280
<v Speaker 1>Aaron Erman and Page Roasters and Champagne Illinois, Champagne Alan

0:30:23.400 --> 0:30:24.320
<v Speaker 1>most of the country.

0:30:24.440 --> 0:30:27.080
<v Speaker 2>Aaron just let us know that someone was ordering some

0:30:27.360 --> 0:30:30.680
<v Speaker 2>coffee from them and said, hey, by the way, I

0:30:30.720 --> 0:30:36.120
<v Speaker 2>heard about John Bananas, so little Bananimal community is pretty.

0:30:35.840 --> 0:30:38.880
<v Speaker 1>Cool, pretty good. They promised two hundred percent of the

0:30:38.880 --> 0:30:45.160
<v Speaker 1>average dark roast. Then there was Black Insomnia Coffee. They're

0:30:45.200 --> 0:30:48.600
<v Speaker 1>good at naming their roasters, that's for sure, a brand

0:30:48.600 --> 0:30:52.040
<v Speaker 1>that boasted caffeine content of seven hundred and two milligrams

0:30:52.560 --> 0:30:56.520
<v Speaker 1>per twelve ounce cup. But now we have another title holder,

0:30:56.560 --> 0:30:59.160
<v Speaker 1>and this one is going to be difficult to beat.

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<v Speaker 1>It was long unch In twenty sixteen, Biohazard Coffee has

0:31:03.400 --> 0:31:06.800
<v Speaker 1>established itself as the strongest coffee money can buy anywhere

0:31:06.840 --> 0:31:10.239
<v Speaker 1>in the world, with caffeine content that barely makes it

0:31:10.280 --> 0:31:11.120
<v Speaker 1>safe to consume.

0:31:11.160 --> 0:31:13.840
<v Speaker 2>Okay, okay, wait, you can actually buy this. I'm looking

0:31:13.840 --> 0:31:14.320
<v Speaker 2>it up.

0:31:14.680 --> 0:31:17.200
<v Speaker 1>Like biohazard coffee. There's a website and everything. That's what

0:31:17.240 --> 0:31:18.880
<v Speaker 1>I looked up. I was like, there's no way, man,

0:31:18.960 --> 0:31:23.720
<v Speaker 1>it's it's way. The Food and Drug Administration recommends up

0:31:23.760 --> 0:31:27.160
<v Speaker 1>to four hundred milligrams of caffeine per day for adults

0:31:27.200 --> 0:31:30.880
<v Speaker 1>with no increased risk factors like heart disease, also mentioning

0:31:30.960 --> 0:31:35.560
<v Speaker 1>that rapidly consuming around one two hundred milligrams of caffeine

0:31:35.600 --> 0:31:42.080
<v Speaker 1>is enough to induce excuse me, DEI induce poison like

0:31:42.160 --> 0:31:46.440
<v Speaker 1>symptoms such as seizures. With a caffeine content of nine

0:31:46.560 --> 0:31:49.240
<v Speaker 1>hundred and twenty milligrams per twelve ounce cup, biohazard coffee

0:31:49.280 --> 0:31:52.160
<v Speaker 1>is definitely a risky beverage to consume. So but animals

0:31:52.160 --> 0:31:53.040
<v Speaker 1>don't consume this.

0:31:53.120 --> 0:31:55.720
<v Speaker 2>No, no, it exists not And I'm happy I looked

0:31:55.720 --> 0:31:58.040
<v Speaker 2>it up and it's it's beans. You get a beans

0:31:58.120 --> 0:31:59.800
<v Speaker 2>or you can get a ground. I'm so happy that

0:31:59.840 --> 0:32:03.600
<v Speaker 2>it's not a can of uh of like that a

0:32:03.680 --> 0:32:07.080
<v Speaker 2>kid could get to, because I definitely would when as

0:32:07.080 --> 0:32:09.440
<v Speaker 2>a teenager, I would be like, that's all we were

0:32:09.560 --> 0:32:11.920
<v Speaker 2>obsessed with, like Joel, it was just drink Joel, and

0:32:12.560 --> 0:32:16.240
<v Speaker 2>you know, I would have totally been like we gave

0:32:16.360 --> 0:32:21.000
<v Speaker 2>Jimmy three cans of biohazard and then his heart exploded.

0:32:21.560 --> 0:32:25.040
<v Speaker 1>I know four loco, the original four logo went hard.

0:32:25.160 --> 0:32:27.920
<v Speaker 1>I only drank that twice, I think once with you,

0:32:28.320 --> 0:32:31.760
<v Speaker 1>and I loved it. Yeah it was. It was pretty wild.

0:32:32.040 --> 0:32:34.360
<v Speaker 1>But people drink four of those and you're like, see

0:32:34.400 --> 0:32:35.680
<v Speaker 1>you in the er.

0:32:35.880 --> 0:32:39.520
<v Speaker 2>It would Those would be the wildest nights, the four

0:32:39.560 --> 0:32:41.480
<v Speaker 2>Loco nights where it was just like, we're just gonna

0:32:41.520 --> 0:32:43.520
<v Speaker 2>do it it crazy.

0:32:44.080 --> 0:32:46.440
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, we did too. And then they switched the

0:32:46.520 --> 0:32:48.560
<v Speaker 1>recipe up and college kids drank them till they died.

0:32:48.600 --> 0:32:51.560
<v Speaker 1>It was a tragedy. It should not have happened, but

0:32:51.640 --> 0:32:55.160
<v Speaker 1>it did. Treat bio hazard coffee and animals like like

0:32:55.760 --> 0:32:58.360
<v Speaker 1>walking up and slapping a gorilla in the face. Yeah,

0:33:00.120 --> 0:33:04.760
<v Speaker 1>you could certainly do that. You could, but do not

0:33:04.920 --> 0:33:07.480
<v Speaker 1>do that. It is not going to end well for

0:33:07.680 --> 0:33:11.600
<v Speaker 1>you or anybody involved. We wanted a good jolt of

0:33:11.720 --> 0:33:15.120
<v Speaker 1>energy for our long days without having to sacrifice the taste.

0:33:15.200 --> 0:33:19.480
<v Speaker 1>Biohazard co founder Yona tan pinn Hazoff said about creating

0:33:19.520 --> 0:33:22.680
<v Speaker 1>the world's strongest coffee after countless hours of drinking horrible

0:33:22.720 --> 0:33:25.800
<v Speaker 1>tasting coffee that promised high energy levels. We decided to

0:33:25.840 --> 0:33:28.760
<v Speaker 1>take it into our own hands. We thought about all

0:33:28.800 --> 0:33:31.840
<v Speaker 1>the other people that were just like us, self starters,

0:33:32.160 --> 0:33:36.440
<v Speaker 1>parents with long days, grad students, eight hour workday people.

0:33:36.760 --> 0:33:40.160
<v Speaker 1>How could we just make this better for everyone? You know,

0:33:40.280 --> 0:33:43.600
<v Speaker 1>just lower doses of lower caffeine, just enjoying cups of

0:33:43.600 --> 0:33:45.920
<v Speaker 1>coffee throughout the day might be a little better, would

0:33:45.960 --> 0:33:50.360
<v Speaker 1>be my vote. I don't even like. Well, we'll get

0:33:50.360 --> 0:33:52.240
<v Speaker 1>into this in a second. A warning on the package.

0:33:52.320 --> 0:33:54.880
<v Speaker 1>Let's consumers know that, at nine hundred and twenty eight

0:33:54.920 --> 0:33:58.880
<v Speaker 1>milligrams per two amounts, this coffee contains four times the

0:33:58.920 --> 0:34:02.560
<v Speaker 1>caffeine of the coffee your barista normally serves you, and

0:34:02.600 --> 0:34:05.720
<v Speaker 1>that it may result in overproductivity all nighters in the

0:34:05.760 --> 0:34:10.400
<v Speaker 1>occasional feeling of invincibility. I mean, yeah, well they're targeting

0:34:10.840 --> 0:34:11.600
<v Speaker 1>speed freaks.

0:34:11.880 --> 0:34:14.840
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, man, so you know what they have at seven eleven.

0:34:14.880 --> 0:34:20.560
<v Speaker 2>I just found out, no idea. It's pretty dope for

0:34:20.640 --> 0:34:23.759
<v Speaker 2>people who because like seven eleven or things like it,

0:34:23.800 --> 0:34:25.960
<v Speaker 2>are oftentimes on road trips the only place you can

0:34:26.000 --> 0:34:27.960
<v Speaker 2>get a cup of coffee you need to stay awake

0:34:28.000 --> 0:34:30.959
<v Speaker 2>to keep driving, that sort of thing. So they now

0:34:31.120 --> 0:34:35.000
<v Speaker 2>have little you know, like the little creamers they have,

0:34:35.800 --> 0:34:38.719
<v Speaker 2>so instead of a little creamer, it's a shot of

0:34:38.840 --> 0:34:42.000
<v Speaker 2>espresso and it's just there with the cream. So when

0:34:42.040 --> 0:34:45.680
<v Speaker 2>you get your regular drip coffee, you can just pour

0:34:45.760 --> 0:34:49.200
<v Speaker 2>in like three or four shots of espresso into your

0:34:49.200 --> 0:34:53.520
<v Speaker 2>regular coffee. And that is exactly what I've been looking

0:34:53.600 --> 0:34:58.359
<v Speaker 2>for in coffee from a gas station for forever, because

0:34:58.360 --> 0:34:59.640
<v Speaker 2>it's always not strong enough.

0:35:00.280 --> 0:35:05.840
<v Speaker 1>Sometimes things work out, you know, sometimes things get better,

0:35:06.360 --> 0:35:09.120
<v Speaker 1>and that sounds like an upgrade. I haven't had a

0:35:09.120 --> 0:35:10.840
<v Speaker 1>seven eleven coffee in a while, but I do remember

0:35:10.960 --> 0:35:11.799
<v Speaker 1>being pretty good.

0:35:12.320 --> 0:35:15.040
<v Speaker 2>It's fine. I mean there's different types of it now

0:35:15.040 --> 0:35:17.960
<v Speaker 2>and they have like cappuccino and espresso. You know, it's

0:35:18.000 --> 0:35:18.560
<v Speaker 2>pretty good.

0:35:18.600 --> 0:35:20.319
<v Speaker 1>Like you said on a road chip, I'm sure in

0:35:20.400 --> 0:35:24.560
<v Speaker 1>Japan they rule. I'm sure the seven elevens are so great.

0:35:26.040 --> 0:35:28.200
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, they have the best ATMs. It's a great

0:35:28.200 --> 0:35:32.799
<v Speaker 1>place to be. Biohazard recommends that use our coffee after

0:35:32.880 --> 0:35:35.399
<v Speaker 1>building up a high tolerance and proceed with caution, noting

0:35:35.440 --> 0:35:37.520
<v Speaker 1>that this is not coffee for the faint hearted. I mean,

0:35:37.560 --> 0:35:40.080
<v Speaker 1>it's crazy, Biohazar. Here we go. This will give it

0:35:40.120 --> 0:35:44.520
<v Speaker 1>some wee real world comparisons biohazard coffee contains more caffeine

0:35:44.520 --> 0:35:48.440
<v Speaker 1>by volume than almost every energy drink, although the latter

0:35:49.760 --> 0:35:53.160
<v Speaker 1>energy drinks contain taurine and other stimulants. But still, nine

0:35:53.239 --> 0:35:56.600
<v Speaker 1>hundred and twenty milligrams is oh. Here, Just to put

0:35:56.600 --> 0:36:01.960
<v Speaker 1>in perspective, a sixteen ounce McDonald's coffee contains one hundred

0:36:01.960 --> 0:36:06.560
<v Speaker 1>and fifty milligrams. Okay, so that's sixteen ounces one fifty.

0:36:06.680 --> 0:36:09.880
<v Speaker 1>So there's this twelve nine to twenty eight. And then

0:36:10.239 --> 0:36:13.200
<v Speaker 1>I was a red Bull guy eight point three whatever,

0:36:13.239 --> 0:36:15.080
<v Speaker 1>eight point four ounce can of Red bull is only

0:36:15.120 --> 0:36:19.680
<v Speaker 1>eighty milligrams, so this is like, this is like almost

0:36:20.040 --> 0:36:24.320
<v Speaker 1>what eleven eleven red red bulls. Yeah, eleven and a

0:36:24.360 --> 0:36:25.200
<v Speaker 1>half Red bulls.

0:36:25.239 --> 0:36:27.880
<v Speaker 2>Eleven and a half Red bulls. Imagine. That's a great

0:36:27.880 --> 0:36:29.360
<v Speaker 2>way to put it in perspective.

0:36:29.400 --> 0:36:32.239
<v Speaker 1>So don't drink it. Just know it's there.

0:36:32.560 --> 0:36:33.319
<v Speaker 2>Just know it's there.

0:36:34.320 --> 0:36:39.799
<v Speaker 1>Have enjoy lower octane coffees for longer throughout the day,

0:36:39.920 --> 0:36:42.400
<v Speaker 1>and you don't need to go for four hundred milligrams.

0:36:42.400 --> 0:36:46.680
<v Speaker 3>Guys, but what was your first coffee, first coffee ever?

0:36:46.840 --> 0:36:48.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

0:36:48.520 --> 0:36:52.200
<v Speaker 1>Well, I briefly dated an architect who drank.

0:36:52.560 --> 0:36:53.880
<v Speaker 2>Dated a coffee detect.

0:36:54.160 --> 0:36:56.560
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you met her. I won't I won't name her,

0:36:56.600 --> 0:36:59.520
<v Speaker 1>but you met her. She was really nice and back

0:36:59.560 --> 0:37:00.160
<v Speaker 1>in New York.

0:37:00.360 --> 0:37:04.319
<v Speaker 2>Architects seems like a like a like a job that

0:37:04.400 --> 0:37:06.600
<v Speaker 2>only exists in movies for me, like, I don't think

0:37:06.600 --> 0:37:08.800
<v Speaker 2>I've ever met I guess I have met an architect,

0:37:08.800 --> 0:37:12.080
<v Speaker 2>but my god, I've always like I I would.

0:37:11.920 --> 0:37:14.360
<v Speaker 1>Love it was very lovely. Her friends were very boring.

0:37:14.480 --> 0:37:17.440
<v Speaker 1>I thought the same thing, like whenever you read something there,

0:37:17.480 --> 0:37:20.319
<v Speaker 1>you know, you read a page turning beach read, it's

0:37:20.360 --> 0:37:24.160
<v Speaker 1>like the studley guy or the smart gal is always

0:37:24.160 --> 0:37:27.320
<v Speaker 1>an architect. That's the sophisticated one, and then all the dinners.

0:37:27.320 --> 0:37:29.920
<v Speaker 1>Her friends were extremely boring. She was very nice and lovely.

0:37:30.000 --> 0:37:36.440
<v Speaker 1>That's why I'm not naming her. But she in college,

0:37:36.560 --> 0:37:40.520
<v Speaker 1>in architecture school or whatever. She would stay up late

0:37:40.600 --> 0:37:43.160
<v Speaker 1>drafting with her other students, and they got hooked on

0:37:43.280 --> 0:37:48.120
<v Speaker 1>instant coffee. So not like Sanka, but Tanka, and so

0:37:48.440 --> 0:37:50.360
<v Speaker 1>she used to come over and make that. Because I

0:37:50.360 --> 0:37:52.440
<v Speaker 1>didn't drink coffee until I was like twenty eight.

0:37:52.360 --> 0:37:53.400
<v Speaker 2>Are you kidding me?

0:37:54.120 --> 0:37:56.319
<v Speaker 1>I didn't start drinking coffee until my first TV job

0:37:56.840 --> 0:38:01.560
<v Speaker 1>because I would fade in the afternoon at that hot

0:38:01.560 --> 0:38:05.360
<v Speaker 1>office that you worked in for Mega driving money from changers.

0:38:06.120 --> 0:38:08.640
<v Speaker 1>And I wrote through the winter. So when I started

0:38:08.680 --> 0:38:13.400
<v Speaker 1>in probably October, sun was setting, you know, four forty five,

0:38:13.560 --> 0:38:16.960
<v Speaker 1>and then it felt like the sun was hiding behind

0:38:17.000 --> 0:38:20.919
<v Speaker 1>the buildings at I don't know three. So I started

0:38:20.960 --> 0:38:24.800
<v Speaker 1>drinking half cups of coffee at lyon TV on Hudson.

0:38:25.560 --> 0:38:29.319
<v Speaker 1>And now I love it, and now I can drink

0:38:29.400 --> 0:38:31.279
<v Speaker 1>it pretty much as much as I want, Like I

0:38:31.320 --> 0:38:33.279
<v Speaker 1>won't go out and drink two giant coal brews, but

0:38:34.160 --> 0:38:37.160
<v Speaker 1>coffee just has a very pleasant effect and I greatly

0:38:37.320 --> 0:38:40.239
<v Speaker 1>enjoy one or two cups a day.

0:38:40.320 --> 0:38:44.719
<v Speaker 3>Okay, what about you? I was twelve years I was

0:38:44.719 --> 0:38:47.200
<v Speaker 3>twelve years I was about to joke, were you seven

0:38:47.320 --> 0:38:47.800
<v Speaker 3>years old?

0:38:48.080 --> 0:38:52.160
<v Speaker 2>I was twelve years old and getting ready for school

0:38:52.200 --> 0:38:55.720
<v Speaker 2>in the morning with my mom. And my mom something

0:38:55.800 --> 0:38:58.840
<v Speaker 2>happened where like I dropped something or she dropped something,

0:38:59.360 --> 0:39:02.080
<v Speaker 2>and I just said fuck. And then it was the

0:39:02.120 --> 0:39:04.560
<v Speaker 2>first time I ever cursed in front of my mind. Oh.

0:39:04.560 --> 0:39:06.759
<v Speaker 2>And she looked at me and I was like, oh, no,

0:39:06.800 --> 0:39:10.240
<v Speaker 2>I'm going to get in trouble, and it was like

0:39:10.239 --> 0:39:13.600
<v Speaker 2>like a three count and then she just goes, you

0:39:13.600 --> 0:39:14.520
<v Speaker 2>want a cup? Of coffee.

0:39:17.840 --> 0:39:19.120
<v Speaker 1>That's a great story.

0:39:20.239 --> 0:39:23.160
<v Speaker 2>And then we went into the kitchen and like that

0:39:23.360 --> 0:39:25.960
<v Speaker 2>was the day I became a mayo, like it was.

0:39:27.640 --> 0:39:29.360
<v Speaker 2>And then it was like I was allowed to curse

0:39:29.400 --> 0:39:32.960
<v Speaker 2>in the house and and I drank coffee every morning.

0:39:34.160 --> 0:39:38.000
<v Speaker 1>It was awesome. It was like it was a great story.

0:39:38.160 --> 0:39:39.880
<v Speaker 2>I can't believe I've never told it. I thought I

0:39:39.920 --> 0:39:41.160
<v Speaker 2>told it on the podcast.

0:39:41.400 --> 0:39:45.680
<v Speaker 1>You may have the god, but I forgot it. If

0:39:45.719 --> 0:39:47.840
<v Speaker 1>you did, man, that is so good.

0:39:48.360 --> 0:39:51.399
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I remember. It was just I thought i'd get

0:39:51.400 --> 0:39:54.600
<v Speaker 2>in trouble and she didn't. She just offered me a

0:39:54.640 --> 0:39:55.880
<v Speaker 2>cup of coffee.

0:39:56.320 --> 0:39:59.040
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Man, that's your next that's your next cold open

0:39:59.080 --> 0:40:01.680
<v Speaker 1>of whatever TV highlight you. Right, that's such a great scene.

0:40:01.680 --> 0:40:03.520
<v Speaker 1>Tells you everything about the kid, tells you everything about

0:40:03.520 --> 0:40:05.880
<v Speaker 1>the mom. Yeah, that's a great man, that's a good

0:40:06.040 --> 0:40:09.360
<v Speaker 1>I love that good old barber just cranking out the

0:40:09.360 --> 0:40:13.000
<v Speaker 1>coffee to twelve year old pirate mouth Kurt Brown Owler

0:40:13.560 --> 0:40:15.319
<v Speaker 1>her pride, enjoy the apple of her eye.

0:40:15.360 --> 0:40:16.799
<v Speaker 2>And then we were just but you know, we're like

0:40:16.920 --> 0:40:18.719
<v Speaker 2>just buddies. Then you know, it's just like then we're

0:40:18.760 --> 0:40:21.000
<v Speaker 2>like all right, here we go. Also, at that time,

0:40:21.040 --> 0:40:23.040
<v Speaker 2>I was like six ' two, do you know what

0:40:23.080 --> 0:40:25.520
<v Speaker 2>I mean? So it's like your twelve year old who's

0:40:25.960 --> 0:40:28.920
<v Speaker 2>gigant A giant also seems a lot older.

0:40:29.680 --> 0:40:33.440
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I wish there was the TV trope whenever anybody

0:40:33.520 --> 0:40:36.279
<v Speaker 1>visits anybody usually detectives or whatever. But it's just like

0:40:36.280 --> 0:40:38.279
<v Speaker 1>a cup of coffee or it's like just put some

0:40:38.360 --> 0:40:39.680
<v Speaker 1>on or I can make them real quick. It's like

0:40:39.920 --> 0:40:41.479
<v Speaker 1>coffee does take a little while.

0:40:41.680 --> 0:40:47.200
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, if the if detectives show up at my house anytime,

0:40:47.400 --> 0:40:49.160
<v Speaker 3>I'm not gonna be like you want a cup of coffee?

0:40:49.360 --> 0:40:49.920
<v Speaker 1>Us? I don't want to.

0:40:50.320 --> 0:40:53.040
<v Speaker 2>That's a long long period of time to have the

0:40:53.840 --> 0:40:55.520
<v Speaker 2>cops entertained in your home.

0:40:56.120 --> 0:40:58.840
<v Speaker 1>I'm not even unchaining the front door. I'm gonna be

0:40:58.840 --> 0:41:01.000
<v Speaker 1>like what and then can I talk to you? I'm

0:41:01.040 --> 0:41:03.040
<v Speaker 1>like no, And I'll put two of those seven to

0:41:03.040 --> 0:41:05.480
<v Speaker 1>eleven espresso pods out the door with my left hand

0:41:05.480 --> 0:41:07.840
<v Speaker 1>and drop it near their shoes and then slowly close

0:41:07.920 --> 0:41:09.920
<v Speaker 1>the door and never.

0:41:09.960 --> 0:41:12.399
<v Speaker 2>Don't want to be inhospitable No.

0:41:12.680 --> 0:41:15.520
<v Speaker 1>Also, maybe we're just raised wrong or something, But like

0:41:15.760 --> 0:41:18.520
<v Speaker 1>if you swung by and I wouldn't be like, do

0:41:18.560 --> 0:41:20.160
<v Speaker 1>you want a cup of coffee? I'd be like do

0:41:20.200 --> 0:41:22.040
<v Speaker 1>you want a beer or I'd be like, hey, I

0:41:22.040 --> 0:41:24.520
<v Speaker 1>can make you a martini real quick. I guess we're

0:41:24.600 --> 0:41:28.919
<v Speaker 1>just alcoholics. No, but I think we I just can't

0:41:28.960 --> 0:41:32.239
<v Speaker 1>imagine putting coffee on for somebody at like five pm, yeah,

0:41:32.239 --> 0:41:35.000
<v Speaker 1>and sitting there and holding with two hands.

0:41:35.080 --> 0:41:40.040
<v Speaker 2>But also the coffee, the coffee after dinner. Coffee used

0:41:40.080 --> 0:41:43.439
<v Speaker 2>to be so much weaker that you could have a meal,

0:41:43.640 --> 0:41:47.279
<v Speaker 2>have a couple of drinks, then drink coffee, and then

0:41:47.360 --> 0:41:48.600
<v Speaker 2>go directly to bed.

0:41:49.239 --> 0:41:53.160
<v Speaker 1>That's correct. That's crazy that my grandparents always woul drink.

0:41:53.239 --> 0:41:55.480
<v Speaker 1>My grandma would drink a cup of coffee after dinner.

0:41:55.200 --> 0:41:57.919
<v Speaker 2>As an older person too, who would be like more

0:41:57.960 --> 0:42:02.319
<v Speaker 2>sensitive to caffeine. Is it is wild? I just got

0:42:02.520 --> 0:42:04.880
<v Speaker 2>I just got kind of a little excited because tonight

0:42:05.000 --> 0:42:08.240
<v Speaker 2>is Tonight's the last weekly hot tub.

0:42:08.400 --> 0:42:09.120
<v Speaker 1>I'll be there.

0:42:09.320 --> 0:42:13.640
<v Speaker 2>It's uh, it's just hours away for me. Currently, this

0:42:13.680 --> 0:42:16.160
<v Speaker 2>will be far in the past by this time, by

0:42:16.200 --> 0:42:18.440
<v Speaker 2>the time this comes out, But I kind of am.

0:42:19.480 --> 0:42:20.879
<v Speaker 2>I'm very excited about it.

0:42:21.280 --> 0:42:23.799
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, good, you should be. It's a very exciting thing.

0:42:24.320 --> 0:42:24.800
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:42:25.040 --> 0:42:26.920
<v Speaker 1>I'm going to get there early. I think I mentioned

0:42:26.920 --> 0:42:28.719
<v Speaker 1>to you before. I'm going to get there I'm gonna

0:42:28.719 --> 0:42:29.640
<v Speaker 1>get there like six thirty.

0:42:29.960 --> 0:42:32.319
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's uh, that's good. I will also try and

0:42:32.360 --> 0:42:33.920
<v Speaker 2>reserve those two seats at the end of.

0:42:34.000 --> 0:42:38.960
<v Speaker 1>Yes, the bathroom seats. I think Rachel's is covin Albertina.

0:42:39.239 --> 0:42:41.400
<v Speaker 1>I think I think a lot of people. Maybe the

0:42:41.719 --> 0:42:43.239
<v Speaker 1>Levano says it's gonna be fun.

0:42:43.360 --> 0:42:47.759
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, so a little story, little little story for me.

0:42:47.800 --> 0:42:50.520
<v Speaker 1>You got a little news story. Yeah, I got a couple.

0:42:51.000 --> 0:42:51.720
<v Speaker 2>I got a couple.

0:42:52.400 --> 0:42:54.719
<v Speaker 1>We might only need one, but maybe do too.

0:42:54.800 --> 0:42:58.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah one, I'll do this one. Since we've been doing drinks,

0:42:59.000 --> 0:43:02.800
<v Speaker 2>this this just yels in line with what we've been doing.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm excited.

0:43:04.000 --> 0:43:10.200
<v Speaker 2>Bob Miller High Life's new perfume smells like a dive bar.

0:43:10.760 --> 0:43:16.120
<v Speaker 2>Quote in a good way by a ton of people.

0:43:16.160 --> 0:43:19.319
<v Speaker 2>Thank you to everyone who sent this in. This was

0:43:19.360 --> 0:43:22.720
<v Speaker 2>in Food and Wine, So that's I love always reading

0:43:22.800 --> 0:43:26.800
<v Speaker 2>the dumbest articles in Food and Wine. Yeah. This was

0:43:26.840 --> 0:43:36.560
<v Speaker 2>written by Stacy Leska. Oh stay, Stacy, have you ever thought, man,

0:43:36.680 --> 0:43:38.600
<v Speaker 2>I really wish I could smell exactly like my favorite

0:43:38.640 --> 0:43:40.600
<v Speaker 2>dive bar. Well, guess what my love? Now is your

0:43:40.600 --> 0:43:43.480
<v Speaker 2>time to shine. On Tuesday, Miller High Life announced its

0:43:43.520 --> 0:43:46.040
<v Speaker 2>plans to release a brand new perfume that mixes all

0:43:46.080 --> 0:43:48.840
<v Speaker 2>the essential sense of a neighborhood dive bar. Honestly, I

0:43:48.880 --> 0:43:49.920
<v Speaker 2>want this, I kind.

0:43:49.800 --> 0:43:51.440
<v Speaker 1>Of do want it for you.

0:43:51.640 --> 0:43:55.360
<v Speaker 2>And it's called what else Miller High Life dive bar fume.

0:43:58.040 --> 0:44:01.560
<v Speaker 2>It's a great idea, and this isn't a scent for

0:44:01.680 --> 0:44:04.040
<v Speaker 2>any old time of year. According to a statement by

0:44:04.040 --> 0:44:08.319
<v Speaker 2>the brand, the premium fragments is somehow also ideal for

0:44:08.360 --> 0:44:10.759
<v Speaker 2>the holidays. We're not cut sure why or howbit will

0:44:10.760 --> 0:44:13.160
<v Speaker 2>take it. According to Miller High Life, the perfume quote

0:44:13.200 --> 0:44:16.600
<v Speaker 2>captures every familiar dive bar sent from the satisfying crack

0:44:16.680 --> 0:44:19.680
<v Speaker 2>of a freshly opened beer to the comforting, savory taste

0:44:19.680 --> 0:44:22.239
<v Speaker 2>of classic bar snacks. That's a lot to take in

0:44:23.239 --> 0:44:28.560
<v Speaker 2>the quote. Transformative blend, it added, includes notes of cedarwood

0:44:28.560 --> 0:44:33.520
<v Speaker 2>and pechuli. Yeeee okay, so every spritz takes you. You

0:44:33.560 --> 0:44:36.640
<v Speaker 2>know what, Patchuli isn't a bad smell on its own.

0:44:37.000 --> 0:44:40.400
<v Speaker 2>It's the fact that every time I've ever smelled patchuli,

0:44:40.960 --> 0:44:43.600
<v Speaker 2>it has been on a person who has not taken

0:44:43.640 --> 0:44:46.480
<v Speaker 2>a shower in a long time. And so the smell

0:44:46.520 --> 0:44:49.760
<v Speaker 2>of pachuli is always mixed with the smell of body odor,

0:44:50.600 --> 0:44:54.640
<v Speaker 2>and that smell is not a fun smell but pachuli itself.

0:44:54.760 --> 0:44:57.560
<v Speaker 1>Okay, okay, yeah, I get what you're saying. Yeah, I

0:44:57.640 --> 0:44:59.200
<v Speaker 1>go with you on that one quote.

0:44:59.200 --> 0:45:01.520
<v Speaker 2>So every sprits takes you back to that well loved

0:45:01.560 --> 0:45:04.759
<v Speaker 2>bar top and tobacco and leather, which are meant to

0:45:04.800 --> 0:45:08.360
<v Speaker 2>evoke the comforting musk of worn in barnstools, or tobacco

0:45:08.560 --> 0:45:14.560
<v Speaker 2>and leather. There are also notes of chompaca blossom.

0:45:14.640 --> 0:45:14.799
<v Speaker 1>Mm.

0:45:15.160 --> 0:45:16.920
<v Speaker 2>You know what, A lot of time I'm looking for

0:45:17.000 --> 0:45:20.920
<v Speaker 2>that perfect smell. I'm always going for a chump paca blossom. Yeah,

0:45:21.040 --> 0:45:24.360
<v Speaker 2>me too, for that crisp refreshing aroma. They say the

0:45:24.440 --> 0:45:29.800
<v Speaker 2>eighth year of marriage is chumppaca blossom, that crisp refreshing aroma.

0:45:29.840 --> 0:45:33.120
<v Speaker 2>When the bartender crieks open. I'm just reading. I'm reading

0:45:33.640 --> 0:45:38.239
<v Speaker 2>marketing copy right now from Miller High Life and a

0:45:38.280 --> 0:45:40.799
<v Speaker 2>little whisper of sea salt. This is insane, okay. So

0:45:40.880 --> 0:45:44.319
<v Speaker 2>all these quotes and the sea salt is from the

0:45:44.320 --> 0:45:46.160
<v Speaker 2>basket of fries you look forward to at the end

0:45:46.160 --> 0:45:48.960
<v Speaker 2>of the night. So what the actual smell is if

0:45:49.000 --> 0:45:55.960
<v Speaker 2>I take out all of their marketing quotes. Cearwood Petulli, Champaca, blossom,

0:45:56.000 --> 0:46:00.000
<v Speaker 2>sea salt. It could. It might not be that bad.

0:46:00.520 --> 0:46:02.640
<v Speaker 2>They're not gonna make it smell bad, that's the thing.

0:46:03.880 --> 0:46:08.799
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's interesting, cedar. Anybody who's ever had like, you know,

0:46:09.000 --> 0:46:13.759
<v Speaker 1>durables or closets with moths in it, Cedar, So you

0:46:13.760 --> 0:46:15.560
<v Speaker 1>can go a lot of ways. I don't know if

0:46:15.560 --> 0:46:18.880
<v Speaker 1>that's an ease into the evening smell. But then again,

0:46:19.600 --> 0:46:23.200
<v Speaker 1>maybe this is a proprietary blend that I would enjoy

0:46:23.360 --> 0:46:27.759
<v Speaker 1>with both nostrils. But also, no dive bar smells like that. No,

0:46:27.960 --> 0:46:29.759
<v Speaker 1>every dive bar does smell the same. You can walk

0:46:29.800 --> 0:46:32.480
<v Speaker 1>into it smells like years and years and years of

0:46:32.600 --> 0:46:35.439
<v Speaker 1>alcohol soaking in the wood getting mopped with the same

0:46:35.480 --> 0:46:37.840
<v Speaker 1>type of cleaners. Yeah, and then the next night the

0:46:37.880 --> 0:46:40.640
<v Speaker 1>same thing again, with like a little dash of blood

0:46:40.680 --> 0:46:42.920
<v Speaker 1>and a little dash of vomit and a little dash

0:46:42.960 --> 0:46:48.480
<v Speaker 1>of the mildew of having so many fluids inside a

0:46:48.600 --> 0:46:50.440
<v Speaker 1>closed area.

0:46:50.760 --> 0:46:51.080
<v Speaker 2>There is.

0:46:51.239 --> 0:46:53.000
<v Speaker 1>It doesn't smell gray in a die bar. And I

0:46:53.120 --> 0:46:54.000
<v Speaker 1>love dive bars.

0:46:54.040 --> 0:46:56.239
<v Speaker 2>I love dive bars. It's not a smell you would

0:46:56.239 --> 0:46:57.120
<v Speaker 2>want on your body.

0:46:58.719 --> 0:47:01.720
<v Speaker 1>I think rustick in which the great wings that place

0:47:01.760 --> 0:47:04.120
<v Speaker 1>is so interesting because I love rustic In. It's a

0:47:04.239 --> 0:47:05.879
<v Speaker 1>it's a bar out here. If you want to get

0:47:06.440 --> 0:47:10.719
<v Speaker 1>Buffalo Wings in Los Angeles, you rustic In is a

0:47:10.760 --> 0:47:14.799
<v Speaker 1>great experience, and I recommend it's got great parking. It's

0:47:14.840 --> 0:47:17.919
<v Speaker 1>next to a Chinese restaurant called China Dynasty that has

0:47:18.400 --> 0:47:21.200
<v Speaker 1>my ties that we call Chai Daimities, And if you

0:47:21.280 --> 0:47:25.960
<v Speaker 1>drink three Chai Daimities, you might never get up off

0:47:26.000 --> 0:47:29.560
<v Speaker 1>the floor. You might need biohazard coffee to feel alive again.

0:47:29.800 --> 0:47:31.640
<v Speaker 2>Is it called China Dynasty. I thought it was called

0:47:31.719 --> 0:47:32.520
<v Speaker 2>Chai Dynasty.

0:47:32.640 --> 0:47:35.839
<v Speaker 1>It is, it's Chai Dynasty. Yeah, Chai Daimiti is a

0:47:36.040 --> 0:47:36.959
<v Speaker 1>delicious drink.

0:47:38.120 --> 0:47:39.680
<v Speaker 2>I had no idea that the end of my tie there.

0:47:39.719 --> 0:47:40.960
<v Speaker 2>I'll definitely go get that much.

0:47:41.000 --> 0:47:44.080
<v Speaker 1>Oh Curdi Bee, take the family, get everybody some sesame

0:47:44.200 --> 0:47:46.640
<v Speaker 1>chicken and some noodles, and then you just sit over there.

0:47:46.840 --> 0:47:50.080
<v Speaker 1>It looks like it's just fruit juice. And yeah, they

0:47:50.080 --> 0:47:51.320
<v Speaker 1>are good, they're strong.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that sounds delightful. I'm interested in knowing what it

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<v Speaker 2>smells like. If anyone got any I just looked on

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<v Speaker 2>the website. Can't get them sold out. I couldn't find

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<v Speaker 2>I mean gone in a second. That is gone in

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<v Speaker 2>a second.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, every company now just makes a thing. Everybody's making stuff. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you know the ranch bag you gave me two or

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<v Speaker 1>three years ago. Incredible. I get compliments all the time,

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<v Speaker 1>all the time, I'm sure right, And nobody even says

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<v Speaker 1>you must really like ranch Now. People just go that's

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<v Speaker 1>fun or that's awesome, or where'd you get that? Like

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<v Speaker 1>my friend gave it to me. It's a but now

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<v Speaker 1>everything you know they made drinkable mayo, they made wine

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<v Speaker 1>out of mayonnaise. That's a story. We got a lot. Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>They're just every product is making some other thing.

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<v Speaker 2>I went to, uh did a show in Boulder recently

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<v Speaker 2>opening for Kamal And then we went to a bar.

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<v Speaker 2>We went to, like a very fancy bar. What's it called. Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>there's one here, there's one here. It's like the classic.

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<v Speaker 1>Applebee's some small.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I can't remember it. And I asked them and

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<v Speaker 2>the server was very nice, and I asked her if

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<v Speaker 2>what her like like this is these are the kinds

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<v Speaker 2>of things I like, you just make me something like that.

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<v Speaker 2>And she's like, here's what the bartender made you And

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<v Speaker 2>it was tomato gin. Have you ever had tomato gin?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>I have actually, oh, Dead and Co. That's what that's.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, Death and Co.

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<v Speaker 2>Death and Yeah, Dead and Co.

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<v Speaker 1>Grateful Dead Death and Company. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. And they had tomato gin and it was not

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<v Speaker 2>my style, not for me, pretty gardeny, real tomato.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>And if it's not with other tomato things, it's too

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<v Speaker 2>TOMATOI did what.

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<v Speaker 1>Keywords did you give that server to talk to the bartender?

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<v Speaker 2>Like? I like gin and vodka and crispness. That's what

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<v Speaker 2>I said. I don't want anything sweet. And then the

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<v Speaker 2>tomato gin is sweet. I didn't know you could just

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<v Speaker 2>make gin with whatever you found in the bottom of

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<v Speaker 2>like your fridge.

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<v Speaker 1>I do love a martini. It's a fun martini time.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if i'd want to do it with

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<v Speaker 1>a tomato gin martini, but it's close to bloody Mary

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<v Speaker 1>at that point. Yeah's funny. You were like, I wake

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<v Speaker 1>up early. I love putting my hands and feet in soil.

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<v Speaker 1>They're like, okay, we think we know. I enjoy cheeseless pizza.

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<v Speaker 1>I They're like, shut up, we know. Just the thing

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<v Speaker 1>an undrinkable beverage that's gonna cost you nineteen dollars. There's

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<v Speaker 1>really good olive oil gin, and really it is. Damn

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<v Speaker 1>you would love it. It's so good.

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<v Speaker 2>I always thought gin was one thing, and it's that

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<v Speaker 2>very aromatic, very herbal.

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<v Speaker 1>Taste to the gin, junipery juniper.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's the only thing that I've had, and now

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<v Speaker 2>there's all these other and I'm like, oh, I don't

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<v Speaker 2>I think. I think gin is delightful. Now a gin marti.

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<v Speaker 2>I always gould to get a vodka martini. A gin

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<v Speaker 2>martini is nice if you ask them to do put

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<v Speaker 2>a little cucumber in there. That's nice.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that is nice. I go Citadel gin okay, and

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<v Speaker 1>Noilely Pratt vermuth. Wow, that combination, okay, is life changing.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, that sounds very good. I'm gonna try that

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<v Speaker 2>next time.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll make sure I have some. Yeah. Noilely Pratt is

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<v Speaker 1>this French vermouth, and I think Citadel is French gin.

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<v Speaker 1>And that combination. You can do it up with a twist.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even sometimes let's put an olive in it

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<v Speaker 1>just to make it look like.

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<v Speaker 2>A martini, no matter what, even if it's supposed to

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<v Speaker 2>be up. I love it, Scotty do, Yeah, go ahead.

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<v Speaker 1>I was gonna say we should do another Musso and

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<v Speaker 1>Frank Night. We should expand it out. We should do

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<v Speaker 1>like a six person instead of just a or we'll

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<v Speaker 1>do like quadruple or something. Yeah, we should do another

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<v Speaker 1>Musso and Frank hearing us all this Martinis, we need

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<v Speaker 1>to go where the old Hollywood elites used to hang.

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<v Speaker 2>That sounds good. This will be coming out probably at

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<v Speaker 2>the end of Dry January for a lot of people.

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<v Speaker 2>I think I'm going dry January.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I'm dry sixty nine ing for sure this year.

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<v Speaker 1>That's my other resolution besides drinking in Greenland. After that

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<v Speaker 1>Marguerite and green I am gonna dry sixty nine. And

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<v Speaker 1>congratulations to everybody who did I know we just talked

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<v Speaker 1>about booze quite a bit and that chunk. But good

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<v Speaker 1>for you for everybody who yeah, got off and a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of them stayed off.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, thank you, Scotty. Second episode of the year, pal.

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