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Speaker 2: Oh delight, what a dream of dreams.

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Speaker 1: The reason really is because this isn't a headline that's

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Speaker 1: just a nice way to dive in to twenty twenty five.

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Speaker 1: Meet the retired couple on a mission to visit every

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Speaker 2: Oh that sounds like a delightful a bunch of people

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Speaker 1: That's right. Well, let's let's do a peaceful one.

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Speaker 2: Strap on your traveling shoes and get ready to stroll

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Speaker 2: through this delightful episode of Bananas Bananas World.

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Speaker 1: Would you.

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Speaker 3: Billion pieces?

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Speaker 2: Would you got it? Guys, gals, non binary pals, Welcome

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Speaker 2: to the to the delightful, relaxing lounge that is Bananas.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, let's just let's just kick up our feet and

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Speaker 1: whatever you're doing wherever you are, just exhale, relax. Don't

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Speaker 1: close your eyes if you're driving, but if you are driving,

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Speaker 1: But let's all just agree to relax. This is going

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Speaker 1: to be a simple episode where we just try to

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Speaker 1: entertain you with strangeness and old school male friendship.

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Speaker 2: No news that will make you sad. Here, we're all

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Speaker 2: gearing up. We're all gearing up for a bunch of

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Speaker 2: new sad news. Guess what it's not here in this universe.

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Speaker 1: Nope, unlocked. I'm doing the door to.

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Speaker 2: The Bananas universe where everything is funny and very delightful.

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Speaker 1: Yep. So you're just gonna have to deal with feeling

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Speaker 1: good for fifty to fifty three minutes. And sorry, but

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, sorry, my apologies. Send across for me is

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Speaker 2: the delightful and wonderful Scottie land Is.

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Speaker 1: And standing across from me is the one and only

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Speaker 1: Kurt Brown Older, How you doing, buddy.

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Speaker 2: I'm standing desk, folks. People, studies have come out. They

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Speaker 2: don't help your health at all.

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Speaker 1: Oh see, I was thought sitting down was bad for you.

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Speaker 2: But still love a stand and desk. I still love

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Speaker 1: I like it too, I have one. I think they're great.

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Speaker 2: I think it's fantastic to go up and down. That's

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Speaker 2: the trick. If it's just standing. If this was constantly,

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Speaker 2: I was sick and tired.

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Speaker 1: I've never done a walking desk. That seems difficult for

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Speaker 2: I think I wonder if I could podcast while walking.

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Speaker 2: I bet I bet you I'd be a better podcaster

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Speaker 2: while walking.

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Speaker 1: We could try to do a walking episode. We could

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Speaker 1: put batteries in the zooms and we can walk around.

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Speaker 1: We can do a we can do a walk in chat.

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Speaker 2: Oh, let's do a walk in chat this year. Look

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Speaker 1: Print out my stories and we'll just do a walk

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Speaker 1: and chat. Yeah, we'll do an outdoors episode. That's great.

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Speaker 1: We have a lot of nature lovers, so everybody's welcome

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Speaker 1: this podcast. We're coming from around the world. Apparently eighty

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Speaker 1: five countries listened to Bananas, So hello to eighty all

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Speaker 1: eighty five and Kurt I picked this story. And I

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Speaker 1: say that statistic because my Newyear's resolution this year is

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Speaker 1: I want to have a margarita in Greenland.

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Speaker 2: I know about Greenland is that the is nothing. I

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Speaker 1: These are legends doing every pub and everyone cheered. While

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Speaker 2: Does that mean just like poking your head in? I

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Speaker 2: That's what it means, like poking your head into not

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Speaker 1: no no. Really good staff, have great locals who want

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Speaker 2: I'll look it up. What does pokes mean?

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Speaker 1: It feels like an excuse.

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Speaker 1: That is so funny. Adelaide. Oh so here's this is

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Speaker 2: Like if I'm going to Australia, I want that book,

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Speaker 1: but more often than not, it's the thirst thwarting pubs

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Speaker 1: of tiny towns that tick all the boxes, like Queensland's

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Speaker 1: Ninda Gully Pub. I mean, who doesn't want to get

435
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Speaker 1: sauced at Ninda Gully Pub?

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Speaker 2: And probably you can probably get a meat pie with

437
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Speaker 2: your drink there. Meat Australian meat pies are so good

438
00:22:45,119 --> 00:22:49,080
Speaker 2: and delightful. It beats a hot dog. Honestly, it beats

439
00:22:49,080 --> 00:22:50,879
Speaker 2: a hot dog, oh so much better.

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Speaker 1: It has been easy in the windsor motor home they've

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Speaker 1: dubbed Pubsy. So they just named their caravan Pubsey.

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Speaker 2: I love that. That's great.

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Speaker 1: Why or think it? Why? Over instant first thought, best thought,

444
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Speaker 1: This is pobsy. Get in, babe, We're gonna go drinking.

445
00:23:09,280 --> 00:23:12,760
Speaker 1: The Keysies have driven through creek beds, along flooded dirt

446
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Speaker 1: roads and dirt standstill traffic, and navigated a global pandemic,

447
00:23:16,200 --> 00:23:18,960
Speaker 1: not to mention motor home repairs, all just to get

448
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Speaker 1: to the pub, but for the positive pair of their drinks,

449
00:23:22,320 --> 00:23:25,000
Speaker 1: typically a Guinness or an espresso martini.

450
00:23:25,359 --> 00:23:26,760
Speaker 2: For Ursula, that.

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Speaker 1: Those are really having another moment.

452
00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:31,640
Speaker 2: By the way, they are so much having them.

453
00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:35,600
Speaker 3: They're everywhere, is so popular.

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Speaker 2: I have never had one. It seems too sweet.

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Speaker 1: You would love one. I feel all those drinks. Yeah,

456
00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:46,480
Speaker 1: they're also they can get you a little pumped up,

457
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Speaker 1: and that's fine too, But they are truly having a moment.

458
00:23:53,160 --> 00:23:55,639
Speaker 1: Or they like local beers on tap or gin and tonic.

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Speaker 1: For Andrew, I think that's great. And so five years

460
00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:03,199
Speaker 1: into their ten year mission, here I'll wrap it up

461
00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:06,919
Speaker 1: with this. They've now gone to a pub in Queensland,

462
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Speaker 1: South Australia, Northern Territory, in the bulk of Western Australia

463
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Speaker 1: under their belt. We're two years ahead of schedule, Andrew says.

464
00:24:12,600 --> 00:24:15,359
Speaker 1: The pair has developed a bit of a reputation. Eagle

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Speaker 1: eedpublicans anticipate their arrival, usher them in and eagerly pour

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Speaker 1: them each a drink on the house that rules. In

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Speaker 1: fact bartenders, no publicans know they are and are like,

468
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Speaker 1: get in here and are celebrating it. This is great spirit.

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Speaker 1: I love this energy. Over the final few weeks of

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Speaker 1: twenty twenty four, so that'll be twenty thirty five, their

471
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Speaker 1: followers will see them continue their journey throughout Western Australia,

472
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Speaker 1: returning to Sydney for a brief break, and then they say,

473
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Speaker 1: we're going to do our four thousandth pub in Victoria

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Speaker 1: and our five thousandth in Tasmania, and then eventually we're

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Speaker 1: going to finish at the Rocks in New South Wales,

476
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Speaker 1: says Andrew. They've got nothing but time, open road and

477
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Speaker 1: thousands of pints ahead of them.

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Speaker 2: Oh that sounds so great. Also, the driving in Australia

479
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Speaker 2: is is legend. It is so crazy because everything's just

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Speaker 2: far away, especially in Tasmania. Like if you go out

481
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Speaker 2: to like these little little places you can be driving on,

482
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Speaker 2: like the road to It is a dirt dirt road

483
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Speaker 2: that you have to drive down for like three hours

484
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Speaker 2: in it's crazy. Whoa, yeah, it is, really is. It

485
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Speaker 2: is a delightful adventure. Good they're gonna we're gonna do

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Speaker 2: their last one in Tasmania, maybe in Hobart. That makes

487
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Speaker 2: sense in Hobart to go do it at the South or.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, or they said, uh oh no, the last one's

489
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Speaker 1: gonna be at the Rocks in New South Wales. So

490
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Speaker 1: ban animals in Australia will keep following on Instagram and

491
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Speaker 1: go meet up with them. If they're in your town,

492
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Speaker 1: go buy them a beer. That seems so friendly and

493
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Speaker 1: nice and social and also let's just Andrew and Nursula

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Speaker 1: keys Bananas of the week.

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Speaker 2: Hell yeah, you know. My most surprising thing. I think

496
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Speaker 2: one of the most surprising things I found about Australia

497
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Speaker 2: is how much they value good coffee.

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Speaker 4: I did not know you were going to say that, right, No,

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Speaker 4: it's it's against everything, like you don't and they're they're like, oh, well,

500
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Speaker 4: you haven't had you know, you haven't had an Australian cappuccino.

501
00:26:29,480 --> 00:26:33,840
Speaker 2: And then the cappuccinos are like just amazing. They're just

502
00:26:33,880 --> 00:26:36,680
Speaker 2: so good. They're like they you know, it's like rivals

503
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Speaker 2: being in Italy or in France. That was in Melbourne

504
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Speaker 2: at least, I don't know about the other places, but

505
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Speaker 2: they was, and everyone would talk about it like this.

506
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Speaker 2: But also they didn't understand that I wanted three shots

507
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Speaker 2: over ice with some milk. Like everyone was like, what

508
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Speaker 2: what do you want? And it was like three shots

509
00:26:56,680 --> 00:26:59,640
Speaker 2: over ice with some milk, and they're like that doesn't

510
00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:02,360
Speaker 2: not a drink here. I'm like, well, we're gonna make

511
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Speaker 2: it one.

512
00:27:02,960 --> 00:27:06,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's pretty easy to make. It's two poles and

513
00:27:06,400 --> 00:27:08,560
Speaker 1: I'm gonna drink it and milk comes from a cow

514
00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:12,400
Speaker 1: and it's pretty easy. That's but that's such a fun adventure.

515
00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:14,680
Speaker 1: What a great I mean, that's a fun retirement. I

516
00:27:15,520 --> 00:27:18,359
Speaker 1: almost hope that they like slow down and enjoy it

517
00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:20,719
Speaker 1: a little bit more. They're they're really racing through it,

518
00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:23,440
Speaker 1: like maybe they need to start doing like two bar

519
00:27:23,760 --> 00:27:27,600
Speaker 1: two pubs a day, not three. You gotta stretch this out.

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00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:31,480
Speaker 1: They look pretty fit. They look pretty fit. Indeed, that's

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Speaker 1: a great one. Also, you I haven't old or I

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Speaker 1: have a story I haven't done yet. That'll do for

523
00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:43,000
Speaker 1: a second story about coffee. Since you brought that up,

524
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Speaker 1: I think you're gonna like it.

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Speaker 2: Nice, Okay, do it?

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00:27:46,440 --> 00:27:46,719
Speaker 1: Do it?

527
00:27:46,760 --> 00:27:47,520
Speaker 2: I want to hear it.

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00:27:47,720 --> 00:27:48,560
Speaker 1: You just want me to dive in.

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Speaker 2: Yes, Scotty, why don't you? Why don't you just tell

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Speaker 2: us another one?

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Speaker 1: I'm loving all right, we'll do a double dip. But

532
00:27:54,520 --> 00:27:57,080
Speaker 1: there's no rules. We make the rules on bananas and

533
00:27:57,720 --> 00:28:01,520
Speaker 1: there are no rules. Just get nicer, not meaner. That's

534
00:28:01,520 --> 00:28:06,239
Speaker 1: our whole thing. Marmoda eight sent this in thank you.

535
00:28:06,359 --> 00:28:09,679
Speaker 1: I double checked this, actually triple checked this because of

536
00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:13,840
Speaker 1: the website, Kurt Okay, and also the writer of this article.

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00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:16,520
Speaker 1: They made me say, let me do a little deeper

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Speaker 1: dive Google. This was on Oddity Central.

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00:28:19,880 --> 00:28:22,240
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I guess you got a double check Odity

540
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Speaker 2: Central every once in a while, don't you.

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Speaker 1: Well, when it's written by Spooky, you want to look

542
00:28:28,359 --> 00:28:30,640
Speaker 1: into it. I mean, Spooky's good. Don't get me wrong.

543
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Speaker 2: I don't think it's the first time we've done a

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Speaker 2: spooky article on Oddity Central.

545
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Speaker 1: Me too. And when Spooky tickles those lovely typing keys,

546
00:28:41,360 --> 00:28:45,440
Speaker 1: they he she, maybe it's a robot. I don't know, right,

547
00:28:45,920 --> 00:28:50,360
Speaker 1: really well, like very good journalism, peak stuff best in

548
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Speaker 1: the bees. At nine hundred and twenty eight milligram caffeine

549
00:28:57,120 --> 00:29:00,160
Speaker 1: per serving, the world's strongest coffee is not for the

550
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Speaker 1: faint of heart.

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00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:04,160
Speaker 2: What nine hundred and twenty eight.

552
00:29:04,440 --> 00:29:09,720
Speaker 1: Milligram caffeine per serving the world's strongest coffee is not

553
00:29:09,800 --> 00:29:11,120
Speaker 1: for the feint of heart?

554
00:29:11,240 --> 00:29:13,320
Speaker 2: Oh, you would have a heart. I mean like if

555
00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:18,440
Speaker 2: I have two hundred or two fifty milligrams and I

556
00:29:18,520 --> 00:29:20,120
Speaker 2: drink a lot of coffee.

557
00:29:19,920 --> 00:29:25,160
Speaker 1: And you're a big guy, that.

558
00:29:24,200 --> 00:29:27,360
Speaker 2: That definitely could kill you. Nobody's drinking this.

559
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:34,560
Speaker 1: Or are they? Biohazard coffee is recognized as the strongest

560
00:29:34,680 --> 00:29:38,440
Speaker 1: coffee in the world. It has a caffeine content of

561
00:29:38,640 --> 00:29:43,800
Speaker 1: nine hundred twenty eight milligrams per twelve ounce cup. That's

562
00:29:43,840 --> 00:29:47,200
Speaker 1: a small cup, which.

563
00:29:46,960 --> 00:29:49,840
Speaker 2: Is more beliefs. That means one sip is like having

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Speaker 2: a cup of coffee.

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00:29:52,440 --> 00:29:55,520
Speaker 1: I know. It's so good, truly banatas which is more

566
00:29:55,560 --> 00:29:58,840
Speaker 1: than double the daily recommended dose of caffeine and a

567
00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:02,800
Speaker 1: lot more than your average energy drink. The title of

568
00:30:02,840 --> 00:30:06,120
Speaker 1: world strongest coffee has been attributed to various brands over

569
00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:11,760
Speaker 1: the last decade. In twenty thirteen, we wrote about Death Wish,

570
00:30:12,080 --> 00:30:15,560
Speaker 1: a blend that promised two hundred percent the caffeine content

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00:30:15,760 --> 00:30:19,040
Speaker 1: of most average dark roasts. Shout out to our friend

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00:30:19,080 --> 00:30:23,280
Speaker 1: Aaron Erman and Page Roasters and Champagne Illinois, Champagne Alan

573
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Speaker 1: most of the country.

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00:30:24,440 --> 00:30:27,080
Speaker 2: Aaron just let us know that someone was ordering some

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Speaker 2: coffee from them and said, hey, by the way, I

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00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:36,120
Speaker 2: heard about John Bananas, so little Bananimal community is pretty.

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Speaker 1: Cool, pretty good. They promised two hundred percent of the

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00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:45,160
Speaker 1: average dark roast. Then there was Black Insomnia Coffee. They're

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Speaker 1: good at naming their roasters, that's for sure, a brand

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00:30:48,600 --> 00:30:52,040
Speaker 1: that boasted caffeine content of seven hundred and two milligrams

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00:30:52,560 --> 00:30:56,520
Speaker 1: per twelve ounce cup. But now we have another title holder,

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Speaker 1: and this one is going to be difficult to beat.

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Speaker 1: It was long unch In twenty sixteen, Biohazard Coffee has

584
00:31:03,400 --> 00:31:06,800
Speaker 1: established itself as the strongest coffee money can buy anywhere

585
00:31:06,840 --> 00:31:10,239
Speaker 1: in the world, with caffeine content that barely makes it

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00:31:10,280 --> 00:31:11,120
Speaker 1: safe to consume.

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00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:13,840
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, wait, you can actually buy this. I'm looking

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00:31:13,840 --> 00:31:14,320
Speaker 2: it up.

589
00:31:14,680 --> 00:31:17,200
Speaker 1: Like biohazard coffee. There's a website and everything. That's what

590
00:31:17,240 --> 00:31:18,880
Speaker 1: I looked up. I was like, there's no way, man,

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00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:23,720
Speaker 1: it's it's way. The Food and Drug Administration recommends up

592
00:31:23,760 --> 00:31:27,160
Speaker 1: to four hundred milligrams of caffeine per day for adults

593
00:31:27,200 --> 00:31:30,880
Speaker 1: with no increased risk factors like heart disease, also mentioning

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00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:35,560
Speaker 1: that rapidly consuming around one two hundred milligrams of caffeine

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00:31:35,600 --> 00:31:42,080
Speaker 1: is enough to induce excuse me, DEI induce poison like

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00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:46,440
Speaker 1: symptoms such as seizures. With a caffeine content of nine

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00:31:46,560 --> 00:31:49,240
Speaker 1: hundred and twenty milligrams per twelve ounce cup, biohazard coffee

598
00:31:49,280 --> 00:31:52,160
Speaker 1: is definitely a risky beverage to consume. So but animals

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00:31:52,160 --> 00:31:53,040
Speaker 1: don't consume this.

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Speaker 2: No, no, it exists not And I'm happy I looked

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Speaker 2: it up and it's it's beans. You get a beans

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00:31:58,120 --> 00:31:59,800
Speaker 2: or you can get a ground. I'm so happy that

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00:31:59,840 --> 00:32:03,600
Speaker 2: it's not a can of uh of like that a

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00:32:03,680 --> 00:32:07,080
Speaker 2: kid could get to, because I definitely would when as

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00:32:07,080 --> 00:32:09,440
Speaker 2: a teenager, I would be like, that's all we were

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00:32:09,560 --> 00:32:11,920
Speaker 2: obsessed with, like Joel, it was just drink Joel, and

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00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:16,240
Speaker 2: you know, I would have totally been like we gave

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00:32:16,360 --> 00:32:21,000
Speaker 2: Jimmy three cans of biohazard and then his heart exploded.

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00:32:21,560 --> 00:32:25,040
Speaker 1: I know four loco, the original four logo went hard.

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00:32:25,160 --> 00:32:27,920
Speaker 1: I only drank that twice, I think once with you,

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Speaker 1: and I loved it. Yeah it was. It was pretty wild.

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00:32:32,040 --> 00:32:34,360
Speaker 1: But people drink four of those and you're like, see

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Speaker 1: you in the er.

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Speaker 2: It would Those would be the wildest nights, the four

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Speaker 2: Loco nights where it was just like, we're just gonna

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Speaker 2: do it it crazy.

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00:32:44,080 --> 00:32:46,440
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we did too. And then they switched the

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00:32:46,520 --> 00:32:48,560
Speaker 1: recipe up and college kids drank them till they died.

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Speaker 1: It was a tragedy. It should not have happened, but

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Speaker 1: it did. Treat bio hazard coffee and animals like like

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Speaker 1: walking up and slapping a gorilla in the face. Yeah,

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00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:04,760
Speaker 1: you could certainly do that. You could, but do not

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Speaker 1: do that. It is not going to end well for

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Speaker 1: you or anybody involved. We wanted a good jolt of

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Speaker 1: energy for our long days without having to sacrifice the taste.

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00:33:15,200 --> 00:33:19,480
Speaker 1: Biohazard co founder Yona tan pinn Hazoff said about creating

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Speaker 1: the world's strongest coffee after countless hours of drinking horrible

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00:33:22,720 --> 00:33:25,800
Speaker 1: tasting coffee that promised high energy levels. We decided to

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Speaker 1: take it into our own hands. We thought about all

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Speaker 1: the other people that were just like us, self starters,

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00:33:32,160 --> 00:33:36,440
Speaker 1: parents with long days, grad students, eight hour workday people.

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00:33:36,760 --> 00:33:40,160
Speaker 1: How could we just make this better for everyone? You know,

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00:33:40,280 --> 00:33:43,600
Speaker 1: just lower doses of lower caffeine, just enjoying cups of

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00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:45,920
Speaker 1: coffee throughout the day might be a little better, would

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00:33:45,960 --> 00:33:50,360
Speaker 1: be my vote. I don't even like. Well, we'll get

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00:33:50,360 --> 00:33:52,240
Speaker 1: into this in a second. A warning on the package.

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00:33:52,320 --> 00:33:54,880
Speaker 1: Let's consumers know that, at nine hundred and twenty eight

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00:33:54,920 --> 00:33:58,880
Speaker 1: milligrams per two amounts, this coffee contains four times the

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Speaker 1: caffeine of the coffee your barista normally serves you, and

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00:34:02,600 --> 00:34:05,720
Speaker 1: that it may result in overproductivity all nighters in the

641
00:34:05,760 --> 00:34:10,400
Speaker 1: occasional feeling of invincibility. I mean, yeah, well they're targeting

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00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:11,600
Speaker 1: speed freaks.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, man, so you know what they have at seven eleven.

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Speaker 2: I just found out, no idea. It's pretty dope for

645
00:34:20,640 --> 00:34:23,759
Speaker 2: people who because like seven eleven or things like it,

646
00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:25,960
Speaker 2: are oftentimes on road trips the only place you can

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Speaker 2: get a cup of coffee you need to stay awake

648
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:30,959
Speaker 2: to keep driving, that sort of thing. So they now

649
00:34:31,120 --> 00:34:35,000
Speaker 2: have little you know, like the little creamers they have,

650
00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:38,719
Speaker 2: so instead of a little creamer, it's a shot of

651
00:34:38,840 --> 00:34:42,000
Speaker 2: espresso and it's just there with the cream. So when

652
00:34:42,040 --> 00:34:45,680
Speaker 2: you get your regular drip coffee, you can just pour

653
00:34:45,760 --> 00:34:49,200
Speaker 2: in like three or four shots of espresso into your

654
00:34:49,200 --> 00:34:53,520
Speaker 2: regular coffee. And that is exactly what I've been looking

655
00:34:53,600 --> 00:34:58,359
Speaker 2: for in coffee from a gas station for forever, because

656
00:34:58,360 --> 00:34:59,640
Speaker 2: it's always not strong enough.

657
00:35:00,280 --> 00:35:05,840
Speaker 1: Sometimes things work out, you know, sometimes things get better,

658
00:35:06,360 --> 00:35:09,120
Speaker 1: and that sounds like an upgrade. I haven't had a

659
00:35:09,120 --> 00:35:10,840
Speaker 1: seven eleven coffee in a while, but I do remember

660
00:35:10,960 --> 00:35:11,799
Speaker 1: being pretty good.

661
00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:15,040
Speaker 2: It's fine. I mean there's different types of it now

662
00:35:15,040 --> 00:35:17,960
Speaker 2: and they have like cappuccino and espresso. You know, it's

663
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:18,560
Speaker 2: pretty good.

664
00:35:18,600 --> 00:35:20,319
Speaker 1: Like you said on a road chip, I'm sure in

665
00:35:20,400 --> 00:35:24,560
Speaker 1: Japan they rule. I'm sure the seven elevens are so great.

666
00:35:26,040 --> 00:35:28,200
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they have the best ATMs. It's a great

667
00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:32,799
Speaker 1: place to be. Biohazard recommends that use our coffee after

668
00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:35,399
Speaker 1: building up a high tolerance and proceed with caution, noting

669
00:35:35,440 --> 00:35:37,520
Speaker 1: that this is not coffee for the faint hearted. I mean,

670
00:35:37,560 --> 00:35:40,080
Speaker 1: it's crazy, Biohazar. Here we go. This will give it

671
00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:44,520
Speaker 1: some wee real world comparisons biohazard coffee contains more caffeine

672
00:35:44,520 --> 00:35:48,440
Speaker 1: by volume than almost every energy drink, although the latter

673
00:35:49,760 --> 00:35:53,160
Speaker 1: energy drinks contain taurine and other stimulants. But still, nine

674
00:35:53,239 --> 00:35:56,600
Speaker 1: hundred and twenty milligrams is oh. Here, Just to put

675
00:35:56,600 --> 00:36:01,960
Speaker 1: in perspective, a sixteen ounce McDonald's coffee contains one hundred

676
00:36:01,960 --> 00:36:06,560
Speaker 1: and fifty milligrams. Okay, so that's sixteen ounces one fifty.

677
00:36:06,680 --> 00:36:09,880
Speaker 1: So there's this twelve nine to twenty eight. And then

678
00:36:10,239 --> 00:36:13,200
Speaker 1: I was a red Bull guy eight point three whatever,

679
00:36:13,239 --> 00:36:15,080
Speaker 1: eight point four ounce can of Red bull is only

680
00:36:15,120 --> 00:36:19,680
Speaker 1: eighty milligrams, so this is like, this is like almost

681
00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:24,320
Speaker 1: what eleven eleven red red bulls. Yeah, eleven and a

682
00:36:24,360 --> 00:36:25,200
Speaker 1: half Red bulls.

683
00:36:25,239 --> 00:36:27,880
Speaker 2: Eleven and a half Red bulls. Imagine. That's a great

684
00:36:27,880 --> 00:36:29,360
Speaker 2: way to put it in perspective.

685
00:36:29,400 --> 00:36:32,239
Speaker 1: So don't drink it. Just know it's there.

686
00:36:32,560 --> 00:36:33,319
Speaker 2: Just know it's there.

687
00:36:34,320 --> 00:36:39,799
Speaker 1: Have enjoy lower octane coffees for longer throughout the day,

688
00:36:39,920 --> 00:36:42,400
Speaker 1: and you don't need to go for four hundred milligrams.

689
00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:46,680
Speaker 3: Guys, but what was your first coffee, first coffee ever?

690
00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:48,480
Speaker 2: Yeah?

691
00:36:48,520 --> 00:36:52,200
Speaker 1: Well, I briefly dated an architect who drank.

692
00:36:52,560 --> 00:36:53,880
Speaker 2: Dated a coffee detect.

693
00:36:54,160 --> 00:36:56,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, you met her. I won't I won't name her,

694
00:36:56,600 --> 00:36:59,520
Speaker 1: but you met her. She was really nice and back

695
00:36:59,560 --> 00:37:00,160
Speaker 1: in New York.

696
00:37:00,360 --> 00:37:04,319
Speaker 2: Architects seems like a like a like a job that

697
00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:06,600
Speaker 2: only exists in movies for me, like, I don't think

698
00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:08,800
Speaker 2: I've ever met I guess I have met an architect,

699
00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:12,080
Speaker 2: but my god, I've always like I I would.

700
00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:14,360
Speaker 1: Love it was very lovely. Her friends were very boring.

701
00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:17,440
Speaker 1: I thought the same thing, like whenever you read something there,

702
00:37:17,480 --> 00:37:20,319
Speaker 1: you know, you read a page turning beach read, it's

703
00:37:20,360 --> 00:37:24,160
Speaker 1: like the studley guy or the smart gal is always

704
00:37:24,160 --> 00:37:27,320
Speaker 1: an architect. That's the sophisticated one, and then all the dinners.

705
00:37:27,320 --> 00:37:29,920
Speaker 1: Her friends were extremely boring. She was very nice and lovely.

706
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:36,440
Speaker 1: That's why I'm not naming her. But she in college,

707
00:37:36,560 --> 00:37:40,520
Speaker 1: in architecture school or whatever. She would stay up late

708
00:37:40,600 --> 00:37:43,160
Speaker 1: drafting with her other students, and they got hooked on

709
00:37:43,280 --> 00:37:48,120
Speaker 1: instant coffee. So not like Sanka, but Tanka, and so

710
00:37:48,440 --> 00:37:50,360
Speaker 1: she used to come over and make that. Because I

711
00:37:50,360 --> 00:37:52,440
Speaker 1: didn't drink coffee until I was like twenty eight.

712
00:37:52,360 --> 00:37:53,400
Speaker 2: Are you kidding me?

713
00:37:54,120 --> 00:37:56,319
Speaker 1: I didn't start drinking coffee until my first TV job

714
00:37:56,840 --> 00:38:01,560
Speaker 1: because I would fade in the afternoon at that hot

715
00:38:01,560 --> 00:38:05,360
Speaker 1: office that you worked in for Mega driving money from changers.

716
00:38:06,120 --> 00:38:08,640
Speaker 1: And I wrote through the winter. So when I started

717
00:38:08,680 --> 00:38:13,400
Speaker 1: in probably October, sun was setting, you know, four forty five,

718
00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:16,960
Speaker 1: and then it felt like the sun was hiding behind

719
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:20,919
Speaker 1: the buildings at I don't know three. So I started

720
00:38:20,960 --> 00:38:24,800
Speaker 1: drinking half cups of coffee at lyon TV on Hudson.

721
00:38:25,560 --> 00:38:29,319
Speaker 1: And now I love it, and now I can drink

722
00:38:29,400 --> 00:38:31,279
Speaker 1: it pretty much as much as I want, Like I

723
00:38:31,320 --> 00:38:33,279
Speaker 1: won't go out and drink two giant coal brews, but

724
00:38:34,160 --> 00:38:37,160
Speaker 1: coffee just has a very pleasant effect and I greatly

725
00:38:37,320 --> 00:38:40,239
Speaker 1: enjoy one or two cups a day.

726
00:38:40,320 --> 00:38:44,719
Speaker 3: Okay, what about you? I was twelve years I was

727
00:38:44,719 --> 00:38:47,200
Speaker 3: twelve years I was about to joke, were you seven

728
00:38:47,320 --> 00:38:47,800
Speaker 3: years old?

729
00:38:48,080 --> 00:38:52,160
Speaker 2: I was twelve years old and getting ready for school

730
00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:55,720
Speaker 2: in the morning with my mom. And my mom something

731
00:38:55,800 --> 00:38:58,840
Speaker 2: happened where like I dropped something or she dropped something,

732
00:38:59,360 --> 00:39:02,080
Speaker 2: and I just said fuck. And then it was the

733
00:39:02,120 --> 00:39:04,560
Speaker 2: first time I ever cursed in front of my mind. Oh.

734
00:39:04,560 --> 00:39:06,759
Speaker 2: And she looked at me and I was like, oh, no,

735
00:39:06,800 --> 00:39:10,240
Speaker 2: I'm going to get in trouble, and it was like

736
00:39:10,239 --> 00:39:13,600
Speaker 2: like a three count and then she just goes, you

737
00:39:13,600 --> 00:39:14,520
Speaker 2: want a cup? Of coffee.

738
00:39:17,840 --> 00:39:19,120
Speaker 1: That's a great story.

739
00:39:20,239 --> 00:39:23,160
Speaker 2: And then we went into the kitchen and like that

740
00:39:23,360 --> 00:39:25,960
Speaker 2: was the day I became a mayo, like it was.

741
00:39:27,640 --> 00:39:29,360
Speaker 2: And then it was like I was allowed to curse

742
00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:32,960
Speaker 2: in the house and and I drank coffee every morning.

743
00:39:34,160 --> 00:39:38,000
Speaker 1: It was awesome. It was like it was a great story.

744
00:39:38,160 --> 00:39:39,880
Speaker 2: I can't believe I've never told it. I thought I

745
00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:41,160
Speaker 2: told it on the podcast.

746
00:39:41,400 --> 00:39:45,680
Speaker 1: You may have the god, but I forgot it. If

747
00:39:45,719 --> 00:39:47,840
Speaker 1: you did, man, that is so good.

748
00:39:48,360 --> 00:39:51,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, I remember. It was just I thought i'd get

749
00:39:51,400 --> 00:39:54,600
Speaker 2: in trouble and she didn't. She just offered me a

750
00:39:54,640 --> 00:39:55,880
Speaker 2: cup of coffee.

751
00:39:56,320 --> 00:39:59,040
Speaker 1: Yeah. Man, that's your next that's your next cold open

752
00:39:59,080 --> 00:40:01,680
Speaker 1: of whatever TV highlight you. Right, that's such a great scene.

753
00:40:01,680 --> 00:40:03,520
Speaker 1: Tells you everything about the kid, tells you everything about

754
00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:05,880
Speaker 1: the mom. Yeah, that's a great man, that's a good

755
00:40:06,040 --> 00:40:09,360
Speaker 1: I love that good old barber just cranking out the

756
00:40:09,360 --> 00:40:13,000
Speaker 1: coffee to twelve year old pirate mouth Kurt Brown Owler

757
00:40:13,560 --> 00:40:15,319
Speaker 1: her pride, enjoy the apple of her eye.

758
00:40:15,360 --> 00:40:16,799
Speaker 2: And then we were just but you know, we're like

759
00:40:16,920 --> 00:40:18,719
Speaker 2: just buddies. Then you know, it's just like then we're

760
00:40:18,760 --> 00:40:21,000
Speaker 2: like all right, here we go. Also, at that time,

761
00:40:21,040 --> 00:40:23,040
Speaker 2: I was like six ' two, do you know what

762
00:40:23,080 --> 00:40:25,520
Speaker 2: I mean? So it's like your twelve year old who's

763
00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:28,920
Speaker 2: gigant A giant also seems a lot older.

764
00:40:29,680 --> 00:40:33,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, I wish there was the TV trope whenever anybody

765
00:40:33,520 --> 00:40:36,279
Speaker 1: visits anybody usually detectives or whatever. But it's just like

766
00:40:36,280 --> 00:40:38,279
Speaker 1: a cup of coffee or it's like just put some

767
00:40:38,360 --> 00:40:39,680
Speaker 1: on or I can make them real quick. It's like

768
00:40:39,920 --> 00:40:41,479
Speaker 1: coffee does take a little while.

769
00:40:41,680 --> 00:40:47,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, if the if detectives show up at my house anytime,

770
00:40:47,400 --> 00:40:49,160
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna be like you want a cup of coffee?

771
00:40:49,360 --> 00:40:49,920
Speaker 1: Us? I don't want to.

772
00:40:50,320 --> 00:40:53,040
Speaker 2: That's a long long period of time to have the

773
00:40:53,840 --> 00:40:55,520
Speaker 2: cops entertained in your home.

774
00:40:56,120 --> 00:40:58,840
Speaker 1: I'm not even unchaining the front door. I'm gonna be

775
00:40:58,840 --> 00:41:01,000
Speaker 1: like what and then can I talk to you? I'm

776
00:41:01,040 --> 00:41:03,040
Speaker 1: like no, And I'll put two of those seven to

777
00:41:03,040 --> 00:41:05,480
Speaker 1: eleven espresso pods out the door with my left hand

778
00:41:05,480 --> 00:41:07,840
Speaker 1: and drop it near their shoes and then slowly close

779
00:41:07,920 --> 00:41:09,920
Speaker 1: the door and never.

780
00:41:09,960 --> 00:41:12,399
Speaker 2: Don't want to be inhospitable No.

781
00:41:12,680 --> 00:41:15,520
Speaker 1: Also, maybe we're just raised wrong or something, But like

782
00:41:15,760 --> 00:41:18,520
Speaker 1: if you swung by and I wouldn't be like, do

783
00:41:18,560 --> 00:41:20,160
Speaker 1: you want a cup of coffee? I'd be like do

784
00:41:20,200 --> 00:41:22,040
Speaker 1: you want a beer or I'd be like, hey, I

785
00:41:22,040 --> 00:41:24,520
Speaker 1: can make you a martini real quick. I guess we're

786
00:41:24,600 --> 00:41:28,919
Speaker 1: just alcoholics. No, but I think we I just can't

787
00:41:28,960 --> 00:41:32,239
Speaker 1: imagine putting coffee on for somebody at like five pm, yeah,

788
00:41:32,239 --> 00:41:35,000
Speaker 1: and sitting there and holding with two hands.

789
00:41:35,080 --> 00:41:40,040
Speaker 2: But also the coffee, the coffee after dinner. Coffee used

790
00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:43,439
Speaker 2: to be so much weaker that you could have a meal,

791
00:41:43,640 --> 00:41:47,279
Speaker 2: have a couple of drinks, then drink coffee, and then

792
00:41:47,360 --> 00:41:48,600
Speaker 2: go directly to bed.

793
00:41:49,239 --> 00:41:53,160
Speaker 1: That's correct. That's crazy that my grandparents always woul drink.

794
00:41:53,239 --> 00:41:55,480
Speaker 1: My grandma would drink a cup of coffee after dinner.

795
00:41:55,200 --> 00:41:57,919
Speaker 2: As an older person too, who would be like more

796
00:41:57,960 --> 00:42:02,319
Speaker 2: sensitive to caffeine. Is it is wild? I just got

797
00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:04,880
Speaker 2: I just got kind of a little excited because tonight

798
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:08,240
Speaker 2: is Tonight's the last weekly hot tub.

799
00:42:08,400 --> 00:42:09,120
Speaker 1: I'll be there.

800
00:42:09,320 --> 00:42:13,640
Speaker 2: It's uh, it's just hours away for me. Currently, this

801
00:42:13,680 --> 00:42:16,160
Speaker 2: will be far in the past by this time, by

802
00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:18,440
Speaker 2: the time this comes out, But I kind of am.

803
00:42:19,480 --> 00:42:20,879
Speaker 2: I'm very excited about it.

804
00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:23,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, good, you should be. It's a very exciting thing.

805
00:42:24,320 --> 00:42:24,800
Speaker 2: Yeah.

806
00:42:25,040 --> 00:42:26,920
Speaker 1: I'm going to get there early. I think I mentioned

807
00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:28,719
Speaker 1: to you before. I'm going to get there I'm gonna

808
00:42:28,719 --> 00:42:29,640
Speaker 1: get there like six thirty.

809
00:42:29,960 --> 00:42:32,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's uh, that's good. I will also try and

810
00:42:32,360 --> 00:42:33,920
Speaker 2: reserve those two seats at the end of.

811
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:38,960
Speaker 1: Yes, the bathroom seats. I think Rachel's is covin Albertina.

812
00:42:39,239 --> 00:42:41,400
Speaker 1: I think I think a lot of people. Maybe the

813
00:42:41,719 --> 00:42:43,239
Speaker 1: Levano says it's gonna be fun.

814
00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:47,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, so a little story, little little story for me.

815
00:42:47,800 --> 00:42:50,520
Speaker 1: You got a little news story. Yeah, I got a couple.

816
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:51,720
Speaker 2: I got a couple.

817
00:42:52,400 --> 00:42:54,719
Speaker 1: We might only need one, but maybe do too.

818
00:42:54,800 --> 00:42:58,920
Speaker 2: Yeah one, I'll do this one. Since we've been doing drinks,

819
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:02,800
Speaker 2: this this just yels in line with what we've been doing.

820
00:43:03,239 --> 00:43:03,920
Speaker 1: I'm excited.

821
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:10,200
Speaker 2: Bob Miller High Life's new perfume smells like a dive bar.

822
00:43:10,760 --> 00:43:16,120
Speaker 2: Quote in a good way by a ton of people.

823
00:43:16,160 --> 00:43:19,319
Speaker 2: Thank you to everyone who sent this in. This was

824
00:43:19,360 --> 00:43:22,720
Speaker 2: in Food and Wine, So that's I love always reading

825
00:43:22,800 --> 00:43:26,800
Speaker 2: the dumbest articles in Food and Wine. Yeah. This was

826
00:43:26,840 --> 00:43:36,560
Speaker 2: written by Stacy Leska. Oh stay, Stacy, have you ever thought, man,

827
00:43:36,680 --> 00:43:38,600
Speaker 2: I really wish I could smell exactly like my favorite

828
00:43:38,640 --> 00:43:40,600
Speaker 2: dive bar. Well, guess what my love? Now is your

829
00:43:40,600 --> 00:43:43,480
Speaker 2: time to shine. On Tuesday, Miller High Life announced its

830
00:43:43,520 --> 00:43:46,040
Speaker 2: plans to release a brand new perfume that mixes all

831
00:43:46,080 --> 00:43:48,840
Speaker 2: the essential sense of a neighborhood dive bar. Honestly, I

832
00:43:48,880 --> 00:43:49,920
Speaker 2: want this, I kind.

833
00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:51,440
Speaker 1: Of do want it for you.

834
00:43:51,640 --> 00:43:55,360
Speaker 2: And it's called what else Miller High Life dive bar fume.

835
00:43:58,040 --> 00:44:01,560
Speaker 2: It's a great idea, and this isn't a scent for

836
00:44:01,680 --> 00:44:04,040
Speaker 2: any old time of year. According to a statement by

837
00:44:04,040 --> 00:44:08,319
Speaker 2: the brand, the premium fragments is somehow also ideal for

838
00:44:08,360 --> 00:44:10,759
Speaker 2: the holidays. We're not cut sure why or howbit will

839
00:44:10,760 --> 00:44:13,160
Speaker 2: take it. According to Miller High Life, the perfume quote

840
00:44:13,200 --> 00:44:16,600
Speaker 2: captures every familiar dive bar sent from the satisfying crack

841
00:44:16,680 --> 00:44:19,680
Speaker 2: of a freshly opened beer to the comforting, savory taste

842
00:44:19,680 --> 00:44:22,239
Speaker 2: of classic bar snacks. That's a lot to take in

843
00:44:23,239 --> 00:44:28,560
Speaker 2: the quote. Transformative blend, it added, includes notes of cedarwood

844
00:44:28,560 --> 00:44:33,520
Speaker 2: and pechuli. Yeeee okay, so every spritz takes you. You

845
00:44:33,560 --> 00:44:36,640
Speaker 2: know what, Patchuli isn't a bad smell on its own.

846
00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:40,400
Speaker 2: It's the fact that every time I've ever smelled patchuli,

847
00:44:40,960 --> 00:44:43,600
Speaker 2: it has been on a person who has not taken

848
00:44:43,640 --> 00:44:46,480
Speaker 2: a shower in a long time. And so the smell

849
00:44:46,520 --> 00:44:49,760
Speaker 2: of pachuli is always mixed with the smell of body odor,

850
00:44:50,600 --> 00:44:54,640
Speaker 2: and that smell is not a fun smell but pachuli itself.

851
00:44:54,760 --> 00:44:57,560
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, yeah, I get what you're saying. Yeah, I

852
00:44:57,640 --> 00:44:59,200
Speaker 1: go with you on that one quote.

853
00:44:59,200 --> 00:45:01,520
Speaker 2: So every sprits takes you back to that well loved

854
00:45:01,560 --> 00:45:04,759
Speaker 2: bar top and tobacco and leather, which are meant to

855
00:45:04,800 --> 00:45:08,360
Speaker 2: evoke the comforting musk of worn in barnstools, or tobacco

856
00:45:08,560 --> 00:45:14,560
Speaker 2: and leather. There are also notes of chompaca blossom.

857
00:45:14,640 --> 00:45:14,799
Speaker 1: Mm.

858
00:45:15,160 --> 00:45:16,920
Speaker 2: You know what, A lot of time I'm looking for

859
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:20,920
Speaker 2: that perfect smell. I'm always going for a chump paca blossom. Yeah,

860
00:45:21,040 --> 00:45:24,360
Speaker 2: me too, for that crisp refreshing aroma. They say the

861
00:45:24,440 --> 00:45:29,800
Speaker 2: eighth year of marriage is chumppaca blossom, that crisp refreshing aroma.

862
00:45:29,840 --> 00:45:33,120
Speaker 2: When the bartender crieks open. I'm just reading. I'm reading

863
00:45:33,640 --> 00:45:38,239
Speaker 2: marketing copy right now from Miller High Life and a

864
00:45:38,280 --> 00:45:40,799
Speaker 2: little whisper of sea salt. This is insane, okay. So

865
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Speaker 2: all these quotes and the sea salt is from the

866
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Speaker 2: basket of fries you look forward to at the end

867
00:45:46,160 --> 00:45:48,960
Speaker 2: of the night. So what the actual smell is if

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00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:55,960
Speaker 2: I take out all of their marketing quotes. Cearwood Petulli, Champaca, blossom,

869
00:45:56,000 --> 00:46:00,000
Speaker 2: sea salt. It could. It might not be that bad.

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Speaker 2: They're not gonna make it smell bad, that's the thing.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's interesting, cedar. Anybody who's ever had like, you know,

872
00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:13,759
Speaker 1: durables or closets with moths in it, Cedar, So you

873
00:46:13,760 --> 00:46:15,560
Speaker 1: can go a lot of ways. I don't know if

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Speaker 1: that's an ease into the evening smell. But then again,

875
00:46:19,600 --> 00:46:23,200
Speaker 1: maybe this is a proprietary blend that I would enjoy

876
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Speaker 1: with both nostrils. But also, no dive bar smells like that. No,

877
00:46:27,960 --> 00:46:29,759
Speaker 1: every dive bar does smell the same. You can walk

878
00:46:29,800 --> 00:46:32,480
Speaker 1: into it smells like years and years and years of

879
00:46:32,600 --> 00:46:35,439
Speaker 1: alcohol soaking in the wood getting mopped with the same

880
00:46:35,480 --> 00:46:37,840
Speaker 1: type of cleaners. Yeah, and then the next night the

881
00:46:37,880 --> 00:46:40,640
Speaker 1: same thing again, with like a little dash of blood

882
00:46:40,680 --> 00:46:42,920
Speaker 1: and a little dash of vomit and a little dash

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Speaker 1: of the mildew of having so many fluids inside a

884
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Speaker 1: closed area.

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00:46:50,760 --> 00:46:51,080
Speaker 2: There is.

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00:46:51,239 --> 00:46:53,000
Speaker 1: It doesn't smell gray in a die bar. And I

887
00:46:53,120 --> 00:46:54,000
Speaker 1: love dive bars.

888
00:46:54,040 --> 00:46:56,239
Speaker 2: I love dive bars. It's not a smell you would

889
00:46:56,239 --> 00:46:57,120
Speaker 2: want on your body.

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00:46:58,719 --> 00:47:01,720
Speaker 1: I think rustick in which the great wings that place

891
00:47:01,760 --> 00:47:04,120
Speaker 1: is so interesting because I love rustic In. It's a

892
00:47:04,239 --> 00:47:05,879
Speaker 1: it's a bar out here. If you want to get

893
00:47:06,440 --> 00:47:10,719
Speaker 1: Buffalo Wings in Los Angeles, you rustic In is a

894
00:47:10,760 --> 00:47:14,799
Speaker 1: great experience, and I recommend it's got great parking. It's

895
00:47:14,840 --> 00:47:17,919
Speaker 1: next to a Chinese restaurant called China Dynasty that has

896
00:47:18,400 --> 00:47:21,200
Speaker 1: my ties that we call Chai Daimities, And if you

897
00:47:21,280 --> 00:47:25,960
Speaker 1: drink three Chai Daimities, you might never get up off

898
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:29,560
Speaker 1: the floor. You might need biohazard coffee to feel alive again.

899
00:47:29,800 --> 00:47:31,640
Speaker 2: Is it called China Dynasty. I thought it was called

900
00:47:31,719 --> 00:47:32,520
Speaker 2: Chai Dynasty.

901
00:47:32,640 --> 00:47:35,839
Speaker 1: It is, it's Chai Dynasty. Yeah, Chai Daimiti is a

902
00:47:36,040 --> 00:47:36,959
Speaker 1: delicious drink.

903
00:47:38,120 --> 00:47:39,680
Speaker 2: I had no idea that the end of my tie there.

904
00:47:39,719 --> 00:47:40,960
Speaker 2: I'll definitely go get that much.

905
00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:44,080
Speaker 1: Oh Curdi Bee, take the family, get everybody some sesame

906
00:47:44,200 --> 00:47:46,640
Speaker 1: chicken and some noodles, and then you just sit over there.

907
00:47:46,840 --> 00:47:50,080
Speaker 1: It looks like it's just fruit juice. And yeah, they

908
00:47:50,080 --> 00:47:51,320
Speaker 1: are good, they're strong.

909
00:47:51,360 --> 00:47:55,800
Speaker 2: Oh that sounds delightful. I'm interested in knowing what it

910
00:47:55,840 --> 00:47:57,840
Speaker 2: smells like. If anyone got any I just looked on

911
00:47:57,840 --> 00:48:00,839
Speaker 2: the website. Can't get them sold out. I couldn't find

912
00:48:00,840 --> 00:48:04,400
Speaker 2: I mean gone in a second. That is gone in

913
00:48:04,480 --> 00:48:05,200
Speaker 2: a second.

914
00:48:05,719 --> 00:48:10,000
Speaker 1: Well, every company now just makes a thing. Everybody's making stuff. Yeah,

915
00:48:10,120 --> 00:48:12,480
Speaker 1: you know the ranch bag you gave me two or

916
00:48:12,520 --> 00:48:16,120
Speaker 1: three years ago. Incredible. I get compliments all the time,

917
00:48:16,160 --> 00:48:18,600
Speaker 1: all the time, I'm sure right, And nobody even says

918
00:48:18,840 --> 00:48:21,279
Speaker 1: you must really like ranch Now. People just go that's

919
00:48:21,320 --> 00:48:23,680
Speaker 1: fun or that's awesome, or where'd you get that? Like

920
00:48:23,719 --> 00:48:26,880
Speaker 1: my friend gave it to me. It's a but now

921
00:48:26,920 --> 00:48:32,000
Speaker 1: everything you know they made drinkable mayo, they made wine

922
00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:34,840
Speaker 1: out of mayonnaise. That's a story. We got a lot. Uh,

923
00:48:34,960 --> 00:48:37,520
Speaker 1: They're just every product is making some other thing.

924
00:48:38,239 --> 00:48:42,640
Speaker 2: I went to, uh did a show in Boulder recently

925
00:48:42,680 --> 00:48:45,160
Speaker 2: opening for Kamal And then we went to a bar.

926
00:48:46,320 --> 00:48:51,200
Speaker 2: We went to, like a very fancy bar. What's it called. Oh,

927
00:48:51,239 --> 00:48:55,440
Speaker 2: there's one here, there's one here. It's like the classic.

928
00:48:56,120 --> 00:49:00,759
Speaker 1: Applebee's some small.

929
00:49:00,280 --> 00:49:03,160
Speaker 2: No, I can't remember it. And I asked them and

930
00:49:03,280 --> 00:49:05,600
Speaker 2: the server was very nice, and I asked her if

931
00:49:06,080 --> 00:49:08,759
Speaker 2: what her like like this is these are the kinds

932
00:49:08,760 --> 00:49:10,600
Speaker 2: of things I like, you just make me something like that.

933
00:49:10,640 --> 00:49:13,000
Speaker 2: And she's like, here's what the bartender made you And

934
00:49:13,080 --> 00:49:18,279
Speaker 2: it was tomato gin. Have you ever had tomato gin?

935
00:49:18,719 --> 00:49:18,919
Speaker 1: Yes?

936
00:49:18,960 --> 00:49:21,959
Speaker 2: I have actually, oh, Dead and Co. That's what that's.

937
00:49:22,120 --> 00:49:23,600
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Death and Co.

938
00:49:23,880 --> 00:49:25,840
Speaker 2: Death and Yeah, Dead and Co.

939
00:49:27,920 --> 00:49:30,960
Speaker 1: Grateful Dead Death and Company. Yeah.

940
00:49:31,080 --> 00:49:34,480
Speaker 2: Yeah. And they had tomato gin and it was not

941
00:49:35,040 --> 00:49:41,200
Speaker 2: my style, not for me, pretty gardeny, real tomato.

942
00:49:42,160 --> 00:49:42,600
Speaker 1: Yeah.

943
00:49:42,640 --> 00:49:45,080
Speaker 2: And if it's not with other tomato things, it's too

944
00:49:45,160 --> 00:49:47,800
Speaker 2: TOMATOI did what.

945
00:49:47,760 --> 00:49:50,520
Speaker 1: Keywords did you give that server to talk to the bartender?

946
00:49:51,120 --> 00:49:55,160
Speaker 2: Like? I like gin and vodka and crispness. That's what

947
00:49:55,200 --> 00:49:58,160
Speaker 2: I said. I don't want anything sweet. And then the

948
00:49:58,200 --> 00:49:59,960
Speaker 2: tomato gin is sweet. I didn't know you could just

949
00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:02,360
Speaker 2: make gin with whatever you found in the bottom of

950
00:50:02,440 --> 00:50:03,280
Speaker 2: like your fridge.

951
00:50:04,520 --> 00:50:07,359
Speaker 1: I do love a martini. It's a fun martini time.

952
00:50:07,400 --> 00:50:08,680
Speaker 1: I don't know if i'd want to do it with

953
00:50:08,760 --> 00:50:12,680
Speaker 1: a tomato gin martini, but it's close to bloody Mary

954
00:50:12,719 --> 00:50:15,480
Speaker 1: at that point. Yeah's funny. You were like, I wake

955
00:50:15,560 --> 00:50:18,600
Speaker 1: up early. I love putting my hands and feet in soil.

956
00:50:22,120 --> 00:50:29,959
Speaker 1: They're like, okay, we think we know. I enjoy cheeseless pizza.

957
00:50:30,120 --> 00:50:36,000
Speaker 1: I They're like, shut up, we know. Just the thing

958
00:50:36,760 --> 00:50:42,280
Speaker 1: an undrinkable beverage that's gonna cost you nineteen dollars. There's

959
00:50:42,360 --> 00:50:46,320
Speaker 1: really good olive oil gin, and really it is. Damn

960
00:50:46,400 --> 00:50:47,960
Speaker 1: you would love it. It's so good.

961
00:50:48,080 --> 00:50:50,440
Speaker 2: I always thought gin was one thing, and it's that

962
00:50:51,400 --> 00:50:54,800
Speaker 2: very aromatic, very herbal.

963
00:50:54,440 --> 00:50:57,040
Speaker 1: Taste to the gin, junipery juniper.

964
00:50:57,120 --> 00:50:59,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the only thing that I've had, and now

965
00:50:59,280 --> 00:51:01,319
Speaker 2: there's all these other and I'm like, oh, I don't

966
00:51:01,400 --> 00:51:04,520
Speaker 2: I think. I think gin is delightful. Now a gin marti.

967
00:51:04,560 --> 00:51:06,440
Speaker 2: I always gould to get a vodka martini. A gin

968
00:51:06,520 --> 00:51:10,440
Speaker 2: martini is nice if you ask them to do put

969
00:51:10,480 --> 00:51:12,840
Speaker 2: a little cucumber in there. That's nice.

970
00:51:13,400 --> 00:51:18,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, that is nice. I go Citadel gin okay, and

971
00:51:18,360 --> 00:51:24,920
Speaker 1: Noilely Pratt vermuth. Wow, that combination, okay, is life changing.

972
00:51:25,040 --> 00:51:27,719
Speaker 2: All right, that sounds very good. I'm gonna try that

973
00:51:27,760 --> 00:51:28,200
Speaker 2: next time.

974
00:51:28,520 --> 00:51:31,279
Speaker 1: I'll make sure I have some. Yeah. Noilely Pratt is

975
00:51:31,280 --> 00:51:34,200
Speaker 1: this French vermouth, and I think Citadel is French gin.

976
00:51:34,320 --> 00:51:37,000
Speaker 1: And that combination. You can do it up with a twist.

977
00:51:37,040 --> 00:51:39,120
Speaker 1: I don't even sometimes let's put an olive in it

978
00:51:39,200 --> 00:51:40,239
Speaker 1: just to make it look like.

979
00:51:40,160 --> 00:51:43,759
Speaker 2: A martini, no matter what, even if it's supposed to

980
00:51:43,800 --> 00:51:48,040
Speaker 2: be up. I love it, Scotty do, Yeah, go ahead.

981
00:51:48,239 --> 00:51:50,200
Speaker 1: I was gonna say we should do another Musso and

982
00:51:50,239 --> 00:51:52,279
Speaker 1: Frank Night. We should expand it out. We should do

983
00:51:52,320 --> 00:51:54,560
Speaker 1: like a six person instead of just a or we'll

984
00:51:54,600 --> 00:51:57,279
Speaker 1: do like quadruple or something. Yeah, we should do another

985
00:51:57,360 --> 00:52:00,560
Speaker 1: Musso and Frank hearing us all this Martinis, we need

986
00:52:00,600 --> 00:52:03,600
Speaker 1: to go where the old Hollywood elites used to hang.

987
00:52:03,680 --> 00:52:05,480
Speaker 2: That sounds good. This will be coming out probably at

988
00:52:05,520 --> 00:52:08,000
Speaker 2: the end of Dry January for a lot of people.

989
00:52:08,040 --> 00:52:09,799
Speaker 2: I think I'm going dry January.

990
00:52:10,160 --> 00:52:12,160
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm dry sixty nine ing for sure this year.

991
00:52:12,200 --> 00:52:15,279
Speaker 1: That's my other resolution besides drinking in Greenland. After that

992
00:52:16,160 --> 00:52:18,360
Speaker 1: Marguerite and green I am gonna dry sixty nine. And

993
00:52:18,400 --> 00:52:20,799
Speaker 1: congratulations to everybody who did I know we just talked

994
00:52:20,840 --> 00:52:23,880
Speaker 1: about booze quite a bit and that chunk. But good

995
00:52:23,920 --> 00:52:26,279
Speaker 1: for you for everybody who yeah, got off and a

996
00:52:26,280 --> 00:52:27,400
Speaker 1: lot of them stayed off.

997
00:52:28,600 --> 00:52:31,640
Speaker 2: Well, thank you, Scotty. Second episode of the year, pal.

998
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Speaker 1: I'm ready in the books. Thanks everybody for listening. You

999
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