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Speaker 1: The Jewel Show on demand. So anyway, I'm just sitting

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Speaker 1: there in traffic, drinking my coffee and applying some chapstick

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Speaker 1: to my incredibly supple yet chap lifts. And then what happens,

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Speaker 1: some Yahoo decides to cut me off, and you know what,

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Speaker 1: that really turns my crank, winds me up, grinds my

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Speaker 1: gears when I get cut off. So you know what

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Speaker 1: I did. I wrote down his license plate number, found

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Speaker 1: out where he lives, and I courted his wife until

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Speaker 1: she divorced him, that's right. And I also planted some

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Speaker 1: drugs in one of the boxes he was moving out

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Speaker 1: with and called the cops. And now he's in prison

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Speaker 1: for twenty five years and I'm married to his wife

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Speaker 1: and his kids are calling me Dad. You're talking about

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Speaker 1: I got revenge on that ahole Because getting cut off

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Speaker 1: in traffic really grinds my gears. I can't tell you

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Speaker 1: need help. This is the Jewel Show. And who hasn't

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Speaker 1: had a feeling like that? Oh my gosh, it is

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Speaker 1: the most thing that's just like terrible. I want to

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Speaker 1: just ruin that person's life right now, almost want to

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Speaker 1: crash my own cars. Sometimes it makes me so much well,

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Speaker 1: researchers just came out with a list of the biggest

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Speaker 1: a whole moves that people can do. I can go

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Speaker 1: over them right now. See if your pet peeve is

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Speaker 1: on the list, or see if you're on the list

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Speaker 1: for being a pet blocking someone else's driveway. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's rude, disregard, super rude, blocking anybody's driveway. Yeah, why

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Speaker 1: would you block a driveway? I don't know. Oh, you

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Speaker 1: know what with like deliveries and oh what happens all

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Speaker 1: the time? Actually with deliveries, people will block our driveway.

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Speaker 1: They do. How many time you annoying? How many times

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Speaker 1: has there been a big truck in front of our house?

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Speaker 1: A lot, a lot people who always pok in front

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Speaker 1: of my driveway when I want to leave. It's like

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Speaker 1: it's like they know that I'm about to leave it.

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Speaker 1: Who is an actual person driving a car that's parking

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Speaker 1: in front of people's driveways? I know one? You do? Yeah? Who?

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Speaker 1: Alex's sixteen year old daughter, Bella, my sixteen year old stepdaughter,

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Speaker 1: has a boyfriend named Jack. This dude always when he

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Speaker 1: comes to pick her up, parks in front of the driveway.

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Speaker 1: He's not coming in, he's just picking her up, but

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Speaker 1: she know, she makes him wait for like twenty minutes

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Speaker 1: before she comes out of the house, so he's pretty

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Speaker 1: much parked for twenty minutes wading. That's that's a power

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Speaker 1: move from me. I was going to go get coffee

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Speaker 1: the other morning and I walked out and there's Jack

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Speaker 1: test Jack just parked in front of the driveway. Old. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: now better than the block someone's driveway. Another pet peeve

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Speaker 1: that people have, they say one of the biggest day

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Speaker 1: hole moves you can do. This is from a new

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Speaker 1: list that came out from research. Is that a big

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Speaker 1: survey asking people their pet peeves. Eat food that isn't yours. Oh,

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Speaker 1: especially because like I want to, you know, make gains

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Speaker 1: in the gym. If you eat my food, I'm going

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Speaker 1: to kill you. I'm thinking of somebody else's plate that

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Speaker 1: could be too, okay, Yeah, I was thinking, like in

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Speaker 1: a frager, I mean both some people do that at

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Speaker 1: dinner and they don't even ask perm and they just

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Speaker 1: reach over and eat it or in offices. It's a

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Speaker 1: big deal, right, yeah, And especially if someone has their

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Speaker 1: name on it and you eat it. Dude, I'm like,

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Speaker 1: who are you? Why? Why would you want to eat

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Speaker 1: somebod else's food. Anyways, that's disgust and that person when

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Speaker 1: they're trying to be polite at dinner, they'll say, oh,

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Speaker 1: do you want to try my food? Because they're hoping

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Speaker 1: that you're going to say, oh, do you want to

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Speaker 1: try mine? Yeah, well I just asked he can bite

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Speaker 1: your food. Here's another big ahole move according to this list,

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Speaker 1: passing somebody on the road, right on the freeway or

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Speaker 1: a highway or just whatever, and then going slower in

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Speaker 1: front of them, so you pass them and then go

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Speaker 1: slower than they were going. Oh my break check. I

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Speaker 1: don't know why people do that. I know. And it's

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Speaker 1: like when somebody pulls out. When somebody pulls out, or

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Speaker 1: like at a light and they pull in front of

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Speaker 1: you right and then go slow and there's nobody behind.

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Speaker 1: It's like you couldn't have waited five seconds. Yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: so obnoxious. And another thing on the list, one of

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Speaker 1: hole moves you can do, according to this new survey,

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Speaker 1: is try to push through and exit a plane before

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Speaker 1: it's your time. Oh yo, just sit down and white,

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Speaker 1: thank you for bringing the Who does that? Why why why, Like,

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Speaker 1: and then you get stuck three rows ahead of yours

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Speaker 1: and then you feel like super awkward and everyone around

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Speaker 1: you was just glaring at you. Is so rude. I'm

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Speaker 1: always quick to jump up in the aisle when the

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Speaker 1: plane lands, but if I notice somebody coming down from

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Speaker 1: just get it. I just jump out like a linebacker

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Speaker 1: and said in front of him. Yeah, there was this

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Speaker 1: one like older lady. Oh, she ticked me off so bad.

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Speaker 1: It's like she was far back, twenty rows back. I

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Speaker 1: want to get off this plane. Like she wasn't. There

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Speaker 1: was no connection, nobody's anything. She wasn't even in a rush.

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Speaker 1: She was just like walking right, she was trying to

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Speaker 1: get ahead of everybody. I'm like, no, that's rude. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: And if it wasn't for those people, we would only foster.

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Speaker 1: Yeah they down. I know, watching people get their luggage

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Speaker 1: out of the overhead carrier. Oh, when a plane lands,

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Speaker 1: you realize how far how we have not evolved much

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Speaker 1: as a species at all. No one knows how to

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Speaker 1: grab a handle while bad right text in four one

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Speaker 1: oh six one, what's some of your biggest pet peeves.

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