Speaker 1: Hello the Internet.
Speaker 2: You said I was doing I was kind of doing
Speaker 2: a joker thing. Do you catch that exactly? Okay, let
Speaker 2: me do it again.
Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to season three thirty two.
Speaker 2: This is Too Weird for Me, Episode five of The
Speaker 2: Daily Saye guyst the production of iHeartRadio. This is the
Speaker 2: podcast we take a deep dive into America's shared consciousness.
Speaker 1: It's Friday, Yeah, April fifth, twenty twenty four.
Speaker 2: Put it in the air, put it in your hair,
Speaker 2: put it wherever you want to.
Speaker 1: Because it's first contact day. Shout out to aliens. Don't
Speaker 1: fuck us up too bad.
Speaker 2: It's gold Star Spouse's Day's National flash Drive Day.
Speaker 1: Does do people still use flash drives? The little the
Speaker 1: little key chain USB contracts exclusively.
Speaker 2: Okay, good, I got hundreds also National wins to day,
Speaker 2: I said, he shout.
Speaker 1: What, Let me just say, shoe. I'm the co host.
Speaker 1: I'm allowed to talk whenever I hear right. Oh, that's
Speaker 1: the deal. I'm not the guests this time. You're right,
Speaker 1: you're right. Go on, What did you want? How did
Speaker 1: joint interrupt? I wanted to say that my will, my
Speaker 1: living will, is stored on a flash drive. Now it's
Speaker 1: your turn. Oh really, yes, can I get that? See
Speaker 1: it's it's it's better if it's just said in passing
Speaker 1: and then ignored rather than wait but arguing what's starting?
Speaker 2: What happens if wait? But what happens if that thumb
Speaker 2: drive is destroyed? Is thy will no longer actionable?
Speaker 1: Pond? God's that's a great will be done. It would
Speaker 1: actually I wear it around my neck like an alpine
Speaker 1: skier in the Swiss Alps, like would wear a little
Speaker 1: thing of rum. So the upcoming Ai Beethoven dogs will
Speaker 1: find me. Wait you're talking about there?
Speaker 2: Wait in this version, you're saying you were a little
Speaker 2: thing around like a Saint Bernard does correct.
Speaker 1: Sorry, yes, Beethoven. Yet I'm trying to make this a
Speaker 1: non denominational, non religious show, so thank you so much.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because we are not woke, we are not pushing
Speaker 2: agenda like like Bob I gerst Disney is. Allegedly it's
Speaker 2: also National deep dish Pizza Day, National raisin and spice
Speaker 2: bar Day. I'm not a fan of raisins and shit,
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, Like, I'll eat some loose raisins, but I
Speaker 2: don't like it. In Beca's National Caramel Day. Do you
Speaker 2: say caramel or caramel?
Speaker 1: I say caramel, but that has to stiff. That's something
Speaker 1: I need to change, really, I guess. Yeah, it's a
Speaker 1: little like who do I think I am? All right?
Speaker 2: It's also it's also National Reader Roadmap Day. Yeah, shout
Speaker 2: out to the people just using paper maps and National
Speaker 2: GOP for broke Day. And that's a picture of a
Speaker 2: guy climbing a mountain. I don't know what that means,
Speaker 2: but hey, I know what being broke is like. So
Speaker 2: here we are. There's that who am? I guess what?
Speaker 2: It's Miles Gray Aka, I love bad Gum. That's Bozuka problems,
Speaker 2: and yeah I like Tzuka. I got Bozuka problems. If
Speaker 2: jugg any near is a Buzuka problem, bring his ass
Speaker 2: to Joe.
Speaker 1: Maybe he could solve them.
Speaker 2: Okay, shout out to Jimboku over there for the asap
Speaker 2: rocky fucking problems, because you know, we're talking a lot
Speaker 2: about Bazuka Joe recently, So shout out to that AKA.
Speaker 2: And I am pleased to be joined by Daddy long
Speaker 2: Legs himself. Then, the nicest guy in Philadelphia, the nicest
Speaker 2: guy wherever he is in any town, he is and
Speaker 2: one of our favorite people to have on the show,
Speaker 2: despite our ongoing feud off Mike, which sometimes translates to
Speaker 2: Mike and I'm sorry if that tension is palpable for
Speaker 2: the listener. But guess what, he's here and he's back.
Speaker 2: Please welcome mister Blake Wexler.
Speaker 1: Oh this is Blake Wexler aka. I can feel my
Speaker 1: heartbeat fast. Blake Me Holmes like Geist. I don't want
Speaker 1: to let Miles go till Jack's the light. Blake Me
Speaker 1: Holmes like Geist. Listen to me because my legs are big,
Speaker 1: big old plumpers. Baby. Oh oh, thank you. I've moved in.
Speaker 1: I've moved into the Geist house. Yeah you have, Yeah,
Speaker 1: took over Jack's lease. You have.
Speaker 2: Also, I feel like a lot of people don't remember
Speaker 2: the plumpers thing canonically does come from your appearance. That's
Speaker 2: when we I think it was when we were talking
Speaker 2: about the recumbent mic maybe and your big plumpers or
Speaker 2: what was.
Speaker 1: I went through a phase was only doing leg based
Speaker 1: exercises and that lasted about three years and uh yeah,
Speaker 1: so you know I was wearing a lot of elastic
Speaker 1: below the belt and yeah, I still have I still
Speaker 1: have the remnants of them, not as much muscle on
Speaker 1: them anymore. It's it's disgusting, to be completely honest, a
Speaker 1: lot of hanging. It looks like, uh yeah, like a
Speaker 1: like an old tarp and oversize tarp over my legs
Speaker 1: but skin so yeah. But anyway, it's something that I
Speaker 1: think now that I've co hosted two episodes. I believe
Speaker 1: now iHeart has to pay for my health insurance. That
Speaker 1: is true. That is true. That is true.
Speaker 2: You can send Yes, please send your medical bills. I'll
Speaker 2: give you an email address later. You can send it
Speaker 2: to thank I believe w dot H O C A
Speaker 2: R E. S at Iheartinsurance dot. I argue not Joaquin Phoenix. Okay,
Speaker 2: we are thrilled Blake to be joined in our thirds
Speaker 2: the third seat by repeat guests actually a wonderful comedian musician,
Speaker 2: and look, comedy and music go hand in hand. We
Speaker 2: all know that these are timing based arts, so of
Speaker 2: course one leads to X. You know X what's the
Speaker 2: word exceptional talent? In the other, they have a fucking
Speaker 2: solo show that they're bringing I can say internationally Ian
Speaker 2: Lockwood the Farewell Tour. He's bringing it to Brooklyn, Los Angeles, Maryland.
Speaker 2: I know that's a state. In the first two were cities,
Speaker 2: but we will respect Maryland. We will respect the crabs
Speaker 2: and also for the whole month of August in Edinburgh,
Speaker 2: Scotland for the Fringe.
Speaker 1: We've got mister lockw.
Speaker 3: Oh, thank you, thank you. You want to know how
Speaker 3: I got these scars? Got it?
Speaker 1: Welcome back, welcome back.
Speaker 3: It's still good to be back.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like last time you're on. I remember I had
Speaker 2: known you from your previous work on the internet where
Speaker 2: you had your your long blonde hair and then you
Speaker 2: cut it and then you said, don't don't mention my hair. Man.
Speaker 1: I trying. I'm trying to surprise my mom's with my
Speaker 1: hair cut when I for the holidays. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Oh, she was like, oh what a nice change, huge
Speaker 3: smile on her face.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, so you like it.
Speaker 3: She was like oh no, no, no no, and she
Speaker 3: just like grinned for the next three days.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 3: I love that she hated the blonde hair.
Speaker 2: Right right, Well, hey, look, it's good to see you.
Speaker 2: It's good to have you back. What's new with you?
Speaker 1: I mean doing a show at the Fringe.
Speaker 2: I know a couple of people are we've had on
Speaker 2: the show who have performed there is that. To me,
Speaker 2: that sounds like the most intimidating thing ever, because I
Speaker 2: just get to rant on a microphone every day and
Speaker 2: then move on and move on. I don't have to
Speaker 2: perfect anything. I can be as sloppy or nonsensical as
Speaker 2: I have to be. But for you putting together a
Speaker 2: show like at at the Festival of Festivals, for for
Speaker 2: you know, one person shows what what's what's your?
Speaker 1: What's your like? Right now?
Speaker 3: I am hyped. It's a lot of work. But basically
Speaker 3: the show is me doing like a Dua Lipa concert
Speaker 3: and Ariana Grande concert, but very funny, very goofy, and
Speaker 3: and I kill myself at the end. Oh wow, on Mike,
Speaker 3: every show I kill myself at the.
Speaker 2: End because it is the farewell tour and you want
Speaker 2: to make good on that. Okay, Ely, I.
Speaker 3: Get into a suicide pod at the end spoiler alert,
Speaker 3: which we are building. We are building right now?
Speaker 1: Wow?
Speaker 2: Wait, do you know you don't want to hide that?
Speaker 2: Do you don't you want people to know that that's
Speaker 2: part of the show. I feel like that's kind of
Speaker 2: like the magic of like, holy shit, this.
Speaker 3: Guy I actually I take the curtain off the suicide
Speaker 3: pod like ten minutes in and then I like goof
Speaker 3: around like I'm going to get into it constantly.
Speaker 2: Oh I love it, well, I'm going to get in
Speaker 2: wow wow wow.
Speaker 3: So yeah, I'm hyped. But mainly I'm just going because
Speaker 3: I want to get a Scottish husband because I already
Speaker 3: have American husband, and I just feel like it could work.
Speaker 1: It's network.
Speaker 2: Wait, you said you build it up, you already have
Speaker 2: an American husband, or you say I don't want an
Speaker 2: American husband.
Speaker 3: I do have an American husband. The guy been there,
Speaker 3: done that, He's great. I can have it. It's different countries.
Speaker 3: I can have a second.
Speaker 2: I feel a Scottish. The Scots are really in right now,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean. Yeah, a lot of people
Speaker 2: talking about being.
Speaker 1: Like, you know, I go to Edinburgh. Maybe find me
Speaker 1: a little Scottish booth thing, you know what I mean? Yeah?
Speaker 1: What's Mary Queen of doing? Is she? Is she around still?
Speaker 1: I think she might be dead.
Speaker 3: She's dead and my grandmother rest her heart, died a
Speaker 3: year or two ago, told me constantly that we were
Speaker 3: related to her. Now I'm pretty sure that's absolute bullshit.
Speaker 3: But I believe it. Are you Scottish, says my grandma.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean Ian Lockwood definitely. I mean Ian is
Speaker 2: already like a good British. You know, that's a Scottish
Speaker 2: she could be anywhere. English name Lockwood, Like when it's
Speaker 2: two English words, I'm like, that's an English name, Yeah,
Speaker 2: lock exactly.
Speaker 1: That ain't German, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: I feel like I'm going to go there and see
Speaker 3: someone who looks just like me, and maybe that.
Speaker 1: Doing this be my spider Man meme. You're like, you're
Speaker 1: Ian Lockwood too. You're gonna see a few of you. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: And for the listeners who don't know, you will be
Speaker 1: doing your show like every single day for a month,
Speaker 1: and I haven't I can't wait to watch more of
Speaker 1: your videos. But it sounds like you. The way you
Speaker 1: describe the show is high. It's more high energy then
Speaker 1: of course, like a lot of just like a pure
Speaker 1: stand up talking would be. And I know stand ups
Speaker 1: get exhausted from just talking like once a day for
Speaker 1: thirty days. When is your do you know what your
Speaker 1: time slot is? Because people these shows happen like during
Speaker 1: the day, in the morning, at night, like there's there's
Speaker 1: a bunch of different iterations of it.
Speaker 3: My time slot is ten to twenty pm, which is
Speaker 3: actually exactly where I wanted to be. That's awesome show. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and I threw in a bunch of dance I don't
Speaker 3: know why I talk. I'm learning to dance, and I
Speaker 3: threw in a bunch of dance breaks into the show.
Speaker 3: So I'm gonna be.
Speaker 1: Amazing.
Speaker 2: Well, look, if you're going to be out there, definitely
Speaker 2: check out Ian show. Or if you live in Brooklyn, LA,
Speaker 2: or the state of Maryland, you know, just just anywhere
Speaker 2: broadly in the state.
Speaker 1: You could be anywhere.
Speaker 2: Come to support all right, Ian, We're gonna get to
Speaker 2: know you a little bit better. First, we got to
Speaker 2: do what we do and tell people what we are
Speaker 2: going to be talking about. There's been a lot of
Speaker 2: articles about how maybe giving gen Z smartphones right that
Speaker 2: they were at the dawn of adolescence may have been
Speaker 2: a bad thing. There's a few different ideas around that,
Speaker 2: but I think generally smartphones all right, Like, I feel
Speaker 2: like we're in a place where people are kind of
Speaker 2: like fuck man, Like, is it that good anymore?
Speaker 1: Ian J? Where do you fit generationally?
Speaker 3: I am Jen Alpha I'm thirteen.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, no, just kidding.
Speaker 3: I'm a mid millennial and I am seeing this for myself.
Speaker 3: I keep my phone in the other room now, and
Speaker 3: also keep in mind ten Z lost like years of development,
Speaker 3: like sexual development.
Speaker 1: Yeah, truly, truly.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 1: That's like when I see videos of like these.
Speaker 2: I saw a video of these like young ass kids
Speaker 2: like at like a Sea World type park, like fucking
Speaker 2: with a mime who was just like performing.
Speaker 1: Like for no reason, like just fucking with them. Oh,
Speaker 1: I thought even they liked him. Nah, Yo, we're fucking
Speaker 1: with this mine. I even with the mine. They were
Speaker 1: fucking with this mine, that's say, And like it was
Speaker 1: just kind of this weird thing.
Speaker 2: I'm like, what the fuck, Like when I was a kid,
Speaker 2: like like you just know, like yo, let the mind
Speaker 2: do their fucking thing.
Speaker 1: If you don't like it, then just talk shit, you know,
Speaker 1: and snicker behind you know, like from your seat. Don't
Speaker 1: go up to them try and blow their hat off anyway.
Speaker 1: I don't know I bring that up. That's like me
Speaker 1: being like a crabby old man, like leave that mime alone. No, no,
Speaker 1: I think you're defending that mime. And speaking of I
Speaker 1: do have a gripe with the Edinburgh French Festival as
Speaker 1: they rejected my mime act for twenty straight years and
Speaker 1: it's and it's gotten better. Just so.
Speaker 2: I mean, I remember when you did a preview show
Speaker 2: here in la I did it min Way and I
Speaker 2: was sort of like, I don't know, it feels a
Speaker 2: little I don't want to say derivative. And then you
Speaker 2: screamed and you cried, and I said, you know.
Speaker 1: What, No, no, it's great, its great, it's great. It's gret
Speaker 1: it's great, it's great. Actually, I'm sorry, I'm sorry I
Speaker 1: had fit any feedback at all. No, I know. It
Speaker 1: was also a Mike Pen's fundraiser, which I think is
Speaker 1: what a lot of people had the issue. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, when you said Mike's way, I thought we were
Speaker 2: doing Jersey mics and then Mike Pence came out and
Speaker 2: I was.
Speaker 1: Like, Danny DeVito made a cameo. But but it hasn't
Speaker 1: it hasn't gotten picked up.
Speaker 3: I heard a few people went to the hospital after
Speaker 3: the show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they did. So we did have it catered by
Speaker 1: Jersey Mikes, and that was I think possibly there was
Speaker 1: a food poisoning incident and if that has to be
Speaker 1: edited at I apologize.
Speaker 2: I also said, do not leave the tuna subs out
Speaker 2: in the sun in the parking lot all day on
Speaker 2: the road. You said it's You said, I'm going to
Speaker 2: save money because then I don't have to pay for
Speaker 2: them to toast it.
Speaker 1: And I was like, I don't know if I don't
Speaker 1: think that's I think it's botula.
Speaker 2: Anyway, it's okay, correct, All lawsuits have been settled and
Speaker 2: we can speak about it for you.
Speaker 1: That's why we just did now.
Speaker 2: And also, aside from the smartphones, we are going to
Speaker 2: talk about Twitter just gave a bunch of people the
Speaker 2: blue check mark and people like I never wanted this,
Speaker 2: I'm not a favorite of this, so we'll talk about
Speaker 2: that fallout. And also because Monday is the total eclipse
Speaker 2: of the fart, we do want to just do a
Speaker 2: little quick eclipse conspiracy theory roundup because before we were
Speaker 2: just kind of talking about like how you know, like
Speaker 2: how much people are descending upon different locations to view
Speaker 2: the eclipse. Now that now the fucking freaks have real
Speaker 2: ideas about what's really going on with the fucking astronomical
Speaker 2: event that we have going on. But anyway, here we are.
Speaker 2: This is the show, But first we got to ask you,
Speaker 2: Ian Lockwood, our esteemed guest, what is something from your
Speaker 2: search history or what's something you recently screenshoted on your
Speaker 2: phone that's revealing about who you are?
Speaker 3: Big huge sweatpants, m and I'm wearing some right now.
Speaker 3: I got sweatpants. I went on Amazon. I got sweatpants
Speaker 3: and an xx L. But here's the thing. You can
Speaker 3: get sweatpants that have jogger bottoms, that have cuts to
Speaker 3: the bottom and they tie at the top. So I'm
Speaker 3: wearing the world's biggest sweatpants right now. I don't have
Speaker 3: comfortable as hell, and I really recommend this to anybody.
Speaker 2: Why so, Baggy, do you mind showing Do you mind
Speaker 2: showing the class absolute standing?
Speaker 1: It'd be funny. He's like, not wearing pants and it
Speaker 1: was a prank. Do they look? Baggy? Puts your leg up,
Speaker 1: lift your oh you look you know you look like
Speaker 1: your picture? Yeah? Wow?
Speaker 3: Wait?
Speaker 1: Now why so Baggy? See I was doing another joker
Speaker 1: thing again.
Speaker 3: I don't know how I got these.
Speaker 1: You guys got these baggy pants? I don't know. Just
Speaker 1: full disclosure.
Speaker 2: Before we started recording, I say this a lot before
Speaker 2: we record, I go in a way we go and
Speaker 2: it somehow led into the intro and now here we
Speaker 2: are doing terrible joker bits.
Speaker 1: But why why so baggy?
Speaker 3: Well, I hate to admit this, but I have been
Speaker 3: taking hip hop class twice a week for this show,
Speaker 3: and so i've which is kind of embarras. I'm sure
Speaker 3: everyone thinks that I'm like a straight black guy from
Speaker 3: my voice, but you'd be surprised to know that I'm
Speaker 3: a five to six white guy, gay, very gay wo
Speaker 3: And yeah, I know, the voice completely betrays it. It's crazy,
Speaker 3: but I so I have been like, oh, I need
Speaker 3: big sweatpants for hip hop class, but they're also just
Speaker 3: really comfortable to wear.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, I was gonna say, like, because dancers have a
Speaker 2: specific style, like you know what I mean. Like I
Speaker 2: used to, you know, back in my day. You know,
Speaker 2: I used to date a lot of backup dancers, you
Speaker 2: know what I mean. I've been I've been a millennium,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean. I've seen the classes go down,
Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying. I've seen Wade, you know,
Speaker 2: do some do some classes. But like I've always been
Speaker 2: amazed at dancer style, Like I can always clock a
Speaker 2: dancer sometimes and I'm like that outfit that is someone
Speaker 2: who just came straight from a dance studio, because the
Speaker 2: dants are so fucking big, the shoes are so colorful,
Speaker 2: and I just don't I don't know that, like it's
Speaker 2: it's giving dancer. So did you kind of go in
Speaker 2: there and you're like, oh shit, I'm not on my
Speaker 2: dancer wave.
Speaker 3: Really yeah exactly, and I was like, no, I look,
Speaker 3: I look dorky. I need to do this. That said,
Speaker 3: the dance instructors and the best dancers, the funniest thing
Speaker 3: they do is they wear their sweatshirts in the silliest ways.
Speaker 1: They'll like, yeah, tying it the sleeves like a bag.
Speaker 3: Yes, they dance the whole class with like a completely
Speaker 3: lopsided sweater hanging off of them, and I'm impressed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I think.
Speaker 2: I mean, like again, they shout out to dancer swag
Speaker 2: because it's different. I remember, like we had a when
Speaker 2: we were having our kid. We had adula who like
Speaker 2: the secondly shut up, I said, are you a dancer?
Speaker 2: And they're like, I used to dance about fifteen years ago.
Speaker 2: I'm like, I know, because your sneakers are so fucking
Speaker 2: all like wild like they were giving dancer.
Speaker 1: You are a truffle pig when it comes to dancers.
Speaker 1: I've always found I do have a concern about the
Speaker 1: large pantern. Yes, I have a concern that can't wait.
Speaker 1: I slept in like a double excel, maybe a perhaps
Speaker 1: a triple. It must have been a double and like
Speaker 1: like a large like pajama flannel pant and not that
Speaker 1: you said that you were going to sleep in them
Speaker 1: like this seems like you're doing the opposite. It's an
Speaker 1: active activity, but I would get kind of like trapped
Speaker 1: like in the pant where I don't know if you've
Speaker 1: rolled around and your sleep with like a like a
Speaker 1: sheet where you kind of like roll around and then
Speaker 1: like you're uncomfortable you have to like pull it off,
Speaker 1: but you're half asleep or something. But is that would
Speaker 1: you would you bring personal question? Would you bring the
Speaker 1: large pants into the bed? Or is this that you
Speaker 1: don't sleep in a large pant? Like what was? Is
Speaker 1: this active? That's inactive your thoughts and take as much
Speaker 1: time as you want.
Speaker 3: More more important than my response to that is I
Speaker 3: have to say I'm so sorry that happened to you.
Speaker 1: Thank you that's very sweet of you. Thank you.
Speaker 3: I'm really sorry that happened to you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this this iHeartRadio. Insurance is going to pay for
Speaker 1: the therapy, so of that traumatic it was a nightmare anyway.
Speaker 3: No, I don't wear no, I don't wear them into
Speaker 3: the bed. But my husband shaved his chest for like
Speaker 3: an EKG recently and it's gratchy. So I make him
Speaker 3: wear a shirt and he's mad about it and I
Speaker 3: don't care.
Speaker 1: That is smart. That's like a symptom of a shaved
Speaker 1: chest that I feel like people don't initially think about you.
Speaker 1: You think smooth, but it is You're gonna get stubble
Speaker 1: unless you're up on it.
Speaker 3: Yea's horrible. Yeah, yeah, and I miss him every day.
Speaker 1: What's something you think is underrated?
Speaker 3: Okay, underrated and this is kind of related to gen Z,
Speaker 3: but I'm not dragging them at all. Underrated drugs, sex.
Speaker 1: Risk taking hmmm yeah, hell, some of that.
Speaker 3: I'm still on. I'm still on that ship. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: There's thirty one like two weeks ago. I am still
Speaker 3: on drug sex and ricks.
Speaker 1: What's the latest risk. What's the riskiest thing you just
Speaker 1: did recently?
Speaker 3: I recently took mushrooms and went to a public sauna
Speaker 3: and like stayed there for like seven hours and whoa
Speaker 3: sort of hung out.
Speaker 1: That's risk. How dehydrated did you get? That's the risk? Pretty?
Speaker 2: I guess yeaheah, I mean I guess, like, yeah, people
Speaker 2: start looking like weird, like you're like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think yeah, face is like waving or something.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and like I'll I don't know, I jump off
Speaker 3: stuff all the time. I love Actually, I love extreme sports.
Speaker 3: Oh I embarrassingly I did parkour for like age eight,
Speaker 3: seventeen to twenty five.
Speaker 1: I was it. Yes, you got a mixtapeople can check out.
Speaker 1: I guess.
Speaker 3: I guess the videos I could say.
Speaker 1: Get some footing, yeah, yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 3: And it was cool. It was because I was in
Speaker 3: LA and so the gyms were run by like the
Speaker 3: the like stunt men, like professional stunt men. So I
Speaker 3: learned like cool tricks. It was still kind of darky,
Speaker 3: but I like Jip Harkore.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, Ian, what's something you think is overrated?
Speaker 3: Okay, honestly voting, just kidding not, I think what if
Speaker 3: what I was like voting?
Speaker 1: Finally here first you heard it here first.
Speaker 3: This is also kind of related, but like I think
Speaker 3: cell phones and the Internet might be over. I think
Speaker 3: it's done.
Speaker 1: It's just done.
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, the internet. The Internet just seems to
Speaker 2: be the used to be the cause of and solution
Speaker 2: to all of life's problems, and now it just feels
Speaker 2: like the cause of and solution to cause of all
Speaker 2: and solution to.
Speaker 1: Some of life life's problems.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, weird way, Like we'll get into it later.
Speaker 3: But like with Twitter, like everyone's mad about getting the
Speaker 3: blue check mark. I didn't used to get mad on
Speaker 3: the Internet. I used to look funny videos of people
Speaker 3: getting beaded and learn how to make bombs.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was fun.
Speaker 2: Star Runner and maybe some like gnarly car crash videos
Speaker 2: on evil Chili dot com or one of those fucked
Speaker 2: up websites that I remember looking at and people like,
Speaker 2: what are you doing? I don't know the ships on
Speaker 2: this ship's on here, this ship's on here, And then yeah, I.
Speaker 3: Think they still have Wait, can I say the F
Speaker 3: word on this podcast?
Speaker 1: Which one? You can? Of course you can't. Wait.
Speaker 3: Actually that's a good question. There there was a site
Speaker 3: called e fucked and Internet UK t yes, and it's
Speaker 3: all like porn bloopers and like.
Speaker 2: Just like really niche porn like one where like a
Speaker 2: dude is dressed like as an alien, you got like
Speaker 2: seven dicks and ship. Yes, look I was, look, I was.
Speaker 2: I was in my twenties on the internet to at
Speaker 2: one point, and I remember and they used to do
Speaker 2: the wildest ship. They'd be like they'd be like all
Speaker 2: kinds of weird sounds they would like edit into shit.
Speaker 1: Bro, I'm so glad I'm off that. You know, I'm mature,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. But that was better.
Speaker 3: Now it's like, oh, I have to see if a
Speaker 3: hundred people looked at my Instagram story. No, let me
Speaker 3: go look at farts, right.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: The Golden era, the Golden era when it was just
Speaker 2: more like yeah, it was a just a sordid lake
Speaker 2: for us to sip from, you know, lemon, yeah yeah,
Speaker 2: oh yeah, the Hits, the Hits, goats, see we all know. Look, yeah,
Speaker 2: so many of those things that were just for like
Speaker 2: that's how you knew like someone was like, oh you
Speaker 2: were like one of the weird bad motherfuckers hunh because
Speaker 2: you knew about that ship.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, it was it was interesting running into those
Speaker 1: people or you would hear because it was word of mouth.
Speaker 1: It was when word of mouth was still more powerful
Speaker 1: than the Internet. Yeah, it's like, hey, have you seen
Speaker 1: this this video of a guy chops this thing off?
Speaker 1: You know, yeah, that's fake And that's fake. I know
Speaker 1: you're talking about Yeah, right, yeah, don't Yeah, it's Santa Claus.
Speaker 1: It's not really you're gonna say that next. That's my saying,
Speaker 1: if you want me to my Santa Claus.
Speaker 2: Is that guy from the body modification Olympics or whatever
Speaker 2: that video is where he's completely Yeah, he's chopping off
Speaker 2: a wee wee.
Speaker 1: That's fake.
Speaker 2: Yeah, sorry to debunk that. Sorry to debunk that. That's
Speaker 2: what I'm here for. I've I've done the research, so
Speaker 2: you don't have to.
Speaker 1: But yeah, what were you saying, Uh yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: even fucking care anymore that you can go in it.
Speaker 1: So yeah, I don't everything. All people of man internet
Speaker 1: access some note whatever, go ahead.
Speaker 2: No, But that was the thing like back then you
Speaker 2: would just be like, yo, man, yo, I've not seen
Speaker 2: this video, and everybody will come over and you would
Speaker 2: be like getting high and ship everybody gather around your computer.
Speaker 2: You're at my time, my fucking like like desktop desktop
Speaker 2: computer I'm like, y'all not ready for this one to
Speaker 2: like h and now it's like so casual, like everyone's
Speaker 2: so decent.
Speaker 1: It's it really is like a it's a terrible.
Speaker 2: Evolution that's occurred, you know what I mean, Like everyone's
Speaker 2: nothing is is like shocking anymore. And I think that's
Speaker 2: a really bad thing, because I over we become numb
Speaker 2: to like really horrific shit. But anyway, that's the Internet
Speaker 2: of twenty years ago, of fifteen to twenty years ago, yes,
Speaker 2: right before Obama came president. Okay, let's take a quick break.
Speaker 2: We'll be right back and keep talking about this technology thing.
Speaker 1: But yeah, the smartphone thing. Let's talk about it after.
Speaker 2: This and we're back. So there have been a few
Speaker 2: articles lately I've been just perusing that are some version
Speaker 2: of basically saying like gen Z has basically been totally
Speaker 2: fucked over by being the first generation to get smartphones
Speaker 2: as children, and it's leading to like, you know, measurably
Speaker 2: higher rates of depression, anxiety, suicidal ideation, and not just
Speaker 2: in the US, but like all over the world, you
Speaker 2: know what I mean, Like these these rates for a
Speaker 2: depression and these other like anxiety and suicide rates. They
Speaker 2: were pretty stable in the two thousands and then rose
Speaker 2: by more than fifty percent in many studies from twenty
Speaker 2: ten to twenty nineteen. And the problem again all over,
Speaker 2: not just the US or Canada, UK, Australia, New Zealand,
Speaker 2: the Nordic countries, many many other countries have exceed these
Speaker 2: sort of the sort of rise and some of like
Speaker 2: these articles are written in kind of like a fucking
Speaker 2: bullshitty fear mongery tone, Like there's one piece in the
Speaker 2: Atlantic that's sort of like saying like, well, now gen
Speaker 2: z quote showing less interest in ever having children than
Speaker 2: prior generations and are more likely to live with their parents,
Speaker 2: which again coming from somebody who has been absolutely destroyed
Speaker 2: by like many recessions as I was coming into like
Speaker 2: young adulthood. It's not because I was on a phone.
Speaker 1: I think a lot of the how many, how many,
Speaker 1: how many were working with too.
Speaker 2: I graduated. I graduated college in two thousand and seven. Baby,
Speaker 2: I was walking into the world with my shiny diploma being.
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, no from college. No, No, you're right. I,
Speaker 1: by the way, can I say something I was going
Speaker 1: to have that corrected. I graduated high school and I
Speaker 1: was gonna say it is that is dirt. But yes
Speaker 1: I am, I'm not that old. Like and obviously I
Speaker 1: like Yonan's the perfect one.
Speaker 2: I misspoke, I graduate cause in nineteen o seven, you know,
Speaker 2: you look at a great depression.
Speaker 1: I saw the dot com I've seen them all.
Speaker 2: Baby, you haven't heard life. Well you're in multiple wars. Yeah,
Speaker 2: well no, I'm a draft dodger, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: I'm just wondering where the your finger was. Yeah, yeah, no,
Speaker 2: that's just that's just from playing guitar go too much.
Speaker 2: I injured it and then the doctor did a bad pick.
Speaker 2: Yeah exactly, that a fat pick. But again, like so
Speaker 2: some of these are sort of like they have that
Speaker 2: tone of like it's just a generational like just.
Speaker 1: Weird thing where they're like, what's wrong with them? It's like,
Speaker 1: we're fucking broke, dude.
Speaker 2: And also like we've seen, we've been told, even Malaya,
Speaker 2: we've heard about like taking care of the environment and
Speaker 2: global warming from a young age, and to know that
Speaker 2: very little is being done to really remedial that adds
Speaker 2: to a thing, little bit of existential dread and a
Speaker 2: bit of a thing where you're.
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, like, fuck, can I afford kids? Is it
Speaker 1: worth having? These are all ideas people have. I think
Speaker 1: that's pretty normal.
Speaker 2: So I'm less thinking that smartphones have something to do
Speaker 2: with that again, because there's a fucking housing crisis and
Speaker 2: everything costs so much more. But when you just look
Speaker 2: narrowly about like smartphones, how could they not have been
Speaker 2: affected by this technological sea change? Because the negative effects
Speaker 2: of social media We've talked about a lot, but like
Speaker 2: even beyond that, there's just like just having this little
Speaker 2: information rectangle in your pocket that lights up twenty four
Speaker 2: to seven has rewired like all of our brains, not
Speaker 2: just younger people, fucking me, you, everybody. And I think
Speaker 2: the mere presence of smartphones, like even when we're not
Speaker 2: using them, are a distraction. In study have also shown
Speaker 2: that people are more capable when their their phones are
Speaker 2: quote in another room instead of nearby. Yeah, so that
Speaker 2: that's that's sort of just broadly I think where we're
Speaker 2: at so far, thoughts some class on that? Do you
Speaker 2: do you find yourself being slightly burnt out? I know
Speaker 2: I'm I'm on the older end, you know, I'm crusty
Speaker 2: and dusty and musty, But what about you the people
Speaker 2: with less wrinkles and tighter skin than I.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the surgery has been successful in that case. I
Speaker 1: do have some of the tightest skin. Skin that's that's
Speaker 1: a snatch anymore. No, your binder clips are showing from
Speaker 1: the back of your neck. Damn it, I said, believe
Speaker 1: go profile. Don't go profile on camera. They're going to
Speaker 1: see the binder clips. Don't buy in bulk until unless
Speaker 1: they got the miles seen your binder clips before. Yeah. No,
Speaker 1: I I went ski. I was fortunate to go skiing
Speaker 1: with my in laws last week and okay, didn't use
Speaker 1: my phone hardly at all. And it was because you know,
Speaker 1: you're like going down the man with people that you
Speaker 1: enjoy being around. It'd be an asshole if you're on
Speaker 1: a phone while skiing. I need everybody to shut up.
Speaker 1: I'm going live on from this double black Diamond. The
Speaker 1: service on top of this mountain, ten thousand feet in
Speaker 1: the air sucks. But I also when I had downtime,
Speaker 1: like when you're on the chair lift or whatever that
Speaker 1: takes you back up, you don't have anything to do,
Speaker 1: and that's the time when normally you just start reaching
Speaker 1: for your phone and the one thing that made me
Speaker 1: not reach for my phone is that I didn't want
Speaker 1: to drop my phone, so it was to preserve high addiction. Yes, exactly.
Speaker 1: So that's a good, totally feel that good. And you
Speaker 1: said you do keep your phone in the other room.
Speaker 1: I think you said that when we started.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I tried to it. It is such a big
Speaker 3: difference maker. Even if you have it face down, you
Speaker 3: just don't look at it. I was at the sauna
Speaker 3: for my birthday a couple of weeks ago, and I
Speaker 3: cannot have on mushrooms. You cannot have your phone in
Speaker 3: the sauna because you can't be taking pictures of people.
Speaker 2: You can't be on mushrooms, but you can be on
Speaker 2: much might as well. Yeah, entertainment right there for sure.
Speaker 3: So maybe I'm not really increasing my attention spam. But uh,
Speaker 3: it was really really it was. And looking at the
Speaker 3: wood paneled ceiling.
Speaker 1: Right, yeah it was great.
Speaker 3: But uh it really is so so liberating. I am
Speaker 3: trying to do it more and more.
Speaker 2: Well, right, because I think the thing that keeps us
Speaker 2: looking right, this is what we always we've always heard
Speaker 2: about the dopamine hit that you get right, So we've
Speaker 2: already reinforced it with like beneficial behavior. So like you
Speaker 2: get positive social interactions on your phone, but now, like
Speaker 2: you know, we have a fucking just NonStop source of
Speaker 2: stimulation that we just can't fucking put down. And like,
Speaker 2: you know, I can get that thing where I get
Speaker 2: the phantom buzz in my pocket when I'm like, oh
Speaker 2: my phone and my shit is not even on me,
Speaker 2: and I'm.
Speaker 1: Like, fuck, you're cramp.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, no, no, no, it's not even that's like my
Speaker 2: nerves are just mispiring because it's like phone phone. But
Speaker 2: like even in twin eighteen, the co creator of the
Speaker 2: iPhone expressed concern about smartphone addiction and said stress this quote,
Speaker 2: our smartphone bottle needs to tell us we've had enough,
Speaker 2: and suggested that government regulations might be needed if tech
Speaker 2: companies won't take this problem seriously. Spoiler alert for that
Speaker 2: person from twenty eighteen. They have not taken it seriously
Speaker 2: at all. Nobody has. And how you know, I think
Speaker 2: because we think of it as just sort of this
Speaker 2: like it's a phone, we need it. But again, I
Speaker 2: think gen Z comes back into this because they were
Speaker 2: definitely uniquely positioned as sort of guinea pigs in this
Speaker 2: mass social experiment because they were they were so young
Speaker 2: when the technology became widespread, and on average, gen Z
Speaker 2: got their first smartphone at age twelve, and few remember
Speaker 2: a world before smartphones like even existed, right, And I
Speaker 2: think that's the other thing that a lot of people
Speaker 2: are saying, like in person interactions are so important to
Speaker 2: the brain's development, and swapping those out for virtual interactions
Speaker 2: may not have been a big deal for boomers or
Speaker 2: you know, like boomers like me, or even millennials, but
Speaker 2: for gen Z, their brains development was absolutely had to
Speaker 2: have been disrupted by sort of like this new technologist or.
Speaker 1: Like bing bing bing bing bing. Yeah you like thumbs up?
Speaker 1: Do you like heart? Do you like this? Do you
Speaker 1: like this? Do you like this?
Speaker 2: Are you gonna get your sense of self worth? Are
Speaker 2: you gonna derive it from what you're seeing on this screen?
Speaker 2: And I don't mean to say like all of it
Speaker 2: can be laid at the feet of smartphones, but it
Speaker 2: is very interesting to look at why, like in that era,
Speaker 2: what it looked like because I didn't get a fucking
Speaker 2: phone until I was in high school, and even then,
Speaker 2: the fucking Nokia thirty three ninety the most I could
Speaker 2: do is play fucking snake on that shit?
Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Like I was not, Oh hell yeah? And you know
Speaker 2: how you knew somebody was good if they only used
Speaker 2: three and fucking seven?
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Did you? Did you fuck
Speaker 1: with the three and seven? You know I needed more
Speaker 1: buttons than just three and seven.
Speaker 2: You could three and seven, but no, if that was efficient, man,
Speaker 2: you only use three and seven to move the snake around?
Speaker 1: Anyway? This is me being a boomer on my Are you.
Speaker 3: Using okay, let's talk about this. I don't understand how
Speaker 3: you're just using two?
Speaker 2: So you on it two, four, six, and eight where
Speaker 2: you're up like left, right and down, but three was
Speaker 2: up and right, seven was down or to the left,
Speaker 2: And it's not like and it's not like you could
Speaker 2: do like contextually made sense if you were gonna like,
Speaker 2: depending on where the snake was gonna go. You can't
Speaker 2: go right again if you're already moving in that direction.
Speaker 2: So if you hit three, you go up.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean. You don't have to condescend
Speaker 1: about it, but I do really feel this is my
Speaker 1: new show. Hey, how you play snake man? First? What
Speaker 1: he's talking over everyone about? Three? Up with it? Also,
Speaker 1: I mean it's hard to you know, change tones after that,
Speaker 1: but it is wild to me, Like I do feel
Speaker 1: really bad ad for like kids obviously where we of
Speaker 1: course we have some sort of perspective at least where
Speaker 1: at least we know it's bad for us, and we know,
Speaker 1: like we can intuitively say, it's incredibly difficult. And that's
Speaker 1: the whole problem here is even putting your phone in
Speaker 1: the other room. We're bragging that we're putting a like
Speaker 1: half a pound object in another room, and was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm pretty like I'm mentally strong. I don't have to
Speaker 1: have it like right next to me, but it's still impressive.
Speaker 1: And then just kids, I just feel so fucking bad.
Speaker 1: Where like middle you think about midle school and high school,
Speaker 1: that was just so hard enough when you would think
Speaker 1: that possibly people might be doing things without you, or
Speaker 1: maybe people were talking about you or something, and then
Speaker 1: it's actually in it's it's tangible and you can actually
Speaker 1: see because people are me and a shit at any age,
Speaker 1: particularly then, and then that's in your face. It's just
Speaker 1: so brutal. So I don't know what that solution is. Well,
Speaker 1: here's the thing.
Speaker 2: I mean, like right like New technology have always been
Speaker 2: sort of like the fodder for irrational fear mongering about
Speaker 2: how like the young people, you know, whether that was
Speaker 2: video games or TV or jazz phonographs, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean, There's always there's always something. But I think
Speaker 2: unlike these other ones, this is one where, like you know,
Speaker 2: the the we've seen the reach, like video games doesn't
Speaker 2: turn people into fucking like violent, fucking freaks. But like
Speaker 2: actual scientists seem pretty worried about smartphones and kids. I
Speaker 2: think that's like the one difference here with a lot
Speaker 2: of these other ones. And one neuroscientist is sort of
Speaker 2: sounding the alarm on how smartphones alter young people's brain chemistry,
Speaker 2: which again seems to be causing more anxiety or depression
Speaker 2: or even aggression. And I think you look at now, right,
Speaker 2: I you know, I know young people. I know some
Speaker 2: gen Z people. You know, I got, I got them
Speaker 2: in my family, you know what I mean. And I
Speaker 2: know how to talk to the youth them. But your
Speaker 2: finger on the pulse, Yeah, I got.
Speaker 1: My finger on the pulse, baby, And I say, hey,
Speaker 1: what do you mean? You know, like Bazooka Joe, They're like,
Speaker 1: what the fuck are you talking about? What do you mean?
Speaker 2: What am I talking about? Oh my god, Wait, y'all
Speaker 2: don't watch a different world? Okay, fine, where's everybody going?
Speaker 1: Nobody?
Speaker 3: Wait?
Speaker 1: Wait wait wait, come back, come back, come back down.
Speaker 1: But like you know, but I even hear this too
Speaker 1: from young people like flip phones, like they they're they're
Speaker 1: not really feeling it either.
Speaker 2: They're like, bro, I'm kind of fucking burnt out off
Speaker 2: this ship too, and which also I think is the
Speaker 2: reason why we're seeing flip phone sales go up, Like
Speaker 2: especially in the last year. More people are wanting just simpler,
Speaker 2: you know, quote dumb phones and would rather do like
Speaker 2: you always hear about digital detoxes or people cunning down
Speaker 2: on screen time because I think innately we feel that
Speaker 2: there is just something slightly fucking off a bit like
Speaker 2: when we're always on our phones and always like you know,
Speaker 2: just engaging with each other in this like very non
Speaker 2: personal way, but at other in other times, like having
Speaker 2: the source the phone be the source of like our
Speaker 2: positive or negative feelings for sure. So all that to
Speaker 2: say is I would love, I think I will fuck
Speaker 2: with a Nokia thirty three ninety again if they just
Speaker 2: make it lighter, if like because already you know, look Blake,
Speaker 2: you know this. We got the we got the big thighs.
Speaker 2: So people know what model phone I have because there's
Speaker 2: a fucking beautiful outline in my pocket.
Speaker 1: Well it tears through my pocket. They see it because
Speaker 1: constantly I just take one step forward and pop throop,
Speaker 1: just like Selvage denim. It comes just rips right through it.
Speaker 1: It's crazy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, uh, would you do a dummy phone like a
Speaker 2: normal phone or you think I mean, I think I
Speaker 2: would use it contextually part of me, Like if I'm traveling,
Speaker 2: I kind of need other stuff to kind of orient
Speaker 2: myself to be like, oh, yeah, where where am I?
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Like I don't you don't
Speaker 1: have those kinds of innate skills.
Speaker 2: But other times, again my day to day, it's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I can check my you MoMA computer, text me if
Speaker 2: you need me, and that's really about it. Like the
Speaker 2: apps and shit, fuck, I was scrolling TikTok for so
Speaker 2: fucking long yesterday. I was embarrassed and humiliated.
Speaker 1: It's crazy, and like for me, I think psychologically it
Speaker 1: it's two it's probably more than two things, but it's
Speaker 1: eliminating a brainless use of it like to have intent.
Speaker 1: So if I'm picking up my phone, I want to
Speaker 1: intentionally be like I want to check my email for
Speaker 1: my career, or I want to send a text to
Speaker 1: my wife or whatever. You know, I want to post
Speaker 1: even because we have to post these awful fucking videos
Speaker 1: like or I'm speaking for myself, like I have my
Speaker 1: awful stand up online, so it's like I need to
Speaker 1: go on, I need to post my stand up. And
Speaker 1: but then to your point, it's like why you should
Speaker 1: have it in the other room. It seems like that
Speaker 1: eliminates the mindless, like, oh, I feel my brain isn't
Speaker 1: doing anything right now, I'm going to just mindlessly pick
Speaker 1: up my phone. My phone automatically floats to Instagram, automatically
Speaker 1: floats to TikTok. And I think also it's actually comprehending
Speaker 1: and putting rules in place about how available you actually
Speaker 1: need to be. Where that's I think that's another reason
Speaker 1: why I personally use it a lot, where it's, oh
Speaker 1: am I going to miss whatever opportunity this, you know,
Speaker 1: headlining weekend, or they're going to immediately pick someone else
Speaker 1: if I don't look at my phone for ten minutes,
Speaker 1: Like that's no so or yeah so, or yeah they
Speaker 1: will they won't reach out at all, but right, no,
Speaker 1: I think it's intent and then also having being actually
Speaker 1: conscious and critically thinking about how available do you actually
Speaker 1: need to be versus what you perceive, right for sure?
Speaker 3: And boredom is so important, Like boredom is where your creative.
Speaker 3: Boredom is where you rest, It's where you reflect on things.
Speaker 3: You gotta have breaks, and you gotta be bored sometimes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the NonStop stimulation is not a great thing. Like
Speaker 2: I just think too of like before I even got
Speaker 2: a computer in my room, like as a kid, right,
Speaker 2: like I was so into like whittling fucking sticks, dude,
Speaker 2: Like I remember when I was like in nineteen oh seven.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you were a wittler. Yeah, just whindling
Speaker 1: an old corn cob pipe for Pappy and me.
Speaker 2: Like I remember, like I did like one summer camp
Speaker 2: and like like a fucking counselor had like a knife
Speaker 2: and like sort of like shaved it off and like
Speaker 2: made it like into a spear, and I begged my.
Speaker 1: Parents give me like a pocket knife. I remember begs them.
Speaker 2: And then when I was like eleven, They're like all right,
Speaker 2: motherfucker like we we we think we can trust you
Speaker 2: with it. I had that shit, bro. All I was
Speaker 2: doing was just shaving sticks down, doing all this shit,
Speaker 2: had this little like stick collection of fucking little like
Speaker 2: walking sticks, and.
Speaker 1: Like, oh, yo, you want to see a good like
Speaker 1: I used to be that kid. They're like, you want
Speaker 1: to see a good one?
Speaker 2: Like I would say shit like that, And I know
Speaker 2: now I think about that too as a parent. I'm like,
Speaker 2: I hope you know, like you just need these kinds
Speaker 2: of weird little things that are like tactile or you know,
Speaker 2: just kind of for you that you can just kind
Speaker 2: of zone out while doing without any attachment again to
Speaker 2: like will this get likes?
Speaker 1: Will this get is? This will just get clout? Will
Speaker 1: this help me with my showing other people? And just
Speaker 1: be like, no, this is me with my little sticks.
Speaker 1: I got to see if my mom has she probably
Speaker 1: to laugh at it. Your prolific stick whittling where the
Speaker 1: camera zooms out in the whole area around your childhood
Speaker 1: house is like a fern gully level deforestation from you
Speaker 1: chopping down all these streets to whittle all these goddamn sticks.
Speaker 2: No, I remember, dude, there was one time we went
Speaker 2: on a fucking hiking Griffith Park. I found this big
Speaker 2: ass fucking branch, big ad like this shit couldn't fit
Speaker 2: in my fucking parents' car, and I was like, we
Speaker 2: gotta bring this back, and they're like, you're not dragging
Speaker 2: a fucking sixty pound branch back to the fucking car.
Speaker 1: And I remember being so fucked up about it. And
Speaker 1: then I was like, well, it snapped me off this part,
Speaker 1: and then.
Speaker 2: Like that was allowed to take that part back and
Speaker 2: I got that shit down so smooth, and then I
Speaker 2: was like, yo, dad, I need some sandpaper. I want
Speaker 2: to get this shit again. These are the sort of
Speaker 2: things that are born out of like your childhood boredom
Speaker 2: rather than kind of like going out there. And and
Speaker 2: again I know that, like, kids are much smarter these days,
Speaker 2: so I'm not I'm not holding them for having access
Speaker 2: to this information. But that's where again I'm old. I'm
Speaker 2: from the silent generation, and it used to be about
Speaker 2: stick whittling.
Speaker 3: And nobody gets kids knives anymore.
Speaker 1: No, bring that back.
Speaker 2: You know, an knife teaches a kid responsibility, Yeah, you
Speaker 2: know what I mean, Like you can't go waving that
Speaker 2: thing out. But now, like again I feel like there's
Speaker 2: our there's probably like all these videos on like how
Speaker 2: to start a fucking pyramid scam just with a pocket knife,
Speaker 2: and like you know, kids going completely wrong direction, just
Speaker 2: just trying to get whittling back, you know what I mean,
Speaker 2: or be a pyromaniac like I was.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know the.
Speaker 3: Way you know it would looks so sick for the
Speaker 3: three of us. We gotta get flip phones belt holster.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, well you know that's coming back, you know
Speaker 2: that shit like the way mom jeans have come back
Speaker 2: and all the dad shoes and shit like that. I'm
Speaker 2: I'm telling you people are gonna start rocking the fucking
Speaker 2: gigantic bluetooth with the fucking mic mic piece, like the
Speaker 2: mic arm on it, you know what I mean, Like
Speaker 2: you're taking a business call with the phone holster tucked
Speaker 2: in polo shirt with a leather braided belt and some
Speaker 2: like leather braided handles, you know what I mean. And
Speaker 2: that's and that's the that'll be called drip.
Speaker 1: You know. I just remember this key appeel sketch I
Speaker 1: think it was called Black Republicans where Key getting jorded.
Speaker 1: First of all, everyone's like wearing like their pants and just
Speaker 1: they kept pulling up their pants like over and over
Speaker 1: again and kept saying we're not a monolith, We're not
Speaker 1: a monolith. But but they were all wearing the exact
Speaker 1: same outfits, like with this the holster on their you know,
Speaker 1: like the phone holster pulling out. It's it's a great
Speaker 1: sketch if you want to check. We're pretty diverse group.
Speaker 1: Yet diverse group.
Speaker 2: And then yeah, oh man, all right, let's take a
Speaker 2: quick break. We'll come back to talk about blue checks
Speaker 2: and the eclipses right after this, and.
Speaker 1: We're back Twitter.
Speaker 2: Twitter, Twitter, not gonna call it X in my life ever.
Speaker 2: You can't make me do it. You're not my real dad.
Speaker 2: But thanks for the pocket knife, Elon. I won't do
Speaker 2: it so Twitter. I mean, look, they had this like
Speaker 2: verification paid subscription system. Obviously when the blue check no
Speaker 2: longer came, became about like being like, no, you can
Speaker 2: trust that this person is who they say they are.
Speaker 2: They are verified, and became like, hey, you want to
Speaker 2: give Elon a couple books, But apparently Lord Twitter himself
Speaker 2: Elon Musk just decided that everyone with like at least
Speaker 2: twenty five hundred verified subscriber follows will be given a
Speaker 2: premium account, and people with more than five thousand will
Speaker 2: get a Premium plus account for free. And I guess
Speaker 2: the Premium plus just means they have access to that
Speaker 2: thing grock, which is the anti woke chat bot chat
Speaker 2: GPT thing that just tells like the worst fucking jokes
Speaker 2: that you've ever heard. But I know someone is probably
Speaker 2: taking that material to some open mic somewhere as we
Speaker 2: speak right now.
Speaker 1: I'm sure of it. I don't have to put me
Speaker 1: on blast like that, but go ahead.
Speaker 2: Well look you didn't have to cop to it, but
Speaker 2: it could have just been a subliminal that I hit.
Speaker 1: But black people, you don't know what your tones like,
Speaker 1: do you? When you speak it is? You don't know
Speaker 1: what your tones like?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm just raised eyebrows looking at you the whole time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know some through the back of your head. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it goes circles your head.
Speaker 2: But now this means that pretty much anyone with a
Speaker 2: large number of follows, I think, unless you're probably the
Speaker 2: kind of count that deals with actively shit talking blue checks,
Speaker 2: you probably don't have that many blue checks following you.
Speaker 1: Good for you.
Speaker 2: Pretty much all of those accounts with like the large
Speaker 2: flyings now have the blue check mark, and it's like
Speaker 2: embarrassing all these people. I don't know if you've seen
Speaker 2: on Twitter, with all these people who are just like yo,
Speaker 2: I never fucking ever would ever fucking do this shit.
Speaker 1: Who do we have?
Speaker 2: There's Marcy Wheeler, who's like a legal journalist who covers
Speaker 2: a lot of stuff in DC just to quote shit
Speaker 2: I've been forcibly blue checked. Another writer at Wired said,
Speaker 2: Lauren Good said, my blue check is back, and I
Speaker 2: just want to make it clear.
Speaker 1: I am not paying Elon Musk for this. Thanks very much.
Speaker 1: Vet Nicole Brown from Community She said, what happened? I
Speaker 1: didn't pay for this. I would never pay for this.
Speaker 2: Then another person, MSNBC host Katie Fang, also said, what's
Speaker 2: with the random blue check? I didn't ask for or
Speaker 2: pay for Mark Hamill of Star Wars fame.
Speaker 1: I didn't pay for mine either.
Speaker 2: People, Please don't judge me for my complimentary blue check.
Speaker 2: Everybody is so sensitive because I get it. It kind
Speaker 2: of became like the blue badge of dishonor for those
Speaker 2: of how you're like.
Speaker 1: Yo, bro, you're really giving Elon a fucking really like that,
Speaker 1: like for what? For what?
Speaker 2: And he he described it, or he basically responded to
Speaker 2: all these tweets by saying he called them, he said,
Speaker 2: such ingrates Yeah, yes, thanks for that. Yeah, they're they're
Speaker 2: so ungrateful. They never they never wanted it. They're like,
Speaker 2: they're ungrateful because you gave them a thing they never
Speaker 2: wanted and actively made a point to not have, and
Speaker 2: they're ungrateful. It sounds like you forcibly gave them a
Speaker 2: shitty thing that they never wanted and you're violin. Really,
Speaker 2: that's what it sounds like.
Speaker 1: He's such an asshole that something as banal and just
Speaker 1: like boring as a blue check now has become a
Speaker 1: like he's made that controversial. He's such a fucking pain
Speaker 1: in the answer, that guy. Yeah, And it kind of
Speaker 1: reminds me of like anyone with a blue check that now,
Speaker 1: you know, like it generally does say not about everyone,
Speaker 1: but it does say something. That's what the inference is.
Speaker 1: You know that you're supporting Elon Musk, and you support
Speaker 1: what Elon Musk stands for and the stupid shit that
Speaker 1: he says, And it reminds me a little bit. There's
Speaker 1: a comedian named Luke Giordano and he had a really
Speaker 1: funny joke about like, isn't it crazy that now when
Speaker 1: you see an American flag in someone's Twitter profile, it's like, whoa,
Speaker 1: okay Nazi all of a sudden, that's been co opted
Speaker 1: by these groups where it should just be the flag
Speaker 1: of a country, but it's been I said, co opted.
Speaker 1: Can I should I say co opted a few times?
Speaker 1: I'm losing the steam. Sure co opted, Okay, thank you
Speaker 1: one more time? And co opted.
Speaker 2: Oh I'm out here being like, yeah, I think I
Speaker 2: don't not enough blue checks.
Speaker 1: I'm like, thank god, I'm like, I'm like, I don't
Speaker 1: have enough followers. Should to be popping like that on
Speaker 1: that shit enough for to be like, oh yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: but yeah I again.
Speaker 2: It's it is funny just to see how how toxic
Speaker 2: the entire brand has become. But hey, you know, we're
Speaker 2: not here to cry tears of pity for Elon Musk.
Speaker 2: It's just I hope you, I hope you fuck right off, ASSHOLETS.
Speaker 3: Is such a thing that someone who owns an Emerald
Speaker 3: mind would.
Speaker 1: Say, yeah, truly right, it does. It is such.
Speaker 2: It is very Marie Antoinette, Marie Antoinette, you know, like
Speaker 2: such ingrates and then like goes back to like I
Speaker 2: don't know, fucking making people that he stole from like
Speaker 2: the Orient dance for him, like in some weird fucking
Speaker 2: scene from like a nineteenth century movie such in Grade
Speaker 2: Snow keep dancing for me as I smoke my opium.
Speaker 1: Anyway, So moving on though, we have the eclipse coming Monday.
Speaker 1: You're in New York, right Ian? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Are you do you have any I mean, you're not
Speaker 2: quite in the path of totality, but I know twenty
Speaker 2: nine counties in New York are Do you have it?
Speaker 1: Do you have any eclipse plans? You try to see?
Speaker 3: I'm definitely gonna stare at it. I am kind of
Speaker 3: done with seeing, and I think that would be an
Speaker 3: awesome way to go out.
Speaker 1: That's risk taking.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's risk taking there, it is. Yeah. Man, you
Speaker 2: you kind of got some big stuff coming up. Don't
Speaker 2: need mine, don't you know what? If I have weird
Speaker 2: spots in my vision, that's fine. I Mean I've always said, like,
Speaker 2: if it were closer and I had planned more, I
Speaker 2: definitely would probably do mushrooms and want to have the
Speaker 2: totality sweep over me. Just because the videos of people, Oh,
Speaker 2: and I know there's got to be something to it,
Speaker 2: and it freaked the fuck out of the ancients. So
Speaker 2: just for that, I feel like it's worth something. But anyway,
Speaker 2: we have the total solar eclipse happening on Monday. But
Speaker 2: you know, just because we live we're not in the
Speaker 2: time of ancients, it doesn't mean our current society is
Speaker 2: too good for fucking weird ass backwards conspiracy theories. And
Speaker 2: there's just a lot there's a lot of these fucking
Speaker 2: weird ones. Alex Jones, remember him, He's out here screaming
Speaker 2: that the eclipse will be accompanied by Masonic rituals. Okay,
Speaker 2: that will rusher in the new world order. I don't
Speaker 2: know how again, how any of that works. Others have
Speaker 2: also claimed that the various counties in Texas and Oklahoma
Speaker 2: which have declared a state of emergency many have because
Speaker 2: they're just merely saying there're gonna be so many people
Speaker 2: coming to observe the eclipse that they just need a
Speaker 2: preemptly be like, yeah, we might need all hands on
Speaker 2: deck ands in case people get hurt, whatever that. Because
Speaker 2: because of that, the states of emergency have only been
Speaker 2: done to quote kickstart a billionaire lead World New World Order.
Speaker 1: Which again obviously has anti Semitic tropes there too. But
Speaker 1: why this wasn't done during any previous eclipse, like we
Speaker 1: just had one in twenty seven, y'all were pretty quiet then,
Speaker 1: huh unclear? Unclear.
Speaker 2: There's also there's a project that NASA. This is also
Speaker 2: getting a lot of attention. Apparently there's a NASA project
Speaker 2: on Chinka Teau Island, chink Tea Island, shout out mister
Speaker 2: Whippy the ice cream Place, which will fire rockets quote
Speaker 2: at the Moon during the eclipse. And again it's not
Speaker 2: because NASA is like, yeah, dude, we're about to fucking
Speaker 2: bring the return of Satan or something by firing rockets
Speaker 2: at the moon. But they're trying to stop it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: they're trying to stop the return of Satan. They're exactly,
Speaker 2: they should just say it comes from the sky.
Speaker 1: Of course.
Speaker 2: They're like, are you serious? You think we're trying to
Speaker 2: do something bad. We're trying to fucking stop the dark
Speaker 2: the Lord of Prince of Darkness, from descending on our
Speaker 2: fucking mortal plane. Are you fucking for real? You should
Speaker 2: be thanking us. That's what we're doing. We're protecting you
Speaker 2: off from Satan. Obviously, they're there to do like actual
Speaker 2: research about like aspects of the Sun and the Earth
Speaker 2: that you can only achieve when there is an eclipse.
Speaker 2: But the thing that also has people's attention is the
Speaker 2: acronym apep apep, which is a nod to the Egyptian
Speaker 2: snake god of darkness, and a far right influencer believes
Speaker 2: this will lead this will lead to the occult doing
Speaker 2: rituals performed by the quote Brotherhood of the Snake Oo.
Speaker 2: Unless I'm mistaken, I think we're the villains of the
Speaker 2: first Conan movie. But I don't know's that's where someone
Speaker 2: else to look into. But again, this is just to
Speaker 2: look at how the fucking magnetic and electric fields change
Speaker 2: during an eclipse. And again it's to do research on
Speaker 2: aspects of the Sun and Earth that are only possible
Speaker 2: when the fucking moon temporarily blocks the Sun's like, that's
Speaker 2: all it's not because it's gonna be snake Fest twenty
Speaker 2: twenty four with you know who knows what coming in
Speaker 2: to be our new overlords.
Speaker 1: And then unreadit.
Speaker 2: It's so funny, like people on Reddit, like on the
Speaker 2: conspiracy theorists, I've read it they're saying this, the eclipse
Speaker 2: could lead to a massive human sacrifice, and when you're like, well,
Speaker 2: where'd you get that, they're basically just like laying over
Speaker 2: the path of totality from twenty seventeen and the path
Speaker 2: of totality from twenty twenty four, and where the two
Speaker 2: lines intersect, They're.
Speaker 1: Like, right there, that's exactly Like what does one have
Speaker 1: to do with the fucking other X marks the spot
Speaker 1: and what's gonna happen in that spot other than a
Speaker 1: mass sacrifice.
Speaker 2: Massive human sacrifice, And you're like, what does that even mean?
Speaker 2: Like what they said it could trigger the new Madrid
Speaker 2: fault line.
Speaker 1: But then but the whole thing is they'll make it
Speaker 1: look fucking natural, but it's man made and it could
Speaker 1: be a serious loss of life disaster for the United States.
Speaker 2: I'm not sure, but if things were that easy to playing,
Speaker 2: I don't know, man, shit, maybe I should just start
Speaker 2: dealing in these conspiracy theories.
Speaker 1: I could come, wait, come up way better shit than this.
Speaker 1: I feel like there's a more fun, less stressful way
Speaker 1: to conspiracy, you know, like it doesn't have to be
Speaker 1: a mass sacrifice.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it could be like yo, if you are like yo,
Speaker 2: if you you know, if you have asthma and you
Speaker 2: are in this and you are in this specific spot,
Speaker 2: your asthma will be cured.
Speaker 1: Like, I'm like that, that's a look like a low
Speaker 1: risk say like low risk scam con job to pull
Speaker 1: on people, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: But then like, unless you have severe asthma, it's only
Speaker 2: for just very you know, not as severe, less intense asthma.
Speaker 2: If you're using a nebulizer, sorry, this eclipse will not
Speaker 2: help you. Maybe may stick around for twenty forty four.
Speaker 1: This is an abuteral situation exclusive definitely a red or Yeah,
Speaker 1: exactly exactly.
Speaker 2: And given the state of how much our medications cost,
Speaker 2: people will be like shit, man, like these inhalers costs
Speaker 2: a lot. Maybe I will go there to get healed
Speaker 2: by the eclipse. Yeah, it's a low steak one. I
Speaker 2: feel like people are crazy.
Speaker 3: They don't even know what's really going on.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what what is really going on?
Speaker 3: During the eclipse, Me and all the other LGBT people
Speaker 3: were gonna do spells to make people gay in trans
Speaker 3: It's awesome.
Speaker 1: Yeah wait see that was another concern that I had.
Speaker 1: I don't know how to bring it up with you,
Speaker 1: so I'm glad. I was going to ask ye, well,
Speaker 1: insight everyone.
Speaker 3: The way it works is each person can only pick
Speaker 3: one other person, so we we're just gonna double, which
Speaker 3: isn't that much.
Speaker 1: Oh okay interesting. Oh now I'm gonna be upset if
Speaker 1: I don't get picked. I'm so sorry you in advance,
Speaker 1: you're not I'm not picking. No one's thinking about me, nobody. God,
Speaker 1: this is like a smartphone. Literally, Eclipse is a smartphone.
Speaker 1: It feels like I've been left out again.
Speaker 3: Man, I'm doing David Harbor.
Speaker 1: That's a good that's a great things from straight.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm excited.
Speaker 2: That there's a there's a whole breadsheet too, like Alex Jones, Like,
Speaker 2: here's an exact spreadsheet.
Speaker 4: Well, the LGBTU people they check off which person that
Speaker 4: they're gonna focus on to make them LGBTQ during the eclipse, okay,
Speaker 4: and they make sure that there's no redundancy because they wanted.
Speaker 1: To be the most efficient operation absolutely possible. Yeah, there's
Speaker 1: going to be an armada of David Harber's of day
Speaker 1: David Harper's. There's gonna be a horrortter.
Speaker 4: There's gonna be an admiral David Harbor of the Horn
Speaker 4: of the Country, and there won't be spared.
Speaker 1: They will not be spared. Boy, oh boy, a fragile
Speaker 1: world he must live in. When it's like it's like
Speaker 1: someone can make me gay by thinking about it. That's
Speaker 1: the fucking danger.
Speaker 2: Although I know it's just to kind of keep a
Speaker 2: homophobia live in the air for his audience, but my god,
Speaker 2: either way, Hey, but let us know is that gang,
Speaker 2: if you do live in the like, are are gonna
Speaker 2: be in the path of totality? Please fucking take a video,
Speaker 2: please for me, so I can live by curiously through you, Okay,
Speaker 2: because I'm I'm not gonna be able to make it Jack,
Speaker 2: you know, he he kicks, He beats himself up talking
Speaker 2: about how he thought it would be a good idea
Speaker 2: to go. He like last week thought oh maybe he
Speaker 2: could figure out something. He's like, everything is just sold
Speaker 2: out or like just prohibitively expensive. Never mind, I thought
Speaker 2: maybe I could take my kids to see it. But hey,
Speaker 2: let us live through you if you happen to live
Speaker 2: in the path of totality, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: What's so funny, Blake, I'm sorry, it's just the saddest
Speaker 1: last minute eclipse planned gone arrived. Even if you like
Speaker 1: it was cheap, it would be like don't do that, Jack,
Speaker 1: Come on, like don't just turn the lights off into
Speaker 1: your house, like you don't have to do that. And
Speaker 1: then it's just too expensive to go, And then it's
Speaker 1: the travel is like, oh god, I'm sorry, do you wait?
Speaker 1: Hold on? Are you not interested in the eclipse?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: I'm also glad you told me because I didn't know
Speaker 1: this was coming and I wouldn't have been like, god, him,
Speaker 1: I hungover. This is a really bad hand, wife.
Speaker 2: What is it?
Speaker 1: I'm not hitting Philadelphia is No, I think it's too
Speaker 1: far west. I think it's western. New York is the closest.
Speaker 2: Like Indianapol is going to be a huge spot like
Speaker 2: near like Buffalo, New York. Burlington from yeah, yeah, Montreal, Quebec.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean. Ah, lucky, lucky, lucky. I've
Speaker 1: always wanted to plan. I'm sure I would get fucked
Speaker 1: out of this, but like a stand up date during
Speaker 1: like a big event like that, you know where they
Speaker 1: have to pay for your hotel anyway where, Like you know,
Speaker 1: Burlington has an amazing club. I don't know if you've
Speaker 1: ever been there yet, but it's called like Vermont Comedy
Speaker 1: Club and it's one of the best comedy clubs in
Speaker 1: the country, and it's like, got it. I can't get
Speaker 1: there during the Path of Totality, you know, I guess
Speaker 1: it's on a Monday anyway, but or the Super Bowl,
Speaker 1: like you know, doing a like doing stand up in
Speaker 1: Vegas during the Super Bowl or something.
Speaker 2: R Yeah, I'm sure it was Gonnaret. I think the
Speaker 2: next one will be invisible in the United States in
Speaker 2: twenty forty four, so you have some time to get
Speaker 2: your cloud up.
Speaker 1: I might have to be the one after. I'd have
Speaker 1: to be twenty sixty six six six, oh.
Speaker 2: God, oh after the yard bark or whatever. Bring on,
Speaker 2: bring on the Masonic rituals and whatever what have you. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm really curious to Like it's so funny, like we
Speaker 2: never check in with like these fucking freaks the day
Speaker 2: after they say something's gonna happen, and they're like, what
Speaker 2: are they going to say?
Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, well, just the deep State caught it off
Speaker 4: because you rot your attention on it.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, just like that.
Speaker 2: Huh, well, bless you, bless you.
Speaker 1: You still owe the Sandy Hook families a lot of money.
Speaker 1: Alex Jones.
Speaker 2: Yeah, anyway, that's gonna do it for us. But Ian Lockwood,
Speaker 2: thank you so much for joining us. Where do people
Speaker 2: find you? Follow you, engage with your work?
Speaker 3: Find me online on all platforms at mister Ian Lockwood
Speaker 3: with an m R. I wish I had Ian Lockwood,
Speaker 3: but it belongs to a dead city planner.
Speaker 1: Oh no, what what city planner?
Speaker 3: I think you did one dead one. I think he
Speaker 3: did like Fort Lauderdale.
Speaker 1: Actually wow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's just someone that it's just it's just there,
Speaker 2: it's on, it's unmovable.
Speaker 3: Yeah, basically I think he's probably in hell.
Speaker 1: So uh, that's just my guess. All Right. Is there
Speaker 1: some tweet or work of media that you're enjoy Yeah.
Speaker 3: I've been reading his gravestone a lot. It's been awesome.
Speaker 1: He survived by here lies this fucking herb.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I also I saw a problem Mesta recently which
Speaker 3: I really really liked. Good movie.
Speaker 1: I've heard really great things about that. Blake Wexler, what
Speaker 1: about You. I have a one hour stand up special
Speaker 1: called Blake Wexler Daddy Long Legs, which is streaming on
Speaker 1: YouTube right now. And then some road dates April, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna be in Cincinnati, Philly and Brooklyn a lot of people.
Speaker 1: Last time I did the show at a Strong Rope
Speaker 1: in Brooklyn, which I show love to have you on.
Speaker 1: At some point Ian, a lot of Zei gang came out.
Speaker 1: One of them offered to buy me a beer and
Speaker 1: then I told them I drink for free here and
Speaker 1: then I got taken away. So that was I apologize
Speaker 1: that I was rude. I think his name was John
Speaker 1: or Joe, but it was a fantastic person to meet.
Speaker 1: And then in May, I'm going to be in Bristol, Tennessee, Lancaster,
Speaker 1: Pennsylvanian in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. So you can get tickets in
Speaker 1: my link tree at Blake Wexler social media. Wow, and
Speaker 1: do you still have nudes in bio? Nudes in the bio. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're just pinned too like I am in the photos.
Speaker 1: To my post, Yeah, to my my grid. Okay. Is
Speaker 1: there tweet or other work of media that you're enjoyed? Yes?
Speaker 1: And Ian's going to be in Maryland. This is and
Speaker 1: then hard Break talking about a sad thing and then
Speaker 1: a funny thing. This is about the bridge collapse in Maryland.
Speaker 1: This is a tweet from at roy Wood Junior and
Speaker 1: he said, dude who survived the bridge collapse in declined
Speaker 1: hospital treat h declined a hospital trip for sure. Had
Speaker 1: a woman to get home too? A hospital holding you up.
Speaker 1: The later you get home, the less likely she's gonna
Speaker 1: believe you. You want to get home soaking wet at
Speaker 1: four am or dry in a hospital robe at ten am.
Speaker 1: Choose wet every time? Oh?
Speaker 2: A tweet I like you is from a show Well
Speaker 2: show fave Blair Saki at Blair Sak tweeted thank you
Speaker 2: just hearing.
Speaker 1: Her voice last night.
Speaker 2: I opened one of my sets with how do the
Speaker 2: holes keeping the piss and shit when we're asleep?
Speaker 1: And let me tell you, everyone just stared at me,
Speaker 1: dead silent. She's so funny.
Speaker 2: Shit, oh man, big Dog I believe is the name
Speaker 2: of her special You should check that out. Yeah, and
Speaker 2: you can find me at Miles of Gray, Twitter, Instagram,
Speaker 2: all those places that have at symbols, hell.
Speaker 1: Fucking threads even and you can find us.
Speaker 2: Are you also finding me on my other basketball podcast
Speaker 2: with Jack Miles and jackot Man BOOSTI is also on
Speaker 2: four twenty fiance talking about ninety day Fiance. You can
Speaker 2: find us at Daily Zeitgeist on Twitter, the Daily Zekegeist
Speaker 2: on Instagram, Facebook fan page, website, dailyese Geist dot com,
Speaker 2: or post our episodes and our footnarts.
Speaker 1: Oh oh, thank you, Scoop. Thanks Scoop.
Speaker 2: And you can also find out the song we ride
Speaker 2: out on, which is going to be this track, which
Speaker 2: is a really interesting. There's a band called Karate Boogaloo
Speaker 2: and this track is called one Hand, One Bounce and
Speaker 2: again a fucking another band from goddamn Australia that's absolutely
Speaker 2: fucking killing it. I can't fucking believe how many fucking
Speaker 2: Australian bands that I'm like listening, Like, every single one
Speaker 2: is like they're from Sydney, they're from Melbourne, they're from
Speaker 2: blah blah blah, they're from Westerns.
Speaker 1: Great. Great, that does sound annoying. No, it's just like wild,
Speaker 1: like when you have these like this, like it's just wild.
Speaker 2: Creative boom period and it's like so specific where it's
Speaker 2: like I guess especially it's music that I really like
Speaker 2: fucking fuck with.
Speaker 1: It's like vibe more instrumental, R and B. It's just
Speaker 1: like really good shit.
Speaker 2: This is again instrumental vibe track feels like something that
Speaker 2: would have been like sampled, but this is a this
Speaker 2: is a new band and they're doing this fucking, really
Speaker 2: fucking dope track. One hand, one bounce by Karate Boogaloo.
Speaker 2: That's where you find it. That's gonna do it for
Speaker 2: us today. We will be back on Monday to tell
Speaker 2: you what was trending over the weekend.
Speaker 1: Until then, have a blessed day and the weekend. Okay,
Speaker 1: we'll see you later. Bye bye,