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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet.

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Speaker 2: You said I was doing I was kind of doing

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Speaker 2: a joker thing. Do you catch that exactly? Okay, let

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Speaker 2: me do it again.

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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to season three thirty two.

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Speaker 2: This is Too Weird for Me, Episode five of The

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Speaker 2: Daily Saye guyst the production of iHeartRadio. This is the

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Speaker 2: podcast we take a deep dive into America's shared consciousness.

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Speaker 1: It's Friday, Yeah, April fifth, twenty twenty four.

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Speaker 2: Put it in the air, put it in your hair,

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Speaker 2: put it wherever you want to.

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Speaker 1: Because it's first contact day. Shout out to aliens. Don't

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Speaker 1: fuck us up too bad.

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Speaker 2: It's gold Star Spouse's Day's National flash Drive Day.

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Speaker 1: Does do people still use flash drives? The little the

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Speaker 1: little key chain USB contracts exclusively.

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Speaker 2: Okay, good, I got hundreds also National wins to day,

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Speaker 2: I said, he shout.

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Speaker 1: What, Let me just say, shoe. I'm the co host.

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Speaker 1: I'm allowed to talk whenever I hear right. Oh, that's

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Speaker 1: the deal. I'm not the guests this time. You're right,

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Speaker 1: you're right. Go on, What did you want? How did

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Speaker 1: joint interrupt? I wanted to say that my will, my

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Speaker 1: living will, is stored on a flash drive. Now it's

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Speaker 1: your turn. Oh really, yes, can I get that? See

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Speaker 1: it's it's it's better if it's just said in passing

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Speaker 1: and then ignored rather than wait but arguing what's starting?

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Speaker 2: What happens if wait? But what happens if that thumb

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Speaker 2: drive is destroyed? Is thy will no longer actionable?

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Speaker 1: Pond? God's that's a great will be done. It would

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Speaker 1: actually I wear it around my neck like an alpine

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Speaker 1: skier in the Swiss Alps, like would wear a little

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Speaker 1: thing of rum. So the upcoming Ai Beethoven dogs will

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Speaker 1: find me. Wait you're talking about there?

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Speaker 2: Wait in this version, you're saying you were a little

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Speaker 2: thing around like a Saint Bernard does correct.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, yes, Beethoven. Yet I'm trying to make this a

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Speaker 1: non denominational, non religious show, so thank you so much.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, because we are not woke, we are not pushing

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Speaker 2: agenda like like Bob I gerst Disney is. Allegedly it's

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Speaker 2: also National deep dish Pizza Day, National raisin and spice

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Speaker 2: bar Day. I'm not a fan of raisins and shit,

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, Like, I'll eat some loose raisins, but I

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Speaker 2: don't like it. In Beca's National Caramel Day. Do you

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Speaker 2: say caramel or caramel?

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Speaker 1: I say caramel, but that has to stiff. That's something

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Speaker 1: I need to change, really, I guess. Yeah, it's a

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Speaker 2: It's also it's also National Reader Roadmap Day. Yeah, shout

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Speaker 2: out to the people just using paper maps and National

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Speaker 2: GOP for broke Day. And that's a picture of a

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Speaker 2: guy climbing a mountain. I don't know what that means,

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Speaker 2: but hey, I know what being broke is like. So

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Speaker 2: here we are. There's that who am? I guess what?

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Speaker 2: It's Miles Gray Aka, I love bad Gum. That's Bozuka problems,

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Speaker 2: and yeah I like Tzuka. I got Bozuka problems. If

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Speaker 2: jugg any near is a Buzuka problem, bring his ass

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Speaker 2: to Joe.

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Speaker 1: Maybe he could solve them.

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Speaker 2: Okay, shout out to Jimboku over there for the asap

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Speaker 2: rocky fucking problems, because you know, we're talking a lot

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Speaker 2: about Bazuka Joe recently, So shout out to that AKA.

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Speaker 2: And I am pleased to be joined by Daddy long

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Speaker 2: Legs himself. Then, the nicest guy in Philadelphia, the nicest

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Speaker 2: guy wherever he is in any town, he is and

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Speaker 2: one of our favorite people to have on the show,

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Speaker 2: despite our ongoing feud off Mike, which sometimes translates to

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Speaker 2: Mike and I'm sorry if that tension is palpable for

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Speaker 2: the listener. But guess what, he's here and he's back.

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Speaker 2: Please welcome mister Blake Wexler.

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Speaker 1: Oh this is Blake Wexler aka. I can feel my

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Speaker 1: heartbeat fast. Blake Me Holmes like Geist. I don't want

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Speaker 1: to let Miles go till Jack's the light. Blake Me

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Speaker 1: Holmes like Geist. Listen to me because my legs are big,

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Speaker 1: big old plumpers. Baby. Oh oh, thank you. I've moved in.

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Speaker 1: I've moved into the Geist house. Yeah you have, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: took over Jack's lease. You have.

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Speaker 2: Also, I feel like a lot of people don't remember

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Speaker 2: the plumpers thing canonically does come from your appearance. That's

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Speaker 2: when we I think it was when we were talking

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Speaker 1: I went through a phase was only doing leg based

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Speaker 1: exercises and that lasted about three years and uh yeah,

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Speaker 1: them anymore. It's it's disgusting, to be completely honest, a

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Speaker 1: think now that I've co hosted two episodes. I believe

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Speaker 1: now iHeart has to pay for my health insurance. That

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Speaker 1: is true. That is true. That is true.

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Speaker 2: You can send Yes, please send your medical bills. I'll

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Speaker 2: give you an email address later. You can send it

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Speaker 2: to thank I believe w dot H O C A

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Speaker 2: R E. S at Iheartinsurance dot. I argue not Joaquin Phoenix. Okay,

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Speaker 2: we are thrilled Blake to be joined in our thirds

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Speaker 2: the third seat by repeat guests actually a wonderful comedian musician,

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Speaker 2: and look, comedy and music go hand in hand. We

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Speaker 2: all know that these are timing based arts, so of

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Speaker 2: course one leads to X. You know X what's the

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Speaker 2: word exceptional talent? In the other, they have a fucking

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Speaker 2: solo show that they're bringing I can say internationally Ian

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Speaker 2: Lockwood the Farewell Tour. He's bringing it to Brooklyn, Los Angeles, Maryland.

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Speaker 2: I know that's a state. In the first two were cities,

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Speaker 2: but we will respect Maryland. We will respect the crabs

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Speaker 2: and also for the whole month of August in Edinburgh,

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Speaker 2: Scotland for the Fringe.

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Speaker 1: We've got mister lockw.

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Speaker 3: Oh, thank you, thank you. You want to know how

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Speaker 3: I got these scars? Got it?

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Speaker 1: Welcome back, welcome back.

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Speaker 3: It's still good to be back.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, like last time you're on. I remember I had

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Speaker 2: known you from your previous work on the internet where

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Speaker 2: you had your your long blonde hair and then you

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Speaker 2: cut it and then you said, don't don't mention my hair. Man.

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Speaker 1: I trying. I'm trying to surprise my mom's with my

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Speaker 1: I was like, oh, so you like it.

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Speaker 3: She was like oh no, no, no no, and she

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Speaker 3: I love that she hated the blonde hair.

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Speaker 2: Right right, Well, hey, look, it's good to see you.

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Speaker 2: It's good to have you back. What's new with you?

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Speaker 1: I mean doing a show at the Fringe.

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Speaker 2: I know a couple of people are we've had on

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Speaker 2: that sounds like the most intimidating thing ever, because I

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Speaker 2: just get to rant on a microphone every day and

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Speaker 2: then move on and move on. I don't have to

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Speaker 2: perfect anything. I can be as sloppy or nonsensical as

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Speaker 2: you know, one person shows what what's what's your?

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Speaker 1: What's your like? Right now?

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Speaker 3: I am hyped. It's a lot of work. But basically

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Speaker 3: the show is me doing like a Dua Lipa concert

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Speaker 3: and Ariana Grande concert, but very funny, very goofy, and

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Speaker 3: and I kill myself at the end. Oh wow, on Mike,

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Speaker 3: every show I kill myself at the.

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Speaker 2: End because it is the farewell tour and you want

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Speaker 3: Get into a suicide pod at the end spoiler alert,

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Speaker 3: which we are building. We are building right now?

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Speaker 1: Wow?

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Speaker 2: Wait, do you know you don't want to hide that?

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Speaker 2: Do you don't you want people to know that that's

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Speaker 3: Guy I actually I take the curtain off the suicide

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Speaker 2: Oh I love it, well, I'm going to get in

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Speaker 3: So yeah, I'm hyped. But mainly I'm just going because

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Speaker 3: I want to get a Scottish husband because I already

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Speaker 1: It's network.

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Speaker 2: Wait, you said you build it up, you already have

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Speaker 3: I do have an American husband. The guy been there,

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Speaker 3: done that, He's great. I can have it. It's different countries.

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Speaker 2: I feel a Scottish. The Scots are really in right now,

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Speaker 2: you know what I mean. Yeah, a lot of people

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Speaker 1: Like, you know, I go to Edinburgh. Maybe find me

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Speaker 1: a little Scottish booth thing, you know what I mean? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: What's Mary Queen of doing? Is she? Is she around still?

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Speaker 1: I think she might be dead.

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Speaker 3: She's dead and my grandmother rest her heart, died a

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Speaker 3: But I believe it. Are you Scottish, says my grandma.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean Ian Lockwood definitely. I mean Ian is

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Speaker 2: already like a good British. You know, that's a Scottish

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Speaker 2: she could be anywhere. English name Lockwood, Like when it's

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Speaker 2: lock exactly.

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Speaker 1: That ain't German, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 3: I feel like I'm going to go there and see

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Speaker 1: Doing this be my spider Man meme. You're like, you're

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Speaker 1: Ian Lockwood too. You're gonna see a few of you. Yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 1: And for the listeners who don't know, you will be

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Speaker 1: doing your show like every single day for a month,

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Speaker 1: and I haven't I can't wait to watch more of

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Speaker 1: your videos. But it sounds like you. The way you

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Speaker 1: describe the show is high. It's more high energy then

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Speaker 1: of course, like a lot of just like a pure

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Speaker 1: get exhausted from just talking like once a day for

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Speaker 1: thirty days. When is your do you know what your

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Speaker 1: time slot is? Because people these shows happen like during

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Speaker 1: the day, in the morning, at night, like there's there's

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Speaker 1: a bunch of different iterations of it.

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Speaker 3: My time slot is ten to twenty pm, which is

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Speaker 3: actually exactly where I wanted to be. That's awesome show. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: and I threw in a bunch of dance I don't

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Speaker 3: know why I talk. I'm learning to dance, and I

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Speaker 3: threw in a bunch of dance breaks into the show.

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Speaker 3: So I'm gonna be.

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Speaker 1: Amazing.

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Speaker 2: Well, look, if you're going to be out there, definitely

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Speaker 2: check out Ian show. Or if you live in Brooklyn, LA,

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Speaker 2: or the state of Maryland, you know, just just anywhere

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Speaker 2: broadly in the state.

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Speaker 1: You could be anywhere.

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Speaker 2: Come to support all right, Ian, We're gonna get to

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Speaker 3: I am Jen Alpha I'm thirteen.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, truly, truly.

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Speaker 1: That's like when I see videos of like these.

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Speaker 2: like like you just know, like yo, let the mind

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Speaker 1: If you don't like it, then just talk shit, you know,

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Speaker 1: I don't know I bring that up. That's like me

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Speaker 1: being like a crabby old man, like leave that mime alone. No, no,

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Speaker 1: What, No, no, it's great, its great, it's great. It's gret

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Speaker 2: Yeah, when you said Mike's way, I thought we were

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Speaker 2: I also said, do not leave the tuna subs out

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Speaker 1: And I was like, I don't know if I don't

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Speaker 2: Anyway, it's okay, correct, All lawsuits have been settled and

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Speaker 2: This is the show, But first we got to ask you,

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Speaker 2: Ian Lockwood, our esteemed guest, what is something from your

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Speaker 3: Big huge sweatpants, m and I'm wearing some right now.

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Speaker 3: I got sweatpants. I went on Amazon. I got sweatpants

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Speaker 2: Why so, Baggy, do you mind showing Do you mind

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Speaker 2: showing the class absolute standing?

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Speaker 1: It'd be funny. He's like, not wearing pants and it

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Speaker 1: was a prank. Do they look? Baggy? Puts your leg up,

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Speaker 1: Now why so Baggy? See I was doing another joker

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Speaker 3: I don't know how I got these.

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Speaker 1: You guys got these baggy pants? I don't know. Just

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Speaker 2: Before we started recording, I say this a lot before

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Speaker 1: But why why so baggy?

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Speaker 3: Well, I hate to admit this, but I have been

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Speaker 3: And yeah, I know, the voice completely betrays it. It's crazy,

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Well, I was gonna say, like, because dancers have a

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Speaker 3: Really yeah exactly, and I was like, no, I look,

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Speaker 1: They'll like, yeah, tying it the sleeves like a bag.

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Speaker 2: And they're like, I used to dance about fifteen years ago.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, I know, because your sneakers are so fucking

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Speaker 1: You are a truffle pig when it comes to dancers.

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Speaker 1: large pantern. Yes, I have a concern that can't wait.

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Speaker 1: I slept in like a double excel, maybe a perhaps

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Speaker 3: More more important than my response to that is I

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Speaker 1: Thank you that's very sweet of you. Thank you.

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Speaker 3: I'm really sorry that happened to you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, this this iHeartRadio. Insurance is going to pay for

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Speaker 3: No, I don't wear no, I don't wear them into

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Speaker 1: That is smart. That's like a symptom of a shaved

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Speaker 3: Yea's horrible. Yeah, yeah, and I miss him every day.

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Speaker 1: What's something you think is underrated?

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Speaker 3: Okay, underrated and this is kind of related to gen Z,

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Speaker 1: Risk taking hmmm yeah, hell, some of that.

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Speaker 3: I'm still on. I'm still on that ship. I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: What's the latest risk. What's the riskiest thing you just

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Speaker 3: I recently took mushrooms and went to a public sauna

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Speaker 1: That's risk. How dehydrated did you get? That's the risk? Pretty?

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Speaker 2: I guess yeaheah, I mean I guess, like, yeah, people

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and like I'll I don't know, I jump off

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Speaker 1: I was it. Yes, you got a mixtapeople can check out.

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Speaker 1: I guess.

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Speaker 3: I guess the videos I could say.

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Speaker 3: And it was cool. It was because I was in

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Speaker 3: Okay, honestly voting, just kidding not, I think what if

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Speaker 1: Finally here first you heard it here first.

437
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Speaker 3: This is also kind of related, but like I think

438
00:20:28,760 --> 00:20:31,520
Speaker 3: cell phones and the Internet might be over. I think

439
00:20:31,560 --> 00:20:32,680
Speaker 3: it's done.

440
00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:34,359
Speaker 1: It's just done.

441
00:20:34,680 --> 00:20:37,879
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, the internet. The Internet just seems to

442
00:20:37,920 --> 00:20:41,160
Speaker 2: be the used to be the cause of and solution

443
00:20:41,280 --> 00:20:43,919
Speaker 2: to all of life's problems, and now it just feels

444
00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:47,320
Speaker 2: like the cause of and solution to cause of all

445
00:20:47,560 --> 00:20:48,360
Speaker 2: and solution to.

446
00:20:48,520 --> 00:20:50,360
Speaker 1: Some of life life's problems.

447
00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:53,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, weird way, Like we'll get into it later.

448
00:20:53,440 --> 00:20:56,000
Speaker 3: But like with Twitter, like everyone's mad about getting the

449
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:58,600
Speaker 3: blue check mark. I didn't used to get mad on

450
00:20:58,600 --> 00:21:01,560
Speaker 3: the Internet. I used to look funny videos of people

451
00:21:01,600 --> 00:21:04,840
Speaker 3: getting beaded and learn how to make bombs.

452
00:21:05,040 --> 00:21:05,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was fun.

453
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:09,880
Speaker 2: Star Runner and maybe some like gnarly car crash videos

454
00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:12,760
Speaker 2: on evil Chili dot com or one of those fucked

455
00:21:12,840 --> 00:21:15,480
Speaker 2: up websites that I remember looking at and people like,

456
00:21:15,560 --> 00:21:18,879
Speaker 2: what are you doing? I don't know the ships on

457
00:21:19,119 --> 00:21:24,080
Speaker 2: this ship's on here, this ship's on here, And then yeah, I.

458
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:27,080
Speaker 3: Think they still have Wait, can I say the F

459
00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:28,560
Speaker 3: word on this podcast?

460
00:21:28,880 --> 00:21:31,040
Speaker 1: Which one? You can? Of course you can't. Wait.

461
00:21:31,080 --> 00:21:34,960
Speaker 3: Actually that's a good question. There there was a site

462
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:42,960
Speaker 3: called e fucked and Internet UK t yes, and it's

463
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:44,960
Speaker 3: all like porn bloopers and like.

464
00:21:45,840 --> 00:21:48,320
Speaker 2: Just like really niche porn like one where like a

465
00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:50,239
Speaker 2: dude is dressed like as an alien, you got like

466
00:21:50,359 --> 00:21:53,600
Speaker 2: seven dicks and ship. Yes, look I was, look, I was.

467
00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:55,560
Speaker 2: I was in my twenties on the internet to at

468
00:21:55,560 --> 00:21:57,639
Speaker 2: one point, and I remember and they used to do

469
00:21:57,680 --> 00:22:00,800
Speaker 2: the wildest ship. They'd be like they'd be like all

470
00:22:00,880 --> 00:22:03,480
Speaker 2: kinds of weird sounds they would like edit into shit.

471
00:22:04,200 --> 00:22:07,439
Speaker 1: Bro, I'm so glad I'm off that. You know, I'm mature,

472
00:22:07,440 --> 00:22:08,800
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. But that was better.

473
00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:10,840
Speaker 3: Now it's like, oh, I have to see if a

474
00:22:10,920 --> 00:22:13,320
Speaker 3: hundred people looked at my Instagram story. No, let me

475
00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:15,240
Speaker 3: go look at farts, right.

476
00:22:15,480 --> 00:22:18,520
Speaker 1: Yeah.

477
00:22:18,560 --> 00:22:21,080
Speaker 2: The Golden era, the Golden era when it was just

478
00:22:21,119 --> 00:22:23,840
Speaker 2: more like yeah, it was a just a sordid lake

479
00:22:23,960 --> 00:22:28,080
Speaker 2: for us to sip from, you know, lemon, yeah yeah,

480
00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:32,760
Speaker 2: oh yeah, the Hits, the Hits, goats, see we all know. Look, yeah,

481
00:22:32,840 --> 00:22:34,640
Speaker 2: so many of those things that were just for like

482
00:22:35,040 --> 00:22:36,800
Speaker 2: that's how you knew like someone was like, oh you

483
00:22:36,840 --> 00:22:39,880
Speaker 2: were like one of the weird bad motherfuckers hunh because

484
00:22:39,880 --> 00:22:40,760
Speaker 2: you knew about that ship.

485
00:22:40,920 --> 00:22:44,040
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, it was it was interesting running into those

486
00:22:44,040 --> 00:22:46,440
Speaker 1: people or you would hear because it was word of mouth.

487
00:22:46,840 --> 00:22:49,760
Speaker 1: It was when word of mouth was still more powerful

488
00:22:49,960 --> 00:22:52,560
Speaker 1: than the Internet. Yeah, it's like, hey, have you seen

489
00:22:52,600 --> 00:22:55,440
Speaker 1: this this video of a guy chops this thing off?

490
00:22:55,600 --> 00:22:58,240
Speaker 1: You know, yeah, that's fake And that's fake. I know

491
00:22:58,280 --> 00:23:02,200
Speaker 1: you're talking about Yeah, right, yeah, don't Yeah, it's Santa Claus.

492
00:23:02,200 --> 00:23:04,760
Speaker 1: It's not really you're gonna say that next. That's my saying,

493
00:23:04,960 --> 00:23:07,280
Speaker 1: if you want me to my Santa Claus.

494
00:23:07,440 --> 00:23:10,359
Speaker 2: Is that guy from the body modification Olympics or whatever

495
00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:13,560
Speaker 2: that video is where he's completely Yeah, he's chopping off

496
00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:13,959
Speaker 2: a wee wee.

497
00:23:14,040 --> 00:23:14,440
Speaker 1: That's fake.

498
00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:18,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, sorry to debunk that. Sorry to debunk that. That's

499
00:23:18,280 --> 00:23:20,720
Speaker 2: what I'm here for. I've I've done the research, so

500
00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:21,399
Speaker 2: you don't have to.

501
00:23:21,640 --> 00:23:24,560
Speaker 1: But yeah, what were you saying, Uh yeah, I don't

502
00:23:24,560 --> 00:23:26,520
Speaker 1: even fucking care anymore that you can go in it.

503
00:23:26,680 --> 00:23:29,719
Speaker 1: So yeah, I don't everything. All people of man internet

504
00:23:29,760 --> 00:23:31,280
Speaker 1: access some note whatever, go ahead.

505
00:23:31,320 --> 00:23:32,879
Speaker 2: No, But that was the thing like back then you

506
00:23:32,920 --> 00:23:35,480
Speaker 2: would just be like, yo, man, yo, I've not seen

507
00:23:35,520 --> 00:23:38,520
Speaker 2: this video, and everybody will come over and you would

508
00:23:38,520 --> 00:23:41,760
Speaker 2: be like getting high and ship everybody gather around your computer.

509
00:23:41,880 --> 00:23:45,520
Speaker 2: You're at my time, my fucking like like desktop desktop

510
00:23:45,600 --> 00:23:48,200
Speaker 2: computer I'm like, y'all not ready for this one to

511
00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:53,320
Speaker 2: like h and now it's like so casual, like everyone's

512
00:23:53,320 --> 00:23:53,760
Speaker 2: so decent.

513
00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:56,840
Speaker 1: It's it really is like a it's a terrible.

514
00:23:56,480 --> 00:23:59,119
Speaker 2: Evolution that's occurred, you know what I mean, Like everyone's

515
00:23:59,160 --> 00:24:03,200
Speaker 2: nothing is is like shocking anymore. And I think that's

516
00:24:03,240 --> 00:24:06,200
Speaker 2: a really bad thing, because I over we become numb

517
00:24:06,240 --> 00:24:10,600
Speaker 2: to like really horrific shit. But anyway, that's the Internet

518
00:24:10,640 --> 00:24:13,800
Speaker 2: of twenty years ago, of fifteen to twenty years ago, yes,

519
00:24:14,520 --> 00:24:18,240
Speaker 2: right before Obama came president. Okay, let's take a quick break.

520
00:24:18,280 --> 00:24:20,800
Speaker 2: We'll be right back and keep talking about this technology thing.

521
00:24:21,520 --> 00:24:24,600
Speaker 1: But yeah, the smartphone thing. Let's talk about it after.

522
00:24:24,320 --> 00:24:38,000
Speaker 2: This and we're back. So there have been a few

523
00:24:38,119 --> 00:24:42,200
Speaker 2: articles lately I've been just perusing that are some version

524
00:24:42,400 --> 00:24:46,960
Speaker 2: of basically saying like gen Z has basically been totally

525
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:51,240
Speaker 2: fucked over by being the first generation to get smartphones

526
00:24:51,280 --> 00:24:54,879
Speaker 2: as children, and it's leading to like, you know, measurably

527
00:24:54,960 --> 00:24:58,960
Speaker 2: higher rates of depression, anxiety, suicidal ideation, and not just

528
00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:01,240
Speaker 2: in the US, but like all over the world, you

529
00:25:01,320 --> 00:25:03,000
Speaker 2: know what I mean, Like these these rates for a

530
00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:07,879
Speaker 2: depression and these other like anxiety and suicide rates. They

531
00:25:08,160 --> 00:25:10,680
Speaker 2: were pretty stable in the two thousands and then rose

532
00:25:10,720 --> 00:25:14,200
Speaker 2: by more than fifty percent in many studies from twenty

533
00:25:14,320 --> 00:25:17,920
Speaker 2: ten to twenty nineteen. And the problem again all over,

534
00:25:18,119 --> 00:25:21,679
Speaker 2: not just the US or Canada, UK, Australia, New Zealand,

535
00:25:21,760 --> 00:25:24,680
Speaker 2: the Nordic countries, many many other countries have exceed these

536
00:25:24,680 --> 00:25:28,040
Speaker 2: sort of the sort of rise and some of like

537
00:25:28,480 --> 00:25:31,439
Speaker 2: these articles are written in kind of like a fucking

538
00:25:31,600 --> 00:25:34,480
Speaker 2: bullshitty fear mongery tone, Like there's one piece in the

539
00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:36,840
Speaker 2: Atlantic that's sort of like saying like, well, now gen

540
00:25:36,960 --> 00:25:40,280
Speaker 2: z quote showing less interest in ever having children than

541
00:25:40,320 --> 00:25:43,560
Speaker 2: prior generations and are more likely to live with their parents,

542
00:25:43,920 --> 00:25:48,000
Speaker 2: which again coming from somebody who has been absolutely destroyed

543
00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:50,359
Speaker 2: by like many recessions as I was coming into like

544
00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:53,120
Speaker 2: young adulthood. It's not because I was on a phone.

545
00:25:53,320 --> 00:25:56,640
Speaker 1: I think a lot of the how many, how many,

546
00:25:56,720 --> 00:25:58,000
Speaker 1: how many were working with too.

547
00:25:58,160 --> 00:26:01,240
Speaker 2: I graduated. I graduated college in two thousand and seven. Baby,

548
00:26:01,359 --> 00:26:04,119
Speaker 2: I was walking into the world with my shiny diploma being.

549
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:07,600
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, no from college. No, No, you're right. I,

550
00:26:07,720 --> 00:26:09,440
Speaker 1: by the way, can I say something I was going

551
00:26:09,440 --> 00:26:12,199
Speaker 1: to have that corrected. I graduated high school and I

552
00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:14,360
Speaker 1: was gonna say it is that is dirt. But yes

553
00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:16,760
Speaker 1: I am, I'm not that old. Like and obviously I

554
00:26:17,320 --> 00:26:19,640
Speaker 1: like Yonan's the perfect one.

555
00:26:19,880 --> 00:26:23,159
Speaker 2: I misspoke, I graduate cause in nineteen o seven, you know,

556
00:26:23,760 --> 00:26:25,160
Speaker 2: you look at a great depression.

557
00:26:25,520 --> 00:26:28,560
Speaker 1: I saw the dot com I've seen them all.

558
00:26:28,600 --> 00:26:33,159
Speaker 2: Baby, you haven't heard life. Well you're in multiple wars. Yeah,

559
00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:34,960
Speaker 2: well no, I'm a draft dodger, you know what I mean.

560
00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:38,280
Speaker 2: I'm just wondering where the your finger was. Yeah, yeah, no,

561
00:26:38,359 --> 00:26:40,560
Speaker 2: that's just that's just from playing guitar go too much.

562
00:26:40,680 --> 00:26:42,680
Speaker 2: I injured it and then the doctor did a bad pick.

563
00:26:43,160 --> 00:26:47,480
Speaker 2: Yeah exactly, that a fat pick. But again, like so

564
00:26:47,520 --> 00:26:49,719
Speaker 2: some of these are sort of like they have that

565
00:26:49,880 --> 00:26:52,680
Speaker 2: tone of like it's just a generational like just.

566
00:26:52,720 --> 00:26:55,119
Speaker 1: Weird thing where they're like, what's wrong with them? It's like,

567
00:26:55,160 --> 00:26:56,480
Speaker 1: we're fucking broke, dude.

568
00:26:56,480 --> 00:27:00,000
Speaker 2: And also like we've seen, we've been told, even Malaya,

569
00:27:00,359 --> 00:27:02,840
Speaker 2: we've heard about like taking care of the environment and

570
00:27:02,840 --> 00:27:05,040
Speaker 2: global warming from a young age, and to know that

571
00:27:05,240 --> 00:27:08,800
Speaker 2: very little is being done to really remedial that adds

572
00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:11,399
Speaker 2: to a thing, little bit of existential dread and a

573
00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:12,480
Speaker 2: bit of a thing where you're.

574
00:27:12,359 --> 00:27:15,359
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, like, fuck, can I afford kids? Is it

575
00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:17,560
Speaker 1: worth having? These are all ideas people have. I think

576
00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:18,480
Speaker 1: that's pretty normal.

577
00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:22,480
Speaker 2: So I'm less thinking that smartphones have something to do

578
00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:25,800
Speaker 2: with that again, because there's a fucking housing crisis and

579
00:27:26,160 --> 00:27:29,440
Speaker 2: everything costs so much more. But when you just look

580
00:27:29,520 --> 00:27:33,680
Speaker 2: narrowly about like smartphones, how could they not have been

581
00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:37,640
Speaker 2: affected by this technological sea change? Because the negative effects

582
00:27:37,640 --> 00:27:40,000
Speaker 2: of social media We've talked about a lot, but like

583
00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:43,479
Speaker 2: even beyond that, there's just like just having this little

584
00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:48,200
Speaker 2: information rectangle in your pocket that lights up twenty four

585
00:27:48,240 --> 00:27:51,280
Speaker 2: to seven has rewired like all of our brains, not

586
00:27:51,359 --> 00:27:54,720
Speaker 2: just younger people, fucking me, you, everybody. And I think

587
00:27:54,720 --> 00:27:57,840
Speaker 2: the mere presence of smartphones, like even when we're not

588
00:27:57,960 --> 00:28:01,000
Speaker 2: using them, are a distraction. In study have also shown

589
00:28:01,040 --> 00:28:04,439
Speaker 2: that people are more capable when their their phones are

590
00:28:04,520 --> 00:28:09,880
Speaker 2: quote in another room instead of nearby. Yeah, so that

591
00:28:09,880 --> 00:28:11,920
Speaker 2: that's that's sort of just broadly I think where we're

592
00:28:11,920 --> 00:28:14,520
Speaker 2: at so far, thoughts some class on that? Do you

593
00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:17,120
Speaker 2: do you find yourself being slightly burnt out? I know

594
00:28:17,480 --> 00:28:20,360
Speaker 2: I'm I'm on the older end, you know, I'm crusty

595
00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:24,159
Speaker 2: and dusty and musty, But what about you the people

596
00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:26,600
Speaker 2: with less wrinkles and tighter skin than I.

597
00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:30,639
Speaker 1: Yeah, the surgery has been successful in that case. I

598
00:28:30,640 --> 00:28:32,840
Speaker 1: do have some of the tightest skin. Skin that's that's

599
00:28:32,840 --> 00:28:35,399
Speaker 1: a snatch anymore. No, your binder clips are showing from

600
00:28:35,440 --> 00:28:40,880
Speaker 1: the back of your neck. Damn it, I said, believe

601
00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:43,040
Speaker 1: go profile. Don't go profile on camera. They're going to

602
00:28:43,040 --> 00:28:45,560
Speaker 1: see the binder clips. Don't buy in bulk until unless

603
00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:48,560
Speaker 1: they got the miles seen your binder clips before. Yeah. No,

604
00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:52,240
Speaker 1: I I went ski. I was fortunate to go skiing

605
00:28:52,280 --> 00:28:55,520
Speaker 1: with my in laws last week and okay, didn't use

606
00:28:55,520 --> 00:28:59,160
Speaker 1: my phone hardly at all. And it was because you know,

607
00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:01,080
Speaker 1: you're like going down the man with people that you

608
00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:04,120
Speaker 1: enjoy being around. It'd be an asshole if you're on

609
00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:08,960
Speaker 1: a phone while skiing. I need everybody to shut up.

610
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:11,880
Speaker 1: I'm going live on from this double black Diamond. The

611
00:29:11,960 --> 00:29:14,280
Speaker 1: service on top of this mountain, ten thousand feet in

612
00:29:14,280 --> 00:29:17,560
Speaker 1: the air sucks. But I also when I had downtime,

613
00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:19,480
Speaker 1: like when you're on the chair lift or whatever that

614
00:29:19,520 --> 00:29:22,480
Speaker 1: takes you back up, you don't have anything to do,

615
00:29:23,040 --> 00:29:26,400
Speaker 1: and that's the time when normally you just start reaching

616
00:29:26,440 --> 00:29:28,880
Speaker 1: for your phone and the one thing that made me

617
00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:31,320
Speaker 1: not reach for my phone is that I didn't want

618
00:29:31,360 --> 00:29:37,480
Speaker 1: to drop my phone, so it was to preserve high addiction. Yes, exactly.

619
00:29:37,560 --> 00:29:39,760
Speaker 1: So that's a good, totally feel that good. And you

620
00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:42,240
Speaker 1: said you do keep your phone in the other room.

621
00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:43,880
Speaker 1: I think you said that when we started.

622
00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:46,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, I tried to it. It is such a big

623
00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:49,000
Speaker 3: difference maker. Even if you have it face down, you

624
00:29:49,080 --> 00:29:52,040
Speaker 3: just don't look at it. I was at the sauna

625
00:29:52,080 --> 00:29:53,840
Speaker 3: for my birthday a couple of weeks ago, and I

626
00:29:54,160 --> 00:29:58,120
Speaker 3: cannot have on mushrooms. You cannot have your phone in

627
00:29:58,120 --> 00:29:59,920
Speaker 3: the sauna because you can't be taking pictures of people.

628
00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:02,280
Speaker 2: You can't be on mushrooms, but you can be on

629
00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:05,520
Speaker 2: much might as well. Yeah, entertainment right there for sure.

630
00:30:05,600 --> 00:30:08,800
Speaker 3: So maybe I'm not really increasing my attention spam. But uh,

631
00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:12,720
Speaker 3: it was really really it was. And looking at the

632
00:30:12,760 --> 00:30:14,560
Speaker 3: wood paneled ceiling.

633
00:30:14,520 --> 00:30:16,360
Speaker 1: Right, yeah it was great.

634
00:30:16,920 --> 00:30:21,920
Speaker 3: But uh it really is so so liberating. I am

635
00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:23,440
Speaker 3: trying to do it more and more.

636
00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:25,400
Speaker 2: Well, right, because I think the thing that keeps us

637
00:30:25,480 --> 00:30:27,520
Speaker 2: looking right, this is what we always we've always heard

638
00:30:27,560 --> 00:30:30,840
Speaker 2: about the dopamine hit that you get right, So we've

639
00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:34,320
Speaker 2: already reinforced it with like beneficial behavior. So like you

640
00:30:34,360 --> 00:30:38,600
Speaker 2: get positive social interactions on your phone, but now, like

641
00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:42,400
Speaker 2: you know, we have a fucking just NonStop source of

642
00:30:42,480 --> 00:30:45,720
Speaker 2: stimulation that we just can't fucking put down. And like,

643
00:30:45,760 --> 00:30:46,959
Speaker 2: you know, I can get that thing where I get

644
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:49,680
Speaker 2: the phantom buzz in my pocket when I'm like, oh

645
00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:51,360
Speaker 2: my phone and my shit is not even on me,

646
00:30:51,400 --> 00:30:51,800
Speaker 2: and I'm.

647
00:30:51,640 --> 00:30:53,480
Speaker 1: Like, fuck, you're cramp.

648
00:30:54,120 --> 00:30:56,400
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, no, no, no, it's not even that's like my

649
00:30:56,520 --> 00:30:59,200
Speaker 2: nerves are just mispiring because it's like phone phone. But

650
00:30:59,320 --> 00:31:01,360
Speaker 2: like even in twin eighteen, the co creator of the

651
00:31:01,400 --> 00:31:06,040
Speaker 2: iPhone expressed concern about smartphone addiction and said stress this quote,

652
00:31:06,240 --> 00:31:10,240
Speaker 2: our smartphone bottle needs to tell us we've had enough,

653
00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:13,760
Speaker 2: and suggested that government regulations might be needed if tech

654
00:31:13,800 --> 00:31:17,280
Speaker 2: companies won't take this problem seriously. Spoiler alert for that

655
00:31:17,320 --> 00:31:20,360
Speaker 2: person from twenty eighteen. They have not taken it seriously

656
00:31:20,840 --> 00:31:24,479
Speaker 2: at all. Nobody has. And how you know, I think

657
00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:25,840
Speaker 2: because we think of it as just sort of this

658
00:31:25,960 --> 00:31:27,840
Speaker 2: like it's a phone, we need it. But again, I

659
00:31:27,840 --> 00:31:30,960
Speaker 2: think gen Z comes back into this because they were

660
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:35,240
Speaker 2: definitely uniquely positioned as sort of guinea pigs in this

661
00:31:35,440 --> 00:31:38,800
Speaker 2: mass social experiment because they were they were so young

662
00:31:38,840 --> 00:31:42,800
Speaker 2: when the technology became widespread, and on average, gen Z

663
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:48,160
Speaker 2: got their first smartphone at age twelve, and few remember

664
00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:51,880
Speaker 2: a world before smartphones like even existed, right, And I

665
00:31:51,920 --> 00:31:53,400
Speaker 2: think that's the other thing that a lot of people

666
00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:56,280
Speaker 2: are saying, like in person interactions are so important to

667
00:31:56,320 --> 00:31:59,840
Speaker 2: the brain's development, and swapping those out for virtual interactions

668
00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:02,520
Speaker 2: may not have been a big deal for boomers or

669
00:32:02,760 --> 00:32:06,280
Speaker 2: you know, like boomers like me, or even millennials, but

670
00:32:06,760 --> 00:32:11,080
Speaker 2: for gen Z, their brains development was absolutely had to

671
00:32:11,120 --> 00:32:14,040
Speaker 2: have been disrupted by sort of like this new technologist or.

672
00:32:14,080 --> 00:32:15,960
Speaker 1: Like bing bing bing bing bing. Yeah you like thumbs up?

673
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:17,120
Speaker 1: Do you like heart? Do you like this? Do you

674
00:32:17,160 --> 00:32:17,840
Speaker 1: like this? Do you like this?

675
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:20,600
Speaker 2: Are you gonna get your sense of self worth? Are

676
00:32:20,640 --> 00:32:22,840
Speaker 2: you gonna derive it from what you're seeing on this screen?

677
00:32:23,320 --> 00:32:25,000
Speaker 2: And I don't mean to say like all of it

678
00:32:25,040 --> 00:32:27,080
Speaker 2: can be laid at the feet of smartphones, but it

679
00:32:27,120 --> 00:32:30,840
Speaker 2: is very interesting to look at why, like in that era,

680
00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:33,240
Speaker 2: what it looked like because I didn't get a fucking

681
00:32:33,280 --> 00:32:35,680
Speaker 2: phone until I was in high school, and even then,

682
00:32:36,600 --> 00:32:39,240
Speaker 2: the fucking Nokia thirty three ninety the most I could

683
00:32:39,240 --> 00:32:40,960
Speaker 2: do is play fucking snake on that shit?

684
00:32:41,560 --> 00:32:42,080
Speaker 1: You know what I mean?

685
00:32:42,560 --> 00:32:44,960
Speaker 2: Like I was not, Oh hell yeah? And you know

686
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:46,800
Speaker 2: how you knew somebody was good if they only used

687
00:32:46,840 --> 00:32:48,200
Speaker 2: three and fucking seven?

688
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:51,760
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Did you? Did you fuck

689
00:32:51,800 --> 00:32:54,880
Speaker 1: with the three and seven? You know I needed more

690
00:32:54,880 --> 00:32:56,120
Speaker 1: buttons than just three and seven.

691
00:32:56,200 --> 00:32:59,840
Speaker 2: You could three and seven, but no, if that was efficient, man,

692
00:33:00,040 --> 00:33:02,040
Speaker 2: you only use three and seven to move the snake around?

693
00:33:02,040 --> 00:33:04,360
Speaker 1: Anyway? This is me being a boomer on my Are you.

694
00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:07,680
Speaker 3: Using okay, let's talk about this. I don't understand how

695
00:33:07,720 --> 00:33:09,000
Speaker 3: you're just using two?

696
00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:13,360
Speaker 2: So you on it two, four, six, and eight where

697
00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:17,240
Speaker 2: you're up like left, right and down, but three was

698
00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:20,520
Speaker 2: up and right, seven was down or to the left,

699
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:22,960
Speaker 2: And it's not like and it's not like you could

700
00:33:23,040 --> 00:33:25,840
Speaker 2: do like contextually made sense if you were gonna like,

701
00:33:25,880 --> 00:33:27,600
Speaker 2: depending on where the snake was gonna go. You can't

702
00:33:27,600 --> 00:33:30,760
Speaker 2: go right again if you're already moving in that direction.

703
00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:31,960
Speaker 2: So if you hit three, you go up.

704
00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:34,200
Speaker 1: You know what I mean. You don't have to condescend

705
00:33:34,240 --> 00:33:40,080
Speaker 1: about it, but I do really feel this is my

706
00:33:40,160 --> 00:33:43,680
Speaker 1: new show. Hey, how you play snake man? First? What

707
00:33:44,520 --> 00:33:52,480
Speaker 1: he's talking over everyone about? Three? Up with it? Also,

708
00:33:52,760 --> 00:33:56,400
Speaker 1: I mean it's hard to you know, change tones after that,

709
00:33:56,480 --> 00:33:59,040
Speaker 1: but it is wild to me, Like I do feel

710
00:33:59,360 --> 00:34:03,800
Speaker 1: really bad ad for like kids obviously where we of

711
00:34:03,920 --> 00:34:08,239
Speaker 1: course we have some sort of perspective at least where

712
00:34:08,360 --> 00:34:11,200
Speaker 1: at least we know it's bad for us, and we know,

713
00:34:11,400 --> 00:34:14,399
Speaker 1: like we can intuitively say, it's incredibly difficult. And that's

714
00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:16,520
Speaker 1: the whole problem here is even putting your phone in

715
00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:19,319
Speaker 1: the other room. We're bragging that we're putting a like

716
00:34:19,480 --> 00:34:23,279
Speaker 1: half a pound object in another room, and was like, yeah,

717
00:34:23,280 --> 00:34:25,440
Speaker 1: I'm pretty like I'm mentally strong. I don't have to

718
00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:28,360
Speaker 1: have it like right next to me, but it's still impressive.

719
00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:31,040
Speaker 1: And then just kids, I just feel so fucking bad.

720
00:34:31,080 --> 00:34:33,919
Speaker 1: Where like middle you think about midle school and high school,

721
00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:37,240
Speaker 1: that was just so hard enough when you would think

722
00:34:37,320 --> 00:34:40,960
Speaker 1: that possibly people might be doing things without you, or

723
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:43,600
Speaker 1: maybe people were talking about you or something, and then

724
00:34:43,920 --> 00:34:47,600
Speaker 1: it's actually in it's it's tangible and you can actually

725
00:34:47,680 --> 00:34:50,160
Speaker 1: see because people are me and a shit at any age,

726
00:34:50,200 --> 00:34:52,759
Speaker 1: particularly then, and then that's in your face. It's just

727
00:34:52,920 --> 00:34:57,279
Speaker 1: so brutal. So I don't know what that solution is. Well,

728
00:34:57,440 --> 00:34:57,880
Speaker 1: here's the thing.

729
00:34:57,920 --> 00:35:01,520
Speaker 2: I mean, like right like New technology have always been

730
00:35:01,640 --> 00:35:05,000
Speaker 2: sort of like the fodder for irrational fear mongering about

731
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:07,239
Speaker 2: how like the young people, you know, whether that was

732
00:35:07,400 --> 00:35:11,279
Speaker 2: video games or TV or jazz phonographs, you know what

733
00:35:11,360 --> 00:35:13,960
Speaker 2: I mean, There's always there's always something. But I think

734
00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:16,719
Speaker 2: unlike these other ones, this is one where, like you know,

735
00:35:16,719 --> 00:35:19,520
Speaker 2: the the we've seen the reach, like video games doesn't

736
00:35:19,520 --> 00:35:23,120
Speaker 2: turn people into fucking like violent, fucking freaks. But like

737
00:35:23,640 --> 00:35:27,160
Speaker 2: actual scientists seem pretty worried about smartphones and kids. I

738
00:35:27,200 --> 00:35:29,120
Speaker 2: think that's like the one difference here with a lot

739
00:35:29,120 --> 00:35:31,680
Speaker 2: of these other ones. And one neuroscientist is sort of

740
00:35:31,680 --> 00:35:35,200
Speaker 2: sounding the alarm on how smartphones alter young people's brain chemistry,

741
00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:38,520
Speaker 2: which again seems to be causing more anxiety or depression

742
00:35:38,600 --> 00:35:42,319
Speaker 2: or even aggression. And I think you look at now, right,

743
00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:44,799
Speaker 2: I you know, I know young people. I know some

744
00:35:44,920 --> 00:35:46,560
Speaker 2: gen Z people. You know, I got, I got them

745
00:35:46,560 --> 00:35:47,680
Speaker 2: in my family, you know what I mean. And I

746
00:35:47,719 --> 00:35:49,440
Speaker 2: know how to talk to the youth them. But your

747
00:35:49,480 --> 00:35:50,880
Speaker 2: finger on the pulse, Yeah, I got.

748
00:35:50,719 --> 00:35:53,080
Speaker 1: My finger on the pulse, baby, And I say, hey,

749
00:35:53,280 --> 00:35:56,840
Speaker 1: what do you mean? You know, like Bazooka Joe, They're like,

750
00:35:56,840 --> 00:35:58,560
Speaker 1: what the fuck are you talking about? What do you mean?

751
00:35:58,560 --> 00:36:06,520
Speaker 2: What am I talking about? Oh my god, Wait, y'all

752
00:36:06,520 --> 00:36:09,600
Speaker 2: don't watch a different world? Okay, fine, where's everybody going?

753
00:36:09,760 --> 00:36:10,080
Speaker 1: Nobody?

754
00:36:10,200 --> 00:36:10,319
Speaker 3: Wait?

755
00:36:10,320 --> 00:36:11,799
Speaker 1: Wait wait wait, come back, come back, come back down.

756
00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:14,200
Speaker 1: But like you know, but I even hear this too

757
00:36:14,239 --> 00:36:17,200
Speaker 1: from young people like flip phones, like they they're they're

758
00:36:17,239 --> 00:36:18,239
Speaker 1: not really feeling it either.

759
00:36:18,239 --> 00:36:20,120
Speaker 2: They're like, bro, I'm kind of fucking burnt out off

760
00:36:20,120 --> 00:36:22,520
Speaker 2: this ship too, and which also I think is the

761
00:36:22,520 --> 00:36:25,319
Speaker 2: reason why we're seeing flip phone sales go up, Like

762
00:36:25,440 --> 00:36:29,600
Speaker 2: especially in the last year. More people are wanting just simpler,

763
00:36:29,640 --> 00:36:32,839
Speaker 2: you know, quote dumb phones and would rather do like

764
00:36:32,880 --> 00:36:36,000
Speaker 2: you always hear about digital detoxes or people cunning down

765
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:39,640
Speaker 2: on screen time because I think innately we feel that

766
00:36:39,680 --> 00:36:43,520
Speaker 2: there is just something slightly fucking off a bit like

767
00:36:43,560 --> 00:36:46,680
Speaker 2: when we're always on our phones and always like you know,

768
00:36:46,880 --> 00:36:49,600
Speaker 2: just engaging with each other in this like very non

769
00:36:49,600 --> 00:36:52,560
Speaker 2: personal way, but at other in other times, like having

770
00:36:52,600 --> 00:36:54,719
Speaker 2: the source the phone be the source of like our

771
00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:57,840
Speaker 2: positive or negative feelings for sure. So all that to

772
00:36:57,880 --> 00:36:59,879
Speaker 2: say is I would love, I think I will fuck

773
00:36:59,880 --> 00:37:02,560
Speaker 2: with a Nokia thirty three ninety again if they just

774
00:37:02,560 --> 00:37:06,879
Speaker 2: make it lighter, if like because already you know, look Blake,

775
00:37:06,920 --> 00:37:08,760
Speaker 2: you know this. We got the we got the big thighs.

776
00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:12,080
Speaker 2: So people know what model phone I have because there's

777
00:37:12,120 --> 00:37:14,759
Speaker 2: a fucking beautiful outline in my pocket.

778
00:37:14,960 --> 00:37:17,320
Speaker 1: Well it tears through my pocket. They see it because

779
00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:20,120
Speaker 1: constantly I just take one step forward and pop throop,

780
00:37:20,320 --> 00:37:24,200
Speaker 1: just like Selvage denim. It comes just rips right through it.

781
00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:24,640
Speaker 1: It's crazy.

782
00:37:24,680 --> 00:37:27,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, uh, would you do a dummy phone like a

783
00:37:27,440 --> 00:37:29,480
Speaker 2: normal phone or you think I mean, I think I

784
00:37:29,480 --> 00:37:32,320
Speaker 2: would use it contextually part of me, Like if I'm traveling,

785
00:37:32,920 --> 00:37:35,360
Speaker 2: I kind of need other stuff to kind of orient

786
00:37:35,440 --> 00:37:37,480
Speaker 2: myself to be like, oh, yeah, where where am I?

787
00:37:37,840 --> 00:37:39,279
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Like I don't you don't

788
00:37:39,280 --> 00:37:40,720
Speaker 1: have those kinds of innate skills.

789
00:37:40,760 --> 00:37:43,560
Speaker 2: But other times, again my day to day, it's like, yeah,

790
00:37:43,560 --> 00:37:45,799
Speaker 2: I can check my you MoMA computer, text me if

791
00:37:45,840 --> 00:37:48,680
Speaker 2: you need me, and that's really about it. Like the

792
00:37:48,760 --> 00:37:52,840
Speaker 2: apps and shit, fuck, I was scrolling TikTok for so

793
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:55,799
Speaker 2: fucking long yesterday. I was embarrassed and humiliated.

794
00:37:56,200 --> 00:38:00,560
Speaker 1: It's crazy, and like for me, I think psychologically it

795
00:38:00,560 --> 00:38:02,959
Speaker 1: it's two it's probably more than two things, but it's

796
00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:07,360
Speaker 1: eliminating a brainless use of it like to have intent.

797
00:38:07,600 --> 00:38:10,319
Speaker 1: So if I'm picking up my phone, I want to

798
00:38:10,400 --> 00:38:13,840
Speaker 1: intentionally be like I want to check my email for

799
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:17,239
Speaker 1: my career, or I want to send a text to

800
00:38:17,440 --> 00:38:20,160
Speaker 1: my wife or whatever. You know, I want to post

801
00:38:20,160 --> 00:38:22,440
Speaker 1: even because we have to post these awful fucking videos

802
00:38:22,480 --> 00:38:24,319
Speaker 1: like or I'm speaking for myself, like I have my

803
00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:27,400
Speaker 1: awful stand up online, so it's like I need to

804
00:38:27,520 --> 00:38:30,279
Speaker 1: go on, I need to post my stand up. And

805
00:38:30,640 --> 00:38:32,880
Speaker 1: but then to your point, it's like why you should

806
00:38:32,880 --> 00:38:34,319
Speaker 1: have it in the other room. It seems like that

807
00:38:34,360 --> 00:38:37,839
Speaker 1: eliminates the mindless, like, oh, I feel my brain isn't

808
00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:40,719
Speaker 1: doing anything right now, I'm going to just mindlessly pick

809
00:38:40,760 --> 00:38:45,520
Speaker 1: up my phone. My phone automatically floats to Instagram, automatically

810
00:38:45,520 --> 00:38:49,759
Speaker 1: floats to TikTok. And I think also it's actually comprehending

811
00:38:49,760 --> 00:38:53,040
Speaker 1: and putting rules in place about how available you actually

812
00:38:53,080 --> 00:38:56,280
Speaker 1: need to be. Where that's I think that's another reason

813
00:38:56,320 --> 00:38:59,359
Speaker 1: why I personally use it a lot, where it's, oh

814
00:38:59,600 --> 00:39:04,200
Speaker 1: am I going to miss whatever opportunity this, you know,

815
00:39:04,480 --> 00:39:07,160
Speaker 1: headlining weekend, or they're going to immediately pick someone else

816
00:39:07,239 --> 00:39:09,440
Speaker 1: if I don't look at my phone for ten minutes,

817
00:39:09,480 --> 00:39:13,279
Speaker 1: Like that's no so or yeah so, or yeah they

818
00:39:13,320 --> 00:39:16,200
Speaker 1: will they won't reach out at all, but right, no,

819
00:39:16,520 --> 00:39:19,840
Speaker 1: I think it's intent and then also having being actually

820
00:39:19,880 --> 00:39:23,200
Speaker 1: conscious and critically thinking about how available do you actually

821
00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:27,040
Speaker 1: need to be versus what you perceive, right for sure?

822
00:39:27,239 --> 00:39:30,520
Speaker 3: And boredom is so important, Like boredom is where your creative.

823
00:39:30,560 --> 00:39:34,200
Speaker 3: Boredom is where you rest, It's where you reflect on things.

824
00:39:34,719 --> 00:39:38,240
Speaker 3: You gotta have breaks, and you gotta be bored sometimes.

825
00:39:38,320 --> 00:39:42,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, the NonStop stimulation is not a great thing. Like

826
00:39:42,040 --> 00:39:43,839
Speaker 2: I just think too of like before I even got

827
00:39:43,840 --> 00:39:46,200
Speaker 2: a computer in my room, like as a kid, right,

828
00:39:46,239 --> 00:39:49,720
Speaker 2: like I was so into like whittling fucking sticks, dude,

829
00:39:50,080 --> 00:39:52,680
Speaker 2: Like I remember when I was like in nineteen oh seven.

830
00:39:53,600 --> 00:39:56,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you were a wittler. Yeah, just whindling

831
00:39:57,040 --> 00:39:59,520
Speaker 1: an old corn cob pipe for Pappy and me.

832
00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:03,239
Speaker 2: Like I remember, like I did like one summer camp

833
00:40:03,320 --> 00:40:06,040
Speaker 2: and like like a fucking counselor had like a knife

834
00:40:06,080 --> 00:40:07,840
Speaker 2: and like sort of like shaved it off and like

835
00:40:07,960 --> 00:40:10,319
Speaker 2: made it like into a spear, and I begged my.

836
00:40:10,320 --> 00:40:12,960
Speaker 1: Parents give me like a pocket knife. I remember begs them.

837
00:40:13,200 --> 00:40:14,799
Speaker 2: And then when I was like eleven, They're like all right,

838
00:40:14,840 --> 00:40:17,239
Speaker 2: motherfucker like we we we think we can trust you

839
00:40:17,280 --> 00:40:19,680
Speaker 2: with it. I had that shit, bro. All I was

840
00:40:19,719 --> 00:40:22,680
Speaker 2: doing was just shaving sticks down, doing all this shit,

841
00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:26,200
Speaker 2: had this little like stick collection of fucking little like

842
00:40:26,280 --> 00:40:27,239
Speaker 2: walking sticks, and.

843
00:40:27,520 --> 00:40:28,880
Speaker 1: Like, oh, yo, you want to see a good like

844
00:40:28,920 --> 00:40:30,719
Speaker 1: I used to be that kid. They're like, you want

845
00:40:30,760 --> 00:40:31,680
Speaker 1: to see a good one?

846
00:40:31,760 --> 00:40:33,840
Speaker 2: Like I would say shit like that, And I know

847
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:36,719
Speaker 2: now I think about that too as a parent. I'm like,

848
00:40:36,800 --> 00:40:39,560
Speaker 2: I hope you know, like you just need these kinds

849
00:40:39,600 --> 00:40:42,880
Speaker 2: of weird little things that are like tactile or you know,

850
00:40:43,040 --> 00:40:45,160
Speaker 2: just kind of for you that you can just kind

851
00:40:45,160 --> 00:40:48,360
Speaker 2: of zone out while doing without any attachment again to

852
00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:49,919
Speaker 2: like will this get likes?

853
00:40:49,960 --> 00:40:52,439
Speaker 1: Will this get is? This will just get clout? Will

854
00:40:52,440 --> 00:40:54,400
Speaker 1: this help me with my showing other people? And just

855
00:40:54,400 --> 00:40:56,120
Speaker 1: be like, no, this is me with my little sticks.

856
00:40:56,120 --> 00:40:57,680
Speaker 1: I got to see if my mom has she probably

857
00:40:57,680 --> 00:41:02,600
Speaker 1: to laugh at it. Your prolific stick whittling where the

858
00:41:02,680 --> 00:41:05,800
Speaker 1: camera zooms out in the whole area around your childhood

859
00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:09,640
Speaker 1: house is like a fern gully level deforestation from you

860
00:41:09,760 --> 00:41:14,240
Speaker 1: chopping down all these streets to whittle all these goddamn sticks.

861
00:41:14,680 --> 00:41:16,839
Speaker 2: No, I remember, dude, there was one time we went

862
00:41:16,880 --> 00:41:19,080
Speaker 2: on a fucking hiking Griffith Park. I found this big

863
00:41:19,120 --> 00:41:21,960
Speaker 2: ass fucking branch, big ad like this shit couldn't fit

864
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:24,319
Speaker 2: in my fucking parents' car, and I was like, we

865
00:41:24,480 --> 00:41:26,880
Speaker 2: gotta bring this back, and they're like, you're not dragging

866
00:41:26,880 --> 00:41:30,040
Speaker 2: a fucking sixty pound branch back to the fucking car.

867
00:41:30,080 --> 00:41:32,600
Speaker 1: And I remember being so fucked up about it. And

868
00:41:32,640 --> 00:41:34,880
Speaker 1: then I was like, well, it snapped me off this part,

869
00:41:35,080 --> 00:41:35,439
Speaker 1: and then.

870
00:41:35,440 --> 00:41:37,880
Speaker 2: Like that was allowed to take that part back and

871
00:41:37,920 --> 00:41:39,960
Speaker 2: I got that shit down so smooth, and then I

872
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:41,799
Speaker 2: was like, yo, dad, I need some sandpaper. I want

873
00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:44,480
Speaker 2: to get this shit again. These are the sort of

874
00:41:44,480 --> 00:41:46,800
Speaker 2: things that are born out of like your childhood boredom

875
00:41:47,320 --> 00:41:50,200
Speaker 2: rather than kind of like going out there. And and

876
00:41:50,280 --> 00:41:53,480
Speaker 2: again I know that, like, kids are much smarter these days,

877
00:41:53,480 --> 00:41:55,560
Speaker 2: so I'm not I'm not holding them for having access

878
00:41:55,600 --> 00:41:58,719
Speaker 2: to this information. But that's where again I'm old. I'm

879
00:41:58,760 --> 00:42:00,799
Speaker 2: from the silent generation, and it used to be about

880
00:42:00,840 --> 00:42:01,880
Speaker 2: stick whittling.

881
00:42:01,960 --> 00:42:03,880
Speaker 3: And nobody gets kids knives anymore.

882
00:42:04,560 --> 00:42:06,520
Speaker 1: No, bring that back.

883
00:42:07,200 --> 00:42:11,279
Speaker 2: You know, an knife teaches a kid responsibility, Yeah, you

884
00:42:11,320 --> 00:42:12,880
Speaker 2: know what I mean, Like you can't go waving that

885
00:42:12,880 --> 00:42:14,959
Speaker 2: thing out. But now, like again I feel like there's

886
00:42:15,120 --> 00:42:18,680
Speaker 2: our there's probably like all these videos on like how

887
00:42:18,719 --> 00:42:22,160
Speaker 2: to start a fucking pyramid scam just with a pocket knife,

888
00:42:22,200 --> 00:42:25,080
Speaker 2: and like you know, kids going completely wrong direction, just

889
00:42:25,520 --> 00:42:27,839
Speaker 2: just trying to get whittling back, you know what I mean,

890
00:42:28,040 --> 00:42:29,839
Speaker 2: or be a pyromaniac like I was.

891
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:31,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know the.

892
00:42:31,160 --> 00:42:33,040
Speaker 3: Way you know it would looks so sick for the

893
00:42:33,040 --> 00:42:36,719
Speaker 3: three of us. We gotta get flip phones belt holster.

894
00:42:37,280 --> 00:42:40,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, well you know that's coming back, you know

895
00:42:40,680 --> 00:42:42,960
Speaker 2: that shit like the way mom jeans have come back

896
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:45,600
Speaker 2: and all the dad shoes and shit like that. I'm

897
00:42:45,960 --> 00:42:48,320
Speaker 2: I'm telling you people are gonna start rocking the fucking

898
00:42:48,480 --> 00:42:52,319
Speaker 2: gigantic bluetooth with the fucking mic mic piece, like the

899
00:42:52,440 --> 00:42:54,279
Speaker 2: mic arm on it, you know what I mean, Like

900
00:42:54,320 --> 00:42:57,360
Speaker 2: you're taking a business call with the phone holster tucked

901
00:42:57,360 --> 00:43:01,080
Speaker 2: in polo shirt with a leather braided belt and some

902
00:43:01,239 --> 00:43:03,279
Speaker 2: like leather braided handles, you know what I mean. And

903
00:43:03,280 --> 00:43:05,640
Speaker 2: that's and that's the that'll be called drip.

904
00:43:05,840 --> 00:43:08,920
Speaker 1: You know. I just remember this key appeel sketch I

905
00:43:08,960 --> 00:43:12,000
Speaker 1: think it was called Black Republicans where Key getting jorded.

906
00:43:12,400 --> 00:43:14,719
Speaker 1: First of all, everyone's like wearing like their pants and just

907
00:43:14,840 --> 00:43:16,920
Speaker 1: they kept pulling up their pants like over and over

908
00:43:16,960 --> 00:43:19,080
Speaker 1: again and kept saying we're not a monolith, We're not

909
00:43:19,120 --> 00:43:21,080
Speaker 1: a monolith. But but they were all wearing the exact

910
00:43:21,120 --> 00:43:24,279
Speaker 1: same outfits, like with this the holster on their you know,

911
00:43:24,360 --> 00:43:29,439
Speaker 1: like the phone holster pulling out. It's it's a great

912
00:43:29,480 --> 00:43:32,040
Speaker 1: sketch if you want to check. We're pretty diverse group.

913
00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:35,279
Speaker 1: Yet diverse group.

914
00:43:36,200 --> 00:43:40,080
Speaker 2: And then yeah, oh man, all right, let's take a

915
00:43:40,120 --> 00:43:43,080
Speaker 2: quick break. We'll come back to talk about blue checks

916
00:43:43,120 --> 00:43:55,440
Speaker 2: and the eclipses right after this, and.

917
00:43:55,480 --> 00:43:57,240
Speaker 1: We're back Twitter.

918
00:43:57,520 --> 00:44:01,400
Speaker 2: Twitter, Twitter, not gonna call it X in my life ever.

919
00:44:01,719 --> 00:44:04,080
Speaker 2: You can't make me do it. You're not my real dad.

920
00:44:04,239 --> 00:44:06,560
Speaker 2: But thanks for the pocket knife, Elon. I won't do

921
00:44:06,680 --> 00:44:09,560
Speaker 2: it so Twitter. I mean, look, they had this like

922
00:44:09,719 --> 00:44:13,799
Speaker 2: verification paid subscription system. Obviously when the blue check no

923
00:44:13,880 --> 00:44:16,640
Speaker 2: longer came, became about like being like, no, you can

924
00:44:16,640 --> 00:44:18,400
Speaker 2: trust that this person is who they say they are.

925
00:44:18,400 --> 00:44:20,800
Speaker 2: They are verified, and became like, hey, you want to

926
00:44:20,800 --> 00:44:26,239
Speaker 2: give Elon a couple books, But apparently Lord Twitter himself

927
00:44:26,280 --> 00:44:30,200
Speaker 2: Elon Musk just decided that everyone with like at least

928
00:44:30,239 --> 00:44:34,839
Speaker 2: twenty five hundred verified subscriber follows will be given a

929
00:44:34,920 --> 00:44:38,080
Speaker 2: premium account, and people with more than five thousand will

930
00:44:38,080 --> 00:44:41,160
Speaker 2: get a Premium plus account for free. And I guess

931
00:44:41,200 --> 00:44:43,279
Speaker 2: the Premium plus just means they have access to that

932
00:44:43,320 --> 00:44:48,080
Speaker 2: thing grock, which is the anti woke chat bot chat

933
00:44:48,120 --> 00:44:51,240
Speaker 2: GPT thing that just tells like the worst fucking jokes

934
00:44:51,280 --> 00:44:53,920
Speaker 2: that you've ever heard. But I know someone is probably

935
00:44:54,160 --> 00:44:57,239
Speaker 2: taking that material to some open mic somewhere as we

936
00:44:57,320 --> 00:44:58,200
Speaker 2: speak right now.

937
00:44:58,480 --> 00:45:00,960
Speaker 1: I'm sure of it. I don't have to put me

938
00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:02,399
Speaker 1: on blast like that, but go ahead.

939
00:45:02,480 --> 00:45:05,000
Speaker 2: Well look you didn't have to cop to it, but

940
00:45:05,280 --> 00:45:07,160
Speaker 2: it could have just been a subliminal that I hit.

941
00:45:07,200 --> 00:45:10,040
Speaker 1: But black people, you don't know what your tones like,

942
00:45:10,160 --> 00:45:14,319
Speaker 1: do you? When you speak it is? You don't know

943
00:45:14,360 --> 00:45:15,319
Speaker 1: what your tones like?

944
00:45:17,920 --> 00:45:22,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm just raised eyebrows looking at you the whole time.

945
00:45:22,120 --> 00:45:24,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know some through the back of your head. Yeah,

946
00:45:24,640 --> 00:45:26,160
Speaker 1: it goes circles your head.

947
00:45:29,239 --> 00:45:31,600
Speaker 2: But now this means that pretty much anyone with a

948
00:45:31,680 --> 00:45:34,759
Speaker 2: large number of follows, I think, unless you're probably the

949
00:45:34,840 --> 00:45:38,520
Speaker 2: kind of count that deals with actively shit talking blue checks,

950
00:45:38,600 --> 00:45:41,800
Speaker 2: you probably don't have that many blue checks following you.

951
00:45:41,920 --> 00:45:42,520
Speaker 1: Good for you.

952
00:45:42,600 --> 00:45:44,399
Speaker 2: Pretty much all of those accounts with like the large

953
00:45:44,400 --> 00:45:47,160
Speaker 2: flyings now have the blue check mark, and it's like

954
00:45:47,480 --> 00:45:49,680
Speaker 2: embarrassing all these people. I don't know if you've seen

955
00:45:49,719 --> 00:45:51,960
Speaker 2: on Twitter, with all these people who are just like yo,

956
00:45:52,120 --> 00:45:56,239
Speaker 2: I never fucking ever would ever fucking do this shit.

957
00:45:57,000 --> 00:45:57,839
Speaker 1: Who do we have?

958
00:45:58,280 --> 00:46:01,359
Speaker 2: There's Marcy Wheeler, who's like a legal journalist who covers

959
00:46:01,400 --> 00:46:04,160
Speaker 2: a lot of stuff in DC just to quote shit

960
00:46:04,560 --> 00:46:08,839
Speaker 2: I've been forcibly blue checked. Another writer at Wired said,

961
00:46:09,320 --> 00:46:11,400
Speaker 2: Lauren Good said, my blue check is back, and I

962
00:46:11,440 --> 00:46:12,399
Speaker 2: just want to make it clear.

963
00:46:12,560 --> 00:46:16,000
Speaker 1: I am not paying Elon Musk for this. Thanks very much.

964
00:46:16,480 --> 00:46:20,160
Speaker 1: Vet Nicole Brown from Community She said, what happened? I

965
00:46:20,160 --> 00:46:22,600
Speaker 1: didn't pay for this. I would never pay for this.

966
00:46:23,800 --> 00:46:27,919
Speaker 2: Then another person, MSNBC host Katie Fang, also said, what's

967
00:46:27,920 --> 00:46:29,880
Speaker 2: with the random blue check? I didn't ask for or

968
00:46:29,920 --> 00:46:32,399
Speaker 2: pay for Mark Hamill of Star Wars fame.

969
00:46:32,680 --> 00:46:33,839
Speaker 1: I didn't pay for mine either.

970
00:46:34,239 --> 00:46:38,120
Speaker 2: People, Please don't judge me for my complimentary blue check.

971
00:46:38,239 --> 00:46:41,439
Speaker 2: Everybody is so sensitive because I get it. It kind

972
00:46:41,440 --> 00:46:44,680
Speaker 2: of became like the blue badge of dishonor for those

973
00:46:44,719 --> 00:46:45,279
Speaker 2: of how you're like.

974
00:46:45,280 --> 00:46:48,600
Speaker 1: Yo, bro, you're really giving Elon a fucking really like that,

975
00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:50,040
Speaker 1: like for what? For what?

976
00:46:50,719 --> 00:46:54,200
Speaker 2: And he he described it, or he basically responded to

977
00:46:54,239 --> 00:46:56,120
Speaker 2: all these tweets by saying he called them, he said,

978
00:46:56,280 --> 00:47:03,279
Speaker 2: such ingrates Yeah, yes, thanks for that. Yeah, they're they're

979
00:47:03,280 --> 00:47:05,799
Speaker 2: so ungrateful. They never they never wanted it. They're like,

980
00:47:06,120 --> 00:47:09,000
Speaker 2: they're ungrateful because you gave them a thing they never

981
00:47:09,120 --> 00:47:12,400
Speaker 2: wanted and actively made a point to not have, and

982
00:47:12,440 --> 00:47:15,120
Speaker 2: they're ungrateful. It sounds like you forcibly gave them a

983
00:47:15,160 --> 00:47:18,520
Speaker 2: shitty thing that they never wanted and you're violin. Really,

984
00:47:18,560 --> 00:47:19,239
Speaker 2: that's what it sounds like.

985
00:47:19,680 --> 00:47:23,960
Speaker 1: He's such an asshole that something as banal and just

986
00:47:24,040 --> 00:47:26,520
Speaker 1: like boring as a blue check now has become a

987
00:47:26,840 --> 00:47:29,919
Speaker 1: like he's made that controversial. He's such a fucking pain

988
00:47:29,960 --> 00:47:32,239
Speaker 1: in the answer, that guy. Yeah, And it kind of

989
00:47:32,280 --> 00:47:34,919
Speaker 1: reminds me of like anyone with a blue check that now,

990
00:47:35,040 --> 00:47:37,800
Speaker 1: you know, like it generally does say not about everyone,

991
00:47:37,840 --> 00:47:40,440
Speaker 1: but it does say something. That's what the inference is.

992
00:47:40,760 --> 00:47:42,800
Speaker 1: You know that you're supporting Elon Musk, and you support

993
00:47:42,800 --> 00:47:45,000
Speaker 1: what Elon Musk stands for and the stupid shit that

994
00:47:45,040 --> 00:47:47,279
Speaker 1: he says, And it reminds me a little bit. There's

995
00:47:47,320 --> 00:47:49,399
Speaker 1: a comedian named Luke Giordano and he had a really

996
00:47:49,400 --> 00:47:52,600
Speaker 1: funny joke about like, isn't it crazy that now when

997
00:47:52,600 --> 00:47:56,400
Speaker 1: you see an American flag in someone's Twitter profile, it's like, whoa,

998
00:47:56,440 --> 00:48:00,920
Speaker 1: okay Nazi all of a sudden, that's been co opted

999
00:48:00,960 --> 00:48:03,960
Speaker 1: by these groups where it should just be the flag

1000
00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:06,880
Speaker 1: of a country, but it's been I said, co opted.

1001
00:48:07,040 --> 00:48:08,680
Speaker 1: Can I should I say co opted a few times?

1002
00:48:08,719 --> 00:48:12,160
Speaker 1: I'm losing the steam. Sure co opted, Okay, thank you

1003
00:48:12,160 --> 00:48:14,360
Speaker 1: one more time? And co opted.

1004
00:48:14,719 --> 00:48:16,600
Speaker 2: Oh I'm out here being like, yeah, I think I

1005
00:48:16,600 --> 00:48:18,200
Speaker 2: don't not enough blue checks.

1006
00:48:18,239 --> 00:48:20,520
Speaker 1: I'm like, thank god, I'm like, I'm like, I don't

1007
00:48:20,520 --> 00:48:23,239
Speaker 1: have enough followers. Should to be popping like that on

1008
00:48:23,320 --> 00:48:25,920
Speaker 1: that shit enough for to be like, oh yeah, okay,

1009
00:48:26,719 --> 00:48:28,239
Speaker 1: but yeah I again.

1010
00:48:28,320 --> 00:48:30,880
Speaker 2: It's it is funny just to see how how toxic

1011
00:48:30,920 --> 00:48:34,560
Speaker 2: the entire brand has become. But hey, you know, we're

1012
00:48:34,560 --> 00:48:36,959
Speaker 2: not here to cry tears of pity for Elon Musk.

1013
00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:44,480
Speaker 2: It's just I hope you, I hope you fuck right off, ASSHOLETS.

1014
00:48:42,200 --> 00:48:44,480
Speaker 3: Is such a thing that someone who owns an Emerald

1015
00:48:44,480 --> 00:48:45,200
Speaker 3: mind would.

1016
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:48,879
Speaker 1: Say, yeah, truly right, it does. It is such.

1017
00:48:48,960 --> 00:48:53,200
Speaker 2: It is very Marie Antoinette, Marie Antoinette, you know, like

1018
00:48:53,560 --> 00:48:56,840
Speaker 2: such ingrates and then like goes back to like I

1019
00:48:56,840 --> 00:49:00,359
Speaker 2: don't know, fucking making people that he stole from like

1020
00:49:00,480 --> 00:49:03,960
Speaker 2: the Orient dance for him, like in some weird fucking

1021
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:07,759
Speaker 2: scene from like a nineteenth century movie such in Grade

1022
00:49:07,800 --> 00:49:10,520
Speaker 2: Snow keep dancing for me as I smoke my opium.

1023
00:49:11,040 --> 00:49:15,600
Speaker 1: Anyway, So moving on though, we have the eclipse coming Monday.

1024
00:49:15,960 --> 00:49:17,680
Speaker 1: You're in New York, right Ian? Yeah?

1025
00:49:18,160 --> 00:49:19,880
Speaker 2: Are you do you have any I mean, you're not

1026
00:49:20,120 --> 00:49:22,520
Speaker 2: quite in the path of totality, but I know twenty

1027
00:49:22,640 --> 00:49:24,840
Speaker 2: nine counties in New York are Do you have it?

1028
00:49:24,960 --> 00:49:27,480
Speaker 1: Do you have any eclipse plans? You try to see?

1029
00:49:27,560 --> 00:49:31,000
Speaker 3: I'm definitely gonna stare at it. I am kind of

1030
00:49:31,040 --> 00:49:34,279
Speaker 3: done with seeing, and I think that would be an

1031
00:49:34,280 --> 00:49:35,239
Speaker 3: awesome way to go out.

1032
00:49:35,719 --> 00:49:36,520
Speaker 1: That's risk taking.

1033
00:49:36,920 --> 00:49:43,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's risk taking there, it is. Yeah. Man, you

1034
00:49:43,120 --> 00:49:44,919
Speaker 2: you kind of got some big stuff coming up. Don't

1035
00:49:44,960 --> 00:49:47,520
Speaker 2: need mine, don't you know what? If I have weird

1036
00:49:47,600 --> 00:49:50,920
Speaker 2: spots in my vision, that's fine. I Mean I've always said, like,

1037
00:49:51,080 --> 00:49:54,040
Speaker 2: if it were closer and I had planned more, I

1038
00:49:54,080 --> 00:49:56,880
Speaker 2: definitely would probably do mushrooms and want to have the

1039
00:49:56,920 --> 00:50:01,720
Speaker 2: totality sweep over me. Just because the videos of people, Oh,

1040
00:50:01,760 --> 00:50:04,040
Speaker 2: and I know there's got to be something to it,

1041
00:50:04,320 --> 00:50:06,640
Speaker 2: and it freaked the fuck out of the ancients. So

1042
00:50:07,160 --> 00:50:09,800
Speaker 2: just for that, I feel like it's worth something. But anyway,

1043
00:50:10,120 --> 00:50:14,279
Speaker 2: we have the total solar eclipse happening on Monday. But

1044
00:50:14,800 --> 00:50:17,040
Speaker 2: you know, just because we live we're not in the

1045
00:50:17,040 --> 00:50:20,719
Speaker 2: time of ancients, it doesn't mean our current society is

1046
00:50:20,800 --> 00:50:25,440
Speaker 2: too good for fucking weird ass backwards conspiracy theories. And

1047
00:50:25,520 --> 00:50:27,760
Speaker 2: there's just a lot there's a lot of these fucking

1048
00:50:27,800 --> 00:50:31,280
Speaker 2: weird ones. Alex Jones, remember him, He's out here screaming

1049
00:50:31,320 --> 00:50:35,680
Speaker 2: that the eclipse will be accompanied by Masonic rituals. Okay,

1050
00:50:35,760 --> 00:50:38,360
Speaker 2: that will rusher in the new world order. I don't

1051
00:50:38,400 --> 00:50:43,080
Speaker 2: know how again, how any of that works. Others have

1052
00:50:43,200 --> 00:50:47,120
Speaker 2: also claimed that the various counties in Texas and Oklahoma

1053
00:50:47,600 --> 00:50:50,320
Speaker 2: which have declared a state of emergency many have because

1054
00:50:50,320 --> 00:50:52,240
Speaker 2: they're just merely saying there're gonna be so many people

1055
00:50:52,280 --> 00:50:55,040
Speaker 2: coming to observe the eclipse that they just need a

1056
00:50:55,040 --> 00:50:56,920
Speaker 2: preemptly be like, yeah, we might need all hands on

1057
00:50:56,960 --> 00:51:00,000
Speaker 2: deck ands in case people get hurt, whatever that. Because

1058
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:02,440
Speaker 2: because of that, the states of emergency have only been

1059
00:51:02,480 --> 00:51:06,760
Speaker 2: done to quote kickstart a billionaire lead World New World Order.

1060
00:51:06,800 --> 00:51:09,279
Speaker 1: Which again obviously has anti Semitic tropes there too. But

1061
00:51:09,480 --> 00:51:14,000
Speaker 1: why this wasn't done during any previous eclipse, like we

1062
00:51:14,120 --> 00:51:16,560
Speaker 1: just had one in twenty seven, y'all were pretty quiet then,

1063
00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:18,560
Speaker 1: huh unclear? Unclear.

1064
00:51:18,920 --> 00:51:22,399
Speaker 2: There's also there's a project that NASA. This is also

1065
00:51:22,400 --> 00:51:25,320
Speaker 2: getting a lot of attention. Apparently there's a NASA project

1066
00:51:25,400 --> 00:51:28,600
Speaker 2: on Chinka Teau Island, chink Tea Island, shout out mister

1067
00:51:28,640 --> 00:51:32,240
Speaker 2: Whippy the ice cream Place, which will fire rockets quote

1068
00:51:32,320 --> 00:51:36,960
Speaker 2: at the Moon during the eclipse. And again it's not

1069
00:51:37,080 --> 00:51:39,880
Speaker 2: because NASA is like, yeah, dude, we're about to fucking

1070
00:51:39,920 --> 00:51:43,040
Speaker 2: bring the return of Satan or something by firing rockets

1071
00:51:43,080 --> 00:51:46,040
Speaker 2: at the moon. But they're trying to stop it. Yeah,

1072
00:51:46,080 --> 00:51:48,480
Speaker 2: they're trying to stop the return of Satan. They're exactly,

1073
00:51:48,520 --> 00:51:50,040
Speaker 2: they should just say it comes from the sky.

1074
00:51:50,120 --> 00:51:50,479
Speaker 1: Of course.

1075
00:51:50,560 --> 00:51:52,480
Speaker 2: They're like, are you serious? You think we're trying to

1076
00:51:52,480 --> 00:51:55,040
Speaker 2: do something bad. We're trying to fucking stop the dark

1077
00:51:55,160 --> 00:51:57,640
Speaker 2: the Lord of Prince of Darkness, from descending on our

1078
00:51:57,640 --> 00:52:00,560
Speaker 2: fucking mortal plane. Are you fucking for real? You should

1079
00:52:00,560 --> 00:52:02,920
Speaker 2: be thanking us. That's what we're doing. We're protecting you

1080
00:52:02,960 --> 00:52:06,680
Speaker 2: off from Satan. Obviously, they're there to do like actual

1081
00:52:06,760 --> 00:52:09,440
Speaker 2: research about like aspects of the Sun and the Earth

1082
00:52:09,480 --> 00:52:12,520
Speaker 2: that you can only achieve when there is an eclipse.

1083
00:52:12,880 --> 00:52:15,560
Speaker 2: But the thing that also has people's attention is the

1084
00:52:15,600 --> 00:52:20,120
Speaker 2: acronym apep apep, which is a nod to the Egyptian

1085
00:52:20,280 --> 00:52:24,560
Speaker 2: snake god of darkness, and a far right influencer believes

1086
00:52:24,960 --> 00:52:27,880
Speaker 2: this will lead this will lead to the occult doing

1087
00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:31,880
Speaker 2: rituals performed by the quote Brotherhood of the Snake Oo.

1088
00:52:32,520 --> 00:52:35,040
Speaker 2: Unless I'm mistaken, I think we're the villains of the

1089
00:52:35,080 --> 00:52:38,120
Speaker 2: first Conan movie. But I don't know's that's where someone

1090
00:52:38,120 --> 00:52:40,640
Speaker 2: else to look into. But again, this is just to

1091
00:52:40,719 --> 00:52:44,920
Speaker 2: look at how the fucking magnetic and electric fields change

1092
00:52:45,160 --> 00:52:48,840
Speaker 2: during an eclipse. And again it's to do research on

1093
00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:52,239
Speaker 2: aspects of the Sun and Earth that are only possible

1094
00:52:52,680 --> 00:52:57,280
Speaker 2: when the fucking moon temporarily blocks the Sun's like, that's

1095
00:52:57,320 --> 00:53:01,240
Speaker 2: all it's not because it's gonna be snake Fest twenty

1096
00:53:01,280 --> 00:53:05,239
Speaker 2: twenty four with you know who knows what coming in

1097
00:53:05,280 --> 00:53:06,480
Speaker 2: to be our new overlords.

1098
00:53:06,960 --> 00:53:08,280
Speaker 1: And then unreadit.

1099
00:53:08,880 --> 00:53:10,640
Speaker 2: It's so funny, like people on Reddit, like on the

1100
00:53:10,640 --> 00:53:13,040
Speaker 2: conspiracy theorists, I've read it they're saying this, the eclipse

1101
00:53:13,040 --> 00:53:17,359
Speaker 2: could lead to a massive human sacrifice, and when you're like, well,

1102
00:53:17,400 --> 00:53:20,600
Speaker 2: where'd you get that, they're basically just like laying over

1103
00:53:20,640 --> 00:53:23,719
Speaker 2: the path of totality from twenty seventeen and the path

1104
00:53:23,760 --> 00:53:26,120
Speaker 2: of totality from twenty twenty four, and where the two

1105
00:53:26,160 --> 00:53:27,840
Speaker 2: lines intersect, They're.

1106
00:53:27,640 --> 00:53:31,960
Speaker 1: Like, right there, that's exactly Like what does one have

1107
00:53:32,040 --> 00:53:34,400
Speaker 1: to do with the fucking other X marks the spot

1108
00:53:34,520 --> 00:53:37,400
Speaker 1: and what's gonna happen in that spot other than a

1109
00:53:37,440 --> 00:53:39,200
Speaker 1: mass sacrifice.

1110
00:53:38,880 --> 00:53:41,879
Speaker 2: Massive human sacrifice, And you're like, what does that even mean?

1111
00:53:42,400 --> 00:53:45,000
Speaker 2: Like what they said it could trigger the new Madrid

1112
00:53:45,040 --> 00:53:45,640
Speaker 2: fault line.

1113
00:53:46,080 --> 00:53:48,839
Speaker 1: But then but the whole thing is they'll make it

1114
00:53:48,920 --> 00:53:52,520
Speaker 1: look fucking natural, but it's man made and it could

1115
00:53:52,520 --> 00:53:55,760
Speaker 1: be a serious loss of life disaster for the United States.

1116
00:53:56,480 --> 00:54:00,320
Speaker 2: I'm not sure, but if things were that easy to playing,

1117
00:54:01,000 --> 00:54:02,480
Speaker 2: I don't know, man, shit, maybe I should just start

1118
00:54:02,520 --> 00:54:03,680
Speaker 2: dealing in these conspiracy theories.

1119
00:54:03,719 --> 00:54:06,120
Speaker 1: I could come, wait, come up way better shit than this.

1120
00:54:06,800 --> 00:54:09,480
Speaker 1: I feel like there's a more fun, less stressful way

1121
00:54:09,520 --> 00:54:12,000
Speaker 1: to conspiracy, you know, like it doesn't have to be

1122
00:54:12,080 --> 00:54:13,920
Speaker 1: a mass sacrifice.

1123
00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:16,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, it could be like yo, if you are like yo,

1124
00:54:16,520 --> 00:54:19,319
Speaker 2: if you you know, if you have asthma and you

1125
00:54:19,360 --> 00:54:21,720
Speaker 2: are in this and you are in this specific spot,

1126
00:54:21,840 --> 00:54:23,160
Speaker 2: your asthma will be cured.

1127
00:54:23,560 --> 00:54:25,439
Speaker 1: Like, I'm like that, that's a look like a low

1128
00:54:25,520 --> 00:54:28,600
Speaker 1: risk say like low risk scam con job to pull

1129
00:54:28,640 --> 00:54:29,839
Speaker 1: on people, you know what I mean.

1130
00:54:30,040 --> 00:54:32,680
Speaker 2: But then like, unless you have severe asthma, it's only

1131
00:54:32,719 --> 00:54:36,319
Speaker 2: for just very you know, not as severe, less intense asthma.

1132
00:54:36,320 --> 00:54:38,799
Speaker 2: If you're using a nebulizer, sorry, this eclipse will not

1133
00:54:38,800 --> 00:54:41,239
Speaker 2: help you. Maybe may stick around for twenty forty four.

1134
00:54:41,719 --> 00:54:45,760
Speaker 1: This is an abuteral situation exclusive definitely a red or Yeah,

1135
00:54:45,840 --> 00:54:46,920
Speaker 1: exactly exactly.

1136
00:54:47,080 --> 00:54:50,520
Speaker 2: And given the state of how much our medications cost,

1137
00:54:50,719 --> 00:54:52,919
Speaker 2: people will be like shit, man, like these inhalers costs

1138
00:54:52,920 --> 00:54:54,680
Speaker 2: a lot. Maybe I will go there to get healed

1139
00:54:54,719 --> 00:54:57,040
Speaker 2: by the eclipse. Yeah, it's a low steak one. I

1140
00:54:57,080 --> 00:54:58,240
Speaker 2: feel like people are crazy.

1141
00:54:58,360 --> 00:54:59,799
Speaker 3: They don't even know what's really going on.

1142
00:55:00,480 --> 00:55:02,319
Speaker 1: Yeah, what what is really going on?

1143
00:55:03,920 --> 00:55:07,040
Speaker 3: During the eclipse, Me and all the other LGBT people

1144
00:55:07,160 --> 00:55:09,760
Speaker 3: were gonna do spells to make people gay in trans

1145
00:55:09,880 --> 00:55:10,480
Speaker 3: It's awesome.

1146
00:55:11,120 --> 00:55:14,799
Speaker 1: Yeah wait see that was another concern that I had.

1147
00:55:15,360 --> 00:55:16,640
Speaker 1: I don't know how to bring it up with you,

1148
00:55:16,680 --> 00:55:18,759
Speaker 1: so I'm glad. I was going to ask ye, well,

1149
00:55:19,719 --> 00:55:20,800
Speaker 1: insight everyone.

1150
00:55:21,239 --> 00:55:23,800
Speaker 3: The way it works is each person can only pick

1151
00:55:24,320 --> 00:55:27,480
Speaker 3: one other person, so we we're just gonna double, which

1152
00:55:27,520 --> 00:55:28,200
Speaker 3: isn't that much.

1153
00:55:28,800 --> 00:55:31,640
Speaker 1: Oh okay interesting. Oh now I'm gonna be upset if

1154
00:55:31,680 --> 00:55:35,840
Speaker 1: I don't get picked. I'm so sorry you in advance,

1155
00:55:36,200 --> 00:55:42,719
Speaker 1: you're not I'm not picking. No one's thinking about me, nobody. God,

1156
00:55:42,920 --> 00:55:47,040
Speaker 1: this is like a smartphone. Literally, Eclipse is a smartphone.

1157
00:55:47,239 --> 00:55:48,920
Speaker 1: It feels like I've been left out again.

1158
00:55:49,160 --> 00:55:51,280
Speaker 3: Man, I'm doing David Harbor.

1159
00:55:52,280 --> 00:55:54,960
Speaker 1: That's a good that's a great things from straight.

1160
00:55:55,400 --> 00:55:56,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm excited.

1161
00:55:58,360 --> 00:56:02,400
Speaker 2: That there's a there's a whole breadsheet too, like Alex Jones, Like,

1162
00:56:02,480 --> 00:56:03,680
Speaker 2: here's an exact spreadsheet.

1163
00:56:04,080 --> 00:56:07,840
Speaker 4: Well, the LGBTU people they check off which person that

1164
00:56:07,880 --> 00:56:13,000
Speaker 4: they're gonna focus on to make them LGBTQ during the eclipse, okay,

1165
00:56:13,080 --> 00:56:15,360
Speaker 4: and they make sure that there's no redundancy because they wanted.

1166
00:56:15,160 --> 00:56:19,040
Speaker 1: To be the most efficient operation absolutely possible. Yeah, there's

1167
00:56:19,120 --> 00:56:22,400
Speaker 1: going to be an armada of David Harber's of day

1168
00:56:22,480 --> 00:56:24,080
Speaker 1: David Harper's. There's gonna be a horrortter.

1169
00:56:24,120 --> 00:56:26,240
Speaker 4: There's gonna be an admiral David Harbor of the Horn

1170
00:56:27,400 --> 00:56:30,520
Speaker 4: of the Country, and there won't be spared.

1171
00:56:30,560 --> 00:56:34,719
Speaker 1: They will not be spared. Boy, oh boy, a fragile

1172
00:56:34,760 --> 00:56:37,200
Speaker 1: world he must live in. When it's like it's like

1173
00:56:37,280 --> 00:56:41,439
Speaker 1: someone can make me gay by thinking about it. That's

1174
00:56:41,480 --> 00:56:42,480
Speaker 1: the fucking danger.

1175
00:56:42,800 --> 00:56:44,279
Speaker 2: Although I know it's just to kind of keep a

1176
00:56:44,360 --> 00:56:47,680
Speaker 2: homophobia live in the air for his audience, but my god,

1177
00:56:47,719 --> 00:56:50,719
Speaker 2: either way, Hey, but let us know is that gang,

1178
00:56:50,760 --> 00:56:53,080
Speaker 2: if you do live in the like, are are gonna

1179
00:56:53,080 --> 00:56:57,040
Speaker 2: be in the path of totality? Please fucking take a video,

1180
00:56:57,280 --> 00:57:02,280
Speaker 2: please for me, so I can live by curiously through you, Okay,

1181
00:57:02,440 --> 00:57:05,000
Speaker 2: because I'm I'm not gonna be able to make it Jack,

1182
00:57:05,200 --> 00:57:08,120
Speaker 2: you know, he he kicks, He beats himself up talking

1183
00:57:08,120 --> 00:57:09,919
Speaker 2: about how he thought it would be a good idea

1184
00:57:09,920 --> 00:57:12,120
Speaker 2: to go. He like last week thought oh maybe he

1185
00:57:12,120 --> 00:57:14,480
Speaker 2: could figure out something. He's like, everything is just sold

1186
00:57:14,480 --> 00:57:17,240
Speaker 2: out or like just prohibitively expensive. Never mind, I thought

1187
00:57:17,240 --> 00:57:19,800
Speaker 2: maybe I could take my kids to see it. But hey,

1188
00:57:20,200 --> 00:57:22,200
Speaker 2: let us live through you if you happen to live

1189
00:57:22,200 --> 00:57:23,840
Speaker 2: in the path of totality, you know what I mean?

1190
00:57:24,080 --> 00:57:27,520
Speaker 1: What's so funny, Blake, I'm sorry, it's just the saddest

1191
00:57:29,160 --> 00:57:32,680
Speaker 1: last minute eclipse planned gone arrived. Even if you like

1192
00:57:32,800 --> 00:57:35,360
Speaker 1: it was cheap, it would be like don't do that, Jack,

1193
00:57:35,520 --> 00:57:37,640
Speaker 1: Come on, like don't just turn the lights off into

1194
00:57:37,600 --> 00:57:39,640
Speaker 1: your house, like you don't have to do that. And

1195
00:57:39,760 --> 00:57:42,240
Speaker 1: then it's just too expensive to go, And then it's

1196
00:57:42,240 --> 00:57:46,520
Speaker 1: the travel is like, oh god, I'm sorry, do you wait?

1197
00:57:46,600 --> 00:57:48,200
Speaker 1: Hold on? Are you not interested in the eclipse?

1198
00:57:48,600 --> 00:57:48,840
Speaker 3: No?

1199
00:57:48,960 --> 00:57:51,480
Speaker 1: I'm also glad you told me because I didn't know

1200
00:57:51,520 --> 00:57:54,400
Speaker 1: this was coming and I wouldn't have been like, god, him,

1201
00:57:54,440 --> 00:57:56,760
Speaker 1: I hungover. This is a really bad hand, wife.

1202
00:57:58,160 --> 00:57:59,320
Speaker 2: What is it?

1203
00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:02,800
Speaker 1: I'm not hitting Philadelphia is No, I think it's too

1204
00:58:02,840 --> 00:58:06,720
Speaker 1: far west. I think it's western. New York is the closest.

1205
00:58:06,320 --> 00:58:08,440
Speaker 2: Like Indianapol is going to be a huge spot like

1206
00:58:08,520 --> 00:58:14,480
Speaker 2: near like Buffalo, New York. Burlington from yeah, yeah, Montreal, Quebec.

1207
00:58:14,720 --> 00:58:18,600
Speaker 1: You know what I mean. Ah, lucky, lucky, lucky. I've

1208
00:58:18,600 --> 00:58:21,560
Speaker 1: always wanted to plan. I'm sure I would get fucked

1209
00:58:21,560 --> 00:58:24,480
Speaker 1: out of this, but like a stand up date during

1210
00:58:24,840 --> 00:58:27,080
Speaker 1: like a big event like that, you know where they

1211
00:58:27,080 --> 00:58:29,840
Speaker 1: have to pay for your hotel anyway where, Like you know,

1212
00:58:30,840 --> 00:58:32,880
Speaker 1: Burlington has an amazing club. I don't know if you've

1213
00:58:32,880 --> 00:58:34,720
Speaker 1: ever been there yet, but it's called like Vermont Comedy

1214
00:58:34,720 --> 00:58:36,520
Speaker 1: Club and it's one of the best comedy clubs in

1215
00:58:36,520 --> 00:58:39,360
Speaker 1: the country, and it's like, got it. I can't get

1216
00:58:39,400 --> 00:58:42,280
Speaker 1: there during the Path of Totality, you know, I guess

1217
00:58:42,320 --> 00:58:44,720
Speaker 1: it's on a Monday anyway, but or the Super Bowl,

1218
00:58:44,840 --> 00:58:46,520
Speaker 1: like you know, doing a like doing stand up in

1219
00:58:46,600 --> 00:58:48,200
Speaker 1: Vegas during the Super Bowl or something.

1220
00:58:48,520 --> 00:58:51,000
Speaker 2: R Yeah, I'm sure it was Gonnaret. I think the

1221
00:58:51,040 --> 00:58:53,400
Speaker 2: next one will be invisible in the United States in

1222
00:58:53,480 --> 00:58:56,280
Speaker 2: twenty forty four, so you have some time to get

1223
00:58:56,320 --> 00:58:56,960
Speaker 2: your cloud up.

1224
00:58:58,720 --> 00:59:00,240
Speaker 1: I might have to be the one after. I'd have

1225
00:59:00,320 --> 00:59:04,560
Speaker 1: to be twenty sixty six six six, oh.

1226
00:59:04,480 --> 00:59:08,600
Speaker 2: God, oh after the yard bark or whatever. Bring on,

1227
00:59:08,720 --> 00:59:13,400
Speaker 2: bring on the Masonic rituals and whatever what have you. Yeah,

1228
00:59:13,760 --> 00:59:16,120
Speaker 2: I'm really curious to Like it's so funny, like we

1229
00:59:16,160 --> 00:59:19,080
Speaker 2: never check in with like these fucking freaks the day

1230
00:59:19,120 --> 00:59:22,080
Speaker 2: after they say something's gonna happen, and they're like, what

1231
00:59:22,120 --> 00:59:22,920
Speaker 2: are they going to say?

1232
00:59:23,240 --> 00:59:25,160
Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, well, just the deep State caught it off

1233
00:59:25,160 --> 00:59:26,600
Speaker 4: because you rot your attention on it.

1234
00:59:27,160 --> 00:59:28,400
Speaker 1: Oh okay, just like that.

1235
00:59:28,520 --> 00:59:31,360
Speaker 2: Huh, well, bless you, bless you.

1236
00:59:31,360 --> 00:59:33,880
Speaker 1: You still owe the Sandy Hook families a lot of money.

1237
00:59:33,880 --> 00:59:34,480
Speaker 1: Alex Jones.

1238
00:59:34,560 --> 00:59:38,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, anyway, that's gonna do it for us. But Ian Lockwood,

1239
00:59:38,440 --> 00:59:41,520
Speaker 2: thank you so much for joining us. Where do people

1240
00:59:41,680 --> 00:59:44,440
Speaker 2: find you? Follow you, engage with your work?

1241
00:59:44,920 --> 00:59:49,040
Speaker 3: Find me online on all platforms at mister Ian Lockwood

1242
00:59:49,280 --> 00:59:52,760
Speaker 3: with an m R. I wish I had Ian Lockwood,

1243
00:59:52,800 --> 00:59:55,080
Speaker 3: but it belongs to a dead city planner.

1244
00:59:55,760 --> 00:59:58,680
Speaker 1: Oh no, what what city planner?

1245
00:59:59,280 --> 01:00:02,040
Speaker 3: I think you did one dead one. I think he

1246
01:00:02,120 --> 01:00:04,280
Speaker 3: did like Fort Lauderdale.

1247
01:00:04,360 --> 01:00:05,600
Speaker 1: Actually wow.

1248
01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:08,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's just someone that it's just it's just there,

1249
01:00:08,280 --> 01:00:09,680
Speaker 2: it's on, it's unmovable.

1250
01:00:10,120 --> 01:00:12,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, basically I think he's probably in hell.

1251
01:00:12,560 --> 01:00:17,560
Speaker 1: So uh, that's just my guess. All Right. Is there

1252
01:00:17,600 --> 01:00:22,600
Speaker 1: some tweet or work of media that you're enjoy Yeah.

1253
01:00:22,640 --> 01:00:25,960
Speaker 3: I've been reading his gravestone a lot. It's been awesome.

1254
01:00:28,480 --> 01:00:30,960
Speaker 1: He survived by here lies this fucking herb.

1255
01:00:31,520 --> 01:00:34,680
Speaker 3: Yeah. I also I saw a problem Mesta recently which

1256
01:00:34,720 --> 01:00:37,280
Speaker 3: I really really liked. Good movie.

1257
01:00:37,360 --> 01:00:42,400
Speaker 1: I've heard really great things about that. Blake Wexler, what

1258
01:00:42,520 --> 01:00:46,080
Speaker 1: about You. I have a one hour stand up special

1259
01:00:46,080 --> 01:00:48,919
Speaker 1: called Blake Wexler Daddy Long Legs, which is streaming on

1260
01:00:49,120 --> 01:00:52,240
Speaker 1: YouTube right now. And then some road dates April, I'm

1261
01:00:52,240 --> 01:00:56,680
Speaker 1: gonna be in Cincinnati, Philly and Brooklyn a lot of people.

1262
01:00:56,720 --> 01:00:58,480
Speaker 1: Last time I did the show at a Strong Rope

1263
01:00:58,520 --> 01:01:00,600
Speaker 1: in Brooklyn, which I show love to have you on.

1264
01:01:00,640 --> 01:01:03,720
Speaker 1: At some point Ian, a lot of Zei gang came out.

1265
01:01:03,800 --> 01:01:05,440
Speaker 1: One of them offered to buy me a beer and

1266
01:01:05,440 --> 01:01:07,280
Speaker 1: then I told them I drink for free here and

1267
01:01:07,320 --> 01:01:09,680
Speaker 1: then I got taken away. So that was I apologize

1268
01:01:09,680 --> 01:01:11,080
Speaker 1: that I was rude. I think his name was John

1269
01:01:11,160 --> 01:01:14,280
Speaker 1: or Joe, but it was a fantastic person to meet.

1270
01:01:14,320 --> 01:01:17,120
Speaker 1: And then in May, I'm going to be in Bristol, Tennessee, Lancaster,

1271
01:01:17,160 --> 01:01:20,320
Speaker 1: Pennsylvanian in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. So you can get tickets in

1272
01:01:20,400 --> 01:01:24,160
Speaker 1: my link tree at Blake Wexler social media. Wow, and

1273
01:01:24,200 --> 01:01:28,520
Speaker 1: do you still have nudes in bio? Nudes in the bio. Yeah,

1274
01:01:28,680 --> 01:01:32,680
Speaker 1: they're just pinned too like I am in the photos.

1275
01:01:37,280 --> 01:01:42,000
Speaker 1: To my post, Yeah, to my my grid. Okay. Is

1276
01:01:42,040 --> 01:01:44,400
Speaker 1: there tweet or other work of media that you're enjoyed? Yes?

1277
01:01:45,000 --> 01:01:48,200
Speaker 1: And Ian's going to be in Maryland. This is and

1278
01:01:48,240 --> 01:01:51,720
Speaker 1: then hard Break talking about a sad thing and then

1279
01:01:51,720 --> 01:01:54,240
Speaker 1: a funny thing. This is about the bridge collapse in Maryland.

1280
01:01:54,320 --> 01:01:57,000
Speaker 1: This is a tweet from at roy Wood Junior and

1281
01:01:57,080 --> 01:02:01,400
Speaker 1: he said, dude who survived the bridge collapse in declined

1282
01:02:01,440 --> 01:02:05,040
Speaker 1: hospital treat h declined a hospital trip for sure. Had

1283
01:02:05,080 --> 01:02:08,120
Speaker 1: a woman to get home too? A hospital holding you up.

1284
01:02:08,360 --> 01:02:10,919
Speaker 1: The later you get home, the less likely she's gonna

1285
01:02:10,960 --> 01:02:13,480
Speaker 1: believe you. You want to get home soaking wet at

1286
01:02:13,520 --> 01:02:16,680
Speaker 1: four am or dry in a hospital robe at ten am.

1287
01:02:17,080 --> 01:02:23,280
Speaker 1: Choose wet every time? Oh?

1288
01:02:24,000 --> 01:02:26,360
Speaker 2: A tweet I like you is from a show Well

1289
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Speaker 2: show fave Blair Saki at Blair Sak tweeted thank you

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Speaker 2: just hearing.

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Speaker 1: Her voice last night.

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Speaker 2: I opened one of my sets with how do the

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Speaker 2: holes keeping the piss and shit when we're asleep?

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Speaker 1: And let me tell you, everyone just stared at me,

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Speaker 1: dead silent. She's so funny.

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Speaker 2: Shit, oh man, big Dog I believe is the name

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Speaker 2: of her special You should check that out. Yeah, and

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Speaker 2: you can find me at Miles of Gray, Twitter, Instagram,

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Speaker 2: all those places that have at symbols, hell.

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Speaker 1: Fucking threads even and you can find us.

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Speaker 2: Are you also finding me on my other basketball podcast

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Speaker 2: with Jack Miles and jackot Man BOOSTI is also on

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Speaker 2: four twenty fiance talking about ninety day Fiance. You can

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Speaker 2: find us at Daily Zeitgeist on Twitter, the Daily Zekegeist

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Speaker 2: on Instagram, Facebook fan page, website, dailyese Geist dot com,

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Speaker 2: or post our episodes and our footnarts.

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Speaker 1: Oh oh, thank you, Scoop. Thanks Scoop.

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Speaker 2: And you can also find out the song we ride

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Speaker 2: out on, which is going to be this track, which

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Speaker 2: is a really interesting. There's a band called Karate Boogaloo

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Speaker 2: and this track is called one Hand, One Bounce and

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Speaker 2: again a fucking another band from goddamn Australia that's absolutely

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Speaker 2: fucking killing it. I can't fucking believe how many fucking

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Speaker 2: Australian bands that I'm like listening, Like, every single one

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Speaker 2: is like they're from Sydney, they're from Melbourne, they're from

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Speaker 2: blah blah blah, they're from Westerns.

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Speaker 1: Great. Great, that does sound annoying. No, it's just like wild,

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Speaker 1: like when you have these like this, like it's just wild.

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Speaker 2: Creative boom period and it's like so specific where it's

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Speaker 2: like I guess especially it's music that I really like

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Speaker 2: fucking fuck with.

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Speaker 1: It's like vibe more instrumental, R and B. It's just

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Speaker 1: like really good shit.

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Speaker 2: This is again instrumental vibe track feels like something that

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Speaker 2: would have been like sampled, but this is a this

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Speaker 2: is a new band and they're doing this fucking, really

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Speaker 2: fucking dope track. One hand, one bounce by Karate Boogaloo.

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Speaker 2: That's where you find it. That's gonna do it for

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Speaker 2: us today. We will be back on Monday to tell

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Speaker 2: you what was trending over the weekend.

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Speaker 1: Until then, have a blessed day and the weekend. Okay,

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Speaker 1: we'll see you later. Bye bye,