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Speaker 2: I'm dialed up today. I'm dialed up to like a fifteen.

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Speaker 1: You know, you are so excited you can't wait to

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Speaker 1: get these two shows over with. You're like, yeah, great, great, great, reviewed,

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Speaker 1: it was funny. This might be a five minute recap,

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Speaker 1: definitely keep the pre show chatter to a minimum.

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Speaker 3: But I do need you to tell people why you

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Speaker 2: As soon as we log off of this call, I

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Speaker 2: am driving to Vegas, baby, to see New Kids on

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Speaker 2: the Block. They're back in Vegas. They've been there for

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Speaker 2: three weeks. This is their final weekend of their November residency,

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Speaker 2: so of course I have to go to the last

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Speaker 2: two shows. Of course, another road trip. My friend A

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Speaker 2: two is here right now. She's packing up the car.

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Speaker 2: I gave her homework to do, and I am so excited.

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Speaker 2: So I love a road trippy, I love Vegas, I

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Speaker 1: It's amazing.

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Speaker 2: I love it so great.

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Speaker 1: Yes, yay, I'm so glad that you're really excited and't

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Speaker 1: gonna go have some fun.

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Speaker 2: Yes, so thank you for moving this the time up.

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Speaker 2: We're recording a little earlier than we normally do, so

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Speaker 2: I fine, you know what.

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Speaker 1: I So I finished getting ready and I came down

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Speaker 1: And I was like, I cannot make a be late. No, no,

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Speaker 1: some reason, it was like stuck in my head all

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Speaker 1: morning that it was nine. So luckily you texted me

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Speaker 1: and you were like, hiy, Hi, don't forget.

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Speaker 2: I didn't sound like a jerk. I'm like, I don't

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Speaker 1: Like, no, I don't want to literally see what I need.

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Speaker 1: This is I. This is Sabrina, my producer for Smoke show.

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Speaker 1: Is this. She's like, I'm sorry, I'm not trying to

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Speaker 1: I need someone to remind me because it's not like

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Speaker 3: I just forgot that I had to do it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we also use a little gentle reminder. Yes, all

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Speaker 2: of that names happening so much.

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Speaker 1: So, No, I after you texted me that I text

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Speaker 1: you this morning I was like, I love you. Thank

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Speaker 1: you so much for reminding me, because you know me

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Speaker 2: Well I panicked a little bit. I think I think

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Speaker 2: I texted you after you went to bed because you

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Speaker 3: No, I never wake up late because the kids are here.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, not ruin this day for you, yes,

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Speaker 2: I'm very very excited. I mean, I'm just going to

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Speaker 2: the new Kids have announced, they announced, they put out

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Speaker 2: twenty six. So this isn't the last weekend. Okay, they'll

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Speaker 1: Can I become a new kid? It should work like

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Speaker 2: Well, it's probably easier for them too, instead of getting

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Speaker 2: I'm so happy that it's so close to me, because

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Speaker 1: So I would be like, yeah, why do I want

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Speaker 1: Oh so now, well now we know what we're doing

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Speaker 1: So I'm like, I'm gonna make everybody come to meet

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Speaker 2: Good that's that's the present. But I feel like what

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Speaker 1: I think should go to the show on your fifty third,

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Speaker 2: So I like these logistics. This is this is it.

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Speaker 2: I didn't think about having the party on a different day.

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Speaker 1: I'm so exciting happy when I come up with just

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Speaker 2: Well, I've only had like twelve hours to digest this news,

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Speaker 1: I'm kind of like you can kind of like think

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, you know okay, you know how I

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Speaker 1: I've already had discussions. Do I text him to tell

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Speaker 3: Him this week I don't. I mean, I get because you're.

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Speaker 1: Gonna have fun. I only about your fiftieth birthday, and

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Speaker 1: Uh and yeah, right, but I I I'm gonna I feel.

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Speaker 3: Like i've got some ideas.

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Speaker 2: Well, No I don't, but I don't know. I have

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Speaker 2: I have to think on it, you know me.

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Speaker 1: You don't know. You don't know what my ideas are.

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Speaker 3: It could be it could be uh is.

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Speaker 2: It public embarrassment? It's like, I don't want attention. I

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Speaker 2: don't want I don't want like public. I don't want

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Speaker 2: and have fun.

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Speaker 1: What if they what if they pointed out, pointed you

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, no, no no.

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Speaker 1: I don't want that.

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Speaker 1: But what what if it was backstage and it was

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Speaker 1: That would be great.

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Speaker 2: That would be much referred to, like the whole arena.

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Speaker 1: That's true. Yeah, you don't want the whole arena because

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Speaker 1: But I don't attract attention to that.

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Speaker 2: I don't want to attention to myself A little incog

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and I'm already thinking of like what strange animal

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Speaker 1: To get on the road.

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Speaker 3: You're like, because I need to get the hell out of.

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Speaker 2: Welcome back to how Rude Dannertos.

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Speaker 1: I'm Andrea Barber and I'm Jody Sweeten. I was going

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Speaker 2: I know you, Yes, yes, we already. I will have

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Speaker 1: We have about six months to study.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you're gonna I'm gonna give you homework for next year.

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Speaker 2: Today we're discussing season five, episode twenty two, The Trouble

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Speaker 2: with Danny. It originally aired March seventeenth, nineteen ninety two,

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Speaker 2: Saint Patrick's Day, and it goes a little something like this,

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Speaker 2: Danny is over zealous about spring cleaning.

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Speaker 3: That's it.

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Speaker 2: That's the story of line.

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Speaker 1: That's and the dreamins to the point the twins learn

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Speaker 2: Like they didn't include the b storyline here, but it's

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Speaker 2: the twins, the babies learn the babies crawl.

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Speaker 1: Okay, maybe I thought you meant Ashley Mary Katto was like,

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Speaker 1: I think we're past that. I was like, that's right.

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Speaker 1: Other babies, the other babies.

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Speaker 2: Yes. It was directed by Joelswick. It was written by

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Speaker 2: Ellen Gilas and David Pollock. There are no guest stars

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Speaker 1: This this feels like a very uh sort of slap

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Speaker 1: Guest stars were just getting right to the point. This

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Speaker 2: So the wedding, the wedding was oh god, yeah, weddings

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Speaker 1: No, the wedding was season four, forgive wedding. The wedding

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Speaker 2: Anyways.

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Speaker 3: Yes, still there's still recovers.

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Speaker 2: There's still recover We're still recovering from the wedding episodes.

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Speaker 2: So we start with the teaser. In the kitchen, Danny

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Speaker 2: is kneeling beside Michelle and fastening her very first cleaning belt.

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Speaker 2: He beams, it's really adorable, Like I know it is.

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Speaker 2: It seems like only yesterday you could barely hold a

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Speaker 2: really growing up. Danny confesses, DJ and Stephanie. They've never

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Speaker 2: fully appreciated the beauty of tidiness. But you, Michelle, you

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Speaker 2: She responds, We're a lean, mean cleaning machine, and Danny

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Speaker 1: I think nothing says family bonding like children and household

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Speaker 2: Oh it's so cute. So Joey comments, oh my gosh, Becky,

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Speaker 1: I'm sure it still wasn't as easy as like, okay,

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Speaker 2: Definitely worth it. So then Michelle walks in with her

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Speaker 2: let's humor him. Michelle shouts, it's time to clean. Let's squeegee,

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Speaker 1: What is she squeegeing.

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Speaker 1: She can't reach anything made anything, but the squeegeing really

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00:19:56,640 --> 00:20:01,280
Speaker 1: is is windows or like shower door?

440
00:20:01,720 --> 00:20:03,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, and she's not tall enough to really reach.

441
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Speaker 1: And I feel like there's not a lot. There's not

442
00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:10,760
Speaker 1: a lot to squeegee, right, I don't because itels like

443
00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:12,760
Speaker 1: it feels like a feather duster could have been a better.

444
00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:16,440
Speaker 2: Oh that's much more useful tool, way more appropriate for

445
00:20:16,480 --> 00:20:17,200
Speaker 2: a five year old.

446
00:20:17,560 --> 00:20:21,439
Speaker 1: Yes, right, just dust, pretend to dust. Yeah, no sharp edges.

447
00:20:21,640 --> 00:20:25,359
Speaker 2: You know, p ammonia chemicals.

448
00:20:25,160 --> 00:20:27,400
Speaker 1: Right, I hope he told her. Don't ever mix ammonia

449
00:20:27,440 --> 00:20:29,760
Speaker 1: and bleach kids. That's a real bad idea. Yes.

450
00:20:32,960 --> 00:20:35,800
Speaker 2: So in the kitchen, DJ and Stuff make their way downstairs,

451
00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:39,359
Speaker 2: and DJ immediately complaints, do we have to do this today?

452
00:20:39,640 --> 00:20:42,840
Speaker 2: The dirt will be here next weekend? And DJ's in

453
00:20:42,920 --> 00:20:45,320
Speaker 2: her denim on denim, the Brittany.

454
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Speaker 3: Just Canadian tuxedo.

455
00:20:48,960 --> 00:20:50,919
Speaker 2: Multiple times like this was a.

456
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Speaker 1: Trend man denim. Yeah, it's where you know, Brittany and

457
00:20:56,480 --> 00:20:58,480
Speaker 1: Justin got their uh from?

458
00:20:58,480 --> 00:21:02,680
Speaker 2: That was there? Hey they made it? Yeah. Stephanie nods

459
00:21:02,680 --> 00:21:05,959
Speaker 2: in agreement. Yeah, it's the first sunny day in weeks.

460
00:21:06,560 --> 00:21:09,080
Speaker 2: Danny checks his clipboard and assures them that they'll be

461
00:21:09,119 --> 00:21:11,760
Speaker 2: outside today, but only because one of their jobs is

462
00:21:11,760 --> 00:21:15,600
Speaker 2: to polish and clean the mailbox. Stephanie rolls her eyes

463
00:21:15,680 --> 00:21:19,560
Speaker 2: and says, with a dead pan, hot dog, such a

464
00:21:19,560 --> 00:21:23,760
Speaker 2: good delivery. Becky and Jesse walk in next, and Jesse wonders,

465
00:21:24,160 --> 00:21:26,960
Speaker 2: it's your own personal Christmas Danny, what fun do you

466
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:30,359
Speaker 2: have in store for us today? Danny makes a bold

467
00:21:30,359 --> 00:21:33,680
Speaker 2: claim this could be the most exciting spring cleaning since

468
00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:37,880
Speaker 2: eighty eight, which is wow ironic because the last time

469
00:21:37,920 --> 00:21:40,560
Speaker 2: they did this spring cleaning lineup bit was in was

470
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Speaker 2: eight eight. Goodbye Mister Bear Season two, episode eighteen, technically

471
00:21:45,160 --> 00:21:48,480
Speaker 2: eighty nine, but maybe we filmed it in eighty eight.

472
00:21:48,560 --> 00:21:49,760
Speaker 2: So yeah, I was like, oh, this is a good

473
00:21:49,760 --> 00:21:51,840
Speaker 2: little callback. I don't know if it was an intentional callback,

474
00:21:51,880 --> 00:21:53,960
Speaker 2: but let's give him credit, you know, I love it.

475
00:21:55,320 --> 00:21:58,560
Speaker 2: So Joey remembers that that's when he got to simonize

476
00:21:58,800 --> 00:22:01,800
Speaker 2: the rain gutters. I feel like we've talked about simonizing

477
00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:02,920
Speaker 2: before on this.

478
00:22:02,840 --> 00:22:04,920
Speaker 1: Show, and I forgot what the hell it means?

479
00:22:05,040 --> 00:22:09,440
Speaker 2: Is powerwashing like essentially the gutters? Okay, I don't know

480
00:22:09,440 --> 00:22:11,639
Speaker 2: why you don't just say powerwashing. There must be something

481
00:22:11,960 --> 00:22:15,159
Speaker 2: they're so different about simonizing, but I don't. Yeah, okay,

482
00:22:15,240 --> 00:22:17,080
Speaker 2: that's something Danny would insist on.

483
00:22:17,240 --> 00:22:19,479
Speaker 1: Simon Yes, I mean it's very important. Got to keep

484
00:22:19,480 --> 00:22:20,919
Speaker 1: your gutters clear, you know, oh you do.

485
00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:24,520
Speaker 2: Yeah. So then Danny begins to hand out assignments to

486
00:22:24,560 --> 00:22:28,600
Speaker 2: his family members. He explains each area of responsibility has

487
00:22:28,640 --> 00:22:31,960
Speaker 2: been personally selected to reflect the strengths and abilities of

488
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:35,360
Speaker 2: each and every member of the cleaning crew. Joey winds

489
00:22:35,400 --> 00:22:41,560
Speaker 2: at his list. Oh man, I got toilets again. Jesse smirks, Well,

490
00:22:41,720 --> 00:22:43,400
Speaker 2: who knows them better than you.

491
00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:47,440
Speaker 3: Are imitating? It's just a joke at Dave, Right, Yeah,

492
00:22:47,560 --> 00:22:48,040
Speaker 3: I had.

493
00:22:47,880 --> 00:22:48,840
Speaker 1: Nothing to do with Joey.

494
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:54,040
Speaker 2: Michelle's sitting at the table, anxiously awaiting her own list.

495
00:22:54,520 --> 00:22:56,720
Speaker 2: Danny tells her that she gets to be his special

496
00:22:56,800 --> 00:23:00,320
Speaker 2: helper today and she is over the moon at this honor,

497
00:23:00,520 --> 00:23:06,000
Speaker 2: and Stephanie scoffs, well, pinarose on your nose, and according

498
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:08,760
Speaker 2: to Wikipedia, this is the last time we will hear

499
00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:12,360
Speaker 2: pinaose on your nose. Yeah, well that's what the wiki says.

500
00:23:12,440 --> 00:23:16,320
Speaker 2: I don't know if I thought there were more too,

501
00:23:16,560 --> 00:23:19,320
Speaker 2: So if there's another one, I'll go correct the wiki.

502
00:23:19,560 --> 00:23:23,200
Speaker 1: That's true, we'll go correct, We'll go I'm I feel

503
00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:24,800
Speaker 1: like probably the people know.

504
00:23:25,080 --> 00:23:27,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, I like pins on the I feel like that

505
00:23:27,119 --> 00:23:29,840
Speaker 2: I loved I loved your nose because it was just

506
00:23:29,880 --> 00:23:31,080
Speaker 2: so dry and sarcastic.

507
00:23:31,440 --> 00:23:32,160
Speaker 1: It was perfect.

508
00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:37,400
Speaker 2: Stephanie sarcasm. So yeah, yeah, So Danny tries to encourage

509
00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:40,600
Speaker 2: his cleaners. Dirt is the enemy. We take no prisoners.

510
00:23:40,960 --> 00:23:43,960
Speaker 2: Now get out there and make me proud. Michelle commands

511
00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:47,600
Speaker 2: on your mark, get set clean, Joey Chance the Army

512
00:23:47,640 --> 00:23:51,080
Speaker 2: sound off Duckworth and changes the lyrics grab your billow

513
00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:54,880
Speaker 2: in your broom. Danny is a looney tune and everyone

514
00:23:54,920 --> 00:23:56,760
Speaker 2: repeats after him with enthusiasm.

515
00:23:57,040 --> 00:23:59,640
Speaker 1: Can you imagine if someone actually made you do this?

516
00:24:01,280 --> 00:24:03,879
Speaker 1: Like if someone was like, we're going to this is

517
00:24:04,040 --> 00:24:06,440
Speaker 1: we're gonna clean like this? Right?

518
00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:09,000
Speaker 2: Like yeah, are like military style?

519
00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:11,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'd be like you are. No, I'm impressed.

520
00:24:11,440 --> 00:24:14,480
Speaker 2: Danny got all the family members to comply, because that's

521
00:24:14,760 --> 00:24:15,400
Speaker 2: not happen.

522
00:24:15,880 --> 00:24:18,760
Speaker 1: Is the most compliant family I've ever seen.

523
00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:22,480
Speaker 2: They complain now, but they comply. Yeah, right, I could,

524
00:24:22,720 --> 00:24:23,160
Speaker 2: there's no way.

525
00:24:23,240 --> 00:24:25,560
Speaker 3: And they complain for usually a pretty brief time.

526
00:24:25,520 --> 00:24:27,200
Speaker 2: Right, Well, we only have twenty two minutes, so yeah,

527
00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:28,640
Speaker 2: they get thirty seconds of complaining.

528
00:24:28,720 --> 00:24:29,880
Speaker 3: Thirty seconds might do it.

529
00:24:29,920 --> 00:24:32,720
Speaker 1: God, I wish everything in my house happened in twenty

530
00:24:32,760 --> 00:24:34,879
Speaker 1: two minutes, so that only thirty seconds of complaining may

531
00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:35,720
Speaker 1: be the thing.

532
00:24:35,720 --> 00:24:38,480
Speaker 2: That would be the life changing. I can live in

533
00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:39,560
Speaker 2: thirty minute if my.

534
00:24:39,560 --> 00:24:44,199
Speaker 1: Kid's excited about Yeah, brillowpads. I don't know putting a

535
00:24:44,240 --> 00:24:46,920
Speaker 1: dish in a dishwasher. Really, the minimum would be great.

536
00:24:47,040 --> 00:24:50,000
Speaker 1: I would love even just the barest minimum.

537
00:24:49,440 --> 00:24:49,920
Speaker 3: Just the bear.

538
00:24:50,160 --> 00:24:52,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, just how about you rinse the plate. I'm glad

539
00:24:52,680 --> 00:24:53,680
Speaker 1: you put it in the sink.

540
00:24:54,320 --> 00:24:54,560
Speaker 3: Right.

541
00:24:54,680 --> 00:24:57,720
Speaker 1: The hummus that is stuck onto it overnight that you

542
00:24:57,760 --> 00:25:02,560
Speaker 1: didn't wipe off hours ago is now concrete.

543
00:25:02,480 --> 00:25:05,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh it wasn't. It's so much easier just to

544
00:25:05,080 --> 00:25:07,120
Speaker 2: rinse it when it's still fresh.

545
00:25:07,080 --> 00:25:10,639
Speaker 1: Or you know, just wipe it off into the trash can.

546
00:25:10,200 --> 00:25:11,879
Speaker 2: Right, But no, they let it harden. So then you

547
00:25:11,880 --> 00:25:14,920
Speaker 2: need a chisel to chisel the old food. Yes, oh,

548
00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:17,240
Speaker 2: don't get me. So we could do a whole podcast

549
00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:20,879
Speaker 2: just on the annoyances of kids and dishes. So in

550
00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:24,400
Speaker 2: the living room, DJ is under the coffee table, Stephanie

551
00:25:24,480 --> 00:25:27,560
Speaker 2: is dusting, Jesse is cleaning the chimney, and Becky is

552
00:25:27,640 --> 00:25:29,600
Speaker 2: waxing the old Mariner.

553
00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:32,720
Speaker 3: Got to wax the seat Pappy.

554
00:25:32,880 --> 00:25:33,240
Speaker 1: I love it.

555
00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:35,879
Speaker 2: He gets like a little shout out in this episode.

556
00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:37,600
Speaker 1: It's a moment and I'm.

557
00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:41,439
Speaker 3: Like, he deserves he deserves a look. The seat Pappy

558
00:25:41,720 --> 00:25:44,240
Speaker 3: was a vital part of the show.

559
00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:47,399
Speaker 2: He saw everything, he saw every witnessed at all, and

560
00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:49,280
Speaker 2: he never said a word about it, and he kept

561
00:25:49,280 --> 00:25:52,240
Speaker 2: those secrets. He deserved a credit on The show Man

562
00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:57,320
Speaker 2: for real, that guy. So then in walks Jimmy, she

563
00:25:57,440 --> 00:26:00,679
Speaker 2: greets them with her signature oh ah tan Rito's, and

564
00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:04,280
Speaker 2: DJ gives her a grim high from under the coffee table,

565
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:06,320
Speaker 2: and we just have to talk about how I look

566
00:26:06,359 --> 00:26:09,480
Speaker 2: for a minute here, because this plaid dress I love.

567
00:26:09,520 --> 00:26:11,639
Speaker 2: I mean, I love the pattern, I love the color.

568
00:26:11,760 --> 00:26:13,320
Speaker 2: It was so skin tight that I was.

569
00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:15,480
Speaker 1: Very self conscious, really cute.

570
00:26:15,800 --> 00:26:19,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, well I was a little self concious contus, but

571
00:26:19,240 --> 00:26:22,080
Speaker 2: I loved the dress. It's like the plaid was so cute.

572
00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:24,400
Speaker 1: My hair they were, they were really trying to lean

573
00:26:24,440 --> 00:26:26,480
Speaker 1: into your love of the plaid.

574
00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:29,240
Speaker 2: I do appreciate that. Yes, yes, thank you Roberta for

575
00:26:29,520 --> 00:26:32,919
Speaker 2: leaning into my love of plaid. And my hair's got this.

576
00:26:33,160 --> 00:26:35,200
Speaker 2: My hairs finally looks great in this.

577
00:26:35,440 --> 00:26:39,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's very less. Uh there's not an owl pellet

578
00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:40,240
Speaker 1: to be found.

579
00:26:39,960 --> 00:26:41,800
Speaker 2: No owl pellets, no mullets, like.

580
00:26:41,840 --> 00:26:44,560
Speaker 1: It is just everything looks nam curl.

581
00:26:45,119 --> 00:26:46,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it's great.

582
00:26:46,680 --> 00:26:49,560
Speaker 2: I have a headshot with this exact hair style, Like

583
00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:54,040
Speaker 2: this is my big hair, curled, curled, glam shots, glamour

584
00:26:54,040 --> 00:26:58,119
Speaker 2: shots from the lust that was Sara and I loved it,

585
00:26:58,600 --> 00:27:01,240
Speaker 2: so can me? Tells DJ they got go. Apparently the

586
00:27:01,240 --> 00:27:04,000
Speaker 2: football team is having a car wash and if they hurry,

587
00:27:04,119 --> 00:27:07,199
Speaker 2: they'll see the entire defensive line in wet tank tops.

588
00:27:08,080 --> 00:27:10,840
Speaker 2: DJ breaks the news it's spring cleaning day, and she

589
00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:13,800
Speaker 2: proceeds to scrape one of Joey's wads of gum from

590
00:27:13,880 --> 00:27:17,560
Speaker 2: the underside of the table. Joey A gross.

591
00:27:17,240 --> 00:27:21,080
Speaker 3: Foes, They're living room. It's not a bus stop. I knows,

592
00:27:22,320 --> 00:27:22,720
Speaker 3: don't do.

593
00:27:23,480 --> 00:27:24,080
Speaker 1: Find a trash?

594
00:27:24,160 --> 00:27:27,520
Speaker 2: Can people or your old rallow it? I don't know, yeah,

595
00:27:27,560 --> 00:27:31,760
Speaker 2: anything but so then Jesse declares that he's finished cleaning

596
00:27:31,840 --> 00:27:34,639
Speaker 2: the fireplace, but when he checks his next assignment, it

597
00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:36,600
Speaker 2: says to clean the logs.

598
00:27:37,560 --> 00:27:40,040
Speaker 1: NeXT's the gas fireplace. You know you gotta dust those

599
00:27:40,040 --> 00:27:40,359
Speaker 1: things up.

600
00:27:40,440 --> 00:27:43,119
Speaker 2: Yeah, those do get dirty. They get dusty and dirty,

601
00:27:43,160 --> 00:27:46,600
Speaker 2: so yeah, I get it. Next, Joey walks in with

602
00:27:46,600 --> 00:27:49,240
Speaker 2: a bucket and cleaning gloves. He tells everyone that he

603
00:27:49,320 --> 00:27:52,439
Speaker 2: finally finished the toilets and threatens if you have to

604
00:27:52,440 --> 00:27:55,560
Speaker 2: go to the bathroom, please go to the nearest Texaco station.

605
00:27:56,520 --> 00:27:57,880
Speaker 2: Keep those clean Texico.

606
00:27:58,119 --> 00:28:02,480
Speaker 1: Uh like buy ads? Every time we mentioned a gas station,

607
00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:04,400
Speaker 1: it's Texico. I don't.

608
00:28:04,440 --> 00:28:06,359
Speaker 2: I'm like, I don't think it's an ad placement, but

609
00:28:06,359 --> 00:28:08,600
Speaker 2: it feels like in today's this would.

610
00:28:09,560 --> 00:28:11,800
Speaker 1: I think it's just because Texaco is a silly word.

611
00:28:12,040 --> 00:28:15,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I think so too. But and this is

612
00:28:15,040 --> 00:28:16,840
Speaker 2: true for some reason. I don't know what it is about.

613
00:28:17,240 --> 00:28:19,920
Speaker 2: When you clean the toilets, somebody has to immediately poop.

614
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:22,240
Speaker 2: I don't know if that's common in your house, but like, like,

615
00:28:22,280 --> 00:28:23,280
Speaker 2: why do you have to poop? Now?

616
00:28:23,280 --> 00:28:25,520
Speaker 1: Why couldn't you poop? You know before?

617
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:28,600
Speaker 2: It's like a Pavlovian response to clean toilets. I got

618
00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:28,920
Speaker 2: a poop?

619
00:28:30,160 --> 00:28:30,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know.

620
00:28:30,840 --> 00:28:31,199
Speaker 2: I don't know.

621
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:33,840
Speaker 1: Poop on this show. I don't know. I don't have

622
00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:37,000
Speaker 1: that happen. I I the bathrooms get cleaned, and the

623
00:28:37,080 --> 00:28:39,720
Speaker 1: kids are at school, and then I come home and

624
00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:42,040
Speaker 1: I'm just happy that the bathrooms are clean.

625
00:28:42,240 --> 00:28:44,320
Speaker 2: This is yes, just to take what you can get.

626
00:28:44,680 --> 00:28:44,960
Speaker 1: Yes.

627
00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:47,960
Speaker 2: So Kimmy is still in the room and she furrows

628
00:28:47,960 --> 00:28:50,800
Speaker 2: her eyebrows at them, all what's wrong with you people?

629
00:28:51,080 --> 00:28:53,880
Speaker 2: How can you get this house any cleaner? It's already

630
00:28:53,920 --> 00:28:57,920
Speaker 2: the cleanest house in America. Jesse agrees with her. He admits,

631
00:28:58,160 --> 00:29:01,080
Speaker 2: for the first time, Gibbler is actually making some sense,

632
00:29:01,560 --> 00:29:02,480
Speaker 2: and Kimmy shrugs.

633
00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:03,760
Speaker 1: Had to happen sometime.

634
00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:06,400
Speaker 3: Kimmy always makes sense though.

635
00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:09,560
Speaker 1: Gimmey's like she's kind of like stuff and that she'll

636
00:29:09,560 --> 00:29:11,760
Speaker 1: say something and you're like, that's absolutely what's happening.

637
00:29:12,080 --> 00:29:14,960
Speaker 2: Like everyone's thinking right, well, and Kimmy is Kimmy is

638
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:18,080
Speaker 2: self aware, but not like she's self aware in here.

639
00:29:18,120 --> 00:29:20,520
Speaker 2: She's like, yeah, I made sense for the first time ever. Right,

640
00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:24,520
Speaker 2: She's like yeah, she leans into it. Yes, I love Kimmy.

641
00:29:26,240 --> 00:29:29,120
Speaker 2: Then Michelle and Danny walk into the living room with bags.

642
00:29:29,520 --> 00:29:33,760
Speaker 2: Michelle shouts fresh sponges and Danny follows them, follows with

643
00:29:34,120 --> 00:29:37,480
Speaker 2: get them while they're hot. Jesse plops onto the couch

644
00:29:37,520 --> 00:29:40,200
Speaker 2: with exhaustion. We don't need sponges. We did all of

645
00:29:40,240 --> 00:29:42,880
Speaker 2: our jobs. The house is clean, and we're out of here.

646
00:29:43,560 --> 00:29:45,680
Speaker 2: He gets off the couch and the whole family starts

647
00:29:45,720 --> 00:29:49,000
Speaker 2: to head toward the door until Danny yell's freeze. He

648
00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:51,720
Speaker 2: questions them, all, are you telling me you've cleaned this

649
00:29:51,920 --> 00:29:54,840
Speaker 2: entire house in two hours? And Michelle adds.

650
00:29:54,800 --> 00:30:00,240
Speaker 1: Oh, plice. There's nineteen people in this house, right, one

651
00:30:00,320 --> 00:30:02,520
Speaker 1: takes you know what I mean, if everyone takes a corner,

652
00:30:02,920 --> 00:30:04,480
Speaker 1: it's you'd probably get it clean.

653
00:30:04,320 --> 00:30:04,800
Speaker 3: In two hours.

654
00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:06,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, that that there's a time.

655
00:30:06,760 --> 00:30:07,920
Speaker 3: Two bathrooms in this house.

656
00:30:08,680 --> 00:30:12,480
Speaker 2: There's only two bathrooms, right, so this should take only

657
00:30:12,520 --> 00:30:18,600
Speaker 2: two hours with nineteen people two bathrooms. So uh. Becky

658
00:30:18,640 --> 00:30:22,400
Speaker 2: tells him to check the sea Pappy. He takes out

659
00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:25,400
Speaker 2: his trusty rag to inspect it, and surprisingly he is

660
00:30:25,440 --> 00:30:28,120
Speaker 2: satisfied with the work. Then he walks over to the

661
00:30:28,120 --> 00:30:31,600
Speaker 2: fireplace to inspect Jesse's station. This time he uses a

662
00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:35,840
Speaker 2: special white glove to determine the cleanliness. While Danny's getting

663
00:30:35,880 --> 00:30:38,720
Speaker 2: ready to inspect, Kimmy admits, we never clean my house.

664
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:41,480
Speaker 2: We move in, trash the place for five years, then

665
00:30:41,520 --> 00:30:41,920
Speaker 2: move out.

666
00:30:43,040 --> 00:30:48,200
Speaker 1: Killers are great neighbors between the teens.

667
00:30:49,120 --> 00:30:54,160
Speaker 2: Oh, she wants to staring at me. We interrupt this

668
00:30:54,200 --> 00:30:59,760
Speaker 2: program to bring you a dog potty break.

669
00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:02,120
Speaker 1: Okay. She's like, Okay, I saw where you are and

670
00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:03,120
Speaker 1: what you're doing.

671
00:31:02,680 --> 00:31:04,320
Speaker 2: I got into this episode.

672
00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:06,760
Speaker 1: Man, I'm I'm not my favorite. She doesn't let my

673
00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:09,440
Speaker 1: favorite episode. Yeah, She's like, comment's not in it.

674
00:31:09,520 --> 00:31:11,720
Speaker 2: I don't really care, right, yeah, comment's not there. She's

675
00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:14,160
Speaker 2: lost interesting in Commet in a while. Oh, I just

676
00:31:14,280 --> 00:31:17,720
Speaker 2: realized that when you said that, huh, where's Commet? It's

677
00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:19,560
Speaker 2: the budget. The budget has been was.

678
00:31:19,560 --> 00:31:21,880
Speaker 1: This when Comet was doing Airbud?

679
00:31:22,200 --> 00:31:23,120
Speaker 3: Oh?

680
00:31:23,200 --> 00:31:24,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, when was air bud?

681
00:31:24,680 --> 00:31:26,960
Speaker 1: Because wasn't it around then? And then we had for

682
00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:28,320
Speaker 1: the last two seasons we had.

683
00:31:28,160 --> 00:31:33,200
Speaker 2: Bob the dom because they had to die Commat to

684
00:31:33,320 --> 00:31:37,360
Speaker 2: be air Buddy like an Irish setter, right right? So, oh,

685
00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:41,680
Speaker 2: I wonder, I don't know, very interesting. So sure enough

686
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:45,400
Speaker 2: Danny finds soot in the fireplace. He shoves the white

687
00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:47,800
Speaker 2: glove in front of Jesse's face and asks, what do

688
00:31:47,840 --> 00:31:51,240
Speaker 2: we have here? Jesse tries to defend himself, but Danny

689
00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:54,800
Speaker 2: won't hear it. Instead, he reveals, I've been making random

690
00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:57,680
Speaker 2: inspections of every room in the house, and so far

691
00:31:57,800 --> 00:32:02,640
Speaker 2: I have found the following mold, mildew, fungus, and soap scum.

692
00:32:03,400 --> 00:32:08,480
Speaker 2: Jesse sarcastically gasps, not soap scum. Danny says, once a year,

693
00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:10,600
Speaker 2: I ask you all to roll up your sleeves and

694
00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:12,880
Speaker 2: really do a job in this house. If you do

695
00:32:12,920 --> 00:32:15,400
Speaker 2: a job, you give one hundred percent. Otherwise let's not

696
00:32:15,480 --> 00:32:15,760
Speaker 2: do the.

697
00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:18,800
Speaker 1: Job at all. Joey agrees not to do the job

698
00:32:18,840 --> 00:32:20,360
Speaker 1: at all, and the rest of the family get up

699
00:32:20,360 --> 00:32:22,320
Speaker 1: and start to walk out of the room. Sounds like

700
00:32:22,360 --> 00:32:25,480
Speaker 1: a good agreement, Yeah.

701
00:32:24,520 --> 00:32:27,680
Speaker 2: Danny continues, Come on, I know you don't mean that.

702
00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:30,480
Speaker 2: You all take as much pride in a clean house

703
00:32:30,520 --> 00:32:33,480
Speaker 2: as I do. Let's get back out there and really clean.

704
00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:36,240
Speaker 2: And when you're all done, I have a special surprise

705
00:32:36,320 --> 00:32:40,520
Speaker 2: for you. Stephanie's eyes widened. You're taking us a happy mountain.

706
00:32:41,400 --> 00:32:43,880
Speaker 2: Danny shakes his head. No, it's even better than that.

707
00:32:44,400 --> 00:32:47,560
Speaker 2: I'm putting new shelf paper in each and every one

708
00:32:47,600 --> 00:32:48,480
Speaker 2: of your closets.

709
00:32:49,640 --> 00:32:50,680
Speaker 1: Danny needs a molp.

710
00:32:51,760 --> 00:32:53,640
Speaker 3: Danny's really gotta find a hobby.

711
00:32:53,920 --> 00:32:55,160
Speaker 1: Really, he really does.

712
00:32:56,680 --> 00:32:57,400
Speaker 3: Shelf paper.

713
00:32:57,600 --> 00:32:59,080
Speaker 1: Shelf paper, missus.

714
00:32:59,120 --> 00:33:01,000
Speaker 2: Your mama's shelf paper per person. By the way, where

715
00:33:01,120 --> 00:33:04,000
Speaker 2: she was it was like, my mom, did you wallpaper

716
00:33:04,320 --> 00:33:06,800
Speaker 2: the closet shell yes, the second you.

717
00:33:06,880 --> 00:33:07,760
Speaker 3: Well, and the kitchen.

718
00:33:08,360 --> 00:33:10,680
Speaker 1: I remember being a kid, and the second we moved

719
00:33:10,680 --> 00:33:12,240
Speaker 1: into a house, my mom was like, hold on.

720
00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:14,200
Speaker 3: Don't put anything away. We've got a We've got a.

721
00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:16,840
Speaker 2: Line, the shelves, the line, the shelves, yes, yes, And

722
00:33:16,880 --> 00:33:20,160
Speaker 2: I was like, why.

723
00:33:20,440 --> 00:33:20,640
Speaker 1: Yeah.

724
00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:24,560
Speaker 2: My mom eventually graduated from the from the wallpaper, the

725
00:33:24,600 --> 00:33:28,120
Speaker 2: flowered wallpaper in the in the.

726
00:33:27,800 --> 00:33:30,560
Speaker 1: Sticky and you cut it, and I remember, it was

727
00:33:30,560 --> 00:33:31,240
Speaker 1: a whole ordeal.

728
00:33:31,360 --> 00:33:33,520
Speaker 2: We did that for years, and then she finally graduated

729
00:33:33,560 --> 00:33:36,440
Speaker 2: to the plastic, the container store plastic with the ridges

730
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:40,880
Speaker 2: so that easier to kind of wipe down stuff mainly found.

731
00:33:41,160 --> 00:33:44,000
Speaker 1: My mom is still very much in the there's there's

732
00:33:44,040 --> 00:33:45,760
Speaker 1: got to be some shelf paper in her house somewhere.

733
00:33:46,080 --> 00:33:48,520
Speaker 1: I know there is on like the linen closet. She

734
00:33:48,520 --> 00:33:50,240
Speaker 1: would get like scented shelf paper. Yeah.

735
00:33:50,240 --> 00:33:50,960
Speaker 3: Oh, it was a whole thing.

736
00:33:52,480 --> 00:33:53,880
Speaker 2: I kind of miss it, like I don't want to

737
00:33:53,880 --> 00:33:55,400
Speaker 2: do it.

738
00:33:55,400 --> 00:33:56,600
Speaker 3: You'd open a drawer and it had.

739
00:33:56,480 --> 00:34:01,200
Speaker 2: A shelf paper in it. It makes everything nicer. So

740
00:34:01,280 --> 00:34:04,640
Speaker 2: Michelle is very excited about this. She screams yay, but

741
00:34:04,800 --> 00:34:08,000
Speaker 2: everyone else is not impressed. In fact, they all stare

742
00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:10,920
Speaker 2: at her in confusion, and she just shrugs her shoulders

743
00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:12,080
Speaker 2: and asks what.

744
00:34:13,640 --> 00:34:16,359
Speaker 1: She's just happy someone's paying attention honest, you know what

745
00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:18,680
Speaker 1: I mean, and not asking her for advice.

746
00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:20,880
Speaker 2: Right, She's really this is this is yeah, this is

747
00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:23,320
Speaker 2: the most attention she's gotten in season five, so she's

748
00:34:23,640 --> 00:34:24,319
Speaker 2: relishing in it.

749
00:34:24,480 --> 00:34:26,080
Speaker 1: She's just trying to make Danny happy, you know what

750
00:34:26,120 --> 00:34:28,160
Speaker 1: I mean, because she just feels neglected totally.

751
00:34:29,920 --> 00:34:32,960
Speaker 2: In DJ's room, DJ calls everyone into her room to

752
00:34:33,080 --> 00:34:36,520
Speaker 2: vent about Danny. She asks her family members, is it

753
00:34:36,719 --> 00:34:39,000
Speaker 2: just me? Or is Dad worse than ever? This year?

754
00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:42,880
Speaker 1: The OCD is getting it's it's increasing. It is probably

755
00:34:42,960 --> 00:34:47,760
Speaker 1: the time frame to seasone Joey, Joe, Whenever your family

756
00:34:47,840 --> 00:34:50,000
Speaker 1: asks is Dad worse than ever this year, it's not

757
00:34:50,040 --> 00:34:53,760
Speaker 1: a good thing. No, you're usually talking dementia or like, right,

758
00:34:53,960 --> 00:34:54,640
Speaker 1: you know what I mean?

759
00:34:54,880 --> 00:34:57,359
Speaker 2: Right once, once you say it out loud, that means

760
00:34:57,400 --> 00:34:59,040
Speaker 2: it's true. She doesn't even have to ask the question.

761
00:34:59,120 --> 00:35:02,120
Speaker 2: It's like, oh, horses here, Yes, yes, ask the question.

762
00:35:02,360 --> 00:35:05,520
Speaker 1: What's what's the underlying trauma that Danny's going through? What

763
00:35:05,600 --> 00:35:06,000
Speaker 1: the question?

764
00:35:06,120 --> 00:35:10,799
Speaker 2: Let's dig a little deeper. But Joey tries to defend him. Hey,

765
00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:12,680
Speaker 2: there's nothing wrong with your dad wanting to be a

766
00:35:12,719 --> 00:35:15,239
Speaker 2: little clean. They all roll their eyes at him, so

767
00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:18,920
Speaker 2: he continues, all right, wanting to be very clean. They

768
00:35:18,920 --> 00:35:21,680
Speaker 2: continue with dirty looks until he finally admits, all right,

769
00:35:21,800 --> 00:35:25,560
Speaker 2: he's a psycho with a dust mop DJ reminds them

770
00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:28,400
Speaker 2: that Danny tends to get carried away, and Steph says,

771
00:35:28,440 --> 00:35:31,400
Speaker 2: he's like that with all of the rules. She provides

772
00:35:31,440 --> 00:35:34,560
Speaker 2: the perfect example, doesn't really matter if you chew each

773
00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:37,440
Speaker 2: bite of food twenty four times. Yesterday I only did

774
00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:41,520
Speaker 2: twenty two. Let me tell you it felt good twenty

775
00:35:41,600 --> 00:35:45,560
Speaker 2: four times. My jaw arts, like I just thinking about

776
00:35:45,600 --> 00:35:46,200
Speaker 2: the two guys.

777
00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:51,680
Speaker 1: We'll just have just have a liquid diet.

778
00:35:50,520 --> 00:35:53,719
Speaker 2: Just blended so much chewing, like you know, the all

779
00:35:53,760 --> 00:35:56,600
Speaker 2: have like TMJ problems and.

780
00:35:56,560 --> 00:35:58,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, so that just hurts my jaw.

781
00:35:58,239 --> 00:36:02,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, like it, Oh, Danny. Jesse chimes in what drives

782
00:36:02,800 --> 00:36:06,279
Speaker 2: you crazier? His stories or his rambles, and Joey doesn't

783
00:36:06,280 --> 00:36:09,480
Speaker 2: see a difference. Then Michelle walks in and asks if

784
00:36:09,480 --> 00:36:14,040
Speaker 2: they forgot today was spring cleaning day. DJ size he's

785
00:36:14,080 --> 00:36:17,240
Speaker 2: turned our sweet little Michelle into a junior neat freak.

786
00:36:18,080 --> 00:36:20,600
Speaker 2: Jesse asks his little niece, do you really care if

787
00:36:20,640 --> 00:36:23,719
Speaker 2: the inside of the chimney is clean? And Michelle nods, yes,

788
00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:27,680
Speaker 2: I do, and so does Santa Claus. She's not wrong.

789
00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:31,240
Speaker 1: No, what they need is Bert from Mary Potters.

790
00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:33,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's that. They just need to hire him.

791
00:36:33,560 --> 00:36:36,439
Speaker 1: If they sang that song. Yeah, during cleaning, that would

792
00:36:36,440 --> 00:36:36,919
Speaker 1: be great.

793
00:36:36,960 --> 00:36:39,520
Speaker 2: Then the Chimney sweeps would appear and and like hop

794
00:36:39,560 --> 00:36:43,759
Speaker 2: all over the rooftops. Yeah, I want to watch Mary

795
00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:45,359
Speaker 2: Poffins again. That's my favorite movie.

796
00:36:45,480 --> 00:36:46,280
Speaker 1: I love that movie.

797
00:36:46,320 --> 00:36:49,160
Speaker 2: It's good, It's so good. Stephanie points out that Michelle

798
00:36:49,160 --> 00:36:53,200
Speaker 2: is totally brainwashed, and Michelle tells her everything should be washed.

799
00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:58,359
Speaker 2: Then Michelle marches out, reminding them to get busy. As

800
00:36:58,360 --> 00:37:02,040
Speaker 2: she leaves, DJ shakes her head. Poor kid, she's totally

801
00:37:02,080 --> 00:37:05,279
Speaker 2: turning into dad. Becky adds, before you know it, she's

802
00:37:05,280 --> 00:37:09,040
Speaker 2: gonna start rambling stuff, continues and making up crazy rules.

803
00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:13,360
Speaker 2: Joey chimeson making stupid schedules. They all get up to

804
00:37:13,360 --> 00:37:16,799
Speaker 2: continue working at Jesse Size. The last thing we need

805
00:37:16,840 --> 00:37:21,319
Speaker 2: around here is another Danny. Everyone murmurs their agreement as

806
00:37:21,400 --> 00:37:24,879
Speaker 2: they walk out of the room. Then the closet door

807
00:37:24,920 --> 00:37:29,440
Speaker 2: opens and Danny walks out. He has overheard everything.

808
00:37:31,360 --> 00:37:31,680
Speaker 3: Good.

809
00:37:32,600 --> 00:37:36,920
Speaker 1: Oh see, I felt bad. I well know he's being ridiculous,

810
00:37:37,960 --> 00:37:38,319
Speaker 1: hear it.

811
00:37:38,440 --> 00:37:41,320
Speaker 2: You know the Tanners they were harsh, like they were harsh.

812
00:37:41,680 --> 00:37:44,680
Speaker 2: I felt bad for him. I thought, even no, I know.

813
00:37:44,680 --> 00:37:46,440
Speaker 1: You do feel bad for him, but also at the

814
00:37:46,480 --> 00:37:49,960
Speaker 1: same time, like if your whole family is saying this, buddy,

815
00:37:50,120 --> 00:37:52,840
Speaker 1: like you might need to start paying attention, you know

816
00:37:52,840 --> 00:37:54,920
Speaker 1: what I mean, Like the three whole rule. One person

817
00:37:54,960 --> 00:37:57,440
Speaker 1: says it like that's their problem. Two people say you

818
00:37:57,440 --> 00:37:59,880
Speaker 1: should start questioning at the third person it's you.

819
00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:03,000
Speaker 2: It's you, You're the problem. Yes, yes you are. Danny's

820
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:03,400
Speaker 2: the problem.

821
00:38:03,440 --> 00:38:07,160
Speaker 1: It's saying yeah, they're so busy shelf papering.

822
00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:09,760
Speaker 2: Right, Well, I do like that they left this reveal,

823
00:38:09,960 --> 00:38:12,719
Speaker 2: this Danny reveal in the closet until the end of

824
00:38:12,719 --> 00:38:15,640
Speaker 2: the scene. They didn't like they didn't front load it

825
00:38:15,680 --> 00:38:17,840
Speaker 2: with showing him doing shelf paper beforehand.

826
00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:18,080
Speaker 1: Right.

827
00:38:18,320 --> 00:38:21,640
Speaker 2: It made for a great audience reaction, well for me anyways,

828
00:38:21,640 --> 00:38:23,279
Speaker 2: because I didn't know what was coming. So I was like, Oh,

829
00:38:23,400 --> 00:38:25,000
Speaker 2: that's he's in the closet, poor Danny.

830
00:38:25,040 --> 00:38:26,360
Speaker 1: Although how big is the closet.

831
00:38:26,960 --> 00:38:28,359
Speaker 3: It's not a walking closet, is it.

832
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:32,000
Speaker 2: No, if you're in there, Yeah, did you notice he

833
00:38:32,040 --> 00:38:34,120
Speaker 2: has Oh I should save this for and everywhere you look.

834
00:38:34,160 --> 00:38:37,240
Speaker 2: But did you notice he has the blue Gingham shelf

835
00:38:37,320 --> 00:38:38,320
Speaker 2: paper that he's.

836
00:38:40,120 --> 00:38:43,279
Speaker 1: I was like, this family and the blue plaid or

837
00:38:43,280 --> 00:38:47,239
Speaker 1: the blue Gingham needs to stop the obsession. But oh

838
00:38:47,280 --> 00:38:48,440
Speaker 1: my god, that was.

839
00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:50,560
Speaker 3: The color of nineteen eighties houses.

840
00:38:51,040 --> 00:38:51,600
Speaker 1: That blue.

841
00:38:51,719 --> 00:38:54,200
Speaker 3: Everyone had the white dug with the blue boats.

842
00:38:54,719 --> 00:38:58,480
Speaker 1: Everyone had it. That was if you did not, yeah,

843
00:38:58,520 --> 00:39:02,880
Speaker 1: if you were not part of the late eighties, early nineties,

844
00:39:02,880 --> 00:39:05,640
Speaker 1: if you did not have the white duck with the

845
00:39:05,640 --> 00:39:08,200
Speaker 1: blue ribbon, right, and everything had that blue.

846
00:39:08,320 --> 00:39:10,200
Speaker 3: It it was the four flower blue.

847
00:39:10,360 --> 00:39:13,920
Speaker 2: I believe the phone matched the coffee cups, which matched

848
00:39:13,920 --> 00:39:15,719
Speaker 2: the plates, which matched the curtains.

849
00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:18,560
Speaker 1: Which the couch, which matched the show vapor. It was yeah, yeah,

850
00:39:18,680 --> 00:39:21,000
Speaker 1: it was uh, it was his blue era. You know,

851
00:39:21,040 --> 00:39:22,879
Speaker 1: it's sort of like than Go. It was a very

852
00:39:23,160 --> 00:39:26,960
Speaker 1: feeling Yeah, yeah, yeah, this is so great.

853
00:39:28,080 --> 00:39:31,359
Speaker 2: So in the kitchen, everyone is cleaning. As Stephanie makes

854
00:39:31,360 --> 00:39:34,319
Speaker 2: her way down the stairs, she announces Dad's coming down.

855
00:39:34,560 --> 00:39:38,080
Speaker 2: So Michelle demands line up for inspections. They do.

856
00:39:38,719 --> 00:39:41,720
Speaker 3: My little sister, I would assumed shut up.

857
00:39:43,200 --> 00:39:47,240
Speaker 1: But they know, like this is routine, likes Michelle.

858
00:39:47,440 --> 00:39:48,719
Speaker 3: She's you know that's true.

859
00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:51,040
Speaker 2: They know, well, they know that this is there. It's

860
00:39:51,040 --> 00:39:51,640
Speaker 2: like military.

861
00:39:51,680 --> 00:39:53,040
Speaker 1: They're going to be judged.

862
00:39:52,760 --> 00:39:56,200
Speaker 2: And they're going ashamed if they've done anything wrong. So, yeah,

863
00:39:56,239 --> 00:39:57,720
Speaker 2: by a toddler.

864
00:39:57,520 --> 00:39:59,320
Speaker 3: Your four year old is really horrible.

865
00:39:59,520 --> 00:40:01,880
Speaker 1: Fine, it's fifth season.

866
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:04,799
Speaker 2: She's five or between five and six, so I think

867
00:40:04,800 --> 00:40:07,160
Speaker 2: we've established I can't remember when her birthday is. So

868
00:40:07,239 --> 00:40:09,759
Speaker 2: everyone does as they're told, and Joey asks if they

869
00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:15,520
Speaker 2: line up by size alphabetically or by age. Jesse jokes IQ, Joey,

870
00:40:15,560 --> 00:40:19,120
Speaker 2: you're at the end of the line. Becky reminds them

871
00:40:19,120 --> 00:40:22,719
Speaker 2: all stand up straight and look clean. Then Danny makes

872
00:40:22,719 --> 00:40:26,560
Speaker 2: his way downstairs. Joey declares in a deep voice, ready

873
00:40:26,600 --> 00:40:29,560
Speaker 2: for inspections, Oh prince of tidiness.

874
00:40:29,320 --> 00:40:33,600
Speaker 1: And they all turn in unison to face Danny. Michelle

875
00:40:33,640 --> 00:40:36,160
Speaker 1: walks out of the line to hand Danny a white glove,

876
00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:39,400
Speaker 1: but Danny looks down and says, I won't be needing that, honey.

877
00:40:39,680 --> 00:40:44,120
Speaker 2: There's not going to be an inspection. DJ asks, no inspection, Dad,

878
00:40:44,200 --> 00:40:48,120
Speaker 2: we just cleaned for four hours. Danny shrugs, I'm going

879
00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:49,880
Speaker 2: to take a little drive up the mountains and just

880
00:40:49,920 --> 00:40:52,200
Speaker 2: do some thinking. I'll be back later. You guys have

881
00:40:52,239 --> 00:40:54,400
Speaker 2: a nice day, and he walks out of the kitchen.

882
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:57,600
Speaker 2: Everyone looks at each other in utter confusion.

883
00:40:58,520 --> 00:40:59,760
Speaker 3: This one made me sad.

884
00:40:59,560 --> 00:41:04,200
Speaker 2: That he plays this so well, Like the turn of emotion,

885
00:41:04,320 --> 00:41:06,680
Speaker 2: like he made that turn and he's you.

886
00:41:06,600 --> 00:41:07,640
Speaker 3: Feel you feel for him.

887
00:41:07,719 --> 00:41:11,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's so good. He's so good.

888
00:41:11,160 --> 00:41:11,359
Speaker 2: Yeah.

889
00:41:11,440 --> 00:41:13,720
Speaker 1: Now this moment you were like, oh my god, like canny.

890
00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:16,680
Speaker 1: And also then once you're old enough to become a

891
00:41:16,760 --> 00:41:19,080
Speaker 1: parent and you realize you've had those days where you're like, hey,

892
00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:21,239
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go on a drive for like three hours,

893
00:41:21,320 --> 00:41:22,760
Speaker 1: or I'm gonna murder everyone in this house.

894
00:41:22,920 --> 00:41:26,040
Speaker 2: Ah yeah, oh I've done that. I'm like, I'm leaving.

895
00:41:26,480 --> 00:41:27,480
Speaker 2: I don't know why I'm coming back.

896
00:41:27,640 --> 00:41:30,520
Speaker 1: During COVID, I walk the length of the La River

897
00:41:30,760 --> 00:41:33,000
Speaker 1: by my house for hours.

898
00:41:33,080 --> 00:41:36,080
Speaker 3: I would just be like, I'm leaving. So I get it.

899
00:41:36,200 --> 00:41:37,480
Speaker 1: Sometimes you gotta go to the mountains.

900
00:41:37,520 --> 00:41:49,120
Speaker 2: Sometimes you just need some fresh air and silence. So

901
00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:52,640
Speaker 2: next we are in the wilderness, and we know this

902
00:41:52,680 --> 00:41:55,160
Speaker 2: because we see a very unrealistic stock wide shot of

903
00:41:55,200 --> 00:42:00,360
Speaker 2: a beautiful wilderness range. Yeah, damn, they are to.

904
00:42:00,560 --> 00:42:01,480
Speaker 3: Tahoe in this year.

905
00:42:02,040 --> 00:42:05,080
Speaker 2: True, that's true. This looks like the same set from

906
00:42:05,120 --> 00:42:08,680
Speaker 2: when Joey and Jesse were singing to the animals. For

907
00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:10,120
Speaker 2: whatever that it.

908
00:42:10,040 --> 00:42:12,480
Speaker 3: Isn't at all. I mean, sure it's totally.

909
00:42:12,120 --> 00:42:14,280
Speaker 1: Different, but it's their favorite.

910
00:42:14,280 --> 00:42:16,440
Speaker 3: It's their favorite spot in the woods. They really like that.

911
00:42:16,440 --> 00:42:19,320
Speaker 2: That one particular dog you have a log in the tree,

912
00:42:19,800 --> 00:42:23,840
Speaker 2: that's their favorite. So Danny is riding a donkey named

913
00:42:23,880 --> 00:42:28,719
Speaker 2: Norman up the mountain ridge and why I was like,

914
00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:30,080
Speaker 2: why is Danny on a donkey?

915
00:42:30,080 --> 00:42:31,880
Speaker 1: There's no need for a donkey. He could just be

916
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:34,279
Speaker 1: hide for a donkey. Like if we're trying to.

917
00:42:34,239 --> 00:42:36,800
Speaker 2: Save money here, why are we hiring an animal trainer

918
00:42:36,880 --> 00:42:38,640
Speaker 2: and a donkey? Like what did that cost?

919
00:42:39,040 --> 00:42:40,040
Speaker 1: Wait? Was this?

920
00:42:40,040 --> 00:42:42,759
Speaker 2: This isn't the donkey, This isn't Pepper I thought the

921
00:42:42,800 --> 00:42:43,120
Speaker 2: same thing.

922
00:42:43,160 --> 00:42:44,880
Speaker 3: I was like, it was like another.

923
00:42:44,560 --> 00:42:47,400
Speaker 2: It's the donkey, right, Yeah, Pepper Mill is in a

924
00:42:47,480 --> 00:42:50,359
Speaker 2: later season, so uh yeah, I can't wait to tell

925
00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:53,360
Speaker 2: that story. Uh So he gets off the donkey and

926
00:42:53,400 --> 00:42:57,440
Speaker 2: starts talking aloud to himself while surveying the view. He

927
00:42:57,520 --> 00:42:59,960
Speaker 2: tells the donkey, you should have been in that closet

928
00:43:00,080 --> 00:43:02,680
Speaker 2: with me. The people I love most in this world

929
00:43:02,800 --> 00:43:08,520
Speaker 2: think I'm nothing but a compulsive, neurotic, rambling jackass. I mean,

930
00:43:11,200 --> 00:43:12,080
Speaker 2: he's compulsive.

931
00:43:12,200 --> 00:43:13,480
Speaker 3: You said it, Danny.

932
00:43:15,160 --> 00:43:15,560
Speaker 1: I didn't.

933
00:43:15,840 --> 00:43:16,640
Speaker 2: We're not gonna talk.

934
00:43:16,680 --> 00:43:18,880
Speaker 1: We're not gonna argue with that. You didn't.

935
00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:22,319
Speaker 3: I didn't say it, but you're kind of not wrong.

936
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:26,360
Speaker 2: Danny wonders how he got so messed up. He reflects

937
00:43:26,400 --> 00:43:29,040
Speaker 2: back to his own childhood. His mom gave him his

938
00:43:29,160 --> 00:43:33,200
Speaker 2: own set of vacuum cleaner attachments for his fifth birthday,

939
00:43:34,040 --> 00:43:37,960
Speaker 2: and he remembers she used to call him her special helper.

940
00:43:38,760 --> 00:43:43,320
Speaker 1: Ah, now we're getting there's there is some some deep seated, uh,

941
00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:47,920
Speaker 1: familial OCD that runs in this family and uh and

942
00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:52,319
Speaker 1: and uh not really considering of the child's feelings but

943
00:43:52,400 --> 00:43:53,719
Speaker 1: really making it all about them.

944
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:58,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, which is a very much a Tanner trait. But yeah, yes, exactly,

945
00:43:58,000 --> 00:43:58,479
Speaker 2: that's true.

946
00:43:58,560 --> 00:44:00,000
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, and now we see where it comes.

947
00:44:00,280 --> 00:44:02,879
Speaker 1: He came from, Dan, this is get it. This is yeah,

948
00:44:02,920 --> 00:44:05,960
Speaker 1: it came from from from missus. Tanner's got there a

949
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:07,920
Speaker 1: weird thing, you know, and this is it.

950
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:10,560
Speaker 2: This is it. He figured he figured this out very quickly.

951
00:44:10,560 --> 00:44:12,160
Speaker 2: I mean, it just takes one ride up a mountain

952
00:44:12,200 --> 00:44:14,919
Speaker 2: with a donkey and he's like, oh his eyes.

953
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:18,239
Speaker 1: And that's that's how I figure things out. I've seen

954
00:44:18,280 --> 00:44:20,200
Speaker 1: minute trip on a jacket and I'm like, so I

955
00:44:20,239 --> 00:44:22,239
Speaker 1: know what I'm figuring. I know what's happening here. I'm

956
00:44:22,280 --> 00:44:23,320
Speaker 1: just kidding.

957
00:44:23,360 --> 00:44:27,040
Speaker 2: Therapeutic so Danny's eyes widen when he realizes, Oh my god,

958
00:44:27,480 --> 00:44:30,600
Speaker 2: that's exactly what I'm doing to Michelle. She's probably going

959
00:44:30,640 --> 00:44:32,880
Speaker 2: to grow up and write one of those tell All books.

960
00:44:33,080 --> 00:44:38,719
Speaker 2: Daddy cleanest ob Yeah, can you imagine the Tanners, the

961
00:44:38,760 --> 00:44:41,120
Speaker 2: Tanner girls writing memoirs as a doul?

962
00:44:41,600 --> 00:44:44,480
Speaker 1: God, right, that's what we should we should write. We

963
00:44:44,560 --> 00:44:48,799
Speaker 1: need to write memoirs as our characters. And yet that's

964
00:44:48,840 --> 00:44:50,200
Speaker 1: a I'm so doing this.

965
00:44:50,320 --> 00:44:52,560
Speaker 2: That's a great idea. I mean, I know there's licensing

966
00:44:52,640 --> 00:44:54,800
Speaker 2: issues and stuff, but it's fanfic.

967
00:44:56,280 --> 00:44:56,840
Speaker 3: Its fanfic.

968
00:44:56,880 --> 00:44:57,880
Speaker 1: You can put it on the internet.

969
00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:00,680
Speaker 2: I would read, I would read yours, I rea everybody's

970
00:45:00,719 --> 00:45:03,080
Speaker 2: in a r right, it would be so good.

971
00:45:03,120 --> 00:45:06,399
Speaker 1: Really, get into the depths of why, yeah, what's going

972
00:45:06,440 --> 00:45:10,279
Speaker 1: on in the Tanner psyche over the years would be rich.

973
00:45:10,840 --> 00:45:14,719
Speaker 2: Right. Danny shakes his head, realizing he's got to make

974
00:45:14,760 --> 00:45:17,440
Speaker 2: some changes in his life. He looks at the donkey

975
00:45:17,440 --> 00:45:20,440
Speaker 2: and pets him. Norman, thank you for listening to me, buddy.

976
00:45:20,600 --> 00:45:22,040
Speaker 2: I guess you get a lot of guys who come

977
00:45:22,120 --> 00:45:22,919
Speaker 2: up here just to talk.

978
00:45:23,040 --> 00:45:24,000
Speaker 1: Huh.

979
00:45:24,080 --> 00:45:26,759
Speaker 2: He jokes that if Norman ever finds himself in San Francisco,

980
00:45:26,840 --> 00:45:28,640
Speaker 2: he should drop by for some cappuccino.

981
00:45:29,880 --> 00:45:31,400
Speaker 1: Then did he get this donkey?

982
00:45:31,400 --> 00:45:32,960
Speaker 3: Anyway? Did you find this donkey?

983
00:45:33,080 --> 00:45:34,040
Speaker 2: Is this like a donkey rent?

984
00:45:34,360 --> 00:45:35,800
Speaker 1: My question I asked.

985
00:45:35,800 --> 00:45:38,640
Speaker 3: You, did you rent the donkey? Did you come upon

986
00:45:38,760 --> 00:45:40,000
Speaker 3: a wild ass?

987
00:45:40,080 --> 00:45:40,759
Speaker 1: I don't you know?

988
00:45:41,160 --> 00:45:45,840
Speaker 2: Like, what are those wild asses?

989
00:45:47,320 --> 00:45:51,200
Speaker 1: There are? There's herds of wild donkeys and big bears.

990
00:45:51,320 --> 00:45:54,040
Speaker 1: There was a bunch of them. But you can't rent

991
00:45:54,160 --> 00:45:55,759
Speaker 1: them and ride them.

992
00:45:56,280 --> 00:45:58,960
Speaker 2: You can wild ones, not the wild ones, but you

993
00:45:58,960 --> 00:45:59,480
Speaker 2: can run.

994
00:45:59,719 --> 00:46:01,399
Speaker 3: Wild ones because you got to catch him first.

995
00:46:03,239 --> 00:46:05,320
Speaker 2: Is this a wild donkey or a rental donkey?

996
00:46:05,400 --> 00:46:07,440
Speaker 1: I think this is a rental donkey. He's pretty docile,

997
00:46:07,480 --> 00:46:10,440
Speaker 1: he's pretty, he's pretty, he's pretty good. Yeah, okay, so

998
00:46:10,480 --> 00:46:11,040
Speaker 1: we rent.

999
00:46:11,239 --> 00:46:13,920
Speaker 2: Danny has rented this donkey to go up a mountain

1000
00:46:13,960 --> 00:46:16,279
Speaker 2: and have and contemplate.

1001
00:46:15,800 --> 00:46:18,960
Speaker 1: His life right as one for a man who likes

1002
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:20,480
Speaker 1: to be clean donkeys.

1003
00:46:21,880 --> 00:46:24,920
Speaker 2: Oh, that's why they rent That's why they wrote the donkey.

1004
00:46:24,920 --> 00:46:28,759
Speaker 2: And because he has to be dirty the next scene so.

1005
00:46:28,680 --> 00:46:31,680
Speaker 1: That as if he couldn't get dirty just from being

1006
00:46:31,719 --> 00:46:34,400
Speaker 1: out in the woods alone, you need a donkey in

1007
00:46:34,520 --> 00:46:35,800
Speaker 1: order to have that happen.

1008
00:46:35,800 --> 00:46:38,080
Speaker 2: He needs a he needs donkey dirt. That makes a

1009
00:46:38,120 --> 00:46:41,240
Speaker 2: whole difference. Donkey what donkey dirt?

1010
00:46:46,120 --> 00:46:47,440
Speaker 1: I don't want to get tripped up on my.

1011
00:46:50,560 --> 00:46:52,600
Speaker 2: So then Danny walks to the edge of the mountain

1012
00:46:52,640 --> 00:46:55,680
Speaker 2: one more time to admire the view, and.

1013
00:46:55,800 --> 00:47:00,760
Speaker 3: Others really like, really, it could go either way.

1014
00:47:01,120 --> 00:47:01,680
Speaker 1: Haven't got worse.

1015
00:47:03,200 --> 00:47:04,600
Speaker 3: Danny step away from the edge.

1016
00:47:04,840 --> 00:47:08,600
Speaker 2: Right at first, I was like, Okay, I thought that

1017
00:47:08,680 --> 00:47:10,479
Speaker 2: was the end of the scene when he realized where

1018
00:47:10,480 --> 00:47:13,040
Speaker 2: his neuroses came from. But no, I'm like, he's walking

1019
00:47:13,040 --> 00:47:13,680
Speaker 2: towards the edge.

1020
00:47:13,680 --> 00:47:16,920
Speaker 3: He's walking towards He's like, I can't take it anymore.

1021
00:47:18,239 --> 00:47:22,200
Speaker 2: So he loves how natural and beautiful everything is. He

1022
00:47:22,280 --> 00:47:25,040
Speaker 2: kicks the dirt around, telling Norman, it's all just one

1023
00:47:25,160 --> 00:47:27,840
Speaker 2: pile of dirt. But do you animals care if the

1024
00:47:27,840 --> 00:47:30,480
Speaker 2: forest isn't vacuumed? I saw what you did on the

1025
00:47:30,480 --> 00:47:33,160
Speaker 2: trail back there. For you guys, nature is just one

1026
00:47:33,239 --> 00:47:37,839
Speaker 2: big restroom, isn't it. Danny declares that from now on,

1027
00:47:37,920 --> 00:47:40,640
Speaker 2: there's gonna be a new Danny Tanner. He's going to

1028
00:47:40,680 --> 00:47:43,520
Speaker 2: be someone that everyone likes to be around. He begins

1029
00:47:43,600 --> 00:47:49,879
Speaker 2: hyping or Danny, Poor Danny. He starts hyping himself up

1030
00:47:50,160 --> 00:47:53,879
Speaker 2: it's the dawn of a new man. Natural, spontaneous, care

1031
00:47:53,920 --> 00:47:57,400
Speaker 2: free and primitive. And he pounces his chest and streams

1032
00:47:57,440 --> 00:48:00,480
Speaker 2: like Tarzan. He looks back at Norman and asks him

1033
00:48:00,480 --> 00:48:10,280
Speaker 2: to chime in. Norman does yay, Norman, Yeah, yeah, that's okay.

1034
00:48:10,320 --> 00:48:13,040
Speaker 1: So Danny was like, great, Danny is bonded with a

1035
00:48:13,160 --> 00:48:15,560
Speaker 1: with a donkey, and we're in the woods and it's

1036
00:48:15,560 --> 00:48:18,319
Speaker 1: a new and it's a new era for Danny and

1037
00:48:18,360 --> 00:48:19,480
Speaker 1: he's going to be dirty.

1038
00:48:19,640 --> 00:48:24,279
Speaker 2: He's in his primitive era, according to Danny. So next

1039
00:48:24,320 --> 00:48:26,920
Speaker 2: we are back in the living room. Becky, Jesse, and

1040
00:48:26,960 --> 00:48:29,520
Speaker 2: the twins are in the living room. Jesse's on the

1041
00:48:29,520 --> 00:48:32,000
Speaker 2: ground with them, trying to give them a pep talk

1042
00:48:32,160 --> 00:48:32,680
Speaker 2: to crawl.

1043
00:48:33,480 --> 00:48:34,320
Speaker 1: He goes so far.

1044
00:48:34,160 --> 00:48:36,279
Speaker 2: As to challenge them to a race, but when he

1045
00:48:36,320 --> 00:48:39,680
Speaker 2: takes off crawling, the twins still don't move. Then Joey

1046
00:48:39,680 --> 00:48:42,520
Speaker 2: walks in, snacking on a bag of potato chips, which

1047
00:48:42,560 --> 00:48:44,400
Speaker 2: is very obviously like a plot device.

1048
00:48:44,440 --> 00:48:50,200
Speaker 1: It's like, so, joe like potato chips a large There's

1049
00:48:50,239 --> 00:48:53,240
Speaker 1: a reason for that, right, so obvious.

1050
00:48:55,280 --> 00:48:59,600
Speaker 2: Becky says, Look, Joey Jesse learned to crawl. Joey mocks him,

1051
00:48:59,640 --> 00:49:03,040
Speaker 2: what a good boy. Uh, and Jesse gets up, admitting

1052
00:49:03,120 --> 00:49:06,439
Speaker 2: he just wants to see his kids crawl on cue.

1053
00:49:06,480 --> 00:49:10,479
Speaker 2: Becky shouts, Jess look and points to the babies. Now,

1054
00:49:10,520 --> 00:49:13,040
Speaker 2: both of the babies are crawling right in front of

1055
00:49:13,160 --> 00:49:16,480
Speaker 2: Jesse's eyes, and he says, they look like little slinkies.

1056
00:49:16,960 --> 00:49:18,319
Speaker 1: They look like.

1057
00:49:20,560 --> 00:49:24,480
Speaker 2: It's the cutest dang thing. Becky and Jesse pick up

1058
00:49:24,480 --> 00:49:28,359
Speaker 2: their babies and praise this big achievement. They realize it's

1059
00:49:28,400 --> 00:49:30,760
Speaker 2: time to baby proof the house now that they're mobile.

1060
00:49:31,320 --> 00:49:34,240
Speaker 1: Oh good, right, that's a big house.

1061
00:49:34,320 --> 00:49:37,080
Speaker 2: That's gonna take a lot of baby gates. Oh boy, yes.

1062
00:49:38,560 --> 00:49:41,760
Speaker 2: Then DJ and Steph run downstairs telling everyone that Danny's back.

1063
00:49:42,239 --> 00:49:45,920
Speaker 2: On cue. Danny walks in covered head to toe in dirt.

1064
00:49:46,760 --> 00:49:49,160
Speaker 2: Everyone runs up to greet him, which is also weird,

1065
00:49:49,239 --> 00:49:51,600
Speaker 2: like when does this Why are they running.

1066
00:49:51,400 --> 00:49:52,080
Speaker 1: Up to hug him?

1067
00:49:52,080 --> 00:49:54,319
Speaker 2: Like when does this happen in a family? Stay at

1068
00:49:54,360 --> 00:49:56,359
Speaker 2: you know, right, sit on the couch. Guys just wave

1069
00:49:56,440 --> 00:49:58,200
Speaker 2: and say hey dad, right, but what's up?

1070
00:49:58,239 --> 00:49:59,040
Speaker 3: What's wrong with you?

1071
00:49:59,160 --> 00:49:59,359
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1072
00:49:59,520 --> 00:49:59,960
Speaker 1: Like you know.

1073
00:50:01,360 --> 00:50:05,800
Speaker 2: But but to set up for this next bit, Steph

1074
00:50:05,840 --> 00:50:08,279
Speaker 2: WinCE's dad, someone has to say it.

1075
00:50:08,600 --> 00:50:09,839
Speaker 1: You don't smell good?

1076
00:50:10,920 --> 00:50:14,080
Speaker 2: Danny says he smells like nature, like mountain and the trees.

1077
00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:17,919
Speaker 2: Joey admits, you smell like a donkey to me, but hey,

1078
00:50:18,120 --> 00:50:21,160
Speaker 2: it's just great to have you back. He pats Danny's

1079
00:50:21,160 --> 00:50:23,560
Speaker 2: back in a cloud of dust rises, causing the whole

1080
00:50:23,600 --> 00:50:27,480
Speaker 2: family to cough. So Danny tosses his coat onto the

1081
00:50:27,480 --> 00:50:30,520
Speaker 2: coat rack, but it lands on the floor instead. Becky

1082
00:50:30,600 --> 00:50:32,960
Speaker 2: gasps and asks if he's going to pick it up.

1083
00:50:33,600 --> 00:50:34,400
Speaker 2: Danny shrugs.

1084
00:50:34,480 --> 00:50:34,760
Speaker 1: Sure.

1085
00:50:34,880 --> 00:50:37,880
Speaker 2: The next time I go out see everybody, I've changed

1086
00:50:37,960 --> 00:50:41,240
Speaker 2: all my priorities. You can say goodbye to Captain Clean

1087
00:50:41,600 --> 00:50:43,560
Speaker 2: because from now on, I'm going to live my life

1088
00:50:43,680 --> 00:50:49,960
Speaker 2: totally natural. Joey asks naked, and Danny nats them.

1089
00:50:50,040 --> 00:50:52,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can say.

1090
00:50:52,040 --> 00:50:56,320
Speaker 2: I was waiting for Dave to break heat like almost,

1091
00:50:56,400 --> 00:51:01,719
Speaker 2: but he he did very well with this. Yes. So

1092
00:51:01,840 --> 00:51:05,080
Speaker 2: Danny snatches the bag of potato chips from Joey and stuff's.

1093
00:51:04,680 --> 00:51:06,240
Speaker 1: A huge handful into his face.

1094
00:51:06,480 --> 00:51:09,439
Speaker 2: Crumbs fall everywhere, and eventually he just drops the bag

1095
00:51:09,480 --> 00:51:12,719
Speaker 2: onto the floor entirely. Everyone is stunned as they watch

1096
00:51:12,800 --> 00:51:16,680
Speaker 2: him walk away. Stuff questions, who the heck is that guy?

1097
00:51:17,960 --> 00:51:19,880
Speaker 1: I would be serious, I'd be like I think he

1098
00:51:19,920 --> 00:51:21,879
Speaker 1: has a head injury, right, I.

1099
00:51:21,840 --> 00:51:23,120
Speaker 3: Think he fell off the donkey.

1100
00:51:23,200 --> 00:51:26,440
Speaker 1: It's presenting like a head injury. It's presenting yeah, complete

1101
00:51:26,640 --> 00:51:30,120
Speaker 1: like personality change. There's definitely some frontal lobe damage.

1102
00:51:30,239 --> 00:51:35,440
Speaker 2: Absolutely, so I understand their concern.

1103
00:51:35,760 --> 00:51:37,720
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1104
00:51:37,800 --> 00:51:40,319
Speaker 2: So they've all followed Danny into the kitchen and they

1105
00:51:40,320 --> 00:51:44,120
Speaker 2: find him drinking directly out of a milk carton. Danny

1106
00:51:44,160 --> 00:51:47,280
Speaker 2: admits a man works up a powerful thirst riding a burrow.

1107
00:51:48,280 --> 00:51:51,600
Speaker 2: Dj has taking it back, you're drinking milk. You're drinking

1108
00:51:51,600 --> 00:51:55,400
Speaker 2: from a milk carton. You said that was illegal, But

1109
00:51:55,520 --> 00:51:58,400
Speaker 2: Danny doesn't care anymore. He shrugs his shoulders and says

1110
00:51:58,800 --> 00:52:03,160
Speaker 2: the new law is cool. Just Jesse jokes, you ever

1111
00:52:03,239 --> 00:52:04,120
Speaker 2: drink from the milk carton?

1112
00:52:04,200 --> 00:52:04,359
Speaker 1: No?

1113
00:52:05,040 --> 00:52:09,680
Speaker 2: Okay, wait have you? Why are you not?

1114
00:52:09,680 --> 00:52:10,000
Speaker 1: Aunts?

1115
00:52:12,120 --> 00:52:14,239
Speaker 2: Your silence says everything.

1116
00:52:15,360 --> 00:52:15,959
Speaker 1: I was a kid.

1117
00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:17,640
Speaker 2: I did in the middle of the night when I

1118
00:52:17,680 --> 00:52:21,520
Speaker 2: woke up and couldn't sleep, but not since I became.

1119
00:52:21,520 --> 00:52:24,000
Speaker 1: All the time. Oh what are you kidding?

1120
00:52:24,320 --> 00:52:25,840
Speaker 3: Sweeten? Does Mescal know?

1121
00:52:26,920 --> 00:52:30,560
Speaker 1: I don't know. No one's supervising me, because like I

1122
00:52:30,560 --> 00:52:33,160
Speaker 1: had a cookie and I don't want to get the

1123
00:52:33,160 --> 00:52:34,600
Speaker 1: glass dirty, and I'm like, I just need a loss

1124
00:52:34,640 --> 00:52:38,719
Speaker 1: of the milk Jody's sweeten. Well, okay, I won't. I

1125
00:52:38,719 --> 00:52:41,000
Speaker 1: won't judge. I also don't really don't. I don't drink

1126
00:52:41,040 --> 00:52:42,800
Speaker 1: in public places. It's my family.

1127
00:52:43,239 --> 00:52:44,239
Speaker 2: Okay, well I'm not.

1128
00:52:44,719 --> 00:52:46,400
Speaker 1: The kids probably got me sick anyway, so if I

1129
00:52:46,400 --> 00:52:47,520
Speaker 1: give it back to him, it's their fault.

1130
00:52:47,600 --> 00:52:50,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, you just share germs. I won't judge because I

1131
00:52:50,080 --> 00:52:51,440
Speaker 2: do not actually drink milk.

1132
00:52:51,520 --> 00:52:51,759
Speaker 1: I don't.

1133
00:52:51,800 --> 00:52:53,799
Speaker 2: I'll have milk in my cereal, but that's I do not.

1134
00:52:53,880 --> 00:52:55,919
Speaker 2: I hate milk. I'm not a milk fan. I need

1135
00:52:55,920 --> 00:52:59,000
Speaker 2: the calcium because of the bones and the osteoporosis, but

1136
00:52:59,040 --> 00:53:00,440
Speaker 2: I don't love milk, so I.

1137
00:53:00,400 --> 00:53:02,880
Speaker 1: Have that's a I now have admitted publicly that I

1138
00:53:02,920 --> 00:53:04,040
Speaker 1: am am a heathen.

1139
00:53:04,320 --> 00:53:07,879
Speaker 2: I'm sure there's a lot of fan erritos that can relate.

1140
00:53:07,600 --> 00:53:10,279
Speaker 1: To this, and a lot of yep. I do not

1141
00:53:10,320 --> 00:53:12,799
Speaker 1: out of like the paper milk carton though, because it

1142
00:53:12,800 --> 00:53:15,960
Speaker 1: gets all yeah, then it gets the little plastic one

1143
00:53:15,960 --> 00:53:16,359
Speaker 1: though is fine.

1144
00:53:16,400 --> 00:53:19,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a little more sturdy. So okay, everybody chime

1145
00:53:19,080 --> 00:53:22,160
Speaker 2: in on the comments in the if you drink a.

1146
00:53:22,160 --> 00:53:24,520
Speaker 3: Horrible person and do you drink out of the milk jug?

1147
00:53:24,680 --> 00:53:30,520
Speaker 2: Are you team Jodie or team Yeah Yeah? So Jesse jokes,

1148
00:53:30,520 --> 00:53:33,920
Speaker 2: were you kidnapped by the grateful Dead? And when Danny

1149
00:53:33,960 --> 00:53:37,600
Speaker 2: chugs more milk, Kimmy walks in. She asks who's the tall,

1150
00:53:37,640 --> 00:53:41,239
Speaker 2: dirty guy that smells like a donkey? Danny turns around

1151
00:53:41,239 --> 00:53:46,440
Speaker 2: and uses her signature phrase, oh gibbl rito. Kimmy is dumbfounded,

1152
00:53:46,719 --> 00:53:50,439
Speaker 2: unable to believe that it's really Danny, so Jesse comes

1153
00:53:50,480 --> 00:53:52,839
Speaker 2: up with a solution to find out if it's really him.

1154
00:53:53,440 --> 00:53:56,880
Speaker 2: He walks over the refrigerator and pulls out chocolate fudge.

1155
00:53:57,480 --> 00:54:00,680
Speaker 2: He explains the real Danny Tanner would not tolerate a

1156
00:54:00,840 --> 00:54:05,800
Speaker 2: nice glob of chocolate on his clean refrigerator. Jesse proceeds

1157
00:54:05,880 --> 00:54:09,160
Speaker 2: to do exactly that and asks Danny what he thinks.

1158
00:54:09,880 --> 00:54:13,480
Speaker 2: Danny claims he doesn't care. Joey walks over to the fridge. Next,

1159
00:54:13,760 --> 00:54:16,520
Speaker 2: what if someone less mature came along and turned that

1160
00:54:16,600 --> 00:54:20,640
Speaker 2: little glob of chocolate into a smiley face? And he

1161
00:54:20,680 --> 00:54:24,560
Speaker 2: does so, and all I could think about was Patty Passerelli.

1162
00:54:24,600 --> 00:54:29,560
Speaker 2: In this R script, Eve gets so difficult, got to

1163
00:54:29,560 --> 00:54:32,040
Speaker 2: get the globs of chocolate in the exact same spot

1164
00:54:32,120 --> 00:54:37,400
Speaker 2: every take. Uh, Danny has no response to this. In fact,

1165
00:54:37,520 --> 00:54:41,799
Speaker 2: he even adds some chocolate fudge hair to the drawing himself,

1166
00:54:42,760 --> 00:54:45,279
Speaker 2: so Kimmy walks over. She tells them I'll find out

1167
00:54:45,320 --> 00:54:48,040
Speaker 2: if it's for real, and she proceeds to smudge the

1168
00:54:48,120 --> 00:54:51,040
Speaker 2: chocolate all over the fridge with her hands. Then she

1169
00:54:51,080 --> 00:54:54,520
Speaker 2: puts her chocolate handprints on the cabinet, the counter, and

1170
00:54:54,760 --> 00:54:57,400
Speaker 2: even Danny's shirt. And I got to rub it in

1171
00:54:57,440 --> 00:54:57,920
Speaker 2: a little bit.

1172
00:54:58,200 --> 00:54:59,240
Speaker 1: This is so fun.

1173
00:54:59,400 --> 00:55:01,799
Speaker 2: This was like, yeah, I get to get dirty and

1174
00:55:02,560 --> 00:55:03,280
Speaker 2: make a mess.

1175
00:55:03,760 --> 00:55:05,760
Speaker 1: I hate. I don't like my hands being dirty.

1176
00:55:05,840 --> 00:55:08,160
Speaker 2: I don't like it now. As a kid it was fun,

1177
00:55:08,160 --> 00:55:09,160
Speaker 2: but now I'm just like.

1178
00:55:09,239 --> 00:55:10,919
Speaker 1: I didn't even like it, Like, oh no, my hands

1179
00:55:10,920 --> 00:55:11,360
Speaker 1: are sticky.

1180
00:55:11,440 --> 00:55:13,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like a like a tech like a it's

1181
00:55:13,320 --> 00:55:15,000
Speaker 2: a texture thing. Ye yeah, yeah I can see that.

1182
00:55:16,560 --> 00:55:16,960
Speaker 1: Uh.

1183
00:55:17,080 --> 00:55:19,879
Speaker 2: She tells him it's okay, mister t have a cow

1184
00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:23,360
Speaker 2: and toss my rear out of here. But Danny laughs

1185
00:55:23,400 --> 00:55:28,239
Speaker 2: it off and hugs her. What I know, chaundury is

1186
00:55:28,280 --> 00:55:29,120
Speaker 2: definitely happen.

1187
00:55:29,239 --> 00:55:30,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, definitely.

1188
00:55:30,200 --> 00:55:30,399
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1189
00:55:30,440 --> 00:55:32,719
Speaker 1: We need to get him to a to have an

1190
00:55:32,800 --> 00:55:35,520
Speaker 1: MRI quickly. Yeah. He even says he loves her.

1191
00:55:35,600 --> 00:55:38,200
Speaker 2: Hijinks this is you know, you know, Kimmy is like

1192
00:55:38,239 --> 00:55:43,080
Speaker 2: so happy inside of this, right. Michelle admits, Daddy, you're

1193
00:55:43,160 --> 00:55:47,400
Speaker 2: scaring me, So Danny tries to reassure her, your dad's

1194
00:55:47,480 --> 00:55:50,239
Speaker 2: just a fun loving guy, not some psycho with a

1195
00:55:50,360 --> 00:55:55,200
Speaker 2: dust mop. Everyone recognizes the words he just said and

1196
00:55:55,239 --> 00:55:59,239
Speaker 2: they all swap glances. Meanwhile, Danny grabs a gallon of

1197
00:55:59,239 --> 00:56:01,120
Speaker 2: ice cream out of the free and decides they can

1198
00:56:01,160 --> 00:56:04,759
Speaker 2: eat it directly out of the carton. Michelle admits, this

1199
00:56:04,920 --> 00:56:07,440
Speaker 2: is very wrong, but I'll eat it.

1200
00:56:08,640 --> 00:56:12,600
Speaker 1: We know, no doubt there, Michelle.

1201
00:56:12,760 --> 00:56:15,400
Speaker 2: That was a cute little delivery too. Yeah, she was

1202
00:56:15,520 --> 00:56:21,640
Speaker 2: very fat delivery. It's adorable. Next, Danny walks into his bedroom,

1203
00:56:21,880 --> 00:56:25,200
Speaker 2: realizing that everything is too neat and tidy. He instantly

1204
00:56:25,239 --> 00:56:27,239
Speaker 2: messes up his bed, trying to give it a more

1205
00:56:27,440 --> 00:56:30,200
Speaker 2: natural look. Then he walks over to his closet, where

1206
00:56:30,239 --> 00:56:33,360
Speaker 2: everything is color coordinated. He starts to mess up the

1207
00:56:33,360 --> 00:56:37,319
Speaker 2: pattern when his family walks in and where's a hole

1208
00:56:37,320 --> 00:56:38,959
Speaker 2: in the wall. From the hole in the wall, gang,

1209
00:56:39,239 --> 00:56:40,120
Speaker 2: is the right dress?

1210
00:56:40,120 --> 00:56:41,120
Speaker 3: Are still covering it?

1211
00:56:41,280 --> 00:56:42,040
Speaker 2: Or? Oh?

1212
00:56:42,080 --> 00:56:42,239
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1213
00:56:42,400 --> 00:56:42,840
Speaker 3: Probably?

1214
00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:45,600
Speaker 1: I don't know, does he? They stuck in there eventually

1215
00:56:45,600 --> 00:56:47,640
Speaker 1: and they were like, hey, uncle, Jesse's go fix up,

1216
00:56:47,680 --> 00:56:49,880
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Some adult get some plaster,

1217
00:56:50,200 --> 00:56:52,560
Speaker 1: just covering it up. Please smut it up.

1218
00:56:53,200 --> 00:56:56,040
Speaker 2: So the family asks what he's doing, and he explains,

1219
00:56:56,200 --> 00:57:00,200
Speaker 2: I'm unorganizing my closet. What kind of nut lived in here?

1220
00:57:00,320 --> 00:57:01,760
Speaker 1: Huh?

1221
00:57:01,920 --> 00:57:05,880
Speaker 2: Joey solemnly responds, Hey, back in the kitchen, when you

1222
00:57:05,920 --> 00:57:08,839
Speaker 2: said psycho with a dust mop, where did you get

1223
00:57:08,880 --> 00:57:13,040
Speaker 2: that from? Danny claims he doesn't know, but Joey argues, yes,

1224
00:57:13,120 --> 00:57:16,600
Speaker 2: you do. You heard me say it, didn't you. Dave

1225
00:57:16,680 --> 00:57:19,120
Speaker 2: is so good here too, Like you can see Joey,

1226
00:57:19,120 --> 00:57:23,360
Speaker 2: who's normally just doing crazy voice. Dave's like, dang it.

1227
00:57:23,200 --> 00:57:26,000
Speaker 1: It was like an actual moment of like feeling like

1228
00:57:26,120 --> 00:57:27,080
Speaker 1: you really hurt his friend.

1229
00:57:27,200 --> 00:57:30,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, Dave did great. I'm impressed with Joey here

1230
00:57:30,560 --> 00:57:34,800
Speaker 2: in this moment. This was a good moment. Danny size,

1231
00:57:35,200 --> 00:57:37,840
Speaker 2: I was putting shelf paper in DJ's closet when you

1232
00:57:37,920 --> 00:57:41,400
Speaker 2: all were having your family meeting. Jesse walks over to

1233
00:57:41,480 --> 00:57:43,360
Speaker 2: Danny and tells him they were just letting off a

1234
00:57:43,360 --> 00:57:47,440
Speaker 2: little steam. They didn't mean the things they said. Danny admits,

1235
00:57:47,680 --> 00:57:48,760
Speaker 2: what you said was true.

1236
00:57:49,240 --> 00:57:49,800
Speaker 1: You hurt my.

1237
00:57:49,760 --> 00:57:52,520
Speaker 2: Feelings, but I'm glad I know how you really feel

1238
00:57:52,520 --> 00:57:55,320
Speaker 2: about me now and I've changed. Let me show you.

1239
00:57:55,800 --> 00:57:57,960
Speaker 2: He grabs the baking soda out of his sock drawer

1240
00:57:57,960 --> 00:58:01,080
Speaker 2: and dumps it all over the floor. Proudly tells the girls,

1241
00:58:01,280 --> 00:58:02,600
Speaker 2: you have a brand new dad.

1242
00:58:03,600 --> 00:58:04,720
Speaker 3: That seems unnecessary.

1243
00:58:04,960 --> 00:58:07,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, like take the boat baking soda out, Sure, but

1244
00:58:07,240 --> 00:58:09,840
Speaker 2: you don't need to sprinkle it all over the carpet.

1245
00:58:10,360 --> 00:58:11,000
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1246
00:58:11,080 --> 00:58:14,680
Speaker 2: Yeah. I was a little triggered by that. I was like, no, no,

1247
00:58:16,800 --> 00:58:20,320
Speaker 2: so but Stephanie. Stephanie says she doesn't want a new dad.

1248
00:58:20,800 --> 00:58:23,400
Speaker 2: She promises to shoe each bite twenty four times if

1249
00:58:23,440 --> 00:58:26,919
Speaker 2: she can just have her old dad back. DJ nods

1250
00:58:26,920 --> 00:58:30,560
Speaker 2: in agreement, and they both give him a hug. DJ confesses,

1251
00:58:30,600 --> 00:58:32,919
Speaker 2: who cares if you're a neat freak. If it wasn't

1252
00:58:32,960 --> 00:58:35,480
Speaker 2: for you, I would never make my bed, and Joey

1253
00:58:35,520 --> 00:58:39,400
Speaker 2: admits me neither. Danny starts to perk up. You guys

1254
00:58:39,640 --> 00:58:42,440
Speaker 2: really mean all of this, and Becky tells him, of

1255
00:58:42,520 --> 00:58:47,680
Speaker 2: course we mean it. You keep this family running. Jesse nods, yeah,

1256
00:58:47,720 --> 00:58:51,000
Speaker 2: you keep us organized. There's nine people living here. Without you,

1257
00:58:51,120 --> 00:58:52,440
Speaker 2: it'd be total chaos.

1258
00:58:53,240 --> 00:58:54,880
Speaker 3: Nine people in this house.

1259
00:58:55,040 --> 00:58:56,920
Speaker 2: Well, and I would argue it's still chaos, but.

1260
00:58:56,880 --> 00:58:57,360
Speaker 1: At least.

1261
00:58:59,000 --> 00:59:00,400
Speaker 3: Chaos. It is total chaos.

1262
00:59:00,600 --> 00:59:03,480
Speaker 2: Okay, it's clean chaos, chaos.

1263
00:59:04,600 --> 00:59:06,000
Speaker 3: A car has gone through the kitchen.

1264
00:59:06,080 --> 00:59:10,320
Speaker 1: Okay, it is chaos, like you know. That's yeah, so

1265
00:59:10,440 --> 00:59:11,240
Speaker 1: much chaos.

1266
00:59:12,320 --> 00:59:15,440
Speaker 2: Danny realizes he's got to find a balance between Captain

1267
00:59:15,560 --> 00:59:19,920
Speaker 2: Clean and Sergeant Sludge. Steph asks if he can help

1268
00:59:19,960 --> 00:59:24,400
Speaker 2: Michelle find a balance as well. Apparently the mini Captain

1269
00:59:24,480 --> 00:59:28,320
Speaker 2: Clean made Stephanie's bed while she was still in it.

1270
00:59:29,920 --> 00:59:32,120
Speaker 2: Danny agrees to have a chat with his special helper,

1271
00:59:32,240 --> 00:59:34,560
Speaker 2: but first he has to clean the baking soda out

1272
00:59:34,560 --> 00:59:35,160
Speaker 2: of the carpet.

1273
00:59:35,680 --> 00:59:36,200
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1274
00:59:36,360 --> 00:59:40,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, get that vacuum that stuff up right away, Jesse pleads.

1275
00:59:40,240 --> 00:59:42,360
Speaker 2: Before you do that, do us all a big favor.

1276
00:59:42,920 --> 00:59:43,920
Speaker 2: Take a shower.

1277
00:59:45,000 --> 00:59:45,960
Speaker 3: Take a shower.

1278
00:59:48,640 --> 00:59:52,040
Speaker 2: And lastly, in stephan Michelle's room, Michelle is organizing her

1279
00:59:52,080 --> 00:59:56,040
Speaker 2: stuffed animals in neat little Rose before bedtime. Danny walks

1280
00:59:56,040 --> 00:59:58,320
Speaker 2: in all cleaned up and asks to have a little

1281
00:59:58,320 --> 01:00:01,120
Speaker 2: talk with her. She proudly off what she's been doing.

1282
01:00:01,520 --> 01:00:03,800
Speaker 2: I lined up all my animals. They go from little

1283
01:00:03,840 --> 01:00:07,560
Speaker 2: too big. Danny asks why she wants her animals like that,

1284
01:00:07,880 --> 01:00:10,880
Speaker 2: and she explains, because they're neat and they're clean, and

1285
01:00:10,920 --> 01:00:15,080
Speaker 2: that's the way you like them. Danny smiles. I think

1286
01:00:15,080 --> 01:00:17,680
Speaker 2: it's wonderful that you want things neat and clean, but

1287
01:00:17,760 --> 01:00:21,520
Speaker 2: sometimes your dad likes things a little too neat and clean,

1288
01:00:21,960 --> 01:00:25,520
Speaker 2: and too much of anything is not good. Michelle grins,

1289
01:00:25,640 --> 01:00:30,520
Speaker 2: even ice cream. Danny laughs and tells her yet then

1290
01:00:30,560 --> 01:00:32,680
Speaker 2: he asks for her to be a little less like

1291
01:00:32,760 --> 01:00:36,760
Speaker 2: him and a little more like her sisters. Michelle asks,

1292
01:00:36,880 --> 01:00:40,120
Speaker 2: you want me to be a slob? Danny clarifies, no,

1293
01:00:40,720 --> 01:00:42,840
Speaker 2: I don't want you to be a slob, But just

1294
01:00:42,880 --> 01:00:45,480
Speaker 2: because your dad likes things neat and tidy doesn't mean

1295
01:00:45,520 --> 01:00:47,880
Speaker 2: you have to be exactly like me. I want you

1296
01:00:47,960 --> 01:00:51,800
Speaker 2: to be Michelle Tanner. She exclaims, I can do it.

1297
01:00:52,640 --> 01:00:55,200
Speaker 2: Danny gives her a warm smile and asks if she's

1298
01:00:55,200 --> 01:00:58,760
Speaker 2: sure she wants her animals to sleep like that. She asks,

1299
01:00:58,920 --> 01:01:02,160
Speaker 2: could they sleep on my bed with me? Danny spawns,

1300
01:01:02,200 --> 01:01:04,439
Speaker 2: only if you get in it. Go ahead, I'll throw

1301
01:01:04,480 --> 01:01:07,480
Speaker 2: them to you. Michelle crawls into her bed. Danny starts

1302
01:01:07,560 --> 01:01:10,400
Speaker 2: tossing each stuffed animal to her, naming them off as

1303
01:01:10,440 --> 01:01:14,280
Speaker 2: he goes. Here's Blinky and Pooky and here's Jimmy and.

1304
01:01:14,280 --> 01:01:15,160
Speaker 1: Little Joel Bear.

1305
01:01:16,080 --> 01:01:22,840
Speaker 2: That's our show, La Bob, just little Joel's wick, right, yeah, yeah, exactly.

1306
01:01:24,880 --> 01:01:28,000
Speaker 2: And according to wiki, this is the last time Danny's

1307
01:01:28,040 --> 01:01:32,240
Speaker 2: portrayed as a neat freak, Like, isn't he isn't he.

1308
01:01:32,200 --> 01:01:34,480
Speaker 1: A clean freak through the whole through the whole episode.

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Speaker 2: I don't know, maybe this is the last time an

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Speaker 2: episode is dedicated to Danny Bean.

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Speaker 1: That feel that doesn't feel is always what the next

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Speaker 1: two seasons, He's just gonna become a slob and not

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Speaker 1: care to go in correct correct. Maybe maybe maybe this

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01:01:50,480 --> 01:01:52,040
Speaker 1: was like the peak.

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Speaker 3: Of it, and it was like this was where like really.

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Speaker 1: His his anxiety and mental illness like really came to

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Speaker 1: the forefront. And then he was like, I've got to

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Speaker 1: do some work. And he started seeing Michelle regularly and

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01:02:04,680 --> 01:02:09,280
Speaker 1: she really helped him work through some of this anxiety

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Speaker 1: and and you know, some of these poor coping mechanisms.

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Speaker 2: So it was finally found the balance between new freak

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Speaker 2: and just being tidy.

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Speaker 1: So yep, but did you like this episode?

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Speaker 2: Was it?

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Speaker 1: It was? It was you know, it was it was cute,

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Speaker 1: it was fun. I liked it because it involved the

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Speaker 1: whole family. You know. It was not like necessarily one

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01:02:30,440 --> 01:02:33,240
Speaker 1: particular like storyline for just a couple members.

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Speaker 2: It was everybody. I love those episodes.

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01:02:35,920 --> 01:02:38,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, I really liked that, and I thought it was also,

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01:02:40,280 --> 01:02:41,960
Speaker 1: I mean, it was so real life, like when you're

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01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:45,320
Speaker 1: you know, somebody's driving you nuts and you say something

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01:02:45,360 --> 01:02:45,720
Speaker 1: and then.

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01:02:45,600 --> 01:02:46,840
Speaker 3: They hear you and you're like, oh no.

1335
01:02:46,960 --> 01:02:49,480
Speaker 2: Then you feel bad even and you're like.

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01:02:49,440 --> 01:02:51,840
Speaker 1: You're sorry but kind of I meant it, but like

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01:02:51,920 --> 01:02:54,800
Speaker 1: not like it mayn't hurt your feelings, but also like chill,

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Speaker 1: you know.

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01:02:56,480 --> 01:02:57,560
Speaker 2: No, it's it's true.

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01:02:57,600 --> 01:02:58,480
Speaker 3: This is the worst.

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01:02:58,680 --> 01:03:03,320
Speaker 2: This was a great episode, funny, lots of visual things

1342
01:03:03,400 --> 01:03:06,240
Speaker 2: going on, visual comedy and oh.

1343
01:03:06,160 --> 01:03:08,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, a lot of great visual comedy too.

1344
01:03:08,240 --> 01:03:09,800
Speaker 1: It wasn't like this, there was enough.

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01:03:10,160 --> 01:03:10,960
Speaker 2: It was low steaks.

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01:03:11,120 --> 01:03:14,160
Speaker 1: So yeah, nothing terribly crazy was going to happen other

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01:03:14,240 --> 01:03:18,000
Speaker 1: than maybe Danny, you know, leaping off the edge of

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01:03:19,160 --> 01:03:23,520
Speaker 1: right right, but luckily Norman the donkey saved him and

1349
01:03:23,600 --> 01:03:25,920
Speaker 1: made it back. Ye maybe that's how he got so dirty,

1350
01:03:26,000 --> 01:03:27,560
Speaker 1: was he was like, I'm going to stand on the

1351
01:03:27,640 --> 01:03:30,560
Speaker 1: edge and he slipped and then the donkey had to

1352
01:03:30,560 --> 01:03:35,280
Speaker 1: come rescue him because because donkeys actually have much better footing.

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01:03:35,320 --> 01:03:38,440
Speaker 1: The reason that donkeys and burrows are used for climbing

1354
01:03:38,480 --> 01:03:41,600
Speaker 1: things because their back foot actually replaces right into the

1355
01:03:41,640 --> 01:03:45,160
Speaker 1: same place as their front one, like hit and I

1356
01:03:45,200 --> 01:03:48,400
Speaker 1: don't if I remember. I think some like horses or

1357
01:03:48,440 --> 01:03:50,920
Speaker 1: something don't do that as effectively, so they're not quite

1358
01:03:50,960 --> 01:03:52,400
Speaker 1: as I don't know.

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01:03:52,440 --> 01:03:55,680
Speaker 3: I couldn't, Jordi Sweeten.

1360
01:03:56,160 --> 01:03:58,400
Speaker 1: I could be wrong. So somebody's probably like, I don't

1361
01:03:58,400 --> 01:03:59,880
Speaker 1: know what the hell you were talking about, but that's

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01:03:59,880 --> 01:04:02,360
Speaker 1: not you feel like, you know all my donkeys and

1363
01:04:02,360 --> 01:04:06,200
Speaker 1: burrows something about them being more surefooted.

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01:04:06,280 --> 01:04:11,720
Speaker 2: They're definitely surefooted. Yeah, but yeah, no, this was I

1365
01:04:11,720 --> 01:04:14,680
Speaker 2: had to have a question though, because Danny wasn't this

1366
01:04:14,800 --> 01:04:17,400
Speaker 2: much of a neurotic clean freak in season one, Like

1367
01:04:17,480 --> 01:04:19,440
Speaker 2: they have that whole episode where the guys you're messy

1368
01:04:19,440 --> 01:04:22,000
Speaker 2: and the mom's come over and so do you think

1369
01:04:22,040 --> 01:04:25,360
Speaker 2: he's always been a neat freak and just his grief

1370
01:04:25,520 --> 01:04:28,120
Speaker 2: of season one mellowed him out a.

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01:04:28,040 --> 01:04:28,840
Speaker 1: Little bit, right?

1372
01:04:29,120 --> 01:04:31,080
Speaker 2: Or do you think so the writers just sort of

1373
01:04:31,160 --> 01:04:32,120
Speaker 2: leaned into this in.

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01:04:32,320 --> 01:04:38,720
Speaker 1: Season I mean to be honest. Option two, Yeah, making

1375
01:04:38,920 --> 01:04:41,840
Speaker 1: a story in our head about what's actually happening in

1376
01:04:41,880 --> 01:04:42,320
Speaker 1: this family.

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01:04:42,360 --> 01:04:43,360
Speaker 3: I would say option one.

1378
01:04:43,600 --> 01:04:46,080
Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, like he was just overwhelmed by grief, and

1379
01:04:46,520 --> 01:04:48,520
Speaker 1: you know, and who isn't who wants to do laundry

1380
01:04:48,560 --> 01:04:50,760
Speaker 1: when your your wife just died, That is the last

1381
01:04:50,760 --> 01:04:54,160
Speaker 1: thing you're thinking about. Yeah, yeah, so yeah, I think

1382
01:04:54,200 --> 01:04:56,240
Speaker 1: that was probably it. And then I just I think

1383
01:04:56,280 --> 01:04:58,280
Speaker 1: he really started to spiral out of control.

1384
01:04:58,400 --> 01:05:01,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just yes, it was a manifestation of what

1385
01:05:01,880 --> 01:05:02,760
Speaker 2: was going on in his head.

1386
01:05:02,880 --> 01:05:03,360
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1387
01:05:03,400 --> 01:05:06,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, Well, did you have any everywhere he looks from

1388
01:05:06,840 --> 01:05:08,160
Speaker 2: this episode? I got one?

1389
01:05:08,640 --> 01:05:08,960
Speaker 1: You did?

1390
01:05:09,080 --> 01:05:11,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe I wasn't looking hard enough. It's in everywhere

1391
01:05:11,720 --> 01:05:15,280
Speaker 2: you it's a question though. Everywhere you question. There's recycling

1392
01:05:15,480 --> 01:05:19,080
Speaker 2: buckets next to the kitchen sink on the left side.

1393
01:05:19,520 --> 01:05:20,560
Speaker 3: I let it those out.

1394
01:05:20,760 --> 01:05:21,880
Speaker 1: Did you already point those out?

1395
01:05:22,080 --> 01:05:23,400
Speaker 3: Remember I said where.

1396
01:05:24,120 --> 01:05:27,600
Speaker 1: Recycling sang it? You did? I just I forgot that

1397
01:05:27,680 --> 01:05:29,800
Speaker 1: you mentioned that. And I was a big thing in

1398
01:05:29,840 --> 01:05:31,840
Speaker 1: the early nineties, because I believe it's righter out. When

1399
01:05:31,920 --> 01:05:36,520
Speaker 1: the Captain Planet came out, the reduce, reuse, recycle campaigns

1400
01:05:36,560 --> 01:05:37,640
Speaker 1: were like a big push.

1401
01:05:37,720 --> 01:05:41,520
Speaker 2: I did a waste management commercial. So yes, I remember

1402
01:05:41,720 --> 01:05:42,600
Speaker 2: this conversation.

1403
01:05:42,800 --> 01:05:47,200
Speaker 1: Remember there were I remember those stupid little things. Yeah,

1404
01:05:47,240 --> 01:05:48,840
Speaker 1: those little they weren't they were.

1405
01:05:48,880 --> 01:05:51,240
Speaker 3: You were container things.

1406
01:05:51,240 --> 01:05:54,200
Speaker 1: But like I just remember like always messing with the doors,

1407
01:05:54,760 --> 01:05:57,280
Speaker 1: just like you know, and somebody Brian Ky would YouTube like,

1408
01:05:57,280 --> 01:05:59,080
Speaker 1: can you stop, don't touch the props.

1409
01:05:59,160 --> 01:06:00,160
Speaker 2: Don't touch the props.

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01:06:00,920 --> 01:06:01,160
Speaker 1: Yeah.

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01:06:01,200 --> 01:06:03,080
Speaker 2: I for a minute, I was like, oh, I think

1412
01:06:03,120 --> 01:06:04,960
Speaker 2: I thought they just brought him out for this episode

1413
01:06:04,960 --> 01:06:07,280
Speaker 2: to because it was a cleaning episode.

1414
01:06:08,240 --> 01:06:11,000
Speaker 1: They were tucked under like the end of the counter,

1415
01:06:11,000 --> 01:06:12,560
Speaker 1: there by the by the refrigerator.

1416
01:06:12,640 --> 01:06:14,760
Speaker 2: Okay, so they've always been there. It wasn't just for

1417
01:06:14,800 --> 01:06:17,200
Speaker 2: this episode, not always.

1418
01:06:16,520 --> 01:06:19,360
Speaker 1: Just a few, but you sometime this season I think

1419
01:06:19,800 --> 01:06:22,080
Speaker 1: they appeared. Okay, yeah, I.

1420
01:06:22,040 --> 01:06:23,360
Speaker 3: Just have nobody cared nobody.

1421
01:06:25,120 --> 01:06:27,720
Speaker 1: Two so yeah, so it would have cared right.

1422
01:06:29,280 --> 01:06:31,280
Speaker 2: But yeah, cute episode, loved it.

1423
01:06:31,760 --> 01:06:35,240
Speaker 3: Cute family friendly, love it. Baby's crawling, he's crawling.

1424
01:06:35,280 --> 01:06:36,840
Speaker 2: What's not to love about? Borrow episode?

1425
01:06:36,920 --> 01:06:41,080
Speaker 1: Burrows hiking, Danny shelf papering, it was a door.

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01:06:41,200 --> 01:06:43,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, and Bob really he carried this episode.

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01:06:43,720 --> 01:06:46,160
Speaker 1: He really carried it. And like he had such there

1428
01:06:46,200 --> 01:06:49,800
Speaker 1: was such a great like we was just always so

1429
01:06:49,880 --> 01:06:52,440
Speaker 1: good at like you could you felt the sympathy for him,

1430
01:06:52,560 --> 01:06:55,000
Speaker 1: you know, he just was like the long lanky sort

1431
01:06:55,000 --> 01:06:56,960
Speaker 1: of like and you're like.

1432
01:06:56,880 --> 01:07:00,400
Speaker 2: Oh, no, he needs aug Yeah, he really elicited that

1433
01:07:00,400 --> 01:07:03,400
Speaker 2: that sympathy from from the audience. He's just he's so

1434
01:07:03,520 --> 01:07:05,880
Speaker 2: lovable even though he's driving everyone crazy.

1435
01:07:05,920 --> 01:07:06,840
Speaker 1: You love him.

1436
01:07:06,960 --> 01:07:08,720
Speaker 3: So, I mean that was actually Bob.

1437
01:07:09,800 --> 01:07:13,479
Speaker 1: There's no acting required, there's that's not that is actually Bob.

1438
01:07:13,680 --> 01:07:15,640
Speaker 1: He would be driving everybody nuts and at the same

1439
01:07:15,680 --> 01:07:17,280
Speaker 1: day be like, God, I love you and I can

1440
01:07:17,320 --> 01:07:20,640
Speaker 1: go over there and do that, though, can be neurotic,

1441
01:07:20,840 --> 01:07:24,160
Speaker 1: like keep be that way. No, this was cute.

1442
01:07:24,200 --> 01:07:27,120
Speaker 2: I liked it. Uh, yeah, it's another great episode, another

1443
01:07:27,160 --> 01:07:28,760
Speaker 2: great episode. Yeah, yeah, I love it.

1444
01:07:28,800 --> 01:07:32,200
Speaker 3: And our next episode is Five's a Crowd.

1445
01:07:32,840 --> 01:07:34,400
Speaker 1: I don't know what's coming up for that one. I

1446
01:07:34,400 --> 01:07:35,000
Speaker 1: have no idea.

1447
01:07:35,240 --> 01:07:36,480
Speaker 2: I have no idea what's coming up.

1448
01:07:36,720 --> 01:07:38,240
Speaker 1: No, I like to be surprised.

1449
01:07:39,000 --> 01:07:40,120
Speaker 3: Well, I'm always surprised.

1450
01:07:40,200 --> 01:07:43,520
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, what's this? Yeah, so yeah, five's the

1451
01:07:43,560 --> 01:07:47,680
Speaker 1: crowd that'll be up next to it. All right, fan Ritos,

1452
01:07:47,680 --> 01:07:49,720
Speaker 1: thank you so much for joining us today on another

1453
01:07:49,800 --> 01:07:53,320
Speaker 1: fun and ridiculous episode of How Rude Tan Rito's. If

1454
01:07:53,360 --> 01:07:55,200
Speaker 1: you want to find us on Instagram, you can find

1455
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1456
01:07:57,520 --> 01:08:01,360
Speaker 1: an email with your thoughts on milk carton drinking.

1457
01:08:02,160 --> 01:08:03,840
Speaker 3: Whether you need to publicly shame.

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Speaker 1: Me, You can send us emails about that at Howarude

1459
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1460
01:08:11,880 --> 01:08:15,720
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01:08:15,840 --> 01:08:18,240
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01:08:18,320 --> 01:08:20,799
Speaker 1: you can see all of her amazing new.

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Speaker 2: Kids, new kids, so many kids, so excited, so excited,

1464
01:08:25,920 --> 01:08:28,320
Speaker 2: And uh, yeah, I think that's it, y'all.

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01:08:28,320 --> 01:08:32,360
Speaker 3: I think remember the world is small. The house is

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01:08:32,439 --> 01:08:35,120
Speaker 3: full of donkeys.

1467
01:08:36,360 --> 01:08:39,880
Speaker 1: Donkeys just there everywhere, up and down the stairs, just

1468
01:08:39,920 --> 01:08:41,000
Speaker 1: slapping things back and forth.

1469
01:08:41,040 --> 01:08:42,240
Speaker 3: And there's a lot of stairs in that house.

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01:08:42,320 --> 01:08:43,840
Speaker 1: You gotta if you're up in the attic and you

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01:08:43,880 --> 01:08:45,679
Speaker 1: got to get something down there, you're sending a burrow.

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01:08:46,200 --> 01:08:48,320
Speaker 2: Well, they ended a donkey in the house to instead

1473
01:08:48,320 --> 01:08:50,360
Speaker 2: of a dumb waiter. They need a donkey. And but

1474
01:08:50,360 --> 01:08:53,080
Speaker 2: thenkey donkey in the house coming up.

1475
01:08:53,280 --> 01:08:54,040
Speaker 1: Just stay tuned.

1476
01:08:54,439 --> 01:08:56,639
Speaker 3: Oh that's right, we actually do go there.

1477
01:08:56,680 --> 01:08:59,280
Speaker 1: So yeah, I don't stay to that.

1478
01:08:59,479 --> 01:09:00,559
Speaker 3: How do we get another donkey?

1479
01:09:00,600 --> 01:09:02,760
Speaker 2: I don't know how we got another donkey's house, but

1480
01:09:03,040 --> 01:09:03,960
Speaker 2: it's coming at something.

1481
01:09:04,080 --> 01:09:05,160
Speaker 3: Oh, but here we come.

1482
01:09:05,360 --> 01:09:07,960
Speaker 1: Well, thank you fan rios H. We will see you

1483
01:09:07,960 --> 01:09:11,400
Speaker 1: next time. And that's it. Yeah, that's okay.

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01:09:11,439 --> 01:09:23,600
Speaker 2: I'm hitting the road, yeah,