WEBVTT - Exercise Bikes vs. Actual Bikes 0:00:06.200 --> 0:00:09.440 Hey, everybody, welcome to hold up. We are the show 0:00:09.520 --> 0:00:12.440 that brings you the hard hitting topics that you don't 0:00:12.440 --> 0:00:14.880 think it hard, but we know. Do you know? It's 0:00:14.880 --> 0:00:17.400 a big opinions about small things. It's things that make 0:00:17.480 --> 0:00:20.120 us upset that you probably haven't even thought of. We 0:00:20.200 --> 0:00:23.200 go against each other every episode. I'm Josh Johnson, right 0:00:23.280 --> 0:00:26.800 for The Daily Show, joined by Dulce Sloan, correspondent for 0:00:26.840 --> 0:00:30.240 The Daily Show and one of the best friends. Yeah, 0:00:30.280 --> 0:00:34.960 I am yeah, I mean, wow, I guess, I guess 0:00:34.960 --> 0:00:38.760 if you have to ask, then like no, no, no, no. 0:00:39.360 --> 0:00:42.199 You know, sometimes you realize that, like the way you 0:00:42.240 --> 0:00:44.639 think about people is it always the way they think 0:00:44.680 --> 0:00:47.400 about you. So like, I consider you one of my 0:00:47.440 --> 0:00:49.760 best friends, but you're always glad to hear it when 0:00:49.760 --> 0:00:52.479 somebody says it out loud. The confirmation is nice. I 0:00:52.760 --> 0:00:55.160 get you because honestly, this is this is the other 0:00:55.200 --> 0:00:58.960 thing I've watched it happen at real time where it's like, oh, man, 0:00:59.080 --> 0:01:02.040 that's my best friend that he's like, yeah, I mean, 0:01:02.080 --> 0:01:06.280 we're cool. It's listen. I was sitting there, I was 0:01:06.280 --> 0:01:08.800 on a show. Me and a friend of mine had 0:01:08.840 --> 0:01:13.760 gone to see, um, it's to share. Zamata and Nicole 0:01:13.840 --> 0:01:16.120 Buyer used to do an improv show together in l A. 0:01:16.760 --> 0:01:19.920 I think like U C. D. Franklin, and they're very 0:01:20.240 --> 0:01:22.639 They're so good at it and they work really well together. 0:01:22.959 --> 0:01:25.200 It was great to watch. But I was sitting with 0:01:25.240 --> 0:01:28.640 a friend of mine and they at one point they 0:01:28.680 --> 0:01:30.679 were like, clap it up if you're here with your 0:01:30.680 --> 0:01:32.840 best friend, and neither one of us clapped, and we 0:01:32.840 --> 0:01:36.559 started laughing, Uh, because we're because like at that time, 0:01:36.600 --> 0:01:39.800 we weren't like tight like that. But neither one of 0:01:39.840 --> 0:01:42.759 us clapped, and we were like, a ha ha. So 0:01:43.200 --> 0:01:45.120 I think it was great that we both acknowledged that 0:01:45.120 --> 0:01:48.080 we weren't each other's best friend. Now, we probably wouldn't 0:01:48.080 --> 0:01:49.960 say that, but like at the time it was great 0:01:50.200 --> 0:01:53.840 because I'm right, and our our best friend was a 0:01:53.920 --> 0:01:59.720 mutual friend. So this friend between that could get harry. No, 0:02:00.000 --> 0:02:03.240 it's fine because now we're just all best friends together. Um, 0:02:03.320 --> 0:02:05.680 but at the time, it's like we shared a best friend, 0:02:05.680 --> 0:02:08.760 but then we weren't best friends. So now we're all 0:02:08.800 --> 0:02:10.680 best friends, which we gotta call it. But she's got 0:02:10.720 --> 0:02:14.120 the rona. I mean, I hope she's all right, She's fine. 0:02:14.440 --> 0:02:17.440 They got this new pill that came out. Um, and 0:02:19.520 --> 0:02:21.240 have you ever heard about this anti viral pill they're 0:02:21.240 --> 0:02:24.320 giving people now for the Ronnie I I heard of it. 0:02:24.360 --> 0:02:26.160 I didn't know it had been approved and people were 0:02:26.200 --> 0:02:28.680 popping it. Oh, yeah, she's got it in are in 0:02:28.919 --> 0:02:31.600 you know the all best friend who was firmly just 0:02:31.720 --> 0:02:35.799 part best friend. Uh she had best friend. She has 0:02:35.880 --> 0:02:39.520 it too, so they're both on it. Yeah, it's it's 0:02:39.560 --> 0:02:42.320 a trip. But yes, we are best friends. We could 0:02:42.320 --> 0:02:45.160 have called this best friends. But again, Nicole Buyer and 0:02:45.280 --> 0:02:47.440 so years the main I have already taken that title. 0:02:47.960 --> 0:02:52.080 So so what a what a segue? It's a hold up, 0:02:52.120 --> 0:02:56.480 that is what this says. Um. What was this week with, 0:02:57.400 --> 0:03:00.399 you know, not news about the war? Uh? A war 0:03:00.520 --> 0:03:06.120 still there is. There's still a war pandemic. You know, 0:03:06.560 --> 0:03:08.679 even though we accidentally just gave you an update on 0:03:08.760 --> 0:03:11.680 pills that came out. We come to you today with 0:03:12.080 --> 0:03:15.040 a fierce debate that both of us feel pretty strongly 0:03:15.080 --> 0:03:20.280 about exercise bikes versus bike rides, so at home bikes 0:03:20.960 --> 0:03:26.320 versus cycling out in the world. Okay, now listen, what 0:03:26.440 --> 0:03:28.600 side are you on? I'll tell you right now. I'm 0:03:28.639 --> 0:03:32.080 on the side of bike rides out in the world. Okay, 0:03:32.440 --> 0:03:39.560 I am on this side of indoor bikes as someone 0:03:39.640 --> 0:03:43.800 who works in this industry. My face is very important, 0:03:45.520 --> 0:03:47.880 and I have been on a bike as an adult. 0:03:49.080 --> 0:03:55.360 It was very worried about my face the entire time. 0:03:55.520 --> 0:03:57.400 When you're riding a bikes in your neighbhood as a kid, 0:03:57.480 --> 0:03:58.960 like I would do this. Like sometimes like if I 0:03:59.000 --> 0:04:01.000 was on my bike, like and my mom would come 0:04:01.000 --> 0:04:03.040 home from work, I would like try to raise my 0:04:03.080 --> 0:04:07.040 mom while she was in the car. This woman had 0:04:07.080 --> 0:04:09.680 every ability to beat me. She's in a car, but 0:04:09.920 --> 0:04:12.480 she would always like be like, ah, you almost got me. 0:04:12.520 --> 0:04:13.800 And I was like, I looked at her, was like, 0:04:14.520 --> 0:04:16.599 you can go a hundred miles an hour. I don't 0:04:16.600 --> 0:04:18.600 want to play this game with you. She's like, not 0:04:18.720 --> 0:04:20.920 in his neighborhood. I'm like, you're right, But like riding 0:04:20.920 --> 0:04:23.520 a bike as a kid one, your body is way 0:04:23.880 --> 0:04:30.159 more uh, your body is younger, your body is more supple. Okay, 0:04:30.400 --> 0:04:32.919 you bounced back, Like I still have a scar on 0:04:33.279 --> 0:04:36.360 my right arm from falling off a bike, like you 0:04:36.440 --> 0:04:38.839 still we all have like falling off bikes, cars and 0:04:38.839 --> 0:04:41.200 stuff like that. But like if you fell off a 0:04:41.200 --> 0:04:46.080 bike in your neighborhood. It wasn't like detrimental, but like 0:04:46.440 --> 0:04:50.920 we both know grown adults in New York. The number 0:04:50.960 --> 0:04:54.200 of people that I know that have been and they 0:04:54.240 --> 0:04:57.479 said they were hit by a parked car, which the 0:04:57.560 --> 0:04:59.880 logistics on that don't make any sense to me. I 0:05:00.040 --> 0:05:04.120 a hairstylist who someone on a bike ran into her 0:05:04.400 --> 0:05:09.080 and broke her arm, and I was like, how fucking fast? 0:05:10.120 --> 0:05:14.800 What's someone going on a bike? So it's like, but 0:05:14.880 --> 0:05:16.080 to think about it, like the number of times you 0:05:16.120 --> 0:05:17.760 try to call like that bike lane in New York, 0:05:17.880 --> 0:05:20.120 like trying to get out of a car or trying 0:05:20.160 --> 0:05:22.800 to cross the street, it's suckers are lawless. They're trying 0:05:22.839 --> 0:05:25.200 to take you out. Then there's the electric bikes now, 0:05:25.240 --> 0:05:27.720 which is just like a fancy moped. I don't care 0:05:27.720 --> 0:05:31.080 what anybody says, but like I know people that's like 0:05:31.480 --> 0:05:34.360 remember the dude broke we know who broke both of 0:05:34.440 --> 0:05:36.680 his elbows. It was basically in half a hula hoop 0:05:37.320 --> 0:05:42.440 for yes, yes, right, yeah, So this losers and a 0:05:42.520 --> 0:05:45.960 half a lulu because he didn't want to take a car. 0:05:46.400 --> 0:05:48.400 He thought he was still good for the subway. I 0:05:48.400 --> 0:05:50.520 mean the subway as a hellhole that should be again 0:05:50.760 --> 0:05:54.719 filled with concrete and ended immediately. But it's like like 0:05:54.800 --> 0:05:58.160 you're coming from a place of fear right now. I'm not. 0:05:58.200 --> 0:06:01.600 It's not about fear. It's I have seen too many 0:06:01.680 --> 0:06:04.799 people have died on a bike, too many people, because 0:06:04.839 --> 0:06:06.599 like there's a childhood nostalgi of like going to the 0:06:06.600 --> 0:06:09.280 corner store or whatever. Like I had fun riding bikes 0:06:09.279 --> 0:06:12.840 as a kid, but I was also in a suburban neighborhood. 0:06:13.200 --> 0:06:16.000 We were riding down like streets that didn't have people 0:06:16.080 --> 0:06:18.600 roaring down them. We were riding through cold the sacks. 0:06:18.680 --> 0:06:22.960 We were like in nice area with people are decent jobs, 0:06:23.000 --> 0:06:26.560 Like I wasn't delivering food in the city. Like it's 0:06:26.640 --> 0:06:29.080 just like once you put a bike in a city, 0:06:30.839 --> 0:06:35.000 the whole game changes. Okay, but I think that you're 0:06:35.000 --> 0:06:37.680 assuming I'm talking about just riding bikes in New York. 0:06:37.720 --> 0:06:40.720 I'm talking about outdoor cycling. I'm talking about being in nature, 0:06:41.040 --> 0:06:48.080 being one with with the elements. Okay, feel like exercise stuff, huh, 0:06:48.680 --> 0:06:51.480 some of like riding trails and stuff. I'm talking about 0:06:51.520 --> 0:06:55.760 any bike riding outside. You know, exercise bikes they're limited, Okay, 0:06:55.800 --> 0:06:59.360 they don't actually give you the full bike ride experience. 0:06:59.360 --> 0:07:01.680 You're doing all that pedalan to go nowhere, You're doing 0:07:01.720 --> 0:07:03.440 all that pedlan to get off and still be in 0:07:03.480 --> 0:07:05.400 your living room. You're not talking about biking in the 0:07:05.440 --> 0:07:08.400 city because we both know that's a dangerous, dangerous situation. 0:07:08.960 --> 0:07:10.960 I mean, I'm talking about all of it. I I 0:07:11.040 --> 0:07:13.120 see some people bike in the city. That impressed me 0:07:13.240 --> 0:07:15.360 very much. Now maybe they get card door it once 0:07:15.400 --> 0:07:18.200 a year, but there are people that have navigated this 0:07:18.240 --> 0:07:21.600 city with a bike the entire year. You anytime you 0:07:21.720 --> 0:07:25.200 order food, that's usually a bike. There's usually a dude 0:07:25.320 --> 0:07:29.520 on a bike living a fast lane lifestyle, or a 0:07:29.520 --> 0:07:31.600 little man on a little like little scooter vest but 0:07:31.760 --> 0:07:37.080 kind of situation to be little. No, he's not little. 0:07:37.120 --> 0:07:38.880 The thing is a little Oh I thought you were 0:07:38.880 --> 0:07:42.720 saying a little man all a little vest. But both 0:07:42.760 --> 0:07:44.960 have to be little because that's the man who were 0:07:45.000 --> 0:07:46.960 too big to be on him. And that's my favorite. 0:07:47.200 --> 0:07:49.640 There's nothing like a man that's too big to be 0:07:49.800 --> 0:07:53.520 all the bike he's on like he he loved his bike, 0:07:53.640 --> 0:07:55.200 so much of this is his biker when he was 0:07:55.240 --> 0:07:59.000 fifteen and now he's thirty three and he's he's huge. 0:07:59.480 --> 0:08:01.680 You don't even know how the pedals keep working. Some 0:08:01.760 --> 0:08:03.840 of these bikes are really expensive because when my friends, 0:08:03.880 --> 0:08:05.680 like I got a twelve on dollar bike and I 0:08:05.720 --> 0:08:08.679 was like, bitch, where are you going? Where are you going? 0:08:08.920 --> 0:08:13.200 It's a bike, it's a bike. Also, are you an avenger? Like? 0:08:13.240 --> 0:08:15.360 How are you? How are you need to get there? 0:08:15.400 --> 0:08:17.840 On a bike? That's that stylish? That that does that 0:08:17.960 --> 0:08:28.480 sleek twelve hundred American twelve hunter and things a stack 0:08:28.520 --> 0:08:32.640 and some change a stack and some change stack in 0:08:32.720 --> 0:08:36.559 two C notes bike for a bike for a b 0:08:37.679 --> 0:08:40.280 and where are you going? Where are you going? Man? 0:08:40.720 --> 0:08:42.680 But where are you going? Because you don't need gas? 0:08:43.040 --> 0:08:46.840 So where are you going? Where are you going? Girl? 0:08:47.120 --> 0:08:50.760 It was nuts and I'm just like okay, um, but 0:08:50.880 --> 0:08:55.760 like I understand it's more places need It's just it's yes, 0:08:55.880 --> 0:08:58.800 it is fear, it is danger, but it's like because 0:08:58.840 --> 0:09:02.520 like those people who like bikes, like one of my friends, 0:09:03.920 --> 0:09:07.839 he is really into like BMX riding and he has 0:09:07.880 --> 0:09:11.400 his whole trail. Um, I should really find it because 0:09:11.400 --> 0:09:14.280 it's it's nice. Um to be a max trail is nice, 0:09:14.320 --> 0:09:17.000 So the bike is nice. Well, he has multiple bikes? 0:09:17.240 --> 0:09:19.560 Is be a Max trail. Um, he's one of my 0:09:19.600 --> 0:09:23.000 good friends. I should I should promote his business. If 0:09:23.040 --> 0:09:27.360 you're in uh the Great state of Georgia, Georgian, you 0:09:27.360 --> 0:09:30.959 need a bike, yest's go to Jared's place bike park. 0:09:32.559 --> 0:09:36.520 Uh hey, hey, if you didn't think I was gonna 0:09:36.559 --> 0:09:38.440 get on here and promote my friends, you got your 0:09:38.559 --> 0:09:40.959 damn mine. Also, the last time I was on here, 0:09:41.040 --> 0:09:43.040 I should have promoted the one woman should I'm producing, 0:09:43.200 --> 0:09:45.680 Don't Reach in the Bag is written by and starring 0:09:46.200 --> 0:09:51.040 with Shark. So that's my own fault. Um, it's my 0:09:51.040 --> 0:09:54.959 own fault. It's my own fault. But it's uh so 0:09:55.160 --> 0:09:58.080 because he liked it, my friends started dating him. Well, 0:09:58.080 --> 0:10:01.160 his wife, who ever, became friends with Lace Larity, who's 0:10:01.160 --> 0:10:04.000 an amazing comic. She had to get into bikes because 0:10:04.040 --> 0:10:05.960 he was in the bikes, and then her face was 0:10:06.000 --> 0:10:09.480 constantly in danger. The number of times she's been scratched up, 0:10:09.520 --> 0:10:12.319 cut up, the number of times he's sprained something or 0:10:12.360 --> 0:10:16.920 hurt something, because it's like once bikes aren't on flat land. 0:10:17.800 --> 0:10:20.760 M h. That's also scary because he's just like, all, 0:10:20.840 --> 0:10:23.720 let me ride through this mountain on this on these 0:10:23.760 --> 0:10:26.360 skinny two wheels. I'm like, that don't seem good either. 0:10:26.480 --> 0:10:34.360 Mountains are very a very uh angular um, they're very 0:10:34.440 --> 0:10:39.240 much not. This feels like you have a point, but 0:10:39.280 --> 0:10:43.560 then you you didn't quite formulate all of the citences 0:10:43.679 --> 0:10:48.000 structure together. So now you know, mountains they got those curves. 0:10:48.080 --> 0:10:51.199 That's hard. Like you've ever gone on like a hiking 0:10:51.240 --> 0:10:56.160 trail you're going hiking before and been like, oh, this 0:10:56.240 --> 0:10:58.520 is very precarious, and that's on the feet that God 0:10:58.600 --> 0:11:01.319 gave you, you understand in So it's like, if it's 0:11:01.360 --> 0:11:04.920 precarious on these two hear feet, it's got to be 0:11:04.920 --> 0:11:07.040 more precarious when I put wheels into it. So it's 0:11:07.080 --> 0:11:10.080 like it's just there's just so much danger. It just 0:11:10.120 --> 0:11:13.240 seems so dangerous to like be in these places. And 0:11:13.520 --> 0:11:17.640 it's not fear, it's precautionary. It is danger. It's me 0:11:17.800 --> 0:11:20.400 wanting to keep my face. All of the teeth that 0:11:20.480 --> 0:11:25.240 you have, all the teeth you're gonna have, you understand, 0:11:26.240 --> 0:11:28.600 that's that's not really true. Lots of people got fake teeth. 0:11:28.600 --> 0:11:30.640 Now that's what I'm about to say. You lost your 0:11:30.640 --> 0:11:33.440 baby teeth and his new teeth came in and like, hey, 0:11:33.640 --> 0:11:37.080 he's the only mouth bones, which is, first of all, 0:11:37.120 --> 0:11:41.319 that's what someone I heard, the one described teeth like that, 0:11:41.440 --> 0:11:44.600 and it sucked me up so bad it makes me 0:11:44.679 --> 0:11:48.880 not want you mouth bones. Teeth are bones, I know, 0:11:49.280 --> 0:11:53.600 but thank you. Isn't it weird? Isn't it weird? So 0:11:53.640 --> 0:11:55.960 this is my thing. This is where I'm I'm gonna 0:11:56.080 --> 0:11:58.360 come at you right now with the line that you 0:11:58.440 --> 0:12:02.920 came at me with. Come on last episode you were like, hey, 0:12:03.040 --> 0:12:06.120 you're not making points for diners. You're over here just 0:12:06.160 --> 0:12:09.079 attacking Wolfhouse. That's I mean, that's how I'm feeling right now. 0:12:09.080 --> 0:12:12.360 You're just talking about the downsides of riding bikes outside. 0:12:12.440 --> 0:12:16.400 I'm not hearing any great points about these exercise bikes 0:12:16.440 --> 0:12:20.200 sitting down looking like clothes racks, looking like low rise 0:12:20.640 --> 0:12:25.600 skirt holders all in American homes holders. Is hilarious. Listen. 0:12:25.679 --> 0:12:29.920 I'm just saying that, if you, Ploton seems to have 0:12:30.000 --> 0:12:34.200 changed the game, right, yeah, if you, Because before we 0:12:34.200 --> 0:12:39.239 were just on these stationary bikes watching TV, right yeah, hopefully, 0:12:39.320 --> 0:12:42.360 or trying to read a book, which wild, How are 0:12:42.400 --> 0:12:44.680 you going to read a book when you're Tilton left? 0:12:44.760 --> 0:12:47.680 You can give yourself motion sickness was like you look crazy. 0:12:47.720 --> 0:12:52.480 Imagine if somebody threw up try to trying to read 0:12:52.559 --> 0:13:00.480 Dickens while they get miles in. That's so funny. Read 0:13:00.559 --> 0:13:05.560 great expectations. And just like I've seen the most of 0:13:05.640 --> 0:13:09.560 the number of people, I have seen more than one person, 0:13:09.600 --> 0:13:14.040 which is too many riding a bike through Brooklyn with 0:13:14.160 --> 0:13:18.440 one hand for reading a book. You're riding a bike 0:13:18.640 --> 0:13:23.200 in the street reading a book, and I'm like, who 0:13:23.320 --> 0:13:26.200 is this for? Okay, so let me tell you this 0:13:26.240 --> 0:13:30.280 thing right now. This this will slightly undercut my point, 0:13:30.320 --> 0:13:33.880 but I think that for you and and the listeners, 0:13:33.880 --> 0:13:37.600 you will enjoy it. I was in Brooklyn and this 0:13:37.679 --> 0:13:39.760 is like I can't remember how long I lived every 0:13:39.760 --> 0:13:42.560 by now, but I was in Brooklyn and saw a 0:13:42.640 --> 0:13:48.160 true gift. I saw two different guys, right, so, two 0:13:48.200 --> 0:13:57.040 different individual men on a unicycle one stop, stop stop. 0:13:57.679 --> 0:14:02.520 You have to give me in he's ever listening time 0:14:02.920 --> 0:14:11.280 to create a mental picture of how these humans how 0:14:11.360 --> 0:14:16.920 to people are on a unicycle? Is this a kids 0:14:17.080 --> 0:14:21.760 stacked in a trench coat situation? The two grown hipsters. Well, 0:14:21.800 --> 0:14:23.760 what I'm saying is like, because you know we've been 0:14:23.880 --> 0:14:25.960 we we had as a friend, like as a kid 0:14:26.000 --> 0:14:28.800 growing up, you would like if your friend had pegs 0:14:28.840 --> 0:14:31.520 on their bike, like on the back wheels or something, 0:14:31.960 --> 0:14:33.840 or you put like a friend on a handlebars or 0:14:33.840 --> 0:14:35.680 like a younger sibling, like you know, if you have 0:14:35.760 --> 0:14:38.800 like a boy bike. Also, can we talk about the 0:14:38.840 --> 0:14:42.760 fact that the whole distinguishing saying where they change the 0:14:44.520 --> 0:14:47.800 you're like for girl bikes some boy bikes, the bars 0:14:47.840 --> 0:14:51.560 would be different in the middle. It never made sense 0:14:51.600 --> 0:14:53.840 to me why the boy bike had the bar set 0:14:53.920 --> 0:14:56.880 up where something happened it would break the boys testicles. 0:14:58.400 --> 0:15:03.320 What so boy bikes. If you remember, boy bikes had 0:15:03.320 --> 0:15:06.680 the bar that went straight across, and then girl bikes 0:15:06.720 --> 0:15:10.000 had the bar that went that dipped down. Yeah, but 0:15:10.040 --> 0:15:13.160 it made more sense to me for the boy bikes 0:15:13.280 --> 0:15:16.760 to have the bar that dipped down because if anything happened, 0:15:17.520 --> 0:15:19.680 like if I hit something, if I hit like a bumper, 0:15:19.720 --> 0:15:21.640 if I fall off my bike, if I get hit 0:15:21.680 --> 0:15:24.720 in the crotch, nothing, some lips might hurt, But I'm 0:15:24.760 --> 0:15:28.240 not breaking things like these boy bikes because like I 0:15:28.240 --> 0:15:30.400 had guy friends growing up, they would run over something 0:15:30.440 --> 0:15:32.480 in their bikes, they would hit something or whatever, and 0:15:32.520 --> 0:15:35.720 like they're straight across bar would cause some problems I 0:15:35.760 --> 0:15:37.720 just not have never made sense. Also, it didn't make 0:15:37.760 --> 0:15:40.920 sense where there be different designs for girl and boy bikes. 0:15:40.960 --> 0:15:43.720 So from what I was told by my grandmother when 0:15:43.760 --> 0:15:46.360 I asked this question when I was little, the dip 0:15:46.600 --> 0:15:49.160 was because, especially back in the day, a lot of 0:15:49.160 --> 0:15:51.920 women would ride bites and skirts, So if they didn't 0:15:51.960 --> 0:15:53.880 have to lift their leg over the bar, and they 0:15:53.880 --> 0:15:56.320 could just lift their legs over the lowered bar, they 0:15:56.320 --> 0:15:59.200 wouldn't flip their skirt in the air, whereas the boys 0:15:59.360 --> 0:16:02.240 always wore pants and jeans, so nobody cares they flipped 0:16:02.280 --> 0:16:09.280 their leg over. Um. Wow, dude, shout out to your grandma. Yeah, 0:16:09.560 --> 0:16:13.680 just Grandma's be knowing stuff. She's a blessing, truly coll Her, 0:16:13.720 --> 0:16:17.440 I said, hey, um, because when I asked my mother 0:16:17.480 --> 0:16:26.720 she was like, girl, I don't know. We moved back 0:16:26.720 --> 0:16:30.520 to Miami. I was like nine and seeing grown men 0:16:32.520 --> 0:16:38.640 sell weed on a bike. But it was never an adult. 0:16:38.880 --> 0:16:43.640 It was always a child's bike and it was always 0:16:43.680 --> 0:16:46.680 a little girl's bike. Look at it, So you're thinking 0:16:46.720 --> 0:16:52.320 of a grown man. Imagine trick Daddy, right, No, I 0:16:52.320 --> 0:16:55.560 saw growing up. Yeah, trick Daddy on a bike with 0:16:55.600 --> 0:16:59.080 the tassels with the tassels and he's in a wife 0:17:00.400 --> 0:17:05.120 the long the long jean shorts. It's Miami. So there's 0:17:05.160 --> 0:17:07.280 just you can just see the hints of baby powder 0:17:07.280 --> 0:17:09.800 on him. So he say, it's you know, fresh and clean. 0:17:11.520 --> 0:17:14.920 The socks and then the slots. Also, he wiggled too 0:17:14.960 --> 0:17:17.560 much when he takes off, so when he goes to 0:17:17.640 --> 0:17:21.440 kick off, he really just be pushing the handlebars too, 0:17:21.800 --> 0:17:25.840 like like overcorrected too much. Yeah, because it's like, you know, 0:17:25.840 --> 0:17:29.399 this bike is too small for you. You shouldn't be here. Um, 0:17:29.680 --> 0:17:31.400 bikes are fun, but like I feel because like if 0:17:31.440 --> 0:17:34.360 you reach a certain age or like once you hit 0:17:34.480 --> 0:17:37.479 like high school, I think you're like, Okay, I think 0:17:37.520 --> 0:17:39.280 I'm good with this bike. But it's like for me, 0:17:39.600 --> 0:17:43.280 it's like, yeah, I'm going stationary only because there's so 0:17:43.359 --> 0:17:45.520 much Dan. Now, yes, the stationary bike is gonna end 0:17:45.560 --> 0:17:49.280 up being clothes hanger. Okay, But like I said, Peloton 0:17:49.400 --> 0:17:54.480 has changed the game because you can you can get 0:17:54.520 --> 0:17:57.840 the experience. It's a VR experience or two do or whatever. 0:17:58.160 --> 0:18:03.880 He said, it's a community. What it's a community, the Peloton? 0:18:04.400 --> 0:18:07.320 What about him? It's a community. How the hell is 0:18:07.359 --> 0:18:12.480 it a community? I'm gonna bike. You take classes with 0:18:12.520 --> 0:18:14.920 other people, and other people are high fiving the whole time. 0:18:16.000 --> 0:18:21.040 I don't like that. Oh, I mean that I feel 0:18:21.040 --> 0:18:23.320 like I make it both our parts, Like I feel 0:18:23.359 --> 0:18:26.440 like I'm myself now. I like that you can see 0:18:26.440 --> 0:18:29.520 the different landscapes and stuff like that. Not everybody can 0:18:29.600 --> 0:18:32.040 choose a class part. That sounds like it costs extra 0:18:33.359 --> 0:18:35.520 extra of course, But I thought that's what you meant 0:18:35.520 --> 0:18:37.600 when you were like to change the game because they 0:18:37.720 --> 0:18:40.840 changed the game through community. I thought they changed the 0:18:40.880 --> 0:18:43.680 game because they put a screen on it. Bitch. I 0:18:43.720 --> 0:18:50.680 don't know if they were the first one like, oh, 0:18:50.720 --> 0:18:52.600 you want to feel like you bie it through the Alps, 0:18:52.960 --> 0:18:55.960 here's this movie. Like I thought that's how they changed 0:18:56.000 --> 0:19:05.480 the game. I like, I like how this multibillion dollar corporation. 0:19:05.600 --> 0:19:09.199 It's fun that like like classes at like seminars on 0:19:09.320 --> 0:19:12.920 health and fitness, they've they've they've vented all these new 0:19:12.960 --> 0:19:15.080 ways to be fit at different points in your life. 0:19:15.400 --> 0:19:17.920 And you were like, no, they favors for putting the 0:19:18.400 --> 0:19:23.240 iPad in the front. Yeah, I mean, I listen, you 0:19:23.280 --> 0:19:26.080 know what I did genuinely forget that they had those classes. 0:19:26.400 --> 0:19:30.080 That's not something I would want, but maybe it's good 0:19:30.119 --> 0:19:33.399 because then people sweat ain't because I've been in classes before, 0:19:33.400 --> 0:19:37.280 like workout classes, and people be sweating and it's sweat. 0:19:37.840 --> 0:19:41.199 He goes airborne, and then they sweat on you, and 0:19:41.240 --> 0:19:44.000 then you're sweat could be on them, and I don't 0:19:44.720 --> 0:19:47.520 wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait, 0:19:47.960 --> 0:19:50.840 you're saying a lot of things right now. People be 0:19:50.920 --> 0:19:55.920 sweating and sweat. Sweat fundamentally is a liquid in any 0:19:55.960 --> 0:19:59.480 liquid can evaporated. Okay, but you see though, because what 0:19:59.560 --> 0:20:02.200 you just it, you try to use fundamentally to get 0:20:02.240 --> 0:20:07.360 scientific and and and get me confused. Right now, you're 0:20:07.359 --> 0:20:11.320 not making sense because you've never had somebody sweat on 0:20:11.359 --> 0:20:16.439 you that that I wasn't touching. Now, think about it. 0:20:16.440 --> 0:20:18.719 If you're in a workout class, all of this sweat 0:20:18.800 --> 0:20:24.680 is just getting thrown instead of air, like you're making 0:20:24.680 --> 0:20:28.399 it sound like people are just emitting juices out of 0:20:28.400 --> 0:20:31.800 there like foreheads. When you're in you're in a workout class, 0:20:31.800 --> 0:20:34.280 you're sweating, and you've never been to workout class and 0:20:34.359 --> 0:20:38.680 just seeing like sweat coming off of people I've never seen. 0:20:38.800 --> 0:20:41.159 If you see sweat coming off of somebody like smoke 0:20:41.320 --> 0:20:44.760 that's a sick person, not like smoke you crazy person, 0:20:45.119 --> 0:20:49.320 but like it's I don't I just have to. I 0:20:49.400 --> 0:20:53.000 just I could be wrong, but the words that you 0:20:53.119 --> 0:20:57.520 use to describe what you're saying definitely feel like they're incorrect. 0:20:58.640 --> 0:21:00.480 I just have had people sweat on me and I 0:21:00.480 --> 0:21:04.600 don't like it. But from far away like that, we're 0:21:04.680 --> 0:21:07.360 in a class. Everyone, there's thirty people in here. We're 0:21:07.359 --> 0:21:11.159 all fucking sweating. We're sweating or swinging limbs or it's 0:21:11.160 --> 0:21:13.639 a it's a cardio class. So if your arms are 0:21:13.640 --> 0:21:17.919 sweating and you're flailing your arms about now, flick sweat 0:21:18.040 --> 0:21:21.040 on you, that's that's a different thing. Okay. I thought 0:21:21.119 --> 0:21:25.760 that you were talking about just steam coming off of somebody. No, 0:21:25.920 --> 0:21:29.040 not like a cartoon. I'm talking about like the slip, 0:21:29.119 --> 0:21:31.679 like the you know, you've got your arms going and 0:21:31.680 --> 0:21:34.440 then they're sweat getting flipped and you got thirty people 0:21:34.520 --> 0:21:36.960 flicking sweat. I don't sweat like that, but I have 0:21:37.119 --> 0:21:39.040 seen people flick some sweat, and I'm like, you know, 0:21:39.200 --> 0:21:41.280 let me go to the next row. So let me 0:21:41.560 --> 0:21:45.159 both tell you. Okay, So I'll let me. I'll go 0:21:45.240 --> 0:21:47.720 back to the unicycle thing first and then I'll tell 0:21:47.720 --> 0:21:51.480 you about the exercise class thing. So with the unicycle thing, 0:21:51.640 --> 0:21:55.639 it was two dudes on a unicycle each in Brooklyn. 0:21:56.520 --> 0:21:58.680 They all both have their own unicycles. They both have 0:21:58.760 --> 0:22:03.800 their own unicycle. Oh did you think they were holding hands? 0:22:04.320 --> 0:22:07.159 I know what I'm saying is you said two dudes 0:22:07.800 --> 0:22:12.240 on a unicycle. Yeah, so I thought it was two 0:22:12.359 --> 0:22:16.960 dudes on a unicycle. That's why I said. Where they 0:22:16.960 --> 0:22:20.600 stacked up like kids at a trench coat. No, no, no, no, no, 0:22:21.160 --> 0:22:28.680 two individual to individual, no pussy getting man man. I 0:22:28.720 --> 0:22:32.000 wouldn't describe it that way, but yeah, yeah, two men 0:22:32.080 --> 0:22:36.600 with very strong calves, two men with Goku like calves. 0:22:37.040 --> 0:22:39.920 Because the thing is, it's like the seat on a unicycle. 0:22:41.119 --> 0:22:45.760 It's so uncomfortable. It's deeply uncomfortable. I've only felt it 0:22:45.800 --> 0:22:48.120 with my hand. I've never been on a unicycle because 0:22:48.119 --> 0:22:50.240 I don't have that type of balance. The amount of 0:22:50.280 --> 0:22:52.440 course strength that you need to be on a unicycle 0:22:52.520 --> 0:22:55.040 is truly impressive. That's why I like think about any 0:22:55.040 --> 0:22:57.959 time you like like that's why you're watching RuPaul's drag race. 0:22:58.000 --> 0:22:59.720 You see somebody to a split like to the fact 0:22:59.720 --> 0:23:02.359 that this it that we're all amazed. Can you ever 0:23:02.400 --> 0:23:04.720 tried to get I tried to getting on a unicycle? 0:23:04.760 --> 0:23:07.320 Is trying to do like a pogo stick? M hmm. 0:23:07.440 --> 0:23:09.760 Have you trying to use a pogo stick? I feel 0:23:09.760 --> 0:23:12.199 like I can't use a poco stick. Pogo stick is 0:23:12.200 --> 0:23:15.240 a bit easier because the wheel of a unicycle is 0:23:15.280 --> 0:23:20.280 what is absolutely treacherous. Um. But then this is what 0:23:20.400 --> 0:23:24.679 this is what happened though. So they're going opposite directions 0:23:24.760 --> 0:23:28.760 towards each other, right, oh, like a joust. One of 0:23:28.800 --> 0:23:31.240 them is looking and one of them I don't know 0:23:31.280 --> 0:23:35.639 what he's doing. He just enjoying his uh beautiful hipster day, 0:23:35.680 --> 0:23:40.240 like he's just looking around. The other guy sees him 0:23:40.280 --> 0:23:44.119