WEBVTT - FPC (Funeral Picture Company)

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's

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<v Speaker 1>my Strawberry letter for today and the subject is he

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<v Speaker 1>risked it all for one more night with her. We'll

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<v Speaker 1>get into that find out what that's all about in

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<v Speaker 1>just a few because right now, huh, right now, it's

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<v Speaker 1>time for the nephew and today's Frank phone call.

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<v Speaker 2>What you got?

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<v Speaker 3>Now?

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<v Speaker 4>I got f p C caught y'all got huh?

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<v Speaker 3>F p C.

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<v Speaker 4>F PC stands for Funeral Picture Company. We come around

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<v Speaker 4>and we take your picture, you know, so we can

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<v Speaker 4>have it for the program. You know, even though you

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<v Speaker 4>haven't passed away yet. We want to get your picture now.

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<v Speaker 4>That way you get the picture you won't on your program.

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<v Speaker 4>You see what I'm saying. All right, let's go, ket Dog.

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<v Speaker 3>If you would Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Darwin Darwin.

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<v Speaker 3>This is he Hey Darwin. How you doing? This? Is

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<v Speaker 3>Frank with FPC. We're trying to come down and see

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<v Speaker 3>about making an appointment with you within the next week

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<v Speaker 3>as that's possible funding for what we're supposed to come by.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm with f PC. We wanted to we have what

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<v Speaker 3>what what is that? What is f PC? Uh? Sir?

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<v Speaker 3>Your name was left with us, and you're you're you're

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<v Speaker 3>on on our file to actually come out and make

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<v Speaker 3>an appointment with you so we can so we can

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<v Speaker 3>get your picture taken.

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<v Speaker 5>You must have a wrong number. I'm not I'm not signed

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<v Speaker 5>up to take no picture anything, sir.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, well you are you're darling correct?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yes, I am done.

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<v Speaker 5>You called Darwin and that's what you call it. But

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<v Speaker 5>anything about the picture?

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<v Speaker 3>What?

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<v Speaker 2>What?

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<v Speaker 5>What's up with a picture?

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<v Speaker 3>We've got you on our schedule here, f PC. We

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<v Speaker 3>have you on our schedule two to actually for us

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<v Speaker 3>to come out to your home and take your picture.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, f PC? Which company is that?

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<v Speaker 3>What?

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<v Speaker 5>What's your What type of picture would I be taking?

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<v Speaker 5>I'm not taking no picture? But what what is f PC?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, you don't know anything about a photo being taken

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<v Speaker 3>of you, okay, sir, FPC is we are? This is

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<v Speaker 3>a funeral Picture company, Funeral Picture company, and what we

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<v Speaker 3>do is we come out and take your picture and

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<v Speaker 3>we actually keep it on file. That way, when you

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<v Speaker 3>do pass away, we have your picture for your program

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<v Speaker 3>and we have a nice picture for you.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh look, I'm not dead right now. You're not taking

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<v Speaker 5>no picture of me? Who is this again?

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<v Speaker 3>My name is Frank. Frank.

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<v Speaker 5>Let's tall, Frank. You mean to tell me y'all have

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<v Speaker 5>taken pictures of people before they die, just so you

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<v Speaker 5>could have the picture on found so we.

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<v Speaker 3>Keep it on file and then you have a good

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<v Speaker 3>picture on your program. And that's what that's what, that's

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<v Speaker 3>what we do.

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<v Speaker 5>Some I ain't signed up for nothing like that. Who

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<v Speaker 5>the hell signed me up for some like that?

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<v Speaker 3>Quite sure, but we're trying to schedule w we can

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<v Speaker 3>come out beginning of next week so we can get

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<v Speaker 3>your picture taken.

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<v Speaker 5>Next week week after you get the picture when I'm dead,

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<v Speaker 5>you're not taking no picture of me before I die?

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<v Speaker 5>That that don't sound right, sir.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't you want to have a good picture on your program?

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<v Speaker 2>Sir?

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<v Speaker 5>You're not taking no picture of me for no funeral

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<v Speaker 5>arrangements that I'm not dead yet. I don't understand that.

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<v Speaker 5>What the hell is this about? Everybody? Who signed me

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<v Speaker 5>up for it? Then tell me that much?

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<v Speaker 3>Uh, sir? I don't have the actual person listed here

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<v Speaker 3>on who signs you up, but I do have the

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<v Speaker 3>number and you are Darwin, mister Darwin, So I didn't

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<v Speaker 3>sign up for that.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm not taking no picture. You guys running around taking

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<v Speaker 5>pictures of people before they die just to have a

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<v Speaker 5>good picture on fair. That sounds like some man. I

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<v Speaker 5>ain't never heard of noose like that?

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<v Speaker 2>Sir.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, sir are you? I mean we have your address here?

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<v Speaker 3>Are you? Are you available? No?

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<v Speaker 5>I'm not available. I'm not available at all to take

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<v Speaker 5>no picture for a funeral that I'm not even dead yet.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't get that. That that sounds like a bunch

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<v Speaker 5>of me and I. Who the hell gave you my number?

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<v Speaker 3>That's what I want to know, sir. I'm not quite sure.

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<v Speaker 3>But one thing we have to do is we have

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<v Speaker 3>to follow through with our jobs. So what we're gonna

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<v Speaker 3>have to do is we have to come out there

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<v Speaker 3>and take a picture. So I don't want to, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>create a problem, but I have to get a picture

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<v Speaker 3>of you by next week.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh it's gonna be a problem because you're not getting

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<v Speaker 5>no picture of me for no funeral arrangement.

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<v Speaker 3>Mister Darwin. I have to come by your house at

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<v Speaker 3>least by Friday, at around twelve noon. I'll come by

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<v Speaker 3>and get a picture.

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<v Speaker 5>You ain't coming by my got house no Friday? Using

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<v Speaker 5>lie got me come over here to try to get

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<v Speaker 5>my pitching. I got plenty of got pitched in my

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<v Speaker 5>house to put on the my funeral program. I'm not

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<v Speaker 5>taking no pitcher that I'm claiming to be dead. I'm

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<v Speaker 5>not dead. That's the more bad looking got dead. I

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<v Speaker 5>don't know you.

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<v Speaker 2>Work for Frank, but you I worked.

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<v Speaker 3>I worked for f PC, Sir, I worked for FPC FCC.

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<v Speaker 5>Myke, you ain't not taking no picture of me.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't come over here, Friday. Come about no guy pissing?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, they got pissed them and you.

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<v Speaker 5>And I hope they got your guy pitt. You're on file,

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<v Speaker 5>but that's a stupid got the company you work for.

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<v Speaker 5>I ain't never heard.

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<v Speaker 2>Of nobody taking no picture before they die.

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<v Speaker 5>I got millions and pictures in here.

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<v Speaker 3>For that program.

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<v Speaker 2>And when I'm gone with the God care about what

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<v Speaker 2>a picture look like? Oh I'm adding my guy funeral.

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<v Speaker 2>This is making you tell whoever you work for they

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<v Speaker 2>need to go find another occupation. That don't make no guy.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, you're not coming over here, Friday, buddy. You come

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<v Speaker 5>over here if you want to.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, Uh, missus Darwin, Yes, are you familiar with with Glinda?

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<v Speaker 5>That's my wife. What you about to say? Now?

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<v Speaker 3>All I want to do is say this, man, I

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<v Speaker 3>just want to say, Glinda, the one that got me

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<v Speaker 3>the prank phone call you. This is nephew Tommy baby

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<v Speaker 3>from the Steve Harvey Marty Show. Huh.

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<v Speaker 5>I'll bet I don't want you had in lost yet.

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<v Speaker 5>I ain't never heard ay know sitness like there's some

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<v Speaker 5>FTC funeral. Poor man. I said my New year resolution.

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<v Speaker 5>I was gonna cut back on drinking, but you got

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<v Speaker 5>me over here about the tip a bottle right now?

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<v Speaker 3>You crazy?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh you crazy man, And come over here today before

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<v Speaker 5>and get a picture of Clinton. Y'all got me, baby,

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<v Speaker 5>You got.

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<v Speaker 2>Me day man.

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<v Speaker 5>I ain't never heard of no company like that.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, you won't put me up to it? Back you go,

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<v Speaker 3>I'll tell you what you tune in tomorrow morning. Man,

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<v Speaker 3>you gonna catch yourself on national radio.

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<v Speaker 5>Dad, I'm gonna tell everybody. Boy, they had me hot

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<v Speaker 5>over here. I'm like, don't tell Blendon, but i'ma have

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<v Speaker 5>me a drink anyway. I was looking for an excuse

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<v Speaker 5>to drink. Right there a funeral fitty tacking. They'll put

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<v Speaker 5>on five boy, Yetta Yatta lost half of mine in your.

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<v Speaker 3>Head with that in that buddy, Hey man, I gotta

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<v Speaker 3>ask you something, man, darn and tell me this here man,

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<v Speaker 3>what's the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show

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<v Speaker 3>in the land, Steve Harvey, Buddy, come.

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<v Speaker 4>On, come on, come on, come on, come on much

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<v Speaker 4>all day love home baby. Alright, I got a new

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<v Speaker 4>one added to my calendar. This is Winston Salem State

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<v Speaker 4>University home Coming. Winston Salem State University home Coming. That

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<v Speaker 4>is November the ninth, baby. This is a concert you

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<v Speaker 4>don't want to miss. That is Monica in the building.

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<v Speaker 4>Anthony Hamilton is in the building. Next level, band of

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<v Speaker 4>Charlotte is in the building. And you got the Hamiltons.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm assuming they belong to uh Anthony Hamilton. This is

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<v Speaker 4>the hamiltones Okay hosted by yours truly nephew, Tommy. Tickets

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<v Speaker 4>are own sale right now. You don't want to miss it.

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<v Speaker 4>We will be at the homecoming and as you already

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<v Speaker 4>know in Chicago, Illinois, it is the sweetest day comedy

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<v Speaker 4>jam that Bill Bellamy, that's me, nephew. Tell me Mark Curry,

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<v Speaker 4>Tommy Davidson, lou Neel, Hodie Roberts, Sweetest Day Comedy Jam

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<v Speaker 4>Win Trust Arena, October the nineteenth. Tickets on sale right now,

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<v Speaker 4>And of course Lafayette is laying in the cut lapaytte Louisiana.

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<v Speaker 4>Me and Cheryl Underwood then teamed up, y'all. November thirty,

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<v Speaker 4>that's right Thanksgiving Comedy Festival, Me and Cheryl Nephew time

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<v Speaker 4>in Cheryl Underwood putting.

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<v Speaker 3>That's Mitchell Dominique.

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<v Speaker 4>We at the New Jersey Pack that's November thirtieth, that's

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<v Speaker 4>right after Thanksgiving. And my wife is allowing me to

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<v Speaker 4>leave home. Normally she does not allow that, but she

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<v Speaker 4>is allowing me to leave home. And I want to

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<v Speaker 4>be to say right now, I'm grateful and humble that

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<v Speaker 4>you are letting me do that.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, one mic, one mic.

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<v Speaker 4>That's the comedy club that right there would be Mike

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<v Speaker 4>EPs Comedy Club that's in Detroit, Michigan. The Nephew gonna

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<v Speaker 4>be there November the first through the third. Your baby,

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<v Speaker 4>one mic, Come watch me baby, So everybody in Detroit,

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<v Speaker 4>if you haven't seen The Lady's Nephew, where I tell

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<v Speaker 4>my story the whole house part of Comedy Jam, Come Out,

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<v Speaker 4>Come Out, Come Out. Tickets are own sale right now.

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<v Speaker 4>You ain't heard this story, but e here Lord today

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<v Speaker 4>who would have been through so.

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<v Speaker 1>But she lived to tell about it?

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<v Speaker 3>Crazy? Yes, put on it?

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<v Speaker 1>Uh huh all right? Coming up next Thanking Nephew Strawberry

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<v Speaker 1>Letter for today, the subject he risk it all for

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<v Speaker 1>one more night with her. We'll get into that right

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<v Speaker 1>after this. You're listening Hard Morning Show