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Speaker 1: Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's

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Speaker 1: my Strawberry letter for today and the subject is he

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Speaker 1: risked it all for one more night with her. We'll

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Speaker 1: get into that find out what that's all about in

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Speaker 1: just a few because right now, huh, right now, it's

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Speaker 1: time for the nephew and today's Frank phone call.

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Speaker 2: What you got?

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Speaker 3: Now?

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Speaker 4: I got f p C caught y'all got huh?

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Speaker 3: F p C.

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Speaker 4: F PC stands for Funeral Picture Company. We come around

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Speaker 4: and we take your picture, you know, so we can

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Speaker 4: have it for the program. You know, even though you

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Speaker 4: haven't passed away yet. We want to get your picture now.

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Speaker 4: That way you get the picture you won't on your program.

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Speaker 4: You see what I'm saying. All right, let's go, ket Dog.

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Speaker 3: If you would Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Darwin Darwin.

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Speaker 3: This is he Hey Darwin. How you doing? This? Is

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Speaker 3: Frank with FPC. We're trying to come down and see

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Speaker 3: about making an appointment with you within the next week

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Speaker 3: as that's possible funding for what we're supposed to come by.

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Speaker 3: I'm with f PC. We wanted to we have what

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Speaker 3: what what is that? What is f PC? Uh? Sir?

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Speaker 3: Your name was left with us, and you're you're you're

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Speaker 3: on on our file to actually come out and make

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Speaker 3: an appointment with you so we can so we can

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Speaker 3: get your picture taken.

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Speaker 5: You must have a wrong number. I'm not I'm not signed

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Speaker 5: up to take no picture anything, sir.

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Speaker 3: Okay, well you are you're darling correct?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, I am done.

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Speaker 5: You called Darwin and that's what you call it. But

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Speaker 5: anything about the picture?

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Speaker 3: What?

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Speaker 2: What?

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Speaker 5: What's up with a picture?

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Speaker 3: We've got you on our schedule here, f PC. We

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Speaker 3: to come out to your home and take your picture.

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Speaker 5: Okay, f PC? Which company is that?

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Speaker 3: What?

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Speaker 5: What's your What type of picture would I be taking?

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Speaker 5: I'm not taking no picture? But what what is f PC?

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Speaker 3: Okay, you don't know anything about a photo being taken

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Speaker 3: of you, okay, sir, FPC is we are? This is

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Speaker 3: a funeral Picture company, Funeral Picture company, and what we

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Speaker 3: do is we come out and take your picture and

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Speaker 3: we actually keep it on file. That way, when you

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Speaker 3: do pass away, we have your picture for your program

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Speaker 3: and we have a nice picture for you.

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Speaker 5: Oh look, I'm not dead right now. You're not taking

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Speaker 5: no picture of me? Who is this again?

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Speaker 3: My name is Frank. Frank.

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Speaker 5: Let's tall, Frank. You mean to tell me y'all have

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Speaker 5: taken pictures of people before they die, just so you

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Speaker 3: Keep it on file and then you have a good

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Speaker 3: picture on your program. And that's what that's what, that's

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Speaker 3: what we do.

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Speaker 5: Some I ain't signed up for nothing like that. Who

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Speaker 5: the hell signed me up for some like that?

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Speaker 3: Quite sure, but we're trying to schedule w we can

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Speaker 3: come out beginning of next week so we can get

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Speaker 5: Next week week after you get the picture when I'm dead,

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Speaker 5: you're not taking no picture of me before I die?

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Speaker 5: That that don't sound right, sir.

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Speaker 3: Don't you want to have a good picture on your program?

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Speaker 2: Sir?

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Speaker 5: You're not taking no picture of me for no funeral

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Speaker 5: arrangements that I'm not dead yet. I don't understand that.

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Speaker 5: What the hell is this about? Everybody? Who signed me

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Speaker 5: up for it? Then tell me that much?

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Speaker 3: Uh, sir? I don't have the actual person listed here

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Speaker 3: on who signs you up, but I do have the

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Speaker 3: number and you are Darwin, mister Darwin, So I didn't

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Speaker 5: I'm not taking no picture. You guys running around taking

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Speaker 5: pictures of people before they die just to have a

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Speaker 5: good picture on fair. That sounds like some man. I

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Speaker 5: ain't never heard of noose like that?

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Speaker 2: Sir.

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Speaker 3: Okay, sir are you? I mean we have your address here?

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Speaker 3: Are you? Are you available? No?

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Speaker 5: I'm not available. I'm not available at all to take

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Speaker 3: I don't.

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Speaker 5: I don't get that. That that sounds like a bunch

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Speaker 5: of me and I. Who the hell gave you my number?

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Speaker 3: That's what I want to know, sir. I'm not quite sure.

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Speaker 3: But one thing we have to do is we have

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Speaker 3: and take a picture. So I don't want to, you know,

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Speaker 3: create a problem, but I have to get a picture

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Speaker 5: Oh it's gonna be a problem because you're not getting

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Speaker 5: no picture of me for no funeral arrangement.

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Speaker 3: Mister Darwin. I have to come by your house at

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Speaker 3: least by Friday, at around twelve noon. I'll come by

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Speaker 5: You ain't coming by my got house no Friday? Using

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Speaker 5: lie got me come over here to try to get

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Speaker 5: my pitching. I got plenty of got pitched in my

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Speaker 5: house to put on the my funeral program. I'm not

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Speaker 5: taking no pitcher that I'm claiming to be dead. I'm

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Speaker 5: not dead. That's the more bad looking got dead. I

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Speaker 5: don't know you.

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Speaker 2: Work for Frank, but you I worked.

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Speaker 3: I worked for f PC, Sir, I worked for FPC FCC.

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Speaker 5: Myke, you ain't not taking no picture of me.

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Speaker 2: Don't come over here, Friday. Come about no guy pissing?

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Speaker 3: Okay, they got pissed them and you.

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Speaker 5: And I hope they got your guy pitt. You're on file,

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Speaker 5: but that's a stupid got the company you work for.

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Speaker 5: I ain't never heard.

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Speaker 2: Of nobody taking no picture before they die.

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Speaker 5: I got millions and pictures in here.

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Speaker 3: For that program.

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Speaker 2: And when I'm gone with the God care about what

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Speaker 2: a picture look like? Oh I'm adding my guy funeral.

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Speaker 2: This is making you tell whoever you work for they

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Speaker 2: need to go find another occupation. That don't make no guy.

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Speaker 5: Yes, you're not coming over here, Friday, buddy. You come

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Speaker 5: over here if you want to.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Uh, missus Darwin, Yes, are you familiar with with Glinda?

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Speaker 5: That's my wife. What you about to say? Now?

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Speaker 3: All I want to do is say this, man, I

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Speaker 3: just want to say, Glinda, the one that got me

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Speaker 3: the prank phone call you. This is nephew Tommy baby

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Speaker 3: from the Steve Harvey Marty Show. Huh.

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Speaker 5: I'll bet I don't want you had in lost yet.

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Speaker 5: I ain't never heard ay know sitness like there's some

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Speaker 5: FTC funeral. Poor man. I said my New year resolution.

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Speaker 5: I was gonna cut back on drinking, but you got

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Speaker 5: me over here about the tip a bottle right now?

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Speaker 3: You crazy?

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Speaker 5: Oh you crazy man, And come over here today before

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Speaker 5: and get a picture of Clinton. Y'all got me, baby,

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Speaker 5: You got.

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Speaker 2: Me day man.

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Speaker 5: I ain't never heard of no company like that.

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Speaker 3: Hey, you won't put me up to it? Back you go,

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Speaker 3: I'll tell you what you tune in tomorrow morning. Man,

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Speaker 3: you gonna catch yourself on national radio.

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Speaker 5: Dad, I'm gonna tell everybody. Boy, they had me hot

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Speaker 5: over here. I'm like, don't tell Blendon, but i'ma have

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Speaker 5: me a drink anyway. I was looking for an excuse

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Speaker 5: to drink. Right there a funeral fitty tacking. They'll put

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Speaker 5: on five boy, Yetta Yatta lost half of mine in your.

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Speaker 3: Head with that in that buddy, Hey man, I gotta

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Speaker 3: ask you something, man, darn and tell me this here man,

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Speaker 3: what's the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show

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Speaker 3: in the land, Steve Harvey, Buddy, come.

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Speaker 4: On, come on, come on, come on, come on much

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Speaker 4: all day love home baby. Alright, I got a new

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Speaker 4: one added to my calendar. This is Winston Salem State

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Speaker 4: University home Coming. Winston Salem State University home Coming. That

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Speaker 4: is November the ninth, baby. This is a concert you

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Speaker 4: don't want to miss. That is Monica in the building.

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Speaker 4: Anthony Hamilton is in the building. Next level, band of

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Speaker 4: Charlotte is in the building. And you got the Hamiltons.

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Speaker 4: I'm assuming they belong to uh Anthony Hamilton. This is

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Speaker 4: the hamiltones Okay hosted by yours truly nephew, Tommy. Tickets

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Speaker 4: are own sale right now. You don't want to miss it.

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Speaker 4: We will be at the homecoming and as you already

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Speaker 4: know in Chicago, Illinois, it is the sweetest day comedy

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Speaker 4: jam that Bill Bellamy, that's me, nephew. Tell me Mark Curry,

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Speaker 4: Tommy Davidson, lou Neel, Hodie Roberts, Sweetest Day Comedy Jam

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Speaker 4: Win Trust Arena, October the nineteenth. Tickets on sale right now,

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Speaker 4: And of course Lafayette is laying in the cut lapaytte Louisiana.

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Speaker 4: Me and Cheryl Underwood then teamed up, y'all. November thirty,

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Speaker 4: that's right Thanksgiving Comedy Festival, Me and Cheryl Nephew time

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Speaker 4: in Cheryl Underwood putting.

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Speaker 3: That's Mitchell Dominique.

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Speaker 4: We at the New Jersey Pack that's November thirtieth, that's

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Speaker 4: right after Thanksgiving. And my wife is allowing me to

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Speaker 4: leave home. Normally she does not allow that, but she

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Speaker 4: be to say right now, I'm grateful and humble that

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Speaker 3: All right, one mic, one mic.

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Speaker 4: That's the comedy club that right there would be Mike

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Speaker 4: EPs Comedy Club that's in Detroit, Michigan. The Nephew gonna

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Speaker 4: be there November the first through the third. Your baby,

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Speaker 4: one mic, Come watch me baby, So everybody in Detroit,

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Speaker 4: if you haven't seen The Lady's Nephew, where I tell

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Speaker 4: my story the whole house part of Comedy Jam, Come Out,

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Speaker 4: Come Out, Come Out. Tickets are own sale right now.

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Speaker 4: You ain't heard this story, but e here Lord today

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Speaker 4: who would have been through so.

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Speaker 1: But she lived to tell about it?

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Speaker 3: Crazy? Yes, put on it?

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Speaker 1: Uh huh all right? Coming up next Thanking Nephew Strawberry

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Speaker 1: Letter for today, the subject he risk it all for

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Speaker 1: one more night with her. We'll get into that right

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Speaker 1: after this. You're listening Hard Morning Show