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Speaker 1: Jubils dirty little secret. It's time for your dirty little secret.

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Speaker 1: Remember text in four one of six one. If you

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Speaker 1: have a dirty little secret to tell on the show,

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Speaker 1: you can do that, and we keep you anonymous so

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Speaker 1: you can feel free to say whatever you want to say. Yes, sorry,

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Speaker 1: I ate something. I didn't water. Yeah, I didn't chew

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Speaker 1: it enough and it so I was like lodged in

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Speaker 1: my chest right now dying. Oh so yes to water. Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: I don't have any, I have some, even I have some.

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Speaker 1: I got some. So anyway, text in four one of

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Speaker 1: six one. If you want to tellus a dirty little secret,

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Speaker 1: we keep everybody anonymous. We don't even ask what your

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Speaker 1: name is, so you're free to tell us whatever you want.

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Speaker 1: That's why everybody gets a fake anonymous nickname. That is correct.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna take a drink of water, but first I

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Speaker 1: will introduce you to who's calling him for a dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret today. It's Kim Kardashian's sixth toe on her

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Speaker 1: left foot is on the phone. Kim Kardashian's sixth toe

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Speaker 1: on her left foot. How are you very controversial? As

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Speaker 1: Evan would say, yes, that would be you. Yes, that

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Speaker 1: would be you the one with the dirty little secret

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Speaker 1: on the phone. Yeah, this dude, you're not supposed to

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Speaker 1: see your name. That's why I called you Kimikaradashian six

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Speaker 1: on her left foot. So that's who you are. Okay,

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Speaker 1: that's you. Don't say your name again because this is anonymous.

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Speaker 1: You get it, for got it? Yeah, so you're alive

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Speaker 1: right now, you know, So don't say your name unless

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Speaker 1: you don't care. Well, I mean, I don't think anyone

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Speaker 1: will find out, but anyway, I'm I do have stuff

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Speaker 1: I want to talk about though, Okay, like one dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret. Stuff about is one little bit little secrets.

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Speaker 1: That's how we got time for Yeah, okay, I mean

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Speaker 1: it depends what you want to break down. We thought

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Speaker 1: you were just calling it and tells the dirty little secrets.

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Speaker 1: So hopefully it's just that. But if you want to

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Speaker 1: get into more detail, we might have to do this

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Speaker 1: at a different time. What would you like to do? Well, Um,

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Speaker 1: I do want to talk about my little something that's

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Speaker 1: been kind of been bothering me for a little bit. Um,

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Speaker 1: something that happened at work. Okay, kind of crazy, all right,

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Speaker 1: tell us So after work, Um, one day I was

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Speaker 1: I was leaving. I was kind of in a hurry, so, um,

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Speaker 1: you know, I got to my car, you know, my

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Speaker 1: car on and I pulled out. And when I was

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Speaker 1: pulling out, next to me, I noticed that there was

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Speaker 1: like this nice car next to me. I didn't really

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Speaker 1: look at what it was, but when I pulled out,

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Speaker 1: I really I heard something. I was like, oh, I

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Speaker 1: was like, what was that. I think I scratched it. Oh,

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Speaker 1: So like I jumped out and like I looked in

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Speaker 1: like there was kind of like a big grape on

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Speaker 1: the Lamborghini that I saw. Wo yeah, otherwise I like

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Speaker 1: ten thousand dollars. Well. See the bad part about all

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Speaker 1: of this is like I saw it and then I

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Speaker 1: looked around and like there was like nobody around. You

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Speaker 1: did not think okay, did you? Well I would have like,

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Speaker 1: And I was surprised because it was the end of

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Speaker 1: the day, so I expected, like the parking lot to

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Speaker 1: kind of be full of people. So I was surprised

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Speaker 1: that there was nobody around. So, um, let me just

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Speaker 1: catch people up. So he's saying that he scratched the Lamborghini,

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Speaker 1: and what he is insinuating and implying is that he

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Speaker 1: didn't tell him the owner like he didn't even know

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Speaker 1: or he did you? You did it? You didn't note,

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Speaker 1: but did you leave like a fake number? Did you

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Speaker 1: even like leave it? Well, since there was really no

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Speaker 1: but there were no witnesses, I did not leave any note.

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Speaker 1: So you just scratched the Lamborghini and left. Wow, I

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Speaker 1: would be worried about doing that. The cops showing up

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Speaker 1: the house. I mean, there's a lot of cameras when

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Speaker 1: you drive around. I'd be worried about the guy that

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Speaker 1: the Lambo gonna kill me. Yeah, well, since that happened,

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Speaker 1: like I have not parked my car in that spot. Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: just tips to you next time if you do that,

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Speaker 1: just act like you wrote a note. All you have

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Speaker 1: to say is I'm so sorry for scratching your Lambo,

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Speaker 1: and then fold it up and put it under the

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Speaker 1: windshield riper and then that's it. Oh my god, I

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Speaker 1: got a Lambo. You can fix it anyway. I'm sorry

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Speaker 1: about that. So sorry about that. Well, then that's that's

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Speaker 1: all that is. If you buy a Lambo and you

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Speaker 1: can't afford to fix a scratch on it, that's or bad.

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Speaker 1: That's what I think. Yeah, I mean I felt really

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Speaker 1: bad because I mean it did look literally brand new.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow. All right, Well when you see adorn being

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Speaker 1: on your car, don't get mad. Yeah all right, Well

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Speaker 1: thanks for telling us, you dirty little secret. And I

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Speaker 1: would take that to the grave because if the person

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Speaker 1: does find out it's you, it could be very expensive

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Speaker 1: for you. Right, what do you mean take it to

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Speaker 1: the grave if he just told us, Well, I guess

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Speaker 1: you're right, and he tells your name, yeah, I guess.

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Speaker 1: Now we have black man stuff on you if we

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Speaker 1: ever need anything from you. Yeah, I'm thinking about changing

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Speaker 1: the color of my car. Yeah, what's your dirty little secret.