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Speaker 1: Hey, it's Alexis from Brig and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 1: They told me to intro the podcast, so yep here

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Speaker 1: I am intro done.

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Speaker 2: Okay, yep, here we go.

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Speaker 3: If you love reading the fine print on all your

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Speaker 3: online purchases and downloads nobody doesn't, then you are absolutely

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Speaker 3: gonna hate this next segment because it's headlines only, where

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Speaker 3: we don't waste your time giving you details and information

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Speaker 3: you don't want that. No, we just read you the

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Speaker 3: headline and then immediately scroll down to the bottom of

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Speaker 3: the page. You can hit agree and move on with

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Speaker 3: your life.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, they need to tell your friends all about the

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Speaker 4: article you read that you didn't actually read.

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Speaker 3: Even that is too much work. Let's just start with

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Speaker 3: your first headline only. A comprehensive study has determined multi

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Speaker 3: vitamins do not actually help people live longer.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, I just set this article to my mom.

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Speaker 1: I'm not even lying.

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Speaker 3: I hope she didn't read any of it because no

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Speaker 3: one wants to know any more information, just the headlines.

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Speaker 3: We're moving on. Next headline. A hiker in South Carolina

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Speaker 3: found human remains in the woods and decided to drop

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Speaker 3: them off at goodwill. Oh no, did the store actually

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Speaker 3: put them on the shelves and sell them? Beats me.

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Speaker 3: You don't come here to learn. You come here for headlines.

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Speaker 5: And nothing more.

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Speaker 3: You forgetting this ye next, A shocking survey found fifty

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Speaker 3: nine percent of Americans without a four oh one K

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Speaker 3: thought that they had one.

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Speaker 2: Oh how many you have?

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Speaker 6: Fifty?

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Speaker 2: Check it makes sure we actually have one? No way

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Speaker 2: do I retire?

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Speaker 3: Even more shocking, forty three percent don't know what a

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Speaker 3: four oh one K is. Those are real Americans who

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Speaker 3: don't ask for specifics and clarifications.

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Speaker 7: Like this company's got a crazy long marathon to.

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Speaker 3: Sign up for.

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Speaker 2: I don't know why we have to work till we're

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Speaker 2: eighty five here.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, there's a reason the saying goes. Happiness comes

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Speaker 3: from the simple things, not from the minute details in minutia.

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Speaker 6: It's headlines, and that's all we care about.

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Speaker 3: Misery, But maybe the most important news of the year

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Speaker 3: is encapsulated in this headline. Seven to eleven now has

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Speaker 3: cherry slurpy flavored twinkies.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's one that you don't need more like you

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Speaker 2: just said it all.

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Speaker 3: I actually wish we could learn more about that, but

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Speaker 3: I can't. Why because it's what headlines.

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Speaker 6: You know, because it's time to get through the shock collar.

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Speaker 3: Question of the day.

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Speaker 5: Do you not know how.

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Speaker 3: This show works?

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Speaker 8: Personally?

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Speaker 3: I hope it's questions only with no answers. Jake, don't

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Speaker 3: let us down.

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Speaker 8: The heat is scorchy, the hunks are bronzing, and the

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Speaker 8: calendar is bursting with juice. Today as we celebrate both

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Speaker 8: National Blueberry and Raspberry Day, a juicy calendar, not one,

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Speaker 8: but two berry holiday on the same.

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Speaker 4: Day, it is Barry Extravaganza.

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Speaker 8: Be careful because, just like Violet Beauregarden Willy Wonka, these

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Speaker 8: beautiful berries might lead to your undoing as we try

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Speaker 8: an anti oxidant packed famous celebrity berries edition of It's

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Speaker 8: on Now. Listen up. I have a list of famous

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Speaker 8: people with the name Barry somewhere in their names. It

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Speaker 8: could be their first, their last, or somewhere in between.

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Speaker 8: I'll give you a hint to which Barry that is,

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Speaker 8: and you just have to guess it correctly to stay

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Speaker 8: in the game. Let's start with a woman who drinks

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Speaker 8: Berry Blast every night with her half cooked Kraft mac

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Speaker 8: and cheese. That's Alexis. Alexis, you are allowed no help

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Speaker 8: from the rest of the room on this one. Okay,

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Speaker 8: your hint for Berry is Monster's Ball and X men.

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Speaker 8: What famous berry am I talking about?

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Speaker 3: Oh no, well.

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Speaker 1: I was really hoping you'd give me the only one

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Speaker 1: I know. So she's who I'm gonna guess, even though

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Speaker 1: it's not Drew Barrymore.

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Speaker 8: Drew Barrymore, it's not looking for Halle Berry Star, Monsters

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Speaker 8: Ball and Shoe Storm and X men.

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Speaker 5: How this works?

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Speaker 6: Now, Mary, if we go through this like three more times,

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Speaker 4: Okay, you're gonna bury me alive.

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Speaker 8: It's about all right, Broke, it's your turn. Your hint

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Speaker 8: home run record holder Verry MUDs dart it Barry Ball.

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Speaker 7: Would you have taken Darryl Strawberry?

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Speaker 8: I would not, darned famously did not hit a lot

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Speaker 8: of home and he didn't.

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Speaker 6: He did juice, which is kind of there's a lot

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Speaker 3: I see what you did.

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Speaker 8: There other things. Yes, we're over to Jose.

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Speaker 9: Jose.

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Speaker 8: Your Berry hint is Charlie's Angels.

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Speaker 5: Oh, I don't know. I just I'm doing the polls.

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Speaker 5: If you guys can see from you, I don't know, Charlie.

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Speaker 10: favorite berry, and that's a cherry shout out to cherries.

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Speaker 8: I will dig deeper into a cherry being a berry

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Speaker 2: It contains a seed.

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Speaker 8: Just the fruit. Cherry is not what I was looking for.

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Speaker 5: Technically, bananas berries.

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Speaker 11: You know that the answer this question.

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Speaker 8: Brymore two thousand and three, as well as Charlie's Angels

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Speaker 8: two fold. We're over to Jeff, Jeff. If you get

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Speaker 8: this wrong, Brook's gonna win the berry game right away,

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Speaker 8: Arry King to keep us alive, Jeff, here hint is

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Speaker 12: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Berry, you have it?

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Speaker 5: Verry, Uh stay it lower?

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Speaker 2: You know it?

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Speaker 8: What is it? How low?

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Speaker 6: Very white?

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Speaker 2: Yes, sar I thought it.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, all right, We're back over to Brook. Your

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Speaker 8: hint is copa cabana, Oh Barry manel Okay, We're back

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Speaker 8: to Jeff. Jeff. You get this wrong, Brook wins. Your

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Speaker 8: hint is Johnny b Good? What Barry am I talking

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Speaker 6: Johnny be good.

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Speaker 3: Berry.

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Speaker 6: I'm trying. I feel like if I sing it, it might

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Speaker 2: Johnny be Good Bear Bear Berry and the Heartbreakers.

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Speaker 8: Famously played in Back to the Future Michael J. Fox's character.

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Speaker 3: Come on, I don't know, it's Jerry's Barry Sanders.

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Speaker 8: Barry Sanders is not what I was looking for. It's

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Speaker 8: looking for Chuck Barry. I got a new sound for you.

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Speaker 2: Isn't that the same guy?

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Speaker 8: I'm not sure. I'm too focused on Barry. You've won

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Speaker 8: the Berry edition of.

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Speaker 1: You Started to Go down this Road.

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Speaker 2: I'm like so many berries.

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Speaker 3: You get to choose who get shocked today, and they're

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Speaker 3: gonna be singing the famous Barry song Closer by the Chainsmokers.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna pay cose because his answer was very embarrassing.

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Speaker 5: So baby and pull me Closer, And.

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Speaker 2: I hate that song.

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Speaker 6: That's your shock collar question of the day. We got

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Speaker 6: your phone tab coming up in just a few.

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Speaker 13: Minutes, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 6: Laser Stories is coming up next.

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Speaker 3: And I don't normally read the textboard at this time

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Speaker 3: it here just to have some fun.

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Speaker 1: I love it.

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Speaker 4: I love all the texts that people send in at seven,

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Speaker 4: keep them coming.

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Speaker 2: We try to respond to most people.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, you know, like someone texted in.

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Speaker 3: I'm listening to the show chronologically from last April, and

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Speaker 3: F's rendition of an insect that just learned it could

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Speaker 6: That's from Christopher.

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Speaker 3: Where I'm like, you think, the first time a bug

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Speaker 2: She's not going to hear that for four months.

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Speaker 3: Another Tex says, Alexis is my favorite with a heart emoji,

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Speaker 3: of inappropriate emojis that comes after it. It's about ten

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Speaker 3: what the favorite. Another Tex says pineapple and Canadian bacon

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Speaker 4: Winky face, Okay, just needed to get that off the

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Speaker 4: because people hate on.

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Speaker 5: Him so much.

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Speaker 3: I'm more of a pineapple and pepperoni type of guy. Really,

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Speaker 3: And another text says, can you please give a birthday

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Speaker 3: shout out to my son Kayden, who turned thirteen. We

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Speaker 3: love your show, specifically Brooks Trivia and listen to it

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Speaker 3: every day on your podcast.

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Speaker 6: By the way, check out our podcast at Brooke and Jeffrey.

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Speaker 3: Make sure to like rate subscribe there, and she says,

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Speaker 6: That's from Shannon.

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Speaker 3: You're not gonna be laughing a whole lot, but they

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Speaker 3: will roll their eyes on us a lot. Yes, another

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Speaker 3: eye rolling edition of Laser Stories that's coming up right

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Speaker 2: That would break anyone.

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Speaker 3: We'd all be shook to From Laser Stories, the segment

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Speaker 3: where we read weird news stories around the glove, just

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Speaker 3: those other pastaphobes just don't. This first laser story is

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Speaker 3: out of Orlando, Florida. A few months back, the Florida

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Speaker 3: Lottery announced forty one year old Alta V. C. Morris

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Speaker 3: played the five hundred x cash scratch off game and

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Speaker 3: one one million dollars.

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Speaker 4: Wow, it's always so crazy to me off a scratcher

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Speaker 10: You have to buy like the twenty thirty dollars months

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Speaker 10: to win the big jackpot.

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Speaker 3: She purchased the lucky ticket at a seven to eleven

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Speaker 3: and claimed her winnings immediately afterwards.

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Speaker 2: Good job.

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Speaker 3: When she went to the lottery headquarters, they got a

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Speaker 3: photo of her holding the giant check.

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Speaker 2: Awesome.

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Speaker 6: Reporter asked how she felt. Alta vs.

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Speaker 3: Replied with three words taken from an Arnold Schwarzenegger movie.

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Speaker 3: I'll be back.

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Speaker 2: Wow, that's some confidence.

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Speaker 6: And the whole report is written out by hand.

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Speaker 11: Did it?

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Speaker 2: I did good in my English class.

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Speaker 6: Written out on his paper.

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Speaker 11: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I mean, at least they're still writing by hands.

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Speaker 3: For stories. Out of the study of life as we

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Speaker 3: giving advice. Guess what, No, you're not. Number six is parenting.

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Speaker 4: Jeff, I don't know what kind of vibe I'm putting

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Speaker 3: Number five that people think they're good at is singing,

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Speaker 6: I'm not going to name names.

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Speaker 3: Number four being humble and thinks that they're humble.

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Speaker 2: Why would anyone on this show want to be humble?

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Speaker 7: I just want to say, out of all of us,

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Speaker 2: I have diving right into it.

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Speaker 7: Who gave us a morning show?

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Speaker 3: What do you call a famous turtle? A celebrity?

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Speaker 13: Wednesday, frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: A lot of companies have a complaint line that angry

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Speaker 3: we also have an appreciation hotline where listeners can call

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Speaker 17: Ashton, you have zero new messages.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, well is that shocking, idiot?

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Speaker 3: Ninety second week in a row. Nobody has called our

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Speaker 5: Even my mom.

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Speaker 2: Yeah we got some. His mom definitely thought the complaint.

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Speaker 3: Line that one is packed. Luckily, all our other answering

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Speaker 3: new loser line coming up right after this.

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Speaker 15: What's with you?

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Speaker 13: It's the loser line.

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Speaker 3: Goodby, Just call me back if you haven't heard the

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Speaker 3: loser line before it works like this. Let's say a

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Speaker 3: After that, whatever you do, don't tell him that he's

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Speaker 6: Instead, ask him.

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Speaker 3: For an exclusive one on one intimate rendezvous down at

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Speaker 3: The loser line, so hopefully he leaves an awkward voicemail

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Speaker 16: Next message, Hey, it's come from Hinge. So look, I'm

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Speaker 3: Well, it is weird that the uncle suggested to take

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Speaker 3: It is fascinating that some people can go to bed

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Speaker 3: You'll fall asleep even faster if you head on over

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Speaker 3: to our TikTok page at Brooke and Jeffrey, where our

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Speaker 3: content has been compared to a heavy heavy dose of melatonin,

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Speaker 3: you will be out like a light in under four

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Speaker 3: minutes or your money back.

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Speaker 2: We have had people text in that they use us

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Speaker 2: to fall asleep in.

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Speaker 16: Yes.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I keep in mind this is a free sight,

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Speaker 3: so you're not actually going to get any money back,

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Speaker 3: like I promise, But except you will possibly enjoy a

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Speaker 3: sleepy giggle while watching our favorite loser line of the

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Speaker 3: week that we posted every single week. Now let's continue

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Speaker 3: and get back to these voicemails.

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Speaker 12: Hey, my name is is this?

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Speaker 19: Are you the hot chew of girl Maren Dylan? Your number?

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Speaker 19: And I hope that's cool with you? Anyway. I saw

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Speaker 19: your TikTok video and I'm like, yeah, this is definitely

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Speaker 19: Mike Mike type. She's She's funny and probably fun and

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Speaker 19: I don't know if you have for a good time.

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Speaker 5: I don't know.

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Speaker 19: Am I talking too much? I don't normally do voicemails

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Speaker 19: like this, but I mean, you seem great, So give

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Speaker 19: me a give me a shout sometime and you can

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Speaker 19: spit on that than Oh don't.

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Speaker 18: I'm just saying that because you said it, you know,

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Speaker 18: in the video you did as we became famous that

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Speaker 18: I don't know.

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Speaker 13: I don't know.

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Speaker 14: Yeah, anyway, Okay, nice.

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Speaker 5: To meet you.

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Speaker 16: Bye.

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Speaker 3: You do get tend to get a little bit nervous

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Speaker 3: when you're finally meeting that celebrity that you really really hire,

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Speaker 3: even more so when your friends are trying to tricky

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Speaker 3: so that they can laugh at you.

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Speaker 4: Probably I feel like there should be a PSA for

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Speaker 4: that girl in real life though, Like just because she.

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Speaker 2: Said it doesn't mean you can say it. Yeah, Like

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Speaker 2: that's just.

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Speaker 1: That's how it is.

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Speaker 3: Only women should be allowed to say that phrase hurt her.

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Speaker 4: Trademark that Yeah, I know he called the fake one,

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Speaker 4: but the real one is probably getting inundated with the

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Speaker 4: if she's listening.

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Speaker 2: Actually, the loser line would be helpful.

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Speaker 15: Yeah yeah, oha oha alert alert.

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Speaker 20: Somebody may have been wearing too much makeup. No, I'm

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Speaker 20: just kidding obviously. I mean, you look beautiful. I think

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Speaker 20: you did a great job with all the makeup. I'm

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Speaker 20: just wondering, you know, what do you look like underneath

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Speaker 20: the mask?

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Speaker 15: You know what I mean.

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Speaker 20: I mean, I'm imagining it's a pretty good foundation because

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Speaker 20: the end product was awesome. These days, you never really

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Speaker 20: know what you're getting sometimes, as you think you're going

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Speaker 20: on a day with Princess Arro and then it turns

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Speaker 20: out you're you're going out with Ursula from The Little Mermaid,

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Speaker 20: you know what I mean. But like, I do want

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Speaker 20: to like go out with you, So if you wouldn't

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Speaker 20: mind just sending me a few like makeup free photos,

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Speaker 20: that would be great. Anyway, I hope you're not too

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Speaker 20: offended by this. I just gotta do what I can

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Speaker 20: to defend my boy me.

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Speaker 6: And they said Prince Charming doesn't exist.

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Speaker 1: Found Remember listen Loser Line regularly at this time every week,

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Speaker 1: and make sure you subscribe to the.

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Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffrey TikTok page. We can hear all of

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Speaker 3: our favorite loser lines right there. We're gonna do a

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Speaker 3: phone tap right after.

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Speaker 13: This brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: It's time for your phone tappen. Today, we got an

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Speaker 3: email from a guy who wanted us to prank his friend.

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Speaker 3: He told us his buddy's a really nice guy, but

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Speaker 3: is very gullible. He tends to believe things really really quickly,

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Speaker 3: even outrageous thing. Oh man, So we thought, how can

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Speaker 3: we trick him into believing something is happening that's not real,

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Speaker 3: And we came up with the perfect opportunity. When you

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Speaker 3: got the wrong ladder from a hardware store, you're gonna

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Speaker 3: hear it in your phone tap right now. Another weekday

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Speaker 3: Mornings on the twenties.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Hi, this is Marge from Home Depot. I'm looking

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Speaker 2: for Harry A.

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Speaker 15: Oh yeah, hey, this is he great.

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Speaker 2: I see that you emailed asking about returning an item.

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Speaker 15: Is that right? Yeah?

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Speaker 21: I got the wrong size ladder and I'm not sure

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Speaker 21: if I should bring it in or if like I

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Speaker 21: ship it back or.

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Speaker 4: Ah, ladder problems. That's not in my wheelhouse. I do

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Speaker 4: need to check with my supervisor real quick.

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Speaker 2: Can I put you on hold? So sorry?

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Speaker 21: Yeah, sure, I explained this in the email.

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Speaker 2: Oh you sure did. Still need to check with my

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Speaker 2: supervisor though.

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Speaker 8: Hold on.

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Speaker 14: And good morning. We have an MMA, especially report of

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Speaker 14: breaking news coming from the list.

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Speaker 21: That critical message is being delivered by the emergency alert system.

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Speaker 21: The US government has issued a national emergency for the

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Speaker 21: continental United States. The following message has transmitted at the

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Speaker 21: request of the US Department of Homeland Security. There have

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Speaker 21: been multiple sightings of more than a dozen unidentified objects

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Speaker 21: of unknown motive and origin.

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Speaker 2: Harry, did you did you hear the great news?

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Speaker 4: I tracked down my supervisors out in the plumbing section

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Speaker 4: the announcement.

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Speaker 3: Are you hearing it?

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Speaker 4: I work at home depot constant announcements around here.

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Speaker 21: Yeah, no, but the emergency alerby seems.

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Speaker 2: To be a problem in the electrical department.

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Speaker 18: No, not those announcements.

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Speaker 2: The emergency alerty different outlets.

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Speaker 8: Can there be just a big one?

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Speaker 13: You know?

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Speaker 4: Though, I did notice that your order is misnumbered, so

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Speaker 4: I do need to go check inventory.

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Speaker 2: Okay, oh sorry about this, but no one wait, Oh my.

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Speaker 21: God, the critical message is being delivered by the emergency alergency.

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Speaker 21: They're not turn the TV on unheaded by suspended objects

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Speaker 21: are around one four hundred feet long.

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Speaker 15: They're saying as they don't.

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Speaker 21: Like material of unknown nature like that of the black

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Speaker 21: oval stone. Look outside, you witness any strange vehicles or objects,

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Speaker 21: you must leave the place immediately.

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Speaker 18: There's an emergency. Oh my god, this cannot be happening.

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Speaker 2: Very great news.

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Speaker 8: I'm back.

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Speaker 3: Are you looking out the window?

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Speaker 1: I will go home.

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Speaker 3: Deep we don't have windows here? Okay, we'll go outside.

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Speaker 2: Want to buy one because aile twenty you're.

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Speaker 18: Not listening to me?

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Speaker 3: Are the whole music?

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Speaker 12: The radio on your whole music?

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Speaker 18: There's a national emergency emergency.

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Speaker 3: What's it about the invasions?

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Speaker 4: Don't we had a toilet paper again, but remember that

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Speaker 4: that was a national emergency.

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Speaker 2: Nobody knew how why they're beehinds. No, I'm talking about man,

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Speaker 2: you should I've seen the run on this store.

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Speaker 3: Wow, aliens.

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Speaker 15: There's aliens?

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Speaker 13: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Is alien green your color? Because I was going to

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Speaker 2: ask you about that. I saw you're not listening.

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Speaker 15: There's an alien invasion the radio.

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Speaker 12: It's it's happening right now.

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Speaker 2: Are you one of those conspiracy guys?

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Speaker 11: We see a lot of you.

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Speaker 4: If you need the ladder to climb out of your bunker, no,

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Speaker 4: it's fine, No judge.

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Speaker 15: What's wrong with you? Just listen to it?

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Speaker 2: Hey, Harry, how many wrongs did you say?

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Speaker 4: Yet?

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Speaker 2: Ladder?

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Speaker 13: Was?

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Speaker 18: I don't care about the ladder?

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Speaker 15: Why are you being right now? I'm telling you something's wrong.

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Speaker 13: You know what.

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Speaker 2: I got to talk to my manager about that whole.

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Speaker 14: No, the National Aeronautics and Space Administration NASA have determined

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Speaker 14: that these objects are hostile belonged to it the texture

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Speaker 14: interrestrial civilization.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, Hey, Harry, did you hear this thing?

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Speaker 2: I just got a note from my manager that says

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Speaker 2: there's aliens here. Say, why didn't you tell me sooner?

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Speaker 2: That's pretty wild.

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Speaker 20: I don't even want to be on the phone with you, lady.

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Speaker 4: Well, I'm glad you stayed on so I can tell

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Speaker 4: you that this is a prank phone call.

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Speaker 3: What this is.

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Speaker 2: Actually broke from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in

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Speaker 2: the Morning. I'm not from home depot at all. What's

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Speaker 2: a prank phone call?

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Speaker 18: Are you kidding me?

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Speaker 2: No, I'm not kidding you this time. It's all a joke. Oh,

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Speaker 2: this is actually a phone.

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Speaker 15: Tat Oh my god.

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Speaker 4: You know us radio folks, we've been doing those alien

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Speaker 4: pranks since I think the nineteen thirties.

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Speaker 15: Oh, very funny, very very funny.

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Speaker 4: Just so you know, I think the reason your wife

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Speaker 4: isn't answering news because she was in on it too.

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Speaker 6: Oh you're laughing right now.

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Speaker 20: But I myself, Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: I actually feel bad.

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Speaker 13: Wake up every morning with phone taps weekday mornings on

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Speaker 13: the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 3: People are so particular on the dating apps these days,

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Speaker 3: like I don't want a guy who's shorter than five

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Speaker 3: foot seven, I don't want a girl who's taller than

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Speaker 3: five foot seven, and I absolutely don't want anybody who

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Speaker 3: uses Hines fifty seven on their hot dogs. Oh the

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Speaker 3: Devil sauce, Oh, Jeffrey. People are particular now, and one

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Speaker 3: of our listeners says she finds it hard to meet

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Speaker 3: genuine guys who are open to her particular situation online,

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Speaker 3: and she's willing to share it on the radio. You're

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Speaker 3: gonna hear what it is in your brand new second

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Speaker 3: date update. Right after this second date update, we have

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Speaker 3: a listener who sent us an email asking for a

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Speaker 3: second date. And these are her words. She said, it's

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Speaker 3: tough being on the dating apps as a single mom. Oh,

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Speaker 3: I bet trying to find time to go out and

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Speaker 3: also meet a guy who's open to the idea. But

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Speaker 3: recently I think I finally found someone who's actually worth it.

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Speaker 1: Oh, let's fix it for what's wrong?

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Speaker 3: Wouldn't you know he's not calling me that.

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Speaker 2: That's all right, that's why we got your back.

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Speaker 3: It's not good, but that's what we're here for. We'll

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Speaker 3: talk to Eve about it.

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Speaker 13: Eve.

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Speaker 6: Welcome to the show.

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Speaker 9: Hi, thanks for having me.

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Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, I can't wait to hear about this guy.

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Speaker 4: What makes you think that he's finally worth it?

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Speaker 9: Okay, So, like you said, I'm a single mom. It's

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Speaker 9: been hard to date. So when I do find somebody

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Speaker 9: that I connect with, it's really nice because you know,

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Speaker 9: it's worth it's worth a night out, it's worth a

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Speaker 9: night sinner.

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Speaker 18: It's worth getting.

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Speaker 3: Dressed up for, and that kind of thing for the babysitter,

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Speaker 3: I know.

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Speaker 4: I mean there's so much that goes into like just

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Speaker 4: even my husband and I going on a date, you know,

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Speaker 4: the planning and the babysitters and then the canceling.

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Speaker 2: Like I can't imagine.

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Speaker 3: Doing cancel on your own husbands.

682
00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:01,800
Speaker 2: So the babysitters always kidds.

683
00:33:01,840 --> 00:33:04,360
Speaker 3: Oh, I see, well that makes a little bit more sense.

684
00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:06,600
Speaker 3: So you met him on the dating apps. Tell us

685
00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:07,240
Speaker 3: how the date went.

686
00:33:08,080 --> 00:33:10,840
Speaker 9: I thought the date went great. Reggie picked me up

687
00:33:10,960 --> 00:33:14,240
Speaker 9: and went to a salsa bar, like a dancing salsa bar.

688
00:33:14,520 --> 00:33:16,240
Speaker 2: Oh, that's a like a little sexy date.

689
00:33:16,320 --> 00:33:20,800
Speaker 3: That's fun, like salsa or like dancing like the culture.

690
00:33:20,960 --> 00:33:24,400
Speaker 4: Okay, no one eats just salsa.

691
00:33:24,800 --> 00:33:27,320
Speaker 3: That's just saying that there's a business opportunity there for

692
00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:29,120
Speaker 3: somebody who wants to jump in and take it.

693
00:33:29,280 --> 00:33:30,160
Speaker 7: Actually, I'd be there.

694
00:33:30,280 --> 00:33:32,840
Speaker 5: I just heard about recently.

695
00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:33,520
Speaker 7: I would dry.

696
00:33:35,080 --> 00:33:35,280
Speaker 4: Yeah.

697
00:33:36,280 --> 00:33:38,160
Speaker 6: Okay, so a dancing date.

698
00:33:38,760 --> 00:33:41,800
Speaker 9: Yeah, so you know, we we danced and we had

699
00:33:42,240 --> 00:33:45,040
Speaker 9: a drink and it was really loud, but like it

700
00:33:45,120 --> 00:33:46,000
Speaker 9: was really fun.

701
00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:48,080
Speaker 2: Was he really good at dancing?

702
00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:50,240
Speaker 4: Like my roommate got into salsa for a while, and

703
00:33:50,280 --> 00:33:51,920
Speaker 4: I would go to bars with her and the people

704
00:33:51,920 --> 00:33:54,440
Speaker 4: who were into it were unbelievable.

705
00:33:54,480 --> 00:33:57,000
Speaker 7: Dan would go to Latin dance night and that was

706
00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:57,800
Speaker 7: the funnest time.

707
00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:00,360
Speaker 10: But there's people on the floor so good, are like

708
00:34:00,400 --> 00:34:01,280
Speaker 10: throwing each other.

709
00:34:01,400 --> 00:34:02,760
Speaker 3: So what level were you at?

710
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:03,200
Speaker 12: Oh?

711
00:34:03,440 --> 00:34:05,440
Speaker 9: Uh, you know, we were the level where we were

712
00:34:05,440 --> 00:34:06,840
Speaker 9: doing our best and having.

713
00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:08,920
Speaker 2: That's perfect.

714
00:34:09,840 --> 00:34:11,839
Speaker 4: I wondered, if you're on the same page, how far

715
00:34:11,920 --> 00:34:13,439
Speaker 4: did he toss you across the room?

716
00:34:13,520 --> 00:34:14,200
Speaker 6: How many people?

717
00:34:15,480 --> 00:34:18,600
Speaker 9: Thankfully not very far to the bathroom here?

718
00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:22,480
Speaker 3: All right, it's so fun.

719
00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:23,560
Speaker 2: That sounds like a great night.

720
00:34:23,560 --> 00:34:27,759
Speaker 9: It sounds like you're connecting and yeah, we had such

721
00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:30,040
Speaker 9: a great time. But you know those kinds of places,

722
00:34:30,040 --> 00:34:31,920
Speaker 9: like they're really loud and it's hard to talk. So

723
00:34:32,360 --> 00:34:34,959
Speaker 9: we went to another place after that where we could

724
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:36,920
Speaker 9: just talk and like get to know each other.

725
00:34:37,239 --> 00:34:40,879
Speaker 4: Oh what about Well, it sounds like this guy put

726
00:34:40,960 --> 00:34:43,040
Speaker 4: a lot of thought into the day, you know, like

727
00:34:43,120 --> 00:34:45,640
Speaker 4: he knew you're a busy single mom, that you needed

728
00:34:45,680 --> 00:34:46,560
Speaker 4: to be treated and.

729
00:34:46,520 --> 00:34:48,239
Speaker 7: You just need to have fun, even if even if

730
00:34:48,239 --> 00:34:49,360
Speaker 7: you don't like him, at least he.

731
00:34:51,360 --> 00:34:54,799
Speaker 9: Yeah, totally, And like I really liked Reddy because he

732
00:34:54,920 --> 00:34:57,759
Speaker 9: was a really good listener. You know, like a lot

733
00:34:57,800 --> 00:35:01,000
Speaker 9: of guys these days the only talk about themselves, like

734
00:35:01,160 --> 00:35:07,320
Speaker 9: they don't ask any questions. So like talking with Reggie

735
00:35:07,520 --> 00:35:09,719
Speaker 9: was great, and like I learned about him and his

736
00:35:09,719 --> 00:35:12,680
Speaker 9: family and it was just really nice to sit down

737
00:35:12,760 --> 00:35:13,920
Speaker 9: and connect with someone.

738
00:35:14,160 --> 00:35:17,040
Speaker 2: Is he a single dad too, No, he's not a

739
00:35:17,080 --> 00:35:17,680
Speaker 2: single dad.

740
00:35:17,960 --> 00:35:19,000
Speaker 6: Oh he's a married dad.

741
00:35:19,960 --> 00:35:24,600
Speaker 15: No no, no, no, no.

742
00:35:24,600 --> 00:35:27,840
Speaker 9: He's he's not married, of course, and he doesn't have

743
00:35:27,840 --> 00:35:30,640
Speaker 9: any kids. But he does know that I have a daughter. Obviously,

744
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:32,160
Speaker 9: I'm very upfront with that.

745
00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:35,880
Speaker 3: Okay, well that that all sounds great, at least on

746
00:35:35,920 --> 00:35:37,040
Speaker 3: the surface. How did it end?

747
00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:40,040
Speaker 9: I think it ended great. Like he drove me back

748
00:35:40,080 --> 00:35:43,280
Speaker 9: to my place, and I didn't invite him up, of course,

749
00:35:43,400 --> 00:35:46,000
Speaker 9: but I did give him a kiss tonight and then

750
00:35:46,239 --> 00:35:49,240
Speaker 9: I went inside and I haven't heard from him since.

751
00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:53,239
Speaker 2: So can you think of any reason why that would be.

752
00:35:53,760 --> 00:35:56,080
Speaker 9: I've been going over in my head, and like the

753
00:35:56,360 --> 00:35:59,439
Speaker 9: only thing that I can think of is, like he's

754
00:35:59,440 --> 00:36:02,480
Speaker 9: a decent guy. He's personable, Like I had a lot

755
00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:05,120
Speaker 9: of fun with him, and like he probably has a

756
00:36:05,160 --> 00:36:08,160
Speaker 9: lot of options, you know, like when you're on dating

757
00:36:08,200 --> 00:36:10,480
Speaker 9: app you're looking at so many people, and you have

758
00:36:10,520 --> 00:36:12,239
Speaker 9: a bunch of options in front of you, but.

759
00:36:12,280 --> 00:36:13,480
Speaker 2: You're the best options.

760
00:36:13,840 --> 00:36:17,560
Speaker 7: One's wrong with him to everybody does.

761
00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:19,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, I knew, I do know how that feels to

762
00:36:19,760 --> 00:36:23,120
Speaker 3: get that. So h what it was to get the

763
00:36:23,280 --> 00:36:26,520
Speaker 3: you know, great guy? You know, why are you lots

764
00:36:26,520 --> 00:36:30,839
Speaker 3: of options available to you? Yeah, he's perfect, you know

765
00:36:31,800 --> 00:36:35,719
Speaker 3: you're the Yeah, like being like the guy in that

766
00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:38,959
Speaker 3: position with all these great options, doing all these great things,

767
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:40,319
Speaker 3: oppressing all of these women.

768
00:36:40,360 --> 00:36:43,760
Speaker 1: I thought you were getting turned out the other guy.

769
00:36:44,600 --> 00:36:50,080
Speaker 4: It's just more believable the way it's just are like, it's.

770
00:36:49,920 --> 00:36:54,040
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, okay, Well now I don't even want to help,

771
00:36:54,160 --> 00:36:56,440
Speaker 3: so just drop it and forget it, all right? If

772
00:36:56,480 --> 00:36:58,319
Speaker 3: you say the nice thing to end this call, then

773
00:36:58,360 --> 00:36:58,800
Speaker 3: go ahead.

774
00:36:59,320 --> 00:37:01,160
Speaker 2: I actually really excited to call this guy. I think

775
00:37:01,160 --> 00:37:01,799
Speaker 2: we can fix this.

776
00:37:01,880 --> 00:37:03,920
Speaker 3: Well, she's a jerk who's not calling you back, so

777
00:37:04,560 --> 00:37:06,320
Speaker 3: I don't think he's quite that decent.

778
00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:07,359
Speaker 5: We're gonna find out.

779
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:09,960
Speaker 3: I would have called you back as like a good gentleman.

780
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:12,680
Speaker 3: But we'll see what his excuse is. That's okay, don't

781
00:37:12,719 --> 00:37:15,359
Speaker 3: make excuses for him. We'll see what he has to say.

782
00:37:15,560 --> 00:37:17,440
Speaker 3: When we come back and do your second date update

783
00:37:17,520 --> 00:37:24,160
Speaker 3: right after this hold on second update on this show,

784
00:37:24,360 --> 00:37:29,160
Speaker 3: We Love Single Moms. Our number one single mom is

785
00:37:29,200 --> 00:37:33,960
Speaker 3: Alexis's mother, Barbed. She is our personal fave. But number two,

786
00:37:34,160 --> 00:37:37,160
Speaker 3: at least for today, is our listener Eve, who's been

787
00:37:37,280 --> 00:37:39,799
Speaker 3: struggling to meet a good guy that's even open to

788
00:37:39,880 --> 00:37:40,640
Speaker 3: the idea of me.

789
00:37:40,880 --> 00:37:42,360
Speaker 2: She should hang out with Barba Barbara.

790
00:37:45,080 --> 00:37:48,239
Speaker 3: Steve's met a guy named Reggie online recently. They went

791
00:37:48,320 --> 00:37:51,520
Speaker 3: salsa dancing and they talked and connected, but after the date,

792
00:37:51,840 --> 00:37:55,640
Speaker 3: Reggie's gone kind of a wall, which is not cool. Alexis.

793
00:37:55,640 --> 00:37:57,960
Speaker 3: What would Barb do if this happened to her.

794
00:37:59,040 --> 00:38:04,799
Speaker 1: W WBT, She'd probably out on another night out with

795
00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:06,239
Speaker 1: her friends again, you know, just moving on.

796
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:09,440
Speaker 3: I hope that she would feel comfortable calling us for

797
00:38:09,560 --> 00:38:11,160
Speaker 3: help like Eve did.

798
00:38:12,440 --> 00:38:14,800
Speaker 2: Bar You want to do an update with Alexis.

799
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:17,239
Speaker 3: If she ever needs it, but today we're stepping in

800
00:38:17,239 --> 00:38:20,000
Speaker 3: to help our listener Eve, and if nothing else, maybe

801
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:24,440
Speaker 3: get some answers from this Reggie guy. Oh, because I

802
00:38:24,480 --> 00:38:27,120
Speaker 3: am single moms deserve better, and Alexis, I hope your

803
00:38:27,160 --> 00:38:28,759
Speaker 3: mother knows that I feel that way.

804
00:38:28,800 --> 00:38:31,200
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm done, mutching my mom on over the day.

805
00:38:31,320 --> 00:38:33,200
Speaker 3: I'm just saying, we're always there for Barb.

806
00:38:33,360 --> 00:38:35,680
Speaker 6: Yeah, Barber, if you're listening, we're here for you.

807
00:38:35,760 --> 00:38:41,200
Speaker 2: But by Instagram, I would love a new segment Barb's problem.

808
00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:44,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, but sorry, this brings us back to Eve. Eve,

809
00:38:44,040 --> 00:38:46,879
Speaker 3: We're here for you today. Okay, one hundred percent.

810
00:38:47,360 --> 00:38:47,680
Speaker 11: Thank you.

811
00:38:47,920 --> 00:38:49,439
Speaker 2: I think this is going to turn out great.

812
00:38:49,480 --> 00:38:51,680
Speaker 4: I think that there's either some sort of scheduling thing

813
00:38:51,840 --> 00:38:55,280
Speaker 4: and maybe he's intimidated that you're like a strong independent woman,

814
00:38:55,360 --> 00:38:56,560
Speaker 4: you know, something they could be fixed.

815
00:38:56,760 --> 00:38:58,799
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm sure it's gonna be something super fun.

816
00:38:58,560 --> 00:39:01,560
Speaker 3: Like that.

817
00:39:01,640 --> 00:39:02,120
Speaker 2: Positive.

818
00:39:02,239 --> 00:39:04,960
Speaker 6: Yeah, he's he's intimidated by what a great woman you are.

819
00:39:05,640 --> 00:39:07,920
Speaker 10: It happen, Yeah, I'm with Brook. Maybe we call him

820
00:39:07,960 --> 00:39:09,399
Speaker 10: and he's like, there's no other day can get.

821
00:39:09,320 --> 00:39:09,719
Speaker 5: Better than that.

822
00:39:09,920 --> 00:39:11,880
Speaker 6: I sure hope. So let's call him right now and

823
00:39:11,880 --> 00:39:12,879
Speaker 6: see what he has to say.

824
00:39:12,920 --> 00:39:24,480
Speaker 3: If he picks up, here we go Hello, Hey, is

825
00:39:24,520 --> 00:39:26,200
Speaker 3: this Reggie.

826
00:39:27,239 --> 00:39:30,440
Speaker 2: Hello Reggie quiet talker, Hi, Reggie.

827
00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:33,319
Speaker 7: Hello, Sorry, there's more than one of us.

828
00:39:33,680 --> 00:39:36,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're on a radio show right now called Brook

829
00:39:36,280 --> 00:39:38,879
Speaker 3: and Jeffrey in the Morning, and we are not too

830
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:41,440
Speaker 3: happy with you right now. Reggie.

831
00:39:41,840 --> 00:39:44,640
Speaker 4: Reggie, you sound like a pretty stand up guy. Jeffrey,

832
00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:46,080
Speaker 4: you don't need to come in so hard.

833
00:39:46,080 --> 00:39:48,680
Speaker 3: He said hello, and you got stand up guy from Hello.

834
00:39:49,040 --> 00:39:49,160
Speaker 13: Oh.

835
00:39:49,280 --> 00:39:51,480
Speaker 2: He took a woman out on a beautiful date. Put

836
00:39:51,560 --> 00:39:52,560
Speaker 2: some energy into it.

837
00:39:53,719 --> 00:39:56,239
Speaker 3: The reason why some of us are not happy with

838
00:39:56,320 --> 00:39:58,239
Speaker 3: you is because you went out with one of our

839
00:39:58,280 --> 00:40:02,480
Speaker 3: listeners named Eve wonderful single mother, and afterwards you have

840
00:40:02,520 --> 00:40:06,040
Speaker 3: the audacity to not call her. I don't know why

841
00:40:06,040 --> 00:40:08,279
Speaker 3: my co hosts are laughing at that idea. It's kind

842
00:40:08,280 --> 00:40:09,240
Speaker 3: of rude if you ask.

843
00:40:09,120 --> 00:40:12,280
Speaker 2: Me, Wait, why are so mad.

844
00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:13,640
Speaker 18: He've called you?

845
00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:18,600
Speaker 3: Yes, emailed for help because this might be shocking to you.

846
00:40:18,640 --> 00:40:20,279
Speaker 3: But she had a nice time the other night.

847
00:40:21,680 --> 00:40:25,080
Speaker 18: I mean, I mean, something's weird with her. I think

848
00:40:25,120 --> 00:40:27,240
Speaker 18: she's like a scammer or a liar.

849
00:40:29,920 --> 00:40:32,920
Speaker 3: Okay, I'll tell you you. Normally, if someone sole something,

850
00:40:33,239 --> 00:40:36,000
Speaker 3: they wouldn't call a radio show to reach out to

851
00:40:36,080 --> 00:40:36,600
Speaker 3: that person.

852
00:40:36,680 --> 00:40:39,280
Speaker 18: For you, yeah, I'm kind of surprised.

853
00:40:39,320 --> 00:40:41,960
Speaker 2: Okay, it sounds like you planned a great night with her.

854
00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:44,239
Speaker 18: She told me it's hard for her because she's a

855
00:40:44,280 --> 00:40:44,879
Speaker 18: single mom.

856
00:40:45,080 --> 00:40:45,839
Speaker 3: Yeah right.

857
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:50,680
Speaker 18: Babysitters are expensive, totally. She can't afford it, so trying

858
00:40:50,719 --> 00:40:52,799
Speaker 18: to be a gentleman here. I offer, you know what

859
00:40:52,880 --> 00:40:54,760
Speaker 18: if I pay for the shitter and then you can come.

860
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:56,359
Speaker 3: Oh good move.

861
00:40:56,640 --> 00:40:58,520
Speaker 7: I brought that up. I didn't want to put that

862
00:40:58,560 --> 00:40:59,839
Speaker 7: in the air, but that's a really tell.

863
00:41:00,560 --> 00:41:02,080
Speaker 4: I think my husband would be okay if I was

864
00:41:02,080 --> 00:41:04,000
Speaker 4: in a dating app, if we could get somebody.

865
00:41:07,200 --> 00:41:08,720
Speaker 7: You're even more of a gentleman brother.

866
00:41:08,840 --> 00:41:11,640
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm kind of apologizing now for coming on so

867
00:41:11,960 --> 00:41:13,160
Speaker 3: hard to chew at the beginning.

868
00:41:13,239 --> 00:41:14,040
Speaker 2: Now you're feeling bad.

869
00:41:14,880 --> 00:41:16,319
Speaker 6: That's a good move.

870
00:41:16,400 --> 00:41:17,959
Speaker 3: I would admit it for kids.

871
00:41:18,920 --> 00:41:21,920
Speaker 18: Yeah. So the night of the date, I show up,

872
00:41:22,160 --> 00:41:25,040
Speaker 18: she comes down. I them own her a hundred bucks.

873
00:41:25,680 --> 00:41:29,120
Speaker 18: Everything's okay. You know. Afterwards, I drop her back off

874
00:41:29,120 --> 00:41:32,439
Speaker 18: at her apartment. She goes inside. Yeah, i'm driving down.

875
00:41:32,520 --> 00:41:34,799
Speaker 18: I realized she left her doggy bag or left over

876
00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:35,560
Speaker 18: food in my car.

877
00:41:36,840 --> 00:41:38,520
Speaker 3: Okay, come back.

878
00:41:38,640 --> 00:41:41,480
Speaker 18: Go to the door the apartment. Knock on the door.

879
00:41:41,560 --> 00:41:44,839
Speaker 18: There was another resident there, so I told the person there, Hey,

880
00:41:45,360 --> 00:41:47,759
Speaker 18: So I went out with a woman, a mom who

881
00:41:47,800 --> 00:41:50,960
Speaker 18: lives here in the building. Her name is Eve. I

882
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:54,160
Speaker 18: don't know which apartment she lives in, but this is hers.

883
00:41:54,239 --> 00:41:55,120
Speaker 18: Can you give it to her?

884
00:41:55,360 --> 00:41:57,880
Speaker 2: Okay? What they say.

885
00:41:58,200 --> 00:42:00,959
Speaker 18: She says, I know Eve, but she's not a mom.

886
00:42:01,960 --> 00:42:04,920
Speaker 18: What And I'm like, well, what do you mean she

887
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:07,600
Speaker 18: told me she had a three year old daughter. I

888
00:42:07,640 --> 00:42:10,160
Speaker 18: thought she had a babysitter. I paid for the babysitter.

889
00:42:10,280 --> 00:42:12,720
Speaker 18: She's like, no, she has a roommate, no kids.

890
00:42:12,760 --> 00:42:16,279
Speaker 3: What Wait, wait a second.

891
00:42:17,920 --> 00:42:20,520
Speaker 4: I mean as an apartment complex, there could be two Eves.

892
00:42:20,520 --> 00:42:22,759
Speaker 4: It's not like it's a super common name.

893
00:42:22,880 --> 00:42:24,520
Speaker 18: I mean it had to be the same Eve because

894
00:42:24,560 --> 00:42:26,319
Speaker 18: she said that she just saw her come back.

895
00:42:28,160 --> 00:42:30,800
Speaker 1: My neighbors don't know. I have pets, like you know, yeah.

896
00:42:30,680 --> 00:42:33,160
Speaker 2: And I don't lie about a kid.

897
00:42:35,120 --> 00:42:36,919
Speaker 3: Clearly, we need to get to the bottom of what's

898
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:40,600
Speaker 3: going out. Some sort of confusion is going on, and

899
00:42:40,680 --> 00:42:43,440
Speaker 3: I need to tell you, Reggie, Eve is actually on

900
00:42:43,480 --> 00:42:45,880
Speaker 3: the phone already listening to this conversation.

901
00:42:46,960 --> 00:42:48,160
Speaker 18: What are you talking about?

902
00:42:48,640 --> 00:42:52,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's how this works.

903
00:42:52,239 --> 00:42:55,320
Speaker 2: Come in so pleasant. That was a pretty big accusation.

904
00:42:56,040 --> 00:42:57,000
Speaker 7: What's going on?

905
00:42:58,719 --> 00:43:00,880
Speaker 9: I am so sorry.

906
00:43:02,320 --> 00:43:02,880
Speaker 3: A second?

907
00:43:04,160 --> 00:43:05,440
Speaker 2: Are you not a single mom?

908
00:43:06,440 --> 00:43:08,719
Speaker 9: I mean that's why I didn't bring my daughter's name.

909
00:43:08,719 --> 00:43:11,520
Speaker 9: I don't have a daughter.

910
00:43:14,280 --> 00:43:15,439
Speaker 2: Empathy for you.

911
00:43:15,719 --> 00:43:18,279
Speaker 4: Like we had a whole discussion about how hard it

912
00:43:18,360 --> 00:43:19,160
Speaker 4: was for single mom.

913
00:43:19,440 --> 00:43:20,279
Speaker 7: Jeff almost.

914
00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:23,880
Speaker 3: I came out him so hard at the beginning of this.

915
00:43:24,080 --> 00:43:26,920
Speaker 2: Why would you lie about that? Who wants to be

916
00:43:26,960 --> 00:43:28,439
Speaker 2: a single mom on a dating app?

917
00:43:28,719 --> 00:43:28,959
Speaker 4: Yeah?

918
00:43:29,280 --> 00:43:30,680
Speaker 7: That doesn't help you, does it?

919
00:43:30,840 --> 00:43:32,280
Speaker 6: Eve? Explain?

920
00:43:33,640 --> 00:43:36,200
Speaker 9: I guess to the money, like I have a roommate.

921
00:43:36,239 --> 00:43:38,680
Speaker 9: We will just like we will just say it sometimes

922
00:43:38,680 --> 00:43:40,960
Speaker 9: on dates, you know, like it's a game we play.

923
00:43:41,239 --> 00:43:45,799
Speaker 4: Just slips a pretend one hundred dollars, sorry, charge more, get.

924
00:43:45,560 --> 00:43:46,160
Speaker 2: Out of here.

925
00:43:46,440 --> 00:43:48,120
Speaker 10: But that's why I think actually a harder bucks is

926
00:43:48,120 --> 00:43:49,640
Speaker 10: perfect because I would totally fall for this.

927
00:43:49,760 --> 00:43:51,239
Speaker 7: You're not going to ask for pictures of the cab?

928
00:43:51,320 --> 00:43:51,560
Speaker 5: Okay?

929
00:43:51,600 --> 00:43:54,160
Speaker 3: Can we stop trying to make her scam better? To

930
00:43:54,239 --> 00:44:00,239
Speaker 3: give her even more money? I mean, maybe, don't be.

931
00:44:00,360 --> 00:44:01,200
Speaker 5: That for a second.

932
00:44:01,440 --> 00:44:04,839
Speaker 2: Terrible. Why would you call us if the whole thing

933
00:44:04,960 --> 00:44:05,479
Speaker 2: was a lie?

934
00:44:05,600 --> 00:44:06,839
Speaker 7: Because she actually liked him?

935
00:44:06,840 --> 00:44:07,160
Speaker 3: Watch?

936
00:44:08,239 --> 00:44:09,399
Speaker 9: Well, yeah I did like him.

937
00:44:09,680 --> 00:44:13,120
Speaker 3: Oh what's your plan to like go out with Reggie

938
00:44:13,520 --> 00:44:16,560
Speaker 3: like five ten more times until you eventually reveal Oh,

939
00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:18,600
Speaker 3: by the way, I'm not.

940
00:44:18,560 --> 00:44:20,320
Speaker 6: Actually a mother of any children.

941
00:44:20,600 --> 00:44:22,600
Speaker 3: And by the way, thank you for the thousand dollars

942
00:44:22,640 --> 00:44:25,080
Speaker 3: in babysitting that's paid for all of our dates.

943
00:44:25,520 --> 00:44:27,680
Speaker 2: Babysitting. Stop messed up.

944
00:44:28,200 --> 00:44:29,520
Speaker 18: Yeah, that's so messed up.

945
00:44:29,920 --> 00:44:33,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, that like you're ruining it for actual single moms

946
00:44:33,640 --> 00:44:36,479
Speaker 4: who want to date these good guys. Like now they're

947
00:44:36,480 --> 00:44:39,080
Speaker 4: going to be like all skeptical and jaded, And.

948
00:44:39,080 --> 00:44:41,640
Speaker 3: I'm skeptical if Alexis's mom is really a mom at this,

949
00:44:42,080 --> 00:44:42,840
Speaker 3: how do you even know?

950
00:44:43,080 --> 00:44:45,719
Speaker 8: We don't. I'm sure I don't know.

951
00:44:46,640 --> 00:44:49,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, she would ask you for babysity money for her

952
00:44:49,680 --> 00:44:54,160
Speaker 4: someone to watch Alexis scared.

953
00:44:55,160 --> 00:44:57,200
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that sucks.

954
00:44:57,640 --> 00:44:59,319
Speaker 9: I mean, there are some girls who just take the

955
00:44:59,360 --> 00:45:01,560
Speaker 9: money before a date and don't actually go out with

956
00:45:01,560 --> 00:45:02,840
Speaker 9: the guys, but like I do.

957
00:45:03,080 --> 00:45:05,760
Speaker 3: Okay, well, yeah, you're right, you're totally a good person.

958
00:45:05,840 --> 00:45:07,840
Speaker 3: Then at least wait until after.

959
00:45:07,640 --> 00:45:09,080
Speaker 2: The date longer.

960
00:45:09,239 --> 00:45:11,440
Speaker 4: A real mom would say, if other girls jumped off

961
00:45:11,440 --> 00:45:13,120
Speaker 4: a bridge, would you jump off one too?

962
00:45:13,800 --> 00:45:14,360
Speaker 3: It's fair?

963
00:45:15,480 --> 00:45:15,759
Speaker 8: I mean.

964
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:18,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, the whole point of this call was to reach

965
00:45:18,160 --> 00:45:19,719
Speaker 3: out to Reggie to see if you wanted to go

966
00:45:19,760 --> 00:45:22,239
Speaker 3: out with you one more time. But first I think

967
00:45:22,400 --> 00:45:26,200
Speaker 3: Reggie probably needs an apology from you, Eve, and probably

968
00:45:26,280 --> 00:45:29,319
Speaker 3: his his money back. Yeah, do you want to say

969
00:45:29,320 --> 00:45:31,680
Speaker 3: anything to Reggie?

970
00:45:32,719 --> 00:45:36,640
Speaker 9: I do, Reggie, I'm really sorry, I don't have the

971
00:45:36,680 --> 00:45:42,480
Speaker 9: money right now, but I will repay you eventually after

972
00:45:42,520 --> 00:45:42,920
Speaker 9: she goes on.

973
00:45:42,920 --> 00:45:45,080
Speaker 6: A date with another guy who pays one hundred dollars

974
00:45:45,880 --> 00:45:46,200
Speaker 6: gift card.

975
00:45:46,480 --> 00:45:48,200
Speaker 9: You guys wouldn't be so harsh on me, Like I

976
00:45:48,600 --> 00:45:49,760
Speaker 9: really am trying here.

977
00:45:51,800 --> 00:45:53,560
Speaker 2: Like why did you scan thus too?

978
00:45:53,719 --> 00:45:53,959
Speaker 13: Man?

979
00:45:54,480 --> 00:45:55,759
Speaker 9: I mean I didn't know it was going to be

980
00:45:55,800 --> 00:45:57,480
Speaker 9: busted on the radio.

981
00:45:58,840 --> 00:46:02,080
Speaker 4: So you're only sat and and upset when you get caught.

982
00:46:02,120 --> 00:46:04,719
Speaker 7: It's like chea, It's like what I was gonna tell you.

983
00:46:04,800 --> 00:46:09,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, Reggie, I mean she's apologized and offered to at

984
00:46:09,800 --> 00:46:11,759
Speaker 3: least pay the money back when she gets it. Do

985
00:46:11,760 --> 00:46:13,120
Speaker 3: you have anything you want to say to her?

986
00:46:13,440 --> 00:46:16,239
Speaker 18: Yeah, I'm putting her on blast. I'm putting this all

987
00:46:16,280 --> 00:46:21,120
Speaker 18: over my Instagram. I got a streets of your phone off.

988
00:46:21,480 --> 00:46:23,720
Speaker 18: I want other people to know not to get scammed

989
00:46:23,760 --> 00:46:24,080
Speaker 18: by you.

990
00:46:24,440 --> 00:46:26,080
Speaker 2: I don't know if that feels icky too.

991
00:46:26,280 --> 00:46:29,200
Speaker 3: So are you saying, Reggie that you are open to

992
00:46:29,280 --> 00:46:34,480
Speaker 3: dating Bird or are you done? Because remember we will

993
00:46:34,520 --> 00:46:37,439
Speaker 3: pay for that next date and the babysitter fee too.

994
00:46:37,840 --> 00:46:40,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, if it costs zero dollars, if you don't actually

995
00:46:40,719 --> 00:46:40,920
Speaker 2: have a.

996
00:46:40,960 --> 00:46:45,720
Speaker 3: Kid, Yeah, that's exactly what we'll do so. We always

997
00:46:45,719 --> 00:46:46,879
Speaker 3: offer to send you guys out.

998
00:46:47,200 --> 00:46:48,440
Speaker 2: I'll watch your pretend baby.

999
00:46:48,760 --> 00:46:54,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, Reggie, no, thanks darn god.

1000
00:46:54,200 --> 00:46:55,760
Speaker 4: You could have made a lot of money as a couple.

1001
00:46:55,840 --> 00:46:57,960
Speaker 4: You know, you never knew how the scam would work.

1002
00:46:57,840 --> 00:46:58,600
Speaker 8: Out with Mary.

1003
00:46:58,640 --> 00:47:01,720
Speaker 3: Yeah married, Yank have had like three more pretend kids,

1004
00:47:01,719 --> 00:47:06,000
Speaker 3: got four? Eve. I mean, has this taught you a lesson?

1005
00:47:06,040 --> 00:47:07,720
Speaker 3: You're going to change your ways going forward?

1006
00:47:08,880 --> 00:47:09,200
Speaker 13: Maybe?

1007
00:47:09,280 --> 00:47:10,840
Speaker 9: I don't know. I can talk to my roommates.

1008
00:47:10,880 --> 00:47:11,520
Speaker 11: I don't know.

1009
00:47:13,040 --> 00:47:14,680
Speaker 7: The scam isn't as tight as we thought.

1010
00:47:15,920 --> 00:47:17,200
Speaker 6: It's brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1011
00:47:17,719 --> 00:47:20,040
Speaker 13: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1012
00:47:20,400 --> 00:47:22,719
Speaker 3: This is a good lesson for any guy out there

1013
00:47:22,719 --> 00:47:25,839
Speaker 3: who's going out with a single mom. You need to say,

1014
00:47:25,960 --> 00:47:31,680
Speaker 3: show me the baby. Oh really, you're a mom just

1015
00:47:31,680 --> 00:47:34,279
Speaker 3: supposed to believe you tell you there's not a mom

1016
00:47:34,280 --> 00:47:36,160
Speaker 3: out there that wouldn't immediately show a picture.

1017
00:47:35,960 --> 00:47:39,400
Speaker 7: Of this that's normally naturally honestly.

1018
00:47:39,160 --> 00:47:41,600
Speaker 4: Or just even see their lock screen. Their lock screen

1019
00:47:41,719 --> 00:47:43,560
Speaker 4: is going to be a picture of their children.

1020
00:47:44,920 --> 00:47:47,600
Speaker 3: I mean, I've heard of catfishing on the dating apps before,

1021
00:47:47,640 --> 00:47:50,000
Speaker 3: but baby fishing is definitely a new one.

1022
00:47:50,520 --> 00:47:54,120
Speaker 4: Man still can't believe she was so confident that her

1023
00:47:54,320 --> 00:47:55,839
Speaker 4: like scam work that.

1024
00:47:55,880 --> 00:47:56,920
Speaker 2: She called us.

1025
00:47:57,480 --> 00:47:59,759
Speaker 3: I mean, how many dating scams do we not even

1026
00:47:59,840 --> 00:48:02,680
Speaker 3: know about? That happened on this show right under our nose.

1027
00:48:02,719 --> 00:48:05,480
Speaker 3: People lying about something that we never uncover.

1028
00:48:05,760 --> 00:48:06,040
Speaker 5: I don't.

1029
00:48:06,200 --> 00:48:09,160
Speaker 3: Thankfully, this guy randomly figured it out by trying to

1030
00:48:09,160 --> 00:48:11,799
Speaker 3: bring his dat or leftovers and was outed for that,

1031
00:48:11,880 --> 00:48:13,080
Speaker 3: and that was just the universe.

1032
00:48:14,360 --> 00:48:17,600
Speaker 4: May maybe that's why all those other radio shows asked

1033
00:48:17,600 --> 00:48:19,760
Speaker 4: the little kids to come on and talk for their mommy.

1034
00:48:20,120 --> 00:48:23,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, your care to the background, because you got to

1035
00:48:23,760 --> 00:48:24,799
Speaker 2: prove it. You got to prove it.

1036
00:48:25,560 --> 00:48:27,759
Speaker 3: But you don't have to prove anything to us. We'll

1037
00:48:27,760 --> 00:48:29,719
Speaker 3: take you at your word for the most parts. We

1038
00:48:29,800 --> 00:48:32,640
Speaker 3: really are just email the show. We'll call anybody who

1039
00:48:32,680 --> 00:48:34,319
Speaker 3: is in calling you back and go check out all

1040
00:48:34,360 --> 00:48:36,960
Speaker 3: of our podcasts wherever you get yours at Broken.

1041
00:48:36,680 --> 00:48:41,040
Speaker 13: Jeffrey Brooking, Jeffrey in the Morning.

1042
00:48:41,239 --> 00:48:47,800
Speaker 3: Black Holes, Portals to Alternate Dimensions, Aliens trying to join

1043
00:48:47,920 --> 00:48:51,239
Speaker 3: the billion mile High Club with Jeff Bezos and his

1044
00:48:51,360 --> 00:48:52,080
Speaker 3: phallic rock.

1045
00:48:54,560 --> 00:48:57,760
Speaker 2: That is what this actually.

1046
00:48:58,120 --> 00:48:59,920
Speaker 3: We have a lot of questions and we may not

1047
00:49:00,120 --> 00:49:02,359
Speaker 3: get all the answers, but will at least get one

1048
00:49:02,440 --> 00:49:06,000
Speaker 3: step closer because over the weekend, believers from all over

1049
00:49:06,040 --> 00:49:10,680
Speaker 3: the galaxy gathered at one annual cosmic event, and Jose

1050
00:49:10,760 --> 00:49:13,760
Speaker 3: and Alexis were right there with their microphones in hand

1051
00:49:14,400 --> 00:49:16,480
Speaker 3: to probe them with a simple question.

1052
00:49:16,719 --> 00:49:20,040
Speaker 2: I'm trying to the level in their face or.

1053
00:49:21,600 --> 00:49:25,160
Speaker 3: Their faces, asking what you doing at the UFO Festival.

1054
00:49:25,440 --> 00:49:28,040
Speaker 3: We're gonna play you the audio coming up right after this.

1055
00:49:28,160 --> 00:49:31,960
Speaker 3: It's brooken Jeffrey in the morning, flying saucers in the

1056
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:33,840
Speaker 3: shape of giant maple bars.

1057
00:49:34,200 --> 00:49:36,600
Speaker 8: Oh my god, yes, let us be attacked.

1058
00:49:37,040 --> 00:49:42,000
Speaker 3: Little green men trying to slide into your dns, and

1059
00:49:42,160 --> 00:49:44,600
Speaker 3: one naked guy holding a sign above his head with

1060
00:49:44,640 --> 00:49:49,000
Speaker 3: an arrowed pointing down that says, beam this up, scatty.

1061
00:49:52,400 --> 00:49:54,720
Speaker 5: It's working.

1062
00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:58,720
Speaker 3: When you think of all those things together in one

1063
00:49:58,760 --> 00:50:01,600
Speaker 3: place and you add in clueless blonde with her stone

1064
00:50:01,640 --> 00:50:03,040
Speaker 3: or boyfriend, you get.

1065
00:50:04,480 --> 00:50:04,759
Speaker 4: One of.

1066
00:50:09,120 --> 00:50:13,279
Speaker 3: It's the national UFO Festival. And the two of them

1067
00:50:13,320 --> 00:50:16,560
Speaker 3: were both there asking all the believers a simple question.

1068
00:50:17,080 --> 00:50:19,120
Speaker 5: What you're doing at the UFO Festival.

1069
00:50:19,960 --> 00:50:23,080
Speaker 22: Well, I'll actually try to go to the library. We're closed,

1070
00:50:23,360 --> 00:50:25,480
Speaker 22: and I heard a whole bunch of people here, so

1071
00:50:25,560 --> 00:50:26,960
Speaker 22: I just started hanging out with them.

1072
00:50:27,640 --> 00:50:29,640
Speaker 5: So you just kind of wandered over here.

1073
00:50:30,200 --> 00:50:30,399
Speaker 22: Yeah.

1074
00:50:30,840 --> 00:50:33,480
Speaker 5: So do you believe in aliens? Not really?

1075
00:50:33,960 --> 00:50:34,240
Speaker 4: What?

1076
00:50:34,480 --> 00:50:36,680
Speaker 5: But all these people around you do. Why don't you

1077
00:50:36,680 --> 00:50:37,880
Speaker 5: believe in aliens?

1078
00:50:38,440 --> 00:50:38,759
Speaker 3: Have you?

1079
00:50:39,040 --> 00:50:40,640
Speaker 22: Have you seen any alien movies?

1080
00:50:41,120 --> 00:50:43,640
Speaker 5: I have seen alien movies. I've seen like Independence Day

1081
00:50:43,719 --> 00:50:44,760
Speaker 5: and like Men in Black.

1082
00:50:45,360 --> 00:50:48,200
Speaker 22: Yeah, we're they about everything that these kids are saying.

1083
00:50:48,960 --> 00:50:51,520
Speaker 5: Oh I never thought of it that way. So have

1084
00:50:51,680 --> 00:50:54,120
Speaker 5: you ever seen an alien or encountered one?

1085
00:50:55,080 --> 00:50:57,879
Speaker 22: Hell no, I don't be looking at this guy. I've

1086
00:50:57,880 --> 00:50:59,440
Speaker 22: been looking at am.

1087
00:50:59,480 --> 00:51:02,799
Speaker 10: I do you so like if someone proved you wrong

1088
00:51:02,880 --> 00:51:04,600
Speaker 10: and you ran into an alien, what would you say

1089
00:51:04,600 --> 00:51:05,240
Speaker 10: to that alien?

1090
00:51:05,760 --> 00:51:07,880
Speaker 22: I have better graze in all my slings.

1091
00:51:08,520 --> 00:51:13,239
Speaker 3: Oh okay, that's actually a bad answer though, because if

1092
00:51:13,280 --> 00:51:15,680
Speaker 3: the aliens think you're smart, then they're gonna want to

1093
00:51:15,680 --> 00:51:18,440
Speaker 3: take your brain. If an alien comes up to you,

1094
00:51:18,440 --> 00:51:20,640
Speaker 3: you want to act as stupid as possible so they

1095
00:51:20,719 --> 00:51:21,400
Speaker 3: leave you alone.

1096
00:51:21,680 --> 00:51:24,080
Speaker 2: I think if that kid keeps talking, he'll be fine.

1097
00:51:26,200 --> 00:51:29,879
Speaker 3: Jo away whatever he said.

1098
00:51:29,960 --> 00:51:31,560
Speaker 7: Theory, it was a hot hot take.

1099
00:51:32,480 --> 00:51:33,440
Speaker 2: It was adorable.

1100
00:51:34,719 --> 00:51:36,320
Speaker 1: What did you do at the UFO Festival?

1101
00:51:37,239 --> 00:51:39,200
Speaker 11: I'm celebrating aliens?

1102
00:51:39,400 --> 00:51:41,840
Speaker 1: Okay, and I have to ask right away, can you

1103
00:51:41,880 --> 00:51:42,960
Speaker 1: describe your outfit for me.

1104
00:51:43,719 --> 00:51:48,560
Speaker 11: I've got aliens on my breast and I've got a

1105
00:51:48,680 --> 00:51:52,240
Speaker 11: metallic skirt and it's really cute.

1106
00:51:53,040 --> 00:51:54,560
Speaker 1: Do you buy it just for this or do you

1107
00:51:54,600 --> 00:51:55,600
Speaker 1: wear this other times?

1108
00:51:55,800 --> 00:51:58,600
Speaker 11: I have been planning this for a few years.

1109
00:51:58,880 --> 00:52:01,360
Speaker 1: Well, so your alien boob shirt has been waiting for

1110
00:52:01,440 --> 00:52:01,879
Speaker 1: this day.

1111
00:52:02,120 --> 00:52:04,040
Speaker 11: Yes, I've been waiting.

1112
00:52:04,400 --> 00:52:06,120
Speaker 1: Have you ever spotted an alien before?

1113
00:52:06,680 --> 00:52:10,040
Speaker 11: I've seen UFOs in the sky. I think everybody's seen them, but.

1114
00:52:10,600 --> 00:52:12,680
Speaker 1: Every I don't think everybody's seen them.

1115
00:52:12,719 --> 00:52:14,799
Speaker 11: Look, if you look, you've seen them. If you look,

1116
00:52:14,840 --> 00:52:15,399
Speaker 11: you've seen them.

1117
00:52:15,480 --> 00:52:16,359
Speaker 1: Can you describe what.

1118
00:52:16,320 --> 00:52:20,680
Speaker 11: They look like? Our little bobs? And you see them

1119
00:52:20,719 --> 00:52:24,160
Speaker 11: and they fly in a weird fast motion.

1120
00:52:24,640 --> 00:52:25,680
Speaker 1: I think that's a meteor.

1121
00:52:26,120 --> 00:52:28,520
Speaker 11: No, it's not, it's a plane. No, no, no. If

1122
00:52:28,560 --> 00:52:30,239
Speaker 11: you go camp I camp a lot. And so if

1123
00:52:30,280 --> 00:52:31,960
Speaker 11: you go camping and you look in the sky.

1124
00:52:31,960 --> 00:52:34,920
Speaker 1: Okay, so I hate camping. Is there another way I

1125
00:52:34,920 --> 00:52:35,800
Speaker 1: could see UFOs?

1126
00:52:39,600 --> 00:52:42,440
Speaker 2: I just want a cute outfit giving me?

1127
00:52:43,080 --> 00:52:47,440
Speaker 3: Is there aliens out like Coachella forever twenty one?

1128
00:52:47,640 --> 00:52:48,399
Speaker 1: And I see them?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Like that?

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Speaker 6: I'm into it?

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00:52:50,040 --> 00:52:51,200
Speaker 8: And what the space boobs out?

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00:52:51,200 --> 00:52:53,120
Speaker 7: That's exactly she looked like she was going to call.

1134
00:52:53,160 --> 00:52:54,160
Speaker 2: Aliens into boobs.

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00:52:54,200 --> 00:52:58,880
Speaker 4: I never see aliens portrayed with a lot of cleavage Aliens.

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00:52:58,880 --> 00:52:59,480
Speaker 1: I haven't either.

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00:53:00,200 --> 00:53:02,120
Speaker 3: They have a great fitness program. I think they're on

1138
00:53:02,160 --> 00:53:03,200
Speaker 3: the Keto diet up there.

1139
00:53:03,920 --> 00:53:05,080
Speaker 2: That's not how you get booths.

1140
00:53:05,760 --> 00:53:06,759
Speaker 6: Okay, well I don't know.

1141
00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:10,919
Speaker 3: It's what you're doing at the UFO festival where Jose

1142
00:53:11,040 --> 00:53:13,640
Speaker 3: and Alexis went down and asked all the believers a

1143
00:53:13,640 --> 00:53:14,640
Speaker 3: simple question.

1144
00:53:14,680 --> 00:53:16,640
Speaker 5: What you're doing at the UFO festival?

1145
00:53:17,840 --> 00:53:23,799
Speaker 17: Well, just kind of listening to him and playing on

1146
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Speaker 17: my uncle's phone.

1147
00:53:25,320 --> 00:53:27,719
Speaker 10: You're playing on your uncle's phone and you're trying to

1148
00:53:27,960 --> 00:53:30,440
Speaker 10: ignore the guy on the stage who's talking, well kind

1149
00:53:30,480 --> 00:53:31,279
Speaker 10: of is he?

1150
00:53:31,560 --> 00:53:33,080
Speaker 5: Is he boring? Or is this interesting?

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00:53:33,440 --> 00:53:37,200
Speaker 17: It's kind of interesting because he's talking about like lead

1152
00:53:37,400 --> 00:53:40,480
Speaker 17: and paint and lead you cannot eat or.

1153
00:53:40,440 --> 00:53:41,000
Speaker 2: You will die.

1154
00:53:42,840 --> 00:53:43,799
Speaker 5: What do aliens eat?

1155
00:53:44,560 --> 00:53:45,600
Speaker 2: Think about it?

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00:53:45,680 --> 00:53:51,040
Speaker 17: The only thing they would probably eat is us or rock,

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00:53:51,480 --> 00:53:54,320
Speaker 17: because technically the mood is just made out of solid rock.

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00:53:55,040 --> 00:53:57,400
Speaker 10: Oh so wait, so there's only two options if you're

1159
00:53:57,400 --> 00:54:00,480
Speaker 10: an alien. Yeah, do you think alien would eat slag?

1160
00:54:00,560 --> 00:54:01,960
Speaker 10: I've heard that word thrown around a.

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00:54:01,880 --> 00:54:06,960
Speaker 17: Lot, probably, but probably not.

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Speaker 1: I got I got.

1163
00:54:13,640 --> 00:54:16,200
Speaker 3: But did anybody else hear how shocked hose A was

1164
00:54:16,560 --> 00:54:18,719
Speaker 3: when they told him you're not supposed to eat the

1165
00:54:18,800 --> 00:54:19,560
Speaker 3: lead based paint.

1166
00:54:19,680 --> 00:54:23,040
Speaker 10: I was like, wait, why keep going?

1167
00:54:23,280 --> 00:54:27,359
Speaker 4: Why are they giving talks at the area about lead

1168
00:54:27,400 --> 00:54:28,120
Speaker 4: based paint?

1169
00:54:28,239 --> 00:54:33,160
Speaker 1: I don't know why they learned a lot? Okay, interesting

1170
00:54:33,920 --> 00:54:35,520
Speaker 1: what you're doing at the UFO Festival.

1171
00:54:36,360 --> 00:54:39,360
Speaker 23: Well, I'm here on a very serious piece of business,

1172
00:54:39,400 --> 00:54:41,560
Speaker 23: and that piece of business is monitoring both humans and

1173
00:54:41,600 --> 00:54:44,040
Speaker 23: aliens in an environment where they can collaborate.

1174
00:54:44,280 --> 00:54:46,040
Speaker 3: That is our job, and it's been our job.

1175
00:54:45,880 --> 00:54:49,000
Speaker 23: Actually since June twenty first of nineteen forty seven, when

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00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:51,480
Speaker 23: we first appeared at the Morey Island incident.

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Speaker 1: Okay, that was a lot to like security.

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Speaker 23: We are an unidentified agency. We don't usually talk about

1179
00:54:59,160 --> 00:55:02,319
Speaker 23: where we come from, do you. Jad Grohover was very

1180
00:55:02,400 --> 00:55:03,960
Speaker 23: interested back in nineteen forty seven.

1181
00:55:04,120 --> 00:55:05,040
Speaker 6: But we are off book.

1182
00:55:05,560 --> 00:55:07,160
Speaker 1: So you're like space security.

1183
00:55:07,920 --> 00:55:10,960
Speaker 3: We are security of a nature that would ride in public.

1184
00:55:11,480 --> 00:55:13,360
Speaker 1: Okay, So that's why you're dressed as a man in

1185
00:55:13,360 --> 00:55:13,960
Speaker 1: black right now?

1186
00:55:14,160 --> 00:55:15,799
Speaker 23: Well, I can't tell you why I'm dressed as a

1187
00:55:15,800 --> 00:55:16,359
Speaker 23: man in black?

1188
00:55:16,440 --> 00:55:16,839
Speaker 8: Right now?

1189
00:55:16,920 --> 00:55:18,160
Speaker 1: Do you always dress like this?

1190
00:55:18,960 --> 00:55:20,879
Speaker 23: I can't tell you how I always.

1191
00:55:21,120 --> 00:55:22,120
Speaker 1: Can you tell me anything?

1192
00:55:22,160 --> 00:55:23,440
Speaker 5: You can you ask me what I'm wearing?

1193
00:55:23,800 --> 00:55:24,880
Speaker 1: No, are you?

1194
00:55:24,960 --> 00:55:25,640
Speaker 2: Are you married?

1195
00:55:26,440 --> 00:55:28,040
Speaker 3: I can't tell you personal information.

1196
00:55:28,200 --> 00:55:30,920
Speaker 1: What do you talk to people? You can't tell them anything.

1197
00:55:31,280 --> 00:55:32,960
Speaker 23: I think we're having a fine conversation.

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00:55:33,320 --> 00:55:34,359
Speaker 1: I don't.

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Speaker 14: So.

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Speaker 2: I was gonna say, if you were a secret.

1201
00:55:40,239 --> 00:55:43,560
Speaker 4: Special agent to fight off aliens, you probably shouldn't go

1202
00:55:43,640 --> 00:55:44,920
Speaker 4: to the alien convention.

1203
00:55:45,239 --> 00:55:47,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a dead giveaway.

1204
00:55:47,280 --> 00:55:49,279
Speaker 10: Or when the radio station pulls up and asks for

1205
00:55:49,320 --> 00:55:53,040
Speaker 10: an interview, you'd say, no, right, world talk, you know

1206
00:55:53,239 --> 00:55:54,719
Speaker 10: everything about alien.

1207
00:55:54,560 --> 00:55:56,560
Speaker 3: I thought that was a great example of why Alexis

1208
00:55:56,760 --> 00:55:59,200
Speaker 3: says she would date an old, rich guy but could

1209
00:55:59,239 --> 00:56:01,719
Speaker 3: never actually pull it off because they have to talk

1210
00:56:01,760 --> 00:56:02,279
Speaker 3: to each other.

1211
00:56:02,680 --> 00:56:05,839
Speaker 2: They don't know when to stop. Come on, you can

1212
00:56:05,880 --> 00:56:08,279
Speaker 2: tell I zoned out, man, That.

1213
00:56:08,400 --> 00:56:11,160
Speaker 3: Was what you're doing at the UFO Festival. For more

1214
00:56:11,200 --> 00:56:12,680
Speaker 3: what you do in segments, you can find them all

1215
00:56:12,680 --> 00:56:14,480
Speaker 3: at the Brook and Jeffrey website or any of our

1216
00:56:14,480 --> 00:56:18,120
Speaker 3: socials in staff, Facebook, TikTok, and YouTube at Brook and Jeffrey.

1217
00:56:18,160 --> 00:56:21,520
Speaker 13: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

1218
00:56:24,200 --> 00:56:29,879
Speaker 3: US well our own Brook Fox is on a bit

1219
00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:34,000
Speaker 3: of a losing streak recently. Two l's in a row

1220
00:56:34,880 --> 00:56:38,120
Speaker 3: her excuses so far, I'm just gonna go down the list.

1221
00:56:38,480 --> 00:56:42,520
Speaker 3: Bad broccoli that she ate for lunch. I don't know

1222
00:56:42,600 --> 00:56:43,399
Speaker 3: that you ate that a while.

1223
00:56:43,560 --> 00:56:46,120
Speaker 4: There's been always thinks that we have to throw everything out.

1224
00:56:46,200 --> 00:56:47,960
Speaker 4: I'm trying to prove to him once and for all

1225
00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:48,880
Speaker 4: that it's wasteful.

1226
00:56:49,080 --> 00:56:52,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, that is true. All Rise says it could have

1227
00:56:52,040 --> 00:56:55,360
Speaker 3: to do with her drinking before, during, and after playing

1228
00:56:55,400 --> 00:56:55,759
Speaker 3: the game.

1229
00:56:56,120 --> 00:57:00,200
Speaker 4: That does I didn't specify drinking what, so don't judge me.

1230
00:57:01,840 --> 00:57:07,200
Speaker 3: My take is that the listeners are actually getting smarter. Meanwhile, Brook,

1231
00:57:07,320 --> 00:57:10,560
Speaker 3: you work with us, so I doubt that's help in

1232
00:57:10,640 --> 00:57:14,080
Speaker 3: your brain cells anything. But somebody wants to continue to

1233
00:57:14,120 --> 00:57:16,520
Speaker 3: add one more to your losing streak today.

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Speaker 6: Her name is Kira.

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00:57:17,800 --> 00:57:19,560
Speaker 2: Don't even think about it, Kira, Tira.

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00:57:19,720 --> 00:57:20,560
Speaker 6: Welcome to the show.

1237
00:57:21,280 --> 00:57:22,160
Speaker 18: Good morning.

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00:57:23,520 --> 00:57:25,000
Speaker 6: Past, and Kira.

1239
00:57:24,920 --> 00:57:28,640
Speaker 3: Has beaten you before. She's one in two all time, Kira.

1240
00:57:29,080 --> 00:57:30,680
Speaker 2: What did you do to beat me last time?

1241
00:57:32,320 --> 00:57:32,520
Speaker 13: Yeah?

1242
00:57:32,640 --> 00:57:33,200
Speaker 4: I don't know.

1243
00:57:33,280 --> 00:57:38,000
Speaker 9: All I know is I got five rid fre okay. Also,

1244
00:57:38,080 --> 00:57:42,760
Speaker 9: I am the pregnant wonder woman who called Jim come in.

1245
00:57:42,960 --> 00:57:44,480
Speaker 2: Did you have the baby?

1246
00:57:44,800 --> 00:57:47,600
Speaker 9: No, he's coming next week, so actually it's next Wednesday

1247
00:57:47,640 --> 00:57:49,680
Speaker 9: is when my c section is planned for. So I'm

1248
00:57:49,720 --> 00:57:51,919
Speaker 9: literally one week out your belly.

1249
00:57:51,960 --> 00:57:54,200
Speaker 2: I want to say, hid this last time?

1250
00:57:55,360 --> 00:57:56,200
Speaker 8: You're almost here?

1251
00:57:57,440 --> 00:57:57,720
Speaker 14: All right?

1252
00:57:58,760 --> 00:58:03,720
Speaker 3: The baby's gone even deeper into her body. Sorry about that. Here,

1253
00:58:03,880 --> 00:58:06,120
Speaker 3: Let's just get to the questions here. You got thirty

1254
00:58:06,120 --> 00:58:08,240
Speaker 3: seconds answer as many questions as possible. If you don't

1255
00:58:08,240 --> 00:58:09,920
Speaker 3: know when, you could say pass. But you have to

1256
00:58:09,920 --> 00:58:12,160
Speaker 3: beat Brooke outright if you want to win? Are you ready?

1257
00:58:12,520 --> 00:58:13,000
Speaker 2: I think so?

1258
00:58:13,120 --> 00:58:13,560
Speaker 22: Let's go.

1259
00:58:13,560 --> 00:58:16,720
Speaker 3: Good luck? Your time starts now. Today is National Video

1260
00:58:16,760 --> 00:58:19,120
Speaker 3: Game Day. What is the top selling video game of

1261
00:58:19,160 --> 00:58:24,400
Speaker 3: all time? Tetris, Minecraft? Or Grand Theft Auto? In America?

1262
00:58:24,400 --> 00:58:30,160
Speaker 3: Does the toilet water swirl clockwise or counterculockwise when flushing clockwise?

1263
00:58:30,320 --> 00:58:34,960
Speaker 3: How many strings are on a standard guitar? Infantry are

1264
00:58:35,040 --> 00:58:38,240
Speaker 3: foot soldiers? But which unit of the army rides horses?

1265
00:58:40,320 --> 00:58:44,120
Speaker 3: In the Pythagorean theorem, a square A squared plus B

1266
00:58:44,200 --> 00:58:45,280
Speaker 3: squared always equals what.

1267
00:58:47,320 --> 00:58:47,960
Speaker 20: Squared?

1268
00:58:48,920 --> 00:58:50,520
Speaker 3: And since I stumbled, I'm gonna give you one more.

1269
00:58:50,600 --> 00:58:53,680
Speaker 3: Canada has ten provinces? How many time zones does it have?

1270
00:58:56,400 --> 00:58:56,640
Speaker 18: Four?

1271
00:58:57,040 --> 00:59:00,440
Speaker 3: Well done, Kira, So let's bring Brook back into this studio.

1272
00:59:00,880 --> 00:59:03,280
Speaker 3: Now we just learned that you're due to have a

1273
00:59:03,320 --> 00:59:06,320
Speaker 3: baby next week. Have we I see it's a boy

1274
00:59:06,480 --> 00:59:08,560
Speaker 3: apparently on here? Have you decided on a name?

1275
00:59:09,920 --> 00:59:11,840
Speaker 9: When he comes out, we'll see what a face looks

1276
00:59:11,880 --> 00:59:12,680
Speaker 9: like and we'll go with that.

1277
00:59:12,880 --> 00:59:15,080
Speaker 4: So what if you get in there and they realize

1278
00:59:15,120 --> 00:59:17,840
Speaker 4: there's two and you didn't know one was like hiding.

1279
00:59:18,320 --> 00:59:19,640
Speaker 9: I think I would cry.

1280
00:59:21,600 --> 00:59:23,760
Speaker 1: I'm not ready for that.

1281
00:59:24,520 --> 00:59:25,840
Speaker 2: So they definitely just cried.

1282
00:59:25,920 --> 00:59:27,640
Speaker 6: We know what she's going to be doing this summer

1283
00:59:27,680 --> 00:59:28,200
Speaker 6: pretty much.

1284
00:59:28,280 --> 00:59:33,480
Speaker 11: So basically, your turn?

1285
00:59:33,560 --> 00:59:34,120
Speaker 3: Are you ready?

1286
00:59:34,240 --> 00:59:34,680
Speaker 11: I'm ready?

1287
00:59:34,720 --> 00:59:38,280
Speaker 3: Your time starts now. Today is National Video Game Day.

1288
00:59:38,480 --> 00:59:42,400
Speaker 3: What is the top selling video game of all time? Tetris? Minecraft?

1289
00:59:42,520 --> 00:59:43,600
Speaker 3: Or Grand Theft Auto?

1290
00:59:44,320 --> 00:59:45,040
Speaker 2: Grand Theft?

1291
00:59:45,240 --> 00:59:45,840
Speaker 6: In America?

1292
00:59:45,960 --> 00:59:50,360
Speaker 3: Does the toilet water swirl clockwise or counterclockwise when flushing?

1293
00:59:50,440 --> 00:59:51,400
Speaker 2: We are a clockwise?

1294
00:59:51,680 --> 00:59:56,240
Speaker 3: How many strings are on a standard guitar? Six infantry

1295
00:59:56,320 --> 00:59:59,280
Speaker 3: or foot soldiers? But which unit of the army rides horses?

1296
01:00:00,040 --> 01:00:00,360
Speaker 11: Cavalry?

1297
01:00:00,720 --> 01:00:04,120
Speaker 3: In the Pythagorean theorem, A squared plus B squared always

1298
01:00:04,120 --> 01:00:07,280
Speaker 3: equals what squared? Canada has ten provinces? And how many

1299
01:00:07,360 --> 01:00:08,480
Speaker 3: time zones? Does it have?

1300
01:00:09,240 --> 01:00:09,520
Speaker 5: Four?

1301
01:00:10,560 --> 01:00:13,920
Speaker 3: Okay, except those answers, and let's go to the scoreboard

1302
01:00:13,920 --> 01:00:19,720
Speaker 3: to check out how you boll did with those. Oh cute, Kira, you.

1303
01:00:19,800 --> 01:00:21,360
Speaker 11: Got three correct today.

1304
01:00:21,720 --> 01:00:23,680
Speaker 3: All right, good, that's a good scar.

1305
01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:26,760
Speaker 7: And Brook also three.

1306
01:00:29,960 --> 01:00:32,800
Speaker 3: Brook breaks her losing streak with a tie right there.

1307
01:00:33,000 --> 01:00:36,160
Speaker 2: It's not glorious, but it's it's scrappy. It'll take it.

1308
01:00:36,440 --> 01:00:38,439
Speaker 3: The tie does go to the house on these, Kira.

1309
01:00:38,520 --> 01:00:40,080
Speaker 3: So let's go over the answers for everybody. It's a

1310
01:00:40,160 --> 01:00:42,640
Speaker 3: National video game Day. The top selling video game of

1311
01:00:42,720 --> 01:00:48,120
Speaker 3: all time is Tetris five and twenty million copies sold.

1312
01:00:48,520 --> 01:00:53,000
Speaker 3: Minecraft is second at three hundred million. Okay, in America,

1313
01:00:53,080 --> 01:00:59,000
Speaker 3: does the toilet water swirl clockwise or counterclockwise? It swirls counterclockwise.

1314
01:00:59,080 --> 01:01:00,240
Speaker 3: That is such a hard work.

1315
01:01:00,760 --> 01:01:02,080
Speaker 6: You struggled everything every time.

1316
01:01:02,120 --> 01:01:05,120
Speaker 3: Cower clockwise. There it is. There are six strings on

1317
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Speaker 3: a standard guitar. Infantry are foot soldiers, the ones who

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01:01:08,440 --> 01:01:11,520
Speaker 3: ride horses, or the cavalry. In the Pythagorean theorem, a

1319
01:01:11,600 --> 01:01:14,400
Speaker 3: squad plus B squared always equals C squared.

1320
01:01:14,560 --> 01:01:17,600
Speaker 7: Never had to use that once in my all had

1321
01:01:17,600 --> 01:01:18,160
Speaker 7: to remember it.

1322
01:01:18,200 --> 01:01:21,600
Speaker 3: I had to use it six times this morning. And

1323
01:01:21,680 --> 01:01:25,200
Speaker 3: Canada has ten provinces, it has six different time zones.

1324
01:01:25,240 --> 01:01:28,320
Speaker 2: In it, you showing off Canada and your big country.

1325
01:01:31,280 --> 01:01:32,520
Speaker 2: Canada is so big.

1326
01:01:32,320 --> 01:01:35,520
Speaker 3: It is all right, well, Kira, and you know, unfortunately

1327
01:01:35,560 --> 01:01:38,080
Speaker 3: wasn't enough to beat Brooke here. But just for playing,

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Speaker 3: we are going to give you a one month unlimited

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Speaker 2: Hopefully you can use that like in a year.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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01:01:55,600 --> 01:01:58,280
Speaker 2: Hey, we wish you nothing but the best. Next week, Okay,

1336
01:01:58,320 --> 01:02:03,080
Speaker 2: speedy recovery. I'm not gonna sleep because that's not gonna happen.

1337
01:02:04,360 --> 01:02:06,440
Speaker 6: Hey, Kierra, thank you so much for being on with us.

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Speaker 3: We'll be back to do Windbrooks Bucks same time tomorrow,

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Speaker 3: Brooke

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Speaker 13: And Jeffrey in the morning.