WEBVTT - Get the Money and Run | Life and Crimes 0:00:00.320 --> 0:00:04.080 Joe Loyer has agreed to answer our questions, so please 0:00:04.120 --> 0:00:09.080 send yours to info at Orbitmedia dot fm or leave 0:00:09.119 --> 0:00:11.840 them in the comments on Spotify or Apple. 0:00:12.400 --> 0:00:12.760 Thank you. 0:00:15.600 --> 0:00:18.520 Hi there, It's Steve Fishman from Orbit Media and this 0:00:18.600 --> 0:00:22.840 is Get the Money and Run. In today's episode, episode four, 0:00:23.680 --> 0:00:27.760 Joe recounts his glorious days of bank robbing. He robbed 0:00:27.760 --> 0:00:31.680 more than thirty banks in one fourteen months free and 0:00:31.800 --> 0:00:35.400 I admit he sure makes bank rubbing sound like fun. 0:00:36.280 --> 0:00:40.440 Remember to bingoel seven episodes ad free. Subscribe to True 0:00:40.520 --> 0:00:44.440 Crime Clubhouse on Apple podcasts. Okay, over to Ben. 0:00:48.320 --> 0:00:51.599 You are listening to The Burden Season four, Get the 0:00:51.600 --> 0:00:55.240 Money and Run. I'm Benadir and this is episode four 0:00:56.000 --> 0:00:57.800 Life and Crimes. 0:01:02.280 --> 0:01:05.960 When did you rob your first bolt? That was December. 0:01:07.120 --> 0:01:09.360 And I was pissed that I only got ten thousand 0:01:09.400 --> 0:01:12.760 dollars with six bricks of money. But I was like, hey, 0:01:13.160 --> 0:01:15.760 I know how to do this now, let me you know, 0:01:15.880 --> 0:01:20.400 let me go back two months later, let me try 0:01:20.400 --> 0:01:22.720 it again. I mean I was let me get six 0:01:22.800 --> 0:01:26.960 other bricks of money. So I do the same thing. 0:01:27.120 --> 0:01:29.120 I walk in the same front door, not the back. 0:01:29.200 --> 0:01:31.360 I came to the same exact bank. 0:01:31.480 --> 0:01:36.720 Same freaking bank. And why did you do that? I 0:01:36.760 --> 0:01:40.240 was telling you I had scored here. I had gotten 0:01:40.240 --> 0:01:43.399 into the place easily. I just took the wrong amount 0:01:43.440 --> 0:01:46.800 of loot. So I'm like, I'm gonna do this again. 0:01:47.080 --> 0:01:48.720 It was easy. 0:01:48.960 --> 0:01:51.480 I now know how to dance in there easier. 0:01:51.480 --> 0:01:52.840 I'm not gonna be coming to the front. I can 0:01:52.920 --> 0:01:55.480 concentrate more of the money. Rip open the thing. See 0:01:56.120 --> 0:01:58.720 what I'm pulling out, that kind of thing before I 0:01:58.800 --> 0:02:01.760 take the money. I feel like confident this time, I'm 0:02:01.760 --> 0:02:04.480 gonna get twenties and fifties and hundreds. 0:02:06.360 --> 0:02:08.600 I walk in, I walk up to a woman. 0:02:09.480 --> 0:02:11.799 Who's at the front of the bank and I tell 0:02:11.840 --> 0:02:14.560 you tigma to the vaunt. But then I look over 0:02:14.560 --> 0:02:20.160 to my right and all the fucking staff are on me. 0:02:20.720 --> 0:02:23.200 They're looking at me. They're on the phone, they're like 0:02:23.400 --> 0:02:24.040 what I'm like. 0:02:24.240 --> 0:02:27.960 Everyone had clocked me coming in, and I realized, oh shit, 0:02:28.560 --> 0:02:31.760 Like I can't go one more minute in here, man, 0:02:31.960 --> 0:02:35.600 I like, they stop me. They they they blocked me 0:02:35.680 --> 0:02:38.480 to that fucking that vault. Man. They're like, you ain't 0:02:38.520 --> 0:02:41.760 getting that vault again. They recognized me instantly, and I 0:02:41.760 --> 0:02:45.480 thought I was just like I actually had a feeling 0:02:45.639 --> 0:02:49.680 a bullshit, you know, expectation that I could just blend in, 0:02:50.080 --> 0:02:51.400 I could just walk in with the rest of the 0:02:51.400 --> 0:02:53.919 people and just walk up and no, man, they were 0:02:54.000 --> 0:02:55.639 there to beat on me as soon as I walked 0:02:55.680 --> 0:03:00.000 in the front door, and so I just walked right up. 0:03:00.040 --> 0:03:00.200 Yeah. 0:03:00.760 --> 0:03:01.560 I thought it was like. 0:03:02.040 --> 0:03:03.840 Kind of a sexy bank robber, because you know, look 0:03:03.840 --> 0:03:05.520 at I had these clothes, and a couple of times 0:03:05.560 --> 0:03:07.720 I did some funny or you know, I did some 0:03:07.800 --> 0:03:11.240 cool getaway things. But I was I was not happy 0:03:11.320 --> 0:03:17.120 with the way I went. And I'm really recognizing that 0:03:17.240 --> 0:03:18.079 I was an amateur. 0:03:18.960 --> 0:03:53.120 H I'm not impressed. Yah h. 0:03:56.640 --> 0:04:04.760 Part one bank Bank Bank Bank, Bank Joe is the 0:04:04.880 --> 0:04:06.120 easiest bank you robbed. 0:04:07.160 --> 0:04:10.320 The easiest bank I robbed was actually in a mall, 0:04:10.880 --> 0:04:11.960 not like an indoor mall. 0:04:12.800 --> 0:04:14.240 It's like a walking plusa mall. 0:04:14.480 --> 0:04:18.680 Yeah yeah, yeah, there's an Orange County somewhere. And I 0:04:18.920 --> 0:04:23.120 walk in and it's super tiny. I mean, the lobby 0:04:23.200 --> 0:04:27.120 is so small that basically there's two or three taller's 0:04:27.240 --> 0:04:30.680 max and then to the left in the lobby is 0:04:30.720 --> 0:04:33.520 a little patch of carpet and one little tiny desk 0:04:33.560 --> 0:04:36.680 on there for the manager or somebody that's it. It's 0:04:36.720 --> 0:04:40.440 a little, barely nothing bank. And when I walk in, 0:04:40.640 --> 0:04:44.960 no customers, no manager, There's just two women in the 0:04:45.040 --> 0:04:48.120 tewer stations there in their stools talking to each other, 0:04:48.240 --> 0:04:51.160 head sideways, talking to each other. I walk in, they 0:04:51.200 --> 0:04:54.160 look at me. I look around and it is the 0:04:54.160 --> 0:04:56.440 most peculiar bank I've ever walked in. It's just it's 0:04:56.440 --> 0:05:00.760 almost like it's pretending to be a bank. It's so skinny, narrow, tiny, 0:05:00.839 --> 0:05:04.760 little cute lobby and these two women are looking at me, 0:05:04.800 --> 0:05:07.080 and I'm looking at them and I say, yeah, you 0:05:07.120 --> 0:05:07.720 know what this is. 0:05:07.800 --> 0:05:09.159 It's a robbery, give me your money. 0:05:09.880 --> 0:05:12.200 Just like I just like start walking up to them, 0:05:12.400 --> 0:05:16.400 like yeah, this is what this could just it was 0:05:16.520 --> 0:05:18.680 really peculiar, and they just start they look at me, 0:05:18.720 --> 0:05:20.680 and just like I say yeah, and I give maybe, 0:05:20.680 --> 0:05:23.080 give my spiel whatever. I don't have to do much 0:05:23.120 --> 0:05:25.720 to persuade him. They're like, let's do this, and they 0:05:25.800 --> 0:05:27.880 just start putting the money up. And they're putting the 0:05:27.880 --> 0:05:30.080 money up. So like I'm over here at this teller 0:05:30.120 --> 0:05:31.800 and I'm dumping money in my bag and I'm going 0:05:31.800 --> 0:05:33.360 to other dumping money in my bag. Oh you put 0:05:33.400 --> 0:05:34.919 some more money out, Let me go get that, and like, 0:05:35.160 --> 0:05:39.440 I just collect the money and I leave. The second 0:05:39.520 --> 0:05:42.719 other easiest robbery, but it was only one teller was 0:05:42.760 --> 0:05:44.920 a bank. I walked in and before I could finish 0:05:45.000 --> 0:05:47.120 my spiel, she started giving me the money. 0:05:47.320 --> 0:05:49.640 Like you didn't even ask for the money. 0:05:49.680 --> 0:05:51.600 She just I didn't even ask for like big bills first. 0:05:51.960 --> 0:05:53.680 She starts giving me the big bills first. And there 0:05:53.720 --> 0:05:56.320 was a moment where I was like, man, you might 0:05:56.320 --> 0:05:59.800 want to slow down. I thought, if anyone looks at 0:05:59.800 --> 0:06:02.680 these this camera afterwards, they're gonna know that you gave 0:06:02.720 --> 0:06:05.960 me that money way too fast and like without question, 0:06:06.080 --> 0:06:09.120 without resistance. I wasn't even done. They're gonna think we 0:06:09.160 --> 0:06:10.880 were in cahoots. That's what I thought, Like. 0:06:10.920 --> 0:06:14.000 Huh, it was that easy, And I think it almost. 0:06:13.680 --> 0:06:15.600 Felt like after when I was trying to figure out 0:06:15.680 --> 0:06:17.599 what was that? Why did that happen? 0:06:17.680 --> 0:06:19.640 Like that? That was just too freaking easy. 0:06:20.240 --> 0:06:22.440 I thought, you know what, maybe her boyfriend told her, Hey, man, 0:06:22.440 --> 0:06:25.240 I'm sending Sammy in this afternoon, you know, and he's 0:06:25.279 --> 0:06:27.320 a Mexican dude, and she's gonna ask him. I just 0:06:27.320 --> 0:06:28.880 give it him and we can make out that way, 0:06:28.920 --> 0:06:31.039 and so she thought I was Sammy when I was. 0:06:31.200 --> 0:06:33.200 You came in and she thought she thought someone else 0:06:33.279 --> 0:06:33.880 was coming to rob. 0:06:35.760 --> 0:06:36.159 It wasn't. 0:06:36.200 --> 0:06:40.360 It wasn't inside job. Sort of just wrong guy, just. 0:06:40.279 --> 0:06:42.839 A guy who was outside of the inside. But I 0:06:42.880 --> 0:06:45.120 mean that's what it felt like, almost like she like, 0:06:45.160 --> 0:06:47.640 oh yeah, yes, Greek week. Nudge nudge, here's the money. 0:06:47.760 --> 0:06:49.359 Thanks for coming in to make it looking. 0:06:49.160 --> 0:06:49.760 Like a robbery. 0:06:50.800 --> 0:07:07.640 She gets him that night, She's like, where's my cut. 0:07:00.160 --> 0:07:02.880 Down to San Diego? And I decide that I'm gonna 0:07:04.000 --> 0:07:06.760 rob a bunch of banks. One day, I get off 0:07:06.800 --> 0:07:11.200 the freeway. I'm parking on the corner of a bank 0:07:11.280 --> 0:07:13.560 parking lot. But that's not the bank I'm gonna rob. 0:07:14.960 --> 0:07:17.400 I walked past this bank because the bank I want 0:07:17.440 --> 0:07:20.560 to rob was actually down that there was a shrubbery, 0:07:20.680 --> 0:07:23.440 and then there was an incline where I went decline 0:07:23.920 --> 0:07:26.560 into another parking lot where there was a bank. So 0:07:26.560 --> 0:07:28.440 it's two banks right next to each other, two bankshark 0:07:28.520 --> 0:07:30.720 next to each other, but there are different levels and 0:07:30.760 --> 0:07:35.240 a small hill with this crazy shrubbery, and so you know, 0:07:35.240 --> 0:07:37.160 I had to kind of run down the ruk through 0:07:37.160 --> 0:07:38.400 the shrubbery to get down there. 0:07:38.960 --> 0:07:39.760 Big bank. 0:07:40.040 --> 0:07:42.800 And that was a strange bank because when I walked in, 0:07:43.440 --> 0:07:45.000 it's like it just opened. It was one of those 0:07:45.000 --> 0:07:46.760 things where I was I always liked to rob early, 0:07:46.840 --> 0:07:50.040 and clearly I was a first customer. There's only one 0:07:50.080 --> 0:07:52.680 person in that bank, and she was over here on 0:07:52.720 --> 0:07:56.600 the side at a desk talking to somebody, and she 0:07:56.680 --> 0:07:58.360 looks at me, and I heard her say, well, I 0:07:58.400 --> 0:08:00.560 gotta get going. I got a customer, and I realized 0:08:00.560 --> 0:08:04.360 that's my teller. She's out here in the lobby talking 0:08:04.400 --> 0:08:07.320 to somebody, somebody on the phone, the. 0:08:07.320 --> 0:08:09.920 Phone, the phone talking. Soon there's only her and me 0:08:10.000 --> 0:08:10.320 in there. 0:08:11.800 --> 0:08:16.120 So when she's done, she's kind of far from me, 0:08:17.000 --> 0:08:19.000 you know, a couple of desks down on the lobby, 0:08:19.120 --> 0:08:21.320 you know, far from me. So she gets off the 0:08:21.360 --> 0:08:24.520 phone and she now has to like walk further away 0:08:24.560 --> 0:08:27.440 from me to get to a door on my far 0:08:27.600 --> 0:08:30.360 left over there to get to the inside the tawler station. 0:08:31.320 --> 0:08:33.360 And so I walk up to the teler station. She's 0:08:33.360 --> 0:08:36.040 a little short woman, and she starts walking to me 0:08:36.640 --> 0:08:39.199 past telestation one, past OEt station. 0:08:39.040 --> 0:08:41.280 Two, and I'm just sitting and watching this way. 0:08:41.280 --> 0:08:43.800 It's like she's like going on a journey in order 0:08:43.840 --> 0:08:44.480 to get robbed. 0:08:45.640 --> 0:08:48.040 And so she's calming to me, and you know, she's 0:08:48.160 --> 0:08:51.240 walking and I'm watching her. Still nobody walking in from 0:08:51.240 --> 0:08:56.320 the outside, Still no customers walking in, still whatever, And 0:08:56.360 --> 0:08:59.480 I rob her. I basically like, this is a fucking robber. 0:08:59.480 --> 0:09:02.160 Give me the money now. I just like, don't make 0:09:02.200 --> 0:09:06.000 me pull the gun, and like, let's do this. And 0:09:06.080 --> 0:09:10.320 she is so angry at me, she is so pissed. 0:09:10.440 --> 0:09:12.480 Well, I mean, she had their walk halfway around the block. 0:09:12.559 --> 0:09:14.800 I made her work to come over. Just get robbed. 0:09:15.880 --> 0:09:23.480 And the woman is resisting every way imaginable. I'm trying her, 0:09:23.480 --> 0:09:25.240 give me the big bills, she's giving me the ones. 0:09:25.840 --> 0:09:28.440 I'm trying her, you know whatever, anyway she can resist. 0:09:28.480 --> 0:09:33.240 She's resisting, and I'm mad. And it shows you one thing. 0:09:33.760 --> 0:09:36.040 As much as I want to terrorize people, if they 0:09:36.040 --> 0:09:38.760 don't want to be terrorized, they're not going to be terrorized. 0:09:39.160 --> 0:09:41.360 And I'm not jumping over the counter. I'm not going 0:09:41.440 --> 0:09:44.000 to shoot them. I'm not gonna pistol whip them. I 0:09:44.080 --> 0:09:47.040 have to rely that I'm persuasive up with my rage 0:09:47.240 --> 0:09:49.679 to get them to do it. And this one for 0:09:49.720 --> 0:09:53.880 whatever reason, she wasn't persuaded. She made it super hard 0:09:53.880 --> 0:09:55.400 for me, and I could tell I wasn't even getting 0:09:55.400 --> 0:09:55.959 that much money. 0:09:56.600 --> 0:09:59.640 So I leave. They're mad. So I'm walking across the 0:09:59.679 --> 0:10:02.000 fucking parking lot, pissed off, walking. 0:10:01.679 --> 0:10:06.280 Through this truck, motherfuckingrubbery, walking the field, walking across the 0:10:06.280 --> 0:10:08.600 parking lot, and I'm passing this bank on the way 0:10:08.640 --> 0:10:10.720 to my car. This is the first bank I passed 0:10:10.720 --> 0:10:12.920 to get to this bank, and I'm like, fuck it, man, 0:10:13.040 --> 0:10:15.720 we rob and I walk in there, and even though 0:10:15.720 --> 0:10:18.240 the cops are on the way, I was all this rage, 0:10:18.320 --> 0:10:20.360 knowing that I got a little money, pretty sure. I've 0:10:20.520 --> 0:10:22.520 liket thumb through and realized, man, I may have only 0:10:22.520 --> 0:10:25.440 got twelve hundred bucks, you know, a little chump change. 0:10:26.040 --> 0:10:28.160 And it fucking was long and hard to get that 0:10:28.240 --> 0:10:29.520 chump change. I got played. 0:10:29.880 --> 0:10:31.839 I walked in there and I robbed that bank too, 0:10:33.040 --> 0:10:35.080 and I walk out to get away. 0:10:35.280 --> 0:10:37.839 And that was because I was mad. I was just mad. 0:10:38.880 --> 0:10:41.480 It was a funky bank rubbery, man, So like, it's 0:10:41.559 --> 0:10:43.760 not all of them are not? All of them were 0:10:43.760 --> 0:10:47.319 about you know, look at me, man, pristine will fucking 0:10:47.440 --> 0:10:51.520 you know, forged my way and got what I wanted. Nah, 0:10:52.280 --> 0:10:53.559 that woman wasn't having it. 0:10:53.600 --> 0:10:54.400 Man, she was. 0:10:54.800 --> 0:10:56.800 I may have been too nice on the way, I 0:10:56.800 --> 0:10:59.520 don't know, journey into me and she's like, yeah, fake 0:10:59.600 --> 0:11:06.560 a fright, got it out, Joe. 0:11:06.600 --> 0:11:09.080 At what point did you feel like, Okay, I'm good 0:11:09.080 --> 0:11:12.280 at this, I'm rocking it. I'm a really good bank robber. 0:11:12.600 --> 0:11:14.839 La Joya bank was gorgeous. 0:11:14.960 --> 0:11:18.079 It had pillars in it, like marble pillars in it, 0:11:18.240 --> 0:11:19.880 like a Greek temple kind of thing. 0:11:19.920 --> 0:11:20.520 It was crazy. 0:11:20.520 --> 0:11:23.760 It was like the most prestigious looking bank I robbed. 0:11:24.480 --> 0:11:26.360 And you would think you I'd be intimidated, but I 0:11:26.440 --> 0:11:28.280 wasn't it. And the reason I know I wasn't nervous, 0:11:28.320 --> 0:11:32.839 and the reason I know I was adept this one 0:11:32.880 --> 0:11:36.040 actually had a guard at the front door, right at 0:11:36.040 --> 0:11:40.040 the front door inside standing on a stool. The inside 0:11:40.040 --> 0:11:43.680 of the bank was circular, like almost i'd say circular, 0:11:43.720 --> 0:11:47.840 but it was more like a horseshoe. And what I 0:11:47.880 --> 0:11:49.880 did is when I went in line, I got called 0:11:49.920 --> 0:11:53.520 to the teller furthest from the guard at the front 0:11:54.200 --> 0:11:56.040 off to the top of the horseshoe on the left 0:11:56.040 --> 0:11:58.840 hand side. And they had doors. There wasn't just one 0:11:58.920 --> 0:12:02.200 front door. Here there was door exits, so when I 0:12:02.280 --> 0:12:03.760 was done, I was able to just walk out of 0:12:03.800 --> 0:12:06.800 another exit back there. So I was able to rob 0:12:06.840 --> 0:12:10.960 that bank with a garden at walk away and never 0:12:11.000 --> 0:12:11.679 get chased. 0:12:19.000 --> 0:12:20.760 What's the most you ever got out. 0:12:20.679 --> 0:12:23.840 Of one day? 0:12:24.559 --> 0:12:27.000 It was Intestine, it was the Savings and Loan and 0:12:27.200 --> 0:12:30.960 I'm wearing a for doorra trench coat. It's raining out, 0:12:31.280 --> 0:12:34.520 so I look goofy, but I don't look completely. 0:12:34.000 --> 0:12:34.679 Out of the line. 0:12:34.720 --> 0:12:36.480 I mean, it's not like a summer, hot summer day, 0:12:36.480 --> 0:12:37.719 and like, why is that guy with a for door 0:12:37.760 --> 0:12:40.400 in trench call? You kind of understand, but I walk in. 0:12:40.480 --> 0:12:43.000 I walk to the manager's on a desk in the lobby. 0:12:43.480 --> 0:12:45.360 I tell her we have a bomb. I have a gun. 0:12:45.720 --> 0:12:49.160 Take me to the vault. She opens the door, no problem, 0:12:49.640 --> 0:12:53.600 grabs a key, gets up, and starts walking me across 0:12:53.600 --> 0:12:57.920 the lobby, totally compliant. She calls a woman behind the counter, 0:12:58.480 --> 0:13:01.040 and you know, she's like, whatever, Linda, meet me at 0:13:01.040 --> 0:13:03.160 the vault. And Linda's like okay, and so she starts 0:13:03.160 --> 0:13:06.200 walking to the vault. We're walking across the lobby. The 0:13:06.200 --> 0:13:08.560 manager I'm with opens up the door, lets us into 0:13:08.600 --> 0:13:11.439 the back closes the door, and now we're all three 0:13:11.920 --> 0:13:14.680 in front of this vault door. They open the door, 0:13:14.679 --> 0:13:17.640 they step inside, I step inside with them. The two 0:13:17.679 --> 0:13:21.240 women are now opening a second door, so they both 0:13:21.280 --> 0:13:25.439 neither key to unlocked that. Now, once they get in 0:13:25.520 --> 0:13:27.240 the vault and you know, kind of like push them 0:13:27.240 --> 0:13:28.880 in the vault, they get in there. Now we're in 0:13:28.880 --> 0:13:32.520 the vault, and right as you walk in, right in 0:13:32.520 --> 0:13:37.960 front of you, it looks like a library index card box. 0:13:37.880 --> 0:13:41.400 Like the old school, the old school carter. 0:13:41.600 --> 0:13:43.920 Then when you pull them out, they're really long, they're 0:13:43.960 --> 0:13:46.760 really you know, small little files. 0:13:46.920 --> 0:13:50.160 But I'm guessing this one's not filled with library book notes. 0:13:50.200 --> 0:13:51.400 That's filled with money. 0:13:51.559 --> 0:13:55.199 It's deep and it's long, and it's filled with rows 0:13:55.200 --> 0:13:57.920 of money. So there's twenties and tens and fives. Once 0:13:58.280 --> 0:14:00.079 thinking is I just reach in and I start taking 0:14:00.120 --> 0:14:01.720 all the money out, and I could see what I'm getting. 0:14:01.720 --> 0:14:04.360 I'm getting all the money. As soon as I'm done, 0:14:04.360 --> 0:14:07.400 and this goes fast, I look over, threaten him again, 0:14:07.440 --> 0:14:11.199 don't turn around, A count to one hundred, whatever, I 0:14:11.679 --> 0:14:14.040 go step out of that door. Now, I try to 0:14:14.040 --> 0:14:15.800 go to the door that I had been let into 0:14:16.120 --> 0:14:18.720 by the manager into the tailor station area. 0:14:19.600 --> 0:14:20.160 It's locked. 0:14:20.280 --> 0:14:23.280 I don't have a key, so like I got to 0:14:23.280 --> 0:14:26.200 hop the out the counter to get into the lobby 0:14:26.280 --> 0:14:29.240 to get out the bank. Fortunately for me, there's a 0:14:29.280 --> 0:14:32.320 small counter off to the right, the one for handicaps. 0:14:32.320 --> 0:14:34.440 So you're sitting there at a wheelchair. You can do 0:14:34.480 --> 0:14:36.920 your work while you're sitting down. And so I have 0:14:36.920 --> 0:14:39.240 to step on a chair, step on that jump off 0:14:39.240 --> 0:14:42.480 into the lobby and I look around and there's people 0:14:42.560 --> 0:14:45.280 looking at me. I'm you know, I'm a guy jumping 0:14:45.320 --> 0:14:49.040 over a counter. And I remember when I saw the 0:14:49.080 --> 0:14:53.040 movie Public Enemies with Johnny Depp, there's this one badass 0:14:53.040 --> 0:14:55.200 scene where he puts his hand on the counter and 0:14:55.240 --> 0:14:58.080 he hops over it like he's hopping over a small fence, 0:14:58.480 --> 0:15:01.960 sort of starts being yeah, and his coat's coming over. 0:15:02.040 --> 0:15:03.520 He's wearing the for door and I looked at that. 0:15:03.560 --> 0:15:05.720 I was like, man, that looks sexy as fucking I 0:15:05.760 --> 0:15:10.240 was like, I did that for door on a trench coat, 0:15:10.360 --> 0:15:13.080 Like I'm that dude right like, And but I remember 0:15:13.120 --> 0:15:15.800 looking at them thinking that it's fucking cool. And I 0:15:15.800 --> 0:15:17.800 didn't actually put my hand on there, and like hop over, 0:15:17.880 --> 0:15:20.160 I stepped over, but it had the same feel like 0:15:20.240 --> 0:15:23.280 you know, when everyone looks over me, they know that, okay, 0:15:23.320 --> 0:15:25.360 some of these baths going on. This guy's walking out 0:15:25.360 --> 0:15:27.520 of here. He looks at us with menace and he 0:15:27.880 --> 0:15:31.000 engages everything, assesses were all right, and he walks out 0:15:31.000 --> 0:15:32.960 of here fast, so they know I. 0:15:33.000 --> 0:15:33.800 Just robbed the place. 0:15:34.680 --> 0:15:36.800 I get out the bank and I just start running. 0:15:36.880 --> 0:15:41.880 I get to my car, I drive away, and you 0:15:41.880 --> 0:15:43.760 know I'm far enough away to pull over, because you 0:15:43.800 --> 0:15:45.640 know that's the thing. You know, I got a lot 0:15:45.640 --> 0:15:47.440 of money. I wonder how much I got. You know, 0:15:47.480 --> 0:15:50.120 I'm not gonna drive forty five minutes home on our 0:15:50.160 --> 0:15:51.560 home to find out how much money I got. I'm 0:15:51.560 --> 0:15:53.080 gonna find out as soon as I feel safe. 0:15:53.920 --> 0:15:54.520 I pull over. 0:15:54.640 --> 0:15:58.680 I count it thirty two thousand plus. Oh wow, yeah, 0:15:58.840 --> 0:15:59.520 my biggest hole. 0:16:00.680 --> 0:16:02.520 How did it feel after getting that much money? 0:16:04.040 --> 0:16:07.120 Felt good? I mean, I love you home with as 0:16:07.160 --> 0:16:08.080 the stupidest question. 0:16:10.640 --> 0:16:27.960 All right, we'll be right back. Part two. Nice guys 0:16:28.000 --> 0:16:28.720 finished first. 0:16:30.800 --> 0:16:33.080 Okay, so we're on the five going north out of 0:16:33.120 --> 0:16:35.120 San Diego, North San Diego County. 0:16:35.520 --> 0:16:37.800 I was driving home. I just robbed four banks in 0:16:37.880 --> 0:16:38.560 San Diego. 0:16:39.080 --> 0:16:40.880 I got like fifty thousand dollars on me, a little 0:16:40.920 --> 0:16:44.120 over fifty thousand dollars on me in a fanning pack 0:16:44.120 --> 0:16:44.800 in the backseat. 0:16:45.200 --> 0:16:47.280 And I get to a point where. 0:16:47.160 --> 0:16:51.040 I'm driving and I could see far ahead, like I 0:16:51.080 --> 0:16:54.120 could see part of the freeway winding there, and it 0:16:54.160 --> 0:16:57.160 was all red lights, and I quickly came to a stop. 0:16:58.280 --> 0:17:01.480 It was parking lot. It was we stopped, and we stopped, 0:17:01.920 --> 0:17:05.080 and that was it. And you were inching ford at 0:17:05.119 --> 0:17:08.280 the crazy minute rate. Could don understand why maybe it 0:17:08.359 --> 0:17:08.920 was around here? 0:17:09.359 --> 0:17:12.080 Well, in this part of I five, coming between San 0:17:12.119 --> 0:17:14.880 Diego and LA this is Camp Pendleton. So there's nowhere 0:17:14.920 --> 0:17:17.960 to get off the freeway. There's no exit ramps, there's 0:17:18.080 --> 0:17:21.200 just like there's nothing. There's just freeway and you're stuck on. 0:17:21.119 --> 0:17:23.280 It, and you're stuck on it for like five miles 0:17:23.400 --> 0:17:26.200 or something like that. There's there's nothing you can do. 0:17:27.440 --> 0:17:31.880 I'm thinking they're looking for me. They have clearly. 0:17:31.520 --> 0:17:35.360 Decided that I robbed banks, and they're shut down. 0:17:35.400 --> 0:17:39.800 The freewheel be ahead. So I'm like, Okay, I get 0:17:39.840 --> 0:17:43.879 how this works. So I don't know exactly what I'm 0:17:43.880 --> 0:17:46.879 gonna do. I'm kind of panicking, but pretty soon the 0:17:46.920 --> 0:17:50.359 decision is taken from me because my car starts overheating, 0:17:51.400 --> 0:17:54.480 and I what so like a inch inch inch, like 0:17:54.560 --> 0:17:56.000 I let people like, hey, let me go, let me 0:17:56.000 --> 0:17:58.000 get through, let me get I gotta go off the right. 0:17:58.040 --> 0:17:59.159 So I get off the right and I go on 0:17:59.200 --> 0:18:03.160 this lane right here, and so I part my car 0:18:03.800 --> 0:18:06.360 maybe about right here actually, and then I get out 0:18:06.359 --> 0:18:08.199 of my car and I put the money around my 0:18:08.280 --> 0:18:12.680 ways and I start walking off this off ramp here. 0:18:15.320 --> 0:18:19.040 So I walk down this off ramp and down here 0:18:19.080 --> 0:18:22.000 at the bottom of the off ramp, his car parked 0:18:22.359 --> 0:18:23.240 waving everyone in. 0:18:23.280 --> 0:18:23.920 There is the cop. 0:18:24.040 --> 0:18:27.080 Now he can see that. You know clearly I wasn't 0:18:27.200 --> 0:18:28.800 trying to get over, and I don't have my car. 0:18:28.920 --> 0:18:31.320 I'm not here. I said, is there a gas station 0:18:31.480 --> 0:18:32.040 or something on there? 0:18:32.080 --> 0:18:33.560 He goes, no, you got to go under the freeway 0:18:33.560 --> 0:18:35.960 here and go back where you came from three miles 0:18:36.000 --> 0:18:40.240 four miles back, there's a gas station. I'm like, all right, thanks, 0:18:40.280 --> 0:18:43.000 And I'm really trying to do the like I'm I'm 0:18:43.040 --> 0:18:46.040 a college kid and I'm fucked up and you're the authority. 0:18:46.080 --> 0:18:49.280 And I apologize, and he was like, you know, he 0:18:49.320 --> 0:18:51.160 actually was nice about it, and I don't care because 0:18:51.160 --> 0:18:54.840 I got away. I'm like good, I'm kidding away. I 0:18:54.600 --> 0:18:57.080 got I've got bath. Yeah, I'm good. I'm going this way. 0:18:58.359 --> 0:19:01.399 And then I just like startled, like whoo whoop. And 0:19:01.440 --> 0:19:03.760 I turn around and there's a highway patrol car right 0:19:03.760 --> 0:19:04.480 pulling up to me. 0:19:07.359 --> 0:19:07.880 What are you doing? 0:19:07.960 --> 0:19:11.080 I said, Well, that guy your officer down there, your 0:19:11.160 --> 0:19:14.880 your buddy whatever. He he told my car overheat. I'm 0:19:14.920 --> 0:19:15.919 like all bumbling it. 0:19:16.560 --> 0:19:17.240 He told me. 0:19:17.160 --> 0:19:19.600 That that I could go this way because I don't, 0:19:19.640 --> 0:19:22.440 you know my car overheatedn't and just panicking, like pretending 0:19:22.480 --> 0:19:24.640 like I'm just so scared of everyone's authority. 0:19:25.359 --> 0:19:27.960 And they're like, get in the backseat, we'll take it there. 0:19:28.200 --> 0:19:30.720 I said, really, He goes, yeah, yeah, I gat thanks, 0:19:30.760 --> 0:19:32.960 and I hop in the back and all all happy 0:19:33.000 --> 0:19:37.760 about it, and and so we start taking off. You know, 0:19:37.800 --> 0:19:39.720 they're cops and they have to figure out, you know, 0:19:39.760 --> 0:19:42.360 who I am. They're suspicious and they have to ask. 0:19:44.040 --> 0:19:45.240 What are you doing? Where do you come from? 0:19:46.000 --> 0:19:48.440 I said, well, you know, I met this girl at 0:19:48.520 --> 0:19:51.800 USC We were at a party and she she lived 0:19:51.840 --> 0:19:53.680 down here, so I came down here for two or 0:19:53.720 --> 0:19:54.160 three days. 0:19:54.160 --> 0:19:56.439 But you know how that happens. Man, I had plenty. 0:19:56.760 --> 0:19:58.520 It was enough. I had to get the hell out 0:19:58.560 --> 0:19:58.760 of there. 0:19:58.800 --> 0:20:00.960 And then they're like, all of a sudden, and this 0:20:01.200 --> 0:20:04.440 misogyny that I'm like leaning into, you know, it's man, 0:20:04.560 --> 0:20:05.160 you get it. 0:20:05.560 --> 0:20:08.800 Men and women just fucking they're they're wears out or whatever. 0:20:09.359 --> 0:20:11.239