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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, it's Friday. It's direct day for uploading

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<v Speaker 1>true Drew. We said we were going to talk about

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<v Speaker 1>that on camera.

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<v Speaker 2>We this, no, it needs to be addressed. So there's

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<v Speaker 2>been a part of us missing for the last six

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<v Speaker 2>weeks or something like that, and we thought like we

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<v Speaker 2>we might just let it go and no one will notice.

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<v Speaker 2>But ye, Kai holds a big spot in all of

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<v Speaker 2>our hearts. This is about Kai. But yeah, we we

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<v Speaker 2>decided to go separate ways. We fired Kai. I know

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<v Speaker 2>this is like a horrible like horrible timing for this

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<v Speaker 2>to come out, but like, yeah, Kai is gone, He's

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<v Speaker 2>out of the picture.

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<v Speaker 1>You fired him because you found out he went hooked

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<v Speaker 1>up with somebody else, even though you like said okay.

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<v Speaker 2>And we don't have hr and like what like like

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<v Speaker 2>what literally like what.

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<v Speaker 1>I told you guys, You guys shouldn't have been like

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<v Speaker 1>romantically inclined if you were gonna work together. I said

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<v Speaker 1>that like from the beginning.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, once you do us with someone, you're spiritually connected.

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<v Speaker 1>We have no connection.

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<v Speaker 2>So now I'm gonna have to fire you.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't fire I'm firing. Also, Kai isn't fired. He's

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<v Speaker 1>like in the hallway I'm pretty sure Kai, you didn't

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<v Speaker 1>fire him. You just said he can't be in the

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<v Speaker 1>room anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>We were saying, you're fired.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, he's been trying to fire you.

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<v Speaker 2>What because you're like hooking up with people and you're

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<v Speaker 2>blowing vape smoke in my face.

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<v Speaker 1>I know he did just walk into the kitchen and

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<v Speaker 1>blow up smoke.

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<v Speaker 2>Drew.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, should we start the episode? Where were you guys

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<v Speaker 3>talking about when I was in the bathroom.

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<v Speaker 2>No, we were saying, like, you're gone, You're out of here,

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<v Speaker 2>You're out of the.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you like flirting with me?

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<v Speaker 2>Is it's like? No, No, it's.

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<v Speaker 1>Been like a huge decision. We've been thinking, we've.

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<v Speaker 2>Been We've been talking about this for a very long time.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought you were already gone, but apparently you want

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<v Speaker 2>to hook up with other fucking hose Oh is this.

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<v Speaker 3>About when you sat me down and said, since you're

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<v Speaker 3>fucking like hundreds of other people, I can't work on

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<v Speaker 3>the podect. I thought that was a joke.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I was, okay, let's play.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, who was fucking hundreds of people? Because girls coming on?

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<v Speaker 3>Was he was doing what you do? I was doing

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<v Speaker 3>what you do.

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<v Speaker 1>It's gonna you can do what the master does.

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<v Speaker 2>It's different. Yeah, like I'm ran through, but I still

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<v Speaker 2>look put together. You're ran through and look.

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<v Speaker 3>You're ran through and you don't look put together. I'm

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<v Speaker 3>ran through and I look perfect.

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<v Speaker 1>You're falling apart from all the all the insertions you've had.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm having a lot of work done.

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<v Speaker 1>We need to say that about people who are looking

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<v Speaker 1>up lot low key. You are getting a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>work done.

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<v Speaker 2>You're getting a lot of getting work done. All right, guys,

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<v Speaker 2>and scene Kai is not fired.

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<v Speaker 3>I was improv. He's all funny improv.

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<v Speaker 2>He's just been traveling the world.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he's been too cool for us.

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<v Speaker 3>So, no, that's not true. You guys are my priority.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, oh that's what you say.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you guys are my priority.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey yep, yes, not yep, yes, but I just I

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<v Speaker 2>dot no not yet you said yep. You say yes.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, papas and Mama, queen, queen.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes queen, and yes Daddy yes no yet? Say kay?

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<v Speaker 2>Can you say good boy?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay?

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<v Speaker 2>No, just boy? Good boy?

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<v Speaker 3>Wow? So much I've missed so much stuff. I saw

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<v Speaker 3>a baby girl and I've been saying that to people

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<v Speaker 3>when I check out it groceries. I'll be like, good girl, you.

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<v Speaker 1>Shouldn't be saying that's a random.

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<v Speaker 2>Like it's Trader Joe.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the.

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<v Speaker 3>First they're all slugs.

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<v Speaker 1>Like when did that start? When did the like Trader

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<v Speaker 1>Joe to whore pipeline start? Like when did that become

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<v Speaker 1>like a theory?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it just because all their workers are like sexy?

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<v Speaker 4>No?

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<v Speaker 2>I think they're just like trained to be nice and

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<v Speaker 2>like we live, we were existing in like a loneliness epidemic,

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<v Speaker 2>not just men but women too, and like when someone's

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<v Speaker 2>nice to you, it's like, oh wait, like they want

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<v Speaker 2>to have sex, they want me, But I fall for that.

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<v Speaker 2>Every time I.

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<v Speaker 3>Heard something that was like Trader Joe's business models. They're

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<v Speaker 3>trying to commodify the small town grocery store, so like

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<v Speaker 3>their aesthetic is like not super like it's not branded

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<v Speaker 3>like a CBS. And then they train people to treat

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<v Speaker 3>patrons bell basically. Yes, yes, it's the Southern bell technique.

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<v Speaker 2>That actually is interesting because when I go to the

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<v Speaker 2>grocery stores in Granberry, they're all like chit chatty, want

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<v Speaker 2>to have a conversation, and I'm like, leave me the

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<v Speaker 2>fuck alone.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, I will say yesterday I went grocery shopping

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<v Speaker 1>and two people spoke to me. One this guy saw

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<v Speaker 1>me like he was a gay guy, so I let

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<v Speaker 1>him speak to me. This older gay guy saw me

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<v Speaker 1>getting pretzels and was asking about them, and like I

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<v Speaker 1>entertained the conversation about my head. I was like, you're old. I,

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<v Speaker 1>here's gay guy.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, here's gay guy. And last.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, well look.

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<v Speaker 2>You can't say yeah. You gotta say yes, yes, daddy

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<v Speaker 2>and mama you stop that can't like I mama's and poppa.

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<v Speaker 1>But he was asking me about the fucking pretzels, and

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<v Speaker 1>I just entertained it, even though I was not in

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<v Speaker 1>the mood and I was like in a rush. I

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<v Speaker 1>entertained it. And then this older lady was asking me

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<v Speaker 1>to grab some honey off the top shelf for her.

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<v Speaker 1>She was tall enough to grab it. Yeah, her old

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<v Speaker 1>ass was tall enough to grab it. She was not

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<v Speaker 1>my fucking I. I just grabbed it for her. And

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<v Speaker 1>then twenty minutes later, I'm not.

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<v Speaker 2>Narcissist, like a literal narcissist. Everybody wants her.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, no, I don't actually think that. You said that.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't think that. I did think she was just

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<v Speaker 1>like a little loose because she asked me to grab

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<v Speaker 1>the big she has through its because she asked me

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<v Speaker 1>to grab the bigger container. I want to go grab that,

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<v Speaker 1>and she's like, no, can you shut the fuck up

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<v Speaker 1>for three goddamn fucking seconds down.

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<v Speaker 3>You should slap him or something. Hit me?

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<v Speaker 2>Hit me, hit me, hit me. I can't feel my

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<v Speaker 2>fucking face. Just hit me?

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<v Speaker 1>Did they like was that far in the movie? Just

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<v Speaker 1>like they did drugs or some shit and they were

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<v Speaker 1>like being freaky when they do smoke weed or something

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<v Speaker 1>or I don't.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what they might have done, like nitrous

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<v Speaker 2>oxide or some shit.

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<v Speaker 3>What are you guys talking about?

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<v Speaker 1>Thirteen thirteen?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, I haven't seen that since I hit me.

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<v Speaker 2>And it's liken and like it was like a huge

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<v Speaker 2>thing on me. Fuck fucking hit me.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't feel anything. Hit me. But I went to

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<v Speaker 1>go grab the bigger thing of honey because she was

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<v Speaker 1>pointing at them and she was like, no, no, a small one.

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<v Speaker 1>I grabbed her one small one, and then she was like, actually,

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<v Speaker 1>can you get me another one? And I was like okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So I grabbed her another one and then she asked

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<v Speaker 1>me for another one, so she got three smaller ones

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<v Speaker 1>instead of just the big one, which I'm whatever, but

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<v Speaker 1>the point of the story. Literally three minutes later in

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<v Speaker 1>the next aisle, we were in the produce aisle and

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<v Speaker 1>she comes around the corner and she slams into my

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<v Speaker 1>car hard as fuck, didn't say sorry, didn't look at me,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was like, oh my god, I think she

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<v Speaker 1>might just have dementia. Like she literally like turned the corner,

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<v Speaker 1>slammed into me, looked at me, and looked away, and

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<v Speaker 1>then started like inching closer and pushing my car out

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<v Speaker 1>of the way with her cart without saying a word.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like, bitch, I don't know what, but

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<v Speaker 1>I just fucking helped you around the corner. Why are

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<v Speaker 1>you like with the fucking carts now? So she was

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<v Speaker 1>mad at me for help.

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<v Speaker 2>He's tweaking out. Also, like the entire time you were talking,

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<v Speaker 2>I realized every single word that comes out of anybody's

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<v Speaker 2>mouth in my vicinity, I can sexualize. I know it's

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<v Speaker 2>I know, it's really like you said, like inches, and

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, oh, inches, penis, because I was Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>we're getting a new TV, but I wanted to measure

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<v Speaker 2>the old TV. So I think it's sixty five inches,

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<v Speaker 2>which is three Drew penis slings. That's like a new

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<v Speaker 2>unit of measure we're using.

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<v Speaker 3>Your dick? Is that long? Long?

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<v Speaker 2>Is that it's like twenty one point five inches twenty

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<v Speaker 2>one point three three, but I.

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<v Speaker 1>Round it's actually twenty one point six six.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, twenty one point sixty six, So I round.

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<v Speaker 3>Down is that when it's you have a oh onsoft?

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, we You also said slams, like her cart

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<v Speaker 2>slams into you, slams like.

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<v Speaker 1>Doing s Who says slams?

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<v Speaker 2>You said slams?

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<v Speaker 1>No, I'm saying, like, who says that in a sexual content?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>I slammed her? That think this new fucking thing that

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<v Speaker 2>like guys are saying that's abs absolutely like repulsive, like

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<v Speaker 2>you know, like they have riz and they have huzz

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<v Speaker 2>and they have all that shit. Bitch. The new thing

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<v Speaker 2>they're saying is splitting, like, oh, I'd split that, which

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<v Speaker 2>is like that's gross. Yeah, And they're like talking about

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<v Speaker 2>like the most what's craziest.

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<v Speaker 1>I think, Drew, somehow you interact with the straightest side

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<v Speaker 1>of the internet, because every time you bring up some

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<v Speaker 1>stuff that like guys are talking about, it really freaks

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<v Speaker 1>me out.

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<v Speaker 3>Who told you that you knew about like mogging culture

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<v Speaker 3>so long, like a year before people were.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, no, I was.

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<v Speaker 1>I was tapped in so he knew about mewing way

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<v Speaker 1>too early.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, I was. I was tapped the fuck into

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<v Speaker 2>the like looks Max and culture because I just thought

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<v Speaker 2>it was literally the most deranged, funny thing I've ever

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<v Speaker 2>seen in my life. And the reason I found out

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<v Speaker 2>about it was this kid, Dylan Latham, who is a

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<v Speaker 2>part of the cookie Verse, who is also a part

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<v Speaker 2>of Santa Cruz. Is like it's chop house.

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<v Speaker 1>Chopped how.

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<v Speaker 2>No, you don't know, you don't know power mb.

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<v Speaker 1>No, No, I don't want to know. I like Ie Squad,

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<v Speaker 1>Like no, I feel like I genuinely, genuinely think these

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<v Speaker 1>are things I should never hear, Like do you know

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<v Speaker 1>what I mean?

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<v Speaker 2>Sometimes like no, Vex Boltz is a part of Ya Squad,

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<v Speaker 2>and yes, Vex Bolts snuck into the cookie Verse lore

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<v Speaker 2>he was sneaking in.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I really, I really, I'm not kidding. It feels

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<v Speaker 1>like a world that I just shouldn't know exists. It's like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a world no man over the age of sixteen

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<v Speaker 2>should know about. And It's like really crazy because like

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like so locked into this universe. I even DMed

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<v Speaker 2>Cookie King because I want to sneak into his lore.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to sneak into the Lord. But no, the

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<v Speaker 2>reason I found out about looks.

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<v Speaker 3>Nexting Karen Drew say that he DMed Cookie King.

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<v Speaker 2>No but and then sneaking into the lore. I'm going

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<v Speaker 2>to be in season eight. I'm gonna be in season eight.

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<v Speaker 3>Seasons.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we're in season seven right now.

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<v Speaker 3>And it's what are you talking about?

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<v Speaker 1>How you want to season of? Why?

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<v Speaker 2>Like universe y'all don't know Hills bro Hills.

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<v Speaker 1>Like like why you have all the information in your ad?

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<v Speaker 1>Like what scares me? Is I genuinely do think Yourew

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<v Speaker 1>is gonna be like dementia ridden really early.

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<v Speaker 2>Now I'm gonna remember, cared for.

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<v Speaker 1>The things you're gonna remember, Like you're only gonna remember

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<v Speaker 1>the weirdest ship Cookie King, brit.

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<v Speaker 3>How can I, as a thirty year old man get

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<v Speaker 3>involved in this? DM Zeta Well, speaking of looks, Maxim,

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<v Speaker 3>you guys are both looking very good, very attractive. You

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<v Speaker 3>guys both look like the bell of the ball. Thank you,

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<v Speaker 3>you're welcome, and you look good okay, and you look good. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I get a haircut every month.

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<v Speaker 1>Look good. Every time you get here, I.

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<v Speaker 3>Can tell thank you.

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<v Speaker 4>Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>The craziest part about me reacting like that is there

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<v Speaker 1>are some of y'all who would have had to like

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<v Speaker 1>bear the bravery of explaining what this is to one

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<v Speaker 1>of your friends, and that is probably exactly how they

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<v Speaker 1>feel hearing.

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<v Speaker 2>About my well, their cousins, and they fucked. I mean no,

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<v Speaker 2>that's really still so.

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<v Speaker 3>That sound before.

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<v Speaker 2>I was also driving and you know that billboard by

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<v Speaker 2>our apartment in you no, like right on the corner

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<v Speaker 2>over there. I was swear to god, I was like

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<v Speaker 2>imagining because it's a big ass fucking billboard and I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, oh, a good billboard would be like let

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<v Speaker 2>cousins date or let cousins love, and it's just our

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<v Speaker 2>pictures up there. And that's the only that's what all

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<v Speaker 2>the billboard is.

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<v Speaker 1>Is every time we're in the neighborhood, are going to

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<v Speaker 1>like like the areas we like to go around here.

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<v Speaker 1>Imagine somebody has seen that like right before they got

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<v Speaker 1>there and holding hands because we really hold hands and

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<v Speaker 1>grab each other like we're a couple of yea. But

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<v Speaker 1>my favorite things oh, we've been straight maxing, like yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>in a crazy Wait wait, what were you doing in

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<v Speaker 1>Whole Foods when we scared that guy?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't remember.

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<v Speaker 1>We were like having a fake argument or I like

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<v Speaker 1>said something to you. I was like, you need to

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<v Speaker 1>leave me the fuck alone.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I don't remember what it was. But yeah, we

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<v Speaker 2>fake argue in public and it scares the shit out

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<v Speaker 2>of people. But like we fake argue and then like

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<v Speaker 2>we like hug and fake kiss and like yeah right

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<v Speaker 2>each other, right, and it just looks like a chaotic,

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<v Speaker 2>toxic relationship.

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<v Speaker 1>Like wait, why do we like to cosplay? Is like

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<v Speaker 1>crazy couple?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>It's because I like, I love a crazy couple that's

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<v Speaker 1>like not actually crazy, but just says crazy remarks to

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<v Speaker 1>each other in public that will always get me. And entertainment.

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<v Speaker 1>I just feel like I was born to entertain so I.

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<v Speaker 2>Like to like, you're an entertaining todding, You're you're a

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<v Speaker 2>stay entertaining, You're a star. Did that sound like old Hollywood?

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<v Speaker 3>I did?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Did you guys see that? A lot of people on

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<v Speaker 3>the internet think that I look like Elio Leo from

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<v Speaker 3>calling me by your name.

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<v Speaker 1>No, you have a picture.

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<v Speaker 3>Well just look, so they drew this beautiful drawing and

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<v Speaker 3>then the comment, the top comment says, that's kind new.

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<v Speaker 2>Man guy, That does not mean you look you look

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<v Speaker 2>like the shitty drawing of l e Oh.

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<v Speaker 1>I know they're saying you took that with grace. I

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<v Speaker 1>will say, you took that like a.

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<v Speaker 3>Being called a handsome movie start lookike, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Being called tnnedy chaamagna. What like the you know.

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<v Speaker 1>The hyper pigmentation. That's kind. Oh I want like a

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<v Speaker 1>kid to draw an ugly portrait of me so I

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<v Speaker 1>can see it and hold it. Why are you crying?

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<v Speaker 4>Bro?

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<v Speaker 1>My fucking god.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I looked up, I looked down at my phone,

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<v Speaker 3>and then I looked back up, and you're fucking crying.

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<v Speaker 1>Why it's what? Just is it the TikTok man?

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<v Speaker 2>You're banning red dye three? They're ready, they're banning red

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<v Speaker 2>dye three.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait are they actually wait? Did they did it go through?

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<v Speaker 2>Because twenty seven they're banning red dye three.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, you have so much time.

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<v Speaker 2>And this is my nine to eleven, This is my

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<v Speaker 2>nine eleven. They hit the fucking Pentagon, give me my

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<v Speaker 2>red dye.

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<v Speaker 1>They hit the fucking Pentagon.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they they're taking care.

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<v Speaker 1>I would fucking hope in two years your ass is

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<v Speaker 1>not eating Red forty anymore. I learn a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>bad lesson. You're gonna learn a lot of.

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<v Speaker 2>Scary less my hemorrhoids. I don't have hemorrhoids, but I

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<v Speaker 2>like to say I have hemorrhoids. But I'm like, in

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<v Speaker 2>a way manifesting hemorrhoids, and I do not want him.

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<v Speaker 1>I've never had hemorrhoids, and I've always been convinced I do,

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<v Speaker 1>but I don't even know they existed until I met

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<v Speaker 1>like my guy friends, and every guy I know has

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<v Speaker 1>had a bunch of hemorrhoids.

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<v Speaker 2>So now, just have you had a hemorrhoids?

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<v Speaker 1>Tendency is every time have you ever had a fit?

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<v Speaker 2>Sure?

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<v Speaker 1>Who has a had a fisher there here or there?

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<v Speaker 3>Like, I'm not no comment.

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<v Speaker 1>Everyone's dropped a huge.

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<v Speaker 3>Everyone has had we just say a huge dry load,

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<v Speaker 3>A huge.

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<v Speaker 1>Stinky load, No, a huge hard load, A.

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<v Speaker 3>Really painful thing. Is like when you're constant and you

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<v Speaker 3>have the big dry log and you push it out

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<v Speaker 3>and it's like it's very dense.

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<v Speaker 1>You end up talking about ship.

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<v Speaker 2>I know, we need.

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<v Speaker 3>To talk about important stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>Like the TikTok band. Y'all, bitch, I don't believe that. See,

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<v Speaker 2>I wrote all of the things I want to.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't either, I don't. I don't think it's gonna happen.

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<v Speaker 2>I wrote all the things I wanted to talk about.

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<v Speaker 2>I genuinely I don't believe it either. But if it

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<v Speaker 2>does get banned, like earth shattering, heartbreaking, fundamentally changing, like

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<v Speaker 2>like we still exist in the wild wild West of

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<v Speaker 2>the Internet, even if it doesn't feel like it. And

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<v Speaker 2>this sets a precedent where it's like, oh my God,

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<v Speaker 2>like they can just take whatever the fuck they want

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<v Speaker 2>from us. And also, y'all, I everybody I give a chance,

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<v Speaker 2>you better hope I don't give you a fucking second chance,

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<v Speaker 2>because every single person I give a second chance squanders it.

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<v Speaker 2>Mark Zuckerberg counts your fucking days. You and Elon Musk

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<v Speaker 2>are gonna end up in the same fucking place together

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<v Speaker 2>if I get my hands on y'all.

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<v Speaker 1>They're such like little dick ass hose, like they just

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<v Speaker 1>have like.

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<v Speaker 2>His stupid fucking perm, Like why are you perming your

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<v Speaker 2>hair in your fucking forties?

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<v Speaker 1>You feel like they have like vaginal type fupas does

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<v Speaker 1>that make sense. Yeah, no, Lily, Like I just know,

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<v Speaker 1>like if you if you got that fat like Kuchima Bob,

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<v Speaker 1>you know exactly what I'm talking about. And I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like they have that.

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<v Speaker 2>They both have like concave chess or X like, dude,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>They're just disgusting and fucking ugly.

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<v Speaker 2>And take that fucking gold chain off, you freak pitch.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't give a fuck if it has sentimental value.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh look, my child gave it to me, you fucking pervert.

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<v Speaker 2>Like it's all his fault. He's a fucking perv. Like literally,

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<v Speaker 2>he's a perv.

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<v Speaker 1>They're fucking nasty, bro. I want so badly I would

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<v Speaker 1>pay any amount of money to have them both like

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<v Speaker 1>put in velcrow suits and like launched on a machine

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<v Speaker 1>onto a target and then everybody gets to throw like

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<v Speaker 1>something at them.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I would throw bricks.

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<v Speaker 1>Tomato, Oh, I would throw Okay, So here would be

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<v Speaker 1>the order. We strap Elon and Mark Zuckerberg up to walls.

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<v Speaker 1>We start with tomatoes. No, no, no, We start with

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<v Speaker 1>water balloons that have like a bit of gelatin in

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<v Speaker 1>the water. We start with that it's gonna be cold

0:18:27.520 --> 0:18:30.879
<v Speaker 1>water like jello. Shans We start with that. Then we

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<v Speaker 1>do cold mushy tomatoes.

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<v Speaker 2>Do that.

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<v Speaker 1>Then we do balloons like but more so like condoms,

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<v Speaker 1>something that can like snap if it's like overfilled. We

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<v Speaker 1>fill it with powder a powdered sugar. We throw that.

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<v Speaker 1>We leave them outside overnight so they get covered in

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<v Speaker 1>ants all night, and then in the morning we come

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<v Speaker 1>and we use a power hose that's made for taking

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<v Speaker 1>mold off of concrete and we.

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<v Speaker 2>Just spray the spray their their first layer.

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<v Speaker 1>Of skin off and they get to live. But that's

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<v Speaker 1>just like punishment.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to cover them in bees.

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<v Speaker 3>I think. So I'm imagining we build like a big

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<v Speaker 3>diving board and we put them at the top, and

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<v Speaker 3>then there's this huge like body of liquid and then

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like, I walk into it. I'm like, look like,

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<v Speaker 3>all you're gonna do is dive into this, and then

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<v Speaker 3>they dive in, and then it's non Newtonian, so like

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<v Speaker 3>since I walked through it very slowly, they they'll say

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<v Speaker 3>that dive in and then when they hit it, it's

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<v Speaker 3>basically just concrete and.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>But everything I wrote that I wanted to talk about

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<v Speaker 2>about the TikTok ban has already been said a million

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<v Speaker 2>times by now, and I wrote it all like three

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<v Speaker 2>days ago. So whatever. I don't know why I'm saying this, but.

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<v Speaker 1>They hacked his neuralinks he passed.

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<v Speaker 2>His Elon must It's like I love Elon musk no

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<v Speaker 2>the the way that like they thought like banning this app, well, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>let me back it up a little bit. China government, they.

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<v Speaker 1>Thought they way.

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<v Speaker 2>No, but China and America. China and America have worked

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<v Speaker 2>very hard over the last thirty fifty sixty eighty decades

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<v Speaker 2>to get us to hate each other, like they want

0:20:32.880 --> 0:20:34.920
<v Speaker 2>us to hate each other. They don't want us united,

0:20:34.960 --> 0:20:37.920
<v Speaker 2>They want us to hate each other through propaganda whatever

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<v Speaker 2>the fuck it is. In banning TikTok, they wanted us

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<v Speaker 2>to like be separated even further. They said it was

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<v Speaker 2>a data issue, like da da da da da. We

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<v Speaker 2>all know why it's getting banned, But it's hilarious that

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<v Speaker 2>in doing so, they've like kind of united China and

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<v Speaker 2>American people like with this red no note, like the amount.

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<v Speaker 1>Of like Americans on my iPhone right now learning Mandarin.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't know that many people could speak Mandarin. Isn't

0:21:06.920 --> 0:21:09.399
<v Speaker 1>that like the hardest language to learn? That some of

0:21:09.480 --> 0:21:12.480
<v Speaker 1>y'all need to be careful because it's showing the text

0:21:12.480 --> 0:21:14.159
<v Speaker 1>wracket you grew up in. Because some of y'all are

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<v Speaker 1>a little too young to know Mandarin. I'm saying that,

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<v Speaker 1>like people don't have fucking free will and actual like

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<v Speaker 1>academic access and dueling.

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<v Speaker 2>God exists, I guess I think is cool. I want

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<v Speaker 2>I love China.

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<v Speaker 3>I really want a yang wang U nine.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like you've been talking about that.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's like an electric supercar that they built.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I do remember, yeah, bad. I just want to

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<v Speaker 1>go to China because it sounds lit as fuck, like

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<v Speaker 1>it sounds pretty. I have friends who've gone, and they

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<v Speaker 1>all say it's pretty, and I want to go. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, the next brand trip like fuck all that

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<v Speaker 1>Turks and Keko shit? Who was taking me to China?

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<v Speaker 1>But no, I actually can't believe so many people know

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<v Speaker 1>Mandarin because I barely know Spanish anymore and it is

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<v Speaker 1>so impressive, and that they are just jealous. I'm jealous

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<v Speaker 1>of people.

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<v Speaker 2>What I've been practicing Mandarin. No you haven't, I literally have,

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<v Speaker 2>and ironically.

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<v Speaker 1>Then fucking speak it. Now, give me your phone because

0:22:08.480 --> 0:22:10.280
<v Speaker 1>I feel like you're gonna like just look something up.

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<v Speaker 2>Or chunga chung shout? What's that? Timin the mankom he

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<v Speaker 2>is a child ing the Uhan?

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<v Speaker 3>That sounded perfect.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, what did you say?

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<v Speaker 2>I said? I can't remember all of it, but basically

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<v Speaker 2>I said I want to have sex?

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, how did you do that?

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<v Speaker 2>Like?

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<v Speaker 1>When did you learn that? I'm so confused.

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<v Speaker 2>I've been learning Mandarin in Swahili?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, because I remember him trying to learn Swahili. He

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<v Speaker 1>said that he was going to learn it in a month,

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<v Speaker 1>and he did.

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<v Speaker 3>Do a link or a week one of those things

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<v Speaker 3>that he said that he was never going to fall

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<v Speaker 3>through with.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, fucking god, so annoying, Like y'all are so annoyed?

0:23:06.600 --> 0:23:07.719
<v Speaker 2>Well did I try?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay? Also, like if you're not actually speaking mander and

0:23:10.400 --> 0:23:11.639
<v Speaker 1>I hope you know that's like fucked up.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh wow, the liberals here the liberals go again. You

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<v Speaker 2>can't even speak a language. Okay, Well, let that gett canceled.

0:23:18.560 --> 0:23:25.480
<v Speaker 3>Let me try, let me try. Well, what instiden kind

0:23:25.480 --> 0:23:25.800
<v Speaker 3>ad me?

0:23:25.800 --> 0:23:28.200
<v Speaker 2>I'm concential, tilla, Oh what'd you say?

0:23:28.760 --> 0:23:31.560
<v Speaker 3>I said that. I'm just happy to be back and

0:23:31.800 --> 0:23:32.680
<v Speaker 3>I'm happy to see.

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<v Speaker 1>You guys, I feel like, that's not what you said.

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<v Speaker 3>Why are you not impressed when I when I do it.

0:23:38.720 --> 0:23:40.920
<v Speaker 1>Well, because you're just like this guy with a phone

0:23:40.960 --> 0:23:42.360
<v Speaker 1>who like uses it and like, I.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't know, but that's hard. It's hard to learn.

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<v Speaker 2>Like you're a guy with the phone with crypto.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, literally you just like I feel like you're on

0:23:48.680 --> 0:23:50.960
<v Speaker 1>the internet like that. It's like not that shocking to mab.

0:23:51.080 --> 0:23:53.920
<v Speaker 3>Still impressive that I know languages.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what is really fucked up about me? When

0:23:55.800 --> 0:23:59.960
<v Speaker 1>that was a good guy? No crazy like random languages.

0:24:00.280 --> 0:24:02.600
<v Speaker 1>I don't find it impressive. I actually usually find it

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<v Speaker 1>extremely annoying. I'm like, oh, okay, I'm.

0:24:04.680 --> 0:24:07.199
<v Speaker 2>So h wait. That one white guy that goes to

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<v Speaker 2>like Chinatown and speaks Mandarin and everybody.

0:24:09.560 --> 0:24:12.280
<v Speaker 1>Weirdly it's impressive because he's just he's very polite.

0:24:12.400 --> 0:24:16.359
<v Speaker 2>I love the reactions of the people like so much.

0:24:16.520 --> 0:24:19.680
<v Speaker 2>And there's one where he's like getting like a pedicure

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<v Speaker 2>or something and they're like talking about his toes and

0:24:21.800 --> 0:24:25.480
<v Speaker 2>they're like nasty, like they're like nasty, fucking gross white

0:24:25.480 --> 0:24:27.840
<v Speaker 2>people toes or whatever the fuck they say, and then

0:24:27.880 --> 0:24:31.480
<v Speaker 2>he clocks them and is like starts speaking the language.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, what does he say back?

0:24:32.960 --> 0:24:34.120
<v Speaker 2>I don't know, I don't remember.

0:24:34.280 --> 0:24:35.720
<v Speaker 1>He's like, you, stupid fucking bitch.

0:24:35.920 --> 0:24:38.639
<v Speaker 3>He kicks Oh hope not no.

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<v Speaker 2>I think he just says something in Mandarin random and

0:24:41.720 --> 0:24:44.240
<v Speaker 2>then they're like, he can he understands us I did

0:24:44.320 --> 0:24:44.639
<v Speaker 2>remember the.

0:24:44.640 --> 0:24:46.760
<v Speaker 1>Kind of people who That is how the episode that

0:24:46.920 --> 0:24:49.520
<v Speaker 1>video ended, and we were just mentioning casually, like oh,

0:24:49.560 --> 0:24:51.480
<v Speaker 1>it's a really funny video. You guys should go watch it.

0:24:51.560 --> 0:24:52.960
<v Speaker 1>And then they went and watched it and somebody got

0:24:53.000 --> 0:24:55.479
<v Speaker 1>kicked in the face. People who watch like a lot

0:24:55.520 --> 0:24:58.040
<v Speaker 1>of violand videos really scare me. And that's all I'll say.

0:24:58.200 --> 0:25:00.679
<v Speaker 1>That is coming from somebody who watches murdered documentaries. But

0:25:00.720 --> 0:25:03.040
<v Speaker 1>there's one thing to watch, like a like a crime

0:25:03.080 --> 0:25:05.760
<v Speaker 1>investigation or something, which I don't do as often anymore.

0:25:05.760 --> 0:25:06.840
<v Speaker 1>I'm back out of the dark.

0:25:07.320 --> 0:25:12.760
<v Speaker 2>Trade update, Trade update, Trade update. Read all about it,

0:25:12.840 --> 0:25:16.240
<v Speaker 2>Read all about it. Wait, hold on, I'm easy, I'm extra,

0:25:16.480 --> 0:25:17.240
<v Speaker 2>I'm an alien.

0:25:17.440 --> 0:25:20.720
<v Speaker 1>Read out about it, Read out about it.

0:25:20.720 --> 0:25:27.360
<v Speaker 2>It's like the news. I'm eatsy, I'm an alien, I'm extra.

0:25:27.720 --> 0:25:30.320
<v Speaker 1>I like, okay, actually, I'm so sorry to intarpe, but

0:25:30.359 --> 0:25:31.840
<v Speaker 1>I have to get this out The thing that really

0:25:31.880 --> 0:25:34.920
<v Speaker 1>actually annoys me about someone like Elon Musk or Mark

0:25:35.000 --> 0:25:38.520
<v Speaker 1>Zuckerberg is if I had that kind of money and power,

0:25:38.640 --> 0:25:41.159
<v Speaker 1>what I would really be doing is putting ray bands

0:25:41.640 --> 0:25:45.040
<v Speaker 1>Snapchat glasses on a handful of people and watching their

0:25:45.119 --> 0:25:47.800
<v Speaker 1>days and then paying somebody an absurd amount of money

0:25:47.800 --> 0:25:49.240
<v Speaker 1>to do super cuts of those.

0:25:49.480 --> 0:25:53.119
<v Speaker 2>Wait I at.

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<v Speaker 1>Night and just watch their updated days.

0:25:54.280 --> 0:25:57.520
<v Speaker 2>I have a documentary idea like this. Mine's way darker

0:25:57.640 --> 0:25:59.040
<v Speaker 2>and I don't want to get into it.

0:25:59.119 --> 0:26:00.440
<v Speaker 1>But no, mine fun.

0:26:00.520 --> 0:26:01.960
<v Speaker 2>I told both of y'all about it.

0:26:02.520 --> 0:26:04.760
<v Speaker 1>Mine is like fun, though, like I want like fun,

0:26:04.880 --> 0:26:06.919
<v Speaker 1>Try it update, try it, update U.

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<v Speaker 2>Y'all. The trade in question, not the phony which I

0:26:14.200 --> 0:26:17.000
<v Speaker 2>found out he had made a video talking about our

0:26:17.040 --> 0:26:20.040
<v Speaker 2>taste being similar in men and that he wanted to

0:26:20.080 --> 0:26:23.160
<v Speaker 2>see my Twitter. I don't have one, but he wanted

0:26:23.200 --> 0:26:26.600
<v Speaker 2>to see my Twitter because Twitter is all porn, Yeah,

0:26:26.680 --> 0:26:28.880
<v Speaker 2>to see if we have the same taste. Right, that's

0:26:29.080 --> 0:26:32.520
<v Speaker 2>I'm assuming that's what you was saying. But he left

0:26:32.520 --> 0:26:35.399
<v Speaker 2>a comic because I commented, like my trade, because he

0:26:35.440 --> 0:26:37.639
<v Speaker 2>made a video like responding, and I was like my

0:26:37.720 --> 0:26:40.320
<v Speaker 2>trade and he said something so funny. He was like

0:26:40.600 --> 0:26:42.920
<v Speaker 2>if Drew no if and yet yes.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, come over, I have space in my bed for you.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. But basically, I'll give you the brief synopsis because

0:26:53.440 --> 0:26:55.440
<v Speaker 2>it's all I talk about now, and everybody's so tired

0:26:55.480 --> 0:26:57.000
<v Speaker 2>and bored of it, but I'm not.

0:26:57.200 --> 0:26:59.760
<v Speaker 1>I love it. It's like watching sex in the city

0:26:59.760 --> 0:27:00.720
<v Speaker 1>for the I.

0:27:00.640 --> 0:27:02.480
<v Speaker 3>Don't like hearing about this ship. I think we should

0:27:02.560 --> 0:27:03.040
<v Speaker 3>just move on.

0:27:03.440 --> 0:27:04.520
<v Speaker 1>You want a job or not?

0:27:04.680 --> 0:27:06.360
<v Speaker 2>You're so jealous.

0:27:06.359 --> 0:27:08.080
<v Speaker 3>Not jealous, and just so you talk about a lot.

0:27:08.119 --> 0:27:10.919
<v Speaker 3>It's like, okay, great, like he's awesome, he's handsome, whatever.

0:27:12.000 --> 0:27:13.800
<v Speaker 2>And you saw a picture of him too, I want

0:27:13.840 --> 0:27:14.399
<v Speaker 2>to see a picture.

0:27:14.400 --> 0:27:15.200
<v Speaker 3>I haven't seen a picture.

0:27:17.520 --> 0:27:21.440
<v Speaker 2>But basically I had more in the loss of him

0:27:21.600 --> 0:27:26.240
<v Speaker 2>because I decided I'm not texting him first. I will

0:27:26.280 --> 0:27:29.880
<v Speaker 2>never tell I will literally rather never text him again

0:27:29.960 --> 0:27:32.160
<v Speaker 2>than me have to text him first one more fucking time.

0:27:32.600 --> 0:27:36.359
<v Speaker 2>And granted he has texted me first several times, but

0:27:36.560 --> 0:27:39.560
<v Speaker 2>the last like three times we spoke, he didn't text

0:27:39.560 --> 0:27:41.520
<v Speaker 2>me first, so I was like, fuck you, like we're done.

0:27:41.680 --> 0:27:44.359
<v Speaker 2>So I didn't message him. Two days go past and

0:27:44.400 --> 0:27:48.840
<v Speaker 2>I was like fuck I actually, like, I actually think

0:27:48.840 --> 0:27:51.640
<v Speaker 2>he doesn't give a shit about me, cuz if you're

0:27:51.680 --> 0:27:54.119
<v Speaker 2>confused what he's not interested?

0:27:55.400 --> 0:27:58.240
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, where did you hear that? Because that's like I

0:27:58.280 --> 0:28:00.440
<v Speaker 1>don't necessary.

0:28:00.240 --> 0:28:01.840
<v Speaker 2>I literally don't know where I heard it.

0:28:02.080 --> 0:28:04.240
<v Speaker 1>Al So it's not really good advice.

0:28:04.640 --> 0:28:07.160
<v Speaker 2>No, I think it is, because like literally, like you

0:28:07.359 --> 0:28:09.679
<v Speaker 2>if you're confused, like you should know if someone likes you,

0:28:09.800 --> 0:28:12.880
<v Speaker 2>off rip. But also I give off this like weird, mysterious,

0:28:12.880 --> 0:28:15.400
<v Speaker 2>creepy energy, and I think he's terrified of me. I'm

0:28:15.440 --> 0:28:17.480
<v Speaker 2>like literally creepy to him, bro, But.

0:28:20.440 --> 0:28:23.520
<v Speaker 1>You're saying it like you're texting him, like what's the typical.

0:28:23.280 --> 0:28:25.920
<v Speaker 2>Well I almost want to come in. I almost asked

0:28:25.960 --> 0:28:28.520
<v Speaker 2>him if he watches true crime stories, but then I

0:28:28.680 --> 0:28:31.000
<v Speaker 2>got in my head and I was like wait, because

0:28:31.000 --> 0:28:32.520
<v Speaker 2>we're watching the Jinx and I was like, oh, we

0:28:32.520 --> 0:28:35.120
<v Speaker 2>can talk about the jinks. But then I was like, wait, actually,

0:28:36.960 --> 0:28:39.200
<v Speaker 2>I don't want to bring up true crime because like

0:28:39.240 --> 0:28:41.400
<v Speaker 2>we don't know each other, and it's weird if someone's

0:28:41.440 --> 0:28:44.320
<v Speaker 2>like I don't know, I just get him overthink.

0:28:44.640 --> 0:28:48.280
<v Speaker 1>He's been overthinking every step. I'm just watching somebody with

0:28:48.360 --> 0:28:51.920
<v Speaker 1>like intense paranoia and anxiety and like trying to navigate

0:28:51.960 --> 0:28:55.200
<v Speaker 1>a crush. But also we're just so opposite and you.

0:28:55.360 --> 0:28:56.840
<v Speaker 1>I say this all the time, but you can't ask

0:28:56.880 --> 0:28:59.000
<v Speaker 1>me for advice because the way I text people who

0:28:59.040 --> 0:29:02.520
<v Speaker 1>I like, like, I don't give a fuck. What are

0:29:02.560 --> 0:29:04.000
<v Speaker 1>you just gonna not like me anymore?

0:29:04.040 --> 0:29:06.600
<v Speaker 2>Okay, fine, crush, we have to keep that in mind.

0:29:06.640 --> 0:29:10.120
<v Speaker 2>This is my first crush. But I didn't text him.

0:29:10.120 --> 0:29:11.680
<v Speaker 2>He didn't text me for like two days, and I

0:29:11.720 --> 0:29:13.760
<v Speaker 2>was like, really sad. I was like, fuck, dude, I

0:29:13.800 --> 0:29:16.840
<v Speaker 2>actually like, don't think he gives a shit about me.

0:29:16.880 --> 0:29:18.520
<v Speaker 2>He never cared about me. He just wanted my body.

0:29:18.520 --> 0:29:21.240
<v Speaker 2>He doesn't give a fuck about me. Well, he texted

0:29:21.280 --> 0:29:23.720
<v Speaker 2>me back first, y'all. He asked me how I was

0:29:23.760 --> 0:29:24.920
<v Speaker 2>doing because of the fires.

0:29:26.240 --> 0:29:29.600
<v Speaker 3>He text me back, Has your crush grown since the

0:29:29.680 --> 0:29:30.080
<v Speaker 3>last time?

0:29:30.200 --> 0:29:34.000
<v Speaker 2>No, it's only shrunk, but it's shrinking. Its shrinking, its shrinking,

0:29:34.080 --> 0:29:36.800
<v Speaker 2>But it's gonna be like a black hole where eventually

0:29:36.800 --> 0:29:40.239
<v Speaker 2>it shrinks in the matter falls upon itself, and it

0:29:40.320 --> 0:29:43.120
<v Speaker 2>explodes out. That's how I've been thinking about it, or

0:29:44.080 --> 0:29:46.000
<v Speaker 2>what I still do. The first thing I think about

0:29:46.040 --> 0:29:47.480
<v Speaker 2>in the morning is him, and the last thing I

0:29:47.520 --> 0:29:48.479
<v Speaker 2>think about before going to bed.

0:29:48.560 --> 0:29:52.400
<v Speaker 3>Way, when celestial bodies collide, they create universes.

0:29:52.520 --> 0:29:54.959
<v Speaker 2>I'm scared to have text with him again after developing

0:29:55.040 --> 0:29:58.000
<v Speaker 2>this crush because my penis is not gonna work.

0:29:58.160 --> 0:30:01.560
<v Speaker 1>Also, have you ever like, had like sex with somebody

0:30:01.560 --> 0:30:03.080
<v Speaker 1>who you really had a crush on?

0:30:03.760 --> 0:30:06.840
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, people have had really big crushes on me,

0:30:06.920 --> 0:30:07.800
<v Speaker 2>have had sex with me.

0:30:08.040 --> 0:30:10.960
<v Speaker 3>Wow, Well that was really bad.

0:30:11.400 --> 0:30:13.680
<v Speaker 1>Also, that's the beast of its own. That must be

0:30:13.800 --> 0:30:16.200
<v Speaker 1>like so awesome. I don't think anybody I've had sex

0:30:16.240 --> 0:30:19.760
<v Speaker 1>with liked me more than I liked that. I don't

0:30:19.760 --> 0:30:22.239
<v Speaker 1>think anyone I've ever liked has liked me more than

0:30:22.280 --> 0:30:22.720
<v Speaker 1>I liked that.

0:30:23.080 --> 0:30:25.680
<v Speaker 2>You know, that's impossible. You have like three thousand bodies,

0:30:26.960 --> 0:30:27.720
<v Speaker 2>you're ran through it.

0:30:27.760 --> 0:30:29.760
<v Speaker 1>Don't air me out like that. Also, I've gotten it

0:30:29.800 --> 0:30:32.520
<v Speaker 1>down because in the ten year gap it goes now,

0:30:32.760 --> 0:30:34.160
<v Speaker 1>so it's now at.

0:30:34.280 --> 0:30:38.120
<v Speaker 2>Plus your body sheds its. All of the cells in

0:30:38.160 --> 0:30:41.160
<v Speaker 2>your body replace themselves after seven years. So those bodies

0:30:41.200 --> 0:30:43.240
<v Speaker 2>in the past seven years, that's a really good They

0:30:43.280 --> 0:30:44.760
<v Speaker 2>don't give they don't count.

0:30:44.560 --> 0:30:45.440
<v Speaker 1>They don't give a fuck.

0:30:45.640 --> 0:30:50.320
<v Speaker 3>Also, give a fuck three thousand bodies. Three thousand bodies

0:30:50.320 --> 0:30:51.040
<v Speaker 3>doesn't that much.

0:30:51.240 --> 0:30:52.520
<v Speaker 1>It really is not like.

0:30:52.520 --> 0:30:53.240
<v Speaker 3>That's not bad.

0:30:54.240 --> 0:30:56.320
<v Speaker 2>She's not gonna bang you, bro, dude.

0:30:56.320 --> 0:30:59.400
<v Speaker 3>No, I'm not saying that. I'm just saying you're not blushing.

0:30:59.520 --> 0:31:02.840
<v Speaker 3>I'm not rs I'm not blushing. What else did you

0:31:03.080 --> 0:31:07.560
<v Speaker 3>crush me? I'm not saying that I was just right right. No,

0:31:07.680 --> 0:31:09.640
<v Speaker 3>I just don't think that we shame body count.

0:31:09.680 --> 0:31:12.400
<v Speaker 1>Wait, what did you say recently? In an episode? He

0:31:12.520 --> 0:31:16.280
<v Speaker 1>said something so stupid that would be perfect for this moment,

0:31:16.280 --> 0:31:17.520
<v Speaker 1>But I'm not gonna remember. And I don't know why

0:31:17.560 --> 0:31:19.080
<v Speaker 1>I just interacted because.

0:31:18.840 --> 0:31:24.120
<v Speaker 2>I hate when I do that too.

0:31:25.080 --> 0:31:25.560
<v Speaker 3>Figure it out.

0:31:25.800 --> 0:31:28.600
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Also, last night, I have this hat on because

0:31:28.680 --> 0:31:31.680
<v Speaker 1>last night, when I was making myself a little snack,

0:31:33.320 --> 0:31:36.680
<v Speaker 1>I flung hot sugar at my face and look, Oh

0:31:36.720 --> 0:31:38.240
<v Speaker 1>it's bad, it's bad.

0:31:38.440 --> 0:31:41.920
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, she has third degree burns.

0:31:42.160 --> 0:31:45.040
<v Speaker 1>It burns like all my skin off. And immediately it

0:31:45.080 --> 0:31:47.959
<v Speaker 1>burns my skin off. And I did something so stupid

0:31:48.000 --> 0:31:50.080
<v Speaker 1>because the sugar not only flung on my face, but

0:31:50.160 --> 0:31:53.000
<v Speaker 1>it stayed there for a second because I had all

0:31:53.000 --> 0:31:53.400
<v Speaker 1>this stuff.

0:31:54.040 --> 0:32:03.080
<v Speaker 2>Tongu that one crazy And here's a tongue hulu.

0:32:04.880 --> 0:32:07.440
<v Speaker 1>A tongue hulu.

0:32:07.840 --> 0:32:09.560
<v Speaker 2>Wait, but I'm not done talking about my crust.

0:32:09.560 --> 0:32:10.600
<v Speaker 1>You no, get back to it.

0:32:10.960 --> 0:32:14.120
<v Speaker 2>Actually I am done. Really, Basically, I make him text

0:32:14.160 --> 0:32:15.480
<v Speaker 2>me first now and he does.

0:32:16.200 --> 0:32:18.400
<v Speaker 1>You know what it is is you just haven't survived

0:32:18.440 --> 0:32:21.640
<v Speaker 1>like a Hay scenario. Like the thing is, you don't

0:32:21.640 --> 0:32:25.240
<v Speaker 1>need to keep in mind the Hay scenario is the

0:32:25.480 --> 0:32:29.480
<v Speaker 1>least of my worries in terms of embarrassing romantic endeavors.

0:32:29.520 --> 0:32:32.720
<v Speaker 1>Like I genuinely, from the beginning of being.

0:32:32.640 --> 0:32:35.560
<v Speaker 2>My god, I curved and friend zoned her so hard

0:32:35.680 --> 0:32:36.200
<v Speaker 2>and you weren't.

0:32:36.200 --> 0:32:39.360
<v Speaker 1>You weren't the first, and you aren't gonna be the last,

0:32:39.720 --> 0:32:43.200
<v Speaker 1>like damn, because like the thing is, I am very

0:32:43.200 --> 0:32:46.120
<v Speaker 1>aware that I'm like a pretty girl whatever I'm fond

0:32:46.160 --> 0:32:50.080
<v Speaker 1>of interesting. I am batshit crazy like that Like that,

0:32:50.160 --> 0:32:52.880
<v Speaker 1>I think everyone in my life can attest to. I

0:32:52.880 --> 0:32:55.600
<v Speaker 1>am batshit crazy and my priorities are really not in

0:32:55.720 --> 0:32:59.000
<v Speaker 1>any romantic person. So everybody who dates me.

0:32:59.000 --> 0:33:02.200
<v Speaker 2>Has to bat bat shit crazy right now too, Like

0:33:02.240 --> 0:33:07.360
<v Speaker 2>you're like, I'm bad, shit crazy crazy.

0:33:07.600 --> 0:33:11.680
<v Speaker 1>No, I have been feeling like so insane the past

0:33:11.720 --> 0:33:12.680
<v Speaker 1>three weeks.

0:33:12.360 --> 0:33:14.320
<v Speaker 2>Like so in insane.

0:33:16.120 --> 0:33:18.400
<v Speaker 1>I want to I just I really need to go

0:33:18.520 --> 0:33:21.040
<v Speaker 1>to the middle of America and find like a Derby

0:33:21.080 --> 0:33:24.160
<v Speaker 1>car park thing I'm driving the boat, I'm driving the

0:33:24.160 --> 0:33:26.560
<v Speaker 1>Derby car. I want to just crash a car, like

0:33:26.600 --> 0:33:28.520
<v Speaker 1>I want it to be a safe scenario, but like

0:33:28.600 --> 0:33:31.520
<v Speaker 1>my body feels like it needs to just like blast

0:33:31.640 --> 0:33:32.960
<v Speaker 1>a song of my choice.

0:33:33.000 --> 0:33:36.640
<v Speaker 2>And just like my dream is to buyo like a

0:33:36.680 --> 0:33:38.400
<v Speaker 2>thousand dollars car and crash it.

0:33:38.600 --> 0:33:40.600
<v Speaker 1>No, but I wanted to be like safety modded out

0:33:40.640 --> 0:33:41.800
<v Speaker 1>because I'm not gonna die like that.

0:33:41.840 --> 0:33:43.760
<v Speaker 3>Come on, like, oh, you want to be in it.

0:33:43.960 --> 0:33:46.360
<v Speaker 1>You know, I'm saying I want to drive it, but

0:33:46.440 --> 0:33:48.920
<v Speaker 1>I wanted to be like modded out that like there's

0:33:49.000 --> 0:33:51.520
<v Speaker 1>phone cushioning all around me, so like at worst, I

0:33:51.640 --> 0:33:52.800
<v Speaker 1>feel like a blow to my chest to.

0:33:52.760 --> 0:33:54.680
<v Speaker 3>Be like you know what I feel like. One of

0:33:54.680 --> 0:33:57.160
<v Speaker 3>the most cathartic things is you know when people are

0:33:57.160 --> 0:33:58.960
<v Speaker 3>like I was in this insane crash and my car

0:33:59.040 --> 0:34:02.080
<v Speaker 3>flipped over, but I'm line, yeah, that feels like a

0:34:02.160 --> 0:34:04.520
<v Speaker 3>really cool experience to be okay.

0:34:05.040 --> 0:34:07.640
<v Speaker 2>And it's like spinning like the upside down yeah, ye,

0:34:07.800 --> 0:34:09.120
<v Speaker 2>spinning on the roof of the car.

0:34:09.200 --> 0:34:11.400
<v Speaker 1>And you know, I would really hit for somebody to

0:34:11.440 --> 0:34:12.680
<v Speaker 1>find me upside.

0:34:12.280 --> 0:34:16.319
<v Speaker 2>Down car, Like your seat belts not working, Like what

0:34:16.360 --> 0:34:16.680
<v Speaker 2>do you mean?

0:34:16.880 --> 0:34:19.640
<v Speaker 1>Just hanging upside down? And I need like my seat belts.

0:34:19.880 --> 0:34:22.319
<v Speaker 2>You have like little cuts on your face cut me off,

0:34:22.360 --> 0:34:25.440
<v Speaker 2>and I to be like all my head the jaws

0:34:25.480 --> 0:34:29.480
<v Speaker 2>of life, like like it's really dramatic for no thing,

0:34:30.200 --> 0:34:32.320
<v Speaker 2>you really, I mean. That was my New Year's resolution

0:34:32.440 --> 0:34:35.000
<v Speaker 2>was to get in a car crash. One of them

0:34:35.080 --> 0:34:36.560
<v Speaker 2>was to get in a car crash, but not in

0:34:36.600 --> 0:34:37.520
<v Speaker 2>like a deadly car.

0:34:37.480 --> 0:34:39.960
<v Speaker 1>Because you can't say that because you don't care enough.

0:34:40.080 --> 0:34:42.520
<v Speaker 1>I'm always driving when you're in a car, but.

0:34:42.520 --> 0:34:44.719
<v Speaker 2>I know or even get hit by a car like

0:34:44.760 --> 0:34:45.479
<v Speaker 2>crossing the street.

0:34:45.560 --> 0:34:48.120
<v Speaker 3>But one time I was parked in San Francisco. I

0:34:48.200 --> 0:34:50.439
<v Speaker 3>was with my friend and he was dropping me off,

0:34:50.480 --> 0:34:54.000
<v Speaker 3>and then a car hit us at like eighty miles

0:34:54.040 --> 0:34:55.960
<v Speaker 3>an hour, and we were parked on one of like

0:34:56.000 --> 0:34:58.879
<v Speaker 3>the really steep hills in San Francisco, and the car

0:34:59.000 --> 0:35:01.439
<v Speaker 3>flipped over it hit us, and then it shot down

0:35:01.480 --> 0:35:03.120
<v Speaker 3>the hill and it flipped.

0:35:02.840 --> 0:35:05.720
<v Speaker 2>Over me all the time like walking we.

0:35:05.360 --> 0:35:08.400
<v Speaker 3>Were in the car, but it smashed into our car

0:35:09.040 --> 0:35:12.359
<v Speaker 3>and then it flipped rolled down the hill and then

0:35:12.400 --> 0:35:15.839
<v Speaker 3>the guy just got out and said I ran up

0:35:15.960 --> 0:35:17.640
<v Speaker 3>to him to like get a photo of the thing,

0:35:17.680 --> 0:35:19.520
<v Speaker 3>and I was like, are you good? And he was like,

0:35:20.320 --> 0:35:22.080
<v Speaker 3>I just need to go to sleep. Like, I just

0:35:22.120 --> 0:35:24.840
<v Speaker 3>don't want my boss to find out about this. It

0:35:24.960 --> 0:35:25.760
<v Speaker 3>was so weird.

0:35:25.960 --> 0:35:27.040
<v Speaker 2>Did the hospital So.

0:35:27.000 --> 0:35:30.399
<v Speaker 3>I was like, okay, wait here, yeah, the hospital came.

0:35:30.480 --> 0:35:31.400
<v Speaker 2>No, my hospital.

0:35:31.480 --> 0:35:33.319
<v Speaker 3>I was in front of my house at the time,

0:35:33.360 --> 0:35:35.680
<v Speaker 3>and I went inside to get water with my friend

0:35:35.680 --> 0:35:37.440
<v Speaker 3>that was parked with me and we were.

0:35:37.600 --> 0:35:38.719
<v Speaker 2>Lived in San Francisco.

0:35:41.040 --> 0:35:43.879
<v Speaker 3>Okay, that first of all homophobic.

0:35:44.040 --> 0:35:47.359
<v Speaker 2>No, no, I mean it's literally it's literally gay.

0:35:47.640 --> 0:35:48.640
<v Speaker 3>I didn't even think about it, and.

0:35:49.360 --> 0:35:51.719
<v Speaker 1>Like theory you were the homophobic one, because why are

0:35:51.680 --> 0:35:52.880
<v Speaker 1>you so offended at being.

0:35:52.920 --> 0:35:54.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's a good point.

0:35:54.200 --> 0:35:56.560
<v Speaker 3>That's a good point, and I'm gonna I'm gonna think about.

0:35:56.360 --> 0:35:59.600
<v Speaker 2>It to kiss later. You'll just have to kiss me.

0:36:00.760 --> 0:36:04.640
<v Speaker 3>We broke up whatever manipulative Okay. We went inside to

0:36:04.680 --> 0:36:06.520
<v Speaker 3>drink water. Then when we came back out, the guy

0:36:06.719 --> 0:36:09.640
<v Speaker 3>drove the car off. When we were inside we were

0:36:09.680 --> 0:36:11.840
<v Speaker 3>drinking water. We were gonna like come back out because

0:36:12.400 --> 0:36:13.880
<v Speaker 3>I don't know. We were just like, let's just go

0:36:13.960 --> 0:36:16.360
<v Speaker 3>inside for a second. And then when we were inside,

0:36:16.719 --> 0:36:19.840
<v Speaker 3>we heard the car start and it like drove off

0:36:20.080 --> 0:36:21.680
<v Speaker 3>and what I don't know. I mean, I have a

0:36:21.840 --> 0:36:24.279
<v Speaker 3>I ended up like reporting it and we got like

0:36:25.239 --> 0:36:28.480
<v Speaker 3>physical therapy out of it. But it was like some

0:36:28.520 --> 0:36:30.720
<v Speaker 3>weird thing that ended up being this guy who worked

0:36:30.719 --> 0:36:35.120
<v Speaker 3>for like this rich tech person and what would like

0:36:35.560 --> 0:36:37.640
<v Speaker 3>this is like the seventh time it had happened, Oh

0:36:37.640 --> 0:36:39.640
<v Speaker 3>my god, where he was like his assistant. He would

0:36:39.640 --> 0:36:40.520
<v Speaker 3>like do xanax and.

0:36:40.600 --> 0:36:43.319
<v Speaker 2>Drive and it was his boss's car.

0:36:43.640 --> 0:36:44.520
<v Speaker 3>It was his boss's car.

0:36:44.680 --> 0:36:45.560
<v Speaker 1>Oh hell no.

0:36:46.040 --> 0:36:47.840
<v Speaker 2>I would be like, I want to go to sleep too.

0:36:50.000 --> 0:36:50.440
<v Speaker 1>For a long.

0:36:51.360 --> 0:36:55.839
<v Speaker 2>I want to be in a coma please video wait.

0:36:55.880 --> 0:36:57.759
<v Speaker 1>That just reminded me of when you and Arrinde took

0:36:57.760 --> 0:37:00.520
<v Speaker 1>my car and O Ryan had already got into a

0:37:00.560 --> 0:37:02.439
<v Speaker 1>car accident in my car and then I let them

0:37:02.440 --> 0:37:04.920
<v Speaker 1>take it to San Francisco and they thought they got

0:37:05.000 --> 0:37:06.719
<v Speaker 1>hit and they were talking about if they brought my

0:37:06.800 --> 0:37:08.439
<v Speaker 1>car back, and it was like Flintstones.

0:37:08.640 --> 0:37:12.400
<v Speaker 2>I literally was sobbing crying. I have never left that

0:37:12.480 --> 0:37:15.400
<v Speaker 2>heart of my life, and I truly it wasn't that funny.

0:37:15.560 --> 0:37:15.759
<v Speaker 2>I know.

0:37:15.840 --> 0:37:18.239
<v Speaker 1>Well, also the imagery of like me standing on the

0:37:18.239 --> 0:37:20.279
<v Speaker 1>front porch and y'all coming up in the car and.

0:37:23.440 --> 0:37:26.080
<v Speaker 3>Like, yeah, what was the thing that happened with O

0:37:26.120 --> 0:37:28.680
<v Speaker 3>Ryan's car where there was like that security?

0:37:28.719 --> 0:37:31.920
<v Speaker 2>God, I forget what it was we haven't. I've always

0:37:31.920 --> 0:37:33.840
<v Speaker 2>asked Oryan for it, but she'll never send it to me.

0:37:33.920 --> 0:37:36.440
<v Speaker 1>Okay, we should like save onto that story because we

0:37:36.480 --> 0:37:38.520
<v Speaker 1>want to have a Ryan on again. So we'll tell

0:37:38.560 --> 0:37:40.320
<v Speaker 1>that story because that ship is so funny.

0:37:40.560 --> 0:37:42.919
<v Speaker 2>Just look out. Me and O'Ryan got in a car

0:37:43.000 --> 0:37:47.080
<v Speaker 2>crash and it's quite literally the funniest security cam footage.

0:37:47.760 --> 0:37:50.160
<v Speaker 1>Feels like the silent films that cut it and they're like.

0:37:50.080 --> 0:37:54.160
<v Speaker 2>But what, Yeah, it's so fucking funny.

0:37:53.960 --> 0:37:56.600
<v Speaker 3>But oh that's awkward.

0:37:56.840 --> 0:38:00.239
<v Speaker 2>I was gonna say, have y'all seen that the video

0:38:00.400 --> 0:38:03.719
<v Speaker 2>of that truck that gets in the tornado and it

0:38:03.800 --> 0:38:07.240
<v Speaker 2>flips and rolls over and all that shit. It happened

0:38:07.239 --> 0:38:09.960
<v Speaker 2>like probably five years ago.

0:38:10.200 --> 0:38:10.840
<v Speaker 1>I need to see it.

0:38:11.480 --> 0:38:13.480
<v Speaker 2>But it gets hit by a tornado, it rolls a

0:38:13.520 --> 0:38:16.400
<v Speaker 2>bunch and then just drives away.

0:38:16.640 --> 0:38:21.359
<v Speaker 1>It's like the greatest ad honestly, Like if I got

0:38:21.440 --> 0:38:23.279
<v Speaker 1>rolled around by a tornado but my car and I

0:38:23.360 --> 0:38:25.200
<v Speaker 1>was fine, Like, yes, I would drive away. Actually no,

0:38:26.680 --> 0:38:28.600
<v Speaker 1>could I make any money off of that situation? If

0:38:28.640 --> 0:38:30.280
<v Speaker 1>I say?

0:38:31.080 --> 0:38:34.320
<v Speaker 5>Okay, back to the wild weather out of Texas following

0:38:34.320 --> 0:38:37.239
<v Speaker 5>a tornado outbreak, folks, this is video you're looking at

0:38:37.400 --> 0:38:38.960
<v Speaker 5>from Elgin, just east of Austin.

0:38:39.400 --> 0:38:41.600
<v Speaker 1>Watch as a twister lifts a pick up.

0:38:41.840 --> 0:38:44.839
<v Speaker 5>Off the ground, spinning it around and then landing it

0:38:44.920 --> 0:38:59.359
<v Speaker 5>back on its wheels. Take another look. Okay, if that's

0:39:00.360 --> 0:39:03.640
<v Speaker 5>the driver, continues as if nothing.

0:39:03.480 --> 0:39:06.160
<v Speaker 1>Even you want driving.

0:39:08.560 --> 0:39:10.200
<v Speaker 2>Didn't even show it, fucking driving off.

0:39:10.280 --> 0:39:12.239
<v Speaker 1>I mean, I believe it. I believe you, Drew, I

0:39:12.280 --> 0:39:12.680
<v Speaker 1>believe you.

0:39:14.280 --> 0:39:16.520
<v Speaker 2>Pisses me off. But it was a Texas team and

0:39:16.560 --> 0:39:18.040
<v Speaker 2>he got fifteen thousand dollars.

0:39:18.160 --> 0:39:21.480
<v Speaker 1>Okay, then yeah, I would say good.

0:39:21.320 --> 0:39:23.279
<v Speaker 3>To know who pays the money for I.

0:39:23.320 --> 0:39:25.319
<v Speaker 2>Think it was like the fucking state. I think it

0:39:25.400 --> 0:39:28.840
<v Speaker 2>was the car company because they like it was like

0:39:28.920 --> 0:39:31.960
<v Speaker 2>the greatest ad for them ever, because like they're hard

0:39:32.000 --> 0:39:32.520
<v Speaker 2>to get hit by.

0:39:32.600 --> 0:39:35.440
<v Speaker 1>Hid him fifteen k Now it's not a good adoption, true,

0:39:35.520 --> 0:39:36.160
<v Speaker 1>I want more.

0:39:36.280 --> 0:39:38.680
<v Speaker 2>I could have died because that's at least like a

0:39:38.719 --> 0:39:42.360
<v Speaker 2>three million dollar budget commercial. Yea, yeah, but they saved

0:39:42.800 --> 0:39:43.680
<v Speaker 2>three million dollars.

0:39:43.800 --> 0:39:45.760
<v Speaker 1>They saved so much money on editors.

0:39:45.400 --> 0:39:51.200
<v Speaker 2>Speaking of cars. Yeah, literally, because Ellen ellen Degenner has

0:39:51.239 --> 0:39:54.520
<v Speaker 2>saved so much money on editors, because or saves so

0:39:54.600 --> 0:39:56.440
<v Speaker 2>much money because she hires.

0:39:56.560 --> 0:39:59.320
<v Speaker 1>She does hold the editing for the show herself.

0:39:59.719 --> 0:40:03.040
<v Speaker 2>But but oh, you know that like hoodie that Ellen

0:40:03.120 --> 0:40:06.320
<v Speaker 2>and jay z ware that has like the Bosquiocht painting

0:40:06.360 --> 0:40:09.319
<v Speaker 2>on it. I think it's off white and all of

0:40:09.360 --> 0:40:13.120
<v Speaker 2>like the conspiracy freakazoids like uh talk about it like

0:40:13.160 --> 0:40:16.160
<v Speaker 2>it's like if you know this symbol like and what

0:40:16.239 --> 0:40:19.040
<v Speaker 2>it means, you would be shocked. Then it's like just

0:40:19.120 --> 0:40:22.440
<v Speaker 2>pictures of Ellen and other celebrities wearing that hoodie.

0:40:22.520 --> 0:40:26.040
<v Speaker 1>I want it so fucking bad you're talking about it's just.

0:40:26.000 --> 0:40:29.960
<v Speaker 2>Like a Boscocht painting, Like Boscocht like a state collab

0:40:30.000 --> 0:40:32.440
<v Speaker 2>with off white and there's like this little creepy Boscot

0:40:32.440 --> 0:40:33.120
<v Speaker 2>painting right here.

0:40:33.320 --> 0:40:34.880
<v Speaker 1>Oh maybe I have seen it and.

0:40:34.960 --> 0:40:39.160
<v Speaker 2>It looked it does look kind of demonic. But something

0:40:39.200 --> 0:40:43.560
<v Speaker 2>that's legitimately been pissing me the fuck off recently, like

0:40:43.680 --> 0:40:46.440
<v Speaker 2>actually driving me insane.

0:40:46.960 --> 0:40:47.200
<v Speaker 1>Is.

0:40:48.719 --> 0:40:53.520
<v Speaker 2>Why the fuck are the speed limits fifty miles per

0:40:53.560 --> 0:40:56.040
<v Speaker 2>hour but my car can go one hundred and fifty

0:40:56.080 --> 0:40:58.359
<v Speaker 2>miles per hour? Like literally, what is the point of

0:40:58.360 --> 0:41:00.600
<v Speaker 2>making my car go that fast or making the speed

0:41:00.600 --> 0:41:02.760
<v Speaker 2>limits that low if my car can go that fast?

0:41:03.040 --> 0:41:05.239
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I don't really understand it either. Also that, but

0:41:05.239 --> 0:41:07.520
<v Speaker 1>that's why I don't understand people who want sports cars

0:41:07.560 --> 0:41:09.640
<v Speaker 1>that go like, why would I ever need.

0:41:09.600 --> 0:41:12.040
<v Speaker 2>My car to go three hundred miles per hour? Like okay,

0:41:12.080 --> 0:41:14.280
<v Speaker 2>so I can drive in the salt flats, Like cool,

0:41:14.320 --> 0:41:15.120
<v Speaker 2>that's so fun.

0:41:15.200 --> 0:41:16.719
<v Speaker 1>Do you need a car that faster to driving the

0:41:16.719 --> 0:41:17.440
<v Speaker 1>salt flats?

0:41:17.560 --> 0:41:20.319
<v Speaker 2>No, but you can drive that fast in the salt flats.

0:41:20.560 --> 0:41:23.040
<v Speaker 2>That's where they set all the world records for land speed.

0:41:25.040 --> 0:41:28.000
<v Speaker 2>I can't believe that. It's really cool. There's this really

0:41:28.040 --> 0:41:29.840
<v Speaker 2>awesome documentary about like a motorcycle.

0:41:29.920 --> 0:41:32.400
<v Speaker 1>Is it dangerous to drive that fast even on like

0:41:32.920 --> 0:41:33.520
<v Speaker 1>flat area?

0:41:33.800 --> 0:41:36.120
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I feel like there could be like a because

0:41:36.160 --> 0:41:41.200
<v Speaker 2>in the salt flats there's like little pockets where the

0:41:41.239 --> 0:41:45.240
<v Speaker 2>water like erodes the salt away and then it gets covered. Yeah, exactly,

0:41:45.320 --> 0:41:47.560
<v Speaker 2>and you don't see it. Yeah, you're if you're going

0:41:47.600 --> 0:41:49.440
<v Speaker 2>three hundred miles and you hit that, it's not in

0:41:49.680 --> 0:41:51.360
<v Speaker 2>the yang Wang yang Wang.

0:41:51.760 --> 0:41:55.239
<v Speaker 1>That is fucking insane. Also, yang Wang literally sounds like

0:41:55.280 --> 0:41:58.200
<v Speaker 1>the name of like a beauty influencer, Like it sounds

0:41:58.239 --> 0:41:58.840
<v Speaker 1>like a guy.

0:41:58.719 --> 0:42:02.000
<v Speaker 2>To yeah, like, are's thel beauty.

0:42:02.120 --> 0:42:04.600
<v Speaker 3>I feel like cars can go that fast because I've

0:42:04.640 --> 0:42:07.279
<v Speaker 3>always in my head rationalized of like if you aren't

0:42:07.320 --> 0:42:10.720
<v Speaker 3>an emergency situation and you have to like drive really

0:42:10.760 --> 0:42:13.879
<v Speaker 3>fast around. I don't know, I'm like for men.

0:42:13.880 --> 0:42:16.960
<v Speaker 1>Emergency situation is like when we pulled up today to

0:42:17.120 --> 0:42:19.520
<v Speaker 1>film the episode, I saw Kai and I felt like

0:42:19.560 --> 0:42:20.399
<v Speaker 1>I had to put my car.

0:42:20.600 --> 0:42:24.600
<v Speaker 2>Oh, speaking of the emergency situ fucking wait, wait, why

0:42:24.640 --> 0:42:27.399
<v Speaker 2>I was perving on me when I was in my car.

0:42:27.920 --> 0:42:28.800
<v Speaker 3>I was just filming.

0:42:29.200 --> 0:42:31.760
<v Speaker 2>I had look look at this creepy video.

0:42:32.320 --> 0:42:34.840
<v Speaker 3>He's a little I was just filming you.

0:42:35.160 --> 0:42:43.960
<v Speaker 1>We've become obsessed with saying all ew, why are you

0:42:44.120 --> 0:42:46.680
<v Speaker 1>breathing so hard?

0:42:47.080 --> 0:42:47.920
<v Speaker 3>I'm just filming.

0:42:49.040 --> 0:42:49.800
<v Speaker 1>Why were you filming?

0:42:49.840 --> 0:42:51.880
<v Speaker 3>I'm so ugly when I'm to add it to the

0:42:52.520 --> 0:42:54.760
<v Speaker 3>to the database of videos that I have of you guys,

0:42:55.080 --> 0:42:56.960
<v Speaker 3>because you guys just look so cute when you don't

0:42:57.000 --> 0:42:59.359
<v Speaker 3>know that someone's filming you. And I just I want

0:42:59.400 --> 0:43:01.480
<v Speaker 3>you guys to see what the world sees.

0:43:02.040 --> 0:43:04.320
<v Speaker 1>I never want to see what the world sees. Actually,

0:43:04.360 --> 0:43:06.320
<v Speaker 1>I decided, like I think I'm gonna get rid of

0:43:06.360 --> 0:43:10.120
<v Speaker 1>all my mirrors and get rid of my phone and

0:43:10.239 --> 0:43:12.000
<v Speaker 1>move to the woods and die.

0:43:12.480 --> 0:43:15.759
<v Speaker 2>Okay, we are back. Wait, I'm gonna taken off guard

0:43:15.760 --> 0:43:21.359
<v Speaker 2>photo of Okay, there we go, got it? This is

0:43:21.400 --> 0:43:22.440
<v Speaker 2>actually so.

0:43:24.440 --> 0:43:25.560
<v Speaker 1>He looks so cute.

0:43:26.400 --> 0:43:29.320
<v Speaker 3>Let me see that's.

0:43:28.440 --> 0:43:31.520
<v Speaker 1>Actually that is weirdly enough, the lighting your back lit.

0:43:31.520 --> 0:43:32.200
<v Speaker 1>But like that.

0:43:32.200 --> 0:43:34.279
<v Speaker 3>Photo, Can I see it again? Because I feel like.

0:43:34.160 --> 0:43:36.560
<v Speaker 1>The lighting was really good even though it's back lit.

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<v Speaker 3>I was.

0:43:37.800 --> 0:43:40.600
<v Speaker 1>I don't think I look photos like photographs I've ever seen.

0:43:40.719 --> 0:43:42.840
<v Speaker 2>I know, I'm like Loki, a photographer. I can capture

0:43:42.880 --> 0:43:44.200
<v Speaker 2>someone's essence perfectly.

0:43:46.320 --> 0:43:49.160
<v Speaker 1>Just they're like, snap, that's real life. This is real life.

0:43:49.200 --> 0:43:52.200
<v Speaker 3>Really imposing that you're saying, I actually look good because

0:43:52.200 --> 0:43:54.000
<v Speaker 3>I'll put it on on my main.

0:43:54.239 --> 0:43:55.239
<v Speaker 1>Yeah you should.

0:43:55.719 --> 0:43:58.680
<v Speaker 2>This is a good photo of you and you guys

0:43:58.680 --> 0:43:59.880
<v Speaker 2>aren't working with me, No, you.

0:44:00.040 --> 0:44:02.440
<v Speaker 1>It's so moisturized, and your teeth are really.

0:44:02.400 --> 0:44:04.960
<v Speaker 2>White, real white teeth. You got that?

0:44:04.960 --> 0:44:06.000
<v Speaker 1>That a smile?

0:44:06.400 --> 0:44:08.759
<v Speaker 3>Honestly, I trust you, guys. I trust you, guys. I don't.

0:44:08.800 --> 0:44:10.960
<v Speaker 3>I don't trust my own image of myself, So I

0:44:11.000 --> 0:44:13.200
<v Speaker 3>trust you. Be okay, then send me that.

0:44:13.239 --> 0:44:16.480
<v Speaker 2>Well we've been saying, y'all, this is so fucking funny.

0:44:16.840 --> 0:44:20.560
<v Speaker 2>Before I got I, before I wrote the trade update,

0:44:20.960 --> 0:44:23.719
<v Speaker 2>I took a note saying I didn't re checked. It's

0:44:23.840 --> 0:44:27.440
<v Speaker 2>so fucking dramatic. I didn't know it was possible.

0:44:27.600 --> 0:44:30.080
<v Speaker 1>Love to read your fucking journals right now.

0:44:30.440 --> 0:44:34.840
<v Speaker 2>They're not really like they're so psychopathic, like they're really intense.

0:44:36.120 --> 0:44:38.800
<v Speaker 1>Uh well, my car story. Have I told the story

0:44:38.800 --> 0:44:40.760
<v Speaker 1>about me crashing the car when I was fifteen?

0:44:41.920 --> 0:44:42.080
<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

0:44:42.160 --> 0:44:44.479
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, like the hit and run, Yeah, the hit.

0:44:44.400 --> 0:44:45.680
<v Speaker 1>And run, the Starbucks hit and run.

0:44:45.880 --> 0:44:47.440
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:44:47.560 --> 0:44:50.200
<v Speaker 1>Oh that one isn't that funny. But I'll tell that

0:44:50.239 --> 0:44:52.200
<v Speaker 1>one a different time if actually people want to hear it,

0:44:52.200 --> 0:44:54.040
<v Speaker 1>because it is a funny story. But the one I

0:44:54.080 --> 0:44:56.600
<v Speaker 1>was just thinking of is one time when we were

0:44:56.640 --> 0:44:58.920
<v Speaker 1>driving home from school, me and my whole family were

0:44:58.960 --> 0:45:01.160
<v Speaker 1>in the car, or we're driving to school, because it

0:45:01.160 --> 0:45:06.400
<v Speaker 1>was like seven am, and this tiny like Toyota Camry,

0:45:06.640 --> 0:45:08.640
<v Speaker 1>it was a gold color just like, ran through a

0:45:08.640 --> 0:45:11.160
<v Speaker 1>red light and t boned somebody who was right in

0:45:11.200 --> 0:45:14.120
<v Speaker 1>front of us. And I am not kidding. Twelve high

0:45:14.160 --> 0:45:16.480
<v Speaker 1>schoolers jumped out of the car and it felt like

0:45:16.520 --> 0:45:18.560
<v Speaker 1>I was actually watching a clown car because it was

0:45:18.600 --> 0:45:23.440
<v Speaker 1>a tiny like nineteen ninety six camera and twelve big

0:45:23.480 --> 0:45:26.960
<v Speaker 1>ass teenagers got out and ran all different directions, and

0:45:27.000 --> 0:45:28.640
<v Speaker 1>it turned out that it was a bunch of eighth

0:45:28.680 --> 0:45:31.239
<v Speaker 1>graders from my school who had taken their mom's car

0:45:31.760 --> 0:45:33.759
<v Speaker 1>to school, and they were like just listening to a

0:45:33.760 --> 0:45:35.520
<v Speaker 1>bunch of music. And this kid had gone around and

0:45:35.520 --> 0:45:37.720
<v Speaker 1>picked up all his friends and were like all laughing,

0:45:37.760 --> 0:45:39.520
<v Speaker 1>like dude, just get in, just get in, we can

0:45:39.600 --> 0:45:41.760
<v Speaker 1>all fit. And they were all in there, like laying

0:45:41.800 --> 0:45:43.800
<v Speaker 1>on top of each other, and they weren't paying attention

0:45:43.800 --> 0:45:46.360
<v Speaker 1>because they were too busy just like laughing. They hit

0:45:46.440 --> 0:45:48.480
<v Speaker 1>this car. Nobody got injured, but all of them ran

0:45:48.520 --> 0:45:50.560
<v Speaker 1>out and just the one kid who I knew who

0:45:50.560 --> 0:45:53.279
<v Speaker 1>I went to YMCA with was Stan left standing at

0:45:53.280 --> 0:45:55.440
<v Speaker 1>the car and I just like we looked at my

0:45:55.480 --> 0:45:57.760
<v Speaker 1>dad was like, oh my god, these kids are crazy,

0:45:57.840 --> 0:45:59.680
<v Speaker 1>and we were like, yeah, they're so crazy. But they

0:45:59.680 --> 0:46:00.600
<v Speaker 1>were like all of our front.

0:46:00.680 --> 0:46:03.480
<v Speaker 2>They're free too. I told you my car crash story.

0:46:04.239 --> 0:46:07.799
<v Speaker 2>Wife two. So one of them I was getting slurpees

0:46:07.840 --> 0:46:09.600
<v Speaker 2>from racetrack and we were.

0:46:09.880 --> 0:46:12.719
<v Speaker 1>We had our first problem is getting slurpees from race track.

0:46:12.880 --> 0:46:14.920
<v Speaker 2>I was we would go to the YMCA and then

0:46:14.960 --> 0:46:17.000
<v Speaker 2>we'd it was like across the street and then we

0:46:17.040 --> 0:46:20.040
<v Speaker 2>would drive my friend's dad would drive us across the

0:46:20.040 --> 0:46:24.600
<v Speaker 2>street and we were drinking slurpees and we had small

0:46:24.760 --> 0:46:27.640
<v Speaker 2>cups of Slurpees, but they had really long straws in

0:46:27.680 --> 0:46:30.640
<v Speaker 2>them because they only had long straws, And we were

0:46:30.640 --> 0:46:35.440
<v Speaker 2>both sipping our slurpies as we were rear ended, and

0:46:35.680 --> 0:46:38.200
<v Speaker 2>we both deep throated our slurpee straws and cut the

0:46:38.239 --> 0:46:39.399
<v Speaker 2>back of our throats.

0:46:40.840 --> 0:46:46.640
<v Speaker 1>Like wait, Also, I just remembered another car crash story,

0:46:46.680 --> 0:46:49.640
<v Speaker 1>which was a very very sure sign of me from

0:46:49.680 --> 0:46:52.480
<v Speaker 1>a young age having OCD. But the first car accident

0:46:52.520 --> 0:46:55.040
<v Speaker 1>I remember being in I had it was my first

0:46:55.120 --> 0:46:56.920
<v Speaker 1>day second grade. My mom picked me up. I was

0:46:56.960 --> 0:46:58.719
<v Speaker 1>in the front seat. I didn't put a seatbelt on,

0:46:58.960 --> 0:47:01.399
<v Speaker 1>and I was talking mad about my new teacher because

0:47:01.400 --> 0:47:03.839
<v Speaker 1>I thought she was a fucking bitch and her name

0:47:03.920 --> 0:47:06.600
<v Speaker 1>was like miss Adams or some shit, and she was

0:47:06.760 --> 0:47:10.480
<v Speaker 1>a bitch. It was literally like she was evil version

0:47:10.560 --> 0:47:15.000
<v Speaker 1>of missus Frizzle from that one fucking show. But like

0:47:15.080 --> 0:47:17.160
<v Speaker 1>now looking back, she was very cute, because there were

0:47:17.200 --> 0:47:19.000
<v Speaker 1>times where she was very nice. But the first day

0:47:19.000 --> 0:47:20.759
<v Speaker 1>of school I was talking mad shit about her, and

0:47:20.760 --> 0:47:22.480
<v Speaker 1>then we got into a car crash, and since I

0:47:22.480 --> 0:47:25.799
<v Speaker 1>didn't have my seatbelt on, I shot into like the

0:47:25.880 --> 0:47:28.520
<v Speaker 1>foot space because I was a tiny person, and I

0:47:28.560 --> 0:47:31.239
<v Speaker 1>shot into the foot space I twisted my ankle, and

0:47:31.360 --> 0:47:34.480
<v Speaker 1>I was I never talked shit about her for the

0:47:34.520 --> 0:47:36.440
<v Speaker 1>rest of the year, even though she was so mean

0:47:36.480 --> 0:47:40.239
<v Speaker 1>to me. I was convinced that talking about her made

0:47:40.239 --> 0:47:42.200
<v Speaker 1>my mom crash the car karma, so I was like,

0:47:42.200 --> 0:47:44.120
<v Speaker 1>I can't talk bad about her anymore because she's like

0:47:44.160 --> 0:47:45.040
<v Speaker 1>a witch or something.

0:47:45.600 --> 0:47:49.759
<v Speaker 2>The last cars crash story I'll tell is I was

0:47:50.000 --> 0:47:54.200
<v Speaker 2>driving in Grand Burry and we were going down you

0:47:54.239 --> 0:47:57.719
<v Speaker 2>know that big road by like like you know, Hb's

0:47:57.760 --> 0:47:59.600
<v Speaker 2>here where I worked is here. We were going down

0:47:59.680 --> 0:48:03.399
<v Speaker 2>that road and there were like, no, I'm not even

0:48:03.400 --> 0:48:07.920
<v Speaker 2>gonna tell it. Okay, I'm not gonna tell it.

0:48:08.440 --> 0:48:09.520
<v Speaker 1>We don't deserve it.

0:48:09.800 --> 0:48:12.880
<v Speaker 2>No, y'all don't get it. Y'all will never understand it. Now,

0:48:12.960 --> 0:48:14.719
<v Speaker 2>I was just gonna lie and say hit a bunch

0:48:14.719 --> 0:48:16.760
<v Speaker 2>of bikers. But I was like, honestly, that's not funny.

0:48:17.840 --> 0:48:23.880
<v Speaker 2>But the last thing I'll bring up, and this was diabolical.

0:48:24.080 --> 0:48:28.400
<v Speaker 2>This was full y'all are evil for doing this to me.

0:48:29.040 --> 0:48:32.839
<v Speaker 2>But I saw the video and it was like when

0:48:32.880 --> 0:48:35.160
<v Speaker 2>they're an ugly type of hot, and it was like

0:48:35.200 --> 0:48:38.319
<v Speaker 2>this girl like like when they're an ugly type of hot.

0:48:39.520 --> 0:48:43.000
<v Speaker 2>I got tagged in that thirty plus times, and there

0:48:43.040 --> 0:48:45.480
<v Speaker 2>was a comment saying, oh, this is Drew Phillips that

0:48:45.520 --> 0:48:49.440
<v Speaker 2>had three thousand likes an ugly type of hot. You

0:48:49.480 --> 0:48:51.560
<v Speaker 2>were not an ugly type of hot.

0:48:51.680 --> 0:48:54.359
<v Speaker 1>We're not ugly hot like I think you are just hot.

0:48:54.440 --> 0:48:57.239
<v Speaker 3>You are take the hot you honestly aren't. Yeah, drop

0:48:57.280 --> 0:48:59.040
<v Speaker 3>the ugly purely hot.

0:49:00.000 --> 0:49:02.080
<v Speaker 1>Well, I need to find the screenshot because I saw

0:49:02.120 --> 0:49:05.520
<v Speaker 1>something like that of me recently that made me crack

0:49:05.800 --> 0:49:12.000
<v Speaker 1>d fuck up. Oh, it was like going into the

0:49:12.040 --> 0:49:14.399
<v Speaker 1>new year with an any humanser mindset, and it was like.

0:49:14.360 --> 0:49:17.000
<v Speaker 4>A slideshow of a bunch of really really cute pictures

0:49:17.040 --> 0:49:20.720
<v Speaker 4>and like just my vibe, like aesthetically And then the

0:49:20.840 --> 0:49:24.760
<v Speaker 4>top comment was isn't she like super sad?

0:49:25.560 --> 0:49:33.439
<v Speaker 2>Yeh yeh, yeah, not anymore. It's five exact and you're

0:49:33.560 --> 0:49:37.080
<v Speaker 2>so happy. Actually, you have been really happy recently. I

0:49:37.200 --> 0:49:39.719
<v Speaker 2>have been, like the last week. There was a rough

0:49:39.760 --> 0:49:40.879
<v Speaker 2>two weeks when we got back.

0:49:40.960 --> 0:49:42.480
<v Speaker 3>Have you been happy the last week?

0:49:43.120 --> 0:49:43.400
<v Speaker 1>No?

0:49:44.000 --> 0:49:46.759
<v Speaker 3>Actually, well I was gonna say, I've also been happy, So.

0:49:47.239 --> 0:49:49.319
<v Speaker 2>Make it end with me while you're bragging.

0:49:49.840 --> 0:49:51.120
<v Speaker 3>Bragg I'm usually sad.

0:49:51.400 --> 0:49:53.520
<v Speaker 2>Usually when we're sad, you have to be sad. You

0:49:53.600 --> 0:49:55.600
<v Speaker 2>can and when we're happy, you have to be sad.

0:49:56.000 --> 0:49:57.840
<v Speaker 1>What you need to stay sad?

0:49:58.239 --> 0:49:58.479
<v Speaker 3>Dude.

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<v Speaker 2>I love hearing that, though, kaya because.

0:50:01.560 --> 0:50:06.239
<v Speaker 3>I felt so good. That's awesome. Yeah, it felt good you.

0:50:06.200 --> 0:50:08.560
<v Speaker 2>Were in I mean, you've been going back and seeing

0:50:08.560 --> 0:50:10.480
<v Speaker 2>your family a lot. What if that's like the key?

0:50:10.719 --> 0:50:12.479
<v Speaker 3>It might be it really is. I'm not kidding.

0:50:12.520 --> 0:50:14.840
<v Speaker 1>I think like removing yourself from like high.

0:50:14.760 --> 0:50:18.279
<v Speaker 3>Social helping your parents with stuff is like, so it's

0:50:18.320 --> 0:50:19.520
<v Speaker 3>what we were meant to do.

0:50:19.640 --> 0:50:22.040
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it was truly. We were supposed to be like

0:50:22.160 --> 0:50:24.839
<v Speaker 2>in the villages, like helping our parents build the mud hut.

0:50:25.080 --> 0:50:25.120
<v Speaker 5>Like.

0:50:25.160 --> 0:50:26.680
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, when I was younger, I would go visit my

0:50:26.719 --> 0:50:29.319
<v Speaker 3>family and I would just regress and that that was

0:50:29.360 --> 0:50:31.640
<v Speaker 3>my activity. But now I just I go back and

0:50:31.680 --> 0:50:33.200
<v Speaker 3>I help them do chores and stuff.

0:50:33.800 --> 0:50:37.960
<v Speaker 2>That's that is so cute. I don't have a Drew

0:50:38.040 --> 0:50:39.759
<v Speaker 2>sigh up today, but I have a monologue.

0:50:41.160 --> 0:50:43.000
<v Speaker 1>I if this is what I think it is, I'm

0:50:43.040 --> 0:50:45.319
<v Speaker 1>gonna walk away while you do it, all.

0:50:45.360 --> 0:50:51.279
<v Speaker 2>Right, no lube, no protection, all night, all day. From

0:50:51.320 --> 0:50:54.320
<v Speaker 2>the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining

0:50:54.360 --> 0:50:57.480
<v Speaker 2>room table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to

0:50:57.560 --> 0:51:05.160
<v Speaker 2>the shower from the front porch to the battalcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratically, exponentially,

0:51:05.200 --> 0:51:11.399
<v Speaker 2>fuck exponently, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream until

0:51:11.440 --> 0:51:19.000
<v Speaker 2>I see the light. Missionary cowgirl, reverse, cowgirl, doggie, backwards, forwards, sideways,

0:51:19.160 --> 0:51:22.160
<v Speaker 2>upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch,

0:51:22.280 --> 0:51:27.640
<v Speaker 2>on a chair, being carried against the wall outside, in

0:51:27.680 --> 0:51:31.040
<v Speaker 2>a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle,

0:51:31.680 --> 0:51:35.000
<v Speaker 2>the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a

0:51:35.040 --> 0:51:39.040
<v Speaker 2>bounce house, in the pool, bent over in the basement

0:51:39.239 --> 0:51:44.920
<v Speaker 2>against the window. Have the most toe curling, back arching,

0:51:45.040 --> 0:51:49.880
<v Speaker 2>leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drolling,

0:51:50.040 --> 0:51:57.440
<v Speaker 2>ass clenching, nose sniffing, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheets, gripping, knuckles, cracking,

0:51:57.560 --> 0:52:03.120
<v Speaker 2>jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth, theator bug, mind boggling, soul snatching,

0:52:03.200 --> 0:52:12.920
<v Speaker 2>over stimulating, vial, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, backbreaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly,

0:52:13.080 --> 0:52:21.120
<v Speaker 2>lip biting, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty feet kicking,

0:52:21.360 --> 0:52:26.040
<v Speaker 2>mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone wrecking, world ending, black

0:52:26.080 --> 0:52:34.879
<v Speaker 2>hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable,

0:52:34.920 --> 0:52:40.359
<v Speaker 2>body numbing, back worthing, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating,

0:52:40.880 --> 0:52:45.600
<v Speaker 2>don't cough, uh sorry, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling,

0:52:46.200 --> 0:52:51.520
<v Speaker 2>sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets removing, eye widening, pussy popping,

0:52:52.920 --> 0:52:59.480
<v Speaker 2>nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell dissolving, hair ripping, slow,

0:53:00.480 --> 0:53:07.000
<v Speaker 2>show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, splendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly

0:53:07.719 --> 0:53:12.719
<v Speaker 2>awaking Devn's Devil's tattoo. That was a Fredine Switt slip,

0:53:12.960 --> 0:53:17.720
<v Speaker 2>Hi devn Devil's tango. He could not put a nuclear

0:53:17.800 --> 0:53:20.920
<v Speaker 2>bomb inside of me and I'd still ride it. Or

0:53:20.960 --> 0:53:22.880
<v Speaker 2>he could put a nuclear bomb inside of me and

0:53:22.880 --> 0:53:25.799
<v Speaker 2>I'd still ride it, and I would give this man

0:53:25.960 --> 0:53:32.960
<v Speaker 2>the sloppiest, wettest, creamiest, soul taking, slimy, life changing, death, defying,

0:53:33.280 --> 0:53:37.520
<v Speaker 2>heaven sent flabbergasting, hypnotizing, ungodly.

0:53:37.040 --> 0:53:41.120
<v Speaker 3>Head that is sexy. That was a very sexy poem that.

0:53:40.960 --> 0:53:42.920
<v Speaker 1>Felt like when you and your friends go to a

0:53:42.960 --> 0:53:45.319
<v Speaker 1>new restaurant and the waitress asks if y'all have been

0:53:45.360 --> 0:53:48.080
<v Speaker 1>there before, and some fucking idiot the table decides to

0:53:48.120 --> 0:53:50.160
<v Speaker 1>admit you haven't been there before, So now you have

0:53:50.200 --> 0:53:52.360
<v Speaker 1>to hear the whole spiel. That's what it is.

0:53:55.400 --> 0:53:57.080
<v Speaker 2>What is the suit? Mini? Also, I have to give

0:53:57.760 --> 0:54:00.319
<v Speaker 2>what's on the sup menu today.

0:53:59.120 --> 0:54:03.120
<v Speaker 1>And the special today. Drew is the kind of motherfucker.

0:54:02.600 --> 0:54:04.160
<v Speaker 2>I do do that. I do do that, but I

0:54:04.200 --> 0:54:06.080
<v Speaker 2>have to give credit where credit is due. That was

0:54:06.120 --> 0:54:08.839
<v Speaker 2>from at cunt rs on.

0:54:08.960 --> 0:54:11.200
<v Speaker 3>Oh, I thought you were writing sex poetry.

0:54:11.360 --> 0:54:12.280
<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, no.

0:54:12.120 --> 0:54:14.880
<v Speaker 3>I was gonna say, because I've I've actually been writing

0:54:15.160 --> 0:54:16.960
<v Speaker 3>some sex sexy poetry as well.

0:54:17.520 --> 0:54:17.840
<v Speaker 2>Read some.

0:54:18.320 --> 0:54:22.520
<v Speaker 3>This one's called clever Girl. I feel like a cursed

0:54:22.600 --> 0:54:25.239
<v Speaker 3>time traveler, one that can only move forward in time.

0:54:25.800 --> 0:54:28.600
<v Speaker 3>My addiction to the arts rivaled only by my addiction

0:54:28.680 --> 0:54:31.759
<v Speaker 3>to beautiful women. What does a night out with a

0:54:31.800 --> 0:54:34.800
<v Speaker 3>guy like me look like? I take you to a restaurant,

0:54:34.880 --> 0:54:37.560
<v Speaker 3>I wine and dine you and shower you with sexy compliments.

0:54:38.600 --> 0:54:40.680
<v Speaker 3>I take you back to my apartment and impress you

0:54:40.719 --> 0:54:43.480
<v Speaker 3>with my sexy furniture. I make you laugh until you squirt,

0:54:43.760 --> 0:54:46.400
<v Speaker 3>and best of all, we make love in the morning,

0:54:46.440 --> 0:54:49.000
<v Speaker 3>I make you breakfast, and you bake me for more sex.

0:54:50.360 --> 0:54:52.439
<v Speaker 3>A bachelor tethered only to his cock.

0:54:54.239 --> 0:54:55.040
<v Speaker 1>What is this?

0:54:55.360 --> 0:54:57.600
<v Speaker 3>It's poetry. I've been working on a coffee in a

0:54:57.680 --> 0:55:01.680
<v Speaker 3>hip downtown cafe, overlooking the side. God, I indulge in

0:55:01.719 --> 0:55:06.440
<v Speaker 3>a cigarette, sue me. May you find me guilty? You

0:55:07.000 --> 0:55:07.399
<v Speaker 3>find it?

0:55:07.800 --> 0:55:09.680
<v Speaker 1>Where is this from? God?

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<v Speaker 3>You find it relaxing to be around me, even when

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<v Speaker 3>I'm giving you little kisses and nibbles. God, I'm almost done.

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<v Speaker 3>The sun sets, The sun sets on a brazen New

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<v Speaker 3>York City skyline. Your body quenches my thirst, a sexual oasis.

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<v Speaker 3>I laugh at it. You introduce me to your friends.

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<v Speaker 3>They are offended by my candor.

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<v Speaker 2>So it ends there.

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<v Speaker 3>That's it. It's yeah, that was.

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<v Speaker 2>Beautiful.

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<v Speaker 3>When I was in New York, me and my friends

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<v Speaker 3>were like, we're trying to write like the most like disgusting,

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<v Speaker 3>like straight guy poetry. We can.

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<v Speaker 2>That's your milk and honey.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'll just keep working on that. I'm gonna keep working, you.

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<v Speaker 2>Know, I think, right, a couple more and we'll bring

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<v Speaker 2>one every episode so and you can hear it every time.

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<v Speaker 3>Now I like them longer.

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<v Speaker 1>Too, so yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna kill myself tonight.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Drew's high up corner. I'm always intrigued by close friends' stories.

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<v Speaker 2>Who's not allowed to see you grilling zucchini?

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<v Speaker 1>That's how I feel about, like ice cream? Like why

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<v Speaker 1>who can't know you're having a sweet treat right now?

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<v Speaker 2>Why is six gagged? Why because seven eight?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay?

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<v Speaker 2>That was at shape Ports on Twitter. Y'all merge perfectly

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<v Speaker 2>at chick fil A. But y'all merge perfectly at Chick

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<v Speaker 2>fil A? But why not? On the I forty five,

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<v Speaker 2>that's really good. That was from Cassidy Jane, And that's

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<v Speaker 2>all y'all get well.

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<v Speaker 1>My media of the week is still just Walk a

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<v Speaker 1>Thin Line by Fleetwood Mac because I don't know, I

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<v Speaker 1>just feel like that song, and that's all I've been

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<v Speaker 1>listening to on repeat.

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<v Speaker 2>My media of the week is The Dark Tower one

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<v Speaker 2>in the Dark Tower series by Stephen Hawking or Stephen

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<v Speaker 2>King because my crush really likes it and so I

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<v Speaker 2>started listening to it. That's cute all, but no, for real,

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<v Speaker 2>my media is I might break, but I won't buy

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<v Speaker 2>Thrillium Angels Maury Moury' that's all y'all get. And then

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<v Speaker 2>I've been only listening to the Challengers soundtrack. It's been

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<v Speaker 2>the score to my life the last three weeks. It's

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<v Speaker 2>been the soundtrack to my life. So tap in and

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<v Speaker 2>then anything Trent Reznor Atticus Ross. I started listening to

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<v Speaker 2>the Social Network soundtrack because every once in a while,

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<v Speaker 2>like if I have an album I really really love,

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<v Speaker 2>I like have to withdraw from it because I'm like

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<v Speaker 2>too like dependent on it and I'm also like just desensitized. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>so I like take like a tolerance break from it.

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<v Speaker 2>And oh my god, the Social Network soundtrack is so

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<v Speaker 2>fucking good, y'all, And I'm back on that ship. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>back on that good ship. And my media, well, Ky,

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<v Speaker 2>do you have a single song you would like to type? People?

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<v Speaker 3>Movie the movie Media, The Before Sun Before Sons. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I had never seen him, really, I've never seen him.

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<v Speaker 3>They're so good.

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<v Speaker 2>We've we've talked about you not seeing them before. They're

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<v Speaker 2>so fucking lit.

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<v Speaker 3>So crazy. And actually in the first one.

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<v Speaker 2>Was that one car away No no, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 2>it's link later, yeah, link later.

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<v Speaker 3>But in the first one, the guy is like, I

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<v Speaker 3>have this idea for a TV show where we just

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<v Speaker 3>follow people's lives, like what you guys are talking about. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>before sunset?

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<v Speaker 2>Are there two or three?

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<v Speaker 3>There's three and they're ten years apart every time were

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<v Speaker 3>they made?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know if they were made like like years

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<v Speaker 2>apart or they.

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<v Speaker 3>Were made over the course of thirty years with the

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<v Speaker 3>same actors, so lit it's it's really.

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<v Speaker 2>Cool, so goodd but okay, well, thanks for listening to

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<v Speaker 2>this episode of Emergency or Calm. This is the last

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<v Speaker 2>episode to talk what's fun

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