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Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's Friday. It's direct day for uploading

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Speaker 1: true Drew. We said we were going to talk about

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Speaker 1: that on camera.

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Speaker 2: We this, no, it needs to be addressed. So there's

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Speaker 2: been a part of us missing for the last six

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Speaker 2: weeks or something like that, and we thought like we

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Speaker 2: we might just let it go and no one will notice.

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Speaker 2: But ye, Kai holds a big spot in all of

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Speaker 2: our hearts. This is about Kai. But yeah, we we

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Speaker 2: decided to go separate ways. We fired Kai. I know

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Speaker 2: this is like a horrible like horrible timing for this

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Speaker 2: to come out, but like, yeah, Kai is gone, He's

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Speaker 2: out of the picture.

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Speaker 1: You fired him because you found out he went hooked

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Speaker 1: up with somebody else, even though you like said okay.

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Speaker 2: And we don't have hr and like what like like

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Speaker 2: what literally like what.

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Speaker 1: I told you guys, You guys shouldn't have been like

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Speaker 1: romantically inclined if you were gonna work together. I said

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Speaker 1: that like from the beginning.

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Speaker 2: Well, once you do us with someone, you're spiritually connected.

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Speaker 1: We have no connection.

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Speaker 2: So now I'm gonna have to fire you.

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Speaker 1: You can't fire I'm firing. Also, Kai isn't fired. He's

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Speaker 1: like in the hallway I'm pretty sure Kai, you didn't

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Speaker 1: fire him. You just said he can't be in the

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Speaker 1: room anymore.

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Speaker 2: We were saying, you're fired.

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Speaker 1: Well, he's been trying to fire you.

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Speaker 2: What because you're like hooking up with people and you're

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Speaker 2: blowing vape smoke in my face.

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Speaker 1: I know he did just walk into the kitchen and

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Speaker 1: blow up smoke.

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Speaker 2: Drew.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, should we start the episode? Where were you guys

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Speaker 3: talking about when I was in the bathroom.

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Speaker 2: No, we were saying, like, you're gone, You're out of here,

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Speaker 2: You're out of the.

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Speaker 3: Are you like flirting with me?

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Speaker 2: Is it's like? No, No, it's.

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Speaker 1: Been like a huge decision. We've been thinking, we've.

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Speaker 2: Been We've been talking about this for a very long time.

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Speaker 2: I thought you were already gone, but apparently you want

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Speaker 2: to hook up with other fucking hose Oh is this.

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Speaker 3: About when you sat me down and said, since you're

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Speaker 3: fucking like hundreds of other people, I can't work on

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Speaker 3: the podect. I thought that was a joke.

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Speaker 2: No, I was, okay, let's play.

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Speaker 1: Wait, who was fucking hundreds of people? Because girls coming on?

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Speaker 3: Was he was doing what you do? I was doing

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Speaker 3: what you do.

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Speaker 1: It's gonna you can do what the master does.

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Speaker 2: It's different. Yeah, like I'm ran through, but I still

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Speaker 2: look put together. You're ran through and look.

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Speaker 3: You're ran through and you don't look put together. I'm

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Speaker 3: ran through and I look perfect.

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Speaker 1: You're falling apart from all the all the insertions you've had.

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Speaker 3: I'm having a lot of work done.

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Speaker 1: We need to say that about people who are looking

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Speaker 1: up lot low key. You are getting a lot of

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Speaker 1: work done.

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Speaker 2: You're getting a lot of getting work done. All right, guys,

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Speaker 2: and scene Kai is not fired.

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Speaker 3: I was improv. He's all funny improv.

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Speaker 2: He's just been traveling the world.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he's been too cool for us.

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Speaker 3: So, no, that's not true. You guys are my priority.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, oh that's what you say.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you guys are my priority.

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Speaker 2: Hey yep, yes, not yep, yes, but I just I

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Speaker 2: dot no not yet you said yep. You say yes.

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Speaker 3: Yes, papas and Mama, queen, queen.

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Speaker 2: Yes queen, and yes Daddy yes no yet? Say kay?

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Speaker 2: Can you say good boy?

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Speaker 1: Okay?

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Speaker 2: No, just boy? Good boy?

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Speaker 3: Wow? So much I've missed so much stuff. I saw

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Speaker 3: a baby girl and I've been saying that to people

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Speaker 3: when I check out it groceries. I'll be like, good girl, you.

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Speaker 1: Shouldn't be saying that's a random.

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Speaker 2: Like it's Trader Joe.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, the.

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Speaker 3: First they're all slugs.

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Speaker 1: Like when did that start? When did the like Trader

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Speaker 1: Joe to whore pipeline start? Like when did that become

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Speaker 1: like a theory?

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Is it just because all their workers are like sexy?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 2: I think they're just like trained to be nice and

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Speaker 2: like we live, we were existing in like a loneliness epidemic,

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Speaker 2: not just men but women too, and like when someone's

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Speaker 2: nice to you, it's like, oh wait, like they want

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Speaker 2: to have sex, they want me, But I fall for that.

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Speaker 2: Every time I.

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Speaker 3: Heard something that was like Trader Joe's business models. They're

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Speaker 3: trying to commodify the small town grocery store, so like

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Speaker 3: their aesthetic is like not super like it's not branded

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Speaker 3: like a CBS. And then they train people to treat

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Speaker 3: patrons bell basically. Yes, yes, it's the Southern bell technique.

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Speaker 2: That actually is interesting because when I go to the

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Speaker 2: grocery stores in Granberry, they're all like chit chatty, want

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Speaker 2: fuck alone.

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Speaker 1: I know, I will say yesterday I went grocery shopping

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Speaker 1: him speak to me. This older gay guy saw me

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Speaker 1: getting pretzels and was asking about them, and like I

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Speaker 1: here's gay guy.

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Speaker 2: Okay, here's gay guy. And last.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well look.

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Speaker 2: You can't say yeah. You gotta say yes, yes, daddy

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Speaker 2: and mama you stop that can't like I mama's and poppa.

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Speaker 1: But he was asking me about the fucking pretzels, and

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Speaker 1: I just entertained it, even though I was not in

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Speaker 1: to grab some honey off the top shelf for her.

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Speaker 1: She was tall enough to grab it. Yeah, her old

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Speaker 1: ass was tall enough to grab it. She was not

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Speaker 1: my fucking I. I just grabbed it for her. And

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Speaker 1: then twenty minutes later, I'm not.

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Speaker 2: Narcissist, like a literal narcissist. Everybody wants her.

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Speaker 1: Well, no, I don't actually think that. You said that.

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Speaker 1: I didn't think that. I did think she was just

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Speaker 1: the big she has through its because she asked me

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Speaker 1: to grab the bigger container. I want to go grab that,

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Speaker 1: and she's like, no, can you shut the fuck up

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Speaker 1: for three goddamn fucking seconds down.

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Speaker 3: You should slap him or something. Hit me?

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Speaker 2: Hit me, hit me, hit me. I can't feel my

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Speaker 2: fucking face. Just hit me?

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Speaker 1: Did they like was that far in the movie? Just

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Speaker 1: like being freaky when they do smoke weed or something

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Speaker 1: or I don't.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what they might have done, like nitrous

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Speaker 2: oxide or some shit.

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Speaker 3: What are you guys talking about?

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Speaker 1: Thirteen thirteen?

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Speaker 3: Oh, I haven't seen that since I hit me.

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Speaker 2: And it's liken and like it was like a huge

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Speaker 2: thing on me. Fuck fucking hit me.

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Speaker 1: I don't feel anything. Hit me. But I went to

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Speaker 1: go grab the bigger thing of honey because she was

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Speaker 1: pointing at them and she was like, no, no, a small one.

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Speaker 1: I grabbed her one small one, and then she was like, actually,

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Speaker 1: can you get me another one? And I was like okay,

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Speaker 1: So I grabbed her another one and then she asked

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Speaker 1: me for another one, so she got three smaller ones

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Speaker 1: instead of just the big one, which I'm whatever, but

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Speaker 1: the point of the story. Literally three minutes later in

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Speaker 1: the next aisle, we were in the produce aisle and

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Speaker 1: she comes around the corner and she slams into my

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Speaker 1: car hard as fuck, didn't say sorry, didn't look at me,

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Speaker 1: and I was like, oh my god, I think she

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Speaker 1: might just have dementia. Like she literally like turned the corner,

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Speaker 1: slammed into me, looked at me, and looked away, and

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Speaker 1: then started like inching closer and pushing my car out

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Speaker 1: And I was like, bitch, I don't know what, but

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Speaker 1: I just fucking helped you around the corner. Why are

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Speaker 1: you like with the fucking carts now? So she was

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Speaker 1: mad at me for help.

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Speaker 2: He's tweaking out. Also, like the entire time you were talking,

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Speaker 2: I realized every single word that comes out of anybody's

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Speaker 2: mouth in my vicinity, I can sexualize. I know it's

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Speaker 2: I know, it's really like you said, like inches, and

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Speaker 2: I was like, oh, inches, penis, because I was Okay,

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Speaker 2: we're getting a new TV, but I wanted to measure

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Speaker 2: the old TV. So I think it's sixty five inches,

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Speaker 2: which is three Drew penis slings. That's like a new

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Speaker 2: unit of measure we're using.

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Speaker 3: Your dick? Is that long? Long?

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Speaker 2: Is that it's like twenty one point five inches twenty

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Speaker 2: one point three three, but I.

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Speaker 1: Round it's actually twenty one point six six.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, twenty one point sixty six, So I round.

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Speaker 3: Down is that when it's you have a oh onsoft?

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Speaker 2: But yeah, we You also said slams, like her cart

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Speaker 2: slams into you, slams like.

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Speaker 1: Doing s Who says slams?

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Speaker 2: You said slams?

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Speaker 1: No, I'm saying, like, who says that in a sexual content?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 2: I slammed her? That think this new fucking thing that

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Speaker 2: like guys are saying that's abs absolutely like repulsive, like

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Speaker 2: you know, like they have riz and they have huzz

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Speaker 2: and they have all that shit. Bitch. The new thing

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Speaker 2: they're saying is splitting, like, oh, I'd split that, which

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Speaker 2: is like that's gross. Yeah, And they're like talking about

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Speaker 2: like the most what's craziest.

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Speaker 1: I think, Drew, somehow you interact with the straightest side

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Speaker 1: of the internet, because every time you bring up some

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Speaker 1: stuff that like guys are talking about, it really freaks

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Speaker 3: Who told you that you knew about like mogging culture

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Speaker 3: so long, like a year before people were.

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Speaker 2: Oh, no, I was.

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Speaker 1: I was tapped in so he knew about mewing way

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Speaker 1: too early.

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Speaker 2: You know, I was. I was tapped the fuck into

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Speaker 2: the like looks Max and culture because I just thought

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Speaker 2: it was literally the most deranged, funny thing I've ever

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Speaker 2: seen in my life. And the reason I found out

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Speaker 2: about it was this kid, Dylan Latham, who is a

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Speaker 2: part of the cookie Verse, who is also a part

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Speaker 2: of Santa Cruz. Is like it's chop house.

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Speaker 1: Chopped how.

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Speaker 2: No, you don't know, you don't know power mb.

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Speaker 1: No, No, I don't want to know. I like Ie Squad,

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Speaker 1: Like no, I feel like I genuinely, genuinely think these

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Speaker 1: are things I should never hear, Like do you know

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Speaker 1: what I mean?

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Speaker 2: Sometimes like no, Vex Boltz is a part of Ya Squad,

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Speaker 2: and yes, Vex Bolts snuck into the cookie Verse lore

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Speaker 2: he was sneaking in.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I really, I really, I'm not kidding. It feels

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Speaker 1: like a world that I just shouldn't know exists. It's like,

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Speaker 2: It's a world no man over the age of sixteen

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Speaker 3: Nexting Karen Drew say that he DMed Cookie King.

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Speaker 2: No but and then sneaking into the lore. I'm going

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Speaker 3: Seasons.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we're in season seven right now.

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Speaker 1: How you want to season of? Why?

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Speaker 2: Like universe y'all don't know Hills bro Hills.

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Speaker 1: Like like why you have all the information in your ad?

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Speaker 1: Like what scares me? Is I genuinely do think Yourew

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Speaker 2: Now I'm gonna remember, cared for.

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Speaker 1: The things you're gonna remember, Like you're only gonna remember

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Speaker 3: you guys are both looking very good, very attractive. You

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Speaker 2: I don't remember.

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Speaker 1: We were like having a fake argument or I like

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Speaker 2: Oh, I don't remember what it was. But yeah, we

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Speaker 1: Like wait, why do we like to cosplay? Is like

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Speaker 1: It's because I like, I love a crazy couple that's

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Speaker 1: I just feel like I was born to entertain so I.

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Speaker 2: Like to like, you're an entertaining todding, You're you're a

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Speaker 2: stay entertaining, You're a star. Did that sound like old Hollywood?

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Speaker 3: I did?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Did you guys see that? A lot of people on

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Speaker 3: the internet think that I look like Elio Leo from

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Speaker 1: No, you have a picture.

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Speaker 3: Well just look, so they drew this beautiful drawing and

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Speaker 3: then the comment, the top comment says, that's kind new.

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Speaker 2: Man guy, That does not mean you look you look

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Speaker 1: I know they're saying you took that with grace. I

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Speaker 3: Being called a handsome movie start lookike, yeah.

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Speaker 2: Being called tnnedy chaamagna. What like the you know.

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Speaker 1: The hyper pigmentation. That's kind. Oh I want like a

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Speaker 1: can see it and hold it. Why are you crying?

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Speaker 4: Bro?

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Speaker 1: My fucking god.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I looked up, I looked down at my phone,

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Speaker 1: Why it's what? Just is it the TikTok man?

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Speaker 2: You're banning red dye three? They're ready, they're banning red

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Speaker 1: Wait are they actually wait? Did they did it go through?

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Speaker 2: Because twenty seven they're banning red dye three.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, you have so much time.

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Speaker 2: And this is my nine to eleven, This is my

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Speaker 2: nine eleven. They hit the fucking Pentagon, give me my

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Speaker 1: They hit the fucking Pentagon.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they they're taking care.

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Speaker 1: I would fucking hope in two years your ass is

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Speaker 1: not eating Red forty anymore. I learn a lot of

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Speaker 2: Scary less my hemorrhoids. I don't have hemorrhoids, but I

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Speaker 2: like to say I have hemorrhoids. But I'm like, in

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Speaker 1: I've never had hemorrhoids, and I've always been convinced I do,

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Speaker 2: So now, just have you had a hemorrhoids?

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Speaker 1: Tendency is every time have you ever had a fit?

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Speaker 2: Sure?

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Speaker 1: Who has a had a fisher there here or there?

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Speaker 3: Like, I'm not no comment.

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Speaker 1: Everyone's dropped a huge.

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Speaker 3: Everyone has had we just say a huge dry load,

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Speaker 3: A huge.

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Speaker 1: Stinky load, No, a huge hard load, A.

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Speaker 3: Really painful thing. Is like when you're constant and you

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Speaker 3: and it's like it's very dense.

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Speaker 1: You end up talking about ship.

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Speaker 2: I know, we need.

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Speaker 3: To talk about important stuff.

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Speaker 2: Like the TikTok band. Y'all, bitch, I don't believe that. See,

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Speaker 2: I wrote all of the things I want to.

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Speaker 3: Don't either, I don't. I don't think it's gonna happen.

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Speaker 2: I wrote all the things I wanted to talk about.

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Speaker 2: I genuinely I don't believe it either. But if it

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Speaker 2: like they can just take whatever the fuck they want

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Speaker 2: from us. And also, y'all, I everybody I give a chance,

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Speaker 2: you better hope I don't give you a fucking second chance,

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Speaker 2: because every single person I give a second chance squanders it.

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Speaker 2: Mark Zuckerberg counts your fucking days. You and Elon Musk

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Speaker 2: are gonna end up in the same fucking place together

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Speaker 1: They're such like little dick ass hose, like they just

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Speaker 2: His stupid fucking perm, Like why are you perming your

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Speaker 2: hair in your fucking forties?

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Speaker 1: You feel like they have like vaginal type fupas does

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Speaker 1: that make sense. Yeah, no, Lily, Like I just know,

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Speaker 1: like if you if you got that fat like Kuchima Bob,

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Speaker 2: They both have like concave chess or X like, dude,

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: They're just disgusting and fucking ugly.

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Speaker 2: And take that fucking gold chain off, you freak pitch.

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Speaker 2: I don't give a fuck if it has sentimental value.

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Speaker 2: Oh look, my child gave it to me, you fucking pervert.

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Speaker 2: Like it's all his fault. He's a fucking perv. Like literally,

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Speaker 1: They're fucking nasty, bro. I want so badly I would

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Speaker 1: pay any amount of money to have them both like

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Speaker 1: put in velcrow suits and like launched on a machine

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I would throw bricks.

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Speaker 1: Tomato, Oh, I would throw Okay, So here would be

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Speaker 1: the order. We strap Elon and Mark Zuckerberg up to walls.

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Speaker 1: We start with tomatoes. No, no, no, We start with

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Speaker 2: Do that.

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Speaker 1: Then we do balloons like but more so like condoms,

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Speaker 1: We leave them outside overnight so they get covered in

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Speaker 1: and we use a power hose that's made for taking

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Speaker 2: Just spray the spray their their first layer.

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Speaker 1: Of skin off and they get to live. But that's

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Speaker 1: just like punishment.

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Speaker 2: I want to cover them in bees.

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Speaker 3: I think. So I'm imagining we build like a big

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Speaker 3: all you're gonna do is dive into this, and then

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 2: But everything I wrote that I wanted to talk about

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Speaker 2: about the TikTok ban has already been said a million

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Speaker 1: They hacked his neuralinks he passed.

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Speaker 2: His Elon must It's like I love Elon musk no

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Speaker 2: the the way that like they thought like banning this app, well, okay,

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Speaker 2: let me back it up a little bit. China government, they.

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Speaker 1: Thought they way.

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Speaker 2: No, but China and America. China and America have worked

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Speaker 2: to get us to hate each other, like they want

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Speaker 2: us to hate each other. They don't want us united,

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Speaker 2: They want us to hate each other through propaganda whatever

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Speaker 2: the fuck it is. In banning TikTok, they wanted us

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Speaker 2: to like be separated even further. They said it was

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Speaker 2: a data issue, like da da da da da. We

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Speaker 2: in doing so, they've like kind of united China and

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Speaker 2: American people like with this red no note, like the amount.

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Speaker 1: Of like Americans on my iPhone right now learning Mandarin.

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Speaker 1: I didn't know that many people could speak Mandarin. Isn't

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Speaker 1: that like the hardest language to learn? That some of

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Speaker 1: wracket you grew up in. Because some of y'all are

446
00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:17,840
Speaker 1: a little too young to know Mandarin. I'm saying that,

447
00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:19,879
Speaker 1: like people don't have fucking free will and actual like

448
00:21:19,960 --> 00:21:23,480
Speaker 1: academic access and dueling.

449
00:21:23,520 --> 00:21:26,160
Speaker 2: God exists, I guess I think is cool. I want

450
00:21:26,560 --> 00:21:27,439
Speaker 2: I love China.

451
00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:30,760
Speaker 3: I really want a yang wang U nine.

452
00:21:31,240 --> 00:21:32,600
Speaker 2: It's like you've been talking about that.

453
00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:35,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like an electric supercar that they built.

454
00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:38,679
Speaker 1: Oh I do remember, yeah, bad. I just want to

455
00:21:38,680 --> 00:21:40,600
Speaker 1: go to China because it sounds lit as fuck, like

456
00:21:40,680 --> 00:21:42,600
Speaker 1: it sounds pretty. I have friends who've gone, and they

457
00:21:42,640 --> 00:21:44,560
Speaker 1: all say it's pretty, and I want to go. Oh

458
00:21:44,600 --> 00:21:47,040
Speaker 1: my god, the next brand trip like fuck all that

459
00:21:47,080 --> 00:21:49,359
Speaker 1: Turks and Keko shit? Who was taking me to China?

460
00:21:49,720 --> 00:21:52,359
Speaker 1: But no, I actually can't believe so many people know

461
00:21:52,600 --> 00:21:56,800
Speaker 1: Mandarin because I barely know Spanish anymore and it is

462
00:21:56,840 --> 00:21:59,119
Speaker 1: so impressive, and that they are just jealous. I'm jealous

463
00:21:59,160 --> 00:21:59,560
Speaker 1: of people.

464
00:22:00,080 --> 00:22:04,159
Speaker 2: What I've been practicing Mandarin. No you haven't, I literally have,

465
00:22:04,359 --> 00:22:05,720
Speaker 2: and ironically.

466
00:22:06,520 --> 00:22:08,480
Speaker 1: Then fucking speak it. Now, give me your phone because

467
00:22:08,480 --> 00:22:10,280
Speaker 1: I feel like you're gonna like just look something up.

468
00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:30,879
Speaker 2: Or chunga chung shout? What's that? Timin the mankom he

469
00:22:30,960 --> 00:22:33,240
Speaker 2: is a child ing the Uhan?

470
00:22:34,680 --> 00:22:35,639
Speaker 3: That sounded perfect.

471
00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:36,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, what did you say?

472
00:22:37,640 --> 00:22:41,399
Speaker 2: I said? I can't remember all of it, but basically

473
00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:43,200
Speaker 2: I said I want to have sex?

474
00:22:43,280 --> 00:22:44,320
Speaker 1: Wait, how did you do that?

475
00:22:44,440 --> 00:22:44,520
Speaker 2: Like?

476
00:22:44,560 --> 00:22:46,480
Speaker 1: When did you learn that? I'm so confused.

477
00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:48,200
Speaker 2: I've been learning Mandarin in Swahili?

478
00:22:49,040 --> 00:22:49,359
Speaker 1: Do you know?

479
00:22:50,119 --> 00:22:50,520
Speaker 2: Yes?

480
00:22:50,720 --> 00:22:54,320
Speaker 1: Okay, because I remember him trying to learn Swahili. He

481
00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:56,440
Speaker 1: said that he was going to learn it in a month,

482
00:22:56,480 --> 00:22:57,000
Speaker 1: and he did.

483
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Speaker 3: Do a link or a week one of those things

484
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Speaker 3: that he said that he was never going to fall

485
00:23:01,119 --> 00:23:01,439
Speaker 3: through with.

486
00:23:01,720 --> 00:23:06,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, fucking god, so annoying, Like y'all are so annoyed?

487
00:23:06,600 --> 00:23:07,719
Speaker 2: Well did I try?

488
00:23:07,840 --> 00:23:10,359
Speaker 1: Okay? Also, like if you're not actually speaking mander and

489
00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:11,639
Speaker 1: I hope you know that's like fucked up.

490
00:23:11,800 --> 00:23:15,280
Speaker 2: Oh wow, the liberals here the liberals go again. You

491
00:23:15,280 --> 00:23:18,479
Speaker 2: can't even speak a language. Okay, Well, let that gett canceled.

492
00:23:18,560 --> 00:23:25,480
Speaker 3: Let me try, let me try. Well, what instiden kind

493
00:23:25,480 --> 00:23:25,800
Speaker 3: ad me?

494
00:23:25,800 --> 00:23:28,200
Speaker 2: I'm concential, tilla, Oh what'd you say?

495
00:23:28,760 --> 00:23:31,560
Speaker 3: I said that. I'm just happy to be back and

496
00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:32,680
Speaker 3: I'm happy to see.

497
00:23:32,480 --> 00:23:36,600
Speaker 1: You guys, I feel like, that's not what you said.

498
00:23:36,600 --> 00:23:38,800
Speaker 3: Why are you not impressed when I when I do it.

499
00:23:38,720 --> 00:23:40,920
Speaker 1: Well, because you're just like this guy with a phone

500
00:23:40,960 --> 00:23:42,360
Speaker 1: who like uses it and like, I.

501
00:23:42,280 --> 00:23:43,960
Speaker 3: Don't know, but that's hard. It's hard to learn.

502
00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:46,120
Speaker 2: Like you're a guy with the phone with crypto.

503
00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:48,639
Speaker 1: Yeah, literally you just like I feel like you're on

504
00:23:48,680 --> 00:23:50,960
Speaker 1: the internet like that. It's like not that shocking to mab.

505
00:23:51,080 --> 00:23:53,920
Speaker 3: Still impressive that I know languages.

506
00:23:53,520 --> 00:23:55,640
Speaker 1: You know what is really fucked up about me? When

507
00:23:55,800 --> 00:23:59,960
Speaker 1: that was a good guy? No crazy like random languages.

508
00:24:00,280 --> 00:24:02,600
Speaker 1: I don't find it impressive. I actually usually find it

509
00:24:02,640 --> 00:24:04,760
Speaker 1: extremely annoying. I'm like, oh, okay, I'm.

510
00:24:04,680 --> 00:24:07,199
Speaker 2: So h wait. That one white guy that goes to

511
00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:09,760
Speaker 2: like Chinatown and speaks Mandarin and everybody.

512
00:24:09,560 --> 00:24:12,280
Speaker 1: Weirdly it's impressive because he's just he's very polite.

513
00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:16,359
Speaker 2: I love the reactions of the people like so much.

514
00:24:16,520 --> 00:24:19,680
Speaker 2: And there's one where he's like getting like a pedicure

515
00:24:19,720 --> 00:24:21,800
Speaker 2: or something and they're like talking about his toes and

516
00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:25,480
Speaker 2: they're like nasty, like they're like nasty, fucking gross white

517
00:24:25,480 --> 00:24:27,840
Speaker 2: people toes or whatever the fuck they say, and then

518
00:24:27,880 --> 00:24:31,480
Speaker 2: he clocks them and is like starts speaking the language.

519
00:24:31,560 --> 00:24:32,720
Speaker 1: Wait, what does he say back?

520
00:24:32,960 --> 00:24:34,120
Speaker 2: I don't know, I don't remember.

521
00:24:34,280 --> 00:24:35,720
Speaker 1: He's like, you, stupid fucking bitch.

522
00:24:35,920 --> 00:24:38,639
Speaker 3: He kicks Oh hope not no.

523
00:24:38,720 --> 00:24:41,679
Speaker 2: I think he just says something in Mandarin random and

524
00:24:41,720 --> 00:24:44,240
Speaker 2: then they're like, he can he understands us I did

525
00:24:44,320 --> 00:24:44,639
Speaker 2: remember the.

526
00:24:44,640 --> 00:24:46,760
Speaker 1: Kind of people who That is how the episode that

527
00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:49,520
Speaker 1: video ended, and we were just mentioning casually, like oh,

528
00:24:49,560 --> 00:24:51,480
Speaker 1: it's a really funny video. You guys should go watch it.

529
00:24:51,560 --> 00:24:52,960
Speaker 1: And then they went and watched it and somebody got

530
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:55,479
Speaker 1: kicked in the face. People who watch like a lot

531
00:24:55,520 --> 00:24:58,040
Speaker 1: of violand videos really scare me. And that's all I'll say.

532
00:24:58,200 --> 00:25:00,679
Speaker 1: That is coming from somebody who watches murdered documentaries. But

533
00:25:00,720 --> 00:25:03,040
Speaker 1: there's one thing to watch, like a like a crime

534
00:25:03,080 --> 00:25:05,760
Speaker 1: investigation or something, which I don't do as often anymore.

535
00:25:05,760 --> 00:25:06,840
Speaker 1: I'm back out of the dark.

536
00:25:07,320 --> 00:25:12,760
Speaker 2: Trade update, Trade update, Trade update. Read all about it,

537
00:25:12,840 --> 00:25:16,240
Speaker 2: Read all about it. Wait, hold on, I'm easy, I'm extra,

538
00:25:16,480 --> 00:25:17,240
Speaker 2: I'm an alien.

539
00:25:17,440 --> 00:25:20,720
Speaker 1: Read out about it, Read out about it.

540
00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:27,360
Speaker 2: It's like the news. I'm eatsy, I'm an alien, I'm extra.

541
00:25:27,720 --> 00:25:30,320
Speaker 1: I like, okay, actually, I'm so sorry to intarpe, but

542
00:25:30,359 --> 00:25:31,840
Speaker 1: I have to get this out The thing that really

543
00:25:31,880 --> 00:25:34,920
Speaker 1: actually annoys me about someone like Elon Musk or Mark

544
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:38,520
Speaker 1: Zuckerberg is if I had that kind of money and power,

545
00:25:38,640 --> 00:25:41,159
Speaker 1: what I would really be doing is putting ray bands

546
00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:45,040
Speaker 1: Snapchat glasses on a handful of people and watching their

547
00:25:45,119 --> 00:25:47,800
Speaker 1: days and then paying somebody an absurd amount of money

548
00:25:47,800 --> 00:25:49,240
Speaker 1: to do super cuts of those.

549
00:25:49,480 --> 00:25:53,119
Speaker 2: Wait I at.

550
00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:53,800
Speaker 1: Night and just watch their updated days.

551
00:25:54,280 --> 00:25:57,520
Speaker 2: I have a documentary idea like this. Mine's way darker

552
00:25:57,640 --> 00:25:59,040
Speaker 2: and I don't want to get into it.

553
00:25:59,119 --> 00:26:00,440
Speaker 1: But no, mine fun.

554
00:26:00,520 --> 00:26:01,960
Speaker 2: I told both of y'all about it.

555
00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:04,760
Speaker 1: Mine is like fun, though, like I want like fun,

556
00:26:04,880 --> 00:26:06,919
Speaker 1: Try it update, try it, update U.

557
00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:14,159
Speaker 2: Y'all. The trade in question, not the phony which I

558
00:26:14,200 --> 00:26:17,000
Speaker 2: found out he had made a video talking about our

559
00:26:17,040 --> 00:26:20,040
Speaker 2: taste being similar in men and that he wanted to

560
00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:23,160
Speaker 2: see my Twitter. I don't have one, but he wanted

561
00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:26,600
Speaker 2: to see my Twitter because Twitter is all porn, Yeah,

562
00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:28,880
Speaker 2: to see if we have the same taste. Right, that's

563
00:26:29,080 --> 00:26:32,520
Speaker 2: I'm assuming that's what you was saying. But he left

564
00:26:32,520 --> 00:26:35,399
Speaker 2: a comic because I commented, like my trade, because he

565
00:26:35,440 --> 00:26:37,639
Speaker 2: made a video like responding, and I was like my

566
00:26:37,720 --> 00:26:40,320
Speaker 2: trade and he said something so funny. He was like

567
00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:42,920
Speaker 2: if Drew no if and yet yes.

568
00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:49,439
Speaker 1: Hey, come over, I have space in my bed for you.

569
00:26:50,280 --> 00:26:53,440
Speaker 2: Yeah. But basically, I'll give you the brief synopsis because

570
00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:55,440
Speaker 2: it's all I talk about now, and everybody's so tired

571
00:26:55,480 --> 00:26:57,000
Speaker 2: and bored of it, but I'm not.

572
00:26:57,200 --> 00:26:59,760
Speaker 1: I love it. It's like watching sex in the city

573
00:26:59,760 --> 00:27:00,720
Speaker 1: for the I.

574
00:27:00,640 --> 00:27:02,480
Speaker 3: Don't like hearing about this ship. I think we should

575
00:27:02,560 --> 00:27:03,040
Speaker 3: just move on.

576
00:27:03,440 --> 00:27:04,520
Speaker 1: You want a job or not?

577
00:27:04,680 --> 00:27:06,360
Speaker 2: You're so jealous.

578
00:27:06,359 --> 00:27:08,080
Speaker 3: Not jealous, and just so you talk about a lot.

579
00:27:08,119 --> 00:27:10,919
Speaker 3: It's like, okay, great, like he's awesome, he's handsome, whatever.

580
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:13,800
Speaker 2: And you saw a picture of him too, I want

581
00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:14,399
Speaker 2: to see a picture.

582
00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:15,200
Speaker 3: I haven't seen a picture.

583
00:27:17,520 --> 00:27:21,440
Speaker 2: But basically I had more in the loss of him

584
00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:26,240
Speaker 2: because I decided I'm not texting him first. I will

585
00:27:26,280 --> 00:27:29,880
Speaker 2: never tell I will literally rather never text him again

586
00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:32,160
Speaker 2: than me have to text him first one more fucking time.

587
00:27:32,600 --> 00:27:36,359
Speaker 2: And granted he has texted me first several times, but

588
00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:39,560
Speaker 2: the last like three times we spoke, he didn't text

589
00:27:39,560 --> 00:27:41,520
Speaker 2: me first, so I was like, fuck you, like we're done.

590
00:27:41,680 --> 00:27:44,359
Speaker 2: So I didn't message him. Two days go past and

591
00:27:44,400 --> 00:27:48,840
Speaker 2: I was like fuck I actually, like, I actually think

592
00:27:48,840 --> 00:27:51,640
Speaker 2: he doesn't give a shit about me, cuz if you're

593
00:27:51,680 --> 00:27:54,119
Speaker 2: confused what he's not interested?

594
00:27:55,400 --> 00:27:58,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, where did you hear that? Because that's like I

595
00:27:58,280 --> 00:28:00,440
Speaker 1: don't necessary.

596
00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:01,840
Speaker 2: I literally don't know where I heard it.

597
00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:04,240
Speaker 1: Al So it's not really good advice.

598
00:28:04,640 --> 00:28:07,160
Speaker 2: No, I think it is, because like literally, like you

599
00:28:07,359 --> 00:28:09,679
Speaker 2: if you're confused, like you should know if someone likes you,

600
00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:12,880
Speaker 2: off rip. But also I give off this like weird, mysterious,

601
00:28:12,880 --> 00:28:15,400
Speaker 2: creepy energy, and I think he's terrified of me. I'm

602
00:28:15,440 --> 00:28:17,480
Speaker 2: like literally creepy to him, bro, But.

603
00:28:20,440 --> 00:28:23,520
Speaker 1: You're saying it like you're texting him, like what's the typical.

604
00:28:23,280 --> 00:28:25,920
Speaker 2: Well I almost want to come in. I almost asked

605
00:28:25,960 --> 00:28:28,520
Speaker 2: him if he watches true crime stories, but then I

606
00:28:28,680 --> 00:28:31,000
Speaker 2: got in my head and I was like wait, because

607
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:32,520
Speaker 2: we're watching the Jinx and I was like, oh, we

608
00:28:32,520 --> 00:28:35,120
Speaker 2: can talk about the jinks. But then I was like, wait, actually,

609
00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:39,200
Speaker 2: I don't want to bring up true crime because like

610
00:28:39,240 --> 00:28:41,400
Speaker 2: we don't know each other, and it's weird if someone's

611
00:28:41,440 --> 00:28:44,320
Speaker 2: like I don't know, I just get him overthink.

612
00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:48,280
Speaker 1: He's been overthinking every step. I'm just watching somebody with

613
00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:51,920
Speaker 1: like intense paranoia and anxiety and like trying to navigate

614
00:28:51,960 --> 00:28:55,200
Speaker 1: a crush. But also we're just so opposite and you.

615
00:28:55,360 --> 00:28:56,840
Speaker 1: I say this all the time, but you can't ask

616
00:28:56,880 --> 00:28:59,000
Speaker 1: me for advice because the way I text people who

617
00:28:59,040 --> 00:29:02,520
Speaker 1: I like, like, I don't give a fuck. What are

618
00:29:02,560 --> 00:29:04,000
Speaker 1: you just gonna not like me anymore?

619
00:29:04,040 --> 00:29:06,600
Speaker 2: Okay, fine, crush, we have to keep that in mind.

620
00:29:06,640 --> 00:29:10,120
Speaker 2: This is my first crush. But I didn't text him.

621
00:29:10,120 --> 00:29:11,680
Speaker 2: He didn't text me for like two days, and I

622
00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:13,760
Speaker 2: was like, really sad. I was like, fuck, dude, I

623
00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:16,840
Speaker 2: actually like, don't think he gives a shit about me.

624
00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:18,520
Speaker 2: He never cared about me. He just wanted my body.

625
00:29:18,520 --> 00:29:21,240
Speaker 2: He doesn't give a fuck about me. Well, he texted

626
00:29:21,280 --> 00:29:23,720
Speaker 2: me back first, y'all. He asked me how I was

627
00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:24,920
Speaker 2: doing because of the fires.

628
00:29:26,240 --> 00:29:29,600
Speaker 3: He text me back, Has your crush grown since the

629
00:29:29,680 --> 00:29:30,080
Speaker 3: last time?

630
00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:34,000
Speaker 2: No, it's only shrunk, but it's shrinking. Its shrinking, its shrinking,

631
00:29:34,080 --> 00:29:36,800
Speaker 2: But it's gonna be like a black hole where eventually

632
00:29:36,800 --> 00:29:40,239
Speaker 2: it shrinks in the matter falls upon itself, and it

633
00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:43,120
Speaker 2: explodes out. That's how I've been thinking about it, or

634
00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:46,000
Speaker 2: what I still do. The first thing I think about

635
00:29:46,040 --> 00:29:47,480
Speaker 2: in the morning is him, and the last thing I

636
00:29:47,520 --> 00:29:48,479
Speaker 2: think about before going to bed.

637
00:29:48,560 --> 00:29:52,400
Speaker 3: Way, when celestial bodies collide, they create universes.

638
00:29:52,520 --> 00:29:54,959
Speaker 2: I'm scared to have text with him again after developing

639
00:29:55,040 --> 00:29:58,000
Speaker 2: this crush because my penis is not gonna work.

640
00:29:58,160 --> 00:30:01,560
Speaker 1: Also, have you ever like, had like sex with somebody

641
00:30:01,560 --> 00:30:03,080
Speaker 1: who you really had a crush on?

642
00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:06,840
Speaker 2: Oh my god, people have had really big crushes on me,

643
00:30:06,920 --> 00:30:07,800
Speaker 2: have had sex with me.

644
00:30:08,040 --> 00:30:10,960
Speaker 3: Wow, Well that was really bad.

645
00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:13,680
Speaker 1: Also, that's the beast of its own. That must be

646
00:30:13,800 --> 00:30:16,200
Speaker 1: like so awesome. I don't think anybody I've had sex

647
00:30:16,240 --> 00:30:19,760
Speaker 1: with liked me more than I liked that. I don't

648
00:30:19,760 --> 00:30:22,239
Speaker 1: think anyone I've ever liked has liked me more than

649
00:30:22,280 --> 00:30:22,720
Speaker 1: I liked that.

650
00:30:23,080 --> 00:30:25,680
Speaker 2: You know, that's impossible. You have like three thousand bodies,

651
00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:27,720
Speaker 2: you're ran through it.

652
00:30:27,760 --> 00:30:29,760
Speaker 1: Don't air me out like that. Also, I've gotten it

653
00:30:29,800 --> 00:30:32,520
Speaker 1: down because in the ten year gap it goes now,

654
00:30:32,760 --> 00:30:34,160
Speaker 1: so it's now at.

655
00:30:34,280 --> 00:30:38,120
Speaker 2: Plus your body sheds its. All of the cells in

656
00:30:38,160 --> 00:30:41,160
Speaker 2: your body replace themselves after seven years. So those bodies

657
00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:43,240
Speaker 2: in the past seven years, that's a really good They

658
00:30:43,280 --> 00:30:44,760
Speaker 2: don't give they don't count.

659
00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:45,440
Speaker 1: They don't give a fuck.

660
00:30:45,640 --> 00:30:50,320
Speaker 3: Also, give a fuck three thousand bodies. Three thousand bodies

661
00:30:50,320 --> 00:30:51,040
Speaker 3: doesn't that much.

662
00:30:51,240 --> 00:30:52,520
Speaker 1: It really is not like.

663
00:30:52,520 --> 00:30:53,240
Speaker 3: That's not bad.

664
00:30:54,240 --> 00:30:56,320
Speaker 2: She's not gonna bang you, bro, dude.

665
00:30:56,320 --> 00:30:59,400
Speaker 3: No, I'm not saying that. I'm just saying you're not blushing.

666
00:30:59,520 --> 00:31:02,840
Speaker 3: I'm not rs I'm not blushing. What else did you

667
00:31:03,080 --> 00:31:07,560
Speaker 3: crush me? I'm not saying that I was just right right. No,

668
00:31:07,680 --> 00:31:09,640
Speaker 3: I just don't think that we shame body count.

669
00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:12,400
Speaker 1: Wait, what did you say recently? In an episode? He

670
00:31:12,520 --> 00:31:16,280
Speaker 1: said something so stupid that would be perfect for this moment,

671
00:31:16,280 --> 00:31:17,520
Speaker 1: But I'm not gonna remember. And I don't know why

672
00:31:17,560 --> 00:31:19,080
Speaker 1: I just interacted because.

673
00:31:18,840 --> 00:31:24,120
Speaker 2: I hate when I do that too.

674
00:31:25,080 --> 00:31:25,560
Speaker 3: Figure it out.

675
00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:28,600
Speaker 1: Yeah. Also, last night, I have this hat on because

676
00:31:28,680 --> 00:31:31,680
Speaker 1: last night, when I was making myself a little snack,

677
00:31:33,320 --> 00:31:36,680
Speaker 1: I flung hot sugar at my face and look, Oh

678
00:31:36,720 --> 00:31:38,240
Speaker 1: it's bad, it's bad.

679
00:31:38,440 --> 00:31:41,920
Speaker 2: Oh my god, she has third degree burns.

680
00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:45,040
Speaker 1: It burns like all my skin off. And immediately it

681
00:31:45,080 --> 00:31:47,959
Speaker 1: burns my skin off. And I did something so stupid

682
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:50,080
Speaker 1: because the sugar not only flung on my face, but

683
00:31:50,160 --> 00:31:53,000
Speaker 1: it stayed there for a second because I had all

684
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:53,400
Speaker 1: this stuff.

685
00:31:54,040 --> 00:32:03,080
Speaker 2: Tongu that one crazy And here's a tongue hulu.

686
00:32:04,880 --> 00:32:07,440
Speaker 1: A tongue hulu.

687
00:32:07,840 --> 00:32:09,560
Speaker 2: Wait, but I'm not done talking about my crust.

688
00:32:09,560 --> 00:32:10,600
Speaker 1: You no, get back to it.

689
00:32:10,960 --> 00:32:14,120
Speaker 2: Actually I am done. Really, Basically, I make him text

690
00:32:14,160 --> 00:32:15,480
Speaker 2: me first now and he does.

691
00:32:16,200 --> 00:32:18,400
Speaker 1: You know what it is is you just haven't survived

692
00:32:18,440 --> 00:32:21,640
Speaker 1: like a Hay scenario. Like the thing is, you don't

693
00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:25,240
Speaker 1: need to keep in mind the Hay scenario is the

694
00:32:25,480 --> 00:32:29,480
Speaker 1: least of my worries in terms of embarrassing romantic endeavors.

695
00:32:29,520 --> 00:32:32,720
Speaker 1: Like I genuinely, from the beginning of being.

696
00:32:32,640 --> 00:32:35,560
Speaker 2: My god, I curved and friend zoned her so hard

697
00:32:35,680 --> 00:32:36,200
Speaker 2: and you weren't.

698
00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:39,360
Speaker 1: You weren't the first, and you aren't gonna be the last,

699
00:32:39,720 --> 00:32:43,200
Speaker 1: like damn, because like the thing is, I am very

700
00:32:43,200 --> 00:32:46,120
Speaker 1: aware that I'm like a pretty girl whatever I'm fond

701
00:32:46,160 --> 00:32:50,080
Speaker 1: of interesting. I am batshit crazy like that Like that,

702
00:32:50,160 --> 00:32:52,880
Speaker 1: I think everyone in my life can attest to. I

703
00:32:52,880 --> 00:32:55,600
Speaker 1: am batshit crazy and my priorities are really not in

704
00:32:55,720 --> 00:32:59,000
Speaker 1: any romantic person. So everybody who dates me.

705
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:02,200
Speaker 2: Has to bat bat shit crazy right now too, Like

706
00:33:02,240 --> 00:33:07,360
Speaker 2: you're like, I'm bad, shit crazy crazy.

707
00:33:07,600 --> 00:33:11,680
Speaker 1: No, I have been feeling like so insane the past

708
00:33:11,720 --> 00:33:12,680
Speaker 1: three weeks.

709
00:33:12,360 --> 00:33:14,320
Speaker 2: Like so in insane.

710
00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:18,400
Speaker 1: I want to I just I really need to go

711
00:33:18,520 --> 00:33:21,040
Speaker 1: to the middle of America and find like a Derby

712
00:33:21,080 --> 00:33:24,160
Speaker 1: car park thing I'm driving the boat, I'm driving the

713
00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:26,560
Speaker 1: Derby car. I want to just crash a car, like

714
00:33:26,600 --> 00:33:28,520
Speaker 1: I want it to be a safe scenario, but like

715
00:33:28,600 --> 00:33:31,520
Speaker 1: my body feels like it needs to just like blast

716
00:33:31,640 --> 00:33:32,960
Speaker 1: a song of my choice.

717
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:36,640
Speaker 2: And just like my dream is to buyo like a

718
00:33:36,680 --> 00:33:38,400
Speaker 2: thousand dollars car and crash it.

719
00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:40,600
Speaker 1: No, but I wanted to be like safety modded out

720
00:33:40,640 --> 00:33:41,800
Speaker 1: because I'm not gonna die like that.

721
00:33:41,840 --> 00:33:43,760
Speaker 3: Come on, like, oh, you want to be in it.

722
00:33:43,960 --> 00:33:46,360
Speaker 1: You know, I'm saying I want to drive it, but

723
00:33:46,440 --> 00:33:48,920
Speaker 1: I wanted to be like modded out that like there's

724
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:51,520
Speaker 1: phone cushioning all around me, so like at worst, I

725
00:33:51,640 --> 00:33:52,800
Speaker 1: feel like a blow to my chest to.

726
00:33:52,760 --> 00:33:54,680
Speaker 3: Be like you know what I feel like. One of

727
00:33:54,680 --> 00:33:57,160
Speaker 3: the most cathartic things is you know when people are

728
00:33:57,160 --> 00:33:58,960
Speaker 3: like I was in this insane crash and my car

729
00:33:59,040 --> 00:34:02,080
Speaker 3: flipped over, but I'm line, yeah, that feels like a

730
00:34:02,160 --> 00:34:04,520
Speaker 3: really cool experience to be okay.

731
00:34:05,040 --> 00:34:07,640
Speaker 2: And it's like spinning like the upside down yeah, ye,

732
00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:09,120
Speaker 2: spinning on the roof of the car.

733
00:34:09,200 --> 00:34:11,400
Speaker 1: And you know, I would really hit for somebody to

734
00:34:11,440 --> 00:34:12,680
Speaker 1: find me upside.

735
00:34:12,280 --> 00:34:16,319
Speaker 2: Down car, Like your seat belts not working, Like what

736
00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:16,680
Speaker 2: do you mean?

737
00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:19,640
Speaker 1: Just hanging upside down? And I need like my seat belts.

738
00:34:19,880 --> 00:34:22,319
Speaker 2: You have like little cuts on your face cut me off,

739
00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:25,440
Speaker 2: and I to be like all my head the jaws

740
00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:29,480
Speaker 2: of life, like like it's really dramatic for no thing,

741
00:34:30,200 --> 00:34:32,320
Speaker 2: you really, I mean. That was my New Year's resolution

742
00:34:32,440 --> 00:34:35,000
Speaker 2: was to get in a car crash. One of them

743
00:34:35,080 --> 00:34:36,560
Speaker 2: was to get in a car crash, but not in

744
00:34:36,600 --> 00:34:37,520
Speaker 2: like a deadly car.

745
00:34:37,480 --> 00:34:39,960
Speaker 1: Because you can't say that because you don't care enough.

746
00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:42,520
Speaker 1: I'm always driving when you're in a car, but.

747
00:34:42,520 --> 00:34:44,719
Speaker 2: I know or even get hit by a car like

748
00:34:44,760 --> 00:34:45,479
Speaker 2: crossing the street.

749
00:34:45,560 --> 00:34:48,120
Speaker 3: But one time I was parked in San Francisco. I

750
00:34:48,200 --> 00:34:50,439
Speaker 3: was with my friend and he was dropping me off,

751
00:34:50,480 --> 00:34:54,000
Speaker 3: and then a car hit us at like eighty miles

752
00:34:54,040 --> 00:34:55,960
Speaker 3: an hour, and we were parked on one of like

753
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:58,879
Speaker 3: the really steep hills in San Francisco, and the car

754
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:01,439
Speaker 3: flipped over it hit us, and then it shot down

755
00:35:01,480 --> 00:35:03,120
Speaker 3: the hill and it flipped.

756
00:35:02,840 --> 00:35:05,720
Speaker 2: Over me all the time like walking we.

757
00:35:05,360 --> 00:35:08,400
Speaker 3: Were in the car, but it smashed into our car

758
00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:12,359
Speaker 3: and then it flipped rolled down the hill and then

759
00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:15,839
Speaker 3: the guy just got out and said I ran up

760
00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:17,640
Speaker 3: to him to like get a photo of the thing,

761
00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:19,520
Speaker 3: and I was like, are you good? And he was like,

762
00:35:20,320 --> 00:35:22,080
Speaker 3: I just need to go to sleep. Like, I just

763
00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:24,840
Speaker 3: don't want my boss to find out about this. It

764
00:35:24,960 --> 00:35:25,760
Speaker 3: was so weird.

765
00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:27,040
Speaker 2: Did the hospital So.

766
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:30,399
Speaker 3: I was like, okay, wait here, yeah, the hospital came.

767
00:35:30,480 --> 00:35:31,400
Speaker 2: No, my hospital.

768
00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:33,319
Speaker 3: I was in front of my house at the time,

769
00:35:33,360 --> 00:35:35,680
Speaker 3: and I went inside to get water with my friend

770
00:35:35,680 --> 00:35:37,440
Speaker 3: that was parked with me and we were.

771
00:35:37,600 --> 00:35:38,719
Speaker 2: Lived in San Francisco.

772
00:35:41,040 --> 00:35:43,879
Speaker 3: Okay, that first of all homophobic.

773
00:35:44,040 --> 00:35:47,359
Speaker 2: No, no, I mean it's literally it's literally gay.

774
00:35:47,640 --> 00:35:48,640
Speaker 3: I didn't even think about it, and.

775
00:35:49,360 --> 00:35:51,719
Speaker 1: Like theory you were the homophobic one, because why are

776
00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:52,880
Speaker 1: you so offended at being.

777
00:35:52,920 --> 00:35:54,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a good point.

778
00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:56,560
Speaker 3: That's a good point, and I'm gonna I'm gonna think about.

779
00:35:56,360 --> 00:35:59,600
Speaker 2: It to kiss later. You'll just have to kiss me.

780
00:36:00,760 --> 00:36:04,640
Speaker 3: We broke up whatever manipulative Okay. We went inside to

781
00:36:04,680 --> 00:36:06,520
Speaker 3: drink water. Then when we came back out, the guy

782
00:36:06,719 --> 00:36:09,640
Speaker 3: drove the car off. When we were inside we were

783
00:36:09,680 --> 00:36:11,840
Speaker 3: drinking water. We were gonna like come back out because

784
00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:13,880
Speaker 3: I don't know. We were just like, let's just go

785
00:36:13,960 --> 00:36:16,360
Speaker 3: inside for a second. And then when we were inside,

786
00:36:16,719 --> 00:36:19,840
Speaker 3: we heard the car start and it like drove off

787
00:36:20,080 --> 00:36:21,680
Speaker 3: and what I don't know. I mean, I have a

788
00:36:21,840 --> 00:36:24,279
Speaker 3: I ended up like reporting it and we got like

789
00:36:25,239 --> 00:36:28,480
Speaker 3: physical therapy out of it. But it was like some

790
00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:30,720
Speaker 3: weird thing that ended up being this guy who worked

791
00:36:30,719 --> 00:36:35,120
Speaker 3: for like this rich tech person and what would like

792
00:36:35,560 --> 00:36:37,640
Speaker 3: this is like the seventh time it had happened, Oh

793
00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:39,640
Speaker 3: my god, where he was like his assistant. He would

794
00:36:39,640 --> 00:36:40,520
Speaker 3: like do xanax and.

795
00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:43,319
Speaker 2: Drive and it was his boss's car.

796
00:36:43,640 --> 00:36:44,520
Speaker 3: It was his boss's car.

797
00:36:44,680 --> 00:36:45,560
Speaker 1: Oh hell no.

798
00:36:46,040 --> 00:36:47,840
Speaker 2: I would be like, I want to go to sleep too.

799
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:50,440
Speaker 1: For a long.

800
00:36:51,360 --> 00:36:55,839
Speaker 2: I want to be in a coma please video wait.

801
00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:57,759
Speaker 1: That just reminded me of when you and Arrinde took

802
00:36:57,760 --> 00:37:00,520
Speaker 1: my car and O Ryan had already got into a

803
00:37:00,560 --> 00:37:02,439
Speaker 1: car accident in my car and then I let them

804
00:37:02,440 --> 00:37:04,920
Speaker 1: take it to San Francisco and they thought they got

805
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:06,719
Speaker 1: hit and they were talking about if they brought my

806
00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:08,439
Speaker 1: car back, and it was like Flintstones.

807
00:37:08,640 --> 00:37:12,400
Speaker 2: I literally was sobbing crying. I have never left that

808
00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:15,400
Speaker 2: heart of my life, and I truly it wasn't that funny.

809
00:37:15,560 --> 00:37:15,759
Speaker 2: I know.

810
00:37:15,840 --> 00:37:18,239
Speaker 1: Well, also the imagery of like me standing on the

811
00:37:18,239 --> 00:37:20,279
Speaker 1: front porch and y'all coming up in the car and.

812
00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:26,080
Speaker 3: Like, yeah, what was the thing that happened with O

813
00:37:26,120 --> 00:37:28,680
Speaker 3: Ryan's car where there was like that security?

814
00:37:28,719 --> 00:37:31,920
Speaker 2: God, I forget what it was we haven't. I've always

815
00:37:31,920 --> 00:37:33,840
Speaker 2: asked Oryan for it, but she'll never send it to me.

816
00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:36,440
Speaker 1: Okay, we should like save onto that story because we

817
00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:38,520
Speaker 1: want to have a Ryan on again. So we'll tell

818
00:37:38,560 --> 00:37:40,320
Speaker 1: that story because that ship is so funny.

819
00:37:40,560 --> 00:37:42,919
Speaker 2: Just look out. Me and O'Ryan got in a car

820
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:47,080
Speaker 2: crash and it's quite literally the funniest security cam footage.

821
00:37:47,760 --> 00:37:50,160
Speaker 1: Feels like the silent films that cut it and they're like.

822
00:37:50,080 --> 00:37:54,160
Speaker 2: But what, Yeah, it's so fucking funny.

823
00:37:53,960 --> 00:37:56,600
Speaker 3: But oh that's awkward.

824
00:37:56,840 --> 00:38:00,239
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, have y'all seen that the video

825
00:38:00,400 --> 00:38:03,719
Speaker 2: of that truck that gets in the tornado and it

826
00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:07,240
Speaker 2: flips and rolls over and all that shit. It happened

827
00:38:07,239 --> 00:38:09,960
Speaker 2: like probably five years ago.

828
00:38:10,200 --> 00:38:10,840
Speaker 1: I need to see it.

829
00:38:11,480 --> 00:38:13,480
Speaker 2: But it gets hit by a tornado, it rolls a

830
00:38:13,520 --> 00:38:16,400
Speaker 2: bunch and then just drives away.

831
00:38:16,640 --> 00:38:21,359
Speaker 1: It's like the greatest ad honestly, Like if I got

832
00:38:21,440 --> 00:38:23,279
Speaker 1: rolled around by a tornado but my car and I

833
00:38:23,360 --> 00:38:25,200
Speaker 1: was fine, Like, yes, I would drive away. Actually no,

834
00:38:26,680 --> 00:38:28,600
Speaker 1: could I make any money off of that situation? If

835
00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:30,280
Speaker 1: I say?

836
00:38:31,080 --> 00:38:34,320
Speaker 5: Okay, back to the wild weather out of Texas following

837
00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:37,239
Speaker 5: a tornado outbreak, folks, this is video you're looking at

838
00:38:37,400 --> 00:38:38,960
Speaker 5: from Elgin, just east of Austin.

839
00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:41,600
Speaker 1: Watch as a twister lifts a pick up.

840
00:38:41,840 --> 00:38:44,839
Speaker 5: Off the ground, spinning it around and then landing it

841
00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:59,359
Speaker 5: back on its wheels. Take another look. Okay, if that's

842
00:39:00,360 --> 00:39:03,640
Speaker 5: the driver, continues as if nothing.

843
00:39:03,480 --> 00:39:06,160
Speaker 1: Even you want driving.

844
00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:10,200
Speaker 2: Didn't even show it, fucking driving off.

845
00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:12,239
Speaker 1: I mean, I believe it. I believe you, Drew, I

846
00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:12,680
Speaker 1: believe you.

847
00:39:14,280 --> 00:39:16,520
Speaker 2: Pisses me off. But it was a Texas team and

848
00:39:16,560 --> 00:39:18,040
Speaker 2: he got fifteen thousand dollars.

849
00:39:18,160 --> 00:39:21,480
Speaker 1: Okay, then yeah, I would say good.

850
00:39:21,320 --> 00:39:23,279
Speaker 3: To know who pays the money for I.

851
00:39:23,320 --> 00:39:25,319
Speaker 2: Think it was like the fucking state. I think it

852
00:39:25,400 --> 00:39:28,840
Speaker 2: was the car company because they like it was like

853
00:39:28,920 --> 00:39:31,960
Speaker 2: the greatest ad for them ever, because like they're hard

854
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:32,520
Speaker 2: to get hit by.

855
00:39:32,600 --> 00:39:35,440
Speaker 1: Hid him fifteen k Now it's not a good adoption, true,

856
00:39:35,520 --> 00:39:36,160
Speaker 1: I want more.

857
00:39:36,280 --> 00:39:38,680
Speaker 2: I could have died because that's at least like a

858
00:39:38,719 --> 00:39:42,360
Speaker 2: three million dollar budget commercial. Yea, yeah, but they saved

859
00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:43,680
Speaker 2: three million dollars.

860
00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:45,760
Speaker 1: They saved so much money on editors.

861
00:39:45,400 --> 00:39:51,200
Speaker 2: Speaking of cars. Yeah, literally, because Ellen ellen Degenner has

862
00:39:51,239 --> 00:39:54,520
Speaker 2: saved so much money on editors, because or saves so

863
00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:56,440
Speaker 2: much money because she hires.

864
00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:59,320
Speaker 1: She does hold the editing for the show herself.

865
00:39:59,719 --> 00:40:03,040
Speaker 2: But but oh, you know that like hoodie that Ellen

866
00:40:03,120 --> 00:40:06,320
Speaker 2: and jay z ware that has like the Bosquiocht painting

867
00:40:06,360 --> 00:40:09,319
Speaker 2: on it. I think it's off white and all of

868
00:40:09,360 --> 00:40:13,120
Speaker 2: like the conspiracy freakazoids like uh talk about it like

869
00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:16,160
Speaker 2: it's like if you know this symbol like and what

870
00:40:16,239 --> 00:40:19,040
Speaker 2: it means, you would be shocked. Then it's like just

871
00:40:19,120 --> 00:40:22,440
Speaker 2: pictures of Ellen and other celebrities wearing that hoodie.

872
00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:26,040
Speaker 1: I want it so fucking bad you're talking about it's just.

873
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:29,960
Speaker 2: Like a Boscocht painting, Like Boscocht like a state collab

874
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:32,440
Speaker 2: with off white and there's like this little creepy Boscot

875
00:40:32,440 --> 00:40:33,120
Speaker 2: painting right here.

876
00:40:33,320 --> 00:40:34,880
Speaker 1: Oh maybe I have seen it and.

877
00:40:34,960 --> 00:40:39,160
Speaker 2: It looked it does look kind of demonic. But something

878
00:40:39,200 --> 00:40:43,560
Speaker 2: that's legitimately been pissing me the fuck off recently, like

879
00:40:43,680 --> 00:40:46,440
Speaker 2: actually driving me insane.

880
00:40:46,960 --> 00:40:47,200
Speaker 1: Is.

881
00:40:48,719 --> 00:40:53,520
Speaker 2: Why the fuck are the speed limits fifty miles per

882
00:40:53,560 --> 00:40:56,040
Speaker 2: hour but my car can go one hundred and fifty

883
00:40:56,080 --> 00:40:58,359
Speaker 2: miles per hour? Like literally, what is the point of

884
00:40:58,360 --> 00:41:00,600
Speaker 2: making my car go that fast or making the speed

885
00:41:00,600 --> 00:41:02,760
Speaker 2: limits that low if my car can go that fast?

886
00:41:03,040 --> 00:41:05,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't really understand it either. Also that, but

887
00:41:05,239 --> 00:41:07,520
Speaker 1: that's why I don't understand people who want sports cars

888
00:41:07,560 --> 00:41:09,640
Speaker 1: that go like, why would I ever need.

889
00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:12,040
Speaker 2: My car to go three hundred miles per hour? Like okay,

890
00:41:12,080 --> 00:41:14,280
Speaker 2: so I can drive in the salt flats, Like cool,

891
00:41:14,320 --> 00:41:15,120
Speaker 2: that's so fun.

892
00:41:15,200 --> 00:41:16,719
Speaker 1: Do you need a car that faster to driving the

893
00:41:16,719 --> 00:41:17,440
Speaker 1: salt flats?

894
00:41:17,560 --> 00:41:20,319
Speaker 2: No, but you can drive that fast in the salt flats.

895
00:41:20,560 --> 00:41:23,040
Speaker 2: That's where they set all the world records for land speed.

896
00:41:25,040 --> 00:41:28,000
Speaker 2: I can't believe that. It's really cool. There's this really

897
00:41:28,040 --> 00:41:29,840
Speaker 2: awesome documentary about like a motorcycle.

898
00:41:29,920 --> 00:41:32,400
Speaker 1: Is it dangerous to drive that fast even on like

899
00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:33,520
Speaker 1: flat area?

900
00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:36,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like there could be like a because

901
00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:41,200
Speaker 2: in the salt flats there's like little pockets where the

902
00:41:41,239 --> 00:41:45,240
Speaker 2: water like erodes the salt away and then it gets covered. Yeah, exactly,

903
00:41:45,320 --> 00:41:47,560
Speaker 2: and you don't see it. Yeah, you're if you're going

904
00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:49,440
Speaker 2: three hundred miles and you hit that, it's not in

905
00:41:49,680 --> 00:41:51,360
Speaker 2: the yang Wang yang Wang.

906
00:41:51,760 --> 00:41:55,239
Speaker 1: That is fucking insane. Also, yang Wang literally sounds like

907
00:41:55,280 --> 00:41:58,200
Speaker 1: the name of like a beauty influencer, Like it sounds

908
00:41:58,239 --> 00:41:58,840
Speaker 1: like a guy.

909
00:41:58,719 --> 00:42:02,000
Speaker 2: To yeah, like, are's thel beauty.

910
00:42:02,120 --> 00:42:04,600
Speaker 3: I feel like cars can go that fast because I've

911
00:42:04,640 --> 00:42:07,279
Speaker 3: always in my head rationalized of like if you aren't

912
00:42:07,320 --> 00:42:10,720
Speaker 3: an emergency situation and you have to like drive really

913
00:42:10,760 --> 00:42:13,879
Speaker 3: fast around. I don't know, I'm like for men.

914
00:42:13,880 --> 00:42:16,960
Speaker 1: Emergency situation is like when we pulled up today to

915
00:42:17,120 --> 00:42:19,520
Speaker 1: film the episode, I saw Kai and I felt like

916
00:42:19,560 --> 00:42:20,399
Speaker 1: I had to put my car.

917
00:42:20,600 --> 00:42:24,600
Speaker 2: Oh, speaking of the emergency situ fucking wait, wait, why

918
00:42:24,640 --> 00:42:27,399
Speaker 2: I was perving on me when I was in my car.

919
00:42:27,920 --> 00:42:28,800
Speaker 3: I was just filming.

920
00:42:29,200 --> 00:42:31,760
Speaker 2: I had look look at this creepy video.

921
00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:34,840
Speaker 3: He's a little I was just filming you.

922
00:42:35,160 --> 00:42:43,960
Speaker 1: We've become obsessed with saying all ew, why are you

923
00:42:44,120 --> 00:42:46,680
Speaker 1: breathing so hard?

924
00:42:47,080 --> 00:42:47,920
Speaker 3: I'm just filming.

925
00:42:49,040 --> 00:42:49,800
Speaker 1: Why were you filming?

926
00:42:49,840 --> 00:42:51,880
Speaker 3: I'm so ugly when I'm to add it to the

927
00:42:52,520 --> 00:42:54,760
Speaker 3: to the database of videos that I have of you guys,

928
00:42:55,080 --> 00:42:56,960
Speaker 3: because you guys just look so cute when you don't

929
00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:59,359
Speaker 3: know that someone's filming you. And I just I want

930
00:42:59,400 --> 00:43:01,480
Speaker 3: you guys to see what the world sees.

931
00:43:02,040 --> 00:43:04,320
Speaker 1: I never want to see what the world sees. Actually,

932
00:43:04,360 --> 00:43:06,320
Speaker 1: I decided, like I think I'm gonna get rid of

933
00:43:06,360 --> 00:43:10,120
Speaker 1: all my mirrors and get rid of my phone and

934
00:43:10,239 --> 00:43:12,000
Speaker 1: move to the woods and die.

935
00:43:12,480 --> 00:43:15,759
Speaker 2: Okay, we are back. Wait, I'm gonna taken off guard

936
00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:21,359
Speaker 2: photo of Okay, there we go, got it? This is

937
00:43:21,400 --> 00:43:22,440
Speaker 2: actually so.

938
00:43:24,440 --> 00:43:25,560
Speaker 1: He looks so cute.

939
00:43:26,400 --> 00:43:29,320
Speaker 3: Let me see that's.

940
00:43:28,440 --> 00:43:31,520
Speaker 1: Actually that is weirdly enough, the lighting your back lit.

941
00:43:31,520 --> 00:43:32,200
Speaker 1: But like that.

942
00:43:32,200 --> 00:43:34,279
Speaker 3: Photo, Can I see it again? Because I feel like.

943
00:43:34,160 --> 00:43:36,560
Speaker 1: The lighting was really good even though it's back lit.

944
00:43:36,600 --> 00:43:36,840
Speaker 3: I was.

945
00:43:37,800 --> 00:43:40,600
Speaker 1: I don't think I look photos like photographs I've ever seen.

946
00:43:40,719 --> 00:43:42,840
Speaker 2: I know, I'm like Loki, a photographer. I can capture

947
00:43:42,880 --> 00:43:44,200
Speaker 2: someone's essence perfectly.

948
00:43:46,320 --> 00:43:49,160
Speaker 1: Just they're like, snap, that's real life. This is real life.

949
00:43:49,200 --> 00:43:52,200
Speaker 3: Really imposing that you're saying, I actually look good because

950
00:43:52,200 --> 00:43:54,000
Speaker 3: I'll put it on on my main.

951
00:43:54,239 --> 00:43:55,239
Speaker 1: Yeah you should.

952
00:43:55,719 --> 00:43:58,680
Speaker 2: This is a good photo of you and you guys

953
00:43:58,680 --> 00:43:59,880
Speaker 2: aren't working with me, No, you.

954
00:44:00,040 --> 00:44:02,440
Speaker 1: It's so moisturized, and your teeth are really.

955
00:44:02,400 --> 00:44:04,960
Speaker 2: White, real white teeth. You got that?

956
00:44:04,960 --> 00:44:06,000
Speaker 1: That a smile?

957
00:44:06,400 --> 00:44:08,759
Speaker 3: Honestly, I trust you, guys. I trust you, guys. I don't.

958
00:44:08,800 --> 00:44:10,960
Speaker 3: I don't trust my own image of myself, So I

959
00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:13,200
Speaker 3: trust you. Be okay, then send me that.

960
00:44:13,239 --> 00:44:16,480
Speaker 2: Well we've been saying, y'all, this is so fucking funny.

961
00:44:16,840 --> 00:44:20,560
Speaker 2: Before I got I, before I wrote the trade update,

962
00:44:20,960 --> 00:44:23,719
Speaker 2: I took a note saying I didn't re checked. It's

963
00:44:23,840 --> 00:44:27,440
Speaker 2: so fucking dramatic. I didn't know it was possible.

964
00:44:27,600 --> 00:44:30,080
Speaker 1: Love to read your fucking journals right now.

965
00:44:30,440 --> 00:44:34,840
Speaker 2: They're not really like they're so psychopathic, like they're really intense.

966
00:44:36,120 --> 00:44:38,800
Speaker 1: Uh well, my car story. Have I told the story

967
00:44:38,800 --> 00:44:40,760
Speaker 1: about me crashing the car when I was fifteen?

968
00:44:41,920 --> 00:44:42,080
Speaker 3: Yeah?

969
00:44:42,160 --> 00:44:44,479
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, like the hit and run, Yeah, the hit.

970
00:44:44,400 --> 00:44:45,680
Speaker 1: And run, the Starbucks hit and run.

971
00:44:45,880 --> 00:44:47,440
Speaker 2: Yeah.

972
00:44:47,560 --> 00:44:50,200
Speaker 1: Oh that one isn't that funny. But I'll tell that

973
00:44:50,239 --> 00:44:52,200
Speaker 1: one a different time if actually people want to hear it,

974
00:44:52,200 --> 00:44:54,040
Speaker 1: because it is a funny story. But the one I

975
00:44:54,080 --> 00:44:56,600
Speaker 1: was just thinking of is one time when we were

976
00:44:56,640 --> 00:44:58,920
Speaker 1: driving home from school, me and my whole family were

977
00:44:58,960 --> 00:45:01,160
Speaker 1: in the car, or we're driving to school, because it

978
00:45:01,160 --> 00:45:06,400
Speaker 1: was like seven am, and this tiny like Toyota Camry,

979
00:45:06,640 --> 00:45:08,640
Speaker 1: it was a gold color just like, ran through a

980
00:45:08,640 --> 00:45:11,160
Speaker 1: red light and t boned somebody who was right in

981
00:45:11,200 --> 00:45:14,120
Speaker 1: front of us. And I am not kidding. Twelve high

982
00:45:14,160 --> 00:45:16,480
Speaker 1: schoolers jumped out of the car and it felt like

983
00:45:16,520 --> 00:45:18,560
Speaker 1: I was actually watching a clown car because it was

984
00:45:18,600 --> 00:45:23,440
Speaker 1: a tiny like nineteen ninety six camera and twelve big

985
00:45:23,480 --> 00:45:26,960
Speaker 1: ass teenagers got out and ran all different directions, and

986
00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:28,640
Speaker 1: it turned out that it was a bunch of eighth

987
00:45:28,680 --> 00:45:31,239
Speaker 1: graders from my school who had taken their mom's car

988
00:45:31,760 --> 00:45:33,759
Speaker 1: to school, and they were like just listening to a

989
00:45:33,760 --> 00:45:35,520
Speaker 1: bunch of music. And this kid had gone around and

990
00:45:35,520 --> 00:45:37,720
Speaker 1: picked up all his friends and were like all laughing,

991
00:45:37,760 --> 00:45:39,520
Speaker 1: like dude, just get in, just get in, we can

992
00:45:39,600 --> 00:45:41,760
Speaker 1: all fit. And they were all in there, like laying

993
00:45:41,800 --> 00:45:43,800
Speaker 1: on top of each other, and they weren't paying attention

994
00:45:43,800 --> 00:45:46,360
Speaker 1: because they were too busy just like laughing. They hit

995
00:45:46,440 --> 00:45:48,480
Speaker 1: this car. Nobody got injured, but all of them ran

996
00:45:48,520 --> 00:45:50,560
Speaker 1: out and just the one kid who I knew who

997
00:45:50,560 --> 00:45:53,279
Speaker 1: I went to YMCA with was Stan left standing at

998
00:45:53,280 --> 00:45:55,440
Speaker 1: the car and I just like we looked at my

999
00:45:55,480 --> 00:45:57,760
Speaker 1: dad was like, oh my god, these kids are crazy,

1000
00:45:57,840 --> 00:45:59,680
Speaker 1: and we were like, yeah, they're so crazy. But they

1001
00:45:59,680 --> 00:46:00,600
Speaker 1: were like all of our front.

1002
00:46:00,680 --> 00:46:03,480
Speaker 2: They're free too. I told you my car crash story.

1003
00:46:04,239 --> 00:46:07,799
Speaker 2: Wife two. So one of them I was getting slurpees

1004
00:46:07,840 --> 00:46:09,600
Speaker 2: from racetrack and we were.

1005
00:46:09,880 --> 00:46:12,719
Speaker 1: We had our first problem is getting slurpees from race track.

1006
00:46:12,880 --> 00:46:14,920
Speaker 2: I was we would go to the YMCA and then

1007
00:46:14,960 --> 00:46:17,000
Speaker 2: we'd it was like across the street and then we

1008
00:46:17,040 --> 00:46:20,040
Speaker 2: would drive my friend's dad would drive us across the

1009
00:46:20,040 --> 00:46:24,600
Speaker 2: street and we were drinking slurpees and we had small

1010
00:46:24,760 --> 00:46:27,640
Speaker 2: cups of Slurpees, but they had really long straws in

1011
00:46:27,680 --> 00:46:30,640
Speaker 2: them because they only had long straws, And we were

1012
00:46:30,640 --> 00:46:35,440
Speaker 2: both sipping our slurpies as we were rear ended, and

1013
00:46:35,680 --> 00:46:38,200
Speaker 2: we both deep throated our slurpee straws and cut the

1014
00:46:38,239 --> 00:46:39,399
Speaker 2: back of our throats.

1015
00:46:40,840 --> 00:46:46,640
Speaker 1: Like wait, Also, I just remembered another car crash story,

1016
00:46:46,680 --> 00:46:49,640
Speaker 1: which was a very very sure sign of me from

1017
00:46:49,680 --> 00:46:52,480
Speaker 1: a young age having OCD. But the first car accident

1018
00:46:52,520 --> 00:46:55,040
Speaker 1: I remember being in I had it was my first

1019
00:46:55,120 --> 00:46:56,920
Speaker 1: day second grade. My mom picked me up. I was

1020
00:46:56,960 --> 00:46:58,719
Speaker 1: in the front seat. I didn't put a seatbelt on,

1021
00:46:58,960 --> 00:47:01,399
Speaker 1: and I was talking mad about my new teacher because

1022
00:47:01,400 --> 00:47:03,839
Speaker 1: I thought she was a fucking bitch and her name

1023
00:47:03,920 --> 00:47:06,600
Speaker 1: was like miss Adams or some shit, and she was

1024
00:47:06,760 --> 00:47:10,480
Speaker 1: a bitch. It was literally like she was evil version

1025
00:47:10,560 --> 00:47:15,000
Speaker 1: of missus Frizzle from that one fucking show. But like

1026
00:47:15,080 --> 00:47:17,160
Speaker 1: now looking back, she was very cute, because there were

1027
00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:19,000
Speaker 1: times where she was very nice. But the first day

1028
00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:20,759
Speaker 1: of school I was talking mad shit about her, and

1029
00:47:20,760 --> 00:47:22,480
Speaker 1: then we got into a car crash, and since I

1030
00:47:22,480 --> 00:47:25,799
Speaker 1: didn't have my seatbelt on, I shot into like the

1031
00:47:25,880 --> 00:47:28,520
Speaker 1: foot space because I was a tiny person, and I

1032
00:47:28,560 --> 00:47:31,239
Speaker 1: shot into the foot space I twisted my ankle, and

1033
00:47:31,360 --> 00:47:34,480
Speaker 1: I was I never talked shit about her for the

1034
00:47:34,520 --> 00:47:36,440
Speaker 1: rest of the year, even though she was so mean

1035
00:47:36,480 --> 00:47:40,239
Speaker 1: to me. I was convinced that talking about her made

1036
00:47:40,239 --> 00:47:42,200
Speaker 1: my mom crash the car karma, so I was like,

1037
00:47:42,200 --> 00:47:44,120
Speaker 1: I can't talk bad about her anymore because she's like

1038
00:47:44,160 --> 00:47:45,040
Speaker 1: a witch or something.

1039
00:47:45,600 --> 00:47:49,759
Speaker 2: The last cars crash story I'll tell is I was

1040
00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:54,200
Speaker 2: driving in Grand Burry and we were going down you

1041
00:47:54,239 --> 00:47:57,719
Speaker 2: know that big road by like like you know, Hb's

1042
00:47:57,760 --> 00:47:59,600
Speaker 2: here where I worked is here. We were going down

1043
00:47:59,680 --> 00:48:03,399
Speaker 2: that road and there were like, no, I'm not even

1044
00:48:03,400 --> 00:48:07,920
Speaker 2: gonna tell it. Okay, I'm not gonna tell it.

1045
00:48:08,440 --> 00:48:09,520
Speaker 1: We don't deserve it.

1046
00:48:09,800 --> 00:48:12,880
Speaker 2: No, y'all don't get it. Y'all will never understand it. Now,

1047
00:48:12,960 --> 00:48:14,719
Speaker 2: I was just gonna lie and say hit a bunch

1048
00:48:14,719 --> 00:48:16,760
Speaker 2: of bikers. But I was like, honestly, that's not funny.

1049
00:48:17,840 --> 00:48:23,880
Speaker 2: But the last thing I'll bring up, and this was diabolical.

1050
00:48:24,080 --> 00:48:28,400
Speaker 2: This was full y'all are evil for doing this to me.

1051
00:48:29,040 --> 00:48:32,839
Speaker 2: But I saw the video and it was like when

1052
00:48:32,880 --> 00:48:35,160
Speaker 2: they're an ugly type of hot, and it was like

1053
00:48:35,200 --> 00:48:38,319
Speaker 2: this girl like like when they're an ugly type of hot.

1054
00:48:39,520 --> 00:48:43,000
Speaker 2: I got tagged in that thirty plus times, and there

1055
00:48:43,040 --> 00:48:45,480
Speaker 2: was a comment saying, oh, this is Drew Phillips that

1056
00:48:45,520 --> 00:48:49,440
Speaker 2: had three thousand likes an ugly type of hot. You

1057
00:48:49,480 --> 00:48:51,560
Speaker 2: were not an ugly type of hot.

1058
00:48:51,680 --> 00:48:54,359
Speaker 1: We're not ugly hot like I think you are just hot.

1059
00:48:54,440 --> 00:48:57,239
Speaker 3: You are take the hot you honestly aren't. Yeah, drop

1060
00:48:57,280 --> 00:48:59,040
Speaker 3: the ugly purely hot.

1061
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:02,080
Speaker 1: Well, I need to find the screenshot because I saw

1062
00:49:02,120 --> 00:49:05,520
Speaker 1: something like that of me recently that made me crack

1063
00:49:05,800 --> 00:49:12,000
Speaker 1: d fuck up. Oh, it was like going into the

1064
00:49:12,040 --> 00:49:14,399
Speaker 1: new year with an any humanser mindset, and it was like.

1065
00:49:14,360 --> 00:49:17,000
Speaker 4: A slideshow of a bunch of really really cute pictures

1066
00:49:17,040 --> 00:49:20,720
Speaker 4: and like just my vibe, like aesthetically And then the

1067
00:49:20,840 --> 00:49:24,760
Speaker 4: top comment was isn't she like super sad?

1068
00:49:25,560 --> 00:49:33,439
Speaker 2: Yeh yeh, yeah, not anymore. It's five exact and you're

1069
00:49:33,560 --> 00:49:37,080
Speaker 2: so happy. Actually, you have been really happy recently. I

1070
00:49:37,200 --> 00:49:39,719
Speaker 2: have been, like the last week. There was a rough

1071
00:49:39,760 --> 00:49:40,879
Speaker 2: two weeks when we got back.

1072
00:49:40,960 --> 00:49:42,480
Speaker 3: Have you been happy the last week?

1073
00:49:43,120 --> 00:49:43,400
Speaker 1: No?

1074
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:46,759
Speaker 3: Actually, well I was gonna say, I've also been happy, So.

1075
00:49:47,239 --> 00:49:49,319
Speaker 2: Make it end with me while you're bragging.

1076
00:49:49,840 --> 00:49:51,120
Speaker 3: Bragg I'm usually sad.

1077
00:49:51,400 --> 00:49:53,520
Speaker 2: Usually when we're sad, you have to be sad. You

1078
00:49:53,600 --> 00:49:55,600
Speaker 2: can and when we're happy, you have to be sad.

1079
00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:57,840
Speaker 1: What you need to stay sad?

1080
00:49:58,239 --> 00:49:58,479
Speaker 3: Dude.

1081
00:49:59,239 --> 00:50:01,560
Speaker 2: I love hearing that, though, kaya because.

1082
00:50:01,560 --> 00:50:06,239
Speaker 3: I felt so good. That's awesome. Yeah, it felt good you.

1083
00:50:06,200 --> 00:50:08,560
Speaker 2: Were in I mean, you've been going back and seeing

1084
00:50:08,560 --> 00:50:10,480
Speaker 2: your family a lot. What if that's like the key?

1085
00:50:10,719 --> 00:50:12,479
Speaker 3: It might be it really is. I'm not kidding.

1086
00:50:12,520 --> 00:50:14,840
Speaker 1: I think like removing yourself from like high.

1087
00:50:14,760 --> 00:50:18,279
Speaker 3: Social helping your parents with stuff is like, so it's

1088
00:50:18,320 --> 00:50:19,520
Speaker 3: what we were meant to do.

1089
00:50:19,640 --> 00:50:22,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was truly. We were supposed to be like

1090
00:50:22,160 --> 00:50:24,839
Speaker 2: in the villages, like helping our parents build the mud hut.

1091
00:50:25,080 --> 00:50:25,120
Speaker 5: Like.

1092
00:50:25,160 --> 00:50:26,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, when I was younger, I would go visit my

1093
00:50:26,719 --> 00:50:29,319
Speaker 3: family and I would just regress and that that was

1094
00:50:29,360 --> 00:50:31,640
Speaker 3: my activity. But now I just I go back and

1095
00:50:31,680 --> 00:50:33,200
Speaker 3: I help them do chores and stuff.

1096
00:50:33,800 --> 00:50:37,960
Speaker 2: That's that is so cute. I don't have a Drew

1097
00:50:38,040 --> 00:50:39,759
Speaker 2: sigh up today, but I have a monologue.

1098
00:50:41,160 --> 00:50:43,000
Speaker 1: I if this is what I think it is, I'm

1099
00:50:43,040 --> 00:50:45,319
Speaker 1: gonna walk away while you do it, all.

1100
00:50:45,360 --> 00:50:51,279
Speaker 2: Right, no lube, no protection, all night, all day. From

1101
00:50:51,320 --> 00:50:54,320
Speaker 2: the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining

1102
00:50:54,360 --> 00:50:57,480
Speaker 2: room table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to

1103
00:50:57,560 --> 00:51:05,160
Speaker 2: the shower from the front porch to the battalcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratically, exponentially,

1104
00:51:05,200 --> 00:51:11,399
Speaker 2: fuck exponently, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream until

1105
00:51:11,440 --> 00:51:19,000
Speaker 2: I see the light. Missionary cowgirl, reverse, cowgirl, doggie, backwards, forwards, sideways,

1106
00:51:19,160 --> 00:51:22,160
Speaker 2: upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch,

1107
00:51:22,280 --> 00:51:27,640
Speaker 2: on a chair, being carried against the wall outside, in

1108
00:51:27,680 --> 00:51:31,040
Speaker 2: a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle,

1109
00:51:31,680 --> 00:51:35,000
Speaker 2: the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a

1110
00:51:35,040 --> 00:51:39,040
Speaker 2: bounce house, in the pool, bent over in the basement

1111
00:51:39,239 --> 00:51:44,920
Speaker 2: against the window. Have the most toe curling, back arching,

1112
00:51:45,040 --> 00:51:49,880
Speaker 2: leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drolling,

1113
00:51:50,040 --> 00:51:57,440
Speaker 2: ass clenching, nose sniffing, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheets, gripping, knuckles, cracking,

1114
00:51:57,560 --> 00:52:03,120
Speaker 2: jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth, theator bug, mind boggling, soul snatching,

1115
00:52:03,200 --> 00:52:12,920
Speaker 2: over stimulating, vial, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, backbreaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly,

1116
00:52:13,080 --> 00:52:21,120
Speaker 2: lip biting, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty feet kicking,

1117
00:52:21,360 --> 00:52:26,040
Speaker 2: mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone wrecking, world ending, black

1118
00:52:26,080 --> 00:52:34,879
Speaker 2: hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable,

1119
00:52:34,920 --> 00:52:40,359
Speaker 2: body numbing, back worthing, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating,

1120
00:52:40,880 --> 00:52:45,600
Speaker 2: don't cough, uh sorry, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling,

1121
00:52:46,200 --> 00:52:51,520
Speaker 2: sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets removing, eye widening, pussy popping,

1122
00:52:52,920 --> 00:52:59,480
Speaker 2: nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell dissolving, hair ripping, slow,

1123
00:53:00,480 --> 00:53:07,000
Speaker 2: show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, splendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly

1124
00:53:07,719 --> 00:53:12,719
Speaker 2: awaking Devn's Devil's tattoo. That was a Fredine Switt slip,

1125
00:53:12,960 --> 00:53:17,720
Speaker 2: Hi devn Devil's tango. He could not put a nuclear

1126
00:53:17,800 --> 00:53:20,920
Speaker 2: bomb inside of me and I'd still ride it. Or

1127
00:53:20,960 --> 00:53:22,880
Speaker 2: he could put a nuclear bomb inside of me and

1128
00:53:22,880 --> 00:53:25,799
Speaker 2: I'd still ride it, and I would give this man

1129
00:53:25,960 --> 00:53:32,960
Speaker 2: the sloppiest, wettest, creamiest, soul taking, slimy, life changing, death, defying,

1130
00:53:33,280 --> 00:53:37,520
Speaker 2: heaven sent flabbergasting, hypnotizing, ungodly.

1131
00:53:37,040 --> 00:53:41,120
Speaker 3: Head that is sexy. That was a very sexy poem that.

1132
00:53:40,960 --> 00:53:42,920
Speaker 1: Felt like when you and your friends go to a

1133
00:53:42,960 --> 00:53:45,319
Speaker 1: new restaurant and the waitress asks if y'all have been

1134
00:53:45,360 --> 00:53:48,080
Speaker 1: there before, and some fucking idiot the table decides to

1135
00:53:48,120 --> 00:53:50,160
Speaker 1: admit you haven't been there before, So now you have

1136
00:53:50,200 --> 00:53:52,360
Speaker 1: to hear the whole spiel. That's what it is.

1137
00:53:55,400 --> 00:53:57,080
Speaker 2: What is the suit? Mini? Also, I have to give

1138
00:53:57,760 --> 00:54:00,319
Speaker 2: what's on the sup menu today.

1139
00:53:59,120 --> 00:54:03,120
Speaker 1: And the special today. Drew is the kind of motherfucker.

1140
00:54:02,600 --> 00:54:04,160
Speaker 2: I do do that. I do do that, but I

1141
00:54:04,200 --> 00:54:06,080
Speaker 2: have to give credit where credit is due. That was

1142
00:54:06,120 --> 00:54:08,839
Speaker 2: from at cunt rs on.

1143
00:54:08,960 --> 00:54:11,200
Speaker 3: Oh, I thought you were writing sex poetry.

1144
00:54:11,360 --> 00:54:12,280
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no.

1145
00:54:12,120 --> 00:54:14,880
Speaker 3: I was gonna say, because I've I've actually been writing

1146
00:54:15,160 --> 00:54:16,960
Speaker 3: some sex sexy poetry as well.

1147
00:54:17,520 --> 00:54:17,840
Speaker 2: Read some.

1148
00:54:18,320 --> 00:54:22,520
Speaker 3: This one's called clever Girl. I feel like a cursed

1149
00:54:22,600 --> 00:54:25,239
Speaker 3: time traveler, one that can only move forward in time.

1150
00:54:25,800 --> 00:54:28,600
Speaker 3: My addiction to the arts rivaled only by my addiction

1151
00:54:28,680 --> 00:54:31,759
Speaker 3: to beautiful women. What does a night out with a

1152
00:54:31,800 --> 00:54:34,800
Speaker 3: guy like me look like? I take you to a restaurant,

1153
00:54:34,880 --> 00:54:37,560
Speaker 3: I wine and dine you and shower you with sexy compliments.

1154
00:54:38,600 --> 00:54:40,680
Speaker 3: I take you back to my apartment and impress you

1155
00:54:40,719 --> 00:54:43,480
Speaker 3: with my sexy furniture. I make you laugh until you squirt,

1156
00:54:43,760 --> 00:54:46,400
Speaker 3: and best of all, we make love in the morning,

1157
00:54:46,440 --> 00:54:49,000
Speaker 3: I make you breakfast, and you bake me for more sex.

1158
00:54:50,360 --> 00:54:52,439
Speaker 3: A bachelor tethered only to his cock.

1159
00:54:54,239 --> 00:54:55,040
Speaker 1: What is this?

1160
00:54:55,360 --> 00:54:57,600
Speaker 3: It's poetry. I've been working on a coffee in a

1161
00:54:57,680 --> 00:55:01,680
Speaker 3: hip downtown cafe, overlooking the side. God, I indulge in

1162
00:55:01,719 --> 00:55:06,440
Speaker 3: a cigarette, sue me. May you find me guilty? You

1163
00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:07,399
Speaker 3: find it?

1164
00:55:07,800 --> 00:55:09,680
Speaker 1: Where is this from? God?

1165
00:55:09,840 --> 00:55:12,359
Speaker 3: You find it relaxing to be around me, even when

1166
00:55:12,400 --> 00:55:16,879
Speaker 3: I'm giving you little kisses and nibbles. God, I'm almost done.

1167
00:55:17,160 --> 00:55:20,440
Speaker 3: The sun sets, The sun sets on a brazen New

1168
00:55:20,520 --> 00:55:24,680
Speaker 3: York City skyline. Your body quenches my thirst, a sexual oasis.

1169
00:55:24,960 --> 00:55:28,320
Speaker 3: I laugh at it. You introduce me to your friends.

1170
00:55:28,480 --> 00:55:29,960
Speaker 3: They are offended by my candor.

1171
00:55:31,200 --> 00:55:32,640
Speaker 2: So it ends there.

1172
00:55:33,120 --> 00:55:34,920
Speaker 3: That's it. It's yeah, that was.

1173
00:55:36,719 --> 00:55:37,200
Speaker 2: Beautiful.

1174
00:55:37,200 --> 00:55:38,600
Speaker 3: When I was in New York, me and my friends

1175
00:55:38,640 --> 00:55:41,200
Speaker 3: were like, we're trying to write like the most like disgusting,

1176
00:55:41,280 --> 00:55:43,520
Speaker 3: like straight guy poetry. We can.

1177
00:55:44,960 --> 00:55:46,120
Speaker 2: That's your milk and honey.

1178
00:55:46,480 --> 00:55:49,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll just keep working on that. I'm gonna keep working, you.

1179
00:55:49,280 --> 00:55:51,239
Speaker 2: Know, I think, right, a couple more and we'll bring

1180
00:55:51,280 --> 00:55:53,359
Speaker 2: one every episode so and you can hear it every time.

1181
00:55:54,480 --> 00:55:56,200
Speaker 3: Now I like them longer.

1182
00:55:56,239 --> 00:55:59,120
Speaker 1: Too, so yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna kill myself tonight.

1183
00:55:59,280 --> 00:56:05,160
Speaker 2: Okay, Drew's high up corner. I'm always intrigued by close friends' stories.

1184
00:56:05,520 --> 00:56:07,759
Speaker 2: Who's not allowed to see you grilling zucchini?

1185
00:56:14,040 --> 00:56:19,200
Speaker 1: That's how I feel about, like ice cream? Like why

1186
00:56:19,760 --> 00:56:21,920
Speaker 1: who can't know you're having a sweet treat right now?

1187
00:56:23,440 --> 00:56:27,120
Speaker 2: Why is six gagged? Why because seven eight?

1188
00:56:27,640 --> 00:56:28,000
Speaker 1: Okay?

1189
00:56:30,400 --> 00:56:43,120
Speaker 2: That was at shape Ports on Twitter. Y'all merge perfectly

1190
00:56:43,160 --> 00:56:48,319
Speaker 2: at chick fil A. But y'all merge perfectly at Chick

1191
00:56:48,400 --> 00:56:50,480
Speaker 2: fil A? But why not? On the I forty five,

1192
00:56:52,600 --> 00:56:57,839
Speaker 2: that's really good. That was from Cassidy Jane, And that's

1193
00:56:57,880 --> 00:56:59,719
Speaker 2: all y'all get well.

1194
00:56:59,800 --> 00:57:02,239
Speaker 1: My media of the week is still just Walk a

1195
00:57:02,320 --> 00:57:04,799
Speaker 1: Thin Line by Fleetwood Mac because I don't know, I

1196
00:57:04,880 --> 00:57:06,839
Speaker 1: just feel like that song, and that's all I've been

1197
00:57:06,840 --> 00:57:08,000
Speaker 1: listening to on repeat.

1198
00:57:09,320 --> 00:57:12,080
Speaker 2: My media of the week is The Dark Tower one

1199
00:57:12,360 --> 00:57:19,440
Speaker 2: in the Dark Tower series by Stephen Hawking or Stephen

1200
00:57:19,520 --> 00:57:25,080
Speaker 2: King because my crush really likes it and so I

1201
00:57:25,120 --> 00:57:31,680
Speaker 2: started listening to it. That's cute all, but no, for real,

1202
00:57:31,800 --> 00:57:34,360
Speaker 2: my media is I might break, but I won't buy

1203
00:57:34,480 --> 00:57:45,760
Speaker 2: Thrillium Angels Maury Moury' that's all y'all get. And then

1204
00:57:45,920 --> 00:57:50,160
Speaker 2: I've been only listening to the Challengers soundtrack. It's been

1205
00:57:50,240 --> 00:57:53,680
Speaker 2: the score to my life the last three weeks. It's

1206
00:57:53,720 --> 00:57:57,200
Speaker 2: been the soundtrack to my life. So tap in and

1207
00:57:57,240 --> 00:58:00,840
Speaker 2: then anything Trent Reznor Atticus Ross. I started listening to

1208
00:58:00,880 --> 00:58:03,000
Speaker 2: the Social Network soundtrack because every once in a while,

1209
00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:05,080
Speaker 2: like if I have an album I really really love,

1210
00:58:05,480 --> 00:58:08,040
Speaker 2: I like have to withdraw from it because I'm like

1211
00:58:08,120 --> 00:58:13,560
Speaker 2: too like dependent on it and I'm also like just desensitized. Yeah,

1212
00:58:13,640 --> 00:58:16,040
Speaker 2: so I like take like a tolerance break from it.

1213
00:58:16,080 --> 00:58:19,200
Speaker 2: And oh my god, the Social Network soundtrack is so

1214
00:58:19,400 --> 00:58:22,600
Speaker 2: fucking good, y'all, And I'm back on that ship. I'm

1215
00:58:22,600 --> 00:58:27,320
Speaker 2: back on that good ship. And my media, well, Ky,

1216
00:58:27,360 --> 00:58:30,200
Speaker 2: do you have a single song you would like to type? People?

1217
00:58:30,280 --> 00:58:35,840
Speaker 3: Movie the movie Media, The Before Sun Before Sons. Yeah, yeah,

1218
00:58:35,880 --> 00:58:38,520
Speaker 3: I had never seen him, really, I've never seen him.

1219
00:58:38,520 --> 00:58:39,200
Speaker 3: They're so good.

1220
00:58:40,240 --> 00:58:42,840
Speaker 2: We've we've talked about you not seeing them before. They're

1221
00:58:42,920 --> 00:58:43,920
Speaker 2: so fucking lit.

1222
00:58:43,920 --> 00:58:46,360
Speaker 3: So crazy. And actually in the first one.

1223
00:58:46,600 --> 00:58:48,520
Speaker 2: Was that one car away No no, no, no, no,

1224
00:58:48,560 --> 00:58:50,919
Speaker 2: it's link later, yeah, link later.

1225
00:58:51,200 --> 00:58:54,240
Speaker 3: But in the first one, the guy is like, I

1226
00:58:54,280 --> 00:58:55,880
Speaker 3: have this idea for a TV show where we just

1227
00:58:55,880 --> 00:59:01,400
Speaker 3: follow people's lives, like what you guys are talking about. Yeah,

1228
00:59:01,440 --> 00:59:02,240
Speaker 3: before sunset?

1229
00:59:02,360 --> 00:59:03,439
Speaker 2: Are there two or three?

1230
00:59:03,600 --> 00:59:07,160
Speaker 3: There's three and they're ten years apart every time were

1231
00:59:07,160 --> 00:59:08,479
Speaker 3: they made?

1232
00:59:08,480 --> 00:59:12,560
Speaker 2: Do you know if they were made like like years

1233
00:59:12,560 --> 00:59:13,720
Speaker 2: apart or they.

1234
00:59:13,560 --> 00:59:15,280
Speaker 3: Were made over the course of thirty years with the

1235
00:59:15,280 --> 00:59:18,200
Speaker 3: same actors, so lit it's it's really.

1236
00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:23,000
Speaker 2: Cool, so goodd but okay, well, thanks for listening to

1237
00:59:23,120 --> 00:59:28,720
Speaker 2: this episode of Emergency or Calm. This is the last

1238
00:59:28,720 --> 00:59:30,720
Speaker 2: episode to talk what's fun

1239
00:59:54,800 --> 00:59:54,840
Speaker 4: M