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Speaker 1: jubil in the morning? Second Dan update the guy on
Speaker 1: the phone for a second date update Today met the
Speaker 1: girl that he wants to call at every horny bachelor's
Speaker 1: favorite hunting ground a wedding. That's right, not what I
Speaker 1: thought you were going to say, where they love to
Speaker 1: go troll for ladies. His name is Ryan. What's up Ryan? Hey,
Speaker 1: how's it going? Guys? What's up? You? Horny bachelor? Guilty
Speaker 1: of start? I love how all your dudes are on
Speaker 1: the same page on this one and I'm just learning this. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, everybody knows that the best place
Speaker 1: to meet a girl is definitely at a wedding. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so tell us about the girl that you want to
Speaker 1: call today and when did you pounce during the wedding? Well,
Speaker 1: her name is Rose. We were both in the party,
Speaker 1: so she was one of the bridesmaids, was a groomsman.
Speaker 1: She caught my eye, so you know, we walked down
Speaker 1: the aisle together, so we had a lot of time
Speaker 1: to chit chat. Oh, was she actually the person that
Speaker 1: you were paired up with? It was, yeah. So we
Speaker 1: were to stand there waiting and all that. I mean
Speaker 1: the reason why is because we were the only two
Speaker 1: single people, so they put us together that it was
Speaker 1: less fate. And then they're like, well, you two losers
Speaker 1: don't have anybody you can walk down they out together. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so we had a few drinks at the reception. Everybody
Speaker 1: was getting loose, everybody was dancing. I was joking around,
Speaker 1: and you know, I thought she was cute. I was
Speaker 1: gonna ask her out. So it was a wedding. I
Speaker 1: decided to get down on one knee and you know,
Speaker 1: you did it in the middle of the reception. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean it was it was a good time. Everybody
Speaker 1: was joking around. So I got down on one knee
Speaker 1: and I proposed a date to her. And did she cry?
Speaker 1: She didn't cry. I could tell she was a little
Speaker 1: embarrassed by it, and and she's like, get up, you idiot.
Speaker 1: Like she's got a really cool, dry sense of humor,
Speaker 1: really sarcastic, which I find that attractive. And I'm assuming
Speaker 1: she said yes, since you're doing a second date update now, yeah,
Speaker 1: she said yes, So I was stoked about it. It It
Speaker 1: was like a good match, awesome, what'd you guys do
Speaker 1: on your date? We went out to a sushi spot
Speaker 1: that I really like and it was great. I guess
Speaker 1: the only one thing that I'm sort of I'm going
Speaker 1: back and I'm thinking, like, what did I do? Did
Speaker 1: I say something stupid? And there was a part where
Speaker 1: she was I don't know how we landed on this
Speaker 1: topic of conversation, but we started talking about underwear, and
Speaker 1: I basically just told her. I was like, I don't, like,
Speaker 1: I personally don't believe in underwear. I just don't. You
Speaker 1: don't believe in it, Like you don't think that it's
Speaker 1: an actual thing, because I can tell you it exists. No,
Speaker 1: I know it's an actual it's an actual thing. I
Speaker 1: got that, But I just think it's unnecessary. I think
Speaker 1: it's the most uncomfortable thing that man has invented. It's
Speaker 1: just no need. Why Why do you have to wear underwear?
Speaker 1: So that underwear was a belief system. I didn't know
Speaker 1: that until now. Yeah, you're pretty passionate about going commando.
Speaker 1: It sounds like I just don't feel the need to
Speaker 1: wear underwear. Why am I going to restrict myself. It's
Speaker 1: not like I'm wearing feet through pants or something like
Speaker 1: what's a big deal? Okay, So did she take that
Speaker 1: as like you trying to imply like, hey, lady, take
Speaker 1: your panties off. That's what I'm sort of wondering and
Speaker 1: I'm worried about, which is not at all what I
Speaker 1: was saying. I wasn't trying to be creepy, But now
Speaker 1: looking back on and I'm like, I don't know, I
Speaker 1: was like making a comment on my manhood or I
Speaker 1: don't know. Yeah, I could see how that could look
Speaker 1: like You're whispering across the table like I'm not wearing
Speaker 1: any other giving her a tip on what's going on. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I could see how that could be a little weird.
Speaker 1: Did she act strange after that? You know, there was
Speaker 1: like probably a couple of minutes of just sort of awkward,
Speaker 1: like okay, now I got to get the conversation back
Speaker 1: on track. But after that everything seemed to be cool.
Speaker 1: You know. That was like three quarters of the way
Speaker 1: through the date, So I would say I would say
Speaker 1: the last quarter was like smooth sailing. Did it all
Speaker 1: end well? I walked her out to her car again,
Speaker 1: I was I wanted to be a gentleman, and I,
Speaker 1: you know, I felt like the vibe was go in
Speaker 1: for a kiss, and I did and she sort of
Speaker 1: backed away, and then she apologized. She said, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1: I feel like my breath smells because we were eating fish,
Speaker 1: so she obviously sushi. So she was like, I feel
Speaker 1: like my breath smells like fish, and I don't feel
Speaker 1: comfortable kissing you with my breath smelling like this. I said, oh,
Speaker 1: I don't mind, because obviously I had sushi too, and
Speaker 1: she was like, no, I'm not into that. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: Do you feel like she thought her breath smelled like
Speaker 1: fish or you feel like it was an excuse. I'd
Speaker 1: like to think that it was legit, But now, without
Speaker 1: hearing from her, I'm like, maybe that was an excuse. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because if you're both eating the same thing, it doesn't matter,
Speaker 1: That's what I think. Like, I've had onions before, and
Speaker 1: I've been out on danferent girls with had un insert
Speaker 1: carlic or whatever, Like it's always that sort of thing.
Speaker 1: It's like it doesn't really matter, you know. So have
Speaker 1: you tried to get a hold of her? Yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: I dropped her a text later that night and I
Speaker 1: said it was it was really great hanging out with you.
Speaker 1: Let's do it again. And I didn't hear it from
Speaker 1: her that night. Like the next day, in the middle
Speaker 1: of the afternoon, she was like, yeah, that was a
Speaker 1: lot of fun. But then like I sent her another
Speaker 1: text trying to set something up, and I got sort
Speaker 1: of like a non committal response like yeah, maybe, so
Speaker 1: hit me up later in the week. And did you
Speaker 1: hit her up after that? I did, and then I
Speaker 1: didn't hear anything. So, and you sound like such a
Speaker 1: lovely date from your description, well, except for the underwear thing,
Speaker 1: sounds like a good date. I don't know. I don't
Speaker 1: think that's too bad of it, Like that's not a
Speaker 1: put off to me. But I dated a guy who
Speaker 1: went command of all the time, and I kind of
Speaker 1: like had a thing for it. I don't know. I mean,
Speaker 1: maybe you and I should go out broke. Maybe that's
Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying. All right, man, Well, we'll play
Speaker 1: a song come back, and I'm gonna support you on
Speaker 1: this one percent. During the song, I'm gonna go take
Speaker 1: my underwear off and do this commando with you. All Right,
Speaker 1: We'll play a song come back, call her and get
Speaker 1: your second date up date. Okay, okay, I appreciate that.
Speaker 1: All right, man, hang on brooking jubil in the morning.
Speaker 1: Second date update. If you're just joining us for today's
Speaker 1: second date update, Ryan is on the phone with us,
Speaker 1: and Ryan, I have a question for you. Yeah, what's that?
Speaker 1: And hopefully this isn't going to come off as creepy
Speaker 1: as it did on your date? But are you wearing underwear?
Speaker 1: Waiting for the answer, Ryan, I mean I told you
Speaker 1: who I am. I think the answer is no, Like
Speaker 1: I said, if you're just joining us, Ryan told us
Speaker 1: about his first date with a girl named Rose. He
Speaker 1: said the only thing that went weird was somehow they
Speaker 1: got on the subject of underwear, and Ryan says that
Speaker 1: he doesn't believe in underwear and shared that with her
Speaker 1: on a first date. He thinks that might have come
Speaker 1: off a little creepy to be focusing on his hatred
Speaker 1: for underwear during the date, but other than that, he says,
Speaker 1: everything seemed fine. She's not calling him back, though, and
Speaker 1: it's been a little while, so we're about to get
Speaker 1: her on the phone and see what went wrong. And
Speaker 1: you guys, met your You're in a wedding party for
Speaker 1: mutual friends. Did you find out from the newlyweds if
Speaker 1: you know she had said anything to them about how
Speaker 1: your guys's date went? I mean, I asked, but they
Speaker 1: said no, she hasn't mentioned anything. So I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to figure out. It's just confusing because
Speaker 1: she seemed to have a good time. I had a
Speaker 1: good time. So all right, I'm gonna call her right now. Okay, cool,
Speaker 1: here we go. Hello, Hi is Rose there? Yeah? Speak you,
Speaker 1: Hey Rose? How are you? This is Jewil from Brook
Speaker 1: and Jewel in the morning. Oh okay, what's going on?
Speaker 1: Is there a reason why you're calling me? There is?
Speaker 1: We actually got an email about you from one of
Speaker 1: our listeners. Okay, an email about me. It's a guy
Speaker 1: you went out on a date with. Yeah. His name
Speaker 1: is Ryan, and I'm sure you remember Ryan. He says,
Speaker 1: you guys met at a friend's wedding. Yeah, okay, Well
Speaker 1: he emailed us and told us a little bit about
Speaker 1: your date. But he also told us that you're not
Speaker 1: calling him back. So he asked if we could find
Speaker 1: out why you don't want to see him. Oh wow, okay.
Speaker 1: He sounded really excited about you. Yeah, yeah, okay, did
Speaker 1: you not like going out with him? I mean, I
Speaker 1: don't know if this is going to go anywhere? And
Speaker 1: why is that? Can you tell us? Oh my god,
Speaker 1: this is kind of awkward. I can tell you what
Speaker 1: he told us. Okay, So he said that you guys
Speaker 1: met at the wedding and had fun and then went
Speaker 1: to go get sushi. Yeah, he said there was one
Speaker 1: awkward moment during your date, and he thinks that might
Speaker 1: be the reason you're not calling him back. Didn't he
Speaker 1: tell you what that was? Yeah, he said that he
Speaker 1: went into a little thing about how he doesn't believe
Speaker 1: underwear and how he doesn't like underwear and it's constricting
Speaker 1: and all that, and yeah, he says he thought that
Speaker 1: might have weirded you out. Yeah, yeah, that happened. Um,
Speaker 1: I mean it was that was a lot of information
Speaker 1: on a first day. Was that Was that the pivot
Speaker 1: point that turned you off from him? Well, he didn't
Speaker 1: even really need to tell me that part about the underwear. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, he was wearing shorts. I noticed at one
Speaker 1: point when I got up to go to the bathroom
Speaker 1: that he may have been reviewing a little too much
Speaker 1: in the short. Wait, what do you mean, be specific?
Speaker 1: I need specific? Yeah, I think you guys, know, like
Speaker 1: he was kind of hanging out for the world to see. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, I wasn't sure. But then he starts talking
Speaker 1: about how he doesn't even underwear, and I don't know.
Speaker 1: I was right, I guess, all right, so maybe he
Speaker 1: should have been wearing underwear. Yeah. So wait, do you
Speaker 1: think it was an accident or was he like putting
Speaker 1: it on display for you? Oh? God, I don't. I
Speaker 1: don't know. I mean, I hope it was an accident too.
Speaker 1: It was just a lot of information at once, A
Speaker 1: lot of information. Who should have reached across the table
Speaker 1: and tucked it back in for him? Oh god? It
Speaker 1: is that if you guys were wearing shorts, would that
Speaker 1: be an easy mistake to make if you sit down?
Speaker 1: You never know? I mean yeah, like I feel like
Speaker 1: the shorts must have been pretty small. Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I need to hear that. Do
Speaker 1: you think it was an accident? I don't know, but
Speaker 1: you know, to be honest, I don't really care. I
Speaker 1: don't know if I if I want to know, I know,
Speaker 1: I don't feel like that's fair I mean, if you
Speaker 1: had an nip slip and nobody told you about it, like,
Speaker 1: it's not something that you should get blamed for. But
Speaker 1: it's different. I mean, what if I was doing it
Speaker 1: on purpose and I didn't care and it was just
Speaker 1: out there. I know how we can find out if
Speaker 1: he knew that he was sort of dangling about. You know,
Speaker 1: like I said before, I really don't care at this point, Well,
Speaker 1: I think Ryan cares and he's actually on the other
Speaker 1: line and wants to talk to you. What are you
Speaker 1: talking about? I mean that Ryan's been listening to this
Speaker 1: conversation and he wants to talk to you. Why. In
Speaker 1: my defense, I had absolutely no idea that I was
Speaker 1: exposing myself. You. Honestly, I'm being absolutely sincere here, Like
Speaker 1: I apologize, that is not at all. I wasn't trying
Speaker 1: to do like a one two punch of hey, maybe
Speaker 1: look at this and oh I don't like underwear, like
Speaker 1: I share to you. I had no idea that I
Speaker 1: was hanging out. Okay, no, I mean serious. It sounds
Speaker 1: like I'm joking, but I am. I'm absolutely dead serious.
Speaker 1: I did not know that it was happening, nor would
Speaker 1: I have, you know, done anything like that. So if
Speaker 1: I made you feel uncomfortable, I sincerely apologize. I'm just wondering,
Speaker 1: you know, why you brought it up at that point.
Speaker 1: Then it's a strange thing to bring up on a
Speaker 1: first date. It is, but a conversation sort of went
Speaker 1: there and I wasn't trying to necessarily steer it there,
Speaker 1: and then it was like, oh, we sort of landed
Speaker 1: on that topic. And the second you saw that right
Speaker 1: beforehand is absolutely a coincidence. It's an unfortunate, fortunate coincidence.
Speaker 1: You don't feel a breeze or anything. It's not like
Speaker 1: I was engineering the day to be all about my
Speaker 1: junk seeing it me talking about it, Like, but you
Speaker 1: feel like, if you're a guy who goes commuter, you
Speaker 1: think you'd be super careful in shorts, if that's a
Speaker 1: likelihood of happening. I'm usually careful. But maybe I had
Speaker 1: a napkin in my lab well maybe I thought like
Speaker 1: if anybody was popping out, like I don't know, like
Speaker 1: that kind I ever told me about this before. So
Speaker 1: if if I have been exposing myself inadvertently, I feel
Speaker 1: about that. Yeah, now you have something to be aware of.
Speaker 1: I mean, if I've gone home for the holidays or something.
Speaker 1: I'm sitting here like with my junk hang out. I
Speaker 1: didn't know it, so wow, now you know how? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I mean, look again, I cannot apologize profusely enough. I mean,
Speaker 1: I really I had a great time with you, and
Speaker 1: I hope that I mean, you seem to have a
Speaker 1: you do have a really great sense of humor, and
Speaker 1: I hope maybe you can just sort of understand that
Speaker 1: this was absolutely inadvertent and not in any way some
Speaker 1: sort of pervy, sleazy thing that I was trying to
Speaker 1: pull on you. So I would love to take you
Speaker 1: out again, and I will promise to huh, I will
Speaker 1: promise to underwear him though. Ros you know what he's
Speaker 1: doing for you right now? Would you like to go
Speaker 1: out with Ryan on a second date? We will pay
Speaker 1: for it, and we'll pay for his underwear too, if
Speaker 1: you give him one more shot. Oh um, you know
Speaker 1: at this point, I mean, it's a very heartfelt message,
Speaker 1: but I'm skeptical. I don't know. Come on, Rose, you
Speaker 1: guys were in the same wedding for two of your
Speaker 1: best friends, Like, do you think that your friend's going
Speaker 1: to be marrying some sleeze ball, who would have a
Speaker 1: friend who would expose himself Like, there's got a sub
Speaker 1: trust circle there, right, Yeah, I have references if you
Speaker 1: need references, that's a good point. Um, I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's just his underwear. Never an option or it's a lot.
Speaker 1: I will say this if I'm wearing shorts, it's something
Speaker 1: that in the future I will definitely take into consideration
Speaker 1: and wear. You know, I just need to stuck it
Speaker 1: up and put on some box or brief. Yeah, just
Speaker 1: be uncomfortable for a little while. It's just a couple
Speaker 1: of hours, yet terribly uncomfortable to me. But yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean I would do that, Rose, What do you think?
Speaker 1: One more shot? Come on? If underwear is provided, I
Speaker 1: will go on a Yeah, there you go. Congratulations Ryan,
Speaker 1: thank you. I mean, Rosette's awesome. And I do I
Speaker 1: think I have a pair of underwears somewhere around my house.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, I mean, and I promise you, like,
Speaker 1: if I do not have them, I will buy them.
Speaker 1: I'll buy a three pack. So I mean, there we go.
Speaker 1: If you don't have a pair of Ryan, I'll send
Speaker 1: you a pair of mind you can where we can
Speaker 1: broken Juwil in the morning,